- Hey! 嘿
- Sorry. 对不起
Hey! 嘿
Fucking give it to me, please! 他妈的把它给我，求你了！
- Just let us see it. -让我们看看。
- No! 不给！
- Come on, just let us see it. 拜托 让我们看看。
- Give it to me! 把它给我！
- Okay okay okay, fine, fine. 好吧好吧好吧，好，好吧
Not them, just me. 不给他们看 只给我看一眼
- Dude, come on, cut it out. 老兄别闹了
- I won't take a picture, I swear, see? 我不会拍照的，我发誓，好吗？
- Jeremy! 杰里米！
- Phone's away, just let me see it. 把手机拿开 就让我看一眼
- Everyone is gonna see. 每个人都会看见
- Hold on. 等等
We're negotiating. 我俩正在协商
- Seriously man, just stop being assholes. 说真的，老兄，别再做混蛋了。
Come on, this is stupid. 别这样太蠢了。
- Let go! 松手！
- No no no, I got it. 不不不 我想到了了
Take what's-his-face, the Korean kid, 要怎么说呢，那个韩国小孩，
fucking kwong wah kow or one of those 该死的广华
horrible names or something. - Dude, his parents are 或那些可怕的名字什么的。老兄，他的父母
loaded, I should be so lucky. 很有钱，我应该很幸运。
They probably pick me up in a 他们可能会在热水盆滚翻的时候来接我
hot tub rollover or something. 或者什么的
- The kid in pe,. 上体育课的孩子
- His would warp the corsage. 他会扭曲胸花的。
- Oh come on, it'd be your good deed for the year. 来吧，这是你今年的好事。
Pull a Christine and have all the 拉着一个名为克里斯汀的男生，让
kids vote for him for prom king. 所有的孩子投票给他，把他选为舞会的王。
- Dude, the movie's Carrie, dipshit. 老兄，电影是嘉莉，笨蛋。
- No no no, hold on, i got it, I totally got it. 不，不，不，等等，我知道了，我完全明白了。
You know who you should go with? 你知道你应该和谁一起去吗？
- Yeah, who? 嗯 谁呢？
- Cyclops. － 独眼巨人。
- Oh my god, you're so fucked. 噢，天哪，你真他妈的坏。
- Watch him show up with a parrot and a peg leg. 看他带着鹦鹉和假腿出现。
- He's right there. 他就在那儿。
- So go ask him. 那就去问他
- No! 不
- Come on, now's your chance, go on. 快点，现在是你的机会，快去吧
Fine, fine, I'll do it. 好吧，好吧，我来问
Hey. 嘿
Hey you. 嘿 喊你呢
What's his name? 他叫什么名字？
- Mike? 麦克吗？
- Hey, hey Mike! ——嘿 嘿 麦克
Hey! 嘿
- Shut up! 闭嘴！
- Jesus, come on. 上帝 拜托
Where are you going? 你去哪？
- This is ridiculous. 这很荒谬
- We're awful. 我们的确很糟糕
- Hey eyeball! 嘿 眼球男
There's something to your right! 你的右边有东西！
Just kidding. 开玩笑
Careful, watch your, nah, just kidding. 小心，看你，不，只在开玩笑。
Goddammit Matt, would you stop fucking walking already? 该死的马特你能不能别再走了？
Get in the goddamn car. 快上车
Hurry up, come on. 快点快点儿。
Dude, so I got this new game. 老兄，我有了这个新游戏。
Open world, sandbox kind of game. 开放世界，沙盒类游戏。
I dunno, it doesn't even have 我不知道，它甚至还没有名字，
a name yet, that's how new it is. 这就是它的新颖之处。
My aunt grabbed this advanced 我的阿姨在洛杉矶
beta testing copy in la, oh yeah, 拿到了这个高级测试版，对了，
she's staying with us by the way. 顺便说一下，她和我们住在一起。
You'll meet her, she's cool. 你会见到她的，她很酷。
Anyway, it's nuts! 总之,是疯了！
Anywhere you wanna go, you can go, 无论你想去哪里，你可以去
anything you wanna do, you can do. 无论你想做什么 你可以做
You can steal jets. 你可以偷飞机。
- No, you can't just, yeah, that's why 不，你不能只是，是的，这就是为什么
they got a joint account, douchebag 有一个共同帐户，混蛋
because it's both of ours, you can't, 因为它是我们两个人的 你不能
yes, yes I did, every paycheck! 是的 是的 我有 每笔薪水
Yeah, and if I don't see every penny 是的，如果星期五以前
returned by Friday i will stick my 我没有看到每一分钱都回来，就把
lawyer in your ass so fast it'll 我的律师塞进你的屁股里，
make your fucking head explode! 这样你就他妈的脑袋开花了！
Hey! 嘿
Hey, can you go get hunter please, he's in his crib! 嘿，你能去看看亨特吗，他在他的婴儿床里！
Wait wait wait wait wait, hold on. 等等，等等，等等。
What do you mean until i give back the ring? 你说直到我把戒指还给你是什么意思？
I gave back the ring. 我把戒指还给了他。
Yes. 是的
Yes I did, when you were here! 是的，你在这里的时候，我给你了！
- I got you. 有我在
- Are you high or just retarded? 你喝高了还是智障呢？
Yeah, yeah, that's what i thought, that's what I thought. 是啊，我也是这么想的。我就是这么想的。
- Mr. Cahill is out sick, but he has left me 卡希尔先生生病了，但他给我留下了
instructions to have you work on group projects. 指示，让你们参加小组项目。
Today you will be dissecting fetal pigs. 今天，你们将解剖胎猪。
If you do not feel comfortable dissecting 如果解剖实际的动物
the actual animals, there are computers 让你觉得不舒服 在房间的一侧
set up on the side of the room that 放着电脑能够
will take you through the virtual process. 让你了解虚拟的解剖过程
Okay, split up into groups of two and you 好了 分成两个人一组 你们
can find your specimens on the back table. 可以在后面的桌子上找到你们的标本。
- Okay, so it says here we need 好的，这里说我们需要
to insert the blade through the 把刀片穿过
body on one side of the umbilical cord 脐带一侧的身体
and cut posteriorly to the base of the leg. 然后向后切到腿的底部。
What do you say, you wanna do the honors? 你怎么说，你想动手吗？
Okay, I'll do it. 好了 我来吧
Who's getting hungry? 谁饿了？
That was a joke. 开玩笑
Well, I mean... 嗯 我是说
I'm a vegetarian, but it's also 我是个素食主义者，但这也是
because of the whole animal rights 因为动物权利的问题，
thing more than just 'cause I got a 不仅仅因为我的腰带
waistband the size of a low-flying blimp. 有一只低飞艇那么大。
That was a joke too. 还在开玩笑
Kinda. 有点
Okay, never mind. 好了 不要介意
Extend a single cut along the midline 将动物心室表面的
of the ventricular surface of the 中线延伸
animal to about two centimeters 至约2厘米，
from the chain, cut completely 完全切开，然后再切下
through the yadda yadda yadda yadda, 等等等等等等等等
okay, what is this, rocket science? 好吧 这是什么，火箭科学吗？
All right. 好了
- Hey, what's going on? 嘿，发生什么事了？
- I wanna suck off Justin langsey. -我想要吮贾斯汀的鸡鸡
- Who? 谁？
- Number six. 六号
He's so clumsy, I love it. 他太笨拙了，我喜欢。
I just wanna yank down those little 我只是想要拉下他的那些小
black shorts of his and suck his dick. 黑色短裤和吸吮他的家伙。
- Okay, all right. 好的，好的。
- But he's got a small dick, you know? — 可是他的鸡鸡很小，你知道吗？
You don't believe me about this, 你不相信我，
but I've got a sixth sense about 但我对这类事情
these kinds of things, i do, seriously. 有第六感，我知道。说真的。
- I believe you. 我相信你
- I bet it is the size of a dry erase marker. 我打赌它的大小是一个干橡皮擦
- Okay, do you wanna just get out of here? 好吧，你想离开这里吗？
- I don't care you know, I'd suck it anyway. 我不管你知道，反正我也会吸。
Probably make it easier. 可能会让事情变得更简单。
- Hello? 喂？
- God he's beautiful. 上帝 他真好看
- Hey, you done? 嘿 你想完了吗？
- Yeah, yeah. 嗯 嗯
- Let's go. 走吧
So the kid is just standing there 所以这孩子只是站在那里，
with his harmonica in his mouth. 嘴里衔着口琴。
- Right. 对呀
- And his dad's on his shoulders 他爸爸的肩膀上
with a noose around his neck-- 挂着一条套索
- oh shit, I gotta introduce you to Jill, hold on. 哦，见鬼，我要把你介绍给吉尔，等等。
Jill! 吉尔
- Basically he's just left to stand 基本上他只能站在那里，
there until, basically until he passes out. 直到他昏倒为止
- Jill! 吉尔！
- And his dad hangs to death, it's insane, -他爸爸挂死了，这太疯狂了，
it's such a great, great shot, 真是太棒，太棒的一击，
I'll have to show it to you sometime. 我改天再给你看。
- Yeah. 是啊
Wait, how does he play the harmonica if hes's-- 等等，如果他不吹口琴，
- he's not playing the harmonica. 他是怎么吹口琴的。
- Jill! 吉尔
- It's like, it's just like a simple-- 就像，这就像一个简单的
- she must've gone out. 她肯定出去了。
You wanna play video games? 你想玩电子游戏吗？
Fuck. 操
Shit. 见鬼
- So there was this new girl in bio today. 今天生物课上有个新来的女孩
- Oh yeah? 哦是吗？
Is she cute? 她可爱吗？
Is she cute, you gonna ask her out? 她可爱吗，你要约她出去吗？
You gonna break some hearts? 你会伤到一些心吗？
- Pfft. 啐
- What pfft, what do you say it like that for? 什么啐 你说这是什么意思？
Come on. 拜托
You are a handsome-- 你很英俊
- I just mean-- 我只是说
- you're a handsome goddamn dude, 你是个英俊的家伙。
seriously, I mean it, you got 说真的，我是说真的，
this whole monocular man thing 你带着这个单眼罩
going on, total secret agent, 完全就是秘密特工
total Nick fury, Nick fucking fury man, 完全就是尼克般愤怒的人，尼克他妈的愤怒的人
except in the comic books, not in the movie, 除了在漫画书中，不在电影中
you're not Samuel l. Jackson, you're not bald. 你不是塞缪尔 1. 杰克逊，你不是秃头。
Or black. 你不是黑人
- But dude, she is the size of a house. -但伙计，她的身材有房子一般大
I mean she should save time and 我是说她应该节省时间，
shove me in a trash compactor. 把我扔进垃圾桶。
This girl would crush me. 这个女孩会把我压垮的
- No no no, she's not too fat. 不不不，她不太胖
- Yeah she is. 不 她很胖
- She's not that fat. 她没有那么胖
Just four feet too short, fuck. 只有四英尺太矮了,操
- What? 什么？
- What do fat women and mopeds have in common? 胖女人和轻便摩托车有什么共同点？
- I don't know. 我不知道
- They're both to fun to ride, but you wouldn't 他们都很好骑，但你不想
want your friends to see you on either one. 让你的朋友看到你骑任何一个
Right? 对吗？
- Okay, I have one. 好吧 我有一个
- Okay. 好吧
- How do you find a fat girl's vagina? 你怎么找到一个胖女孩的阴道？
- How? 怎么找？
- You flip through the folds until you smell crap. 你把褶子翻过来，直到你闻到垃圾的味道
Then you go back one. 然后你返回去
- Where did you even hear that? -你在哪里听到的？
- I don't know, it was on the Internet or something. 我不知道，是在互联网上或什么的
- Hey where were you, we were looking all over for you. 嘿，你在哪儿，我们到处找你
Oh yeah, Matt, Jill, Jill, Matt. 哦是的 马特，吉尔，吉尔，马特。
- Hey. 嘿
Is anyone sitting here? 这里有人坐吗？
So you're elmo's aunt? 这么说你是埃尔莫的姨妈？
I mean that's pretty weird right? 我是说这很奇怪对吧？
How does that even happen? 这是怎么回事？
- His mom is my sister and my dad's his grandpa. 他的妈妈是我的姐姐，我爸爸是他的外公。
What, do you want me to draw you a family tree? 你想让我帮你画家谱吗？
- No, no, I just... 不 不 我只是
I don't know, 'cause i mean my sister and I, 我不知道，因为我的意思是我和我姐姐，
we're like, I don't know, I was just trying-- 我们就像，我不知道，我只是在尝试……
- you was just trying to make some weird roundabout 你只是想为那天伤害我的感情而
apology for hurting my feelings the other day. 做一些怪异的迂回道歉。
- What-- 什么
- which is fucking lame by the way. 顺便说一句，这太烂了。
You can do that with a fucking fat joke, ugh. 你可以讲一个该死的胖的笑话，呃。
So you clearly wanna make amends or 你显然想要补偿或者
pacify your conscience or weasel me 安抚你的良心或者让我
into bed or whatever the fuck it is 上床或者无论你他妈想做什么，
that you're trying to do, - wait, what? ——等等，什么？
So why don't you just get it over with? 那你为什么不用一句结束这一切呢？
"I'm sorry"? “对不起”
- Okay, I'm sorry. 好吧 对不起
- Do you mean it? 你是真的在道歉吗？
- Yeah. 是的
- Great. 好极了
We can be friends again, take a seat. 我们可以再做朋友，坐下。
So how long have you known-- 所以你们认识多久了-
you know what? 你知道吗？
This isn't really doing it for me. 这不是真的为我做。
You wanna get out of here and eat someplace else? 你想离开这里到别的地方去吃吗？
- Sure. 当然
I'll call elmo. 我打电话给埃尔莫
- Okay. 好吧
Where are we? 我们在哪里？
- Yeah, where the fuck are we going man, come on. 是啊，我们到底要去哪，伙计，拜托。
- No, it's going, we're going to this 没有，就，我们要去这
cool cafe, bar, diner type, I don't 很酷的咖啡馆，酒吧、 餐馆类型，我不
know what it is, but there is a bar 知道它是什么，但里面有个酒吧，
inside, we don't have to be 21. 我们不必须过了21岁
I used to go there all the time with my sister, 我过去常和我姐姐一起去那儿，
they've got great food, great corned beef hash. 他们有很棒的食物，很好的咸牛肉杂烩。
I mean they have salads and stuff too, so you're all set. 我是说他们也有沙拉之类的，所以你们都准备好了。
- Dude, did you just call me fat? ——老兄，你刚才是不是叫我胖子？
- What? 什么？
- What the fuck dude? - 他妈的怎么了？
- No, 'cause in class you said that thing 不，因为在课堂上你说过
about being a vegetarian, so I just thought... 做一个素食者的事，所以我就想…
No no no no, hey, I didn't-- 不不不 嘿 我没有
- you're an insensitive motherfucker. 你是个麻木不仁的混蛋
- I didn't mean anything by it. 我不是故意的。
Hey, hey, I'm really, goddammit. 嘿嘿 我真的 他妈的
- Why don't you go for a walk, okay? 你为什么不去散散步呢？
Take a minute. 等一下。
- I, I wasn't trying-- 我，我没想…
- why don't you just tell her 你为什么不直接告诉她
to go on a diet or something, huh? 去节食或干点别的？
- I didn't mean, that's not what 我不是这个意思，这根本
I meant at all, goddammit. 不是我的意思， 该死的
- What if she said something about your eye, huh? 如果她说了你眼睛的事怎么办 嗯？
What if she said something about your eye? 如果她说了你眼睛的事怎么办？
Would you be okay with that? - I don't care, ooooh shit. 你能接受吗？-我不在乎，噢 见鬼
- We got you! 我们骗到你了
- Nice! 真好
- That was so good! 那太好了
I wish you've could've seen your face. 我希望你能看到你的脸
- Oh yeah, that was good. 哦，是的，很好
- Did you see his face? -你看到他的脸吗？
You literally looked like I was about to shoot 你看起来像是我要
your fucking puppy, man. - That's not fucking funny. 杀了你的小狗，伙计。-这可不是什么好笑的事。
- Come on, I was just fucking with you, dude! 别这样，我只是跟你闹着玩，老兄！
Do I look like a salad type of girl to you? 你觉得我像沙拉类型的女孩吗？
I have my own fucking zip code, man. 我有我自己的邮政区号，老兄
- I don't know. 我不知道
- Oh, that reminds me of a joke. 哦，这让我想起了一个笑话。
What do fat women and mopeds have in common? 胖女人和轻便摩托车有什么共同点？
- Elmo already told me that joke. 埃尔莫已经告诉我那个笑话了。
- Oh fuck you, you fucking thief. 噢，去你的，你他妈的小偷。
- What do you mean fucking thief, it's a good joke. - 你这他妈的小偷是什么意思，这是个好笑话。
- No, it's a shitty goddamn joke, but it's my joke. 不，这是个该死的笑话，但这是我的笑话。
- You can't take ownership of a joke, it's everyone's joke. 你不能拥有一个笑话，这是每个人的笑话
- Whatever. 不管
- That's how jokes work. 笑话就是这样的。
- So what about you then? 那你呢？
I think it's gonna be great. 我想这会很棒的。
- Can you get behind that? 你能躲到后面吗？
- Just, I don't have road rage, okay? 我没有路怒，好吗？
People that have road rage do things that 有路怒的人会做一些不必要的事情，
are unnecessary, I yell when it's necessary. 必要的时候我会大叫。
- Yeah, I'm telling you you still have to 是的，我告诉你，
be the bigger person in that situation. 在那种情况下，你仍然必须是一个更大的人。
- Be the bigger, have you looked at me? 做一个更大的人 你看过我吗？
I'm never the bigger person. 我从来就不是个大块头
- Never, I've known him for a very long time. 我认识他很长时间了。
- Okay, all right, all right. 好吧 好吧 好吧。
Oh shit, I gotta go. 噢，该死，我得走了。
Look out, look out. 当心 当心。
- What are you doing? 你在干什么？
- My mother just texted me, I gotta go. 我妈妈刚发短信给我，我得走了。
I forgot, I promised her. - Where are you going? 我忘了，我答应过她了-你要去哪里？
- I gotta go make lobster triangles 我得去和她做点龙虾三角形，
with her for some benefit. 以备一些好处。
- Lobster triangles? -龙虾三角形？
- Kids with aids thing, whatever. 有艾滋病的孩子什么的。
Hey, can you drive him home? 嘿 你能开车送他回家吗？
- Yeah, I can. 是的 我能
- Great, okay cool, I'll see you guys later, bye. -好的，好的，待会儿见。再见。
- See ya. 再见
I'm about, oh. 我在说,噢。
- He's funny. 他真有趣
- Yeah. 是的
- Can I have a drag? -我能抽一下吗？
- Sure. 当然
Nice place. 好房子
- Yeah, it's okay. 是的 不错
- Just saying. 只是说说而已
So... 那么
- What? 什么？
I got so much homework to do. 我有很多家庭作业要做。
- Huh? 嗯？
- Got that calc test tomorrow. 明天有计算器测试。
- Right, calc test. - 对，计算器测试。
- But thanks for the ride. 不过谢谢你送我。
- Yeah, sure. 嗯 当然
- Goodbye. 再见
- Bye. 再见
- Hey. 嘿
- Shh shh. 嘘
You weaselly motherfucker. 你个混蛋。
- Did you have your book club tonight? 你今晚有读书会吗?
- Yeah, where were you? 是的 你去哪里了？
You were supposed to watch him, I got home at 你本来应该看着他的，
the end of a double expecting to drop him off. 我到家的时候有两个人想把他送走。
- Yeah, I know, I'm sorry. 嗯 我知道 对不起
- God, this kid came in right at the end of my shift. 天啊，这孩子在我换班的时候就进来了。
Decided to blow his head off with his father's shotgun. 决定用他父亲的猎枪打掉他的头。
Chickened out at the last minute trying 在最后一分钟临阵退缩，
to split the difference and instead 试图分裂，而不是
lost his jaw, it's a fucking mess. 失去了下巴，这真是一团糟。
- I know, I'm so sorry, just some stuff came up. 我知道，我很抱歉，只是发生了一些事情
Did you end up skipping the meeting? 你是不是错过了会议？
- Nah, I took him. -不，我带走了他。
Screamed his head off half the night, 尖叫着他的脑袋半个晚上，
but it was a horror novel, so whatever. 但它是一本恐怖小说，所以随便了
- Yeah, how was it? 嗯 怎么样？
- Oh are you kidding me? 你开玩笑吧？
It was shit, they're all shit, but whatever, they're fun. 那是狗屎，都是狗屎，但无论如何，它们都很有趣。
- Good. 好的
Hey, can I ask you something, and just 嘿，我能问你点事吗，
promise not to... - You shut up. 答应我不要…-你给我闭嘴。
What? 什么？
Shut up, what? 闭嘴 什么？
- Make fun of me or whatever? 开我玩笑还是怎样？
- Come on, when I have i ever made fun of you? 别这样，我什么时候取笑过你了？
- Like all the time? 像往常一样？
- Right, but lovingly. 好吧 但充满爱意。
So what is it? 那是什么？
What's the question? 有什么问题吗？
Hello! 你好
- Okay, it's stupid, no, just, sorry, forget it, never mind. 好吧，这很愚蠢，不，只是，对不起，算了，没关系。
All right, how... 好吧 如何
How do you tell if a girl likes you? 你怎么知道一个女孩是否喜欢你？
- So basically they just go over the lake 所以基本上它们就是穿过湖
and then I just shoot them with my twin Gauge. 然后我用我的双规射他们。
- I'm kinda scared of you right now. 我现在有点怕你。
- Oh my gosh! 我的天啊！
- I'm just saying, I'm just saying, it's like-- 我只是说，我只是说，就像……
- oh come on, it's really fun. 别这样真的很有趣。
It's like basically just-- 就像基本上只是--
- I kinda wanna, oh! -我有点想，哦 ！
- Whoa, what the fuck? - 哇 他妈的怎么回事？
Watch where you're going, you fat... 看看你要去哪里，你这个胖子
- I'm sorry, do you have something you wanna say to me? 对不起，你有话要对我说吗？
- No, it's too easy. 不，太容易了。
You have a beautiful day. 祝你有美好的一天。
- Sorry about that, i don't know what's 很抱歉，我不知道发生了什么，
going on, they're not normally like that. 他们通常不是这样的。
- Yeah, I'm pretty sure they are. 是的 我确信他们是。
- Oh hey, I see someone's in ap English. 哦，嘿，我看见有人用英语说话。
I love this book, have you actually got 我很喜欢这本书，你有没有看到
to the part where Sally tells Phillip that 莎莉告诉菲利普
she's pregnant right before he's about to-- 她怀孕了，就在他要去--
- thanks for your help! 谢谢你的帮助
- Ow! 噢
- Hey. 嘿
- Fuck. 操
- What's going on? 怎么了？
- Nothing, just waiting. 没什么 只是等人
- Yeah, for Jill? 噢 等吉尔吗？
- No. 不是
- Really, 'cause it's her car right here. -真的，因为这是她的车在这里。
I mean well it's my mom's car, but she's borrowing it. 我的意思是，这是我妈妈的车，但她借了它。
- Is it? 是吗？
- Yeah, yeah. 是啊 是啊
Didn't she give you a ride last night? 她昨晚没载你一程吗？
- Oh yeah, yeah, no, she did. -哦，是啊，不，她载我回去了。
- That's kinda weird, you don't remember the... 有点奇怪，你竟然不记得
- I guess I forgot. 我猜我忘了
- Forgot, that's seems weird. 忘了，这看起来很奇怪
Anyway, check this out. 不管怎样，看看这个
Folks are going to Norway on a bit 大家都要去挪威
of a buying trip, but what the hell, might as 买点东西，但是见鬼，他们还不如
well throw a while they're down there. 到那里去玩一会儿。
- Oh. 噢
Neat. 很棒
When is it? 在什么时候？
- Next month, during the regular prom-type prom. 下个月，在普通的毕业舞会上。
- Okay. 好吧
- Yeah, I talked to tonic, we're gonna -是啊我和Tonic谈过了。我们要
get three kegs, have some pizza, dance around, 买三桶酒，吃点披萨，尽情跳舞，
play some games that don't suck, 玩一些有趣的游戏
whatever, yeah, should be a pretty 无论如何，应该是个不错的
good time, but you should come. 时光，但你应该来
What am I saying, of course you're 我在说什么，你当然
gonna come, what else do you have to do? 会来，你还有别的事要做吗？
Sit around your house having 坐在你的房子周围
no depth perception or whatever? 没有深度知觉或什么？
- Come on. 别这样
- Hey, how far's my hand? 嘿，我的手有多远？
How far's my hand? - Stop it. 我的手有多远？——住手
- How far's my hand? 我的手有多远？
- Fuck you, man. 操你的
- Anyway, I'm gonna go to kinko's 总之，我要去金考公司
and make some copies, and I need 复印几份，我需要
you to come with me, all right? 你跟我一起去。好吗？
So let's go, let's go, come on. 走吧 走吧 快点
- Hey, I really can't... 嘿 我真的不能
- Oh hey, what's going on? 噢 嘿 怎么了？
- What's happening? 发生什么了？
- Trying to get one-eyed Willy 想让这位独眼的威利
here to go to kinko's for copies. 去金考公司复印些东西
- Mmm-mmm, sorry. 嗯 对不起
Did you tell him about our project? 你告诉他我们的项目了吗?
- What? 你说什么？
- What project? 什么项目？
- Wait, you really didn't tell? 等等，你真的没说？
We, this is so funny. 我们，这很有意思
Yeah, no, we have a thing. 嗯 不 我们有一件事要做
We have to go to the beach and 我们得去海边
collect 20 different types of 收集20种不同类型的
shells for this thing or whatever. 贝壳之类的东西
Yeah, but you didn't tell him? 就是的 但你没告诉他？
- You have to go to the beach to 你们必须去海滩
collect shells in the winter? 收集贝壳是在冬天吗？
- I know, right? 我知道 不是吗？
What the hell is wrong with the teachers here, right? 这里的老师到底怎么了，对吧？
We're all of a sudden in the third grade, man? 我们突然就成三年级了，伙计？
It's like no, you won't weasel out of this, 就像不，你不会逃避的，
I am not doing this shit on my own, I'm savvy 我不会自己做这件事的
like a motherfucking toothpick, so let's go. 我就像一根牙签，所以我们走吧
- Okay. 好吧
- Yeah, no, I mean I'm good to go too. 不 我是说我也能去
- We'll see you at the house. 我们回家见。
- I'll call you. 我会给你打电话的
- I'll just see you, I'll see 我会去见你的，
you tonight at the house. 今晚在家里见。
- Well give me an hour, i can do the shells thing. 给我一个小时，我可以做有关贝壳的事
- Yeah, I'll see you later, bye! 好吧，再见！
- Okay, well let me know where you're going 'cause 好吧，让我知道你要去哪里，因为
I can meet you later if you want to, right? 如果你愿意，我可以晚点见你，对吧？
- You didn't have to do that, you know. 你知道你不必这么做的。
- I'm sorry, I just... 抱歉 我只是
I get to see him all the time, I hang 我每天都能见到他，
out with him every day, and he's great, 我每天都和他在一起，他很棒，
he's great, I just know him so well. 他很棒，我非常了解他
I want to get to know you. 我想要了解你
More than I do now. 比我现在还想
Is that weird? 这很奇怪吗？
- Hey, are we going to the beach right now? 我们现在去海滩吗？
To collect shells? 收集贝壳？
- No, fuck that. 不去 去它的
What am I, a personal ad? 我是什么，个人广告吗？
No, let's go to the dump. 不，我们去垃圾场吧
- Anti-prom? 反舞会？
That's wicked cool. 真酷
- Thank you. 谢谢
- Yeah, you did this all by yourself? 是你自己做的？
- Yeah, yeah yeah. 是 是 是
- God, you're really talented, that's cool. 天啊，你真有天赋，很酷
You go to Ben frank? 你去找本·弗兰克？
- Yeah. 是
- Oh my god, me too, i mean I went there. 哦，天哪，我也是，我是说我去那里了。
- How much is it, by the way? 顺便问一下，多少钱？
- It's pretty brutal. 这太残忍了。
- Yeah. 是
Hey, so where is it? 嘿，所以在哪里？
The party? 派对？
- It's in laramie. 在拉勒米
So yeah, you should come. 所以你应该来
- Excuse me? 打扰一下？
- It's like shit, you fucking faggots, man. 就像屎，你这个混蛋
It's unbelievable, really, seriously. 真是难以置信，真的，说真的
- Bye. 再见
Hi, hey, is Matt right there? 嗨，嘿，马特在吗？
I just, I have his phone, i wanted to return it to him. 我只是，我有他的手机，我想把它还给他。
- I'm sorry, who are you looking for? 抱歉你在找谁？
- Hey Jill! 嘿吉尔
I just need the restroom quick, just stay here for a second. 我只是需要上一下洗手间，你就在这里待一下
- How old is she? 她多大了?
- It's a he. 是“他”
- All right. 好吧
Okay. 好的
- Yeah. 嗯
- Shut that behind you. 把门关上
- Yeah. 嗯
Is this your idea? 这是你的主意吗？
- Oh, no, it was like that when we moved in. 哦，不，我们搬进来的时候是这样的。
I just never got around to changing it. 我只是从来没想过要改变它
- You play? 你弹琴吗？
- No, I used to, but my hands are clumsy. 不，我以前是，但我的手很笨拙。
Can't really keep a beat either. 也不能保持节奏。
My mom got it for me 我妈妈
right after the whole eye thing. 在我的眼睛出事之后就给我买的
I guess she thought 'cause my vision 我想她认为是因为我的视力
was messed up that i should focus 混乱了，我应该专注于
on something auditory or whatever, 听觉之类的东西，
but yeah, never got past chopsticks. 但是，从来没有用过筷子
You sing, Matt? 你会唱歌吗 马特
- No. 不会
- You never sang before? 你以前从没唱过歌?
- I mean I'm not a good singer. 我的意思是我不是一个好歌手
- Will you sing with me? 你可以和我一起唱吗？
- I don't know it. 我不知道
- Come on, okay. 来吧 好吧
We'll start with something easy. 我们从简单的歌开始
Right? 好吗？
Chorus is... 合唱是...
Think you can do that part? 你能演那个角色吗？
- You're kind of amazing. 你真是太棒了
- Yeah. 是的
Okay. 好的
I won't lie to you if you don't lie to me. 如果你不对我撒谎，我就不会对你撒谎
How's that sound? 听起来如何？
Just be real with me. 对我真实一点
Shake on it? 握手同意吗？
- Oh god. 噢 天哪
All right. 好吧
Oh shit. 噢 见鬼
How was it? 怎么样？
- Like, you mean like how did it-- 就像 你是说它感觉怎么样吗？
- like was it okay, or... 还好吧
- I don't know, you tell me. 我不知道 你告诉我
- Oh god. 噢 天哪
Jesus. 上帝
Have you done that before? 你以前做过吗？
Oh, sorry, don't answer that, that's stupid. 哦，对不起，别回答这个问题，那很愚蠢
- Well I should probably get going, so... 嗯 我也许该走了 那么..
- Hey, I just, can i ask you something? 嘿 我能问你点事吗？
- Sure, yeah. 当然了
- You can totally say no if you want, there's no pressure. 如果你想你完全可以说不，不要有压力
- What is it? 什么事？
- Do you wanna go to prom with me? 你想和我一起去舞会吗？
Are you wearing makeup? 你化妆了吗？
- No. 没有
Chicks walking around with paint slathered on 小鸡到处乱逛，脸上涂满了油漆，
their faces, they look like fucking oompa loompas. 看起来就像奥伯伦柏人
Seriously. 说真的
Why, do you care? 为什么 你在乎吗？
- Oh no, I just thought most girls did is all. 哦，不，我只是觉得大多数女孩都这么做了。
- Well I'm not most girls. 我不是大多数女孩。
What the? 怎么？
Oh no fucking way, dude! 噢 他妈的有病啊 家伙
- Are you okay? 你还好吗？
Oh shit. 噢 见鬼
Maybe I can get some... 也许我能买到..
Can try and find some shoes around here somewhere. 能在这附近找几双鞋
- Wanna go to elmo's thing? 想不想去埃尔莫那？
- You mean do i wanna play cleanup 你是说我想参加
crew for party of the year? 年度派对的清理工作吗？
Nah. 不要
- Yeah, me neither. 嗯 我也不要
- So what should we do then? 那我们该干什么？
Who did you imagine yourself ending up with? 你以为自己最终会和谁在一起？
- What do you mean? 什么意思？
- You know, when you lie around 你知道，当你躺在那里
and think about girls or whatever. 想着女孩什么的
What do you think she'd be like? 你觉得她会是什么样子？
Is she anything like me? 她像我吗？
- Honestly? 老实说吗？
I just spent so much time trying to get through each day. 我只是花了太多时间试着度过每一天
Girls never really crossed my mind. 我从来没想过女孩
I know that sounds so pathetic, but... 我知道这听起来很可悲，但是
What about you, what'd you think of me? 你呢，你觉得我怎么样？
- Of you? 觉得你吗？
- You can be honest you know, 你知道，你可以很诚实
I don't care, I'm just curious. 我不关心，我只是好奇
- I... 我
I thought you were handsome. 我觉得你很帅
Can I see it? 我能看看吗？
- Sorry. 抱歉
- Check it out. 快来看啊
Cyclops has a lady. 独眼巨人有个女人
If ever there were two 如果有两个人
people who shouldn't be allowed to procreate. 不应该被允许生育
- Maybe they're free. 也许他们是免费的
- Right? 不是吗？
Fuck it, models don't need to talk. 该死的，模特不需要交流
Talking to you. 跟你说
- What happened? 发生什么了？
Okay, so you know that list they posted 好的，你知道他们在走廊上张贴的名单，
in the hallway, the one on the school list, 学校名单上的那个，
which schools people have gotten into? 人们进入了哪些学校？
- Yeah. 嗯
- Okay, well Justin langsey got into pilgrim mass. -好的，贾斯汀进入了朝圣者弥撒
- Oh yeah, that's the school you're going to right? 哦，是的，那是你要去的学校吗？
- I mean at first I was like I'll think about it, 起初我觉得我会考虑，
but now I'm like fuck yeah, why not right? 但现在我就像是他妈的 为什么不是呢？
But that's not even the best part. 但这还不是最好的部分
That's not even the best part. 但这还不是最好的部分
I'm standing there and I'm scanning 我站在那里，扫视
the list and all of a sudden Justin 名单，突然贾斯汀
comes up and he looks at the list, 出现了他看了看名单，
so I point to my name and I go hey, 所以我指着我的名字，我说嘿，
looks like we're going to the same school. 看来我们要去同一所学校
- All right. 好吧
- Smooth. 很顺利
- Right, right? 对吗？对吗？
Okay, so then he says nice, I'll see you there, right? 好吧 那他说很好 再见 不是吗？
Like he wants to hang out, he thinks 就像他想出去玩一样，他觉得
it's nice or something, you know what I mean? 很好或者什么的，你明白我的意思吗？
- It's something. 这很了不起
- You know who I'm talking about, Jill? 你知道我在说谁吗，吉尔？
Number six, basketball team, the nice ass? 六号，篮球队，长得好看的屁股的那个？
- Yeah, we know. 是的 我们知道
- Oh my god, the things i wanna do to that ass. 天啊，我想对那混蛋做的事
- We know. 我们知道
- I wish I could tell you, I mean -我希望我能告诉你，我的意思是
I've told you, but oh god, I actually, 是我告诉过你，但是哦上帝，我其实，
and this is great, I had a dream 这美极了，我那天晚上做了一个梦
the other night that he came on my face-- 梦见他亲我的脸
- would you shut the fuck up? 你能闭嘴吗？
- What? 怎么了？
- I just don't wanna hear about it is all. 我只是不想听这些
- What are you talking about? -
- I get that you wanna have sex with 我知道你想和贾斯汀做爱，
Justin, and that's great, but I don't 那很好，但我不知道
know why I hear about ever single fucking detail. 为什么我会听到任何一个细节
- 'Cause it's guy talk. 因为是男人之间的聊天
- What? 怎么了？
- I mean we're guys, we're talking, 我是说我们是男人，我们在谈话，
I mean you tell me about the girls. 我说你告诉我那些女孩的事
- No, I don't though, when do I do that? 不, 我不知道, 我什么时候这样做过?
- Right, you could if you wanted to, 好吧，如果你愿意，你可以的
and I would listen to you right because 我会好好地听你说，因为
that's how it goes, that's what friendship is, 朋友就是这样，那就是友谊，
we talk, that's what it is, I'd listen. 我们交谈，就是这样，我会倾听
- All right, okay, yeah yeah, 好吧 好吧 是的 是的
you're in love with a homophobic asshole! 你爱上了一个同性恋的混蛋！
- Yeah, well you're in love with a fucking slut. 是啊，你爱上了一个他妈的荡妇
- What? 怎么了？
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry. 对不起，对不起
- Since when was I in this fight? 从什么时候开始我加入这场吵架了？
- Hold on, did she ever tell you? 等等，她告诉过你吗？
She ever really told you why she got 她真的告诉过你为什么她
shipped across the country? 在全国各地乱跑吗？
Has she really gone into it, huh? 她真的给你说过吗？
- Can we not do this right now? 我们现在能不这样吗？
- Jill, I'm sorry, has she ever gone into it? -吉尔，对不起，她给你说过吗？
All the 40 year old fucking men, 所有40岁的该死的男人，
skeezy, middle-aged dudes that just 混蛋，中年男人都
wanna fuck some big-titted teenager. 想操一个大胸少女
- Fuck you! 去你妈的
Seriously! 我说的是真的
- And they still call her too, you know that? 他们仍然也叫她，你知道吗？
From 3,000 miles away, and you know why? 从3000英里之外，你知道为什么吗？
- You're a piece of shit. 你真是狗屎
- 'Cause they know that she's just that desperate. 因为他们知道她就渴望如此
- Fuck you! 去你的
- Hey guys, stop, come on! 嘿 伙计们 住手 别这样
Come on! 别这样
- Soon as my parents get back from Norway, 我父母很快从挪威回来，
I am telling them everything you've been up to. 我就告诉他们你所做的一切
Running around, leaving class to fuck this. 跑来跑去，逃课堂去搞这个
They're gonna have you back on a plane home 他们会把你带回飞机回家去
so fuck it'll make your fucking head spin. 他妈的让你头昏脑胀
- Fucking idiot! 他妈的白痴 ！
- He's right you know. 他说得对
- What do you mean, about what? 什么意思？你说什么？
- I mean if I don't go home now, 我的意思是，如果我现在不回家，
I have to go home eventually. 我最终必须回家。
- Why? 为什么？
- My stuff's there, my friends are there. 我的东西在那里，我的朋友在那里。
- Your friends? 你的朋友？
- I got into school there. 我在那里上学。
- Wait, what? 等等 你说什么？
When were you gonna tell me? 你打算什么时候告诉我？
- Dad called today. 爸爸今天打电话来了
The plane leaves Friday. 飞机星期五起飞
- I mean what about graduation, 我是说毕业典礼怎么样，
you're just gonna, just not gonna go? 你就不去吗？
- I can't. 我不能
- I mean what the fuck? 我是说他妈的怎么回事？
I mean wow. 我是说哇
Okay. 好吧
So what, I mean now what do we do? 那么，我的意思是我们现在要做什么？
- Realistically or ideally because 从现实或者理想化说因为
I mean in a perfect world I want 我是说在一个完美的世界里，我想
you to move out there with me 让你和我一起搬出去，
and just pack your shit and grab a 收拾好你的东西，拿张
plane ticket, but you wouldn't 飞机票，但你不会
do that, that's crazy, so I don't know. 那么做，那太疯狂了，所以我不知道
I don't know. 我不知道
- Okay. 好吧
Let's do it. 就那样做
- Do what? 做什么呢？
- Let's go, I wanna move with you. 走吧我想和你一起住
- Wait, are you serious? 等等 你是说真的吗？
- Yeah. 是的
- No. 不是吧
You wanna move? 你想搬出去住？
You'd do that for me? 你会为我那样做吗？
Yeah, okay. 嗯 好吧
- Yeah, I would. 是的 我会
Come on, let's just go. 拜托 我们就走吧
Why not? 为何不呢？
- Better hurry. 最好快点
- Jill? 吉尔？
That girl you met a couple months ago, that Jill? 你几个月前认识的那个女孩，那个吉尔吗？
- It was 12 weeks ago, so that's three months. 那是12个星期前，所以那是3个月
- Oh excuse me, three months, that's a lifetime. 噢 对不起，三个月，那就是一生
- Yup, I'm going. 是啊，我要走了
- Yeah, it certainly looks that way doesn't it? 是的，看起来确实是这样，不是吗？
- Mmmhm, we're going this Friday and that's it, 嗯，这个星期五我们就走，就这样
so if you have anything to say 所以如果你有话要说，
you can just keep it to yourself. 你可以把它留给自己
- So this, you're just gonna, hey, 那么这个，你只是想，嘿，
this, you're just gonna skip it? 这个，你只是想跳过它？
One of the most important days of 这是你一生中最重要的一天，
your life and you're just gonna flat out-- 而你只想全力以赴
- yeah, I met someone, okay? 我遇到了一个人 好吗？
I met a girl that actually likes me. 我遇到了一个喜欢我的女孩
- You'll meet others! 你会遇到其他人的！
- Someone who makes my heart feel like 一个让我的心感到
I'm not alone in this world, who makes 我并不孤单的人，她让
me feel like i matter, like I'm sexy. 我觉得自己很重要，我很性感
Yeah, I know that sounds fucking 是的，我知道那听起来很愚蠢，
stupid to you, okay, but it's true! 好吧，但这是真的！
Fuck it! 去它的
Okay, I'm going, and you can't stop me. 好吧，我要走了，你阻止不了我
- You're in love with this girl? 你爱上了这个女孩？
Go for it. 那就去吧
Haul anchor, head across the country. 拉起锚, 开往全国各地
No plan, no money, no safety net. 没有计划，没有钱，没有安全网
That's what I did when mom died. 我妈妈去世时我那样做的
I'd be a hypocrite if I told you not to. 如果我告诉你不要那么做，那我就是个伪君子
Quick question for you, how are you 问你一个问题，你打算
gonna pay for rent when you're out there? 在外面住时怎么付房租呢？
First, last month's rent, security deposit, transportation? 首先，上个月的房租、押金、交通费？
- I'll get a job. 我会找一个工作
- Oh, of course. 噢 当然了
I'm sure that you will, the economy's just kicking. 我相信你会的，钱只是重要的
- Just leave me alone, okay, please. 别理我 好不好
- Just on the off chance you don't, 万一你没找到工作
what are you gonna do then? 你打算怎么办？
- Just get the fuck out of here! 滚出这里
Jesus. 上帝
Goddammit. 见鬼
- Oh my god, i can't wait to see you, 哦，我的天，我等不及要见到你了，
it's been so frigging long, I feel like 已经等了很久了，我觉得
I'm gonna die if I don't get to fuck you soon. 如果我不快点和你上床，我会死的
- Yeah, no, I'm looking forward to that too. 是啊 不 我也很期待
- I hope so because I've got a 希望如此，因为你到了这里时
special surprise for you when you get here. 我有个特别的惊喜要给你
- Oh yeah? 噢 是吗？
What is it? 是什么惊喜？
- If I told you, it wouldn't be a surprise, dummy. 如果我告诉你，这不会是个惊喜，笨蛋。
Trust me, you'll like it. 相信我，你会喜欢的。
- Okay. 好吧
- What about you? 你呢？
Bringing anything for me? 给我带点什么？
- I don't know, maybe. 我不知道 也许吧
- So are we just gonna ignore the fact 那么我们会忽视
that you've got a second eye now, or... 你已经有了第二只眼睛这个事实吗，还是
- I kept waiting for you to ask about it. 我一直在等你问这个问题
- I mean I didn't wanna just bring it, 我的意思是我不想带着它，
I mean it seems like it'd be rude. 我的意思是它似乎是不礼貌的。
- No. 不
- So what, was it surgery or... 那么，是手术还是..
- No no no no, it's just a prosthetic. 不 不 不 不 它只是一只假眼睛
- Oh, so like glass? 噢 那就像玻璃吗？
- Plastic acrylic is what they call it. 塑料丙烯酸就是他们所说的
- Cool. 很酷
- I mean how does it look? 看起来怎么样？
- No, yeah, no, it looks, yeah, it's good. 不，嗯，不，看起来，是的，很好
Yeah, it's cool. 是的 很酷
- Good. 很好
- So how long you gonna be gone for? 那你要去多久呢？
- Just a week. 就一周
This is part one of our two part plan, so... 这是我们两个计划的第一部分 所以..
- What's part two? 那第二部分呢？
- To move out there. 搬出去
All right, well thanks for the ride. 好了，谢谢你载我一程
- Hey man, have a safe trip. 嘿 伙计 一路平安
- Okay. 好的
See ya. 再见
- Hey Matt, wait a minute. 嘿 马特 等一下
- Hmm? 嗯？
- When you see Jill... 当你看见吉尔时...
Tell her I'm sorry? 告诉她我很抱歉
- Hey stranger. 嘿 陌生人
Surprise. 惊喜
So I'm liking the new look. 那么 我现在是一副新面孔
Is it glass? 它是玻璃吗？
- Plastic acrylic. 塑料丙烯酸树脂
- Mmmm. 嗯
It looks really good. 看起来真不错
Very lifelike. 非常逼真
I took a bunch of pictures before I 在我开始给你发这些照片之前，
started and been sending you those. 我拍了一堆照片
In case you were wondering why doesn't it match. 万一你想知道为什么它不匹配
So... 那么
What do you think? 你觉得怎么样？
- You're gonna miss your turn. 你会想念你之前的样子
- Thanks. 谢谢
Science building, math building, art studio 科学大楼，数学大楼，艺术工作室都
is back there as well as the music studio. 在那里，还有音乐工作室
That's where I've been spending 我大部分时间都在那里，
most of my time, where all my classes are. 我所有的课都在那里
I'm all stocked up on music electives, 音乐选修课让我忙得不可开交，
but I'm gonna be fucked senior year 但我要上大四时会很头疼
when I have to fulfill the ones 当我必须完成
I'm supposed to, but living in the moment. 我应该做的事，然而我要活在当下
- Spin man, spin spin spin spin spin! 旋转 伙计，旋转 旋转 旋转 旋转！
- Come on pat, you got this guy! 快点，帕特，你抓到这个家伙了！
- Come on man, you got this! 快点 伙计 你抓住这个了
Come on, come on! 快点 快点
Go baby, come on, come on! 去吧 宝贝 快点 快点
You got him, you got him! 你抓到他了，抓住他了！
Come on, come on, go, go! 快点 快点 去吧 去吧
- Go baby, come on! 去吧 宝贝 快点
- All right man, chug it, chug it! 好了，伙计，喝了它，喝了它！
- Come on! 快点
Man, you got it! 老兄 你拿到它了
- Come on! 快点
Come on, jabroni! 快点
You got it, you got it, swing it. 你拿到它了 拿到它了 摆动它
Bam! 砰！
- In your face! 在你脸上！
Oh my god, that's some goodness. 哦，天哪，这真是太好了。
- You see something you like? 看到你喜欢的东西了吗？
- What? 什么？
No no, I just, I know that girl. 不 不 我只是我认识那个女孩
She went to my high school for a little bit. 她去我的高中上了一小段时间
- You should've brought her to the cattle call. 你应该带她去看牲畜的叫声
That ass alone will put us over the top. 那头蠢驴就能把我们弄得晕头转向
- Hey! 嘿
- Hi! 嗨
- Okay everyone, everyone, okay, this is Matt. 好了 朋友们 好了 这是马特
- Hi Matt. 你好 马特
- Hi. 你好
- James, Sarah, Rachel, Andy. 詹姆斯，莎拉，瑞秋，安迪
- James, Rachel, Andy? 詹姆斯，瑞秋，安迪？
- Rachel, yes. 瑞秋，是的
- Got it. 知道了
I'm Matt, nice to meet you. 我叫马特 很高兴认识你
- Nice to meet you. 很高兴认识你
- I have to run, so I'll see you guys later. 我得走了，待会儿见
- Okay, I'll see you later. 好的 待会儿见
- See you later! 待会儿见
- I have a good one if nobody else gets it. 如果别人想不到的话，我有个好的
- The graveyard. 墓地
- Ewww! 喔
- That is bullshit. 你胡说
- No, that is absolutely true, in fact 不，那是千真万确的，事实上，
my first kiss was in a graveyard. 我的初吻是在墓地里
- On whose grave? 谁的坟墓？
- Priscilla sears. 希拉西尔斯
- Okay, i have a better one, 好吧 我有个更好的
I have a better one, i have a better one. 我有个更好的 我有个更好的
Okay, it wasn't sex, but I did 好了 不是性话题 但是我的确
get a handjob in a grandfather clock. 在落地大摆钟里打飞机
- Oh my god. 噢 天哪
How is that possible? 那怎么可能？
- It was a large grandfather clock. 那是一个非常大的落地大摆钟
- A large grandfather clock. 一个非常大的落地大摆钟
- It was like imagine the size-- 就像想象大小 — —
- can I just tell you what I'm imagining right now? 我能告诉你我现在在想什么吗？
- Please, yeah. 说吧
- So it's just like here's this 就像这里是
grandfather clock and you're inside it? 落地式大摆钟，你在里面？
- Yeah. 是的
- She's just outside it? 她就在外面？
- No, we're both inside it! 不 我们都在里面！
I'm a gentleman. 我是一个绅士
- That's some bullshit. 胡说八道
- Grandfather clock though. 不过 落地大摆钟 式
- Do I win, do I win? 我赢了吗 我赢了吗？
- I don't know, does grandfather clock. 我不知道 是落地大摆钟
- Hey, hey, how about her? 嘿 嘿 她怎么样？
- Which one? 哪个？
- The blonde girl, white shirt. 那个金发姑娘 穿着白衬衫
- Nah, too thing. 不怎么 太一般
- All right. 好吧
Oh, oh, what about her? 噢 噢 她呢？
In the, what you call them, the jeggings. 穿着 你把它们叫什么 打底裤
- Are you kidding me? 你在开玩笑吗？
- What? 怎么了？
- Seriously, she's completely normal. 说真的 她十分普通
- That's normal? 那叫普通？
- Yeah. 是的
- That's normal? 那叫普通？
- Yes it is. 是的
- Okay, maybe back in Wisconsin with the farm girls-- 好吧，也许回到威斯康星州与农场女孩-
- dude, I'm from Rhode Island. 老兄我来自罗德岛
- All right, well whatever, man. 好吧，随便吧，伙计
You tell me then. 那你告诉我
What are we looking for, huh? 我们要找咋样的？
What? 咋样的？
- It's so nice, is it like this every day? 真好，每天都是这样吗？
- Yes. 是的
That's why I love it here. 这就是为什么我喜欢这里
- Thanks. 谢谢
- Okay, so I have no way to prove it, 好吧，我没办法证明，
but I'm pretty sure the mirror in the 但我很确定浴室里的镜子
bathroom is one of those two-sided 是你在警察节目中
mirrors you see in cop shows. 看到的两面镜子
- No way. 没门
- Yes, because i could see a figure. 是的，因为我能看见一个人
- Thank you. 谢谢
You could what? 你能怎么样？
- What is this? 这是什么？
- Hmm? 嗯？
- When did you order these? 你什么时候点的这些？
- While you were in the restroom. 你在洗手间的时候
- I told you i didn't want dessert. 我告诉过你我不想要甜点
- Yeah, I know, I just thought 是的，我知道，我只是觉得
I haven't seen you in a while, 我有一段时间没见到你了，
so I thought we should celebrate. 所以我想我们应该庆祝一下
- Right, but I told you I didn't want any. 是的，但我告诉过你我不想要
- Oh come on, just have some ice cream with me. 哦，来吧，和我一起吃点冰淇淋
- I'm good. 我不吃
- I'm paying. 我买单了
- I'm good. 我不吃
- You know that's all I could 你知道我
think about on the plane down here? 在飞机上能想到的就是这些吗？
- What, taking a baseball bat to the 什么，用棒球球棒诱惑
tiny shred of willpower I've developed? 我有的意志力一点上？
- No, just buying you meals and stuff. -不，只是给你买吃的和东西
'Cause you always did the buying before. 因为你以前总是买
- My parents did the buying, it was their credit card. 是我父母买的, 那是他们的信用卡
- Well I finally saved up some money 我终于攒了一些钱，
and I've been working like you wouldn't believe. 我一直在工作，你不会相信的
I just thought it would be nice 我只是觉得我会很高兴
to take you out for a meal and-- 带你出去吃一顿饭
- hey, you can pay for the dinner. 你可以付晚餐的钱
- A salad? 一个沙拉吗？
What is that, come on, that's not a meal. 那是什么，拜托，那不是一顿饭
- It had chicken on it, that's protein. 上面有鸡肉，那是蛋白质
That makes it a meal. 这就成了一顿饭
- Wow, you actually just said that. 哦，你刚刚说过
- What is so horrible about having a salad? 吃沙拉有什么不好的？
- Nothing, it's fine. 没什么 很好
You know what, don't eat it, I don't care. 你知道吗 别吃了 我不在乎
Watch it melt. 看着它融化吧
- Jill. 吉尔？
- Hi. 嗨
How are you? 你好吗？
- Pretty good. 很好
- Yeah, I'd say pretty good. 是啊 我觉得挺好的
- Thank you. 谢谢
Thanks. 谢谢
- You look great. 你看起来真棒
- Thank you. 谢谢
- You look really good. 你看起来真不错
- Carl, this is my boyfriend Matt. 卡尔，这是我男朋友马特
- Hi. 你好
- How you doing? 你好吗？
- Nice to meet you. 很高兴见到你
- So wow, wow. 嗯 哇 哇
- Yeah. 嗯
- We should get together. 我们应该聚聚
Get some coffee or... 喝点咖啡或者
Something. 什么
- Possibly, yeah. 也许吧
- You got my number? 你有我的电话吗？
- I must. 我有的
- I want you to call me. 我想让你给我打电话
- Okay. 好的
- Okay? 好吗？
- Okay. 好的
- Wow, you look great. 哇，你看起来棒极了
- Thank you, thanks, i appreciate that. 谢谢 谢谢 我很感激
- Yeah, okay. 嗯 好吧
Nice to meet you, mark. 见到你很高兴 马克
- It's good. 不错
Good ice cream. 不错的冰激凌
Happy? 高兴了吗？
Oh my god, I cannot 天哪，我真不
believe that she looks like that. 敢相信她长成那样
I know, I really-- 我知道 我真的
- guys, I'm just 伙计们 我就是
saying her ass is the size of Texas. 说她的屁股有德州那么大
- Well it's the size. 嗯 是那样的大
I'm doing this thing where I eat 我正在吃奶酪和沙拉的地方
cheese and have a piece of salad. 做这件事
Then I run-- 然后我就跑- -
- I just wanna burn the calories, 我只是想烧掉卡路里
I don't wanna do it, i don't wanna do it. ，我不想做，我不想做
Okay, okay, hold on. 好的 等一下
So what did he say when you found the condoms, 那么当你找到避孕套的时候他说了什么，
or I should say the dearth of condoms? 或者我应该说缺少避孕套？
They broke up for three days and when they got 他们分手了三天，当他们
back together, four of them were missing. 一起回来的时候，他们中的四个人失踪了
- Woof. 哇
- He said he likes 他说他喜欢
to jerk off into them. 和他们混在一起
Please tell me you did 请告诉我。
not fuck him after you got back together. 你回来后没干他
- I mean I saw him and things... -我的意思是我看见他和那些东西...
- All right, look, we're going 好吧 听着 我们要去
to a party ad bel air's tonight. 一个派对
Join us, we'll find you a guy. 加入我们，我们会帮你找到一个家伙
- Ben says he 本说他
thinks we can make this work. 认为我们可以做到
- Fuck that psion-driving douche. 操那个心灵感应的混蛋
You're young and hot, what the fuck 你又年轻又身材好，你他妈
do you wanna be tied down to a guy for? 要和一个男生绑在一起是要是干什么？
This is college. 这是大学
- I know, I just-- 我知道 我只是
- all right, you think you love this guy? 好吧 你觉得你是爱上这家伙了吗？
Okay, let's say he's being honest, 好吧 就当他老实
let's say he's turned over a new leaf and 就当他他改过自新了，
you guys find a way to make it work or whatever. 你们就能找到办法成功或者其他的什么
Ask yourself this one question. 问你自己这个问题
Do you really wanna go the rest of your 你真的想在你
life wondering if you could've done better? 以后的人生中都在想你能不能做得更好？
- Hey. 嘿
- What's this? 这是什么？
You made dinner? 你在做晚餐吗？
- Yeah. 嗯是的
It's a special recipe i picked up at the restaurant. 这是我在餐厅拿到的一种特殊配方
I figured it's our last night here, 我想这是我们在这儿的最后一晚，
and we've been eating out all week, so... 我们整个星期都在外面吃饭，所以
- Uh-huh, and what's in it? 啊哈 里面放了什么？
You know I've been-- 你知道我最近一直在
- well it's gluten free and dairy free. 嗯 不含麸质，不含奶制品
It's all appropriate. 都适合吃
- All right. 好吧
Let me just take out the trash. 我把垃圾扔一下
I got it. 我来吧
- I can get it. 我可以的
- You made dinner, I'll take out the trash. 你做晚餐 我去扔垃圾
- Jill, come on, just let me do it. 吉尔 别这样 让我去做
Really, let me do it. 真的 让我做吧
- No, it's a habit. 不 这是习惯
Can you not? 你能别这样吗？
- It's the least i can do, come on. 这是我最起码能做的，让我来吧
- Dairy free huh? 不含奶制品吗？
- Here, just let me... 不是的 就让我
- What part of "I'm on a diet" do you not understand? -“我在节食”的这段日子你不明白吗？
Okay, seriously dude, heavy cream? 好吧 说真的 伙计 甜奶油吗？
Are you kidding me? 你在开玩笑吗？
- Those are the ingredients, that's what 这些都是成分，这就是
goes into it, it's not a big deal. 里面含有的，没什么大不了
- Oh really? 噢真的吗？
- It's no big deal. 没什么大不了
- No big deal, huh? 没什么大不了吗？
Okay, do you realize this is one 好吧 你知道这是
of the hardest things I've ever done? 我做过最难的一件事吗？
Do you even realize how-- 你能意识到怎么
- oh my god, you run around in 天哪，你一天
circles once a day, how hard can that be? 绕圈跑一圈，那有多难啊！
- What? 你说什么？
- Hold on, just, here, just taste it. 等等 就 在这儿 就尝一口
Here, just try it, just try it. 拿着 只是尝一下 尝一下
Just have a taste. 只是尝一下
- Oh my god, no. 噢 天哪 不
- Please, then we'll talk. 求你了 然后我们谈谈
- Just try it, just taste it! 只是尝一下 尝一下而已
- Fuck you! 去你的
Seriously! 说真的
- Fucking eat it, eat it! 妈的吃了它 吃了它
- Jill, hey Jill! 吉尔 嘿 吉尔
Jill! 吉尔
Jill, Jill, listen! 吉尔 吉尔 听我说
- Get out of here, go! 离开这儿 滚
- Please just tell me what you want, Jill! 求你告诉我你想要什么 吉尔
- What I want? 我想要什么？
You want me to tell you what I want? 你想让我告诉你我想要什么吗？
I want you to get your ass on a fucking 我想让你坐上该死的
plane and go back to Rhode Island and never 飞机飞回罗德岛而且永远
fucking talk to me again, that's what I want! 不要再和我联系 这就是我想要的！
- You know, you'll never be one of them. 你知道 你永远不属于他们中的一个
- What? 什么？
- You know that right? 你知道的 不是吗？
Even if you wanted to be. 即使你想和她们一样
Even if they want you to be, which they don't. 即使他们想让你和他们一样 但他们不想
- Said the guy with the glass eye! 这话是带玻璃眼睛的男生说的
Oh, my bad, sorry, "plastic acrylic". 噢 ，我的错，对不起，“塑料丙烯酸”
- Hey fuck you! 嘿 去你妈的
- You know what, actually, stop me if you've heard this one. 你知道吗 如果你听过这个，那就阻止我这样说
Some bitch walks up Winston Churchill at a 在一次聚会上，某个婊子走到温斯顿·丘吉尔
party and says Mr. Churchill, you're drunk. 面前说，丘吉尔先生，你喝醉了
To which Churchill replies yes, but in the morning 丘吉尔回答说，是的，但在早上
I'll be sober and you'll still be ugly. 我会清醒，你仍然是丑陋的
I keep doing what I'm doing, and eventually I'll be thin. 我坚持做我正在做的事情 我最终瘦下来了
And at the end of the day, you'll still be deformed. 到了最后，你仍然是畸形的
It's a great word, isn't it? 这是个很棒的词，不是吗？
Deformed? 畸形的？
Such a you word. 说的就是你
You know, you'll also still be an idiot 你知道，顺便说一句，
by the way, I mean wow, great plan, patton! 你还是个白痴，哇，好计划，巴顿！
One fatty meal, 50 pounds 一顿油腻的饭，50磅
is gonna leap back on me, wow! 就会重回我身上，哇！
- You lied to me. 你骗了我
- I didn't lie to you, I just didn't tell you about it. 我没有骗你 我只是没有告诉你这件事
I wanted it to be a surprise. 我想给你一个惊喜
- That's a lie, that's, what's the word, 那是欺骗 那是 这个词叫什么
equivocating, which is basically exactly the same thing! 含糊其词 这基本上完全是一样的！
- Actually no, it's not because this doesn't 事实上，这并不是，因为这对
negatively impact you in any way, okay? 你没有任何负面影响，好吗？
Tell me what's wrong with what I'm doing. 告诉我我做的事有什么问题
- 'Cause you're a fucking fatass, okay? 因为你是他妈的胖子好吗？
And I like that about you. 我喜欢那样的你
I like that the only guys I'm competing 我喜欢和唯一我竞争的男人是
against are elderly degenerates and 那些年迈的堕落者
guys that sickens me to think of you with, 以及让我厌恶的家伙，他们让我想起了你
but the rest of the world wouldn't 但世界上其他的人都不会
touch with a 10 foot pole, and you 用10英尺高的杆子碰，你
shouldn't be able to change all 你不应该不跟我说
that without fucking telling me! 就改变这一切！
- You have a beautiful day. 祝你有美好的一天
- Fuck! 操
- Hey. 嘿
- I'm just looking for a jump rope. 我在找一个跳绳
- They're over there. 它们在那里
- Oh, thanks. 噢 谢谢
Hey, don't I know you? 嘿 我好像认识你？
I mean were you a student at Benjamin frank high? 我是说你是本杰明弗兰克高中的学生？
A transfer student or whatever? 是转学学生还是什么？
- Yeah, I was. 嗯 我以前是
- Yeah. 嗯
Yeah, I helped you with your books that one time. 是的，有一次我帮你捡书
You dropped them. 你掉了书
- Uh-huh. 啊哈
- Yeah. 是的
- After your friends knocked them out of my hands? 你的朋友把它们从我手里撞掉了？
- So you like working out down here? 所以你喜欢在这里健身吗？
- It's all right. 挺好
- Yeah. 是啊
I mean it can get pretty busy upstairs sometimes, you know. 我是说有时候楼上会很忙的
I've had to wait 10 minutes to get on 我得等10分钟才能上
a treadmill before, it's crazy right? 跑步机，这太疯狂了吧？
- If you say so. 如果你这么说的话
- Hey, look, I don't know what your plans are tonight. 嘿，听着，我不知道你今晚有什么计划
Me and some buddies were thinking of 我和几个朋友想
throwing a little party over the frat house. 在兄弟会房子里开个小派对
I don't know what you got going on, but I 我不知道你要做什么，但是我
was thinking that maybe you'd like to join us. 在想也许你想加入我们
I mean I know we don't know each other 我的意思是，我知道我们并不
very well or anything, but it could 很了解对方，但能看到
be nice to see a familiar face. 熟悉的面孔是很好的
Hey, wait up. 嘿等一下
Just, hey. 嘿
Hey. 嘿
So which dorm are you in, O'Malley's, or I mean-- 你在哪个宿舍，欧麦利的，还是我的意思是- -
- don't fucking touch me! 别碰我！
Okay, whatever it is you're doing 好吧不管你现在做什么
you can just stop right now. 你现在就可以停下来
- I'm not, I don't know what you're-- 我不，我不知道你在做什么，
- I don't know what you're up to, and I don't 我不知道你在干什么，
wanna find out, so just leave me the fuck alone. 我也不想知道，所以别打扰我
- Okay, what makes you think that I'm up to anything? 你凭什么觉得我在搞什么鬼？
- Is that a joke? 开玩笑吧？
- No. 不
- Some Abercrombie and Fitch cover boy just strolls 一些阿伯克龙比和菲奇的封面男孩走到
up to the chubby girl doing laps in 那个在地下室做大腿的胖女孩身边
the basement and asks her on a date? 问她约会的事？
Yeah, fuck that shit. 是啊 去他妈的
- Whoa, okay, first of all, it's not a date. 哦，好吧，首先，这不是约会
I mean... 我是说
Okay, I was just asking if you 好吧，我只是问你是否
wanted to check out a really cool party. 想去参加一个很酷的派对
- And I said no. 我说不想
- But why? 但为什么？
I mean-- 我是说
- because I don't want to. 因为我不想去
- That's not an answer though. 但这不是一个答案
- I don't have to give you one. 我不必给你一个答案
- All right, but still, don't you 好吧，但是，你不
think it would be the polite thing to do? 觉得这样做是有礼貌的吗？
Just to show a little courtesy 对一个在这里冒险的家伙
to a guy who's going out on a limb here? 稍微表示一下礼貌好吗?
I mean be candor with me and-- 我的意思是对我坦诚
- you want candor, fine. 你想要坦诚 很好
You bore me. 你在骚扰我
- Okay. 好吧
- From your fucking pretty boy smile 从你那可爱的男孩微笑
to your shoes to your innermost thoughts 到你的鞋子到你内心深处的想法
and feelings, have you listened to yourself talk? 和感觉，你听过自己说话吗？
"Oh I gotta wait 10 minutes for a treadmill," come on. “哦，我得等10分钟才能有跑步机，”拜托
You know, I guess I just have better things to 我想在周五晚上我有更好的事要做，
do on a Friday night than play beer pong 而不是玩啤酒乒乓
with a bunch of date rapists in training. 和一群在训练中的约会强奸犯在一起
- Wow. 哇
Yeah, you have got me all wrong here. 你把我想错了
I'm a nice guy, okay? 我是个好男孩 好吗？
- I don't care. 我不在乎
- 好吧 Okay.
- Hey, it's me. 嘿 是我
Yeah, what are you doing tonight? 你今晚要做什么？
- Is he going out? 他要出去吗？
I don't know where he's going. 我不知道他要去哪里
Where are you going? 你要去哪里？
I said where are you going. 我说你要去哪里
Hello, am I talking to a brick wall here? 喂, 我是在和砖墙说话吗?
Say something. 告诉我
- Out, okay? 出去 好了吗？
I'm going out. 我要出去
- Where? 去哪里？
- Elmo's gonna pick me up, we're just gonna drive around. 埃尔默会来接我的，我们只是开车转转
It's not a big deal, okay? 没什么大不了的，好吗？
Have you seen my wallet anywhere? 你看见我的钱包了吗?
- One second. 等一下
I'll be right back, honey. 我马上回来 宝贝
- Huh? 啊哈
- I'd rather you stay home tonight. 我宁愿你今晚就呆在家里
Look, it sucks what you're going through. 听着，你所经历的一切都糟透了
I know that, i know it's the worst 我知道，我知道这是
feeling in the world and anything 世界上最糟糕的感觉，
I say is gonna sound like-- 我说的任何话听起来都像……
- damn it, where's my fucking wallet? 该死，我的钱包在哪儿？
- Hey, are you listening to me? 嘿，你在听我吗？
- Yeah, I'm listening! 嗯 我在听
- I'm telling you I think you should stay home! 我告诉你我觉得你应该待在家里！
- That was astoundingly like the advice 这非常令人惊讶，就像
you gave me six months ago, and look 你六个月前给我的建议，看看
where that fucking got me, okay? 那他妈的给我带来了什么，好吗？
- I'm trying to help you. 我只是试着帮你
- Help me? 帮我？
Are you kidding me? 你开玩笑吗？
You're a single mother looking 你是一个单身母亲，
around for her deadbeat ex-husband 四处寻找无赖前夫
trying to get child support, okay, 试图获得孩子的支持，好吗
so don't help me, help yourself okay? 不要帮我 帮你自己吧
- All right, do what you want. 好吧 随便你怎么做
I'm done. 我不管了
Hey honey. 嘿 宝贝
- Hey. 嘿
Oh hey, a letter came for you, 哦 嘿 有一封信给你，
somebody slipped it under the door. 有人把它从门底下塞进来了
It was on the floor when I came in. 我进来的时候信是在地板上
- That one there, that's him. 就是那个 就是他
Click on it. 点进去
Nice. 不错
- He's handsome. 他很帅
- He's too handsome, i wouldn't trust him. 他太帅了 我不会信任他
- See, now why would you say that? 现在你为什么这么说？
- Maybe he's a nice guy. 也许他是个好人
- Or maybe he really likes her. 也许他真的很喜欢她
- Based on what, he doesn't know her. 根据什么，他不认识她
- I don't know, how should I know? 我不知道，我怎么会知道？
I'm just saying it's possible. 我只是说这是可能的
- Yeah, you say it's possible, and it's usually 是的，你说这是可能的，而且通常
not possible, do you even know what tonight is? 是不可能的，你知道今晚是什么吗？
- What's tonight? 今天是什么?
- It's nothing. 没什么
Never mind. 不要担心
- No, tell me, what's tonight? 不，告诉我，今晚是什么？
- It's nothing, I mean I'm just saying I wouldn't call him. 没什么，我是说我不会打给他
- Is it something... 是有关？
- No. 不
No, no. 不 不是
- Why can't you tell me? 你为何不能告诉我？
- It's just, it's this stupid thing fraternities do. 只是，它是愚蠢的兄弟会做的事情
- All right, well I guess if it's nothing I can call him. 好吧，我想如果没什么我可以打电话给他
- It's just... 只是
Have you ever heard of the cattle call? 你听说过牛的叫声吗?
- What? 什么？
What, what is it? 怎么了怎么了？
What did I do? 我做了什么？
- I don't know, it's... 我不知道 是
I don't feel like this is necessary. 我觉得没必要这样
- Necessary? 没必要？
- Yeah, I mean... 嗯我是说
You're here, I'm here. 你在这里 我在这里
What's the hurry? 急什么？
- I'm not in a hurry. 我没有急
- Why do you keep doing it? 你为什么一直这么做？
I just mean it's like every time 我的意思是，
that we're together it's always... 每次我们在一起时，总是……
- Because I like you. 因为我喜欢你
I mean what do you want me to say? 你想让我说什么？
- You don't even know me. 你甚至不认识我
- Yeah I do. 是的 我是
- Really? 真的吗？
What do you know about me? 你对我了解多少？
- Okay, I'm not doing this. 好吧我不会这么做的
- Okay, fine, I don't care. 好吧，好吧，我不在乎
- You're a fucking asshole. 你是他妈的混蛋
- No, no I'm not, okay? 不，不，我不是，好吗？
This is the kind of shit I'm talking about. 这就是我所说的狗屎
I read. 我读书
I have thoughts, I... 我有想法，我
I have an imagination, I go to 我有想象力，我去
places that you don't even know. 那些你根本不知道的地方。
I do things for people. 我为别人做事
- Oh my god, you've gotta be fucking kidding me. 天啊你一定是在开玩笑吧
- Because I care. 因为我在乎
That's the kind of shit that I want you to want 这就是我想让你对我的渴望，
me for, that's what i want you to know about me. 这就是我想让你了解我的一切
I'm a decent guy. 我是个好人
Wow. 哇
You look... 你看着
Wow. 哇
You ready to go? 可以走了吗？
Okay. 好吧
- Okay, you're gonna like them, 好吧，你会喜欢的，
they're super cool, trust me, it's gonna be, 他们超级酷，相信我，会的
how much cash do you have on you? 你身上有多少钱？
- Not a lot, why? 没多少 为什么？
- Here, just take this. 拿着这个
Take that. 拿着
All right, the beer is free, but the liquor costs 好吧，啤酒是免费的，但酒是要花钱的，
money okay, so when you offer to buy a girl 所以当你给一个女孩买饮料的时候，
a drink, make sure you pull out the whole wad. 一定要把整卷都倒出来
Okay, let her see it. 好 让她看看
- Why? 为什么
-So she knows you have deep pockets. 所以她知道你很有钱
- Yeah, but I don't. 是的 但我没有
- Right, but she doesn't even know that, all right? 没错但她根本不知道好吗？
They only see what you want them to see. 他们只看到你想让他们看到的东西
Hey! 嘿
I got someone i need you to meet! 我要你见个人！
Hey, hey, Toni! 嘿 嘿 托尼
Toni, Toni, this is Matt, Matt, this is Toni. 托尼，这是马特，马特，这是托尼
Toni is in my women's studies class and she's insane. 托尼在我的女子学习班，她很疯狂
- Hi. 嗨
- So what's with the weird outfit? 那这奇装异服是怎么回事？
- What, what do you mean? 什么 你什么意思？
- Yeah, sorry, I forgot to tell him about the theme. 嗯 对不起，我忘了告诉他关于这一主题
- What? 什么？
What theme? 什么主题？
- Boys will be girls night. 男孩将是女孩的夜晚
Yeah, I should've told you man, I'm sorry about that. 是的我应该告诉你 伙计，我很抱歉
- How come you're not dressed up? 你怎么没盛装打扮？
- Me, oh, I'm waiting for someone. 我，噢，我在等人
- Oooo! 噢噢
- Shut up, shut up. 闭嘴 闭嘴
- Who? 是谁？
- Just a friend, don't worry about it, it's gonna be fine. 只是一个朋友，别担心，一切都会好起来的
- Hey, just... 嘿 只是
Be careful. 小心点
- All right, have fun! 好的 玩的开心
- Hey, I think there's some extra boas upstairs. 嘿，我想楼上有多余的蟒蛇
Come with me, I'll get you in uniform. 跟我来，我给你穿上制服
- 236, ladies and gentlemen! 236号，女士们先生们！
Who we got next? 我们下一个是谁？
Got you, come on up. 找到你了上来。
Aww, sweetie, don't be a sourpuss. 噢，亲爱的，别生气了
All right, who's up? 好了 该谁上了？
195, 195! 195号 195号
- Jill? 吉尔？
- Huh? 嗯？
- Do you want a beer or something? 你要啤酒什么的吗？
- Yeah. 嗯
- What do you want? 你要什么？
- I don't care. 我不在乎
- What is it? 这是什么？
- For you. 给你的
Let's see. 来看看
- No, that's it. 不 是那个
No no no. 不不不
No, I don't want any of that please. 不 我不想要任何一个
- Oh yes you do. 噢 你需要
- No, I'm really, I'm all set. 不 我真的不用 我已经准备好了
- Hey, just shut up and let me do it. 嘿 闭嘴 让我给你穿上
You will look so good, you've already got 你会看起来很好，反正你
that semi-feminine thing going on anyway. 已经有半女人味儿了。
High cheek bones, you have big full lips. 高高的脸颊骨，你有丰满的大嘴唇
This will be a cinch. 这将是小事一桩。
- No, I don't want that. 不 我不想那样
- Just trust me! 相信我！
- Listen to me, I said i don't wanna do that! 听我说我不想那么做！
- All right. 好吧
So what do you want to do then? 那你想怎么做？
- Hey, Justin. 嘿，贾斯汀
You made it, man. 你找到了 伙计
- Hey there, uh... 嘿 嗯
- Elmo. 埃尔莫
- Elmo, elmo. 埃尔莫 埃尔莫
- So did you find the place okay? 那你觉得这地方好吗？
- Yeah, yeah, it was kinda... 是的，是的，它是有点…
What kind of party did you say this was again? 你说这又是什么派对？
- Oh, it's like a stupid costume party. 噢，这就像一个愚蠢的化装舞会
Normally I wouldn't be caught dead 通常我不会被困在
in a place like this, too many fags. 这样的地方，太多的同性恋
But a boatload of theater chicks though right? 但是一大堆剧院小妞对吧？
Tell you what, why don't I grab 告诉你吧，我拿你的外套
your coat and get you some goose. 顺便给你拿些鹅肉来
- You know, I think I'm just, 你知道，我想我只是，
I think I'm gonna head out. 我想我要出去了
This place is just a little too wild for my tastes. 这地方对我的口味来说有点太疯狂了
- Oh, yeah, no, I get it. 哦，是啊，不，我明白了
Tell you what, get you a drink-- 那好吧 给你拿杯酒
- it's all right. 不用了
- You sure? 你确定不要吗？
You all right? - Yeah, I'll just, yeah. 你好着吗？-是的 我只是 是
- Okay, yeah, drive safe. 好吧 嗯 注意安全
Justin! 贾斯汀
- Hey, do you know where the bathroom is? 嗨，你知道洗手间在哪里吗？
- Oh shit, it's you. 噢，该死，是你
Patrick keever huh? 帕特里克 · 基弗？
- What? 你说什么？
- I heard dude, he's a fucking stud. -我听说了，伙计，他是个该死的种马
I'm jealous. 我很嫉妒
- Who are you with? 你和谁在一起？
- Fabio, he's the sexy Latin dude taking the photos. - 法比奥，他是那个在拍照的性感的拉丁男人
He's got his own name tattooed on 他背上纹了自己的名字，
his back and he's already misused the 今天晚上他在谈话中
word pedantic twice in conversation tonight. 已经滥用了两次迂腐的词
But fuck it, he's on the rowing team 但他妈的，他是划船队的，
and he's got biceps like softballs. 他有二头肌，就像垒球一样
So who gives a shit right? 那么谁会在乎呢？
But yeah, Patrick. 是啊 帕特里克
You're a lucky girl. 你是个幸运的女孩
Got a fun night ahead of you. 在你面前有一个愉快的夜晚
- Look, I gotta talk to you about something. 听着，我有事要跟你说
- Why do they all wear solid black? 为什么他们都穿纯黑色的衣服？
I mean whatever happened to vertical stripes right? 我是说竖条纹到底怎么了？
- I don't think I can do this. 我想我做不到
- What? 什么？
What are you talking about? 你在说什么？
You're one of my best pledges. 你是我最好的承诺之一
- Isn't there any other way? 没有别的办法吗？
- You wanna leave, no one's forcing you to be here. 你想走，没有人强迫你来这里。
- No, I know, it's just-- 不，我知道，只是
- more importantly, no one's forcing her to be here. -更重要的是，没人强迫她来这里
She's not stupid, she knows what's going on. 她并不傻，她不知道正在发生什么
Why do you think she hasn't stormed out by now? 你觉得她现在为什么还没冲出去？
Why haven't all of them stormed out? 他们为什么还不都冲出去呢?
- I don't know. 我不知道
- Because they wanna fuck a bunch of good looking dudes. 因为他们想操一群帅哥
Are we exploiting them? 我们在利用他们吗？
Obviously. 是啊
Are they exploiting us right back? 他们是在剥削我们吗？
You better believe it. 你最好相信
- Cheers. 干杯
- I'm not gonna fuck you. 我不会上你的
- Wow, that's a relief. 哇，那就松了一口气
- I'm just saying, you're not my type. 我只是说 你不是我喜欢的类型
I figured we should get that out of the way up front. 我想我们应该把它弄到前面去
- Up front, you mean like after I pay for your drink? 你是说在我付你酒钱之后？
- It's nothing personal. 不是针对你
You're just too... 你只是太
Normal. 普通
- Normal. 普通
Oh god, okay. 哦上帝，好吧
Of course, of course that's the reason. 当然，这就是原因
- What? 什么？
Whoa. 哇
- You want different, huh, you want weird? 你想要不一样的，嗯，你想要古怪的？
There you go, it's all yours. 好了 都是你的了
You know what, the funny thing is I actually 你知道吗，有趣的是我其实
don't disagree with you, I really don't. 并不反对你，我真的不同意
I don't care what the fuck you call me. 我不管你他妈的叫我什么
I just wish that you guys, all you guys 我只希望你们，你们所有的人
would just get together and agree on it 都能聚在一起，就此事达成一致，
'cause I don't know what the fuck I am. 因为我不知道我他妈的是什么
And all these guys, they seem to know. 这些家伙似乎都知道
I mean they're here, they put on 我的意思是他们在这里，他们穿上
this little uniform, and the only 这身小制服， 我没有
reason I don't have mine on is because 穿上制服的唯一原因是
this thing doesn't, it doesn't fit me. 这东西不适合我
And if it did, if there was something 如果是这样，如果有什么我可以
I could wear or say or do, then... 穿的，说的或者做的，那么
Are you even listening to me right now? 你现在在听我说话吗？
I'm saying something to you. 我在和你说话
- Shit, that is so fucking cool. 他妈的 那真是太酷了
- Unbelievable. 难以置信
- No, how did it happen? 不，怎么搞的？
You gotta tell me. 你得告诉我
Actually wait, before you start. 等着 在你开始之前
Hey Andy! 嘿 安迪
Get over here, you've gotta see this! 过来，你得看看这个！
- 204... 204号...
205, ladies and gentlemen, 205! 205，女士们，先生们，205！
All right, last up. 好了，最后一个上来
Hey tons of fun, come on. 嘿 乐趣多多，快点了
Come on sweetie, it'll just take a second, let's go. 快来，亲爱的，只要几秒钟，走吧
- Don't fucking touch me. 妈的 别碰我
- Come on, it's not gonna hurt. 别这样，不会受伤的
Just get up. 站起来
- I said I didn't-- 我说了我不要
- just get on the scale. 站到秤上
- I'm not doing this, I don't-- 我不会这么做的，我不- -
- get your fucking hands off her! 把你的脏手拿开！
You okay? 你没事吧？
- Yeah. 嗯没事
- Dude, what the fuck are you doing? 老兄你他妈的在干什么？
I was just taking her on the scale. 我只是带她量体重
- She doesn't wanna get on the scale, so do not touch her! 她不想上秤, 所以别碰她!
- She doesn't wanna get on the scale? 她不想上秤吗？
What are you, her bodyguard all of a sudden? 你怎么突然成了她的保镖？
- What's going on? 怎么了？
- She doesn't wanna get on the scale. 她不想上秤
- So? 那么？
- So everyone else has, so she has to now. 其他人都做，所以她现在必须也做
- She doesn't have to do anything she doesn't wanna do. 她不需要做任何她不想做的事
This is supposed to be fun. 这本来为了有趣
- Yeah, but everyone else has-- 是啊 但其他人都做了
- I don't give a shit about everyone else. 我才不管别人呢
Only person I care about is... 我只关心的人是..
What's your name? 你叫什么名字？
- Jill. 吉尔？
- Beautiful name. 好名字
All that's important is that you have 重要的是你
a good time, isn't that right Patrick? 玩得很开心，不是吗，帕特里克？
- Yeah. 是的
- Upstairs. 上楼吧
Last door on the left. 左边的最后一个门
- How did you know I played basketball back then? 你怎么知道那时我打篮球？
- Well we went to the same high school remember? 我们上同一所高中还记得吗？
- You went to Ben frank? 你在本弗兰克上过学？
- Yeah. 是的
Don't you remember there was that 你不记得
one time we were in the hallway, 有一次我们在走廊里，
I was looking at the college placement board, 我看着学校的就业信息牌
and you came up and I was like 你走上来，我就说
hey look, we're going to the same school 嘿，看，我们要去同一所学校
and you said nice, I'll see you there. 你说很好，我会在那里见到你
You want another beer? 还要一杯啤酒吗？
- No, that... 不 那
- Who is she? 她是谁？
- She's, we were dating. 她是 我们约过会
- Were dating, as in you guys broke up? 约过会，那就是你们分手了？
- Not exactly. 也不完全是
- Right. 好吧
Not exactly. 也不完全是
How long have you been together? 你们在一起多久了？
- Year and a half. 一年半了
We were trying the whole long distance thing. 我们尝试着整个漫长的恋情
- Oh really? 噢是吗？
How's that working out for you? 你觉得怎么样？
That was another joke. 那是另一个笑话。
- Right, yeah. 嗯 好吧
- Oh god. 哦 天哪
I'm such a shitty singer. 我是个烂歌手
- Oh fuck, were you even listening? 噢，他妈的，你到底听我说吗？
Come on man, no, you're good. - You got a good voice. 快点，伙计，不，你很好。-你有一副好嗓子
- No, no, shut up, that's wrong. 不，不，闭嘴，那是错的
- Fuck that, it's true. 去它的 是对的
- No man, it's not, I'm not gonna. 不 伙计 不是 我不要
- Oh come on. 噢 快点
- Watch it, jeez. 小心点 天哪
Outta here. 出去
Roker, huh? 洛克 啊？
You read him yet, he's good. 你已经读过他了 他很好
He's kinda like... 他有点像...
What's his name? 他叫什么名字？
Whatever. 管它呢
There was this poet that my dad knew, 有一个诗人，我父亲认识
or knew someone who, I don't know, 或者认识一个人，我不知道
but this guy, he was like, not famous 但是这个人，他就像，不是名人
or anything, he was just unbearably ugly. 或什么的，他就是丑陋得让人无法忍受。
Like hideous. 就像奇丑不比
And no woman would touch him, so he... 没有女人会碰他所以他...
He tried guys. 他试着找男人
No guys would touch him. 没有男人会碰他
So he tried hookers. 所以他去找妓女
But none of them would touch him either. 但他们谁也不会碰他
- Take off your pants. 脱掉你的裤子
- Don't you wanna just wait a little bit? -你不想再等一下吗？
- For what? 要等什么？
- I don't know, just... 我不知道 只是
- Just take them off. 把它们脱下
- Okay, just give me a minute. 好吧，给我一分钟
- So one day he went out to a store. 有一天他去了一家商店
He bought one of those plastic revolvers. 他买了一个塑料左轮
And he took the little orange tip off, 他拿走了橙色的小纸条，
the one that makes you know it's a toy. 让你知道那是个玩具
And he ran out into traffic just waving it. 他只是挥舞着它跑到路上
And the police came out and tackled him 警察走了出来，抓住了他
and threw him on the hood of the car. 把他扔到汽车的引擎盖上
- Is everything okay? 一切都好吗？
- Just a second, okay? 就一分钟 好吗？
- I can help with something-- 我可以帮你
-no, I just, just give me a minute okay? 不，我只是，给我一分钟好吗？
- He said it felt wonderful. 他说感觉棒极了
Fuck, what was his name? 操 他叫什么名字？
Justin? 贾斯汀？
Yo dude, you awake? 哥们 你醒了吗？
- So still too normal to fuck? 还是太普通了不能上床吗？
- No. 不是
Not normal. 不普通
Just... 只是
Pathetic. 可怜
- Fucker. 混蛋
- Hey. 嘿
Have a good night, sweetheart. 有一个好的夜晚，亲爱的
- Hey. 嘿
Wait, no no, hey, no, I'm sorry, 等等，不，嘿，不，对不起，
I thought you knew, i thought, you were 我以为你知道，我想，你是
touching me, I just thought that you knew. 在碰我，我只是觉得你知道
Oh god, please don't hate me. 哦 上帝 别恨我
I love you. 我爱你
- Hello? 你好？
What? 什么？
- This way? 这边？
Hi, hey, excuse me, can you help me? 嗨，嘿，不好意思，你能帮我一下吗?
Excuse me? 打扰一下？
Shit. 见鬼
Excuse me! 打扰一下
- Sir? 先生
- Hi, I have a friend here, 嗨，我有个朋友，
can you tell me where exactly he is? 你能告诉我他具体在哪里吗？
- All right, I understand. 好吧 我懂了
I'll be with you in just a second, for right 我马上就来，不过现在，
now though, please stand behind the yellow line. 请站在黄线后面
- No no no, you don't understand, please, 不，不，不，你不明白，请
can you just tell me which room he's in and-- 你告诉我他在哪个房间
- sir, behind the yellow line now. 先生，现在站在黄线后面
- Please, just-- 求你了 就
- I'm so sorry. 我很抱歉
- God, get off the fucking phone, help me! 老天，把他妈的电话放下，帮帮我！
- Security! 保安！
- Okay, okay, okay, no, it's fine, I'm over here. 好的，好的，好的，没事的，我在这里
- Just sit. 坐下
- Fuck. 操
- Elmo moss? 埃尔莫 · 莫斯？
- He's in critical care, please take a seat. 他在重症监护室，请坐
- How are you? 你好吗？
Did you take a red eye, or how-- 你的眼睛是红的还是怎么...
- look, just do me a favor and don't talk to me. 帮我个忙，别跟我说话
- Do you want me to sit somewhere else? 你要我坐在别的地方吗?
- I don't care. 我不在乎
- You don't care, or you-- 你不在乎 还是你
- just don't talk to me. 只是不要和我说话
- Okay. 好吧
- Don't talk-- 别说话
- okay. 好吧