这里是一直这么暗还是它在进行煤矿工人大会的演练 Is it always as dark as this in here or are they holding a dummy run for a coal miners' convention?
我不造! I dunno!
你不造是怎么个意思 我以为你经常来呢 What do you mean you dunno? I thought you said this was one of your regular clubs.
额 我可能来的也没那么频繁 Well I might have exaggerated a bit when I said regular.
那你来过多少次 How many times have you been here then?
没来过! Never!
没来过?那你带我们来干什么? Never? What you bring us in here for then?
它从外面看起来还行啊 It looked alright from the outside!
它外表看起来还不错!基督教徒也是这么说竞技场的 你个傻子! It looked alright from the outside! That's what the Christians said about the coliseum, you berk!
这里基本上就没有午夜俱乐部的活动 Not much action for a night club is there!
可能是因为现在才七点半 No, probably something to do with the fact that it's only half past seven!
这是我最后一次跟你出来了罗德尼! 只知道空嗷嗷的蠢货 这是你的承诺嘛? It's the last time I come out with you Rodney! Is that a promise you moaning git?
欸 注意你的言辞 (法语:小伙儿!) Oi, watch it you. Ah Garcon la petite pois!
(法语:你会说法语嘛) (法语：是的) Parlez vous Francais? Jawohl!
是 您需要什么? Yes! What can I get for you?
嗯 我想要一个加勒比海的种马 我们都想!那是什么 Um, I'd like a Caribbean Stallion. Wouldn't we all dear! What is it?
它是一个充满异域风情的鸡尾酒不是嘛 给味觉灵敏的土豪们特调的酒 It's an exotic cocktail ain't it, specially created for the discerning palates of the international jet-set!
罗杰摩尔在"生死关头"里喝过的 Roger Moore drank one in Live and Let Die.
我饶不了她 I wouldn't put anything past her.
嗯? 你最好写下来对吧? Eh? Yeah well you'd better write this down hadn't you?
你需要的是一杯龙舌兰酒 一杯椰子朗姆酒 一杯薄荷甜酒 What you want is a shot of Tequila and a shot of coconut rum and one of Creme de Menthe.
然后再加一点点 一点点点的金巴利苦酒 Then you want a smidgin, just a smidgin, of Campari,
带着一丁丁点的安格斯特拉苦酒 with the merest suggestion of Angostura bitters.
好了 然后上面再放一点葡萄汁 接着摇晃它 千万不要搅拌 Right, you top that up with fresh grapefruit juice, and you shake it - do not stir - right.
最后把它倒进碎冰里 用一小片橘子 一小片青柠 以及当季的水果做装饰 Pour that slowly over broken ice. Garnish with a slice of orange, slice of lime, your occasional seasonal fruits.
上面再放上一把装饰性的碎料伞 和两个透明的吸管 就大功告成啦! Top that off with a decorative plastic umbrella, two translucent straws and - voila!
好的! 那你呢? 半杯淡啤酒 Right! And for you? Half a lager please.
半杯淡啤酒 瓦利(英国著名电视演员)度假的时候在车上喝过! Half a lager...Reg Varney drank one of them in Holiday on the Buses!
他是不是有点奇怪? 我不造 Is he a bit funny? I dunno.
他绝对是个gay 罗德尼 今晚我们也不知道还能不能愉快的跳舞(直译:跳舞的时候进退维谷) He's definitely a bandit that one. Tonight we dance with our backs to the wall, Rodney!
真想知道莫妮卡现在在干什么 Wonder what Monica's doing now?
为什么你不打电话问问米基皮尔斯 他可能会给你点提示 Well, why don't you phone Mickey Pearce, he might be able to throw some light on the subject!
我再也不要跟他讲话了! I don't talk to him no more!
你看啊 我不是你哥嘛 对吧? 你可以告诉我 你俩为什么闹别扭呀? Hey look - come on, I'm your brother ain't I eh? You can tell me. What broke you two up?
什么叫"我俩为什么闹别扭" 我发现他在和莫妮卡约会! What do you mean 'What broke us up?' I found out he was dating Monica!
不是说你和该死的皮尔斯 我是说你和那个胖姑娘! No, not you and Mickey bloody Pearce - you and the fat bird!
哦哦! 她觉得我很奇葩! 额 也不是那么奇葩 就是有些诡异! Oh! Well, she thought I was weird! Well not so much weird, more warped!
诡异? Warped?
是的 我有一些能让我兴奋的超赞的制服 Yeah. See I've got this fantasy! Uniforms, they turn me on!
制服? 你是说邮递员那样的衣服? Uniforms? You mean like postmen and that?
不不不 女式制服 像是护士装啊 空姐装啊 以及我的最爱---女警察装 No, women in uniforms. Nurses, air hostesses and my favourites, policewomen.
女警察装? 但是她们会逮捕你 那现在是在告诉我 莫妮卡她 Policewomen? But they nick you. So what you're trying to tell me is that this Monica bird,
不是很喜欢这种角色扮演的主意? 对…对嘛? the sort of like didn't go a bundle on this dressing up idea? Is that - that right?
哦 我没告诉她 我打算背着她偷偷进行来着 Oh I didn't tell her, I tried to do it without her knowing.
你丫的打算怎么把人打扮成朱丽叶布拉沃(英国一个电影的女主角 是个女警察) 而且还不被当事人察觉 How the hell do you dress someone up as Juliet Bravo without them twigging?
我本来打算在一段时期之内 慢慢来的 上周是她生日 I was going to do it gradually, over a period of time. Last week was her birthday, right,
然后我就在"希腊的帕特丽夏"的店里 给她买了一件蓝色毛边的套装 so I bought her one of them blue serge suits that Paddy the Greek was selling, right.
我已经给买了白色的 顶部是海军蓝的帽子 I already got her the hat, white with navy blue peak...
然后情人节的时候 我打算给她买黑丝 and then for Valentine's Day I was going to get her some black stockings
一些便于走路的皮鞋 至于圣诞节... and some of them sensible walking brogues right...then for Christmas...
一个口哨和一副手铐! 额滴个神呐 你应该庆幸莫妮卡只是离开你 A whistle and a set of handcuffs! Blimey you were lucky she gave you the elbow when she did,
那些警车能让你付出代价的你造嘛 莫妮卡对你的评价还真是正确的 those Panda cars cost a bomb you know. Monica's right about you, you know
你是挺反常的罗德尼 你这样是不道德的你造嘛 you're a pervo Rodney. That is immoral, you know that, don't you?
不道德! 你今天卖给别人了一辆老旧的还没有刹车的蝙蝠车好嘛! 那才是不道德小子 Immoral! Today you sold a clapped-out Batmobile with no brakes. That's immoral, son
那车没问题 它不是能跑嘛? There was nothing wrong with that car. It went didn't it?
是 它能跑 它就是不能停而已 你就像是参加光明节的烟卷厂厂长似的 Oh it went, yeah, just didn't stop. You're like the chairman of a cigarette company joining the Festival of Light.
你可以拿我的利益 但别把自己搅进这趟浑水里 You can die for my profit, but don't play with yourself in between.
好了好了罗德尼 我也不是说那车一点坏处也没有对吧 Alright, alright Rodney. Yeah, well I didn't mean the geezer no harm did I?
我明天早上会去看看他 然后付钱给他修一下刹车 这怎么样? I'll pop round and see him tomorrow and pay to have his brakes repaired. How's that?
这就对了 你为我办好那件事 我回报你一件事 That's good. If you do that for me I'll tell you what I'll do for you.
你放弃制服女警养成计划? You'll stop thinking about policewomen?
不 我愿意接受一半的卖车钱 No, I'll accept my 50 per cent of the profits.
哦 那我真是太感动了/我该说句说谢主隆恩吗 (注: my cup runneth over出自《希伯来圣经》 原意为我太幸福了 后常用作讽刺挖苦某人不够慷慨 ) Oh my cup runneth over.
一杯淡啤酒 先生请慢用 还有这位西非老大哥的"加勒比种马" 一共是七英镑 Half a lager for sir and a Caribbean Stallion for Mandingo. That'll be seven pounds.
七英镑 天哪这在我们那只要三英镑 Seven quid, blimey I can get that for three quid where I come from.
哦你们是泽西岛那旮旯来的吧 不用夸我机智 玩得开心点哦~ Oh you're from Jersey, are you? Enjoy your stay.
他在瞎BB啥泽西岛啊? What's he on about Jersey?
啊对了 酒保让我问下 再给你的高大上的"种马"加点炼乳怎么样? By the way, the barman said would you like some evaporated milk with that?
转告酒保他可以滚粗死一死了 Tell the barman to go and get stuffed.
-乐意之至 先生 -乐意你个大头鬼 - Thank you, sir. - Oh - thank you sir.
不 还不能行动 才七点四十 现在就去搭讪的话我们得请她们喝一整晚的酒了 No not yet it's only twenty to eight. If we pull them now we'll have to buy them drinks all night.
带她们去咱家不就好啦 But we could take them back to the flat.
这个可以有 我车库里正好攒了24升南斯拉夫产的雷司令葡萄酒 Hey that's an idea, I've got 24 litres of that Yugoslavian Riesling in the garage.
我们速度把祖父塞进(电)表柜里 就可以开个小派对嗨个够啦 We could pop old Grandad in the meter cupboard and have ourselves a little party.
简直不能更棒!上吧戴尔 用你的魅力分分钟拿下这俩妞 我看好你哦 Yeah, yeah, go on Del. You can charm a tortoise out of a shell you can. Go on.
好嘞 这就给你露一手 认真学着点 小子 Okay. Now you look, learn and listen, right.
-快点一杯干 我们该撤了 -喔你太牛了 牛到爆诶 - Drink up, we're leaving - Oh you are great, you are.
-泡妞技术哪家强 我家大哥领头羊 -别废话了快喝! - You're the last miracle left in the world. - Shut up and drink will yer!
-哈哈 好啦 这俩妹子是不是超火辣超正点? -辣(吓)死我了 我得喝口酒压压惊 (PS: 此处没按字面上翻,结合画面人物动作改译的) - Yeah, yeah, are they a couple of ravers? - They're a couple of geezers.
-我错了 - 你说啥? - I'm sorry. - What?
-我说我错了求原谅! - 想的美 - I said I'm sorry! - Shut up.
我真不知道咱去的是那种地方 你懂呆? I didn't know it was that sort of place, did I?
今晚真是够了 不明真相地泡了次gay吧 发现我弟弟是一变态制服控 A right bleeding night I've had. Become a member of a gay club, discovered me brother's a pervo,
还(愚蠢的)搭讪了俩变装辣妹的糙汉子 我都抱上去了我恶! 我告诉你罗德尼 今晚的事你对谁都不能说 had a close encounter with two dockers in drag! You'd better not tell anybody about this, Rodney.
我可还想维护我铁血真汉子的形象喂 I've got my macho reputation to uphold.
我警告你 我要听到有谁 哪怕就一个人 叫我娘炮基佬的话 看我打不死你 (the Naked Civil Servant最好加个注,我是查了维基联想出来的,求指教!) I'm warning you, if one person - just one - calls me the Naked Civil Servant, and I'll kill you.
别傻了喂"呆尔" 就这事有啥好到处炫耀的 Don't be silly Del. I'm hardly gonna go round bragging
啦啦啦我目击老哥泡妞不成反遇异装癖的全过程啦 这样? I saw my own brother trying to date a couple of transvestites am I?
你还敢说?当初看上她们的是你吧臭小子你-你给我快点闭嘴吧你 What? It was you who clocked them you - just shut up, shut up will you.
-戴尔 -闭嘴 - Del. - Shut up.
快看你左边角落那桌 俩美妞哎 Corner table to your left. A couple of birds.
哦你消停会行不行 俩-美-妞 八成是披着"妞"皮的"郎"吧 Oh don't start that again, a couple of birds. It's probably Hinge and Bracket out having a pint.
这次是货真价实的软妹子啊戴尔 目测一下前凸后翘 该长在哪就在哪哦 These are definitely feminine Del, all the lumps are in the right places this time.
好吧 那你说的是哪里? Yeah, where?
哎呀 我问的不是这个 你个白痴 我问她们人在哪里? No, I don't mean like that you wally, I mean where here?
很好这俩妞正是我的菜 好啦 快点 我们上!/加油 一举拿下！ Yes that will definitely suit me. Right, come on, bellies in!
这次我们表现正常点行不?你别牛皮吹上天 扯谎扯不圆 也不许在人前数落我! Let's just be ourselves this time shall we? None of your embarrassing lies! And don't try an' put me down!
-行!好吧!那你也不许泄露我真实年龄 -遵命! - Alright! Alright! And don't you say I'm 35. - Alright!
那这就走起吧 Come on then, into action.
抱歉哦 不好意思我手拙 把一辆白色捷豹E型跑车的钥匙弄掉地了 Whoops, sorry, look at that just dropped the keys to the white alpine E-Type Jaguar,
这车超炫酷的 搭载八轨道立体声 方向盘都是皮革质感! 不过车不是我的 是他的 eight track stereo, leather- look steering wheel! It's not my car, it's his.
对 对啊 车是我的! 干得漂亮戴尔! Yeah, yeah, it's my car! Cheers Del!
好说 其实我有辆法拉利 送修了 所以才坐他的捷豹的! That's alright. We're just using it while they service my Ferrari!
其实他35岁老男人一个! He's 35!
你坐下好吧-罗德尼 坐下来 好好歇会吧! Sit down will you - sit down Rodney, keep yer brains warm!
快点孩子 美女们 不介意我们加入你们吧 可以? 好嘞 Go on son. You didn't mind if we join you girls do you, no? Good.
这孩子是我弟 叫罗德尼 我叫戴尔 大名德里克 我名字很棒对不对? This is my brother Rodney, and I'm Del, that's short for Derek, nice name that innit eh - Derek?
-恩呐, 好名字 我叫妮基 她叫米歇尔 -妮基 米歇尔 你们的名字也棒棒哒! - Yeah, very nice. I'm Nicky, this is Michele. - Nicky and Michele, they're nice names!
-是还不错 不过没有我的名字叫起来响亮 不是吗? -哦 对 比你的"德里克"差远啦! - Yes! Not as nice as Derek though, is it, that name? - Oh no, not a patch on Derek!
Yes! Not as nice as Derek though, is it, that name? Oh no, not a patch on Derek! 对! 虽然没有德里克那么好 对吧 那名字? 没 和德里克没得比!
你常來么? Do you come here often?
我可不信你 我可不信你 I don't believe you, I don't believe you.
嗯 常來 我之前沒在这儿见过你！ Yes - quite often. I haven't seen you here before!
不不 那是因为 你知道-我们不怎么来伦敦 No, no, it's because we - you know - don't come to London very much.
噢 那你是哪里人? 帕卡姆 Oh, where do you come from then? Peckham.
老家是帕卡姆 但现在我们因为税务原因大部分时间在外地 Originally from Peckham. But we spend most of our time abroad now for tax reasons.
跟你说 我们现在正在国际专业网球巡回赛中 You know, yeah, we're on the international professional tennis circuit.
对 他是个专业级国际网球选手 我是他网球经理 Yeah, he's an international professional tennis player and I'm his manager.
那你一定听说过罗德尼 对罗德尼 体育新闻管他叫"火热罗德" You must have heard of Rodney, yeah Rodney. The sporting press call him Hot Rod.
好像没听过 他姓啥? 特罗特! Don't think I have. What's the surname? Trotter!
不好意思 一点印象都没有 Doesn't ring a bell, sorry.
不 不 那是因为我们主要 大型的美国网球联赛 懂了吧 No, no that's because we generally concentrate on the big American tournaments, you see.
你们参加过温布尔登网球公开赛么? Do you ever play Wimbledon?
没 没有 我们只参加著名的美国比赛 这刚打完迈尔密公开赛回来... No, no, we only do the big 'uns! We've jut come back from the Miami Open...
是么? 你们都没怎么晒黑呢 是吧? 没 没有 这是个室内的比赛 Really? You're not very tanned for Miami, are you? No, no, it was an indoor tournament.
我是说虽然它叫迈尔密"户外"赛可是却是在室内举行的 （Open也有户外一意 ） I mean they call it the Miami Open and then they go an' hold it indoors.
美国佬就这个调性 That's the Yanks or yer though eh?
好吧我们也不好抱怨因为他拿了冠军 他决赛击败了吉米·康纳利 （美国雪橇曲棍球运动员） Anyway we can't complain like because he won it, he did beat that Jimmy Connelly in the final.
吉米·康纳利? 你是不是想说吉米·康纳斯？（前世界排名第一的美国职业网球运动员） Jimmy Connelly? Don't you mean Jimmy Connors?
不是 他第一轮就把这傻逼淘汰出去了 9比1! No, he knocked that dildo out in the first round, nine sets to one!
其实我们是为了给火热罗德试新球棒才来的伦敦 Actually we're only in London to get Hot Rodney here measured up for a new bat.
那叫球拍! It's a racquet!
跟你说 老贵了 Bloody is the prices they charge, darling.
我们还想找机会让他草地上练习练习 No also we thought it might be an idea to give him some practice on grass you see.
因为在美国 他们都是用草皮的 (著名人造草皮品牌) Because over in the States they use that stuff called Astroturf.
你更喜欢哪个? 阿斯特罗还是草地? 啥? What do you prefer, Rodney? Pardon?
你更喜欢哪个? 阿斯特罗还是草地? What do you prefer? Astroturf or grass?
我不知道 我没抽过阿斯特罗特夫 ( 罗德尼将grass理解为烟草) I don't know. I've never smoked Astroturf.
你这个白痴! You wally!
哎 不是 我们其实不是专业网球选手! No, no, we're not really professional tennis players!
我们知道! 我们搞笑呢 We know! We're just having a laugh.
是啦 搞个笑呗 那你们到底是做什么的? Yeah, just having a laugh that's all. What do you really do?
我们是协和飞机的飞行员! (协和式超音速喷射客机) We're Concorde pilots!
给我点根雪茄好么 飙车小子? Light me up a cigar will you Rodders?
我们可算挖到金了! 戴尔小子! We have struck gold here Del Boy!
小子 这可是克朗代克 (加拿大育空河流域的黄金产地) 克朗代克哎 所有年轻人的梦想都寄托在这呢 是伐? It's the Klondike my son - the Klondike. I mean every bloke's dream innit, eh?
见到一對从切尔西来的夫妇带着他们自己的护具呢 Meeting a couple of sorts with their own pad in Chelsea.
希望是阁楼 我可以喜欢阁楼的那一类人呢 I hope it's a penthouse, because I'm a penthouse sort of person.
知道我说什么了吧 阳台-红色植物 就这个款型 Know what I mean, balconies - rubber plants, all that game.
嘿 如果我们可以下周五见他們也许我们可以在这过周末 Hey if we can see them next Friday perhaps we can stay for the weekend
太棒了 一起看《今日赛事》! (BBC足球节目) 真好, 不用花什么钱了对吧! Yeah, watch Match of the Day! Yeah, won't have to spend much will we!
应该不用花多少钱... Won't have to spend much...
老实说罗德尼 一遇到未知事物的归根究底 你就超抗拒 是不是？ Honestly Rodney, when it comes down to the nitty gritty you are completely devoid of any je ne said quoi ain't yer?
我是说 这可不是两等分的烈性啤酒一包猪皮就当一切如意的类型! I mean, these aren't your two halves of Stingo,a packet of pork scratchings and Bob's yer uncle type!
不不 我们会把它们带去一家伯尼客栈 (连锁英国餐厅) No, no, no, we'll take 'em to a Berni inn! Yes.
戴尔 我为你的经历和钱包折服 哎 他们的电话号码呢? I bow to your experience and wallet there Del. Hey, where' their phone number?
哦 她写在我雪茄盒上了 棒极了! 那么是哪个雪茄盒呀 戴尔 Oh she wrote it down on my cigar pack. Ace! What - what cigar pack's that then Del?
我刚给你的那个 The one I just gave you.
戴尔! 干啥? Del! Yeah?
那个雪茄盒? 嗯 You know that cigar pack? Yeah.
离这里还有1公里半的时候 我给扔窗户外面了! I threw it out the window about a mile and half back!
哦没事 Oh that's alright.
你啥? 你个蠢猪! You what? You pranny!
天了噜! 难以置信 我真是不能相信! God! I don't believe it. I just do not believe it!
看看你都干了什么好事罗德尼 你毁了博伊斯的捷豹E级轿车 Now look what you've done Rodney, you've smashed up Boycie's E-Type Jaguar.
我? 你刚才还开着呢 Me? You were driving it.
别特么跟我玩文字游戏 罗德尼! Don't play bloody word games with me, Rodney!
你特么和谁玩呢 你玩的啥游戏啊 你瞎了还是怎么着? What's your game pal. What is your game, are you blind or something?
我为了那小子跟你道歉 不过这车上的刹车是有点渣... I'm really sorry about that mate, but the brakes on this thing are a bit dicky...
你们! 我找你们两个白痴找了一整天了...快过来! You! I've been looking for you two Flaming Gollahs all day long...Now come here!
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