Hey, wake up!
嘿 起床
We've got something for you.
我给你准备了些东西
He's crazier than a career in zoo.
他比动物园的动物还疯狂
You never know what he might do.
你永远不知道他要做什么
He's Felix the Cat
他就是菲力猫
and he's here for you.
他就在你面前
With Poind… (Poindexter!)
和波因…（波因德克斯特！）
and the Professor,
和教授
the Master Cylinder too! (HELP!)
还有塞林德大师（救命!）
The madness is mixed with his bag of tricks.
他的疯狂有着各种把戏
You know, you know,
你懂的 你懂的
he's gonna pull us through! (You're right!)
他会把我们吸引得目不转睛（你说的没错！）
So find you place at the TV screen
快在电视前找好位子
for the most wonderful cat
来看看你见过的
that you've ever seen.
最神奇的猫咪
He's always up to something new
他总有些新把戏
It's Felix the Cat
他是菲力猫
and he's here for you.
在这里等你
It's Felix the Cat
他是菲力猫
and he's here for you!
在这里等你
Gee, what a nice day for a picnic.
今天真适合野餐
Yes, Mr. Felix.
是的 菲力猫
Look, a perfect place to have our lunch.
看 一个适合吃午餐的好地方
And Apple tree, swag.
还有苹果树
This is the light, aren't Poin-Z?
是不是很惬意 波因？
yeah Mr. Felix, great.
是的 菲力猫 当然
Hey what's all let's stop bulging in your pockets looks?
你口袋里鼓鼓的一包是什么？
These are my toys.
这些是我的玩具
Such as what?
有什么？
My midget Geiger counter.
我的小盖革计数器
that's your Geiger counter.
你的盖格计数器
Yes, and my little spectrum analyzer,
是的 还有我的小频谱分析仪
and my handy dandy isotope integrator, and …
还有方便使用的丹迪同位素积分器 还有…
Okay, okay.
好的 好的
Don't overdo it.
不用都拿出来
Sounds, wizard. we got two of them this time.
听着 巫师 我们这下一次抓到他们两个了
Where am I?
我在哪里？
and who are you?
你们是谁？
They call me the wizard.
人们叫我巫师
I know I was just dreaming all this.
我知道我是在做梦
This is no dream.
这不是梦
I pulled you out of the future with my magic apples.
我用魔法苹果把你们从未来拉过来
Magic apples?
魔法苹果？
I say.
我说
He are a better specimen.
这是个更好的实验样本
Yeah, but this one looks smart.
是啊 但这个看上去很聪明
A patience premium.
需要耐心的代价
Genius type.
天才型
Young man, I hereby appoint you an assistant to wizard.
年轻人 我赋予你巫师助理的工作
what is your name?
你叫什么名字？
Poindexter.
波因德克斯特
And that's Mr. Felix.
那是菲力猫
Felix, an odd name.
菲力 怪名字
Yeah, sounds like the name of a cat.
是啊 听着像是只猫的名字
if you joker's are finished, we'll be on our way.
如果你们这些小丑讲完了 我们要走了
Come on, Poindexter.
来吧 波因德克斯特
Coming, Mr. Felix.
我来了 菲力猫
My world, a castle.
我的天 一座城堡
A medieval castle.
一座中世纪城堡
Amazing.
太惊人了
Ah, either I'm dreaming,
不是我在做梦
or we're in Hollywood.
就是我们在好莱坞
why you?
为什么是你？
A stair one.
有个台阶
It must make somewhere.
一定可以逃到什么地方
I can't figure it out.
我搞不懂
When I was having a nice picnic with Poindexter,
我明明是和波因德克斯特在野餐
then a couple apples not that silly.
然后两颗傻苹果掉下来
Then bingo.
接下来一下子
We're back in the Middle Ages
我们就回到中世纪
with a crazy old wizard
跟一个疯狂的老巫师
holding Poindexter prisoner up in that tower.
把波因德克斯特囚禁在高塔里
Well, Poindexter.
看看 波因德克斯特
This is my laboratory.
这是我的实验室
It has all the latest scientific equipment.
有最先进的科学仪器
everything an alchemist needs to make gold.
有任何炼金术士要用到的东西
Make gold?
炼金？
Yes, it is your first assignment.
是的 这就是你的第一个任务
But Mr. wizard, transmutation of the elements is impossible
但是巫师先生 元素转换是不可能的
with such primitive equipment.
还是用这么原始的设备
Quit stalling, or else.
别拖延时间 不然就…
Come Sir Rock.
来吧 洛克爵士
let's fight phoenix.
我们去打凤凰
Bu I shall return.
我还会回来的
-Poin-Z. -Mr. Felix.
-波因 -菲力猫
Let's scram over here, quick.
我们快逃出去
But how, Mr. Felix?
但是怎么逃 菲力猫？
That door is locked.
那扇门锁上了
So we go through the window.
我们从窗户逃出去
Oh, fine. He's faded.
好吧 他晕过去了
Footsteps, they are coming back.
脚步声 他们回来了
Wake up, Poin-Z.
快醒醒 波因
What's that in his pocket?
他口袋里那是什么？
A funny-looking gadget,
一个看着很有趣的小工具
looks like a gun.
看上去像是枪
Maybe I can scan balls.
也许我可以发射几枪
Felix, what are you doing here?
你在这里干什么？
Yeah, you should be out in the moat, what the lord.
你应该在外面的护城河里
Stand back, or I will shoot.
往后退 不然我就开枪了
Grab him Sir Rock.
抓住他 洛克爵士
Okay, your last word.
好吧 刚才就是遗言了
Hey, wizard, you look like a bag of bones.
嘿 巫师 你看上去就像是一堆骨头
You don't look so good your sir.
你看上去也没很好 爵士
What can you be eat like it?
你怎么被吃成这样了？
Wow, let me out of here.
哇 让我出去
Wow, me too.
哇 我也是
You did it, Mr. Felix.
你做到了 菲力猫
Nice work.
太棒了
Yeah, what is this thing?
这是什么？
It is my pocket x-ray machine, Mr. Felix.
那是我的口袋X光机 菲力猫
I knew it would come in handy.
我就知道这很方便
That it did.
的确
Hey, the walls are closing yet.
嘿 墙壁越来越近了
I gotta get out. I gotta get out.
我要逃出去 逃出去
Felix. You're trapped, trapped, trapped.
菲力猫 你逃不掉了 逃不掉的
But that bag won't work for me.
但这个包不听我指挥
It'll only do magical for him.
它只听菲力猫的命令
I must think, think, think.
我得想一想 想一想
Nobody escapes from me.
没人能从我手中逃走
Free, free.
我自由了 自由了
This is getting to lock us.
这又把我困住了
A mouse hole, my last chance.
一个老鼠洞 我的最后机会
I have other plans for you, Felix.
我还有其他安排给你 菲力猫
Wow, I like to travel but this is ridiculous.
我是很喜欢旅游 但这太夸张了
I must be a zoom against my atmos.
我一定是冲出大气层了
That put him in circulation.
把他丢进绕地轨道了
Oh my, I'm getting hungry.
噢 我的天 我开始饿了
They don't even have all the service up here.
这儿什么服务都没有
I'll call him up.
我要打给他
Hello, Mellie, long distance please.
你好 梅莉 我要打个远距电话
Are you suffering I hope?
你是不是正在苦苦挣扎？
Well, Felix. Ray for Felix.
菲力猫 太棒了 菲力猫
But, but, but you're a hero.
但 但你成英雄了
Did you hear me?
你听到了吗？
You, you're a hero.
你 你是英雄了
-Did, did you… - I am?
-是不是你 你… -我？
Gee wish, I don't deserve all this.
天呐 这都不是我应得的
I don't say he doesn't.
我不认为他不是
it's my idea, mine, mine, mine.
但这是我的点子 我的 我的 我的
I never get any credit around here.
我从来没得过任何荣誉
I will blast Felix into atoms.
我要把菲力猫炸成原子
In the next chapter of The Adventures of Felix the Cat.
就在下一期的菲力猫大冒险里
What a duffle head that professor he has.
教授可真蠢
He made a world hero out of me.
他把我变成世界英雄了
I made blow boom. I made blow boom.
我气炸了 气炸了
Look where I am now.
看看我现在在哪儿
Wow, Eskimos.
哇 爱斯基摩人
Guess I'll drop in on them. Going down.
我猜我可以在这儿降落 下去喽
He's coming down. He's getting away.
他降落了 他逃走了
I will go to Alaska, and take him for good.
我要去阿拉斯加把他带走
That cat can't dive cross me.
那只猫休想得逞
Hey, who's throwing rocks?
嘿 是谁在乱丢石头？
Timber.
要倒下了
Welcome Felix the cat.
欢迎菲力猫
First cat in space.
太空第一猫
Our hero.
我们的英雄
Bye, Felix. Bye.
再见 菲力猫 再见
For you, my dear.
给你的 我亲爱的
Thank you, madam.
谢谢您 女士
This is very touching.
这真的很感人
I got the bag.
我拿到包了
I've gotta smarter than him again.
我又比他聪明了
To worry about the blowing giant.
至于这个快炸的东西
This is my luck day.
我今天可真幸运
Why? it's the professor.
什么？是教授
And he almost get my bag of tricks.
他差点拿走我的魔法包
Look at him. Like the audacity of it all taking all the bows.
看看他 像个草莽英雄一样接受他人的敬礼
A hero.
英雄
I want to be a hero, too. I want to be a hero.
我也想当英雄 我也想当英雄
I wanna be a hero. I wanna be a hero.
我想当英雄 我想当英雄
What a fool I be.
我可真傻
Righty-o.
没错哦
He's at the lake.
他在湖边
Swimming at the lake,
任何人在这个湖里游泳
never get to cross.
都没有横跨过
No boat.
没有船
No one can ever get it.
没人能过去
Now, what's he up to?
现在 他想怎么着？
Amazing, he's turned that little bag of tricks into a canoe.
太神奇了 他把那个小包变成了独木舟
I must have that bag.
我一定要拿到那个包
Yes, professor.
是的 教授
My professor disguise
我的教授伪装
Did you send for me professor?
是您找我吗 教授？
Yes, get me that bag.
是的 把那个包给我
Come on, hit him at the face straight.
上 打他的脸
Good riddance to bad robots.
很好地摆脱了那个坏机器人
Okay, now over to the enlarging machine.
好的 现在去放大机
Now padding in the shelters, size 44.
设定好一切 尺寸44
Light on the red.
按下红色按钮
Oh, that buster is now breaking some.
噢 那家伙把一切都毁了
Or I can't stand that any longer.
我再也忍不了了
Property of Felix indeed.
菲力猫的资产
This time we will fix his wagon.
这次一定要好好修理他
But Professor, I thought we was after his gold mine.
但教授 我以为我们是在找他的金矿
Just a figure of speech, stupid.
只是个比喻 笨蛋
You mean, we are problems?
你是说我们要找麻烦？
No, Rock stuff.
不 为了矿石
All we want is his gold mine.
我们要的就是他的金矿
I get it.
我知道了
Here comes Felix now.
菲力猫来了
Get behind that sign.
躲到告示牌后面
Hey, why the cannon, stranger?
为什么拿枪对着我 陌生人？
I'm the sheriff you need here part.
我是这里的警长
I'm really the professor.
其实我是教授
But Felix doesn't know it.
但菲力猫不知道
You're under arrest.
你被捕了
What's the charge?
我犯了什么罪？
There's no charge.
没有罪名
This here's a free country.
这是个自由的国家
What's in that bag?
你那个包里是什么？
Gold.
金子
Go, hand it over.
把它交给我
Here.
给你
Chicken feed.
鸡饲料
Japity.
杰普提
That's me.
是我
Take this here prisoner to judge Crater's court.
把这个犯人带到克雷特法官的法庭上
Okay, sheriff.
好的 警长
Court hearings.
准备上庭
Stagecoach Harry, Sawdust Carmen, One Eyed Mcterry …
关山飞渡哈里 锯尘卡门 独眼麦克泰瑞…
Order in court.
肃静
Prisoner, what are you guilty of?
犯人 你犯了什么罪？
I'm not guilty of anything.
我没犯罪
Come, come now.
拜托 老实交代
Everybody is guilty of something.
每个人都有罪
Listen, every man commits a crime at one time or another,
听着 每个人都会承认犯过罪
whether he is mean to kids
不管他是对孩子苛刻
or unkind to his mother.
还是对妈妈冷漠
Punishment should fit the crime.
总有应对罪状的处罚
Swift justice mustn't fail.
正义永远不会错判
So I will give you time to think.
所以我给你时间思考
And 30 days in jail.
先在监狱里待30天
I see it the last.
我居然最后露馅了
You, you the professor.
你 你是教授
Yeah, how about that?
是又如何？
Japity, lock him up before I lose my temper.
杰普提 在我发飙前把他带下去
They can't do this to me.
他们不能这样对我
A… a container.
一 … 一个集装箱做的监狱
Jail, a fine place to be.
监狱 是还不错
But the professor heading for my gold mine.
但教授去我的金矿了
Well, professor.
好的 教授
This time we'll get Felix's gold mine.
这次我们一定能拿到菲力猫的金矿
Yes, watch your step, stupid.
是 小心脚下 傻子
I'm coming up.
我马上来
Hey, professor. This is no time to play games.
嘿 教授 没时间玩游戏了
Tell him.
跟他说
Look, professor. Eagle's eggs.
看 教授 是老鹰蛋
Hey, what's coming up there?
嘿 这是什么？
A prairie pop.
一只草原地鼠
Here, pop.
这儿 地鼠
Nobody loves a jail friend.
没人喜欢关在监狱里的朋友
Come on pop, in here.
过来 地鼠 来这里
Look, professor, a cave.
看 教授 有个山洞
Maybe it's a shortcut to the gold mine.
或许是去金矿的近路
Oh, boy. Fresh air.
噢 伙计 终于呼吸到新鲜空气了
Bye now.
再见了