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我才不相信 Yeah... I'm not buying
你真的是在梦游呢 the sleepwalking bit for one second.
如果我半夜睡不着可以让我吃意大利面吗 Would you let me have cold spaghetti at midnight if I was awake?
不行 Nope.
你们在干嘛呢 这大半夜的 What are you guys doing up anyway? It's midnight.
有人想关掉 They're trying to throw out those people who own
简街上那家很棒的老书店 that wonderful old bookstore over on Jane street.
打算再开一家超级咯咯快餐店 They want to put in another fast-food super cluck.
但是他们是快餐界上最有权势的人了 But they're the world's most powerful bucket of food people!
他们吓不倒我 They don't scare me.
你到底是谁啊 Who are you?
我不是超级咯咯的朋友 I am no friend of the Super Cluck!
他们想接管整个街坊 They're trying to take over the whole neighborhood.
但是我会出现在他们想去的任何地方 But I will be there everywhere they want to go.
所以你就在熬夜保卫我们的社区 So, you stay up late and protect our community?
没错 Trying.
好吧 你知道我夜晚都干嘛吗 睡觉 Yeah, well, you know what I do at night? I sleep.
睡眠是很重要的 亲爱的 Well, that's very important, honey.
像我这么大的孩子需要十五个小时 Well, a kid like me needs 15 hours.
爸爸 妈妈在拯救我们的社区 Dad, mom's trying to save our whole city.
你在做的事情能比过她吗 How are you gonna beat that?
我在看玛雅的论文 I'm trying to get through Maya's paper.
他打败你了 He beat you.
处于冷战中的美国外交关系 "'America's foreign relations at the dawn of the cold war, '
二百五十字 作者玛雅 "250 words by Maya Hart.
你好啊 马修斯 "What's up, Matthews?
是我 玛雅 "It's me, Maya.
我还欠你二百一十八个字 "I owe you 218 words.
祝你好运 Good luck with that."
你们都在熬夜 So, you guys are staying up
捍卫我们的社区以及思想 and protecting our city and our minds...
而我却在睡觉 While what I do is sleep.
亲爱的 这事儿你是真的很擅长哦 Well, honey, you're really very good at it.
为什么只该让我说话 作者法尔科·明克斯 "'Why no one should talk but me' by Farkle Minkus."
还有七个小时就放学了 Seven hours till school is over!
你知道我妈在干嘛吗 You know what my mom does?
她在运用智慧帮助弱者对抗强权 She uses her intelligence to help the powerless against the powerful.
嗯 她确实很厉害 Yeah. She's really somethin'.
我爸爸则教书育人 My dad tries to teach you stuff.
嗯 他很可爱 Mm. He's cute.
-那我该干什么 -你干别的事 - What will I ever do? - You'll do stuff.
啥 What?
莱丽 做我们最大的好处就在于 Riles, the great thing about being us,
我们不用担心成为他们 we don't have to worry about being them.
太晚了 我不喜欢我们谈话的走向 Too late. I started and I don't like where it's going.
莱丽 如果你是想告诉我你的父母有多优秀的话 Riley, if you're trying to tell me
那就不用了 我都知道 how great your parents are, I know.
你很幸运有那样的父母 You're very lucky to have them.
不是每个人都像你那么幸运 Not everybody does.
也许他们才是幸运的 玛雅 Maybe they're the lucky ones, Maya.
为什么 Why?
他们是科瑞和托庞嘉 They're Cory and Topanga and...
我只是他们的小影子罢了 I'm just their little shadow,
生活在他们的光环之下 living in the reflection of the sun.
当你知道自己永远也不会像父母那么优秀 What do you do when you know
你会怎么办 you'll never be as good as your parents?
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一直在期待这一天的到来 I've been waiting for a day like this to come.
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翻译： Tracy miaomiao emerald
闪电一般 我的心扉怦然打开 Struck like lightning, my heart's beating like a drum
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校订 后期： WaitinZ
已然站在奇妙世界的边缘 On the edge of something wonderful
我该如何面对所有的变换 Face to face with changes what's it all about?
生活如此疯狂 我能把握方向 Life is crazy but I know, I can work it out
因为我知道你就陪伴在我身旁 'Cause I got you to live it with me!
我感觉很好 世界就在前方 I feel alright I'm gonna take on the world!
人生的旅途让星光照亮 Light up the stars I've got some pages to turn.
我要高唱 噢 噢 噢 噢 噢 噢 I'm singing oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
整个世界 看我登场 Take on the world, take on the world!
看我登场 Take on the world!
俏姑娘看世界 第二季第十六集 Girl Meets World S02E16 Girl Meets Cory and Topanga
斐迪南·麦哲伦 他干了什么 Ferdinand Magellan. What did he do?
第一个有姓的牛 First bull with a last name!
环游世界的第一人 First man to circumnavigate the globe.
你会相信谁呢 Who are you gonna believe?
所有人都认为世界是平的 为什么呢 Everyone thought the world was flat. Why?
他们只看到了地平线 They could only see to the horizon.
因为害怕而不敢走出去 They were too scared to go out.
他们以为会掉下去 They thought they'd fall off the world.
我不怪他们 I don't blame 'em.
那你们呢 Well, what about you guys?
你们的地平线是什么 What's your horizon line?
写下一件你认为不可能发生的事情 Write down the one thing in life you consider impossible.
你会在什么位置掉下去 Where do you fall off the earth?
看上去每个人都能轻易写出这样的事 Well, it looks like everyone found something pretty easily.
真遗憾 That's too bad.
因为当你认为你做不到的时候 Because when you think you can't do something,
你的世界就变成了扁平的一张纸 your world is as flat as a piece of paper.
把它揉成团 So, crumple them up.
看看吧 Now, look at 'em.
你们的世界正在你们的手中 You hold your world in your hands.
只要敢于尝试 一切皆有可能 Nothing's impossible if you take a shot.
尝试一下吧 So, take a shot.
尝试一下 法尔科 Take a shot, Farkle.
不用了 老师 Oh, that's okay, sir.
为啥呢 Why not?
我会扔偏的 Well, I'd only miss.
介意给我看一下吗 Do you mind?
也没什么与众不同啦 Hey, it's not like it's a big surprise.
运动员 "Athlete."
你认为即使你努力了也不可能成为像卢卡斯那样的运动员吗 You don't think you could be an athlete like Lucas if you tried?
我不认为你想成为某个人 I'm not sure you can be as good as someone
就一定可以成功 老师 just because you want to, sir.
你不尝试就永远不知道结果会怎样 Well... You'll never know unless you take a shot.
你干嘛笑得这么灿烂 Why are you smiling at me so pretty?
因为我希望你看到的最后一件事物是美好的 Because I want the last thing you ever see to be nice.
好了 法尔科刚给我们的作业 Okay, so... Farkle has just given us
提供了一个很好的想法 a great idea for an assignment.
好哎 --Yay.
法尔科 你会成为一名运动员 Farkle, you're gonna become an athlete.
好哎 Yay!
-弗莱尔同学 -不不 - Mr. Friar... - Oh, no.
你的任务就是帮助他实现 Your assignment is to help him get there.
我很抱歉你认为不可能的事情将会发生改变 I'm sorry if this changes what you thought was impossible.
没 我就是那么想的 No, that's what I had.
哈哈 Ha ha.
我就是那么想的 That's what I had.
莱丽 Riley...
你那可爱的小脑袋里装着什么 Is there anything in your sweet Riley mind
你认为是不可能的事吗 that you consider impossible?
我永远也不可能 There is no future to look forward to
像你们一样优秀 to where I'm anywhere near as good as you guys.
你说什么 What are you talking about?
你和妈妈 科瑞和托庞嘉 You and mom, Cory and Topanga--
就是我心中的不可能 you're my impossible thing.
我不明白 I don't understand.
也许有的人就会掉下去 爸爸 Maybe some people do just fall off the world, dad.
你是什么意思 莱丽 What do you mean, Riley--
她只是今天这样而已 明天就好了 look, it's just today's thing. It'll be gone tomorrow.
随风飘逝的只有我 The only thing going away is me.
有人能给我指个方向到世界的边缘吗 Can somebody please direct me to the edge of the earth?
我猜在河的附近 I assume it's near the river.
现在吗 Now?
你现在就要从世界尽头掉下去了 You're falling off the world now?
我不能和你比 I can't compete with you.
-哪方面 -生活 - In what? - Life.
所以我要寻找我自己的路 So, I have to go and find my own way.
我必须要独自 I have to go and create my own individual path
走出我自己的人生道路 and I must do it all alone, by myself.
拜托 玛雅 Come on, Maya!
我们会在河边 Um... we'll be at the river.
就这儿吗 Here?
这就是你掉下世界边缘的地方 You think this is falling off the face of the earth?
我唯一能够获得和平与安宁的避难所 My only chance at peace and serenity is at a sanctuary of solitude,
就是远离我完美爸妈的地方 away from mommy and daddy perfect.
你们好 Hello.
有什么我能够为二位姑娘效劳的吗 Is there something I can do for you young ladies?
我要放弃我的一切身外之物 I'd like to renounce all of my worldly possessions,
除了所有我自己的东西 except for all of my stuff!
你好有趣 Aww, you're fun!
让我进去 修女 Let me in, sister.
我对外面的世界不抱指望了 Life out here holds no promise for me.
听到你这么说我很遗憾 Well, I'm very sorry to hear that.
-你叫什么名字 -莱丽 - What's your name? - Riley.
我希望我的修女名 But I want my nun name to be
叫永恒的修女莱丽 sister Riley of perpetual bleh.
对不起 这个名字已经有人用了 Sorry, that name's already been taken.
你叫修女84263怎么样 How about sis ri per bleh 84263?
或者亮晶晶 Or Blinky?
亮晶晶是我的第二选择 Blinky was my second choice.
恭喜你 你是亮晶晶修女了 Congratulations. You're Blinky the nun.
-你呢 -你不是真想这样的 - How about you? - You don't want this.
好了 姑娘们 All right, ladies.
我可以问一下发生了什么事吗 May I ask what's really going on?
亮晶晶修女很难过 因为她的父母太过优秀 Sister blinky is upset because her parents are perfect
她永远也达不到他们的高度 and she'll never live up to them.
莱丽 让我来帮你 Riley, let me help you.
没有十足完美的人 Human perfection is unattainable.
在我与人交往的过往经历中 In all of my experiences with people,
只有一个人最接近 there's only one who even comes close.
-女修道院院长 -不是 是下一个人 - The mother superior? - No, the next one.
谢谢你 托庞嘉 Thank you, Topanga.
你救了我们的孤儿院 让它不必沦为快餐店 You have saved our orphanage from becoming a Super Cluck.
这都是大家努力的结果 It was a group effort.
我只是其中的一员而已 I'm only one Topanga.
噢 嗨 姑娘们 Oh, hi, girls.
-出租车 - Cab!
好吧 如果她是你妈妈的话 Now, if she were your mother,
我完全理解为什么你会 I'd understand why you'd wanna...
噢 亮晶晶 噢 可怜的小东西 Oh, Blinky. Oh, you poor thing.
好吧 法尔科 让我们看看你的能耐 All right, Farkle. Let's see what you got.
我放弃了 I quit.
我不会让这次任务失败的 I will not fail this assignment--
我又一次放弃了 I quit again.
你知道坐在看台上 You know what sitting in the stands,
看着你打比赛让我意识到什么了吗 watching those games you play makes me realize?
你喜欢体育 You love sports?
承认吧 你喜欢竞赛的激动人心的气氛 Admit it. You love the thrill of competition.
所有运动项目都是一样的 Every sport is the same.
玩儿好一项运动只是个物理问题 Being good at sports is just a matter of physics.
不要把美国人民最喜欢的事情 Don't you mess up America's most favorite thing
和美国人民最不喜欢的事情混为一谈 with America's least favorite thing!
只要有合适的角度和速度 With the correct angle and velocity,
我应该能百发百中 I should make every shot every time.
是吗 Is that right?
来试个罚球吧 Let's try a foul shot.
就在这儿把球扔到那个筐里 Just put this ball here through that hoop there?
就这样 That's it.
明白了 Got it.
投吧 Shoot it.
我可能要把X变量考虑在内 I probably should've considered the x-factor.
X变量是什么 And what's the x-factor?
你弱爆了
我弱爆了 I stink.
我已经看出来了 I've gotta say.
噢 是吗 我倒想看看你 Oh, yeah? Well, I'd like to see you...
投得 Do...
有多好 Better.
换个项目 New sport!
噢 得了吧 Oh, please.
我只要把身体蜷起来 All I need to do is compact my body
缩成一团你就没法儿对我怎么样了 into a solid mass and then you can't pin me.
那是什么 物理吗 好吧 What is that? Physics? Okay.
换个项目 New sport!
我从来都无法理解这项运动 I've never even understood this game.
你跑遍全场然后还要跑回本垒对吧 You run around the bases and try to get home, right?
是啊 Yeah.
要那么多垒位干什么 Well, why do you need the other bases?
因为你在跑过所有垒位之前不能到达本垒啊 Because you can't get home until you get around all of them.
但是两点间直线最短 But the quickest way between two points is a straight line.
你想直接跳过所有垒位 You want to get rid of the bases?
是啊 这样比赛就能快点结束了 Yeah. Game's over sooner
所有人就都能回来上物理课了 and we can all get back to physics.
法尔科 不是所有的人都为理论和数字而活 Farkle, not everyone lives for theories and numbers.
但是他们应该这样 Well, they should.
过来 Come here.
投吧 Shoot.
这简直是浪费时间 根本不可能投进 It's a waste of time. It's an impossible shot.
跑过垒位也是浪费时间 Running the bases is a waste of time.
这不可能的一球 This impossible shot...
并不是完全不可能 ...is not impossible at all.
-我可说不准 法尔科 -投吧 - I don't know, Farkle. - Shoot it.
现在你说什么我都信 I believe everything you say now.
我也觉得篮球没那么糟糕了 And I believe basketball may not be so bad.
想再来一次吗 Wanna do it again?
这里 Here?
你觉得这儿是掉落世界边缘的好地方 You think this is falling off the face of the earth?
噢 你们好 Well, hello.
有什么我能为两位效劳的吗 Something I can do for you ladies?
我来这儿是为了离家出走加入马戏团 I'm here to run away and join the circus.
好吧 你来对地方了 Well, you came to the right place.
你有艺名吗 You got a circus name?
亮晶晶怎么样 How about Blinky?
不太好 我已经有五十个亮晶晶了 That's no good. I already got 50 Blinkys
就在后面的那辆小车里 right now in a little car back there.
我觉得你不是真正 You know, I sense that you're not really running
想跑来马戏团 而是要逃避什么东西 to the circus as much as running away from something.
你真是太有智慧了 You're very wise.
谢谢你 Thank you.
不管怎么说 我们马戏团所有的成员 Anyway, all of us circus folk have,
都曾经想逃离什么东西 你懂吧 you know, run away from something at one time or another.
对我来说 是我爸爸 For me, it was my father.
我知道我永远都不能到达他的高度 I knew I could never live up to him.
你能理解吗 You understand what I'm sayin'?
是的 小丑 我能 Yes, clown. Yes.
-你知道这是什么吗 - You know what this is?
-是一朵漂亮的花 -我觉得不是 - It's a pretty flower. - I think it's not.
好吧 你知道吗 Yeah, well, you know what?
这是我爸爸 叮当一世传给我的 It was handed down to me by my father, Jingles the First.
-他也是个小丑吗 -不 他是个配钥匙的 - Was he a clown? - No, he made keys.
我想听有关这朵漂亮的花的故事 I would like to hear about the beautiful flower.
我会给你讲有关这朵漂亮的花的故事 I will tell you about the beautiful flower.
只是朵小丑的花 It's a clown flower.
每当我在这个世界上觉得伤心时 Whenever I am feeling sad in this world,
我就看着这朵花 它让我变得开心 I look at the flower and it makes me happy.
噢 我也想变得开心 Oh, I would like to be happy.
叮当先生 你能不能考虑一下 Mr. Jingles, is there any way you would even consider
让我看看这朵漂亮的花 allowing me to look at the pretty flower?
她是说真的吗 Is she for real?
我尽力了 我尽力了 我真的尽力了 I try, I try, and I try.
接下来换我吧 I'll take it from here.
不用了 看着吧 You won't have to. Watch this!
我想看看这朵漂亮的花 I wanna look at the pretty flower!
-她真是太可爱了 -嗯 随她吧 - She's like a gift. - Ah, just do it.
这朵花是一种康乃馨 This flower is of the species carnatious in your facious.
它从哪儿来的 它从哪儿来的 Where's it from? Where's it from?
你知道的 我就是不忍心 You know, I just don't have the heart.
她活该 动手吧 She deserves it. Do it!
中国制造 Made in China.
靠近点儿看 来吧 Look closer. Here we go.
发生什么事了吗 亲爱的 What's the matter, honey?
有什么事发生了吗 Did something happen?
叮当先生 Mr. Jingles...
我可以借你的手帕用用 把我自己擦干吗 May I please borrow your clown handkerchief to dry myself off?
当然了 孩子 Sure, kid.
我又不是要当一辈子的小丑 You know, it's not like I'm gonna be a clown my whole life.
只不过马戏团活动占据了我 My circusin' just got in the way of my...
正常学习的时间 Formal education.
我看起来怎么样 How do I look?
聪明极了 Smart.
但是现在我们有个志愿老师 Yeah, but now we got this volunteer teacher
他把他的空闲时间全部用来充实我们这些小丑的脑袋了 who dedicates his free time to enriching our clown minds.
我想知道这个老师是谁 I wonder who the teacher is.
他是谁 是谁 Who is he? Who?
嘿 叮当 Hey, Jingles.
我们下周见 嘿 姑娘们 I'll see you next week. Hey, girls.
吊架 Trapeze!
回家 Home!
如果他是你的爸爸 Now, if he was your father,
那我完全理解为什么你想 I could understand why you'd wanna...
噢 可怜的孩子 Oh, you poor kid.
我的父母是超级英雄 My parents are superheroes.
冷静点 亮晶晶 Calm down, Blinky.
她拯救了孤儿院和书店 She saves orphanages and bookstores,
他把他的生命献给了小丑们 and he dedicates his life to clowns.
我又干了些什么 What do I do?
你整理了你的床铺 You make your bed.
其实没有 Not really.
我只是把被子盖在所有东西的上面 All I do is just pull the comforter up over everything.
走开 Get out of here!
但是意大利面在这里呀 But this is where the spaghetti is!
-莱丽 -我跟他们简直不能比 玛雅 - Riley-- - I can't compete with them, Maya.
我已经到达了我人生的地平线 I have reached my personal horizon line.
我已经没地方可以去了 There's nowhere for me to go.
亲爱的 你得把他们从脑袋里清出去 Honey, you gotta get 'em out of your head.
我做不到 I can't.
我知道他们所有的故事 I know all of their stories.
他们不停地重复 一遍又一遍 They keep on repeating over and over.
他们一直都是如此完美吗 Were they always so perfect?
什么 What?
是呀 他们现在很完美 但他们像我们这么大的时候呢 Sure, they're great now, but how were they at our age?
我肯定他们就像我们一样一团糟 困惑不解 I bet they were just as messed up and confused as we are.
也许我们应该亲自看看 Maybe we should see that for ourselves.
这怎么可能呢 How would we do that?
他们的故事都跟我讲了一万遍了 They've told me their stories a million times.
或许我们试着选取一个片段然后想象他们像我们这么大的时候 Maybe if we try and pick one and imagine them at our age,
我们就会了解他们当时的样子 we'll discover how they really were.
莱丽 我告诉过你多少遍了 Riley, how many times have I told you
别这么天真 to stop being so innocent?
给你讲个故事吧 玛雅 I'm going to tell you a story, Maya.
集中注意力 咱们来看看他们是什么样子的 So, concentrate hard and maybe we'll see how they were.
莱丽 我不会因为集中精力 Riles, I'm not gonna see your parents as kids
就能看到你父母小时候的样子 because I concentrate.
从前 有两个人 科瑞和托庞嘉 Once upon a time, there was a Cory and Topanga.
又不是有人把他们的故事都拍下来了 It's not like someone recorded everything they did.
集中 Concentrate!
然后有一天 托庞嘉去了科瑞家里 And one day, Topanga went over to Cory's house...
我能问你一个私人问题吗 May I ask you a personal question?
故事讲得不错 莱丽 You tell a good story, Riley.
当然了 Sure.
地上这堆袜子怎么回事 Why are there socks all over your floor?
哦 我只是在练习 Oh, I was just practicing.
只是我爸爸长大的地方 看 This is where my dad grew up. Look.
我真羡慕你的体育这么好 I envy your athletic ability.
这个吗 不难的 Oh, this? It's not so hard.
来吧 我来教教你 Come on, I'll give you some pointers.
不管怎么样 好的解说才是重点 Anyway, the key is good color commentary.
这是一切开始的地方 This is where it all began!
看看他们 Look at 'em.
他们那么小 They're eensy!
-你爸爸好萌 -玛雅 - Your dad's adorable. - Maya!
嗨 马修斯 咋样啊 Hey, Matthews, how you doin'?
看着 Watch this.
马修斯发现了空档 Matthews sees an open lane,
开始向篮下突破 he drives hard to the boards,
他越过了沙奎尔·奥尼尔 he leaps over Shaquille O'Neal,
打板投球 kisses it off the glass...
好的 他进球了 It's good! He scores!
我永远也做不到 I could never do that.
你当然可以了 试试嘛 Sure you can. Give it a try.
但是我对那些术语都不熟悉啊 But I'm not familiar with the terminology.
好吧 我来解说 All right, I'll do the color.
你负责把球扔到篮里就行 You just worry about getting the ball in the basket.
托庞嘉在中线附近被三重包夹 Topanga is triple-teamed at the time line,
她突破包围 she breaks a trap,
来到弧顶 起跳冲向篮筐 heads to the top of the key and leaps toward the basket,
空中一个三百六十度转身 doing a spiraling tomahawk 360!
爆扣 Slam dunk!
看啊 咱们俩都进球了 Look. We both made a basket.
-莱丽 -怎么了 - Riles? - Yeah?
他们小的时候和我们一样 They were kids just like us.
理论上讲没错 不过 Technically, yeah. But basketball is so much
打篮球要跑动才有意思啊 more fun when you actually move.
好了 你再试着投一次 这次我拦着你 All right, you try and make another basket and I'll try and block you.
看看他 你爸和你现在一样怪 Look at him! You dad's as weird as you.
是啊 他是有点怪 Yeah, he kind of is.
但是她那时候就很棒 But she's great even then.
是啊 想赶上她太难了 Yeah. Tough act to follow.
不错嘛 托庞嘉 Way to go, Topanga!
我父母小的时候都那么完美 Even when they were kids, my parents were still perfect.
我不知道该说什么好 I don't know what to say.
也确实没有什么能说的 There's nothing you can say, really.
如果你听了能好受点的话 你爸和你一样是个怪胎 If it helps, it seems like your dad was just as weird as you.
你很像他 莱丽 他现在这么优秀 You're just like him, Riley. And he turned out great.
但是你没看到我妈妈吗 But did you see my mom?
她那个时候就那么完美 She was completely together even then.
我还有什么希望 What hope do I have?
要如何打败不可能 How can you beat the impossible?
可以吗 你做到了吗 法尔科会运动了吗 Can you? Did you? Is Farkle an athlete now?
没有卢卡斯那么厉害 Not as good as Lucas.
你怎么可能像他一样厉害 Oh. Well, will you ever be?
他不必像我一样 Doesn't have to be.
一个人不是必须擅长运动才能喜欢它 You don't have to be a great athlete to like the game.
-真的吗 -没错 - Oh, really? - Yeah.
快乐尽在过程中 The fun of the game is running the bases.
法尔科 你真的跑垒了 Farkle, you actually ran?
别想了 Nothin'.
你破坏气氛 我很失望 I don't get the moment, but I'm very disappointed.
如果你回到本垒 Well, what happens if you get home
发现自己不如其他队员 你会怎么办 and realize you're not as good as the rest of the team?
继续打球 You keep playing.
这是团队运动 莱丽 It's a team sport, Riley.
你只管继续奔跑 You just run the bases.
其他人会帮助你的 The rest of your team will help you get home.
你知道吗 当你给我讲了他们的故事以后 You know, when you walked me through their story,
我看到你和你爸爸有多像 真是不可思议 it's amazing to see how much you and your dad are alike.
两个呆子 Two goofs.
是啊 我绝对是他亲生的 Yeah, I'm definitely his daughter.
但那不是唯一的故事 莱丽 But that's not the only story, Riley.
关于你妈妈肯定还有别的故事 There's gotta be other stories about your mom.
每个故事中她都是完美的 She's perfect in every story.
是吗 再讲一个故事来听听 Yeah? Tell me another one and we'll see.
玛雅 我不想再给你讲故事了 Maya, I don't wanna tell you any more stories.
讲了我心里难受 They make me feel bad.
如果我们去看他们的故事 或许还可以发现别的什么 Look, maybe if we go back, we can find something else.
他们肯定会有和咱们一样傻的时候的 There's gotta be something that makes them goofy like us.
我确实知道还有一扇凸窗 I do know that there were other bay windows.
真的吗 给我讲讲 Really? Tell it to me.
从前 有另外一扇凸窗 Once upon a time, there was another bay window.
这个听上去才像好故事嘛 Now this sounds like a good story.
我对咱们的展示有几点想法 I have some ideas on our presentation.
我也是 咱们要这样 So do I. Here's what we do.
咱们抢先上去 We hit feeny hard. We hit him fast.
臭氧层 它有空洞 The ozone layer-- it's got a hole.
戴上帽子 开始讲 讲完了 Wear a hat. We're in. We're out.
我想的报告和你的完全不一样 I kind of had a whole different approach to the report.
不要那么传统 多加点表演 Less conventional, more performance art.
这是什么故事 What's this story?
有区别吗 What's the difference?
我妈妈依旧那么完美 My mom will still be perfect.
别啊 咱们就来传统的吧 No, please. Let's stick to conventional.
传统的方式很保险 谁也不会嘲笑传统 Conventional's good because no one laughs at conventional.
读一下这首诗 Read this poem out loud.
诗 不要啊 不要诗啊 Poem? Please, not a poem.
太阳 唯一的太阳 "Sun. The only. The one.
天空中的甜甜圈 "Donut in the sky.
太空 巨大空旷的地方 "Space. Big gaping place.
与我们同在 "Without. Within. Our skin.
天空中的甜甜圈 "Donut in the sky.
氟利昂 "Freon.
碳氟化合物 座头鲸 "Fluorocarbon. Humpback whale.
莱丽 Riley...
看啊 她比他还傻呢 Wow. She's goofier than he is.
是啊 简直太好了 She is. Isn't that great?
如此苍白 如此无力 "So pale. Exhaust.
是迷失了吗 天空中的甜甜圈 Is all lost? Donut in the sky."
莱丽 她就是你 Riley, she's you.
是啊 没错 Yeah, she is.
你是他们两个的结合 You're both of them.
是啊 I am.
好吧 咱们可以在全班面前这样展示 Yeah, we could do that in front of the class,
但是展示之前 能不能求你帮个忙 but before we do, will you just please take
拿个大棒球棒狠狠砸我脑袋一下 a huge baseball bat and hit me over the head?
你为什么这么在意别人怎么想 Why do you care so much what other people think?
当别人嘲笑你的时候 When people laugh at you,
他们在损耗自己的人品 they're depleting their own karmic reservoir.
你将来也会成为不刮腿毛女生中的一员 对吧 You're gonna be one of those girls who doesn't shave her legs, aren't you?
我还没想好呢 I haven't decided yet.
你难道实在努力让自己成为怪胎吗 Do you actually try to be weird?
我不觉得自己是怪胎 I don't think I'm weird.
我这是特别 I think I'm unique.
我不觉得自己是怪胎 玛雅 I don't think I'm weird, Maya.
我这是特别 I think I'm unique.
他是科瑞 她是托庞嘉 He's Cory, she's Topanga.
我是他们俩的结合 But I'm both.
我不会从世界的边缘掉下去的 I'm not going to fall off the face of the earth.
我的地平线没有终点 There is no end to my horizon.
我父母是科瑞和托庞嘉 My parents are Cory and Topanga,
他们给了我自己最好的部分 and they gave me the best parts of both of them.
老爸 我不会成为你或者我妈妈 I'm not going to be you or mom, dad.
我们也不想让你成为别人 莱丽 We don't want you to be, Riley.
我会有自己的故事 I'm going to have my own stories.
我已经等不及要看了 And I can't wait to watch them.
莱丽 Riley?
嗯 Yeah?
那顶帽子哪来的 Where'd you get that hat?
哦 很久以前你给我的 Oh. You gave it to me a long time ago.
不记得了吗 Don't you remember?
不记得 No.
你戴上真好看 It looks great on you.
谢谢 老爸 Thanks, dad.
它会帮助我继续奔跑 It's going to help me run the bases.
我很高兴能和你一队 And I'm glad I'm on your team.
不好意思 Excuse us.