这一集语速比较快，有不对的地方欢迎弹幕指正
-It's true Greg quits being a lawyer? -Yeah.
-Greg不做律师是真的嘛? -嗯
I heard he flipped out and hijacked a bus with a bowling trophy.
我听说他疯了用保龄球杯去劫持一辆公交车
Have you been talking to Jane?
Jane是不是跟你说了什么?
Yeah, she's in here earlier, she's got moon pies and generic vodka.
嗯，她之前来过这，买了好丽友和二锅头
Oh, her mom's being in town.
哦对了，她妈妈过来找她了
Yeah I know, Greg just took a break from the laws so we can relax and enjoy life.
Greg只是暂时脱离繁忙的工作，放松一下
Excuse me, Miss? When you advertise double coupons
不好意思，女士，当你宣传双倍优惠券的时候
aren't you legally obligated to double whatever the value?
难道不是多少价格的优惠券都是双倍吗
Only the first dollar.
只有1元是双倍的
Just answer the question yes or no, please.
请回答是或不是
-It's not that simple. -Just answer the question, please.
-这没有你想象的那么简单 -请回答是或不是
It's nice that we get to grocery shop together.
我们一起出来购物，赶脚还不错
Waow x3, back up x3, $1.99, does that seem correct to you?
总共要1.99元？你没算错吧
You don't have to answer that.
女士，你不用跟他争
Honey, don't you want to take that relaxing drive down to the beach watching beautiful sunset?
亲爱的，说好的一起去沙滩看日落过二人世界呢
Just a second, there are on special for thirty cents a can.
等一下，30分的易拉罐应该是有特价的
Would you mind reading for everyone the advertised price on this particilar beverage?
你能读一下宣传单上的易拉罐价格嘛
排队的路人实力抢镜
It says 30 cents a can.
上面说30分一罐
-And what is 30 times 6? -I need a key.
-那么30*6是多少? -我需要计算器
-Honey, we'd miss that sunset. -We will come tomorrow.
-亲爱的，我们要错过日落了 -没事我们可以明天去
-30 times 6, that's $1.8, isn't ? -Say yes.
-30乘以6，应该是1.8元，对吧？ -别跟他争了，说"对的"
Sir, the individual can is on special, not the 6-pack.
先森，特价的只有单罐，6罐装的不优惠
-Oh, she just said yes. -Can you believe this?
-她的意思是你说的没错 -有没有搞错？
Essentially, they are charging 19 cents for the plastic can holder.
这样算下来我们要为6罐装的塑料包装付19分钱
I know, that's an outrage.
我知道，这很让人生气
Hang on, the woman who took up two packing spot is loading up her car.
等等，那个占了两个车位的女人正在往车上装东西
Perfect, I want to see her face when she reads my note.
太棒了，我正愁气没地方撒呢，我去去就来
Thank you for being so patient, every body. Impulse items on me. Gum, Batteries...
谢谢你们耐心等着,柜台边的东西你们挑吧,算我的.有口香糖,电池
Look at this, baby born with a blowhole. Who wants it?
看哪，杂志里说一个小孩生出来只有一个鼻孔，谁要看？
E04: Play Lady Play
第四话：论一个律师的自我修养
Ben ji zi mu you Fansub Group of With Backlighting ti gong
本集字幕由有逆光字幕组提供
TY&Timeline: Two hundred and ninety-nine
听译&时间轴:299
Proofread：Katydid & Barney
校对：蝈蝈 & 515616
Bige eunuch&Backup wife：Eleven
总监&后妻：11
Now just follow your breath in Ms.Tranquility.
深吸一口气，让自己平静下来
Breathing out loving kindness.
然后吐气，赶脚自己萌萌哒
-The woman named Explorer apologized to me. -Good,
-那个叫Explorer的女的向我道歉了(应该是那个停车的女的) -很好
Now why don't we let that go and just stay with our breath.
现在别去想别的事，注意力放在冥想上面
Who is kind of a halfhearted apology.
赶脚那个道歉不是发自内心的
Uhh. Breathe in. Now feel you lungs filling with Oxygen.
吸口气，让你的肺感觉充满了氧气
Feel that oxygen which blood traveling through your vein to your finger, your toe...
感觉那股氧气通过血液在你的手，脚之间的血管之间游走
Arteries, Arteries... I'm sorry?
-不是静脉，是动脉 -嗯？
Oxygenate blood travel out through arteries travel back to your veins.
富含氧气的血液从你的动脉出来流入静脉
-Thank you for that. -No problem.
-感谢你的纠正 -不客气
-Ignore that. Let's keep going. -It could be the pizza I ordered. -You ordered pizza?
-别关心敲门声，我们继续 -可能是我订的披萨到了？ -你定了披萨？
-I thought you want to meditate. -Well, you said it'd take half an hour.
-我以为你想要专心冥想的 -但是你说只要半个小时啊
I meant around half an hour.
我的意思是大约半个小时
Dharma, I don't know what's in your head unless you say it.
Dharma我不可能知道你脑袋里在想什么除非你说出来
Sometimes that's a good thing.
有的时候这也是一件好事
I'll grab us a couple of beers.
我去拿点啤酒
-Hi Donald. -Hi Dharma, you left your debit card at the market.
-嗨Donald -嗨Dharma, 你把你的借记卡落在超市了
It's not as a smart move.
你太不小心了，丢了很麻烦
Lost stolen debit card doesn't offer same legal protection as the credit cards.
借记卡丢了之后没有像信用卡那样有那么好的防范措施
-Is that the pizza? -No, it's Donald. I left my debit card at the market.
-是披萨到了吗 -不，是Donald来了，我把借记卡落在了超市
-How could you forget your debit card? -I don't know.
-你怎么能把借记卡落在超市呢 -我不知道
Oh, may be I got distracted when the woman named Explorer tried to back over you.
可能是因为我看到一个女的想碾死你，所以分心了
Noted, but you should be aware debit cards don't offer the same protection as credit cards.
很好笑，但是记住借记卡丢了之后没有像信用卡那样有那么好的防范措施
That's the word on the street.
大家都这么说
Would you like to come hang with us? Evidently we ordered a pizza.
你要进来跟我们一起吃披萨吗
-I can't. I got band pratice. -Oh, did you guys ever come up with a name? -Not yet.
-不行，我们乐队要练习 -你们乐队想好名字了吗？ -还没
I want to call it Apollo's Army, you know, after the great god music.
我想取名叫阿波罗军队, 你知道的，以那首伟大的歌曲来命名
这里的Apollo's Army的梗实在不知道是什么，知道的同学可以弹幕科普一下
But Stewie, he wants to call it Snot.
但是另一名成员Stewie,想取名叫鼻涕
Well, they are both... timeless.
嗯...两个名字都...蛮时尚的
No x3...Hold on, can we not stipulate that when I placed my order
等等，谁说我定了披萨
A covenant was created between me, the pizza order and you, the pizza maker
就意味着我跟你之间就达成了某种交易协议?
or should I say, alleged pizza maker. Because, I've seen no evidence to support the claim.
我还说你不是一个真的披萨店老板类，你有证据证明你是吗
No, I am calm. I am very calm. Look, pal, I meditate.
不，我很冷茎，非常冷茎！ 你看我还在冥想呢
Hey, would you mind if I tag along and listen to you guys' rehearse?
你介意我参加你们的乐队排练吗
Sure, I mean, we are not gonna very good, our drummer's out with mononucleosis.
我们的鼓手病了，今天可能排不好
Can you hold on a second? Hello?
你能稍微等一下嘛，有另一个电话进来
Oh, good yes, I was in you supermarket earlier today. And I bought some soda.
对的，我之前在你们的超市买过些苏打水
Can you hold on for a second?
你能稍微等一下嘛，我在通另一个电话
-You need a drummer? -Because I used to play. -Yeah, sure. -Let's go.
-你需要一个鼓手？ -我以前也玩鼓的，那走吧，我加入
-What about the pizza? -I had a feeling when it gets here, it's gonna have spit on it.
-那你们订的披萨怎么办 -我有强烈的感觉披萨送过来的时候一定被店老板吐过口水了
-I'm gonna play drums in Donald's band, bye! -Okay!
-我去Donald的乐队当鼓手，我走了，拜拜 -好的知道了
Okay, again, the individual soda can was on sale for 30 cents... You play drums?
我今天去超市的时候的呢，单罐苏打水卖30分...欸等等，你要去打鼓？
Well, we look like Apollo's Army, but we sound more like Snot, so probably go with Snot.
我们看上去像是阿波罗军队, 但是我们听上去像鼻涕，所以应该会取名叫鼻涕
-So you guys need a guitar player? -No. -Rowdy? -Sorry.
-所以你们需要一个吉他手？ -不 -乐队设备管理员？ -不好意思
How about if I just stand in the back in your free bird.
那我就在舞台后面喊“自由鸟”怎么样
Feed Bird:原本是Lynyrd Skynyrd乐队非常有名的吉他独奏曲，原本这个词的意思 是观众向乐队或者演唱者点歌，但是后来慢慢发展成讽刺嘲笑的意思
-Dharma, has Greg changed his diet? -No, why?
-Dharma，Greg更改了他的饮食习惯了么？-没有啊，为什么这么问
-Is he getting enough sleep? -Yeah. -How are his bowel movements?
-他睡眠质量怎么样？ -一觉睡天亮 -他的肠胃还好吗
-Abby, is there a problem? -Yah, your husband is out there acting like a big fat ass, pardon my french.
-Abby，有什么问题吗？ -你老公行为举止就像是一个翻版的谢耳朵
I know, he's driving me nuts. He keeps arguing about everything, it doesn't matter what, he has to be right.
我知道，他快把我逼疯了 不管什么，只要你觉得他不对，他都要跟你争论过
And if you disagree with him, he just keeps pushing *3...
如果你不同意他，他就步步紧逼，直到你同意为止
Sounds like a bowel problem to me.
对我而言，听上去就是一个肠胃问题
This is unbelievable. Abby, every time I say anything, I feel like I am on trial.
简直难以想象，Abby，我每次说了什么 我都感觉我像是在法庭里受审判一样
Well, maybe that's it. I mean, since Greg stops being a lawyer, that energy has to come out somehow.
我想，自从Greg不做律师了之后，他的精力就要以其他方式释放出来
Right, like when Larry quits being a rodeo clown, but couldn't stop taunting bulls.
对，就像Larry，当他不当斗牛士了，看到牛还是要去奚落一下
-That was a bad year. -I just... I don't know what to do. I mean, I've tried everything. I've been so patient.
-那是不愿回忆的一年 -我只是不知道要怎么做，我尝试了各种方法，我已经够耐心了
I mean I meditate with him so long my mantra's starting to annoy me. Nothing works.
我和他一起冥想太长时间甚至念冥想语都念到吐了，还是没用
-Have you tried engaging the energy? Are you back at them? -You mean a fight with him?
-你有试过集中他的精力吗？还是说你在逃避？ -你是说跟他吵一架？
Oh, honey, if you don't, he might feel compelled to get his needs met outside the home.
你不这样做的话，他可能觉得在家里得不到支持
-But I hate arguing. -Do you love him, Dharma?
-但是我讨厌吵架 -你爱他的话就要这样做
If we are gonna make band practice, we should go.
我们要走了，不然乐队排练就要赶不上了
-I completely disagree. -Honey, it's rush hour. -No, it's not.
-我不认为会来不及 -老婆，现在是高峰期啊亲 -不，不是
How could you say that?
你怎么睁眼说瞎话呢
I didn't.
没有啊
-What's the problem? -She loves you very very much.
-到底怎么回事？ -我只能说她非常非常耐你
I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never going to keep me down 你把我打倒，但是我会再一次爬起来战斗，你不可能永远把我打倒 歌名 "I Get Knocked Down"
(?￣△￣)?，歌一出又有半分钟不用翻译了
Alright!, this is the first we all finished simultaneously.
很棒！这是我们第一次演奏是同时结束的
That's the first time we actually played the same song.
这甚至是我们第一次听上去是演奏同一首曲子的
-Hello. -Hey, you must be Oliver's mom. -Yes, I am. And you are? -I'm Dharma Montgomery.
-你好 -你好，你一定是Oliver的妈妈了 -是的，你是... -我是Dharma Montgomery.
-And this is my hunsband Greg. -Hello. -Hello.
-这是我的丈夫Greg -你好 -你好
-And what are you doing here, Mrs. Montgomery? -I am the funky backbone to this rock'n'roll beast.
你在这干什么呢，Montgomery夫人? 我是这个乐队的节奏控制者
Mrs. Everstin, Dharma's taking Eddie's place, because he has mononucleosis.
Everstin夫人，Dharma补了Eddie的空缺，他得了单核细胞增多症来不了
-Which is erroneously known as kissing disease. -Especially with Eddie.
-又叫亲吻病 -满符合Eddie这种接吻狂魔的情况的
Excuse me, what did you pay for the soda?
我插一句，这个苏打水多少钱买的？
I don't recall.
我不记得了
Okay, well, I guess I'll be back in the house. Should you need me for any reason, kids?
那我就回我的房间了，你们有什么事需要我的吗？
Any reason at all.
什么事都行
I want this door left open.
那我就把这门开着了
Martine, there's a grown woman playing with Oliver!
Martine，有个成年女性在跟Oliver玩乐队！
So Mr. Montgomery, what do you think?
那么Montgomery先生，我们弹得怎么样？
You guys are great, althought, Dharma, I think you were draging the tempo just a little bit.
弹得不错，但是Dharma，我觉得你的节拍有点不稳
-Really, that's what you think? -I'm afraid so.
-你这样觉得？ -恐怕是的
I'm afraid you were wrong. I was rock-steady.
恐怕是你错了，我节拍稳得一逼
Honey, I put my stop watch to it. You went from 104 beats a minute down to 99 and back up to 108.
我给你记了下时，你从每分钟104下掉到了99下，然后又变成了108下
-Nice watch! -Thanks.
-手表不错 -谢谢
You can't keep time on a watch.
你不能用手表记时就说我节拍不对
Honey, listen to yourself. That's what watches do.
你听听你自己在说什么，手表功能就是记时啊
I know what watches do.
我知道手表是干什么的
Well, you don't have to get defensive.
尊上说过，错就是错对就是对，你不用非要辩解
Wrong again, I wasn't being defensive, I was being argumentative.
你又错了我是在摆事实讲道理
No, no, no, you were having an emotional reaction.
不，你只是觉得放不下脸死不承认而已
In a argument you state facts to support your case.
摆事实讲道理要有事实啊亲
Okay, you want a fact, I rocked!
行啊，你要事实是不是，事实就是我是一个很摇滚的人
No, "I rocked" is your thesis, you cannot restate your thesis as a supporting fact.
不，“很摇滚”只是一个主观陈述，你不能用一个主观陈述来作为事实
OK, now, you are just making stuff up.
现在你就是开始瞎编了
Oliver, you wouldn't have a copy of the American Debating Society Rules, would you?
Oliver，你不会刚好有《美国辩论协会规则》吧
No, we can probably download it off the net.
没有，但是我们可以从网上下
-Dharma, we will be right back. -No, you don't have to show me.
-Dharma我们去去就来 -别，你不用特意给我看那个
-We are not the only house in this culs-de-sac. -Sorry. -Okay.
-这个死胡同里不止我们一家 -不好意思
Sorry, my foot slipped.
不好意思，我脚滑了
-Give me the drink quality juice and extra antioxidants. ... -Ginko?
-给我杯优质的抗氧化果汁... -要银杏吗？（银杏有助于提高记忆力）
No, I'm drinking to forget.
不，我是来借喝消忆的
-Dharma, you've had a lot of juice. -I don't need a lecture.
-Dharma，你已经喝了很多了 -别给我上课
Give me a shot of spirulina and keep'em coming.
给我一杯螺旋藻，快点
-You wanna talk about it? -No.
-你想找个人聊聊嘛？ -不想
Uh oh, I just figure it out why they call these things smoothies.
噢不，我才发现为什么大家会把这玩意叫冰沙了(smooth 光滑的意思)
Just can't argue anymore. I'm exhausted. Last night, I woke him up because he was snoring.
完全无法沟通啊，心好累，昨天晚上，我把他叫醒因为他打呼噜
He said, "He wasn't", and I said, “how would you know”, you were sleeping.
他说他没打鼾，我说你一直睡着着你怎么知道
Well, 3 hours later, I'm forced to admit that since I had no witness, I have no case.
争论了3小时后，我累的只能承认因为我没有目击者，无法立案
Who do you have to mow to get the wheat grass around here?
难道牛吃草的时候还要“哞哞哞”地把人叫过来吗
-Where is he now? -I needed a break.
-他现在在哪？ -我需要休息
So I told him his parents said he had a very happy childhood.
所以我告诉他：他父母说他的童年时光很快乐
I give you an Exhibit C, a telegrem from hotel in Mallorca, Spain.
事例3：一份从西班牙马略卡岛来的电报：
Dear Gregory, sorry to hear camp "sucks", foundly, mom and dad.
亲爱的Greg，听到你说野营很糟糕，我们很遗憾，父亲母亲
Gregory, may I say something?
Gregory,我能说几句吗
You will be given an opportunity to rebut. I suggest, you take notes.
你会有机会反驳我的论点的，我建议你，先写下来
Thanksgiving break, 1978, a flight home from boarding school.
1978年感恩节，我从寄宿学校坐飞机回家
-Did my mother and father meet me at the airport? -Oh, for heaven's sakes, we sent you a "stretch".
-我的父亲母亲有去机场接我吗？ -我要说一句，我们可是派了一辆加长林肯去接你啊
We sent you a "stretch".
派了一辆加长林肯？
You mother wanted to send a town car.
你妈本来只想派一辆普通林肯来接你的
Edward, you are not helping.
Edward，你说这个有什么卵用
Dharma, he's a trained lawyer, he argues for a living.
Dharma他是一个受专业训练的律师，他靠跟人辩护谋生
You played by his rules, he's just gonna wear you down.
你跟他辩护，你绝对没好果子吃的
She's right. Greg and I are professional litigators.
他说的没错，像我跟Greg这样技能点全加到嘴炮上的律师
-I mean, you can't ask an ordinary people to successfully argue with... -Shut your pie hole.
-一个正常人肯定说不过我们的... -闭上你的大嘴巴
一句话解决战斗
You got get in there, you got hit him hard, fighting is like the sex.
你要过去，狠狠地打他，打架就像性生活
-The dirtier, the better. -I don't want to fight dirty.
-越阴越好 -我不想把他打得很惨
Do you love them, Dharma?
打是情骂是爱啊，Dharma
Oh, Danny boy, Danny boy, Danny boy I get knocked down, but I get up again, you're never going to keep me down 你把我打倒，但是我会再一次爬起来战斗，你不可能永远把我打倒 歌名 "I Get Knocked Down"
Thank you!
谢谢！
Okay, we will be back in 20. Meanwhile enjoy my parent's cocktail party.
我们20分钟后回来，你们可以喝点鸡尾酒，希望你们玩得愉快
We are Snot's Army.
我们乐队的名字叫鼻涕军队
-You guys sound great. -Thanks. -Really? -It rocks steady.
-你们的乐队非常棒！ -谢谢 -真的？ -真的我整个人都摇滚起来了
-But? -But nothing. -Okay I don't get this one.
-但是...？ -没有但是 -你还是那个8分31秒的Greg吗，怎么感觉不太一样
-Hey guys, you remember my parents? -Oh, yes, hi, nice to see you. -Hi. -Hi.
-你们还记得我的父母嘛？ -很高兴认识你们 -你们好
Thanks for helping Donald keep his little combo together.
非常感谢你们帮助Donald弄这个混合乐队
-It's so healthy for him to have outside activities. -It's not combo to band.
-对他来说，跟别人多接触接触很重要 -这不是混合乐队
Well, actually son it's either. Of course, if you had a string and a brass section, you'll be an orchestra.
如果你有弦乐乐器和铜管乐器，你就有一支管弦乐队了
Well, uh, technically, an orchestra also requires woodwinds.
事实上，管弦乐队还需要木管乐器
-Well, anyway, we think Donald's really cool, we like hanging out with him. -Do you hear that? Honey, Donie-Donc
-我们觉得Donald很酷，我们喜欢跟他一起玩 -你听到了么宝贝， 她说你很酷
We think he's pretty cool, too.
我们也觉得他很酷
Donald, honey, you are sweating. Why don't you go wash up in the an astringent while your pores are open.
Donald，你在流汗，你为什么不在你毛孔还打开的时候去把汗擦一擦
Mom!
妈妈别说了!
-Great said, Donald. -Thank you.
-Donald,做得好！ -谢谢！
This band is a big breakthrough for him. He has trouble making friends.
对他来说，乐队是个很好的跟人接触的机会，他不擅长交朋友
Yeah, because he's so smart that trouble communicating with kid at his own age.
是的，他太聪明了，以至于跟同龄人有点交流不来
Intelligence has nothing to do with it, he just has poor socialization skills.
科学表明，智力跟这个毫无关系，他只是社交能力比较差
-That's basically what I just said. -No, it isn't. Ability to get along with others has nothing to do with intellect.
-这不就是我说的嘛 -不是的，社交能力跟智商无关
Well, it's been my experience that many bright people can be extremely annoying.
我觉得很多聪明人是非常惹人厌烦的，比如某些人
-Donald, however, is just a little shy. -See, you just proved my point.
-但是Donald不惹人厌烦，只是有些内向而已 -所以你再一次证明了我的观点
Shyness is a result of poor socialization skills.
内向是缺少社交能力的结果
Donald can't get along with others because his parents didn't teach him how. No offense.
Donald跟别人不能好好相处的原因是 他父母没有教他如何跟人相处 没有冒犯的意思
No, honey, Donald can't get along with others because he was raised by a father who quotes encyclopedia at it. No offense.
不，是因为他受他父亲的影响， 而他父亲一直引用百科全书的内容 没有冒犯的意思
No, it's because he has a mother who thinks it's alright to point out her son's zits in public. No offence.
不，是因为他受他母亲的影响 而他母亲居然认为当众说她的儿子的毛孔是很正常的
I don't think you are in any position to point to somebody else's mother is being a poor parent.
你看看你自己的父母什么样子，你还有脸指责别人的父母?
Oh, you want to drag my mother into this?
你想把我妈也拉进这场争论中？
Oh, I'll dig up your grandmom if I have to.
如果有需要的话，我会把你奶奶也挖出来！
Okay, alright, my mother may have been a little distant, but that doesn't change my point.
我妈可能是不太有妈妈的样子，可是这并不违背我的观点
That he reason Donald get pansed everyday by the chess club is
Donald在学校被欺负的原因
cause he is the pasty offspring of Mr. and Ms. Poindexter here.
他跟他爸他妈一样都是书呆子
-No offense. -None taken.
-没有冒犯的意思 -没关系
I don't see how you can point to your mother as being distant when she lives inside your head.
我不明白你妈对你如此冷漠 你还有什么资格论述你的观点
Okay, Okay, you want to talk about mothers and fathers?
行啊，你想聊父母是吧，那来(si bi)吧
Let's talk about a woman who can't even call her parents mother and father, that will make them authority figures.
让我们聊聊那个因为父母没有结婚无法叫他们爸爸妈妈的人
-That is true, the titles of father and mother do establish... -Shut up！
-这话不假，父母的头衔确实需要... -闭嘴！
Oh my god, look, Greg, I found your mother's heart.
看Greg，我找到你妈妈的冰冷冷的心了
Melt it, and we got your father's brain.
融化了，我们就得到你爸爸脑袋里的东西了
-At least, my mother is ... carry me and who -Your father can't even...
-至少我妈妈养育我... -你爸爸甚至都...
-Do you wanna go? -Yeah.
-咱们闪？ -嗯
It's kind of nice to embarrass ourselves in front of other people's parents for a change.
在别人的父母面前把自己弄得很尴尬，感觉还不错呵
-Dharma, thank you. -For what?
-老婆,谢谢你 -谢什么？
For arguing with me. For showing me how my obssesion was being rised and kept me from achieving any peace of mind and serenity.
谢谢你让我明白了我的无理取闹并让我学会了如何从容面对一切
-That's not exactly why I did it. -Well, it worked, it doesn't matter why.
-这并不是我做这些事的原因 -有用就好，原因不重要
Oh, no, see, cause you are a lawyer, and you had no outlet for you argument of nature……
你看，因为你是个律师，而你找不到一个论据
So just kind letting you get out of your system. -Okay, whatever. -No, not whatever. I want you to see the difference here.
-于是你本能地躲开了这个争论 -好吧，你开心就好 -不，我想让你看到其中的不同
-It doesn't matter. -Yes, it does. I want the record to quickly reflect my motivations. -So stipulated.
-这不重要 -这当然重要，我想让你知道我的动机 -太固执了
-Don't you "stipulate" me. I am right and I can prove it. -Dharma, there's nothing to prove.
-我是对的并且我能证明 -老婆，没有东西要证明
Yes, there's everything to prove and nothing to gain.
每件事都要证明过的，没有东西是不证明就能获得的
-You are not making any sense. -Haha, so you agree.
-你这根本说不通 -哈哈，所以你认同我
So, sorry we have to kick you out of the band. Oh. My parents sort of insisted.
我们把你提出乐队，挺对不住的，我父母坚持没办法
-Yeah, that's okay. -You see their point. -Oh, yeah, they are doing the right thing.
-没事 -你知道为什么的 -当然，他们没做错
-Well, here's your cut of our gig. -$12.5, sweet!
-这是你的分成 -12.5元，赞！
You didn't fill out your W2, so I'm gonna have $10.99 at the end of the year.
你没有填W2工资报税表，所以我只拿到了10.99美元
-Okay, I'll set some aside. -Well. I should get going, because I am not really supposed to be here. -Gotya, bye.
-好，我会把多出的那部分存起来的 -我要走了，我真的不应该呆在这里 -懂的，拜拜
Dharma!
-So what now, the drums go back to your parents? -No, actually, I have a chance to audition for another band. -Really?
-所以现在鼓又送回到你父母地方了？ -没有，事实上我有另一个乐队的试演机会 -真的？
-Wanna come along? -I don't think so. I kind of have my fill-up garage bands.
-想一起去嘛 -还是算了，车库乐队我参与的够多了
-It will be fun! -It's okay, it's your thing, you don't need me tagging along.
-会很有趣的 -没关系，这是你自己的事，你不需要我陪你的
Alright, i don't want to argue.
好吧，我不想跟你争论这个
1, 2, 3, 4!
-Alright, fine, you count it. -I'll count it. 1..2..3..4..
-好吧还是你来打节奏吧 -好我打节奏
鲍勃·迪伦（Bob Dylan） 从1961年发布首张专辑至今 迪伦在流行音乐界和文化界起到的影响已超过50年。
-Yeah. -Cool!
-不错 -爽！
-Okay, Bob, you wanna sing anything else? -Merengue.
-Bob，你想弹其他的嘛 -Merengue曲子怎么样
-Poker. -Okay, let me see, you play Poker and I'll see first.
-Poker呢 -你先弹一段我看看
That's kind of too funky for your style, right?
会不会节奏太欢快了
Not at all.
一点也没有
-So can I play with you guys? Do I get the job? -Well, we don't know yet.
-所以我能跟你们一起玩吗，我拿到这份工作了么 -现在还不确定
-Do you want me to play some more? So you can decide? -No.
-你想让我多弹一段吗，这样你能决定了？ -不用不用
感谢观赏
-I got a van. -You got a van? -Actually, could you guys help me load up my stuff?
-我有一辆货车 -你有一辆货车？ -话说你们能帮我把东西装上车嘛
Sure.
好哒
Cool. Okay.
酷