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GOTTA RUN.

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[ GASPS ]

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GIVE UP, TOMMY.

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- YOU ARE JUST
DELAYING THE - INEVITABLE.

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GOTTA RUN SOME MORE!

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[ WHIMPERING ]

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RUN FASTER!

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AAH! OOF!

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OH!

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[ GASPS ]

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FOR THE LAST TIME...

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GET YOUR GRIMY BUTT BACK HOME!

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MOM SAYS YOU'VE GOT
TO GET IN THE TUB<i> NOW!</i>

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- >> BUT I DON'T
WANNA TAKE A - BATH.

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WELL, RUNNING AWAY'S NOT THE

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WAY TO DEAL WITH IT.

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AND COVER YOURSELF
UP, FOR PETE'S SAKE.

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DO YOU WANT EVERYONE IN THE

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WORLD TO SEE YOU
NAKED OR SOMETHING?

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[ LAUGHTER, JEERING ]

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[ Chanting ] TAKE A BATH!

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TAKE A BATH!

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OH, MAN.

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TAKE A BATH!

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- >> I DON'T WANNA, I DON'T.
- WANNA, I DON'T WANNA!

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WELL, YOU'RE GONNA.

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SO, GET IN THAT TUB NOW AND

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DON'T YOU COME OUT TILL YOU'RE

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SPRINKLY, SPARKLY CLEAN!

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OHHHH.

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I DON'T HEAR ANY SPLASHING!

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YOU HAD BETTER BE IN THAT WATER,

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TOMMY GILLIGAN.

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NEVER!

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SO HELP ME, IF I HAVE TO COME

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IN THERE, I'M GONNA SCRUB YOU

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- WITH A CHEESE GRATER,
YOU LITTLE - MUNCHKIN!

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OKAY, GRANDMA.

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- JUST DON'T COME IN...
- WAAH!

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[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

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THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

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N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!

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AAH!

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[ MOANING ]

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ARE YOU OKAY, KID?

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SPEAK TO ME, DARN IT!

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[ COUGHS ]

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OHHH.

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HUH?

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[ SAILORS MUTTERING ]

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WHERE AM I?

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WHY, YOU'RE ON BOARD
THE S.S. STINKYPANTS.

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[ Yodeling ] WAH-HOO-HOO!

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GO AHEAD.

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PULL IT.

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[ FARTS ]

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[ ALL LAUGHING ]

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- >> [ Imitating Captain Kirk
I - WHAT'S GOING ON HERE?

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CAPTAIN ON THE DECK!

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WHY HAS THE SHIP STOPPED?

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WE FOUND ANOTHER BOY DRIFTING

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IN THE BATHWATER, SIR.

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HE WAS ALMOST... CLEAN.

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[ ALL GASP ]

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BUT WE GOT HIM OUT JUST IN TIME.

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TIME?

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TIME IS SOMETHING WE DON'T HAVE,

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DR. MUDCOY.

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SHE'S RIGHT ON OUR TAIL, AND SHE

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WILL NOT REST UNTIL I,

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CAPTAIN JAMES P. DIRT, AND ALL

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OF YOU BOYS ARE SQUEAKY CLEAN!

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UM, EXCUSE ME.

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WHO'S "SHE"?

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WHO IS "SHE"?

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WHO... ARE... YOU?

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I AM THE JUSTICE THAT BRINGS

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JUSTICE TO THE JUSTICELESS KIDS

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NEEDING JUSTICE!

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I AM THE WHISPER THAT MAKES YOU

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SAY, "WHOA. NICE HAT."

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I AM THE TOMMY!

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[ HORN BLARES ]

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[ Laughing ] HEY, YOU CAN SEE.

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THAT KID'S BUTT!

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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♪ I SEE YOUR HEINIE
♪ ALL WHITE AND SHINY

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ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT!

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THAT'LL DO.

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JEEZ.

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- WHAT IS THE MATTER
WITH YOU - BOYS, ANYWAY?

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HERE, KID, COVER YOURSELF UP.

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I'M NOT RUNNING A NUDIST COLONY.

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MR. SLOP, ALL CREW
MEMBERS TO STATIONS.

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- I DON'T WANT<i> HER</i>
CATCHING UP TO - US.

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MR. PEEYOO, FULL SPEED AHEAD,

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AND STEER CLEAR OF THAT FOG OF

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SOAP BUBBLES TO PORT.

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HEY!

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YOU NEVER TOLD ME WHO "SHE" IS.

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MAYBE THE TOMMY CAN
HELP YOU DEFEAT HER.

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DEFEAT HER? OH, BOY!

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[ SQUAWKS ]

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YOU CAN'T DEFEAT HER.

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- YOU CAN ONLY RUN
FROM HER, YOU - FOOL.

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AHOY, CAPTAIN!

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THAR SHE QUACKS!

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QUAAAAACK!

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[ GASPS ]

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MOBY-DUCK!

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QUAAAACK!

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ALL HANDS TO
RUN-LIKE-COWARDS STATIONS.

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- MR. PEEYOO, ENGAGE
SCAREDY-CAT - DRIVE.

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- SPOTTY, I NEED SOME
WARP-FACTOR - RUN, NOW!

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[ Scottish accent ] I'M.

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GIVING HER ALL I CAN, CAPTAIN,

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BUT IT'LL TAKE AT LEAST FIVE

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MINUTES TO REACH THAT SPEED!

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WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

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IT'S JUST A BIG, DUMB
RUBBER... QUAAACK!

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[ ALL YELLING ]

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WHOA!

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OH, HELP ME!

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I'M GETTING CLEAN!

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QUAAACK!

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CAPTAIN, SHE'S SWINGING

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AROUND FOR ANOTHER ATTACK!

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- WE CAN'T TAKE
ANOTHER HIT LIKE - THAT!

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QUICK!

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EVERYBODY HIDE!

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[ ALL YELLING ]

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OH, FORGET YOU GUYS.

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HUH?

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TOMMY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

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SEEING IF A DUCK
WANTS TO PLAY CHICKEN.

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GET IT?

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DUCK... CHICKEN?

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- [ LAUGHING ]
- OH, WOW.

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I GOTTA TELL HOAGIE THAT ONE.

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SWEET MOTHER OF DIRT!

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HE'S GONNA RAM HER!

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WE'LL ALL BE DUNKED
IN THE BATHWATER!

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[ ALL SCREAMING ]

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QUAAAAAAACK!

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AAAAAH!

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[ GRUNTS ]

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[ ALL YELLING ]

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WHOA!

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WHOO-HOO-HOO!

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QUAAAAAAAACK!

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QUAAAAACK!

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QUACK.

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QUAAAACK.

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[ SQUEAKS ]

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[ Softly ] QUAAACK.

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[ RAPID SQUEAKING ]

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I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

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YOU DID IT, TOMMY.

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OH, IT WAS NOTHING.

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JUST ANOTHER DAY
SAVED BY... THE TOMMY!

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[ HORN BLARES ]

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CHEEKS AHOY!

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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OHH.

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ALL RIGHT, ALREADY!

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CAN'T YOU LITTLE MONGRELS LAUGH

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AT ANYTHING ELSE?

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HONESTLY.

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YOU KNOW, TOMMY, THE SENIOR

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OFFICERS AND I ARE HAVING DINNER

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IN MY CABIN TONIGHT.

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WHY DON'T YOU COME ALONG.

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WHAT DO YOU SAY?

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I'D SAY... THIS STINKS.

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[ LAUGHTER ]

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WASH DISHES

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WITHOUT SOAP AND WATER?

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SOAP AND WATER?

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NOT ON<i> MY</i> SHIP, BUSTER.

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- JUST DIG IN THERE WITH YOUR -
FINGERNAILS, AND THAT CHICKEN

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FAT WILL RUB RIGHT OFF.

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NOW, THEN, MR. SLOP, ENLIGHTEN

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US AS TO OUR TACTICAL SITUATION.

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LESS THAN IDEAL, CAPTAIN.

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BASED ON OUR COURSE, IT APPEARS

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MOBY-DUCK IS TRYING TO FORCE

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THIS SHIP TOWARDS A DEAD END.

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THE OTHER END OF THE TUB?!

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WE'LL BE SUCKED DOWN THE GREAT

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DRAIN FOR SURE IF WE GO THERE!

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THEN IT LOOKS LIKE
THE JIG IS UP, BOYS.

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THERE'S JUST
NOWHERE LEFT TO RUN.

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SO,<i> DON'T</i> RUN!

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WELL, WALKING'S NOT
GONNA HELP US, KID.

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I MEAN, DON'T RUN AWAY!

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MY BIG BROTHER ONCE TOLD ME THAT

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RUNNING AWAY ISN'T THE WAY TO

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DEAL WITH THINGS.

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SO I SAY, LET'S NOT RUN FROM

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THAT DUMB DUCK.

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LET'S FIGHT IT INSTEAD!

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FIGHT MOBY-DUCK?

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HE'S CRAZY!

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LET'S THROW HIM OVERBOARD!

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ENOUGH!

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TOMMY'S RIGHT.

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IF WE OUTSMARTED THAT DUCK ONCE,

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THEN, BY ALL THAT'S FILTHY, WE

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CAN DO IT AGAIN.

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AND I'M TIRED OF RUNNING,

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TIRED OF WAKING UP EVERY DAY

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WONDERING IF THIS IS THE DAY I'M

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SCRUBBED CLEAN.

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WELL, NO MORE.

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TOMORROW... WE ROAST THAT DUCK!

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ROAST THE DUCK!

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[ Chanting ] ROAST THE DUCK!

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ROAST THE DUCK!

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QUACK!

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QUAAAAAAAAAACK!!

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N-O-O-O-O-O-OW!

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[ ALL YELLING ]

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GET THE DUCK!

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TAKE THIS, YOU
MISERABLE MALLARD!

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QUAAAACK!

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NOW, TOMMY!

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NOW, DR. MUDCOY!

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DARN IT, JIM... I'M A DOCTOR,

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NOT A DUCK HUNTER!

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JUST DO IT!

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[ GRUNTS ]

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QUAACK!

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QUAAACK!

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QUACK!

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QUACK, QUAACK!

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[ ALL CHEERING ]

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QUACK!

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KEEP ROWING, BOYS.

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WE'LL SEND HER
DOWN THE GREAT DRAIN!

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NOT... WITHOUT... YOU!

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[ GASPS ]

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MUH-MUH-MUH... MOM?

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THERE'S NOWHERE
LEFT TO RUN, JIMMY!

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AFTER 36 YEARS, YOU ARE TAKING A

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BATH IF IT'S THE
LAST THING I DO!

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[ ALL SCREAMING ]

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NO, MOM!

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NO! I DON'T WANNA!

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- [ CRYING ]
- >> COME ON!

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WE'VE GOT TO SAVE THE CAPTAIN!

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[ ALL YELLING ]

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HELP ME, TOMMY.

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I DON'T WANT TO BE UNSTINKY!

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ROW!

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[ GRUNTING IN UNISON ]

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IT'S WORKING!

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KEEP ROWING!!

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OH, NO, YOU DON'T!

261
00:09:42,233 --> 00:09:44,927
[ GRUNTING ]

262
00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:47,667
HANG... ON!

263
00:09:47,733 --> 00:09:49,294
[ STRAINING ]

264
00:09:49,318 --> 00:09:50,900
[ ALL GRUNTING ]

265
00:09:50,967 --> 00:09:53,100
HANG... AAH!

266
00:09:53,167 --> 00:09:56,700
HEY, LOOK... YOU CAN
SEE TOMMY'S TUSHY!

267
00:09:56,767 --> 00:09:58,427
[ LAUGHTER ]

268
00:09:58,451 --> 00:10:01,844
♪ I SEE YOUR HEINIE
♪ ALL BRIGHT AND SHINY

269
00:10:01,868 --> 00:10:03,533
KNOCK IT OFF, YOU IMBECILES!

270
00:10:03,600 --> 00:10:08,133
KEEP ROWING, OR
WE'RE ALL DOOMED!

271
00:10:08,200 --> 00:10:10,633
LOOKS LIKE A FULL MOON TONIGHT!

272
00:10:10,700 --> 00:10:11,911
[ LAUGHTER ]

273
00:10:11,935 --> 00:10:13,167
OHH!

274
00:10:13,233 --> 00:10:14,333
YOU, THERE!

275
00:10:14,400 --> 00:10:16,144
YOU PUT SOME PANTS ON THIS

276
00:10:16,168 --> 00:10:17,933
INSTANT, YOUNG MAN!

277
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,700
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

278
00:10:19,767 --> 00:10:21,000
AAH!

279
00:10:21,067 --> 00:10:22,633
AAAAAAH!

280
00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:25,000
N-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!

281
00:10:25,067 --> 00:10:28,567
SO WARM AND SOAPY-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y!

282
00:10:28,633 --> 00:10:30,194
[ WATER BUBBLING ]

283
00:10:30,218 --> 00:10:33,433
NOW<i> WE'RE</i> CAUGHT
IN THE WHIRLPOOL!

284
00:10:33,500 --> 00:10:35,433
WHOA!

285
00:10:35,500 --> 00:10:36,867
OHHHHHHHHH!

286
00:10:36,933 --> 00:10:40,467
AAAAAAAH!

287
00:10:40,533 --> 00:10:42,194
[ WHIMPERING ]

288
00:10:42,218 --> 00:10:44,900
TOMMY, WHAT ARE
YOU DOING IN THERE?

289
00:10:44,967 --> 00:10:48,233
YOU HAD BETTER BE
WASHING, YOUNG MAN!

290
00:10:48,300 --> 00:10:49,500
NEVER!!

291
00:10:49,567 --> 00:10:51,061
[ SQUEAK ]

292
00:10:51,085 --> 00:10:52,600
[ SQUAWKS ]

293
00:10:52,667 --> 00:10:55,033
YOU LITTLE RUNT!

294
00:10:55,100 --> 00:10:56,733
DO I HAVE TO COME IN THERE?

295
00:10:56,800 --> 00:10:58,133
IT'S OKAY, GRANDMA.

296
00:10:58,200 --> 00:10:59,033
I'M WASHING.

297
00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:00,300
JUST DON'T COME IN!

298
00:11:00,367 --> 00:11:04,000
THE TOMMY BATHES ALONE!

299
00:11:04,067 --> 00:11:05,133
HAH!

300
00:11:05,200 --> 00:11:07,200
THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.

301
00:11:31,300 --> 00:11:33,000
KIDS NEXT DOOR... S.T.O.R.K.

302
00:11:33,067 --> 00:11:35,261
SPEEDILY TRANSPORTS OPERATIVES

303
00:11:35,285 --> 00:11:37,500
RESCUING KIDDIES.

304
00:11:37,567 --> 00:11:38,500
ALL RIGHT, TEAM.

305
00:11:38,567 --> 00:11:39,933
LISTEN UP.

306
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:41,477
MY SUSPICIONS HAVE RECENTLY BEEN

307
00:11:41,501 --> 00:11:43,000
CONFIRMED... BABIES DON'T JUST

308
00:11:43,067 --> 00:11:44,733
MAGICALLY APPEAR IN HOSPITALS.

309
00:11:44,800 --> 00:11:46,261
THEY ARE SYSTEMATICALLY

310
00:11:46,285 --> 00:11:47,767
KIDNAPPED BY EVIL ADULTS AND

311
00:11:47,833 --> 00:11:49,210
THEN PLACED IN SO-CALLED

312
00:11:49,234 --> 00:11:50,633
NURSERIES, WHERE THEY'RE

313
00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:52,044
SUBJECTED TO INSIDIOUS

314
00:11:52,068 --> 00:11:53,433
EXPERIMENTS, TURNING THEM

315
00:11:53,500 --> 00:11:55,077
DIRECTLY INTO ADULTS AND

316
00:11:55,101 --> 00:11:56,700
TERMINATING THEIR ONLY CHANCE AT

317
00:11:56,767 --> 00:11:58,133
GLORIOUS CHILDHOOD.

318
00:11:58,200 --> 00:12:00,111
SO, IT'S UP TO US TO LIBERATE

319
00:12:00,135 --> 00:12:02,067
THESE BABIES FROM THE INSIDIOUS

320
00:12:02,133 --> 00:12:04,600
ADULT LABORATORIES.

321
00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:06,494
[ HUMMING ]

322
00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:08,367
WOW!

323
00:12:08,433 --> 00:12:09,767
HOLD ON, KIDS.

324
00:12:09,833 --> 00:12:11,867
YOU CAN'T JUST GO... OHH!

325
00:12:11,933 --> 00:12:12,633
OH!

326
00:12:12,700 --> 00:12:15,833
DR. LUMPKINS, LINE ONE.

327
00:12:15,900 --> 00:12:17,594
[ ALL YELLING ]

328
00:12:17,618 --> 00:12:22,811
HEY, WHAT'S THE... [ GRUNTS ]

329
00:12:22,835 --> 00:12:26,267
[ GRUNTING ]

330
00:12:26,333 --> 00:12:27,844
[ GRUNTS ]

331
00:12:27,868 --> 00:12:29,400
THAT DOES IT FOR CROWD CONTROL.

332
00:12:29,467 --> 00:12:31,533
WHAT'S GOING ON?

333
00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,311
NUMBUH 2, PREPARE FOR BABY

334
00:12:33,335 --> 00:12:36,000
LIBERATION IN
T-MINUS 10 SECONDS.

335
00:12:36,067 --> 00:12:38,467
HELLO!

336
00:12:44,567 --> 00:12:46,533
GET ALONG, LITTLE BABIES!

337
00:12:46,600 --> 00:12:50,000
YEE-HAW!

338
00:12:50,067 --> 00:12:52,167
WHEEE!

339
00:12:52,233 --> 00:12:54,000
[ BELCHES ]

340
00:12:55,800 --> 00:12:57,133
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]

341
00:12:58,200 --> 00:12:59,733
OH, MAN!

342
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,161
WHY DO WE HAVE TO PUT THE STINKY

343
00:13:01,185 --> 00:13:02,567
BABIES IN<i> MY</i> ROOM?

344
00:13:02,633 --> 00:13:04,027
WE ALL HAVE TO MAKE

345
00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,467
SACRIFICES IN THE WAR AGAINST

346
00:13:05,533 --> 00:13:07,167
ADULT TYRANNY, NUMBUH 4.

347
00:13:07,233 --> 00:13:08,767
OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T!

348
00:13:08,833 --> 00:13:10,560
YOU GUYS ACTUALLY WENT AHEAD AND

349
00:13:10,584 --> 00:13:12,333
DID THAT BABY MISSION?

350
00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:14,300
BUT THEY WERE KIDDY-NAPPED!

351
00:13:14,367 --> 00:13:16,700
THOSE BABIES WEREN'T KIDNAPPED.

352
00:13:16,767 --> 00:13:19,433
WELL, EXCEPT BY YOU GUYS.

353
00:13:19,500 --> 00:13:21,900
BABIES ARE<i> SUPPOSED</i>
TO BE IN HOSPITALS!

354
00:13:21,967 --> 00:13:23,611
WE DON'T NEED TO HEAR ANY

355
00:13:23,635 --> 00:13:25,900
MORE OF YOUR INSANE
THEORIES, NUMBUH 5.

356
00:13:25,967 --> 00:13:27,333
LOOK.

357
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:29,044
MY OLDER BROTHER HAS A COUPLE OF

358
00:13:29,068 --> 00:13:32,167
KIDS, AND THEY WERE
BORN IN A HOSPITAL.

359
00:13:32,233 --> 00:13:33,977
BESIDES, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO

360
00:13:34,001 --> 00:13:35,767
WITH A BUNCH OF BABIES, ANYWAY?

361
00:13:35,833 --> 00:13:37,794
WELL, ONCE NUMBUH 2 FINISHES

362
00:13:37,818 --> 00:13:39,800
FORGING THEIR NEW IDENTITIES,

363
00:13:39,867 --> 00:13:41,644
THESE BABIES WILL BE SET FREE

364
00:13:41,668 --> 00:13:44,767
AND INTEGRATED
BACK INTO KID SOCIETY.

365
00:13:44,833 --> 00:13:46,060
THAT WAY, THEY'LL BE FREE TO

366
00:13:46,084 --> 00:13:47,333
EXPERIENCE ALL THE FUN OF

367
00:13:47,400 --> 00:13:48,827
KID-DOM, INSTEAD OF BEING A

368
00:13:48,851 --> 00:13:50,300
SLAVE TO THE AGE-CHANGING

369
00:13:50,367 --> 00:13:52,533
EXPERIMENTS OF ADULTS.

370
00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,694
YOU REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHERE

371
00:13:54,718 --> 00:13:56,833
BABIES COME FROM, DO YOU?

372
00:13:56,900 --> 00:13:58,333
OF COURSE I DO.

373
00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,233
THEY COME FROM BABY EGGS.

374
00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:01,900
ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.

375
00:14:01,967 --> 00:14:04,600
I'M GONNA TELL YOU STRAIGHT UP.

376
00:14:04,667 --> 00:14:07,361
BABIES COME FROM...

377
00:14:07,385 --> 00:14:10,100
[ BABIES CRYING, SCREAMING ]

378
00:14:10,167 --> 00:14:12,133
OH, NICE, NUMBUH 5.

379
00:14:12,200 --> 00:14:14,067
YOU'VE MADE THEM CRY.

380
00:14:14,133 --> 00:14:14,833
ME?

381
00:14:14,900 --> 00:14:16,033
FINE.

382
00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:17,627
YOU TRY AND TAKE CARE OF THEM BY

383
00:14:17,651 --> 00:14:19,200
YOURSELF, THEN.

384
00:14:19,267 --> 00:14:20,133
WE WILL.

385
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,300
WON'T WE, GUYS?

386
00:14:21,367 --> 00:14:22,967
DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!

387
00:14:23,033 --> 00:14:25,400
I SAID, "STOP CRYING NOW"!

388
00:14:25,467 --> 00:14:26,900
I CAN HELP.

389
00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,733
I SPEAK BABY.

390
00:14:28,800 --> 00:14:30,567
DAH-BOO-GEH-BAH-DAH.

391
00:14:30,633 --> 00:14:32,167
GAH JAH GOO-GOO BAH-BAH.

392
00:14:32,233 --> 00:14:33,333
GAGA GOOGOO.

393
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:34,567
OOH!

394
00:14:34,633 --> 00:14:35,633
GOO-GOO GAH GOO.

395
00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:37,133
GOO-GAH-BAH-GOO-BOO-DEE.

396
00:14:37,200 --> 00:14:37,967
UH-HUH.

397
00:14:38,033 --> 00:14:39,833
DAH-DAH-GOOJOOGOO-BOOGAH-DAH.

398
00:14:39,900 --> 00:14:41,644
JACKSON SAYS HE WANTS TO PLAY

399
00:14:41,668 --> 00:14:44,767
WITH MY I-SMELL-A-STINKY
RAINBOW MONKEY.

400
00:14:44,833 --> 00:14:46,594
AND SOMETHING ABOUT RUBBING TUNA

401
00:14:46,618 --> 00:14:48,400
FISH UNDER HIS ARMPITS.

402
00:14:48,467 --> 00:14:50,427
[ BABIES CRYING ]

403
00:14:50,451 --> 00:14:52,433
COME ON, BABIES!

404
00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:53,867
STOP CRYING, PLEASE!

405
00:14:53,933 --> 00:14:54,733
LOOK!

406
00:14:54,800 --> 00:14:57,100
I'M DANCING AROUND LIKE A MORON.

407
00:14:57,167 --> 00:14:59,667
TAKE THIS CANDY
AND PIPE DOWN, KID!

408
00:14:59,733 --> 00:15:01,567
WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "GRAPE"?

409
00:15:01,633 --> 00:15:03,400
YOU SAID YOU WANTED ROOT BEER.

410
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:05,000
COME ON, COME ON!

411
00:15:05,067 --> 00:15:07,667
WHERE ARE THE
BATTERIES IN THESE THINGS?

412
00:15:07,733 --> 00:15:09,367
GIVE ME THAT.

413
00:15:09,433 --> 00:15:10,100
SHH.

414
00:15:10,167 --> 00:15:12,333
IT'S OKAY, LITTLE BABY.

415
00:15:12,400 --> 00:15:16,733
♪ HUSH, MY BABY
♪ DON'T CRY A PEEP

416
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:19,811
♪ THE MOON'S IN THE SKY

417
00:15:19,835 --> 00:15:22,867
♪ LET'S COUNT THE SHEEP

418
00:15:22,933 --> 00:15:26,160
♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR

419
00:15:26,184 --> 00:15:32,977
♪ I SAID, HUSH,
SHUSH, SHHH, SNORE ♪

420
00:15:33,001 --> 00:15:36,500
♪ NOT WAH, BLAH, RAH, OR ROAR

421
00:15:36,567 --> 00:15:39,877
♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR

422
00:15:39,901 --> 00:15:46,977
♪ I SAID, HUSH,
SHUSH, SHHH, SNORE ♪

423
00:15:47,001 --> 00:15:50,700
♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR

424
00:15:50,767 --> 00:15:58,767
♪ SLEEP TIGHT, NOT
A SOUND ♪ TILL MORN

425
00:16:01,433 --> 00:16:02,927
WELL, LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE

426
00:16:02,951 --> 00:16:04,467
EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL HERE,

427
00:16:04,533 --> 00:16:05,810
SO I'll JUST GO SEE HOW.

428
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:07,133
NUMBUH 2 IS DOING ON THOSE

429
00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,533
PAPERS FOR THE BABIES.

430
00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,261
AND I'VE GOT TO FIND MY

431
00:16:10,285 --> 00:16:11,967
I-SMELL-A-STINKY RAINBOW MONKEY.

432
00:16:12,033 --> 00:16:15,467
AND I'VE GOT TO GO...
DO... SOMETHING...

433
00:16:15,533 --> 00:16:16,467
UH, NOT HERE!

434
00:16:16,533 --> 00:16:17,533
WAAH!

435
00:16:17,567 --> 00:16:18,833
HUH.

436
00:16:18,900 --> 00:16:20,394
I NEED TO GET YOU KIDS BACK TO

437
00:16:20,418 --> 00:16:21,933
YOUR MAMAS IN THE HOSPITAL

438
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:24,333
BEFORE THEY WAKE
UP IN THE MORNING.

439
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,344
BUT NUMBUH 1 WOULD KILL ME IF I

440
00:16:26,368 --> 00:16:28,333
WENT AGAINST ORDERS.

441
00:16:28,400 --> 00:16:29,767
HMMM.

442
00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:34,333
AWW, THEY'RE SO CUTE, NUMBUH 2!

443
00:16:34,400 --> 00:16:36,427
YEAH, THE BABIES WILL GO

444
00:16:36,451 --> 00:16:39,833
TOTALLY UNDETECTED,
AND THEY CAN DRIVE!

445
00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:41,400
HOLY CRUD!

446
00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:44,133
THE BRATS... THEY'RE GONE!

447
00:16:44,200 --> 00:16:45,300
IT'S NUMBUH 5.

448
00:16:45,367 --> 00:16:47,800
SHE'S TAKING THEM
BACK TO THE HOSPITAL.

449
00:16:47,867 --> 00:16:49,000
QUICK... TO THE HANGAR!

450
00:16:50,500 --> 00:16:51,533
THERE THEY ARE!

451
00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:52,967
BUT WHERE'S NUMBUH 5?

452
00:16:53,033 --> 00:16:54,433
I BET SHE FLED.

453
00:16:54,500 --> 00:16:56,777
I NEVER REALIZED SHE WAS SUCH A

454
00:16:56,801 --> 00:16:59,633
SUPERDUPER BIG
STINKING PILE OF TREASON.

455
00:16:59,700 --> 00:17:00,900
NUMBUH 1!

456
00:17:00,967 --> 00:17:02,544
YOU SHOULDN'T SPEAK LIKE THAT IN

457
00:17:02,568 --> 00:17:04,167
FRONT OF THE BABIES.

458
00:17:04,233 --> 00:17:05,733
WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL?

459
00:17:05,800 --> 00:17:07,600
THEY CAN'T UNDERSTAND ANYWAY.

460
00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:08,933
NO, SHE'S RIGHT.

461
00:17:09,000 --> 00:17:11,900
YOU REALLY SHOULD
WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE.

462
00:17:11,967 --> 00:17:13,694
[ LAUGHS EVILLY ]

463
00:17:13,718 --> 00:17:15,467
[ ALL GASP ]

464
00:17:15,533 --> 00:17:16,967
BLAH, BLAH, BLUH, BLAH!

465
00:17:17,033 --> 00:17:19,567
BUH, BUH, AH-WUH-WUH-WAH.

466
00:17:19,633 --> 00:17:21,177
NUMBUH 5 SAYS SHE WANTS HER

467
00:17:21,201 --> 00:17:22,767
EGGS COOKED OVER EASY.

468
00:17:22,833 --> 00:17:24,300
ALL RIGHT, YOU SHRIMP.

469
00:17:24,367 --> 00:17:26,477
- WHAT HAPPENED TO
NUMBUH 5's - TEETH?

470
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:28,767
ISN'T IT OBVIOUS, SHERLOCK?

471
00:17:28,833 --> 00:17:30,894
US BABIES CAN'T EAT REAL FOOD OR

472
00:17:30,918 --> 00:17:34,100
TALK, BUT WITH TEETH,
WE CAN END ALL THAT!

473
00:17:34,167 --> 00:17:36,867
AND WE HAVE YOU TO
THANK FOR LIBERATING US!

474
00:17:36,933 --> 00:17:38,377
[ CHUCKLES EVILLY ]

475
00:17:38,401 --> 00:17:39,867
SOON, ANKLE-BITERS EVERYWHERE

476
00:17:39,933 --> 00:17:41,744
WILL NO LONGER BE TREATED LIKE

477
00:17:41,768 --> 00:17:43,600
BABIES, AND WE WILL NO LONGER

478
00:17:43,667 --> 00:17:46,277
TOLERATE BABY TALK FROM STUPID

479
00:17:46,301 --> 00:17:48,933
ADULTS LIKE YOU!

480
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,361
[ CACKLES EVILLY ]

481
00:17:51,385 --> 00:17:53,767
[ SPLASH ]

482
00:17:53,833 --> 00:17:55,344
[ SQUISH ]

483
00:17:55,368 --> 00:17:56,900
PARDON ME.

484
00:17:56,967 --> 00:18:02,800
ANKLE-BITERS... BATTLE STATIONS!

485
00:18:07,933 --> 00:18:09,744
- [ TIRES SQUEAL ] -
>> INCOMING FORMULA!

486
00:18:17,033 --> 00:18:18,427
[ GRUNTS ]

487
00:18:18,451 --> 00:18:20,700
KIDS NEXT DOOR,
BATTLE STA... OHH!

488
00:18:20,767 --> 00:18:22,600
WAY AHEAD OF YOU, NUMBUH 1.

489
00:18:22,667 --> 00:18:24,500
LET'S PUT THESE BABIES TO BED.

490
00:18:24,567 --> 00:18:28,600
NOT BEFORE THEIR
SPANKING, NUMBUH 2.

491
00:18:28,667 --> 00:18:30,244
[ ALL YELLING ]

492
00:18:30,268 --> 00:18:31,867
OHHH!

493
00:18:31,933 --> 00:18:33,200
WHO'S A GOOD BABY?

494
00:18:33,267 --> 00:18:34,267
YOU ARE! NUMBUH 3!

495
00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:35,833
LOOK OUT! AAAAH!

496
00:18:36,567 --> 00:18:39,044
[ GASPS ]

497
00:18:39,068 --> 00:18:41,567
I'll SAVE YOU, BABY!

498
00:18:41,633 --> 00:18:42,667
OHH!

499
00:18:42,733 --> 00:18:44,167
N-O-O-O-O-O!

500
00:18:44,233 --> 00:18:45,800
HANG ON, NUMBUH 5.

501
00:18:45,867 --> 00:18:47,611
[ GRUNTING ]

502
00:18:47,635 --> 00:18:49,400
ONLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE

503
00:18:49,467 --> 00:18:50,633
I CATCH YOU, TWERP.

504
00:18:50,700 --> 00:18:52,494
AND YOU'RE GONNA BE CRYING TO

505
00:18:52,518 --> 00:18:54,333
YOUR MAMA WHEN I DO!

506
00:18:54,400 --> 00:18:55,167
WHOA!

507
00:18:55,233 --> 00:18:56,967
BABY-DROOL SLICK!

508
00:18:57,033 --> 00:18:57,667
WAH!

509
00:18:57,733 --> 00:18:59,510
- [ CRASH ]
- AAH!

510
00:18:59,600 --> 00:19:00,600
NO! GET OFF!

511
00:19:01,467 --> 00:19:02,877
[ GROANING ]

512
00:19:02,901 --> 00:19:04,333
ALL RIGHT.

513
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:07,367
WHERE'D THAT BABY GO?

514
00:19:07,433 --> 00:19:09,377
- [ FARTING ]
- AAH!

515
00:19:09,467 --> 00:19:10,667
I'M HIT!

516
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:14,633
EVERYTHING'S GOING STINKY!

517
00:19:18,533 --> 00:19:21,400
I'M COMING, BABY!

518
00:19:21,467 --> 00:19:22,977
- [ GRUNTS ]
- PHEW.

519
00:19:23,067 --> 00:19:25,367
THAT WAS CLOSE, WASN'T IT?

520
00:19:25,433 --> 00:19:26,233
OOF!

521
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:27,400
HUH?

522
00:19:27,467 --> 00:19:30,411
OOOH... [ CHUCKLES ]

523
00:19:30,435 --> 00:19:32,067
BLAH, BLAH, BAH-BAH!

524
00:19:32,133 --> 00:19:33,700
BLAH, BLAH, BAH-BAH-BAH!

525
00:19:33,767 --> 00:19:35,094
ARE YOU TRYING TO APOLOGIZE

526
00:19:35,118 --> 00:19:36,467
FOR DISOBEYING ORDERS?

527
00:19:36,533 --> 00:19:37,200
MNH-MNH.

528
00:19:37,267 --> 00:19:39,100
BAH-BAH-BAH BAHH!

529
00:19:39,167 --> 00:19:42,600
TIME FOR YOUR
CHECKUP, CHROME-DOME.

530
00:19:42,667 --> 00:19:44,344
YOUR TEAMMATES HAVE ALREADY

531
00:19:44,368 --> 00:19:46,067
GIVEN TO THE TOOTH FAIRY.

532
00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:49,133
NOW, HAND OVER
THOSE PEARLY WHITES!

533
00:19:49,200 --> 00:19:51,267
WHOA!

534
00:19:51,333 --> 00:19:54,133
NOW I'M ANGRY.

535
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:57,167
ANKLE-BITERS, ASSEMBLE!

536
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:02,900
BLUH, BOO, BLAHHH!

537
00:20:02,967 --> 00:20:05,144
- >> LOOK, THIS IS NO
TIME FOR - CHARADES.

538
00:20:05,233 --> 00:20:07,110
- WE NEED A PL...
- WAAAH!

539
00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:11,033
NUMBUH 5, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

540
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:13,177
[ ALARM RINGS ]

541
00:20:13,201 --> 00:20:15,300
NUMBUH 5, IS THIS REALLY AN

542
00:20:15,367 --> 00:20:17,567
APPROPRIATE TIME FOR MILKSHAKES?

543
00:20:24,000 --> 00:20:25,167
NOW I GET IT.

544
00:20:25,233 --> 00:20:26,900
ROCK THE BABIES TO SLEEP.

545
00:20:26,967 --> 00:20:30,233
OH, THAT'S BRILLI... WHOA!

546
00:20:30,300 --> 00:20:32,733
HE-E-E-E-RE'S JACKSON!

547
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:35,500
ANY MORE BRILLIANT IDEAS?

548
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:38,533
HEY! WHAT ARE
YOU... PLOO! PLECH!

549
00:20:38,600 --> 00:20:40,267
A MICROPHONE?

550
00:20:40,333 --> 00:20:43,900
♪ BAH BAH, BAH BAH,
BAH-BAH-BAH-BAH ♪

551
00:20:43,967 --> 00:20:44,967
BLEH BLAH BOH!

552
00:20:45,000 --> 00:20:46,000
ME? SING?

553
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:47,300
UH, NO.

554
00:20:47,367 --> 00:20:48,900
NO, I DON'T SING.

555
00:20:48,967 --> 00:20:52,033
AAAH, OH-OHH!

556
00:20:52,100 --> 00:20:56,594
UH... UH... [ Off-key
I ♪ HUSH, MY BABY

557
00:20:56,618 --> 00:21:00,877
♪ DON'T CRY A PEEP ♪
THE MOON'S IN THE SKY

558
00:21:00,901 --> 00:21:06,094
♪ LET'S COUNT THE
SHEEP [ FEEDBACK ]

559
00:21:06,118 --> 00:21:09,367
♪ ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR

560
00:21:09,433 --> 00:21:12,460
♪ HUSH, SHOOSH, SHHH, SNORE

561
00:21:12,484 --> 00:21:18,727
♪ I SAID, HUSH,
SHOOSH, SHUSH, SNORE ♪

562
00:21:18,751 --> 00:21:24,094
♪ HUSH, SHUSH, SHOOSH,
SNORE ♪ SHUSH! HUSH!

563
00:21:24,118 --> 00:21:26,267
♪ SN-O-O-ORE

564
00:21:26,333 --> 00:21:27,977
- >> [ SNORING
] - >> I-I DID IT!

565
00:21:28,067 --> 00:21:29,000
HAH-HAH!

566
00:21:29,067 --> 00:21:31,110
- COME ON, YOU WANT
TO HEAR SOME - MORE?

567
00:21:31,200 --> 00:21:36,100
UH... ♪ HUSH, SHUSH,
SHOOSH, SNORE SEE?

568
00:21:36,167 --> 00:21:39,000
I MADE THEM FALL ASLEEP
RIGHT ON THE FLOOR.

569
00:21:39,067 --> 00:21:41,533
THEY'RE NOT SLEEPING,
ROCK-TONSILS!

570
00:21:41,600 --> 00:21:44,133
YOUR LOUSY SINGING
KNOCKED THEM OUT!

571
00:21:44,200 --> 00:21:46,067
OH, COME ON, NUMBUH 5.

572
00:21:46,133 --> 00:21:48,133
ONE MORE SONG.

573
00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:53,427
[ BABIES YELLING ]

574
00:21:53,451 --> 00:21:54,567
[ THUDDING ]

575
00:21:54,633 --> 00:21:56,644
[ TIRES SCREECH ]

576
00:21:56,668 --> 00:21:58,700
[ BABIES WAILING ]

577
00:21:58,767 --> 00:22:00,267
SO, NUMBUH 1...

578
00:22:00,333 --> 00:22:02,767
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME EARLIER?

579
00:22:02,833 --> 00:22:05,867
A SUPERDUPER STINKING PILE OF...

580
00:22:05,933 --> 00:22:07,560
[ LAUGHS NERVOUSLY ]

581
00:22:07,584 --> 00:22:09,233
WELL, UM, UH, SO, NUMBUH 5,

582
00:22:09,300 --> 00:22:11,394
WHY DON'T YOU FINALLY TELL US...

583
00:22:11,418 --> 00:22:13,533
WHERE<i> DO</i> BABIES COME FROM?

584
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:17,000
YOU GUYS REALLY WANT TO KNOW?

585
00:22:17,067 --> 00:22:18,467
[ Laughing ] OKAY.

586
00:22:18,533 --> 00:22:22,633
GET THIS... BABIES COME FROM...

587
00:22:25,733 --> 00:22:28,300
5... 4... 3... 2... 1.

588
00:22:28,367 --> 00:22:30,900
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

589
00:22:30,967 --> 00:22:33,111
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]

590
00:22:33,135 --> 00:22:35,300
UGGGGGH!

591
00:22:35,367 --> 00:22:36,533
OHHH!

592
00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:40,167
EWW, EWW, EWW, EWW, EWW, EWW!

593
00:22:42,933 --> 00:22:45,600
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR
♪ KIDS NEXT DOOR

594
00:22:45,667 --> 00:22:47,527
[ ELECTRIC GUITAR SOLO ]

595
00:22:47,551 --> 00:22:49,433
WAIT A SECOND.

596
00:22:49,500 --> 00:22:50,967
THAT'S PREPOSTEROUS!

597
00:22:51,033 --> 00:22:53,633
BABIES DON'T COME
FROM NEW JERSEY!

598
00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:55,700
THEY COME FROM PHILADELPHIA.


