1 00:00:00,218 --> 00:00:02,102 Previously on The Last Man On Earth 2 00:00:02,127 --> 00:00:03,193 Please don't shoot me, please don't. 3 00:00:03,218 --> 00:00:04,693 - You're mine now. - Glenn, how long 4 00:00:04,718 --> 00:00:06,899 - have you been on this island? - About five years. 5 00:00:06,924 --> 00:00:08,324 Is there something you're not telling me? 6 00:00:08,426 --> 00:00:11,427 There was a horrible virus, and we're all that's left. 7 00:00:11,529 --> 00:00:14,096 - Carol! - Tandy! 8 00:00:14,198 --> 00:00:15,795 You guys just gonna leave her here? 9 00:00:15,820 --> 00:00:16,966 Fine, she can come. 10 00:00:17,068 --> 00:00:18,434 But on one condition. 11 00:00:18,536 --> 00:00:20,636 Thank you! You won't regret this! 12 00:00:24,566 --> 00:00:26,666 And you're done. 13 00:00:26,768 --> 00:00:28,668 Ah. Great. Whew! 14 00:00:28,770 --> 00:00:31,007 Wow, that feels wonderful. Thank you. 15 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,230 So, how much longer till we get there? 16 00:00:32,332 --> 00:00:34,699 Uh, well, at this speed, probably about a week. 17 00:00:34,801 --> 00:00:36,640 - Seriously? - What? Shut up. - Why? 18 00:00:36,665 --> 00:00:39,404 I would like to get there faster, but, to do that safely, 19 00:00:39,506 --> 00:00:42,073 you're gonna have to rethink the Pamela situation. 20 00:00:42,175 --> 00:00:43,908 Oh, God. Help me. 21 00:00:44,010 --> 00:00:47,111 Help me, God. Oh, God. Oh... 22 00:00:47,214 --> 00:00:49,614 Pamela stays right where she is. 23 00:00:49,716 --> 00:00:52,150 Yeah, we have a saying: you do the crime, you do the time. 24 00:00:52,252 --> 00:00:53,871 Damn it, y'all. 25 00:00:53,896 --> 00:00:55,987 I left my sunglasses back on the island. 26 00:00:56,089 --> 00:00:57,322 Can we go back? 27 00:00:57,424 --> 00:00:59,362 Just get some new ones in Mexico. 28 00:00:59,387 --> 00:01:00,925 No, they were my faves. 29 00:01:01,027 --> 00:01:02,660 I know right where I left them. 30 00:01:03,057 --> 00:01:05,697 They are right over there. 31 00:01:08,171 --> 00:01:09,400 Oh, balls. 32 00:01:09,502 --> 00:01:11,469 Let me see those. 33 00:01:15,742 --> 00:01:19,143 Uh, you know what, maybe we should head back. 34 00:01:19,246 --> 00:01:23,481 Oh, oh, no! 35 00:01:24,192 --> 00:01:26,087 Man overboard! 36 00:01:31,842 --> 00:01:33,141 Hello. 37 00:01:33,243 --> 00:01:35,636 Sorry, I lost my grip when my fingers went numb. 38 00:01:35,661 --> 00:01:39,003 Oh, the same fingers that adult-napped my husband? 39 00:01:39,249 --> 00:01:40,511 Back in the raft. 40 00:01:40,536 --> 00:01:43,351 Guys, I know you have your little punishment policy... 41 00:01:43,453 --> 00:01:44,953 - DTC, DTT. - But, uh, 42 00:01:45,055 --> 00:01:47,856 I think we'd move a lot faster if Pamela could ride with us. 43 00:01:47,958 --> 00:01:49,274 Oh, ho, ho. 44 00:01:49,299 --> 00:01:51,132 You'd like that, wouldn't you? 45 00:01:51,445 --> 00:01:52,844 I would. I really would. 46 00:01:52,946 --> 00:01:54,379 Look, Carol, I'm still pissed at her, too, 47 00:01:54,481 --> 00:01:56,515 but I'm dying to get off this damn boat, 48 00:01:56,617 --> 00:01:59,851 so maybe we should just bite the bullet on this one. 49 00:02:00,210 --> 00:02:01,661 Yeah, I mean, we shouldn't all have to suffer 50 00:02:01,686 --> 00:02:02,654 because Pamela sucks. 51 00:02:02,756 --> 00:02:03,655 Right? 52 00:02:03,757 --> 00:02:05,584 Carol, what do you say? 53 00:02:08,186 --> 00:02:08,937 Fine. 54 00:02:09,371 --> 00:02:11,106 But just know that you're on thin ice, 55 00:02:11,131 --> 00:02:13,031 and I'm holding a welding torch. 56 00:02:14,468 --> 00:02:16,198 Thank you. Thank you so much. 57 00:02:16,223 --> 00:02:17,904 I know I have behaved terribly, 58 00:02:17,929 --> 00:02:19,963 and I promise I will earn my place on this boat. 59 00:02:20,065 --> 00:02:22,465 I will be the lowest of the lows. The waitstaff. 60 00:02:22,567 --> 00:02:24,000 So, Todd, you're excused. 61 00:02:24,102 --> 00:02:25,989 Prepare to be pampered! 62 00:02:26,014 --> 00:02:28,805 You gave me a second chance! I'm not gonna waste it! 63 00:02:28,907 --> 00:02:30,540 A-And don't worry! I-I know what to do! 64 00:02:30,642 --> 00:02:32,542 I had one of me once! 65 00:02:35,914 --> 00:02:38,181 Zihuatanejo. 66 00:02:38,283 --> 00:02:40,817 Oh, man, just wait till you see it. 67 00:02:40,919 --> 00:02:42,986 They say the boardwalk is a must-see 68 00:02:43,088 --> 00:02:45,788 for locals and tourists alike. 69 00:02:45,890 --> 00:02:48,324 The perfect spot for our honeymoon. 70 00:02:48,426 --> 00:02:50,226 But let's promise not to talk like this 71 00:02:50,328 --> 00:02:51,569 when we're making love. 72 00:02:51,594 --> 00:02:55,031 Oh, you know I can't make that promise, Andy. 73 00:02:55,738 --> 00:02:58,472 Hi. Well, I just finished cleaning the anchor. 74 00:02:58,497 --> 00:03:00,837 Would anyone care for a dinnertime foot massage? 75 00:03:00,939 --> 00:03:03,012 Todd? Melissa? No? 76 00:03:03,037 --> 00:03:05,074 - Tandy? - Uh, uh... 77 00:03:05,176 --> 00:03:06,004 Oh, no. 78 00:03:06,029 --> 00:03:07,844 No? Carol, how 'bout you? 79 00:03:07,946 --> 00:03:09,669 No? Hard no? 80 00:03:09,694 --> 00:03:11,560 Gail? That's a no. 81 00:03:11,637 --> 00:03:13,016 Erica? No. 82 00:03:13,118 --> 00:03:14,217 Okay. 83 00:03:14,242 --> 00:03:16,075 Jasper? You? 84 00:03:16,254 --> 00:03:18,354 No? Glenn? 85 00:03:18,456 --> 00:03:19,889 You good? Feet good? 86 00:03:19,991 --> 00:03:23,693 Any kind of massage... Swedish, Shiatsu, Thai? 87 00:03:23,795 --> 00:03:26,262 Rolfing? Anyone want to get Rolfed? 88 00:03:26,364 --> 00:03:28,264 Hot stone massage? 89 00:03:28,366 --> 00:03:29,432 Cold stone? 90 00:03:29,534 --> 00:03:31,034 Cold Stone Creamery? 91 00:03:31,136 --> 00:03:32,869 Would anyone like a cup of cream? 92 00:03:32,971 --> 00:03:35,872 Couples massage? Erica, Gail, couples massage? 93 00:03:35,974 --> 00:03:37,874 Glenn, Jasper, couples massage? 94 00:03:37,976 --> 00:03:39,542 Okay, just circling back. 95 00:03:39,644 --> 00:03:40,877 Melissa? No? 96 00:03:40,979 --> 00:03:43,046 Todd? No. 97 00:03:43,071 --> 00:03:44,380 Tandy? Jasper? No? 98 00:03:44,482 --> 00:03:45,381 Carol? 99 00:03:45,483 --> 00:03:47,717 Definite no. Gail? 100 00:03:47,819 --> 00:03:49,419 Hard no. Erica? 101 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:50,420 All right. 102 00:03:50,445 --> 00:03:53,012 Glenn, still good? 103 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:55,291 Okay, well, I'm off to scrub the decks. 104 00:03:55,393 --> 00:03:57,627 If you change your mind, please wash your feet. 105 00:03:57,729 --> 00:03:59,629 No, leave them dirty. 106 00:03:59,731 --> 00:04:01,698 I deserve it. 107 00:04:04,427 --> 00:04:07,513 How long are we gonna let her prostrate herself like this? 108 00:04:07,544 --> 00:04:08,548 I don't know. 109 00:04:08,573 --> 00:04:10,973 How long was she gonna leave us on that damn island? 110 00:04:11,076 --> 00:04:12,642 - Yeah. - I still don't trust her. 111 00:04:12,744 --> 00:04:15,421 You all saw how she casually offered my husband 112 00:04:15,446 --> 00:04:17,079 a foot massage. 113 00:04:17,104 --> 00:04:20,750 Everybody knows that the foot is the gateway to the leg. 114 00:04:20,852 --> 00:04:23,686 Yeah, she's bad news. 115 00:04:33,727 --> 00:04:35,427 Oh, do you want me to warm that for you? 116 00:04:35,687 --> 00:04:37,921 No, I want you to eat it. 117 00:04:38,203 --> 00:04:39,602 Eat it for you? 118 00:04:39,704 --> 00:04:40,937 Like bird-feed you? 119 00:04:41,689 --> 00:04:43,550 No, it's for you. 120 00:04:43,575 --> 00:04:45,475 Oh. 121 00:04:45,577 --> 00:04:48,277 Thank you. 122 00:04:49,604 --> 00:04:51,280 No, it was a very simple e-mail. 123 00:04:51,382 --> 00:04:54,250 It was just The( underscore )Pope@gmail 124 00:04:57,734 --> 00:04:59,342 Thank you again for the meal. 125 00:04:59,367 --> 00:05:01,324 - You're a really good cook. - Oh. 126 00:05:01,426 --> 00:05:05,795 I was a single dad, so I kind of know my way around a can opener. 127 00:05:05,897 --> 00:05:07,463 You have... 128 00:05:07,565 --> 00:05:09,090 had... 129 00:05:10,348 --> 00:05:13,636 Tell me about your kids. 130 00:05:13,738 --> 00:05:15,505 Oh. 131 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:17,039 A girl, Penny. 132 00:05:17,142 --> 00:05:20,143 Two boys, uh, Tommy and Doug. 133 00:05:20,245 --> 00:05:21,611 Good kids. 134 00:05:21,713 --> 00:05:23,379 Smart. 135 00:05:23,481 --> 00:05:24,981 Two gay, one not. 136 00:05:25,083 --> 00:05:26,649 Oh. 137 00:05:26,674 --> 00:05:27,973 Apples of my eye. 138 00:05:31,089 --> 00:05:34,490 It's... pretty risky for you to be talking to me. 139 00:05:34,592 --> 00:05:36,492 I'm kind of toxic around here. 140 00:05:36,938 --> 00:05:39,495 If someone comes, you should just start barking orders at me. 141 00:05:39,597 --> 00:05:41,731 I'll know it's not really you. 142 00:05:41,833 --> 00:05:44,700 I'm not worried about what they think. 143 00:05:47,188 --> 00:05:49,138 Why are you so nice to me? 144 00:05:49,813 --> 00:05:53,267 I know what it's like to be alone for years. 145 00:05:53,292 --> 00:05:56,746 It can make you do some pretty crazy things. 146 00:05:57,360 --> 00:05:59,849 I made a lover out of palm fronds. 147 00:05:59,951 --> 00:06:01,217 Oh. 148 00:06:01,242 --> 00:06:05,010 Anyway, I'm really in no position to judge. 149 00:06:05,127 --> 00:06:07,167 Wow. If this was the old me, I would have you pinned 150 00:06:07,192 --> 00:06:08,524 against that railing right now, 151 00:06:08,626 --> 00:06:12,161 slick and wet with slobber. 152 00:06:14,208 --> 00:06:16,399 But, you know, that was the past. 153 00:06:16,501 --> 00:06:18,100 We're not those people anymore. 154 00:06:18,203 --> 00:06:19,535 We've-we've changed. 155 00:06:19,637 --> 00:06:20,870 Changed. 156 00:06:20,972 --> 00:06:22,705 - Oh. - Mmm. 157 00:06:26,611 --> 00:06:28,845 - This is us! Oh! - Oh, God! 158 00:06:28,947 --> 00:06:31,948 - You're a real woman! Oh! - Release my breasts! 159 00:06:32,050 --> 00:06:33,783 - Whoa, that's in play? - Whoa. Wow. 160 00:06:37,022 --> 00:06:37,987 Good morning. 161 00:06:38,023 --> 00:06:39,489 Does anyone need their hair combed? 162 00:06:40,737 --> 00:06:43,238 We can comb our own hair, thank you. 163 00:06:43,361 --> 00:06:45,728 - Right. I'm sorry for asking. - Hey, Pamela, 164 00:06:45,764 --> 00:06:48,565 do you know who was making all that racket last night? 165 00:06:48,600 --> 00:06:51,668 'Cause it sure sounded like you and Glenn. 166 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:54,504 Me and Glenn. 167 00:06:54,539 --> 00:06:56,639 Last night. Yes. 168 00:06:56,675 --> 00:07:01,211 Glenn had me doing some really loud chores all night long. 169 00:07:01,246 --> 00:07:02,512 Real hard labor. 170 00:07:02,547 --> 00:07:05,014 Um, and we just both collapsed from exhaustion... 171 00:07:05,050 --> 00:07:08,241 I mean, him from the ordering and me from all the choring. 172 00:07:08,266 --> 00:07:12,055 Then, at dawn, he woke me for one final chore session. 173 00:07:12,090 --> 00:07:16,192 I mean, he has the stamina of... 174 00:07:16,228 --> 00:07:18,833 someone who really likes to... 175 00:07:18,858 --> 00:07:20,924 order a lot of chores. 176 00:07:20,949 --> 00:07:23,568 He can find lots of things for me to do. 177 00:07:23,593 --> 00:07:25,201 Well, if you were just doing chores, 178 00:07:25,237 --> 00:07:26,936 then why did you keep screaming, 179 00:07:26,972 --> 00:07:31,207 "Wow! Wow! Wow!"? 180 00:07:31,243 --> 00:07:34,677 Because he showed me how to use the ShamWow. 181 00:07:34,713 --> 00:07:37,213 And I sometimes have a habit of 182 00:07:37,249 --> 00:07:39,515 saying the name of the thing that I'm using. 183 00:07:39,551 --> 00:07:42,518 You know, like, comb, comb, deodorant, toilet. 184 00:07:42,554 --> 00:07:45,221 - Well, next time, keep a lid on it. - I will, I promise. 185 00:07:45,257 --> 00:07:46,760 I will bite a pillow, a leather belt. 186 00:07:46,785 --> 00:07:48,925 I'll put one of those black balls in my mouth. 187 00:07:48,960 --> 00:07:51,573 Anything I can do to earn your forgiveness. 188 00:07:51,598 --> 00:07:53,465 All right, back to work! 189 00:07:59,843 --> 00:08:01,137 Oh. 190 00:08:01,297 --> 00:08:03,431 Glenn, what if someone see us? 191 00:08:03,968 --> 00:08:06,542 Hey, come with me. 192 00:08:06,578 --> 00:08:09,279 - Where are we going? - They're having a little party. 193 00:08:09,314 --> 00:08:11,381 Glenn, I wasn't invited. 194 00:08:11,416 --> 00:08:14,482 Hey, if I can't bring my girlfriend, 195 00:08:14,654 --> 00:08:17,086 then it's a party I don't want to go. 196 00:08:17,122 --> 00:08:18,588 Girlfriend? 197 00:08:18,623 --> 00:08:20,823 Is that okay? 198 00:08:20,859 --> 00:08:23,326 Of course. 199 00:08:25,030 --> 00:08:28,965 ♪ That kind of music just soothes the soul ♪ 200 00:08:29,000 --> 00:08:32,969 ♪ I reminisce about the days of old ♪ 201 00:08:33,004 --> 00:08:36,406 ♪ With that old time rock and roll ♪ 202 00:08:36,441 --> 00:08:41,010 ♪ Still like that old time rock and roll ♪ 203 00:08:41,046 --> 00:08:42,845 ♪ Kind of music just ♪ 204 00:08:42,881 --> 00:08:45,023 ♪ Soothes the soul ♪ 205 00:08:45,048 --> 00:08:48,284 ♪ I reminisce about the days before... ♪ 206 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:49,852 Why is everybody stopping? 207 00:08:49,888 --> 00:08:53,022 ♪ That old time... ♪ 208 00:08:53,058 --> 00:08:55,191 Oh. Oh. 209 00:08:56,052 --> 00:08:57,582 I have something to say, 210 00:08:57,607 --> 00:08:58,928 and I want you all to hear it. 211 00:08:58,963 --> 00:09:02,365 Land! 212 00:09:04,636 --> 00:09:09,005 There she is... Beautiful Zihuatanejo! 213 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:11,107 You ever seen a beach like that? 214 00:09:11,675 --> 00:09:13,230 The sand is so white. 215 00:09:13,255 --> 00:09:15,221 Uh, Todd... 216 00:09:15,814 --> 00:09:18,438 that's not sand. 217 00:09:53,184 --> 00:09:55,084 I know. It's a lot to take in. 218 00:09:55,924 --> 00:09:57,623 You okay? 219 00:10:00,087 --> 00:10:03,221 Go... get... my bags. 220 00:10:05,133 --> 00:10:06,072 What? 221 00:10:06,097 --> 00:10:08,126 My bags. Now! 222 00:10:08,151 --> 00:10:09,766 But I-I-I... 223 00:10:09,801 --> 00:10:11,501 My bags! 224 00:10:16,941 --> 00:10:18,908 My bags... 225 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:27,853 Oh, talk about paradise. 226 00:10:27,970 --> 00:10:29,977 Yeah. You know, as Red once said, 227 00:10:30,013 --> 00:10:34,048 "I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams." 228 00:10:34,084 --> 00:10:36,050 News flash... it's bluer. 229 00:10:36,086 --> 00:10:39,187 Yup, yup. I mean, this is even better than I pictured it. 230 00:10:39,596 --> 00:10:43,264 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 231 00:10:43,927 --> 00:10:46,060 Your bags, sir! 232 00:10:46,096 --> 00:10:47,895 I see you took my advice. 233 00:10:47,931 --> 00:10:50,565 Treat me like dog dirt so the others don't find out about us. 234 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:54,302 You're being very believable, which I find very sexy. 235 00:10:54,337 --> 00:10:55,837 Please wait by the road. 236 00:10:55,872 --> 00:10:57,371 Very well, sir! 237 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,474 Oh, you're so hard on me. 238 00:10:59,509 --> 00:11:01,809 You couldn't care less about me. 239 00:11:01,845 --> 00:11:03,978 Work, work, work. 240 00:11:07,566 --> 00:11:08,583 Hey. 241 00:11:08,618 --> 00:11:10,585 The coast is clear. 242 00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:12,587 You want to shag, baby? 243 00:11:13,672 --> 00:11:15,772 Austin Powers. 244 00:11:15,797 --> 00:11:17,008 All right, that'll be all. 245 00:11:17,033 --> 00:11:18,593 Run along. 246 00:11:18,628 --> 00:11:20,242 Oh. You're a very good actor. 247 00:11:20,267 --> 00:11:21,915 Really committing to this role. 248 00:11:22,548 --> 00:11:24,765 - It's not a role. - Oh. 249 00:11:24,801 --> 00:11:26,767 Sorry, part. Performance? 250 00:11:26,803 --> 00:11:29,438 Act. I meant act. Role? 251 00:11:29,463 --> 00:11:32,073 This is real. I made a mistake. 252 00:11:32,529 --> 00:11:34,596 Now please just go. 253 00:11:37,528 --> 00:11:39,595 Very well, sir. 254 00:11:41,929 --> 00:11:44,785 - So, obviously, we need a home. - Uh-huh. 255 00:11:44,813 --> 00:11:48,574 And I saw this place, and I was like, "Yes, please." 256 00:11:48,796 --> 00:11:50,996 - Ready? - Yeah. 257 00:11:51,434 --> 00:11:53,094 Ta-da! 258 00:11:53,942 --> 00:11:55,530 What do you think? 259 00:11:55,996 --> 00:11:57,231 Huh. 260 00:11:58,293 --> 00:11:59,375 I-I know. 261 00:11:59,402 --> 00:12:01,189 It's an upper-from-which-fixer, 262 00:12:01,220 --> 00:12:04,289 but it has medical stuff for when I go into labor. 263 00:12:04,314 --> 00:12:07,525 - And I have so many decorating ideas. - Oh. 264 00:12:07,560 --> 00:12:10,485 I mean, first of all... no brainer... 265 00:12:10,510 --> 00:12:12,485 get the dead bodies out of here. 266 00:12:12,510 --> 00:12:14,796 Think we might have gone to the same decorating school. 267 00:12:14,821 --> 00:12:17,568 Next, we need a statement piece. 268 00:12:17,593 --> 00:12:18,803 My idea? 269 00:12:18,838 --> 00:12:20,747 A bedpathelier. 270 00:12:20,772 --> 00:12:23,774 You're probably way ahead of me on this, but it's a chandelier 271 00:12:23,810 --> 00:12:26,210 made out of bedpans... 272 00:12:26,791 --> 00:12:27,845 and catheters. 273 00:12:29,248 --> 00:12:31,549 Then, we take these sheets, 274 00:12:31,877 --> 00:12:34,110 bleach out the stool and the blood, 275 00:12:34,135 --> 00:12:35,853 and we're in picture window city. 276 00:12:35,888 --> 00:12:38,189 It is gonna be so... 277 00:12:41,576 --> 00:12:42,827 great. 278 00:12:43,214 --> 00:12:45,347 This is what I love about you, Carol. 279 00:12:45,372 --> 00:12:46,664 I mean, you see potential 280 00:12:46,699 --> 00:12:48,833 in even the biggest pile of crap. 281 00:12:48,868 --> 00:12:51,569 - I don't know about that. - Well, I do. 282 00:12:51,604 --> 00:12:53,704 'Cause I'm saying that as a former pile. 283 00:12:53,739 --> 00:12:55,239 Look, I love it. 284 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:56,474 I am in so hard. 285 00:12:56,509 --> 00:12:58,120 So where do we start? 286 00:12:59,050 --> 00:13:02,213 Well, I think I want to start in the courtyard. 287 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,605 And if it's okay, 288 00:13:05,630 --> 00:13:08,063 I need to do this one on my own. 289 00:13:15,460 --> 00:13:18,329 You know what? I want to make a toast. 290 00:13:18,598 --> 00:13:21,733 Thank you, Zihuatanejo, 291 00:13:22,046 --> 00:13:25,140 for making me "see what an A-ho" 292 00:13:25,500 --> 00:13:28,038 I've been for not getting here sooner. 293 00:13:28,302 --> 00:13:29,935 But you know what? I'm here now. 294 00:13:29,960 --> 00:13:31,993 And talk about living up to the hype. 295 00:13:32,020 --> 00:13:34,605 I mean, come on. Will somebody pinch me, please? 296 00:13:34,630 --> 00:13:36,972 I mean, Melissa, please, pinch me, would you? 297 00:13:36,997 --> 00:13:38,282 - I'm not gonna pinch you. - Okay, well, then, 298 00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:40,217 I'm jumping on my own grenade here. 299 00:13:40,253 --> 00:13:42,720 It's just... 300 00:13:46,076 --> 00:13:47,458 No, it didn't work. 301 00:13:47,493 --> 00:13:49,293 It still feels like a dream. 302 00:13:49,621 --> 00:13:50,961 And not a dry one. 303 00:13:50,997 --> 00:13:52,429 - Oh. - Oh. - Ew. 304 00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:55,366 I love this place! Shawshank lives! 305 00:13:55,401 --> 00:13:57,368 Yeah! 306 00:14:00,852 --> 00:14:02,919 Can we help you with something? 307 00:14:03,952 --> 00:14:04,973 Uh... 308 00:14:04,998 --> 00:14:06,877 I'm here for dinner. 309 00:14:07,186 --> 00:14:09,841 Well, this party is BYOB, 310 00:14:09,866 --> 00:14:12,730 which stands for, "Bye, You Old Buttface." 311 00:14:12,980 --> 00:14:15,386 I'll have you know, I was invited. 312 00:14:15,421 --> 00:14:17,755 Really? By who? 313 00:14:18,168 --> 00:14:19,757 By whom. 314 00:14:25,658 --> 00:14:27,565 And that whom is me. 315 00:14:28,610 --> 00:14:31,969 Look, we all know that Pamela is a real jerk. 316 00:14:31,994 --> 00:14:32,970 Fair assessment. 317 00:14:33,005 --> 00:14:35,806 I mean, she kidnapped a person. She's a stinkin' felon. 318 00:14:35,841 --> 00:14:37,808 - I am, yes. - She left a new mom, 319 00:14:37,843 --> 00:14:40,411 a baby, a mother-to-be stranded on an island. 320 00:14:40,446 --> 00:14:42,246 - Left 'em for dead, yup. - She's just been 321 00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:44,582 horrible, irredeemable scum. 322 00:14:44,617 --> 00:14:46,917 Objection! Overruled. I'll allow it. 323 00:14:46,953 --> 00:14:48,956 - Even her dog hates her. - He does. 324 00:14:48,981 --> 00:14:53,857 In short, Pamela was a real piece of Sit Here In Tijuana. 325 00:14:53,893 --> 00:14:55,926 - Care Bear! - I'm sorry, Tandy. 326 00:14:55,962 --> 00:14:58,262 I know that coarse language isn't me, 327 00:14:58,591 --> 00:15:00,931 but neither is giving up on a person. 328 00:15:00,967 --> 00:15:04,101 And that is exactly what I did. 329 00:15:04,136 --> 00:15:06,136 It's what we all did. 330 00:15:06,172 --> 00:15:07,938 And that's not us. 331 00:15:08,197 --> 00:15:10,030 We can do better than that. 332 00:15:10,055 --> 00:15:12,024 And so can she. 333 00:15:13,371 --> 00:15:16,239 So what do you say we give her another chance? 334 00:15:21,084 --> 00:15:22,353 Pass. 335 00:15:23,350 --> 00:15:25,302 What is your problem? 336 00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:26,730 We had something. 337 00:15:26,755 --> 00:15:27,857 I felt it. 338 00:15:27,882 --> 00:15:29,902 I felt it on the bow. I felt it on the stern. 339 00:15:29,927 --> 00:15:31,301 Then a few more times on the bow. 340 00:15:31,326 --> 00:15:32,396 Then the stern again. 341 00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:34,784 Then you flipped me over on to my starboard side. 342 00:15:34,809 --> 00:15:36,809 I even tried aft for the first time. 343 00:15:37,391 --> 00:15:39,359 I know you felt it, too. 344 00:15:39,556 --> 00:15:41,572 You were just a vacation fling. 345 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,040 What changed in you? 346 00:15:43,075 --> 00:15:45,075 Was it the sex? I've always been bad at it. 347 00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,410 Tentative, immobile. 348 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:48,245 I need to learn to use my arms more. 349 00:15:48,515 --> 00:15:49,580 I just can't do this. 350 00:15:49,615 --> 00:15:51,315 Wait. Glenn. 351 00:15:51,584 --> 00:15:53,400 Tell me you don't feel anything. 352 00:15:53,425 --> 00:15:54,724 Go on, tell me. 353 00:15:54,749 --> 00:15:55,652 Tell me that, Glenn! 354 00:15:55,677 --> 00:15:56,976 Tell me you don't feel anything! 355 00:15:57,001 --> 00:15:58,468 Damn it, tell me! 356 00:16:00,382 --> 00:16:03,059 Why are you trying so hard to make me hate you? 357 00:16:03,442 --> 00:16:04,862 Because I love you. 358 00:16:06,082 --> 00:16:07,331 I love you, too. 359 00:16:07,356 --> 00:16:09,533 And I want to be with you for the rest of my life. 360 00:16:09,568 --> 00:16:11,602 So why are you treating me like this? 361 00:16:12,410 --> 00:16:14,171 Because I'm leaving tomorrow. 362 00:16:24,358 --> 00:16:26,525 So you're leaving. 363 00:16:31,265 --> 00:16:34,567 Seeing that beach today, 364 00:16:34,905 --> 00:16:38,804 and what my kids went through without me... 365 00:16:38,840 --> 00:16:41,006 I have to go home. 366 00:16:41,965 --> 00:16:45,044 There's radiation everywhere. 367 00:16:45,234 --> 00:16:48,502 You know you'll probably die. 368 00:16:49,949 --> 00:16:52,184 They're my kids. 369 00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:00,693 So it wasn't our sex? 370 00:17:01,306 --> 00:17:03,297 Pamela. 371 00:17:04,510 --> 00:17:07,233 Our sex was the second best 372 00:17:07,268 --> 00:17:09,368 I've ever had. 373 00:17:11,432 --> 00:17:13,632 Oh, Glenn. 374 00:17:13,941 --> 00:17:16,909 I'll always remember that you said that. 375 00:17:28,044 --> 00:17:30,311 Oh, hey. 376 00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:32,291 Todd, I know you're not okay. 377 00:17:32,669 --> 00:17:35,227 I know Zihuat's not what you expected. 378 00:17:35,560 --> 00:17:37,493 But I think I know a way to help. 379 00:17:38,688 --> 00:17:41,823 You know the final scene of Shawshank? 380 00:17:41,936 --> 00:17:43,602 - Uh-huh. - Well, 381 00:17:44,127 --> 00:17:47,306 they didn't film that in Zihuatanejo. 382 00:17:49,353 --> 00:17:51,211 Get out of town, okay? 383 00:17:51,236 --> 00:17:52,878 Go fishin'. 384 00:17:53,640 --> 00:17:55,915 They shot that in Saint Croix. 385 00:17:57,883 --> 00:17:59,285 Tax credits. 386 00:18:03,414 --> 00:18:04,713 Are you serious? 387 00:18:05,526 --> 00:18:06,659 Yeah. 388 00:18:07,193 --> 00:18:08,327 Boy, damn. 389 00:18:08,362 --> 00:18:11,597 Damn you, Zihuatanejo! 390 00:18:11,632 --> 00:18:13,065 You lied to me! 391 00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:15,401 All of you! 392 00:18:15,436 --> 00:18:20,377 The entire production team of The Shawshank Redemption. 393 00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:22,007 Cast, crew, 394 00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:23,943 and most certainly locations, 395 00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:27,279 you've all got blood on your hands. 396 00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:29,315 Everyone. 397 00:18:32,853 --> 00:18:34,954 Everyone except for you. 398 00:18:41,147 --> 00:18:43,295 I'm sorry. I'm sorry for acting so crazy. 399 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:45,698 I just, you know, I just... 400 00:18:46,006 --> 00:18:49,168 God, I just wanted it to be perfect for you. 401 00:18:49,404 --> 00:18:50,756 No. Don't you see, 402 00:18:50,781 --> 00:18:53,606 as long as I'm with you, any place is perfect. 403 00:19:02,738 --> 00:19:04,149 Okay, well, 404 00:19:04,185 --> 00:19:06,118 I guess that's about it. 405 00:19:06,153 --> 00:19:08,454 Hey. 406 00:19:08,489 --> 00:19:11,857 Ta-ta for now, you hear? 407 00:19:11,892 --> 00:19:13,792 You guys haven't seen Pamela, have you? 408 00:19:13,828 --> 00:19:15,060 Oh, Glenn, 409 00:19:15,096 --> 00:19:17,963 you have to understand, this is really hard for her. 410 00:19:18,947 --> 00:19:20,966 Well, just tell her I'm gonna miss her. 411 00:19:21,002 --> 00:19:22,735 No, you won't. 412 00:19:24,309 --> 00:19:25,709 What? 413 00:19:27,354 --> 00:19:29,708 I said, "No. You won't miss me." 414 00:19:29,744 --> 00:19:31,844 Well, of course I'm gonna miss you. How can you say that? 415 00:19:32,168 --> 00:19:33,935 And I won't miss you, either. 416 00:19:35,049 --> 00:19:37,216 'Cause I'm comin' with ya. 417 00:19:37,251 --> 00:19:39,212 - Ah, come on, Pamela. - No. 418 00:19:39,237 --> 00:19:41,253 Glenn. I'm not gonna let either one of us 419 00:19:41,289 --> 00:19:43,255 be alone anymore. 420 00:19:43,867 --> 00:19:46,492 I'm not gonna be able to talk you out of this, am I? 421 00:19:46,711 --> 00:19:49,995 Well... no, you won't. 422 00:19:50,031 --> 00:19:52,064 Well, then I'm not even gonna take the time to try. 423 00:19:52,099 --> 00:19:54,566 - Please don't. - I got better things to do. 424 00:19:55,289 --> 00:19:57,055 It'll take up too much time. 425 00:19:57,872 --> 00:19:59,705 That was a fun exchange. 426 00:20:00,218 --> 00:20:01,073 Carol. 427 00:20:01,108 --> 00:20:02,908 I got you a little something. 428 00:20:02,943 --> 00:20:04,328 It's Latisse. 429 00:20:04,353 --> 00:20:06,378 Just a few dabs in the morning and Tandy's brows 430 00:20:06,414 --> 00:20:07,846 will be back in no time. 431 00:20:08,186 --> 00:20:09,352 It's a little sweaty. 432 00:20:10,551 --> 00:20:12,053 Thank you. 433 00:20:14,014 --> 00:20:15,313 Well, 434 00:20:15,967 --> 00:20:17,623 I didn't deserve your forgiveness, 435 00:20:17,658 --> 00:20:19,303 but you gave it to me anyway. 436 00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:22,761 I hope you know how much that changed me. 437 00:20:23,156 --> 00:20:24,722 Todd, my bags? 438 00:20:25,484 --> 00:20:26,784 Yeah, sure. 439 00:20:27,050 --> 00:20:28,067 Well, 440 00:20:28,102 --> 00:20:29,535 off to die. 441 00:20:29,570 --> 00:20:31,870 I hope it's worth it. Those kids better be alive. 442 00:20:31,906 --> 00:20:33,706 They probably won't be; they'll be dead. 443 00:20:33,741 --> 00:20:36,475 But it's good to go in with low expectations. 444 00:20:37,306 --> 00:20:39,611 That's why I love this woman. 445 00:20:47,528 --> 00:20:50,556 Bye. Jeremy says bye! 446 00:20:53,174 --> 00:20:57,877 It truly was a Shawshank Redemption. 447 00:20:59,572 --> 00:21:04,572 Synced and corrected by Octavia - www.addic7ed.com - 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net