華盛頓
沒 一切都好 Well, just great!
就是一些 No, not the presentation That's terrible.
白癡 撞上我了 Some idiot just hit me.
啊你知道這要花多少錢 Ugh Do you realize how much this is going to cost
你賠不起 但是…… Not in money, which i have plenty of, but in...
什麼鬼... What the...
離我遠點 滾開 Get away from me! Get away!
救命 來個人救我 Help me Someone help!
滾開 Stay away!
你在做什麼 Ah! What are you doing
救命 救我 -Look out! Help me!
神奇女俠 救我 帶我離開 Wonder woman! Save me! Save me from them!
離開什麼 From whom
惡魔 你沒看見他們嗎 Demons They're everywhere Don't you see them
我只看到了你 I see only one.
我問你最後一次 I'll ask you one last time.
你對我的家人都做了什麼 What did you do with my family
史蒂文 是我 格洛裏亞 我是你的妻子 Steven, it's me, Gloria! I'm your wife.
這些都是我們的孩子 These are our children.
你不是我的家人 You're not my family!
你殺了他們 You killed them, just like the others.
我要為他們報仇 Now it's your turn.
今晚沒有人會死 No one's dying here tonight.
你不能這麼做 It's not me you should be stopping.
他們是怪物 It's them Look at them!
你看清楚了嗎 Look at them!
他們與我的鄰居一樣 It's just like the neighbors.
去我的小屋你會發現我是對的 Go to my shed You'll see I'm right!
你做了什麼 What have you done
哥譚
讓我來幫你 Let me help you.
這不是我的錯 It's not my fault.
我生了魔鬼這是魔鬼 I've given birth to the devil It's the devil!
你只是累了 把孩子給我 You're tired Give me the baby.
你也不想傷害她吧 You don't want to hurt her.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
正義大廳
犯下這些罪行的是守法公民 These crimes were committed by law-abiding citizens.
他們都說看到了惡魔 They all claim to have seen nightmare visions beforehand.
有什麼線索嗎 Any clue what's causing it
沒有 No idea.
我就待一星期的班 The one week i fill in for Jordan,
結果就發生了這種事 and it couldn't be some hairy-ass monster
世界各地都有這樣的情況 The same pattern is repeating around the world,
也許這是一個線索 so there could be an overriding factor.
也許是一個超自然事件 Perhaps a paranormal element.
你是說魔法嗎 Are you talking about magic
我們以前碰到魔法 蝙蝠俠 We've come up against magic before, Batman.
薛西斯 鬼父 浮士德 Xerxes, trigon, Felix faust.
甚至連沙讚的力量也是來於魔法 Even shazam's powers are based in magic.
你有何高見 With as much as you've seen, can you rule it out
魔法只是一個借口 The criminally insane don't need magic as an excuse.
我建議我們還是多花點時間巡邏 I recommend spending more time on the streets
而不是一飛而過 instead of flying over them.
他的態度真友（惡）好（劣） Hmm He's even friendlier than they say.
康斯坦丁
翻譯 qweasdshilk
翻譯 小願8
校對 寓
黑暗正義聯盟
拉斯維加斯
五天前
誰定的狗屁規矩 Bollocks! In what bloody plane of existence does four of a kind lose
哎 康斯坦丁 Too, too bad, constantine.
希望你還有足夠的賭資 Have you gained weight It looks good on you.
傑森 你應該一起玩幾把的 What say you let your soul mate play a few hands, Jason
也許他你能改變我的運氣 Maybe he'd change my luck.
他會讓你玩的更盡興點 He'd definitely be less mopey than you.
別聽約翰·康斯坦丁胡扯 John constantine, the man who perfected the bad idea.
我來到這賭場是要找封印怪物 The only reason I came to this dung heap of a casino is to find a relic
的一件物品 to keep that monster locked away forever.
讓我們一起玩 好了 Boys, boys! You're boring me Let's play, shall we
我的運氣一直好得不的了 My luck's running as hot as me naughty bits.
好了 我們沒多少時間了 Oh, but our next group of friends is due to arrive,
是時候結束了 so it's time to bust you out.
科波菲爾秀 Copperfield's coming Presto changeo!
一切盡在掌控 Woman in a box In a box.
說的沒錯 Yeah, he's classy, unlike you.
他們暗示的是不是那個大衛·科波菲爾 Are they implying David Copperfield, television magician, has true power
還擁有一堆島嶼還有克勞蒂亞·雪佛 Owns a chain of islands and dated Claudia schiffer What do you think
我只接受現金 No cards for me, and...
還有你輸了 康斯坦丁 Oh, looks like you can't call my bet, constantine.
你輸了 By my rules, you lose.
我加碼 I raise.
用什麼 你的靈魂可不值這麼多 With what Your ratty soul ain't worth two bits.
不是廉價之物 Not two bits.
我要賭的是神秘房 I'm betting the house, the house of mystery.
我賭上了一切 And since I'm including everything inside,
阿比贊 看來你還有所保留 it looks like you're the one that can't call, abnegazar.
好吧 幹不幹 Well, what do you say, boys
干 I like the action.
我跟 I call.
就一個夢石 切 Really A chipped dream stone
我可拿出了 I'm out.
我的一切 Broken knick-knacks for the house of mystery and its contents
而你呢 Are you mad
我有靈魂捕手 I've got a working soul catcher.
奧茲之眼 還有garazi That's ogid's eye spiker, eh And the garazi.
而且夢石可不是一個廉價物品 雖然他或許沒什麼用 So even if that very magical dreamstone doesn't work, it's still a big-ass Ruby.
看來我只好接受你的不平等條約了 I'd be a poor sport indeed if I didn't accept your fair wager.
看來 你輸定了 Hell Now, that's a losing hand for the ages.
看吧 我… Now, read them and...
什麼 What
你們地獄是不是沒有眼科醫生 Do they have an eye doctor in hell
如果我是你 我會去就醫 I'd make an appointment if I was you.
你耍詐 You cheated!
從技術上講 我們都出了千 只不過我更高明 Technically, we both cheated I just did it better.
我要殺了你 I'll rip your bloody heart out!
這我借用下 Sorry, mate, I'm using that.
傑森你最好還是召喚你另一面來幫我 Situation here, Jason It's time to call your better half.
抱歉 約翰 你自保吧 Sorry, John, you're on your own.
康斯坦丁 我要把你烤熟 然後吃掉 Oi, I'm gonna roast your nuts and feed them to you, constantine.
人形去 Gone, gone, the form of man.
惡魔伊特萊根 來 Arise the demon, etrigan!
這首押韻的詩 Once more with words of metered rhyme
再次召喚伊特萊根 comes etrigan the slayer just in time.
我們是一夥的 對嗎 Easy now, brother We're on the same side, right
我們握手言和吧 Let's use our words.
你們在搞笑嗎 我們可是一夥的 Are you having a laugh We're the demons three.
殺 Kill everyone!
你會付出代價的 康斯坦丁 You will pay, constantine.
你的靈魂是我們的 Your soul will be ours.
很多白癡都這麼說 Get in line, you prats.
康斯坦丁 Your ass is grass, constantine.
我們會報仇的 And we're the lawnmower.
既然戰鬥已結束 Since the battle's fought and won,
我也該走了 Jason blood with me is done.
500年來 我都在想辦法封印他 For 500 years, I've been bound to etrigan,
甚至擺脫他 fighting to keep him from coming forth,
而你強迫我召喚他 and you forced me to summon him.
不是什麼都沒發生嗎 Everything got sorted.
他可能會瘋狂殺戮 He could have gone on a killing spree.
而你不考慮成這些 You don't think You don't consider the cost.
是的 我沒有 Yeah, I did.
但我當時危在旦夕 Weighed it against my being eaten alive and thought, "yeah, totally worth it."
你是一個超級混蛋 約翰 You're a world class bastard, John.
最終 And for my finale,
我會讓這幾頭大象在我們眼前消失 I will make this terrible trio of terrifying tantors vanish before your eyes.
我希望那些大象活了下來 I hope those elephants survived.
你不會想要動物組織來找你的 You don't want peta on your back.
他們又不是真的 You're assuming they were real in the first place.
你還好嗎 布魯斯 How are you, Bruce
我很好 扎塔納 就是忙了點 I'm fine, zatanna Busy.
你知道我在哪裏可以找到約翰·康斯坦丁 You know where I can find John constantine
不知道 No.
你一定有辦法 You must have some idea.
我們不保持聯繫 We don't keep in touch.
我知道你們兩個有情史 所以我… I know you two have history, so I...
小扎 蝙蝠俠需要約翰 Z, Batman needs to talk with John.
肯定是重要的事 You've got to come along, too It's important.
是你嗎 波士頓 Is that you, Boston
是的 Yeah.
一切都是… Everything is...
這傢伙的精神真強大 Boy, this guy's mind is tough.
我堅持不住了… Can't hold...
這是怎麼回事 What is going on
去找約翰的路上在詳說 I'll tell you on the way to John's.
但我要坐前面 Okay, but I call shotgun.
這地方聯一個孩子都坐不下 I don't even think his kid could fit back here.
波士頓 你必須適應 Sorry, Boston, but life is for the living.
波士頓 就是那個馬戲團演員 Boston brand He was a circus performer.
蝙蝠俠聽說過我 告訴他我是他的粉絲 Batman's heard of me Sweet Tell him I'm a fan of his, too,
你明白怎麼說的 but, you know, be cool about it.
是的 就是他 Yeah, that's him.
問下他有沒有看過我的節目 他有一個受人歡迎的節目 Ask him if he caught one of my shows.He was a trapeze artist who loved being famous,
尤其受女性的歡迎 especially with the ladies.
男性就不一樣了 Husbands, not so much.
你是在損我嗎 You're killing me.
直到惹了一個不該惹的人 He had a knack for irritating the wrong people.
然後 大約五年前 報應來了 Then, about five years ago, Karma caught up with him.
在一個滿席的週六秀上 It was a weekend show, full house.
波士頓被人槍殺了 Boston was in the middle of his death-defying act when...
他死了 本應當死了 He died, and that should have been that,
到了波士頓身上，事情卻不一樣了 but with Boston, things tend to get complicated.
女神羅摩給了他力量 His spirit was called by the goddess rama kushna.
讓他得以精神狀態存活 She took pity on him and gave him the power to possess the living,
這樣他就可以行正義之事了 so he could bring his killer and others to justice.
嘿 我不想吹噓 但我的技術真的很好 Hey, I don't wanna brag, but I'm good.
為什麼他要像個小孩子一樣在我牆上亂塗亂畫 Why did he feel the need to write on my walls like a child
嗯 他很抱歉 Uh, yeah, he's sorry about that.
地址在哪裏 Where is this address
GPS似乎今晚沒什麼有用 GPS doesn't seem especially useful tonight.
沒有地址 神秘屋重來就不是固定的 It's not an address The house of mystery tends to move around.
之所以把信號放那 I didn't put the symbols in there for the GPS to find it.
是想要房子自己來找我們 I wanted the house to come to us.
她堅持不了多久 做點什麼 She can't hold it Do something.
那裏 There.
快進房子 Into the house!
小扎 你還好嗎 Z, you all right
是的 只要你別壓著我 Yeah, as soon as you get off me.
早知道你們要來這 I should have known you were the reason
我就不回倫敦了 I'm not back in London enjoying a pint.
看來房子更喜歡你一點 The house always did like you better.
你們三個在一起還真古怪 Odd trio for a road trip.
你們有何貴幹 To what do I owe the visit
正義聯盟認為最近的殺人事件可能是受魔法的影響 The league thinks that a recent spike in homicides may have a magical cause.
我都跟你們說過了 Told you something stinks.
現在是某些人有所保留 Now we know someone doesn't want us asking questions.
你已經有什麼線索了 Looks like you've cracked it wide open, mate.
他說了什麼 What did he say
你們還是自己說吧 Uh-uh I'm not playing telephone between you two.
他看到我了吧 We online
希望你的蝙蝠車 Great Sorry about the Batmobile.
購買了保險 I hope your insurance was paid up.
怎麼 沒有嗎 What, is there even a policy for something like that
嗯 Mmm.
嘿 我告訴過你 不要這麼做了 下次從門走進來行嗎 Hey, I told you not to do that, orchid Use a bloody door.
我只是擔心你 I am glad to see you are well.
這是新一任 How new is this one
不是 Not what you think.
她是這屋子的 靈 It's the magic of the house.
它想要跟人一樣 Decided it wanted to experience humanity and gave itself a body.
它的確需要 It sure did.
精神存在 就像我一樣 A spirit whose existence is not its own, like myself.
有意思 Interesting.
嗯 是的 我們是 Um, yeah, we are that.
老兄 你已經死了 Dead smooth you are, mate.
嘿 我有一段時間沒 Hey, it's been a while, you know
擁有強大的魔法力量 還在生約翰的氣 Powerful in true magic Angry at John.
這我知道 This, I understand.
但你仍對他有感情 Yet you still have feelings for him.
殺了他 還差不多 I could kill him.
你流露出痛苦. You exude pain.
你的生活是黑暗的 沒有快樂 Your life is a patchwork of blackness with no time for joy.
你是怎麼撐下來的 How do you cope with it
我有一個管家 I have a Butler.
這回答 That was enlightening.
嗯 我想我們應該聊正事了 Well, I guess we should have that chinwag about now.
惡魔 別 - Demons! - It's not me!
我生出了魔鬼 我... I've given birth to the devil. It's the...
這打破了命運之間的限制 Rama kushna says this will break down the walls between the planes.
甚至連來世也將受到影響 Even the afterlife will be affected.
是的 我馬上去 Yeah, it's dodgy, all right I'll look into it.
我的意思是說 你們可以走了 Meanwhile, the house will drop you wherever you'd like.
哇 哇 哇 羅摩 你竟然說合作 Whoa, whoa, whoa! Rama says we have to work together.
來吧 這可是一個最牛的隊 Come on! It's a dream team.
你 我 扎塔娜 蝙蝠俠 甚至正義聯盟 You, me, zatanna, Batman, maybe even the justice league.
斗篷和緊身衣 對黑魔法沒有作用 The capes and tights crew, useless against dark magic.
這就是為什麼我們需要你帶領我們 That's why we need you You can lead us.
波士頓 你要我們組團 而且還要我領導 Boston, do I strike you as a team player Much less a team leader.
問題是 就算是神也可能會出錯 Point is, even deities can get it wrong.
所以我們才會得闌尾 還有 尼安德特人 電視真人秀 It's how we got the appendix, neanderthals and reality TV.
小扎 你幫我和他們說 Z, your help I could use.
好的 前提是我們成為一個團隊 Okay, if we do it as a group.
這簡直就是群屍玩過界 This is the monkey cage in sumatra all over again.
「哦 我們需要拯救這些猴子 」她說 "Ooh, we need to save the monkeys," she said.
你這個混蛋 You're such an ass.
哦 不只是猴子 Oh, not the monkeys.
這話出自造成紐卡斯爾事件而且 Says the man who has newcastle and 100 other screw-ups on his resume,
還經常捅婁子的人之口 costing lives and souls.
但我至少沒害死人 But not monkeys You're still way ahead on dead monkeys.
他們的往事 -They used to be a thing -Mmm.
你只會讓事情…… You just have to make things...
我們在浪費時間. . We're wasting time.
他死了 我接受這樣的意外 He's dead, and I accept the risks,
所以我們能到達 還是你們兩個需要時間 so can we get to it, or do you two need a timeout
十全十美讓我們走在黑暗的一面 Fine and dandy Let's take a walk on the dark side then.
來吧 夥伴們 Coming, team
你不再是一個孩子 慢下來 Stop being a child and slow down.
我們要去哪裏 Where are we going
裏奇家 Ritchie's.
你最近和他說過話嗎 Have you talked to him lately
我知道他很生氣你不用提醒我 親愛的 I know he's pissed You don't have to remind me, love.
這是我的經歷 還記得嗎 It's on my cv, remember
不 真的 他告訴你… No, really, has he told you...
哦 不他快要死了 Oh, no He's dying.
約翰康斯坦丁 John constantine,
最後的救命稻草 purveyor of the dark arts and lifeline of last resort.
你朋友的靈魂我們一定會拿到手的 No matter Your friend's soul will be collected,
而你什麼都做不了 and there's nothing you can do to alter that.
你們不如換一個地方玩吧 Why don't you go do something useful, like haunt a house
他在跟誰說話 Who's he talking to now
類似無常的東西 Shrouds They deliver souls to hell.
他們被你吸引了 They're drawn to you.
也許因為你身上的古龍水 batsy Maybe it's your Cologne, batsy.
這個傢伙從總是死裏逃生 This one has cheated us many times.
真是令人煩惱 It is vexing.
Boo.
這有點 但你們該走走人了 This has been lovely, but it's time for you lot to bugger off.
當時候到了 我一定會收走你的靈魂 康斯坦丁 When the time comes, I'll be the one to collect your soul, constantine.
是 是 Yeah, yeah.
我想我感覺到有一股能量力場 I thought I felt a disturbance in the force.
你過的怎樣 約翰尼 How you doing, Johnny boy
扎塔娜和 蝙蝠俠 Zatanna and Batman
這到底是怎麼回事 What the hell
進去再說 Tell you everything inside, mate.
可憐的傢伙 You poor thing.
我上次騙了你 Yeah, I may have lied the last time we talked,
關於我的病情的嚴重程度 about exactly how fast I'm sledding downhill.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry about that.
重要的是你來了 約翰 But it means a lot you're here, John.
嘿 你不需要把說對不起 我原諒你了 And, hey, you don't have to say it You're forgiven.
但是 蝙蝠俠來我這做什麼 Still wondering what Batman's doing in my living room.
我應該閉嘴是嗎 And when is he gonna shut up, right
幹嘛 What What's with the face
你不是來說對不起的 是嗎 You're not here to say you're sorry, are you
當然 不是 Of course I am,
但我同時也想借卡香緹鑰匙 but I was looking to borrow the keshanti key as well.
你... Unbelievable.
我跟他說過了 I tried to tell him on the way.
是的 這不是你的錯 Yeah, it's not your fault, z.
都是他的錯 Just like everything, this is rock star Johnny's fault.
它發生的時候只有我和你 裏奇 I was with you when it happened, ritchie.
我們肩並肩 We were side by side.
是的 是的 是的 肩並肩 Yeah, yeah, yeah, side by side.
我得了奇怪的魔法癌癥 你而卻揚名立萬 But I got the weird magical cancer while you, you added to your rep.
不是嗎 Isn't that right
聽著 這是兩碼事 Look, me not making proper amends isn't related to the key,
而且 你也不需要了 which, truth be told, you're not gonna need, mate.
約翰 John!
最近這很頻繁啊 Getting that a lot lately.
你自便 我不會幫忙的 You can go screw yourself I am not giving you crap.
我理解你的憤怒 但你 Your anger is understandable, but you need to reconsider.
要為大眾考慮 Innocent lives are at stake.
好吧 醫生說樂觀的態度可以幫我改善病情 Well, doctors say an upbeat attitude can help,
而且重點是 我今天見到了蝙蝠俠 so what I'll focus on today is that I met Batman.
正義的力量 Force of good.
也很高興見到你 扎塔娜 It was also nice seeing you, zatanna.
如果你們 沒事了的話…… Now, if you'll excuse me...
就走吧 You can show yourselves out.
是他嗎 This him
年度最佳父親 現在給我命運之輪 Father of the year I'll need the gear now.
這怎麼用 How does this work
它是一個魔法通道 It's basically a magical shortcut.
直接連接平行世界 It lets me access different planes of existence
而不用大費周章 without doing 20-odd hours of incantations.
現在 讓我們看看 他經歷了什麼吧 In this case, I'll poke around this poor sod's memories to see how his madness began
更重要的是 為什麼 and, more importantly, what caused it.
你們在這裏做什麼 我要去叫保安 What are you doing here I'm calling security.
我來確保這美眉不會壞事 I'll make sure the looky-loos stay out of our hair.
小扎 如果我這身體受到攻擊 別忘了保護我 Z, give me a psychic shout if this body comes under attack.
我也可能被困在裏面 Wouldn't do to be trapped inside, now.
你為什麼非要一個人去 Wouldn't do to go in alone, and since I'm right here...
不行 太危險了 Too dangerous You're out of practice, love.
你當我來這 Look, you wanted me along I'm here.
是看戲的嗎 I'm not waiting in the wings Let's do this.
小扎 你沒事吧 - Z You okay
我很好 I'm fine.
我不喜歡這裏 I've never liked this sort of magic.
我能感覺到有黑暗要吞噬我 I can feel darkness seeping inside me.
我不知道你是怎麼做的 How you stand it is beyond me.
如果你想出去的話… It's all about control If you ever need a refresher...
我們討論過了 我不會放棄的 We've had this conversation I haven't changed my mind.
那好 隨你吧 Sure, sit out the war between good and evil.
畢竟 比你在馬戲團的工作要好 After all, you've got a good thing going being applauded by mindless twits.
什麼 現在說這個 Really Now
我認為我還是挺會挑時機的 Good a time as ever, I reckon.
敢頂嘴 不 - I'll teach you to talk back -No!
我使用能讓人們幸福的魔法 The magic I perform brings people happiness.
喝幾杯不就行了 You sure it's not the two drink minimum, love
你真是一個悲觀主義者 You're such a pessimist.
沒錯 所以我總是做好最壞的打算 Wrong I expect the worst, so I prepare for the worst,
那樣我就有所準備了 and when the worst happens, I'm ready.
我卻無法不改變什麼 But my outlook doesn't alter the reality of the world.
「史蒂文 別喝了」 Steven, stop!
「別管我」 Leave me alone!
又一個美好時光 Another precious moment.
也有快樂 There was joy, too.
但他的痛苦把一切都驅散了 His madness swept it away.
誰做的好事 Who dropped the bed pan
就是現在 This is it This was the morning of his madness.
你認為是什麼把他變成那樣的 What do you think will set him off
我猜是數獨 My guess is the sudoku.
把他逼瘋的 He's got two 9s in the same row.
約翰 John.
跑 快跑 Run! Run! Run!
快跑 離開這裏 Run! Let's get out of here!
老兄 你就不能減肥嗎 Oh, come on, fellow Eat a piece of fruit, huh
該死的 Damn it!
這兒 Here it is.
我們必須離開這裏 We've got to get out of here.
再等會 One more second.
快走 約翰 沒時間了 Now, John There's no time.
到手 Got it.
哦 史上最臭 Oh! Shit's really hit the fan.
你一定要說出來嗎 波士頓 You had to go there, Boston.
我們離開這裏 Let's get the hell out of here.
Hmm.
我不知道這是什麼 我也是 I don't recognize it Me, neither.
也許裏奇知道 But if there's a person alive who can, it's ritchie.
你忘記了你才剛傷害他 Are you forgetting when you made your friend despise you
無所謂了 這事情太重要了 This is too bloody important for hurt feelings.
康斯坦丁 Constantine.
該死 Bollocks.
你是來見證你的… You've arrived in time to witness my...
裏奇 Ritchie!
回來 你這混蛋 Get back, you bastards!
約翰 先幫裏奇 John, help ritchie.
看招 Take that! Boom!
沒脈搏了 No pulse.
廢話 還不想辦法 We know! We know! Come on!
什麼 Why
看來你挺有辦法的 I see you have a few tricks of your own, eh
又不是所有的事都需要魔法 Not everything requires magic.
他醒了 的話 讓他看下 Make sure he sees that right when he wakes up.
如果他醒的了 If he wakes.
我們需要談談 你和我 We need to talk, you and I,
要是你敢召喚召喚 but if you try and summon etrigan,
我就會在你念第一個詞時就把你揍的說不出話 I'll fill your lungs with bile before the first verse is done.
明白嗎 Savvy
其實情並非你們以為的那樣 The situation was not how it seemed.
我到那就是那樣的 The apartment was like that when I arrived Richard as well.
誰信你的鬼話 Come on! You were all over him.
我是在幫忙 I was attempting to help.
你們突然出現 我怕你們誤會 When you burst in, i knew I'd get blamed, so I ran.
你相信他嗎 Do you believe him
我相信他 Jason's not the murdery type.
他滿腦子都是些騎士道德什麼的 He's chock full of honor, loyalty, and rubbish of that sort.
為什麼你在那裏 Then tell us why you were there.
理查德收集的東西雜七雜八 Richard is known as a collector of the arcane and supernatural.
我想看看他那裏有沒有什麼東西能帶我來這 I wanted to see if he had something that could gain me access to this place.
為什麼你要來這 Why would you wanna break in here
為了這個 For this.
構成了與邪惡相連的通道 The single most powerful conduit of evil in the history of the world.
雖被稱為夢幻之石 He named it the dreamstone,
實際上卻是惡魔之石 but it's really the stuff of nightmares.
那時我只是一個年輕的騎士 I was a young knight,green as grass.
對未來充滿希望 With visions of battle-won glory dancing in my head.
但一切都變了 Needless to say, these were dispelled thoroughly.
他稱自己為天命 He called himself destiny,
但梅林告訴我們他之前 but Merlin told us he was a man of science one time,
只是一個普通人 before he went insane.
他用魔法 靈魂鑄造了夢石 Destiny forged the dreamstone with black magic and his soul.
用它去吸收人們的負面情緒 He used it to subject people to their most terrifying nightmares
壯大他的力量 and then feed off their torment.
那天是惡魔伊特萊根拯救的我們 It was actually the demon etrigan who won the day.
伊特萊根 去戰鬥 To battle, etrigan.
你殺了他 我就還你自由 Should you succeed, i will release you of your bond to me.
我答應你 If freedom is what's up for trade,
為了自由而戰 then destiny's as good as slayed.
梅林 沒這麼簡單就結束 You haven't won, Merlin This isn't over.
我發誓 I swear it.
梅林 履行你的承諾 Release me, Merlin, from your care.
我做了我該做的 My duty's done 'Tis only fair.
恐怕不行 我的朋友 I'm afraid that's not possible, friend demon.
我向你們道歉 I apologize to both you and Jason blood,
你們今後將共生死 but your future portends a shared destiny.
以此凡軀 Caught now, imprisoned in the form of man,
封印惡魔伊特萊根 I fix the demon, etrigan.
這同樣是我 It was also the beginning
與伊特萊根的開始 of my eternal life sentence with etrigan.
沒想到你放的這麼隨便 I didn't think you'd give it up willingly,
雖然它不是完整的 and though this piece is useless without the other half,
但仍有強大的力量 it's far from powerless.
這裏非常安全 Safe enough where it is.
就這麼隨便放 Displayed like a tourist trinket in a Karachi bazaar
很神奇 不是嗎 Neat, isn't it
神秘屋會保護我那些貴重的物品 The house keeps my valuables out of phase,
所以我不用擔心 so they don't go wondering off.
這石頭出現的過於巧合了 But, still, the timing of the stone's appearance and its power indicates
它肯定與這些事有關 that it's somehow involved with these crimes.
這就是為什麼我把它放這了 Which is why it stays here, where only I can get to it.
我想我 我們反正所有人都知道你會把東西放哪 I think me, them, and everyone else who knows you might want it to be somewhere else.
他醒了 Your friend is awake.
裏奇 是誰 是誰幹的 Ritchie, who was it Who did this to you
浮士德 Faust.
費利克斯 浮士德你確定嗎 Felix faust You sure
你在這啊 老混蛋 There you are, you old bastard.
我會把你揪出來的 菲利克斯浮士德 I give you wizard and asshole extraordinaire, Felix faust.
該死 我早該想到這混蛋 Hell, I should have put it together.
只有他會這麼做 Conjuring a whirlwind is just his style.
聯盟與浮士德鬥過 The league had a run-in with faust,
但是他的位置並不在我們的數據庫中 but his location isn't in our database.
惡魔又沒有信用卡或社交媒體 Yeah, well, wizards don't make a habit of signing up for credit cards or social media.
當然能躲過你們 His grandly named observatory of the cosmos is hidden
卻躲不過我 from the likes of you and superman, but not from me.
費利克斯 浮士德 Felix faust.
怎麼回事 What's happening
形象的比喻 就是死機了 If this were a computer, I'd say it's frozen.
沒戲 Cheers.
費利克斯 浮士德肯定用了防定位法術 Felix faust would take precautions against locator spells.
那就換個辦法 There's another way,
但是有要去求人 還是討厭我的人 but it involves asking a favor of someone that I don't have the best relationship with.
看來沒人喜歡你 真令人震驚 Someone else dislikes you Shocking.
你朋友撐不了多久了 Your friend slips from the mortal plane.
約翰... John...
那就幫他 Keep him alive and safe Understand
這不是我的職責 That is not my purpose.
我才不管這些 I don't give a flying shag what you think your bloody purpose is.
我命令你去幫他 付出你的一切 I order you to help him any and every way you're able.
我們走吧 Let's go.
好吧 我想問 All right, I'll ask.
為什麼我們要來這 Why are we in the middle of a godforsaken swamp
因為亞歷克荷蘭在這 It's a favorite hidey hole of one Alec Holland,
他化身成了這裏的植物 whose corpse was taken to be the most recent avatar of the green.
你們正聯肯定沒有這方面的記載 Bet you won't find that on your bloody cell phone.
我們的數據記載 Our data's more factual.
亞歷克荷蘭是被恐怖分子殺的 沒有找到屍體 Alec Holland was murdered by terrorists His body was never recovered.
就這些 End of story.
其實沒有 Not quite.
走開 Go away!
沼澤怪物 Swamp thing!
你不出來 我就把你燒出來 I know you're seeing this Get out here, or the posies get it!
約翰康斯坦丁 John constantine.
你敢以植物威脅我 You dare threaten the green.
老兄 你的社交能力真差勁 Dude, your social skills are horrendous.
別 我們來這 是因為一些重要的事 Please, we aren't here to harm any plants, but our need is urgent.
不要讓約翰影響了你的判斷 Don't let your feelings for John stop you from doing what's right.
你有一個花園 You have a garden.
是的 我在那放鬆 還每周澆水 Yes, I find it relaxing, and I water it every week.
我們需要找到一個人 他名叫費利克斯浮士德 We need to find a man, a wizard named Felix faust.
因你 A single human among your teeming masses.
我放下對約翰·康斯坦丁的仇恨 I only know John constantine because he enrages me.
浮士德住在一座無形的天文台 Faust lives in an observatory which is invisible.
我們不知道怎麼去 It's a place where dark magic would infect the earth below it.
我帶你們去那兒 I will take you there so you are no longer here.
到了 The place you seek is there.
那個地方我們進不去 That place is heavily warded.
我知道我們有過分歧 但這次你一定要幫我 I know we've had our differences, but we could really use your help.
全人類的命運就在我們手中 If we don't get a handle on this rotter, he'll threaten all of humanity.
為什麼 What of it
你曾經是人類 就像我一樣 You were once human, just like me.
那又如何 No longer.
也許他要做他所謂正義之事 Perhaps his actions are a kind of justice,
但人類就是正義的嗎 for who destroys more of the green than your kind
他走了 And swamp thing has left the building.
有點難辦 Guess we do it the hard way.
人身去 Or not Gone, gone, the form of man.
惡魔伊特萊根現身 Arise the demon etrigan!
搞什麼... What...
竟然敢 Who dares
我要把你 I, etrigan, bring down this house
埋葬 費利克斯浮士德 and build a tomb for Felix faust!
我可不會與惡魔戰鬥 As if I would stoop to brawling with a demon.
所以你還是與你的惡魔家人玩一玩吧 Fight others of your filthy kind.
我們都來自地獄但他們不是我家人 From hell though we may be, it does not make us family!
你喜歡這個設計嗎 Do you like what I've done with the place
沒有女人能在我這唸咒語 No woman can speak in my sanctum sanctorum.
不，應該是所有人 I conjured it just for you and, of course, men everywhere.
對於一個演員來說 這可不是待客之道 As a fellow showman, this is no way to treat your guests.
給我下來 Now, settle down!
別打自己 停下 Stop hitting yourself Stop hitting yourself Stop hitting yourself.
不是所有問題都可以用你的玩具槍解決 Not everything can be solved with your peashooter.
你以為你死了我就拿你沒辦法了嗎 Just because you're dead doesn't mean you're beyond my retribution.
是嗎 Is that it
你該束手就擒的 Well, it's off to the old magicians home for you, mate Pudding night is Thursday.
我想看你把自己給烤熟 康斯坦丁 Try that fireball once more, constantine I'd love to see you cook your own goose.
讓我 Let me...
收回我之前的話這玩具槍很有用 I take it back That thing is useful.
你在哪 親愛的扎塔娜 Zatanna, where are you, darling
讓我猜猜你在哪 I know you can't speak, but give me a wave.
你是唯一一個對我有威脅的 You're the only one here that's really a threat.
你在這啊 There you are This will sting a bit.
存儲魔法 這可不夠 Stored magic Really It's the TV dinner of spell casting, dear.
見識真正的魔法吧 Here's what real magic looks like.
小扎 Z!
小扎 不 Z, are you daft Stop!
我會殺了你的 I will kill you, woman!
小扎不 Z, don't!
你不能殺他 Don't kill him You can't.
滾開 約翰 Out of my way, John.
你的靈魂還是純淨的 If no blood is spilled, your soul is in the clear.
小扎 平心靜氣 就像我說的 Get control, z, just like I taught you.
吸氣呼氣 Easy-peasy, lemon squeezy Deep breaths.
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放了他 親愛的 Let it go, love.
我為什麼不能像你一樣釋懷 Do you see why i can't do what you do
你只是失控了 You lost control is all Happens to the best of us.
你見過我失控 對吧 You've seen me in action, right
是的 一兩次 Yeah, once or twice.
你們為什麼這麼對我 我什麼 Why are you here I haven't done anything
壞事都沒做 to warrant this kind of response.
這是不是你的 This yours
也許吧 I don't know Maybe I have several hundred rings
我有幾百個這種樣式的戒指 of varying design and properties.
不是他 It isn't him.
不是費利克斯 浮士德 Felix faust isn't the one behind the nightmare crimes.
他能召喚強大的惡魔 He summoned our old poker buddies in their more massive forms.
這什麼意思 The hell does it all mean
意思就是他完全可以 It means Felix faust had access to the artifact whenever he wanted.
來攻擊神秘屋 What artifact
好吧 一切白搞 Well, we're back to square one, then.
是嗎 是你那位老朋友把我們引到這的 Unfortunately, no We were sent here by your friend, remember
裏奇快死了 But ritchie's dying.
是嗎 Is he
差點假戲真做 Boy, oh, boy I think I got closer to death than I planned.
不不不壞女孩 Ah! Nuh-uh-uh Bad girl.
我現在是你的主人 See, now, you were told to do everything to help me by the master of the house,
你要對我尊敬 and that does not include punching.
帶我去我主房間 Bring me to the main room.
就這吧 I'll take it from here, beautiful.
但我現在需要你 But I need you out of my hair for now,
先去那裏面呆會 so why don't you just go for a little walk
我們到了 Yeah! That's the stuff.
可為什麼我們沒在裏面 Why aren't we inside
因為裏奇現在控制著房子 Because ritchie's bloody well taken control of the house.
這就是報應 This is what you get for having mates.
波士頓 你能進去嗎 Boston, can you get inside
不能 That would be a no.
裏奇我不管你要鬧咋樣 Ritchie, you're gonna listen to me whether you like it or not.
先讓我進去 Open the door.
你聽到了嗎 打開 Do you hear Open it!
你來太晚了 小約翰 Too late, Johnny boy.
裏奇 不要 Ritchie, please!
收手吧 趁你還有良知 Stop while there's still time to save your soul.
這話竟從你口中說出 Says the man who skates away from everything.
因為你 Since you got me infected,
我只好滿世界尋找解藥 但終於被我找到了 I've looked all around the world for a cure and I've finally found it.
這塊通靈的夢石 A small piece of the dreamstone It's sentient.
告訴我怎麼把他拼全 It told me how to get the demons three to bring the rest of it to earth.
本來很簡單的事 It would've been so easy to take it from them.
你卻非要插一腳 Of course, rock star Johnny screwed everything sideways.
因此我就出此下策 並把你們的注意力引開 So we had to frame faust and get you to bring me here.
現在我成功了 Now I'm immortal and supercharged!
你被這塊所謂通靈石給耍了 You've been played for a sap The stone isn't sentient.
是惡魔天命對你的利誘 What's left of destiny's soul was whispering sweet nothings in your ear,
以便於讓他成就大業 getting you to commit atrocities to gain power and make his move.
你只是氣我贏了 You're just pissed 'cause I won.
不是啊 I wish that were the case.
不可能 This can't be right.
不 No!
等等 等等 我們……我們有協議的 Wait! Wait! We.. We had a deal!
我們有協議的 We had a deal!
我等了五百年 Five hundred years, I've waited.
計劃了五百年 Five hundred years, I've planned.
你看起來沒變多少 Really I guess 500 must be the new 300.
要不我們喝一杯 What say we share your beauty secrets over a pint, eh
我沒興趣 A god does not prattle with mortals.
她還好嗎 She gonna be okay
我…我不知道 I.. I don't know.
她的魔力用盡了 The amount of magic she's used,
一時不能恢復 sometimes you don't recover.
我不應該讓她過這樣的生活 I should have never led her back.
我真是一個自私的混蛋 Selfish bastard, I am.
事已至此 You've done what you can for now,
我們只能去阻止天命 but we have to stop destiny, or everyone's at risk.
他說的沒錯 He's right.
午夜前他就會成神 He'll have this city by midnight, the eastern seaboard by dawn.
到了那時就沒有人能阻止他了 Then, what's to stop him He'll be a god.
有我一個混蛋就夠了 We don't need another one of those mucking about.
好吧 All right.
阻止他們 Get them!
怎麼阻止 他們無處不在 They're everywhere! Everywhere!
我宏願將成 My will be done.
愚蠢 你怎麼可能打敗一個神 Fool! How can you hope to defeat a god
我能輕易的蹂躪你 你卻連我的護盾都打不破 Not only can I sense you, you cannot defeat my shield.
神什麼時候需要一個能量盾 Since when does god need a force shield
正義聯盟在來的路上 The justice league are on their way.
他們不該來的 Suppose that couldn't be helped,
讓他們遠離他 不然他們 but make sure they stay well away from destiny,
會被影響的 to not be struck mad,
我可不想他們亂上加亂 unless you want a bunch of crazed super blokes ripping apart the city.
說的有點晚了 朋友 A little late for that, my friend.
約翰 你中了魔法 John, listen to me. You've been affected by magic.
現在就飛回太空」 Get away to space now.
傑森 又要你幫忙了 Sorry to have to ask this, Jason.
至少你還咨詢了我的意見 At least you're asking.
人形已去 Gone, gone, the form of man.
惡魔起 Rise the demon etrigan!
又是你 康斯坦丁 So constantine calls once more.
你還真是麻煩 Just like a greedy, wanton...
等會再說 Save the bloody rhymes, and top that git!
令人掃興 Killjoy.
伊特萊根 好久不見 I've had many years to think about you, etrigan.
稱之為詩意的正義 Call this poetic justice.
該死 Holy crap.
看來你終於擺脫了詛咒 Looks like you've finally beat the curse, my boy.
雖然過程不是很美好 Wish it were under happier circumstances.
你在做什麼 What are you doing
找人幫忙 Calling for help.
希望他不知道是我召喚的 I just hope he doesn't realize it's me doing the calling.
誰竟敢攻擊我 Who dares strike at me
植物保護者 沼澤怪物 The defender of the green, swamp thing.
做的好 Perfect.
很高興你沒事 扎塔娜 Glad to see you back on your feet, zatanna.
無論你要做什麼 趕快 Whatever you're gonna do, do it fast.
所謂的保護者 The so-called guardian of the green
卻是為了人類 who secretly hopes to be human again.
讓我矯正你的觀念 Let me dispel you of that notion.
讓你的心靈淨化 Back to the dirt,
回到屬於你的地方 where you belong.
他越來越強大了我們怎麼辦 He's getting more powerful by the second What the hell are we gonna do
我說我們去和他談談 I say we go and talk to a man about a horse.
你腦子壞了 胡說什麼 Did you hit your head or something You're babbling.
一個特洛伊木馬 波士頓來吧 A trojan horse, Boston Come on!
這裏 廢物 Over here, you wanker!
你這無恥的人類 You are puny and disrespectful.
讓我看看你有什麼本事 Let me see your madness.
看來對我這種人 你也沒有什麼辦法 Well, that's the trouble with someone like me Been there, done that.
我賜你一死 I shall make you beg for death.
我可以求你別唧唧歪歪了嗎 Can I beg you to stop talking
我的意思是你是個瘋子 我才不會聽瘋子唧唧歪歪 I mean, all wizards are touched, but you, you're a full-blown nutter.
我要撕裂你的靈魂 I will tear your soul apart.
不是不屑和凡人閒聊嗎 And what happened to not prattling with mortals, eh
怎麼現在比我奶奶還囉嗦 You chatter like my grandma at a book club.
就是現在 波士頓 Now, Boston!
不給糖就搗蛋 怪物 Trick or treat, freak!
你是在跟我打招呼嗎 還是你快死了 Is that a sword in your chest, or are you just glad to see me
梅林向你問候 Merlin sends his regards.
哦 順便說一下 你輸了 Oh, and by the way, you lose.
我會讓你得逞嗎 I don't think so.
約翰 我... Johnny, I was...
你要救我 I was under a compulsion You've got to save me.
這是你欠我的 你欠我的 You owe me You owe me!
抱歉 老兄 天命不可違 Sorry, mate Can't take the chance that destiny is still pulling your strings.
約翰 救我 John, please! Help me!
救我 你這個混蛋 Help me, you bastard!
救我 Help me!
這場面可真讓人不愉快 That was unpleasant.
我錯過了什麼 What the hell did I miss
小扎 你沒事了 我還... Z, you're okay I thought...
我頭疼的就像宿醉了 My head feels like the morning after Brixton.
不至於這麼糟吧 Surely not that bad.
所以我們自由了 So Merlin's spell hath ended.
沒錯 It would seem so.
事情要這麼美滿就好了 -thought it's s good news sort of thing
怎麼了 他之前沒受傷 -What's going on -Yeah He wasn't wounded.
也許是在他與伊特萊根捆定的那一天受傷的 Unless I miss my guess that happened on the dayhe was bound to etrigan.
現在我 And now that I'm not...
我無能為力 傑森 I'm truly sorry, Jason.
這是我希望的結局 Don't be It's a welcome end.
500年來 我們同為一體 For 500 years, he and I have been bound.
我們種族不同 A demon from hell, a knight of renown.
不喜歡彼此 Though we were cursed to be slaves to each other,
離別才知我們心已系 I know of no man I'd want more for a brother.
安息吧 Farewell, mortal.
沒有比他出生地更適 You couldn't have picked a better place.
合安葬他的地方了 他家就在不遠 The villagewhere he was bornwas over there.was born was over there.
處 卻只能以這種方式歸家 Too bad it took this to get him home.
蝙蝠俠邀請我加入正聯 Batman asked me to be in the justice league.
所以 你還在考慮 And you're considering it
我幾天前去了那 I visited their headquarters a few days ago.
就像你說的那麼有趣 It's interesting, and like you said,
也許是時做些改變了 maybe it's time to make a difference.
這你倒聽我了 Listening to me now Uh-oh.
他們還邀請你 They want you, too.
是啊 沒錯 Good one, z Too right, they do.
你一定在開玩笑吧 You have got to be bloody kidding No way.
小蝙蝠俠一定會被我煩死的 Batty would go mental.
他邀請的你 而且你的反應如我所料 He was the one who asked, and I told him that's what you'd say.
保重 約翰 Be safe, John.
不 等下 等下 Now, hold on Hold on.
我拒絕的太倉促了 Maybe I've been a bit rash.
要不我們邊喝邊聊 Could you tell me more over a drink
就當慶祝新居 We could rechristen the house, as it were.
喝一杯 A drink
就一杯 Yeah, a drink.
別認為還會和上次一樣 Don't think this is gonna turn into some sort of Manchester weekend.
別想 Get that out of your head.
但可以有一個特爾瑞德週四 We could have a trewhiddle Tuesday.
不可能 No, definitely not.
走的瞧 Well, let's mark that as a maybe.
親愛的 這就是享受啊 Now, that's what I call making yourself useful, love.