0 00:00:53,920 --> 00:00:55,615 Onward, Ohauncey! 1 00:00:55,755 --> 00:00:58,349 To the highest room of the tallest tower... 2 00:00:58,491 --> 00:01:03,588 ...where my princess awaits rescue from her handsome Prince Oharming! 3 00:01:14,941 --> 00:01:18,707 This is worse than "Love Leters". I hate dinner theater! 4 00:01:18,845 --> 00:01:20,608 Me, too. 5 00:01:21,948 --> 00:01:23,939 Whoa there, Ohauncey! 6 00:01:25,351 --> 00:01:28,809 Hark! The brave Prince Oharming approacheth. 7 00:01:28,955 --> 00:01:33,324 Fear not, fair maiden. I shall slay the monster that guards you... 8 00:01:33,460 --> 00:01:36,395 ...then take my place as rightful king. 9 00:01:36,529 --> 00:01:38,121 What did she say? 10 00:01:41,901 --> 00:01:43,300 It's Shrek! 11 00:01:43,570 --> 00:01:45,231 Whoo, Shrek, yeah! 12 00:01:47,474 --> 00:01:49,567 Prepare, foul beast... 13 00:01:49,709 --> 00:01:54,373 ...to enter into a world of pain with which you are not familiar! 14 00:01:54,514 --> 00:01:57,074 Happy birthday to thee Happy birthday to thee 15 00:01:57,217 --> 00:01:58,479 Do you mind? 16 00:01:58,818 --> 00:02:01,981 Do you mind? Boring! 17 00:02:06,493 --> 00:02:08,825 Prepare, foul beast... 18 00:02:17,837 --> 00:02:20,533 Someday you'll be sorry. 19 00:02:20,673 --> 00:02:22,834 We already are! 20 00:02:47,967 --> 00:02:49,264 Mommy... 21 00:02:53,206 --> 00:02:56,698 You're right. I can't let this happen. 22 00:02:57,544 --> 00:02:58,875 I can't! 23 00:03:00,046 --> 00:03:03,812 I am the rightful King of Far Far Away. 24 00:03:03,950 --> 00:03:06,043 And I promise you this, Mother... 25 00:03:06,386 --> 00:03:09,116 ...I will restore dignity to my throne. 26 00:03:13,726 --> 00:03:14,818 And this time, 27 00:03:14,961 --> 00:03:19,125 no one will stand in my way. 28 00:03:36,082 --> 00:03:37,743 Good morning. 29 00:03:38,751 --> 00:03:40,412 Good morning. 30 00:03:42,088 --> 00:03:43,112 Morning breath. 31 00:03:43,256 --> 00:03:46,419 I know. Isn't it wonderful? 32 00:03:47,093 --> 00:03:48,924 Good morning, good morning 33 00:03:49,596 --> 00:03:51,996 The sun is shining through 34 00:03:52,131 --> 00:03:54,326 Good morning, good morning To you 35 00:03:54,467 --> 00:03:56,594 And you! And you! 36 00:04:00,506 --> 00:04:02,201 They grow up so fast. 37 00:04:02,342 --> 00:04:04,435 Not fast enough. 38 00:04:06,512 --> 00:04:09,208 You'll be filling in for the King and Queen. 39 00:04:09,349 --> 00:04:12,546 Several functions require your atendance, sir. 40 00:04:12,685 --> 00:04:15,984 Great! Let's get started. 41 00:04:16,122 --> 00:04:18,955 Oome on, lazybones. Time to get moving! 42 00:04:19,792 --> 00:04:22,056 You need to get a pair ofjammies. 43 00:04:29,502 --> 00:04:32,733 I got some sleep and I needed it 44 00:04:32,872 --> 00:04:35,602 Not a lot, just a little bit 45 00:04:35,742 --> 00:04:38,836 Someone's always trying to keep me from it 46 00:04:38,978 --> 00:04:41,811 It's a crying shame 47 00:04:42,482 --> 00:04:44,848 It's a royal pain in the neck 48 00:04:44,984 --> 00:04:46,645 I knight thee. 49 00:05:08,508 --> 00:05:11,636 If you're filling in for a king, you should look like one. 50 00:05:11,778 --> 00:05:14,838 Oan somebody come in and work on Shrek? 51 00:05:16,683 --> 00:05:18,173 I will see what I can do. 52 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:41,033 Yeah, wow. 53 00:05:41,874 --> 00:05:44,365 Is this really necessary? 54 00:05:45,144 --> 00:05:46,805 Quite necessary, Fiona. 55 00:05:46,946 --> 00:05:49,744 - I'm Shrek, you twit. - Whatever. 56 00:05:49,882 --> 00:05:53,579 This isn't a rehearsal, peoples. Let's see some hustle! 57 00:05:53,720 --> 00:05:55,654 Smiles, everyone! Smiles! 58 00:05:55,788 --> 00:05:59,246 I don't know how much longer I can keep this up. 59 00:05:59,392 --> 00:06:02,327 I'm sorry, but can you just try to grin and bear it? 60 00:06:02,462 --> 00:06:04,487 It's just until Dad gets beter. 61 00:06:06,566 --> 00:06:07,897 Shrek? 62 00:06:09,235 --> 00:06:10,827 You look handsome. 63 00:06:10,970 --> 00:06:12,904 Oome here, you. 64 00:06:27,253 --> 00:06:31,917 My but is itching up a storm and I can't reach it in this monkey suit. 65 00:06:32,759 --> 00:06:35,694 Hey, you! Oome here. What's your name? 66 00:06:35,828 --> 00:06:38,194 Fiddlesworth, sir. 67 00:06:38,331 --> 00:06:39,423 Perfect. 68 00:06:42,101 --> 00:06:44,467 Ladies and gentlemen... 69 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:47,767 ...Princess Fiona and Sir Shrek! 70 00:06:52,111 --> 00:06:53,874 Ahh! You've got it. 71 00:06:54,013 --> 00:06:55,537 A litle to the left. 72 00:06:56,783 --> 00:06:58,978 That's it! That's good. 73 00:06:59,118 --> 00:07:02,212 Oh, yeah! Scratch that thing! You're on it. 74 00:07:02,355 --> 00:07:03,788 Shrek! 75 00:07:08,694 --> 00:07:09,820 My eye! 76 00:07:09,962 --> 00:07:11,122 What are you doing? 77 00:07:17,703 --> 00:07:18,692 Fiona! 78 00:07:21,808 --> 00:07:25,039 - Are you okay? - Yeah. I'm fine. 79 00:07:28,648 --> 00:07:30,980 Shrimp! My favorite! 80 00:07:41,494 --> 00:07:44,190 - That's it! We're leaving! - Oalm down. 81 00:07:44,330 --> 00:07:49,267 Oalm down? Who do you think we're kidding? I am an ogre. 82 00:07:49,402 --> 00:07:52,997 I'm not cut out for this, Fiona, and I never will be. 83 00:07:57,076 --> 00:07:58,441 I think that went well. 84 00:07:58,578 --> 00:07:59,806 Donkey! 85 00:07:59,946 --> 00:08:01,675 Oome on, Shrek! 86 00:08:02,181 --> 00:08:05,412 Some people just don't understand boundaries. 87 00:08:14,694 --> 00:08:19,290 Just think. A couple more days and we'll be back home... 88 00:08:19,432 --> 00:08:22,731 ...in our vermin-filled shack strewn with fungus... 89 00:08:22,869 --> 00:08:25,770 ...and filled with the stench of mud and neglect. 90 00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:28,533 You had me at "vermin-filled". 91 00:08:29,375 --> 00:08:34,210 And, um... maybe even the piter-pater of litle feet on the floor. 92 00:08:34,714 --> 00:08:37,410 That's right, the swamp rats will be spawning. 93 00:08:37,550 --> 00:08:38,915 Uh, no. 94 00:08:39,051 --> 00:08:42,748 What I'm thinking of is a litle bigger than a swamp rat. 95 00:08:42,889 --> 00:08:43,913 Donkey? 96 00:08:44,056 --> 00:08:47,719 No, Shrek. What if, theoretically... 97 00:08:48,995 --> 00:08:51,122 ...they were litle ogre feet? 98 00:08:57,570 --> 00:09:00,937 Honey, let's be rational about this. 99 00:09:01,073 --> 00:09:03,439 Have you seen a baby lately? 100 00:09:03,576 --> 00:09:06,773 They just eat and poop, and they cry... 101 00:09:06,913 --> 00:09:10,280 ...then they cry when they poop and poop when they cry. 102 00:09:10,416 --> 00:09:13,214 Now, imagine an ogre baby. 103 00:09:13,352 --> 00:09:17,152 They extra-cry and they extra-poop. 104 00:09:17,290 --> 00:09:20,885 Shrek, don't you ever think about having a family? 105 00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:24,588 Right now, you're my family. 106 00:09:28,601 --> 00:09:30,762 Somebody beter be dying. 107 00:09:32,705 --> 00:09:34,935 I'm dying. 108 00:09:37,276 --> 00:09:38,436 Harold? 109 00:09:40,613 --> 00:09:43,707 Don't forget to pay the gardener, Lillian. 110 00:09:43,849 --> 00:09:45,783 Of course, darling. 111 00:09:47,520 --> 00:09:48,578 Fiona. 112 00:09:48,721 --> 00:09:50,245 Yes, Daddy? 113 00:09:50,389 --> 00:09:53,119 I know I made many mistakes with you. 114 00:09:54,126 --> 00:09:55,593 It's okay. 115 00:09:55,728 --> 00:09:57,855 But your love for Shrek has... 116 00:09:58,798 --> 00:10:00,197 ...taught me much. 117 00:10:02,335 --> 00:10:04,326 My dear boy... 118 00:10:04,470 --> 00:10:07,735 ...I am proud to call you my son. 119 00:10:07,873 --> 00:10:11,001 And I'm proud to call you my frog... 120 00:10:11,143 --> 00:10:13,577 ...King dad-in-law. 121 00:10:13,713 --> 00:10:19,310 Now there is a mater of business to atend to. 122 00:10:29,662 --> 00:10:32,654 The Frog King... is dead. 123 00:10:40,840 --> 00:10:42,808 Put your hat back on, fool. 124 00:10:42,942 --> 00:10:44,534 Shrek... 125 00:10:44,677 --> 00:10:46,338 ...please come hither. 126 00:10:50,182 --> 00:10:51,547 Yeah, Dad? 127 00:10:51,684 --> 00:10:54,847 This kingdom needs a new king. 128 00:10:56,188 --> 00:11:00,852 You and Fiona are next in line for the throne. 129 00:11:02,528 --> 00:11:06,726 Next in line. You see, Dad, that's why people love you. 130 00:11:06,866 --> 00:11:10,199 Even on your deathbed, you're still making jokes. 131 00:11:13,873 --> 00:11:17,570 Oome on, Dad. An ogre as king? 132 00:11:17,710 --> 00:11:20,235 That's not such a good idea. 133 00:11:20,379 --> 00:11:23,678 There must be somebody else. Anybody! 134 00:11:23,816 --> 00:11:29,015 Aside from you, there is only one remaining heir. 135 00:11:29,155 --> 00:11:32,352 Really? Who is he, Dad? 136 00:11:32,491 --> 00:11:34,550 His name is... 137 00:11:35,928 --> 00:11:36,986 ...is... 138 00:11:37,129 --> 00:11:38,756 What's his name? 139 00:11:38,898 --> 00:11:40,490 ...is... 140 00:11:42,401 --> 00:11:43,493 Daddy! 141 00:12:00,753 --> 00:12:02,721 His name is Arthur. 142 00:12:02,855 --> 00:12:04,254 Arthur? 143 00:12:08,594 --> 00:12:11,791 I know you'll do... 144 00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:14,593 ...what's right. 145 00:12:17,636 --> 00:12:18,967 Harold? 146 00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:20,663 Dad? Dad! 147 00:12:22,108 --> 00:12:23,336 Dad? 148 00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:25,535 Do your thing, man. 149 00:12:55,474 --> 00:12:59,342 When you were young and your heart 150 00:12:59,478 --> 00:13:01,639 Was an open book 151 00:13:03,649 --> 00:13:07,779 You used to say live and let live 152 00:13:07,920 --> 00:13:11,253 You know you did, you know you did You know you did 153 00:13:12,057 --> 00:13:17,120 But if this ever changing world In which we live in 154 00:13:17,997 --> 00:13:22,161 Makes you give in and cry 155 00:13:24,670 --> 00:13:26,831 Say live and let die 156 00:13:30,276 --> 00:13:31,937 Live and let die 157 00:14:08,447 --> 00:14:12,213 Hey, lady You, lady 158 00:14:13,219 --> 00:14:15,380 Cursing at your life 159 00:14:16,055 --> 00:14:18,717 You're a discontented mother 160 00:14:20,392 --> 00:14:23,054 And a regimented wife 161 00:14:48,754 --> 00:14:51,917 What does a prince have to do to get a drink here? 162 00:14:53,259 --> 00:14:54,954 Ah, Mabel! 163 00:14:55,094 --> 00:14:59,497 Why they call you an ugly stepsister, I'll never know. 164 00:15:00,599 --> 00:15:03,693 Where's Doris? Taking the night off? 165 00:15:03,836 --> 00:15:07,602 She's not welcome here, and neither are you. 166 00:15:09,275 --> 00:15:11,300 What do you want, Oharming? 167 00:15:11,443 --> 00:15:15,504 Not much. Just a chance at redemption. 168 00:15:17,116 --> 00:15:18,583 And a Fuzzy Navel. 169 00:15:18,717 --> 00:15:21,777 And Fuzzy Navels for all my friends! 170 00:15:26,225 --> 00:15:27,852 We're not your friends. 171 00:15:30,062 --> 00:15:32,189 You don't belong here. 172 00:15:32,331 --> 00:15:36,495 You're absolutely right, but, I mean, do any of us? 173 00:15:36,635 --> 00:15:38,262 Do a number on his face. 174 00:15:38,404 --> 00:15:43,000 Wait, wait, wait! We are more alike than you think. 175 00:15:43,142 --> 00:15:47,044 Wicked Witch! The Seven Dwarfs saved Snow White, and what happened? 176 00:15:47,179 --> 00:15:48,271 Oh, what's it to you? 177 00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:50,678 They left you the unfairest of them all. 178 00:15:50,816 --> 00:15:55,344 Now here you are, hustling pool to get your next meal. 179 00:15:55,487 --> 00:15:57,318 How does that feel? 180 00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,387 Prety unfair. 181 00:16:04,530 --> 00:16:05,929 And you! 182 00:16:06,065 --> 00:16:10,695 Your star puppet abandons the show to go and find his father. 183 00:16:12,204 --> 00:16:14,297 I hate that litle wooden puppet. 184 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,408 And Hook. 185 00:16:16,542 --> 00:16:18,134 Need I say more? 186 00:16:21,847 --> 00:16:24,611 - And you, Frumpypigskin! - Rumpelstiltskin. 187 00:16:24,750 --> 00:16:27,378 Where's that firstborn you were promised? 188 00:16:29,788 --> 00:16:33,690 Mabel. Remember how you couldn't get your litle fat foot... 189 00:16:33,826 --> 00:16:35,726 ...into that tiny glass slipper? 190 00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:41,924 Oinderella is in Far Far Away right now... 191 00:16:42,067 --> 00:16:47,095 ...eating bonbons, cavorting with every last fairy tale creature... 192 00:16:47,239 --> 00:16:49,707 ...that has ever done you wrong! 193 00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:54,779 Once upon a time, someone decided that we were the losers. 194 00:16:54,913 --> 00:16:57,780 But there are two sides to every story... 195 00:16:57,950 --> 00:17:00,475 ...and our side has not been told! 196 00:17:00,619 --> 00:17:05,488 So who will join me? Who wants to come out on top for once? 197 00:17:05,624 --> 00:17:07,285 Who wants their... 198 00:17:07,426 --> 00:17:10,589 ..."happily ever after"? 199 00:17:27,780 --> 00:17:29,441 This way, gents. 200 00:17:40,793 --> 00:17:45,821 It's out of my hands, senorita. The winds of fate have blown on my destiny. 201 00:17:45,964 --> 00:17:49,764 But I will never forget you. You are the love of my life. 202 00:17:49,902 --> 00:17:52,336 As are you. 203 00:17:52,471 --> 00:17:54,837 And, uh, you. 204 00:17:54,973 --> 00:17:58,136 I don't know you, but I'd like to. 205 00:17:59,311 --> 00:18:00,642 I got to go! 206 00:18:02,047 --> 00:18:03,742 I don't wanna leave you either. 207 00:18:03,882 --> 00:18:06,715 But you know how Shrek is. The dude's lost without me. 208 00:18:07,653 --> 00:18:10,986 But don't worry. I'll send you airmail kisses every day! 209 00:18:12,324 --> 00:18:13,689 Be strong, babies. 210 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:16,260 Ooco, Peanut, listen to your mama. 211 00:18:16,395 --> 00:18:20,388 Bananas, no roasting marshmallows on your sister's head. 212 00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:24,028 That's my special boy! 213 00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:27,263 Oome here, all of you! Give your daddy a big hug! 214 00:18:33,846 --> 00:18:35,177 Shrek? 215 00:18:36,181 --> 00:18:40,481 Maybe you should just stay and be King. 216 00:18:40,619 --> 00:18:44,146 Oome on. There's no way I could run a kingdom. 217 00:18:44,289 --> 00:18:47,281 That's why your cousin Arthur is a perfect choice. 218 00:18:47,426 --> 00:18:49,951 It's not that. You see... 219 00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:54,555 And if he gives me trouble, I always have persuasion and reason. 220 00:18:54,700 --> 00:18:58,033 Here's persuasion... and here's reason. 221 00:19:00,439 --> 00:19:01,838 Fiona... 222 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:05,239 ...soon it's just going to be you, me... 223 00:19:05,377 --> 00:19:07,038 ...and our swamp. 224 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:11,372 It's not going to be just you and me. 225 00:19:12,651 --> 00:19:14,551 All aboard! 226 00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:18,554 It will be. I promise. 227 00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:21,215 I love you. 228 00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,494 That's lovely. 229 00:19:29,635 --> 00:19:31,227 Bye-bye, babies! 230 00:19:38,810 --> 00:19:40,004 Shrek! 231 00:19:41,246 --> 00:19:43,441 - Wait! - What is it? 232 00:19:43,582 --> 00:19:45,072 I'm... I'm... 233 00:19:49,087 --> 00:19:50,952 I love you, too, honey! 234 00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:53,922 No! I said I'm... 235 00:19:56,929 --> 00:19:58,362 You're what? 236 00:19:58,497 --> 00:20:00,931 I said I'm pregnant! 237 00:20:05,103 --> 00:20:06,570 What was that? 238 00:20:06,705 --> 00:20:09,765 You're going to be a father! 239 00:20:11,610 --> 00:20:13,407 That's great! 240 00:20:13,545 --> 00:20:16,810 Really? I'm glad you think so! 241 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:18,348 I love you! 242 00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:20,474 Yeah! 243 00:20:20,619 --> 00:20:22,951 Me, too! You! 244 00:20:26,825 --> 00:20:30,317 I'm going to be an uncle! I'm going to be an uncle! 245 00:20:30,462 --> 00:20:33,522 And you, my friend, are royally... 246 00:21:12,237 --> 00:21:13,226 Home. 247 00:21:25,517 --> 00:21:26,848 Shrek! 248 00:21:29,187 --> 00:21:30,518 Fiona! 249 00:21:34,526 --> 00:21:35,857 Fiona? 250 00:21:55,080 --> 00:21:56,479 Oh, no. 251 00:21:59,651 --> 00:22:02,552 Beter out than in, I always say. 252 00:22:12,230 --> 00:22:13,561 No, no, no! 253 00:22:15,734 --> 00:22:18,294 It's okay. It's gonna be all right. 254 00:22:23,575 --> 00:22:25,736 Stop! Hey, wait! 255 00:23:15,127 --> 00:23:16,651 Donkey. Donkey! 256 00:23:16,795 --> 00:23:18,023 Wake up! 257 00:23:20,465 --> 00:23:21,796 Dada! 258 00:23:24,236 --> 00:23:26,227 Shrek! Are you okay? 259 00:23:27,973 --> 00:23:33,502 I can't believe I'm going to be a father. How did this happen? 260 00:23:33,645 --> 00:23:37,843 Allow me to explain. When a man has feelings for a woman... 261 00:23:37,983 --> 00:23:40,508 ...a powerful urge sweeps over him. 262 00:23:40,652 --> 00:23:43,143 I know how it happened. 263 00:23:43,989 --> 00:23:46,048 I just can't believe it. 264 00:23:48,827 --> 00:23:50,658 How does it happen? 265 00:23:57,669 --> 00:24:02,936 And the cat's in the cradle and the silver spoon 266 00:24:03,074 --> 00:24:05,702 Little Boy Blue and the Man in the Moon 267 00:24:05,844 --> 00:24:08,438 When you coming home, son? I don't know when 268 00:24:08,580 --> 00:24:10,878 But we'll get together then, Dad. 269 00:24:11,016 --> 00:24:13,007 Donkey! Oan you just cut to the part 270 00:24:13,151 --> 00:24:15,676 where you're supposed to make me feel beter? 271 00:24:16,421 --> 00:24:18,946 You know I love Fiona, boss. Right? 272 00:24:19,090 --> 00:24:23,151 What I am talking about is you, me, my cousin's boat... 273 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:28,892 ...an ice cold pitcher of mojitos and two weeks of nothing but fishing. 274 00:24:29,034 --> 00:24:30,899 Don't listen to him! 275 00:24:31,036 --> 00:24:33,732 Having a baby isn't going to ruin your life. 276 00:24:33,872 --> 00:24:38,400 It's not my life I'm worried about ruining, it's the kid's. 277 00:24:38,543 --> 00:24:42,843 When have you ever heard the phrase "as sweet as an ogre"... 278 00:24:42,981 --> 00:24:45,415 ...or "as nurturing as an ogre"... 279 00:24:45,550 --> 00:24:49,919 ...or "You'll love my dad. He's a real ogre." 280 00:24:50,055 --> 00:24:51,818 Okay. I get it. 281 00:24:51,957 --> 00:24:55,415 It's not going to be easy. But you got us to help you. 282 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:57,255 That's true. 283 00:24:57,395 --> 00:24:58,862 I'm doomed. 284 00:24:58,997 --> 00:25:00,658 You'll be fine. 285 00:25:01,566 --> 00:25:03,466 You're finished. 286 00:25:05,737 --> 00:25:08,399 Uh, with yourjourney. 287 00:25:16,581 --> 00:25:21,018 "Wor-ces-ters-shiree"? Now that sounds fancy! 288 00:25:21,152 --> 00:25:22,483 It's Worcestershire. 289 00:25:22,621 --> 00:25:24,452 Like the sauce? 290 00:25:24,589 --> 00:25:25,920 It's spicy! 291 00:25:29,761 --> 00:25:31,592 They must be expecting us. 292 00:25:37,502 --> 00:25:40,300 What in the shista-shire kind of place is this? 293 00:25:40,438 --> 00:25:45,637 Well, my stomach aches and my palms just got sweaty. Must be a high school. 294 00:25:45,777 --> 00:25:46,937 High school? 295 00:25:47,078 --> 00:25:48,636 Ready? Okay! 296 00:25:48,780 --> 00:25:51,214 Wherefore art thou headed, to the top? 297 00:25:51,349 --> 00:25:55,308 Yeah, we think so, we think so! And dost thou thinkest thine can be stopped? 298 00:25:55,453 --> 00:25:57,921 Nay, we thinkst not, we thinkst not! 299 00:26:03,194 --> 00:26:07,187 All right, Mr. Percival, ease up on the reins. 300 00:26:10,535 --> 00:26:14,232 For lo, bro, don't burn all my frankincense and myrrh. 301 00:26:14,372 --> 00:26:17,864 I'm feeling nauseous from memories of wedgies and swirlies! 302 00:26:18,009 --> 00:26:22,673 How did you receive wedgies when you are clearly not the wearer of underpants? 303 00:26:22,814 --> 00:26:25,715 Let's just say some things are beter left unsaid. 304 00:26:25,850 --> 00:26:29,911 So I was all like, "I'd rather get the black plague than go out with you." 305 00:26:30,055 --> 00:26:32,387 - Oh, totally. - Pardon me. 306 00:26:32,524 --> 00:26:35,322 - Totally ew-eth. - Yeah, totally. 307 00:26:36,928 --> 00:26:39,522 I just altered my character level to +3 superb-ability. 308 00:26:39,664 --> 00:26:42,224 Hi. We're looking for someone named... 309 00:26:42,367 --> 00:26:46,895 Who rolled a +9 dork spell and summoned the beast and his quadruped? 310 00:26:48,740 --> 00:26:53,234 I know you're busy not fiting in, but can you tell me where I can find Arthur? 311 00:26:53,378 --> 00:26:54,675 He's over there. 312 00:27:14,866 --> 00:27:19,269 There is no sweeter taste on thy tongue than victory! 313 00:27:21,706 --> 00:27:24,573 Strong, handsome, face of a leader. 314 00:27:24,709 --> 00:27:28,042 Does Arthur look like a king or what? 315 00:27:29,214 --> 00:27:30,545 Sorry. 316 00:27:31,282 --> 00:27:33,910 Did you say you were looking for Arthur? 317 00:27:34,052 --> 00:27:36,486 That information is on a need-to-know basis. 318 00:27:36,621 --> 00:27:38,316 It's top secret! 319 00:27:38,456 --> 00:27:42,051 Now, gentlemen, let's away. To the showers! 320 00:27:44,562 --> 00:27:46,189 Greetings, Your Majesty. 321 00:27:46,331 --> 00:27:47,889 This is your lucky day. 322 00:27:48,733 --> 00:27:50,826 What are you supposed to be? 323 00:27:50,969 --> 00:27:54,234 Some kind of giant mutant leprechaun or something? 324 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:58,732 Giant mutant... You made a funny. 325 00:27:59,244 --> 00:28:01,178 Unhand me, monster! 326 00:28:01,312 --> 00:28:03,280 Stop squirming, Arthur. 327 00:28:03,415 --> 00:28:05,747 I'm not Arthur. 328 00:28:07,752 --> 00:28:10,277 I am Lancelot. 329 00:28:10,422 --> 00:28:13,084 That dork over there is Arthur. 330 00:28:19,164 --> 00:28:21,359 This is, like, totally embarrassing... 331 00:28:21,499 --> 00:28:24,093 ...but Tiffany thinkest thou vex her so soothly. 332 00:28:24,235 --> 00:28:27,636 She thought perchance thou would ask her to the Homecoming Dance. 333 00:28:27,772 --> 00:28:28,864 Excuse me? 334 00:28:29,007 --> 00:28:32,943 Like, whatever. She's into college guys and mythical creatures. 335 00:28:36,381 --> 00:28:38,474 Oh, Arthur... 336 00:28:38,616 --> 00:28:42,313 ...come out, come out, wherever you are! 337 00:28:44,355 --> 00:28:46,983 You beter run, you litle punk no-goodniks! 338 00:28:47,125 --> 00:28:50,526 The days of Donkey Dumpy Drawers are over! 339 00:28:56,634 --> 00:28:57,965 Hold it. 340 00:28:58,636 --> 00:29:00,695 We're here for the mascot contest. 341 00:29:05,376 --> 00:29:08,573 We're here for the mascot contest, too. 342 00:29:08,713 --> 00:29:11,238 This is a costume? 343 00:29:11,382 --> 00:29:13,373 Worked on it all night long. 344 00:29:14,719 --> 00:29:16,516 Looks prety real to me. 345 00:29:16,654 --> 00:29:19,054 If he were real, could I do this? 346 00:29:20,725 --> 00:29:22,386 Or this? 347 00:29:23,661 --> 00:29:28,530 If it were real, that would have been agonizingly painful. 348 00:29:28,666 --> 00:29:31,863 - Now watch this! - That's quite enough, boys. 349 00:29:32,003 --> 00:29:35,803 Thank you to Professor Primbotom and his lecture... 350 00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,339 ...on "just say nay". 351 00:29:38,276 --> 00:29:42,542 And now, without further ado, let's give a warm Worcestershire hoozah... 352 00:29:42,680 --> 00:29:46,172 ...to the winner of our mascot contest, the... 353 00:29:47,352 --> 00:29:48,341 ...ogre? 354 00:29:50,421 --> 00:29:52,719 That's right. I'm the new mascot. 355 00:29:52,857 --> 00:29:56,486 So let's really try and beat the other guys at... 356 00:29:56,628 --> 00:29:59,756 ...whatever it is they're doing! 357 00:30:03,301 --> 00:30:06,293 This is all a bit unorthodox... 358 00:30:06,437 --> 00:30:10,100 Where can I find Arthur Pendragon? 359 00:30:12,377 --> 00:30:13,867 Hey, wait... 360 00:30:17,982 --> 00:30:19,609 Olassic. 361 00:30:19,751 --> 00:30:21,446 You should be ashamed of yourself! 362 00:30:21,586 --> 00:30:23,986 I didn't do it. They did. 363 00:30:28,793 --> 00:30:30,522 Please don't eat me. 364 00:30:30,662 --> 00:30:32,994 Eat him! Eat him! Eat him! 365 00:30:33,998 --> 00:30:36,660 I'm not here to eat him! 366 00:30:38,136 --> 00:30:40,764 Time to pack up your toothbrush and jammies. 367 00:30:40,905 --> 00:30:43,135 You're the new King of Far Far Away. 368 00:30:43,274 --> 00:30:44,935 What? 369 00:30:46,477 --> 00:30:50,675 Artie a king? More like the Mayor of Loserville! 370 00:30:55,420 --> 00:30:56,409 Burn. 371 00:31:00,024 --> 00:31:01,150 Is this for real? 372 00:31:01,292 --> 00:31:05,695 Absolutely. Olean out your locker, kid. You have a kingdom to run. 373 00:31:05,830 --> 00:31:08,492 So, wait... l'm really the only heir? 374 00:31:09,834 --> 00:31:11,165 The one and only. 375 00:31:12,503 --> 00:31:14,164 Give me a second. 376 00:31:16,507 --> 00:31:18,168 My good people... 377 00:31:18,309 --> 00:31:21,039 ...there's a lesson here for all of us. 378 00:31:21,179 --> 00:31:25,479 Next time you're about to dunk a kid's head in a chamber pot, stop and think, 379 00:31:25,617 --> 00:31:28,108 "Hey, maybe this guy has feelings. 380 00:31:28,853 --> 00:31:31,219 Maybe I should cut him some slack. 381 00:31:31,356 --> 00:31:34,723 'Oause maybe... just maybe... 382 00:31:34,859 --> 00:31:38,556 ...this guy's gonna turn out to be, I don't know, a king? 383 00:31:38,696 --> 00:31:43,724 Maybe his first royal decree will be to banish everyone who ever picked on him." 384 00:31:43,868 --> 00:31:46,735 I'm looking at you, jousting team! 385 00:31:47,071 --> 00:31:50,268 And Guin? Oh, Guin. 386 00:31:51,142 --> 00:31:52,473 I've always loved you. 387 00:31:54,345 --> 00:31:56,905 Good friends, it breaks my heart, but... 388 00:31:57,048 --> 00:32:00,540 ...enjoy your stay here in prison while I rule the free world! 389 00:32:00,685 --> 00:32:02,277 Okay, let's not overdo it. 390 00:32:02,420 --> 00:32:05,753 I'm building my city, people... on rock 'n' roll! 391 00:32:05,890 --> 00:32:07,755 You just overdid it. 392 00:32:16,901 --> 00:32:18,528 Look at you! 393 00:32:18,670 --> 00:32:20,194 You look darling. 394 00:32:20,338 --> 00:32:22,533 Just precious. Look at her. 395 00:32:22,674 --> 00:32:25,040 Any cravings since you got pregnant? 396 00:32:25,176 --> 00:32:27,804 No. Not at all. 397 00:32:28,646 --> 00:32:30,375 Do you smell ham? 398 00:32:30,515 --> 00:32:33,643 It's present time! 399 00:32:35,520 --> 00:32:39,581 Fiona, please open mine first. It's the one in front. 400 00:32:39,724 --> 00:32:44,354 "Oongratulations on your new mess mak..." Oh, mess maker! 401 00:32:44,495 --> 00:32:47,487 "Hopefully this helps. Love, Oinderella." 402 00:32:48,833 --> 00:32:50,494 - Look at that! - What is it? 403 00:32:52,070 --> 00:32:54,538 It's for the poopies. 404 00:32:54,672 --> 00:32:56,230 Wait... babies poop? 405 00:32:56,374 --> 00:32:57,705 Everyone poops, Beauty. 406 00:32:57,842 --> 00:32:59,309 Fiona! 407 00:32:59,444 --> 00:33:02,277 We all chipped in for a litle present, too. 408 00:33:03,181 --> 00:33:04,739 Ta-da! 409 00:33:05,950 --> 00:33:08,783 You know the baby will love it, because I do! 410 00:33:08,920 --> 00:33:11,889 Guys, that's so sweet. Thank you. 411 00:33:12,023 --> 00:33:13,422 Who's this one from? 412 00:33:13,558 --> 00:33:16,493 I got you the biggest one, because I love you most. 413 00:33:16,627 --> 00:33:19,687 "Have one on me. Love, Snow White." 414 00:33:22,533 --> 00:33:24,160 What is it? 415 00:33:24,302 --> 00:33:25,826 He's a live-in babysiter. 416 00:33:25,970 --> 00:33:27,062 Where's the baby? 417 00:33:27,205 --> 00:33:31,266 You're too kind, Snow, but I can't accept this. 418 00:33:31,409 --> 00:33:33,775 It's nothing. I have six more at home. 419 00:33:33,911 --> 00:33:35,674 - What does he do? - Oleaning. 420 00:33:35,813 --> 00:33:37,405 - Feeding. - Burping. 421 00:33:37,548 --> 00:33:40,016 So, what are Shrek and I supposed to do? 422 00:33:40,151 --> 00:33:42,278 Work on your marriage. 423 00:33:42,420 --> 00:33:46,288 Thanks, Rapunzel. What's that supposed to mean? 424 00:33:46,424 --> 00:33:50,451 Oome on now, Fiona. You know what happens. 425 00:33:51,396 --> 00:33:53,421 You're tired all the time. 426 00:33:53,564 --> 00:33:55,293 You start leting yourself go. 427 00:33:55,433 --> 00:33:56,593 Stretch marks. 428 00:33:56,734 --> 00:33:58,065 Say goodbye to romance. 429 00:34:00,405 --> 00:34:03,841 I'm sorry, but how many of you have kids? 430 00:34:03,975 --> 00:34:05,533 She's right! 431 00:34:05,676 --> 00:34:10,113 A baby will only strengthen the love Shrek and Fiona have. 432 00:34:10,248 --> 00:34:13,081 How did Shrek react when you told him? 433 00:34:14,252 --> 00:34:17,415 When he first found out, Shrek said... 434 00:34:30,268 --> 00:34:34,602 Onward, my new friends! To our happily ever afters! 435 00:34:40,278 --> 00:34:42,439 Now... bombs away! 436 00:34:58,963 --> 00:35:01,830 Well, well, well. If it isn't Peter Pan. 437 00:35:01,966 --> 00:35:04,434 - His name's not Peter. - Shut it, Wendy. 438 00:35:22,987 --> 00:35:26,650 Enough pillaging! To the castle! 439 00:35:45,009 --> 00:35:46,476 You go! Take care of the baby! 440 00:35:46,611 --> 00:35:49,774 Everybody stay calm! We're going to die! 441 00:35:54,185 --> 00:35:56,312 Everyone in! Now! 442 00:35:56,454 --> 00:35:58,581 Oome on! Put some back into it! 443 00:36:01,926 --> 00:36:03,416 We don't have time. Now go! 444 00:36:03,561 --> 00:36:05,358 Quickly, ladies! 445 00:36:07,632 --> 00:36:09,190 We'll hold them off as long as we can! 446 00:36:24,882 --> 00:36:27,282 Where are Shrek and Fiona? 447 00:36:27,418 --> 00:36:29,579 The name doesn't ring a bell. 448 00:36:29,720 --> 00:36:31,415 No bell. 449 00:36:31,556 --> 00:36:34,923 I suggest you freaks cooperate... 450 00:36:35,059 --> 00:36:37,653 ...with the new King of Far Far Away! 451 00:36:37,795 --> 00:36:41,492 The only thing you're ever gonna be king of is King of the Stupids! 452 00:36:41,632 --> 00:36:43,930 - Hook! - Right! 453 00:36:44,068 --> 00:36:46,298 Avast, ye cookie. 454 00:36:48,906 --> 00:36:50,567 Start talking. 455 00:36:54,946 --> 00:36:56,436 - Gingy! - Papa! 456 00:36:56,581 --> 00:36:57,946 Setle down now. 457 00:37:11,929 --> 00:37:15,228 On the good ship Lollipop 458 00:37:15,366 --> 00:37:18,802 It's a sweet trip to the candy shop 459 00:37:18,936 --> 00:37:19,925 You! 460 00:37:20,771 --> 00:37:22,966 You can't lie. 461 00:37:23,107 --> 00:37:26,770 So tell me, puppet... where is Shrek? 462 00:37:29,780 --> 00:37:33,011 Well... I don't know where he's not. 463 00:37:33,150 --> 00:37:35,345 You don't know where Shrek is? 464 00:37:35,486 --> 00:37:38,080 It wouldn't be inaccurate to assume... 465 00:37:38,222 --> 00:37:42,488 ...that I couldn't exactly not say that is or isn't almost partially incorrect. 466 00:37:42,627 --> 00:37:43,992 So you do know where he is! 467 00:37:44,128 --> 00:37:46,653 On the contrary, I'm possibly more or less 468 00:37:46,797 --> 00:37:49,027 not definitely rejecting the idea 469 00:37:49,166 --> 00:37:52,829 that in no way, with any amount of uncertainty... 470 00:37:52,970 --> 00:37:53,959 Stop it! 471 00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:56,232 ...I do not know where he shouldn't be. 472 00:37:56,374 --> 00:37:58,842 If that indeed wasn't where he isn't. 473 00:37:58,976 --> 00:38:02,571 Even if he wasn't not where I knew he was, it could mean... 474 00:38:02,713 --> 00:38:04,943 On the good ship Lollipop 475 00:38:05,082 --> 00:38:09,485 Enough! Shrek went off to bring back the next heir! 476 00:38:12,490 --> 00:38:14,287 He's bringing back the next heir? 477 00:38:14,425 --> 00:38:15,915 No! 478 00:38:17,161 --> 00:38:20,358 Hook! Get rid of this new "King". 479 00:38:20,498 --> 00:38:22,363 But bring Shrek to me. 480 00:38:22,500 --> 00:38:25,697 I have something special in mind for him. 481 00:38:25,836 --> 00:38:27,997 He'll never fall for your tricks! 482 00:38:29,674 --> 00:38:31,335 Oh, boy. 483 00:38:41,185 --> 00:38:44,211 I can't believe it. Me, a king? 484 00:38:44,355 --> 00:38:47,381 I knew I came from royalty, but... 485 00:38:47,525 --> 00:38:49,618 ...I figured everyone forgot about me. 486 00:38:49,760 --> 00:38:53,491 Oh, no. In fact the King asked for you personally. 487 00:38:53,631 --> 00:38:56,191 Really? Wow. 488 00:38:57,535 --> 00:38:59,765 But I know it's not all fun and games. 489 00:38:59,904 --> 00:39:02,896 It really is all fun and games, actually. 490 00:39:03,040 --> 00:39:06,635 Sure, you have to knight a few heroes, launch a ship or two. 491 00:39:06,777 --> 00:39:11,111 By the way, make sure you hit the boat just right with the botle. 492 00:39:11,248 --> 00:39:14,046 Any idiot can hit a boat with a botle. 493 00:39:14,885 --> 00:39:17,820 Well, I've heard it's harder than it looks. 494 00:39:17,955 --> 00:39:19,923 This is going to be huge. 495 00:39:20,057 --> 00:39:24,926 Parties, princesses, castles. Princesses. 496 00:39:25,062 --> 00:39:27,929 You'll be living in the lap of luxury. 497 00:39:28,065 --> 00:39:30,533 The finest chefs will wait for your order. 498 00:39:30,668 --> 00:39:33,637 And fortunately, you'll have the royal food tasters. 499 00:39:33,771 --> 00:39:35,466 What do they do? 500 00:39:35,606 --> 00:39:40,202 Taste the food before the King eats, to make sure it's not poisoned. 501 00:39:40,344 --> 00:39:42,938 - Poisoned? - Or too salty. 502 00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:46,607 Don't worry. Your bodyguards will keep you safe. 503 00:39:46,751 --> 00:39:49,015 All of them willing at a moment's notice 504 00:39:49,153 --> 00:39:51,986 to lay down their lives out of devotion to you. 505 00:39:52,123 --> 00:39:53,556 Really? 506 00:39:53,691 --> 00:39:56,717 The whole kingdom will look to you for wisdom and guidance. 507 00:39:57,094 --> 00:39:59,028 Make sure they don't die of famine! 508 00:39:59,163 --> 00:40:00,892 - Or plague. - Plague is bad. 509 00:40:01,031 --> 00:40:03,932 The coughing, the groaning, the festering sores. 510 00:40:05,503 --> 00:40:09,940 Festering sores! You are one funny kity cat. 511 00:40:10,608 --> 00:40:12,007 What did I say? 512 00:40:12,143 --> 00:40:14,509 We don't want Artie geting the wrong idea. 513 00:40:15,279 --> 00:40:16,439 Artie? 514 00:40:20,718 --> 00:40:22,481 There goes my hip! 515 00:40:22,620 --> 00:40:24,781 Artie! What are you doing? 516 00:40:26,724 --> 00:40:28,851 What does it look like?! 517 00:40:31,529 --> 00:40:33,997 This really isn't up to you. 518 00:40:34,131 --> 00:40:36,998 I don't know anything about being king! 519 00:40:37,134 --> 00:40:39,068 You'll learn on the job! 520 00:40:40,971 --> 00:40:43,496 Sorry, but I'm going back. 521 00:40:43,641 --> 00:40:46,075 Back to what? Being a loser? 522 00:40:49,647 --> 00:40:51,205 Now look what you did! 523 00:40:51,982 --> 00:40:55,816 Look what I did? _ Who's holding the wheel, chief? 524 00:40:56,821 --> 00:40:58,311 Shrek! 525 00:41:10,668 --> 00:41:12,659 Land ho! 526 00:41:25,182 --> 00:41:27,013 How humiliating. 527 00:41:28,018 --> 00:41:30,953 Oh, nice going, Your Highness. 528 00:41:31,088 --> 00:41:34,785 Now it's "Your Highness"? What happened to "loser"? 529 00:41:34,925 --> 00:41:37,826 If you think this is geting you out of anything, it isn't. 530 00:41:37,962 --> 00:41:41,728 We're heading back to Far Far Away one way or another... 531 00:41:41,866 --> 00:41:44,300 ...and you're going to be a father! 532 00:41:44,435 --> 00:41:45,868 What? 533 00:41:46,704 --> 00:41:48,262 You just said "father". 534 00:41:48,405 --> 00:41:51,135 King! You're going to be king! 535 00:41:51,275 --> 00:41:54,267 "You're going to be king!" Yeah, right. 536 00:41:55,479 --> 00:41:56,912 Where are you going? 537 00:41:57,047 --> 00:41:59,515 Far Far Away... from you! 538 00:41:59,650 --> 00:42:01,618 Get back here, young man! 539 00:42:03,587 --> 00:42:06,078 Boss? I don't think he's coming back. 540 00:42:06,223 --> 00:42:09,420 Maybe it's for the best. He's not exactly king material. 541 00:42:09,560 --> 00:42:12,791 When did you plan to tell him you were supposed to be king? 542 00:42:12,930 --> 00:42:15,763 Oome on. Why would I do that? 543 00:42:15,900 --> 00:42:18,960 Besides, he'll be ten times beter at it than me. 544 00:42:19,103 --> 00:42:23,062 Then change your tactics if you want to get anywhere with him. 545 00:42:25,409 --> 00:42:27,240 You're right, Donkey. 546 00:42:29,580 --> 00:42:31,104 What about this? 547 00:42:31,248 --> 00:42:35,082 - Shrek! - Oome on. It's just a joke. 548 00:42:36,654 --> 00:42:37,985 Still... 549 00:42:54,772 --> 00:42:56,433 Listen, Artie. 550 00:42:57,007 --> 00:43:02,138 If you think this whole mad scene ain't dope, I feel you, dude. 551 00:43:02,279 --> 00:43:06,409 I'm not trying to get up in your grill or raise your roof. 552 00:43:06,550 --> 00:43:08,677 But what I am screamin' is, yo... 553 00:43:08,819 --> 00:43:12,016 ...check out this kazing thazing, bazaby! 554 00:43:12,156 --> 00:43:14,249 If it doesn't groove, or what I'm saying 555 00:43:14,391 --> 00:43:17,326 ain't straight trippin', say, "Oh, no, you didn't! 556 00:43:17,461 --> 00:43:19,895 You're geting on my last nerve." 557 00:43:20,030 --> 00:43:23,022 And then I'll know it's... I'll know it's wack! 558 00:43:24,635 --> 00:43:25,829 Help! 559 00:43:25,970 --> 00:43:29,371 I've been kidnapped by a monster who's trying to relate to me! 560 00:43:29,506 --> 00:43:33,135 - Artie, wait. - Oome on! Help! Hello? 561 00:43:34,645 --> 00:43:38,342 Greetings, cosmic children of the universe. 562 00:43:38,482 --> 00:43:40,416 Welcome to my serenity circle. 563 00:43:40,551 --> 00:43:44,681 Please leave any bad vibes outside the healing vortex. 564 00:43:44,822 --> 00:43:46,653 Now prepare to... 565 00:43:52,329 --> 00:43:55,162 I knew I should have got that warranty! 566 00:43:58,068 --> 00:43:59,535 Mr. Merlin? 567 00:43:59,670 --> 00:44:01,137 You know this guy? 568 00:44:01,271 --> 00:44:05,537 Yeah. He was the school magic teacher, until he had his nervous breakdown. 569 00:44:05,676 --> 00:44:09,043 Technically, I was merely a victim of a level 3 fatigue. 570 00:44:09,179 --> 00:44:11,272 At the request of my therapist, 571 00:44:11,415 --> 00:44:15,044 and the school authorities, I retired to the tranquility of nature 572 00:44:15,185 --> 00:44:17,346 to discover my divine purpose. 573 00:44:18,856 --> 00:44:22,257 Oan I interest anyone in a snack or beverage? 574 00:44:22,393 --> 00:44:23,485 Uh, no. 575 00:44:23,627 --> 00:44:26,960 Sure you don't want to try my Rock Au Gratin? 576 00:44:29,867 --> 00:44:31,334 It's organic. 577 00:44:31,468 --> 00:44:33,902 Thanks. I ate a boulder on the way in. 578 00:44:34,038 --> 00:44:36,973 We need directions to Far Far Away. 579 00:44:37,107 --> 00:44:39,632 "We"? Who said I was going with you? 580 00:44:39,777 --> 00:44:44,146 I did. People are counting on you, so don't try to weasel out of it. 581 00:44:44,281 --> 00:44:46,340 If the job's so great, you do it. 582 00:44:46,884 --> 00:44:51,150 Understand this, kid. No more Mr. Nice Guy from here on out. 583 00:44:51,288 --> 00:44:53,586 That was your Mr. Nice Guy? 584 00:44:53,724 --> 00:44:55,658 Yeah, and I'm going to miss him. 585 00:44:55,793 --> 00:45:00,196 Why don't you go terrorize a village and leave me alone! 586 00:45:00,330 --> 00:45:04,858 Was that a crack about ogres? You get your royal highness to Far Far Away... 587 00:45:05,002 --> 00:45:09,029 ...before I kick it there! Now, which way am I kicking? 588 00:45:09,173 --> 00:45:11,004 I could tell you, but since you're 589 00:45:11,141 --> 00:45:13,666 in the midst of a self-destructive rage spiral, 590 00:45:13,811 --> 00:45:16,336 it would be karmically irresponsible. 591 00:45:16,480 --> 00:45:20,143 Self-destructive? Are you going to help us or not? 592 00:45:20,284 --> 00:45:22,878 Most definitely, but only after you 593 00:45:23,020 --> 00:45:26,217 take the journey to your soul! 594 00:45:26,356 --> 00:45:27,721 I don't think so. 595 00:45:27,858 --> 00:45:31,692 It's either that or primal scream therapy. 596 00:45:33,764 --> 00:45:36,426 All right. Journey to the soul. 597 00:45:37,267 --> 00:45:39,132 Now, all of you, 598 00:45:39,269 --> 00:45:41,794 look into the Fire of Truth 599 00:45:41,939 --> 00:45:44,931 and tell me what you see. 600 00:45:47,778 --> 00:45:49,643 Ooh, charades! 601 00:45:49,780 --> 00:45:54,547 Okay, I see a Dutch fudge torte with cinnamon swirls! 602 00:45:54,685 --> 00:45:57,279 Okay, monster... go for it. 603 00:46:05,963 --> 00:46:07,658 I see a rainbow pony. 604 00:46:07,798 --> 00:46:09,732 Excellent work! Now the boy. 605 00:46:09,867 --> 00:46:11,334 This is lame. 606 00:46:11,468 --> 00:46:13,732 You're lame! Now just go for it. 607 00:46:15,305 --> 00:46:16,636 Okay. 608 00:46:17,474 --> 00:46:21,911 There's a baby bird and a father bird siting in a nest. 609 00:46:22,045 --> 00:46:24,036 Yes! Stay with it! 610 00:46:24,882 --> 00:46:28,875 The dad just flew away. Why did he leave the litle bird all alone? 611 00:46:29,553 --> 00:46:32,989 It's trying to fly, but it doesn't know how to. 612 00:46:33,891 --> 00:46:36,052 It's going to fall! 613 00:46:40,898 --> 00:46:44,891 Proper head case you are. Really messed up. 614 00:46:48,238 --> 00:46:53,232 Okay, I get it. The bird's me. My dad left. So what? 615 00:47:05,255 --> 00:47:07,917 Look, Artie, um... 616 00:47:12,262 --> 00:47:15,026 Just thought I'd help set the mood... 617 00:47:15,165 --> 00:47:18,498 ...for your big heart-to-heart chat. 618 00:47:26,944 --> 00:47:30,277 I know what it's like to not feel ready for something. 619 00:47:32,616 --> 00:47:34,948 Even ogres get scared. 620 00:47:35,786 --> 00:47:38,619 You know... once in a while. 621 00:47:40,624 --> 00:47:44,390 I know you want me to be king, but I can't. 622 00:47:44,528 --> 00:47:47,395 I'm not cut out for it, and I never will be. 623 00:47:48,298 --> 00:47:50,789 Even my own dad knew I wasn't worth the trouble. 624 00:47:50,934 --> 00:47:54,131 He dumped me at that school first chance he got... 625 00:47:54,805 --> 00:47:57,137 ...and I never heard from him again. 626 00:47:58,809 --> 00:48:02,643 My dad wasn't really the fatherly type, either. 627 00:48:03,146 --> 00:48:05,307 I doubt he was worse than mine. 628 00:48:06,149 --> 00:48:07,446 Oh, yeah? 629 00:48:07,584 --> 00:48:11,645 My father was an ogre. He tried to eat me. 630 00:48:12,489 --> 00:48:14,684 I guess I should have realized it. 631 00:48:14,825 --> 00:48:19,091 He bathed me in barbecue sauce and put me to bed with an apple in my mouth. 632 00:48:20,998 --> 00:48:23,489 I guess that's prety bad. 633 00:48:25,836 --> 00:48:28,031 It may be hard to believe, 634 00:48:28,171 --> 00:48:31,629 what, with my obvious charm and good looks, 635 00:48:31,775 --> 00:48:34,710 but people used to think I was a monster. 636 00:48:34,845 --> 00:48:38,508 And for a long time, I believed them. 637 00:48:40,517 --> 00:48:42,109 But after a while, 638 00:48:42,252 --> 00:48:45,779 you learn to ignore the names people call you 639 00:48:45,923 --> 00:48:48,255 and just trust who you are. 640 00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:53,523 You know... you're okay, Shrek. 641 00:48:54,364 --> 00:48:57,925 You just need to do a litle less yelling and use a litle more soap. 642 00:48:59,269 --> 00:49:00,896 Thanks, Artie. 643 00:49:01,038 --> 00:49:04,701 The soap's because you stink... really bad. 644 00:49:05,876 --> 00:49:08,367 Yeah... I got that. 645 00:49:12,382 --> 00:49:15,249 This place is filthy! 646 00:49:15,552 --> 00:49:17,144 I feel like a hobo. 647 00:49:18,388 --> 00:49:21,152 I'm sorry, but this isn't working for me. 648 00:49:21,291 --> 00:49:25,853 Everything's always about you. It's not like your atitude is helping. 649 00:49:25,996 --> 00:49:29,693 Maybe itjust bothers you I was voted fairest in the land. 650 00:49:29,833 --> 00:49:31,926 You mean in that rigged election? 651 00:49:32,069 --> 00:49:35,038 Give me a break. "Rapunzel, Rapunzel... 652 00:49:35,172 --> 00:49:38,300 ...let down thy golden extensions!" 653 00:49:38,442 --> 00:49:43,243 Ladies, let go of your pety complaints and let's work together! 654 00:49:46,216 --> 00:49:49,208 So I guess the plan is we just wander aimlessly 655 00:49:49,353 --> 00:49:51,446 in this stinkhole until we rot. 656 00:49:51,588 --> 00:49:55,115 No, we get inside and find out what Oharming's up to. 657 00:49:55,258 --> 00:49:57,954 I know he's a jerk and everything, 658 00:49:58,095 --> 00:50:02,259 but that Oharming makes me hoter than July. 659 00:50:03,600 --> 00:50:04,931 That's it! 660 00:50:32,963 --> 00:50:35,329 Oome on! This way! 661 00:50:35,465 --> 00:50:36,454 Rapunzel, wait! 662 00:50:45,976 --> 00:50:47,807 Oharming, let go of her. 663 00:50:47,944 --> 00:50:50,572 But why would I want to do that? 664 00:50:56,119 --> 00:50:57,108 What? 665 00:50:57,254 --> 00:51:02,351 Say hello, ladies, to the new Queen of Far Far Away. 666 00:51:06,363 --> 00:51:08,160 Rapunzel, how could you? 667 00:51:08,298 --> 00:51:10,562 Jealous much? 668 00:51:10,700 --> 00:51:13,134 Soon you'll be back where you started, 669 00:51:13,270 --> 00:51:15,898 scrubbing floors or locked away in towers. 670 00:51:16,039 --> 00:51:19,668 That is, if I let you last the week. 671 00:51:21,978 --> 00:51:24,572 Pookie, you promised not to hurt them. 672 00:51:24,714 --> 00:51:28,707 Not here, kiten whiskers. Daddy will discuss it later. 673 00:51:29,453 --> 00:51:31,978 Now forgive us. We have a show to put on. 674 00:51:32,122 --> 00:51:35,387 Shrek will be back soon, and you'll be sorry. 675 00:51:35,525 --> 00:51:36,924 Sorry?! 676 00:51:37,060 --> 00:51:41,326 Don't you realize once Shrek sets foot in Far Far Away... 677 00:51:41,465 --> 00:51:43,228 ...he's doomed? 678 00:52:22,772 --> 00:52:24,399 Look out! They got a piano! 679 00:52:24,541 --> 00:52:27,908 Kill them all... except the fat one. 680 00:52:28,044 --> 00:52:32,413 King Oharming has something special in mind for you, ogre. 681 00:52:32,549 --> 00:52:33,846 King Oharming? 682 00:52:33,984 --> 00:52:35,008 Atack! 683 00:52:41,291 --> 00:52:42,451 Artie, duck! 684 00:52:57,007 --> 00:52:58,269 Ready the plank! 685 00:53:13,990 --> 00:53:15,651 - Shrek! - Help! 686 00:53:34,978 --> 00:53:36,275 Oowards! 687 00:53:36,413 --> 00:53:38,779 What has Oharming done with Fiona? 688 00:53:38,915 --> 00:53:41,509 She's going to get what's coming to her. 689 00:53:42,085 --> 00:53:46,988 And there ain't nothing you can do to stop him! 690 00:53:47,123 --> 00:53:49,648 - We've got to save her. - But she's so far far away! 691 00:53:50,594 --> 00:53:52,892 Get yourself back to Worcestershire, kid. 692 00:53:53,029 --> 00:53:56,521 No, Shrek. Hold on. I've got an idea. 693 00:53:56,666 --> 00:53:58,930 I am a buzzing bee. 694 00:53:59,603 --> 00:54:02,800 Mr. Merlin? They need a spell to get them... 695 00:54:02,939 --> 00:54:05,965 ...I mean us, back to Far Far Away. 696 00:54:06,109 --> 00:54:09,545 Forget it. I don't have that kind of magic in me anymore. 697 00:54:09,679 --> 00:54:13,376 How about a hug? That's the best kind of magic. 698 00:54:13,516 --> 00:54:15,882 Please. I know you can do it. 699 00:54:16,019 --> 00:54:17,816 I said forget it! 700 00:54:17,954 --> 00:54:19,285 But... 701 00:54:26,696 --> 00:54:28,288 What's with you? 702 00:54:29,633 --> 00:54:32,796 It's just so hard, you know? 703 00:54:33,470 --> 00:54:37,600 They need to get back, 'cause their kingdom's in trouble. 704 00:54:37,741 --> 00:54:40,266 'Oause there's a really bad man. 705 00:54:40,410 --> 00:54:42,173 It's just so hard! 706 00:54:42,312 --> 00:54:44,439 Take it easy. 707 00:54:44,581 --> 00:54:47,948 No! I don't think you understand! 708 00:54:48,084 --> 00:54:52,612 There's a mean person doing mean things to good people. 709 00:54:52,756 --> 00:54:54,451 Have a heart, old man. 710 00:54:54,591 --> 00:54:58,755 They really need your help to get back. Why won't you help them?! 711 00:55:02,599 --> 00:55:04,191 Okay. 712 00:55:04,334 --> 00:55:06,325 I'll go get my things. 713 00:55:09,105 --> 00:55:10,299 Piece of cake. 714 00:55:10,440 --> 00:55:13,967 Well, well. You want eggs with that ham? 715 00:55:14,110 --> 00:55:17,807 I am a litle rusty, so there could be some side effects. 716 00:55:17,947 --> 00:55:19,414 - Side effects? - Don't worry. 717 00:55:19,549 --> 00:55:23,315 Whatever it is, no mater how excruciatingly painful, 718 00:55:23,453 --> 00:55:26,616 it will wear off eventually. I think. 719 00:55:28,591 --> 00:55:30,821 - Oops. - You sure about this? 720 00:55:30,960 --> 00:55:35,090 If Artie trusts him, that's good enough for me. 721 00:55:35,231 --> 00:55:37,096 Even if his robe doesn't cover... 722 00:55:37,233 --> 00:55:39,758 Alacritious expeditious... 723 00:55:39,903 --> 00:55:42,599 ...a- zoomy-zoom-zoom! 724 00:55:42,739 --> 00:55:45,572 Let's help our friends get back... 725 00:55:48,311 --> 00:55:49,642 ...soon! 726 00:55:56,986 --> 00:55:58,578 It worked! 727 00:56:07,297 --> 00:56:10,323 I haven't been on a trip like that since college! 728 00:56:10,767 --> 00:56:12,029 Donkey? 729 00:56:12,168 --> 00:56:15,001 What? Is something in my teeth? 730 00:56:17,440 --> 00:56:22,434 Oh, no! I've been abracadabra-ed into a Fancy Feastin', second-rate sidekick! 731 00:56:24,781 --> 00:56:28,842 At least you don't look like some kind of bloated piņata! 732 00:56:28,985 --> 00:56:31,044 You should think about going on a diet! 733 00:56:31,187 --> 00:56:35,783 You should get yourself a pair of pants. I feel all exposed and nasty! 734 00:56:37,460 --> 00:56:39,792 So you two think this is funny? 735 00:56:42,298 --> 00:56:44,095 I'm really sorry, guys. 736 00:56:44,234 --> 00:56:46,702 Don't be. You got us back, kid. 737 00:56:52,375 --> 00:56:54,502 How in the Hans Ohristian Andersen 738 00:56:54,644 --> 00:56:57,408 am I supposed to parade around in these goofy boots? 739 00:56:57,547 --> 00:57:00,380 Hey, hey, hey! Be very careful with those. 740 00:57:01,818 --> 00:57:05,151 They were made in Madrid by the finest... 741 00:57:05,822 --> 00:57:07,813 You'll learn to control that. 742 00:57:10,727 --> 00:57:15,721 Seriously. Ow! You need some comfort inserts or arch supports or something. 743 00:57:21,905 --> 00:57:26,774 Watch it. I'm walking here and I'm gonna keep going until... 744 00:57:26,910 --> 00:57:28,002 Pinocchio! 745 00:57:28,745 --> 00:57:30,770 Shrek! Help me! 746 00:57:30,914 --> 00:57:34,111 - What happened? - Oharming and the villains took over! 747 00:57:34,250 --> 00:57:38,016 Fiona and the Princesses got away. Now she's... 748 00:57:38,154 --> 00:57:39,678 She's what?! What?! 749 00:57:42,025 --> 00:57:43,856 Puss! Loan me five bucks. 750 00:57:43,993 --> 00:57:46,223 You heard him. Help the brother out. 751 00:57:46,362 --> 00:57:48,455 Do you see any pockets on me? 752 00:57:48,598 --> 00:57:50,429 Hold on a second. 753 00:57:52,936 --> 00:57:57,100 I had no idea, really. I... I swear. 754 00:57:58,274 --> 00:58:00,469 Quick! Where is Fiona? 755 00:58:00,610 --> 00:58:04,376 Oharming has her locked away someplace. You have to find him! 756 00:58:04,514 --> 00:58:07,381 He's probably geting ready for the show! 757 00:58:07,517 --> 00:58:09,849 Wait, Pinocchio! What show? 758 00:58:14,858 --> 00:58:17,258 "It's a Happily Ever After After All". 759 00:58:17,393 --> 00:58:19,725 "Shrek's final performance"? 760 00:58:19,863 --> 00:58:23,993 Shrek! You didn't tell us you were in a play! 761 00:58:24,133 --> 00:58:27,591 I guess I've been so busy I forgot to mention it. 762 00:58:27,737 --> 00:58:29,295 The ogre! Get him! 763 00:58:30,640 --> 00:58:32,972 Don't worry, jefe. I got this. 764 00:58:39,516 --> 00:58:41,143 Uck! Kill it! 765 00:58:42,151 --> 00:58:47,282 Look. Don't you know who he thinks he is? How dare you! 766 00:58:47,423 --> 00:58:48,947 We're dealing with amateurs. 767 00:58:49,092 --> 00:58:54,029 He's a star, people! Hello? I'm so sorry about this, Mr. Shrek. 768 00:58:54,163 --> 00:58:55,687 I'm going to lose it! 769 00:58:55,832 --> 00:58:59,632 Is everything ready? You did get the list for the dressing room? 770 00:58:59,769 --> 00:59:02,863 Breakfast croissant stuffed with seared sashimi tuna. 771 00:59:03,006 --> 00:59:06,305 And I hope you have the saffron corn with jalapeno honey buter. 772 00:59:06,442 --> 00:59:09,434 Our client cannot get into his proper emotional state 773 00:59:09,579 --> 00:59:11,376 withoutjalapeno honey buter! 774 00:59:11,514 --> 00:59:12,913 I just lost it. 775 00:59:13,683 --> 00:59:16,208 They should talk to Nancy in Human Resources. 776 00:59:16,352 --> 00:59:19,844 Oh, we will have much to say to Nancy, I promise! 777 00:59:21,524 --> 00:59:25,221 "With this sword, I do..." No. "With..." 778 00:59:25,361 --> 00:59:29,024 "With this sword, I do smote thee!" 779 00:59:29,933 --> 00:59:32,401 Is "smote" the right word? "Smoot"? 780 00:59:32,535 --> 00:59:34,400 I don't think that's a word. 781 00:59:34,537 --> 00:59:38,871 Maybe I should just "smite" him. Let's try this again. Now... 782 00:59:40,043 --> 00:59:43,206 Shrek atacks me. I pretend to be afraid. 783 00:59:43,947 --> 00:59:48,350 "Now the kingdom will get the happily ever after they deserve. Die, ogre!" 784 00:59:48,484 --> 00:59:52,147 Blah, blah, blah. Oh, itjust doesn't feel real enough! 785 00:59:54,057 --> 00:59:56,082 Who told you to stop dancing?! 786 00:59:56,225 --> 00:59:57,692 Wink and turn. 787 00:59:57,827 --> 01:00:01,058 What are you laying around for? Get up! Honestly! 788 01:00:09,739 --> 01:00:12,936 Our happily ever after is nearly complete, Mummy. 789 01:00:13,076 --> 01:00:15,271 And I assure you... 790 01:00:15,411 --> 01:00:20,405 ...the people of this kingdom will pay dearly for every second... 791 01:00:21,584 --> 01:00:23,245 ...we've had to wait. 792 01:00:24,854 --> 01:00:26,287 Break a leg. 793 01:00:26,422 --> 01:00:29,186 On second thought, let me break it for you. 794 01:00:29,325 --> 01:00:33,625 Thank goodness. I was afraid you wouldn't get back in time. 795 01:00:33,763 --> 01:00:35,390 Where's Fiona? 796 01:00:35,531 --> 01:00:39,763 Don't worry. She and the others are safe... for now. 797 01:00:48,945 --> 01:00:52,278 Let me guess. Arthur. 798 01:00:52,949 --> 01:00:54,974 It's Artie, actually. 799 01:00:55,118 --> 01:01:00,112 This boy is supposed to be the new King of Far Far Away? 800 01:01:02,025 --> 01:01:03,322 How pathetic. 801 01:01:03,459 --> 01:01:06,326 Stand still, so I won't make a mess. 802 01:01:06,462 --> 01:01:09,898 Oharming, stop! I'm here now. You got what you wanted. 803 01:01:10,033 --> 01:01:11,694 This isn't about him. 804 01:01:12,468 --> 01:01:16,802 Then who's it about? I'm supposed to be king, right? 805 01:01:18,141 --> 01:01:22,510 You weren't really next in line for the throne. 806 01:01:22,645 --> 01:01:24,044 I was. 807 01:01:24,180 --> 01:01:27,513 But you said the King asked for me personally. 808 01:01:27,650 --> 01:01:29,481 Not exactly. 809 01:01:29,619 --> 01:01:31,052 What does that mean? 810 01:01:31,187 --> 01:01:33,678 I said whatever I had to say, all right? 811 01:01:33,823 --> 01:01:37,520 I wasn't right for the job, so I needed some fool to replace me. 812 01:01:37,660 --> 01:01:41,323 And you fit the bill. So just go! 813 01:01:44,400 --> 01:01:46,459 You were playing me the whole time. 814 01:01:46,602 --> 01:01:48,365 You catch on real fast, kid. 815 01:01:48,504 --> 01:01:51,598 Maybe you're not as big of a loser as I thought. 816 01:01:58,014 --> 01:02:00,380 You know, for a minute... 817 01:02:00,516 --> 01:02:02,416 ...I actually thought... - What? 818 01:02:02,552 --> 01:02:06,044 That he cared about you? He's an ogre. 819 01:02:06,189 --> 01:02:08,020 What did you expect? 820 01:02:18,000 --> 01:02:22,027 You really do have a way with children, Shrek. 821 01:02:34,383 --> 01:02:38,183 Leave me out with the waste 822 01:02:38,321 --> 01:02:41,256 This is not what I do 823 01:02:41,390 --> 01:02:45,087 It's the wrong time 824 01:02:45,228 --> 01:02:47,924 She's pulling me through 825 01:02:48,064 --> 01:02:51,761 It's a small crime 826 01:02:51,901 --> 01:02:54,529 And I got no excuse 827 01:02:54,670 --> 01:02:57,070 And is that all right, yeah? 828 01:02:58,541 --> 01:03:00,566 Is that all right with you? 829 01:03:01,410 --> 01:03:05,744 Is that all right, yeah? 830 01:03:06,249 --> 01:03:10,242 If I give my gun away when it's loaded? 831 01:03:12,421 --> 01:03:17,085 If you don't shoot it how am I supposed to hold it? 832 01:03:20,263 --> 01:03:23,130 Is that all right? Is that all right? 833 01:03:23,266 --> 01:03:26,702 Is that all right with you? 834 01:03:26,836 --> 01:03:27,303 No. 835 01:03:27,303 --> 01:03:27,701 No. 836 01:03:28,037 --> 01:03:29,868 Had we stayed put like I suggested, 837 01:03:30,006 --> 01:03:32,804 we'd be sipping tea out of litle heart-shaped cups. 838 01:03:32,942 --> 01:03:34,466 Yeah, heart-shaped cups. 839 01:03:34,610 --> 01:03:37,238 And eating crumpets smothered with loganberries. 840 01:03:37,380 --> 01:03:38,972 Yeah, loganberries. 841 01:03:39,115 --> 01:03:40,980 - Shut up, Oindy. - Yeah, shut up. 842 01:03:41,117 --> 01:03:43,984 - No, you shut up. - Stay out of this. 843 01:03:44,120 --> 01:03:46,918 Who cares who's "running the kingdom"? 844 01:03:47,056 --> 01:03:50,287 - I care. - You should all care. 845 01:03:54,263 --> 01:03:57,164 I have your badge number, tin can! 846 01:03:57,300 --> 01:03:59,165 - Donkey? - Princess! 847 01:03:59,302 --> 01:04:00,291 Puss? 848 01:04:00,436 --> 01:04:04,497 I am Puss, stuck here inside this hideous body. 849 01:04:04,640 --> 01:04:05,664 And I'm me! 850 01:04:05,808 --> 01:04:06,934 But you're... 851 01:04:07,076 --> 01:04:09,738 Everything's fruity in the loops, but what happened is 852 01:04:09,879 --> 01:04:11,847 we went to high school, the boat crashed 853 01:04:11,981 --> 01:04:14,541 and we got bippity-boppity-booped by the magic man. 854 01:04:14,684 --> 01:04:16,879 You poor sweet things. 855 01:04:17,019 --> 01:04:18,418 I don't get it. 856 01:04:18,554 --> 01:04:22,285 The cat turned into a litle horse that smells like feet. What's to get? 857 01:04:22,425 --> 01:04:23,790 Who dat? 858 01:04:23,926 --> 01:04:24,950 Where's Shrek? 859 01:04:25,094 --> 01:04:29,087 Oharming has him. He plans to kill Shrek tonight in front of the whole kingdom! 860 01:04:30,499 --> 01:04:34,663 All right, everyone. We need to find a way out now. 861 01:04:34,804 --> 01:04:38,331 You're right. Ladies, assume the position! 862 01:04:43,212 --> 01:04:44,406 What are you doing? 863 01:04:45,181 --> 01:04:46,546 Waiting to be rescued. 864 01:04:46,682 --> 01:04:48,650 You've got to be kidding me. 865 01:04:48,784 --> 01:04:51,548 What else can we do? We're just four... 866 01:04:51,687 --> 01:04:54,986 ...I mean three, super-hot princesses... 867 01:04:55,124 --> 01:04:59,185 ...two circus freaks, a pregnant ogre and an old lady! 868 01:05:00,029 --> 01:05:04,363 Excuse me. Old lady coming through. 869 01:05:12,975 --> 01:05:14,772 Mom! 870 01:05:14,911 --> 01:05:19,177 You didn't think you got your fighting skills from your father, did you? 871 01:05:19,315 --> 01:05:22,045 Excuse me. There's still one more. 872 01:05:32,228 --> 01:05:34,560 Why don't you just lie down? 873 01:05:37,233 --> 01:05:40,100 Okay, girls, from here on out... 874 01:05:40,236 --> 01:05:42,704 ...we take care of business ourselves. 875 01:05:59,755 --> 01:06:04,283 The Far Far Away Theatre at the Charming Pavilion is proud to present... 876 01:06:04,427 --> 01:06:06,190 ..."It's A Happily Ever After After AII." 877 01:06:06,329 --> 01:06:09,628 Enjoy your evening of theatrical reverie, citizen. 878 01:06:09,765 --> 01:06:13,098 Oi! No food or beverages in the theater! 879 01:06:26,949 --> 01:06:28,314 Places, everyone! 880 01:06:33,456 --> 01:06:34,582 Easy! 881 01:06:34,724 --> 01:06:38,626 Sorry. I was showing off for the litle one. 882 01:06:39,362 --> 01:06:42,957 It's Bring Your Kids to Work Day. Oome here, beautiful. 883 01:06:46,135 --> 01:06:49,127 Well, she's got your eye. 884 01:06:50,373 --> 01:06:55,310 Who would have thought a monster like me deserved something as special as you? 885 01:07:36,986 --> 01:07:40,012 Little birdies, take wing 886 01:07:40,856 --> 01:07:43,484 Flitting down from the trees they appear 887 01:07:43,626 --> 01:07:46,094 And to chirp in my ear 888 01:07:47,363 --> 01:07:50,355 All because I sing 889 01:08:19,995 --> 01:08:21,053 Move it! Go! 890 01:08:27,670 --> 01:08:29,399 My babies! 891 01:08:30,406 --> 01:08:31,395 Help! 892 01:09:16,952 --> 01:09:18,943 Hey, how's it goin'? 893 01:09:29,632 --> 01:09:31,566 O to the K. The coast is clear. 894 01:09:31,700 --> 01:09:34,328 Let's do this. Go, Team Dynamite! 895 01:09:34,470 --> 01:09:38,304 I thought we agreed to use the name Team Super Oool. 896 01:09:38,440 --> 01:09:40,670 I recall it was Team Awesome. 897 01:09:40,809 --> 01:09:42,743 I voted for Team Alpha Wolf Squadron. 898 01:09:42,878 --> 01:09:44,846 Okay! From henceforth, 899 01:09:44,980 --> 01:09:49,110 we will be Team Alpha Super Awesome Oool Dynamite Wolf Squadron. 900 01:09:49,251 --> 01:09:53,483 Ach de liebe! There is some strange litle girl over there staring at us! 901 01:09:54,423 --> 01:09:55,788 Artie! 902 01:09:55,925 --> 01:09:57,290 Wait, wait! 903 01:09:57,426 --> 01:09:59,621 Where is the fire, seņor? 904 01:09:59,762 --> 01:10:01,787 Please. Don't act so innocent. 905 01:10:01,931 --> 01:10:05,697 You both knew what was going on and kept it to yourselves. 906 01:10:05,834 --> 01:10:07,426 It's not like it seems. 907 01:10:07,570 --> 01:10:10,403 It's not? I think it seems prety clear. 908 01:10:10,539 --> 01:10:13,064 He was using me. That's all. 909 01:10:13,209 --> 01:10:15,643 Using you? You really don't get it. 910 01:10:15,778 --> 01:10:18,770 Shrek only said those things to protect you. 911 01:10:19,448 --> 01:10:24,112 Oharming was going to kill you, Artie! Shrek saved your life. 912 01:10:34,697 --> 01:10:36,289 Oue the spot! 913 01:10:40,135 --> 01:10:42,660 I wait alone up here 914 01:10:42,805 --> 01:10:45,501 I'm trapped another day 915 01:10:45,641 --> 01:10:48,838 Locked up here, please set me free 916 01:10:48,978 --> 01:10:52,004 My new life I almost see 917 01:10:52,147 --> 01:10:54,843 A castle, you and me 918 01:10:54,984 --> 01:11:00,081 Yes, a castle, you and me 919 01:11:02,157 --> 01:11:03,215 Oherubs! 920 01:11:07,162 --> 01:11:10,962 Tis I, Tis I Upon my regal steed 921 01:11:11,100 --> 01:11:12,727 Princess, my love 922 01:11:12,868 --> 01:11:15,632 At last you shall be freed I'm strong 923 01:11:15,771 --> 01:11:17,739 And brave And dashing my way there 924 01:11:18,173 --> 01:11:23,839 With speed! With might! With soft and bouncy hair! 925 01:11:24,813 --> 01:11:28,579 - Through the blistering desert - Hot! 926 01:11:28,717 --> 01:11:31,743 - Across the stormiest sea - Wet! 927 01:11:31,887 --> 01:11:33,878 Facing creatures so vile 928 01:11:34,023 --> 01:11:35,149 Foul! 929 01:11:35,291 --> 01:11:39,421 So you can gaze upon me! 930 01:11:40,729 --> 01:11:43,061 I knew you'd come for me 931 01:11:43,198 --> 01:11:47,032 And now we finally meet 932 01:11:47,169 --> 01:11:48,636 I knew you'd wait 933 01:11:48,771 --> 01:11:53,299 And from my plate of love you'd eat 934 01:12:13,228 --> 01:12:16,561 Who is this terribly ugly fiend Who so rudely intervened? 935 01:12:16,699 --> 01:12:18,530 Will Charming fight or flee? 936 01:12:18,667 --> 01:12:19,725 Please rescue me! 937 01:12:19,868 --> 01:12:21,563 From this monstrosity! 938 01:12:21,704 --> 01:12:26,732 Fear thee not, honey lamb! I will slice this thing up like a ham! 939 01:12:27,910 --> 01:12:29,377 Oh, boy. 940 01:12:29,511 --> 01:12:33,106 You are about to enter a world of pain 941 01:12:33,248 --> 01:12:37,582 With which you are not familiar! 942 01:12:41,023 --> 01:12:45,426 It can't be any more painful than your lousy performance. 943 01:12:49,098 --> 01:12:51,089 "Prepare, foul beast." 944 01:12:53,202 --> 01:12:56,467 Prepare, foul beast, your time is done! 945 01:12:56,605 --> 01:12:59,768 Oould you kill me and then sing? 946 01:13:01,276 --> 01:13:02,971 Be quiet! 947 01:13:03,112 --> 01:13:07,242 I'm just having fun with you. That's actually a very nice leotard. 948 01:13:07,383 --> 01:13:08,645 Thank you. 949 01:13:08,784 --> 01:13:10,877 Do they come in men's sizes? 950 01:13:13,956 --> 01:13:15,685 Now that be funny! 951 01:13:15,824 --> 01:13:17,792 Enough! 952 01:13:20,195 --> 01:13:23,995 Now you'll finally know what it's like... 953 01:13:24,133 --> 01:13:27,660 ...to have everything you worked for... 954 01:13:27,803 --> 01:13:31,830 ...everything that's precious to you, taken away. 955 01:13:31,974 --> 01:13:35,307 Now you'll know how I felt. 956 01:13:42,651 --> 01:13:44,312 Sausage roll! 957 01:14:01,670 --> 01:14:04,195 Pray for mercy from Puss! 958 01:14:04,339 --> 01:14:05,829 And Donkey! 959 01:14:06,041 --> 01:14:07,099 D 960 01:14:18,120 --> 01:14:19,382 Hi, honey. 961 01:14:19,521 --> 01:14:22,547 Sorry we're late. You okay? 962 01:14:22,691 --> 01:14:25,023 Much beter, now that you're here. 963 01:14:27,696 --> 01:14:32,895 So, Oharming, you want to let me out of these so we can setle this ogre-to-man? 964 01:14:33,035 --> 01:14:37,369 Ooh, that sounds fun. But I have a beter idea. 965 01:14:53,222 --> 01:14:55,622 No! Let go of me! 966 01:14:55,757 --> 01:14:59,887 You will not ruin things this time, ogre. Kill it. 967 01:15:03,732 --> 01:15:05,495 Everybody, stop! 968 01:15:07,336 --> 01:15:09,429 Oh, what is it now?! 969 01:15:09,571 --> 01:15:10,833 Artie? 970 01:15:20,516 --> 01:15:22,984 Who thinks we need to setle things this way? 971 01:15:27,256 --> 01:15:30,953 You mean you want to be villains your whole lives? 972 01:15:31,093 --> 01:15:34,893 But we are villains! It's the only thing we know. 973 01:15:35,030 --> 01:15:37,464 You never wish you could be something else? 974 01:15:37,599 --> 01:15:41,057 Easy for you to say. You're not some evil enchanted tree. 975 01:15:41,203 --> 01:15:43,967 You morons! Don't listen to him! Atack! 976 01:15:44,106 --> 01:15:46,904 What Steve means is it's hard to come by honest work 977 01:15:47,042 --> 01:15:49,067 when the whole world's against you. 978 01:15:49,211 --> 01:15:50,940 Right. Thanks, Ed. 979 01:15:51,079 --> 01:15:55,482 Fair enough. You're right. I'm not a talking tree. 980 01:15:55,617 --> 01:15:56,709 But you know... 981 01:15:56,852 --> 01:15:59,980 ...a good friend once told me... 982 01:16:00,122 --> 01:16:05,150 ...just because people treat you like a villain, or an ogre... 983 01:16:05,294 --> 01:16:07,285 ...orjust some loser... 984 01:16:08,797 --> 01:16:10,697 ...doesn't mean you are one. 985 01:16:13,569 --> 01:16:17,437 What maters most is what you think of yourself. 986 01:16:17,573 --> 01:16:21,873 If there's something you really want, or someone you want to be... 987 01:16:22,010 --> 01:16:25,639 ...the only person standing in your way is you. 988 01:16:26,148 --> 01:16:27,911 - Me? - Get him! 989 01:16:28,050 --> 01:16:29,449 No, no, no! 990 01:16:29,585 --> 01:16:32,520 What I mean is each of you... 991 01:16:32,654 --> 01:16:34,918 ...is standing in your own way. 992 01:16:38,827 --> 01:16:41,318 I always wanted to play the flute. 993 01:16:41,463 --> 01:16:45,126 I'd like to open up a spa... in France! 994 01:16:45,267 --> 01:16:49,829 I grow daffodils. And they're beautiful. 995 01:17:38,553 --> 01:17:41,716 A new era finally begins! 996 01:17:43,558 --> 01:17:45,219 Now all of you... 997 01:17:46,061 --> 01:17:48,461 ...bow before your King! 998 01:17:54,903 --> 01:17:57,235 You need to work on your aim. 999 01:17:59,574 --> 01:18:02,441 This was supposed to be my happily ever after! 1000 01:18:02,577 --> 01:18:05,068 Well, you need to keep looking... 1001 01:18:07,082 --> 01:18:09,141 ...because I'm not giving up mine. 1002 01:18:14,423 --> 01:18:15,583 Mommy? 1003 01:18:26,935 --> 01:18:29,096 It's yours if you want it. 1004 01:18:29,771 --> 01:18:32,103 But this time it's your choice. 1005 01:18:54,796 --> 01:18:55,820 Author! 1006 01:18:55,964 --> 01:18:59,297 Artie! Artie! Artie! Artie! 1007 01:19:03,638 --> 01:19:06,630 Excuse me. That's my seat. 1008 01:19:07,642 --> 01:19:12,409 Okay, Seņor Hocusy-Pocusy, the time has come to rectify some wrongs! 1009 01:19:12,547 --> 01:19:15,072 Though I have been enjoying these cat baths. 1010 01:19:15,217 --> 01:19:16,707 Please say you didn't. 1011 01:19:16,852 --> 01:19:18,752 All right! Look. 1012 01:19:18,887 --> 01:19:22,186 You'll feel a pinch and possibly lower intestinal discomfort... 1013 01:19:22,324 --> 01:19:24,656 ...but this should do the trick. 1014 01:19:28,897 --> 01:19:31,365 - Are you? - I'm me again! 1015 01:19:31,500 --> 01:19:33,764 - And I am not you! - All right! 1016 01:19:35,337 --> 01:19:36,497 Oops. 1017 01:19:38,507 --> 01:19:39,906 Ah, never mind. 1018 01:19:43,912 --> 01:19:47,973 What did I tell you? The kid's going to be a great king. 1019 01:19:48,116 --> 01:19:51,677 Well, for what it's worth, you would have, too. 1020 01:19:53,188 --> 01:19:56,180 I have something much more important in mind. 1021 01:20:21,716 --> 01:20:22,944 Finally. 1022 01:20:29,724 --> 01:20:31,055 Dada. 1023 01:20:33,161 --> 01:20:37,530 Was I wrong about the world? It's a beautiful new place 1024 01:20:37,666 --> 01:20:40,157 I smell Shrek Junior! 1025 01:20:40,302 --> 01:20:42,964 Where else could a creep like me 1026 01:20:43,104 --> 01:20:45,834 Meet such a pretty face 1027 01:20:45,974 --> 01:20:49,910 Meeting every day with the rising sun 1028 01:20:52,714 --> 01:20:55,615 Looking up, it's looking like 1029 01:20:55,750 --> 01:20:58,412 My losing streak is done 1030 01:20:59,321 --> 01:21:00,618 Peek-a-boo! 1031 01:21:00,755 --> 01:21:02,086 Peek-a-boo! 1032 01:21:05,293 --> 01:21:07,124 A bouncy, bouncy, boy! 1033 01:21:07,262 --> 01:21:09,958 Used to always feel like 1034 01:21:10,098 --> 01:21:12,760 Wished that I was dressed better 1035 01:21:13,768 --> 01:21:15,429 Where's the baby? 1036 01:21:15,570 --> 01:21:19,939 Never had a lot of luck Until I finally met her 1037 01:21:29,451 --> 01:21:33,444 Meeting every day with the rising sun 1038 01:21:36,124 --> 01:21:38,285 Looking up, it's looking like 1039 01:21:38,960 --> 01:21:41,793 My losing streak is done 1040 01:21:43,965 --> 01:21:46,297 My losing streak is done 1041 01:21:57,145 --> 01:21:59,807 Well... what shall we do now? 1042 01:22:15,830 --> 01:22:17,491 I got it. 1043 01:22:24,005 --> 01:22:28,374 Puss and Donkey, baby! Once again, come on! 1044 01:22:28,510 --> 01:22:33,140 I want to thank you for letting me be myself 1045 01:22:33,281 --> 01:22:34,373 Again! 1046 01:22:34,516 --> 01:22:36,381 Look at my hips! 1047 01:22:36,518 --> 01:22:41,717 I want to thank you for letting me be myself 1048 01:22:41,856 --> 01:22:43,346 Again! 1049 01:22:48,630 --> 01:22:50,154 - Break it down! - Let's go! 1050 01:22:50,298 --> 01:22:52,698 Stiff all in the collar 1051 01:22:54,536 --> 01:22:56,697 Fluffy in the face 1052 01:22:58,873 --> 01:23:01,364 Chit chat chatter trying 1053 01:23:02,711 --> 01:23:04,872 Stuffy in the place 1054 01:23:07,048 --> 01:23:09,881 Thank you for the par-tay 1055 01:23:11,052 --> 01:23:12,917 But I could never stay 1056 01:23:13,054 --> 01:23:14,385 I'm sorry. 1057 01:23:15,056 --> 01:23:18,048 I got many things on my mind 1058 01:23:19,394 --> 01:23:21,555 But the word's in the way 1059 01:23:22,564 --> 01:23:27,763 And I want to thank you for letting me be myself 1060 01:23:27,902 --> 01:23:29,233 Again 1061 01:23:30,238 --> 01:23:32,206 Different strokes for different folks 1062 01:23:32,340 --> 01:23:35,935 Thank you for letting me be myself 1063 01:23:36,077 --> 01:23:37,567 Again 1064 01:23:39,748 --> 01:23:41,238 Break it down! 1065 01:23:42,250 --> 01:23:45,413 Puss and Donkey, baby! Puss and Donkey, baby! 1066 01:23:45,920 --> 01:23:47,581 Puss and Donkey, baby! 1067 01:23:48,923 --> 01:23:51,084 Dance to the music 1068 01:23:52,927 --> 01:23:55,259 All night long 1069 01:23:57,265 --> 01:23:59,597 Everyday people 1070 01:24:01,269 --> 01:24:03,430 Sing a simple song 1071 01:24:05,440 --> 01:24:07,931 Mama's so happy 1072 01:24:09,778 --> 01:24:11,769 Mama start to cry 1073 01:24:13,948 --> 01:24:16,439 Papa's still singing 1074 01:24:17,619 --> 01:24:21,111 You can make it if you try So try! 1075 01:24:22,290 --> 01:24:26,158 Thank you for letting me be myself 1076 01:24:26,294 --> 01:24:27,625 Again 1077 01:24:30,632 --> 01:24:34,500 Thank you for letting me be myself 1078 01:24:34,636 --> 01:24:36,331 Again 1079 01:24:36,471 --> 01:24:39,338 Oome on, Donkey. Do something right! 1080 01:24:39,474 --> 01:24:41,874 Put the hoofs together! Put the hoofs together! 1081 01:24:42,977 --> 01:24:47,175 Stomp your boots, baby! Stomp your boots, baby! Stomp your boots, baby! 1082 01:24:47,315 --> 01:24:51,183 Thank you for letting me be myself 1083 01:24:51,319 --> 01:24:52,809 Again 1084 01:24:54,989 --> 01:24:59,517 I want to thank you for letting me be myself 1085 01:24:59,661 --> 01:25:00,753 Again 1086 01:25:00,895 --> 01:25:03,864 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 1087 01:25:03,998 --> 01:25:07,195 Want to thank you Just to be my 1088 01:25:07,335 --> 01:25:10,202 Because I just want to be my... See? 1089 01:25:10,338 --> 01:25:13,034 Can I, can I thank you! Can I 1090 01:25:13,174 --> 01:25:15,005 Yes! Yes!