我对上天发誓 如果你再捡起一个球 任何球 I swear to god -- if you pick up one more ball, any ball,
只要你活着 你就会变成行尸走肉 for as long as you live,you're a dead boy walking!
嗷 ohh!
哦 我的天啊 Oh, my god.
亲爱的 你还好吗 Honey, are you okay?
发生什么了 Adam 发生什么了 What happened? What happened, Adam?
Samantha 从她窗户那冲我扔棒球 Samantha threw the base ball at me through her window,
打碎了窗户 through the glass.
胡说八道 你个小兔崽子 That's a lie, you little weasel!
Sam 那个鼻环要在军校里完全酷不起来 Sam, that nose ring wouldn't really fly at military school,
你不这么认为吗 Do you think?
妈妈 Adam在偷笑 你看他 Mom, Adam's smirking. Look at him.
诶 站起来 Hey, get up.
谁告诉你女生都很蠢的 Who taught you that girls were stupid, huh?
我知道反正不是我 I know it wasn't me.
我给你次警告 So let me give you a word of warning, pal.
这是你的底线了 You can only push us so far before we snap,
你知道 荷尔蒙这玩意 you know, the hormone thing.
你站起来 去拿球 So you get up,you get that ball,
然后把它拿给我 and you bring it to me right now.
省省你的表演吧 我们都看透你了 Save the drama. we're all on to you.
谢谢 Thank you.
然后你得付补窗户的钱 And you're paying for the window.
但我 哎 but I --ah.
谢谢你们等我 Thanks for waiting.
你没打电话 我们都饿了 You didn't call. We were hungry.
我猜你会跟往常一样回来比较晚 I figured you'd be really late, as usual.
嗯... Mm-hmm.
你错过了精彩的部分 You did miss all the excitement, though.
Adam又打碎了一扇窗户 Adam broke another window.
这是你今年打碎的第几个了 亲爱的 10个 What does that make this year, honey, 10?
好在你爸这么努力工作来为你付这些 It's a good thing your dad works so hard to pay for all that.
你说过要我付的 You said I had to pay for it.
- 我能插句话吗 - 嗯 - May I? - Mm-hmm.
由于你才12岁 你并没有工作 Since you're only 12, and you don't really have a job,
你的钱压根就不是你的 Your money isn't really yours at all.
不 是我的 是我的零花钱 Yes, it is. It's my allowance.
你以为那些钱从哪来的 Where do you think that money comes from?
爸爸 你个傻子 Dad -- You idiot.
行了 每个人都麻烦安静点 All right, everybody calm down, please.
精彩结束了 Excitement's over.
能给我盛点饭吗 May I?
够了 That's good.
Jack 我们需要聊聊 Jack, we need to talk.
聊什么 About what?
聊这段感情 About this relationship.
噢 别吧 别再聊了 Oh, Come on, please, just not again.
我们只会争吵 我不想再这样过下去了 All we do is fight. I don't want to live that way anymore.
每个人都吵 Everybody fights.
有些人一辈子都这么过 Some people stay married their whole lives
比我们还缺爱 with a lot less love than we have.
我不想成为他们中的一个 I don't want to be one of those people.
我不想一辈子都在后悔 I don't want to spend my life regretting
我们原本有机会更开心 但没有选择 that we all had a chance to be happy and didn't take it.
我们不再适合彼此了 We're not good together anymore.
别啊 Katie Come on, Katie.
我们可以再试一次 We can try one more time.
我们不还有孩子们吗 Don't we owe the kids at least that much?
我们接着去看看那个心理医生 I mean, go see that --that therapist guy.
我们试过了 并没有用 We tried that. It hasn't worked.
你不记得我们刚结婚的时候 Don't you remember when we were first married,
你觉着我又有趣又性感 And -- and you thought I was funny and sexy...
而且很吸引人 and attractive?
你现在连我的笑话都不笑了 You don't even laugh at my jokes anymore.
你很久都不想碰我了 You haven't wanted to touch me in ages.
并且在过去的几年里 我做的任何事情都不对 And in the past few years, nothing I do is right.
这摧毁了我们的一切 I think it's destroying all of us.
我不明白为什么会这样 I don't understand how this happened.
行吧 行 我会去找个地方 Okay. Okay, I'll go find a place.
你跟孩子们待在一起 You stay here with the kids.
孩子们比起父亲更需要妈妈 Kids need their moms a lot more than they need their dads.
嗯 不一定 Well, t-that's not true.
行吧 也许是 或许不是 但... Well, maybe it is, and maybe it isn't, but...
你们应该待在一起 You guys should stay here.
我不认为我们现在就该告诉他们 I don't think we should tell them right away,
至少在你找到个地方之前 at least not until you find a place.
行吧 Fine.
不全是这么糟糕的 是吗 It wasn't all bad, was it?
不 Jack 不是 No, Jack, it wasn't.
我们有2个很棒的孩子 对吗 We have 2 great kids, don't we?
是的 我们有 Yeah, we do.
我该怎么办 What am I gonna do?
♪独自生活♪ ♪Living alone♪
♪想着我的朋友们♪ ♪I think about the friends I've known♪
♪但当我打起电话时♪ ♪But when I dial the telephone♪
♪无人在家♪ ♪Nobody's home♪
♪孤身一人♪ ♪All by myself♪
♪不想再♪ ♪Don't wanna be♪
♪孤身一人♪ ♪All by myself♪
♪永远不再♪ ♪Anymore♪
♪很难去相信♪ ♪It's hard to be sure♪
♪有时的我如此畏惧♪ ♪Sometimes I feel so insecure♪
宝贝 我到家了 Honey, I'm home.
♪爱那么遥远，那么朦胧♪ ♪And love so distant and obscure♪
♪仍疗此伤♪ ♪Remains the cure♪
♪独自生活♪ ♪Living alone♪
我懂了 我懂了 I get it! I get it!
行了 I get it!
亲爱的把鼻环取下来 Take the nose ring out, dear.
别给我在这弄这些 We don't do that sort of thing here.
妈妈 Mother.
谢谢你们来 Thanks for dressing.
你想要点雪莉酒吗 Do you want a little sherry?
嗯 谢谢 Yes, please.
我没在跟你说话 I don't believe I was speaking to you.
我就不用了 谢谢妈妈 Nothing for me, Thanks, mother.
Mary Mary?
嗨 大家好 Hi, guys.
好 Mary 你好 Mary Hi, Mary. Hi, Mary.
Mary 我能来一小杯雪莉酒吗 Mary, can I have a small sherry?
当然 如果你自己去做一杯 Yes, you can, if you get it yourself.
我不能给你又做晚饭还调鸡尾酒 I can't cook your whole damn dinner and serve cocktails, too.
你也不该这样 Mary 我来吧 Nor should you, Mary. I'll do it.
Dorothy 我给你调点什么 Dorothy, what can I get for you?
在我过去的50年里的每一个晚上 What I've had every single night of my life
我都喝的什么 Jack for the last 50 years, Jack.
雪莉酒 对 Sherry, right.
Kate Kate?
孩子们呢 Kids?
可乐 Coke.
这会腐蚀你们的牙齿 It'll rot your teeth.
我们知道 We know.
孩子们 你们为什么不去帮帮你爸爸 Children, Why don't you go help your father?
行 我想我们能坐下来了 Well, I suppose we can sit down.
噢 是吗 Oh, can we?
别管了 我把一切都吩咐给Mary Keep it up, and I'll leave everything to Mary.
所以 是什么原因让你这周过来 So, What cause have you taken up this week?
并且看起来心碎到血流至死 And do bleeding-heart liberals ever bleed to death?
我们可以别这样了吗 妈妈 Could we please not do this, mother?
行吧 我换个话题 Fine. I'll change the subject.
你跟Jack今天又吵架了吗 Did you and Jack have another fight today?
没 我俩不再吵了 No. We're not fighting anymore, mother.
我们俩分居了 We're separating.
所以说你从来没有过销售的经验 So you've had no experience in sales.
嗯 我当然有 Well, sure I have.
我一直卖东西给我的家人 I sell things to my family all the time,
比如吃蔬菜 做作业这些 Like eating vegetables, doing their homework,
你懂的 就是他们不想做的事情 You know, things they don't want to do.
这些是最难推销的 that's the ultimate hard sell.
好吧 这并不是我们在这卖的东西 Well, that's not exactly what we're selling here.
我想要的是一个 What I really need is someone
有销售和时尚经验的人 with sales and fashion experience,
但你不是 and you're not it.
我不觉着你卖的东西能被称为...时尚 I wouldn't exactly call what you sell here...fashion.
我不知道 I don't know.
我不知道我该让你做些什么 I don't know what I would do with you.
染的很漂亮 Martha Nice streaks, Martha.
它们看上去美极了 They look fabulous.
亲爱的 你不会单身很长时间的 You won't be single for long, honey.
所以呢 你又不是一个美发师 So, what -- you're not a hair stylist.
你也不是美甲师对吗 You're not a manicurist, right?
你不是那些... You're nothing that --
你是谁 What are you?
我想我是那个知道 I guess I'm someone who knew
染发在90年代就过时了的那个人 that streaks were pretty much finished in the '90s.
谢谢 Thank you.
哦 嘿 染发不是 Oh, Hey, streaks are not --
我决定我们可以在10号那周展示出来 I think we should show it the week of the 10th,
然后预定下看房 当我们能知道... and Let's book the inspection --when can we get --
什么 15号 What, the 15th?
嗯 因为我想一个人做这些 Yeah, 'cause I'd like to have all that done.
行吧 很好 谢谢了 Okay? Terrific. Thanks.
我能帮你什么吗 Can I help you?
或者你只是一整天都想站在这 Or do you just want to stand there all day?
我正打算在这站一整天 I was thinking about standing here all day.
很适合你 Suit yourself.
你想知道为什么吗 Want to know why?
当然 Sure.
这到底在干嘛 这有点悲伤 What the hell? It's a little slow. I get time.
因为你是一个快到40岁的女人 Because if you're a woman rapidly approaching 40,
然后你之前犯了一个愚蠢的难以置信的错误 and you've made the unbelievably stupid mistake
想着养育家庭是一件很不错的事 of thinking that trying to raise a family was a good thing --
你所做的一切是做一位妻子一个母亲 all you ever wanted to do was be a wife and a mother,
然后你的孩子长大了 and your children grow up,
他们等不及去离开你 and they can't wait to get away from you.
然后你的婚姻破裂 and your marriage is falling apart,
所以你尝试去的从头开始 却发现毫无技能 so you try to start over with no skills whatsoever.
然而你听到的歌全特么那首 “孤身一人” and all you hear is that damn song -- "all by myself,"
然后你也就只能站在这了 Then you would just stand here, too!
你是对的 You're right.
那首歌的确很闹心 That's song's irritating.
你想进来喝杯咖啡吗 You want to come in for a cup of coffee?
好 Okay.
Brad Mac 这是... Brad, Mac, this is --
你叫什么名字 What's your name?
噢 Kate Kate Mayer Oh, Kate. Kate Mayer.
嗨 Kate 我叫Maggie Hey, Kate, I'm Maggie.
嗨 Maggie Hi, Maggie.
这是谁的面包（与Brad同音）又是谁的苹果电脑 （与Mac同音） Which one's Brad,and which one's Mac?
嗨 我是Brad Hi. I'm Brad.
我只是在逗你 我叫Mcnally 简称Mac I'm just kidding. I'm Mcnally, Mac for short.
然后这是Brad And this is Brad, just Brad.
Kate度过了特别丧的一天 Kate's having a really bad day.
她对未来的一切不知所措 She doesn't know whether to go left or right,
所以我邀她进来喝杯咖啡 So I invited her in for a cup of joe.
好的 我来做一杯 要加奶或者糖吗 Great. Let me get that. Cream, sugar?
- 黑咖啡 谢谢 - 好的 - Black, please. - Okay.
诶 你为什么不休息一下 Hey, why don't you come take a load off?
唔 Brad Uh, Brad...
她又不会咬人 She won't bite.
放松下嘛 Take a break.
给你的 Here you go.
谢谢 Thank you.
我为这一切感到抱歉 I'm sorry about all this.
我当时只是有点情绪 I was just having a moment out there,
然后Maggie觉着我可怜 and Maggie here took pity on me.
不 这没啥 真的 无需解释 No, it's fine, really. No explanation needed.
看看我为谁工作 Look at who I have working for me.
如果我还没开始讨厌你的话 我就该对你发火了 If I didn't hate you already, I'd take offense to that.
明白我说的了吗 See what I mean?
你压根不需要一个前台 You don't really need a receptionist.
你只是给我这个工作 You're not just offering me this job
看在我可怜的份上 'cause you feel sorry for me --
一个即将分居的两个孩子的母亲 a soon-to-be-separated mother of 2?
不 我的确需要一个前台 No. I really need a receptionist.
Maggie和我经常外出 至于Brad Maggie and I are out all the time, and Brad,
你也知道 不爱接电话 所以... You know, doesn't like to answer the phones, so...
他说过话吗 Does he ever talk?
你知道 他... 他只是一个不合群的人 You know, he -- he's not really a people person.
他很好 只不过不合群 He's brilliant, just not a people person.
你不觉得对于他而言这其实不是一份好工作 Kind of a bad job for him to have then, don't you think?
嗯 他...他在解决这个问题 Yeah, Well, he -- he's working on it.
好吧 所以 你想让我什么时候上班 Okay, so, when do you want me to start?
你什么时候方便 When's good for you?
明天怎么样 How's tomorrow?
挺好的 嗯 Great. Okay.
那就好 That's terrific.
谢谢 谢谢你 真的很感谢 Thank you. Thank you very much.
那明天见 and I'll see you tomorrow.
嗯 挺好的 Yeah, terrific. Great.
好 拜 Okay, bye-bye.
所以你雇她了 So you hired her?
嗯 Yeah.
她还挺可爱的 She's cute.
哦 闭嘴 Oh, shut up.
嗨 Hi.
你今天怎么样 How was your day?
挺好的 Good.
那就好 Good.
我找到份工作了 I got a job.
好 Good.
重复一遍我刚刚所说的 Repeat back to me what I just said.
你 You --
你说你今天过的很好 跟往常一样 You said you had a good day, and you did the usual.
你在法院上不会这么做吧 You don't do that in court, do you?
怎么做 Do what?
胡编乱造些东西 Make up stuff.
不 我不乱编东西 No, I don't make up stuff.
我刚刚说 我得到了份工作 I just said,"I got a job."
你是怎么从这句话里得出"跟往常一样" 这个结论的 How you got "the usual"out of that, I'm not sure.
等等 你找到了工作 Wait a second. You got a job?
什么样的工作 What kind of job?
我将会在一家房产中介做前台 I'm gonna be a receptionist at a real estate office.
前台 这顶多能支撑带孩子的费用 A receptionist? That'll barely cover sitter cost.
这有什么意义 What is the point of that?
我指的是 别这样 Kate I mean, Come on, Kate.
这难道不是一个又蠢又不划算的事情吗 Isn't that kind of silly and counter productive?
也许是 但你总得从某个地方开始啊 Jack Maybe it is, but you got to start somewhere, Jack.
嗨 Hi.
早上好 Morning.
呜呜 va-va-voom!
别对她图谋不轨 Mac Keep your hands off of her, Mac.
我是弯的 Maggie 认为说些 I'm gay. Maggie thinks it's hysterically funny
反同的笑话很有趣 to make little homophobic jokes about it.
你是弯的 You're gay?
是啊 别在意 这又不会传染 Yep. But don't worry. It's not contagious.
我敢打赌她从来没有近距离接触过同性恋 I bet she's never met a gay person up close and personal.
都2002年了这怎么可能 How is that possible in 2002?
不不不 我见过几个 No, No, No. I-I've met a few.
只是他们跟你不太一样 It's just they don't usually look like you.
是吗 Do they?
我可以穿件格子衬衫 I've got a plaid shirt I could slip into.
我尝试穿过一次 但不是我的菜 I tried it once. Wasn't my cup of tea.
没人问你 No one really asked you.
我错了 I'm sorry.
但如果你介意的话… But if this bothers you...
我觉着这让你变得比我之前想的 No actually I think it probably makes you more interesting
更有趣了 Than I thought you were.
真的吗 Really?
我不是那个意思 I didn't mean that.
我想说的是 W-what I meant to say was...
我认为人们应该做自己 I think people should be able to be whoever they are.
这是你的桌子 This is your desk.
我们给你准备好了 去吧 We set it up for you,so there you go.
谢谢 Thank you.
就接接电话 说 "海斯地产" Just answer the phones --"hays realty."
你知道的 转接来电 记下留言 You know, transfer calls. Take messages.
就这些吗 That's it?
就这些 And that's it.
唔 这就跟偷钱样的 不是吗 Well, it's kind of like stealing money, isn't it?
算是吧 你该知道 我觉着这份工作的意义在于开心 It is kind of. You know, I think the point to this job is to have some fun.
因为我们这的大多数都不咋开心 Because most of us here haven't had much.
我们如行尸走肉 We are the walking wounded.
我不是行尸走肉 I-I am not the walking wounded.
不 你是 Yes, you are.
不 我不是 No, I'm not.
是 你是啊 Yes, you are.
我不知道我为什么要忍受这种摧残 I don't know why I put up with this abuse.
因为你爱我们 'cause you love us.
不 我不爱 不 你爱 No, I don't. Yes, you do.
看 这跟偷钱还是有点区别的 See, it's not really like stealing money.
谢谢你们让我在重返职场时毫无痛苦 Thanks, you guys, for making my re-entry painless.
我们很乐意 Our pleasure.
你回家看看你的孩子 我们会锁门的 You go on and see your kids, and we'll lock up.
好的 晚安 Okay. Good night.
安 Night.
今晚也要开心 Have a good one.
你也是 You too.
你喜欢她 You like her.
我能看出来 I can tell.
你能不能不要把我往每一个从特么那个门里 Will you stop trying to set me up with every woman
进来的女人身上凑 that walks through that damn door?
你知道吗 你是个傻子 You know what --you're an idiot!
因为你相信 如果一个人是同性恋 Because you believe if a person is gay,
他们就会喜欢每一个跟他同性的人 that they like all people of the same sex,
我们就像鲨鱼样从不区别其他的生物 That we are indiscriminate shark like creatures
从来不睡觉 就等着下一个猎物 Who never sleep, who are just looking for our next victim.
诶 你猜猜看 Well, guess what?
我们中的某些人的确会去辨别 Some of us actually do discriminate
并且不会想跟任何一个活着的女人睡觉 And don't want to sleep with every woman who ever lived,
顺便说一句 Which, by the way,
如果这是真的 这包括我们的母亲 If that were true, would include our mothers.
并且 是的据最新消息 我喜欢她 我也喜欢你 And, Yes, I like her. News flash -- I like you, too.
这并不代表我也想跟你睡 It doesn't mean I want to sleep with you either.
- 明白了吗 - 明白了 - Got it?- Got it.
很好 Good.
我们走吧 我要转接你的电话吗 你不能 Let's go, guys. Should I forward calls to your cell? You won't be able to.
你们收不到吗 Are you gonna be out of range?
不 因为你要跟我们一起去商会 No, you will be. You're coming with us on the caravan.
什么是商会 What's a caravan?
你看过任何杂志或书吗 Have you read any magazines, a book, anything?
商会是所有经纪人聚在一起 A caravan's what all the brokers go on
看看市场上所有的新房子 to see all the new houses that are on the market.
Mac Brad不来吗 Mac, isn't Brad coming?
你知道的 他不喜欢商会 You know, he doesn't like the caravans.
好吧 那他为什么过来 Well, why does he Come on them?
新鲜空气 Fresh air.
Maggie 我知道这不关我事 Maggie, I know it's none of my business,
但看上去Brad并不适合他的工作 But it seems like Brad's not very good at his job.
没错 That is correct.
那为什么Mac不开除他 Then why doesn't Mac fire him?
你别说是我说的 You didn't hear this from me,
但是Brad曾经是一家网络公司的电脑奇才 But Brad used to be a computer geek at a dot-com.
然后公司黄了 Mac就把他招来了 It went under, and Mac brought him here.
另外 Mac永远不会解雇人 Besides, Mac can never fire anyone.
这是一种近乎荒谬的忠诚 不是吗 That's loyalty to the point of absurdity, isn't it?
是的 Yeah.
并且这句话你千万别说是从我这听来的 And this is the part you really didn't hear from me --
他是她前任的哥哥 He's her ex-lover's brother.
好吧 那为什么她前任不帮帮他 Well, why doesn't she help him?
这不可能 That'd be hard.
她去世了 She's dead.
太糟了 Yuck.
Maggie Maggie.
不好意思 Sorry.
我觉着它还有救 I think it has potential.
你觉着一切都有发展机会 You think everything has potential.
你拆掉那些跟茅屋奶酪样的天花板 You scrap off those cottage-cheese ceilings,
安上新的照明装置 You get the new lighting fixtures,
装上现成的橱柜 You get the premade, ready-to-hang cabinets,
买一条全新的便宜的钢质厨具 Get a whole new line of the cheapo steel appliances,
把墙刷的白白的 这就是一个男同梦想中的房子 Paint it white white,and it's a gay man's dream.
什么 What?
我不对么 Am I right?
海斯房产 Hays realty.
请问您是... May I ask who's calling, please?
稍等一下 Just one moment.
是Brubaker先生 It's a Mr. Brubaker.
您好 Brubaker先生 Hello, Mr. Brubaker.
嗯嗯 Mm-hmm.
不错 Great.
我什么时候把文件给您带来 When can I bring over the paperwork?
嗯啊 没事 明天早上挺好的 uh-huh. No, tomorrow morning's fine.
好的 拜拜 Okay. bye-bye.
- 成了 - 成了 - Yeah? - Yeah.
我们这里有一个传统 We have a tradition here.
每次当有房子卖出去的时候 我们就出去庆祝一顿 我请客 Any time a house is sold, we go out and celebrate -- my treat.
Carl 我晚上会晚点回来并且会喝点酒 好的 再见 Carl, I'll be late and drunk. Okay, bye.
一起吗 Want to come?
当然 我让Jack看下孩子 Sure. I'll ask Jack to stay with the kids.
跟他说你有工作会议就好了 You know, I have a suggestion. Let's just tell him you have a business meeting.
别跟他说你会喝多 Leave out the drinking and drunk part.
好的 Okay.
上车再打 走吧 Call from the car. Come on.
走吧Kate Come on, Kate.
嘿 Hey, JJ.
嘿朋友们 Hey, guys.
现在 买价和卖价一样吗 All right. Now, was the purchase price the selling price?
你猜 You bet.
好吧 到我了 All right. My round.
你要猜啥 What are you gonna have?
然后那群人说 And so this guy says,
地毯也算这个房子价里面的吧 "Does the carpet come with the house?"
然后我说 整个地板地毯全覆盖的 and I say,"It's wall-to-wall.
你觉着呢 What do you think?"
然后他是说 "我不知道" And then he says,"I don't know."
然后我说 And then I say,
你是我见过的最蠢的人 "You are the biggest moronic think I've ever met."
然后我说 And then I say --
就像一部没有结尾的迷你剧 It's like a damn miniseries with no end to it,
不像"南太平洋" Not unlike "south pacific" --
很美的布景 但没内涵 Nice scenery, no real point to it.
什么 你居然开口说话了 What, now you speak?
顺便说句 那不是个迷你剧 And by the way, It wasn't a miniseries.
那是个戏剧 然后拍了电影 It was a play, then a movie,
然后是一部极烂的电视剧 Then a badly miscast tv movie.
此外 我恨你 By they way, I hate you.
我觉着该喝下一轮了 I think it's time for another round.
嗯啊 Brad 你来买 Yeah, Brad, you're buying.
什么 Mac经常买单啊 What? Mac always pays.
是啊 她的钱就是你的钱嘛 Yeah, Well, her money is your money,
所以这有什么区别 So what difference does it make?
诶 当个同性恋是什么感觉 Hey, what's it like being gay?
好吧 你不会拐弯抹角吧 Well, you don't beat around the bush, do you?
呃 不会 uh...No.
我不知道 I don't know.
有一双蓝眼睛是什么感觉 What's it like having blue eyes?
我想我应该喝多了 You know, I think I must be a little bit drunk,
因为也许这是 Because maybe that was
一个特别愚蠢的问题 an incredibly stupid question to ask you.
没事 It's okay.
当一个同性恋就像去参演一场怪物表演 Being gay is kind of like being part of a freak show.
就像 人们站在笼子别盯着你 You know, people like to stop by the cage and stare.
我想我所指的是 I think what I meant was
你是什么时候第一次发现你喜欢女人的 When did you first know that you were attracted to women?
就像 你什么时候决定 "就这样吧 我是同性恋" Like, when did you decide,"that's it, I'm gay"?
这并不是个决定 It's not really a decision.
并且 呃... 我想我一直都知道 And, uh...I think I've always known.
这一定很困难 困难吗 Must be hard. Is it? Is it hard?
好吧 你会让很多人失望 Well, you get to disappoint a lot of people,
从你的父母开始 starting with your parents.
哦 我的天啊 Oh, my god.
我的母亲 是世界上最爱评头论足的人 My mother, who is the most judgmental person alive,
能因为这说一天 Would have a field day with that.
母亲 我不仅仅 Mom, not only have I disappointed you
作为一个女儿 一位妻子 一位主妇让你失望了 as a daughter, a wife,a mother, and a homemaker,
并且我还决定去睡女人 but I've decided to sleep with women.
我真想这么说只是为了去气她 I ought to say it just to piss her off.
嗯 这可能有用 Yeah, that'd probably do it.
亲爱的 我回来了 Honey, I'm home.
嘿Bob Hey, Bob.
嘿好孩子 嘿好孩子 Hey, good boy. Hey, you good boy.
我们去找点东西吃 Let's get something to eat.
过来 过来 我们走 Come on. Come on. Let's go.
所以 呃... 这只是让你们看看我们都出理些什么 So, uh...this is just to show you what we deal with, you know.
但不要被这对夫妻吓到 But don't be daunted by this couple.
他们跟这镇上的每一个中介都谈了 They've interviewed every realtor in town.
好吧 Okay.
唔 我们对任何一个 Well, we haven't been happy
你们中介所提 About what any of you people have said
的佣金都不怎么高兴 In terms of your commissions.
他们都太高了 这很简单 They're too high. It's as simple as that.
好吧 正常的佣金是6% Well, the normal commission is 6%,
所以其他中介给你的报价是多少 So what were the other agents asking for?
- 4% - 3 - 4%. - 3.
好吧 我是新来的 但在我看来 Well, I'm new, but it seems to me
按照这俩的数字的任意一个 你都能找个 that at either of those numbers,you're gonna get an agent
压根不会努力地帮你卖掉房子的中介 who's not gonna work very hard at selling your house.
而且你想尽快搬去佛罗里达对吗 and you want to move to Florida sooner rather than later. Right?
并且 我注意到你的地基有些问题 Also, I noticed some problems with your foundation,
更不说Mac是整个镇上最好的中介了 not to mention the fact that Mac here is the best agent in town,
这就代表你能卖出个高价 which means you'll get a higher price for your house,
降低佣金没有任何意义的对吧 making lower commission a moot point. Am I right?
地基的问题 Problems with your foundation.
你从哪想到这个的 Where'd you come up with that?
Bob Vila （美国房屋建造节目主持人） Bob Vila.
噢 你真的是 Oh, you are something.
怎么了 What?
你一定能当一个好的中介的 You'd make a great agent.
你该考虑去考个执照 You should think about getting your license.
什么 What?
你房产中介执照 我们可以帮你 Your real-estate license. We'd all help you.
我不知道该说些什么 I don't know what to say.
说 好的 Say Yes.
我不知道 I-I don't know.
好吧 说 我会考虑一下 All right, say you'll think about it.
好吧 我会考虑一下 Okay. I'll think about it.
很好 Good.
这很好 这真的很好 This is good. This is really good.
租赁中介展出几间公寓 Rental agent shows the couple apartments
都只在一楼 Only on the first floor,
所以下列的那个是正确的 So which of the following is true?
呃 租赁中介在保护其他成年人 Um, the rental agent is protecting the other adults
免受孩子的打扰 或者... from the disruption of the children, or...
现在 当查房不顺利的时候 你该做什么 Now, when an inspection goes wrong, what do you do?
呃 所有检查人员使用的合同 Well, the contract all inspectors use
都列出了他们无须负责 holds them harmless for liability.
所以 你什么都不用做 therefore, you don't have to do anything.
很好 Excellent.
耶 Yeah!
唔 呼 Whoo-hoo!
我想我们让她尴尬了 I think we've embarrassed her.
你一直都没有去找搬家的地方 我一直太忙了 You haven't been looking for a place to move. I've been too busy.
我明天带会来些清单 I'm gonna get some listings tomorrow,
如果你没时间去看的话 我会的 and if you can't go see them, I will.
好吧 走吧 我们要迟到了 Fine. Come on, we're late.
你知道Bernie和Sandy有多讨厌迟到 You know how Bernie and Sandy hate that.
请 please.
你看上去很美 You look fantastic.
为什么 你跟以前做了什么不一样的 Why? What are you doing differently?
你打肉毒杆菌了 Have you had botox or a peel?
没 No.
她出轨了 She's having an affair.
我没出轨 I'm not having an affair.
我只是有了自己的生活 I'm having a life.
切 La-di-da.
这不是 这肯定还有其他的 That's not it. There's something else going on.
是什么 What is it?
我跟Jack要分居了 Jack and I are separating.
噢 我的天啊 Oh, my god.
你不是认真的吧 You can't be serious.
我们不开心 并且我们很久没有见面了 We're not happy, and we haven't been for a long time.
好吧 没人开心 Well, nobody's happy.
那又有什么关系 What has that got to do with anything?
影响了所有吧 Kind of everything.
大家 我必须得跟你们说 Guys, I got to tell you something.
什么 Yeah?
呃 Kate跟我将要分开 Uh, Kate and I are splitting up.
你们俩绝配啊 You are the perfect couple.
好吧 外表是骗人的 Well, looks are deceiving.
这会让我们的整个生活都发生变化 This is gonna change our whole lives.
Sandy 这与你无关 Sandy, it's not about you.
呃 这关乎我们啊 Well, it's about us.
听着 我爱你们 Look, I love you guys.
我希望你不要偏袒任何一方 我们都还可以做朋友 I hope you don't take sides, and we can all stay friends.
我不明白 发生什么了 I don't get it. What happened?
突然之间你们两个同时决定分开 Just out of the blue the two of you just decided at the same time to separate?
哦 我觉着Jack应该会接受 Oh, I think Jack would have been fine
安于现状的 with things staying the way they were.
我提的分居 I asked for the separation.
你还好吗 You okay?
嗯 我还好 Yeah, I'm fine.
好的 Good.
如果这个不好 我就把我头打爆 If this one's not good, I'm gonna blow my own brains out.
好吧 我就把我头靠在你的旁边 然后一发两中 Well, I'll put my head next to yours and make it two for one.
你确定你是那个 Are you sure you're the one
该给Jack找一个公寓的人吗 that should be finding Jack an apartment?
呃 如果我不 没人会了 Well, if I don't, nobody will.
Kate Kate!
Kate Kate?
怎么了 What's wrong?
孩子们都好吗 Are the kids all right?
他们都挺好的 They're fine.
好吧 那么我在大中午的回家干嘛 Well, then what am I doing home in the middle of the day?
让我有机会带你去看新公寓 So I can take you to see your new apartment.
然后我们跟孩子们说 and then we're gonna tell the kids.
♪你看见我所看见了吗♪ ♪Do you see what I see?♪
♪或者这糟糕的世界♪ ♪Or is the whole damn world...♪
进来 Enter!
你 把它关了 Yo, turn it down!
♪这个糟糕的世界对我而言太疯狂了♪ ♪...Whole damn worldjust crazy to me♪
你 停下来 说 时间很宝贵 Yo, it's off. Speak. Time is precious.
有的时候你比你想的要聪明 Sometimes you're smarter than you know.
Sam 我们必须得说说 Sam, we need to have a talk.
我知道关于鸟和蜜蜂的一切 I know all about the birdies and the bees.
记得 我们曾经每年都说这个 Remember, we have this talk each and every year.
哦 我的天啊 你肯定累坏了 Oh, my god. You're exhausting.
我也知道 I know that, too.
妈 爸 怎么了 Mom, dad, what?
呃 这很难说 W-Well,this is gonna be hard,
所以 给我们俩一小会 行吗 So, um, just give us a minute, Okay?
呃 你知道 Um...you know
你爸爸和我都非常爱你对吗 that your dad and I both love you very much, right?
嗯 Yeah.
但是 在人生中 有的时候事情会发生变化 And how, in life, sometimes things change.
嗯 Yeah.
嗯 问题是 Well, the problem is that...
我们不在爱彼此 We don't love each other enough.
我们将会分居 We're gonna separate.
你听到我刚刚说了什么吗 Did you hear what I just said?
嗯 我... Yeah, I...
我很久就知道了事态不对 I've known for a long time that things were bad.
但我仅仅希望奇迹发生 I was just hoping for a miracle.
我知道 宝贝 我们也想过 I know, sweetie. We were, too.
我不想打乱你或者Adam的生活 I don't want to upset your life or Adam's.
你俩对我们而言就是全世界 You both mean the world to us.
这是我们最不想做的事情 And this is the last thing we wanted to do.
我所知道的 是我想让我的父母永远在一起 All I know is I want my parents to stay together forever
就跟其他的孩子一样 just like every other kid.
但我跟Adam都累了 But Adam and I are also tired
听你们俩一直在吵 of hearing you guys fight all the time.
我不明白 I-I don't understand.
为什么你们开始吵架 Why did you start fighting?
发生什么了 What happened?
我不知道 I-I don't know.
为什么人们会忘记 Why do people forget
为什么他们在一开始如此相爱 Why they loved each other in the first place?
因为尽管我们做了一切能做的 我们也是人 Because even though we try to do the best we can, we're human,
并且有时候 我们陷入困境 并且举步维艰 and sometimes we get stuck...and just can't move.
我们很抱歉 宝贝 I'm so sorry, sweetie.
怎么了 Yeah?
诶 小伙子 Hey, sport.
嘿 Hey.
听着 你妈妈跟我有些很重要的事情 Listen, your mom and I have something pretty important
要跟你说 to talk to you about,
你能先暂停下游戏吗 so can you put the game boy down?
谢谢 Thanks.
好的 如果你需要我 你有我所有的电话对吗 Okay, you have all my numbers if you need me, right?
是的 Yeah.
过来 Come here.
过来 小子 Come here, little man.
我想你听我说 I want you to listen to me.
一切都会好的 好吗 Everything's gonna be all right, Okay?
我只是住在5个街区之外 I'm only five blocks away.
我会经常看见你 I'll see you all the time.
不好意思我迟到了 为什么你们都站在这 I'm sorry I'm late. Why are you all standing there?
为什么你盯着我看 Why are you staring at me?
我被开除了 对吗 I'm fired, aren't I?
是的 我恐怕我必须得开除你了 Yeah, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to fire you
作为我们的前台 as our receptionist,
因为我现在雇你为房产中介 Because I'm hiring you as a real-estate agent.
你过了 Maggie给打开了 You passed. Maggie opened it.
我忍不了这种悬念 I couldn't stand the suspense.
噢 我的天啊 Oh, my god.
这不好吗 恭喜 Isn't that terrific? Congratulations.
这太棒了 That's just great.
亲爱的 这太好了 Honey, it's great.
谢谢 Thank you.
好吧 我有点太激动了 我第一次的代领看房 Well, I'm a little excited --my first open house.
是啊 别太激动了 Yeah, don't get too excited.
我们还没看见呢 We haven't seen it yet.
我会在那找着买主的 I'll find a pony in there somewhere.
我知道你会的 I know you will.
嗒 嗒 Ta-da.
噢 哇哦 Oh, wow.
漂亮 对吧 Nice, huh?
是啊 Yeah.
好的 让我们卖出这套房吧 Okay, Let's sell this house.
拿了你的细则吗 Got your specs?
好的 Yeah.
噢 Kate 他们看起来挺好的 Oh, Kate, they looked fine
你上次是什么时候理这些的 5分钟之前 When you did them last time,five minutes ago.
我知道 I know.
这太夸张了 It's ridiculous.
我感觉我就跟15岁 等着我第一次约会样的 I feel like I'm 15 years old waiting for my first date.
没事 你会克服的 Well, you'll get over that
当第一百个人跨进那扇门的时候 As soon as the 100th looky-loo walks through that door.
去吧 你得去开门啊 Go ahead. You got to answer it.
好的 行 我去了 Right. Okay. I'm going.
你好 欢迎 进来吧 Hello. Welcome. Come on in.
谢谢 Thanks.
哇 Whoa.
噢 我的 Oh, my.
这个地方就像 50年没有被碰过一样 This place hasn't been touched in, like, 50 years.
正确 That's right.
但是我觉着这是个优点 But I think that's a good thing --
像一个干净的调色板 没什么不好的 No bad addition to contend with, a clean palette.
一个主人 One owner.
有人在这里死过吗 Has anybody died here?
呃 有 但是我们都得死在某个地方 对吗 Well, Yes, but we all have to die somewhere, don't we?
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢 感谢你来 Thank you. Thanks for coming.
好的 Okay.
好 Okay.
谢谢 Thank you.
拜 Bye!
再见 Bye-bye!
我们在给他们看房的时候必须得告诉不好的事么 Do we have to tell them the bad things when we show a house?
是的 Kate 记得要公开吗 Yes, Kate. Remember -- disclosure?
嗯 Yeah.
我一定做错了什么 I must be doing something wrong.
小建议 你要在你告诉他们只有一个房主 Little advice -- you want to hook 'em into the potential
之前就给他们展示这个房子的潜力 before you tell them that it's only had one owner.
这样的话 他们就能在发现有人死在这之前 that way, they're slightly invested in the house
对房子多一些了解 before they find out someone died there.
很好 谢谢 Great. Thanks.
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢 Thanks.
拿去吧 没事的 There you go. That's fine.
你女朋友叫什么名字 What was your girlfriend's name?
Lauren Lauren.
她什么时候去世的 When did she die?
5年之前 5月30号 5 years ago may 30th.
大嘴巴Maggie没跟你说这部分吗 Or didn't big mouth Maggie tell you that part?
对不起 这不关我事 I'm sorry. It's none of my business.
不 没事 No, it's Okay.
我相信这仍然是极其痛苦。 I'm sure it's still incredibly painful.
你知道 你总觉得痛苦会慢慢地减轻 You know, you always think that it will get less painful,
但是 事实上 它不会 But...fact of the matter is, it doesn't.
你们在一起多久了 How long were you together?
快10年了 Almost 10 years.
我想说 我们俩在之前就认识很久了 I mean, we'd known each other for a long time before that,
但是我 呃... But I, uh...
我却没有准备好去承认这一切 I wasn't ready to acknowledge it,
然后她等啊等 等啊等 and she waited and waited and...
我真希望我没有浪费这么多时间 I just wish that I hadn't wasted so much time
我们最后也没有时间了 we didn't end up having.
嗯 但是 我觉着你是幸运的 Yeah, but I think you were lucky
拥有你和她共处的那段时光 to have the time you did with her.
她很有幸与你一起 she was lucky to have it with you.
好吧 走吗 Okay, shall we?
嗯 Yeah.
嗨 Sandy Rita Hi, Sandy, Rita.
你好吗 How are you?
挺好的 Fine.
好啊 你怎么样 Good. How are you?
我挺好的 I'm Okay.
呃 这是Mcnally Hays Sandy Rita Uh, this is Mcnally Hays. Sandy, Rita.
-嗨 -嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
很高兴见到你 我们迟到了 Nice to meet you. We're late.
午餐愉快 Have a nice lunch.
哦 嗨 我并不知道我该不该用我的钥匙 Oh, Hi. I didn't know whether or not I should use my key.
不 你能用钥匙 No, you can use the key.
噢 好吧 Oh, Okay.
所以 我把电视给按上了 一堆垃圾食品 So, I have the tv all hooked up, plenty of junk food.
就跟家里一样 it'll be just like home.
诶 让我亲下 Hey, give me a kiss.
你也是 You too.
再见 See ya.
Kate Kate?
你坐那干嘛呢 What are you doing here?
嗯 我一个人在家 Well, I was alone in my house
这辈子第一次 for the first time in my entire life.
我没有孩子 没有丈夫 没有朋友 I had no kids, I had no husband, I have no friends.
所以我到你这来了 so I came here.
进来吧 Come on in.
这是Bob This is Bob.
嗨Bob Hi, Bob.
你怎么了 嗯 What's the matter with you, huh?
你从来没见过任何人崩溃 是吧 You've never seen anybody ever fall apart before, huh?
Bob 规矩是什么 诶 Bob, what are the rules, huh?
Bob... Bob...
你知道的 Think you know 'em.
我的孩子第一次去和Jack待一晚上 My kids left to spend the night with Jack for the first time,
然后我就崩溃了 and I just came undone.
我从来没有跟我的孩子分开过 I've never not been with my kids.
你知道 这很搞笑 You know, it's funny.
我...我放弃我自己去做Jack的妻子这么久 I...I gave up on myself so long ago to be Jack's wife...
或者做Sam的妈妈 Adam的妈妈 or be Sam's mother,Adam's mother...
做一个家庭主妇 to be a homemaker.
我就是个唯命是从的妻子 I was like stepford wife.
我想要现在这样 And I wanted this.
我想去改变 然后... I wanted things to change, and...
然后现在 我不知道 and now I don't know.
我什么都不知道 I-I...I don't know anything.
你想让他回来吗 Do you want him back?
不想 No.
我不想 I don't.
但这让我孩子的生活支离破碎 But this has torn my kids' lives apart,
并且这也是最艰难的那一部分 and that's the hardest part of it.
这...这击垮了我 It's -- it's overwhelming.
是的 这当然会 Yeah, of course it is.
但...我 but I
我想要更多的 I wanted...more.
我想要我的生活更有意义 I wanted more for my life.
我想要更为自己而活 并且... I...I wanted more for myself, and...
我想从Jack那得到更多 I wanted more from Jack...
他不能 或者不想给我的 which he couldn't or...didn't want to give me.
也许他不知道怎么去做 Maybe he didn't know how to.
我想可能是我的问题 I think maybe it was me.
哦 Kate Oh, Kate.
我身上的某种东西激怒了他 Something in me provoked him.
不 这... 我不知道 No, it --I don't know.
我...我不知道更多的了 I...I don't know anything anymore.
好吧 你知道吗 Well, you know what?
这不仅仅是你的错 This is not all your fault.
真的吗 这不是 Really, it's not.
好吧 Okay.
你做出了正确的选择 你会没事的 You made the right decision, and you're gonna be fine.
好吧 你会没事的 Okay? You're gonna be fine.
Kate 别这样 Kate, don't.
为什么 Why?
因为你不知道你在干些什么 Because you don't know what you're doing.
你不知道这代表了什么 You don't know what this means.
不 我知道 这就是我的感受 Yes, I do. It's what I feel.
这比那还复杂很多 It's a little more complicated than that.
你是直女 这样做是错的 You're straight, and this is wrong,
并且 你知道 你现在这样只是对 呃 And, you know, you're just responding to, um...
一点点善意 一点点关心 to a little kindness,
做出的反应 就这些 to, uh, a little attention, that's all.
你不是弯的 你也没有迹象表明你是 It's not -- you just don't have a clue.
那不是我做出的反应 That's not what I'm responding to.
Mac 我不是懵懂的青少年 I'm not some stupid teenager, Mac.
Kate 我是同性恋 我知道这意味着什么 Kate, I'm gay, and I know what it means.
这是我的人生 不是某种抽象的感觉 This is my life, not some abstract thought or feeling.
它不是一个我可以随时可以按按钮的开关 It isn't a switch I get to turn on and off,
它不能被轻蔑地对待 and it's not to be taken lightly.
我没有轻蔑地对待 I don't take this lightly.
你知道么 我生命中大多数时间 都生活在谎言里 You know, most of my life, I lived a lie,
努力去做我妈妈的好女儿 trying to be my mother's daughter,
不承认我是同性恋的事实 not acknowledging the fact that I was gay
因为我如此地害怕着憎恨与羞辱 'cause I was so scared of the hate and the shame...
直到我遇见Lauren until I met Lauren.
她教会了我怎样才能不再害怕 And she taught me how not to be afraid.
但这 But this...
也吓坏我了 It scares the hell out of me.
我再也不想去害怕了 And I don't want to be scared anymore.
并且 我也不会再带其他人进入我的人生旅途了 And I'm not the one to take another person on that journey,
因为第一次旅途几乎杀掉我了 'Cause the first trip almost killed me.
我并不是有意把你置于那个位置的 I didn't mean to put you in that position.
嗯 Okay.
那不是我的初心 It wasn't my intention.
嗯 我知道 Okay. I know.
我不知道这意味着什么 I don't know what this means.
我之前也从来没有这样做过 I've never done this before.
但是你应该知道的是 But you should know
我不是在找一个能够快速解决我难题的办法 I was not looking for a quick fix to my problems
或者是另一个人类的抚摸 不管对方是谁 or the touch of another human being, whoever it was.
信不信由你 Believe it or not...
自从我遇见你那刻起 一切都改变了 Everything changed for me the minute I met you.
这也吓坏我了 It scares the hell out of me, too.
我该走了 I should leave.
海斯房产公司 Hays realty.
我是Wilson This is Mrs. Wilson.
请让我打一下她的电话 Let me try her cell.
您拨打的电话不在服务区 The person you are trying to reach is out of range.
很抱歉 她不在服务区 我能为您捎口信吗 I'm sorry. She's out of range. Can I take a message?
告诉她给我回个电话就行 Just have her give me a call back.
我会告诉她的 Wilson女士 I'll tell her you called, Mrs. Wilson.
谢谢 再见 Thank you. Bye-bye.
她在哪 Where is she?
她两天没来办公室了 She hasn't been in the office in two days.
我出去抽根烟 I'm going out for a smoke.
Brad 你觉得你可以就接着一次接电话吗 Brad, you think you could answer the phones just this once?
我觉得不可以 I don't think so.
如果真的这么可怕的话 你就把它转到语音信箱吧 If it gets really scary, you let it go to voice mail.
Maggie 发生了什么 Maggie,what's going on?
Mac在哪 Where's Mac?
亲爱的 我了解Mac的时间 已经比我了解自己的时间都久了 Honey, I've known Mac, it seems,longer than I've known myself.
她在运料车里 And where she is is in the dumper,
喝醉了 screwed.
你们聊了什么 What are you talking about?
我这辈子只见过她破功三次 I've only seen her come unglued three times.
她遇见Lauren的时候 失去Lauren的时候 When she met Lauren,when she lost Lauren...
她遇见你的时候 And when she met you.
你是在躲我吗 Are you avoiding me?
没有 Nope.
好吧 你已经两天没来上班了 Well, you haven't been in the office in two days.
我一直在工作 I've been working.
我明白 只是你以前从来没有 I get that, except you haven't
不来过办公室 not come into the office ever before
如果我没记错的话 我也不会记错 If I'm not mistaken,which I'm not.
我觉得这不是一个真实的判断 你觉得呢 I don't that's a real sentence, is it?
管它呢 Who cares.
不打算邀请我进去么 Aren't you gonna ask me in?
进来吧 Okay.
想进来吗 Want to come in?
好吧 如果这就是它本来的样子 Well, if this is what it's like
被同性吸引的感觉 Being attracted to someone of the same sex,
并不让人舒服 你说得对 it doesn't feel too good. You're right about that.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
被逃避了 你在逃避我 Being shunned. You're shunning me.
不 我没有 No, I'm not.
你也知道 这不仅只与你有关 And you know, this isn't just about you.
这与我也有关 It's about me, too.
至少你应该做的是像个成年人一样跟我说话 The least you could do is be an adult and speak to me.
我期望着来自一个成年女人更多的对话 I expected more dialogue from a woman.
前几天晚上发生的事不该影响我们的友谊 What happened the other night shouldn't impact our friendship.
我们依旧是朋友 不是么 We can still be friends, can't we?
我不知道在那之后该怎样做你的朋友了 I don't know how to be your friend now after that.
为什么 Why?
因为我对你的感情跟朋友应该有的感情不一样 Because I feel more for you than a friend should feel.
所以呢 因为这我们就不能跟对方说话 So what -- We should just stop speaking to each other,
我也该为了你辞职然后自动消失 and I should quit working for you and just disappear
因为这样更简单点 because it's easier?
不 呃 我不知道 No, uh...I don't know.
为什么这对你来说如此轻松 Why is this so simple for you?
并没有 It's not.
那是你不理解的部分 That's the part you're not getting.
听着 我的人生不断地有人出现 Look, I have a big life with lots of people in it,
我早就为迎接我的感情做好准备了 and I was prepared to see what my feelings were about,
知道将要面临的风险 knowing the risks involved...
而不是知道这是否是真的 not knowing if it was real.
你不能接受我 我理解 I understand if you can't.
但是我不理解的是 But I...I don't understand
你甚至连跟我说话或者见见我都不愿意 that you don't want to talk to me or see me.
你难道不知道所有我想做的 Don't you know that's all I want to do...
只是见见你 跟你说说话吗 ...is to see you, is to talk to you?
♪我记得那一天♪ ♪ I remember the day
♪你把我的心带走♪ ♪ You swept my heart away
♪你来的时候♪ ♪ And now life wouldn't be the same ♪
♪我的整个人生就都改变了♪ ♪ without you
♪你温柔的抚摸♪ ♪ One touch of your embrace
♪缓解了我所有伤痛♪ ♪ The hurt was all erased
♪我之前从来没有像这样过♪ ♪ Never could I love like this before ♪
♪因为这感觉是如此美妙♪ ♪ 'Cause it feels so much more
♪比我心里感受到的任何东西都美妙♪ ♪ than my heart ever knew
♪我再也不用寻找♪ ♪ Never will I have to search again ♪
♪一个避风港了♪ ♪ for a shelter from the rain
♪你给了我崭新的开始♪ ♪ You gave me a brand-new start ♪
♪然后我找到了失去的部分♪ ♪ and I found the missing part
♪在你体内♪ ♪ in you-u-u-u-u-u-u-u
Jack 嗨 孩子们不在这儿 你忘了 Jack. Hi.The kids aren't here, remember?
我知道 Yeah, I know.
我想跟你聊会儿 I wanted to talk to you for a minute.
行啊 我一会儿得出去一趟 先进来吧 Sure. I have to leave in a second, but come on in.
谢谢 Thanks.
你看起来很漂亮 要去哪 You look very nice.Where are you going?
呃 和Mac还有一些客户吃饭 Uh, dinner with Mac and some clients.
你想说什么 What'd you want to talk about?
好吧 我带来了离婚文件 Well, I got the divorce papers.
你真的确定要离婚么 You absolutely positive about this?
嗯 确定 Yeah, I am.
很抱歉 Jack I'm sorry, Jack.
-嗨 -嗨 - Hi. - Hi.
嘿 Jack 最近怎么样 Hey, Jack. How are you?
挺好 Fine.
很高兴再次见到你 Nice to see you again.
嗯 很高兴见到你 Yes, nice to see you.
好吧 祝你们和你们的客户 Well, I hope you have a successful dinner
用餐愉快 with your clients.
拜拜 Bye-bye.
谢谢 Thanks.
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
衣服搭配不错 在哪买的 That's a great outfit.Where'd you get it?
你知道吗 我从来没想过我会跟 You know, I never thought I'd say that
正在约会的人说这个 to someone I was dating.
和客户吃饭 嗯 dinner with clients, huh?
难道要让我说 我要和你一起去约会么 What was I going to say, that I was going on a date with you?
你知道从他的表情上来看 You know by the look on his face
生活已经开始步入正轨了 that the wheels are starting to turn already, right?
所以如果他还没有发现的话 那很快就会了 So if he hasn't figured it out, he will soon.
好吧 我会告诉他的 Well, I'm gonna tell him.
嗯哼 Mm-hmm.
不过 不是现在 Just...not now.
什么时候 When?
当你确定我们的恋情不是你人生一个短暂的小插曲吗 When you're sure it isn't just a phase?
肯定不是 That's not fair.
当然不是 我是说 我不知道 Sure it is. I mean, I don't know,
可能你只是想尝试一下 就像试一辆车 Maybe you're just trying it out, like a car.
你这样说很无礼 而且很荒谬 That's insulting and ridiculous.
噢 Kate 我之前见过这种情况有一百万次了 Oh, Kate, I've seen it happen a million times before.
真的吗 有一百万次 Really? A million?
别装傻 你知道我在说什么 Don't be stupid. You know what I meant.
其实 我并不知道 Actually, I don't know what you mean,
因为 你知道 我是你的秘密俱乐部的新成员 Because, you know, I'm new to this secret club of yours
还有你秘密的手指 with your secret little handshakes.
我们必须得停下 我们现在要小心点 We have to stop this. We have to be careful now.
为什么 Why?
吵来吵去吵来吵去直到你我都疯掉 Isn't that one of the perks of being with a woman --
难道不是和女人在一起的日常吗 to talk and talk and talk about everything until you go insane?
如果你因为对将要发生的事感到害怕 If you're trying to pick a fight with me
而试图挑起战争 because you're scared about what's happening
而不是仅仅说你有多恐惧 instead of just saying how terrified you are,
那就好好反省一下自己吧 Consider yourself successful.
你这样让我有点出乎意料 It's just a little unexpected, coming from you.
我们出去吧 Let's go out back.
不要 No.
起来 Get up.
好的 现在我出来了 怎么样 Okay, I'm out back. Now what?
你跟个倒霉的受气包一样闷闷不乐的站在那儿 You're in there moping around like a sad sack.
你还想怎样 What did you think would happen?
你和一个带着两个孩子的迷茫直女 You plunge into your first post-Lauren relationship
陷入了跟Lauren类似的恋情里 with a straight, confused mother of two.
你应该多给她一点时间 You should give her some time.
我应该坚持我的人生计划的 What I should have done was to have stuck to my life plan,
那就是再也不要让任何人再次闯入我的人生 which was to never, ever get involved with anyone again.
但是问题来了 But there's a problem with that.
我觉得自己爱上她了 I think I'm in love with her.
小宝贝 Sweetie.
嗨 Hi.
我想说 我很抱歉 I just want to say I 'm sorry.
我给你压力了 况且 呃 I pressured you,and, uh...
我也忘记了你正在经历着什么 I just forgot for a moment what you were going through,
因为我在经历这些的时候已经是很久以前了 because it's been so long since I've been through it.
我当时还没有孩子 And I did it without kids,
所以 如果你不愿意跟他们坦白的话 没关系的 so...if you can't do this, I understand.
我只是想让你知道不管发生了什么 I just want you to know that no matter what happens,
你永远不会丢掉工作 you'll always have a job.
你也永远都不会失去作为朋友的我 You'll always have me as a friend.
我们真没必要按自己家的门铃 We didn't have to ring our own doorbell.
亲亲 Kiss.
周六见 See you on saturday.
怎么样 How's it going?
呃 不算很好 他们不喜欢去我家 Uh, not great. They hate my place.
他们宁愿呆在自己的卧室里 They'd rather be in their own rooms.
我不能责怪他们 I can't blame 'em.
下次我也过去 Why don't I come over some time
和你一起把它变得更像家一点怎么样 and try to help you make it more of a home?
当然可以 谢了 Sure. Thanks.
拜拜 Bye-bye.
拜 Bye.
我得告诉你一件事 I have to tell you something.
说吧 Sure.
说吧 宝贝儿 Go ahead, sweetie.
我一直在假装自己是个成年人去接受这件事 但我并不是 As grown-up as I pretend to be, I'm really not.
有那么一瞬间 我是理解你们的 One minute, I understand it,
但是下一秒 我就不这么想了 and then the next minute, I don't.
我真的无法接受我们不再是家人了 I'm really not Okay that we're not a family anymore.
但我们依旧是一个家 But we are still a family.
破碎的家 是的 尽管如此还是一个家 Fractured, Yes, but a family nonetheless.
不一样的 It's not the same.
重点在于 And the thing is,
我以为一切还会跟以前一样 I guess I thought life would always be the same
什么也不会改变 and that things would never change,
这样想很蠢 因为一切都改变了 which is stupid,because everything changes.
但是 我从来没有想过 But...I never thought
第一个搬出这个房子里的人竟然是爸爸 the first person to move out of the house would be dad.
Sandy 这是个惊喜 Sandy,this is a surprise.
我可以进来么 这样我就不用卑躬屈膝 Can I come in so I don't have to stand out here groveling
在你邻居家门前了 in front of the neighbors?
当然可以了 快进来 Sure. Come on in.
我来这是为了道歉的 I just came over to apologize.
我猜我当时不愿意你做出改变 I guess...I didn't want you to shake things up,
因为那样的话我就得重新审视一遍我的人生 because then that just means I'd have to take a look at my life
看看它有多糟了 and see how crappy it is.
我晓得了 I get it.
我很开心你能来 And I'm really glad you came over.
我也是 Me too.
你爱你的工作吗 Do you love your job?
嗯 我爱 Yeah, I do.
你准备很快就开始约会嘛 Are you gonna start dating again soon?
噢 天呐 这点子真糟 Oh, god,what a terrible thought.
你竟然会说起这个 真有意思 Well, you ow, it's funny you should mention that.
我准备跟你说件事 I'm gonna tell you something,
即使你是个自命不凡的人 because even though you're a snob,
一个自命不凡又思想开放的家伙 I think you're an open-minded snob.
我觉得我被一个人吸引了 And...I think I am attracted to someone.
谁 Who?
我的女老板 The woman I work for.
你在开玩笑 You're joking.
没有 No.
我不信 I don't believe you.
好吧 你为什么这么震惊 Well, why would you be so shocked?
你的好姐妹是个同性恋 Your sister's gay.
因为我不赞成她的生活方式 Because I don't approve of her lifestyle.
你什么时候变成偏执狂了 Since when did you become a bigot?
我不是偏执狂 I'm not a bigot.
评判每一个人对你来说会很累的 Sandy It must be tiring to sit in judgment of everyone, Sandy.
Jack Jack?
爸 Dad?
嘿 嘿 我在厨房 Hey, Hey.I'm in the kitchen.
嘿 Hey.
噢 我的天哪 吓到我了 Oh, my god.I'm impressed.
我 呃 如果你们想留下的话 我做了很多 Yeah,I-I, uh...I made enough if you want to stay.
啊 好 那会很美味 Oh, sure, sure.That'd be nice.
真棒 Great.
你知道吗 爸爸 如果你做不好的话 You know, dad, if it isn't any good,
我们可以一直雇一位厨师或者会做饭的保姆 we could always hire a cook or a maid who cooks.
是的 我意识到了 Yes, I realize that,
但是我想努力和我的孩子们一起过更有质量的生活 but I am trying to spend more quality time with my children,
如果你们不介意的话 if you don't mind.
当然不介意了 We don't mind.
只不过你觉得毒害你的孩子 It's just you think poisoning your kids
是跟他们互动的最好方式吗 is the best way to bond with them?
怎么样 So?
还不错 Not bad.
可以啊 Yeah.
给我留下了深刻印象 Jack I was very impressed, Jack.
谢谢 Thank you.
我可以去朋友家玩了吗 Can I go over to betsy's?
可以 Yes...
但要等到你洗完盘子 After you do the dishes.
没问题 亲爱的 我会做的 That's Okay, honey. I'll do 'em.
你看他们对我的爱多么肤浅 You see how shallow their love for me really is.
我可以去好朋友家了吗 Can I go to peter's?
你们这些人怎么回事 What is wrong with you guys?
你们的爸爸妈妈现在重聚在一起 You have your mother and father in the same place again,
你们却想着离开 and you want to leave.
对 对 Yeah. Yeah.
走吧 赶紧走 Go. Get out of here.
嘿 亲亲 亲亲 Hey, kiss, kiss.
再见 宝贝儿 玩得开心点 Bye, honey.Have a good time.
再见 See ya.
再见 爸爸 Bye, dad.
再见 Bye-bye.
意识到一切都没变的感觉真好 Well, it's good to know some things never change.
是啊 Yeah.
如果你愿意的话 我可以帮你收拾一下房间 You know, I could do some stuff in the living room if you like,
让它看起来整洁点 help make things better.
好啊 那太棒了 Yeah, that'd be great.
瞧 我觉得这样看着整洁了很多 嗯 See? I think it looks a little better. huh?
所有你需要做的只是安个窗帘 All you need maybe are some curtains, you know,
还有 嗯 一些旧照片 and, uh...I don't know,black-and-white photos.
什么之类的 You know, stuff.
啊 的确看起来整洁多了 Yeah, it definitely looks better.
Jack 我们需要谈谈 Jack, we need to talk.
别 别 别 No, No, No, No.
一个建议 有些话你一辈子只可以跟 The rule is you can only say that once in a lifetime
同一个人说一次 to the same person.
我们坐下来说 Let's sit down.
我得跟你坦白一件事 I need to tell you something
这样你就不会通过别的途径知道了 So you don't find out another way.
呃 你想跟我坦白什么 Uh...what are you talking about?
我被某个人吸引了 我谈恋爱了 I'm attracted to someone,and I'm pursuing it.
他是谁 Who is he?
不是一个男人 是Mac It's not a "he."It's Mac.
Mac Mac?
啥 你是说 Mac 你老板 What -- You mean Mac your boss?
她是个女人 什么情况 Mac's a woman. What is...
你不能被女人吸引啊 You can't be attracted to a woman.
她是一个人 Jack She's a person, Jack.
你在说什么呢 她是一个女人 What are you talking about? She's a woman.
等等 我不太明白 Wait a second. I don't understand this.
你说这个是想告诉我 What are you telling me here --
我们在一起的人生是个巨大的谎言 that our whole life together was this big lie?
不 不是你想那样 No, that's not true.
那行 那你跟我解释 Well, then explain something to me.
你怎么会忽然被女人吸引 How can you suddenly be attracted to a woman?
我不知道 I don't know.
我甚至都还没主动去追寻新恋情 I wasn't even looking for any kind of relationship
当然也不会去找女人 and certainly not one with a woman.
等一下 等一下 Wait a second, wait a second.
等一下 Wait a second.
这就是原因吗 这就是原因吗 Is this the problem? Is this the problem?
这么久 一直以来 你有这种压抑在内心深处的情感 that all along, deep downinside, you had these feelings?
你喜欢女人 这就是我们婚姻失败的原因 You felt this way, and that's why our marriage failed?
不 我们婚姻失败 我们俩都有错 No, the failure of our marriageis both our faults.
跟Mac或者别的女人无关 It has nothing to do with Mac or any other woman.
在我的人生中我从来没有对另外的女人有过这种情感 Jack I've never had feelings for another woman in my life, Jack,
而且我们离婚以后我才遇到的Mac and I met Mac after we split.
我不能接受 I-I can't believe this.
好吧 你没必要非得去接受 Well...you don't have to.
与你无关 It's not about you.
哦 是吗 与我无关 Oh, really? Really?It's not about me?
真不错 That's great.
好吧 我换个方式 Okay, let me put it another way.
这是我的人生 我可以任何我想要的方式去生活 It's my life, and I can live it any way I want.
与你无关 It doesn't concern you.
行 Okay.
但是与我的孩子有关 But it does concern my children.
我不会让他们再跟你住一起了 And I will not have them around this.
你这是什么意思 What does that mean?
我的意思是你已经让他们受够了 That means that you have put them through enough,
你不能再这样对他们了 and you are not gonna do this to them, too.
周一早上 我会去填写子女单亲监护权的文件 Monday morning, I am filing papers for sole custody.
Kate 发生什么了 Kate...what's wrong?
我告诉Jack我们的事了 I told Jack about us,
主要是因为Sandy顺道来拜访我道歉 Mainly because Sandy came by to apologize, and like an idiot,
然后我就像个傻子一样以为自己可以跟最好的姐妹 I thought I could share something
分享一下她有个同性恋闺蜜的事 with my best friend who has a gay sister.
然而事实相反 她是主流的大多数 Instead, she's the moral majority.
我就是个傻瓜 I'm an idiot.
嗯 偏见是惊人的 不是么 Yeah, bigotry isstunning, isn't it?
我很抱歉 这还没完 I'm afraid that's not the end of it.
Jack想把孩子从我身边带走 Jack wants to take the kids away from me.
他只是在害怕 你知道 他不会真这么做 He's just scared, you know.he doesn't really mean it.
然后他跟法院说要在周一去签文件 Tell that to the court he's filing papers with monday.
我不知道该怎么做了 我不想让孩子们知道 I don't know what to do.I don't want to tell the kids.
我觉得他们已经受够我了 I feel like they've been through enough already.
但是我害怕如果我不说的话 Jack会说 But I'm afraid if I don't, he will,
我更不想让他把你也折腾到法庭上去 and I don't want him to drag you into court either.
别担心我 Don't worry about me.
在他说之前 我想我必须得说了 I think I have to tell them before he does.
你确定吗 Are you sure?
我不认为我还有选择 I don't think I have a choice.
他硬逼着我 He's forced my hand.
也许你该等等 Maybe you should wait.
好吧 在他说之前 我至少要让Sam知道 Well, I have to tell Sam at least before he does.
听着 我很抱歉 Listen...I'm sorry
因为我一直在左右徘徊 犹豫不决 for the saying Yes,saying No, saying Yes thing.
请你相信我 Just please have faith in me.
我知道我这样像祥林嫂一样 I know I sound like a broken record,
但是你这么相信我 确定我们之间的关系吗 but are you sure about this,about us?
我不知道我们会不会有永远 I don't know if this is gonna last forever,
但是我们吵架你摔门而出的那天 but the night that we fought and you left,
就仿佛我的心被人拽走了 it was as if someone pulled my heart out.
当你回来的时候 又把我的心带回来了 and when you came back,you brought my heart with you.
所以 就在这里 在此刻 So...right here,right now...
我可以告诉你 我很确定 Yeah, I'm sure.
你刚刚只是见识到了出柜带来的一点点后果 There are some real consequences which you've just encountered.
你准备好迎接更多了吗 Are you prepared for more of that?
没有 No.
Kate 我不想让你因为我失去你的孩子们 Kate, I don't want you to lose your kids because of me.
我也不想失去他们 I don't want to lose my kids either.
瞧 事实上可能我还没有完全做好准备 Look, the truth is maybe I'm not prepared for any of this,
但是我做了一个选择 一个成熟的 理智的选择 就是和你在一起 but I made an adult, conscious choice to be with you --
不是和一个男人 也不是和一个女人 只是你 Not a man, not a woman,but you.
我的心已经交给了你 I am prepared to stand by my heart,
我做好誓死捍卫它的准备了 which I've given to you.
尽管这会很复杂 我也只知道这么多 As complex as it might be,this much I know.
嘿 Bob 你好啊 宝贝 Hey, Bob.Hello, baby.
为什么在一个该玩的日子你把我拉出来 Why did you pull me out of a play date?
我开玩笑的 发生什么 I was kidding.What's happened?
关于爸爸吗 女士 Is it dad? Adam?
不是 宝贝儿 每个人都很好 No, honey.Everyone's fine.
那究竟是什么 Then what?
我需要跟你说件事 I need to tell you something
可能会很艰难 That's gonna be very difficult.
从一分到十分 十分代表离婚 On a scale of 1 to 10,with 10 being a divorce,
它会是多少分 What would it be?
哎呀 Sam Jeez, Sam.
六分 6?
我不知道 I don't know.
没事 说吧 Okay, just tell me.
好吧 Well...
组织语言来表达很困难 It's hard to put into words.
我不准备猜 I'm not gonna guess.
呃 你知道你的老师 Jackson先生 Well, you know how your teacher, Mr. Jackson,
和一个男人住在一起 lives with a man,
我也一直告诉过你 and I've always told you
你可以去爱任何人 也可以去做任何人 you could love or be with anybody?
是的 Yeah.
好吧 你知道Mac 我工作的那个女人 Well, you know Mac, the woman I work with.
对 她是个拉拉 然后呢 Yeah, she's a lesbian.So?
你怎么知道 How did you know that?
我不是傻子 I'm not dumb.
但你怎么会知道 她甚至没表现出来 But how could you know? She doesn't even look like one.
对 她没表现出来 No, she doesn't look like one.
妈妈 你能告诉我 Look, mom, could you please tell me
你把我从朋友家拖出来的目的是什么吗 why you dragged me out of betsy's house?
我真的 真的不知道如何去说 I-I really -- I don't knowhow to start.
妈 随便说就行了 Mom, just start somewhere.
好吧 呃 Well, um...
Mac和我变成了很要好的朋友 Mac and I have become very good friends,
就像你知道的那样 as you know.
我知道这听起来会很奇怪 and I know this is gonna sound strange,
但是 我被她吸引了 but...I'm attracted to her.
我不明白你的意思 I-I don't understand. What do you mean?
我被Mac吸引了 I'm attracted to Mac
就像我曾经被你爸爸吸引的那样 like I used to be attracted to your father.
你是说 以性的方式 You mean in a sexual way?
是的 Yeah.
那会让你变成同性恋的 但你不是 That would make you gay, and you're not gay.
不 我不是 No,I'm not.
我是说 我曾经不是 I mean, I wasn't,
但是如果那个人是Mac的话 我想我是了 but if I want to be with Mac,I-I guess I am.
但是你只跟人认识了几个月 But you've only known her for a few months.
我是说 我不理解 你以前喜欢过女生吗 I mean, I don't understand. Did you like girls before?
没有 No.
但是你说过同性恋的人生来就是同性恋 But you said people were born that way.
呃 我不是把Mac当作女人来喜欢 Well, I don't look at Mac...as a woman.
我是把她当作一个人来喜欢 I look at her as a person.
我还是不明白 I-I don't understand.
你生来不是同性恋 You weren't born gay...
但现在你是了 But now you are...
并且 And...
你跟一个女人在一起了 You're with a woman?
我不明白 I don't get it.
我理解 我也不知道发生了什么 I know. I-I don't know what happened.
我也不知道这意味着什么 I don't know what it means.
这意味着我以后都要是同性恋了吗 does this mean I'm gay forever now?
我不知道 Sam I don't know, Sam.
我知道这对于你来说是晴天霹雳 对我来说也是 I know this is a shock to you. It's a shock to me, too.
但是 But...
我告诉过你爸爸了 他真的很苦恼 I told your father,and he's really upset.
哎 我想知道原因 Gee, I wonder why.
不要让我的鼻环和紫色挑染的头发骗了你 Don't let the nose ring and the purple streak fool you.
我也很苦恼 I'm upset, too.
宝贝 Honey...
我非常喜欢Mac I care immensely for Mac.
我告诉你这些的唯一原因 And the only reason I'm telling you all this
是你爸爸想要把你们从我身边带走 is because your father wants to take you away from me.
现在 也许他只是在气头上 也许不是 Now, maybe he's just angry,maybe not,
但是我选择告诉你 因为我爱你 but I'm telling you because I love you,
我不想失去你 and I don't want to lose you.
你知道吗 You know what?
我不想再谈论这个了 I don't really want to talk about it anymore.
我培养你有开放的思想 I raised you to have an open mind.
拜托了 孩子 我们能谈谈这个吗 Please, Honey, can't we just talk about this?
不了 不了 No, No.
谈话结束 We're done talking.
我觉得这不是个好主意 I don't think it's a very good idea.
好吧 Jack很生气 Well, Jack is angry enough
他努力让每一个人站在他那边来得到监护权 to try to get everyone on his side to get custody,
包括我亲爱的老母亲 including my dear,old mother,
那个有钱的能买下整个法庭的老母亲 who, by the way, is rich enough to buy the court.
就连Bob都觉得这不是个好主意 Even Bob doesn't thinkit's a good idea.
我只能希望 I'm just hoping
血缘关系可以浓厚于一切 that blood is thicker than I've been led to believe.
别指望这个 Don't count on it.
嘿 小Kate Hey, katie.
你妈妈叫你来了吗 Is your mother expecting you?
没 No.
你知道她多讨厌惊喜 You know how she hates surprises.
好吧 她会喜欢今晚的 Yeah, Well,she's gonna love tonight.
她正在洗澡 很快就结束了 She's in the bath now,but she'll be down soon.
怎么了 What is it?
我准备先在你身上试试 I'm gonna try this out on you first.
深思熟虑过了 嗯 Had second thoughts, huh?
Brad 抱歉 Brad, sorry.
我 快进来吧 I...Come on in.
不 No.
好吧 站在那 Okay. Stand there.
我只是过来告诉你 I just came by to tell you
我觉得Lauren会很喜欢Kate的 that I think Lauren would have really liked Kate.
好吧 小Kate 发生什么了 Okay, Katie, what's going on?
呃 Well...
我遇到了一个人 Uh, I've met someone...
以一种浪漫的方式 romantically.
哈哈 你开心的话 我就开心 Well,if you're happy, I'm happy.
你知道我不是在为你妈妈发声 You know I'm not speakingfor your mother,
但是我不明白 but I don't know
你为什么这么大惊小怪 why you're making such a big fuss over it.
好吧 重点是 Well, the thing is,
我遇到的那个人 the person that I met
以一种浪漫的方式与我有关联的那个人 and I'm involved with,romantically...
是一个女人 is a woman.
想说什么吗 What?
没什么话要说吗 You don't have anything to say?
我正在思考 I'm thinking about it.
自从你12岁那年把秋千带回来以后 I haven't seen you this happy
我就从来没见过你这么开心了 Since you got that swing out back when you were 12,
所以我的答案是支持 so it's okay with me.
我可以提一个建议吗 May I make a suggestion?
请讲 Sure.
你妈妈下来的时候我会离开这儿 I'd get out of this house before your mother comes down.
以让·保罗·盖蒂的名义 你在跟谁说话 Who in j. paul getty's name areyou talking to, Mary?!
我可知道现在已经晚到你看不成肥皂剧了 I know it's too late for your soap opera.
不 不晚 No, it's not.
哎呀 哎呀 Well, Well, well...
一位不请自来的客人 An unannounced visitor.
你知道我多喜欢这样 You know how I love that.
我知道 妈妈 I know you do, mother.
倒的太多了 Mary That's too much, Mary.
不 相信我 不多 No. Trust me, it's not.
好吧 有什么事 Well, what is it?
我可不希望你来这是为了 I hope you haven't come over here
请我给你的孩子们当保姆 to ask me to babysitfor your children
既然你现在已经是一个有工作的单亲妈妈了 Now that you're a singlemother with a...job.
上帝啊 很难说 God, that was hard to say.
你知道的 妈妈 You know, mother,
我觉得他们早晚有一天会惊讶的眼珠子都掉出来的 I think they'd sooner have their eYes gouged out.
你知道你的问题是什么吗 一直以来的 You know what your problem is,what it's always been?
不知道 但你肯定会告诉我 No, but I'm sure you're gonna tell me.
你一直都很自作聪明 You're a smart ass,always have been.
我知道 I know.
什么 What?
说吧 Just spit it out.
好吧 Well...
我已经遇到了一个人 I've met someone...
以一种浪漫的方式 And I'm seeing them romantically.
好吧 有点快 你不觉得么 Well, that was a little fast,don't you think?
呃 是的 Well, Yeah.
并且 那是个女人 And...it's a woman.
Mary 你不用听这个了 Mary, you don't needto hear this.
我不接受 I won't have it.
你听见我说的话了吗 Do you hear me?
真的不取决于你 妈 It's really not upto you, mother.
这违背上帝的旨意 It's against god.
你会下地狱的 You'll burn in hell for it.
那么 就让我下地狱吧 Well, then, I'll burn in hell for it.
这不正常 你不明白吗 It's not natural. Don't you understand that?
一个人去在乎去喜欢另一个美好的人 to care about another human being who is spectacular
是正常的 is natural.
我活过来了 I've finally come back to life.
母亲 我已经等了很多年 等一个像Mac一样的人出现 Mother, I've waited years for someone like Mac to come along.
Mac是什么类型的名字 女人么 What kind of a name is that for a woman?
还是拉拉们的绰号 Is that a lesbian nickname of some sort?
不是 不是 No, it's not.
我养我的女儿可不是为了让她去喜欢女人的 I did not raise my daughter to be a lesbian.
这与你无关 This is not about you.
我不接受 I won't have it.
你必须从现在不要见她 You'll stop seeing her right now.
让你失望了 我是个成年人了 I'm an adult now, much to your astonishment.
你不能再控制我了 You can't boss me around anymore.
但是 But...
你可以不再见我 You can stop seeing me,
我希望不要这样 which I hope you won't,
因为 尽管我们之间存在种种问题 because, in spite of all our problems,
你还是我的妈妈 我爱你 you're my mother,and I love you.
我也是你唯一的孩子 And I'm your only child.
所以我希望 等这件事对你的打击消退了 So I hope, once the shock wears off,
你会努力去敞开心扉慢慢接纳的 you'll try to open your mind to this and accept it.
有一件事你需要知道的是 There's one thing you can count on...
那一天永远不会到来 That day will never come.
什么 What?!
很抱歉 Sorry.
跟你妈妈坦白的过程并不顺利 是吗 Didn't go well with your mother, did it?
嗯 是 No, it did not.
她说什么了 What happened?
她说了很多《圣经》里的话 She pretty much saidthe biblical thing
然后不要我了 and disowned me.
你得给她点时间缓缓 You know, you have to give her time.
我妈妈曾经也这样 现在我们关系很亲近 My mother did the same thing, and now we couldn't be closer.
首先 你妈妈和我妈妈不是一个类型 First of all, your mother and my mother are not the same.
我们从来没有亲近过 We've never been close.
她也不需要时间 And she doesn't need time,
因为她会一直这么固执的 because she's gonna feel this way forever.
其次比起没有妈妈 So, in addition to not having a mother,
我有一个正在消化这件事的女儿 I have a daughter who's processing it,
一个还不知道的儿子 一个曾经的好朋友 a son who doesn't know,an ex-best friend,
都一下子变成老古董了 who all of a sudden, is related to jerry falwell,
还有一个想把我孩子带走的丈夫 a husband who wants to take my kids away
所以 总而言之 So, all in all,
这出戏很绝 I'd say this coming-out thing's been a big hit.
我 呃 警告过你了 I, uh,I did try to warn you
出柜会让一切变得很乱 It could get really messy.
我真不知道居然会这么乱 I didn't know it would get this messy.
如果我知道 If I did...
怎样 你就不说了 What? You wouldn't have done it,
或者你就不会对我投入感情了 or you wouldn't have had feelings for me,
还是你不想跟我一起渡过难关了 or you wouldn't have gone through with it?
我不知道 I don't know.
那么我该离开了 Then I should leave.
不要 不要 No. No, No, No.
那你想让我做什么 Then what do you want me to do?
不知道 I don't know.
我不能就这样坐着 Because I can't sit here
看着你为我失去一切 and watch you lose everything because of me.
有那么一秒钟 我觉得我可以处理好 One minute, I think I can handle it,
但是下一秒我的理智告诉我不可以 and the next, I'm sure I can't.
然后我想到了你 Then I think of you,
然后我就知道我的理智离我而去了 and I know I'm completely out of my mind.
Jack Jack.
Kate Kate.
我该走了 I'll go.
不 不用走 这与你们有关 No. No, it's fine. This concerns both of you.
Mary给我打电话了 Mary called me,
她也告诉我你妈妈的反应了 and she told me how dorothy reacted,
跟我反应差不多 which was pretty much how I reacted.
但我不想像你妈妈那样 And I don't want to be like your mother.
你知道的 显得那么小肚鸡肠 You know, I don't want to be small and petty.
但是我也想小肚鸡肠一点 But I-I do want to be small and petty,
但Sam说我这样太差劲了 but Sam says that's a really bad thing to be.
她还只是个孩子 She's a kid,
很莫名其妙 我不知道她怎么知道的 and somehow, I don't know how,she knows that.
她也逼我来这儿 She also forced me to come down here,
我真的很不想来 which I really did not want to do.
我的本意是伤害你 My instinct was to hurt you
就像你伤害我的那样 the way you hurt me.
但是瞧 我也不想这么做 But, see, I don't want to do that, either.
不想把孩子带离你身边 I don't want to take the kids away from you.
我不理解你现在做的事 I don't...understand what you're doing.
可能永远也不会理解 Maybe I never will.
可能我懂得如何和另一个男人竞争 Maybe I would have known how to compete with another guy,
但是 But...
我真的不知道如何跟女人竞争 I have no idea how to compete with a woman.
我很困惑 I'm very confused.
但是 我们相遇的时候我多么爱你 But what I loved about you when we met...
我依旧多么爱你 I still love about you.
我希望你开心 I want you to be happy.
也希望自己开心 And I want to be happy, too.
所以 So...
我会努力做得更好 I'm gonna try to do better.
这就是所有我想说的了 That's all I wanted to say.
嗯 嘿 你好美 Mmm, Hey, beautiful.
嘿 Hey.
你有考虑过我们遥远的某天 Would you consider us living together
住在一起吗 somedayin the far away future?
不是我期待的反应 Not the reaction I was hoping for.
哦不是 只是你得放慢速度 Oh, it's just --you need to slow down.
好吧 Okay.
我刚刚从忙的团团转中解脱出来 I just jumped through some huge hoops.
现在一想想还有事儿需要接着团团转 I'm too tired right now
我就很累 to even think about jumpingth rough another one.
好吧 All right.
并且正如你的那样 爱我 也爱我的狗 And as your saying goes,"love me, love my dog."
我的是 爱我 也爱我的两个孩子 Mine is, "love me, love my two kids,"
况且他们还不像Bob一样训练有素 And they're not nearly as well-trained as Bob is.
嘿 Hey.
你做好速成家庭的 Are you prepared for that...
准备了么 an instant family...
一个根本不了解我们的家庭 One of whom doesn't even know about us?
做好了 Yes.
哎 我得喘喘气 Well, I'm gonna have to catch my breath.
进展太快了 That's a big leap.
好 Okay.
嘿 嘿 嘿 Hey, Hey, Hey,Hey, Hey, Hey.
就喘一口气 It's just a breath.
你什么时候这么关心你外婆了 Since when do you care if your grandma comes to anything?
我不知道 我只是为了我妈妈做的 I don't. I'm doing this for mom.
别站起来 Don't get up.
如果你们来这儿是想教育我的 If you've come hereto lecture me,
知道门在哪吧 You know where the door is.
我们不是来这儿教育你的 We didn't come hereto lecture you.
我只是来邀请你参加我毕业典礼的 I came here to invite you to my graduation.
那不是挺好的嘛 Isn't that sweet?
我很确定你妈妈还有那个女人 And I'm sure your motherand that woman
也会在场 will be there, too.
不好意思 Samantha I'm sorry, Samantha,
她们在哪 我就不在哪 but I won't be where they are.
第一 First of all,
那个女人有名字 是Mcnally that woman has a name -It's Mcnally.
第二 这不是关于你的 And second of all,this isn't about you.
这是关于我的 It's about me.
这是我的毕业典礼 This is my graduation.
如果你不来 And if you don't come,
你会失去你的女儿和你的外孙女 you don't have a daughter or a granddaughter.
Dorothy 记住你爱那个人 It's...so much easier,Dorothy,
并且选择性遗忘过往 to...remember why you love someone
是很简单的 and to move past things,
就算你不理解 even if you don't understand them.
你也可以假装你理解 you can just pretend to...
就像我一样 like I'm doing.
Kate是个很不寻常的人 Kate's a remarkable person.
她生了那个孩子 She gave me that kid.
甚至是你也不得不承认 And even you have to admit...
那是个很棒的孩子 That's some kid.
我们向大家介绍2002届毕业班 We present to you the graduating class of 2002.
Sam 我为你骄傲 I'm very proud of you, Sam,
我爱你 真的很爱你 and I love you very, very much.
再说下去我要哭了 Don't you dare make me cry.
我花了三个小时画眼线 It took me three hours to get my eyeliner on.
对不起 我花了很久才消化你这件事 I'm really sorry it took me so long to come around.
我知道你培养我不是为了叫我反对同性恋的 I know you didn't raiseme that way.
乖孩子 你怎么改变主意的 Honey...What made you change your mind?
我意识到了你现在是真开心 I realize that you're really happy now,
你很久都没有这样了 and you haven't been for a long time.
就很简单 嗯哼 That's it -- simple, huh?
你真是个好孩子 You area spectacular person.
别推我了 我想去自然会去的 You stop pushing me. I'll get there when I get there.
对 那得等到猴年马月了 Yes, and we'll all be dead by then.
好吧 我该怎么叫她 我该怎么称呼她们 Well, what do I call her? What do I call them?
她们有名字 外婆 直接叫就好 They have names, grandma. Start there.
瞧瞧你 We'll see about that.
真高兴你以毕业典礼的名义又把这件事揪出来了 Glad you took that thing out, anyway, for graduation.
为什么要这么做 这事不是翻篇了吗 Why did you do this? Doesn't this wash out, dear?
不 永远不会翻篇的 外婆 No, it's permanent, grandma.
妈 有个人我想让你见一面 Mother, there's someone I want you to meet.
这是Mac 这是我母亲Dorothy This is Mac. This is my mother, Dorothy.
你好 Dorothy Hello, Dorothy.
很高兴见到你 Nice to meet you.
这是Brad This is Brad.
嗨 你怎么样 Hi, how are you?
在办公室工作 Works at the office.
你们都一起工作 You all work together?
是的 Yes.