圣?快? Ho-ho-ho! Merry Christmas!
嗨，各位 Hey, guys.
圣?老人
- 圣?快? - ?? - Merry Christmas. - Thanks.
嗨 - Hey!
女士? 先生? 能听我?句?么 Ladies and gentlemen, can I have your attention?
今年是我?有史以?最成功的一年 感?"一切?你洋娃娃" This has been our best year ever thanks to Do-it-All-For-You-Dolly.
我想我???特?感? ???划的??人 And I think we should give a special thanks to the people
是他??我?的?售破了?? responsible for our record-breaking sales,
我?的中西部市?????人 our Midwest marketing and distribution team,
斯加特·卡?文和?珊·帕里 ? - Scott Calvin and Susan Perry! - Yeah!
?他????句 快? - Let's hear it for 'em! Come on!
?珊 ??的 快?? 他?是不是很可?啊 Susan, darling, come on up here. Aren't they adorable?
??句 Say a few words.
非常感? ?是??合作的成果 Thank you very much. This was really a team effort.
我?想挨?感?你?每一?人 I wouldjust want to thank every one of you individually...
但是我?????? 不是么 But we don't have time for that, do we?
?真地? 在B&R玩具公司 In all seriousness, here at B&R Toys,
我?不只是通?好?品?? we're not just about making a profit in quality toys.
我?更是一?大家庭 只是我?的家人今天?能和我?一起 We're also about families. But our families aren't here with us right now.
所以??森的秘? 大?地坐在了他腿上 Which is probably why Johnson's secretary is sitting in his lap.
大家玩的?心 明年好? You guys have a great party. Have a great year.
??小心 ?? Drive safe. Thanks very much.
他?是不是很棒 Aren't they wonderful?
?拉 我希望能在 你?离家之前赶上 Laura, I was hoping to catch you before you'd left your house.
我今天回?晚了 你不知道今天交通有多堵 I ran real late today. You wouldn't believe the traffic out here.
?你一下 - Yeah, same to you!
那可不像淑女 And that's not very ladylike!
不管怎么? 我??快赶到家的 Anyway, I'll try to get to my house as soon as I can.
哦 ?里又出事了 Oh. There's the problem right there.
三??撞一?儿了 我真的要?到了 Three car pileup. I'm really gonna be late.
听！听听???，甜美的?? Hark, carol bells, sweet silver bells
一切似乎都在?，"????除" All seem to sing, throw cares away
圣???了，它??美好信息 Christmas is here bringing good cheer
?青年和老者，??和大?的 To young and old, meek and the bold
叮?，叮?，?是他?的歌 Ding dong and dong, balance in song
??????，大地遍?佳音 Ring joyful ring, all caroling
人?听到大好信息 One seems to hear Words of good cheer
?自世界各方，充?了高空 From everywhere, filling the air
哦，他?多么重?，提高了嗓音 Oh, how they pound, raising the sound
?高山与幽谷，述?他?的故事 Go hand in hand, calling in the town
他?高?地敲?，?人?唱? Gaily they ring while people sing
??圣歌?，圣??到了 Songs ofgood cheer Christmas is here
??，??，圣?快?! Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas
他??唱，毫?停歇 On we will sing, dawn with a hymn
喜?音?，?到每一家庭 Angel will come to every home
听！听听???，甜美的?? Hark, carol bells, sweet silver bells
一切似乎都在?，"????除" All seem to sing, throw cares away
听！听听???，甜美的?? Hark, carol bells, sweet silver bells
人?听到大好信息 One seems to hear Words of good cheer
?自世界各方，充?了高空 From everywhere, filling the air
哦，他?多么重?，提高了嗓音 Oh, how they pound, raising the sound
?高山与幽谷，述?他?的故事 Go hand in hand, calling in the town
他?高?地敲?，?人?唱? Gaily they ring while people sing
??圣歌?，圣??到了 Songs ofgood cheer Christmas is here
??，??，圣?快?! Merry, merry, merry, merry Christmas
他??唱，毫?停歇 On we will sing, dawn with a hymn
喜?音?，?到每一家庭 Angel will come to every home
他??唱，毫?停歇 On we will sing, dawn with a hymn
喜?音?，?到每一家庭 Angel will come to every home
叮?叮 Ding dong ding
? Dong
好了 咱?走 All right, let's go.
- 再? 查理 - 再? 尼? - Bye, Charlie. - Bye, Neal.
- 不好意思 ?到了 嗨 - 嗨 Oh! Sorry I'm late. Hi.
- 嗨 - 要??呆一?儿么 - Hi. - Did you want to come in for a minute?
- 尼?在?里等?呢 所以... - 他干嘛不?? - Neal's waiting in the car, so... - Why doesn't he come in?
- 因? 爸爸 他?最后你一定???人的? 'Cause, Daddy, he says you'll just end up saying something snotty.
- ?必要吧 ?便?我?莽也好 挖苦也好 Not necessarily. Could be rude or sarcastic. Whatever it takes.
- 看到? 我?走了 See? I gotta go.
? 平安夜 就待一分? Come on, come on. Christmas Eve. Just a minute.
小心?些台? 有?滑 Watch those steps. They're real slippery.
告?你 Told ya.
- 那么... - 嗯... - So... - Well...
要去你?那吃晚?? You going to your mom's for dinner?
- 事?上 我?要去尼?家 Actually, we're gonna be with Neal's family.
噢 不自由的圣??啊 Ah! Christmas at the pound.
那里?什么?物啊 There aren't that many presents over there.
那是因?圣?老人???呢 尼?不相信有圣?老人 - That's because Santa isn't here yet. - Neal doesn't believe in Santa.
那是尼?的?子有??? - Well, Neal's head comes to a point.
- 他很?明 他是??生 - 他不是?生 他是?神?病?? - He's smart. He's a doctor. - He's not a doctor, he's a psychiatrist.
把外套?了 你要呆在? 不是么 Take your coat off. You're sticking around, aren't ya?
我?上就?去 等一?儿 I'll be right there. Just a sec.
- 我就想... - 那?混蛋告?查理? - I just want to... - Did that jerk tell Charlie
世上?有圣?老人? there was no Santa Claus?
什么 不是??的 查理有一天哭???校回? What? No. Oh, Charlie came home from school the other day in tears
因?有?大?的孩子告?他 世上?有什么圣?老人 because some big kid told him there was no such thing as Santa.
你知道尼?的 他坐下?... And, you know Neal. Well, he sat him down and...
他告?他确?有圣?老人 And told him there was a Santa Claus.
他?的是 圣?老人更像是一种感? Well, all he said was that Santa was more like a feeling.
更像是人的一种精神?? 而不是真?的人 You know, more like a state of mind than a person.
确?像是尼?干的事 Kind of like Neal.
??你?利 ?你告?查理世上?有圣?老人的 And who gave you permission to tell Charlie there's no Santa Claus?
我?? 如果要破?我?儿子的幻想 我也??是其中的一?破坏分子 I think if we're going to destroy our son's illusions, I should be a part of it.
- ? 可你?不在家 Yeah, but you're never around,
不是么 斯科特 - 哦 算了 又提?? - are you, Scott? - Oh, please.
听? 我?一直??的是 Listen, all we are trying to do is give
?查理?得更理性一? Charlie a firm grasp on reality.
是?好主意 That's a good idea.
你不希望我?的孩子充?幻想 You don't want kids running around using their imaginations.
是啊 你真是 Oh, yeah. That's from the guy responsible
"一切?你洋娃娃"的忠?粉?啊 - 不要提到她 - for the Do-It-All-For-You-Dolly. - Leave her out of this.
- "你??我打嗝 ??我改?" - 我是一?洋娃娃... "Don't you burp me Don't you change me, I'm the dolly..."
- ?什么你??老是吵架 Why do you guys always have to fight?
我?誓我???吵架 只是你??在唱歌 We're not fighting. It's your mom singing.
听起?很像吵架 不是? It sounds a lot like fighting, doesn't it?
像?叫一? Cats, even.
??是 尼?和你?? The trouble is, Neal and your mom,
他?不相信有圣?老人 因?他?太淘气了 they don't believe in Santa because they were real naughty.
因此他?可能只?在 他?的?子里得到一堆木炭 Which is why they'll probably get lumps of coal in their stockings.
我不知道 相信那种事情好像太幼稚了 I don't know. It seems kind of babyish to believe in that kind of stuff.
你在?什么 我相信有圣?老人 我不是孩子 What are you talking about? I believe in Santa Claus. I'm not a baby.
- 呃... - 你?走了 - Well... - Maybe it's time you left.
我?不想?笨蛋?生等太久 We don't want to keep Dr. Pinhead waiting.
?? Come here.
我要呆在?么 Do I gotta stay?
听? 你和你爸爸 Listen, you and your daddy
???愉快的圣? 好? are gonna have a great Christmas, okay?
- 你明天回?接我么 - ?然了 - Will you pick me up tomorrow? - Of course.
- 早早的 - 是的 - Early? - Yes.
我是?太?一出? 你?就?了 We're talking sunup, you're here?
你??得很好的 圣?快? 查理 我?你 You'll be fine. Merry Christmas, Charlie. I love you.
我也?你 ?? I love you, too, Mom.
- 乖? 好? - 再? ?? - You be a good boy, okay? - Bye, Mom.
四?小? Four hours?
我是在做? I'm dreaming
一?白色的圣?? Of a white Christmas
你???完美的圣?? Your Christmas will be perfect...
有了您自己?置的火?定?器 ...with its own built-in turkey timer.
在那?梢?亮 Where those treetops glisten
?在我?回到 And now, we return you
最精彩的圣??故事部分 to the most cherished of Christmas stories,
34?大街上的奇?，?始... Miracle on 34th Street, starring...
啊 Ah.
? 就是?什么要 有?高?量的?火器 That is exactly why you want a high-quality fire extinguisher
?房里的原因 right in the kitchen.
爸爸 ?才火真的很大 Those flames were really big, Dad.
- 是啊 ??做火?才好玩 Well, turkey's funny that way.
- 爸爸 Dad!
好了 ?事了 It's done!
你喜???·布酷么 查理 You like osso buco, Charlie?
??了 你知道么 尼??做的可好吃了 - They're closed. - You know, Neal's a real good cook.
是啊 你??看他水中漫步 Yeah, and you should see him walk on water.
- 你不是很喜?他 是? 爸爸 You don't like him very much, do you, Dad?
- 查理 是的 我只是?玩笑 好? ?不起 我只是??玩笑 Charlie, yeah. I was joking, okay? I'm sorry. I was just kidding around.
我喜?他 ?然了 我喜?他 你知道 有些事... I like him a lot... Yeah, sure, I like him. You know, there...
只是他身上有些?西?我想... There's just something about him that makes me wanna...
?情地打? Lash out irrationally.
- 你?哪听到的 Where did you hear that?
- ?尼?那 我?他那听到了很多?西 他也听我?? From Neal. I learn a lot from him. He listens to me.
是? 然后他??此收?呢 Yeah. Then he charges you for it.
我是在做? I'm dreaming
一?白色的圣?? Of a white Christmas
到了 丹尼餐? - 他?是??的 All right. Denny's. It's always open.
- 我不想在?吃? I don't wanna eat here.
你在?什么呢 What're you talking about?
?都喜?丹尼餐? ?是一?美?机构 Everybody likes Denny's. It's an American institution.
光彩?目！ Glisten!
- 你?和哈?塔什一起的么 - 不 - Are you with Hatsutashi? - No.
- 爸爸把火?烤糊了 - 哦 是? ??走 ?? - Dad burned the turkey. - Oh, yeah. This way. Come on.
- 就在那 - ?? - Right over there. - Thank you.
- ?菜吧 - 把火?烤糊了 - Here we go. - Burn the turkey?
- 咖啡 Coffee?
- 不 ?? 朱迪 No, thank you, Judy.
不如我?先?杯冰?的... What do you say we start out with cold glasses
??季?最流行的蛋酒怎么? of delicious seasonal favorite eggnog?
- 我不喜?蛋酒 - ?完了 - I don't like eggnog. - We're out.
- 咖啡 低糖的 - 好的 - Coffee. Decaf. - Mmm-hmm.
- ?我?杯巧克力牛奶 - ?完了 - I'll have chocolate milk, please. - We're out.
- 那就一般的牛奶吧 Plain milk's fine.
- 好的 Okay.
- 至少我?知道他?有???的苹果派 At least we know they got hot apple pie.
- 我?确?有 - 嗯 - We did. - Mmm-hmm.
?里很舒服啊 This is nice.
????她的?巾 我??我的帽子... "And Mama in her kerchief and I in my cap
我?准?躺下好好?入冬眠 "had just settled down for a long winter's nap.
正在??候外面草坪上 ?啦一?? "When out on the lawn there arose such a clatter,
我?床上跳起去看怎么回事 "I sprang from my bed to see what was the matter.
我像??一?跑到窗? "Away to the window I flew like a flash.
划?小型的雪橇和圣·尼克... "With a miniature sleigh and St. Nick...
帕朗斯和党斯... "And Prancer and Dancer...
...大家??美好的夜晚 "...and to all a good night."
- 那是什么 What's that?
- 什么是什么 "一?玫瑰色?奇科梯子" - What's what? - "A Rose Suchak ladder"?
不是梯子 我?的是"?啦一??" It's not a ladder. I said, "Arose such a clatter."
也就是??音很吵 什么 - It means, "Came a big noise." - What?
查理 "arose" 是一??? 是指?出 Charlie, "arose" is a word that means "it came,"
"clatter"是指大的?? and "clatter" is a big noise.
快?睡?吧 ?上眼睛 Now please, go to sleep. Shut your eyes.
?鹿怎么?的啊 他??有翅膀 How do reindeer fly? They don't have any wings.
- 精?粉末 - 那是彼得·潘里面的，爸爸 - Fairy dust. - That's from Peter Pan, Dad.
- 角 - 鹿角 - Horns. - Antlers.
管他是什么 他?的鹿角?他?... Whatever. Their antlers give them...
你知道 有气流作用 You know, there's a slipstream effect.
空气?得...他?很快... 他?很? The air goes... They move... They're weightless.
- 但是圣?老人很胖 他怎么爬下??的 But if Santa's so fat, how did he get down the chimneys?
- 他?像??那??肚子 He sucks it in like Grandpa.
那么?有壁?的人怎么? What about people who don't have fireplaces?
他怎么?那些人的房子 How does he get into their house?
查理 有?候相信一些事情意味?... Charlie, sometimes believing in something means you...
意味?你就是相信它 Means you just believe in it.
圣?老人用?鹿??行那是因? 他就是????去去的 Santa uses reindeer to fly because that's how he has to get around.
但是你相信有圣?老人 是? 爸爸 But you do believe in Santa, right, Dad?
?然了 我相信有圣?老人 ?在 快睡?吧 Of course I believe in Santa. Now please, go to sleep.
- 爸爸 Dad?
- 又怎么了 查理 What is it, Charlie?
也?你最好在外面放些曲奇和牛奶 以防万一他?了 好? Maybe you better leave some cookies and milk out, just in case, okay?
好的 我?在就去把烤???一下 Great. I'll just go preheat the oven.
?忘了?火器 And don't forget the fire extinguisher.
晚安 查理 Good night, Charlie.
喔 Ho!
在?停下 Settle down there.
爸爸 爸爸 Dad! Dad!
- 什么事 - 我听到??了 - What? - I heard a clatter!
- 什么 查理 What, Charlie?
- 有?? ?啦一? - There! A clatter.
- 查理 你在?什么 - 你?的 "大的??" - Charlie, what're you talking about? - You know, "It came a big noise"?
?外面??的 查理 只是一?? 或者?的什么 - It's coming from outside! - Charlie, it's just the wind or something.
?? 我?回去睡? - Come on, let's go back to bed.
- 有人在屋? - 可能是圣?老人 - Somebody's on the roof. - Maybe it's Santa.
?在???? 查理 我要你坐在?儿 就坐? Not now, Charlie. I want you to sit here, and I want you to stay right there.
- 查理 你知道怎么?911? - ?然了 911 - Charlie, do you know how to call 911? - Sure. 911.
? 很好 呆在那 Yeah, great. Stay there.
- 喂 你 Hey, you!
唔 哇 Oops! Whoa!
哇 Whoa, whoa!
哇 Whoa!
喔 Whoo-hoo!
嘿 伙? - Hey, buddy.
好吧 你就??呆?吧 很好 All right. You should just stay still. Perfect.
- 你抓到他了 You got him!
- 查理 呆在那?? 查理 听我的好? 呆在那里?? Charlie, stay where you are. Charlie, would you listen to me? Stay up there!
?是圣?老人 你?了他 It is Santa! You killed him.
?有！他不是圣?老人 Did not! It is not Santa.
他是 Well, he was.
他身上有身份?件 我猜 He's got some ID on him, I bet.
伙? 如果你听到我?? 我只是找找你的?件 Fella, if you can hear me, I'm just looking for your identification.
一旦我知道你是? 我? 我?送你去市中心的 Once I figure out who you are, I'll give you a lift back to the mall.
"如果我有?万一 穿上我的衣服 "If something should happen to me, put on my suit.
?鹿知道?怎么做" 好的 "The reindeer will know what to do." Yeah, right.
哇 Whoa.
- 爸爸 Dad!
- 嘿 他不?了 Hey. He disappeared!
哇 Whoa.
- 他肯定光?身子跑哪去了 He's naked somewhere.
- 你?按卡片上?的穿上它 You gonna put on the suit like the card said?
是吧? - 不 不 - Are you? - No. No.
- ??? 爸爸 我也想去 Come on, Dad. I wanna go, too.
- ??了 查理 我?哪都不去 Stop it, Charlie. We're not going anywhere.
- 我想?你做什么 你??不做 You never do what I wanna do!
- 你能不能?一? ?我想想?怎么? Would you please be quiet for a minute so I can figure this out?
屋?上有?鹿 Reindeer up on the roof.
地上有圣?老人的衣服 Santa suit laying on the ground.
有人摔下? 不是我的? Guy fell. Not my fault.
屋?上有?鹿 ??很?解? Reindeer on the roof. That is hard to explain.
?是梯子 It's the ladder.
???西?哪?的 Where the hell'd this come from?
看? 爸爸 "玫瑰?奇科梯子公司" Look here, Dad. "The Rose Suchak Ladder Company."
呃？ Huh?
"屋外房檐下 有玫瑰色?奇科梯子" "Out by the roof there's a Rose Suchak ladder."
- 就像??的一? - 就像??的一? - Just like the poem. - Just like the poem?
查理 ?那里下? 查理 ?那爬下? Charlie, come on down from there. Charlie, get down from there!
爸爸 你??看看?? Dad! You gotta see this!
- ?碰 - 太棒了 Don't touch anything. It's great!
我要打???案 我把?些?西拿上去 I'm just gonna call the police. I'll carry this stuff up there.
?他???理 好? Let them deal with it, okay?
哇 Whoa.
??家伙很胖啊 This guy was huge.
爸爸 不是很好玩么 - Dad, isn't this neat?
查理 查理 离那些?西?? Charlie. Charlie! Stay away from those things.
他?是?鹿 你不知道他?去?哪 They're reindeer. You don't know where they've been.
他?看上去像得了白?病 They all look like they've got key lime disease.
??? ?道夫 Easy, Rudolph.
不好意思 考米特 Excuse me. Comet.
爸爸 看看?? ?是圣?老人的雪橇 Dad! Check out Santa's sleigh!
?有圣?老人的雪橇???西 There's no such thing as Santa's sleigh.
?然有了 你?你相信有圣?老人 Sure there is. You said you believed in Santa.
不是? 我?了么 我?了 - Right? - I did? I do!
?鹿呢 What about the reindeer?
?些是圣?老人的?鹿 不是? These are Santa's reindeer, aren't they?
我希望不是 I hope not.
?是... These are
?物 a gift.
可能是??台送?的 Probably from the cable company.
?在我?在迪士尼?道 圣?快? We're getting the Disney Channel now. Merry Christmas.
- 跳下? - 我不想下去 - Now, hop out of there, please. - I don't wanna go.
听? 查理,我??玩笑 Listen, Charlie, I'm not kidding.
我?走吧 Let's go!
- 太好了 出?啦 Yeah, let's go!
查理 Charlie!
抓?了查理 Hold on, Charlie!
哇 Whoa!
?，考米特！哇，出?啦 Giddyap, Comet! Whoa, let's go!
爸爸 爬到?? Dad, climb up here.
?于爬??了 There we go.
如果我?一直沿???路走 我??碰上 94?... So, if we go straight on this road and we hit I-94...
我?玩的很高? ?在怎么? Well, we made good time. Now what do we do?
- 拿上那袋玩具 - 然后呢 - Get the bag of toys! - And do what?
- 爬下?? - 爬下??? - Go down the chimney. - Down the chimney!
你要我拿??些玩具 爬下??... You want me to take the toys down the chimney
只穿??衣 爬?一?陌生人的房子 into a strange house in my underwear?
不 你得先把?套?服穿上 No. You got to put the suit on first.
你知道我??怎么做不? 我?要爬出???子 You know what we're gonna do, is we're gonna get out of here
因??事?在太蠢了 because this whole thing is stupid.
?什么我想做的事都是愚蠢的 How come everything I want to do is stupid?
我?那么? I didn't say that.
?死我了 你想?我穿上?件圣?老人的衣服 Freezing my nubs off out here, and you want me to get into a Santa costume.
很好 圣?老人的衣服 This is great. A Santa costume.
哦 ??事情 你根本不知道?身衣服去?什么地方 Oh, this thing. You never know where it's been.
??的商?? A thousand malls.
我希望你很?心 考米特 希望你很?心 但是 最重要的 Well, I hope you're happy, Comet. Hope you're happy. But most of all,
我希望住在?里的人是?裁? I hope the guy that lives here is a tailor!
漂亮的外套 Nice coat.
好了 我看起?怎? 漂亮吧 Well, how do I look? Nice?
- 你忘了腰? - ?? - You forgot the sash. - You're right.
??全套??都?了 This completes the ensemble.
好了 穿上靴子 All right. Got my boots.
?在我穿上衣服了 我怎么知道?留下什么?物 Now I've got the suit on. How am I supposed to know what to leave?
- 可能有份名? Maybe there's a list.
- 名? 我太蠢了 ?然有份名?了 A list. How silly of me. Of course there's a list.
小心 爸爸 Careful, Dad!
- 我?事 ?事 ?事 - 看呀 你在?了 - I'm okay, I'm okay, I'm okay! - Look! You're flying!
?事 我??了 我是?60年代??的 It's okay, I'm used to it. I lived through the '60s.
哇，哇，哇！ Whoa, whoa, whoa!
?利的牙? Nice teeth.
?在那 Who's down there?
今天是圣?? 快 快 快 It's the holidays. Come on, come on.
嗨，查理！ 我?里需要?助 Hey, Charles! Need a little help down here!
哇！ Whoa!
你怎么做到的 感?怎么? 爸爸 How'd you do that? What'd it feel like, Dad?
就像 "全美通?令" 一? It felt like America's Most Wanted!
快 快把我拉?去 我?得赶快走 Now pull me in, quick! We gotta get outta here.
?? 我??回家了 ?怎么?? Thanks. We gotta go home. How do you start this thing?
就?? - Just like that!
哇 Whoa.
??是一?漫?的夜晚 This could be a really long night.
再做一次 爸爸 - Do it again, Dad.
求求你 Please?
?法做了 ??袋子是空的 I can't. That thing's empty.
袋子里什么都?有 There's nothing in the bag.
即使有 你?看到 ?里??? Even if there was, didn't you notice there's no chimney?
?有?? 就?有壁? Where there's no chimney, there's no fireplace.
你在朝我吼? Are you growling at me?
你看，考米特，我??的 ?里什么?西也?... Look, Comet, like I said, there is nothing left...
太?异了 因? 我知道我... 不 不 不 不 不 That's so weird, because I know when I did that... No, no, no, no, no!
住手！?里?有?? Hold it! There's no chimney here!
你听不到么 ?有?? Can you hear me? No chimney, all right?
看上去很不?啊 爸爸 Looking good, Dad!
??玩笑了 You have got to be kidding!
快快！看看??西的尺寸 Come on! Look at the size of this thing!
荒?！噢 Weird! Ow.
- 圣?老人 - 斯加特·卡?文 - Santa? - Scott Calvin.
你的衣服怎么?么肥啊 How come your clothes are so baggy?
因?圣?老人?肥了 Because Santa is watching his saturated fats.
- 你怎么?有?腮胡子啊 - 因?我刮胡子了 - How come you don't have a beard? - Because I shaved!
你要不要??娃娃 回去睡?去 Do you want this doll or not? Go back to sleep.
你??喝牛奶的 You're supposed to drink the milk.
听? 我有乳糖不耐症 Look, I am lactose intolerant.
再不睡 我?上就? 把?些?物?回??里了 And I am just about this close to taking all those presents back up the chimney.
"??喝牛奶的" "Supposed to drink the milk"!
?上你的眼睛 Shut your eyes!
哦！ Oh!
?壁?你怎么?去的 How do you get in without a fireplace?
不知道 I don't know.
一?壁?它自己出?了 好酷啊 - One just kind of appeared. - Awesome!
哦，孩子！ Oh, boy!
查理 看那里的云? 很漂... Charlie, look at the clouds over here. Aren't they pretty?
查理 Charlie!
呀！ Yah!
好了 早上好 伙? All right. Morning, fellas.
早上好 ??小子 我??于完工了 考米特 Morning, sport. We're done, Comet. Ho-ho-ho.
回家 Back to the house.
各位圣?快? 各位晚安 Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.
我醒了之后 一定要去?院做?CT?描 When I wake up, I'm getting a CAT scan!
- ?好么 爸爸 Is this okay, Dad?
- 不 不好 No, it's not okay!
喂 你??得?里是家? Hey, does this look like home to you guys?
不 不 不 不 不 No, no! No, no, no, no!
嘿！你?去哪 回? Hey, hey! Where you going? Come back here!
哦 Oh.
在平安夜里 In the silence of the night
下?雪... When the snow...
嘿 嘿 伙? Hey, hey! Hey, buddy!
你 先生 喂 You, sir! Hey!
你可以看到神??亮 You can see a magic light
听到圣????起 And hear the ring of Christmas bells
你能听到我??么 Can you hear me?
?然??夜晚?得漫?而黑暗 Though the night seems long and dark
?就是大地... It is the earth...
- 那是什么 - 我不知道 - What's that? - I don't know.
我?得那是北极柱 I think it's the North Pole.
那是北极? That's the North Pole?
喂 伙? 我?需要?助 Hey, buddy, we need some help.
嗨！你在干? Hello! What are you doing?
?上你的眼睛，跟我? So close your eyes and come with me
圣?????你回家 The Christmas bells will bring you home
嘿 看 新的圣?老人?了 Hey, look! Here comes the new Santa!
?在我?用歌?填?夜晚 And now with song we fill the night
?歌?舞迎接曙光 While magic dances in the light
祝你圣?快?一年四季春常在 To wish you now and all the year
圣?祝福??你?? The joy that comes with Christmas cheer
坐在后面 Sit back.
听到我?的??笑?充?空? Hear our voices fill the air
?散冬日的寒冷 To drive the winter's cold away
我?的心情与所有的人分享 And so our hearts with all will share
圣????了所有的? The love that comes with Christmas day
圣?的?? ??你回家 The Christmas bells will bring you home
- 大人?都在哪里？ - 太酷了！ - Where are all the grownups? - This is so cool!
呆在? Stay here.
喂 小孩 小孩 孩子 ?里?管事 Hey, kid, kid. Kid, who's in charge here?
你啊 ?有 我不是小孩了 You are. And I'm not a kid.
我的尖?鞋的??比你?大 我是?精? I've pointy shoes that are older than you. I'm an elf.
喂 小男孩 或者 小女孩 ... You guys, or you girls.
??你?下?命令 ?是你?的? Who gives the orders? Who's your boss?
- 你是 - 不 不 不 - You are. - No, no, no.
- ? ?是精?? - 你是 - Who's the head elf? - You are!
嘿 ?在?惹是生非 Hey! Who's causing all the trouble around here?
- 他 - 她 - He is. - She is.
不好意思 我?在喝咖啡小憩么 Excuse me, are we on a coffee break?
- 我?不喝咖啡 - 那么休息???束了 - We don't drink coffee. - Then I guess the break is over.
回去工作 ?? Back to work. Thanks.
??她?么大呼小叫的 好? 你是? Take it easy on her, will ya? Who are you?
我是伯?德 很高??到你，圣?老人 I'm Bernard. Nice to meet ya, Santa.
我不是圣?老人 今晚我累死了 I'm not Santa! I've had a rough night.
到?狗叫 到?有人?? There's been dogs barking, guns going off.
听? 我腰酸背疼的 Look, my back's killing me.
你有曾? 把一??斯基摩艇?下一???么 Have you ever tried to shove a sea kayak down a chimney?
我不想再?聊了 I'm tired of this small talk.
嗯 Hmm.
另外那?圣?老人消失了 是? The other Santa disappeared, right?
等一下 我知道什么意思了 Wait a minute. Hey! I know where this is going.
不是我的? 那?家伙摔倒了 是?意外 It wasn't my fault. The other guy fell. It was an accident.
我有房?的保? ?有一?好律? I've got homeowner's insurance and a good attorney.
不如我妻子的 不?我??揭那??疤了 Not as good as my wife's, but let's not open up that wound.
等一下 Hold it a minute. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
你怎么知道那?家伙消失了 How did you know the other guy was gone?
- 要不要?你???料 - 不 我不想喝?料 - Can I get you a drink? - No, I don't want a drink.
我渴了 也?了 I'm thirsty, and hungry, too.
查理 我?得我是?你呆在雪橇里的 Charlie, I thought I told you to stay in the sleigh.
- ?是? Who's this?
- ?...?是我的儿子 查理 This is my son, Charlie.
?不起 查理 ?是... I'm sorry. Charlie, this is...
- 伯?德 - 伯?德 - Bernard. - Bernard.
- 嗨 伯?德 - 嗨 ??小子 - Hi, Bernard. - Hiya, sport.
- 嘿 爸爸 他叫我??小子 Hey, Dad, he called me "sport"
- 也像你一? - 很好 - just like you. - Wonderful.
嘿 你知道不 我有?西送?你 Hey, you know what? I got something for you.
好的 伸出你的手 好? Okay, now hold out your hand, all right?
小心?哦 ??很有年?了 就像我一? Now, be very careful. This is very old, just like me.
晃晃它 查理 Shake it up, Charlie.
哇 Wow.
- 你?我保管一段??吧 - ?早?派上用?的 Why don't you hold onto it for me for a while? It might come in handy.
- ?? 非常感? Thanks. Thanks a lot.
我?誓我?好好保管它的 I promise I'll take real good care of it.
- 保?你? Make sure you do.
- 我保? I will.
嘿 爸爸 看 Hey, Dad, look!
有趣的球 - 嘿 巴拉巴斯 Fabulous ball. Hey, Barabbas.
- 伯?德 - 伯?德 - Bernard! - Bernard.
我?可以直接?回??中么 Can we take a direct flight back to reality
或者在丹佛?机 or do we have to change planes in Denver?
拉里 把查理?去 ?他?吃的 Larry, take Charlie here and get him some chow.
- 不 拉里 ? 查理 No, Larry, don't do that. Charlie!
- 他??事的 跟我走 你??想把?身衣服?下? He'll be okay. Follow me, you'll want to get out of those clothes.
我... 呃... 不 巴?比 我只想回家 I... No, look, Barnaby, I just want to go home.
听? 我不是圣?老人 Look, I am not Santa Claus!
呃 Ah.
你到底有?有看那?卡片 Did you or did you not read the card?
- ?? 我看了那?卡片 - 那么你就是新的圣?老人了 - Yeah, I read the card. - Then you're the new Santa.
?上那?帽子 穿上那件衣服 你就接受了合? In putting on the hat and jacket, you accepted the contract.
什么合? What contract?
在圣?老人衣服里的卡片 你?你?了 不是么 The card in the Santa suit. You said you read it, right?
所以你穿上了?身衣服 你就是?同了圣??款 So when you put on the suit, you fell subject to the Santa Clause.
- 就是?? - 圣?老人 - Here. - The Santa Claus?
哦 你是?我家屋?上摔下?的家伙 You mean the guy that fell off my roof?
不是 不是圣?老人 不是那?人 是圣??款 那??款 No, no, no. Not Santa Claus the person, Santa Clause the clause.
什么 What?
- 你是...一?商人是吧 Look, you're a businessman, right?
- 是的 - 好的 - Yeah. - Okay.
?款 是合?里的最主要的一? A clause, as in the last line of a contract.
你?拿?那?卡片? You got the card?
好的 看? Okay, look.
圣??款 "一旦穿上?身衣服 踏上??雪橇... The Santa Clause, "In putting on this suit and entering the sleigh,
"穿戴者放?了先前的所有身份 "the wearer waives any and all rights to any previous identity,
??是真??是化名 "real or implied,
"完全地接受圣?老人的?任和??... "and fully accepts the duties and responsibilities
"永??? "of Santa Claus in perpetuity
直到穿戴者 ?法??履行??的那一天..." "until such time that wearer becomes unable to do so
由于意外或者被人?? 那是什么意思 - "by either accident or design." - What does that mean?
?意思是?一旦你穿上了?件衣服 你就是那?胖乎乎的圣?老人了 It means you put on the suit, you're the big guy.
太荒?了 我穿上衣服是不?了... That's ridiculous. I didn't put on a suit just to...
??理解吧 Try to understand this!
? Ooh.
我??你解?一下 好吧 Let me explain something to you, okay?
得派送?些玩具 我不能做?件事 Toys have to be delivered. I'm not gonna do it.
?不是我的工作 我只是?精? It's not my job. I'm just an elf.
?是圣?老人的工作 但是他掉下了屋? 你家的屋? It's Santa's job, but Santa fell off a roof, your roof.
你看了那?卡片 你穿上了那件衣服 You read the card, you put on the suit.
?明??正好符合?款?定 That clearly falls under the Santa Clause.
- ?在你就是圣?老人了 听懂了? - 有??? - Now you're Santa, okay? - A question.
- 什么 - 我什么?候能??里出去 - What? - When can I get outta here?
- 爸爸 你?看看??地方 Dad, you gotta see this place!
- 你明天早上离? You leave tomorrow morning.
你有11?月的???理好你的事情 You have 11 months to get your affairs in order,
你?在下?感恩?回? and you're due back here Thanksgiving.
- 我不?在感恩?回??里的 I'm not coming back here on Thanksgiving.
- 我?把名?寄?你 I'll ship the list to your house.
- 什么名? - ??了 就是那?名? - What list? - Come on, now. The list.
"他在确定名?" He's making a list
"确?一遍" Checking it twice
"?了??" "?淘气或者乖巧" Gonna find out who's naughty or nice
听? 在乖孩子名字前??P Ugh. Look, you put a "P" next to the kids who are nice
淘气孩子名字前??C and a "C" next to the naughty ones.
P和C? "P" and "C"?
?啊 P代表?物 C代表木炭 是吧 伯?德 Yeah! "P" for present, "C" for coal, right, Bernard?
- ?? Right!
- 等一下 我怎么知道他?是好是坏 Wait a minute! How do I know who's good and bad?
- 你?知道的 - 如果我不做又怎? - You'll know. - What if I don't wanna do this?
- ??的事情就??玩笑了 - ?什么不 - Don't even kid about a thing like that! - Why not?
如果我不???圣?老人的? 那又怎? What if I don't buy into this Santa Claus thing?
如果我??不信有圣?老人 那又怎? What if I choose not to believe it?
那?的? 世上就有几百万的孩子?很失望 Then there would be millions of disappointed children around the world.
你知道 孩子?在心中 一直深埋?圣??情? You see, children hold the spirit of Christmas within their hearts.
你不想成?那?扼?圣??情?的人吧 You wouldn't want to be responsible for killing the spirit of Christmas,
你想? 圣?老人 now, would you, Santa?
朱迪??你去你的房? ?下那套衣服 得洗洗干? Judy will take you to your room. Get out of the suit, it needs to be cleaned.
- ?要改小? - 然后睡一?儿 - And taken in. - Then get some sleep.
我??有很多事情要做 只有一年的??了 We've got a lot of work to do and only a year in which to do it.
- 朱迪 - 圣?老人 - Judy. - Santa.
- 斯加特·卡?文 - 跟我? - Scott Calvin. - Follow me.
- 我坐下?火? I'll just take the next train.
- 爸爸 快? - 查理 - Dad, come on! - Charlie!
- 快? 爸爸 Come on, Dad!
- 查理 等等 Charlie, wait up!
- 很好玩 我喜? - 我也喜? 不?我不喜?... - That's funny. I like that. - I like that, too. But I don't like...
哇 Wow.
要?你??吃的么 ?房一直?? Can I get you anything? The kitchen's always open.
??烈酒吧 How about a stiff drink?
你?睡?儿 You should get some sleep.
?是你的睡衣 我?上回? Here are your pajamas. I'll be right back.
哦 看 朱迪 看 看?儿 Look, Judy. Look over there.
看 看那儿 我知道 Look over there. I know.
看 看那 那有??木舟 啊哈 真的 Look over there. There's a canoe. Yeah, it's true.
看 有?食火? Look, there's an emu!
- 看他 - ? - Look at him! - Shoo!
- 圣?老人 - 斯加特·卡?文 - Santa? - Scott Calvin.
- 我?你拿了些可可? - 不用了 ?? - I brought you some cocoa. - No, thanks.
我的??秘方 花了1200年才研制成功 My own recipe. Took me 1,200 years to get it right.
- 1200年 - ?? - 1,200 years? - That's right.
我得? 按你?年? 你保?得?在是太好了 You know, I must say, you look pretty good for your age.
?? 不?我最近在和人??呢 Thanks, but I'm seeing someone in wrapping.
好 Okay.
嗯 Mmm.
嗯 Hmm.
很好喝 This is good.
真的很好喝 This is really good.
不要太? 多加巧克力 晃? 但不能?拌 Not too hot, extra chocolate, shaken, not stirred.
你看上去有?不安 You look distressed.
不安 我已?大大超?不安了 Distressed? I'm way past distressed.
- ?什么呢 - 因?我在和一?精??? - Why's that? - I'm talking to an elf!
而我很久以前已?不相信圣?老人了 And I stopped believing in Santa Claus a long time ago.
?什么可奇怪的 大多?的成年人相信不了魔法 That's not surprising. Most grownups can't believe in magic.
就那么...??年?的增?消失了 It just sort of grows out of them.
你是一?很善解人意的小精? Look, you're a nice little elf.
- ?? - 不??是?? - Thanks. - But this is a dream.
我是? ?很棒 有?有北极熊 在下面指?交通 I mean, this is fabulous. Is that a polar bear directing traffic down there?
我... 我看到了 可是我不信 I see it, but I don't believe it.
- 你?理解重? - 重?是什么 - You're missing the point. - What is the point?
看到的不是你相信的 你相信的就是你看到的 Seeing isn't believing, believing is seeing.
孩子?不需要看到??地方 才知道??地方存在 Kids don't have to see this place to know that it's here.
他?就是...知道 They just know.
你?休息了 晚安 先生 Well, you should get some rest. Good night, sir.
爸爸 Dad!
起床了 ?虫 Wake up, sleepy!
快? 起床 Come on, get up!
爸爸 嗯 - Dad! - Mmm.
- 爸爸 - Dad!
爸爸 - Dad!
起? 爸爸 起? - Come on, Dad, come on!
你???看看?些漂亮的玩具 - See all the neat toys!
- ??我了 查理 - 快 快起? 快 - Stop shaking me, Charlie. - Come on, get up, get up!
- 好的 - 快? 圣??早上了 - Okay. - Come on, it's Christmas morning.
- 好的 去 去煮?咖啡 - 快起? 爸爸 快起? - Great! Go make some coffee. - Come on, Dad, let's go!
好的 好的 Okay.
- 你?好? 爸爸 - 嗯 ?好 ?好 - Are you okay, Dad? - Yeah. Just fine, just fine.
你心?病?么? 我懂心肺复?法 Are you having a heart attack? I know CPR.
?事 我只是... No, I was just...
- S·C - 是的 圣?老人 - S.C. - Yeah, Santa Claus.
嘿 和你的名字??字母一?的 爸爸 Hey. Same initials as your name, Dad.
斯加特·卡?文 Scott Calvin.
什么 - What?
噢 查理 ?? 圣?快? Oh, Charlie! Merry Christmas, honey.
- 玩的高?么 - 很好 玩的最高?的一次了 - Did you have a good time? - Great time! The best!
太好了 哦 斯加特 漂亮的睡衣 非常喜? Great. Scott, nice P.J.s. Very festive.
- ?哪?的 - 我不知道 - Where'd you get them? - I don't know.
- 朱迪?你的 Judy gave them to you.
- 朱迪 真的 - ? - Judy. Really. - Who?
- 北极的那? 哦 圣?老人的一?助手 - Up at the North Pole. - Ah. One of Santa's little helpers.
昨天晚上 爸爸和我 坐了?行的?鹿 Last night, Dad and me went with the flying reindeer.
真的很好玩 ?? 爸爸是圣?老人 拉里?我??了工厂 It was really neat, Mom. Dad was Santa, and Larry showed me the workshop.
- 你知道他?在哪做玩具的? You know, where they make all the toys?
- ??你... Gee, thanks for
- ?他?么?踏?地 - 是的 - keeping his feet on the ground. - You bet.
?? 你先去?里等一?儿 好? 我?上?? Honey, you go wait in the car for a minute. I'll be right there.
- 圣?快? Merry Christmas.
- 拜拜 爸爸 ??你?我去北极 度?了一?愉快的夜晚 Bye, Dad. Thanks for a great night at the North Pole.
那... So...
你跟他?了什么 什么也?? - What have you been telling him? - Nothing.
只是...我做了一?很?异的? It's just... I had this really strange dream
我... 我肯定是把?告?他了 and I must've told him all about it.
等一下 Wait.
- 查理 - 斯加特 - Charlie. - Scott.
嗨 爸爸 - 漂亮的睡衣 - Hi, Dad. - Nice jammies.
- ?? ?于你在屋里?的事 Thanks. About what you said in the house...
- ??你??了工厂 - 精? - Who showed you the workshop? - The elf.
- 我怎么得到?身睡衣的 - 我告?你了 朱迪?你的 - How'd I get the pajamas? - I told you. Judy.
哦 等等 Oh, wait, wait.
朱迪是昨天?店里 那?女服??的名字 Judy was the name of the waitress at the restaurant last night.
- 某?女服???你睡衣 - 到底?生什么事了 - Some waitress gave you pajamas? - What's this all about?
爸爸?我去了北极 拉里?我??了工厂 Dad took me to the North Pole, and Larry showed me the workshop.
- 北极 - 是的 爸爸是新的圣?老人 - The North Pole! - Yeah. Dad's the new Santa.
原?的圣?老人?屋?上摔下?了 爸爸穿上了他的衣服 The regular Santa fell off the roof and Dad put on the suit.
查理 我?回家?????? Charlie, we'll discuss this at home.
?款 圣??款 The clause. The Santa Clause.
只是一?? - It's just a dream.
那?的事情是不??生的 Stuff like that doesn't happen.
算了吧 只是?? It was a dream. Come on!
我不穿睡衣的 通常我裸睡 全裸 哈 I don't even wear pajamas. Normally I sleep naked. Buck naked! Ha!
早上好 ?格?恩夫人 ??·?瑟琳 Morning, Mrs. McGloin. Mary Catherine.
眼睛往前看 ??·?瑟琳 Eyes front, Mary Catherine!
有?候穿拳?短? Sometimes boxer shorts. You know.
所以 ?住了 孩子? So, remember, kids,
?有比三???更痛苦的事情了 there is nothing more painful than third degree burns.
?? ?哈拉消防? Well, thank you, Fireman O'Hara.
我想全班同?都想通?我?句... And I think the whole class will join me in saying
?你的同事感到?憾 sorry about your partner.
好了 ?在是?候 ?我?的精神病??上?了 Well, perhaps this is a good time to bring up the psychiatrist.
查理 你?介?一下你的... Charlie, would you like to introduce your...
米勒?生 Dr. Miller!
能?我爸爸先上么 Can I ask Dad to go first?
如果你?么想的? 查理 Well, if that's how you feel, Charlie.
他就是?么想的 尼? 快? 毛衣不?嘛 伙? That's how he feels, Neal. Come on. Nice sweater, buddy.
?是我的爸爸 斯加特·卡?文 他有一份很好的工作 This is my dad, Scott Calvin. He's got a really neat job.
- ?? 查理 - 我爸爸是圣?老人 - Thank you, Charlie. - My dad is Santa Claus.
哦 孩子 Oh, boy.
我想他要?的是 我看上去像圣?老人 I think what he means is, I'm like Santa Claus.
我?都很愿意??人付出 我?都活得很?心 We're both giving, we're both jolly,
我?都努力工作 一年一天 and we both work very hard one day a year.
- 哦 孩子 - 爸爸 我不是??意思 - Oh, boy! - That's not what I mean, Dad.
听? 在平安夜 我爸爸把圣?老人推下了屋檐 Look, on Christmas Eve, my dad pushed Santa off the roof.
- ? 查理 - 圣?老人消失了 - No, Charlie. - Santa disappeared
我爸爸代替了他 查理 - and my dad took his place. - Charlie!
- 然后我和他一起派?了所有的?物 Then I went with him to deliver all the presents.
然后?鹿??把我??到了北极 在那里 精??? Then the reindeer flew us to the North Pole where the head elf
- 伯?德?了我?? - 查理 - Bernard gave me this. - Charlie...
听? 我在一家玩具公司上班 我向全?各地派送玩具 Look, I work for a toy company. I deliver toys all over the country.
所以在某种意?上? 我像?圣?老人 So, in a way, I'm like Santa Claus.
- 你? ??的 - 你做了那些玩具? - Yes, sweetheart? - Do you make the toys?
不是的 傻瓜 精?做 No, stupid, the elves do!
波比 我?不?"傻瓜" Bobby, we don't say "stupid,"
我?也不?"精?" 他?是些小人 and we don't say "elves." They're "little people."
- 不 他?真的是精? No, but they really are elves.
- 不管叫什么 ?? - 你最喜?的?鹿是哪只 - Whatever, honey. - Which one's your favorite reindeer?
- 考米特 - 哦 我 我 我?有最喜?的 - Comet. - I don't have a favorite.
我直接?吧 圣?老人 So, let me get this straight, Santa.
你的意思是? 如果我?大了想?圣?老人 You mean, when I grow up, if I wanna be Santa Claus,
我要做的就是把你推下屋檐 all I gotta do is push you off a roof?
好了 他?了 他?那是他?得最?心的圣??了 He said that it was the best Christmas he ever had?
- 惊喜啊 你?得呢 Oh, big surprise!
- 听他那么?我很高? - 你?得??有?? It's just nice to hear it from him. Is that a problem with you?
好了 那么? All right. So?
我能?句?? 我是??生 May I speak, please? I am a doctor.
不 他不是 他是?精神病?? No, he's not. He's a psychiatrist.
?吧 米勒?生 Please. Go ahead, Dr. Miller.
我想我?知道?是老?的?儿了 I guess we know who's the teacher's pet.
斯加特 成熟? Scott! Oh, grow up.
我?之所以在?里是因?... The reason we're here is that this is far more serious
??比孩子是否相信 圣?老人的存在?重得多 than a boy believing or not believing in Santa Claus.
?? 因?查理?? 整件事情确??生? That's right, because Charlie thinks that this whole thing actually happened.
斯加特 你?平安夜晚上 Scott, what was the last thing you and Charlie did
睡?前做的最后一件事情是什么 before you went to bed Christmas Eve?
我?一起喝了一碗糖水 喝了一??烈酒 We shared a bowl of sugar, did some shots of brown liquor,
玩了我的?? ?了一只? played with my shotguns, field dressed a cat,
?情了的 looked for women.
- 我?他??了 I read him a book!
- 什么? - "好??主?" - What book? - Hollywood Wives.
"圣?前夜" 各位 ??? The Night Before Christmas, folks. Come on!
你去北极了? And did you go to the North Pole?
? ?太荒?了 我???浪? This is ridiculous. I don't have time for this.
荒? Ridiculous
不管是不是荒? 斯加特 ?查理?? ?不是? 是真的 or not, Scott, for Charlie, this isn't some dream, it is real.
你要坐下?和查理好好?? 跟他解?你不是圣?老人 You need to sit down with Charlie. Explain to him you are not Santa Claus.
爸爸 他?像北极的熊 They're like the bears at the North Pole, Dad.
查理 我告??你了 我??去北极 Charlie, I already told you, we did not go to the North Pole.
- 那是?? - 你在否? 爸爸 - That was a dream. - You're in denial, Dad.
否? 你甚至不知道那是什么意思 Denial! You don't even know what that means.
你确?在否? 我知道?生?什么 Well, you are. I know what happened.
你怎么知道 怎么知道 你??据 How do you know that? How? You don't have any proof.
?据 ?什么我?不能 - Proof? - Why can't we both
??那只是? 然后忘了它呢 think of it as just a great dream and forget about it?
那么??呢 ??得里面那些好?西么 What about this? Remember all the neat stuff inside?
查理 ?是?玩具 Charlie, this is a toy.
我?以前做??种?西 不??人? We used to make things like this at work, but no one bought 'em.
?你 我不想再??件事了 Here. I don't want to talk about this anymore.
我知道你是? 爸爸 I know who you are, Dad.
你很快???的 You'll figure it out soon enough.
有很多孩子相信你 你不能?他?失望 There are a lot of kids that believe in you. You can't let them down.
查理 你?了 Charlie, you're wrong.
- 什么?么好笑 What's so funny?
- ?什么 Nothing.
?你在睡??他看到你 He sees you when you're sleeping
- 你醒了他也知道 - He knows when you're awake
他知道你是好?是坏 He knows if you've been bad or good
跑啊 ??些?鹿跑啊 Rollin'. Keep those reindeer rollin'
好啊，你最好注意 你最好?叫! Okay! You better watch out You better not cry
快? 党斯 快? 帕朗斯 Come on, Dancer. Come on, Prancer.
- 圣?老人?城? - 哇 - Santa Claus is coming to town - Whoa.
我?不能停 We can't stop.
但我要去浴室 But I have to go to the bathroom!
我告?你了 你?? 在我?离?北极之前就离? I told you, should've gone before we left the North Pole.
弦?小鼓咚咚? ...and rummy tum-tums
哇 Whoa.
就在那 在那?? Right here. Turn over here.
卷?娃娃?跚??步 Curly-haired dolls that toddle and coo
也有大象拉?儿童? Elephant spokes and kiddie cars, too
- 他在哪 Where is he?
- 他可能在他屋里 在床上上跳上跳下的 Well, he could be in his room jumping up and down on his bed,
???帽子 穿?橡?鞋 wearing a red hat and galoshes.
尼?干什么我??趣 查理在哪 I don't care what Neal's doing. Where's Charlie?
哦 我知道了 知道了 Oh, I see, I see.
既然做不好父? Well, if you can't be father of the year,
?什么不圣?老人呢 是吧 why not be Father Christmas, huh?
查理，?一?也不合乎?? Charlie, it's just not logical.
怎么可能一?人在一?晚上 How can one man, in one night,
拜?了世界上所有的孩子 visit all the children of the world?
不是所有人都?圣??的 Not everyone celebrates Christmas.
我想有种????吧 And I think there's some sort of time continuum
一旦圣?老人坐上雪橇 它就?? that breaks down once Santa's in his sleigh.
那么壁?呢 很多人?有壁? What about fireplaces? A lot of people don't have them.
圣?老人怎么拜??些人 How does Santa visit those people?
他??形 然后... He turns into Jell-O and...
壁??出? 他像??的就?去了 The fireplace kind of appears and he goes through it like this.
?鹿呢 What about the reindeer?
- 你看??鹿?翔么 Have you ever seen a reindeer fly?
- 是的 - 我?有 - Yes. - Well, I haven't.
- 你看??百万美元么 - ? - Have you ever seen $1 million? - No.
你只是?看到 不代表它不存在 Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist.
嘿 尼? 好啊 ??小子 Hi, Neal. Howdy, sport.
- 嗨 爸爸 - 要散散步么 - Hi, Dad. - You wanna take a walk?
- 我想和你聊聊 - ?然 我拿上外套 - I wanna talk to you. - Sure. I'll get my coat.
- 好的 快? Okay, hustle up.
斯加特 能?句?么 Scott? Can I have a minute?
?然 Sure.
我想目前查理?子有?混? I think Charlie is conflicted at the moment.
真的 Wow. Really?
伙? Boy. Hmm.
??你的分析 真的非常感? Appreciate your analysis, I really do.
但是 伙? 你有更重要的事情要?心 Boy, you got more important things to worry about, you know.
比如你怎么弄到更多的毛衣 Like, where are you gonna get more sweaters
在???撤离后 after the circus pulls out of town?
斯加特 你怎么一?都听不?去 Scott! I mean, you're not listening.
我?都很?心?事 ?心什么 - We are very concerned about this. - Concerned about what?
就是... This...
?心查理和你在一起 是不是?他有好? If Charlie spending time with you is the best thing for him.
?于毛衣 你是?的 好? You were right about the sweater, okay?
你?得明年 Do you think by next year
我可以?得足?大 能?自??雪橇么 I'll be big enough to drive the sleigh all by myself?
- 不 No!
- 可是我一直在?? 不 那不是我要?的 - But I've been practicing. - No, that's not what I'm talking about.
查理 你听? 我?要??圣?老人??事情 Charlie, hold on a second. We've got to talk about this Santa Claus thing.
查理 ?有... Charlie, there is no...
?什么 爸爸 No what, Dad?
?有理由告??人有?北极的事情 There's no reason why we have to tell anybody about the North Pole.
- ?什么不 Why not?
- 有?候 有些事 一些重要的事 Well, sometimes some things, big things,
嗯... 不??出去 就像??人之?... should remain unsaid, like between two people...
哦 你?就像?秘密 是 像一?秘密 ?它成??秘密 - Oh, you mean like a secret. - Yes. Like a secret. Let's keep it secret.
怎么??? How come?
因???和尼? Because of Mom and Neal.
不只因?他? ?有?校 Not just because of them. There's school.
每?人都??... 算了 ?人怎么??不重要 Everybody thinks... No, it's not important what they think.
就是... It...
付你五美元怎? How does five bucks sound to ya?
?件事你真的一定要?我 ??小子 This is something I really want you to do for me, sport.
我想要?它成?一?秘密 你能做到? I want to keep this secret. Will ya do that, please?
- 好的 爸爸 - 好了 - Okay, Dad. - All right.
太好了 Great.
你再也不用?心圣?老人了 You don't have to worry about the Santa Claus thing anymore.
那我什么?候拿到五美元 So when do I get the five bucks?
明天早上?你十五美元 ??是?美好的一天 15 in the morning. It's gonna be a beautiful day.
我花了一天，?拉里 Spend the day with me, Larry B.
?！ Oof!
啊 Huh?
?子出??了 Something's wrong with the mirror.
什么 What?
秤出??了 Something's wrong with the scale!
打扰了 打扰了 Excuse me, excuse me.
我要?色沙拉和... 哦 天哪 I'll have a field green salad and... Oh, my God.
- 什么 - 什么 斯加特 What the... What? Scott?
卡?文 Calvin?
?不起，干洗店 Sorry, the dry cleaner
我家附近的干洗店?火了 一些化????火 in my neighborhood went up in smoke, some big chemical fire.
我所有的衣服 扑哧 全?了 All my clothes, poof, gone.
天啊 你... 你?胖了 God. Your... Your weight.
?生什么事了 What happened?
蜜蜂叮的 我恰好?敏 Bee sting. Evidently, I'm allergic.
几乎要了我的命 不?急?室的伙??... Almost killed me. But the guy at the emergency room says
???消下去的 the swelling will go down.
希望如此 我??了什么? I hope. So, did I miss anything?
? 我??好要?午餐 No, we were just about to order lunch.
太好了 我?死了 Great! I'm starving.
我要一份沙拉和冰茶 ?上放上?味品 I'll have a salad and ice tea and dressing on the side.
生面?和土豆 油少一? 你??做么 Pasta and tomatoes and very light on the oil. Can you do that?
我要?撒沙拉 不要?味品 And I'll have a Caesar. No dressing.
?要一份家常曲奇 ?巧克力炸薯? 不要果仁 And one of those homemade cookies, the warm chocolate chip. No nuts.
一小?芝士蛋糕 克?·布雷甜?... And a little slice of cheesecake, creme brulee,
?要?的乳脂?糖圣代 多加??乳脂?糖 and hot fudge sundae, extra hot fudge.
加在?上 On the side.
- 喝的呢 - 冰?牛奶 - Anything to drink? - Ice-cold milk.
- 斯加特 被蜜蜂叮了? Stung by a bee, Scott?
- 一只大蜜蜂 A big bee.
吃完了 Finished?
好了 ?住?只是一???板 Okay, now, remember. This is just a storyboard.
但?是我?... But here is our
一???的 透透坦克???告的重? preliminary Total Tank TV spot.
好了 ?是我?的圣?老人 他在北极 Okay, now, we've got Santa. He's up in the North Pole.
他已?准?好...要?圣??了 He's getting ready for Christmas!
- 哦 不 Oh, no.
- 有??么 - 就一件小事 精? - Problem? - It's just a little thing. The elves.
- 精?怎么了 - 他?看上去很搞笑 - What about the elves? - They look so funny.
他?本?就?看上去搞笑 他?是精? They're supposed to look funny. They're elves.
就我?人?? Just my opinion.
他?不能?年??么... ?上有些?色的斑? Can't they look a little younger with silver specks on their cheeks?
- 我?可以??么 Can we continue here?
- 好的 今年 圣?老人不再坐雪橇了 Okay, now this year, Santa's not going out in a sleigh.
?次他要坐透透坦克 This time he's going Total Tank!
等一下 ?? ?雪橇圣?老人哪都去不了 Wait a minute! No way! No way Santa's going anywhere without his sleigh.
如果他要?透透坦克的? 他?的 He would if he's trying to sell the Total Tank.
是啊 那真是?漂亮的?片 Well, isn't that a pretty picture?
圣?老人坐?坦克走街串巷 Santa rolling down the block in a panzer.
好吧 孩子? 我祝你?今年?得愉快 Well, kids, I certainly hope you've been good this year.
因?似乎圣?老人把佩?森?回家了 'Cause it looks like Santa just took out the Pearson home.
- 就?? - 哦，? - Incoming! - Oh, please.
?有一件事 ?鹿呢 And another thing. What about the reindeer?
?鹿和圣?老人 圣?老人和?鹿 Reindeer and Santa. Santa and reindeer.
他?是不可分割的 It's kind of a package deal.
- 卡?文 - 你?不信有圣?老人 是不 - Calvin. - You don't believe in Santa, do you?
卡?文 ?他???行? Calvin, can we get back to the presentation?
???完呢 I'm not done yet.
既然我已??始?了 你?中有人???做透透坦克了么 Since we've opened this box, have any of you tried to build the Total Tank?
它有10000多?零部件 即使你把它??合起?了 It's got 10,000 parts, and even if you do get it together,
十分?后它就散架了 it breaks 10 minutes later.
- 你就得花更多的?去?新的零部件 Then you got to spend more money to buy more parts.
- 我想那就正是我?盈利手段啊 - 不 不 不 不 - I thought that was the whole point. - No, no, no, no.
我?要做的是??一款 基本 ?? 便宜的玩具 What we got to do is develop a basic, simple, inexpensive toy
那?子就?激?孩子的?造力 that will nurture a child's creative thinking.
- 卡?文... - ? ??棕色那? - Calvin... - Here, try the brown ones.
能出?和我聊聊么 Can I see you outside a minute?
我不知道你?生什么事了 I don't know what's happening to you.
你?始像面???了 You're starting to look like the Pillsbury Doughboy.
- 你有?精神不正常了 - 我知道 知道 - You're falling apart. - I know! I know.
- 我不知道我怎么了 I don't know what came over me.
- 那...那就找人?助一下 你??去看?生的 去看精神病?? Just get some help. You should see a doctor, a shrink.
或者???什么的 去找人??你 A dietitian, anything. Just get some help.
- 好了 斯加特 ??到了 - 喔！ - Okay, Scott. The time is up. - Whew!
- 我???? 查查你的?搏 - 好的 - Get over here and check your pulse. - All right.
?好吧？嗯 Okay? Hmm.
啊 Ah.
喂，不正常 我... Well, nuts. I...
哦 ?事 你的?搏很正常 Oh, no, your pulse is great.
我不知道原因了 斯加特 你像?一?健康 I don't know, Scott. You're as healthy as a horse.
是啊 像克?德德?一? Yeah. Clydesdale.
好的 怎么了 你体重稍微增加了一? Okay, look. So, what? You put on a little weight.
增加了一? 你?得?只是增加了一?? A little weight? Does this look like a little weight to you?
体重每年都?有浮?的嘛 Weight can fluctuate from year to year.
浮? 你?起?像我在吸水一? Fluctuate? You make it sound like I'm retaining water.
我一??拜就增了45磅 皮特 我到底怎么了 I've gained 45 pounds in a week! Pete, what's happening to me?
- 那你每天吃什么 - 牛奶和曲奇 - What's your diet like? - Milk and cookies.
- 真的 - 而且我不?把牛奶都喝完的 - Really? - But I don't finish all the milk.
好了 那就是??所在了 ??少吃?甜食 Well, then, there is your problem. Just try to cut back on the sweets.
?有什么事么 Anything else?
毛?能?多快? ?上的毛 Yeah. How fast does hair grow? Facial hair?
什么 What?
我早上?刮? 下午 我就成??了 I shave in the morning and in the afternoon, I look like this.
可能是荷?蒙失?了 Well, it could be a hormonal imbalance.
- 那可以解?情?起伏不定了 - 情?起伏不定 - That would explain the mood swings. - Mood swings?
- 是啊 看看我的?? ?灰了 Look at my hair. It's turning gray.
- 哦 中年了嘛 伙? ?常?生的 It's middle age, buddy. It happens.
看看你?在的身体 有??你就??天?地了 And with that body, you should be thankful you have hair.
如果你?得困扰 你可以染色 ?住要?食 Look, if it bothers you, you can dye it, and you should diet!
??玩笑 Just kidding.
把T恤拉起? ?我??听听心? Okay, up with the shirt. Let's take a listen to the old ticker.
哇 Whoa.
- 好的 - 噢 好冷 - Okay. - Ooh. That's cold.
啊 Ah.
?球！ Get it!
什么 What?
我要芭蕾舞鞋 I want some ballet slippers.
- 嗨 ?? - 噢 天啊 天啊 - Hi, Mom. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
- 就??吧 - 等一下 等等 我???完 - Hold on now. - Wait a minute. Wait, I'm not done.
??真?我 看上去很奇怪是吧 Fax me. Hi, hey. This probably looks pretty odd, doesn't it?
- ?些孩子主?排??找我 These kids lined up all by themselves.
- 斯加特，我想??是 Scott, I think it's safe to say
你玩圣?老人的游?玩??了 已?到了不正常的地步了 you're taking this Santa thing to an unhealthy level.
?是我的名片 ?我?? Here's my card. Call me.
斯加特 我...我得?你?始?我害怕了 Scott, I really have to tell you that this is beginning to scare me.
再怎么?狂我也不?... 哦 可能是我再怎么?狂... I never in my wildest... Well, no, okay, maybe my wildest...
不??然在我的正常想法中我不?... But certainly never in my normal dreams...
- 可是我??的是斯加特 我... But then this is Scott we're talking about.
- ?拉 ?重? Laura, the point.
我只是???想到 你居然?改?体型外貌 I never thought you would stoop to changing your physical appearance
?了?查理喜?你 in order to make Charlie like you.
你有?有想? ?一?小男孩???有多危? Do you have any concept of how dangerous this is to a little boy?
- 等等 "多危?" - ?? 怎么了 - Whoa, whoa. "How dangerous"? - Mom, what's the matter?
- ? 查理 我?回家 - 但是我???始踢球 - Come on, Charlie. We're going home. - But we just started.
你?他留下 我走 You let him stay. I'll go.
如果你??么任意妄? 斯加特 我?... If you don't get your act together, Scott, so help me...
- 小心 Watch it, folks.
- ?? - 我只是... - Mom! - I will just...
- 嗨 - 嗨 有S·C的?件 - Hi, there. - Hi. I got a delivery for S.C.
- 你就是 S· C - 就是我 斯加特·卡?文 - You S. C? - Scott Calvin, that's me.
在? ?字 Sign here, please.
- 好的 All right.
- ?? 我把你的包裹拿?? - 包裹 - Thanks. I'll get your packages. - Packages?
- 是的 不少 - 好的 - Yeah. There's quite a few of them. - That's great.
我把??? 你把它?放里面吧 I'll leave the door open. Just leave them inside here.
?的 Will do.
?就是清? It's the list!
"阿曼德 阿?蒂" "Armand Assante"?
? Yo!
等等 等等 Hold it! Hold... Oh! Hold it!
- 你?把?些拿走 快 - 快 You! You! Take that... Come on! Come on!
- 离??? - Stay away from the truck.
伙? ?些包裹我?怎么?置啊 What am I supposed to do with all these packages, guys? Come on!
我早就知道了 我知道...有事情?生 我只是... You know, I knew it. I knew that something was going on. I just...
我不敢相信 ?段??他居然一直??我? What I can't believe is that he would go behind our backs all this time,
再次?查理困扰... confusing Charlie again just...
我... 我... 我??... 我??怎么? I... What are we supposed to do?
?有一种解??法 Well, there's one obvious alternative.
好的 Okay.
- 安妮 乖孩子 - ?? - Annie, nice. - Beep!
- ?尼 淘气 - 等等 ?尼 - Johnny, naughty. - Johnny, wait up!
加利 乖孩子 Gary, nice.
??尼卡 非常漂亮 Veronica, very nice.
?在做?吧 雪橇男孩 In your dreams, sleigh boy.
嗯？ Hmm?
我有大麻?了 I'm in big trouble. Mmm-hmm.
?? Thank you.
??法官?公室 Judge Wayland's office.
查理 我和你??好? Charlie, do you mind if I talk to you for a minute?
?事的 ?? 去吧 It's okay, honey. Come on.
不?很久的 We won't be long.
尼? 我?做的?? Are we doing the right thing, Neal?
- 要?斯加特打?一下 - 是的 可是... - Something needs to shake Scott. - Yeah, but...
可是要...要??他的探?? But to take away his visitation rights.
??的 那?男的?于幻?之中 好 好 - Honey, the man is delusional. - Okay, okay.
我只是要再考?考? 我... So maybe I'm having second thoughts, kind of. I just...
我是?查理相信有圣?老人?件事 有那么糟糕么 I mean, what was so bad about Charlie believing in Santa?
他有?大了 Well, he's a little old.
算了吧 ?拉 Oh, come on, Laura.
你不?得你什么?候?始 不相信圣?老人了? Don't you remember when you stopped believing in Santa Claus?
我想是我和查理一般大的?候 I was Charlie's age, I guess.
我那年每??拜?圣?老人?信 I wrote Santa a letter every week that year.
哦 好吧 可能 可能... 可能不是每??拜 Well, okay. You know, maybe... Maybe not every week.
可是... But...
我真的很想要一款"神秘??"游? Boy, I really wanted a Mystery Date Game.
你??得那款游?? Do you remember those?
哦 你?然不?得 No. Of course you don't.
?人?得了 You know, no one does.
我...我想他??在也不生?了 可是... I don't even think they make them anymore, but...
?之... Well, anyway...
圣??到了 Christmas morning came and...
我收到了几十??物 Oh, I got dozens of presents.
我什么都有了 I got everything.
可是?有"神秘??" Except Mystery Date.
那?我三? 我想要一? ?斯卡·梅?·?尼哨子 I was three, and it was an Oscar Mayer wienie whistle.
圣??到了 可是?有?尼哨子 Christmas came. No wienie whistle.
所以我就不相信了 And that's when I stopped believing.
才三? You were three?
是的 Yeah.
哦 尼? Oh, Neal.
- 查理在哪 Where's Charlie?
- 我想和他?? - 他和法官在一起 - I want to talk to him. - He's with the judge.
爸爸 Dad!
?事了 我把所有事情都告?法官了 It's all okay. I told the judge everything
?于你的 ?于北极的 about you and the North Pole.
看?你?所有人的??之后 我要??地做??定了 After reviewing all of your testimonies, I've come to a very difficult decision.
我很抱歉在圣??期?做?件事 I'm sorry to do this in light of the holiday season.
但是?了孩子?想 But in the best interest of the child,
我同意米勒?生和米勒太太的?求 I'm granting the petition of Dr. And Mrs. Miller.
卡?文先生 ?今天起 你被??所有探?? Mr. Calvin, as of today, all of your visitation rights are suspended,
听??元旦以后再?行 pending a hearing after the first of the year.
- 嗨 尼? - 斯加特 - Hey, Neal. - Scott?
- 你不??在?的 You're not supposed to be here.
- ?惹我打你 尼? Don't make me beat you up, Neal.
噢 圣?老人?打人 Oh, would Santa really beat someone up?
- 我就?么近 - 你?是相信你是圣?老人 - I'm this close. - So you still believe you're Santa?
- 我不知道 I don't know.
- 你不知道是什么意思 What do you mean you don't know?
你?然是了 爸爸 你怎么能那么?呢 Of course you are, Dad. How can you say that?
- 想想所有的孩子 - 我想的只有你 - Think of all those kids. - The only kid I'm thinking about is you.
爸爸 我很好 你不能?他?失望 Dad, I'm fine. You can't let them down.
- 他?都相信你 - 查理 听? - They all believe in you. - Charlie, listen.
你听? 你以?你知道他是? You listen! You think you know who he is.
不 你不知道 查理 - You don't! - Charlie.
?? 听? 你搞?了 Honey, listen. You're confused.
我明明白白知道他是? 查理 他不是圣?老人 - I know exactly who he is. - Charlie! He's not Santa.
他是圣?老人 我?一起去了北极 He is, too, Santa. We went to the North Pole together.
我看到了 精??看起?像我 但其?都很老了 I saw it. The elves are real old even though they look like me.
伯?德叫我??小子 因?他什么都知道 是吧 爸爸 Bernard called me sport, 'cause he knew everything. Right, Dad?
?得不 Remember!
?? 查理 ?? Thank you, Charlie. Thank you.
我?你 爸爸 I love you, Dad.
能?我???呆?儿么 Could you guys leave us alone for a minute?
我是? 我可以好好??再? I mean, so I can say goodbye to him properly?
?然可以 Sure.
你看到了 你看到魔幻球复活了 So! You saw the ball come to life.
- ?? 我看到了 - 查理 我想我?去 You bet I did. Well, Charlie, I guess I better go.
- 我去拿我的?西 - 等等 ??小子 等等 - I'll get my stuff. - Wait, sport. Wait, wait.
我想可能你和??呆在一起?更好 I think it's a much better idea if you stayed here with your mom.
我想和你在一起 爸爸 I want to be with you, Dad.
孩子 听到你?么?我很高? Boy, I love hearing you say that.
你是?我可以去 You mean I can go?
伙? ??吃起?太干了 Boy, this bird is dry.
你?人?不知道抹油么 Haven't you people heard about basting?
伯?德 Bernard!
- 嗨 ??小子 Hiya, sport.
伯?德 我能去么 求求你了 我能去么 伯?德 Bernard, can I go? Please, can I go, Bernard?
我?然??可以 It's okay with me.
查理 如果 呃... Charlie, if...
查理 Charlie?
斯加特 Scott!
查理 Charlie!
?是我?的犯罪嫌疑人 This is our perpetrator!
斯加特·卡?文 38? Scott Calvin, 38 years old.
自以?是圣?老人 Believes himself to be Santa Claus.
女士? 先生? ?人不容易找到 Ladies and gentlemen, this one is not going to be easy to find.
呃 ??的外套和??的?腮胡 不是?他很容易暴露么 Won't the bright red suit and beard give him away?
查理有些很好的主意 以保?你的安全 Charlie's got some great ideas on how to keep you safe.
圣?老人 ?是昆? 研??的?? Santa, this is Quintin, head of research and development.
- 昆? 很高??到你 - 嗨 圣?老人 - Quintin, good to meet ya. - Hello, Santa.
查理和我商量了一下 我想我???你?惊喜 Charlie and I have put our heads together.
?是自做那?魔幻球以? I think we've got a few surprises for you.
工厂里最能干的一批工人了 This is some of the best stuff that's come out of the workshop since the ball.
很好 如果我摔下屋檐怎么? Fabulous. What happens if I fall off the roof?
?是你?有的最新的照片? Is this the most current photo you have?
等一下 Hold on.
嗨 Hello?
- ?? - 哦 查理 天哪 - Mom! - Oh, Charlie. Oh, my God.
?? 你怎? 你... 你... 你在哪 Honey, how are you? Where are you?
- 你?好? - 我很好 我?在北极呢 - Are you okay? - I'm fine. We're up at the North Pole.
- 查理 你确定你?事 - 我棒极了 - Charlie, are you sure you're okay? - I'm terrific.
我在?精??做一?新雪橇 I'm helping the elves build a new sleigh.
我?想??垂直起? 好了 我要走了 We're trying for a vertical takeoff. Well, gotta go.
- 精??要我?忙 - ? 查理 等等 - The elves need me. - No. Charlie, wait.
- ? ?挂?? ?? - 圣??? - No. Don't hang up. Charlie, don't... - See you at Christmas.
壁?不再是???了 Fireplaces will no longer be a problem.
?是一种新材料 完全防火 It's a new fabric. Completely flame retardant.
- 很? ?很?? It's light, yet durable.
- 你可以在你的外套和?子下面穿上跳?衣 And you can wear the jumpsuit under your coat and pants.
可是如果我摔下屋檐怎么? But what do I do if I fall off a roof?
我??在米勒?生的房子周? 三?街的范??布置警戒 We'll cordon off a three-block radius around Dr. Miller's house.
?? 卡?文可以安然?恙的被捕 Calvin is to be apprehended unharmed.
?有 ?住 他很可能穿的像?圣?老人 And remember, he'll probably be dressed like Santa Claus.
你?力而?就是了 Give it your best shot
你得到的是什么哦，如此甜蜜 What you got is oh, so sweet
- ?起手? - 怎么... - Freeze! - What?
我需要一?程序，?我你全部的? I need a routine, gimme all your loving
?衣服都不是我的 租?的 Not even my suit. It's a rental.
?我你所有的? 不要放?直到我?通? Gimme all your loving Don't let up until we're through
?圣?老人 考米特? 你做的?卡么? "From Comet, to Santa." Did you make the card?
漂亮的?子 以防万一我摔下屋檐 It's a nice rope. Just in case I fall off the roof?
考米特 我很感激 ?? 伙? Comet, this means a lot to me. Thanks, buddy.
吹我的?? If I blow my top
?它?昏你的?? Will you let it go to your head?
?我你全部的? Gimme all your loving
好了 我?出?了 All right, let's go!
- 准?好了? ??小子 - ?? 爸爸 - You ready to go, sport? - You betcha, Dad.
戴斯 党斯 帕朗斯 ?克森 Now Dasher, now Dancer! Now Prancer and Vixen!
考米特 丘比特 ?娜 布里茨 On Comet, on Cupid! On Donner and Blitzen!
哈！ Hah!
再? 昆? 再? 皮? Bye! Bye, Quintin! Bye, Peewee!
圣?快? Merry Christmas!
嗨！ Hyah!
? Whoa.
不用?急 Take your time.
?到右?去 各位 Turn to your right. Hello!
?有 No.
- 查理 坐好 Charlie, stay in your seat.
- 我要?你展示一下 雷?阻?叮?? I gotta show you this. Radar-jamming jingle bells,
白雪屏幕 snow screen,
DC-10 警? ?有空气清新器 DC-10 alert and air freshener.
- 哇噢 - 最最重要的 - Wow! - And most important of all,
- 你的帽子 - 我的帽子 - your hat. - My hat?
- 它里面有?向?射器 It's lined with a two-way radio.
?克?在? 它可以直接?系朱迪 Microphone's in here. It connects you directly to Judy.
- 等等 ?是什么 - 哦 那是C.D. - Wait a minute. What's this? - Oh, that's a CD.
- 激光唱片 - 不是的 曲奇/可可?放? - Compact disc. - No. Cookie/cocoa dispenser.
???的美味可可出?了 The cocoa comes out nice and hot.
同? 曲奇也蹦出?了 And out pops a cookie.
- 查理 ?你我怎么? How could I have done this without ya, Charlie?
- 你不能?有我 - You couldn't.
- 今年你胖了 You're fatter this year.
- ?? 你也?大了 Thank you very much. You've grown, too.
今年你很乖 And you were a very good girl this year,
不?我希望你??睡? 好? but I want you to go back to sleep, okay?
- 我?得牛奶有?酸 - 是豆奶 - I think the milk's a little sour. - It's soy milk.
呃 Huh?
- 你?你?乳糖?敏 You said you were lactose intolerant.
我?? 是么 ??你?得 I did say that, didn't I? Thanks for remembering.
睡? Go to sleep.
- 圣?快? 莎拉 Merry Christmas, Sara.
- 圣?快? 圣?老人 Merry Christmas, Santa.
看 那是??和尼?住的街 Look, there's Mom and Neal's street.
我?接下?去那行? ?然可以 - Can we go there next? - Sure.
- 我在工厂里?他?做了些?西 I made something for them at the workshop.
?起手? Freeze!
哦 Oh!
警?? 你?真的?我?了一跳 You officers really gave me a start.
- 圣?快? 伙? - 胖子 你不?快?了 - Merry Christmas, guys. - Not for you, fat boy.
- 胖子 伙?? "Fat boy"? Guys.
哈 哈 哈 悠?? Uh-uh-uh. Nice and easy now.
伙?? 伙?? 我?有很多事情要做 ?是?很大的?? 真的 Guys, guys. I got a lot of work to do. This is a big mistake.
你得小心?我的衣服 很?了 是古董?? You got to watch the suit, too. This is so old. It's an antique, you know.
- 男孩子在哪 - 他在雪橇里 - Where's the boy? - He's in the sleigh.
我?抓到卡?文了 我?正把他?出? We got Calvin. We're bringing him out.
圣?老人 你?事吧 完? 完? Santa, are you okay? Over, over.
- 小心你的?上! - 圣?老人 你?好? - Watch your head. - Santa? Are you all right?
- 圣?老人 - ??事的 孩子? - Santa? - It'll be okay, kids.
- 放?他 放?他 Let him go! Let Santa go!
??的 我相信查理?事 Honey, I'm sure Charlie's fine.
出事了 圣?老人在米勒家里 但是他不回复了 We've got a problem. Santa was at the Millers, but he's not responding.
?出?精?解救???了 Well, time to deploy E.L.F.S.
- 我?走 - Let's go!
快走！ Go, go, go, go!
听? 我知道知道你是斯加特·卡?文 Look, I know you're Scott Calvin.
你也知道你是斯加特·卡?文 所以?我???? You know you're Scott Calvin. So let's make this simple.
我? 名字 你? 斯加特·卡?文 I say, name. You say, Scott Calvin.
- 你的名字 - 克里斯·柯?格 - Name? - Kriss Kringle.
- 名字 - 星特·克拉斯 - Name? - Sinterklaas.
- 名字 - 佩里·?? - Name? - Pere Noel.
?博·娜塔莉 佩?斯·尼科? Babbo Natale. Pelz-Nicole.
特佩·吉吉 Topo Gigio.
好的 卡?文 在?呆几小? 可能??你改?主意 Okay, Calvin. Maybe a couple of hours in the tank'll change your mind.
- 查理 - 什么事 - Charlie? - Yeah?
??心 我?是好人 Don't worry. We're the good guys.
跟我?走 我?去救斯加特 Come on. Let's go save Santa.
?法救 警察正看守???地方 We can't. The police are watching this place.
他?可能是看守? Yeah, they probably are.
但是我?不一定要和他?硬碰硬 But you see, we weren't figuring on walking out the front door.
如果我?? 我??更快 We find that we can get around a lot faster if we fly.
?在 抓?我的手 Now grab hold of my hand.
??抓住了 And hang on tight.
- ?有 查理 - 什么事 - And Charlie? - Yeah?
?有精?的?? ??????行 Don't ever try this without elf supervision.
我?在找圣?老人 We're looking for Santa Claus.
回家去 孩子 探????了 Go home, kids. Visiting hours are over.
我?不是孩子 我?也不是?探?的 We're not kids, and we're not visiting.
- 我?要把我爸爸救出? - 你是那?姓卡?文的小孩 - We're here to bust out my dad. - You're the Calvin boy.
另外的孩子是?...? Who are these other kids?
我?是你最可怕的噩? We're your worst nightmare.
穿??的精? Elves with attitude.
不??吃那?油炸圈?的 Shouldn't have had that donut.
放?我 我是?真的 Untie me! I mean it!
放?... Untie...
- 查理 - 你?事吧 爸爸 - Charlie! - Are you okay, Dad?
?在?事了 I am now.
- 你?怎么做到的 How'd you do that?
- 金?? 不只是用???的 Tinsel. Not just for decoration.
不好意思 我能要?那?金??么 Hey, excuse me. Can I get some of that tinsel?
?? Mom?
?? Mom!
尼? 我回?了 Neal? I'm home!
查理 Charlie?
- 查理 哦 查理 - 查理 - Charlie? Oh, my God, Charlie! - Charlie.
?? 哦 上帝 ?? ?? Sweetheart. Oh, God. Come here, come here.
哦 我的孩子 我的?? Oh, my boy. Oh, sweetheart.
哦 我的孩子 你?于回?了 My boy, you're home!
哦 我想死你了 你?好? I missed you so much. How are you?
- 我很好 ?? - 你?事? 看?我 - I'm fine, Mom. - Are you okay? Look at me.
- 哦 查理 我想死你了 ?? - ?? 我很好 我?事 - Charlie, I missed you, honey. - Mom, I'm fine. It's okay.
- 我?很?心你 - ?? 把我放下 - I was so worried. - Mom, put me down.
- ?再吻我了 - 我?什么??了 - Stop kissing me. - I don't have a lot of time.
你把我做的?物放在?下了么 Did you leave the gifts I made under the tree?
- 我?然放了 - 我??走了 - You bet I did. - We better go.
- ? 查理 ? ? ? - ? ? 等一下 查理 - No, Charlie. No, no, no. - No! Wait, Charlie.
?事的 ?拉 It's okay, Laura.
事?上 我... 我想你最好... Actually, I... I think it's a much better idea
- 和?? 尼? 呆在?里 that you stay here with your mom and Neal.
- 真的 - 可是 爸爸... - Really? - But, Dad...
- ?有可是 查理 我不能那么自私 No buts, Charlie. I can't be selfish.
我不能一直和你在一起 I can't be with ya all the time.
我?是一家人 We're a family.
你 我 你??... You, me, your mom...
?有尼? And Neal.
他?也想和你在一起 And they need to be with ya, too.
我很想你 I miss you too much.
??一下 Come here a minute.
听我? Listen to me.
?? 听? 有... 世上有好多孩子 Come on, listen. There's a lot of kids out there.
是吧 几百万?孩子 Okay? Millions of kids.
他?都相信我 他?在盼望?我 查理 They all believe in me. They're counting on me, Charlie.
我不能?他?失望 我有很多事情要做 I'm not gonna let 'em down. I got a lot of work to do.
那么我也不能很自私 So I can't be selfish either.
你?了我一份很棒的?物 查理 听? 一份非常棒的?物 You gave me a wonderful gift. Listen, a wonderful gift.
?人都不相信我的?候 你相信我 You believed in me when nobody else did.
你?我成了圣?老人 You helped make me Santa.
自私? 怎么可能 Selfish? Come on.
你是我所知道的最最?私的人了 You're the least selfish person I know.
我?你 圣?老人 I love you, Santa Claus.
我?你 儿子 I love you, son.
?事了 ?事了 It's okay. Okay. It's okay.
?拉 你?得怎? Laura, what do you think?
你?和查理一起?平安夜 Christmas Eve you guys spend with Charlie?
哦 天哪 Oh, my God.
是你 It's you.
真的是你 It really is you.
你真的是... You really are
圣?老人 Santa Claus.
很酷 是吧 哦 我的天哪 - Pretty cool, huh? - Oh, my God.
你父母??我成不了气候 And your parents thought I'd never amount to anything.
等等 ?走 我有?西?你 我... Wait. Don't go yet. I have something for you.
是圣?老人 It's Santa.
- 斯加特 - 尼? - Scott. - Neal.
- 圣?老人 Santa?
- ?事了 尼? It's okay, Neal.
?? Here.
?? 呃... ?是... It's... Well, it's...
?是我?你的圣??物 ?是 呃... ??文件 It's my Christmas present for you. It's the custody papers.
我希望你?可能多的?看查理 And I want you to come and see Charlie as often as you can.
你放心 You can count on it.
?? ?拉 Thanks, Laura.
圣?快? Merry Christmas.
?里?生什么事了 嗨 你好 What's all this boo-hooing going on here? Hey, how ya doing?
?事 伯?德 我只是在和查理?再? It's nothing, Bernard. I'm just saying goodbye to Charlie.
什么再? 你???那?玻璃魔幻球吧 What goodbye? You still got the glass ball, right?
- 是的 Yeah.
- 你要做的就是... 你想?爸爸的?候就晃那?球 Well, all you got to do is shake it whenever you want to see your dad.
- 真的 Really?
- 他?回?看你... He can come back to see you
任何?候 不管白天?是黑夜 anytime, day or night.
嘿 我有??你么 Hey, have I ever steered ya wrong?
漂亮的毛衣 Nice sweater.
嘿 我?做的么 Hey, did we make this?
?拉 他在把我?拉?幻?里 Laura. He's sucking us into his delusions.
看他倒是?的挺正?的 Look at the elaborate measures he's taken.
尼? 放松 Neal, relax.
我一?儿跟你解? I'll explain it to you later.
他去哪了 Where'd he go?
快 快 快 快 Go, go, go, go!
第一? 上前 Team one!
- 大家离?? ?我??出?地方 Okay, stand back, folks. Give us some room.
- 就??了,先生 - ?? - Here you go, sir. - Thanks.
回家去 离?街道 Return to your homes! Stay off the street!
快? 伙?? ?我?好?展工作 Come on, folks. Let us do ourjob here.
不好意思 不好意思 嗨 Excuse me, excuse me. Hi!
你?不用派人... You know, you don't have to send anybody...
- 嗨！嗨！ - 哦 天哪 - Hey! Hey! - Oh, my gosh!
他是我的前夫 他已?上了??了 That's my ex-husband and he's already up the chimney.
?官 看那上面 Chief, look up there.
圣?老人 Santa Claus!
圣?老人 Santa.
看 Look!
那是什么 What is it?
哦，哇！ Oh, wow!
在那 你看到了? Up there. Do you see it?
你看到? Hey, do you see it?
- 再? 查理 - 再? 爸爸 - Goodbye, Charlie. - Bye, Dad!
各位圣?快? 各位晚安 Merry Christmas to all! And to all a good night!
- ?不起 查理 I'm sorry, Charlie.
- ?事的 尼? 你只是在否?你?心里的孩子气 That's okay, Neal. You were just denying your inner child.
孩子 有一天你?成?一名 ?大的精神病??的 You're gonna make a great psychiatrist one day, kid.
不 我想我要?承家族事? No, I think I'm going to go into the family business.
看下面 Look out below!
我的?尼哨子 My wienie whistle.
再? 圣?快? - Bye! - Merry Christmas!
查理 ??去了 Charlie? Time to come inside.
?? ??笨蛋球一?用都?有 Mom, this stupid ball's not working.
可? Shoot.
- 嘿 ??小子 - 爸爸 - Hey, sport! - Dad!
你已?想我了 我走了才 呃 10分? You miss me already? I've been gone, what? Ten minutes?
?我休息一下吧 我在去克里夫?的路上 Give me a break. I was on my way to Cleveland.
?? 抱我一下 Come here and give me a hug.
- 你想要坐一?儿雪橇么 - 是的 - Do you want to go for a quick ride? - Yeah!
?然 ?由你???定 ?? 求求你了 - Of course, it's up to your mom. - Please, Mom.
去吧 去吧 Go on. Get out of here.
好的 抓住了 All right. Hold on.
- 我?走了 - ?? 再? - On our way. - Bye, Mom!
只...只一?儿 Just a quick one.
哦 And...
??越任何海洋 斯加特 Not over any oceans, Scott.
- ?? 再? - 斯加特 - Bye, Mom! Bye! - Scott.
- 斯加特 Scott!
圣?老人 Santa!
五光十色的? All the brightly colored paper
挂?了圣?? Lies around the Christmas tree
?然母??? While mothers shake their heads
仔?收拾?品 And pack the decorations carefully
所有小孩知道 All the little children know that
星期一要?始 Monday's just another day
他?要上?校 They feel a little sad to think
圣???去了 That Santa's gone away
但是??回? But Christmas will return
大家不必悲哀 And joyful hearts like candles burn
?予所有的? With love for all the little ones
遍及四面八方 In countries far and near
我?一起生活 And if we live and learn
必?互相?怀 To show the world our real concern
圣????? Then Christmas will return, yeah
??年年如此 Every year
? Yeah
??圣?精神 Take a little Christmas spirit
共度新的一年 With you into each new year
??圣?精神 Make a little Christmas spirit
迎接美好?光 Last till Easter Sunday's here
夏日把它送走 Take it with you through the summer
秋?接它回? Till the autumn leaves arrive
在寒冷的冬天 In the bitter cold of winter
天穹?耀光彩 The spark is still alive
圣????? Christmas will return
大家不必悲哀 And joyful hearts like candles burn
?予所有的? With love for all the little ones
遍及四面八方 In countries far and near
我?一起生活 And if we live and learn
必?互相?怀 To show the world our real concern
圣????? Then Christmas will return
??年年如此 Every year
圣???回? Christmas will return
如此年年?? So much
?予所有的? Love for the little ones
他?生活一起 Oh, they can live and learn
? Yeah
夏日把它送走 Take it with you through the summer
秋?接它回? Till the autumn leaves arrive
在寒冷的冬天 In the bitter cold of winter
天穹?耀光彩 See the spark is still alive
哦，哦，圣???回? Oh, oh, Christmas will return
大家不必悲哀 Joyful hearts like candles burn
?予所有的? With love for all the little ones
遍及四面八方 In counties far and near
我?一起生活 If we live and learn
必?互相?怀 To show the world our real concern
圣???回? Christmas will return
如此??年年 Every year