埃及 1938年
寻找阿卡曼拉法老之墓探险队
先生们 我们危险了 风暴要来了 Gentlemen, we are in danger. There is a storm coming.
我的手下都很惊慌 我们必须离开 My men are terrified. We must leave.
那座坟墓就在附近 我能感觉到 That tomb is here somewhere. I can feel it.
拜托罗伯特 都两个月了还毫无所获 Please, Robert, it's been two months!
阿奇 我不会半途而废的 Archie, I'm not stopping!
爸爸 Dad!
这风是怎么回事 波普 What's going on with this wind, Pop?
C.J 去车里等我 C.J, go wait in the truck.
我不想在车里无所事事 I don't want to just wait in the truck.
我让你快去 把窗户关上 I said go! Windows up!
罗伯特 Robert!
弗雷德里克斯先生 怎么了 Mr. Fredericks! What?
救命 Help!
C.J吗 C.J?
你还好吗 Are you all right?
我没事 Yeah, I'm fine!
我下来了 I'm coming down!
终于找到了 Yes!
我找了阿卡曼拉法老之墓20年 I looked for the tomb of Ahkmenrah for 20 years,
可你呢 and what do you do?
你直接掉进了墓穴里 You fall right into it!
埃米尔 开始装车 Amir, start loading the trucks.
弗雷德里克斯先生 Mr. Fredericks...
没有时间了 there is no time.
风暴将至 The storm is almost upon us.
那你最好动作快点 Then you'd better hurry.
快点 大家都动起来 Come on. Everybody works.
你是怎么回事 Hey! What's the matter with you? Huh?
他说 我们必须立刻离开 He said, "We must leave this place immediately.
如果有任何人打扰法老之墓的安宁 "If anyone disturbs this tomb...
末日将至 "The end will come."
我们装车 We load the trucks.
我觉得我们在犯一个可怕的错误 I can't help feeling we're making a terrible mistake!
这不是犯错 这叫创造历史 We're not making a mistake, we're making history!
别担心 Don't worry!
C.J 快走吧 C.J! Let's go!
末日将至 "The end will come."
博物馆奇妙夜3 法老墓穴之谜
欢迎各位莅临自然历史博物馆 Welcome, everyone, to the Grand Reopening...
参加刚修缮完毕的海登天文馆 of the newly renovated Hayden Planetarium...
盛大的重开仪式 here at the Museum of Natural History.
纽约名流齐聚一堂 New York's glitterati have all turned out...
这注定难忘的夜晚 for what has promised to be a memorable evening...
在让人眼花缭乱的特效 filled with the dazzling special effects...
和技术魔法中 and technical wizardry.
我们来到这里 欣赏博物馆 We've all come to admire from this museum...
欣赏著名的奇妙夜 and its renowned Night Program.
今晚不会闷闷 Tonight gonna be fun-fun!
大家欢迎笨笨 Here come Dum Dum!
你好吗 萨卡 Hey, how we doing, Sac?
雷克斯打蜡抛光完毕 Rexy is waxed and buffed.
泰迪在整理他的小胡子 Teddy is grooming his moustache.
我还给原始人 Oh, and I reviewed fire
复习了博物馆的消防安全规程 safety procedures with the primordial men.
对了 你们最近见过他们吗 By the way, have you seen them lately?
博物馆新添了一个原始人 The museum has added a new one.
什么 没有 What? No.
要让百夫长把动作舒展开 好吗 Oh, and make sure the centurions stretch, all right?
他们在带妆彩排上很卖力 They really went for it in the dress rehearsal...
但确实还不太习惯这种舞步 and they're just not used to those kinds of dance moves.
好了 各位 听着 Okay, everybody. Everybody, listen up.
我不想让大家紧张 I don't want to make anybody nervous...
但市长和州长都将观看演出 but the mayor and the governor are both out there.
虽然我不是百分之百确定 And, uh, I'm not 100 percent sure,
但我想里吉斯·菲尔宾也会来 but I think Regis Philbin, too.
里吉·菲波 Reeju Philbo?
对 里吉·菲波 Yeah, Reeju Philbo.
雷克斯 拜托了 Okay, Rexy, do me a favor.
小心尾巴 表演会有明火 Watch the tail, okay? There's gonna be open flame.
德克斯特 Oh, Dexter...
你好啊 哥们儿 how you doing, my man?
都准备好了吗 All limbered up?
看上去不错 领结很棒 Looking good. I like the tie.
有点齐本德尔风 Got kind of a Chippendales thing going on.
防滑粉也涂了 准备好了吗 All chalked up, ready to go?
很好 大家放松点 尽情享受吧 Good. Okay, everybody relax and have fun, okay?
拉里 Larry.
你最好过来看一下 You better come see this.
之前发生过这种情况吗 Have you ever seen it like this before?
从来没有过 Never.
从来没见过它被腐蚀 This corrosion has never happened before.
它以前从来都是一个样 It's always been exactly the same.
你说它怎么了呢 I wonder what's up with it.
不知道 I have no idea.
说实话 And to be honest...
我父亲比我更了解金碑的秘密 my father knew the secrets of the Tablet better than I did.
可惜他发过誓 永远不透露这个秘密 Unfortunately, he swore he'd never reveal them.
而且也真的只字未提 He never did.
你还好吧 You okay?
还好 Yes.
我没事 Yes, I'm fine.
今晚表演不要紧张 好吗 Just take it easy out there tonight, all right?
你还有15分钟就要上台了 You got 15 minutes till showtime.
我们明天再考虑这件事 We're gonna figure this out tomorrow.
好的 All right.
快看 Look at that!
我的妈呀 Doggone it!
你看到了吗 Did you see that?
它们想把光抓住 They're trying to catch the light.
做不到的 小猫咪 光是抓不住的 But you can't do it, boys! You can't catch light!
光和人类的幸福一样可望而不可及 It's as elusive as human happiness!
我要评论 I should like to comment.
召唤装备 Summon the apparatus.
上装备 Summon the apparatus!
你打算发什么 What are you gonna say?
笑 L...
翻 O...
了 L-
笑翻了 对 我也这么缩写 "Laugh out loud." Yeah, that's what I did.
现在把这个萌猫视频 Now, post these adorable kittens
和我的御评一起发到脸书去 with my edict of approval to Facebook.
也代杰迪戴亚向脸书群众 Give a big Texas "Hell yeah"
带去德克萨斯式喝彩 from old Jedediah...
因为我也特爱这视频 because I loved it too!
发个笑脸就行了 Just send a smiley face.
要带眨眼的那个笑脸 Yeah, but with a wink!
眨眼笑脸 A smiley face and a wink!
几位 你们干什么呢 Guys, what are you doing?
就是看个萌猫视频 We're just watching kittens.
还有5分钟你们就要上台了 别分心 You're on in five minutes. You got to focus, here.
我跟你说不该在这儿浪费时间的 I told you we don't have time for this!
你还发了德克萨斯式喝彩呢 You gave it a Texas "Hell yeah!"
泰迪 准备好了吗 Hey, Teddy, ready to roll?
当然 劳伦斯 Indeed, Lawrence.
-很好 -古巴圣胡安山之战时 - Great. - Battle of San Juan Hill...
我可是很冷静的 cool as a cucumber.
但现在 心里小鹿乱撞 忐忑异常 Right now, butterflies like you wouldn't believe.
你会很棒的 You're gonna be great.
劳伦斯 Lawrence?
你最近看到过穴居人吗 Have you seen the Neanderthals lately?
没有 怎么大家都这么关注 No. Why does everybody keep talking about this?
你会想去看看的 You may want to give it a look!
伙计们 怎么了 Hey, guys, what's going on?
好吧 真有趣 All right, very funny.
真好笑 That's hilarious.
没事 不必下来了 It's alright, you don't have to come down.
不用客气 真的 It's okay, really.
你好吗 我是拉里 Hi, how are you? I'm Larry.
我是拉 I'm Laaa...
你是拉啊 You're "Laaa"?
拉 Laaa.
很高兴见到你 拉 Laaa. Okay, nice to meet you, Laaa.
欢迎加入我们 然后 Welcome aboard, and...
没错 我们长的很像 Yes, we look similar.
我们非常相似 我知道 Yeah, we look like each other, I know.
这肯定是谁开的玩笑 It's a joke that somebody played.
麦克菲博士把你做成了我的模样 Dr. McPhee had you made to look like me.
就是 It's just a...
别这样 行吗 Stop it. Stop, okay?
-爸比 -怎么了 - Dada? - What?
爸比 Dada.
不 不是你爸比 No, not your Dada.
爸比 Yeah, Dada.
-不 停下 -爸比 - No. Stop. - Dada.
-爸比 -爸比 - Dada! - Dada!
我不是他的 不是你爸比 No, I'm not his... I'm not your Dada.
笨笨又有宝宝啦 Dum Dum got a new son-son!
不 他没有 No, he doesn't.
爸比 Dada!
为新任女议长干杯 A toast to our new chairwoman.
请大家举杯 干杯 Cheers, everyone. Cheers.
音乐响起 Cue the music.
泰迪倒计时开始 三 二 And Teddy in three, two...
1869年 我还是个11岁的男孩时 Since 1869, when I was a mere boy of 11...
博物馆就是这伟大城市中一颗耀眼明珠 this museum has been a shining beacon to our great city.
今天我们将让它的光芒传播到更远的地方 Tonight we'll expand our horizons even further...
到达太阳 to the Sun...
月亮 和渺渺星辰 the Moon, and the stars.
开天辟地 混沌初开之时 From our very beginning...
人们就在仰望天空 mankind has looked to the heavens
命名着目之所及 and given names to what he saw,
这就是星座的由来 the constellations.
我想大家也许愿意见见这些星座 I thought you might like to meet them.
星座特效开启 Cue the constellations.
俄里翁 猎户星座 Orion, the hunter!
怎么了 What?
都是计划好的 All planned. All planned.
我早知道会这样的 没事没事 I knew that was gonna happen. So, yeah.
很棒 进展顺利 Good. Going great, guys. Going great.
放下丝绸 Let's drop the silks.
猴子出场 And go with the monkey.
什么 What?
加油 Come on.
这是我应该做的 That's what I do.
感谢您的光临 Thank you for your patronage...
感谢您对这个优秀机构的鼎力支持 and for your unwavering support of this fine institution.
新近重开的天文馆就像一架望远镜 This newly renovated planetarium will serve as a lens...
共赴战场 我亲爱的朋友 "Once more unto the breach, dear friends!"
什么 What?
冲啊 Charge!
骑兵们 Rough Riders!
-没事 稍安勿躁 -这也是表演吗 - It's okay! Just hang on! - Is this part of it?
抱歉各位 出了点技术问题 Sorry folks, a little technical issue.
你在干什么 What are you doing?
按照剧本走 按照剧本走 Stick to the script. Stick to the script! Huh?
-是我 -我不认识你 - It's me! - I don't know you.
拉 Pull!
我不知道我是怎么了 但感觉不错 I don't know what's come over me, but I like it!
放倒他们 Drop 'em!
怎么回事 What's going on?
快想办法 Do something!
你在干什么 What are you doing?
俄里翁 不要 Orion, don't!
雷克斯 Rexy!
伙计们 刚才是怎么回事 Guys, what was going on out there?
说真的 你们怎么想的啊 Seriously, what were you thinking?
拉 我一个人就行 Laaa, I got this, all right?
你去那边吧 Just... go over there.
不 去那边 No, go over there.
去吧 Go.
匈奴王 Attila...
你对那只海豚做了什么 what were you doing to that dolphin, man?
那是只海豚哎 It's a dolphin!
地球上最热爱和平的生物之一 It's one of the most peaceful creatures on earth...
你却像《海豚湾》中日本人一样残杀它们 and you're hacking into it like it was The Cove or something.
看到里吉斯·菲尔宾脸上表情没 Did you see the look on Regis Philbin's face?
你是说里吉 Reeju?
对 里吉 Yeah, Reeju.
泰迪 你为什么拿枪瞄着我 Teddy, what were you doing pointing a gun at me?
抱歉劳伦斯 我不知道我怎么了 Forgive me, Lawrence. I don't know what came over me.
你还记得那些事吗 Do you even remember that?
一点也不记得 Not at all.
拉 快关掉 那是个电击器 Laaa, shut that down! It's a defibrillator.
快放下 很危险 Put it down. It's dangerous!
拉 那是电击 不是耳机 Laaa, that's electricity. Those aren't headphones.
住手 你这是 Stop it! What are you...
天哪 德克斯特 Oh! Hey! Whoa! Dexter!
你在干什么 What are you doing?
你要是一直这么幼稚 Honestly, if you're gonna act like a baby,
我就去给你买点纸尿裤 then I'll get you some diapers.
又想穿纸尿裤了是不是 You want diapers again? Huh?
马儿 别激动 Ease up on the reins there, horse.
你看不到吗 他很愧疚了 Can't you see? He feels terrible!
事实上 我们都很愧疚的 Hell, we all do!
我不知道大家这是怎么了 I don't know what's going on with everybody here...
但今晚真的很奇怪 真的 but tonight was really weird. Really weird.
我们很抱歉 We feel awful.
我们像被魔咒控制了一样 Something took hold of us like an evil spell!
对 我们都不像平常的自己了 Yeah, like we just weren't ourselves.
-喂 -拉里 - Hello? - Larry.
麦克菲博士 Hey, Dr. McPhee.
你好 怎么样 Yeah, hi. How's it going?
还行吧 Uh, okay.
很好很好 Good, good, good, good, good, good.
你知道躲在垃圾桶里担心着小命不保 You know that sound of when you're hiding in a trash bin...
因为霸王龙雷克斯在把装着你的 fearing for your life because
垃圾桶当球踢时的那种声音吗 a Tyrannosaurus rex is using it as a Hacky Sack?
我没有听过这种声音 No. I don't know that sound.
你没有听过啊 稍等 You don't know that sound? Oh, hold on one second.
就是这种声音 害的我觉也睡不好 That's the sound! That's the sound! It will haunt my dreams!
我很抱歉 我真的很抱歉 I'm sorry. Look, really, I'm sorry.
我发誓 我真的不知道今晚到底 I swear to you, I had no idea this was going to happen.
我不知道今晚怎么回事 "I had no idea it was gonna happen.
我只负责特效管理 "I'm only in charge of all the special effects."
这是你的错 特效是你负责的 It was your fault! They were your special effects!
-不 我知道 -真是笑话 - No, I know. - That's a joke.
特效 还不如说是 "Special effects"? More like "Special...
特烂 "Defects!"
我保证 我会弄清楚这是怎么回事 Look, I promise you, I'm gonna find out what happened.
或者说他们就是 特次品 Or they were "Special rejects!"
抱歉 麦克菲博士 我得挂了 I'm sorry, Dr. McPhee. I gotta go.
尼基 尼基 Nicky! Nicky!
别跳了 Stop hopping!
爸爸 你干什么呀 Dad, what are you doing?
这话该我问你才对 What are you doing?
都凌晨三点了 It's 3 am.
好了 聚会结束 All right, party's over!
你是谁 Who are you?
-我叫Sophie -Sophie - I'm Sophie. - Sophie?
演《再见, 伯蒂》那个吗 The Bye Bye Birdie?
-对 -演得不错 - Right. - It was good.
-谢谢 -不客气 - Thanks. - Yeah.
那么明晚见 See you tomorrow night?
-可能不行 -可能行 - Probably not. - Probably.
绝对不行 Definitely not.
拜 Bye.
你摊上事儿了 You're in so much trouble.
我知道 I know.
我不知道你会提前回家 I didn't really know you were coming home early.
嗯 这能看出来 Yeah, that's pretty obvious.
我说 I mean...
你怎么能这样 what makes you think this is okay?
我不在妈妈那儿住的时候 When I'm not at Mom's,
你每晚都扔我一个人在家 you leave me alone, like, every night.
听着 你现在还不能这么放肆 Look, you can't be doing this right now.
你有期末考试 You got finals,
纽约大学的申请期限还有多久 两周吧 your NYU application is due in what, two weeks?
我不会去纽约大学 I'm not gonna get into NYU.
-你不能确认 -不 我确认 - You don't know that. - No, I do.
你不能确认 You don't know that.
我确认 非常确定 I do very much know that,
因为我根本没想申请 in the sense that I don't intend to apply.
什么 What?
我觉得那个地方现在并不适合我 爸爸 I don't think that it's the place for me right now, Dad.
好吧 没事儿 也行 Okay. All right, fine.
你想要自由飞翔 You want to spread your wings a little...
去别的城市 到其他地方念书 get out of the city, go to school somewhere else.
行 我完全赞成 Ok. I totally support that.
你只需要事先告诉我就行了 All you had to do was tell me.
你想去哪 So where do you want to go?
-有候选名单吗 -名单很短 - What's the list? - It's a short list.
很好 我喜欢 目标明确 Great. I like it. Focus.
我能给的名单很短 老爸 因为... I'mma hit you with a super short list, man, because it's...
名单上什么都没有 There's nothing on it.
什么也没... There's...
我不明白 什么叫没有名单 I'm confused, because there's not a list...
爸爸 Dad?
我想休学一年 I want to take a year off.
我就想照你刚才说的做 I would like to do exactly what you just said.
我想自由飞翔 I want to spread my wings.
你想自由飞翔 这很好 You want to spread your wings, that's great.
但是你不能光张开翅膀哪儿也不去 But you can't spread your wings and fly to nowhere.
-计划有变 -不 没变 - Plans change. - No, they don't.
不 没变 计划没变 No, they don't. Plans don't change.
我们曾经有过计划 但它变了 We had a plan, it changed.
-一开始可能会不知所措 -不 - It's disorienting at first. - No.
你不能改变计划 You can't change the plan...
除非征得计划投资人的同意 unless you check with the people who are financing the plan...
也就是说 你妈妈和我 明白了吗 which is, last time I checked, your mother and I. Okay?
爸爸 我们可以坐这儿 Dad, we could sit here and
一直谈有关计划的问题 just have this conversation about plans...
但是现在 还是收工吧 but for now, let's call it a night.
也别收拾屋子了 好不 Let's not even clean up, right?
明天再谈吧 Let's come back tomorrow.
到时候我们重整旗鼓 Let's reboot the whole energy,
重新看待问题 the whole tone of this puppy...
我们会把它搞定的 老爸 and we'll kill it, man.
戴利传奇 今晚别谈了 等明天的 Team Daley! Not tonight, tomorrow.
嘿 戴利传奇 Hey, Team Daley?
- 怎么了 -可以闭嘴了 - Yeah? - Stop talking.
好 Okay.
你在这儿收拾 我去睡觉 You're gonna clean up. I'm gonna go to bed.
我们明天再谈这事儿 And then we're gonna finish this conversation tomorrow.
自然历史博物馆
耶 走你 Yeah! Get some!
走你 Get some!
就是这么任性 That's it. Yeah.
嗨 Hi.
我是拉里·戴利 夜场演出负责人 I'm Larry Daley. I'm head of the Night Program.
我知道你 你是那个保安 I know who you are. You're the security guard.
对 也是夜场演出负责人 Yeah, also head of the Night Program.
我在做一些调查 I'm doing some research...
想看看你是否能帮我一把 and I was wondering if you could help me out.
哦 夜间保安搞研究 Mmm. Night guard doing research.
太阳打西边出来啦 Ooh la-la!
我知道 Yeah.
我只是想找关于 Uh, I'm just looking for anything
阿卡曼拉金碑的一切资料 that you might have on the Tablet of Ahkmenrah.
中心通道 Center aisle.
-太好了 -走到中间 左手边 - Great. - Halfway down, stacks on your left.
走你 Get it!
那么 So...
你为什么对这个金碑这么感兴趣 what makes you so curious about the Tablet?
哦 只是 Oh! Just, uh...
只是个爱好 个人兴趣 Just a hobby, you know? Kind of an interest of mine.
真希望我能跟他们谈谈 I wish I could talk to these guys.
这是谈不了了 Well, you can't.
是啊 Yeah.
因为他们死了 Because they're dead.
对 Right.
但是看那个人 But, uh, look at that one.
像是个孩子 对吧 Looks like a kid, huh?
你不会是认识他吧 You didn't know him, did you?
C.J·弗雷德里克斯 C.J Fredericks.
他还在这里工作过呢 He worked here.
他在这里工作过 He worked here?
对啊 在他长大之后 Yeah, when he grew up.
-不是吧 -是的 - No. - Yeah.
他是个夜间保安 He was a night guard.
跟你一样 Same as you.
等一下 C.J Wait a minute. C.J.
C.J·弗雷德里克斯 C.J Fredericks.
就是塞西尔·弗雷德里克斯吗 Cecil Fredericks?
史上最性感的夜间保安 Sexiest night guard we ever had.
包括现任 Present company included.
孩子 他那舞姿真是无人能及 Boy, could that man move.
拉里 Larry?
嗨 塞西尔 Hey, Cecil.
天啊 好久不见 My God, it's been years!
你看起来过的不错 You look like you're doing pretty good.
我还风华正茂呢 伙计 I've still got it, pal.
你来这儿做什么 What are you doing here?
我想跟你谈谈有关金碑的事 I need to talk to you about the Tablet.
这矬子干嘛来的 What the heck is Short Stack doing here?
嗨 格斯 你气色不错 Hey, Gus. You're looking well.
雷金纳德 Reginald.
你是不是又来陷害我们的 Are you here to frame us again?
让我们去受牢狱之苦 Send us back to the slammer?
我可没陷害你们 你们确实偷东西了 I didn't frame you. You were actually stealing.
而且还是我把你们弄出监狱的 所以 And I was the one that got you out of jail, so...
我们在这儿过的非常好 Yeah. We've got a nice life here.
过去的事就过去了 我们都看开了 The past is the past. We've moved on.
我可不觉得这家伙看开了 I don't think this guy's moved on.
好好听他说话 猴脸 Listen to him, monkey face.
我们已经把金碑抛之脑后了 拉里 We've put all that Tablet stuff behind us, Larry.
都是陈年往事了 It's old news.
而且我们对那个古老的金碑一无所知 Besides, we really never knew anything about that old Tablet.
我们只是在那儿工作 We just worked there.
它出了点事儿 Something's up with it.
我跟你说了 我没法帮你 I told you, I can't help you.
也许这孩子能帮我 Maybe this kid can.
我们最好私聊 Maybe we'd better talk alone.
对于一个12岁的小男孩来说 Expedition like that is a pretty amazing thing...
远征寻宝是一件非常美妙的事情 for a 12-year-old boy.
我曾尽力将它忘怀 I tried to move on...
但是那金碑很不一般 but there was something about that Tablet.
它变绿了 像是被腐蚀了一样 It's turning green, like some sort of corrosion.
泰迪和德克斯特开始变得不对劲儿 And something's happening to Teddy and Dexter...
还有杰德和奥克塔维厄斯 Jed and Octavius.
他们都表现得很古怪 They're all acting weird.
好像是绿锈会影响他们一样 It's like the green rust is affecting them.
末日将至 "The end will come."
什么 What?
当地人警告过我们 The locals, they warned us.
求我们不要打扰墓穴 They begged us to leave that tomb alone.
我当时还以为是世界末日的意思 I thought it meant the end of the world.
但是也许它的意思是 But maybe it meant the end...
魔法的终结 End of the magic?
我们当时真该听他们的话 We should have listened.
该听他们的话啊 Should have listened.
我们却把阿卡和金碑运到了纽约 Instead, we shipped Ahk and the Tablet off to New York...
把他的父母送去了英格兰 and his folks to England.
等等 等等 Wait. Wait.
阿卡曼拉的父母在英格兰 Ahkmenrah's parents are in England?
那次是合作探险 It was a joint expedition.
有些文物留在了埃及 Some of the artifacts stayed in Egypt.
其他的被纽约和大英博物馆分摊 The rest was divided up between New York and the British Museum.
阿卡说他父亲知道金碑的秘密 Ahk said that his father knew the secrets of the Tablet.
我想我应该去找他谈谈 I think I have to go talk to him.
你听我说 I need you to listen to me. Uh...
我们尊贵的女主席要求我退位让贤 Our esteemed chairwoman asked for my resignation.
她说 既然夜场演出是我的主意 She said, since the Night Program was my brainchild...
那就一人做事一人当 that the buck starts and stops with me.
-我能解决问题 -怎么解决 - I can fix it. - How?
你得让我把金碑和阿卡曼拉一起带到伦敦 I need you to let me take the Tablet and Ahkmenrah to London.
抱歉 我要处理一下这个信息 Sorry. I'm just processing that.
输入数据分析 Input data analysis.
我刚跟你说完 我被解雇了 I've just told you I'm being fired,
然后你开口的第一句 and the first thing you ask...
却是问我能不能让你带着珍贵的文物 is if I'd allow you to take some priceless artifacts...
跟你一起去度假 away with you on holiday.
-是的 求你了 -不可能 - Yes. Please. - No way.
我是想请你跟我站在统一战线上 I'm asking you to please go with me on this.
-额 -求你了 - Nah. - Please.
我做不到 兄弟 Can't do it, dude.
再见 Bye.
-你要打劫吗 -什么 - Are you gonna mug me? What?
我不知道 就是做点心理准备 I don't know. Just be prepared.
-我要你听我说 -哦 - I need you to listen to me. - Oh.
-好吗 -成 - Okay? - Yep.
-你想知道真相是吧 -继续说 - You want to know the truth? - Go on.
真相就是 那个金碑 Truth is, the Tablet...
那个金碑有魔力 The Tablet is actually magic.
晚上那些展品真的会有生命 Things really do come to life at night.
那是特技效果 It's special effects.
-那不是特技效果 -当然是特技效果 - It's not special effects. - Of course it's special effects.
那怎么会是特技效果呢 How could it be special effects?
那怎么就不是特技效果呢 How could it not be special effects?
-因为那不是 -因为那是 - Because it isn't! - Of course it is!
-我告诉你 这是真事儿 -什么 - I'm telling you, this is what happens. - What?
太阳落山之后 Sun goes down...
金碑就会开始发光 the Tablet starts to glow...
博物馆里的一切事物都有了生命 everything comes to life.
-好吧 -这是真的 - Sure. - It's real.
金碑开始发光 "Tablet starts to glow."
我现在可知道了 你就是个精神病 Now I know you're mental.
听着 莱斯利 Look, Leslie...
听我说 我不会伤害你的 Listen to me. I'm not gonna hurt you.
我知道 只是 I know. Just...
怎么 What?
没人比我们更关心这个地方了 对吧 nobody cares about this place as much as we do, right?
对 Yeah.
如果你不帮我 If you don't help me...
这个地方的一切奇妙之处都将不复存在 everything that's special about it might stop...
而且可能永远不会复原了 I mean it may never come back.
我不是在强迫你理解 I'm not asking you to understand,
只是希望你能信任我 I'm just asking you to trust me.
我愿意帮你 I'd like to help you...
但这儿已经不归我管了 but I don't even work here anymore.
大英博物馆可不知道这个 British Museum doesn't know that.
木乃伊和金碑一起 The mummy and the Tablet, both.
机密保护工作 Classic conservation job...
是我应允的 当然 under authority of me, of course...
我是博物馆的主管 而且现在仍是 the director of this museum, which I still am.
成 好的 Yep, okay.
妥了 You're in.
其实我自己在纽约待着就行了 I really could have just stayed by myself in New York.
呵呵 不 那不可能 Yeah. No, that wasn't gonna happen.
-景色很美 是吧 -嗯 - Beautiful, huh? - Yeah.
泰晤士河 The River Thames.
这不是很酷吗 孩子 Isn't this cool, man,
咱俩一起在英国 you and me in London?
-说话啊 -是的 - Huh? - Yeah.
我一直在想休学那件事 Hey, I've been thinking about that, uh, year off.
然后呢 Yeah?
我觉得挺好的 I think it could be cool.
-真的吗 -真的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
你有什么想法吗 What are you thinking?
额 哇哦 Yeah. Uh... Wow.
我想去伊比萨当DJ I think I want to DJ in lbiza.
去伊比萨 In lbiza?
伊比萨是西班牙海岸的一个小岛 lbiza, it's a small island off the coast of Spain.
-你会说西班牙语吗 -不会 - Do you speak Spanish? - No.
但这恰好是其美妙之处 关乎音乐 But that's the beautiful thing. It's about the music.
是不受语言限制的 It's not inhibited by the language barrier.
是 但是你会受语言限制 No, but you are.
你靠打节拍说话吗 Do you speak in beats?
你为什么这么反感 Why are you freaking out?
你刚才还说这是一个很棒的想法 You just said this was a really cool idea.
我没反感 I'm not freaking out.
我只是想了解一下计划的怎么样的 I just want to understand what the plan is.
你就没上大学 You didn't go to college.
停 现在成了压根儿不上大学了吗 Wait, now we're talking about not going to college at all?
-也许吧 我不知道 -尼基 - Maybe. I don't know. - Nicky.
尼基 这可不是... Nicky. That's not...
爸爸 你没上大学 现在混得也不错 Dad, you didn't go to college. You turned out fine.
我四处碰壁的奋斗了二十年 I turned out okay after about 20 years
才混个勉勉强强 in a lot of dead ends.
随便吧 老爸 Whatever, man.
不用担心我 我挺好的 Don't worry about me. It's fine.
我不可能不担心你 Hey, I'm always gonna worry about you.
-我是你爸爸 -谢谢 - I'm your dad. - Thanks.
太阳落山了 我们走吧 Sun is going down. We should get going.
好的 All right.
爸 咱们的计划是什么 Dad, what's the plan here, anyway?
金碑把阿卡曼拉复活之后 When the Tablet brings Ahkmenrah to life,
他会偷偷把我们弄进去 he's gonna sneak us in.
-现在趴下 -什么 - Now, get down. - What?
趴下就行 快 冒险的一部分 Just get down! Come on, man. Part of the adventure.
你好 欢迎来到大英博物馆 Hello. Welcome to the British Museum.
我叫蒂莉 My name's Tilly.
你好 谢谢 Hi. Thank you.
拉里·戴利 来自纽约自然历史博物馆 I'm Larry Daley from Natural History, New York.
-哦 哦 -我这儿有一份货物 - Yeah, yeah. - I got a delivery...
是送到你们文物保护部门的 for your conservation department.
好的 All right!
这么说他们允许你出差 So they let you travel?
这次的情况比较特殊 This is kind of unusual.
他们也允许我出差 你猜去哪儿 Well, they let me travel. You know where?
-不知道 -家 这儿 家 - No. - Home. Here. Home.
再回这儿来 Back here.
给马桶喂饭 Off to the toot-toot.
最多五分钟 Five-minute maximum.
在美国当保安一定很过瘾吧 So that must be well wicked being a security guard in America.
-额 -佩枪 带消音器 - Uh... - With your gun, with a silencer,
背着忍者刀 with your ninja swords.
好吧 Right.
这真是一点都不贴边儿 That's not even a little bit true.
而我只有这个 The only thing that I got is this.
-哦 -锤子 这是为... - Oh. - Hammer! It's for...
引用他们的原话 and I quote,
修修补补 美容美化 "Minor repairs and beautifications"
就给这小破屋子 to the shack.
就只是敲敲打打吗 You just hit things?
倒挺朗朗上口的 Yeah, that's catchy.
一点儿意思也没有 Basically worthless.
我们居然还在聊天 I can't believe we're actually still talking.
-多好呀 对吧 -对 - It's great, though, innit? - It is.
真是我到这里三年来 This is the most conversation I've had
最长的对话 in the three years that I've worked here.
我也有同感 I feel a connection, too.
我能进去卸货吗 Is it cool if I just make my drop?
-当然啦 -棒 - Oh, yeah. - Wonderful.
但我要先确认一下 But I will have to confirm.
其实没这个必要 Actually, that's not necessary...
我刚给你的文件上边已经确认过了 because they've already confirmed it on the slip I gave you.
行 确认中 Yeah, all right. Confirming.
-好吧 -好的 - Okay. - All right.
你好 我是麦克菲博士 Hello. This is Dr. McPhee.
先生 这里是大英博物馆 It's the British Museum, sir.
我想确认一下艺术保护部是否要送来藏品 I'm just confirming a delivery to our conservation department.
对 我签了文件 Yes, I signed the paperwork.
没别的事我挂了 我还要照看博物馆呢 Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a museum to run.
那个小孩 别用脏手碰我的明代花瓶 You, boy, get those grubby fingers off my Ming vase.
行了吗 再见 See? Bye.
好吧 All right.
-行了吗 -好吧 你可以进去 - Good? - All right, you is legit.
那就进吧 I is legit.
-很好 -确认哒 - Wonderful. - Confirm it.
-谢谢 -好呢 我开门啦 - Thank you. - All right, I'll open the gate.
好的 Okay--
我男朋友吧... Yeah, so, like, my boyfriend...
他不喜欢我的发型 he doesn't really like the way I do my hair.
说看上去像一坨金色的便便团在我肩上 Says it looks like a golden poo sitting on my shoulder.
但我超喜欢 But I really enjoy it.
再见 拉里 Bye, Larry!
我不是很懂 I'm not an expert...
但我们这样 肯定是犯法的吧 but this is feeling, just, really against the law.
不 英美用的是不同的法律体系 No, they have a totally different legal system here.
好吧 Okay.
怎么样 How we doing?
检查完毕 All clear.
行 我们走 All right, let's go.
拉里 其他人觉得我们可能会需要帮助 Larry, the others felt, perhaps, we could use some help.
其他人 The others?
劳伦斯 我可不能干等着 Lawrence, I couldn't sit idly by.
我们的生命岌岌可危 Our very survival is at stake.
好吧 泰迪 好样的 All right. Hey, Teddy. Good.
危机中最需要的人 Good man to have in a crisis.
匈奴王 Attila.
好吧 力气大 Okay, a little muscle.
拉里 Hi, Larry.
这箱子怎么可能这么大 That is a deceptively large box.
我们也来啦 Obviously, we came along, too!
没我们你肯定会迷路啊 铁人 You know you'd be lost without us, Gigantor.
你搞什么 Are you serious?
猴子 好吧 基本上就是大家都来了 And the monkey. All right, basically everyone.
爸爸 Dada!
我去 不是吧 Oh! No, no.
他来有毛线用啊 No possible benefit whatsoever.
他真的特别想来 He really wanted to come.
这是我儿子 Yeah, this is my son...
我真正的儿子 尼基 my actual son, Nicky.
-尼基 这是拉 -你好 - Nicky, this is Laaa. - What's up?
他总盯着我 He's just tracking me.
拉 Laaa.
劳伦斯 So, Lawrence...
进攻计划是什么 what's the plan of attack?
我们要到埃及区找到阿卡的父亲 We need to get to the Egyptian wing, find Ahk's father...
希望他能修好金碑 and hopefully get the Tablet fixed.
我们所有人 All of us.
拉 那些不能吃 不是吃的 Laaa, that's not for eating. That's not food.
别... Don't...
我有事要你干 You know what? I got a job for you.
来 过来 Come on, come on.
过来 Come on.
我要你在这里看着这扇门 好吗 I want you to stay here and watch this door, okay?
确保没人进出 行吗 Make sure nobody comes in or out. Okay?
好 你可以当个保安 像我一样 Good. You're gonna be a guard, just like me.
好的 All right.
不 过来 No. Come here.
待在这里 Stay here...
把手放门上 and put your hands on the door.
-好 留下 -留下 - Good, stay. - Stay!
很好 对了 你待在这里 Good. That's right. You stay here.
待在这里 Stay here.
留下 对 Stay. Right.
不 留下 No. Stay.
-留下 -留下 - Stay! - Stay.
看前面 对 留下 Look there. Good. Stay.
不 对 留下 No. Good. Stay.
不 留下 No. Stay.
留下 Stay!
不 不许动 Don't... Don't move.
不许动 Don't move.
不许 对了 No. Good. Okay.
好 听着 伙计们 Okay, listen up, guys.
这地方是第一次醒过来 This place is waking up for the first time...
我们不知道会发生什么 and we have no idea what's out there,
所以我们不能走散 知道吗 so stay together, all right?
我知道挺恐怖的 大块头 I know it's spooky, big guy.
跟紧点儿 Just stay close.
这都是些什么玩意儿啊 What kind of haunted hootenanny is this, boys?
不是只有我觉得很诡异 对吧 We're all finding this super creepy, right?
他们只是吓坏了 They're just a little freaked out.
我们第一次醒过来也用了很久才适应 First time we came alive it took some getting used to.
你好 我们要去埃及 Hey, there. Just heading to Egypt.
来吧 这边 Come on. This way.
听到了吗 Hear that?
听到什么 Hear what?
这个 That.
我们在这里面哦 有需要就叫我们 We'll just be down here if anyone needs us.
不是我们害怕 是这里边舒服 We're not scared. It's just more comfortable.
劳伦斯 Lawrence...
我觉得我们有点儿小麻烦 I think it's safe to say that we're in a bit of trouble.
我知道怎么搞定这家伙 I know how to handle this guy.
介意借给我吗 You mind?
谢谢 Thanks.
爸 你要做什么 Dad. What are you doing?
你以为我是怎么驯服你哥们儿雷克斯的 How do you think I tamed your pal Rexy?
你好啊 Hi, there.
你不是坏孩子 对吧 I bet you're not so mean, are you? Huh?
我说你肯定很乖 I bet you're not so mean.
你是只乖狗狗 对吧 No, you're just a little puppy, right?
你是想玩游戏的乖狗狗 You're just a little puppy who wants to play.
想玩吗 You want to play, huh?
想玩接骨头游戏吗 Want to play fetch?
想吗 Yeah?
想和这根骨头玩玩吗 You want to play with this bone?
好嘞 Ah! Yeah!
来吧 去叼回来 Here you go. Go fetch.
接住 Go fetch!
-劳伦斯 -怎么 - Lawrence? - Yeah?
-我能提个建议吗 -什么建议 - May I suggest a different plan? - What?
逃跑 Run!
快关门 关门 Close it, close it!
好了 我想我们... Okay. I think we're...
退后 大家全都退后 Get back! Everybody, get back!
好 你既然不吃敬酒 All right. You don't want to fetch?
-那就吃罚酒吧 -什么 - Fetch on this. - What?
-好险啊 -需要帮助吗 - Oh, that's close! - Need some help?
-啥 -让开 - What? - Move.
匈奴王 你还好吗 Attila, you okay?
-你可能要... -不 - You might want to... - No.
来 Here...
拿着 hold this.
好吧 真是非常酷 OK. That was actually very cool.
兰斯洛特爵士 乐意为您效劳 Sir Lancelot, at your service.
谢谢 太酷炫了 Thank you. That was amazing.
西奥多·罗斯福 Theodore Roosevelt...
美利坚合众国总统 President of the United States of America.
我根本不知道那是个啥 I have no idea what that means.
我是拉里 这是我儿子尼克 I'm Larry, and this is my son, Nick.
你有一张贵族的脸 尼克 You have a noble face, Nick.
-谢谢 -谢谢你帮忙 - Thanks. - Thanks for the help.
你吧 Now, you...
你很像我在卡米洛特认识的一个人 You remind me of a man I once knew at Camelot.
真的吗 Really?
圆桌骑士之一吗 One of the Knights of the Round Table?
不 埃里克 No, Erik.
埃里克 Erik?
我们的小丑 Our fool.
是我见过的最好玩的小丑 He was the funniest fool I ever met.
简直太棒 他都不用特意搞笑 He was so good, he didn't even have to do anything.
只需要走进来 你就能笑翻 He could just walk into a room and you'd laugh.
是嘛 Hmm.
-你和他一样 那种天赋 -真神奇 - You have what he had. The gift. - That's weird.
-你也可以当小丑 -这可不一定 - You could be a fool. - I don't know about that.
你可以的啦 Oh, come on, of course you could!
我们先给你弄个帽子 We'd get you one of those
边上吊着很多小铃铛的那种 hats with the funny little dangly bells.
小铃铛 Dangly bells?
"小铃铛" "Dangly bells."
我说得没错吧 天赋 Didn't I tell you? The gift.
他一点儿都不刻意 He does what seems like nothing.
就这么一张木头脸 A sort of deadpan...
就一点点点... tiny little...
没什么特别表情 就那么... Expressionless, you know, sort of a...
那种感觉 sort of thing.
和埃里克一模一样 Just like Erik.
听起来他人不错啊 我们得走了 Sounds like a great guy. We got to get going, so...
卡米洛特啊 Ah, Camelot.
好吧 Okay.
总有一天我会回到那雄伟的城堡里 Someday, I shall return to its mighty towers...
回到亚瑟王 to King Arthur...
和格温娜维尔王后身边 and Queen Guinevere.
迷人的 Sweet...
美丽的格温娜维尔 beauteous Guinevere.
但我发誓完成使命之前绝不回去 But I'm sworn not to until I have completed my quest.
我必须找到圣杯 I must find the Holy Grail.
祝你好运 Well, good luck with that.
再次感谢你帮忙 And thanks for the help again.
我们得去埃及了 回见 We got to get to Egypt, so we'll see you.
-我带你们去 -不用了 - I will lead you. - No, it's okay.
停下 小铃铛 Halt, Dangly Bells!
这里有奇怪的魔法 There is strange magic in the air,
还有危险的野兽在活动 and dangerous beasts are afoot.
一名真正的骑士 It is the duty of a true knight...
必须保护照顾那些有难的人们 to protect and care for those in need.
我们走吧 We're off.
看来是甩不掉他了 I guess he's coming with us.
拉里 Larry!
杰德和奥克塔维厄斯 Jed and Octavius?
我们跑的时候他们可能掉出来了 They must have fallen out while we were running.
杰德 Jed?
奥克塔维厄斯 Octavius!
杰迪戴亚 Jedediah!
杰德 奥克塔 Jed! Octo!
不 Oh, no.
是奥克塔维厄斯的披风吗 Is that Octavius's cape?
拿着 Here.
-尼基搭把手 -好 - Nicky. - Yeah.
伙计们 Guys?
铁人 Gigantor!
杰德 Jed?
劳伦斯 在加热通风管里他们撑不久的 They won't last long in those heating vents, Lawrence.
就他们那小身板 At their size, they'll
肯定会被烤得像西奈的甲虫似的 bake like tiny little scarabs in the Sinai.
说的太黑暗了点吗 Too dark?
就到这了 兄弟 This is the end, boy!
这是最后的决斗 This is the last roundup!
牵住我的手 Hold my hand!
为毛 Why?
当我没说 Never mind.
想回去恐怕不容易了 We're a long way from home, boy.
你刚是不是让我牵你手了 Did you ask me to hold your hand?
没有 No.
好的吧 Mmm-hmm.
杰德 Jedo!
奥克塔 Octo!
他们可能在从这儿到进气口的任何地方 They could be anywhere between here and the intake vent.
小德 你看到什么了 What do you see, Dex?
劳伦斯 他是只猴子 You know he's a monkey, Lawrence.
他不能说话 He can't talk.
是啊 但他能钻进去 No, but he can fit.
尼基 手机给我 Nicky... give me your phone.
-干嘛 -给小德 - Why? - For Dex.
到底怎么了我完全一头雾水 I don't understand one thing that's going on here.
我也是 老爸 怎么回事 Yeah. I don't, either. Dad, what's going on?
我好像是追踪了你的手机 I'm sort of set up to track your phone.
好像追踪了 你居然追踪我的手机 You're sort of set up to track my phone? You track my phone?
是啊 我是你爹 我是为了保护你 Yeah, I'm your dad. I'm looking out for you.
不是 你等等 No. No. Hold up.
监视某人和保护某人 "Spying on" is not the same thing
完全是两码事 as just looking out for someone.
会还给你的 我保证 You'll get it back, I promise.
但现在 要先放猴子背上 But right now, it's going on the monkey's back.
好了 小德 过来 All right. Dex, come here.
谢了 Thanks, man.
听着 我要你下去找到他们 好吗 Listen. I need you to go down there and find them, all right?
你觉得能行吗 Think you can handle it?
好孩子 Good man.
注意安全 Stay safe.
应该就是这里 I think it's right here.
就是这里 "Right here."
真经典 Classic.
搞笑的天赋啊 Ah, the gift of laughter.
谢谢你啊 小铃铛 Thank you, Dangly Bells.
第一个使命吗 First quest?
也不是 Uh, not exactly.
你们不是要去埃及吗 I thought you were going to Egypt.
是啊 但得先救他们 We are, but we got to do this first.
使命可不能这样对待 That's not how a quest works.
使命只有一个 不能既是圣杯又是猴子 A quest is one thing. It's not, like, "Holy Grail and a monkey."
是啊 可是我的人不见了 Yeah, well, my guys are missing
而德克斯特能找到他们 and Dexter's gonna find them.
那你们的使命是什么 黄金 What is the quest? Gold?
不老泉 Fountain of Youth?
魔法金碑 Magic Tablet.
就是阿卡拿的那东西 It's that thing Ahk is holding.
要从他那里抢过来也不是太难啊 It shouldn't be too hard to take it from him.
他很瘦 线条是不错 He seems well-toned and lean...
但很羸弱 but weak.
就跟从埃及小宝宝手上抢糖一样容易 It would be like taking candy from a feeble Egyptian baby.
我们没有要抢 我们要修它 No, we're not trying to take it. We're trying to fix it.
它出了点问题 There's something wrong with it.
说来话长 It's kind of complicated.
如果你别再继续努力找小猩猩 It might be less complicated
也许情况也就不那么长了 if you stopped following a chimpanzee.
它不是猩猩 它是僧帽猴 He's not a chimpanzee. He's a capuchin.
弄臣似乎很焦虑 The fool seems agitated.
他常常会那样 That's often his way.
但我保证 他绝对不傻 But I assure you, he's no fool.
他说的是真的吗 Is it true what he says?
你拿的那块金碑有魔力 The Tablet that you carry is magic?
确实如此 It is, indeed.
你周遭的一切 Everything around you has
在今夜首次苏醒 come to life tonight for the very first time...
都是因为这块金碑 all because of this Tablet.
了不起 Amazing.
所以他们不是真的 Then they're not real?
他们与我们一样真实 They're as real as any of us.
没错 但我们是真人 Yes, but we're real people.
他们只是东西 They're just things.
而他们并未发觉 And they don't even know.
他们一定十分愚蠢 They must be unbelievably stupid.
最初是会有点困惑 It can be confusing at first.
你好呀 青蛙 Hello, frog!
继续跳吧 Keep hopping!
你是真的 You're real!
大伙们 我们要穿过亚洲馆 Guys, I think we're gonna have to cut through Asia.
他完全没发觉 Not a clue.
没错 None.
我什么也看不清 I can't really see much.
我们可以跳下去 祈求上天保佑 We could jump down, hope for the best.
但我们不知道下面有什么 But we have no idea what's down there.
我们也不知道这里有什么 We don't know what's up here, either.
一座罗马古城 This is a Roman city.
这里散发的历史感如此似曾相识 I can feel the familiar pull of history in its very foundations.
人都去哪里了 Where the heck is everybody?
我以前见过这座城 我很肯定 I've seen this town before, I'm sure of it.
罗马人 Romans?
我看到你手臂上写了一位女士的名字 I see you have the name of a lady on your arm.
安德莉亚 对 Andrea. Yeah.
这位安德莉亚女士便是你的格温娜维尔 So this Lady Andrea is your Guinevere.
有人阻止你们相爱吗 Does any man stand between you and your ladylove?
其实我爸那天有点把事情搞砸了 Yeah, actually. My dad kind of messed things up the other night.
-尼克 -我们不走了吗 - Nick. - Oh, we're stopping.
不能让任何人阻碍你的命运 Let no man stand between you and your destiny.
说是"命运"太夸张了 Oh, "Destiny" may be overstating it a bit.
我们不过一起上微积分课 We just have calculus together.
其实更像那种 It's more one of those...
稍纵即逝的眼神接触 fleeting moments of eye contact.
"谁先转移视线" "Who's gonna look away first?"
但我听懂了 任何人也不能 But I get you, yeah, "No man...
很好 Good. Okay.
贝庞 "Liepwop."
贝庞 Liepwop.
没见过啊 Doesn't ring a bell.
这个王八蛋是谁 Now who's this son of a gun?
-庞培 -不好意思 - Pompeii! - I'm sorry.
-我听不太清你说什么 -庞培 - I'm having trouble hearing you! - Pompeii!
哥们儿 我听不懂你的话 No comprendo, amigo...
因为有东西挡住你了 because you got the thing in front of you!
他们在干什么 What are they doing?
他们慌张地逃去哪里 Where in the blazes are they stampeding off to?
是因为我们说的话吗 Was it something we said?
快回贝庞来 Come on back to liepwop!
这里好宽敞 快回来 There's plenty of room! Come on back!
他们跟蜥蜴一样疯狂 They're as crazy as road lizards.
这些人太奇怪了 People are strange.
你好 朋友 我们只是路过 Hey, guy- We're just passing through.
这是西藏的金翅鸟 It's a Garuda from Tibet.
金翅鸟 A Garuda?
你好 金翅鸟 你好吗 Hi, Garuda. How you doing?
金翅鸟 你好吗 Garuda! How you doing?
很好 Cool, great.
好吧 我们只是 Okay. We just...
我们必须要过去 没时间了 You know what? We just got to get through. I don't have time.
拜托 好吧 Please. Okay.
我不会跟你玩这个游戏的 I'm not gonna play this game with you.
我真的要过去 I got to go through. Really.
退后 Get back.
-龙 -不 不是龙 这是 - A dragon. - No, it's not a dragon. It's a...
相柳 象征灾难之蛇妖
这是相柳 It's a Xiangliu.
传说中的蛇妖 Mythical snake demon.
看着还是像龙 我说杀了它 It looks like a dragon. I say we kill it.
什么 不 它在睡觉 What? No, it's asleep.
你说得对 You're right.
趁它睡觉时偷袭不够刺激 It's not very sporting to kill it while it's asleep.
我们叫醒它然后再杀了它 Let's wake it up and then kill it.
我先上 孩子跟我走 I shall go first, and I shall take the boy.
什么 不 孩子不能跟你走 What are you...? No! You're not gonna take the boy.
-为什么 -因为他还是个孩子 - Why not? - Because he's a boy!
拉里 每个人生命中 Larry, there comes a time in every man's life...
都必须经历屠龙的那刻 when he must slay his own dragon.
这个孩子不行 Not this kid, all right?
他还没写完 He still hasn't finished
犹太成人礼里的感谢卡 all his thank-you notes from his bar mitzvah.
那只是个比喻 Anyway, that's just an expression.
我的故乡不是这样的 Not where I come from.
他现在不会去屠龙 He's not gonna slay his dragon right now.
我们绕过它 We're gonna go around it.
现在就绕 不然要失去信号了 We're gonna go around now, or else we're gonna lose the signal.
来吧 Come on.
贝庞 liepwop.
庞培 Pompeii!
贝庞 你确定念的是对的吗 朋友 liepwop. Are you sure you're reading that right, pal?
庞培 Pompeii!
庞培
"庞培" "Pompeii."
"不要问你的国家能为你做什么" "Ask not what your country can do for you...
"问问你能为你的国家做什么" "Ask what you can do for your country."
又来了 There it goes again!
匈奴王 嘘 Attila! Shh!
-泰迪 -冲啊 - Teddy! - Charge!
太棒了 Fantastic!
它醒了 It's awake!
现在我们可以杀它了 Now we can kill it!
爸 Dad!
尼基 Nicky!
我去救那个男孩 I'll get the boy!
-以前玩过剑吗 -在魔兽世界里玩过 - Ever used a blade? - Only in World of Warcraft!
你看着学吧 You're about to learn.
"我们唯一的恐惧就是恐惧本身" "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself!"
"布朗 干得不错" "Doing a heck of a job, Brownie."
你后面 Behind you!
闪开 Duck!
最后的战役 好基友 Last roundup, kemosabe!
是时候乱涂烧烤酱了 Time to slap on the barbecue sauce, boy!
什么 Huh? What?
不 不 你不能这样 No, no! You wouldn't!
他别无选择 He must!
安全 Clear!
我们对今天发生的一切绝口不提 We must never speak of what happened here today.
拜托 有这必要吗 Come on! That wasn't necessary!
火都灭了呀 It's out!
原来这些东西确实能救命 These things really do save lives.
你没事吧 Are you all right?
你没事吧 亲爱的 Are you all right, my dear?
-你还好吗 -没事 谢谢 - You okay? - Yeah, thanks.
你刚才很勇敢 阁下 You fought bravely, sire.
我保证 总有一天 One day, I promise you,
我们会在胜利的酒杯中饮龙血 we shall drink dragon's blood from the victor's cup.
我喝苏打水或水就可以了 I'm good with just, like, soda or water, too.
但我很喜欢刚才的活动 But I like the energy we got going.
从现在起 你必须选择自己的道路 From now on, you must choose your own path.
不要被别人左右 And let no man tell you otherwise.
应该让拉里知道我们没事 We better let Larry know we're okay.
转身 Turn around.
拉里肯定在担心我们 Larry's probably worried about us.
现在我们要怎么找他们 How are we going to find them now?
劳伦斯 Lawrence?
情况恐怕恶化了 I fear we've turned a corner.
孩子 我正在慢慢变回蜡像 I'm becoming wax again, son.
好吧 等一下再找他们 All right. We'll look for them later.
我们得马上去埃及 We got to get to Egypt now.
等等 不找杰德和奥克塔维厄斯了吗 Wait, shouldn't we keep looking for Jed and Octavius?
尼克说得对 Nick is right.
真正的骑士绝不逃避责任 A true knight never shirks his duties.
如果再不去埃及 我们谁也救不了 If we don't get to Egypt soon we're not gonna save anybody.
爸比说 "留下" Dada say, "Stay!"
留下 Stay!
爸比说拉不吃 Dada say Laaa no eat.
留下 拉 Stay, Laaa!
到了 This is it.
也许我应该陪你进去 Perhaps I should accompany you in.
不 我想我们应该就此分别 No, I think we got it from here.
-真的吗 -是 我们搞得定 - Really? Yeah. No, we're good.
好吧 Right. Well...
朋友们 friends...
拉里 Larry...
魔法金碑的小丑脸守护者 clown-faced keeper of the magic Tablet...
我永远不会忘记你的勇敢 I shall never forget your bravery.
以及你的滑稽 Nor your jests.
再见 Bye.
我不应该说再见 I shall not say goodbye.
-我在说再见 -什么 - I am. - What?
我要说再见 我要走了 对不起 I'm gonna say goodbye. I have to go, I'm sorry.
再见 I'll see you.
真的谢谢你 Really, man, thank you.
谢谢这一切 For everything.
我已有许多夜没见过这些墙壁了 I haven't seen these walls for many a moon.
阿卡曼 Ahkmen?
母亲 Mother.
父亲 Father.
欢迎回家 儿子 Welcome home, my son.
我想给你介绍一下我的朋友们 I want you to meet my friends.
我是门罗卡拉 I am Merenkahre...
尼罗河的法老 太阳之子的父亲 Pharaoh of the Nile and Father to the Son of the Sun.
我是茜茜赫特 And I am Shepseheret...
九国熠熠发光的珠宝 the Glittering Jewel of the Nine Kingdoms.
我是拉里 And I am Larry.
布鲁克林守护者 Guardian of Brooklyn.
是的 Yes.
我现在实际上住在曼哈顿 I actually live in Manhattan now.
我知道 但它听起来没那么酷 I know, but it doesn't sound as cool.
如果您能检查一下金碑 We would be very honored
我们会感到很荣幸 if you could take a look at the Tablet.
它有些不对劲 There's something happening with it.
我们不懂为什么 We don't understand what it is.
你在和法老说话 You are speaking with a pharaoh.
亲吻我的权杖 Kiss my staff.
我不亲可以吗 Is it okay if I don't?
你必须表现尊敬 You will show respect.
我乃太阳神之后代 I am the descendant of Ra, the sun god.
我非常理解 也非常尊敬您 I understand that and I totally respect you.
我并不信仰太阳神 因此 I just don't pray to Ra, so...
埃及神是唯一的真神 The Egyptian gods are the only true gods.
我们不想太狭隘 Well, we try to stay a little more open-minded.
比如萨卡加维亚 她信奉祖先的灵魂 I mean, Sacajawea, she honors her spiritual ancestors...
你崇拜的是山羊神吧 匈奴王 and you pray to some sort of goat god, Attila?
我是半爱尔兰裔半犹太裔 I'm half-lrish, half-Jewish...
是吗 我爱犹太人 You are? I love Jews!
我们拥有4万多个犹太人 We owned 40,000 of them!
-他们太可爱了 -又来了 - Such lovely people. - Here we go.
他们很开心 总拿着蜡烛歌唱 They were very happy, always singing with the candles.
其实他们真的不开心 Yeah. They really weren't happy.
-真的吗 -是的 他们离开了 - Really? - No. They left.
为了逃亡他们在沙漠中度过了四十年 They spent about 40 years in the desert trying to escape.
我们每年一次的晚餐上都会说这件事 Yeah. We have dinner once a year and talk about it.
这对我们来说很重要 It's a big deal for us.
您能看看金碑吗 Listen, could you take a look at that Tablet?
它出了点问题 There's something wrong with it.
它的力量在流失 It's losing its power.
您能修好它吗 Do you think you could fix it?
那样的话我就必须说出金碑的秘密 To do that, I would have to divulge the secret of the Tablet.
我保证不告诉别人 I promise we won't tell anybody.
不行 No.
我会亲吻您的权杖 I'll kiss your staff.
晚了 Too late.
父亲 为什么你就是不肯说呢 Father, why do you insist on keeping this to yourself?
秘密必须在合适的时候才能传给你 The secret was to be passed down to you at the proper time.
已经都四千年了 Well, it has been 4,000 years.
我看不如就现在吧 Now seems like a good time.
你是在午夜降生的 You were born at midnight.
我那时是法老 I was Pharaoh...
我阅过无数人类梦寐以求的瑰宝 and I had seen wonders most men only dream of.
但当我第一次见到你 But when I first gazed upon you...
我便知道对我来说你比任何 you were instantly more precious to me...
古代世界的瑰宝更珍贵 than all the wonders of the ancient world.
我知道我无法忍受与你分别 I knew I could never bear to say goodbye.
我命令大祭司为你打造一份礼物 儿子 I commanded the High Priest to create a gift to you, my son...
用尽我们对死后世界的一切知识 using all we had learned of the mysteries of the afterlife.
在孔苏 月神也是夜行人守护神的 Forged in the temple of Khonsu, god of the moon...
神殿里 我们锻造了 and watcher over nighttime travelers...
阿卡曼拉金碑 the Tablet of Ahkmenrah.
陵墓的设计 Our tomb was designed to
使月神之光照耀金碑 channel Khonsu's rays down to the Tablet...
夜夜复原其力量 rejuvenating its powers every night.
月亮神将其力量赠予金碑 The moon god bestowed his power upon the Tablet...
只要其沐浴在月光下 so that, as long as it bathed in his light...
我们一家即可永远在一起 our family could be together forever,
死亡也无法将我们分离 and not even death could part us.
如今它已远离月神之光太久 It's been away from Khonsu's light too long.
儿子 My son!
你怎么了 What is happening to you?
它需要月光 It needs moonlight...
否则天亮时我们都会死去 otherwise we shall all be dead by sunrise.
快 Hurry!
如果金碑逝去 If the Tablet dies...
没有任何事物能重赋它力量 nothing can bring it back!
你干什么 What are you doing?
金碑给我 快 The Tablet. Now.
等等 听我说 那东西快死了 Wait, listen to me. That thing is dying.
如果它不吸取月光 If it doesn't get moonlight...
一切都将结束 永远的结束 everything ends, like, for real.
亚瑟王浪费许多年月寻找圣杯 King Arthur wasted years searching for the Holy Grail.
原来它一直是块金碑 To think it was a Tablet all along.
把它给我 你根本不知道自己在做什么 Would you just give it to me? You don't know what you're doing!
我的使命完成了 My quest is complete.
今夜我将奔赴卡米洛特 I ride for Camelot tonight.
那你就留着 行吗 Just keep it, okay?
但要把它放在月光底下 But just put it in the moonlight
还要把中间那块转过来 and turn that center piece.
抱歉 那不是我的首要使命 Sorry, not my first quest.
还有 埃里克比你搞笑多了 And by the way, Erik was much funnier than you!
叫上大伙 Go get the others.
不能让他离开这里 We can't let him leave the building!
镇定 伙计 给我慢点 Whoa! Easy there, partner! Slow it down!
我不知道你是谁 I don't know who you are...
但我相当确定那个金碑不属于你 but I'm pretty dang sure that Tablet don't belong to you.
等等 Now wait a second!
给我回来 这事没完 Come back here! This ain't over!
你会为今天用巨剑和醉人的蓝眼睛 You'll rue the day you mocked us with your huge sword
嘲笑我们的行为后悔的 and hypnotic blue eyes!
他眼睛是很蓝啊 His eyes are very blue.
艾舍尔作品
温言在口 大棒在手 Speak softly and carry a big stick.
劳伦斯 我们有麻烦了 Lawrence, we have a problem.
这只手也变回蜡像了 This one turned to wax as well.
我也有句名言 I have a saying, too.
"恶言在口 只需更粗的大棒在手" "Speak loudly and carry a bigger stick."
-在那边 -是在上面 - It's over there! - You mean up there.
来吧 Come on.
拿到了 Got it.
-泰迪 -金碑 给我 - Teddy. - The Tablet, now!
我不会再问第二遍 你个弄臣 I shan't ask you again, fool!
绕得我头都晕了 And this is giving me a headache!
金碑给我 Give me the Tablet!
放手吧 劳伦斯 Let me go, Lawrence.
不 泰迪 不要 No! Teddy, no!
泰迪 Teddy!
这不就得了 There.
归我了 That'll be mine.
刚那招不错 Hey, that was a good one.
没想到能成功 No idea that would work.
拉里 Larry!
伙计们 你们没事吧 Hey, you guys, how you doing?
胳膊腿还在 Still in one piece that can ensure!
奥克塔维厄斯 我想这是你的 Octavius, I think this belongs to you.
谢谢 Thank you.
我不明白 I don't understand.
怎么兰斯洛特还能跑能跳我们却逐渐衰弱 Why is Lancelot staying strong while we get weaker?
这是他苏醒的第一晚 It's his first night.
新生儿更强壮 但也没有用 Newborns are stronger but it matters not.
除非我们成功 不然太阳出来他也会死 Unless we succeed, he, too, will be dead come the dawn.
不能让他离开博物馆 We can't let him leave the building.
先生 请你回埃及以防他从那里跑了 Sir, can you go back to Egypt, in case he comes through there?
-当然 -尼基和匈奴王看着装货口 - Of course. - Nicky, take Attila, check the loading dock.
-收到 -泰迪去南翼 看好侧门 - Got it. - Teddy, go to the South Wing, cover the side doors.
我负责主入口 I got the main entrance.
你 我就知道你有点不对劲 You! I knew you smelled a bit off!
你看到刚过去的了吗 Didn't you just see that?
看到什么 See what?
一个中世纪骑士骑着马过去了 The knight on the horse that just rode through!
别用你的幻想害我分心 Stop trying to distract me with your magical fantasy!
我在货仓找到你这个脏兮兮的孪生兄弟了 I found your filthy twin, here, in the freight room!
他不是我兄弟 He's not my twin.
我抓到他了 他有什么好给自己辩解的 I got him, and what could he say for himself?
闭嘴 你丫闭嘴 Shut up! Shut up in your face!
给我闭嘴 你想被锤吗 Shut up right now! Do you want to be smashed?
你跑啊 但你要是跑出围栏 Yeah, you can run, but if you leave those gates...
我发誓 你这个丑了吧唧的 I swear to you, your hideous doppelganger...
看着像"数乌鸦合唱团"主唱的二重身 who looks a lot like the lead singer of the Counting Crows...
就会挨我一锤 will get it!
爸比 Dada.
没错 That's right.
他小命就在我锤下 It compute with him.
爸比 Dada.
该死 Damn it!
拉 Laaa.
看到我做蠢事的时候别学我 好吗 If you see me do something dumb, don't imitate me, okay?
其实我也一直在跟尼克这么说 It's basically what I keep telling Nick.
但他就是不明白 懂吗 He just doesn't get it, you know?
他很聪明 I mean, he's a smart kid...
但我想给他我不曾有过的机会 but I just want to give him the tools that I didn't have.
先上好学 再去休假 I mean, get the degree, then take a break.
先上好学 再去休假 Get the degree, then take a break.
拉 拉 住手 Laaa! Laaa, stop that!
停下 Stop it!
好了 Okay-
什么 你们干什么 What? Excuse me! Hey!
你好 很抱歉 Hi. Hey. Sorry.
我叫尼克 这是德克斯特 匈奴王汗 I'm Nick, this is Dexter, Attila the Hun.
见到你们真高兴 Oh, yes, so lovely to meet you.
现在见识见识锤子 Now meet this hammer!
别这样 Don't do that.
抱歉 我知道信息量很大 I'm super sorry. I know it's a
又是匈奴王又是猴子 lot going on, Hun, monkey.
什么鬼 好奇怪 需要消化 Wow, what? So much weird. Huge amount to process.
是吧 对不起了 Right? Okay, sorry.
-谢谢你 -你跑不掉的 - Thank you. - You won't get away with this!
我现在大脑已经在画你们的肖像了 I'm making sketches of you in my mind right now!
雀斑男 Boy with freckles,
有接发的胖亚洲人 坏猴子 fat Asian with hair extensions, evil monkey.
我想应该是家教问题吧 I guess it's just parenting, you know?
他出身离异家庭 And he comes from a divorced family...
所以他心里对我应该也是五味杂陈 so I'm sure he has a lot of conflicted feelings about me...
可能有点恋母情结 and there might be some Oedipal stuff at play in there, or...
我懂 I get it.
我确实没有经常陪他 I wasn't there a lot of the time.
所以我应该是映射了我自己的愧疚 So I think I might be projecting my own guilt...
然后在不知不觉中 and taking it out on him in ways...
反映到了对待他的方式上 that I'm not even aware of.
什么 What?
门 Door.
头 Head.
好吧 我 Okay, I...
开 Open...
头 head.
打开思路 Open your mind!
对 没错 你说得对 Yes! Yeah, well, you're right.
但问题又来了 That's the challenge.
这都有前后联系 我也知道 I mean, it's all contextual, and I do.
我教育他的方式 I keep looking at him
都是仿照我父母对我的教育方式 through the lens of how my parents raised me...
但是事实上 他是一个独立个案 when, in reality, he's his own person.
没错 我们是有部分相同的基因 And, yeah, we share the same DNA...
但说实话 他比我成熟得多了 but honestly, he's much more evolved than I ever was.
我不想让我的自负心和童年阴影 I don't want to let my own ego and childhood history...
阻止他吃一堑长一智 stop him from making the mistakes he needs to make...
然后成长为他理应成为的大人 to become the person that he's meant to be.
是用头撞开门 Open the door with your head.
好的 Yes!
好样的 拉 走了 Good, Laaa. Let's go! Ah!
-大家都没事吧 -是的 劳伦斯 - Everybody okay? - Yes, Lawrence.
匈奴王和你儿子把女保安关在门房里了 Attila and your boy secured the lady guard in her booth.
但不太清楚能关她多久 I don't know how long it will hold her, though.
我们要找到兰斯洛特 We gotta find Lancelot...
但得有人确保她不会逃出来 but somebody has to make sure she doesn't get out.
是的 拉 好的 Yeah. Laaa, okay.
你知道该怎么做吧 You know what you have to do?
留下 Stay!
没错 确保她一直待在里面 That's right. Just make sure she stays in there.
-留下 -好样的 去吧 - Stay! - Good! Go!
爸比说"留下" Dada say, "Stay"!
劳伦斯 Lawrence!
我胳膊动不了了 I can't move my arms.
我们越来越虚弱了 We're becoming less useful by the minute.
来吧 大块头 Come on, big guy-
什么 你还好吧 What? You okay there? Huh?
你眼睛好像有点不对劲 Something's up with your eye, but...
我不知道 就是有点那什么 I don't know. It's just kind of going...
你得放松 好吗 You gotta relax, okay?
冷静下来 Calm down!
匈奴王 匈奴王 Attila! Attila!
匈奴王不会吓得喘不过气 Attila doesn't hyperventilate.
你强取 You pillage!
你豪夺 You plunder!
你不会崩溃 You don't freak out.
好吗 Okay?
爸爸 城里面有八百万人 Dad, there's, like, 8 million people in this city.
他现在真的在哪都有可能 He could be literally anywhere by now.
我们会找到他的 We'll find him.
必须得找到 We have to.
吾爱 我来了 I'm coming, my love.
我的天 Blimey!
他从这边走 He came this way...
四里格每小时的速度 traveling 4 leagues per hour.
里格 欧洲和拉丁美洲一个古老的长度单位 通常定义为3英里 约4.828公里 仅适用于陆地距离
别 No!
遇到狮子不能跑 劳伦斯 Never run from a big cat, Lawrence.
铁人 快把手电筒拿出来 Gigantor, get your flashlight out!
这些猫咪想玩 These cats want to play!
好样的 他拿到了 Whoo-wee! He's got it, boy!
干得好 先生 Well played, sir.
跑呀 Run!
兰斯洛特到底在哪 Where the devil could Lancelot be?
《卡米洛特》 经典音乐剧伦敦帕拉丁剧院正在上演
这边 Come on!
你最好放我出来 你这恶心的猿人 You better let me out of here, you revolting ape-man!
你看什么看 别看了 What are you staring at? Stop looking at me!
没见过我这么漂亮 Have you never seen a beautiful,
迷人 魅力四射 attractive, gorgeous woman before...
要是不爱吃匹萨都能去当模特的美女啊 who could be a model if she didn't love pizza so much?
我知道你想干什么 I know what you're playing at...
告诉你 没用的 and it ain't working.
没用的 Not working.
好吧 好像有点用 Wait, it is kind of working.
《卡米洛特》奇幻四溢
他们对卡米洛特都干了些什么 What have they done to Camelot?
简而言之 没有什么地方 In short, there's simply not
能比卡米洛特 a more congenial spot
更适合永远 for happily ever-aftering
幸福快乐地 than here in...
生活下去 Camelot
久违了 At long last!
-格温娜维尔 吾爱 -你好 - Guinevere, my love. - Hi.
有什么能帮你的吗 Can I help you, mate?
是我啊 It is I...
我是兰斯洛特爵士啊 Sir Lancelot.
我完成我的使命了 I have fulfilled my quest.
抱歉 不好意思 Sorry. I'm sorry.
我不是真的格温娜维尔 I'm not actually Guinevere.
我是爱丽丝·伊芙 你可能搞混了 I'm Alice Eve, and I think you got a bit confused.
你可能看过我的演出 Maybe you saw me on stage...
你的声音如此悦耳动听 Your voice is like music...
但我完全不知道你在说什么 but I have no idea what you're saying.
好了 听着 Okay. Hey.
听着 伙计 Hey, man.
缓过神来 老兄 Hey, buddy. Um...
她是说 她是扮演格温娜维尔的演员 What she's saying is she's not Guinevere because she's an actor.
好吗 我也是演员 Okay? So am l.
什么演员 An actor?
是的 Yeah. Yeah.
你知道的 You know?
王冠摘下来 Do the crown.
抱歉 休·杰克曼 Oh, sorry, of course. Hugh Jackman.
戴上王冠认不出来了 It was the crown.
是吧 这一套看着不太像 I know, the whole...
大演员 Huge Ackman?
什么破名字 Uh... That's a ridiculous name!
听着就像扯淡 It doesn't even sound real!
只有懦夫才会用假名 亚瑟 Only a coward would conceal his true identity, Arthur.
不 是休·杰克曼 No, it's Hugh Jackman.
而另一方面 I, on the other hand...
我带来了你寻求已久 carry the treasure you sought...
却无处可觅的宝藏 but could never find.
看啊 永生之门的钥匙 Behold the key to life everlasting!
我挺喜欢你的戏服 Okay, I love the costume...
也喜欢这份对演艺事业的热情 I love the enthusiasm...
但你真心得下台了 but you're gonna have to get off stage now.
兰斯洛特爵士 女士们先生们 Sir Lancelot, ladies and gentlemen. Sir Lancelot.
是的 Yes!
真不错 Very good.
真丢人 亚瑟 Shame on you, Arthur!
你配不上你的王冠 You don't deserve your crown,
也配不上你的王后 and you don't deserve your queen!
准备好吃我一剑 Prepare to feel the cold kiss of my blade...
大演员 Huge Ackman!
哥们 这都是演戏 Hey, buddy, this is all pretend.
瞧见没 See, just...
那一看就不是真的 Well, that's not real.
这全都不是真的 None of it is.
不是真的 It's not real.
演出不错 It was a good performance.
-我们都身临其境了 -的确是 - We were right in there. - You were tonight.
但这都不是真的真的 But it's not real-real.
都不是真的 It's not real.
不是真的 Not real?
你知道我对卡米洛特朝思暮想多久了吗 Do you know how long I dreamed of Camelot?
为了什么 And for what?
什么都不是 For nothing!
老天 Jeez!
什么都不是 Nothing!
别 别 都请坐下 No, no, no. Please just take your seats and...
你们好 What's up?
我们和你一样都是上帝造的 We're just as God made us.
不如你拍张照片吧 Why don't you take a picture?
照片恒久远啊 It'll last longer.
我一直想和气点 但你够了 Okay, I've tried being nice. That's enough.
马上从台上下去 Get off the stage right now!
退后 你吓不到我 Stay back! You don't scare me...
大演员 Huge Ackman.
听着 伙计 你不会想跟我单挑 Listen, mate, you don't want to fight me, all right?
真打起来 我打你跟玩一样 If we go, I will break you.
来啊 Come on!
你这是干什么 What is that?
你干什么啊 What are you doing?
他在出金刚狼的大招 He's doing his Wolverine thing.
是啊 Yeah.
你知道的 Yeah. You know?
得有爪子秀胸肌才有效果 It's better with the claws and no shirt.
说得也是 Fair.
兰斯洛特 Lancelot!
嘿 伙计 Oi, mate!
哥们 那不是出口 Hey, buddy, that's not an exit!
好吧 上来吧 Yeah, come on up.
行 都上来吧 Yep. Come on up!
还有猴子 好极了 Oh, monkeys. Terrific.
戏服不错 I love the costumes.
抱歉 但我得说 你是绝对的主角 Sorry. I just gotta say, you're the whole package, man.
谢谢 老兄 Thanks, buddy.
-他认出你了 -是啊 真好 - He recognized you. - Yeah, that was awesome.
把金碑给我 Hey! Give me the Tablet!
退后 退后 Stay back! Stay back.
别过来 Stand back!
退后 Back!
什么 What?
你的 Your, uh...
你的鼻子 Your nose, it's...
我鼻子怎么了 What about my nose?
你的鼻子要掉了 Your nose is dripping.
-什么 -它化了 - What? - It's melting.
因为火把 From the fire.
冷静 Okay.
有多糟 How bad is it?
不太好 It is not great.
可我是兰斯洛特 But I'm Lancelot!
根本就没有什么兰斯洛特 There never was a Lancelot!
兰斯洛特只是个传说 Lancelot is a legend.
你不是真实存在的 You're not real.
我不明白 I don't understand!
我知道你一时半会很难接受 I know it's a lot to take in,
请把金碑给我吧 but please, just give me the Tablet.
然后呢 回到博物馆吗 Oh, and then what? Back to the museum?
站在那里 让小孩子指指点点吗 Stand there as little children ogle and point?
还可以学习 And learn.
给他们启发 让他们去做伟大的事 And get inspired to do great things.
很少有人能有这么高尚的使命 朋友 There are far less noble fates, my friend.
对我来说不一样 Not for me, there aren't!
如果没有卡米洛特 If there is no Camelot.
没有格温娜维尔和兰斯洛特 There is no Guinevere and no Lancelot,
我就只是一尊畸形的蜡像 then I'm nothing. I'm just a sad lump of misshapen wax.
别再看我的鼻子了 Stop looking at my nose!
-我没在看 -你有 我看到了 - I wasn't looking at it. - You were, I saw you.
你很鄙视地盯着我的鼻子看 You were like this. "Hmm, hmm." Staring.
-我没有 -你有 - I wasn't like that. - You were!
别看它 Don't look at it!
要不看真的很难 It really is hard not to look at.
是啊 Yes, he is.
-我没有 -你有 - I didn't. - I saw you!
我只是看着你的眼睛 No, I'm looking at your eyes.
猴子 别看了 Monkey, stop it!
把金碑给我吧 求你了 Could you give me the Tablet, please? Give me the Tablet.
如果你把金碑给我 我保证我不再 If you give me the Tablet, I promise I won't...
别盯着我的鼻子看 Do not look at my nose!
-把金碑给我 -别看 - Give me the Tablet. - Look away.
-把金碑给我 -不看我的鼻子 - Give me the Tablet. - How hard could it be
有那么难吗 not to look at my nose?
我不看你的鼻子 I'm not gonna look at your nose.
我 我忍不住啊 I'm looking... I can't help it!
看天空 Look to the heavens!
真是太恶心了 It's disgusting.
但他还是那么帅 Yet, he's still handsome.
从这一刻开始 No one shall look at, or mention,
所有人都不准看或提到我的鼻子 my nose from this moment forward!
对不起 我忘记我们说到哪里了 I'm sorry, I forgot what we were talking about.
劳伦斯 Lawrence.
泰迪 Oh, Teddy!
拉里 Larry.
我们时间不多了 We've run out of time.
听我说 你必须把碎片摆正 Listen to me. You got to straighten the pieces.
如果你不把碎片摆正 他们都要死 Straighten the pieces right now or they're all gonna die!
你也一样 You too!
没有卡米洛特的世界 活着也毫无意义 A world without Camelot is not a world worth living in.
爸 Dad!
德克斯特 怎么了 Dexter, what is it?
你没事吧 You all right?
兄弟 你没事吧 Hey, hey, man, you okay?
看着我 Hey, look at me.
你想扇我吗 来啊 Yeah, you want to slap me? Go ahead.
来啊 扇我的脸啊 Go ahead, slap me in the face.
小德 Dex?
德克斯特 Dexter?
不不不 Oh! No, no. No.
德克斯特 快醒来啊 Dexter? No, no. Come on, man!
爸 它死了 Dad, he's gone.
现在我想牵你的手了 I'll take that hand now.
我终于明白了 I understand now.
一直以来使命的意义都是猴子 The monkey was the quest.
而不是金碑 It was never about the Tablet.
一切都是为了他们 It was about them.
请原谅我 Forgive me.
原来我才是那个傻子 It is I who have been the fool.
我们复活了 宝贝 We're back, baby!
劳伦斯 Lawrence!
欢迎回来 兄弟 Welcome back, buddy.
干得好 拉里 Well done, Larry!
真棒 这才是我们的人嘛 There he is. That's our guy.
来 Come here!
你的金碑 Here's your Tablet.
这感觉真好 杰迪戴亚 It feels good, doesn't it, Jedediah?
那当然 Boy, you said it!
谢谢你 Hey. Thank you.
我看起来怎样 How do I look?
你看起来像兰斯洛特 You look like Lancelot.
干得漂亮 孩子 Well done, my child.
谢谢你 Thank you...
把我儿子安全送回来 for bringing my son home safely.
看着自己的孩子长大成人 It's a strange thing...
是一件很奇妙的事情 seeing your boy become a man.
当时有很多狮子在追我们 There were lions chasing us.
真的很神奇 Yeah, it's crazy.
前一天才骑着恐龙穿行中央公园 One day, they're riding a dinosaur through Central Park,
第二天就在伊比沙打碟了 and then the next day they're DJ-ing in lbiza.
你竭力为我们家族效劳 You've served my family well.
我们会为你建一个堆满金银财宝的墓 We shall build a great tomb and bury you with many riches.
我会确保 你的器官 I, personally, will see to it that your organs are removed
被分装在塞满珠宝的罐子里 and placed in separate jewel-encrusted jars.
谢谢 Thank you.
就这么定了 Then we're agreed.
劳伦斯 Lawrence,
能跟你聊聊吗 may I have a word?
我和其他人商量了一下 The others and I have been talking.
阿卡曼拉属于他的家人 Ahkmenrah's place is here with his family.
他必须留在这里 He must remain here.
金碑也理应留在这里 孩子 And the Tablet should stay here as well, son.
这是它的归属地 铁人 This is where it belongs, Gigantor.
但是 Yeah, but it...
那就意味着你们也要留下了 That means you guys would have to stay.
我们属于纽约 We belong in New York.
但你们 Yeah, but if you...
如果你们走了 你们会 If you guys go, then you,
你们今晚之后就不会复活了 you won't be alive after tonight.
我们是博物馆的展品 小拉里 We're museum exhibits, Laredo.
我们本来就不会动 It's what we are.
大伙儿来看我们 Folks come to look at us,
也许能学到点东西 maybe learn a little something.
那就是活着了 兄弟 That's alive, man.
但我 But I'm...
我本该照顾好你们的 I'm supposed to take care of you guys.
你做到了 And you have.
没事的 劳伦斯 It's okay, Lawrence.
我们准备好了 We're ready.
可我没有 I'm not.
走吧 孩子 Let's go, son.
谢谢你让我回到家人的身边 拉里 Thank you for giving me back my family, Larry.
布克林的守卫者 Guardian of Brooklyn.
爸 如果我们现在出发 Dad, if we leave right now,
还能赶上飞机 we can still catch a flight,
趁着大家还清醒 get home with everyone still awake
在太阳出来前回到家 before the sun comes up.
好吧 Yeah, okay.
我们回家吧 Let's go home.
别紧张 拉里 It's all right, Larry.
我们已经达成共识了 We've reached something of an understanding.
-真的吗 -特利克西 坐下 - Really? - Trixey, sit.
不错哦 Wow! That's really good.
干得漂亮 兰斯 Good job, Lance.
谢谢 Thanks.
特利克西 听话 Trixey, behave.
好孩子 Good girl.
别动 Steady.
他根本就不听我说话 He never even listens to me.
但你 But you...
我感觉你真的有听我说话 I just feel like you really listen to me.
我们的心脏 It's like our hearts are
好像在同步跳动一样 in perfect sync with each other right now.
你感觉到 Um... Do you feel what...
抱歉 打扰了 你们的事 Sorry to interrupt whatever... is happening.
拉 大伙在外面等着呢 我们得走了 Uh, Laaa, the guys are waiting outside. We gotta go. Come on.
什么 不 What? No.
拉 留下 No! Laaa, stay!
我知道这听起来很荒唐 I know this sounds crazy,
但我们俩可以在英国好好过日子 but you and I could make a life together here in England.
拉 Laaa.
好吧 Wow. Okay. Um...
我永远也不会忘记你的 I will never forget you.
你是我遇到过最粗犷的男人 You are the most rugged man that I have ever, ever met.
发带就留给你吧 Keep the scrunchies.
拉 我们得走了 Okay, Laaa. We gotta go.
走吧 Come on.
你不说我也不会说的 I won't say anything if you won't.
我知道你很讨厌这份工作和这一切 Oh, I know you hate this job and everything,
但明晚之后 but tomorrow night,
将是最棒的工作 best job ever.
真的好安静 Sure is quiet around here.
没了金碑 这里就是个普通博物馆 Without the Tablet, it's just like any other museum.
你知道我最想念你们什么吗 You know what I'm gonna remember most about you?
什么 What?
你们的小身板儿 How big you guys are.
来抱抱 Come here.
抱一下 Hold me.
我的 My
朋友 friend.
你会说英语啊 You speak English?
听着 Hey, listen. Um...
在楼顶上的时候 当 Up there on the roof, when...
当你快 When you almost...
你懂的 Yeah.
我只是想你知道 I just want you to know...
我改变了我对事物的看法 I really changed my perspective on everything.
我知道我们的关系很奇怪 I know we have a weird...
我们时而亲近 时而疏远 We have this dynamic, we have this tension.
反复不断 Back and forth.
我指的是 游戏 你懂吧 I mean, games, right? You know?
我们制定了规矩 Roles that we put ourselves into,
可我们为什么要这样做呢 but why does it have to be that way?
我感觉 我们之间 I feel like there's always been a mutual
达成了一种互相尊重的共识 sort of respect for each other.
不管怎样 Anyway,
我会想你的 你知道吗 I'll miss you, you know?
好吧 没事 Okay. It's all right.
来吧 最后一巴掌 Go ahead. One last slap.
我也觉得我们早该亲了 Yeah, I felt that was there for a long time, too.
谢谢 Thank you.
谁能想到呢 Who would have ever thought?
我是蜡 她是聚氨酯 I'm wax, she's polyurethane.
但我们却相爱了 But somehow, it worked.
到此为止了 I guess this is it.
是啊 Indeed.
年轻的尼克一定会成就一番大事 And I know young Nick will do great things.
他 Yeah, he's, uh...
准备自己去迎接世界的洗礼 ready to take on the world all by himself.
你也完成了你的使命 Then you've done your job.
你完成了你的使命 You've done your job.
是时候开启下一段旅程了 It's time for your next adventure.
我完全不知道自己明天要干什么 I have no idea what I'm gonna do tomorrow.
那多激动人心啊 How exciting.
再见 泰迪 Bye, Teddy.
再见 劳伦斯 Farewell, Lawrence.
吓坏了吧 Got you!
笑一笑 孩子 Smile, my boy.
太阳出来了 It's sunrise.
-嘿 -你还好吗 - Hey. - Hey. You good?
-我很好 -那就好 - Yeah, I am. - Good.
还去伊比沙吗 So, lbiza?
关于当DJ的事 爸 Yeah. Uh. The whole DJ thing, Dad,
我也不知道它是否适合我 I don't know if that's the thing for me.
我只知道它是我接下来要做的事 I just know that it's the next thing.
在这之后 也许就上大学 After that, maybe college.
我也还在思考未来中 I'm figuring it all out, you know?
听起来不错 Sounds like a plan.
我该回妈妈那了 I should get back to Mom's, or something.
好吧 Okay.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 I love you, too.
抱一个 All right.
我不会放你走的 I'm not gonna let you go.
回见 Okay. I'll see you later.
三 年 后
三年了 都没见过拉里·戴利 Three years, no Larry Daley.
他牺牲自己 保住了我的工作 He was the one that took the fall for me, got me my job back.
我听说他去读书了 I heard he went back to school,
拿到了学位 当了一名教师 got his degree, became a teacher.
我很为他高兴 I'm very glad.
当他听到这次外展之后 Well, when he heard about this traveling exhibition.
拉里让我亲自己将这个给你 Larry insisted that I deliver this to you personally.
这块臭名昭著 据说会发光的魔力金碑 Ah! The infamous, supposedly magic, glowing Tablet.
拉里·戴利和他的童话故事 Larry Daley and his fanciful tales.
拉里说 我可以信任你 Larry said you could be trusted.
什么意思 What do you mean?
信任你能保守一个高级机密 With the top secret knowledge.
你干嘛 What are you doing?
-我在使眼色 -你那是眨眼 - I'm winking. - You're blinking.
我是两只眼睛同时使眼色 No, I wink with both eyes.
那就是眨眼 That's blinking.
那不是重点 重点是 It doesn't matter, because right now,
你最好给我做好准备了 you better get ready!
准备什么 For what?
这个 For this.
真的发光了 It does glow.
来吧 Come on.
抱歉 Sorry.
去吧 Go ahead.
好好玩玩 笨笨 Have fun-fun, Dum Dum.
留下 Stay!
我哪也不去 I'm not going anywhere.
留下 Stay!
我哪也不去 I'm not going anywhere!