﻿瑞金娜 我準備好出發了 把我的項目帶上車 Regina, I am prepared to depart. Have my project brought up.
好的 韋恩先生 Yes, Mr. Wenan.
﻿比利我剛收到消息 Billy, I just got word
﻿你父親聖誕節不會來了 that your father will not be joining us for Christmas.
﻿我知道 金孫 Oh, I know, sweetie.
﻿因為他要工作 It's... his work.
﻿真令人遺憾 It's unfortunate.
﻿我真的很期待見到約翰 I was really looking forward to seeing John.
﻿很抱歉我今天不能陪在你身邊 I'm sorry that I won't be able to be there for you today.
﻿沒事的奶奶 It's okay, Grandma.
﻿過來 Come here.
﻿你知道怎樣會更好看嗎 You know what would look good here?
﻿加一個獎章 Another ribbon.
把藍色的獎章贏回家 比利 Bring home the blue, Billy.
﻿我會的奶奶 因為贏家都這樣 I will, Grandmother, because that's what winners do.
﻿這才是我的金孫 Oh, that's my boy.
﻿之後我們會給你父親發一張照片 And we'll send a picture to your father afterwards.
﻿請幫我倒杯牛奶 Please be a dear and get me a glass of milk.
﻿當然可以 奶奶 Of course, Grandma.
﻿謝謝 Thank you.
﻿瑞金娜 -是的 韋恩先生 - Regina. - Yes, Mr. Wenan.
﻿我要你連夜寄出這封信 I need this letter mailed overnight.
﻿遵命 Of course.
﻿我大約四小時後回來 I'll be back in approximately four hours.
﻿不然我會用手機聯繫你 Otherwise, I can be reached on my phone.
﻿還有瑞金娜 Oh, and, um, Regina,
﻿奶奶想要杯牛奶 Grandmother would like a glass of milk.
﻿遵命 公子 Of course, sir.
﻿完事了嗎 親愛的 Working something out, love?
嗯 Yeah.
﻿我提前完成了今天的任務 I finished up early on the day's orders,
﻿所以我想練習一下 so I figured I'd get in some practice.
﻿這是有史以來最低谷的一年 This is our lowest year on record.
﻿是啊 我們以前也經歷過低谷 會好起來的 Yeah, we've had slumps before. It'll pick back up.
﻿下個月的供貨單呢 And the supply bill next month?
﻿我們不能在賒賬了 We can't run up any more credit.
﻿別擔心 Try not to worry.
﻿我只是想把目光放長遠 Just trying to keep things in perspective.
﻿我明天就去城裏 I'll head into town tomorrow
﻿看看最近的記錄 and check on the late entries.
﻿我去看看郵政信箱 I'll look at the PO box.
﻿他們向我保證支票已經寄到了 They've assured me our check's in the mail.
﻿好吧 All right.
﻿我去做點餅乾 你路上帶著吃 I'll make cookies for the drive.
﻿那就太好了 That'd be nice.
﻿祝你射擊愉快 You have fun shooting the trash.
好的 Yes, ma'am.
﻿誰 Yes?
﻿你好 我是唐納德 這是… Hi, uh, it's Donald. Is this, uh...
﻿你好 Hi.
﻿聖誕快樂 Merry Christmas.
﻿你有東西要給我嗎 Do you have something for me?
﻿是啊對我有 Uh, yeah. Yes. Yes, I do.
﻿那就走過來放到桌上 Well, walk over here and bring it to the table.
﻿好 Uh... yeah. Um...
﻿放在墊子上 On the mat.
﻿這通常要多久 So, uh, how long does this usually take?
﻿要多久就多久 As long as it takes.
﻿有地方讓我坐嗎 Is there a place I can sit?
﻿你能自己找個地方坐下嗎 Does it look like there's someplace that you can sit?
﻿這是你的嗎 Does this belong to you?
﻿是啊 我11歲那年聖誕節收到的 Uh, yeah. I got it for Christmas when I was 11.
11歲 11歲太好了 Eleven. Eleven. That's great.
﻿我一直沒收到我想要的禮物 You know, I never got what I asked for.
﻿你是棒球手嗎 Are you a baseball player?
﻿是啊沒錯 Uh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I am.
﻿你是運動員嗎 You're an athlete?
﻿我曾經是 I mean, I was.
﻿15年前在大學的時候十字韌帶拉傷了 I, uh, blew my ACL out in college, like, 15 years ago.
﻿你為何現在要賣 -我真的不想賣掉 - Why are you selling it now? - I don't really wanna.
﻿但我的小女兒想去太空營我們負擔不起 But my little girl wants to go to space camp, so, uh, we can't afford it.
﻿你覺得你兒時的夢想值多少錢 What do you think your childhood dream is worth?
﻿2000美元 2,000.
﻿我給你900 I'll give you $900 for it.
﻿都不夠我出價的一半 That's not even gonna get me halfway there.
﻿ 我給你900 不然你就滾蛋 I will give you $900 for it or you can fuck off.
﻿水力發電是一種豐富的能源 Hydroelectric power is an abundant energy source
﻿也是我這個項目的主題 and the underlying thesis of my project.
﻿你花了多長時間 -兩周的構思 - How long did this take you? - Two weeks of conceptualizing
還有十天的實際建造 and ten days of actual building.
﻿你怎麼想到的 How'd you come up with this?
﻿當我意識到流動水源蘊藏的能量 After I realized the amount of power within a flowing water source,
﻿剩下的都很簡單 the rest was elementary.
﻿恭喜你 克裏斯汀 Congratulations, Christine.
﻿你讓切斯特小學非常自豪 Oh, you have made Chester Elementary very proud.
﻿你剛剛臝了世界冠軍得主 比利韋恩 你有什麼想說的 You just beat four-time champion Billy Wenan. What do you have to say?
﻿這是我最想要的聖誕禮物了 I couldn't have asked for a better Christmas present.
﻿謝謝大家 尤其是我的父母 Thank you to everyone, especially my mom and dad.
﻿再次恭喜 -謝謝 - Congrats again. - Thank you.
﻿比利 -抱歉 羅賓遜裁判員 我想我搞錯了 - Billy! - Excuse me, Judge Robinson, I think I got the wrong...
﻿比利在這裏 Oh, we've got, uh, Billy right here.
﻿給亞軍拍張照 Let's get a shot with the runner-up.
﻿好讓冠亞軍合影 All right, let's get the runner-up out here.
﻿我搞錯... -把獎章抬高 - I've got the wrong... - Come on. Hold that ribbon up high.
﻿你們倆靠在一起看著我 You two get snuggly. Look at me.
﻿假裝我頭上有個小松鼠窩 Pretend like there's a little squirrel's nest on my head.
﻿再見比利聖誕快樂 Bye, Billy! Have a good Christmas!
﻿羅傑 -是的 韋恩先生 - Roger. - Yes, Mr. Wenan.
﻿我還有些事要交給我們的朋友做 I have some more work for that friend of ours.
﻿我幫你聯絡公子 I'll put you in contact, sir.
﻿謝謝 Thank you.
﻿好了 我可以說話了 All right, I can talk.
﻿具體是什麼 What exactly does this entail?
﻿我懂了好吧 I see. All right, uh...
﻿你有名字嗎 You got a name?
﻿多少 How much?
﻿好的我明白了 Yeah. Yeah, I understand.
﻿我接受這份工作 Job accepted.
﻿我得掛了 我有別的事要幹 I gotta go. I'm on another gig.
﻿捫心自問 聖誕老人還有用嗎 ...we ask ourselves the real question. Is Santa making a difference anymore?
﻿這是來自北卡羅萊納州的故事 Here we have a story out of North Carolina.
﻿兩個孩子說他們在玩的時候 Two children said they were just having fun
﻿把保齡球從希克森立交橋上掉了下來 when they dropped a bowling ball off the Hickerson overpass.
﻿這導致了30輛車的連環相撞 This caused a 30-car pileup.
﻿下個小時我們將採訪一位俄勒岡州男子 Next hour, we're gonna be talking to an Oregon man who says
﻿群學生把他的房子燒了 a group of schoolchildren burned his house to the ground.
﻿聖誕快樂 克裏斯 Merry Christmas, Chris.
﻿學生們在用火燒叔叔 Ah, schoolkids are lighting their uncles on fire
﻿從橋上扔保齡球 and throwing bowling balls off of bridges.
﻿沒什麼好快樂的 Nothing too merry about that.
﻿後面還有兩箱 Got two more crates for you in back.
﻿我去把車開過來 I'll bring the truck around.
﻿好的我去準備 All right, I'll get 'em ready.
﻿克裏斯 Hey, Chris.
﻿拉爾夫 Ralph.
﻿樹下有好多禮物 I got a whole lot of presents under the tree.
﻿你可以晚點過來拆開 You could come over later and unwrap a couple early.
﻿我可能 -等一下 - Hmm. I might be... - Hold that thought.
﻿抱歉克裏斯 要喝什麼 Sorry about that, Chris. What can I get ya?
﻿約翰尼卡森 Johnny Carson.
﻿你今天心情不像往常一樣爽朗 Not in your usual chipper mood today.
﻿我都沒聽到你抱怨美國社會衰落 Went a whole two seconds and I haven't heard anything about the decline of society
﻿或魯莽年輕人的事 or the reckless youth in America.
﻿我想我今天過得很愉快 I guess I'm just having a good day.
﻿願望和等待並不能改變內在的東西 Wishin' and waitin' isn't gonna change what's inside.
﻿我再去後面拿威士忌 Gotta get another whiskey from the back.
﻿有事嗎 Can I help you?
﻿你好嗎麥克 How are ya, Mike?
﻿我好像不認識你 Don't think I know you.
﻿我希望妮可和孩子們都沒事 Nicole and the kids are well, I hope.
﻿聽著我沒打算做什麼 Look, uh, I wasn't gonna do anything...
﻿珊迪小時候我就認識她了她是個好女孩 Oh, I've known Sandy since she was a kid. She's a great girl.
﻿但她從來不相信結婚誓言 But she never did hold much faith in wedding vows.
﻿不像你和我麥克 -聽著 - Not like you and me, Mike. - Listen, I'm...
﻿我只是來喝一杯 I'm just here having a drink. I'm not...
﻿如果你直接開回家 You know, if you drive straight through...
﻿我估計你12小時內就能到家 I reckon you could be home in 12 hours,
﻿和家人一起過節 spend the holiday with your family.
﻿你是誰 Who are you?
﻿我會請你喝杯啤酒 Well, I'm... I'm the guy that's gonna buy you a beer.
﻿你為什麼不直接走人我會幫你付錢 Why don't you hop? I'll take care of it.
﻿麥克小心開車 And Mike, drive safe.
﻿麥克呢 Where's Mike?
﻿誰 -那個帥哥 - Who? - The good-looking guy
坐你旁邊的 that was sitting right next to where your fat butt is.
﻿那個傢伙 我猜他走了 Oh, that fella. Well, I guess he left.
﻿為什麼每次你來這裏我都要一個人回家 Why is it every time you come in here, I end up going home alone?
﻿也許我是掃把星 Maybe I'm a jinx.
﻿是啊 Yeah.
﻿喂 -你好女士 我是紐約時報的記者 - Hello? - Hello, ma'am. I'm a reporter with The Times.
﻿那報紙辦得不錯 Oh, that's a wonderful paper.
﻿是的 Yes, it is.
﻿我很榮幸能參與 I feel very privileged to be a part of it.
﻿有什麼事嗎 -昨天我們發表了一篇 - How can I help you? - Yesterday, we ran an article
﻿關於你們學校科學展的文章 on your school's science fair...
﻿我還有幾個問題 and I had a few follow-up questions
﻿要問獲得「最佳展示獎」的克裏斯汀 -克勞福德 for the "Best of Show," Christine Crawford.
﻿我希望能拿到她的聯繫方式 I was hoping I could get her contact information.
﻿沒問題 我可以幫你弄到 No problem I can get that for you.
﻿好極了 Fantastic.
﻿再等一下 Just gonna be one more second.
﻿好 Great.
﻿我給你帶了牛奶 I brought your milk.
﻿謝謝你金孫 Oh, thank you, honey.
﻿放在這裏 Put it here.
﻿你應該休息 You should be resting.
﻿把這些拿開 Let's get these outta your way.
﻿放在桌子上 On the desk.
﻿嗯 Mm.
﻿晚安 -晚安 - Night. - Good night.
﻿我愛你 -我也愛你 - I love you. - I love you too.
﻿瑞金娜 -是的 韋恩先生 - Regina! - Yes, Mr. Wenan.
﻿奶奶要所有人馬上離開房子 Grandmother wants everyone out of the house right now.
﻿好的公子 Certainly, sir.
﻿你知道 Mmm, you know...
﻿我從沒輸過科學競賽 I've never lost a science competition.
﻿你知道一個電路的好壞取決於接地嗎 Did you know a circuit is only as good as its ground?
﻿比利 我認為你的科學項目 Billy, I-I thought that your science proj...
﻿12伏汽車電池 Twelve-volt car battery.
﻿也許不會讓你死翹翹 Might not kill you,
﻿但這會讓你牙齒打顫 but it'll make your teeth chatter.
﻿你要把第一名的獎章還給他們 You're gonna return the first-place ribbon
﻿告訴他們你在那個火車項目上得到了不公正的幫助 and tell them you were unfairly helped with that train project.
﻿你作弊了 You cheated.
﻿你不配臝 You don't deserve to win.
﻿聽清楚了嗎 Am I being clear?
﻿把她帶走 Get her outta here.
﻿啊 Ah.
﻿他們20分鐘前到的 They arrived about 20 minutes ago.
﻿是啊希望他們把我們另一半的支票帶來了 Yeah. Hope they brought the other half of our check.
﻿保持冷靜你生氣也於事無補 Stay calm. You exploding is not gonna help anything.
﻿不但這會讓我好受點 No, but it'll make me feel better.
﻿哦 Oh.
﻿見到你克裏斯 Good to see you, Chris.
抱歉 突然造訪 Apologies about springing this visit on you.
﻿別客套了 Why don't we drop the pleasantries?
﻿這是我一年中最忙的時候我有工作要做 It's my busiest time of year, and I got work to do.
﻿我剩下的錢呢 -我是雅各布斯上尉 - Now, where's the rest of my money? - I'm Captain Jacobs.
﻿我們有個提議 -沒有提議 不用握手 - We've got a proposition for you. - No propositions, no shakes.
﻿我想要應得的 這個呢 這是一半 I want what's due. And this? This is half.
﻿你們只生產了去年產品的一半 Well, you only produced half of last year's product,
﻿補助金也反映了這點 and, uh, the subsidy payment reflects that.
﻿這可是聖誕節我們不是在發參與獎 Well, this is Christmas. We're not handing out participation trophies.
﻿有一半的孩子應該得到煤而不是禮物 我也沒辦法 I can't help it if half the kids deserve coal instead of presents.
﻿我們有最低預算 這是我們合同上寫的 We got a minimum budget. It's in our contract.
﻿其實你和美國政府的合同 Well, actually, your contract with the United States government, um, states,
﻿補助金取決於禮物的數量 "Subsidy payment is dependent on volume of presents made and delivered."
﻿你的薪水就是這麼來的 And that's exactly how you've been paid.
﻿這連電費都不夠 This won't even cover the power.
﻿我們要付錢給員工 買吃的 We have employees to pay, food to buy,
﻿老實說這是一個 and quite frankly, this is one...
﻿在這個時代 humdinger of a time
﻿把這個重擔交給我們 to lay this burden on us.
﻿重點是我們只收了一半的錢 The point is, with only half our payment,
﻿我們活不下去了 we're not gonna be able to survive.
﻿我們理解你們的經濟困難 We understand the financial constraints that you're suffering.
﻿不到萬不得已 沒人想讓你關門大吉 No one wants to shut you down, not if we don't have to.
﻿你知道自己在說什麼嗎 Do you even understand what you're saying?
﻿你聖誕節要做什麼 What you'd be doing to Christmas?
﻿我們需要你的節日精神能產生節日消費 We want your holiday spirit. It generates holiday spending.
﻿現在先別談這個 Let's not get into all that right now.
﻿重要的是 I mean, the important thing is,
﻿我們也許有機會解決這個問題 we might have a chance to work this out.
﻿上尉 麻煩你了 Captain, if you please.
﻿克裏斯 露絲 Chris, Ruth,
﻿美國軍方想要你們的服務 the United States military would like to procure your services.
﻿你知道如果我聽到你說出去會怎麼樣吧 You know what happens if I hear you talked, right?
﻿不知道 No.
﻿我要殺了你媽媽 I'll kill your mommy.
﻿我會殺了你爸爸 I'll kill your daddy.
﻿你養狗嗎 You got a dog?
﻿你的狗叫什麼名字 What's your dog's name?
﻿喬喬豆 J-Jo Jo Beans.
﻿我也會殺了喬喬豆 Well, I will kill ol' Jo Jo Beans too.
﻿現在你要進去 Now you're gonna go in there
﻿說你當時在商場 and say that you were at the mall
﻿你忘了時間 and you lost track of time.
﻿你在給他們買聖誕禮物明白了嗎 You were buying them some Christmas presents. You got it?
﻿我沒有買聖誕禮物 I don't have any Christmas pre...
﻿也許你想給他們買點聖誕禮物 Well, maybe you were thinking about buying them some Christmas presents.
﻿記住兩天後 Remember, two nights from now,
﻿聖誕老人會從你的煙囪滑下去 Santa's gonna slide his fat ass down your chimney
﻿送你一大堆禮物 and give you a whole bunch of presents
﻿因為你今年一直是個好女孩 'cause you've been such a good girl this year.
﻿他不是對每個人都這樣 You know, he doesn't do that for everyone.
﻿這是你的手機 Here's your phone.
﻿克裏斯汀 Christine.
﻿聖誕快樂 Merry Christmas.
﻿謝謝親愛的 Thanks, love.
﻿你覺得他們真的要關閉工廠嗎 You think they're serious about shutting down the factory?
﻿不他們只是想欺負我們 Nah, they're just trying to bully us
﻿簽一份合同 into a contract.
﻿你確定嗎 You sure about that?
﻿我們可以用額外收入 We could use the extra income.
﻿我知道 Oh, I'm aware.
﻿不一定非得是他們 Doesn't have to come from them though.
﻿不 No.
﻿不沒有 Why, no, it doesn't.
﻿我想到了 I'm glad I thought of it.
﻿我平安夜給你打電話你知道我是認真的 Well, I'm calling you on Christmas Eve, so you know it's serious.
﻿我覺得98年的時候我們幫了你大忙 I mean, I thought we did a great job for you back in '98.
﻿我的團隊速度很快 My team is fast.
﻿你知道他們的工作質量很高吧 And you know they do quality work, right?
﻿不 Well, no.
﻿不不那是無可比擬的 No, no, I can't beat that.
﻿但如果這麼便宜你就得犧牲點什麼 But if you're getting it that cheap, you've gotta be sacrificing something somewhere.
﻿聽到這個消息我很難過 李寧 I'm sorry to hear that, Lee Ning.
﻿是的祝你愉快 再見 Yes, have a good day. Bye.
﻿李寧 劃掉 Lee Ning, out.
﻿伊隆 我是克裏斯 有什麼活能給我幹 Elon, this is Chris. What do you got for me?
﻿從主機到糖果盒 我挨個問了一遍 I bid on everything from mainframes to Pez dispensers.
﻿每個人都在外包 Everybody's outsourcing.
﻿他們讓6歲的孩子光著腳倒班12個小時 They got six-year-olds pulling 12-hour shifts in bare feet
﻿付他們兩條泡泡糖 for two sticks of bubble gum.
﻿太讓人心碎了 It's heartbreaking.
﻿你累壞了還要送一晚上的禮物 You're exhausted, and you've got a long night of delivering gifts.
﻿出去之前先休息一下吧 Why don't you get some rest before you go out?
﻿你還有點時間 You still got a little bit of time.
﻿我睡不著 I can't sleep.
﻿整個行動都要泡湯了 The whole damn operation is goin' tits up.
﻿克裏斯 -克裏斯雪橇已經準備好了 - Chris. - Chris, the sleigh's packed and ready to go.
﻿我馬上就來 I'll be right there.
﻿讓我看看 -等一下 我快好了 - Let me see it. - Hold on. I'm almost finished.
﻿把名單給我 Let me... Just give me the list.
﻿你檢查過了嗎 Have you checked it?
﻿沒事的 Come on. It's fine.
﻿你為什麼要這樣 Why are you being like this?
﻿因為我失敗了 'Cause I failed.
﻿嘿 Hey!
﻿你忘了什麼嗎 -哦 - You forgetting something? - Oh.
﻿我幫你保管 -得了吧 - I'll keep hold of this for you. - Oh, come on.
﻿現在是零下15度 It's 15 below out here.
﻿那就喝熱巧克力 Then have hot chocolate.
﻿好吧 All right.
﻿怎麼樣 How'd it go?
﻿我活下來了 -嗯 - I survived. - Mmm.
﻿聖誕快樂 親愛的 Merry Christmas, darling.
﻿你搞砸了胖子 You just messed up big time, fat man!
﻿開始 Go!
﻿太棒了 破記錄了 Hot damn. That was a course record.
﻿再來一遍 Let's run it again.
﻿我想去我兒子家 I was, uh, hoping to, uh, get to my son's place
﻿看孫子孫女今早拆禮物 and see the grandkids opening presents this morning.
﻿你沒有加班費嗎 Are you not being compensated for your time?
﻿有當然有 Oh, y-yeah, yeah. Sure.
﻿那還不夠嗎 Well, is that not enough for you?
﻿夠了 No, uh, it is.
好的 Good.
﻿那我們再來一遍 Then let's run it again.
﻿有事嗎 Is there a problem?
﻿我有個工作給你 I've got a job for you.
﻿好-我覺得你會喜歡的 - Good. - I think you're gonna like it.
﻿和你的愛好相得益彰 It complements that hobby of yours.
﻿什麼工作 What's the job?
﻿我想讓你殺了聖誕老人 I'd like you to kill Santa Claus.
﻿真的 Really?
﻿我知道他也讓你失望了 I know he let you down too.
﻿這個嘛 Well, uh...
﻿那可不容易 that's not gonna be easy.
﻿如果你不感興趣我肯定能找到 Well, if you're not interested, I'm sure I could find s...
﻿不 我很感興趣 No, I'm interested.
﻿我非常感興趣 I'm very interested.
﻿你好 我是戴維斯 Hello. Davis here.
﻿早上好 我是克裏斯 Ah, good morning. This is Chris.
﻿克裏斯 早上好 -我簽合同 - Chris, good morning. - I'll do the contract.
﻿太棒了 太好了 Oh, that's fantastic! That's great.
﻿是啊 -我們一起 - Ye... Yeah. Yeah, well, yes. - Let's get together...
﻿聖誕快樂 Well, m-merry... merry Christmas.
﻿你晚睡了還起得很早 The one day you get to sleep in, and you're up early.
﻿我當時心情不好 Well, I had a heavy mind.
﻿我剛同意了合同 I just agreed to the contract.
﻿這是我們必須做的親愛的 -我懂的 - It's what we have to do, love. - I know.
﻿這是怎麼一回事 What is it?
﻿一些拿獵鹿槍的孩子往空中開槍 Oh, some kids with a deer rifle put some flak in the air.
﻿又一次 -是啊 - Again? - Yeah.
﻿在雪橇上打兩個洞 在我身上打了一個 甚至把我的袋子都打破了 Put two holes in the sleigh, one in me. Even tore my bag.
﻿別擔心那個袋子 讓我看看你 Don't worry about the bag. Let me see your side.
﻿我很好沒事的沒事的 I'm all right. It's... It's fine, it's fine.
﻿會像往常一樣痊癒的 It'll heal in the usual way.
﻿我不知道我哪裏做錯了 I don't know what I'm doing wrong.
﻿也許我該把外套退了 Maybe it's time I retired the coat.
﻿你只是需要休息一下我們今年都感受到了 You just need a break. We're all feeling it this year.
﻿我已經失去了影響力 I've lost my influence.
﻿你是偶像大家都愛你 You're an icon. People love you.
﻿我是個穿紅外套的蠢胖子 I'm a silly, fat man in a red suit.
﻿你覺得很可爰 但大家其實是這麼看我的 I mean, you think it's cute, but this is what people actually think of me.
聖誕節是場鬧劇 我就是個笑話 Christmas is a farce. I am a joke.
﻿沒有真正的節日精神了 There hasn't been any real spirit of the season anymore.
好幾年了 Not for years.
﻿我們出去玩幾天吧 Let's just get a few days out on this.
﻿會讓你開心點 That will give you a better perspective.
﻿我應該為我的形象向他們收取版稅 I should've charged them royalties for my image.
﻿這才是我們應該做的 -我們不是這樣的人 - Now, that's what we should've done. - That's not who we are.
﻿不 我們是世界上最大的經濟刺激 No, we're only the largest economic stimulus in the entire world.
﻿光是聖誕節就在美國創造了3萬億美元 Christmas generates $3 trillion in the US alone.
﻿而我們付不起電費 你覺得有什麼問題嗎 We can't pay our power bill. Think there's something wrong with that?
﻿我們現在就是這麼衡量成功的嗎 Oh, is that how we're measuring success now?
﻿那才是他們在乎的 Well, that's what they care about.
﻿他們忍受我們是為了賣玩具 汽水和車 They put up with us so they can sell their toys and sodas and cars.
﻿我們是做生意的 We're a business.
﻿別自欺欺人了 露絲 And don't kid yourself, Ruth.
﻿利他主義不是他們的底線 Altruism is not a deductible on their bottom line.
﻿別全怪他們 你也變了 Don't put it all on them. You've changed too.
﻿也許你是對的 You might be right.
﻿也許我和他們一樣 Maybe I'm just like 'em.
﻿你還擁有呢 You still have it.
﻿我所擁有的只是對一個被遺忘世界的厭惡 All I have is a loathing for a world that's forgotten.
﻿謝謝你的雪茄 Thanks for the cigars.
﻿我能幫助你嗎 -是啊 是啊 是啊 - Information. Can I help you? - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
﻿我得聯繫北極的人 I need to get ahold of somebody in the North Pole.
﻿沒有特定的國家或代碼 我無法搜索 I'm not able to search without a specific country or code.
﻿好吧 那離北極最近的地方是哪裏 Okay. All right, uh, then what's the closest thing to the North Pole?
﻿北極圈的某個地方 Something... Something arctic, in the Arctic Circle.
﻿很遺憾我不知道 如果你能說得更具體點 我可以幫你 Unfortunately, I don't know. If you could be more specific, I could help you.
﻿那裏有城市島嶼之類的嗎 Well, is there a city up there, an island, anything?
﻿一塊他媽的漂浮在大海上的冰 A chunk of ice floating in the fucking ocean?
﻿你這麼說話我沒法繼續 I can't stay on if you're gonna talk like that.
﻿我很抱歉我不是故意說髒話的 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to cuss.
﻿請別掛電話 -我想幫你 如果你能說得更具體一點 - Please don't hang up. - I want to help you. If you could be more specific.
﻿好吧 那這個城市 Okay, uh, what about the city of...
﻿埃利斯梅爾島上的尤利卡嗎 of Eureka on Ellesmere Island?
﻿好的我知道了 -很好 很好 - Okay, I have it. - Great, great.
﻿你有克裏斯托佛柯林格的地址嗎 Do you have a listing for Christopher Cringle?
你好 Hello?
﻿你他媽為什麼掛電話 Why did you hang up the fucking phone?
﻿放輕鬆 Just relax.
﻿從頭開始 Back to basics.
﻿我靠 -我扭斷了 - Damn! Shit. - I broke it.
﻿我扭斷了 -上帝啊 - I broke it. - Jesus.
﻿能再給我一壺茶嗎 May I get another pot of tea?
﻿韋恩先生這個包裹是寄給你的 Mr. Wenan. This package came for you.
﻿你爸爸送的聖誕禮物 From your father for Christmas.
﻿晚了幾天 It's a few days late.
﻿是的 公子 Yes, sir.
﻿從巴哈馬寄來的 From the Bahamas?
﻿上面是這麼寫的 公子 That's what it says, sir.
﻿他可能和他女朋友卡拉在一起 He's probably there with his girlfriend, Kara.
﻿我不知道 公子 I wouldn't know, sir.
﻿給我 Well, pass it to me.
﻿你到底在哪 Where the hell are you?
﻿嘿 Hey.
﻿那個 Where do the, uh...
﻿給聖誕老人的信呢 the letters to Santa go?
﻿就是孩子們寫給聖誕老人的信 You know, the letters the children write to Santa Claus?
﻿這些信會怎麼樣 -是啊 是啊 H36 - What happens to 'em? - Yeah, yeah. H-36.
﻿在辦公室的垃圾桶裏 Uh, it's a... it's a bin down at the office.
﻿是啊 那之後呢 -我不知道 - Right. What happens to 'em after that? - Uh, I don't know.
﻿你可以問問我們區的快遞員韋蘭德 Guess you could ask Weyland, our district super.
﻿韋蘭德嗎你知道我在哪兒能找到他嗎 Weyland? You know where I could find him?
﻿在市中心辦公室就在雷丁街附近 Yeah, downtown office, just off Redding Street.
﻿雷丁街 -是啊 - Redding? - Yeah.
﻿好極了 謝謝 -不客氣 - Great. Thank you. - No problem.
﻿祝您今天過得愉快 Have a good day.
﻿早安 Morning.
﻿對不起這是我第一天上班 Sorry. This is my first day.
﻿知道米克斯主管的辦公室在哪嗎 Know where I can find Supervisor Meeks's office?
﻿嗯 Um...
﻿有事嗎 can I help you?
﻿我在找那個胖子 I'm looking for the fat man.
﻿他在哪裏 Where is he?
﻿你說誰 Excuse me?
﻿聖誕老人混蛋 Santa Claus, motherfucker.
﻿交代吧韋蘭德 Come on, Weyland.
﻿別犯傻 Don't act stupid.
﻿把地址給我 我馬上就走 Just give me the address and I'll walk right out of here.
﻿你把信送到哪裏 Where do you send the letters?
﻿好了 別激動 Okay, just take it easy.
﻿我不能給你地址因為… Look, I can't give you an address because...
﻿嗯 Shh.
﻿我不能給你地址 因為我沒有 I can't give you an address because I don't have one.
﻿這是你最後一封信 Then you just sorted your last piece of mail.
﻿不不 不 我只是 No, no, no, no. I just...
﻿這是機密項目 他們給了我一個郵箱 僅此而已 Look, it's a classified program. They give me a PO box and that's it.
﻿其他的我就不知道了 我向你發誓 I don't know anything else. I swear to you.
我們把信裝箱寄出去 We just crate up the letters and send them out.
﻿寫下來 Write it down.
﻿寫下來 -好 - Write it down. - Okay.
﻿可以 Okay.
﻿右邊 To the right.
﻿另一邊 Other way.
﻿不要用那一頁 用空白頁 Not that page. Use a blank one.
﻿可以 Okay.
﻿ 慢點 寫清楚 -靠 - Slow down. Make it legible. - Fuck.
﻿行了嗎 Okay?
﻿你在逗我吧 -沒有 這是真的 我發誓 - You gotta be shitting me. - No, no, no. It's the truth. I swear it.
﻿那接下來呢 So, uh, what now?
﻿那個嘛 Well...
﻿到頭了 that's it.
﻿混蛋 Son of a...
你好 Hello?
﻿可以行動了 We're a go.
﻿我午夜就出發 -聽起來不錯 - I'll be on the road by midnight. - Sounds good.
﻿有進展隨時通知我 Keep me updated on your progress.
﻿他們會理解的 They'll understand.
﻿他們不該這樣 They shouldn't have to.
﻿他們會說英語嗎 Can I assume they speak English?
﻿我們的工作需要他們會說多種語言 Our work requires that they speak many different languages.
﻿我們速戰速決吧 Let's just get this over with.
﻿好了各位安靜安靜 All right, everyone. Quiet down now. Let's quiet down.
﻿大家都到了嗎 -我們都到了 先生 - Is everybody here? - We're all here and accounted for, sir.
﻿首先 Well, firstly, uh,
﻿抱歉這麼早叫你們來 I'm sorry to call you all back so early.
﻿但我相信你們都很期待 But I'm sure you're all excited to get cracking
﻿明年的聖誕季能繼續工作 and get working again on next year's Christmas season.
﻿你們可能想知道今天這裏有多少新面孔 And you're probably wondering about all the new faces around here today.
﻿你們已經知道了 Well, as you already know...
﻿越來越多的年輕人在做錯誤的決定 there is a rising number of our youth making poor decisions.
﻿不幸的是這導致我們每年的補貼 Now, this has unfortunately caused our yearly subsidy
﻿遠遠低於目前的預算 to be well below our current budget.
﻿為了彌補虧空 Now, to make up for that shortfall...
﻿我們正在履行與美國軍方的兩個月合同 we are fulfilling a two-month contract with the US military.
﻿我知道這對你們很多人來說很震驚 Now, I know this must come as a shock to a lot of you.
﻿相信我 如果有別的辦法 Believe me, had there been any other way...
﻿這是雅各布斯上尉 This is Captain Jacobs.
﻿雅各布斯上尉會告訴你們 Captain Jacobs'll fill you in
﻿這裏發生的很多變化 on a lot of the changes that are going on around here.
﻿謝謝 Thank you.
﻿我要再過一遍規則 I am going to go over some rules
﻿必須在這場戰役期間毫無例外 that must be followed without exception
﻿無一例外地遵守 and throughout the duration of this engagement.
﻿這些規則是為了你的安全而且只是為了你的安全 These rules are for your safety, and your safety alone.
﻿第一 你會被採集指紋 Number one, you will be fingerprinted,
﻿分配一個安全徽章 要一直佩戴 -下一個 - assigned a security badge to be worn at all times. - Next.
﻿第二你必須通過南門 Number two, you must enter and exit the factory floor
﻿進出工廠樓層 through the southern bay doors only.
﻿第三你們必須把制服上的鈴鐺拿掉 Number three, you must remove the bells from your uniforms
﻿因為它會觸發我們的金屬探測器 as they will set off our metal detectors.
﻿除了這些規則 我們還要升級這裏的安全系統 In addition to these rules, we will be upgrading the site's security.
﻿有什麼問題嗎 Do you have any questions?
﻿說 Yes.
﻿我們要做什麼玩具先生 What kind of toys are we making, sir?
﻿不是製造玩具 小姐 Not toys, miss.
﻿美國"空中之鷹"的控制面板 Control panels for America's eagle in the sky,
﻿我們的FJ-63戰鬥機 our FJ-63 fighter jets.
﻿你此行的目的是什麼 What's the purpose of your visit?
﻿娛樂狩貓 Recreation. Hunting.
﻿我要去殺點東西 I'm gonna kill some things.
﻿5589文件帶了嗎 You fill out the 5589?
﻿是的女士我有5589文件 Yes, ma'am, I have my 5589...
﻿我有4457文件 my 4457,
﻿還有3177文件 and my 3177 right here.
﻿好吧 All right.
﻿歡迎來到加拿大 Welcome to Canada.
﻿很高興來到這裏 Good to be here.
天啊 下士 你管這叫下捶嗎 Holy Christ, Corporal, you call that hammering?
﻿對你的工作表現出一點自豪感 Show a little pride in your work.
﻿拿著你來 Here. You're up.
我靠 Holy hell.
大兵從車裏滾出來 Soldier, get your sorry ass out of that lift.
﻿收拾乾淨 Clean that shit up.
﻿搭檔 我來 Hey, partner. Here.
﻿拿著這個 Hang on to this.
﻿謝謝 Thank you.
﻿多吃點類固醇 Steroids.
﻿讓我進去 I come in peace.
﻿謝謝 Thank you.
﻿早上好7號大家都表現得好嗎 Morning, 7. How's everybody holding up?
﻿非常好先生 我們昨晚已經排好隊了 Very well, sir. We got the line up and running last night.
﻿現在我們在優化中 -是啊 - Right now we're optimizing. - Oh, yeah.
﻿好的 優化中 我懂了 Okay, optimizing. I see.
﻿19號 23號 你們怎麼樣 19, 23, how are you doing?
﻿非常完美先生 -非常好 - Wonderfully perfect, sir. - Uh, super-duper good.
﻿你們很樂觀 Ah, I appreciate the positivity.
﻿你信嗎 Are you buying that?
﻿當然老大 Absolutely, boss.
﻿我把你逼到絕境了 7號 別以為我不知道 I really backed you into a corner on this one, 7. Don't think I don't know that.
﻿訂單要求在短時間內生產大量產品 The order calls for a lot of product in a short amount of time.
﻿是啊 就算一切順利也會很驚險 續杯 謝謝 Yeah, it's gonna be a squeaker even if everything goes perfect. Refill, thanks.
﻿從來都是這樣 Which it never does.
﻿你什麼時候見過完美的結局 When have you seen it go perfect?
﻿1910年 -那年有一場很糟糕的戰爭 - 1910 was close. - There was a bad war that year.
﻿你不能責怪自己 You can't blame yourself.
﻿我去看看員工 -我去辦公室 - I'll go check the crew. - The office.
哦 還有一件事 Oh, one more thing.
﻿7號 7...
﻿成敗在此一舉 this is make or break for us.
﻿不用我說你也知道有風險 I don't need to tell you that absolutely everything is on the line.
﻿聖誕節岌岌可危 先生 我們不會讓你失望的 Christmas is at stake, sir. We won't let you down.
﻿我們會準時完成訂單 -好樣的 - We'll have the order finished on time. - Good man.
﻿克裏斯我剛和上級談過 Chris, I just talked to my superiors.
﻿他們對我給他們的數字印象深刻 They're very impressed with the numbers that I gave them.
﻿他們派了幾名手下來查看情況 They're sending in a couple of suits to have a look at the operation.
﻿這真是一群令人印象深刻的 It's a very impressive group of...
﻿小工人 little workers you've got here.
﻿工作很努力 Real hard workers.
﻿如果可以的話 我想去休息室 I'd like to use the break room, if that's possible.
﻿我有八個人輪班四個人隨時待命 I'm running an eight-man rotation, four on at all times.
﻿我或我的人會24小時待在工廠裏 Me or one of my men are gonna be inside the factory 24 hours a day.
﻿你覺得怎麼樣 7號 How does that sit with you, 7?
﻿我們可以去餐廳休息一下 We can take our breaks in the cafeteria.
﻿非常感謝你我是雅各布斯上尉 Many thanks to you. Captain Jacobs.
﻿我是7號 -7號 - 7. - 7?
﻿我們都是按人數排序的 We're all ranked and accounted for by number.
﻿這樣效率更高 It's more efficient that way.
﻿7號是我們工廠的工頭 7's our factory foreman.
﻿1號到6號怎麼了 What happened to 1 through 6?
﻿我們幹這行很久了 Well, we've been at this a long time.
﻿我們不會重發號碼 We don't reissue numbers.
﻿那樣既不道德又不光彩 That would be unethical and dishonorable.
﻿我喜歡 I like it.
﻿這樣管理一個團隊可真不容易 That's a hell of a way to run a crew.
﻿想吃餅幹嗎 雅各布斯上尉 Would you like a cookie, Captain Jacobs?
﻿好的 Indeed.
﻿真是管理團隊的好方法 A hell of a way to run a crew.
﻿失陪 Excuse me.
﻿嗯 Mmm.
﻿你沒事吧小老弟 You all right, buddy?
﻿倉鼠吊床是最暢銷的 還有這個滾筒 The hamster hammock is a top seller and this, the roller.
﻿然後是蹺蹺板 Then we have the seesaw.
﻿小饞嘴和寵物遊樂籠 Nibblers and the pet playhouse.
﻿沒有地方放寵物遊樂籠了 There's no room for the pet playhouse.
﻿說來好笑我覺得你不喜歡倉鼠 You know, it's funny. You don't strike me as a hamster person.
﻿我喜歡 -似乎你更喜歡爬行動物 - Well, I am. - You seem more like a... a reptile person.
﻿你喜歡蜥蜴嗎 Do you like lizards?
﻿我有很多變色龍 I have a great selection of chameleons.
﻿我不要變色龍 I don't want a chameleon.
﻿蛇 Snakes.
﻿這就對了你喜歡蛇 That's it. You're a snake person.
﻿蛇吃倉鼠 Snakes eat hamsters.
﻿很多人不知道自己喜歡哪種寵物 You know, lots of people don't know what kind of pet person they are,
﻿但我很擅長看出人的喜好 but I'm really good at this.
﻿你讓我想起了我媽媽 You know, you remind me a lot of my mother.
﻿真嗎 -是啊 - Really? - Yeah.
﻿她不是好的傾聽者 She wasn't a good listener,
﻿她從來不知道什麼時候該閉嘴 and she never knew when to shut the fuck up.
﻿謝謝 Thank you.
﻿吃吧 Here you go, fellas.
﻿嗨 -嘿 - Hi. - Hey.
﻿柯林格先生 Mr. Cringle.
﻿我們花了很長時間才找到這裏 We had a hell of a time finding this place.
﻿四處打聽 但沒人知道 Asked around town, but no one had a clue.
﻿是啊必須得這樣 Yeah, as you can imagine, it has to be that way.
﻿我覺得這樣很好 And we think it's a good thing.
﻿太好了 我是萊克斯 -泰勒 Great thing. Yeah, I'm Lex Taylor.
﻿這位是卡特梅普爾索普 -我知道你是誰 - This is, uh, Carter Mapplethorpe. - I know who you are.
﻿行 他們警告過我們 Right. They warned us about that.
﻿這幾年我們的關係有點微妙 Things were a little touch-and-go for a couple of years.
﻿對嗎 卡特 Weren't they, Carter?
﻿嘿 Whoa, hey, hey.
﻿那是唐納它有點感冒 Oh, that's Donner. He gets a mite nippy.
﻿幸好那不是閃電它會扯掉你的西服 You're lucky it wasn't Blitzer. She'd tear your package right off.
﻿看看周圍 夥計們 Well, have a look around, fellas.
﻿去找我的工頭7號 7, my shop foreman,
﻿會帶你看任何你需要看的東西 will show you anything you might need to see.
﻿ 我們不需要四處看看 克裏斯 We, uh, don't need to have a look around, Chris.
﻿不 我們看到了數據樣品 No, we've seen the numbers, we've seen the samples,
﻿你的工作也很出色 and the work you do is exceptional.
﻿軍隊希望你每年都能服務 The military would like to procure your services on an annual basis.
﻿先別急著下結論 Let's not get ahead of ourselves here.
﻿我們準備為你提供15年的補助 We are prepared to guarantee your subsidization for 15 years.
﻿我明白你的意思 I hear what you're saying,
﻿但僅此一次 先生們 but this is a one-time deal, gentlemen.
﻿不如你等到下個月一號拿到支票 How about you wait until you get that check on the first of next month,
﻿然後我們再看看你是不是改主意 and then we'll see if you don't have a change of heart.
﻿那是不可能的 That's not gonna happen.
﻿我很欣賞你的樂觀 先生 我真的欣賞 I appreciate your optimism, sir, I-I really do,
﻿但恕我直言我想我們都知道 but with all due respect, I think both of us know
﻿你明年很有可能回心轉意 that there's a very good chance you're gonna end up right back here next year.
﻿也許吧 柯林格先生 And then maybe, Mr. Cringle,
﻿我們提出的交易不會這麼好 -嗯哼 - the deal we offer won't be so sweet. - Mm-hmm.
﻿我會備一些車軸潤滑油 I'll keep some axle grease handy
﻿以防我改變主意 just in case I change my mind.
﻿可以 Okay.
﻿校長會嗎 But will the president do that?
﻿我覺得他已經這樣做了 I think he already is.
﻿別亂跑 我馬上回來 Sit tight. Be right back.
﻿你聖誕節收到這個嗎 You get this for Christmas?
﻿是的 聖誕老人給我的 Yeah, Santa gave it to me.
﻿你定是好孩子 You must be a good kid.
﻿我想是的 I guess so.
﻿你知道我像你這麼大時 聖誕節收到了什麼嗎 You know what I got for Christmas when I was your age?
﻿我永遠不會忘記燒焦的肉和薄荷醇的氣味 You never forget the smell of burning flesh and menthols.
﻿我給你一百塊買這個 Give you a hundred bucks for it.
﻿150 150.
﻿你的工人們胃口很好 Your workers sure have healthy appetites.
﻿你知道嗎 我忍不住在想身材矮小 You know, I can't help but think the smallness and discoloration
﻿是飲食不當的後果 is a direct result of an inadequate diet.
﻿飲食不當 Inadequate?
﻿請詳細說明 Please elaborate.
﻿我覺得你們需要吃 Well, I think what you need is some...
﻿蛋白質 蔬菜 纖維 protein, vegetables, fiber.
﻿我打賭如果我們給這些人一些真正的食物 I bet if we gave some real food to these people,
﻿他們會像豆莖一樣長大 they would shoot up like bean stalks.
﻿上尉 我們發現了最高效的欽食方式 Captain, we have discovered the most efficient and productive way to eat
﻿就是吃簡單的碳水化合物和糖 is simple carbs and sugars
兩天六頓 six times a day.
﻿但這不正常 But that's unnatural.
﻿人體需要四種食物 The body needs four food groups,
﻿定期鍛煉至少睡六小時 regular exercise, a minimum of six hours of sleep.
﻿每個小精靈每八小時睡20分鐘 Oh, every elf takes a 20-minute nap every eight hours.
﻿這使我們的身體煥然一新 讓我們24小時輪班 That keeps our bodies fresh and allows us to work on a 24-hour rotation.
﻿你能堅持多久 How long can you keep that up?
﻿無限期 Indefinitely.
﻿所以精靈比人類長壽 It's why elves live much longer than humans.
﻿克裏斯呢 他也這麼做嗎 -沒有 - And Chris? He does the same? - No.
﻿是奉獻讓他永葆青春 It's the giving that keeps him young.
﻿我想明天去鎮上看看郵箱 Thought I'd head into town tomorrow to check the PO box.
﻿著支票我會好受很多 I'm gonna feel a lot better with that check in my hand.
﻿我支持你 I'm with you there.
﻿謝謝你的禮物 Thanks for these.
﻿我們互相支持 We have each other's backs.
﻿就是這樣 That's how this works.
﻿還記得我做的食物經歷了素食無糖階段嗎 Remember when my baking went through the vegan, sugar-free phase?
﻿是啊 Oh, yeah.
﻿我很幸運能活下來 I was lucky to survive it.
﻿肯定減了12磅 Must've lost 12 pounds.
﻿但你告訴我了儘管你知道我聽到不會很高興 But you told me, even though you knew I wouldn't be thrilled to hear it.
﻿那可能更像是自我保護 That may have been more of a self-preservation thing.
﻿重點是我們都有好日子和壞日子 Point is, we both have good days and bad days.
﻿我們意見相左 我們互相攻擊 We disagree. We tick each other off.
﻿就像你進屋時滿地大汗 Like when you come into the house dripping sweat all over the floor,
﻿用我的好毛巾擦汗 using my good towels for sweat rags.
﻿但我爰你 But I love you.
﻿所以我們想辦法 So we figure it out,
﻿我們一起解決 we work through it,
﻿我們相互扶持 we lift each other up.
﻿我覺得很受啟發 -很好 - I'm feeling downright inspired. - Good!
﻿希望啟發是從洗澡開始的 Let's hope that inspiration starts with a shower.
﻿嗯 有那麼臭嗎 Mm. That... That bad?
﻿對 Yes.
﻿真的嗎 嗯 - Really? - Hmm.
﻿沒機會了嗎 -天哪 - No chance? - Oh, God.
﻿我得說服你嗎 I got to talk you into this?
﻿好吧 -去吧 - How about I... Oh, okay. All right. - Just... Just go. Go.
﻿下午好 Afternoon.
﻿祝你在新的一年裏過得愉快 Hope the new year is treating you well.
﻿才過了幾天但我很樂觀 Only a couple of days in, but I'm optimistic.
﻿有什麼事嗎 Can I help you with anything?
﻿有 Yeah.
﻿我 I'm, uh...
﻿在找我的一個朋友 looking for a friend of mine.
﻿這是他的盒子 This is his box.
﻿你在看哪個盒子 What box you lookin' at?
﻿323號 323.
﻿你是克裏斯的朋友嗎 You a friend of Chris's?
﻿是啊 Yeah.
﻿我們幾年前做過生意 Yeah, we, uh, we did some business a couple of years back.
﻿我想找他 但我把他的聯繫方式弄丟了 Wanted to look him up, but I misplaced his contact information.
﻿我希望你能幫幫我 I was hoping maybe you could help me out.
﻿很遺憾 我覺得我做不到 Well, sadly, don't think I'm gonna be able to.
﻿真的嗎 Really?
﻿那真是 Oh, that's, uh...
﻿讓人失望 that's very disappointing.
﻿我遠道而來 I've come a long way.
﻿不能我不知道他的聯繫方式 No, can't say he ever gave us any contact information.
﻿你連他姓什麼都不知道嗎 You don't even have his last name?
﻿從我記事起就不知道 Been that way since I can recall.
﻿你好啊 桑迪 -赫爾曼 - Hey, there, Sandy. - Hey, Herman.
我得盡快把這塞東西寄到棕櫚灘 I gotta get this thing out to Palm Beach double-time.
﻿等一下 我在幫這位先生 Hold on a sec while I help this gentleman.
請留言 Let's have you leave a message.
﻿克裏斯每隔幾天就來 Chris comes in every couple of days.
﻿沒關係 That's all right.
﻿克裏斯還開那輛綠色雪佛蘭嗎 Say, does, uh, Chris still drive that green Chevy?
﻿開紅色福特 -對啊 - Red Ford. - Right.
﻿我是指福特 I meant Ford.
﻿我不喜歡帆布 I don't like duck canvas.
太多了 Way too much going on.
﻿毛邊太多了 我又不是樹 Too many sticks. I'm not a fucking tree.
﻿太蓬鬆了 Too puffy.
﻿黑色的穿起來顯胖 Tan makes me look fat.
﻿綠色的真他媽蠢 Green is fucking stupid.
﻿也許你能告訴我 Maybe you could give me some idea
﻿你想買什麼衣服 of what you're looking for.
﻿那件呢 What about that one?
﻿不錯 Great coat.
﻿我看得出你是個欣賞優質衣服的人 I can see you're a man who appreciates a quality garment.
﻿是我 Yeah.
﻿匯報情況 Status report.
﻿可以說越來越接近了 Getting warmer, so to speak.
﻿我在想 I was thinking.
﻿我在這個項目上投入了很多資金 I'm putting a lot into this venture financially,
﻿我想留個紀念品 and I'd like to retain a keepsake.
﻿你要什麼 What did you have in mind?
﻿我要那個大塊頭的頭 I want the big man's head.
﻿那就有問題了 That could be problematic.
﻿你是指不行嗎 -我是指這不實際 - Are you saying no? - I'm saying that it's not practical.
﻿被砍下的頭顱不能保存 Severed heads are fickle.
﻿會腐爛發霉發臭 They rot, they mold, they smell.
﻿這是跨越兩個國際邊界和幾個州的多日行動 It's a multi-day trip across two international borders and several state lines,
﻿需要相當大的冷藏箱 頻繁停車 which means a sizable cooler, frequent stops
﻿自己也很危險 and putting myself at considerable risk.
﻿我不會任何人這樣做 And I don't do that for anyone.
﻿那我要他的鬍子 Then I want his beard.
我是不會刮死人鬍子的 I'm not shaving off a dead man's beard.
﻿要不要給你帶雪橇鈴 How about some, uh... some sleigh bells?
﻿不行 No.
﻿好的 Okay. Uh...
﻿他的外套呢 What about his coat?
﻿行把外套拿來 Fine. Bring the coat.
﻿好極了 Great.
﻿好了我得回去工作了 All right, I gotta go back to work now.
﻿隨時向我匯報進展 Keep me abreast of your progress.
﻿你這小混蛋 You fucking prick.
﻿桑迪今天怎麼樣 Hey, Sandy. How's the day?
﻿你怎麼心情這麼好 What's got you in such a good mood?
﻿我找到了我丟的東西 Well, I found something I lost.
﻿現在喝酒太早了 - Hmm. - Uh, it's too early for all of that.
﻿那你要喝什麼 -我只是過來打個招呼 - Well, then what'll you have? - I just dropped in to say hello.
﻿如果你不嫌麻煩的話 我在路上喝牛奶吧 And if it's not too much trouble, maybe a glass of milk for the road.
﻿牛奶 -是啊 - Milk. - Yep.
﻿要我幫你熱一下嗎 -那就太好了 - Want me to warm it up for you? - That'd be nice.
﻿天啊 Oh, man.
﻿克裏斯 -赫爾曼 你好嗎 - Hey, Chris. - Hey, Herman. How you doing?
﻿我很好 I'm good.
﻿克裏斯剛才有個人在找你 Now, Chris, there was a guy in here looking for you.
﻿是嗎 -外地人 - Oh, yeah? - Out-of-towner.
﻿啊 Ah.
﻿是穿高級西裝的政府人員嗎 Fancy suit? Government-type?
﻿瘦不拉幾的 -沒錯 就是他 - Couldn't find his ass in the seat of his pants? - Yep, that's him.
﻿是的 我在跟他合作 -他是這麼說的 - Yeah, I'm working with him. - That's what he said.
﻿謝謝 赫爾曼 Hmm. Well, thanks, Herman.
﻿祝你今天愉快 You have a good one.
﻿你也是 克裏斯 You, too, Chris.
﻿雅各布斯上尉在下面嗎 -是的 先生 - Is Captain Jacobs down below? - Yes, sir, he is.
﻿我們想表達最誠摯的歉意 "We'd like to extend our sincerest apologies.
﻿克裏斯汀·克勞福德承認她作弊了 Christine Crawford has admitted she cheated.
﻿附上第一名的獎章 Enclosed is the award for first place."
靠 Fuck.
﻿其實我很期待見到我前妻 -怎麼了 - I'm actually looking forward to seeing my ex-wife. - What?
﻿我覺得我們會復合的 -你很勇敢 - Yeah, I think we're gonna get back together. - You're brave, man.
﻿是啊 Yeah.
﻿怎麼回事 What the hell was that?
﻿是雪橇 It's a ski.
﻿丹尼斯 Dennis.
﻿怎麼樣 How'd it go?
﻿我拿到了 I got it.
﻿織得怎麼樣了 How's that knittin' going?
﻿好了 Done.
﻿看來是時候試下了 Well, it seems like an opportune time
﻿你不覺得嗎 to try it out, don't you think?
﻿現在嗎 為什麼不能呢 - Right now? - Why not?
﻿挺重的 Got some heft.
現在 -哦 - Now... - Ooh.
﻿很漂亮 Fine work.
﻿有一個小小的計算錯誤 A slight miscalculation.
﻿織大了 Probably a little stress-knitting.
﻿我們一直想要張大床 Oh, we always wanted a bigger bed.
﻿這才是我嫁的男人 There's the man I married.
﻿露絲 我想道歉 Ruthie, I want to apologize.
﻿我失去了理智 最近我有點 I lost perspective and lately, I've been a little...
﻿自私自利對你來說不是好伴侶 self-absorbed and not much of a partner to you.
說了很多不幹的話 There's been a lot of talk about quitting,
﻿我們不是這樣的人 and, well, that's not who we are.
﻿或者這不是我 Or, it's not who I am and...
﻿我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
﻿我們已經這樣很久了 親愛的 We've been at this a long time, love.
﻿這可不容易 This isn't easy.
﻿我們一開始就知道不會這樣 We knew it wouldn't be when we started.
﻿我想我只是要棄之不顧 I guess I just let it get away from me.
﻿那我們就收回來 Then let's take it back.
﻿我們必須這麼做 We need to do that.
﻿我在 You found me.
﻿我是雅各布斯上尉 完畢 This is Captain Jacobs, over.
﻿有什麼事嗎上尉 What can I do for you, Captain?
﻿我剛跟上級確認了你的供貨請求 I just followed up with the brass on your supply requests.
﻿讓他們加倍努力 Had them put a double-time on it.
﻿很好 Good.
﻿再說一遍 Say again?
﻿確定 -收到 通話完畢 - Affirmative. - Copy that. Over and out.
﻿過來 -怎麼了 - Come here. - Why?
﻿也許我只是想擁抱我的妻子 Well, maybe I just want to embrace my wife.
﻿就這樣嗎 嗯 - Oh, is that all? - Hmm.
﻿有什麼問題嗎 柯林格夫人 What's wrong with that, Mrs. Cringle?
﻿我以為你想讓我幫你縫袋子 I thought you wanted me to mend your bag.
﻿是的我想 Yeah, I do.
﻿不過晚點再縫補吧 But, um, later.
﻿你在想什麼 What are you thinking?
﻿我在想 I'm thinking,
﻿好事確實比壞事多 you know, the good does outweigh the bad.
嗯 Mm-hmm.
﻿嘿 Hey.
﻿嘿 Hey, uh...
﻿放鬆 小傢伙 Just take it easy, little fella.
﻿好嗎 Okay?
﻿那不是玩具 That's not a toy.
﻿你是雅各布斯上尉的手下嗎 You one of Captain Jacobs's men?
﻿是的沒錯 我是雅各布斯上尉的手下 Yes, I am. I'm one of Captain Jacobs's men.
﻿所以把那個放在地上 So put it down on the ground.
馬上 Right now.
﻿怎麼了 What's this?
﻿我不知道 I have no idea.
﻿發生什麼事 What's going on?
靠 Oh, shit.
﻿按住傷口 亨肖 孩子 Pressure, Henshaw. Press down on it, son.
﻿克裏斯呢 Where's Chris?
﻿我去 Shit.
﻿嘿嘿嘿 發生什麼事 -他們開槍了 - Hey, hey, hey. What's going on? - They're shooting.
﻿那些士兵開槍嗎 -我不知道 - Who is? The soldiers? - I-I don't know.
﻿去吧 我要啟動黃色警報 Go. I'm initiating barricade protocol yellow!
﻿快去側廳 -快快快 - Get into the domestic wing! - Go, go, go!
﻿多布森麥克拉尼菲利普斯 Dobson, McCranie, Phillips.
﻿我們正遭受攻擊 We are under fire.
﻿亞倫蘇菲馬上前往大門 -跟緊我 - Aaron, Sophie, doors, right now. - Stay close.
﻿7號 你們都給我準備好轉移 7, you all get your asses ready to move.
﻿我要帶你離開這裏 I'm getting you outta here.
﻿快快快 Go, go, go!
﻿7號 7! 7!
﻿快過來來啊 Get over here! Come on!
7號 7!
﻿你要去哪 7, where are you going?
﻿又怎麼了 Oh, what now?
﻿咋了 All right. Yeah?
﻿克裏斯我們被攻擊了 Chris! We're under attack!
﻿7號 -克裏斯 - 7? - Chris!
﻿我還要那把轉輪手槍 I'll take the Walker too.
﻿快快快 Go, go, go, go!
快點 Come on! Come on!
﻿把門關上 Close the door!
﻿快跑 快跑 快跑 Come on! Go! Go! Go!
靠 Fuck!
﻿夠了 That's enough!
﻿喬納森·米勒 Jonathan Miller.
﻿你這個變態娃 You twisted child.
﻿我一直以為你忘了我 And I always thought you forgot about me.
﻿你還記得這個嗎 You remember this?
﻿這是你給我的唯一一樣東西 This was the only goddamn thing you ever got me.
﻿我給你寫了那麼多信 After all the times that I wrote you.
﻿對不起孩子 I'm sorry, son.
﻿我的能力是有限的 There are limits to what I can do.
﻿我代替不了你的父母 I couldn't replace your parents.
﻿是啊 Yeah.
﻿你代替不了 You couldn't.
﻿我來了 Well, here we are.
我來取你項上人頭了 胖子 I've come for your head, fat man!
﻿你以為你是第一個想這樣做的人嗎 You think you're the first?
﻿你以為我得到這份工作是因為我又胖又歡樂嗎 You think I got this job because I'm fat and jolly?
快停下 住手 Stop now! Stop!
﻿結束了 It's over.
﻿我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
﻿克裏斯 Chris?
﻿克裏斯 親愛的 Chris, love?
﻿沒事的放鬆 It's okay. Just try and relax.
﻿海爾格 Helga!
﻿我今晚會在房間裏工作 I'll be working in my room for the rest of the evening,
﻿所以別打擾我 so no interruptions.
﻿好的韋恩先生 Yes, Mr. Wenan.
﻿你為什麼現在打給我說這個 Why are you calling me about this now?
﻿怎麼會少了這麼多 How can there be that much missing?
﻿我要查清楚 Oh, I want this tracked.
﻿查出錢是在哪裏取的 Find out where it was cashed.
﻿然後檢查我的簽名 Then check my signatures.
﻿給銀行打電話 讓他們盯著我所有的賬戶 Call the bank. Tell them to keep an eye on all my accounts.
﻿如果有內賊我想擰斷他的小脖子 If there's a rat, I want to snap its little neck.
﻿看看誰能抓住那只內賊 We'll see who catches the rat.
﻿該死海爾格我叫你不要打擾我 Damn it, Helga. I said no interruptions.
﻿你聽不懂人話嗎 我叫你別進來 Don't you speak English? I said stay out.
﻿你是誰 Who the hell are you?
﻿我叫露絲 I'm Ruth.
﻿這是克裏斯 And this is Chris.
比利 Billy.
﻿好 Well...
﻿我一點也不驚訝 I can't say I'm surprised.
嗯 Mmm.
﻿加了芬太尼 Yeah. Fentanyl.
﻿這樣就能完事了 That'll get the job done.
﻿這也有我的錯 This is partly my fault.
﻿我最近有點不在狀態是吧親爰的 You know, I just haven't quite been myself lately, have I, dear?
﻿嗯哼 Mm-mmm.
﻿但現在是時候扭轉局面了 But the time has come to turn things around.
﻿我決定先發制人 I've decided to be proactive.
﻿從你開始 And it starts with you.
﻿看著我孩子 Now look at me, child.
﻿我叫你看著我 I said look at me.
﻿一個心懷殺戮的邪惡之人 A wicked soul bent on bloodshed
﻿被你派來取我的頭 was sent to collect my head.
﻿和你一樣他覺得自己不用守道德和不用承擔後果 Like you, he thought he lived outside of morals and consequence.
﻿現在他因缺乏敬畏而被埋葬 He is now buried with his lack of reverence.
﻿再犯一次 比利·韋恩 One more time, Billy Wenan,
﻿你再犯一次 once more,
﻿你的襪子裏裝的可不止是煤 and you'll be getting more than coal in your stocking.
﻿如果你奶奶死了 If your grandmother meets an early grave,
﻿如果克裏斯汀·克勞福德感冒了 if Christine Crawford suffers so much as a cold,
﻿如果有人因為你而變得不那麼高興或沮喪 if anybody that crosses your path is made to feel less or lower because of you...
﻿我會回來的 I'm coming back.
﻿你睡覺的時候我會來把你從被子裏拽出來 I'll come while you sleep and rip you from your covers.
﻿憑我的手 你會知道你行為的後果 By my hand, you will know the consequence of your actions.
﻿所以你要老老實實的 So don't screw it up.
﻿那個胖子盯上你了孩子 The fat man's got his eye on you, kid.
﻿你們都休息15分鐘吧 Why don't you all take 15?
﻿還是算了吧 Uh, I'd really rather not.
﻿我不是在問你 I wasn't asking.
﻿如果說我學到了什麼7號 If there's one thing I've learned, 7,
﻿就是永遠不要和送餅乾的女人爭論 it's never argue with a woman gifting cookies.
﻿我會告訴員工休息下 Oh, I'll tell the crew we're on a break.
﻿是啊如果你不介意的話我要一個 Yeah. I'll take one of those, if you don't mind.
﻿你不是應該好好休息嗎 Aren't you supposed to be taking it easy?
﻿我有 I am.
﻿我們很快就能重建這裏 比以前更大更好 We'll have this place up in no time, bigger and better than before.
﻿我們會繼續維持下去 And we're gonna keep it that way.
﻿我們會 We are.
﻿老婆 Lovely.