呼! Whoo!
你最棒! Yes, mama!
我爱你 瑞奇! I love you, ricki!
-瑞奇! 我爱你! 瑞奇! -哈哈哈 - Ricki! I love you, ricki! - Heh-heh-heh.
谢谢大家 谢谢你 丹尼尔 甜心 Thanks, everybody. Thank you, my sweet Daniel.
-我超爱你 -谢谢 - I adore you. - Aw.
晚上好 塔扎纳! Good evening, tarzana!
-你们唱的是《我欠你10块》? -不是 是汤姆·佩蒂的歌 - I owe 10? - That was tom petty.
《美国女孩》几几年的歌来着 格雷格 "American girl" from 197... What was it, Greg?
1977年 '77. Yeah.
1977年 哇 '77. Wow.
作为一个美国女孩我很自豪 And, you know, I am proud to be an American girl
因为美国是全世界最棒的国家! born in the best country in the world.
-我知道你也很自豪 沃尔特 -谢谢 I know you're proud too, Walt. Thank you, ma'am.
不客气 最近生意不景气 Yes, sir. Too bad things aren't being run
实在是很可惜 very well these days.
话说回来 我是瑞奇·任达泽 Anyway, I'm ricki rendazzo,
我要向你们介绍我的乐队 and I'd like to take this minute
"闪电" to introduce my band, the flash.
自从2008年 我们就一直在"盐井"这里驻唱 We've been the house band here at the salt well since 2008.
也是那一年 某某总统上台了 你们懂得 Yeah, that was the year we elected you-know-who.
不要介意 比利 No offense, Billy.
哈哈哈 Ha-ha-ha. Whoa!
我们就喜欢开玩笑 总而言之 说到比利 Yeah, we joke around. Anyway, speaking of Billy,
欢迎我们的键盘手 比利·兰伯特 he's the man on keys. The great Billy lambert.
-我们的男低音巴斯特·弗莱 -巴斯特 - And we got buster frye on bass. - Buster.
-鼓手乔伊·斯威尼 -嗷! - Mr. Joey sweeney on the drums. - Ow!
他可是单身噢 女士们 Newly single, ladies.
-约吗 乔伊 -最后... - Call me, Joe. - And finally...
我的得力助手 格雷格·桑多瓦尔先生 My right hand man, Mr. Greg sandoval,
-以及他那给力的Gibson SG吉他 -耶 - and his sweet Gibson sg. - Yeah.
呼! Whoo!
你们知道的 And, you know, uh...
大家都觉得 和自己乐队里的人约会不是很好 I've been told it's not good to date someone in the band
但是实话说 我觉得无伤大雅 不是吗 but honestly, I don't think it's hurting our sound, right?
-我们又不算约会 格雷格 -噢 - We're not really dating, Greg. - Oh.
不好意思 是不是我说错了 Excuse me, is that not the correct terminology?
现在的年轻人都说约炮 是吧 Are we hooking up like my kid says, right?
-没错 -哈哈 - Yes. - Yeah, yeah.
我们有时候的确会在一起聚聚 这点没错 Well, we've been spending some time together, yeah.
我也会和巴斯特聚聚 我和你可不只是聚聚而己 I spend time with buster. I think you and I are different.
我确实希望你不想上我 Shit, I hope so. Shit.
好的 我觉得这些话还是呆会到后台去说吧 Okay, I think this is a conversation for backstage.
我们把最后一首表演完 好吗 So let's just round it up, okay?
自从上次在这里表演完后 我们排练了一首新歌 We learned a tune since our last gig at the salt well.
很多粉丝都要求今天的表演多加一首 Because some of you have asked for more of today's hits.
-没错 -没错 Yeah. Yeah.
-你们开心就好 -呼! - And we aim to please. Okay. - Whoo!
来嘛 来嘛 Come on, come on.
给你 瑞奇 玛格丽塔 我的女神 Here you go, ricki. Margarita for my queen.
-谢谢 亲爱的 -不客气 Oh. Thank you, darling. Yes, of course.
嘿 丹尼 抱歉 表演前我没和你说话 Hey, Danny, I'm sorry I couldn't talk before the gig.
-我的声带需要休养 -我理解 Vocal rest. Oh, please.
声带休养? 这又不是麦迪逊广场花园 Vocal rest? She thinks this is Madison square garden. Ha-ha-ha.
-嘿 我 -表演得不错 哥们 Hey, i... Joe: Great set, man.
我只不过是做事 I take things seriously,
-很认真而己 -我知道 我就喜欢你这一点 that's all. I know. I love that about you.
抱歉 我刚刚 呢 I'm sorry that I, um...
抱歉我刚刚在舞台上那样说 Sorry about what I said onstage.
我只是在开玩笑而已 哈哈 That was just some fun banter. Heh, heh.
观众总是喜欢戏剧性点的东西 不是吗 You know, the crowd loves that drama and tension. Yeah?
-演出不错 -谢谢 Good one. Thanks, boy.
我的意思是 That was just, uh...
弗利特伍德·马克(英国乐队)就是靠排闻出名的 不是吗 Anyway, that was what made fleetwood Mac really popular.
-好吧 -你的包包在震动 - Okay. - Your purse is vibrating.
如果她和我住一起的话 她根本就不需要手机 If she moved with me, she wouldn't need that kind of thing.
估计是我经理 他才17岁 It's probably my manager. He's, like, 17.
-317 哪里的号 埃及? Three-one-seven. Where's that? Bufu Egypt?
-印第安纳波利斯 -哦 It's Indianapolis. Hm.
肯定是电话销售员 It's a telemarketer.
我之前办了一张老海军信用卡 他们到现在还找我呢 I once got an Old Navy credit card. It haunts me to this day.
咖叫卜师玛克辛 Our barista Maxine
最新调制的上等的不含奶咖啡 has delicious, dairy-free, premium.
-早上好 -嘿 Good morning. Hey.
早上好 Good morning to you.
嘿 Hey.
让我来帮你 It's ringing up. Okay.
好的 没问题 第一个 That's the way it goes. One.
-好了 总共447.74美金 -这么贵 Okay, that's 447.74. Ouch.
怪不得他们把这叫做"总和" I guess that's why they call it "total paycheck."
这也是我的薪水总和 Well, that actually is truly my total paycheck. Heh, heh.
447.74美金 Four forty-seven, seventy-four.
我一周就赚这么多 That's about what I make in a week. Heh.
-好吧 -噢 How about that? Ooh.
你还要150美金返现 And you'd like $150 cash back.
是的 谢谢 Yes, please.
你们店就是拿这种冷藏食物来卖给我? Can an associate meet a customer in frozen foods?
好了 这是你的发票 There you go. There's your receipt.
谢谢 Thank you.
谢谢 先生 祝您愉快 Thank you so much, sir. Have a good day.
-那些蛋白质饼干不错哦 -什么态度 Let me know how you like those protein cookies. Yeah, right.
嘿 Hey.
你让顾客不开心了 You alienated the customer.
你得满足一点 I... I need you to satisfy
讨好顾客 and delight the customer.
好吧 抱歉 特洛伊 Okay. I'm sorry, Troy.
没关系 记住 心怀感激 No, it's okay. Just remember, gratitude.
-我知道了 谢谢 嗨 -嗨 - Cool. Thanks. Hi. - Hi.
谢谢 Thanks.
快接啊 Come on.
-哈楼 -琳达? - Hello. - Linda?
你居然接电话了 我还以为 You actually picked up. I was expecting
你换号码了呢 maybe you'd gotten, you know, another new phone number.
抱歉 我不知... I'm sorry. I don't have...
我不知道怎么设置语音信箱 I can't figure out how to set up the message box thing.
你知道我笨的 哈哈哈 You know me. Ha-ha-ha.
恩 我知道 Oh, yeah.
恩 Yeah.
怎么了 皮特 What's the problem, Pete?
马克思离开了朱莉 It's Julie. Max left her.
他去哪了 Where'd he go?
"他去哪了? " 他离开她了 他要和她离婚 "Where'd he go?" He left her. He's divorcing her.
他和其他人在一起了 He met someone new.
朱莉怎么样 How is Julie?
这就是我打电话给你的原因 Well, that's really why I'm calling you.
她很不好 她精神快要崩溃了 She's not well. She's absolutely unhinged.
她窝在家已经好几天了 She's been here at the house now for a few days.
衣服不换 澡也不洗 She hasn't changed her clothes, she hasn't showered.
她就是走不出来 我很担心 Uh, she's a wreck. I'm worried.
好吧 那你老婆怎么说 Okay. How is your wife handling all this?
莫林在西雅图看她父亲 Maureen is in Seattle visiting her father.
-他决不行了 -噢 我想起来了 He is failing. Oh, right.
他有老年痴呆症 He has Alzheimer's.
不是 他有肌萎缩侧索硬化症 No, it's als.
那是老年痴呆症的缩名 不是吗 Yeah, that's short for Alzheimer's, right?
不是 不是的 No, it's not.
好吧 你现在需要我做什么 Okay, so how can I help?
嗯 Well, um...
你可以来看望下你的女儿 You could be there for your daughter.
琳达? Linda?
真麻烦 Oh, yeah.
把身份证和票准备好 Please have ids and tickets ready to view.
把裤带和鞋子脱了 谢谢 Belts and shoes off, please.
如有电脑的 请把电脑单独放在一个盒子里 If you have a laptop, please put it in a bin by itself.
请把钥匙 手机 Please take your keys, cell phones
和任何含金属的物品拿出来 and metal objects out of your pockets.
? With a little spit and shine we'll be fine
-你乘客的姓名? -瑞奇·伦达泽 who are you dropping off? Uh, ricki rendazzo.
你是来找谁的 And you're here to see?
布鲁梅尔家 皮特·布鲁梅尔 The brummels. Pete brummel.
请出示身份证 Can I see some ID?
-什么 -身份证 夫人 What? ID, ma'am.
给你 Here you go.
谢谢 Thank you.
上面说 你叫琳达 This says "Linda."
这是我的名字 Yeah, that's my given name,
但是皮特知道 我一般都把自己介绍成瑞奇 but Pete knows that I prefer to go by ricki,
-所以我很确定他会 -看到了 so I'm sure he'll probably... here you are.
琳达·布鲁梅尔 Linda brummel.
噢 Oh.
我身上没钱 I don't have any money.
我来吧 Let me.
行李给我吧 Here. I'll get those.
嘿 这是谁 Hey, who is this?
是拉尔菲吗 Is this ralphie?
不是 这是西格马 No, that's sigma.
拉尔菲几年前去世了 Ralphie passed away a few years ago.
-胃胀气 -唉 Excess bloat. Aw.
你还不认识我 哈 Well, then we're new to each other, huh?
旅途怎么样 How was your flight?
还可以 但是和我们当年带孩子去迪士尼乐园 It was fine, but travel has really changed
的时候大不相同了 since we took the kids to disneyworld.
那是1988年的事了 That was 1988.
恩 我知道 我是说 Yeah. No, I just mean, you know.
当年坐飞机还是一件很牛逼的事情呢 I remember when flying was a treat.
人们会精心打扮 People got dressed up even.
现在机场上到处都是 Now I see these young girls
穿着睡裤的年轻女孩子 in the airport in their jammy bottoms.
看出来你还是精心打扮了的 Yeah. Well, I can see you still put in the effort.
谢谢 皮特 Thanks, Pete.
这里真不错 This is some place.
简直是座豪宅 This is like a mansion.
谢谢 大门是普通房子的两倍高 Thanks. Yeah, well, double-height entry
莫林很喜欢帕拉弟奥建筑风格的窗户 and Maureen had to have palladian windows,
-没办法 -很经典 so we put those in. Very classical.
恩 我感觉我就像杰弗逊 这就是我的蒙蒂赛洛 Yeah. I feel like Jefferson at monticello.
我去告诉朱莉你到了 I'll go tell Julie you're here. Heh, heh.
好的 我先随便看看 Okay. I'll just have a look around.
好的 朱莉? Okay. Julie?
天呐 Oh, my god.
瞧瞧这个地方 Look at this place.
嗯哼 Mm-hm.
哇塞 Wow.
天啊 Man.
呢 朱莉累了 但是她很开心你来了 Uh, Julie's pretty tired. But she's glad you're here
她想明早再见你 and looks forward to seeing you in the morning.
错 不 不 不 Wrong. No, no, no.
朱莉他妈一点都不想见到你! Julie is not looking forward to shit!
嘿 朱莉 Hey, ju-jee.
你怎么今天大驾光临了 Nice of you to grace us with your presence.
我举行婚礼的时候你连个人影都见不到 Couldn't make the wedding, but here you are
但是我离婚的时候你立刻就过来了 right in time for the divorce.
根本没人想我去参加你们的婚礼 Okay. Nobody wanted me at that wedding.
你今晚要表演吗 还是你永远都穿得和 Do you have a gig or do you always dress
《夜间法庭》里的妓女一样 like a hooker from night court?
离婚的确是挺疯狂的一件事 Going through a separation, it can be a crazy time.
我没疯 爸爸 I'm not crazy, dad.
我从来没这么清醒过 I've actually never felt such clarity.
有本书就叫做《疯狂时光》 Well, there's actually a book called crazy time.
-噢 闭嘴 皮特! -亲爱的 听着 Oh, shut up, Pete! Honey, listen.
这没什么大不了的 This whole thing is not a big deal.
-我在《Parade》杂志上读过 -没什么大不了的? I read something in parade magazine. No big deal?
很多和你一样年纪轻轻的女孩子 第一次婚姻都失败了 A lot of women your age having starter marriages and...
我才不是什么不懂婚姻的 This was not a "starter" marriage.
我本来打算嫁给马克思 永远和他在一起 生儿育女 I was gonna marry Max, stay with him, have his kids,
然后把他们养大成人 and actually raise them to adulthood.
噢 好了 朱莉 冷静点 Oh, okay. Julie, just take it easy.
你为什么要帮她说话 Why are you defending her?
-她就是你的马克思 -什么 - She is your Max. - What?
-她离开了你 -嘿 不是 She walked out on you... Hey, no.
就像马克思离开我一样 Just like Max walked out on me.
但是我从来没有劈腿过 朱莉 But I was never unfaithful, Julie.
朱莉 Ju-jee.
看到... So, um...
-我们明早再和她谈吧 -好的 好的 We'll try again in the morning. Yeah, of course.
我 呃 我开车送你去旅馆 I'll, uh, give you a ride to the hotel.
噢 Oh...
噢 哈哈哈 Oh. Ha-ha-ha.
我 我真的很抱歉 I... I'm so sorry.
我连飞机票都快付不起了 你知道吗 I could hardly afford the plane ticket, you know?
还有 呃 And, uh...
-你知道的 我车也没了 -恩 Well, you know, I lost my car. Yeah.
-我在申请破产 -我知道 I'm filing for chapter 11. I know.
既然你和莫林现在的房子这么大 So I just thought since you and Maureen built this big, new house
我借住几晚应该也没什么问题吧 that it wouldn't be a problem.
空间上来说 不是问题 It's not a problem, space-wise.
只是 呢 It's, uh...
只是 It's just...
界线问题 I don't know, a boundary thing.
但是没关系 恩 But it's fine. Mm.
希望莫林不会介意 Hope Maureen doesn't mind.
不会的 她很大方的 No, mo's very chill.
反而我有时候会比较情绪化 I'm the one that tends to get worked up about certain things.
或许朱莉的脾气是遗传你的 Maybe Julie gets that from you.
这房间带了洗手间 The bathroom is en suite.
噢 好的 Oh. Okay.
所以 呢 欢迎 So, um, welcome.
西格马 过来 Sigma, come.
过来 Come.
-我自己训练他的 -呵呵呵 I trained her myself. Heh-heh-heh.
好了 Okay, well...
-欢迎 -恩 Welcome. Okay.
晚安 琳达 Good night, Linda.
晚安 皮特 Good night, Pete.
琳达 Linda.
-琳达! -哈? Linda! Huh?
我昨晚太过分了 是吧? I was a real bitch last night, huh?
反正当时也很晚了 Well, it was late. Heh.
我的心理医生给我开了文拉法辛(抗抑郁药) My therapist has me on Effexor,
我需要少服用点剂量了 and we need to titrate down a little bit
这个药害我情绪很不稳定 还不让我高潮 because it's made me volatile, anorgasmic.
你高潮了? You're having orgasms?
不能高潮 "An"的意思是"不能" Anorgasmic. "An" means "not."
-拉丁文 -噢 我 It's Latin. Oh, i...
我知道 我知道 亲爱的 我只是没听清楚 Yeah, I know. I knew that. I just didn't hear you.
-几点了 -快10点了 What time is it? It's almost 10.
你还真受欢迎啊 妈妈 Blowing up here, mom.
格雷格是谁 Who's Greg?
他是"闪电"里的领头吉他手 He's the lead guitarist in the flash.
"闪电"? The flash?
我的乐队"闪电" My band, the flash.
很久之前我把我们的脸谱网站发给过你 记得吗 I sent you the Facebook page a long time ago, remember?
把手机给我 Give me the phone.
-他叫你"宝贝" -恩 洛杉矶的人就这样 He calls you "babe." Yeah, that's an L.A. thing.
嗯哼 他还发了很多笑脸 Uh-huh. He also makes copious use of the smiley face emoji.
还有满脸爱心的猫 As well as the cat with the hearts for eyes.
你和格雷格搞了多久了 How long has Greg been getting it in?
嘿 我们去克鲁普客餐厅吧 Hey, let's go to krupke's.
我想吃甜甜圈 I need a doughnut.
呢 我身上一分钱都没有 Uh, I don't have any money.
你有信用卡吗 You have a credit card?
恩 但是连着马克思的账户呢 Yeah, but it's linked to Max's account.
噢 那更好了 Oh, that's not a problem.
上车啦 Hop in.
? 'Cause you're really not that fragile so walk on
现在想在加州找个好吃的甜甜圈 you know, it's hard to find a good cruller
真困难 呵呵呵 in California. Heh, heh.
做一个摇滚明星 I guess you got to give up a lot
需要牺牲很多珍贵的东西吧 of special things to become a rock star.
甜甜圈是最小的代价了 Crullers were the least of it.
恩 琳达 我就是这个意思 Yeah, Linda, that was the subtext.
听着 甜心 我过来 Listen, honey, I came out here
是因为我想帮你 because I wanted to help you.
我知道你现在很震惊 是吗 I know you're in shock right now, right?
你现在估计感到很迷茫 And I know you're probably feeling lost.
我自杀未遂 I tried to kill myself.
你 你 You... you...
你爸爸没告诉我 Hm. Dad didn't mention that.
噢 是吗 Oh. Really?
三个星期之前 马克思回来 Three Fridays ago, Max came home,
告诉我 他爱上了一个叫妮可的女孩子 told me that he was in love with a girl named Nicole
她在交通运输部门工作 who works in traffic.
-朱莉 -我想了想自己该怎么办 Julie... i thought for a while about what to do,
最后我决定 and ultimately, I decided to...
吃安眠药 Take a bunch of sleeping pills.
我一直都在用 因为我有失眠症 I had them on hand because I'm an insomniac.
和我一样 Like me.
其他几百万的美国人也一样 And millions of other Americans, yeah.
你在干嘛 What are you doing?
我不敢相信 I can't believe...
我不敢相信你居然企图自杀 I can't believe you tried to kill yourself.
朱莉 你 你的生命很珍贵 Julie, you... you're precious.
听着 你走以后 Listen, a lot of horrible things
我身上发生了很多不好的事情 have happened to me since you left.
-别说了 -你只知道这一件而己 Oh, don't. This is just the incident you know about.
不好意思 Excuse me.
你们能出去说这种事吗 Could you guys take this outside?
怎么 你在偷听吗 What, are you listening in?
真是够有中西部特色的 That is so midwestern.
不好意思 Excuse me...
嘿 你不能一直让孩子活在幻想的世界里 Hey, you can't raise kids in a bubble, man.
我有权利在负责照顾孩子的周末也享受下好时光 I can enjoy my time with my kid when it's my weekend.
你负责的周末? Your weekend? Your weekend?
或许你应该和她母亲一起携手走下去 Maybe you should've tried to stick it out with her mother
而不是爽了就拔属走人 instead of leaving the second that your boner wilted.
我们走吧 朱尼 走了 Let's go, journey. Come on.
朱尼? (也有旅行的意思) Journey?
-真恶心 -哇 Ugh. Aw.
挺不错的 That's sweet.
我喜欢这名字 I like that name.
噢 无语死了 Oh, you would.
适合做乐队名 It's a great band.
他第一杆 He lays this one
就打进了高尔夫球洞 right down the center of the fairway.
噢 Unh! Oh.
你们去了克鲁普克 我还在想你们去哪了呢 You went to krupke's. I was wondering where you went.
你们给我带了吗 You bring one for me?
没有 Nope.
她终于肯吃东西了 She's eating.
我们的女儿企图自杀 你都没告诉我? Our child attempted suicide and you didn't tell me?
我也是第二天才发现的 好吗 I didn't... I didn't even find out till the day after, okay?
我当时忙着照顾朱莉 没空管你 And I was little more concerned with Julie than ricki.
你应该打电话告诉我的 You should've called and told me.
我打了呀 不然你怎么会在这 I did. That's why you're here.
我都不知道她有自杀倾向 I didn't realize that she was suicidal.
我以为她只是很抑郁 因为马克思离开她了 I thought she was just depressed because of Max leaving.
抑郁? 要是她只是抑郁的话 我就不用把你叫过来了 Depressed? No, I could've managed that.
朱莉一直以来情绪都不稳定 No, I'm... Julie's always been a moody kid.
要是不严重的话 我也不会打给你 I wouldn't have even bothered to call you.
为什么 Well, why not?
因为琳达 你根本不在乎我们 Because, Linda, you don't really give a damn.
我当然在乎! Yes, I do!
是你把我赶出了这个家 You shut me out of this family.
-我把你赶出去的? -没错 I shut you out? Yup.
你从加州回来的时候 You came back here from California,
如果你还记得的话 if you recall,
你的肩膀上都是薯片屑 你当时根本不在乎我们 with a chip on your shoulder. You were shut down.
可是我还是我回来了 Well, I did come back. Well...
-但是你却放弃了 -我也没有办法 You had moved on. I had to move on.
我希望我的孩子在成长过程中有一个妈妈 I wanted the kids to have a mother who was there!
-音乐是我的梦想 -我太傻了 It was my dream, man. And stupid me.
-我以为我们才是你的梦想 -我就不能有两个梦吗 I thought we were your dream. I can't have two dreams?
-不能 事实上 琳达 你不能 -嘿 你们在吵架 No. In fact, Linda, you can't. Hey, you guys are fighting.
感觉又回到了80年代 It's like the '80s all over again.
可惜亚当和乔希不能在这儿重温一遍童年的创伤 Too bad Adam and Josh aren't here to relive the trauma.
-噢 多么珍贵的回忆啊 -够了 Oh, good grief. Oh. That's enough.
说到乔希和亚当 呢 Speaking of, uh, Josh and Adam, um...
我告诉他们俩你回来了 I let both the boys know that you came into town.
噢 Oh, g...
-他们想见我吗 -乔希想 Do they wanna see me? Josh does.
亚当不想 Adam doesn't.
事实上 他们今天晚上会和我们一起吃晚餐 In fact, they're up for dinner this evening.
乔希会把他女朋友艾米丽带过来 Josh is gonna bring his girlfriend, Emily.
他们感情很好 They've gotten pretty close.
-恩 亚当会带人过来吗 -我 - Mm. Is Adam bringing anybody? - I...
应该不会 I don't think so.
我的孩子今晚都要来见我了 Well, I'll have all my kids in one room.
-多好啊 -恩 What a treat. Yeah.
应该会很愉快的 It should be really enjoyable.
嘿 是瑞奇 Hey, here's ricki.
噢 告诉她我们都爱她 Oh, tell her we love her.
不过你别说爱 她很害羞的 I gotta be careful with the l-word. She's gun shy.
噢 她会接受你的 Oh, you'll get there.
-嘿 宝贝 -所以 呃 我女儿 朱莉 Hey, babe. So, uh, my daughter, Julie,
显然她 额... she apparently, uh...
她企图用安眠药自杀 She tried to kill herself with sleeping pills.
噢 天啊 Oh, man.
恩 恩 Yeah. Yeah. Whoa.
她现在怎么样了 How is she?
噢 不 不 她现在己经没事了 Oh, no, no, she's okay. She's okay.
-但是 呢 -我不知道该说什么 But, uh... I don't know what to say.
有一次我儿子德里克 服用了过量的迷幻药 I mean, you know my son, Derek, freaked out on acid
-但那是意外 -我怪我自己 but it was an accident. I blame myself.
别怪你自己 No way.
要怪就怪那个劈腿的混蛋 Blame that punk that cheated on her.
你第一时间就赶到了印第安纳 You got on the first plane to Indiana
去陪她 你是一个好妈妈 to be by her side. You're a great mom.
噢 Oh...
我儿子们今晚会来看我 I'm seeing my boys tonight.
噢 那很好啊 Oh, that's great.
开心点 好吗 Enjoy it, okay?
我很害怕 我只是 I'm scared. I'm just...
-他们都长大了 -不 They're all grown up now. No.
不 你是他们的妈妈 你永远了解他们 No, you grow them, you know them.
他们和当年你给他们换尿布的时候 They're the same kids whose diapers
没什么两样 you changed way back when.
玩得愉快点 Enjoy it.
布鲁梅尔先生 很高兴看到你 Mr. brummel, it's nice to see you.
嗨 梅布尔 很高兴看到你 Hi, Mabel. Nice to see you.
-谢谢你帮我们订到桌子 -没问题 Thanks for squeezing us in. Anytime.
-他们已经在等你们了 跟我来 -噢 好的 Your party is waiting. Yup, follow me. Oh, okay.
我们迟到了5分钟 Five minutes late.
恩 所以现在我们不得不... Yeah. So now we have to...
她来了 Here she comes.
噢 天啊 Oh, boy.
乔希 嘿 Josh. Hey.
-嗨 妈妈 -哇 - Hi, mom. - Aw.
乔希 Josh.
-这是我女朋友 艾米丽 -嗨 This is my girlfriend, Emily. Hi.
很荣幸终于认识你了 琳达 It's a pleasure to finally meet you, Linda.
恩 嘿 嘿 那可是瑞奇·伦达泽 Yeah. Hey, hey. That's ricki rendazzo.
她可是个伟人 艾米丽 别忘了 You're in the presence of greatness. Don't forget.
嘿 亚当 Heh. Adam.
你看上去真帅 亲爱的 You look so handsome, sweetie.
噢 谢谢 妈妈 Oh, thanks, mom.
琳达 把那个椅子拿过来吧 我们挤一挤 Why don't you take that seat? We can flank them.
-很高兴看见你们 抱歉我们迟到了 -你们的确来晚了 Good to see you. Sorry we're late. Yeah, you are.
你们倒是很准时 Nice to see you're so punctual.
没关系 It's okay.
你们要喝点什么吗 Can I get you some drinks?
先生 要再来一杯马提尼吗 Sir, would you like another Martini?
恩 必须的 多来几杯 Yeah. Why not? Keep 'em coming.
-我喝水就行 -我也是 I'll just have water. Me too, water.
还有威士忌 With scotch.
所以 呃 So, um...
莫林的父亲怎么样了 How is Maureen's father doing?
噢 他不是很好 Oh, not well at all.
病情发展得比医生想的 No, the disease is progressing
要迅速 more rapidly than they'd anticipated.
所以你已经见过莫林了? So you've met Maureen?
恩 当然 Yeah, of course.
我们见过很多次了 Lots of times. Heh, heh.
她人很好 Mo's great.
-恩 -恩 她很不错 - Yeah. - Yeah, she's...
艾米丽和我在一起快两年了 Emily and I have been together for almost two years.
她己经见过我们家所有人了 恩 - She's met the whole family. - Yup.
-恩 -艾米丽 你怎么没戴戒指? Yeah. Em, why aren't you wearing your ring?
你的订婚戒指 Your engagement ring.
你们订婚了? You two are engaged?
是的 Yes.
-恩 -没错 Yup. Yeah.
乔希给艾米丽买了一个超大的钻石戒指 Josh got Emily this conflict-free diamond.
在湖边求婚的 我们当时都在 He proposed at the lake. We were all there.
超级恶心 It was beyond gay.
-挺好的 挺好的 -我真为你感到开心 - It was lovely. It was lovely. - I'm happy for you.
我真为你感到开心 亲爱的 So happy for you, honey.
-谢谢 -你为什么不告诉我 Thank you. Why didn't you tell me?
我们想要先不告诉大家 Well, we, uh, wanted to keep things quiet for a while
-我们想要自己先庆祝一番 -噢 so we could enjoy the news privately. Oh.
但是朱莉说 你求婚的时候大家都在 But Julie said everybody was at the proposal.
这是最近时候的事吗 Did this just happen?
-是的 是的 -不 不是 - Yeah. Yeah. - No. No, it was...
7月4号 恩 - No. It was July 4th. - Yeah.
好几个月之前 So that was months.
我们都知道你现在不好受 但是你这样太过分了 We all know you're going through something, but you're cray-cray.
我们本来打算今晚当面告诉你的 We were planning on telling you tonight in person.
因为我还没见过你 还有 Because I hadn't met you and...
乔希 你为什么不直接告诉她 Why don't you be honest, and tell mom
你不想要她来参加你的婚礼呢 that you don't want her at the wedding?
你们想要听听 Would you be interested in hearing our appetizer specials? That is not true.
-我们的招牌开胃菜吗 -不是这样
-好的 -不是那样 Yes. No.
我们打算办个简单的婚礼 妈妈 We're practically eloping, mom.
是的 会很简单 很环保 Yeah, it's gonna be very small, very green.
没错 不会像朱莉的盛大婚礼 Not gonna be a big, formal wedding like the one Julie had.
-谢谢你提醒我 -是吗 谢谢你砸我的场子 Thanks for referencing that. Yeah, well, thanks for this.
我现在体内还有自杀没成功后剩余的安眠药 乔希 I'm still having Ambien shits from my suicide attempt.
-你真的要讨论我的婚礼吗 -没关系 没关系 You wanna talk about my wedding? It's okay. Go ahead.
如果你们想要简单的婚礼 You know, it won't hurt my feelings
我不会介意的 if you decide to elope.
我和你爸爸当年也是那样的 Your dad and I eloped.
-婚礼很棒 -是的 It was great. Yes, it was.
恩 总而言之 这消息太棒了 太棒了 Yeah. So, anyway, this is wonderful, wonderful news.
-谢谢 -太棒了 - Thank you. - Wonderful.
嘿 亚当 你准备什么时候安定下来 找个人结婚 Hey, Adam, when are you gonna settle down and get married?
谁想要来点开胃菜 Who wants some appetizers?
-妈妈 你知道的 我是同性恋 -你一直都很喜欢意大利生牛肉片 Mom, I'm gay, as you know. You used to love the carpaccio.
不幸的是 And unfortunately,
美国很多同性恋还不能结婚 many of my fellow gay men still can't get married.
我是说 你不一定非要和男人结婚啊 Well, I didn't mean to a man necessarily.
-那我和谁结婚 -我记得你是双性恋? Who would I marry, then? Well, I thought you were bisexual?
那是我在大学里的借口 那已经是10年之前的事了 That was my cover story in college, like, 10 years ago.
很抱歉你不知道我的性取向 I'm really sorry that you didn't stay updated on my sexuality
但是话说回来 你基本上什么都不知道 but then again, you didn't stay updated
我说的对吗 大家 on much of anything. Am I right?
好了 好了 Okay. Okay.
现在我知道了 你决定出柜了 Now that I know that you decided to say you're completely gay,
-"决定"? 你还真是歧视同性恋 -我不问了 我不问了 "decided"? You are such a homophobe. I won't ask about it again.
看到了吗 她就是这样 她把自己打扮成一个另类的摇滚歌手 This is what she does. She costumes herself as this edgy rocker
看上去比家长会上的母亲都要酷 who's cooler than the other pta moms,
她给乔治·沃克·布什投了两次票(共和党是保守的一方) when in fact, she voted for George w. Bush twice.
没错 我支持我们的军队 I support our troops.
而我才是那个生活方式有问题的人吗 And I'm the one with the questionable lifestyle.
哈? 你却整天在加州跑来跑去 还叫自己瑞奇 Huh? Meanwhile, she's running around calling herself ricki.
这是我的名字 不是我的生活方式 Well, that's a name, not a lifestyle.
我天生就是同性恋 I was born gay.
我天生就是瑞奇 I was born ricki.
一针见血 Touché.
看你们吵架太有意思了 This shit-show is making my day.
你是只是像往常一样找存在感 Is this whole thing a plea for attention as per usual
还是你真的是个神经病 or are you actually a psychotic bitch?
嘿 不许叫你妹妹神经病! Hey, don't you dare call your sister psychotic!
我的天啊 她在教育我呢 谁赶快拍下来 Oh, my god, she's parenting. Someone get a camera.
你们都别说了 Just cool it. This...
让我们 瞧 Let's... look.
我们能聚在一起 It's a very rare occasion
真的很不容易 that we all get together like this.
你妈妈来了 不是吗 Your mother's here, right?
我知道 我们一直以来 I mean, I know... I know we've always had
你们知道的 都有一些问题 性格不合之类的 some, you know, issues and personality conflicts,
-但是家家有本难念的经 -恩 but what family hasn't? Yeah.
但是这改变不了我们是一家人的事实 But we are a family, still.
所以我们不要再管那些陈年旧事了 好吗 You know, let's... we can put all that crap behind us, can't we?
让我们感激我们能够都聚在一起 And just appreciate the proximity.
现在 I mean, at this moment,
布鲁梅尔家和这对快要结婚的小两口 the brummel family and family-to-be
好不容易聚在一起了 is proximal.
这已经很好了 不是吗 That's special in itself, isn't it?
谢谢 Thank you.
可以的话 我愿意给大家点杯香槟 I would get a bottle of champagne for the whole table.
-不 不用了 那也太 -但是我已经申请破产了 No, but that's... but I just filed for bankruptcy.
向我描述一下 它是怎么让你 Describe to me how it makes you...
医生 Well, doc...
谢谢你的关心 And thank you for asking.
我不是说 我变得坚不可摧 It's not that I feel unbreakable
无所不能 or even impenetrable.
只是 It's just...
是什么 快说 安吉洛 What is it? Come on, Angelo.
这可是大突破 This is a major breakthrough here.
意大利有一个超棒的老笑话 是说关于一个穷人 There is a wonderful, old Italian joke about a poor man.
你还在这儿? You're still here?
嘿 Hey.
我们今天去哪玩? What are we gonna do today?
中午我要去看心理医生 I have therapy at noon,
所以 我得去洗个澡 so I gotta go wash my dick
不然我又得被教育要自珍自爱了 or I'll get another lecture in personal care.
要不别去了 Why don't you skip therapy?
就今天一次 Just today.
请个病假 Call in sick.
我的确生病了 I am sick.
所以我才要去看心理医生 That's why I'm in therapy.
我是说 我在这儿很难得 I mean, how often am I here? Heh.
你从来都不在 Never?
这真的有必要吗 Honestly.
这只是基本护理而己 It's just a shampoo and trim.
你头发很好 你平时应该多梳梳头发 You have really good hair. You should, like, brush it.
她遗传我的头发 She has my hair.
嗷! 啊! Ow! Unh!
不要再剪超过0.5英尺 Not more than half an inch.
我能感觉到你剪了好多 I can feel how much you're cutting.
我们为什么会舍不得自己的头发呢 Why are we so attached to our hair?
某一天 你会发现自己长灰发了 Someday you're gonna find a gray hair,
而且不一定是在头上哦 and I don't mean on your head.
没人想知道你下面的事情 妈妈 No one wants to hear about your steel wool, mom.
我看起来像个吸血鬼一样 I look like nosferatu.
噢 别担心 她们会给你洗干净的 Oh, don't worry, they file them down.
总共190美金 信用卡付账 你可以在上面加小费 That's 190 on the card and you can add whatever tip.
我们今天大方点 怎么样 Let's leave a nice, big one, shall we?
嘿 Hey.
你看上去很不错 You look very nice.
额 怎么做到的 Well... how?
我只不过提了个建议而已 I just made a suggestion, you know?
-她肯听我的 -哈 She listens to me. Huh.
我昨天说话有点过分 抱歉 I was a bit of a jerk yesterday. I'm sorry about that.
市场最近 The market had... the...
公司最近事情很多 压力有点大 Things have been really stressful at the company.
恩 你工作很努力 我很佩服这点 Yeah, well, you work very hard. I admire that.
-是吗 -恩 You do? Yeah.
你以前总是叫我变态工作狂 You used to call me an uptight workaholic.
恩 亲爱的 Yeah, honey.
-我过去可给你起了很多外号呢 -哈哈 I used to call you a lot of things. Heh, heh.
但是我己经变了 皮特 But I changed, Pete.
真的 I have.
我看出来了 I see that.
我都连续好多天 I mean, I've been trying to get her
叫她换衣服了 to change her clothes for days.
有时候 她只是需要妈妈而已 Well, sometimes a girl just needs her mother.
我看也是 I guess so.
-尝一下 -味道变了 - Here we go. Taste it. - They changed it a little.
不 不 味道还是一样 No, no, it's the same taste.
一我怎么知道他们为什么要换 Why would they change it? No. I don't know why.
-该死 -秘诀就是 Holy shit. It's a recipe that has...
我的天 Oh, my god.
-怎么了 -这是妮可的车 那个交通部门的婊砸 What? Nicole from traffic. This is her car.
那也不一定 But you can't be sure.
这就是她的车 No, I know.
她车后面有傻逼的人物线条画 She's got these stupid stick figure thing...
噢 宝贝 Oh, baby.
噢 她把马克思加进去了 我的天 Oh, she added Max. Oh, my god.
不要砸车 走吧 Let's not vandalize the car. Come on.
-嘿 嘿! -我们回家 好吗 Hey, hey! Let's just go home, all right?
我们回家 Let's go home.
不 不 不 朱莉 No, no, no, Julie.
拜托 朱莉 朱莉 等等 Please, Julie. Julie, wait.
你为什么要残忍地抛弃我女儿 Why did you walk out on my daughter that way?
我犯了个错误 我们当时太年轻了 I made a mistake. We got married young.
如果你觉得自己太年轻的话 If you're too young to be married
你凭什么觉得自己有能力抚养 what makes you think that you're ready
肯齐和卡拉申 to raise Kenzie and krash?
他叫卡什 还有你怎么知道我孩子的名字的 It's Kash, and how do you know my kids' names?
是个开车的人都知道你孩子的名字好么 Everybody on highway 70 knows your kids' names.
女士 我们结婚的时候你甚至都没来 Lady, you weren't even at our wedding.
朱莉恨你 Julie hates you.
或许是这样 所以我每天都要背负着这个重负 That may be. I have to live with that every day.
但是现在 你必须要背负着你对他人造成的痛苦 You have to live with the pain you caused.
-朱莉是个疯子 都是因为你 -朱莉不是疯子 You're the reason she's crazy. Julie's not crazy.
朱莉在哀悼 Julie is grieving
她在哀悼她的婚姻 哀悼她嫁了一个这种 over a very short marriage to a man who turns out...
够了 你们两个需要冷静点 That's enough. You two need to back off.
你 你知道吗 爱上别人是一回事 You. You know, it's one thing to fall in love with somebody.
做第三者 鼓励别人和自己的老婆离婚又是另外一回事 It's quite another to encourage him to abandon his new wife
你还有脸把他的贴画 and then slapping a sticker of him
贴在你车后面的狗旁边 on the back of your car next to the dog.
嘿 我爱我的狗 好吗 Hey, I love my dog, okay?
是吗 正好 你现在有两条了 Yeah? Now you have two.
噢 Oh.
汪汪! Whoo!
-我的心已经死了 腐烂了 -不要这样说 My heart is dead and rotten. Don't say that.
不 心脏不是牛排 No, a heart isn't something
牛排会腐烂 that's like a steak, you know, that spoils.
心脏和汉堡一样 A heart is like a big Mac.
汉堡可以一直放一直放一直放 It just sits and sits and sits.
岁数会增大 但是不会变 It gets older, yeah, but it doesn't change.
什么 你是说汉堡永远不会坏? What? You're saying that a big Mac never goes bad?
没错 我就是这个意思 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
-真有意思 -它不会坏掉 Interesting. It lives forever.
我在《60分钟》上看到的(美国新闻节目) I saw it on 60 minutes.
-好恶心 -哈 恩 恩 恩 That's disgusting. Huh. Well, hm, hm, hm...
但是 我 呃 But I say... yeah.
-恩 我 -有人要休息了吗 Yeah, i... Pete: Everybody hitting the hay?
-爸爸 -恩? Dad. Yeah?
还没到9点呢 It's not even 9:00 P.M.
就连奥玛都还没睡呢 I don't think that even oma is in bed.
-嘿 皮特 -恩? Hey, Pete. Yeah?
为什么你的冰箱里有大麻 Why is there pot in your freezer?
呃 那是 呃 Uh... it was a...
一个同事给我的 用来减轻偏头痛的 A coworker gave it to me for my migraines.
-噢 是吗 -我现在偶尔还是会头痛 Oh. Uh-huh. Which I still get from time to time.
我把它放到冰箱里是因为 我在网上看到 And it's in the freezer because I read
冷藏可以保证大麻的质量 that helps it maintain its potency.
爸爸连藏东西都这么牛逼 Dad is very efficient, even with his stash.
我还没吸过呢 I haven't even tried it.
-什么 -真的 What? No.
怎么了 我是说 既然我头不痛 What? I mean, no migraines,
就没必要了 我还是很酷的 and, uh, I don't like to lose my cool.
噢 哈哈哈 - Oh, okay. Ha-ha-ha.
你说什么 Your what?
-噢 好吧 -哈哈哈 - Oh. Okay. Ha-ha-ha.
-你觉得我不酷 好吧 -救命啊 You don't think I'm cool. Fine. All right.
好吧 那我就没什么好怕的了 All right, then I got nothing to lose.
-噢 该死 -哇 Ohhh, shit. Wow.
? Takes a cold one to know one
这是谁的歌 whose song is that?
我的 It's mine.
我写的 I wrote it.
-这歌是你写的? -很久之前了 You wrote that? A long time ago.
你真厉害 琳达 Damn, Linda.
哇 你的专辑我还留着呢 Wow. I still have your album.
别开玩笑了 You do not.
恩 在地下室里乐伯美(美国家庭用品品牌)的盒子里 Yeah, I got a lot of stuff in the...
我存了很多以前的东西 I got a rubbermaid in the basement.
乐伯美? 哈哈哈 A rubbermaid? Ha-ha-ha.
乐伯美是个很成功的公司 Rubbermaid is a very successful company.
哇 皮特 Wow, Pete.
我存在你深深的乐伯美里 You have me in your rubbermaid.
噢 啊 Oh. Ah.
-噢 瞧瞧这个 -噢 天哪 Oh, yeah, look at this. Oh, man.
-天啊 -哈哈哈 - God. Ha-ha-ha.
瞧瞧乔希 哈哈哈 Joshy. Ha-ha-ha.
瞧瞧你 还系着腰包呢 - Look at you. - Fanny pack.
我们当年真是幸福的一家 We were pretty damn cute as a family.
《丝绸夜空》 Silk night sky.
我独一无二的专辑 Here it is, my one and only album.
-没错 -我的天啊 - Yup. - Oh, my god.
瞧 Look...
-你们觉得我还穿得上吗 -噢 当然了 Do you think it would still fit me? Oh, yeah.
-我该穿上试试么? -耶 - Should I try it on? - Yeah.
好的 再见 Okay, goodbye.
嘿 你去哪 Hey, where are you going?
-厕所 -恩 - Bathroom. - Yeah.
别在厕所自杀了 Don't kill yourself in there.
-皮特 噢 简直不敢相信 -这话不是我说的 Pete. Oh, I can't believe it. I didn't say that.
-她没听见你 -我为什么要那样说 She didn't hear you. Can't believe I said that.
我的天啊 Oh, my god.
你注意到了吗 它闻起来很香 And you notice, it smells nice.
-真的 -她肯定在这儿 It does. Pete: She's gotta be here.
朱莉? Julie?
她在这儿 There she is.
-好了 坐下来 -不要 - Come on, sit down. - No.
你累了 You're tired.
-我一点都不累 -我们走吧 I'm not a bit tired. Out.
瞧 See?
你还记得你之前给我的关于拿破仑的那个小东西吗 You know that little thing you gave me about Napoleon?
-记不得了 什么 -罗伯特·G·英格索尔? No, what? By Robert g. Ingersoll?
-恩 -我不懂你什么意思 Yeah. Well, I'm not sure I get that.
你饿了吗? Are you hungry?
你乖乖呆着 You stay right there.
芝麻叶 Arugula.
94884 Nine-four-eight-eight-four.
你居然坐在那都知道 You just know that off the top of your...?
-哈 -真的? Boom. Is it...?
是的 你完全正确 Yes, you are absolutely right.
我当然正确了 Of course I'm right.
我知道所有的商品编号 I know all the plu codes.
我成天都在扫描这些玩意 I ring stuff up all day long.
嗯... Hm...
继续 问我任何事 任何事 Go ahead, try me. Anything, anything, anything.
-香蕉 -有机的还是普通的? Bananas. Organic or regular?
有机的是94237 Organic is nine-four-two-three-seven.
正确 Yes.
你简直就是个记忆大神 You're like a memorizing genius.
正确 Yes.
知道么 他们说 You know, they say, like,
所有的孩子现在都完蛋了 all kids are screwed up now.
是空气原因或者无线电波或者花生导致的 It's the air or the radio waves or the-the peanuts.
嘿 还记得那个儿科医生么 Hey, remember that pediatrician, the one...
叫啥来着 法...达...法令 What was his name? Fa... Dr. fa... farling.
法兰...法兰...? Fena... fenamana. Fenan... fenan.
惠顿城的那个 怎么了? The guy in wheaton. What about him?
就是那个医生 还记得他说过乔希有多动症么 That doctor. Remember, he said joshy was hyperactive.
结果后来发现他只是汽水喝多了而已 Turns out he was just drinking too much pop.
-汽水 对 -对吧? Pop, yeah. Right?
他们啥都不懂 They know nothing.
是的 他们啥都不懂 Yeah, they know nothing.
我们啥都不懂 We know nothing.
她会好起来的 She's gonna be fine.
-她会好起来的 -不好说 She's gonna be fine. I don't know.
她绝对会的 Oh, yeah, she is.
这个... This is...
不 No.
-我在吃呢 -对你身体不好 I'm eating that. I'm... It's bad for you.
我不在乎 I don't care.
嗯 Hm.
嗯 Mm.
皮特 Pete.
嗯? Yeah?
你没事吧? Are you okay?
嗯嗯 Uh-huh.
你不舒服? Are you sick?
没 No.
你是不是... Did you just...?
想摸摸我? Just wanna touch me?
-牛奶? -94011 Milk? Nine-four-oh-one-one.
-天啊 太棒了 -是的 Oh, my god. This is very good. Yes.
太疯了 It is so wrong.
-你弄完了么? -是的 - You all done? - Yes.
-那我去坐下了? -请便 Should I sit? Be my guest.
-是谁来着 我不懂 -别太脆了 Is...? Who...? I don't understand. Don't forget the crispy.
怎么? 我做的培根还不够脆? What? Is my bacon not too crispy for you?
-当然够脆了 -他指的是法国吐司 Of course it is. Not. He means the French toast.
我不会烤焦的 老天 No, well, I'm not gonna burn it. My goodness.
-不过 我曾祖母以前... -噢 来了啊 Although, my great grandmother used... oh. There she is.
嗨 莫林 Hi, Maureen.
噢 嗨 你好啊 Oh, hi. Hi, there.
你刚好赶上吃 Well, you're just in time for.
莫林那著名的奶油法国吐司 Maureen's famous brioche French toast.
你爸爸如何了? How's your dad?
我还以为你在西雅图呢 I thought you were in Seattle.
噢 多谢关心 Oh, yeah, well, thanks for asking.
爸爸目前还算稳定 Dad's plateaued at the moment,
所以他们给我说叫我回家来 and so they said I should come back for the time being
我也不想离家人太远了 and I didn't wanna be away from my family.
莫做的早餐最好吃了 Mo, uh... mo makes the best breakfasts.
是的 我就这点用处 对吧? Oh, yes, that is all I'm good for, right?
不是 我不是这个意思 嗯啊 No, I didn't mean to say that. Mm-hm.
总而言之 So, anyway, I, uh...
我决定连夜赶回来 I thought I would just take the red-eye back last night,
然后今早6点才到家 我感觉糟透了 and I got in at 6:00 this morning. I feel like a hot mess.
你看上去可不怎么遭 You don't look like a hot mess. Ha-ha-ha.
琳达 你太贴心了 要杯咖啡么? Linda, you're sweet. Do you, uh...? You want some coffee?
莫做的咖啡最好喝了 Uh, mo makes, really, the best coffee.
我还以为法国吐司才是她的专长 Thought her French toast was the best.
莫做的东西都很难区分高下 Hard to decide what's best when mo's cooking.
琳达 坐下吧 吃点早餐 Come on, Linda. Sit down. Have some breakfast.
不用了 谢谢 我不怎么饿 呵 No, I'm good, thanks. I'm not really hungry. Ha, ha.
-确定? -嗯 不饿 You sure? Yeah, I'm good.
好吧 别这么拘束 Okay, well, suit yourself.
顺带一提 你穿我的睡衣挺好看的 By the way, you look good in my robe.
留着吧 Keep it.
好了 Okay.
我出去打个电话 I'm gonna go out and make a little phone call.
好的 快趁热吃吧 Okay. Come on, you guys, let's eat before it gets cold.
-好的 递一下糖浆? -我先来 Okay. Uh, syrup? No, I have it.
-我先来可以么? -你先请 Can I start? After you.
嗨 Hi.
我们能谈谈么? Can we talk?
我现在可是裸体 I'm practically naked right now.
我有5个姐妹 我见的裸女可多了 I have five sisters. I've seen a naked lady before.
好吧 我只有一个兄弟 Well, I just had a brother.
死于越南 Killed in 'nam.
噢 我不知道 Oh, I didn't know.
如你所知 我们非常担心朱莉 So as you know, we're really concerned about miss Julie.
她会好起来的 懂么? She's gonna be all right, you know?
她一直都很坚强 哈 She's always been a fighter. Heh, heh.
嗯 她必去是 Well, she's had to be.
额 目前 我们在和她的医生 Uh, right now, we are working
一起努力让她平静下来 with her doctor to stabilize her
她也在吃药 and she's on some meds
她也在参加治疗 and she's been going to therapy as well.
我不希望她翘过疗程 I don't like her to miss a session.
噢 我可不认为翘一次有什么大不了的 Oh. I don't think one's that big a deal.
我还知道你昨晚给她抽了一些大麻 I also understand you gave her some marijuana.
不是 是皮特给的 No. Pete did.
那可是皮特的大麻 It's Pete's marijuana.
他用来治头疼的 For his headaches.
我们也确实抽了点 植物而已 Yeah, we did smoke some. It's a plant.
好的 我只是认为 Okay. I just think that
你目前不该呆在这 maybe it's not great for you to be here now.
你永远都欢迎前来作客 You're always welcome in our home.
我知道皮特认为 And I know Pete thought
朱莉见到你会对她有好处 it would do Julie some good to see you,
不过我认为她现在需要的是日常的生活 but I think what she needs right now is normalcy.
我可是让她换了身新衣服 Well, I got her out of those pajamas,
还带她去剪了头发 and I got her hair done.
而我认为 她自从见到我之后比之前好多了 And I think she's doing a lot better since I arrived.
琳达 嘿 拜托 Linda, hey, come on, please.
请别太认真了 我只是为自己的孩子着想而己 Please, don't be offended. I'm just looking out for my kid.
你的孩子? Your kid?
额 她当然也是你的孩子 Yeah, she's your kid too, of course.
不过 琳达 拜托 我们直说吧 But, Linda, come on. Let's... let's be real.
她还小的时候你就已经没和她住在一起了 You haven't lived with her since she was a little girl.
她青春期和大学是我陪伴过来的 I was there for the teen years and college.
她大学是在密尔沃基度过的! She went to college in Milwaukee!
嗯 你认为是谁开车送她过去的? Yeah, and who do you think drove her ass there?
你又认为是谁帮她搬家具到宿舍的? Who do you think helped her put together her dorm furniture?
或者酒驾的时候又是谁担保她出来的 Or paid her bail when she got that dui
又或者说谁去陪她参加 or went to the mother-daughter tea
那白痴女大学生联谊会的? at that god-awful white sorority, huh?
你认为这么多年到底是谁在当她母亲? Who do you think's been doing all the mom stuff?
听着 琳达 我以一个生母的角度尊重你 Look, Linda, I respect you as the woman who gave her life.
但是在你搬去洛杉矶之后 每年圣诞节回来一趟根本不够 But after you went to L.A., Christmas visits didn't cut it.
这家庭里出现了空缺 而且是我弥补的 There was a hole in this family and I filled it.
不不不 No, no, no.
我有想过多来见见他们 I tried to come out here to see them more,
不过你总是从中阻扰 but you always made it so difficult.
"噢 现在不太方便 我们在为高考做准备" "Oh, this isn't a good time because we're doing sat prep."
又或者是"乔希要去客场打比赛"是的 你就是这样 Or, "joshy has an away game." Or... yes, yes, you did.
你让我的孩子和我疏远了 莫林 You alienated my children from me, Maureen.
你搞垮了我们母子关系! You poisoned the relationship!
你认真的? Are you serious right now?
是的 我认真的 Yeah, I am. Yeah.
真的? Really?
你知道你每年生日 You know all those birthday gifts
孩子们送给你的礼物哪来的么? and mother's day gifts you got from the kids?
我花钱买的 我寄给你的 I paid for those. I sent them.
是我确保了他们没忘记你 I'm the one who made sure they didn't forget about you,
虽然他们很有理由忘记 though they had reason to.
你真该给我跪下说谢谢 You should be kissing my feet right now.
胡扯! Bullshit!
好吧... Well...
我也不想这么做的 I didn't want it to go like this.
不必多说 Well, that's how it's going.
你需要我帮你买好回程的机票么? Do you need help paying for a flight back?
你想得美吧 You wish.
嘿 Hey...
皮特现在还爱着我 Pete's still in love with me.
我都懒得反驳了 I'm gonna let you have that.
-我找不到朱莉了 -好的 I couldn't find Julie. Oh, okay.
班车也没那么坏的 就像的士拼车一样 Shuttles aren't so bad. It's like sharing a taxi.
嗯 挺不错的 Yeah, it's great.
感谢你打电话叫车 Thanks for, uh, calling.
很高兴见到你 It was nice to see you.
其实说实话 我觉得你能来挺好的 Ultimately, I think it was good that you came.
嗯 确实很... Yeah, it was a real...
额 飞行平安 Uh, fly safely.
这可不在我掌控范围内 I have no control over that.
-确实 -等下 - No. - Wait.
好的 回见 Okay. Later.
嗯 Yeah.
不好意思 不好意思 Sorry. I'm sorry.
呼! Whoo!
? Gotta keep playing r-r-r-r-r-rock 'n' roll, baby
呼! whoo!
谢谢 Yeah. Thanks.
这首"埃德加温特"的曲子太棒了 That was the amazing Edgar winter. Ahem.
还有之前那一曲"滚石乐队"的 And before that, of course, the rolling stones.
噢 米克 Oh, Mick.
有个米克·贾格尔趣闻 Yeah. Funny thing about Mick Jagger.
他和4个不同的女人生了7个孩子 He's got seven children by four different women.
你们敢信么? Do you believe that?
不错啊 米克! Get it, Mick! Ow!
是的 他可没闲着 对吧? Yeah. Yeah, busy guy, right?
是的 女士 Yes, ma'am.
当然了 孩子不是他带的 Of course, he didn't raise those kids.
他是摇滚明星 He's a rock star.
而且更重要的是 他不是母亲 And more importantly, he's not the mother.
爸爸想做什么都行 Daddy can do whatever daddy wants.
爸爸想和谁做爱都行 Daddy can go make love with whoever he wants.
他能承担风险 他也能吸毒 He can take risks. He can get hooked on drugs.
他能离去并且... He can leave and...
谁又在乎啊? 反正过程中总会有人受伤 Who cares? Some people get hurt.
只要你能创作出好歌 哈哈哈 As long as you get some great songs out of it. Ha, ha.
好的 我们现在就来听听这些好歌吧 Okay. Let's hear some of those great songs right now.
-呼! -耶 - Whoo! - Yeah.
嘿 顺带一提 你的孩子还是会尊重并且爱着你 Hey, by the way, though, your kids will still respect
就因为你是男人 and they'll love you because you're the man!
-懂我的意思吧 妹子们? -懂 You know what I'm talking about, girls? Yeah.
但如果你是女人的话 不不 But if you're a woman, mm-mm.
上帝不允许你错过学校音乐会 God forbid you should forget one school concert or you...
或者婚礼 Or a wedding or...
或者忘记成为孩子的牙仙子 Or you forget to be the tooth fairy...
一次都不行 就算有演出 One time because you had a gig.
恭喜你成为了女魔头 Congratulations, you're a monster.
好了 瑞奇 够了 Okay, ricki, I think that's enough.
你把大伙吓着了 You're scaring some guys here.
我蛋都给你吓缩了 I felt my balls suck up into my body.
嗷! Ow!
反正你也用不上它们 格雷格 You didn't need them anyway, Greg.
噢 Ooh.
我当然用得上 琳达 Yes, I actually do, Linda.
你怎么? 打扰一下 What did...? Excuse me?
你他妈做什么呢? What the hell are you doing?
我们冷静点 大伙 Let's keep it tight, people. Come on.
对 你说的是对的 巴斯特 Oh, yeah. You're right, you're right, buster.
下面一曲是什么? What do we got up next?
-《Pink》 -嗷 《Pink》 Pink. Ooh. Pink.
-呼! -《Pink》 你们准备好了么 Whoo! Pink. Let's get this party started.
? So you better get this party started
干嘛? so?
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
这周很难熬 It's been a difficult week.
最近凡年都很难熬 但我还是爱你 It's been a difficult few years, but I still love you.
我连这都不能说? 我什么时候才能说这句话? I can't say that? Do I ever get to say that?
你爱我么? Do you love me?
我当然爱你 我当然爱 Of course, I love you. Of course, I do.
-而且我也爱巴斯特 也爱乔伊 -噢... And I love buster and I love Joey. Oh...
我不是想你像《永无岛》里的 I don't mean do you love me like
温蒂爱迷失男孩那样爱我 Wendy loves the goddamn lost boys.
我的意思是 你爱不爱我? I mean, do you love me?
你到底看上我哪点了? What is your interest in me?
到底是哪点? 我又... What do you...? What? I don't get...
我又老 又没钱 I'm old, I'm broke,
我连做饭都不会 还在长胖 I can't cook a decent meal, I'm getting fat.
你干嘛要爱这样一个被毁掉的人 Why would you love a ruined person
还毁了她自己的孩子 who ruins other people, kids?
原来是这样? Is that it?
你觉得你犯了一次错 You think because you screwed up once,
就没有第二次机会了? you don't get a second chance?
我还背叛了我第一任妻子 I cheated on my first wife
跑去和一个磕毒上瘾的 with a stripper from the seventh veil
脱衣舞娘偷情 who was addicted to codeine cough syrup.
我的孩子不原谅我 My kids didn't forgive me.
他们现在还生气 They're still mad.
圣诞节我收到的礼物是日历 I get a calendar for Christmas.
你的孩子爱不爱你根本不重要 Doesn't matter if your kids love you.
他们没有义务爱你 It's not their job to love you.
你也没有义务爱他们 It's your job to love them.
所以你才会到走到这一步 That's why you were put here.
所以你才是他们妈妈 所以我才是我孩子的父亲 That's why you're their mom. That's why I'm my kids' dad.
我非常爱我的孩子 I love my kids so much.
你不也爱么? Don't you?
嗯 Yeah.
那你想我们之间只是朋友关系么? So you wanna just be friends?
不... Uh...
不 Mm-mm.
-超越朋友? -超越朋友 More? More.
-噢! -天呐 Unh! Jesus.
噢 耶 Oh, yeah.
太棒了 Oh, this rules.
抱歉 Sorry.
信用卡还是借记卡? Credit or debit?
借记卡 请提现100美元 谢谢 Debit. Hundred dollars cash back, please.
好的 Okay.
-好了 -谢谢 There you go. Thank you.
快闪开 快闪开 Out of my way. Out of my way.
好了 Okay.
呼! Whoo!
噢! Oh!
我爱你 宝贝 I love you, baby.
? Come on, come on let's work together
"亲爱的瑞奇" "dear, ricki.
"我很抱歉上次你来访的时候" "I'm sorry about some of the words
"我们之间说的那些话" "we exchanged during your visit.
"你也知道 这个话题很敏感" "As you know, it's a loaded topic,
"而我们也没有什么机会好好聊聊" "and we haven't had many chances to talk about it.
"请接受我的橄榄枝" "Please accept this olive branch from me
"我希望我们能重新找个时间聊聊" "and I hope we can try again on better terms.
"附注 请找到那份" "Enclosed, please find something I feel
"你早该收到的东西" "you should've received a long time ago.
"是你应得的" "You're entitled to it.
"希望到时候你能来" "Hope to see you on the big day.
"莫林" Maureen."
"艾米丽·安妮 乔舒亚·亨德里克斯" "Emily Anne. Joshua Hendrix."
? I see a red door and I want it painted black
"请以捐赠以下列出的慈善组织的方式" "in lieu of a gift, please make a donation
"代替礼物" to one of the following charities."
天啊 太疯狂了 有谁结婚 Oh, my god. That's crazy. Who gets married
-居然还拒绝接受免费的礼物啊 -我儿子 and doesn't milk it for free stuff? My son.
没错 我结婚的话 我可要收一个华夫饼机器 There you go. Well, for my wedding, I'm getting a waffle iron
-以及三明治机器 -哈 and a panini maker and... Ha, ha.
嗨 乔 Hey, Joe. Hey, Joe.
"这封邀请函内还有野花种子" "This invitation is embedded with wildflower seeds
"能直接种下去" 太可怕了 and can be planted." That is bougie.
-我还以为不能随便菜花呢 哈哈 -是的 I thought you'd get a kick out of it. Ha, ha. Yes. Yes.
-那你期待这婚礼么? -我又不去 You excited about the wedding, then? I'm not going.
什么? 你必须得去 What? You gotta go.
你不去可就没意思了 It won't be sexy without you.
如果我去了 会发生很不好的事 If I show up there, something terrible will happen.
你不认识这些人 You don't know these people.
他们蔑视我 They despise me.
总之... Anyway...
他们根本对我们家庭状况一无所知 They don't know anything about any part of this situation.
好的 我懂你 Okay, I hear you.
不过有些时候男孩就是需要他妈妈 But sometimes a boy needs his mama.
有时候就算是我也需要我妈妈 而她可是撒旦本尊 Even I need my mama sometimes and she's literally Satan.
谢了 丹尼尔 不过我去不了 我身无分文 Thanks, Daniel, but I can't go. I don't have the money.
我和格雷格谈过了 Greg and I discussed it,
我们就是去不了 and we just can't do it. We can't.
身无分文 We don't have it.
如果我有的话 我很乐意给你钱 Well, if I had it, I'd give it to you.
我很乐意资助你们 I would gladly tithe to the church of ricki.
测试 1 2 Testes, one, two.
上去唱歌吧 Get up there and sing. Yeah.
来吧 来吧 Come on. Come on.
上场了 - Ch-ch-ch... - Here we go.
1 2 1 2 3 4 Ch-ch-ch. One, two, one, two, three, four.
嗷! Ow!
多谢了 大伙 Thanks, everybody.
呼! Whoo!
你的吉他呢? Where's your guitar?
不知道 我今天就像弹这把 I don't know. I felt like playing this one.
什么? 你可讨厌这把吉他了 又名香蕉 What? You hate this guitar. The banana. Ha-ha-ha.
少来了 Come on.
怎么回事 What's going on?
-你那68年的Gibson呢? -我卖了 Where's your '68 Gibson? I sold it.
你卖了 为什么? You sold it? Why?
哟 瑞奇! 唱《Drift Away 》 Yo, ricki! "Drift away"!
太棒了 宝贝 Yes, baby.
噢 不! Oh, no!
天呐! Oh, my god!
? I wanna get lost in your rock 'n' roll and drift away
太棒了 gorgeous.
出来吧 宝贝 Come on out, babe.
我看起来太荒谬了 I look absurd.
我敢肯定你看起来很漂亮 I'm sure you look gorgeous.
我看起来像我母亲 I look like my mother.
这不可能 你母亲己经过世了 Well, that's not possible. Your mother's dead.
噢 你看起来美极了 Oh, you look beautiful.
这是我自见过最漂亮的蓝色了 Come on, that is the most amazing blue.
看起来就像"罗杰·道雷"的歌里唱的那样 Looks like Roger daltrey's eyes from Tommy.
-谢谢 -你试完了么? Thanks. Are you finished with these?
嗯 有黑色的么? Yeah. Do you have anything black?
-黑色? -我们就买这件了 Black? We'll take this one.
好的 看起来很漂亮 Okay. It looks nice.
你怎么能断定这些安检扫描器 How do you know these tsa scanners
不会控制你的大脑 aren't government mind control?
现在这时代 我都见怪不怪了 These days, nothing would surprise me.
之前看见他们叫我把脚环取下来么? See they made me take my toe ring off?
真不敢相信那个女人 珍妮特 I can't believe that woman, Janet,
居然叫我把龙舌兰酒从包里拿出来 made me take the Tequila out of my bag.
那可是好东西"萨米·黑格"御用的配方 That was cabo wabo, Sammy hagar's recipe.
他看起来像是恐怖分子么? Does he look like a terrorist to you?
给你说过了 酒过不了安检 Told you, you can't bring liquids.
婚礼礼物就这样没了 There goes my wedding present.
? It's good to be on the road back home again
噢 我做不到 oh, I can't do this.
做不到什么? Can't do what?
我不能参加婚礼 I can't go to this wedding.
绝对是大错 Big mistake.
我打电话给巴斯特 Gotta call buster,
告诉他们我们要回洛杉矶 tell him we're heading back to L.A.
别这样 你可是最佳辣妈 No way. Come on, you're the mother of the groom.
没有后路了 亲爱的 There's no understudy, sweetheart.
我好害怕 I'm so scared.
哇 Wow.
-嗨 我是菩提 -嗨 菩提 - Hi, I'm Bodhi. - Hey, Bodhi.
-嗨 -感谢你们前来 Hi. Thank you for coming.
你们在这选一下座位号码吧 You can pick up your table number here.
这些里面装的是鸟食 These are bags for the birdseed toss.
而且 艾米丽和乔希要求 Also, Emily and Josh request
你们把手机关掉 that you turn off your cell phones.
我也想 不过运营商早就 Well, I would, but the phone company
给我停机了 哈哈哈 beat me to it. Ha-ha-ha.
-这些给我们 对吧? -是的 给你们的 We take these, right? Yes, that's for you.
典礼前要不要先来杯鸡尾酒? Would you like a cocktail before the ceremony?
这些是什么玩意? What are these?
这杯叫乔希 This one's called the Josh.
是姜汁啤酒加一点威士忌 It's ginger beer and small-batch whiskey.
这杯叫做艾米丽 And this one is the Emily.
就像度数低一些的皇家基尔 It's kind of a playful take on a kir royal.
-免费的 -当然 For free? Yes.
我还是不喝了 I probably shouldn't.
我觉得喝了这杯酒 I think me and my small-batch whiskey
我得去厕所一趟了 你没事吧? are gonna go try and find the little boy's room. You okay?
-没事 没事 -真的? Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah?
琳达 Linda.
-琳达! 哈哈哈 -噢 嗨 - Linda! Ha-ha-ha. - Oh, hi.
奥玛! Oma!
-你好吗? -噢 How are you? Oh.
我很喜欢你 知道么 Oh, I like you, you know?
就算你伤了我儿子的心 Even though you ran off on my son.
噢 我也很喜欢你 奥玛 Oh. I always liked you too, oma.
哈哈 要私下说的话 Ha, ha. Between you and me,
我不喜欢皮特的新妻子 I don't like Peter's new wife.
皮特和莫林很开心 Peter and Maureen are happy.
现在或许是的 不过只会持续几星期而已 Maybe now. It's only been a few weeks.
-不 他们都结婚好多年了 -噢? No, it's been many, many years. Oh?
我在到处找你 I've been looking for you.
我们去找位置坐下吧 Why don't we go find our seat, okay?
杰夫 能麻烦你到奥玛去她的座位么? Jeff. Will you show oma to her seat?
谢谢 杰夫带你过去 Thanks. Jeff will take you.
-保重了 -嗨 奥玛 Take care. Hi, oma.
走吧 我们去坐下 Come on, let's go sit down.
-嗨 -额 嗨 Hi. Uh, hi.
嗨 Hi.
我现在很忙 所以... I'm very busy right now, so I...
嗯 没关系 今天可是你的大日子 Yeah, sure. Big... Huge day for you.
-我们之后再... -嗯 But we'll, uh... yeah.
奥玛 你现在舒适么? Oma, are you comfortable?
-谢谢 -就是她 Thanks. Thank you. That's her.
那就是琳达 That's Linda.
她都没和家人坐在一起 She's not even sitting with the family.
我们大家齐聚一堂 So here we are, gathered here.
头上有大树 脚下有树根 This big tree over us and the roots beneath us.
我想不到任何比这更好的地方 I can't think of a better place
来举行婚礼了 to do this than out here in mother nature.
现在可以开始结婚典礼了 And now we can open the wedding ceremony.
去吧 Go ahead.
噢 别跑 别逃走 Oh. Don't. Don't. Don't run away.
鼓起勇气 Walk on.
妈妈 我很高兴你来了 Mom. I'm so glad you're here.
我都不知道你来不来得了 I didn't know if you were gonna make it.
-嗯 格雷格把他的Gibson SG卖了 -噢 Yeah. Greg pawned his Gibson sg. Oh.
-嗨 乔希 -嗨 Hi, Josh. Hey.
-哇 -嗯 - Wow. Heh. - Yeah.
我们很晚才收到你的回复 Well, we got your rsvps so late.
我们也不能随便乱改大厅的位置 We couldn't really move things around with the hall,
我希望你们不介意 so, um, I hope you guys don't mind
和艾米丽的堂兄坐在一起 sitting with Emily's cousins
-就是弹钢琴那个 -呵呵呵 and, like, our harpist. Heh, heh. Ha-ha-ha.
完全不介意 No, not at all.
我们也想学学钢琴呢 We'd love to learn some harp licks.
好的 拜 Okay, bye.
嗯 拜 Yeah, bye.
你能来对我真的意义重大 妈妈 It really means a lot to me that you came, mom.
嗨 我们是《不来梅五重唱》 Hi, we're the bremen quintet.
恭喜了 乔希和艾米丽 Congratulations, Josh and Emily.
拜 Bye.
-恭喜 -嗨 Congratulations. Hi.
不管我们坐在哪桌 So whatever table we're at,
-那桌就是最棒的 懂么? -嗯 - that's the cool table, okay? - Oh, yeah.
噢 那是亚当 Ooh. There's Adam.
他穿得可帅了 He's a sharp dresser.
-去打招呼吧 -嗯 Come on, go say hi. Mm...
走吧 Come on.
亚当 Adam.
-嗨 妈妈 -嘿 Hi, mom. Hey.
戴斯蒙 这是我母亲 琳达 Um, Desmond, this is my mother, Linda.
-很荣幸 -嗨 - A pleasure. - Hi.
原来亚当的颧骨是遗传自你的 I see where Adam gets his cheekbones.
我们在约会 We are seeing each other.
噢 太... 太棒了 Oh, that's... That's wonderful.
谢谢 Thanks.
亚当 我真高兴你遇到了爱的人 Adam, I'm so glad you met someone.
特别是这么帅气的人 Particularly someone so handsome.
-这是格雷格 我男友 -亚当 This is Greg, my boyfriend. Adam.
-你好 -戴思蒙 嗨 - Hello. - Desmond, hey.
很高兴认识你 领带真帅 格雷格 Nice to meet you. Oh, groovy tie, Greg.
你或许太年轻不知道 You're probably too young for this,
你听说过李小龙么 but have you heard of Bruce Lee?
我当然听说过李小龙 他最棒了 Of course I've heard of Bruce Lee. He's the man.
嗯 你和他挺像的 Yeah, you look just like him.
-谢谢 －一点也不像 Thanks. Not at all.
一点都不像 Not even a little.
你甚至都不是中国人 You're not even Chinese.
李小龙也不是中国人 Bruce Lee wasn't Chinese.
他出生在旧金山 He was born in San Francisco.
-是的 -噢 - Mm-hm. - Huh. Oh.
希望你们俩在一起很开心 享受你们的素食吧 Hope you have a nice time and enjoy your vegan meal.
哈哈哈 谢谢 Ha-ha-ha. Thank you.
我可是肉食系的 I'm a team member at total foods.
-我喜欢肉食 -哈哈哈 - Oh, I love total foods. - Ha-ha-ha.
你们男生都喜欢 哈哈哈 All you boys do. Ha-ha-ha.
好的 她肯定磕多了 Okay, she has got to be heavily medicated.
我喜欢她 I like her.
卡 Cut.
耶! Yeah!
开始了 Here we go.
噢... Aw...
你怎么生的格鲁姆? And how did you meet the groom?
噢 剖腹产 Oh. Caesarean section.
还是在布达佩斯 Budapest, actually.
是的 当时可真是... Yeah. It's gonna be, like, I don't know...
-我们得走了 -好 We need to... we need to go. Okay.
再见 大伙们 All right, folks.
-皮特 时候到了 -噢 Pete, it... it's time. Oh.
你的致辞 Your toast.
额... Hm. Well, um...
祝你好运 Good luck.
嗯... Well...
有演讲 All right, speech.
谢谢 Thanks.
大家伙 Hello, everybody. Ahem.
嗨 Yeah. Hi.
我... I'm, uh...
我叫瑞... 我叫琳达·布鲁梅尔 I'm Rick... I'm, heh, Linda brummel,
格鲁姆的母亲 mother of the groom.
我记得你们其中一些人 And I remember some of you from years ago.
很高兴再次 And it's nice to see...
很高兴再次见到你们 Nice to see you again.
额 起初 我不知道... Um, yeah, at first, I didn't know...
呼 呵呵 Whoo. Heh, heh.
该送乔希和艾米丽怎样的礼物 What to give Josh and Emily, you know, as a gift.
并不只是因为我身无分文 呵呵呵 Not only because I don't have any money, heh, heh, but...
不过也因为我己经很久没付出过了 But, ahem, also because there's so much I haven't given them.
我从来都不是一个普通母亲 I was never a traditional mom, right? Ha-ha-ha.
所以我也不会是一个普通的岳母 Um, so I won't be a traditional mother-in-law.
我希望如此 I hope. Ha-ha-ha.
所以我意识到 So I realized the only thing I have to give
我唯一能送给乔希和艾米丽的礼物 Josh and Emily is the only thing i...
也就是我送给大家的礼物 I have to give anyone.
我从来都不是一个好主妇 I was never much of a housekeeper
或者厨师 or a cook.
对吧? 哈哈哈 Ha, ha. Right? Ha-ha-ha.
但是我是音乐家 But I am a musician, you know?
将一切奉献给了音乐 That's all I am.
这也是我的礼物 And that's what I have to give,
所以我想将我的一切 so I would like to give all I have to my...
送给我的儿子和他那美丽的妻子 My son and his beautiful wife...
现在 Right now.
伙计们 你们能出来了 Boys, you can come out.
噢 我也想感谢我孩子的另一个母亲 Oh. I wanna thank my children's other mother...
感谢所做的一切 For everything.
-天呐 -怎么回事? - Oh, god. - What happened?
没事的 It's okay.
乔希 他们是谁? Josh, who are they?
好像是 《闪电》乐队 I think that's the flash.
我之前的吉他比较酷 I usually have a way cooler guitar.
这是"布鲁斯·斯普林斯汀"的歌 This is a tune by Bruce Springsteen.
献给乔希和艾米丽 And this is for Josh and Emily.
1 2 One, two.
-我去... -不 I'm just gonna... No.
我只是... Well, I was...
快去阻止啊 Do something. Heh.
-看来我们得上台去 -那我们的第一支舞怎么办? I think we gotta go up there. What about our first dance?
-按照排练的跳就行 -可是歌都不对 We'll do what we rehearsed. Not the right song.
-边都不沾 -我们可以的 Not even close. We'll be all right.
而且节奏太快了 And it's too damn fast.
-啊! -来吧 - Aah! - Come on.
呼! Whoo!
再来一次 One more.