洛杉矶，Real 92.3嘻哈音乐的新家，大男孩社区。大男孩! REAL 92.3, L.A.'s new home for hip-hop, - Big Boy's Neighborhood. -Big Boy!
早上好，洛杉矶，你们知道的，今天是本月的第一天……早上! Good morning, L.A. You guys know - it is the first of the month... -Morning!
…我知道我们所有的邻居，我们所有的骗子，都在努力争取，但是……如果你需要一点帮助和一点现金，我们为你准备了“发薪日”的现金奖励。 ...and I know all of our neighbors, all our hustlers, are out there getting to it, but... if you need a little help with a little bit of cash, we got your cash prize courtesy of Payday Whenever.
92号电话，如果你需要从发薪日随时取钱，我们会帮你的。 Caller number 92, we got you covered if you need some cash from Payday Whenever.
现在，外面会很热——非常热——所以今天一定要开着空调，或者去海滩，因为你知道西区总是更凉爽。 Now, it's going to be hot out there-- Extremely hot-- So make sure that you keep that AC blasting today, or make your way to the beach 'cause you know it's always cooler on the Westside.
但是，最重要的是……-哦,是的。 -But, most importantly... -Oh, yeah.
就在大男孩社区 ...coming up right here in Big Boy's Neighborhood.
托尼，拉里需要多一份鸡蛋。 Hey, Tony, Larry's gonna need an extra side of eggs.
他没说，但我已经知道它要来了。 He didn't say it, but I already know it's coming.
-需要帮助！-我来吧，我来吧 -Need some help! - I got it, I got it.
如果他想，他会的。 If he wanted to, he would.
好吧。你们昨晚玩得很嗨啊？ All right. Y'all really got it cracking last night, huh?
是啊，我们今晚还要再来一次。 Yeah, and we're doing it again tonight.
-跟我们走！-哦，姑娘，不，我不能。 - Come with us! - Oh, girl, no, I can't.
但你们玩得开心点。不过别忘了洗屁股。 But y'all go have fun. Don't forget to wash your ass, though.
好吧。帮你拿这个。 All right. Grab this for you.
你知道我的孙子劳伦斯。 You know my grandson Lawrence.
你们会是完美的一对。 Y'all would make a perfect match.
-多萝西小姐。-他长得像泰勒·佩里 - Miss Dorothy. - He looks like Tyler Perry.
“Hellur。” "Hellur."
也像他一样爱主。 And loves the Lord just like him, too.
我喜欢这样。能跟我说声“阿门”吗？ I love that. Can I get an "amen"?
阿们。 Amen.
如果你们还需要什么就告诉我。 Let me know if y'all need anything else.
后面的盘子快用完了。 We're running out of plates back there.
为什么这里这么湿？我的脖子都要断了。 Why is it so wet back here? I'm about to break my damn neck.
我已经尽力了！ I'm doing my best!
-好吧，乔。-对不起。 - Okay, Joe. - I'm sorry.
洗碗机坏了。我得亲手把这些婊子弄干。 The dishwasher's broke. I got to dry these bitches by hand.
你知道蒸汽循环有点挑剔。 You know the steam cycle can be a little finicky.
-你得赶紧上车…-是的，我知道。 - You got to get on back there... - Yeah, I know.
我什么都试过了。 I've tried everything.
我想说的是，上次我做的时候，我得从后面进去。-是的，我在后面后面。 All I'm saying is last time I did it, I had to go - into the back back. - Yeah, I'm in the back back.
是的，但是，伙计，那是…听着，我不是想阻止你做你正在做的事，但是那个按钮…我修好了。 Yeah, but, man, that's... Look, I'm not trying to stop you from what you're doing, but the button you... I fixed it.
——好的。好吧。-我修好了。 - Okay. Okay. - I fixed it.
你应该做点什么。 You might have did something.
我修好了。 I fixed it.
我很好。 I'm all right.
伙计，我说的是后面的把手。 Man, I was talking about the handle in the back.
你没事吧，乔？ You okay, Joe?
我想我尿裤子了。 I think I shit my pants.
我不是为这个生的。 I'm not built for this.
那堵墙也不是。 Neither was that wall.
别那样看着我。我很抱歉。我很抱歉。 Don't look at me like that. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
我必须从沙米卡那里跳下去。 I had to get a jump from Shameeka.
然后他们在拉布雷亚设置了路障。 Then they put a fucking roadblock up on La Brea.
我不得不绕了一圈。我很抱歉。 I had to go all the way around. I'm sorry.
我很抱歉，很抱歉，很抱歉，很抱歉，很抱歉。 I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
我没有忘记。我只是经历了疯狂的事情。 I didn't forget. I just was going through mad shit.
我向上帝发誓。 I swear to God.
说真的，我很抱歉。 For real, I am sorry.
我不是想… I-I wasn't trying to be...
因为，事实上，你很准时。 Because, actually, you're on time.
我7点下班。 I got off at 7:00.
——该死的。-我抓到你了，是吧？ - Damn. - I got you good, huh?
你太了解我了。 You know me so well.
我还给你买了这个。 And I still got you this.
♬那是我的女孩 ♪ That's my girl ♪
♬是的，我是你的女孩♬-额外的奶酪？ - ♪ Yes, I'm your girl ♪ - Extra cheese?
是的，我真不该这么做因为你一会儿会把浴室炸了。 Yes, and I really shouldn't have done it because you gonna blow up the bathroom later.
好吧，别为我担心。我会没事的。 Well, don't worry about me. I'mma be fine.
给上帝两个吻，我就直了。 Two kisses up to God, and I'll be straight.
这和你的胃有什么关系？ What does that have to do with your stomach?
-这不是…-上帝医治一切。 - This is not... - God heals all things.
姑娘，你有乳糖不耐症。 Girl, you're lactose intolerant.
包括肚子，包括肚子。 Tummies included, tummies included.
你需要多祈祷。那是你的问题。 You need to pray more. That's your fucking problem.
好的，琼斯女士，告诉我为什么你是公司特许经营经理的最佳人选。 Okay, Ms. Jones, tell me why you're the perfect candidate to be a corporate franchise manager.
我想我是最佳人选，因为……啊!不要说你认为。说你是。 I think I'm the perfect candidate bec... Ah! Don't say you think. Say you are.
好吧。 Okay.
嗯，先生，我是最佳人选，因为我做过很多煎蛋卷……——嗯。 Well, sir, I am the perfect candidate because I've served - many an omelet... - Mm-hmm.
我和很多客户打过交道。 I have dealt with many customers.
醉了，嗨了，困了……你说吧。 Drunk, high, sleepy... you name it.
我已经打开了。我已经关闭。 I've opened. I've closed.
我设计了轮椅区。 I created the wheelchair section.
确保商店符合美国残疾人法。 And made sure that the store was ADA compliant.
该死的!贱人，你现在应该有10个norm了。 Damn! Bitch, you should've had about ten Norms by now.
姑娘，我得努力往上爬。 Girl, I got to work my way up.
这个级别的人都有学位，我还剩15个学分。 People at this level have degrees, and I still have 15 credits left.
我很高兴他们让我申请。 I'm just happy that they let me apply.
首先，贪心。 Uh, first off, greedy.
其次，他们就是想让你这么想，好吗？ Second off, that's what they want you to think, okay?
当你知道自己的价值时，他们无法控制你。 They can't control you when you know your worth.
-亲爱的，在这里。-好的，好的。 - Honey, it's in here. - Okay, okay.
你有没有见过你的经理做一些你做不到的事情？ Have you ever seen your manager do anything you cannot do?
——没有。——没错。 - No. - Exactly.
他们不能再把这些事都推到我女儿身上了，好吗？ They need to stop putting all that work on my girl without the proper promotion, okay?
你就是那个女孩！ You been that girl!
-我就是那个女孩。——好的。 - Been that girl. - Okay.
你得带着你的目标走。 You know, you got to walk in your purpose.
就像凯叔常说的“如果你的老二是这屋子里最大的，那你就得出手” It's like Keshawn always say, "If you got the biggest dick in the room, "you got to swing that shit."
姑娘，为什么我们总是在谈论凯叔的鸡巴？ Girl, why are we always talking about Keshawn's funky-ass dick?
嗯，一点也不时髦。它是我的。 Um, it's not funky. It's mine.
其次，他会扔宝石。 And second off, he be dropping gems.
Pee-ew ! Pee-ew!
你会没事的。 You're gonna be fine.
你能行的。我已经做了祷告。 You got this. I already put up a prayer.
你知道我和祖先有直接联系。 You know I got the direct line to the ancestors.
好吧，姑娘，他们不听。 Well, girl, they're not listening.
你把房租给了尤切，对吧？ You gave the rent to Uche, right?
是的，他拿到钱了。我们直。 Yeah, he got the money. We straight.
好。我们最不想看到的就是他再次敲门。 Good. Last thing we need is him banging on the door again.
别担心。 Not to worry.
你知道这得花点时间。 You know this gonna take a minute.
进去吧，我找个地方。 Go in, and I'll find a spot.
谢谢,pookie。 Thanks, pookie.
该死,费边。 Damn, Fabian.
发生了什么事? What happened?
今天早上他把我赶出去了。 Uche kicked me out this morning.
一切都很糟糕。 It was all bad.
我们不能让任何人休息。 Uche can't cut nobody no break.
你奶奶不是刚去世吗？ Didn't your grandma just die?
她还没入土呢。 She ain't even in the ground yet.
驱逐会毁了我的信用的。 An eviction's gonna fuck up my credit.
我住不起别的地方。 I can't afford to live anywhere else.
你的生命是鲜活的。 Your life is lifing.
我们知道他错了。 Uche know he wrong.
对不起,男人。 Sorry, man.
你想买我奶奶的老式音箱吗？ Hey, you want to buy my grandma's vintage speaker?
啊,没有。我觉得你应该保留你所有的记忆。 Ah, no. I think you should hold on to all your memories.
明天是晚上。 It'll be a'ight.
也许有人想买这个音箱或者我的黑胶唱片？ Maybe somebody want to buy this speaker or my vinyls?
我有一些很好的黑胶唱片。 I got some good vinyls.
哦。嘿,女士们。你想花一块钱买一顶水桶帽吗？ Oh. Hey, ladies. You want to buy a bucket hat for a buck?
妈妈露丝!-门开着。 -Mama Ruth! - It's open.
音乐太吵了。 Music's so loud.
嘿,妈妈。 Hey, Mama.
你有橙汁吗？ You got some orange juice?
对，那边应该有。 Yeah, should be some over there.
德鲁，今天不是你的面试吗，宝贝？ Hey, Dreux, isn't your interview today, baby?
-是的，但要等到4点-你会做得很好的。 - Yeah, not till 4:00, though. - Now, you're gonna do good.
嘿，你听说了吗？ Hey, did you hear?
姑娘，我们要找个白人邻居了。 Girl, we about to get us a white neighbor.
我从没在丛林里见过白人。 I ain't never seen no white people in The Jungles.
-你知道贾米尔在撒谎。-不，他们确实存在。 - You know Jameel be lying. - No, they do exist.
我亲眼所见。 I have seen it with my own two eyes.
智利，我看到一个人把猫放在婴儿车里。 Chile, I saw one with a cat in a stroller.
我完了。 I was done.
好吧，我可以告诉你，他们不会搬进这栋破房子的。 Yeah, well, they ain't moving into this raggedy building, I can tell you that.
早上好，露丝妈妈。 Morning, Mama Ruth.
嘿,疯子。 Hey, Maniac.
处理好这破事。 Handle that shit.
吃晚饭吗? Sup?
这是我的……一天开始得很早。 It's my... Day started early.
我有点困了。 I'm a little sleepy.
我能给他们蜂蜜面包吗？ Can I get them honey buns?
哦,嗯…支持你。我只是…我不想把手伸到后面去。 Oh, uh... Behind you. I just... I didn't want to reach back there.
哦。 Oh.
你是说甜的吗？ You mean the sweet ones.
不是说我的不甜。 Not that mine aren't sweet.
-真奇怪。-我还是继续吧。 - That was weird. - I'll just go ahead.
我会……按你的方式滑出去。 I'll... slide out your way.
电子滑梯 ♪ Electric slide ♪
你想要吗？ You want it?
哦。我是说，是的。 Oh. I mean, yeah.
谢谢你，露丝妈妈。 Thank you, Mama Ruth.
我待会再找你。 I'll catch you later.
好吧。谢谢你，宝贝。 All right. Thank you, baby.
回头见。 See you around.
地方很小，所以你…该死,女孩。你还好吗？ Place is small, so you... Damn, girl. Are you okay?
我是说，我以为你中风了。 I mean, I thought you was having a stroke.
你说的话我一个字也听不懂。 I couldn't understand a word you was saying.
该死，我开始觉得我的小甜心需要被切开。 Shit, I started feeling like my honey buns needed to be split open.
呃,好吧。 Uh, Okay.
我不担心那个男孩。 I am not worried about that boy.
我不上街。从我们小时候起，他就一直是个麻烦。 I don't do the streets. And he been trouble since we were kids.
是啊，那孩子现在是个成年人了。 Yeah, well, that boy is a grown-ass man now.
一个会把你掐死的成年人。 A grown man that would choke you to death.
是啊，那就看他怎么做了。 Yeah, well, it just depends on how he does it.
这里发生了很多我不需要知道的信息。——嗯。 A lot of information is happening here - that I don't need to know. - Mm-hmm.
谢谢你！爱你。 Thank you. Love you.
祝你好运，宝贝。不要再上夜班了！ Good luck, baby. No more night shifts!
嘿。 Hey.
-嗨。-怎么了，姑娘？ - Hey. - What's up, girl?
嗯哼。 Mm-hmm.
不，他还没找到……那我们该怎么办？波西米亚式的无结辫子。 No, he ain't finna... So, what are we gonna do? The boho knotless braids.
-那是很前卫的。——贾米尔! -That is avant-garde. - Jameel!
你他妈在干什么？ And what the fuck are you doing?
姑娘，管好你的嘴。 Girl, watch your goddamn mouth.
首先，你在跟谁说话？ First of all, who you talking to?
我知道你不会第一次就试我，因为你知道我是付费客户。 I know you're not gonna try me on the first, knowing damn well I'm with a paying client.
-你有现金吧？-是的。 - You do have cash, right? - Yeah.
你太脏了！ You are so dirty!
你说你今天早上会帮我梳头的。 You told me you were gonna finish my hair this morning.
你能进去吗，我们待会再处理？ Can you please go inside and we can handle this later?
我很抱歉。这里太贫民窟了。 I'm so sorry. This is so ghetto.
这是贫民窟？ This is ghetto?
那这是什么？ Then what is this?
该死的。-是的。看到了吗，姑娘？ -Damn. - Yeah. You see this, girl?
不专业! Unprofessional!
你知道什么是专业的吗？一个高髻。 You know what's professional? An updo.
扎个马尾辫，滚吧。 Wrap that shit in a ponytail and go.
但你连头都没沾。 But you ain't even dipped the ends.
如果你不去，我就告诉乌什你弄坏了对讲机。 If you don't go, I'mma tell Uche you broke the intercom.
我不是在跟你开玩笑，德鲁克斯。 I'm not joking with you, Dreux.
——哇。哇。-我有事要做。 - Wow. Wow. - I have business to do.
好了，让我把你的头洗完。 All right, let me just finish your head.
你知道，人们在第一天就会表现得很疯狂。 You know, folks be acting crazy on the first.
什么？ What?
等等，花生死了？ Hold up, Peanut died?
地狱,是的。国王洛洛抓住了他。 Hell, yeah. King Lolo got him.
但是为什么呢? But why?
说他看着他。 Said he looked at him.
,错了吗? Like, wrong?
否。 No.
只是看着他。 Just looked at him.
该死的。 Damn.
你听说花生的事了吗？哦! Did you hear what happened to Peanut? Oh!
我的天啊。 Oh, my God.
——女孩!——请。 - Girl! - Please.
姑娘，为什么凯尚的东西到处都是？ Girl, why is Keshawn's stuff all over the damn place?
女孩，为什么他总是买新鞋？用什么收入？ Girl, and why he always got some new shoes? With what income?
我的天啊。大概有三对。你吹嘘。 Oh, my God. It's like three pairs. You gassing.
姑娘，这里可是个障碍训练场。 Girl, it's an obstacle course in here.
我们一直在说我们要多锻炼。 We been saying we're trying to exercise more.
每一次跌倒，我们都能走得更远。 Every time we stumble, we get more steps.
我是说，真的吗？在你的画上？ I mean, really? On your paintings?
为什么?地板就在这里。 Why? The floor's right here.
他说地板很脏。 He said the floor is dirty.
好吧?去他妈的这幅画。 Okay? And fuck this painting.
它甚至没有那么好。谁在乎呢? It's not even that good. Who cares?
你对他们都这么说。 You say that about all of 'em.
我的意思是，如果你把你的作品当作门垫，你怎么能指望它们进入现代艺术博物馆？ I mean, how do you expect for your artwork to get into MoMA if you treat 'em like doormats?
宇宙会指引我——我该去的地方。好吧?-哦,男孩。 The universe is going to guide me - where I'm supposed to go. Okay? -Oh, boy.
该死的! Damn!
该死的。这是一个大问题。 Damn. It's a big one.
我们得解决这个问题，伙计。这是危险的。 Uche gotta fix this, man. It's dangerous.
该死的。他要修窗户，修墙，修地板上的钉子。 Damn. He got to fix the windows, the walls, the nails on the floorboard.
嘿。 Hey.
可以你们…小声点？ Can y'all... keep it down?
原谅我吗? Excuse me?
我只是想说，我们已经有三个人住在一个地方了，对吧？ You know, I'm just saying, we already got three people living in one space, right?
我们得考虑得更周到一点。 We got to be a little bit more thoughtful around here.
那个混蛋穿的是我的袍子吗？ Is that motherfucker wearing my robe?
我是说，你疯了？ I mean, you mad?
怎么了，宝贝？ What's up, baby?
-周年快乐。 - Happy anniversary. - Mm.
什么周年纪念？ Anniversary for what?
我和艾丽莎同居已经六个月了。 Um, that's six months since me and Alyssa been living together.
已经六个月了吗？ Oh, has it already been six months?
这是有趣的。我记得本来是六天的。 That's funny. I remember when it was supposed to be six days.
这可不好。是一个好去处。 That's not nice. Be nice.
凯叔是对的……我们都应该多想想。 Keshawn is right... We should all be more thoughtful.
既然我们在接受请求，你能把你的鞋子从地上拿开吗？ And, you know, since we're taking requests, could you get your goddamn shoes off the floor?
-你说完了吗？-不，我还有。 - Are you done? - No, I've got more.
德鲁克斯，有个哥们前几天问我关于你的事，让我大吃一惊，但我就… You know, Dreux, one of the homeys asked me about you the other day, to my, like, divine surprise, but I was like...
“不。” "Nah."
我要去躺下。 I'mma-I'mma go lie down.
你对我的案子没有帮助。 You're not helping my case.
休息一下。 Get some rest.
和一个…还有一把刷子。 And a... And a brush, too.
-我能拿袍子吗？——什么? -Can I have the robe? - What?
拜托，能把浴袍给我吗？ Please, can I have the robe?
哦,是的。 Oh, yeah.
很抱歉。 Sorry about that.
美杜莎号里有什么？姑娘，我差点变成石头。 What in the Medusa? Girl, I almost turned to stone.
我连看都觉得不好意思。我很抱歉，但一切都说得通。 I feel bad for even looking. My apologies, but it's all making sense.
-我知道。-你得忍住。 - I know. - You got to resist.
我不能。我试过了。 I can't. I tried.
他可以让它向我挥手。 He can make it wave at me.
但他占了便宜。他不能一直待在这里不帮忙。 But he's taking advantage. He can't keep staying here and not pitching in.
乌切已经想让我们离开这里了，而且他还让白人搬进来。 Uche already want to get us up out of here, and he apparently moving white people in.
好吧，这是个问题。我会把它修好的。 Okay, it's a problem. I'm gonna fix it.
我要跟他谈谈。我明白了。 I'm gonna talk to him. I got it.
你刚值完夜班回来。去休息吧。 You just got in from the night shift. Just go rest.
跟他谈谈。 Talk to him.
贾米尔会帮你整理头发吗？ Is Jameel gonna finish your hair?
女孩，我们刚刚的争吵…我想我们再也不会说话了。 Girl, the fight we just got into... I don't think we're gonna ever speak again.
哦。 Ooh.
艾丽莎，快去开门！ Alyssa, get the damn door!
好吧,好吧。 Okay, okay.
好吧。 Okay.
混蛋，你想要什么…哦,嗯…嗨,Uche。 Motherfucker, what you want... Oh, uh... Hi, Uche.
你今天看起来脱发了。 You look real alopecious today.
你知道在我们国家不付房租的人会有什么下场吗？ Do you know what happens to people in my country who do not pay their rent?
你想让我知道在你们国家人们不付房租会发生什么吗？我不…把钱给我，我就可以走了。 You're expecting me to know what happens when people don't pay their rent in your country? I don't... Give me my money so I can go.
我觉得你搞错了，因为阿丽莎给了你钱。 Oh, I think there's some kind of confusion, because Alyssa gave you your money.
但我们能谈谈这臭水的事吗？ But can we talk about this stank-ass water situation?
她没有付钱给我。 She did not pay me.
是的，她说了。她告诉我的。 Yes, she did. She told me.
我看起来像会乱放钱的人吗？ Do I look like a man who misplaces money?
否。 No.
她是个骗子。 She is a liar.
你也是。 And so are you.
我今天六点前要回家。 I am going home by six of the clock today.
如果到那时我还交不到房租，你和你的朋友就和那个毛茸茸的小个子男人一起走吧。 If I don't have my rent by then, you and your friend will join that hairy, small man on the curb.
-等待…Uche。-我是说真的。我是认真的。 - Wait... Uche. - I mean it. I mean it.
别再拖欠房租了，德鲁伊。 No more late rent, Dreux.
没有更多的。 No more.
哦,该死的。 Oh, goddamn.
阿莉莎? Alyssa?
阿莉莎! Alyssa!
阿莉莎。 Alyssa.
德鲁，你得放松点。 Yo, Dreux, you-you got to relax.
说实话，每次我见到你你都这样。 I mean, honestly, you're like this every single time that I see you.
我担心你的血压。 I'm worried about your blood pressure.
阿莉莎在哪儿? Where's Alyssa?
哦，她，她在里面。不过她真的很累。 Oh, she-she in there. She's really tired, though.
——好的。-因为性交。 - Okay. - 'Cause of the intercourse.
我以为是因为她抱着你的屁股。 I thought it was because she's carrying your ass.
这么好笑。 So funny.
所以凯叔也把你的脊梁骨打烂了？ So Keshawn blew your backbone out, too?
什么？ What?
姑娘，我来是想跟他谈谈搬出去的事，然后…我不知道发生了什么。 Girl, I came in here to talk to him about moving out, and then... I don't know what happened.
我得想办法解决这件事。 I got to work this shit out.
我需要创造性的锻炼。 I need to creatively exercise.
-你需要驱魔——Yeah-huh。 - You need an exorcism. - Yeah-huh.
姑娘，为什么乌切在门口说他没交房租？ Girl, why is Uche at the door saying he doesn't have his rent money?
那是个谎言。他有。你确定吗？ That's a lie. He has it. Are you sure?
因为你知道他不会拿自己的事开玩笑的，艾丽莎。 Because you know he doesn't play about his shit, Alyssa.
是的，婊子，我确定。凯尚说是他给他的。 Yes, bitch, I'm sure. Keshawn said he gave it to him.
阿莉莎。 Alyssa.
你没把我们的房租给凯叔。 You did not give Keshawn our rent money.
如果我做了呢？ What if I did?
你在玩，对吧？告诉我你在玩，不然我揍扁你。 You playing, right? Tell me you playing, or I'mma beat your ass.
什么？冷静下来。 What? Calm down.
我现在就叫他过来，一切就清楚了。-拜托，打给他。 I'mma call him in here right now, - and it'll be clear. - Come on, call him.
Keshawn。 Keshawn.
嗯哼。 Mm-hmm.
Keshawn ! Keshawn!
刚才那个黑鬼不是在这儿吗？ Wasn't that nigga just here?
哦,狗屎。 Oh, shit.
嘿! Hey!
该死的! Damn!
你觉得他听到我们谈论他了吗？ You think he heard us talking about him?
你他妈开什么玩笑？ Are you fucking kidding me?
姑娘，凯叔拿走了我们的房租。 Girl, Keshawn took our rent and dipped.
你为什么要给他钱，艾丽莎？ Why would you give him the money, Alyssa?
姑娘，你得给他打个电话让他回来该死的混蛋。 Girl, you need to call him up on the phone and tell him to get back here A-fucking-SAP.
冷静下来。我现在就给他打电话。 Calm down. I'm calling him right now.
他一直都知道怎么打扫。 He knew how to clean this whole time.
可能只是忘了送钱。 Probably just forgot to drop the cash off.
他是个企业家。 He's an entrepreneur.
-他做了5万…-给他打电话！ - He's doing like 50,000... - Just call him!
我打电话。 I'm calling.
啊。我不明白。他怎么记得带了500双鞋却没带手机？ Ugh. I don't get it. How he remember to take all 500 pair of his shoes but not his phone?
我忘记了。我趁他睡着的时候偷了一个。他有两个。 I forgot. I stole one while he was asleep. He has two.
我现在都不想打开它。 I'm not even gonna unpack that right now.
我们得在这个混蛋把我们的钱花光之前找到他。他会在哪里？ We need to find this bum-ass nigga before he spends up all our money on parlays. Where would he be?
女孩，我不知道。你看不出我迷路了吗？ Girl, I don't know. Can't you tell I'm lost?
姑娘，如果我们不能在下午6点前把钱送到乌什，我们就得和费比安一起出去了。 Girl, if we don't get this money to Uche by 6:00 p. m., we're gonna be on the curb with Fabian.
比如，你知道密码吗？ Like, do you know the passcode?
-该死，让我试试。——啊。 - Shit, let me try. - Ah.
让我施展我的魔法。我在尝试引导一些东西。 Let me work my magic. I'm trying to channel something.
什么都没有。我什么都试过了。 Nothing. I tried everything.
他的生日，我的生日，他前女友的生日，他最喜欢的性爱姿势。66、69、99、469……469年?你是怎么做到的？ His birthday, my birthday, his ex's birthday, his favorite sex positions. 66, 69, 99, 469... 469? How you do that?
基本上就像向后推入阴部。 It's basically like a backwards push-up into the pussy.
我可以展示给你比我说的更好。 I could show you better than I can tell you.
没关系。 That's okay.
我去换衣服，然后找人帮忙。 I'm gonna go get dressed, and we gonna get some help.
我也是。 Me, too.
我今天不需要这些东西。 I did not need this shit today.
-嗨。沙米卡，怎么了？-姑娘，新邻居。 - Hey. Shameeka, what's going on? - Girl, new neighbors.
噢!射击,不! Ooh! Shooter, no!
对不起。 Sorry.
-嗨。-欢迎来到这个社区。 - Hi. - Welcome to the neighborhood.
-谢谢。-该死，真快。 -Thank you. - Damn, that was quick.
给这个婊子带饼干。 Uche bringing this bitch cookies.
——什么?-哦，见鬼，不。 - What? - Oh, hell, no.
我的船员，就在这里。 My crew, right here.
前面和中间。 Front and center.
所以,嗯…孩子们就不能吃饼干吗？ So, um... the kids can't have no cookie?
我的天啊！我痴迷于这些相配的衣服。 Oh, my God! I'm obsessed with these matching outfits.
你好,孩子们。你想要一块饼干吗？ Hello, children. Would you like a cookie?
别害怕，孩子。 Well, don't be scared, chile.
上去给你们拿块饼干来。 Go up there and get y'all a cookie.
拿块该死的饼干。 Take a fucking cookie.
谢谢你！谢谢你！ Thank you. Thank you.
如果你需要什么就告诉我。 Let me know if you need anything.
我一定会的。谢谢你！ I-I definitely will. Thank you.
哦，不，舒特。 Oh, no, Shooter.
太好了。 Excellent.
——太好了。——好的。 - Excellent. - Okay.
嗯…你好,每个人。 Um... Hello, everyone.
我是宝芬妮，这位是舒特。 I'm Bethany, and this is Shooter.
几个月前我把他从这附近救了出来。 I actually rescued him a few months ago from around here.
我觉得他有点创伤后应激障碍-但是…——哦。 I think he's having a little PTSD, - but... - Oh.
我相信他会适应得很好的。 I'm sure he'll settle in just fine.
就像我一样。所以,嗯…谢谢你欢迎我们来鲍德温村。 Just like me. So, uh... Thanks for welcoming us to Baldwin Village.
什么是鲍德温村？ What's Baldwin Village?
很高兴见到我这个年纪的女士。 Nice to see ladies my age.
-嗨。-欢迎来到这个社区。 - Hey. - Welcome to the neighborhood.
这附近有什么好吃的？ What's good to eat around here?
牛尾，粗粒，蔬菜，山药，Tam's, M&M 's。 Oxtails, grits, greens, yams, Tam's, M&M'S.
一大堆狗屎。 A lot of shit.
-我会给你发一份名单。-好的。 - I'll send you a list. -Okay.
如果你们想要女生之夜，我就在这。——哦。 Um, I am right here if you guys ever want to have - a girls' night. - Oh.
有点像“普罗塞克和朋友们”的情况。 A little "prosecco and pals" situation.
来吧，饮料。 Come on, drinks.
好吧。 Okay.
再见。 Bye.
-我喜欢你的狗。-你好，你的女朋友。 - I like your dog. - Holla at your girl.
看到了吗?看到了吗?我说什么来着？我不是说过吗？ See? See? What'd I say? Didn't I say it?
我在说，但你们都不听。 I be talking, but y'all don't be listening.
你们最好趁现在好好享受。 Y'all better enjoy this shit while you can.
所以你今天真的要当着我的面给别人编辫子吗。 So you really just gonna braid everybody else hair today in my face.
是的。他们在我的预订网站上确认了。 Yep. Well, they confirmed on my booking site.
你知道我现在很抢手。 You know I'm in high demand.
再说，我们还有更重要的事要做。 Besides, we got bigger fish to fry.
让我看看你的头发。是的，看起来不错。 Let me see this hair. Yeah, it look nice.
你把中间的头发梳掉了吗？——贾米尔。 - Did you comb out the middle? - Jameel.
你想让我把头发卷起来吗？ You want me to roller-set the ends?
否。我们想让你破解这个手机。 No. We want you to break into this phone.
天啊，闭嘴。我这儿有个客户。 Oh, my God, shut up. I got a client here.
闭上你的嘴。你知道我已经不那么做了。 Keep your mouth down. You know I don't do that no more.
谁的电话? Who phone?
那个无家可归的好男友？ That fine homeless boyfriend?
他为什么要无家可归？ Uh, why he got to be homeless?
你去过他家吗？ Have you been to his home?
我们见面时他的公寓被水淹了。 His apartment was flooded when we met.
哦，真方便。 Oh, how convenient.
你知道吗，你应该上陌陌，找个好男人。 You know what, you should get on Tinder, find you a good man.
一个有屋顶的好人。 A good, housed man with a roof.
他住在房子里。 He is housed.
啊哈。 Ah-ah.
-专心工作。-来吧。 - Stay on task. - Come on.
几百美元。 Hundred dollars.
- 100美元？- 100美元。 - A hundred dollars? - Hundred dollars.
-你们收白条吗？-你连她的头发都没做 - Do you take IOUs? - You didn't even do her hair.
这是你最起码能做的。 It's the least you could do.
贱人，这是小霸王伯尼斯吗？ Bitch, is this Berniece the Bully?
他要在同一天又骗又偷吗？ He gonna cheat and steal in the same motherfucking day?
像大屁股伯尼斯一样？继续盯着可可？ Like Big Booty Berniece? Stay on Coco?
他们是怎么认识的？ How they know each other?
女孩，显然他们是在公园认识的。 Girl, apparently, they met at the park.
在我收集到更多信息之前我是不会跟她说的。 I wasn't even gonna say nothing to her until I collected more information.
我都不是那种贱人。 I'm not even that type of bitch.
时期。那么，发生了什么？ Period. So, so, what happened?
那是大约一周前的事了。 It was about a week ago.
据说。 Allegedly.
所以，大屁股婊欺负伯尼斯在吉姆·吉列姆那里渴了，看起来很干渴。你知道的。 So, Big Booty Bitch-Ass Bully Berniece was up at Jim Gilliam being thirsty, looking parched. You know the usual.
什么？你怎么知道这些的？ What? How do you know all this?
贾米尔爱管闲事，他说他看到了整个过程。 Jameel nosy ass. He said he saw the whole thing.
正如贾米尔所说，当她喜欢你的男人时，她会不惜一切代价留住他。 As Jameel tells it, when she likes your man, she'll take him and stop at nothing to keep him.
该死的。 Damn.
他们当着孩子们的面这么做。 They did all that in front of the kids.
女孩,据说。 Girl, allegedly.
我都不知道我信不信那些冰激凌的鬼话。 I don't even know if I believe all that ice cream shit, though.
你知道的，Jameel把20放在10上。 You know Jameel be putting twenties on tens.
我知道你为什么偷他的手机了。 I see why you stole his phone.
现在几点了？ What time is it?
他现在和那个婊子在一起。 He with that bitch right now.
-我们去那边吧。——好的。 - Let's go over there. - Okay.
因为我们需要尽快拿回我们的钱。 'Cause we need to get our money back ASAP.
姑娘，我们不能停在这里。 Girl, we can't park here.
我要去找这个贱人。 I'm finna go get this bitch.
他们在这里肯定会杀黑鬼。 Oh, they killing niggas for sure in here.
Tumbleweave。 Tumbleweave.
这根本说不通啊。 This don't even make no damn sense.
我告诉过你我妈妈有关节炎。 I told you my mom's got arthritis.
搞什么鬼？你……姑娘，你要让他把我的门拿走吗？ What the fuck? You... Girl, you just gonna let him take my damn door?
-你这个没心没肺的婊子。 -Mm-hmm - You a heartless bitch.
付房租。没关系。 Pay the rent. That's okay.
上帝站在我这边。 God is on my side.
我祈祷这混蛋身边的门能开着。 I be praying doors be open around this motherfucker.
草。 Shit.
看。 Look.
她就在那儿。 There she go right there.
好吧。我有个主意。 All right. I got a idea.
绕到后面去。绕到后面去。 Go around the back. Go around the back.
我会想办法进去的。 I'll find a way in.
看起来不错，矮子。 Looking good, shorty.
我会通过你们的，好吗？ Gonna get on through y'all, okay?
你闻到了吗？ You smell that?
闻起来像身体喷雾。 Smell like body spray.
闻起来很好吃。-我要超过你。 Mm. That smells - good enough to eat. - I'm gonna pass you.
最好不要没有男人。我知道这么多。 Better not have no man. I know that much.
我甚至不喜欢男人。 I don't even like men.
女孩。 Girl.
你花了很长时间。 You took forever.
下面有点诡异。 A little spooky-ooky down there.
你还好吗？太久没见了。 How you been? It's been so long.
味道很好。让我想起了我的叔叔。 Smell good. Remind me of my uncle.
-你是谁？-你的朋友。 - Who are you? - Your friend.
你不记得了？ You don't remember?
-贱人，我不认识你。——女孩。 - Bitch, I don't know you. - Girl.
我们所做的一切都很有趣。 All the fun we done had.
让我提醒你。 Let me remind you.
你死定了。 Got your ass.
我记得你在房间里聚众的样子。 I remember the way you would mob in a room.
我想，“哇，那女孩真大胆。 I'm like, "Whew, that girl is bold.
“你知道，她只会拉屎。” "You know, she just take shit."
好吧,黑鬼。 Okay, nigga.
我是说，你鼓舞了我。 I mean, you inspired me.
听着，我现在就要升职了，当我走进那个房间时，我就在和你沟通。 Look, I'm up for a promotion right now, and when I walk in that room, I'm channeling you.
-我是说，我就是那个b——好的。 - I mean, I am that "B." - Okay.
-一直是“ b ”好吧。-是那个b - And been that "B." All right. - Been that "B."
阿莉莎?-闭嘴。 -Alyssa? - Shut your fucking mouth.
关闭它。 Shut it.
还记得高中舞会上，伴着《漂亮里奇》跳舞吗？ Remember them high school dances, grinding to Pretty Ricky?
女孩，黑人们对你垂涎三尺。 Girl, niggas be drooling over you.
这就是我想做的。 That's how I'm trying to be.
等等，你是舞队的？ Wait, you was on the dance team?
女孩,是的。是的。坐在后面的是我，在克伦肖。克伦肖。 Girl, yup. Yup. That was me in the back, over there at Crenshaw. Crenshaw.
-在克伦肖。-传给你。 - At Crenshaw. - Pass it to you.
我去找了多尔西。 I went to Dorsey.
你在偷我的东西吗？ What are you, stealing from me?
不，黑鬼，你在偷我的东西。 No, nigga, you stealing from me.
你本该带着房租去乌什，但你却躺在另一张婊子床上。 You were supposed to take the rent money to Uche, but instead you in another bitch bed.
不!,嗯…钱他妈去哪了？ No! That, um... And where the fuck is the money?
——正确的。我就是这么说的。-是的。 - Right. That's what I said. -Yeah.
多西和小姐在一起……——Hammersam。-黑尔。 Dorsey Dons with Miss... - Hammersam. - Hale.
我投资了，为了我和你。 I-I invested it, for me and you.
我本来想给你个惊喜的，但实际上…我很高兴你能来。 You know, I was gonna surprise you about it, but actually... I'm so glad you here.
待在那别动。不要去。 Um, stay right there. Don't go.
在他们叫你大美臀之前，那时候连美臀都没有。 Back before they was calling you Big Booty, when there was barely a booty.
你的背上有花生。 You had some peanuts on your back.
我胖了。 Ass been fat.
正确的。 Right.
所以我不知道你他妈在说什么。 So I don't know what the fuck you talking about.
哦,对了。正确的。 Oh, right. Right.
你他妈是谁？ Who the fuck are you?
这是我的新t恤系列。是啊! This-This my new T-shirt line. Yeah!
我想要一种更高级的面料。 I'm going for a more, like, you know, a high-end quality fabric.
宝贝，听我说。 Baby, listen to this.
-丙烯酸的。——“Cucci”? - It's acrylic. -"Cucci"?
感受一下。 Feel on that.
感觉很易燃，黑鬼。 Shit feel highly flammable, nigga.
好东西是易燃的。这是高质量的。 Good stuff is flammable. That's high quality.
你笨吗？这比住的地方还重要吗？ Are you stupid? This is more important than a place to live?
我借钱的唯一原因——贷款……是因为我只需要一点面包就可以继续了，你懂我的意思吗？ The only reason why I borrowed the money-- The loan... is because I just needed a little bit of bread to get going, you know what I'm saying?
但我要把这些翻过来，然后我要把它还给你，宝贝。 But I'mma flip these, then I'mma give it right back to you, baby.
-你要把这些翻过来？-乘以十。 - You gonna flip these? - Times ten.
——停止!你在…-说谎的混蛋！ - Stop! What are you... - Lying ass!
-搞什么鬼？——等待。等待。 - What the fuck? - Wait. Wait.
-这他妈是什么…零! - What the fuck is... -Hold up!
我都不知道她长什么样。 I barely know what she looks like.
我对天发誓，我只是从后面打。 I swear to God, I only hit it from behind.
-你骗了我。-你他妈是谁？ -You lied to me. - Who the fuck are you?
草泥马,我就……阿莉莎,跑。来吧! Motherfucker, I'll... Alyssa, run. Come on!
草。 Shit.
这是一个该死的恶棍的巢穴。 It's a damn villain's lair.
该死的蛇。 Fucking snake.
-她会来吗？-姑娘，我不知道继续! - Is she coming? - Girl, I don't know. Keep going!
我的车在哪里？ Where the fuck is my car?
姑娘，我告诉过你别他妈停这儿。 Girl, I told you not to fucking park here.
草。 Shit.
来吧! Come on!
我的天啊。 Oh, my God.
艾丽莎，快跑。 Alyssa, run faster.
我尝试! I'm trying!
草。 Shit.
哦,该死的! Oh, damn!
搞什么鬼？ What the fuck?
来吧。 Come on.
她需要一些牛奶。 She needs some milk.
我很好! I'm fine!
-让我-我没事 - Just let me-- - I'm fine!
黑鬼。 Nigga.
这根本就不疼。 That ain't even hurt.
狗屎!-那是她应得的。 -Shit! -That's what she gets.
-走一走，姑娘。——该死的。噢! - Walk it off, girl. - Damn. Ooh!
-你们都觉得很糟糕吗？-耶! - Oh, y'all think that was bad? -Yeah!
嗯?你们都觉得很糟糕吗？ Hmm? Y'all think that was bad?
看我怎么对付那些婊子！ Watch what I do to them hoes!
我再也跑不动了。 I can't fucking run no more.
我他妈跑不了。 I-I can't fucking run.
-我他妈跑不动了。——该死的。 - I can't fucking run no more. - Damn.
你觉得她没事吧？ You think she okay?
她直。 She straight.
她强烈。 She strong.
对，如果我们绕个圈，拿下希尔克雷斯特，我们就能回到乌切，把钱给他，在审讯前低调点。 Yeah, if we make a loop, take Hillcrest, we can get back to Uche, give him the money and just lay low till the interview.
我没钱。 I ain't got the money.
什么？ What?
凯叔把钱花了。 Keshawn spent it.
在排队买t恤。 On a fucking T-shirt line.
你为什么要把钱给凯尚？ Why would you give the money to Keshawn?
该死的。 Damn.
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
听着，我们现在不能纠结于过去。 Listen, we can't focus on the past right now.
我们要着眼于未来。我们没钱。 We got to focus on the future. We don't have the money.
我们只要赚钱就行了。 We just got to make the money.
我们得在6点前赚到钱吗？1500美元? We got to make the money by 6:00? $1,500?
更别提我四点还有面试。 Not to mention I got the interview at 4:00.
艾丽莎，来吧，伙计。 Alyssa, come on, man.
我应该去做个头发，理清思绪。 I should be getting my hair done, getting my mind right.
你看起来很棒。 You look great to me.
你要有信心。 You got to have faith.
会没事的。 Gonna be all right.
会解决的。 It'll work out.
它不只是工作。 It don't just work out.
我们需要一个计划。你需要个计划，伙计。 We need a plan. You need a plan, man.
这是我想的那样吗？ Is that what I think it is?
不，我不想再相信你了。 No, I don't want to trust you any longer.
-还不算太糟。——什么? - That's not even that bad. - What?
只是看。 Just watch.
你到底在说什么？ What the hell are you talking about?
听他们说完。听听他们要说什么。 Just hear them out. Hear what they got to say.
别这样，女士们。 Don't do it, ladies.
不要这样做。 Don't do it.
这是个陷阱。 It's a trap.
-别这么做。-姑娘，你看，这是…-这是一个循环。这是一个循环。-这是不好的能量-用来分散你的注意力。-不断发生。 - Don't do it. - Girl, see, this is... - And it's a cycle. It's a cycle. -This is bad energy - sent to distract you. - It keep happening.
-这是一个循环。-你必须保持专注。 - It's a cycle. - You have to stay focused.
一旦进去，就出不来了。 Once you go in, you can't get out.
-恶魔，走开。-这是陷阱和循环。 - Evil spirit, begone. - It's a trap and a cycle.
把工作丢给机器人？ Lose your job to a robot?
哦,耶稣。 Oh, Jesus.
支票不来吗？ Check not come?
汽车抛锚了？ Car break down?
不管是什么，我们都在这里。 Whatever it is, we're here.
我们不会问太多问题让你难堪的。 We won't embarrass you by asking too many questions.
我们相信无论如何我们都会把钱拿回来的。 We trust we'll get our money back one way or another.
在发薪日，我们抓到你了，我们会抓到你的。 Here at Payday Whenever, we gotcha, and we'll getcha.
来吧，我们坐下吧。 Come on, let's sit down.
引用? References?
嘿，听听这个。 Hey, listen to this.
“如果你发现自己很难获得还款资金，”这里有一些有用的想法。 "If you find yourself struggling to procure repayment funds, "here are a few useful ideas.
“4号。私人亲密承包商。” "Number four. Personal intimacy contractor."
听起来像哼吗？ That sound like ho-ing to you?
她看起来好像负债累累。 She look like she went into debt ho-ing.
看那个。 Look at that.
姑娘，这些是赏金。 Girl, these are bounties.
-这合法吗？-不可能是合法的。 - Is that legal? -That can't be legal.
还有时间。出去。 There's still time. Get out.
我希望他离我们远点。 I wish he would leave us the hell alone.
你们是在浪费生命。你们是两位美丽的女士。 You're wasting your lives. You're two beautiful ladies.
-浪费我们的生命？-滚出去！ - Wasting our lives? - Get out!
快跑! Run!
47 ! Number 47!
来吧。 Come on.
——47个!-我们听到了。 - Forty-seven! - We heard you.
-她在喊什么？——耶稣。 - The hell she yelling for? - Jesus.
——47个!-我们听到了，女士！ - Forty-seven! -We heard you, ma'am!
好吧，走快点。 Uh, well, walk faster.
是啊，抱歉没能给你换把椅子。 Yeah, so sorry I couldn't get you another chair.
他们不喜欢你坐着。 They don't really like you sitting down.
呃,看。 Uh, look.
你为什么拍照？ W-Why you taking a picture?
以防万一。 Just in case.
那么，你想要贷款？ So, you want a loan?
——是的。谢谢你！——是的。 - Yes. Thank you. - Yes.
我的生意伙伴刚刚遇到了一些意想不到的……-好的。 My business associate here has just - run into some unexpected... -Okay.
占领。 Occupation.
呃，我是个艺术家。 Uh, I'm an artist.
我的油漆。我做所有的媒介。 I paint. I do all mediums.
就像油漆，指甲，房子，内部，外部。 That's like oil paint, nails, houses, inner, outer.
化点妆。MAC计数器是我做的，但后面。 Little bit of makeup. I did the MAC counter, but the back.
-是的。哦。-是别的事，但我…我走了很远。 - Yeah. Oh. - It was some other shit, but I... I got far.
我以为你谁都能借。 Uh, I thought you gave loans to anybody.
任何有收入证明的人都可以。 Yeah, anybody with some proof of income.
我是说，你的... ...艺术品有发票吗？ I mean, do you have an invoice for your... ...art?
-你没必要这么刻薄-我会和你合作的。 - You don't got to be mean. - I'll work with you.
优步呢？老爸老妈?SSDI吗? What about Uber? SSI? SSDI?
你是什么意思，比如PPP或者HBO或者…赡养费吗?孩子的抚养费吗?我们要孩子的抚养费。 What you mean, like PPP or HBO or... Alimony? Child support? We will take child support.
不，没有孩子，没有戒指。 No, no child, no ring.
-我没有男伴。-嗯。 - I'm fuckboy-free. -Mmm.
-现在我是。-好吧，那样的话，48！ - Now I am. - Well, in that case, 48!
-好吧，等等，等等。等待。- 48 ! - Okay, wait, wait, wait. Wait. - 48!
——等待。嗯…——嗯。 - Wait. Um... - Uh-huh.
-利率是多少？——。 - What are the interest rates? -There.
该死的。我以为那是成立的一年。 Damn. I thought that was the year of establishment.
如果你这个月没钱，下个月就没钱了。 If you don't have the money this month, you're not gonna have it next month.
-出去。——啊。 - Get out. - Ugh.
-他每天都来吗？——请! - Is he here every day? - Please!
你们对这个黑鬼做了什么？ What did y'all do to this nigga here?
他太消极了。 He is so negative.
你到底要不要贷款？ Do you want the loan or not?
我确实在餐馆工作。 I do work at a diner.
我是服务员。我有稳定的收入。 I'm a waitress. I make a steady paycheck.
好吧，好吧。我需要你的身份证 Okay, fine, yeah. I'm gonna just need your I.D.
这样我就可以查你的信用了 so I can run your credit check.
充分披露。我的信用评分现在有点…不，不，没关系。 Full disclosure. My credit score is currently a little... No, no, doesn't matter.
只要你有工作，有胳膊和腿，系统就会批准你。 As long as you have a job, arms and a leg, the system will approve you.
-给你。-谢谢。 - Here you go. - Thank you.
你心脏病发作了吗？ Are you having a heart attack?
-天啊，女士-你没事吧？ - Oh, my God, ma'am. -Are you okay?
是吗?我从没见过信用评分这么低的人。 Are you? I've never seen a credit score this low.
-我…你知道，我…-我的天啊。 - Well, I... you know, I... - Oh, my God.
当我去商学院的时候，我不得不贷款，然后……-看啊。 When I went to business school - I had to get a loan, and... - Look at it.
我在，你知道的，努力想办法挽回一切。 I'm, you know, trying to figure out how to make everything back.
哦，太糟糕了。这个分数太糟糕了。 Oh, so bad. This score is so bad.
-我知道，我知道。-你有问题。 - I know, I know. - You got problems.
——哦。-你表现得好像我们在比佛利山庄似的 - Oh. - You act like we in Beverly Hills or somewhere.
姑娘，你也是兜帽男。 Girl, you in the hood, too.
听着,听着。我有个主意。 Listen, listen. I have an idea.
如果我们把分数加起来呢？ What if we combine our scores?
我和她住在一起已经有七年了。 Her and I have been living together for se-- We've been together for seven years.
这是其他州的普通法婚姻。 That's common-law marriage in any other state.
所以我们试图给你一个机会去拥抱一些创新的东西。 So we're trying to give you an opportunity to embrace something innovative.
-哦,哇。——是的。我和我妻子……“老婆。” -Oh, wow. - Yes. Me and my wife... "Wife."
…我想一起贷款。 ...would like to get a loan together.
女同性恋者。 Lesbians.
祝贺你。 Congratulations.
——进步。-是的。 - Progressive. - Yeah.
对公司来说是好事。对我们来说很好。看起来不错。 Great for the company. Great for us. It's a good look.
不不不不不不。不可能。 No, no, no, no, no. Not a chance.
你知道吗？你们都老了。 And you know what? You guys are old.
太老了，不懂信贷是怎么运作的。 Way too old not to understand how credit works.
-什么?-女士们，振作起来。 -What? - Ladies, just get it together.
-亲爱的，你振作起来。- “振作起来”？ - Sweetie, you get it together. - "Get it together"?
-那是AAVE吗？-你知道吗？否认。 - Is that AAVE? - You know what? Denied.
你为什么表现得这么傲慢？ Why are you acting so uppity?
你就是个兜帽鼠。 You ain't nothing but a hood rat.
——否认。-是的。你否认。 - Denied. - Yeah. You're denied.
——否认。-你空虚。你是空白。 - Denied. - You're void. You're void.
否认。 Denied.
-走吧。-她会揍死你的 - Let's go. - She gonna kick your ass.
我要让她。 And I'm gonna let her.
你真幸运，她拖了我后腿。 You lucky she holding me back.
你让我开怀大笑，夫人。 You gave me a good laugh, ma'am.
我们在上面。我们在上面。 We're above this. We're above it.
我是如此的高，我在天空。 I'm so high, I'm in the sky.
-我的天啊。-我很幸运，我没有压力。 - Oh, my God. - I'm so blessed, I'm not stressed.
-漂亮，漂亮。祝福。 - Beautiful, beautiful. -Blessed.
美丽的夫妇。 Beautiful couple.
别再吃这些薯片了，因为你的口气很臭！来吧! Don't ever eat these chips again, because your breath stinks! Come on!
哦。穿除臭剂。 Oh. Wear deodorant.
哦。开个玩笑。我一点都没退缩，老兄。 Oh. Uh, Just kidding. I didn't flinch at all, boo.
48 ! Number 48!
48 ! Forty-eight!
我都不知道我们接下来要做什么。 I don't even know what we're gonna do next.
看来你还活着出来了。 Looks like you made it out alive.
谢天谢地。 Thank goodness.
你们不会想知道我发生了什么。 Y'all don't want to know what happened to me.
-不，我们没有。-顺便说一下，我叫Lucky。 - No, we don't. - My name is Lucky, by the way.
谢谢你！我们往这边走。 Thank you. We're gonna walk this way.
嘿! Hey!
嘿。你猜怎么着? Hey. Guess what?
我向他们借了15笔贷款。 I had 15 loans with them.
十五岁!我最终还是放弃了。 Fifteen! I finally just gave up.
不需要工作。他们扣押了你所有的工资。 No need to workin' a job. They garnish all your wages.
——该死的。——正确的。 - Damn. - Right.
他们真的在追捕你。 They hunt you, literally.
这是反常的。 It's perverse.
我是说，你确定撞了车还能开车吗？ I mean, are you sure you should be driving after that hit?
我们为什么不冷静一下呢？我…黑鬼，我在大家面前被打得屁滚尿流。 Why don't we just chill? I... Nigga, I got knocked on my ass in front of everybody.
因为这些婊子。 'Cause of these bitches.
不。给他们发短信。 Nah. Text them hoes.
找出他们去了哪里。 Find out where they went.
每品脱是多少钱？ How much are we talking exactly per pint?
其实我们可以付你每品脱70美元，你还可以得到一张教堂炸鸡店的苹果派代金券。 Well, we actually can pay you $70 per pint, and you gonna get an apple pie voucher for Church's Chicken.
-苹果派？-当然了。 - Apple pie? - Hell, yes.
好吧。140美元。这是一个开始。 Okay. $140. That's a start.
-你说“派”就征服了我。"-好吧，我们一次只能带你们中的一个，谁先走？ - You had me at "pie." - All right, now, we can only take one of you at a time, so which one is going first?
我是艰难的。 I'm tough.
-我来吧。-是的，签在这里，姐姐。 - I'll do it. - Yeah, sign right there, sis.
别对我太苛刻。 Take it easy on me here.
针让我有点恶心。 Needles make me a little squeamish.
加入我们吧，姑娘。今天是我第一天上班。 Join the club, girl. Today's my first day.
但我们会熬过去的。 But we gonna get through it.
好吧，听着，没事的。只是关注。 Okay, look, it's fine. Just focus.
呼吸。 Breathe.
专注于钱。 Focus on the money.
-没什么关系…-钱。 - Nothing matters... - The money.
-…但是钱。-但是钱。 - ...but the money. - But the money.
但是钱。 But the money.
女孩,没有。 Girl, no.
姑娘，去他的凯叔。 Girl, fuck Keshawn.
他的屁股在“读” His ass on "read."
总之，等这一切结束后，我们去喝热奇多马提尼。 Anyway, after all of this is over, we gonna get Hot Cheeto martinis.
不是热奇多马提尼。 Not the Hot Cheeto martinis.
噢,他妈的! Ow, fuck!
哦。哦。 Oh. Ooh.
让我再试一次。 Let me try that again.
——嗯…-深呼吸。 - Uh... - Just breathe.
呼吸。 Breathe.
我做到了。 I did it.
噢!好吧。 Ooh! Okay.
现在就让它顺其自然吧，我30分钟后回来。 Now we gonna just let it do its thing, and I'll be back in 30 minutes.
你连录音都没录好。你以前的工作是什么？ You're not even taping it right. What was your previous job?
脱衣舞女。 Stripper.
-不管怎样…你还好吗？-我讨厌那个女人。 - Anyway... Are you okay? - I hate that lady.
我这么问是因为这里有一把很舒服的躺椅。 I'm asking because there's a very comfy lounge chair.
走了。 Go.
我就待在这里，拯救生命。 I'll just be here, saving lives.
想象一下那笔钱。梦想一下吧。每一滴。 Just imagine the money. Dream of it. With every drop.
哦。 Ooh.
求你了，圣父上帝，让下一个变得富有吧…… Please, Father God, let this next one be rich...
他看起来太喜欢他妈妈了。 He look like he like his mama too much.
皮肤太亮了。哦。 Skin too shiny. Ooh.
好,眼镜。我喜欢这样。 Okay, glasses. I like that.
好吧……如果我捐更多的血，我会得到更多的钱吗？ Okay... If I donate more blood, will I get more money?
这样做。 Do it.
我的天啊。 Oh, my God.
还活着。 Still alive.
还活着吗? Still alive?
他妈的? The fuck?
你可以得到更多的钱，但我不认为你得到了更多的血。 You could get more money, but I don't think you got more blood.
我给了四个袋子。 I gave four bags.
-来吧，笨蛋！-我告诉过她不要这么做。 - Come on, dummy! - I told her on not to do it.
把这玩意弄出来。 Get this shit out of her.
等等，你在…我的天啊！ Wait, what are you... Oh, my God!
哦,上帝。 Oh, God.
放回去！啊，它在我嘴里！ Put that back! Ugh, it's in my mouth!
——女孩。不卫生!-我的天啊！ - Girl. Unsanitary! - Oh, my God!
你会……我的袋子! Will you... My bags!
这是我第一天上班。你会让我被炒鱿鱼的！ This my first day. You gonna get me fired!
你应该被解雇的！ You should've been fired!
我本来打算今晚戴这顶假发的！ I was planning on wearing this wig tonight!
什么……这里发生了什么？ What the... What happened in here?
我们还能拿到钱吗？ Do we still get the money?
没有血，没有钱，但是…我可以给你这些苹果派券。——凭证? No blood, no money, but... I can give you - these apple pie vouchers. - Vouchers?
还有，外面走廊里有一个衣服捐赠箱。 And also, there's a clothes donation box outside in the hallway.
你看起来很需要它。 You look like you need it.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
我还有工作吗？ Do I still have a job?
我的天啊。 Oh, my God.
“水管破裂了。使用免下车。” "Water pipes busted. Use drive-through."
如果不是一件事，就是另一件事。 If it ain't one thing, it's another.
喂? Hello?
你好! Hello!
你在对谁大喊大叫？ Yo, who are you yelling at?
欢迎光临教堂炸鸡店。我能为您做些什么？ Uh, welcome to Church's Chicken. How can I help you?
我们有苹果派代金券，既然我们不能进去，我们希望能买到蜂蜜黄油饼干，以免造成不便。 We have these apple pie vouchers and since we can't go inside, we're hoping we can get the honey butter biscuits instead, for the inconvenience.
——不管。-那你是同意了吗？ - Whatever. - So, is that a yeah?
我是说，是的。是的，我是说，这很酷。 I mean, yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's cool.
好吧。窗口见。 All right. See you at the window.
姑娘，这些食物正好满足我的需要。 Girl, this food gonna give me exactly what I need.
好吧。听。 Okay. Listen.
不旅行。 Don't trip.
你的书在我们后面。 Your boo is behind us.
不要看! Don't look!
我去拿鸡肉三明治。 Let me get the chicken sandwich.
-好吧，摆好姿势。-他不能看到我这样。 - Okay, just fix your posture. - He cannot see me like this.
不是今天! Not today!
挺直背部。把战利品伸出来。抬起下巴。 Straighten your back. And stick the booty out. Lift your chin.
看起来有生机。 Look alive.
不害怕。活着。 Not frightened. Alive.
姑娘，他连我的正面都看不见。 Girl, he can't even see the front of me.
他能从后面感觉到。 He can feel it from the back.
但是走路要正常。 But walk normal.
你看起来像个…一只挣扎的鸟。 You look like a... a struggling bird.
-拜托…——女孩!我做不到。 - Please just... - Girl! I can't do this.
我的屁股没有魅力。 My ass has no charisma.
不，它有。吨。充满魅力。 No, it does. Tons. Full of charisma.
准备好了吗? Ready?
-嗨，你好吗？-你好,你们。嘿。 - Hi, how you doing? -Hi, y'all. hey.
非常感谢你的关照。 Thank you so much for being accommodating.
-给我。-嗯。 - Give me the shit. -Uh-huh.
-你有代金券吗？是的。——嗯。 - You got them vouchers? Yeah. - Mm-hmm.
越快越好，先生，快点。 Quickly as you can, sir. Put a rush on it.
——哦!拜托，伙计！-我的天啊！ - Oh! Come on, man! - Oh, my gosh!
他刚偷了我们的食物！ He-He just stole our food!
饼干窃贼。伙计，他有时也会干这种事。 The Biscuit Burglar. Man, he be doing that shit sometimes, man.
等等，你不打算报警吗？ Wait, you ain't gonna call the police?
我是说，我们都偷别人的东西。 I mean, we all stealing from somebody.
你们用苹果派券偷了饼干。 Y'all stole them biscuits with them apple pie vouchers.
-你告诉我们那是…-嘿，那个黑鬼会干蠢事，然后被烟熏死的。 - You told us it was... - Hey, that nigga gonna fuck around and get smoked doing that dumb shit.
-被谁?-你还好吧？ - By who? - You all right in there?
是的，我们很好，伙计。他已经做了好几个星期了。 Oh, yeah, we good, man. He been at this for weeks.
来吧，上车。 Come on, hop in.
我给你们拿点东西。 I'll get y'all something.
-真的吗？-是的。 - For real? -Yeah.
你他妈真是个天使。 Oh, you a fucking angel.
-和你的人到前面去。-什么意思？ - Get in the front with your man. - What you mean?
到前面去。 Get in the front.
保持性感。 Keep it sexy.
你们穿成这样从哪来的？ Where y'all coming from dressed like that?
呃,体操。 Uh, gymnastics.
非常感谢。给你。 Thank you so much. Here you go.
非常感谢你的食物。 Thank you so much for the food.
草。 Shit.
啊! Ah!
-气味…很好。-嗯。 - Smells... so good. -Mmm.
我的天啊。 Oh, my God.
嗯。该死的。 Mmm. Goddamn.
等一下。等一下，等一下。 Wait a minute. Wait a minute, wait.
你一定要接受这个，宝贝。嗯。 You got to get into this, baby girl. Mmm.
撕裂。哦! Tear it. Oh!
真的那么好吃吗？ It's really that good?
是。这是蜂蜜和辣酱。 Yes. It's the honey with the hot sauce.
这是一个成功的组合。 Just a winning combination.
让我去拿一些。 Let me get some.
-你要我喂你吗？-是的。 - You want me to feed it to you? -Yeah.
嗯。 Mmm.
查查吗?-妈的，太棒了。 -See? - Goddamn, that shit good.
我不会误导你的。 I won't steer you wrong.
-该死，你们都饿了吧？-是的。 - Damn, y'all was hungry, huh? - Yeah.
我们刚从血库过来。 We just came from the blood bank.
你这么做只是因为？ You just did that just 'cause?
嗯…是的。我们只是，你知道…我们喜欢回馈社会，你知道的。 Um... Yeah. We just, you know... we love giving back, you know.
事实上，我尊重这一点。 I respect that, actually.
是啊，自从我几年前失去亲人后我就一直在捐赠。 Yeah, I been donating ever since I lost my homey a few years back.
他,呃…他中枪了。 He, uh... He got shot.
哇。我很抱歉。 Wow. I'm so sorry.
这是非常令人钦佩的。 That's very admirable, though.
你有一些…怎么，我脸上有东西，你就盯着看吗？ You got some... What, I got something on my face and you just staring at it?
-救救我，救救我。-我抓到你了。 - Help me, help me. - I got you.
把…这是更好的吗? Just get... It's better?
完美的。 Perfect.
嗯。 Mmm.
你的手很柔软。 You have soft hands.
好吧。我不打扰你们俩了。 Okay. I'mma leave y'all two alone.
-我有些事要处理。-等等，为什么？为什么? - I got some things to handle. - Wait, but why? Why?
我和你一起去。 I'll come with you.
女孩，你留下来。好吧? Girl, you stay. Okay?
我要去完成任务了。 I'mma go finish the mission.
的使命。 The mission.
你为什么对我使眼色？ Why are you winking at me?
在重要的面试之前，你需要放松一下。 You need to relax before your big interview.
你已经做得够多了。一切结束后，我们去喝热奇多马提尼。——哦。 You've done enough. When it's all over, - we'll get Hot Cheeto martinis. - Oh.
♬热奇多马提尼你知道你想要塔利尼吗 ♪ Hot Cheeto martini You know you wantalini ♪
等待。等等，什么是热奇多马提尼？ Wait. Wait, what is a Hot Cheeto martini?
这只是我们小时候常说的话。 It's just something that we used to say when we were kids.
我们以为那会给我们液体勇气，但实际上我们从来没喝过。 We thought it would give us liquid courage, but we actually have never done it.
-照顾好我的朋友-好的 - Take care of my friend. - Uh, will do.
我不知道她要去哪。 I have no idea where she's going.
是啊，她好像出现了。 Yeah, she seemed turnt up.
啊,狗屎。举起。 Ah, shit. Hold up.
哟,你好吗? Yo, hello?
等等，怎么了？ Wait, yo, what happened?
慢点，慢点。 Yo, slow down, slow down.
好了，黑鬼，我这就去拿。 All right, nigga, I'm on the way to pick it up.
听着，我在路上了。 Look, I'm on the way.
伙计，我得走了。快点系上安全带。 Hey, man, I got to make a move. Put your seat belt on real fast.
等等，我还没系好呢！ Wait, I've barely fastened it!
把这地方拆了。 Tore this place up.
Hot-ass混乱。 Hot-ass messes.
对不起。我不是想说你表兄妹的坏话。 Sorry. I don't mean to talk shit about your cousins.
天气凉爽。我是说，反正我们是表亲，所以…原谅你。 It's cool. I mean, we're second cousins anyway, so... Excuse you.
我知道这些锄头坏了。 I knew these hoes was broke.
小苹果派，给你的小贱人。 A little apple pie, for your little bitch.
远房表亲，隔了两次家。 Second cousins, twice removed.
真是奇怪的一天。 What a weird-ass day.
那他们为什么叫你疯子？ So, uh, why do they call you Maniac?
在我看来你很冷静。 You seem pretty calm to me.
我曾经是一个真正的花花公子。 I used to be real turnt up.
只是在做一堆蠢事。 Just doing a bunch of dumb shit.
结果如何，从一级监狱到一级监狱？ How turnt up, on a scale from one to prison?
不。我不会进监狱的。 Nah. I ain't never go to prison.
不过我在少管所待过一段时间。 I did some time in juvie, though.
比如少年管教所？ Like, juvenile hall?
没那么糟。 It ain't that bad.
是的。 Yeah.
是的，他们把我送到那里，然后…然后他们把我调到这个项目…你要接电话吗？ Yeah, they sent me over there, and then... Then they transferred me out to this-this program... Hey, you want to get that?
——你好吗?-你得去接你的女孩，不然她会死的。 - Hello? -You got to come get your girl, or she 'bout to die.
我也是。你是谁？ Me, too. Who is this?
我很好，幸运仔。别烦她。 I'm fine, Lucky. Leave her alone.
-她和她男人在一起。-等等，谁是幸运仔？ - She's with her man. - Wait, who the hell is Lucky?
我告诉你谁不幸运。 I tell you who ain't lucky.
你的朋友，如果你不马上滚过来。 Your friend, if you don't get your ass over here and pronto.
但你们在哪里？ But where are y'all at?
西街和54街交口。 West and 54th.
但这不是我说的。 But you ain't heard that from me.
好吧。你能让我下车吗？ All right. You could drop me off somewhere?
-一切都好吗？-我不知道。 - Everything good? - I don't know.
少说。 Say less.
欢迎光临Church's Chicken。您要点什么？ Welcome to Church's Chicken. What can I get you?
是的。之前有两个女孩带着血库的免费苹果派券来过吗？ Yeah. Did two girls come by earlier with free apple pie vouchers from the blood bank?
我是说，管别人的事不在菜单上，但是，我想。 I mean, telling people's business ain't on the menu, but, uh, I guess.
你看到他们去哪了吗？ You see where they went?
我是说，如果我是在告诉别人的事情，而不是站在上面，我会说，“他们跳上一辆黑色奔驰，然后蘸了一下。” I mean, if I was telling people's business instead of standing on it, I'd be like, "They hopped in a black Mercedes and dipped."
但前提是我要管别人的事。 But that's if I was telling people's business, though.
嘿,嘿。 Hey, hey.
既然都来了，我们就点点吃的吧。 I mean, long as we're here, we might as well order something.
你知道，保持我们的思维敏捷。 You know, keep our minds sharp.
——对吗?——嗯。 - Right? - Hmm.
-是的。-你想要什么？ - Yeah. - What you want?
是的，让我去拿…一份甜蜜的款待。 Yeah, let me get the... a sweet treat.
具体来说是两个苹果派。 Two apple pies, to be specific.
还有一些投弹手。 And some jal-a-peno bombers.
这是“墨西哥胡椒。”就像你对着peño大喊大叫。 It's "jalapeño." It's like you hollering at the peño.
多少钱？ How much is that?
对，嘿，别忘了要…里面有蜂蜜黄油饼干吗？ Yeah, hey, don't forget to ask for the... Honey butter biscuits in there?
买了蜂蜜黄油饼干，伙计。 Got that honey butter biscuit, man.
-嗨。-哦，他又动手了！ - Hey. - Oh, he strikes again!
-该死，不，黑鬼。- ber侄女，哇，哇，哇！伯尼斯，停，停，停！ - Hell, no, nigga. -Berniece, whoa, whoa, whoa! Berniece, stop, stop, stop!
只是几片蜂蜜黄油……哦! It's just a couple of honey butter... Oh!
什么？ What?
谢谢你！ Thank you.
我不知道你们为什么一直耍我。 I don't know why y'all keep fucking with me.
笨蛋。 Fuckers.
艾丽莎，搞什么鬼？ Alyssa, what the fuck?
嘿,Dreux ! Hey, Dreux!
不值得！阿莉莎! It ain't worth it! Alyssa!
艾丽莎，你在上面干什么？下来! Alyssa, what the hell is you doing up there? Get down!
我去看看有没有人有梯子之类的。 I'mma go see if somebody got a ladder or something.
有人在这扔了双复古乔丹鞋，贱人。 Somebody threw some retro Jordans up here, bitch.
你知道那值多少钱吗？ You know how much that's worth?
——看。所以什么? - Look. -So what?
你就要死了。下来! You about to die. Get down!
掩盖。你的女人部位露出来了。 Cover up. Your lady bits are showing.
幸运仔，她是怎么上去的？ Lucky, how the hell did she get up there?
-我得去叫她。-不，别这样。 - I'mma have to go get her. - No, don't do that.
我在那儿见过肥松鼠被炸。 I done seen fat squirrels fry up there.
我们都太大了。 We're both just too big for it.
该死，该死，该死。 Shit, shit, shit.
这是洛洛国王的兜帽。 This is King Lolo's hood.
你不会想要这种问题的。 You don't want them kind of problems.
他不会在输电线上随便丢一双鞋的。 He ain't gonna miss some random pair of shoes on a power line.
我只是说，他还没被绑得太紧。 I'm just saying, he ain't screwed too tight.
要谨慎! Take heed!
是他把他们扔到这里的。他一定不想要。 He the one that threw 'em up here. He must ain't want 'em.
艾丽莎，小心点！ Alyssa, be careful!
你要留心。 You take heed.
有人要注意了。 Somebody take heed.
没有人留心。 Heed is not being taken.
抓住。 Catch.
明白了。 Got it.
-天越来越热了。-哦,草。 - It's getting hot. -Oh, shit.
贱人，你要触电了！ Bitch, you about to get electrocuted!
整个车棚都会弥漫着乳木果油的味道。 It's gonna be shea butter smell all over the hood.
谁来打911。 Someone call 911.
哦!地狱,不! Oh! Hell, no!
她没有在意。 She didn't take heed.
天啊，我以为我杀了你。 Oh, my God, I thought I killed you.
好吧，别生气，但你晕过去了，我慌了。 All right, don't be mad, but you passed out and I panicked.
贱人，我们是在救护车上吗？ Bitch, are we in an ambulance?
这是一张2000美元的账单。 That's a $2,000 bill.
我们得赶紧离开这鬼地方。 We got to get the hell up out of here.
——女士。-我们不能从行驶中的车里跳出来。 - Ma'am. - We're not jumping out of a moving vehicle.
女士，你能躺下吗？ Ma'am, can you please lay back down?
它现在不动了。 It's not moving now.
-拜托！——女士。女士。 - Come on! - Ma'am. Ma'am.
神。 God.
——嘿!-女士…女士，我们是在帮你！ - Hey! - Ma'am... Ma'am, we're trying to help you!
我们有你的信息。我们知道该把账单寄到哪里。 We have your information. We know where to send the bill.
我们已经让你走了一半了。 We already took you halfway.
我需要健身房会员卡和一件更好的衬衫。 I need a gym membership and a better shirt.
姑娘，我还以为你没戏了。 Girl, I thought you was a goner.
你不知道那有多可怕。 You have no idea how scary that was.
你永远摆脱不了我的，贱人。 You'll never be able to get rid of me, bitch.
即使我死了。 Even if I was dead.
你要缠着我？ You gonna haunt me?
你知道我不能全身心投入到死后的生活中。 You know I can't go full-time on the afterlife.
我得一半一半，来来回回。 I got to go half and half, back and forth.
-嬉皮舞？-不管怎样，等我把这些翻过来。 - A little hippity-hop? - Anyway, wait till I flip these.
姑娘，没人想要这些破J。 Girl, don't nobody want them dusty-ass J's.
他们从地板上爬起来。 They tore up from the floor up.
去他妈的那些。 Fuck all that.
看看这双鞋能赚多少钱。 Look at how much we're gonna make on these shoes.
这是真的吗？ Is that for real?
-你现在明白了吗？-你怎么知道的？ - Are you with me now? - How do you even know that?
因为凯叔对乔丹很着迷。 Because Keshawn is obsessed with Jordans.
凯叔对一切都很着迷，唯独没有一个家。 Keshawn is obsessed with everything but having a home.
我很抱歉。我对凯叔的事很抱歉。 I'm sorry. I-I'm sorry for all this Keshawn shit.
我知道这都是我的错。 I know it is all my fault.
-相信我。-事情就是这样。 - Believe me. - It is what it is.
我们在一起，呃…我们去卖了这双鞋拿钱吧。 We are in this together and, uh... and let's go sell these shoes and get this money.
是。 Yes.
该死的,多萝西! Damn, Dorothy!
那种东西里有石棉。 Shit like that's got asbestos in it.
“也是它们的发源地所在社区的象征。” "And a symbol of the neighborhood in which they originate."
你觉得呢？ How much you think?
-要么做大，要么回家。——没错。 - Go big or go home. - Exactly.
我也是这么想的。 That's what I was thinking.
- 2,500. -2,500.
什么？ What?
它的到来。我有很好的预感。 It's coming. I got a good feeling about this.
是啊，你的感觉总是很好。 Yeah, you always got a good feeling.
我对疯子的看法不对吗？ Was I not right about Maniac?
疯子。 Maniac.
他看到发生的一切了吗？ Did he see everything that went down?
天啊，我还没来得及跟你说呢，姑娘。 Oh, my God, I didn't even get a chance to tell you, girl.
他控制了整个局势。 He took control of the whole situation.
他拨打了911。他知道所有急救医生的名字。 He called 911. He knew all the EMTs by name.
就像，我知道他是黑帮，但你要射多少人才能叫出急救医生的名字？ It's like, I knew he was gangsta, but how many people do you have to shoot to know the EMTs by name?
我们找到买家了。 We got a buyer.
而且他愿意付全价！ And he's willing to pay full price!
我们他妈的走吧！ Let's fucking go!
我们走吧!我告诉过你！ Let's go! I told you!
女孩,平静……冷静下来。好吧?因为现在是2点55分，我4点就要去面试了，我们6点前要把钱送到乌什。 Girl, calm... calm down. Okay? Because it's 2:55 right now, I got to go to my interview at 4:00, and we got to get this money to Uche by 6:00.
不，我们直截了当。我们知道了。 Nah, we straight. We got it.
告诉他马上来见我们，否则交易取消。 Tell him to meet us right now or the deal's off.
只收现金，吉姆·吉列姆公园。 Cash only, Jim Gilliam Park.
是。你是谁，富兰克林·圣？ Yes. Who are you, Franklin Saint?
祖先们，过来吧。祖先们，过来吧。 Ancestors, come through. Ancestors, come through.
好吧。他说：“酷。”酷。 All right. He said, "Cool." Cool.
我们去拿，去拿！ Let's get it, do it!
——走吧!——是的! - Go! - Yeah!
-别再怀疑我了。-我的天啊。哦。W-W-Wait。 - Don't doubt me ever again. - Oh, my gosh. Oh. W-W-Wait.
他可能是个杀人犯。这就是互联网。 He could be a murderer. This is the Internet.
所以我来做交易，你就站在远处看着，确保一切顺利。 So I'll do the deal, and you just stand by in the distance and watch and make sure everything's okay.
我要把那个黑鬼赶出去。 I will pack that nigga out.
-我抓到你了。——好的。 - I got you. - Okay.
是的。 Yeah.
你说这是你父亲穿的，对吧？ So you say your father wore these, right?
是。是的,先生。 Yes. Yes, sir.
是的，他每天都戴着。 Yeah, he wore 'em every day.
这就是为什么他们有生活美学。 That's why they've got the lived-in aesthetic.
我喜欢这样。 I like that.
我非常喜欢。好吧。 I like that a lot. Okay.
嗯。我也看得出来。 Hmm. I could see that, too.
他叫什么名字？ What was his name?
我的爸爸? My dad?
——嗯。——嗯…名叫哥尼流。你想要这些还是…哇，哇，哇，哇，哇。 - Mm-hmm. - Uh... Name was Cornelius. Do you want these or... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
你说你爸爸叫“科尼利厄斯” You said your dad name "was Cornelius."
什么……发生了什么事? What... What happened?
嗯…划船事故。 Uh... A-A boating accident.
你父亲坐船出事了？ Your father had a boat accident?
我现在时间有点紧，所以如果你…什么叫科尼利厄斯出船事故了？ I'm actually on a bit of a time crunch, so if you... What you mean, Cornelius got into a boat accident?
——什么?什么？-我来帮你介绍一下。 - What? What? - Let me hook you up real quick.
给你真正的治疗，伙计。 Get you the real treatment, man.
我们只需要，砰，把你的脚。来吧。嗯哼。 We just need to, boom, put your foot. Come on. Mm-hmm.
哇!现在，它像黄油一样进去了。 Whoo! Now, that went in like butter.
既干净又脏，因为它是复古的！ So clean but dirty 'cause it's vintage!
那么，你得到了什么？你要怎么做？ So, what you got? What you gonna do?
-你在哭吗？-只是，当我看到这些，你在讲你爸爸科尼利厄斯的故事，我就…但你不了解他。 - Are you crying? - It's just, when I see these and you telling a story about your dad Cornelius, it just... But you don't know him.
你不了解他。 You don't know the man.
这让我想起……-嘿，伙计。-…我的父亲，因为…你父亲在船上出了事故。 Just reminds me of... - Hey, man. - ...of my father 'cause... Your father had a incident on a boat.
如此……我的父亲，我的祖父，还有我的曾祖父也是，你知道，俗话说。 So did... So did my father and my grandfather, and my great-grandfather, you know, proverbially speaking.
我知道。 I know.
不，你不知道。我说的是奴隶制！ No, you don't know. I'm talking about slavery!
我们经历了很多，兄弟。 We done been through a lot, brother.
是的，我们有。 Yes, we have.
那么，这个怎么样？ So, how about this?
你今天拿走，我15美元卖给你。 You take 'em today, I give 'em to you for 15.
完美的。交易。 Perfect. Deal.
草泥马。 Motherfucker.
是的。 Yeah.
我骗了你。 I tricked your ass.
姑娘，我不敢相信这成功了。 Girl, I can't believe this worked.
你真的从柱子上捡了双满是灰尘的鞋子，然后我们用它来交房租？我是说，什么？ You literally got some dusty shoes off a pole, and we used it to make rent? I mean, what?
我们本来可以弄到更多的，但是，我最后搞砸了。 We probably could've got more, but, you know, I messed it up at the end.
但是那个黑鬼开始哭了，你知道男人哭的时候看起来很丑，所以我就崩溃了。 But that nigga started crying, and you know men look so ugly when they cry, so I just cracked.
我们可能会无家可归，但现在我们没有。 We could've been homeless, and now we not.
现在我们不是了。 Now we not.
就像这样。生活在等待着我们。 Just like that. Life is looking up for us.
你得承认。你会升职的。 You got to claim it. You gonna get a promotion.
我们没有破产。 We is not broke.
我们会生活得很富足。 We gonna live in abundance.
姑娘，我们不能要这张支票。 Girl, we can't get this check.
这是3。我得准备一下。 It's 3:30. I-I got to get ready.
我得去换衣服了。我得换衣服。 I got to get dressed. I got to change.
不，去他妈的那些。你可没时间管这些。 No, fuck all that. You don't have time for any of that.
你需要带着这种能量滚动。 You need to roll with this energy right here.
它很好。你看起来很好。 It's fine. You look great.
姑娘，我不能穿得像只胖螳螂似的进去。 Girl, I can't go in there looking like a thick praying mantis.
你看起来就像我手里和口袋里的钱。 You look like all this money in my hand and in my pocket.
你看起来像个光球。 You look like a ball of light.
带他们到应许之地。告诉我们。 Lead them to the promised land. Show us.
♬让他们看看，带领我们，去做吧 ♪ Show 'em, lead us, do it ♪
♬像跳舞一样跳吧，就像我想知道它是什么一样 ♪ Do it like a dance like I wanna know what it ♪
♬把它调大，bop-bop，然后走路，敲击它 ♪ And turn it up, bop-bop, and then walk, hit it ♪
♬走吧，走吧，走吧 ♪ Walk, do we, do we ♪
♬我们能去办公室吗 ♪ Can we go to the office ♪
-想办法弄到钱-走进去，你，你 - ♪ Try to get the money ♪ - ♪ Walk in, yuh, yuh ♪
姑娘，别亮出钱来。 Girl, do not flash the bankroll.
我很抱歉。我只是想激励你。 I'm sorry. I was trying to motivate you.
-你太夸张了。-你知道吗…我们坐这辆公共汽车吧。来吧。 - You got too hype. - You know what, get... Let's get this bus. Come on.
姑娘，慢点。你终于出了一身汗。 Girl, slow down. You finna work up a sweat.
-我刚帮你做了头发。-姑娘，都3:57了。 - I just did your hair. - Girl, it's already 3:57.
你不会想要准时的。那是绝望的付出。 You don't want to be right on time. That's giving desperate.
我绝望了。 I am desperate.
如果我得到这份工作，你和我就能好好相处了。 If I get this job, you and me gonna be good for real.
我们再也不用做这些疯狂的事了。 We won't have to do all this crazy shit anymore.
我已经准备好当包养女人了。 I'm ready to be a kept woman.
好吧。 All right.
嘿,嘿。 Hey, hey.
离开你的脑袋。 Get out of your head.
你能行的。 You got this.
你的伟大是不可否认的。 Your greatness is undeniable.
♬你是什么，不是…♪ ♪ You're the what, not the... ♪
♬我是一个人，不是两个 ♪ I'm the one, not the two ♪
♬你是什么，不是…♪ ♪ You're the what, not the... ♪
♬我是一个人，不是两个 ♪ I'm the one, not the two ♪
-♬你是…♬-♬我就是那个人 - ♪ You're the... ♪ - ♪ I'm the one ♪
-♬不是…♬-♬两个 - ♪ Not the... ♪ - ♪ Two ♪
是的，我爱你。 Yeah, I love you.
我很爱你。 I love you so much.
我会在这里。 I'll be over here.
爱你。 Love you.
你好。我马上就回来。 Hello. I'll be right back.
嗨，我是德鲁斯·琼斯。 Hi, I'm Dreux Jones.
-我是来面试的。——哦。哦,是的。 - I'm here for the interview. - Oh. Oh, yes.
完美的时机。 Perfect timing.
如果你跟我来，我可以带你回去。 If you'll follow me, I can lead you back.
酷。 Cool.
请坐吧。 Go ahead and have a seat.
谢拉和诺曼在路上了。 Shayla and Norman are on their way.
你需要点什么吗？水吗?咖啡吗? Uh, can I get you anything? Water? Coffee?
我很好。谢谢你！ I'm okay. Thank you.
嗨。Drex吗? Hi. Drex?
其实是德鲁斯。 Uh, it's actually Dreux.
哦。德鲁，带个x。" Oh. Dreux, with an "X."
-是的。——好的。 - Yeah. - Okay.
-那是新的。-是的。你知道的…父母可没让你好过，对吧？ - That's a new one. - Yeah. You know... Parents didn't make it easy on you, did they?
你好，抱歉我迟到了。我得打完一个电话。 Hi, so, so sorry I am late. I had to finish up a call.
-嗨。-我是谢拉。见到你很高兴。 - Hi. - I'm Shayla. Nice to meet you.
见到你我也很高兴。 Wonderful to meet you, too.
你好,小姐。 Hola, señorita.
妈的，我看见你了。 Shit, I see you.
你得到了所有的水果。 You got all the fruits.
“木瓜”用西班牙语怎么说？ How you say "papaya" in Spanish?
木瓜。 Papaya.
好吧。让我把每样东西都弄一点。 Okay. Let me get a little bit of everything.
你想要Tajín和chamoy吗？ You want Tajín and chamoy?
石灰。都给我。 The lime. All of that, please.
您要小号的还是大号的？ And do you want a small or large?
我的钱只够小的，但我真的很想要那个大的。 I only have enough for the little one, but I really want the big one.
所以，我在领英上研究了一下资历，看看我能在哪里脱颖而出。嗯…几乎所有你能想到的，我都做过。 So, I researched the qualifications on LinkedIn just to see where I could stand out. Um... Pretty much anything you can think of, I've done it.
从上到下。 Top to bottom.
我并不是说我什么都知道，但我确实认为我有在这里取得成功的正确因素。当然是在你们的帮助下。 And I'm not saying that I know everything, but I do think that I have the right ingredients to succeed here. With you guys' help, of course.
其实我在这里也当过服务员。 You know, I actually was a waitress here, too.
-你以前穿迪基吗？-哦，我穿了迪基鞋。 - You used to wear the Dickies? - Oh, I wore the Dickies.
是啊，我毕业了，找不到好工作，就去擦桌子。 Yeah, I graduated, I couldn't find a fancy job, so I bussed tables.
大学时，我在丹尼餐厅当过厨师。不要告诉任何人。 In college, I was a line cook at Denny's. Don't tell anyone.
好吧，德鲁克斯，你有所有的餐厅经验。 Okay, so, Dreux, you have all of the restaurant experience.
事实上，你是我们所有应聘者中最有经验的一个，但是……我想知道德鲁斯是谁，好吗？ In fact, you are one of the most experienced out of all of our applicants, but... I want to know more about who Dreux is, okay?
你和竞争对手有什么不同？ What separates you from your competitors?
我是专用的。 I'm dedicated.
我关心我的顾客，我把他们当家人看待。 I care about my customers, and I-I treat them like family.
我想让他们觉得自己是在和爱人共进晚餐……命名规范。 I want them to feel like they're having dinner with a loved one... named Norm.
叔叔常态。 Uncle Norm.
我工作很努力。 I work hard.
我不会放弃的。 And I won't give up.
我会成为一名优秀的特许经营经理。 I'll be a great franchise manager.
这是小的。 Here's the little one.
——嗯。-谢谢。 - Hmm. - Muchas gracias.
谢谢。谢谢你！ Gracias. Thank you.
饥渴的黑鬼，别打我的电话。 Thirsty-ass nigga, get off my phone.
让我给你看看有工作的黑鬼。 Let me show you a nigga with a job.
打扰一下。你能和我合个影吗，很快的？ Excuse me. Can you take a picture with me, please, real quick?
-好吧。-谢谢。谢谢你！ - Uh, okay. - Thank you. Thank you.
-呃，你想让我在哪里…-两秒钟。持有。 - Uh, where would you like me... - Two seconds. Hold this.
-哦。哦。-谢谢。 - Uh, oh. Oh. - Thank you.
-说“queso ”——Queso。 - Say "queso." - Queso.
好像你是认真的。 Like you mean it.
——Queso。- Dame más。 - Queso. - Dame más.
嗯…她刚回了我一拳。 Um... She just hit me back.
她做吗? She did?
她在哪里？ Where is she?
-我不能…我不…-给我他妈的… - I can't... I don't... - Give me the fucking...
嗯。我知道在哪儿。 Hmm. I know where that is.
慢下来! Slow down!
既然我们谈到了支柱，你知道我们要谈什么，对吧？ And since we're on the subject of mainstays, you know what we have to talk about, don't you?
-教堂的人群。-教堂的人群！ - The church crowd. - The church crowd!
-他们为什么这么刻薄？——好吧? - Why are they so mean? - Okay?
主的灵要充满他们。 The spirit of the Lord should be all over them.
我是说，拜托，埃丝特。你刚从教堂回来。 I mean, come on, Esther. You just came from church.
我们星期天的生意做得最好。 We do our best business on Sundays.
我们放他们一马吧。 Let's cut 'em some slack.
这真的是因为他们饿了，尤其是浸信会教徒。 And it's really because they're hangry, especially the Baptists.
我是说，他们在里面靠饼干和葡萄汁过活。 I mean, they in there surviving on crackers and grape juice.
这还不够。 It's not enough.
他们需要一份周日特别菜单。 They actually need a special Sunday menu.
我就是这么想的。 It's what I'm thinking.
嗯。 Hmm.
谢谢你，维克多。 Thank you, Victor.
-当然。-我会打给你的。 - Of course. - I'mma call you.
你能把那些照片发给我吗？ Can you text me those pictures?
你以为你不会再见到我了吧，小贱人？ You didn't think you was gonna see me again, huh, little bitch?
否。Berniece。 No. Berniece.
-这很有趣，德鲁克斯。-非常感谢。 - Well, this has been fun, Dreux. - Thank you so much.
现在，我们确实还有其他申请人需要面试，但是……我想我可以代表所有人说，你绝对是那种候选人 Now, we do have other applicants that we need to interview, but... I think I can speak for everyone when I say that you are definitely the type of candidate
这是我们在设计这个项目时一直考虑到的。 that we have always had in mind when we designed this program.
——耶!——好吧? - Yay! - Okay?
-那么，下一步…-…去你妈的-臭婊子！——嗯…嗯。 - So, for next steps... -...fuck you up, - dirty bitch! - Uh... Huh.
还记得我吗？你他妈在我家的时候就知道了。-你看到了吗？ You remember me? You knew when you was - in my motherfucking house. -Did you see that?
天啊，这里的犯罪太严重了。 Gosh, crime has gotten so bad here.
嗯,是的。它真的在上升。 Uh, yeah. It's really on the rise.
你刚才说，下一步怎么办？-Dreux ! You were saying - about the next steps? -Dreux!
-嗯,是……-我要操死你！ -Uh, are... - I'll fuck you up!
-Dreux !我需要帮助！-别反抗！ -Dreux! I need help! - D-Don't resist!
-他们和你在一起吗？——什么? - Are they with you? - What?
-Dreux !——没有。否。 -Dreux! - No. No.
我这辈子从没见过这些人。 I've never seen those people in my life.
德鲁伊，你能听到我说话吗？ Dreux, can you hear me?
——帮助!-不，别反抗！ - Help! -No, don't resist!
——我……-Dreux ! - I... -Dreux!
我很抱歉。 I'm sorry.
哦。 Oh.
别他妈把你的屁股带到我家来，臭小子！ Don't you ever bring your ass to my motherfucking house, stanky!
-嘿，放开她。放开她！-放开我，贱人！ - Hey, get off her. Get off her! - Get off me, bitch!
放开我，嗬！ Get off me, ho!
——嘿!我准备好了。-你想…-你们想挨揍吗？-打我！打我! - Hey! I'm ready. - You hos want to... - You hos want to get beat? - Hit me! Hit me!
是的! Yes!
母狗! Bitch!
哦，你们都有一些钱。 Oh, y'all hos got some money.
好吧，我们把这叫做利息补偿你们这些贱人今天给我惹的麻烦。 Yeah, we gonna call this interest for all the bullshit you bitches put me through today.
我最好别在我的街区撞见你们。 And I better not catch y'all on my block.
不不不不不不。 No, no, no, no, no.
这笔钱。 The money.
不错啊，各位。 Not bad, y'all.
凯叔，快来！ Keshawn, bring your ass!
Shayla。Shayla ! Shayla. Shayla!
等待,等待。 Wait, wait.
我知道这看起来像什么，但我可以向你保证，我不是那样的人。 I know how this looks, but I can promise you I'm not like that.
好吧，德鲁，你…你得离开。 Okay, Dreux, you... You need to leave.
不，请听我解释。我度过了疯狂的一天。我的…我想卖给他几双鞋，结果我女朋友触电了。 No, just please let me explain. I had a crazy day. My... I tried to sell this man some shoes, and my girl got electrocuted.
我们不得不从救护车上跳下来。 We had to jump out of a ambulance.
好吧，很明显，你不是我们要找的女孩。 Okay, clearly, you are not the girl we are looking for.
我不明白。我不明白。 I don't get it. I don't get it.
我觉得我在用手抓着自己，每次我觉得我有了动力，就……我是说，他们怎么知道我们在这里？ I feel like I'm hanging on by my fingernails, and every time I think I got some momentum, it's... I mean, how did they even know we was here?
比如，搞什么鬼？ Like, what the fuck?
Dreux,我…- Dreux…——不。 Dreux, I... - Dreux... - Nah.
——没有。-我…艾丽莎，告诉我是宇宙把他们带到我们身边的。 - No. -I... Alyssa, tell me it was the universe that brought them to us.
告诉我那是天命，或者不管你他妈的在说什么。 Tell me it was kismet or whatever the fuck you be talking about.
别跟我说是因为你跟凯尚谈过了。 Tell me it was anything other than the fact that you talked to Keshawn.
不，不是那样的。我对天发誓不是那样的。 No, it wasn't like that. I swear to God it wasn't like that.
-我对天发誓。- - - - - -神。 - I swear to God. - God.
——倾听。-你是故意的吗？ - Listen. - Do you do it on purpose?
告诉我，你是故意的吗？ Just tell me, do you do it on purpose?
说真的，你是个笨蛋。 Seriously, you're a dumbass.
而你和凯尚是天生一对因为你们除了把我的生活搞砸之外一无是处。 And you and Keshawn deserve each other because y'all are good for nothing other than fucking up my life.
这就是你的感觉？我很高兴你终于说出来了。 That's how you feel? I'm glad you finally said it.
你又来了，想转移话题。 Here you go, trying to deflect.
典型的阿莉莎。承担一些责任。 Typical Alyssa. Take some responsibility.
不，你得承担一些责任。 No, you take some responsibility.
我很清楚自己是谁。 I know exactly who the fuck I am.
我知道我所有的缺点。 I know all my shortcomings.
我从没因为这些事责怪过你。 I never blamed you for any of them.
这是什么意思？ What's that supposed to mean?
意思是你讨厌自己的生活不是我的错。 It means it's not my fault you hate your fucking life.
事情没有像你想的那样发展又不是我的错。 It's not my fault shit didn't turn out the way you wanted it to.
你计划好了一切。 You plan everything.
我浪费了太多精力想让你感觉好一点。 I waste so much energy trying to make you feel better about yourself.
“走吧，德鲁克斯。”“相信你自己，杜洛埃。” "Come on, Dreux." "Believe in yourself, Dreux."
“整理一下你的头发，德鲁伊。”你还在餐馆里。 "Fix your hair, Dreux." You still at a fucking diner.
至少我还有个计划。 Least I have a fucking plan.
你没有真正的工作！ You don't have a real job!
你把钱存进了电话里。 You-You saved in a ho phone.
你在追一个比你还在乎自己鞋子的黑鬼。 You chasing around a nigga that care more about his fucking shoes than he do you.
他不爱你，他不喜欢你，他肯定也不尊重你。 He don't love you, he don't like you, and he sure as hell don't respect you.
你的人生就是个笑话。 Your life is a fucking joke.
接吧。 Go ahead, answer it.
你已经搞砸了一切。 You already fucked up everything.
你不妨为这麻烦挨一顿臭骂。 You might as well get dicked down for the trouble.
去你妈的。 Fuck you.
喂? Hello?
你还在卖J鞋吗？ You still got them J's for sale?
不，我刚喝完。 No, I'm fresh out.
等我有了另一双，你会第一个知道的。 When I get another pair, you'll be the first to know.
那我们就有麻烦了。看，那是我的鞋子。 Then we got a problem. See, those was my shoes.
你是谁？ Who is this?
罗罗语。 Lolo.
是洛洛国王。 It's King Lolo.
-别，别，别安静。-大点声，大点声。 - Nah, nah, don't get quiet now. - Turn it up, turn it up.
哦,对不起。我们在这里，我们在这里。嗯…我们很抱歉。我们不知道是你。 Oh, sorry. We're here, we're here. Um... We're sorry. We didn't know it was you.
嘿。 Hey.
倒霉事时有发生，对吧？这个怎么样？ Shit happens, right? How about this?
不如你们都付市场价吧，我们扯平了？ How about y'all pay me market price, we call it even?
没关系。太酷了，太酷了。 That's all right. That's cool, that's cool.
太棒了。五架。 Fantastic. Five racks.
5000美元? $5,000?
今晚10点吧。 Let's say 10:00 tonight.
你和德鲁斯在丛林里，对吧？ You and Dreux in The Jungles, right?
我不是说要安静吗？ What'd I say about getting quiet?
是的,抱歉。是。是。 Yeah, sorry. Yes. Yes.
完美的。今晚。 Perfect. Tonight.
晚上十点，五个架子。 10:00 p.m., five racks.
-我要是你就吃。-不,不!不! - I'd have it if I was you. -No, no! No!
不,不! No, no!
把我拉上来。 Pull me back up.
不,男人。 No, man.
拉我回来，伙计。 Pull me back, man.
-不，不要，求你了！拜托!放弃他! - No, don't, please! Please! -Drop him!
哇。现在我们要死了。 Wow. Now we're going to die.
你走错路了。 You going the wrong way.
那里有人行横道，贱人。 There's a fucking crosswalk, bitch.
-那就动手吧，贱人！-去你妈的！ - Then get to it, bitch! - Fuck you!
你不是我喜欢的类型。 You ain't my type.
Uche。 Uche.
真的吗? Really?
这是32。 It's 6:32.
怎么，你在32分钟内就把所有东西都清空了吗？ So, what, you just cleared everything out in the last 32 minutes?
我做了一个有根据的猜测。 I made an educated guess.
你付房租了吗？ Do you have the rent?
看来我是对的。 Looks like I was right.
所以你打算跳过整个驱逐程序吗？ So you just gonna skip the whole eviction process?
1号就要交房租了，尤切。 Rent is due on the first, Uche.
这仍然是第一次。 It's still the first.
-这是违法的。——好。 - This is illegal. - Fine.
如果你能在11:59前付清，我就把所有东西放回我体内。 If you can pay in full by 11:59, I will put everything back inside myself.
现在，恕我失陪。 Now, if you'll excuse me.
请Uche。请。 Uche, please. Please.
这太操蛋了！ This is fucked up!
哇。 Wow.
这是很棒的谈判技巧。 That was great negotiating skills.
你是在商学院学的吗？ Did you learn that in business school?
-去你妈的。-去你妈的。 - Fuck you. - Fuck you.
那你打算怎么办？ So, what you gonna do?
就像往常一样坐在这里吗？ Just sit here on your ass like you always do?
等洛洛国王来杀了我们？ Wait for King Lolo to come and kill us?
是的。我会死在这里。你去死吧。 Yeah. I'mma die right here. You go die over there.
不应该这么难的。 It shouldn't have to be this hard.
嘿,家伙。 Hey, guys.
你是在搞旧货大甩卖什么的吗？ A-Are you having, like, a yard sale or something?
当然，宝芬妮。 We sure are, Bethany.
哦。介意我，看一眼吗？ Oh. Mind if I, uh, take a peek?
是啊，所以我们才来的，宝芬妮。 Yeah, that's why we're here, Bethany.
哇。 Wow.
这太神奇了。 This is amazing.
这个多少钱？ Uh, how much is this?
姑娘，你可以免费得到的。 Oh, girl, you could have that for free.
300美元。 $300.
成交。 Done.
是的，这是…这是原作。 Yeah, this is, um... This is an original.
艾丽莎自己画的。 Alyssa painted it herself.
所有的都是她画的。 She actually painted all of them.
这是你画的？ You painted this?
是的。 Yeah.
-你太不可思议了。——嗯。谢谢你！ - You're incredible. - Mm-hmm. Thank you.
但我需要你签个名。 But I'm gonna need you to sign it.
当然 Of course.
每个伟大的艺术家都要在他们的作品上签名。 Every great artist has to sign their work.
过来，艾莉莎。 Get over here, Alyssa.
对不起。 Sorry.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
嘿。你介意我用这个标记你吗？ Hey. Do you mind if I tag you in this?
否。请试试吧。 No. Go for it, please.
我是做品牌管理的。我经营几个账户。 I-I do brand management. I run a couple of accounts.
这么多人啊，宝芬妮。 This is a lot of followers, Bethany.
你觉得我们去“和你的婊子们一起开普罗赛克派对”怎么样？ What do you say about us doing that, uh, "prosecco party with your bitches" thing?
-和朋友一起参加普罗赛克派对？-爸，和朋友们一起去普罗塞克酒派对。 - Prosecco party with pals? - Pa-- Prosecco party with pals.
-是的。-我们是好朋友！ -Yes. - We're the pals!
是的! Yes!
你们在想什么呢？ What do you guys think about right here?
我们喜欢偏离中心吗？ Uh, do we like the off-center?
还是太偏离中心了？ Or is that too off-center?
我喜欢它。 I love it.
是的。 Yeah.
是你自己装修的吗？ Did you do the renovations here yourself?
哦，天哪，不。 Oh, God, no.
我连锤子都不会挥。 I don't even know how to swing a hammer.
网站上是这样的。 It looked like this on the website.
他们甚至给我免费的狗粮。 And they even offered me free dog treats.
-哇。-还有ADT的安保。 -Wow. - And, uh, ADT for security.
嗯哼。顺便问一下，你们俩是不是有点亲热，还是只有我这么想？因为我可以打开空调。 Mm-hmm. By the way, are you guys a little toasty, or is it just me? 'Cause I can turn on the AC.
你的空调能用吗？ Your AC works?
你的不? Yours doesn't?
——嗯。-不。 - Uh-uh. -No.
不是空调，也不是水。天花板要塌下来了。 Not the AC, not the water. The ceiling's falling.
我的意思是，这样的例子不胜枚举。 I mean, the list goes on.
哦，我现在明白了。 Oh, I get it now.
Uche的绝望。 Uche's desperate.
女孩，这是什么意思？ Girl, what that mean?
我想他在钱上遇到了困难。 I think he's having money trouble.
他非常努力地想让人们搬到这里来。 He-He's trying really hard to get people to move in here.
嗯。 Hmm.
说到有钱人，我们今晚有个艺术展。 Speaking of people with money, uh, we're actually having a, um, art show tonight.
你介意帮我们也发一下吗？ You mind posting that for us, too?
今晚吗? Tonight?
嗯，这是弹出式的！ Mm. It's a pop-up!
你们怎么说的。 What y'all call it.
弹出在哪里? Pop-up where?
就在这里，在院子里。 Uh, right here, in the courtyard.
为了艾莉莎的工作？ For Alyssa's work?
嗯哼。是啊，有点像“如果你知道，你就知道”之类的。 Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's kind of a, like, "if you know, you know" kind of thing.
会员制。喜欢……“嘘，别告诉别人。” Very members-only. Like... "Shh, don't tell."
我有可怕的FOMO。 I have horrible FOMO.
-我能来吗？当然。 - Can I come? -Of course.
是的,是的。一定要打电话给你所有的艺术朋友，那些家境富裕的朋友。 Yeah, yeah. Just make sure you call all your art friends, the ones that come from families with money, you know.
——好的。——好。 - Okay. - Great.
宝芬妮，让我跟我的闺蜜说几句。谢谢你！ Bethany, let me holler at my homegirl real quick. Thank you.
我们会做现金应用，Venmo，等等。 And we'll be doing Cash App, Venmo, everything.
姑娘，她也做了冠型塑形。 Girl, she got crown molding, too.
-那不是很贱吗？-你在干什么？ - Ain't that a bitch? - What are you doing?
把它做成柠檬水! Making lemonade!
姑娘，如果我们有足够多的潮人买你的画，我们也许就能还给那个今晚想杀了我们的疯子。 Girl, if we get enough of these hipster motherfuckers to buy your art, we'll be able to probably pay back that lunatic that's trying to kill our ass tonight.
该死，我们把它搞大，我们就能把公寓也拿回来了。 Shit, we make it real big, we're gonna be able to get the apartment back, too.
就因为一个人喜欢一幅画吗？ Just because one person liked one painting?
那不代表什么。 That doesn't mean anything.
这幅画很好，艾丽莎。 The painting is good, Alyssa.
所有的画都很好。我一直都这么告诉你。 All the paintings are good. I've always told you that.
我是说，你要跟我说多少次看清自己的价值？ I mean, how many times you gonna tell me to see my worth?
贱人，现在轮到你了。 Bitch, now it's you.
“你就是她。”还记得吗? "You been her." Remember?
好吧。我还在生你的气，但你真贴心。 Okay. I'm still pissed at you, but that was sweet.
我很生你的气。 I'm pissed at you.
好吧，过了今天，你就不用再见到我了。 Okay, well, after today, you never have to see me again.
好! Good!
所以我们办这个派对，卖掉这些艺术品，拿到钱，别死，我们就完事了。 So we do this party, sell this art, get this money, don't die, and we're done.
三个小时。 Three hours.
三个小时，贱人。 Three hours, bitch.
是的，就是这样。 Yeah, that's it.
好了，宝贝，15分钟后就要开始了。-好的，让我看看。哦! All right, baby girl, this is about as good as - it's gonna get in 15 minutes. - Okay, let me see. Oh!
你吃了那个。 You ate that.
-我喜欢。-是的。 - I like it. - Yeah.
-不得不说，我喜欢。-是的，我说了。 - Got to say, I like it. - Yeah, I did.
嘿，这个辣椒，小子。 Hey, this chili right here, boy.
哇。 Wow.
那个多少钱？ How much for that one?
650. 650.
酷。 Cool.
我们很快就会为你们总结一下。 And we will have that wrapped up for you in a little bit.
甜的。 Sweet.
承宪…… Sh...
Dreux吗? Dreux?
-你好，谢拉。-嗨。 - Hi, Shayla. - Hey.
-我就知道是你。-我住在这里。 - I thought that was you. - I live here.
哦。哇。这太疯狂了。 Oh. Wow. That's crazy.
其实我是在丛林里长大的。 I actually grew up in The Jungles.
——真的吗?——嗯。 - Really? - Mm-hmm.
这就是你的活动？ So, this is your event?
是的。 Yeah.
这是我最好的朋友的作品，我有点…你知道的，我把所有事情都整理好了。 This is my best friend's work, and I kind of... kind of helped put everything together, you know.
把消息传出去。 Got the word out.
是的，你找到我了。 Yeah, well, you reached me.
我想说，我对发生的一切感到非常抱歉。 I want to say I'm really sorry about everything that happened.
我感到羞愧和尴尬。 I feel ashamed and embarrassed.
我知道我们很少有这样的机会。 And I know we don't get these kind of opportunities often.
我只是想让你知道我真的很感激也很钦佩你所做的一切。 I just want you to know that I really appreciate and really admire everything that you're trying to do.
我很高兴你考虑过我。 And I'm glad that I even got considered.
是啊，今天真是一团糟。 Yeah, today was definitely a hot mess.
但是，你真的是我见过最棒的人。 But, um, you really were the best meeting we had.
严重。 Like, seriously.
和…除了失败的战斗…我的意思是，看看你组织的这个活动，真是令人印象深刻。 And... losing fight aside... I mean, just looking around at this event you put together-- that is very impressive.
所以我想如果你想的话，还是会有一个位置给你的。 So I think there would still be a spot for you if you want it.
什么？ What?
-谢拉，非常感谢。——好的。哇,哇。 - Shayla, thank you so much. - Okay. Whoa, whoa.
哦,对不起。 Oh, sorry.
个人空间。你知道的。 Personal space. You know.
没关系。一切都很好。 It's okay. It is all good.
听着，我要出去了。但我下周会打电话给你。 Look, I'mma head out. But I'mma call you next week.
好吧?好吧。 Okay? All right.
哦。 Oh.
幸运仔，你去哪了？我一直在找你。 Lucky, where you been? I've been looking for you.
怎么，你在我们身上装了GPS追踪器吗？ What, you got a GPS tracker on us or something?
否。我以前养过信鸽，但它们也无家可归，所以一直飞来飞去，所以……让我猜猜…我也不应该这么做。 No. I used to have homing pigeons, but they were homeless, too, so they kept flying around, so... So let me guess... I'm not supposed to be doing this, either.
不，这才是你该做的。 No, this is exactly what you're supposed to be doing.
我真为你骄傲。 I'm so proud of you.
我发现了你们，你们都是初级瘾君子，现在都是超模了。 Like, I found y'all, y'all was junior crackheads, and now y'all supermodels.
我教会了你很多。 I taught you so much.
是的，你说了。 Yes, you did.
我们做到了。 We did it.
我们做了什么？ What'd we do?
-我们赚了5200美元！-我们不会死吗？ - We made $5,200! - We're not gonna die?
-我们不会死！-我们不会死！ - We're not gonna die! - We're not gonna die!
等待。等等,什么? Wait. Wait, what?
-嘿，宝芬妮，姑娘-以后再告诉你。 - Hey, Bethany, girl. - Tell you about it later.
等等，那是在桌子上吗？ Wait, was that on the table?
现在，如果我们能把剩下的钱赚回来，我们就能付房租了，我们就不会无家可归了。 Now, if we make the rest of this money, then we're gonna get the rent, and we ain't got to be homeless.
姑娘，我甚至可以把我的车从扣押处拿出来。 Girl, I might even get my car out the impound.
等等，我们能回到那个垂死的东西上吗？ Wait, can we circle back to the dying thing?
是…… Is that...
草。现在几点了？ Shit. What time is it?
9:52。 It's 9:52.
每个人都想在遇到麻烦的时候准时。 Everybody want to be punctual when it's time to get into some bullshit.
好吧，听着，我们把钱给他，然后我们就安全了。 Okay, look, we just give him the money, and then we'll be safe.
“安全”?又来了。 "Safe"? Th-There it is again.
哦,不。不是今天。 Oh, no. Not today.
哦,狗屎。 Oh, shit.
爷爷已经进了楼，所以我要离开这里。 Lolo has entered the building, so I'mma gonna get up out of here.
你想留下就留下吧，但我不干了。 You can stay if you want to, but I'm out this motherfucker.
好好享受辣椒。 Enjoy the chili.
我不知道这个。是的。我出去了。 I don't know about this. Yeah. I'm out.
-我们留着钱吧。——什么? - Let's keep the money. - What?
我们把钱留着吧。 Let's keep the money.
你说“我们留着钱吧”是什么意思？ What do you mean "let's keep the money"?
那混蛋就在那儿。 The motherfucker is right there.
我知道他就在那儿，你拖住他。 I know he's right there, but just stall him.
姑娘，拖延他什么？我们有钱。 Girl, stall him for what? We have the money.
我们费了九牛二虎之力才得到它。 And we went through hell to get it.
如果我们不放弃，我们会死的。 And we'll die if we don't give it up.
你知道我在说什么。 You know what I'm saying.
你刚才不是说你累了吗？ Didn't you just say you was tired?
兄弟，如果我们把钱给老洛，我们就会回到原来的地方。 Bro, if we give that money to Lolo, we'll be right back in the same place.
下个月再下个月再下个月再下个月 And the next month after that and the next month after that and the month after that.
当然，我累了，姑娘。我累坏了。 Of course, I'm tired, girl. I'm exhausted.
我想打破这个怪圈，但那不是我们的风格。 I want to break the cycle, but that's just not us.
好吧?有时候，人们会拿着一张又一张的薪水。 Okay? Sometimes people go paycheck to paycheck.
就像你说的。 Just like you said.
相信我。 Trust me.
那你打算怎么办？ So, what you gonna do?
哦。 Oh.
我想我正在拼凑起来。 I think I'm piecing it together.
宝芬妮，也许你该去看看茶点桌之类的东西。 You know, Bethany, maybe you should go, uh, check out the refreshment table or something like that.
好吧，我有防狼喷雾。 Okay, well, I have pepper spray.
相信我。 Trust me.
谢谢你！ Thank you.
请回家吧。 Please just go home.
好吧。 Okay.
中产阶级化是什么鬼东西？ What the fuck is this gentrification shit?
怎么了，德鲁？ What's up, Dreux?
冉冉升起，国王。欢迎来到我简陋的住所。 Um, grand rising, King. Um, welcome to my humble abode.
我的筹码在哪儿？ The fuck is my chips?
严格来说，现在还没到十点，所以我们还有五分钟。 Uh, well, technically, it's not 10:00 yet, so we got about five more minutes.
我在这里。 I'm here.
那我的面包呢？ So where the fuck is my bread?
如果你和你的手下能冷静一下，我向你保证我的闺蜜正在从自动取款机回来给你取钱的路上。 If you and your goons could just chill for a little bit, I promise you my homegirl is on her way back from the ATM to get you your money.
听着，贱人，我只是想礼貌点。 Look, bitch, I'm trying to be polite.
但你在惹我的小混混。 But you fucking with my gangster.
嗯，等一下。 Well, wait a minute.
现在，该死，你要怎么办？ Now, damn, what you gonna do?
在这些人面前杀了我？ Shoot me in front of these people?
草。你是。 Shit. You is.
他妈的。 Fuck.
什么人? What people?
洛洛国王，别做傻事，好吗？ King Lolo, just don't do nothing crazy, okay?
我们有钱。 We have the money.
你知道的，想想孩子们。 Just-Just, you know, think about the children.
我才不管那些该死的孩子。 I don't give a fuck about the goddamn children.
什么？即使是婴儿也不行吗？ What? Not even infants?
你在看着我的眼睛吗？ You looking me in my motherfucking eyes?
不，我不是。 No, I'm not.
哟,罗罗语! Yo, Lolo!
德鲁斯，这是在分散你的注意力。跑,婊子! Uh, Dreux, this is a distraction. Run, bitch!
——跑!婊子! - Run! -Bitch!
干掉他们，混蛋！ Get 'em, motherfuckers!
得到低! Get low!
走，走，走，走。加油，加油，加油。 Go, go, go, go. Come on, come on, come on.
是啊! Yeah!
我爱死这个了。 I love this shit.
快。在这里。 Quick. Under here.
屁股翘起来。 Get that ass.
嘿，他们去哪了？ Hey, where they go?
他们他妈的去哪了？ Where the fuck they at?
看看周围! Look around!
我想我能听到他们小小的心跳。 I think I can hear their little heart beating.
不，不，不。 Nah, nah, nah, nah.
不! Nah!
莱昂内尔·朗费罗，我们一直在找你。 Lionel Longfellow, we've been looking for you.
不，我不回去，贱人！ No, I ain't going back, bitch!
去你妈的! Fuck you!
-怎么回事？-姑娘，我们走。 - The hell was that? - Girl, let's go.
来吧。 Come on.
-你没事吧？-是的。 - Are you okay? - Yeah.
他妈的。加油，加油，加油。 Fuck. Come on, come on, come on.
我真高兴他们没换锁。 I'm so glad they didn't change the locks.
好吧。 Okay.
姑娘，我从没见过警察停车这么快。 Girl, I ain't never seen the cops pull up that fast.
你给他们打电话了？ You called them?
他们不是警察。 Them ain't the cops.
草。 Shit.
-这是怎么回事？-搞什么鬼，凯叔？ - What's all this? - What the fuck, Keshawn?
我只是想说，艾莉莎，你是唯一一个真正相信我的人。 I just wanted to say that, Alyssa, you're the only one that ever really believed in me.
听着，我现在明白了 And, listen, I-I see that now.
你看，我…我知道我搞砸了多少我想，我想补偿你。 And, look, I... I know how much I fucked up and... I want-- I want to make it up to you.
烧掉我所有的蜡烛？ By burning all my good candles?
你刚刚召唤了30个恶魔。 You just summoned, like, 30 demons.
在我打电话给ber甥女之前请把你这个撒谎鬼滚出我家。 Please get your lying ass out of my house before I call Berniece.
不，不，不，求你了。ber侄女是…我很害怕。 No, no, no, please. Berniece is, um... I'm scared.
她意志坚强，而且，她逼我做我不想做的事。 She's strong-willed, and, uh, she makes me do things that I don't want to do.
我现在不会，我不会放弃我们的关系。 I'm not-- I'm not giving up on us right now.
♬你走路的样子，你说话的样子 ♪ The way you walk The way you talk ♪
求你了，我要你赶紧上车。 Please, I need you to get the hell on.
♬而，宝贝，是你 ♪ And, baby, it's you ♪
你们这些贱人叫他们来对付我。 You fucking bitches called them folks on me.
不，不，不，不，不。那不是我们。那不是我们。 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. That wasn't us. That wasn't us.
我他妈是国王！ I'm King fucking Lolo!
嘿，嘿，嘿，听着。嘿，嘿，听着。 Hey, hey, hey, listen. Hey, hey, listen.
我甚至不住在这里。 I don't even live here.
-这个地方…——真的吗? - This place... - Really?
我只是说，这是你的…-妈的-你他妈的闭嘴！ I'm just saying, this is your... - Motherfuck-- -Shut the fuck up!
你他妈觉得这很好吗？ You motherfuckers think this shit is sweet?
——没有。-我让你看看跟我作对的人会有什么下场。 - No. - I'mma show you what happen with people that fuck with me.
哦,狗屎。 Ooh, shit.
草。 Shit.
不要脸的……——宇宙!——宇宙! The motherfucking... - Universe! - Universe!
我以为他要吃了我们。 I thought he was gonna eat us.
哦! Oh!
嗯。 Uh-uh.
哇。哇，哇，哇。 Whoa. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Keshawn ! Keshawn!
快，快，救救我，救救我！ Come on, come on, help me, help me!
-我什么都没做-操 -I didn't even do any-- - Fuck.
嗯…不，不，不，不，不，不。 Uh... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
-Keshawn !-我的t恤！ -Keshawn! - My T-shirts!
Keshawn,停止!你怎么总是把事情搞得更糟？ Keshawn, stop! How you always make shit worse?
-我怎么让情况变得更糟了？-回来! - How am I making it worse? -Get back!
我要扑灭它！你在说什么？ I'm putting it out! What are you talking about?
你他妈在胡扯。 You're fucking wafting it.
来吧，大家。我们得走了。我们得走了。 Come on, y'all. We got to go. We got to go.
-拜托！来吧!——等待。W-W-W-Wait。 - Come on! Come on! - Wait. W-W-W-Wait.
-把洛洛国王带来。——什么? - Bring King Lolo. - What?
姑娘，那个混蛋想杀了我们。 Girl, that motherfucker tried to kill us.
我不想要那种该死的报应。我不想那样。 I don't want that fucking karma. I don't want that.
我不在乎因果报应。 I don't care about karma.
我真的很讨厌她，但她说得有道理。 I really hate her, but she got a point.
-不，我不去。-去他的！伙计们，他不…嘿，来吧。 - Nah, I'm not going. - Fuck him! Guys, he doesn't... Hey, come on.
我的天啊。 Oh, my God.
哦，我的天啊。帮我再拉他一把。 Oh, my gosh. Help me pull him more.
我在拉。 I'm pulling.
谁来打911。谁来打911。 Someone call 911. Someone call 911.
救命! Help! Help!
他妈的!该死的酒吧。 Fuck! Fucking bars.
该死的。救命! Damn. Help!
我不想死在这里。 I don't want to die in here.
谁去把门底堵上。 Somebody go block the bottom of the door.
你挡住了！他妈的! You block it! Fuck!
好吧。 Okay.
-没有氧气了。——看。 - There's no oxygen. - Look.
在我们死之前，我只想说我真的很抱歉。 Before we die, I just want to say I'm fucking sorry.
为我所做的一切。 For everything.
女孩，我知道我也要承担一些责任。 Girl, I know I got some blame to take, too.
太疯狂了。 It was crazy.
我说的很多话都是真心的，但是…我很抱歉。 I meant a lot of what I said, but... I'm sorry.
因为我真的爱你。 'Cause I really do love you.
我也爱你。 I love you, too.
-得到…Keshawn。-放开我。 - Get... Keshawn. - Get off me.
-谢天谢地。谢谢上帝。 - Thank God. -Thank God.
-你明白吗?-谢谢。 -You okay? - Thank you.
没关系的。我抓住你了。 It's all right. I got you.
-抓紧了。-非常感谢。 -Hold on tight. - Thank you so much.
你会没事的。 You gonna be all right.
阿丽莎，阿丽莎，听着，听着，听着。 Alyssa, Alyssa, listen, listen, listen, listen.
宝贝，来吧，我不想就此结束。 Baby, come on, I-I don't want this t-to end.
好了。 There you go.
拜托，我想我…我可能会爱你。 Come on, I think I... I might love you.
请停止。 Please stop.
你不爱我，你不喜欢我，你也不尊重我。 You don't love me, you don't like me, and you damn sure don't respect me.
我应该得到更好的。 I deserve better.
用你的嘴说出来。 Out through your mouth.
慢慢呼吸。 Nice slow breaths.
好吧? All right?
疯子吗? Maniac?
嘿,Dreux。 Hey, Dreux.
好了。 There you go.
我抓住你了。 I got you.
太疯狂了，我差点就买下这房子了。 It's crazy because I almost bought this property.
房地产之类的，但你也看到了，这里有火灾隐患。 You know, real estate shit, but it's a fire hazard, as you can see.
-是的。-是的，到处都是火。 - Yeah. - So, yeah, there was pretty much fire everywhere.
我有个柏拉图式的朋友…-我的天啊。-…和她的朋友在里面，而我为了救他们的命不得不跳进火里。 So, you know, I had a platonic friend... - Oh, my God. - ...and her friend in there, and I just had to throw myself in front of the fire to save their lives.
你懂的，英雄的狗屁。 You know, hero shit.
我听说你有空调，是吗？ I heard you got an air conditioner, no?
-当然了-我是该死的洛洛国王！ - Oh, yeah, totally. - I'm King goddamn Lolo!
好吧。是啊，我听说很酷，但是…-凯西，你在这儿干什么？-我想谢谢你。 Okay. Yeah, I heard it's cool, but... - Kathy, what are you doing here? - I wanted to thank you.
朗费罗先生多年来一直在我们的违法者名单上。 Mr. Longfellow's been on our list of most delinquent for years.
别碰我的东西！ Get your hands off my shit!
-你们找到了洛洛国王——嗯。 - Y'all tracked down King Lolo. - Mm-hmm.
-你们会记得爷爷的。-小心你的头。 - Y'all gonna remember Lolo. - Watch your head.
-你怎么知道他在这里？-布朗小姐，她给我们通风报信的 - How you even know he was here? - Miss Brown, she tipped us off.
什么？ What?
姑娘，我告诉过你我知道了。 Girl, I told you I figured it out.
这些照片。 The photos.
发薪日。 At the Payday.
听起来像哼吗？ That sound like ho-ing to you?
这在当时并不意味着什么，但当我在派对上看到他时… It didn't mean anything at the time, but when I saw him at the party...
…我记得。 ...I remembered.
你制定了一个计划。 You made a plan.
你制定了一个计划！ You made a plan!
我不能让宇宙决定一切。 I can't let the universe figure out everything.
-我们会把酬金电汇给你。-等等，等等。奖励? - We'll wire you your reward. - Wait, wait. Reward?
哦!女孩，多少钱？ Oh! Girl, how much is it?
30美元。喔,喔! $30. Whoo, whoo!
-我受够你了。-你不想要？ - I'm tired of you. - You don't want it?
-我们要了，但是…——好的。 - We'll take it, but... - Okay.
-给我滚出去…——恭喜你。 - Get your ass... - Congratulations.
真他妈烦死了。 On my fucking nerves.
她总觉得自己很重要。 She always thinks she's important.
是她身上的空气。 It's the air that she got with it.
-你懂我的意思吗？-是这条裤子。 - You know what I mean? - It's them slacks.
-嘿，疯子。-你们还好吗？ - Hey, Maniac. - Y'all good?
嗯。 Hmm.
嗯…那是一只鸽子吗？让我…哦,女孩……你打算什么时候告诉我你是消防员？ Um... Is that a pigeon? Let me just... Uh, girl... So, when were you gonna tell me you're a firefighter?
这就是我之前想告诉你的。 That's what I was trying to tell you before.
是的，我去了少管所，但后来他们把我转到了消防学院。——嗯。 Yes, I went to juvie, but then they transferred me - to the fire academy. - Hmm.
是的，从那以后我就一直在救火。 Yeah, I've been fighting fires ever since.
一直以来，我都以为你是个杀手。 This whole time, I thought you was a killer.
老实说，这真的很糟糕。 That's really fucked up, honestly.
一个黑鬼只是在福克斯山偷东西。 A nigga was really just stealing shit from Fox Hills.
——哇。我很抱歉。-不，没事的。 - Wow. I'm sorry. - Nah, it's cool.
我会原谅你的。 I'll forgive you.
如果你能原谅我没来参加你的聚会。 If you could forgive me for not coming to your party.
不过看起来你把那玩意弄得一团糟。 Look like you had that shit turnt, though.
这是。 It was.
和交易。 And deal.
你知道吗，这太不公平了。 You know, this shit really ain't fair.
我刚把你从着火的大楼里拖出来，你看起来还好好的。 I just dragged you out a burning building, and you still look fine as hell.
男孩,停! Boy, stop!
不，但说真的，我对你住的地方很抱歉。 Nah, but for real, I'm sorry about your place.
我是说，真不应该涨得这么快。 I mean, it really shouldn't have gone up so fast.
不，等我抓到他他肯定会面临所有消防安全疏忽的指控。 Nah, Uche's definitely gonna be facing all the fire safety negligence charges when I get my hands on him.
这倒是个安慰，因为我无家可归。 Well, that's some solace because I am homeless.
是的，你可能是。不过别担心。 Yeah, you might be. But don't worry.
你会有一笔很好的保险索赔。 You're gonna have a real good insurance claim.
我抓住你了。 I got you.
——谢谢。-嘿,嘿。 - Thanks. -Hey, hey.
我的楼，哦！ My building, oh!
-这是怎么回事？-哦。 - What is happening here now? -Ooh.
-你现在有麻烦了。-不。为什么? - Uche, you in trouble now. -No. Why?
我应该去跟他谈谈。 I should probably go talk with him.
去你的，乌切。 Fuck you, Uche.
你会打电话给我吗，还是你还在害怕？ But is you gonna call me, or is you still scared?
我会给你打电话的。 I'mma call you.
好吧，打赌。 All right, bet.
“你是不是太害怕了？” "Is you too scared?"
是的，但我还是要打给你。 Yes, but I'm still going to call.
-那是什么？-姑娘，我不知道！ - What was that? - Girl, I don't know!
嘿，你还好吗，宝贝？你需要什么吗？ Hey, are y'all okay, baby? Do you need anything?
你知道，人们喜欢在第一次见面时就装傻。 You know, people love to act the fool on the first.
真的，你还好吗？ Really, are you okay?
听着，你想和我在一起多久都行。 'Cause, look, you could stay with me as long as you need.
这里只有一间卧室，你不能把这些东西带到这里来。 Now, it's only a one-bedroom, and you can't bring all that shit up in here.
但我们会解决的。 But we'll figure it out.
-是的，露丝妈妈！-我爱你！ - Yes, Mama Ruth! -I love you!
我很爱你。 I love you so much.
我也爱你们。 I love y'all, too.
-还有热奇多吗？——哦。 - Still got them Hot Cheetos? - Oh.
-姑娘，求你了。-你知道你想尝尝。 - Girl, please. - You know you want to taste it.
来两杯热奇多马提尼。 Two Hot Cheeto martinis coming up.
你不会就这么算了的。 You ain't gonna let this shit go.
但你知道吗，你放手的是凯尚的烂屁股。 But, you know, what you did let go was Keshawn's lame ass.
天啊，我把他踢得屁滚尿流。 Oh, God, I kicked his ass all the way to the curb.
但一定要给露丝妈妈做一个，因为她不知道你要怎么把她吃得倾家荡产。 But make sure you make one of these for Mama Ruth, 'cause she has no idea how you about to eat her out of a house and home.
你已经知道她要给我们安排工作了。 You already know she about to put us to work.
我得想个计划。 I got to come up with a plan.
“计划”是什么意思，姑娘？ What you mean "plan," girl?
它已经在行动了。我的意思是，看看周围。 It's already in motion. I mean, look around.
这是一次巨大的成功。 This was a huge success.
我是说，我在派对上见过一个人。 I mean, I did meet this one guy at the party.
他有自己的画廊。 He has his own gallery.
他问我是否愿意做一个弹出系列。 And he asked me if I would be down to do a pop-up series.
女孩，这是巨大的。 Girl, that's huge.
恭喜你! Congratulations!
嗯，我没有答应。 Mmm, I didn't say yes.
是的，我告诉他我需要和我的商业伙伴商量一下。——嗯…-如果你还想要我的话-当然了。 Yeah, I told him I needed to consult - with my business partner. - Uh... - If you'll still have me. - Hell, yeah.
姑娘，我们被锁在里面了。只有我和你。 Girl, we locked in. It's me and you.
直到死亡将我们分开 Till death do us part.
你那么想娶我。 You want to marry me so bad.
我就是喜欢仪式。 I just love a ceremony.
嗯。 Mmm.
女孩。 Girl.
虽然是贫民窟，但很有秀场的感觉。 It's ghetto, but it's got a runway quality about it.
这是让人耳目一新。这是辣的。这是喝醉了。 It's refreshing. It's spicy. It's drunk.
嗯哼。这是爆炸性的。 Mm-hmm. It's explosive.
我们现在真的得修理一下我们的公寓了。 Uche really gonna have to fix our apartment now.
我们需要大理石台面，按摩浴缸…是的,是的。 We need marble countertops, a Jacuzzi tub... Yup, yup.
独立的艺术工作室区域。 Separate area for an art studio.
皇冠造型也是！ Crown molding, too!
我们会过着奢华的生活。 We gonna be living in luxury.
我讨厌感觉自己在打扰别人。 I hate feeling like I'm intruding.
我应该去读法学院的。 I should've went to law school.
主啊，你看见了吗？ You see this, Lord?
这就是我试图拯救你们的下场。 This is what I get for trying to save your people.
他们在白人社区都不会这么做。 They wouldn't even do this in a white neighborhood.
我孤身一人，没有剑，什么都没有。 I'm out here all alone with no sword or nothing.
试图保护无辜的人。 Trying to protect the innocent.
他们在乎吗？他们不在乎。 Do they care? They don't care.
-再见，多萝西小姐。见到你。再见,宝贝。 - Bye, Miss Dorothy. See you. -Bye, baby.
哟。 Yo.
能把整个街区都点着。 Could have this whole block lit up.
好吧。 Okay.
直到死亡将我们分开 Till death do us part.
哦，他又动手了！ Oh, he strikes again!