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- 我嚇到你啦！ - 不，你沒有 - I scared you! - No, you didn't.
好了！大家都把考察旅行規則記好 Okay! Remember our field trip rules, everyone.
不許推搡，不許咬人，不許噴火！ No pushing, no biting, and no fire breathing!
剛才說到哪兒了？ What did I just say?
十八，十九… Eighteen, nineteen...
好了，我們少了個同學 是誰？ Okay, we're missing one. Who are we missing?
是大眼仔麥克 Mike Wazowski.
謝謝你，喬 Thanks, Joe.
很幸運能完成你的猜字遊戲 Good luck finishing your crossword puzzle.
- 對不起，邁克爾 我沒看到你 - 沒關係 - Sorry, Michael. I didn't see you. - That's okay.
我在車上找到了一枚硬幣！ When I was on the bus, I found a nickel!
真希望身上能有個兜 I wish I had pockets.
好了，大家分組 挑一個隊友吧 Okay, everyone, partner up. Get your field trip buddy.
傑瑞米！你和我好嗎？好吧，不要緊 Jeremy! You and me? Okay, no biggie.
海莉？不想？你和克萊爾一組？ Hailey? No? Pairing up with Claire?
好主意 她是個好夥伴 Great choice. She's a good egg.
拉塞爾 Russell.
麥克？大眼仔？ Mike? Wazowski?
我們一組好嗎？ We car-pool?
我們是表親啊 We're cousins.
好吧 選的真不錯 Okay. Good catching up.
好吧，邁克爾，看來又是你我一組了 Well, Michael, it looks like it's you and me again.
快點，凱倫 我們掉隊啦 Come on, Karen. We're falling behind.
請別叫我凱倫 Please don't call me Karen.
現在，大家跟緊了 Now, stay close together.
我們正在進入一個非常危險的區域 We're entering a very dangerous area.
歡迎來到驚嚇車間 Welcome to the Scare Floor.
這裏就是我們收集尖叫能量 This is where we collect the Scream Energy
給全城供電的地方 to power our whole world.
現在誰能告訴我從事這項工作的人叫什麼名字嗎？ And can anyone tell me whose job it is to go get that scream?
- 驚嚇員！ - 沒錯！ - Scarers! - That's right!
現在，誰能給我演示一個最恐怖的吼叫？ Now, which one of you can give me the scariest roar?
我，我，我！ Me, me, me!
先生！在這兒！這個小綠球，兩點方向！ Sir! Right here! Little green guy, two o'clock!
不，應該像這樣 No, it's like this.
嘿，夥計們，聽聽這個 Hey, guys, watch this one.
嘿，我吼得才最棒… Hey, I got a really good...
好吧，你們好，孩子們 Well, hey there, kids.
是來參加學校考察旅行的嗎？ Are you on a tour with your school?
- 是的！ - 是的 - Yeah! - Yes.
我們是來這裏考察尖叫能量生產過程 We're here to learn about Scream Energy
以及如何成為一名驚嚇員的 and what it takes to be a Scarer.
好吧，嘿，你挺走運 Well, hey, you're in luck,
因為我正好是一名驚嚇員 because I just happen to be a Scarer.
是我的大學成就了我的一切 I learned everything I know from my school,
怪獸大學 Monsters University.
驚嚇界中最好的大學 It's the best Scaring School there is.
想得美！恐懼技能學院才是最好的 You wish! Fear Tech's the best.
好吧 看完之後再告訴我 Okay. You guys watch us and tell me
哪所學校才是最棒的 好嗎？ which school's the best. All right?
就是怪大 MU is.
走吧，各位！ Let's go, everybody!
西海岸上線中 West coast coming online.
驚嚇員準備 Scarers coming out.
小心 停下來 Oops. Stop right there.
別越過安全線 Don't cross over that safety line.
人類小孩是劇毒的 Human children are extremely toxic.
快看那！ Look at that!
嘿，夥計們，小心點兒！ Whoa! Hey, guys, watch the eye! Ow!
快看那！太神奇了！ Look at that! It's amazing!
我知道！ I know!
借過 兄弟們 Excuse me. Fellas.
最高的站到後面如何？ How about we do tallest in the back?
看，他要開始真正的驚嚇了！ Look, he's going to do a real Scare!
- 酷 我想成為驚嚇員 - 是啊 我也是 - Cool. I want to be a Scarer. - Yeah. Me, too.
拜託，各位 我也想看看 Come on, guys. I want to see.
別擋道，大眼仔 Out of the way, Wazowski.
你不屬於尖叫樓層 You don't belong on a Scare Floor.
布萊恩！不要越線 Brian! Do not step over the line.
格裏夫斯女士，邁克爾過線啦 Mrs. Graves, Michael went over the line.
邁克爾！ Michael!
看吧？我告訴過你 他沒事 See? I told you. He's fine.
好吧，我的確聽到了動靜 Well, I thought I heard something.
怎麼了？ What?
你沒事吧？ Are you okay?
你會受傷的！ You could have gotten hurt!
我不懂怎麼會發生的！ I don't understand how this could happen!
那可太危險了，孩子 That was real dangerous, kid.
我都不知道你在那兒 I didn't even know you were in there.
我也不知道你能回來 Wow. I didn't even know you were in there.
不錯嘛，孩子 Not bad, kid.
邁克爾，有什麼要對自己說的嗎？ Michael, what do you have to say for yourself?
怎樣才能成為驚嚇員呢？ How do I become a Scarer?
怪獸大學到了！有誰下車嗎？ Monsters University! Anybody getting off?
好啦，各位，我不是故意要煽情的 Well, everyone, I don't mean to get emotional,
但是我人生的一切都是為了這一時刻 but everything in my life has led to this moment.
希望這不會是我個人夢想的開端 Let it not be just the beginning of my dream
而是大家夢想的開端 but the beginning of all of our dreams.
格拉迪斯，答應我要常聯繫 Gladys, promise me you'll keep auditioning.
瑪麗，你的真命天子就在某個地方 Marie, Mr. Right is out there somewhere.
菲爾，藥要記得堅持吃 Phil, keep using the ointment till that thing goes away.
希望你們一切都好 非常感謝大家 I wish you all the best. Thank you all so much!
我都快流眼淚了，現在，給我下車 I'm welling up with tears. Now, get off.
你好 還好嗎？ Hello. How are you doing?
劃啊！劃啊！ Stroke! Stroke!
加油，都打起精神來！ Come on, put all you have into it!
衝啊！衝啊！ Stroke! Stroke!
好吧！首要任務 Okay! First thing on my list,
報到 get registered.
你好，新人 我是傑伊 Hey there, freshman. I'm Jay the R.A.,
新生報到往那個方向走 and I'm here to say that registration is thataway!
- 好的，傑伊 - 報到愉快 - Okay, Jay. - Have a great first day.
嘿，我叫凱！這是你的新生手冊 Hey, I'm Kay! Here's your orientation packet.
謝謝，凱 Thanks, Kay.
你可以把行李放在這裏 You can drop your bags off here
然後到泰銳那裏拍照 and get your picture taken with Trey.
- 說茄子！ - 茄子！ - Say hooray! - Hooray!
難以置信 I can't believe it.
我是真正的大學生啦！ I'm officially a college student!
好了，大夥兒，我是費伊 Okay, everyone, I'm Fay,
我將帶領你們開始大學的參觀之旅！ and I'll be giving you your orientation tour on this perfect day!
這裏是學生學習 Here are the labs where students learn
設計和建造通往人類世界大門的實驗室 to design and build the doors to the Human World.
看起來教授正好要測試一扇門！ Looks like the professor is about to test a door!
怪大食堂提供有充足的自助餐 The MU cafeteria serves a full buffet,
一天三頓 three meals a day.
我個人相信這裏有全世界最好的廚師 I personally believe we have some of the best chefs in the world.
學校有各種專業可供選擇 The campus offers a wide variety of majors,
但是怪大最好的學院就是驚嚇學院 but the crown jewel of MU is the Scaring School.
歡迎參加辯論隊 Welcome to the Debate Team.
很高興你能成為我們的一員 We're happy to have you.
反方辯詞如下 I disagree for the following reasons.
真正的快樂來源於其理論結構… True happiness is a theoretical construct...
你好！探尋天文奇觀 Hey there! Keep your eye on the sky
盡在天文學會！ at the Astronomy Club!
加入「誰最強」俱樂部ua Come join the lmprov Club.
你會希望自己…永遠…一直… You'll wish you were a... Never... Always...
啊，見鬼！ Ah, dang it!
怪大希臘學會 MU's Greek Council.
我們會發起年度驚嚇大賽 We sponsor the annual Scare Games.
驚嚇什麼來著？ The Scare what now?
驚嚇大賽呀！超級刺激的驚嚇賽事！ The Scare Games! A super-intense Scaring competition!
極度危險，任何事都有可能發生 They're crazy dangerous, so anything could happen.
去年有一大群選手進了醫院！ A bunch of guys went to the hospital last year!
- 甚至會被嚇死 - 但值得如此 - You could totally die. - And it's worth it.
給你一個機會證明自己是最強的！ You get a chance to prove that you are the best!
好酷 Cool.
大眼仔，319寢室 Wazowski, Room 319.
知道嗎，你的室友也是驚嚇專業的 You know, your roommate is a Scaring major, too.
「你好，我是你的室友」 哦，太俗了 "Hello, I'm your roommate." Oh, that's too bland.
管他呢 順其自然吧 Don't force it. Just let it happen.
你一輩子的好朋友就在門後了 Your lifelong best friend is right behind this door.
你好 我是你的室友 Hey there. I'm your roomie.
我叫藍道·博格斯 驚嚇專業的 Name's Randy Boggs. Scaring major.
我叫大眼仔麥克，也是驚嚇專業的 Mike Wazowski, Scaring major.
我敢說我們會成為最好的室友，麥克 I can tell we're going to be best chums, Mike.
選張床吧 Take whichever bed you want.
我想你有這個優先權 I wanted you to have first dibs.
你就這樣消失了 You just disappeared.
對不起 如果在班上這麼做，我會被笑話的 Sorry. If I do that in Scaring class, I'll be a joke.
不，這非常好 你得學會使用它 No, it's totally great. You got to use it.
- 真的？ - 當然，不過得把眼鏡摘了 - Really? - Yeah, but lose the glasses.
他們都是這樣做的 They give it away.
好了！ Okay!
內務 完成 掛海報 完成 Unpack. Check. Hang posters. Check.
現在我只需要開始課程，然後光榮畢業 Now I just need to ace my classes, graduate with honors,
成為最偉大的驚嚇員 and become the greatest Scarer ever.
老兄，我真希望能有你這份自信，麥克 Boy, l wish I had your confidence, Mike.
你難道不緊張嗎？ Aren't you even a little nervous?
說實話，沒 Actually, no.
我一輩子都在等待這一時刻 I've been waiting for this my whole life.
我都等不及想要開始了 I just can't wait to get started.
哦，天哪！上課第一天我不能遲到！ Oh, man! I can't be late on the first day!
開什麼國際玩笑 You got to be kidding me.
我好緊張！ I'm so nervous!
放鬆 一切都會好的 Relax. It will be fine.
早上好，同學們 Good morning, students.
歡迎來到驚嚇101教室 Welcome to Scaring 101.
我是奈特教授 I am Professor Knight.
我確信你們都是當地最優秀的怪物 Now I'm sure all of you were the scariest monster in your town.
好吧，壞消息是，孩子們 在我這裏你們不是 Well, bad news, kids. You're in my town now,
而且我不輕易嚇人 and I do not scare easily.
郝刻薄院長 這可真是個大驚喜啊 Dean Hardscrabble. This is a pleasant surprise.
她是個傳奇 She's a legend.
她打破了全天驚嚇紀錄 She broke the all-time Scare Record
憑借那巨大的尖叫儲能罐！ with the scream in that very can!
我不是故意打斷你們的 I don't mean to interrupt.
我只是不經意間想看看 I just thought I'd drop by
加入我研究課題的生面孔 to see the terrifying faces joining my program.
好吧，我相信同學們會願意聽聽 Well, I'm sure my students would love to hear
您的靈感的 a few words of inspiration.
靈感？非常好 Inspiration? Very well.
恐懼是一隻怪物所擁有的真正財富 Scariness is the true measure of a monster.
如果你不嚇人 If you're not scary
你還好意思說自己是怪物嗎？ what kind of a monster are you?
我的工作就是讓強者更強 It's my job to make great students greater,
而不是讓弱者更弱 not make mediocre students less mediocre.
這就是為什麼會有期末考試的原因 That is why at the end of the semester there will be a final exam.
不及格就會被開除 Fail that exam and you are out of the Scaring program.
所以，但願在座的都能受到啟發 So, I should hope you're all properly inspired.
好了 好了 All right. All right.
誰能告訴我一個有效吼叫的精髓是什麼？ Who can tell me the properties of an effective roar?
你說？ Yes?
其實包含五點 There are actually five.
分別是吼叫的共鳴 Those include the roar's resonance,
吼叫的持續性，還有… the duration of the roar, and the...
啊哦 對不起 Whoops. Sorry.
我聽到有人說「吼叫」 I heard someone say "roar,"
所以就小試了一下 so I just kind of went for it.
哦，借過，對不起 Oh, excuse me, sorry.
我不是故意嚇唬大家的 I didn't mean to scare you there.
嘿，你好嗎？ Hey, how you doing?
很棒的吼叫，你叫… Very impressive, Mister...
蘇利文 毛怪蘇利文 Sullivan. Jimmy Sullivan.
蘇利文 Sullivan.
就像比爾·蘇利文，那個驚嚇員？ Like Bill Sullivan, the Scarer?
是的 他是我爸爸 Yeah. He's my dad.
他是蘇利文！ He's a Sullivan!
我就知道 期待你更好的表現 I should have known. I expect big things from you.
當然，決不讓你失望 Well, you won't be disappointed.
額…對不起 我能繼續嗎？ I'm sorry. Should I keep going?
不，不用了 蘇利文先生已經展示過了 No, no. Mr. Sullivan's covered it.
大家拿出課本 Everyone take out your Scaring textbooks
翻到第一章 and open them to chapter one.
嘿，小傢伙 能借支鉛筆嗎？ Hey, bub. Can I borrow a pencil?
我忘帶文具了 I forgot all my stuff.
好勒 是的 就這樣 就這樣 All right. Yes. There we go. That will get it.
嗯…舒服 Yeah.
拜託，麥克 這是兄弟會 Come on, Mike. It's a fraternity
和女學員聯誼會 我們必須得去！ and sorority party. We have to go!
如果驚嚇考試不及格，我們就玩兒完了 If we flunk that Scaring final, we are done.
我絕不會失敗的 I'm not taking any chances.
你有這個學年可以學習 You've got the whole semester to study,
但是交朋友可能只有一次機會啊 but this might be our only chance to get in good with the cool kids.
所以我做了這些小蛋糕 That's why I made these cupcakes.
差點鬧笑話了 That could have been embarrassing.
不達目標，誓不罷休 When I'm a Scarer, life will be a nonstop party.
別自找麻煩，野小子 Stay out of trouble, wild man.
野小子 Wild man.
怎麼回事… What the...
阿奇！ Archie!
你是誰… What are you...
等等…你在噓我嗎？你不能… Wait... You're shushing me? You can't...
- 他去哪兒了？ - 他死定了 - Where did he go? - He's dead meat.
- 他現在惹上大麻煩了 - 沒錯 - That guy's in big trouble. - Yeah, he is.
嘿，夥計們！在這兒！ Hey, guys! Over here!
一群草包 Fear Tech dummies.
- 對不起啦，兄弟 - 為什麼跑到我的房間？ - Sorry about that, buddy. - Why are you in my room?
你的房間？這是我的… Your room? This is my...
這不是我的房間 This is not my room.
阿奇！快來，寶貝 Archie! Come here, boy.
阿奇？ Archie?
它是只嚇人豬 是那幫草包的吉祥物 Archie the Scare Pig. He's Fear Tech's mascot.
它為什麼會在這兒？ Why is it here?
我偷的 準備把它送去吼叫精英隊 I stole it. Going to take it to the RORs.
送哪兒？ The what?
吼叫精英隊 全校最棒的兄弟會 Roar Omega Roar. The top fraternity on campus.
他們只吸納精英中的精英 They only accept the highly elite.
好吧，我提床，你去抓它 Okay, I'll lift the bed, you grab the pig.
- 好了嗎？一，二，三 - 什麼？不，不… - Ready? One, two, three. - What? No, no... What...
就這樣 別讓它跑了 That's it. Don't let go.
小心 它會咬人哦 Careful. He's a biter.
抓住了！ I got him!
太刺激了！ That was awesome!
我在幹什麼哪？我是毛怪蘇利文 What am I doing? James P. Sullivan.
大眼仔麥克 Mike Wazowski.
聽著，見到你很高興 Listen, it was quite delightful meeting you
不管怎麼樣 and whatever that is,
但是如果你不介意，我得學習了 but if you don't mind, I have to study my Scaring.
驚嚇根本就不需要學 做就是了 You don't need to study Scaring. You just do it.
真的？我覺得沒有那麼簡單 Really? I think there's a little more to it than that.
但是，嘿，感謝你的造訪 But, hey, thanks for stopping by.
放開那東西！ Let go of that!
- 我的帽子！ - 我的豬！ - My hat! - My pig!
給我過來 Come here!
抓住它！ Catch it!
回到這裏！ Come back here!
漂亮！ Yeah!
一直往前走！ Ride it to frat row!
他的觸角和他的翅膀，他們… Tentacles and serpent's wings, they...
加油，加油，加油！ Go, go, go!
快點！ Come on!
要小蛋糕嗎？ Cupcake?
抓住啦！ Got it!
恐懼專業吉祥物！任務完成！ Fear Tech's mascot! MU rules!
怪大！怪大！怪大！ M-U! M-U! M-U!
看到他抓住那隻豬了嗎？ Did you see him catch that pig?
你是塊當大只佬的好材料，新人 You are Jaws Theta Chi material, freshman.
哦，謝謝 我不知道… Thanks. I don't know...
不，不，不 他是我們的人 No, no, no. He's an Omega Howl guy.
- 走開 我們先到的 - 沒門兒 我們先到的！ - Back off. We saw him first. - No way. We did!
我要定他了，先生們 I'll take it from here, gentlemen.
約翰尼·沃辛頓，吼叫精英隊主席 Johnny Worthington, president of Roar Omega Roar.
叫什麼名字，藍大個兒？ What's your name, big blue?
毛怪蘇利文 朋友都叫我蘇利 Jimmy Sullivan. Friends call me Sulley.
這傢伙叫蘇利文？是那個有名的蘇利文嗎？ This guy's a Sullivan? Like the famous Sullivan?
難以置信！這太瘋狂了！ I can't believe it! That is crazy!
- 切特，冷靜 - 對不起 - Chet, calm down. - I'm sorry.
蘇利，每個有勇氣的新會員都會 Sulley, any freshman with the guts to pull off a stunt like that
貼上「未來驚星」的標籤 has got "Future Scarer" written all over him.
嘿，看到我騎那隻豬了嗎？那也需要勇氣啊 Hey, did you see me ride the pig? That took guts.
慢點，蠢貨 這裏只允許驚嚇專業學生進入 Slow down, squirt. This party is for Scare students only.
哦，對不起，殺手，但是你可能會想和 Sorry, killer, but you might want to hang out
那些傢伙聚聚 with someone a little more your speed.
他們挺滑稽的！ They look fun!
你好 想加入我們OK兄弟隊嗎？ Hey there. Want to join Oozma Kappa?
有蛋糕贈送哦 We have cake.
去玩兒吧 Go crazy.
這是在耍我嗎？ Is that a joke?
蘇利，和你的朋友說說 Sulley, talk to your friend.
哦，他並不是我的朋友，但好吧 He's not really my friend, but sure.
你聽到了 這是驚嚇專業學生的聚會 You heard him. This is a party for Scare students.
我就是這個專業的 I am a Scare student.
我指的是真正會嚇人的 I mean for Scare students who actually,
你懂的，有天賦的人 you know, have a chance.
哦，說中了！ Aw, snap!
我的天賦和你一樣的好 My chances are just as good as yours.
你和我都不是一路人 You're not even in the same league with me.
等著瞧吧，大天才 Just wait, hotshot.
今年我會嚇死你 I'm going to scare circles around you this year.
好吧 我很期待 Okay. I'd like to see that.
不用擔心 你會的 Don't worry. You will.
準備好 Ready position.
普通吼叫 Common crouch.
我想要看到你們豎起的毛和黃色的牙 普通咆哮@ I want to see matted fur and yellow teeth. Basic snarl.
讓我看到你們猙獰的面孔 Show me some slobber.
猙獰是工具，孩子們 要運用它 Drool is a tool, kids. Use it.
這才是看著像驚嚇員的怪獸 Now here is a monster who looks like a Scarer.
想要通過這個專業課，最好吃飯 You want a hope of passing this class, you better eat,
呼吸，睡覺都要想著嚇人 breathe, and sleep Scaring.
好！ Yeah!
換一題 Give me another one.
- 對蜘蛛的恐懼癥狀叫？ - 蜘蛛恐懼癥 - Fear of spiders. - Arachnophobia.
- 對雷電的恐懼叫？ - 閃電恐懼癥 - Fear of thunder. - Keraunophobia.
- 對筷子的恐懼叫？ - 筷子恐懼癥 - Fear of chopsticks! - Consecotaleophobia.
這算什麼，幼兒園的測試題？給我來個有難度的 What is this, kindergarten? Give me a hard one.
怪大一出手！打遍天下無敵手！ Go Monsters U! You know what to do!
答案是C，尖牙 The answer is C, fangs.
幹得好，大眼仔先生 Well done, Mr. Wazowski.
- 一碗蜘蛛！ - 正確！ - A bowl of spiders! - Correct!
- 黑暗中奔跑的小丑！ - 又對了 - A clown running in the dark! - Right again.
按順序是長瘤，生瘡，得痣 Warts, boils, and moles, in that order.
太棒了！ Outstanding!
食人魔 Ogre slump.
殭屍咆哮 Zombie snarl.
統治級的銀背大猩猩 Dominant silverback gorilla.
進步很顯著，邁克爾 That is some remarkable improvement, Michael.
光憑一張恐怖的臉可成不了驚嚇員啊，蘇利文先生 One frightening face does not a Scarer make, Mr. Sullivan.
一個流著口水的駱駝鬼臉 A Tauntaun Grimace with Extra Slobber.
- 答對了！ - 這就是我要的 - You got it! - That's what I'm saying.
我要把那小百事通打的屁滾尿流 I am going to wipe the floor with that little know-it-all.
沒錯，相信你，大藍個兒 Yes, you are, big blue.
嘿，等等 你在幹什麼… Hey, wait. What are you guys...
只是以防萬一 It's just a precaution.
吼叫精英隊必須得是全校最好的，蘇利文 RORs are the best Scarers on campus, Sullivan.
我們可不能吸納連個鄉巴佬都比不過的會員 Can't have a member getting shown up by a beach ball.
我蓄勢待發 I am on a roll.
我會徹底擊敗那個傢伙 I'm going to destroy that guy.
那也你就能馬上回歸組織了 Well, then you'll get this back right away.
是時候開始履行你蘇利文家的承諾了 It's time to start delivering on that Sullivan name.
今天的考試將測試你們嚇唬小孩的能力 Today's final will judge your ability to assess a child's fear
然後進行現場的模擬驚嚇測驗 and perform the appropriate Scare in the Scare Simulator.
小孩子的敏感等級將提升 The Child Sensitivity Level will be raised
從尿床提升到深度睡眠 from Bed-wetter to Heavy Sleeper,
所以大家加油吧 so give it everything you've got.
郝刻薄院長會和我一起監考 Dean Hardscrabble is with us this morning
來決定誰會進入驚嚇課題研究項目 to see who will be moving on in the Scaring program
誰會被淘汰 and who will not.
考試開始 Let's get started.
假設我是一個害怕蜘蛛和聖誕老人的五歲小女孩 I am a five-year-old girl afraid of spiders and Santa Claus.
你會用哪種驚嚇方式？ Which Scare do you use?
有季節性的匍匐爬行 That's a Seasonal Creep and Crawl.
請演示 Demonstrate.
成績會貼在我辦公室外面 下一個 Results will be posted outside my office. Next.
集中精力 Focus.
約翰遜，爆裂嚎叫 答對了！ Johnson, Crackle and Howl. Yes!
嘿 撿起來好嗎？ Hey. Do you mind?
才不呢 Don't mind at all.
得了，麥克 我們走吧 Come on, Mike. Let's just move.
別擋我的道兒 Stay out of my way.
不像你，我可是要努力加入課題研究組的 Unlike you, I had to work hard to get into the Scare program.
那是因為你根本不是這塊料 That's because you don't belong here.
看，我就說嘛 That's what I thought.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
這是個意外 It was an accident.
什麼？為了這個？ What? This?
我人生中的一個小紀念品？ My one souvenir from a lifetime of Scaring?
意外隨時會發生，不是嗎？ Accidents happen, don't they.
重要的是沒人受傷 The important thing is no one got hurt.
您的反應真讓我吃驚啊 You're taking this remarkably well.
現在，考試繼續 Now, let's continue the exams.
大眼仔先生，假設我是個五歲小女孩 Mr. Wazowski, I'm a five-year-old girl
住在堪薩斯的農場，害怕閃電 on a farm in Kansas afraid of lightning.
你會用哪種驚嚇方式？ Which Scare do you use?
我不是該站到那上面去… Shouldn't I go up on the...
用什麼方式？ Which Scare do you use?
伴隨著爆裂叫喊的影子閃現 That is a Shadow Approach with a Crackle Holler.
請演示 Demonstrate.
- 好了，謝謝 - 可是我還沒演示… - Stop. Thank you. - But I didn't get to...
我已經知道了 I've seen enough.
假設我是個七歲的小男孩… I'm a seven-year-old boy...
我還沒說完呢 I wasn't finished.
我不需要知道這些瑣碎的細節 I don't need to know any of that stuff to scare.
這些「細節」會告訴你 That "stuff" would've informed you
其實這個男孩怕蛇 that this particular child is afraid of snakes.
所以你的吼叫不會嚇到他，反而會讓他大哭 So a roar wouldn't make him scream, it would make him cry,
驚醒他的父母，然後暴露我們的世界 alerting his parents, exposing the monster world,
進而消滅我們 destroying life as we know it,
後果是我們無法承受的 and of course we can't have that.
所以恐怕我不能舉薦你 So I'm afraid I cannot recommend that you continue
進入課題研究項目 再見 in the Scaring program. Good day.
等等，什麼？但我是蘇利文家族的 Wait, what? But I'm a Sullivan.
那麼，你的家族肯定會感到很失望的 Well then, I'm sure your family will be very disappointed.
還有，大眼仔先生，你的某些不足 And, Mr. Wazowski, what you lack is something
靠教是無法彌補的 that cannot be taught.
你根本不嚇人 You're not scary.
你也不能繼續驚嚇課題研究項目 You will not be continuing in the Scaring program.
求你了 讓我再試試模擬演示 我會給你個驚喜的 Please. Let me try the simulator. I'll surprise you.
給我個驚喜？我表示強烈的懷疑 Surprise me? I doubt that very much.
歡迎回來 Welcome back.
希望你們度過了一個愉快的假期 I hope everyone had a pleasant break.
有人說作為尖叫儲能罐的設計師很無聊 Some say that a career as a scream-can designer is boring,
毫無挑戰，是對怪物潛能的極大浪費 unchallenging, a waste of a monster's potential.
翻開課本到第三章 Open your textbooks to chapter three.
我們現在開始學習 We will now plunge into the rich history
儲能罐設計歷史 of scream-can design.
滾開！ Out of my way!
借過！哦，對不起 Coming through! Sorry.
歡迎來到本年度驚嚇淘汰賽 Welcome to this year's Greek Scare Games kickoff.
驚嚇比賽！好啊！ The Scare Games! Yeah!
好啦，放鬆 Okay, relax.
有請特邀嘉賓，本賽事的創始人 We have a special guest, the founder of the games,
郝刻薄院長 Dean Hardscrabble.
下午好 Good afternoon.
學生時代，我創立這項賽事 As a student, I created these games
作為一種友好競爭 as a friendly competition,
但要準備好 but be prepared.
把獎盃帶回家 To take home the trophy,
你必須是校內實力最強的怪物 you must be the most fearsome monsters on campus.
所以祝大家好運，期待冠軍的誕生 So good luck, and may the best monsters win.
好了，各位 All right, everybody.
我們現場報名截止，期待大家的… We're closing down sign-ups, so we'll see you all...
等等！ Wait!
我要報名！ I'm signing up!
什麼？ What?
額…你必須得是兄弟會會員才有報名資格 You have to be in a fraternity to compete.
看看本屆驚嚇大賽的冠軍得主吧 Behold the next winning fraternity of the Scare Games,
兄弟們，我的兄弟們，OK兄弟隊！ the brothers, my brothers, of Oozma Kappa!
大家好 Hi.
大眼仔先生，你在幹什麼？ Mr. Wazowski, what are you doing?
你剛說了，冠軍會是全校最強的怪物 You just said the winners are the most fearsome monsters on campus.
如果我贏了，那就意味著你淘汰了 If I win, it means you kicked out the best Scarer
全校最強的驚嚇員 in the whole school.
這不可能 That won't happen.
咱們打個賭如何？ How about a little wager?
如果我贏了，你就讓我參加驚嚇課題研究項目 If I win, you let me back in the Scaring program.
這能證明什麼呢？ And what would that prove?
證明你錯了 That you were wrong.
很好 Very well.
如果你贏了，我就讓你的小組 If you win, I will let your entire team
進入驚嚇項目組裏 into the Scare program.
但如果你輸了 But if you lose,
你就必須離開怪物大學 you will leave Monsters University.
成交 Deal.
現在你的任務就是去湊足人員來 Now all you need to do is find enough members to compete.
我們不是有六個人了嗎？ We need six guys, right?
不好意思，老大 Sorry, chief.
我們統計的是身體，不是人頭 We count bodies, not heads.
那傢伙只能算一個人 That dude counts as one.
有人願意加入我們小組嗎？還有人落單嗎？ Anybody else want to join our team? Anyone at all?
請讓讓 不好意思 我遲到了 Excuse me. Sorry. I'm late.
- 能讓讓不？ - 藍道！ - Can I squeeze by you? - Randy!
藍道，謝天謝地 我的隊伍需要你 Randy, thank goodness. I need you on my team.
對不起 我已經有隊伍了 Sorry. I'm already on a team.
博格斯 Boggs.
我當然是想要跟土豪一起玩，麥克 I'm finally in With the cool kids, Mike.
別責備我啦 Don't blow this for me.
表演一下 Do the thing.
他到哪兒去了？ Where did he go?
拜託，再來個人 Please, anybody.
我還需要多一個怪物 只要一個就夠了！ I need one more monster. Just one more!
是啊，不好意思呢 看起來形勢不行啊 Yeah, sorry. Doesn't look good.
我們必須繼續流程了 你的隊伍可不樂觀啊 We have to move on. Your team doesn't qualify.
不，沒事的！ Yes, it does!
你神一般的隊友到了 The star player has just arrived.
別鬧！來個別人吧！求你了！任何誰都行 No way! Someone else! Please! Anyone else.
我們要提交名單了，好嗎？ We're shutting down sign-ups, okay?
他是你隊上的嗎？ Is he on your team or not?
快點！別磨蹭了！ Come on! Let's go!
好吧！是的，他是我的人 Fine! Yes, he's on my team.
多保重 Good luck.
好了，大眼仔，計劃是什麼？ All right, Wazowski, what's the plan?
這裏就是兄弟會大屋？ This is a fraternity house?
嗨，隊友們！快進來！ Hey there, teammateys! Come on aboard!
我僅代表OK兄弟隊的領導 As the president of Oozma Kappa,
歡迎你們來到你們的新家 it is my honor to welcome you to your new home.
我們稱這房間為「派對中心」 We call this room "Party Central."
但實際上，我們還沒在這裏舉辦過派對呢 Technically, we haven't actually had a party here yet.
但如果要搞，肯定嗨爆！ But when we do, we'll be ready!
熱可可列車過來了！ The hot cocoa train is coming through!
下一站…你！ Next stop... You!
我想先開始自我介紹… I would like to start us off first by...
那麼，你們是驚嚇專業的嗎？ So, you guys are Scaring majors?
是的！但我們都沒能堅持得太久 We were! None of us lasted very long.
我想我們都不是那郝刻薄老頭需要的人才 I guess we just weren't what old Hardscrabble was looking for.
老唐卡爾頓，成人學生 Don Carlton, mature student.
在紡織專業待了30年了 Thirty years in the textile industry
小唐都變老唐了 and then old dandy Don got downsized.
我想如果我沒能加入你們的隊伍 Figured I could throw myself a pity party,
那就還是要回到學校去學習電腦操作了 or go back to school and learn the computers.
你好 我叫泰銳，帶個… Hello. I'm Terry with a
而我叫泰瑞，是「裏」的！我是舞蹈專業的！ And I'm Terri with an "I"! I'm a dance major!
但我不是 And I'm not.
五，六，七，八！ Five, six, seven, eight!
七，八，轉身！然後…你為什麼不轉？ Seven, eight, turn! And... Why didn't you turn?
因為我們沒說過要跳舞呢！ Because we never agreed to do this!
但你說這樣會很酷呢！ You said this was going to be cool!
沒人說過這個很酷 No one said this was gonna be cool.
- 現在我可囧了 - 你囧個什麼了？ - Now I'm embarrassed. - Now you're embarrassed?
對，因為現在是在大庭廣眾表演呢！ Yes, because it's in front of people!
拋開臉面別鬧了 You should wake up embarrassed.
我是阿拱！新哲學系的 I'm Art! New Age philosophy major.
很高興與你們生死與共，無論是生 Excited to live with you and laugh with you,
還是死 and cry with you.
現在你們肯定是想要一段夢幻之旅 Thought you might like to keep a dream journal.
看我都忘了些什麼 Guess that leaves me.
我叫史乖寶 My name's Scott Squibbles.
我的朋友都叫我史乖寶 My friends call me Squishy.
我是中立，無攻擊性的 I'm undeclared, unattached,
但除這裏之外沒地方歡迎我了 and unwelcome pretty much everywhere but here.
現在我們都一一介紹過了 Now that we've all been introduced,
作為隊伍的領袖… as captain of our team...
那麼，你們應該都沒有過驚嚇經歷吧？ So, basically, you guys have no Scaring experience?
是不多！但我們現在有你呢！ Not a lot! But now we've got you!
你可是我見過最棒的驚嚇大佬呢 You're about the scariest fella I've ever seen.
儘管那粉紅圓點花紋有點娘炮 Even with them pink polka dots.
謝了 Thanks.
那個，是我帶了這個大傢伙來的 Actually, I think I bring the whole package.
你手掌有我臉那麼大！ Your hands are as big as my face!
他就像長著毛的大山！ He's like a mountain with fur!
嘿，別鬧了 手這麼大我都沒法幹活的 Come on. I don't even work out.
對，我也是 又不是我自己想變那麼大的 Yeah, me neither. I don't want to get too big.
我們一度認為我們的夢碎了 We thought our dreams were over,
但麥克說了如果我們能贏 but Mike said if we win,
他們就會讓我們加入驚嚇項目組 they're letting us in the Scaring program.
我們會成為真正的驚嚇員的！ We're going to be real Scarers!
- 還會是最棒的！ - 廢話！ - The best! - You betcha!
對！最棒的 Yeah! Right.
這裏是你們夢寐以求的地方，夥計們 And here's what you've been waiting for, fellas.
歡迎來到奧斯馬卡帕的臥室 Your very own Oozma Kappa bedroom.
- 太棒了！ - 我們一起用這房間嗎？ - Great! - We're sharing this room?
我們會幫你們整頓好的 We'll let you guys get settled.
有任何需要的，只需大喊一聲！ Anything you need, you just give a big holler-oonie!
好的，謝了，夥計 你沒在耍我吧？ Okay, thanks, buddy. Are you kidding me?
看吧，他們不一定要是優秀人才 Look, they don't need to be good.
因為我將帶領這隊伍 I'm going to carry the whole team.
是嗎？那誰來帶領你呢？ Really? And who's going to carry you?
嘿，如果你反悔了 Hey, if you want to go back to can design,
門在那兒，請自便 you know where the door is.
很好 Great.
夥計們？ Guys?
有人在家嗎？ anybody home?
有人嗎？ Hello?
小夥伴們？ Fellas?
你能以你的靈魂向OK兄弟隊起誓嗎？ Do you pledge your souls to the Oozma Kappa brotherhood?
你能發誓保守秘密… Do you swear to keep secret...
在這裏所學到的一切嗎？ all that you learn here?
無論任何威逼利誘？ No matter how horrifying?
你能遵守驚嚇誓言… Will you take the sacred oath of the...
- 我了個去 - 小甜心！ - For crying out loud. - Sweetie!
既然人在這就開個燈啊！ Turn the lights on while you're down here!
這樣眼睛會瞎掉的！ You're going to ruin your eyes!
媽媽！我們在進行儀式呢！ Mom! We're doing an initiation!
噢，真嚇人 好了，繼續吧 Scary. Well, carry on.
就當我不在這就行了 Just pretend I'm not here.
這是我媽媽的家 This is my mom's house.
你能保證始終照應你的弟兄們… Do you promise to look out for your brothers...
…無論置身於何種危險中？ ...no matter what the peril?
無論面臨何種危難你都能為OK兄弟隊而戰嗎？ Will you defend Oozma Kappa no matter how dangerous?
就算真的是很危險的那種都要嗎？ No matter how insurmountable the odds may be?
無論是多大多小的事都要？ From evils both great and small?
就算痛苦永不止步… In the face of unending pain and...
算了！你合格了 Forget it! You're in.
看，我們知道我們不是兄弟會的第一選擇 Look, we know we're no one's first choice for a fraternity,
你能在這邊跟我們一起這對我們來說意味重大 so it means a lot to have you here with us.
真等不及和你們一起去驚嚇了，弟兄們 Can't wait to start Scaring with you, brothers.
- 開始慶祝吧！ - 好啊！ - Time for a celebration! - Yeah!
擺好沙發座椅，先生們 Grab the couch cushions, gentlemen,
因為我們要建立個要塞！ because we're building a fort!
媽媽，我們今晚能晚點上床嗎？ Mom, can we stay up late tonight?
我知道你是個公主，而我只是個啪車小弟 I know you're a princess and I'm just a stable boy.
媽媽！你在幹嘛？ Mom! What are you doing?
你們那骯髒的爪子居然放我床上了！ Your grubby paw was in my bed!
你是在親我的手嗎？ Were you kissing my hand?
才不是 而你怎麼會掉這麼多毛？ No. And what about you with all your shedding?
- 我才沒掉毛呢 - 真的 - I don't shed. - Really.
- 借過 - 我要去拿我的東西 - Excuse me. - I just want to get my stuff.
- 你可不可以… - 別這樣！ - Would you just... - Come on!
讓我去拿東西！ let me get my stuff!
在這屋子裏的第一個早晨 First morning in the house.
鬧鐘響了！ That's going in the album!
- 夥計們！有一封信！ - 一封信？ - Guys! We got a letter! - A letter?
我們從沒收過信 We never get mail.
- 抱歉 粘住了 - 你可以… 把那給我！ - Sorry. It's stuck. - Would you... Give me that!
是觸手 他們粘住了 Tentacles. They're sticky.
這是驚嚇遊戲的第一個場景 It's the first event of the Scare Games.
「小孩的房間就是你的戰場 "A child's room is where you scare,
「但要注意那裏隱藏的危機」 "but avoid the toxicity lurking there."
等一等 他們要我們去哪？ Wait a minute. Where do they want us to meet?
在校園裏的所有下水道裏 Of all the sewers on campus,
這裏是我的最愛 this one has always been my favorite.
阿拱，你從前來過這？ Art, you've been here before?
我曾有一段時間無家可歸，你懂的 I have a life outside of the house, you know.
歡迎來到最惡之噩夢 Welcome to your worst nightmare,
驚嚇遊戲！ the Scare Games!
驚嚇遊戲！驚嚇遊戲！ Scare Games! Scare Games!
太棒了！我就喜歡它！ Yes! Yes, I love it!
源源不斷的能源！ I love this energy!
好了 好了，各位 Okay. Okay, everybody.
讓我們歡迎兄弟會和公主聯盟… Let's hear it for the frats and sororities
參與今年競賽… competing in this year's games...
大只佬隊！ Jaws Theta Chi!
美少女隊！ Python Nu Kappa!
運動健將隊！ Slugma Slugma Kappa!
吼叫精英隊！ Roar Omega Roar!
哥特女孩隊！ Eta Hiss Hiss!
最後一個，OK兄弟隊 And finally, Oozma Kappa.
嗨，媽媽！ Hi, Mom!
笑一個！ Smile!
讓我們來進行首個單元 Let's begin the first competition,
劇毒挑戰！ the Toxicity Challenge!
人類小孩就是劇毒！ Human children are toxic!
他們碰過的東西都有劇毒 And anything they touch is toxic.
我們可沒有什麼人類的玩具 We don't have any human toys,
但感謝怪物大學生物部門贊助 but thanks to MU's biology department,
我們找到了相近的替代品 we found a close second,
輝光海膽！ the stinging glow urchin!
相信我說的 Trust me when I say,
你們不會想碰這東西一下的！ you are not gonna want to touch this bad boy!
我想碰 I want to touch it.
你肯定會後悔碰它們的 And you certainly don't want to touch any of its friends.
不，我真想碰它們 Yeah, I want to touch them.
這是起點 This is the starting line.
燈光那頭是終點線 The light at the end of the tunnel is the finish line.
落在後面就將被淘汰 And whoever comes in last is eliminated from the games.
- 麥克… - 怎麼回事？ - Mike... - What is it?
是不是說如果我們輸了，就出局了？ Does that mean if we lose, we're out?
- 別擔心，斯莫西 - 是史乖寶！ - Don't worry, Smoothie. - Squishy!
史乖寶 我們不會輸的 Squishy. We're not going to lose,
因為我們已經有了勝利的必備條件了 because we have everything we need to win right here.
勇敢的心 Head.
不！是我 我會為我們贏得這場比賽的 No! Me. I'm going to win the race for us.
好了，好了 真是非常可愛 All right, all right. That's very cute,
走開，走開，走開 我將贏得比賽 but move, move, move. I'm going to win this.
這只是個障礙物 It's an obstacle course.
你想怎麼做？對它吼？ What are you going to do? Roar at it?
我能比你更快穿過去，小東西 I can get through faster than you, little guy.
在起點線各就各位！ Take your place at the starting line!
這關乎於團隊合作 This is all about teamwork.
大家，靠近點 Everybody, stick together.
我要在終點線那邊打敗你 I'm going to beat you over that finish line.
吃我的腳底灰塵吧 Get ready to eat my dust.
嘿，夥計們，我們也應該縮起來作預備狀嗎？ Hey, guys, should we huddle up?
注意，隊伍們 最後一件事 Attention, teams. One last thing.
驚嚇者應該在是黑暗中工作的 Scarers work in the dark.
- 我想回家！ - 各就各位… - I want to go home! - On your marks...
嘿，那個，祝你們好運，女士們 Hey, good luck, ladies.
謝謝！我們要把你撕成碎片！ Thanks! We're going to rip you to pieces!
什麼？ What?
…預備… ...get set...
出發！ Go!
我要去摸它們！ I'm going to touch them!
快點！ Come on!
呃，大家！我們落後一點了！夥計們！ Guys! We're falling behind a little! Fellas!
奶酪餅乾！ Cheese and crackers!
你媽長絡腮鬍！ Son of a moustache!
索爾斯伯利牛肉餅，好痛！ Salisbury steak, that hurts!
這就是你的最快速度了？ Is that as fast as you can go?
- 還沒開始跑呢！ - 搞什麼… - Just getting started! - What the...
會受傷的！ That's got to hurt!
泰銳！ Terry!
別擔心，我們會沒… Don't worry, we'll be...
看我超車！ Yikes!
吼叫精英隊贏了！ Roar Omega Roar wins!
看到了吧，大眼仔！ Take that, Wazowski!
你發什麼神經？我贏了你！ Are you delirious? I beat you!
睜大你的獨眼看看！ Get your eye checked!
噢，奧斯馬的死定了！ Way to blow it, Oozmas!
第二名也不錯了 Second place ain't bad.
第二名，大只佬隊！ Second place, Jaws Theta Chi!
什麼？ What?
整個隊的成員都必須過終點線 Your whole team has to cross the finish line.
第三名，運動健將隊！ Third place, EEKs!
- 第四名，美少女隊！ - 不是吧 - Fourth place, PNKs! - No.
- 第五名，哥特女孩隊！ - 不，不，不！ - Fifth place, HSS! - No, no, no!
然後就是最後一名 And in last place,
OK兄弟隊 Oozma Kappa.
我全身麻痹什麼都感覺不到了 I can't feel my anything.
我去！OK兄弟隊被淘汰了！ Shocker! Oozma Kappa has been eliminated!
不 No.
別太驚訝了，大眼仔先生 Don't look so surprised, Mr. Wazowski.
如果你能獲勝那才是一個奇跡呢… It would have taken a miracle for you to...
各位，注意 有個突發狀況 Attention, everyone. We have an announcement.
大只佬隊被取消參賽資格了 Jaws Theta Chi has been disqualified.
因為使用了非法的保護膠 The use of illegal protective gel is cause for elimination.
什麼！ What!
這意味著OK兄弟隊可以重返比賽了！ Which means Oozma Kappa is back in the games!
這真是個奇跡！ It's a miracle!
繼續走你的狗屎運吧 Your luck will run out, eventually.
這可比我想像的難多了 This is going to be harder than I thought.
好了！聽著，奧斯馬 Okay! Listen up, Oozmas.
現在，我們必須開始一起贏得一切 Now, we're going to have to start winning these things together,
這意思就是我必須 so that means I'm going to need
得到你們每個人的幫助 each of you guys to pull your own weight.
- 麥克？ - 什麼？ - Mike? - What is it?
我們必須列個清單寫上我們每人的強項和弱點 We've made a list of our strengths and weaknesses.
在高中，我曾經是寂靜驚嚇術大師 In high school, I was the master of the silent scare.
我能在枕頭工廠的一大片老鼠中悄然降臨 I could sneak up on a field mouse in a pillow factory.
杯具的是，它們在我渾身大汗的時候粘上了我 Sorry! They get stickier when I'm sweaty.
噢，老天，這太難受了 Oh, my gosh, that's terrible.
我們專精於古老的秘傳魔術 We're experts in the ancient craft of close-up magic.
這就是錯誤引導的 It's all about misdirection.
我多了個腳趾 I have an extra toe.
當然不是在我身上 Not with me, of course.
夥計們，下一場有人必須頂上，我們可是剛敗部復活呢 Guys, one slip-up on the next event, and we're goners.
那麼這麼辦 So for this to work,
我要你把你們所有的本事 I'm gonna need you to take every instinct you have
把它隱藏深點，深到極致 and bury it deep, deep down.
- 沒問題 - 從現在開始，我們必須統一思想 - Done. - From now on, we are of one mind.
以我為主 My mind.
求你了 Please.
我會給你下達準確的命令，告訴你怎麼做，如何做 I will tell you exactly what to do, and how to do it.
好吧，麥克 你應該不會有錯的 Okay, Mike. Seems about right.
好了 來回走驚嚇台階 All right. Give me scary steps.
50趟來回，就現在 出發！ Fifty up and down, right now. Let's go!
你是在浪費時間 我們需要個新隊伍 You're wasting your time. We need a new team.
我們不能就「弄個新隊伍」！ We can't just "get a new team"!
我今早確認過了 這違反規則 I checked this morning. It's against the rules.
但如果我們把新隊伍整得還是像原來的那樣呢？ What if we disguised a new team to look like the old team?
噢，不不 我們才不作弊呢 No, no. We are not cheating.
這不是作弊 It's not cheating.
我只是要，你懂的，提高比賽質量 I'm just, you know, leveling the playing field.
好吧，這就是所謂的作弊了 Okay, so it's kind of cheating,
那你想要我怎麼做？ but what do you want me to do?
他們又不是什麼世界上最屌的驚嚇團飩櫌They're not exactly the scariest group in the world.
噢，一隻女蟲子！快許願！快許願！ Oh, a ladybug! Make a wish! Make a wish!
這就是在白費勁 This is not going to work.
你要去哪兒？我們在訓練呢 Where are you going? We're training.
我可是蘇利文 I'm a Sullivan.
那又如何 你們都一個檔次的 That's not enough. You're all over the place.
不，不，不！ 你現在不努力後面就死定了… You're charging ahead when you...
你告訴他們就行了，不用對著我來 You tell them what to do but not me.
就這樣了，老大 So long, Coach.
好吧，奧斯馬… Okay, Oozmas...
小子，我給你安個鈴鐺 Boy, we need to get you a bell.
聽著 「當小孩知道你來了」 Listen up. "if a kid hears you coming,
「他們就會哭爹喊娘的」 they'll call Mom or Dad,
「到那時你最好溜快點，不然就杯具了」 "then you'd better run fast or things will get bad."
在下一關裏，只要我們的其中一個被抓了 In the next event, if even one of us gets caught,
我們就全玩完了 we're all out.
所以記住了，跟在我後頭學著點 So remember, do exactly what I do.
我們目前身在第二關的半程點 We are at the halfway point of the second event,
比賽真是越來越有意思了 and things are getting interesting.
接著 Got it.
目前只有兩隊勝出比賽 Only two teams left.
誰將脫穎而出保住他們的旗幟 Who will make it out with their flag,
而誰又將會被淘汰出局呢？ and who will be eliminated?
真實的驚嚇中 In a real Scare,
誰都不會想被人類小孩的父母給抓住 you do not want to get caught by a kid's parent.
而在這關裏，你將面對的則是 And in this event, you do not want to get caught by
圖書管理員 the librarian.
安靜 Quiet.
一個又老又矮的圖書管理員有什麼好怕的？ What's so scary about a little old librarian?
我說，「安靜」 I said, "Quiet."
- 走快點 - 放慢步伐保持平衡 - Faster. - Slow and steady.
- 放慢步伐保持平衡 - 放慢步伐保持平衡 - Slow and steady. - Slow and steady.
放慢步伐保持平衡 Slow and steady.
- 蘇利文！ - 蘇利文！ - Sullivan! - Sullivan!
不！ No!
五，六，七，八！ Five, six, seven, eight!
看這兒！ Look over here!
- 這不犯規嗎？ - 認真你就輸了，拖把頭！ - Is that legal? - You better believe it, mop top!
這裏的唯一規則就是別被抓了 The only rule is don't get caught.
在這裏！ Over here!
- 過來抓我啊！ - 過來抓我啊！ - Come and get me! - Come and get me!
夥計們，你們在幹嘛？ Guys, what are you doing?
不能讓她抓到你聽不懂啊 They said don't let her catch you.
但又沒說該怎麼逃！ But they didn't say how!
動起來！動起來！快點！ Move it! Move it! Move it! Come on!
成功了！ We did it!
不，死了 我們把旗子給忘了！ No, we didn't. We forgot the flag!
麥克？ Mike?
- 好樣的，史乖寶！ - 幹得好，史乖寶！ - Way to go, Squishy! - Way to go, Squishy!
怎麼走？ How?
誤導法 Misdirection.
運動健將隊被淘汰了 The EEKs have been eliminated
OK兄弟隊存活下來了！ and Oozma Kappa live to scare another day!
我們過關了！過關了！過關了！ We're OK! We're OK! We're OK!
我真從沒感到過這麼妙！ I've never felt so alive!
我們太棒了！ We were awesome!
好了，清醒點 這可還不是真正的驚嚇呢 Okay, look. That wasn't real Scaring.
但這可比你單打獨鬥的強多了 It was better than what you did.
你們應該遵從我的策略才是 You should've stuck to my strategy.
算了 Whatever.
當我們能真正的開始驚嚇再說吧 Talk to me when we start the real Scaring.
你們要去派對嗎？ You guys going to the party?
那個，我想你問錯人了 I think you've got the wrong guys.
- 我們並沒有被邀請… - 派對？ - We don't get invited to... - Party?
就在吼叫精英隊那邊 The mid-games mixer at the RORs'.
是為頂級驚嚇團隊舉辦的 It's for the top Scare Teams.
你現在跟我們一起了，對嗎？ You're one of us now, right?
到時見！ See you there!
- 你聽到了嗎？ - 我真不敢相信！ - Did you hear that? - I can't believe it!
- 我看不行 - 這太棒了 - Bad idea. - This is great.
他們終於還是發覺我們是真正的驚嚇員了 我們要去！ They're finally seeing us as real Scarers. We're going!
現在年輕人還是那麼喜歡跳舞？ Do young people still dance?
我的動作都不那麼協調呢 Because my moves are a little rusty.
噢，我們忘了帶給主人的禮物了 We forgot to bring a hostess gift.
沒給自己噴香香的話我們可不好意思進去呢 We can't go in there without some scented candles.
冷靜點 我們能進去的 Calm down. We earned this.
如果在談話時冷場了要怎麼辦？ What if there's a lull in the conversation?
我真是不懂… 你知道… I never know what to... You know...
什麼？ Say?
你怎麼能這麼淡定呢？ How are you so good at this?
你們剛剛戲耍了一個50尺高又怒氣滾滾的圖書管理員 You just took on an angry 50-foot librarian,
現在居然被個小小的派對嚇成這樣？ and you're afraid of a little party?
深呼吸下… Take a deep breath...
進去吧！ and in you go!
你好 Hello.
- 是OK兄弟隊！ - 這群傢伙太嚇人了！ - It's Oozma Kappa! - These guys are crazy!
你們今天簡直是碉堡啊！ What you did today was insane!
太牛叉了！ That was awesome!
OK兄弟隊，今晚派對的主角可是驚嚇員！ Oozma Kappa, tonight we party like Scarers!
我一生從未玩到通宵不睡覺！ I've never stayed up this late in my life!
安靜！安靜！ Hey, quiet! Quiet!
安靜點，先靜一靜 Quiet down, you can-wranglers.
好吧 以吼叫精英隊的名義 All right. On behalf of the RORs,
我們要恭賀所有能過關斬將走到今日的隊伍 we'd like to congratulate all the teams that have made it this far.
好了，好了，首先歡迎美少女隊！ All, right, let's hear it for the PNKs!
我太愛這個了！還是那麼的新鮮 哥特女孩隊！ I love that trick! Never gets old. HSS!
真毛骨悚然… Very creepy...
最後，歡迎今年最讓人驚喜的驚嚇隊伍 And finally, the surprise team of the Scare Games,
OK兄弟隊！ Oozma Kappa!
過來吧，夥計們 Come on over, guys.
我必須得承認，夥計們 Now, I got to admit, fellas,
我本以為你們就是一群土肥圓 I thought you were a bunch of nobodies.
但是，我真心錯了 But, boy, was I wrong.
讓我們為OK兄弟隊歡呼！ Let's hear it for Oozma Kappa!
OK兄弟隊！ Oozma Kappa!
什麼？ What?
你們可是校園裏最討喜的怪物 The most adorable monsters on campus.
解放被奴役的動物們 Release the stuffed animals.
臉朝鏡頭！ Faced!
別擔心 沒人會在學校裏看報紙的 Don't worry. Nobody reads the school paper.
對啊，但我可很確定他們會在這區裏看呢 Yeah, but I'm pretty sure they read the quad.
太謝謝你了 Thank you very much.
好的 你要兩個袖的還是四個袖的呢？ Okay. Would you like that with two sleeves or four?
- 謝了 - 替我轉達給你的朋友 - Thanks. - Tell your friends.
你們在幹些什麼？ What do you think you're doing?
為慈善在募捐呢 Raising a little money for charity.
是嗎？好了，快停下 Yeah? Well, stop it.
你要我們停止為慈善募捐？ You want us to stop raising money for charity?
這可太不厚道了 That's not cool.
這傢伙居然不喜歡慈善活動！ This guy hates charity!
你別再讓我們看起來像傻瓜一樣了 I want you to stop making us look like fools.
不，是你自己在讓自己看起來像二貨一樣 Hey, you're making yourselves look like fools.
穩重點吧，夥計們 Let's be honest, boys.
你不會成為真正驚嚇員的 You're never going to be real Scarers,
因為真正的驚嚇員是要像我們這樣的 because real Scarers look like us.
好吧，如果你真想去驚嚇公司上班 But, hey, if you really want to work for a Scare company
你頂多也就是在通訊科裏打雜 they're always hiring in the mailroom.
夥計們，淡定！ Guys, hold on!
嘿，嘿，嘿！等一等 別聽他的 Hey, hey, hey! Wait a second. Don't listen to him.
我們應該繼續努力奮鬥才對 We just need to keep trying.
不，你應該停止什麼奮鬥了！ No, you need to stop trying!
你可以依你所願的訓練怪物們 You can train monsters like this all you want,
但你不能改變他們的本身 but you can't change who they are.
麥克… Mike...
我們很感激你所做的一切，但他是對的 We appreciate everything you've done, but he's right.
無論我們如何訓練，我們都無法成為他們 No matter how much we train, we'll never look like them.
我們是生為 We're built
另外一種事業的 for other things.
對不起，史乖寶！ Sorry, squirt!
有些怪物就是不甘願被拒於高帥富行列之外 Some monsters just aren't cut out for the big leagues.
高帥富行列啊 The big leagues.
夥計們 Guys.
我們要去做個小旅行 We're going on a little field trip.
我的觸手想睡覺了 My tentacle fell asleep.
- 謝了，媽媽 - 玩開心點，孩子們！ - Thanks, Mom. - Have fun, kids!
我就在這聽聽小曲 I'll just be here listening to my tunes.
嗨，那個，我們要去哪兒？ Hey, where are we?
高帥富陣營 The big leagues.
媽媽咪呀 Holy roly-poly.
好棒的圍欄 Nice fence.
這太棒了，麥克 This is amazing, Mike.
我們可不能在這止步 We're not stopping here.
瘋了啊 我們會被逮捕的！ This is crazy. We're going to get arrested!
所有的驚嚇單位現在開始行動 All Scare Floors now active.
西岸開啟 驚嚇員出動 West coast coming online. Scarers coming out.
看看他們 Look at them.
他們要去的是人類的世界 They're going into the human world,
他們看起來一點都不害怕！ and they don't even look scared!
好好看看，夥計們 Take a good look, fellas.
有看到他們的共同點了嗎？ See what they all have in common?
那個…沒啊，沒什麼共同點 No, not really.
這就對了 驚嚇員千奇百樣 Exactly. There's no one type of Scarer.
最好的驚嚇員就是善於發揮他們不同的優點 The best Scarers use their differences to their advantage.
泰瑞？ 快看 Terri? Look.
看看那老傢伙帶來的電力值！ Look at that old feller racking up the big numbers!
老唐，那個老傢伙是「極地惡靈」厄爾湯姆遜！ Don, that old fella is Earl "The Terror" Thompson!
什麼？在哪兒？是真人嗎？ What? Where? That's really him?
他保持了三年的驚嚇紀錄了！ He held the Scare Record for three years!
快看那邊數過來第三個門！ Third door from the end!
「殺手之爪」卡拉貝尼斯特！ Carla "Killer Claws" Benitez!
快看！那是「驚聲尖叫」鮑勃岡德森！ Look! It's "Screaming" Bob Gunderson!
- 我還有他的菜鳥卡呢 - 我也有！ - I still have his rookie card. - Me, too!
他的速度奇慢，但他的… Doesn't have the speed anymore, but his...
- 技術是完美無暇的 - 完美無暇的技術 - Technique is flawless. - Technique is flawless.
你們有在收集驚嚇卡，對嗎？ You collected Scare Cards, huh?
對 有450張呢 Yep. 450 of them.
真牛掰 我有6000張嶄新未拆封的 Impressive. I have 6,000 still in mint condition,
但是，450張也很不錯了 but, you know, 450 is pretty good, too.
嗨，看這看這！我是「極地惡靈」厄爾湯姆遜！ Hey, look at me! I'm Earl "The Terror" Thompson!
簡直太像了！ That's great!
小寶學的不錯嘛 That's a pretty good one, Squish.
我以前好幼稚 I've been a real jerk.
我也一樣 So have I.
但還不算太晚 But it's not too late.
我們會成為一支強隊 We could be a great team.
我們只需要緊密團結在一起 We just need to start working together.
你們在那兒幹嘛？ What are you doing up there?
我不想再回監獄了！ I can't go back to jail!
快點！ Come on!
他們就跟在後面！ They're right behind us!
站住！ Get back here!
快上去，抓住他們！ Up there! Get them!
- 多虧你了，兄弟！ - 小菜一碟 - Thanks, brother! - Don't mention it.
我沒事，只是心臟病小發作了下 I'm fine, really! It's just a little heart attack.
也帶我一個吧！ I want a piece of that action!
媽媽！發動汽車！ Mom! Start the car!
- 什麼？ - 發動汽車！ - What? - Start the car!
拴住汽車？ Stop the bar?
車！開車！ The car! Start the car!
好的 Okay.
快點，加油，加油！ Come on, come on, come on, come on!
快！快進去！ Get in! Get in!
- 媽媽，出發吧！ - 要系安全帶 - Mom, go! - Seatbelts.
- 好了，可以走了！ - 誰要吃口香糖？ - Okay, go! - Does anyone want gum?
快開車！ Just drive!
好的 出發嘍！ Okay. Here we go!
噢，耶！一騎絕塵！ Oh, yeah! Let's break in somewhere else!
太陽曬屁股了！ Rise and shine!
鬼步，鬼步…小孩在洗澡 Scary feet, scary feet... The kid is in the bathroom!
鬼步，鬼步…小孩回來了 Scary feet, scary feet... Oh, he's back!
起床！ Wake up!
三十七！三十八！ Thirty-seven! Thirty-eight!
數到三十九了嗎？快點！ Do I hear thirty-nine? Come on!
太棒了！OK兄弟隊，你們看起來很好 Yes! Okay, Oozma Kappa, you're looking good.
能嚇到小孩才是關鍵 "To frighten a child is the point of a Scare.
如果碰到青少年就要小心了 "If you frighten a teen, then Scarer beware."
來吧，唬住這個孩子 Okay, scare the little kid.
躲開這個少年 Avoid the teenager!
我在聽電話 I'm on the phone!
沒人能懂我 No one understands me!
我什麼都無所謂 Whatever.
可是爸爸，我愛他！ But, Daddy, I love him!
第一名，吼叫精英隊！ First place, Roar Omega Roar!
第二名，OK兄弟隊！ Second place, Oozma Kappa!
第三名，哥特女孩隊 Third place, HSS.
真失敗 You're lame.
「來者不善，會干擾我們」 "Someone is coming, this could ruin your night.
「找好掩護，隱藏起來」 "Stay hidden, take cover, and stay out of sight!"
給你們10秒鐘，快！ You got 10 seconds. Go!
報亭！樹葉堆！你騙誰呢！ Kiosk! Pile of leaves! Standing out in the open.
還有一個呢 And there should be one more.
我幹的怎麼樣？ HOW did I do?
很棒啊，老唐！ Not too shabby, Don!
謝謝！但我下不去了 Thanks! I cannot get down.
殭屍吼！ Zombie snarl!
憤怒的狗 爵士小丑 Angry poodle. Jazz clown.
菲莉絲姨媽 My Aunt Phyllis.
剛剛睡醒 In the morning.
這才是我想要的！ That's what I'm talking about!
練習時間到 Time to go to work.
你被淘汰了！ You're out!
你也是 You're out.
嘿，克裏斯·克林納格，你真倒霉 Hey, tough luck, Kris Kringle.
謝謝各位 Thank you.
好！ Yeah!
現在只剩2個最強隊伍 We're down to two remaining teams,
吼叫精英隊和OK兄弟隊！ Roar Omega Roar and Oozma Kappa!
將帶來終極之戰！ Which leads us to the final event!
每個選手都將面臨考驗 "Every one of your skills will be put to the test.
驚嚇模擬器將選出最強者 "The Scare Simulator will prove who's the best!"
明晚你們將在全校師生面前 Tomorrow night you finally get to Scare
展示自己的驚嚇技能 in front of the whole school!
享受最後的關注吧小夥伴們 Enjoy the attention while it lasts, boys.
你們將在失敗後被遺忘 After you lose, no one will remember you.
或許吧 要是你們輸了，人人都會記得的 Maybe. But when you lose, no one will let you forget it.
噢，孩子 你的回答太精彩了 Oh, boy. That is a good point.
嘿，奧斯馬的兄弟們，你們真棒！ Hey, Oozmas, you guys are awesome!
教我們兩招吧 You've got to teach us your moves.
這個嘛，請教他就行了 Well, then you're gonna want to talk to this guy.
好的，我可以教你們 Sure, I can teach you.
比如你要藏在椅子後面？ All right. You want to hide behind the chair?
那就得變成椅子 You have to become the chair.
院長你也來了 Thanks for coming, Dean.
郝刻薄院長！ Dean Hardscrabble!
萬一我們能重回學院 If we get back into the Scaring program,
希望您不會尷尬 I hope there's no hard feelings.
明天你們每個人 Tomorrow, each of you
都要證明自己的驚嚇能力 must prove that you are undeniably scary.
但我覺得其中一個做不到 And I know for a fact that one of you is not.
不 他比誰都要刻苦 No. He works harder than anyone.
但你覺得他嚇人嗎？ Do you think he's scary?
他是我們隊的靈魂！ He's the heart and soul of the team!
再問一次，他嚇人嗎？ Do you think he's scary?
我們明天贏定了，我有預感！ We're going to win this thing tomorrow, Sull, I can feel it!
終將贏回自己的生活 We'll finally have our lives back on track.
嘿，麥克？ Hey, Mike?
你教會了我很多東西 You know, you've given me a lot of really great tips.
我希望有機會能回報你 I'd love to return the favor sometime.
好啊 隨時都行 Yeah, sure. Anytime.
- 現在就要嗎？ - 好的 - We're doing this now? - Okay.
你熟知每個文章，每個驚嚇理論 You've memorized every textbook, every Scare Theory,
這很好 and that is great.
但現在要把它們統統忘掉 But now it's time to forget all that.
深吸一口氣然後吼出來！ Just reach deep down and let the scary out!
要找感覺 Just feel it.
對的 要狂野 Exactly. Go wild.
我不知道 但我有我自己的一套 I don't know. I've kind of got my own technique.
試試再說嘛 Give it a try.
好，聲音再大點 Good, but bigger!
不不 又來你那套了 發自內心！ Nope. You're thinking again. From the gut!
再來！再加把勁！ Come on! Dig deep!
孩子們！都半夜了！ Boys! It's a school night!
哈，怎麼樣？ So, how was that?
好極了 Up top.
還別說，感覺真不一樣！ You know, it did feel different!
現在感覺什麼都不缺了 I feel like it's all coming together.
喲呵，這一次明天早上全校人 Yup, this time tomorrow the whole school
都將見證 is finally going to see
我大眼仔麥克的本事 what Mike Wazowski can do.
一點沒錯 You're darn right.
怪獸大學 Monsters University
我們為你奉獻自己 We give our heart to you
不論孩子夢在哪裏 Wherever children are dreaming
我們都能帶去夢魘 We'll bring them nightmares, too
哦，怪獸大學 Oh, Monsters University
向母校致敬 Alma Mater hail to you
歡迎來到驚嚇大賽的總決賽現場 Welcome to the final competition of the Scare Games.
是時候看看你們自己 It's time to see how terrifying
到底有多嚇人了 you really are,
歡迎光臨驚嚇模擬器！ in the Scare Simulators!
但是警告你們 But be warned.
每個模擬器的難度指數都被調到了 Each simulated Scare has been set to
最高難度級別 the highest difficulty level.
最高級別？ The highest level?
第一組選手請到起跑線 First Scarers to the starting line.
按計劃是我先來 然後，老唐… Okay, just like we planned. I'll go first. Then, Don...
等一下 麥克是發起人 Hold on. Mike's the one who started all this
我覺得也應該由他來結束 and I think it's only right if he's the one who finishes it.
所以你應該壓軸出場 I think you should go last.
對！ Yes!
是的，麥克 完美的結局！ Yeah, Mike. Finish strong!
那好吧 老唐，你第一個來？ All right. Don, you okay going first?
我從來沒準備這麼充分 I guess I'm as ready as I'll ever be.
OK兄弟隊！ Oozma Kappa!
上吧！ Go Oozmas!
我能做到，能打敗這個傢伙 I'm gonna do it. I'm going to beat this guy.
嘿，布魯伊斯！讓著點老頭 Hey, Bruiser! You take it easy on grandpa.
老唐，釋放你的野性！ Unleash the beast, Don!
放心吧 Okay, then.
謝謝你給我留了點面子 Thanks for taking it easy on grandpa.
下一組請準備 Next group to the starting line.
看我們的了 Let's do this.
好！好！ Yes! Yeah!
- 到你了，阿拱 - 上吧，兄弟 - Come on, Art. - Come on, buddy.
你行的 You can do it.
好！ Yes!
下一組，蘇利文和博格斯！ Next up, Sullivan and Boggs!
你能超過他的，蘇 You got this, Sull.
現在雙方打平了！ And it's all tied up!
吼叫精英隊碰到意外了 Tough break for the RORs.
蠢貨？ Hearts?
滾吧，博格斯！ Way to 90, Boggs!
蘇利文，我以後絕不再輸給你 That's the last time I lose to you, Sullivan.
沃辛頓和大眼仔，請站到線上 Worthington and Wazowski, to the starting line.
不用對郝刻薄有顧慮 Don't worry about Hardscrabble.
也不要別的什麼 Don't worry about anyone else.
儘管過去展示你大眼仔麥克的實力 Just go out there and show them what Mike Wazowski can do.
謝謝你 Thanks.
輸了也別放在心上 Don't take the loss too hard.
你本就不適合幹這個 You never belonged here anyway.
沃辛頓吼出了目前最震撼的一聲！ Amazing performance by Worthington!
- 約翰，你是我的偶像！ - 吼叫精英隊！吼叫精英隊！ - Johnny, you're my hero! - ROR! ROR!
奧斯馬隊需要破紀錄一吼才能贏 The Oozmas will need a record-breaking Scare to win this.
驚嚇工廠不需要你 You don't belong on a Scare Floor.
沒人會記得你 No one will remember you.
你一點都不嚇人 You're not scary.
再來！再大聲點！ Come on! Dig deep!
好！ Yeah!
他們做到了！ They did it!
太棒了！ Yeah! Hey!
我們又能回到驚嚇學院了！ We're in the Scare program! Yeah!
你也很棒，小傢伙！ Come here, you son of a gun!
成功啦！ Way to go!
吸住了 A little stuck.
抱歉，史乖寶女士 Pardon me there, Ms. Squibbles.
叫我雪莉 It's Sherrie.
我們做到了！ We did it!
祝賀OK兄弟隊！ Way to go, Oozma Kappa!
- 謝謝！ - 非常感謝 - Thank you! - Thanks a lot.
- 你牛大了！ - 我從沒這麼牛過 - You rule! - I have never ruled before.
兄弟們直接完勝了他們！ You guys killed it out there!
華麗的絕殺！ Awesome!
嘿，大眼仔！ Hey, Wazowski!
來吧夥計，我們去慶祝一下 Come on, let's go, you maniac! We're celebrating.
麥克？ Mike?
我做到了 I did it.
簡直不敢相信 I can't believe it.
我能做一名驚嚇師了！ I'm going to be a Scarer!
是的，你做到了 Yeah, yes, you are.
聽到了嗎？小鬼，好好睡吧 You hear that? Get plenty of rest, kiddo.
大眼仔麥克臨走再小小地嚇你一次 You haven't seen the last of Mike Wazowski.
我是嚇人 不至於這樣吧 I knew I was scary. I didn't know I was that scary.
沒錯，這就是我們的實力 Yeah, we're so scary I guess we broke it.
走吧 Come on.
這裏有人動過 It's been tampered with.
呃，你最好別動那裏 I don't think you should be messing with that.
為什麼我的設置不一樣？ Why are my settings different?
麥克，我們該走了 Mike, we should leave.
- 是你幹的嗎？ - 麥克 - Did you do this? - Mike.
是你嗎？ Did you do this?
我… I...
是我幹的 但你不知道 Yes, I did. But you don't understand.
為什麼？為什麼要這麼做？ Why? Why did you do this?
這個嘛，為防萬一 You know, just in case.
萬一什麼？ In case of what?
你認為我做不到 You don't think I'm scary.
- 麥克… - 你說過相信我的 - Mike... - You said you believed in me.
但是你跟郝刻薄院長一樣 But you're just like Hardscrabble.
你跟所有人都一樣！ You're just like everyone else!
聽著，你會越來越厲害的… Look, you'll get better and better...
我不比你差！也不比任何人差！ I'm as scary as you! I'm as scary as anyone!
- 我只是想幫個忙 - 不 - I just wanted to help. - No.
你只是想幫你自己 You just wanted to help yourself.
我應該怎麼做？ Well, what was I supposed to do?
難道要因為你輸掉團隊嗎？ Let the whole team fail because you don't have it?
那麼是你算錯了 So your calculations were a little off.
那扇門花了我整個學期 That door took me all semester.
太危險了，教授會銷毀它的 It's too dangerous. The professor's just going to shred it.
你好啊，大塊頭 There he is, the big guy.
這個獎只是開始哦 The first of many trophies, I am sure.
蘇利文 Sullivan.
今天幹的不錯 Nice work out there.
等著你們來上我的課 I look forward to having you back in class.
嘿，你在這呢！ Hey, there he is!
好像我看錯你了 Looks like I was wrong about you.
你現在也有這個實力 You're one of us after all.
- 恭喜你，蘇利！ - 歡迎回來！ - Way to go, Sulley! - Welcome back, broham!
現在我們一樣了，不錯吧？ You are one of us now, okay?
什麼時候需要這個團飩櫌Anytime you want to come hang out and do whatever,
打個招呼就行了 you got a crew.
你是吼叫精英隊的一員啦！ You're a ROR, buddy!
你要去哪兒？ Where are you going?
你幹了什麼？ You did what?
我的隊伍跟這事沒關係 My team had nothing to do with it.
都是我 我作弊了 It was all me. I cheated.
不要讓我明天在學校見到你 I expect you off campus by tomorrow.
是的，院長 Yes, ma'am.
你對學院和你的家族 You're a disgrace to this university
來說是個恥辱 and your family name.
發生什麼事了？ What's going on?
有人闖入造門實驗室！ Someone broke into the door lab!
不會吧？ What?
哦，不 Oh, no.
- 快開門！ - 不要進去！ - Open the door! - Don't go in there!
你真可愛 You look funny.
什麼？ What?
- 我好睏啊 - 發生了什麼？ - I'm so tired. - What's going on?
都已經半夜了 It's the middle of the night.
一個綠油油的怪傢伙 A little funny green guy.
- 我想摸摸它！ - 好可愛！ - I want to touch it! - It's so cute!
毛怪！ James!
專家來之前禁止靠近這 No one goes near that door until the authorities arrive.
你不會認為是… You don't think that could be...
- 是麥克 - 那他可能死在裏面！ - It's Mike. - But he could die out there!
毛怪，等下！我們能幫上忙 James, wait! We can help.
這通事就交給銷售達人吧 Leave it to the old master of sales.
除了打電話求援別無他法 We got a call in, but that's the best we can do.
我叫老唐卡爾頓 碰到我是你們的運氣 Don Carlton, sales. Folks, today is your lucky day.
你們有過多少次問過自己這些問題… How many times have you asked yourself the following question...
- 逮捕他 - 什麼？ - Arrest him. - Pardon?
兩腿分開！ Spread them, pops!
- 介意我…？ - 別動！ - Do you mind? - Don't move!
什麼？蘇利文！ What? Sullivan!
別幹傻事！ Don't you dare!
蘇利文！千萬別進去！ Sullivan! Don't go in there!
麥克？ Mike?
麥克！ Mike!
孩子們說在屋內看到什麼了 The kids said they saw something in the cabin.
- 有的說是外星人 - 就是的！ - They're calling it an alien. - It was!
我看到一隻小綠怪！ I saw a little green guy!
發生了什麼，女士？ What's the problem, ma'am?
麥克？ Mike?
有熊！竄出來一隻熊！ Bear! A bear in the camp!
從這過去 對嗎？ Down this way. All right?
我聽到聲音往這來的！ I heard something over here!
麥克！ Mike!
好了，夥計 我們快回去吧 Come on, buddy. Let's get you out of here.
抱歉 這都是我的錯 This is all my fault. I'm sorry.
不，你是對的 孩子們根本不怕我 You were right. They weren't scared of me.
我付出了那麼多 I did everything right.
因為我比任何人都更渴望成為一名驚嚇大師 I wanted it more than anyone.
而我幼稚地認為只要付出 And I thought... I thought if I wanted it enough,
我會向所有人展示… I could show everybody that...
我大眼仔麥克就能變得出眾 That Mike Wazowski is something special.
可是我 And I'm just
錯了 not.
聽著，麥克，我明白你的感受 Look, Mike, I know how you feel.
別說那些！請你別說那些！ Don't do that! Please, don't do that!
- 你不知道我的想法 - 麥克，冷靜下來 - You do not know how I feel. - Mike, calm down.
你這樣的怪獸什麼都不缺 Monsters like you have everything.
從不用付出那麼多 You don't have to be good.
不管你怎麼去折騰 You can mess up over and over again
- 整個世界都會愛你的 - 麥克… - and the whole world loves you. - Mike...
你從不知失敗的滋味 You'll never know what it's like to fail
因為你生來就是蘇利文家族的！ because you were born a Sullivan!
是，我是蘇利文家族的 Yeah, I'm a Sullivan.
我是那個毀掉一切的蘇利文 I'm the Sullivan who flunked every test.
那個被學院開除的蘇利文 The one who got kicked out of the program,
那個害怕讓隊友失望 the one who was so afraid to let everyone down
而作弊的是蘇利文 that I cheated.
我撒謊了 And I lied.
麥克，我從不知你所想 Mike, I'll never know how you feel,
可失敗者不是就你一個 but you're not the only failure here.
我常扮出一副嚇人的模樣，麥克 I act scary, Mike, but most of the time
那是內心恐懼的體現 I'm terrified.
你怎麼從沒說過？ How come you never told me that before?
因為 Because
那時我們還不是朋友 we weren't friends before.
快沿湖邊檢查！ Check the lake!
我聽到那邊有聲音！ I heard something here!
這邊！ This way!
好像有動靜！ I saw movement!
那裏！ Over there!
蘇利！ Sulley!
他無路可逃了！ He's cornered!
不 No!
他們還在裏面呢！ They're still in there!
專家來之前不得開門！ Until the authorities arrive, this door stays off!
不！你不能那樣做！不！ No! You can't do that! No!
夠了！把所有人清理出去 Enough! I want this room cleared now!
你不能那樣做！ You can't do this!
我們得趕緊離開！ We got to get out of here!
- 讓他們進來 - 什麼？ - Let them come. - What?
如果我們嚇唬他們，我是說真正的驚嚇 If we scare them, I mean really scare them,
就能收集到足夠的尖叫 we could generate enough scream
來給這邊的門充電！ to power the door from this side!
你胡說什麼呢？ What are you talking about?
所有關於驚嚇的書我都讀過 I have read every book about Scaring ever written.
這樣行得通的！ This could work!
都是些成年人 不行的 They're adults. I can't do this.
沒錯，能行的 聽我的吧 Yes, you can. Just follow my lead.
媽媽！ Mama!
媽媽… Mama...
什麼… What the...
- 現在呢？ - 第二階段 - Now what? - Phase two.
大家呆在一起 Keep together.
準備好了嗎？ Are you ready?
- 大眼仔，我不行 - 不，你能做到 - Mike, I can't. - Yes, you can.
忘記蘇利文的一切，做你自己 Stop being a Sullivan and start being you.
快叫支援 Call for backup.
北隊的援助 Assistance on the north side.
重複，我們需要北隊援助 Repeat, we need assistance on the north side.
突擊隊，請回答你需要… Ranger, answer me, what's your 20?
我們需要北隊的援助，這裏有… We need assistance on the north side. We have a...
快看！那是什麼？ Look! What was it?
我們上吧 Let's go.
蘇利，快點 Sulley, come on!
不可能？ How?
你們怎麼做到的？ How did you do this?
這你得問他 Don't ask me.
快，快，快！全部隊員就位 Move, move, move! This is a 54-23 in progress.
好了，清場 All right, everybody, clear out.
警戒周邊 Secure the perimeter.
未發現小孩 重複:未發現小孩 No child breach. Repeat: no child breach.
你們毀了我的門！ You ruined our doors!
這是我一個學期的心血！ I've been working on my door all semester!
你們倆，快走 Let's go, you two.
- 你們都沒事！ - 你們居然還活著！ - You're alive! - We are so glad you're safe.
嘿，等等！ Hey, wait!
他們怎麼了？ What's going to happen to them?
那得由院長定奪 That's for the university president to decide.
但我們將一直監視他們 But you can be sure we'll be watching these two.
永遠都會 Always watching.
- 開除？ - 是的，我們真的搞砸了 - Expelled? - Yeah, we really messed up.
那你要走了？ So, you're leaving?
是的，夥計們，要離開這了 Yeah, buddy. We have to go.
太狠了吧 Harsh, man.
抱歉，要不是因為我們 I'm sorry, guys. You'd be in the Scaring program
你們都已經在上課了 right now if it wasn't for us.
怎麼了？ What?
哦，有件事你萬萬沒想到 Well, it is the gosh-darnedest thing.
郝刻薄院長允許我們上課了呢 Hardscrabble's letting us into the Scare program.
真的？ What?
她被我們比賽中的表現打動了 She was impressed with our performance in the games.
因此邀我們下學期上課！ She invited us to join next semester!
祝賀你們，兄弟！ Congratulations, guys!
還有另一個好消息呢 And that's not the only piece of good news.
我跟雪莉訂婚了 Sherrie and I are engaged!
誰是雪莉？ Who is Sherrie?
是我媽媽 She's my mom.
是啊，我現在有兩個寶貝了 Well, if it isn't my two favorite fellas!
過來，給我一個香吻 Come here. Give me some sugar.
啊！感覺好尷尬 So uncomfortable.
噢，別這樣，史乖寶 Come on, Scott.
不用刻意把我想成你新爹 I don't want you to think of me as your new dad.
畢竟我們有兄弟關繫在先 After all, we're fraternity brothers first.
真是怪怪的 This is so weird.
就當我是娶你媽媽的… Just think of me as your big brother
一位大哥哥 that's marrying your mother.
等等 等一下 Wait. Hold on.
我們兄弟倆共有一位媽媽兼妻子 We're brothers who share the same mom slash wife.
這樣更糟了 That's worse.
好吧，是時候說再見了 Well, I guess we should be going now.
答應我要常聯繫 Promise me you'll keep in touch.
你們都是最棒的驚嚇專員 You're the scariest bunch of monsters I have ever met.
不用在乎風言風語 Don't let anyone tell you different.
那麼，現在呢？ So, what now?
知道嗎，有生以來第一次 You know, for the first time in my life,
我感到迷茫了 I don't really have a plan.
你是偉大的大眼仔麥克 You're the great Mike Wazowski.
你總有辦法 You'll come up with something.
偉大這頂帽子該送給其他怪獸了 I think it's time I leave the greatness to other monsters.
做普通的自己也無可厚非 I'm okay just being okay.
再見了，蘇 So long, Sull.
再見 So long.
大眼仔！ Wazowski!
停車！ Stop the bus!
你瘋了嗎？ Are you crazy?
麥克 Mike,
沒哪個驚嚇專員能比得上你 I don't know a single Scarer who can do what you do.
他們看到我們在一起 I know, everyone sees us together,
注意的總是我，但事實是 they think I'm the one running the show, but the truth is,
我一直在佔你的便宜！ I've been riding your coattails since day one!
那個賭是你跟郝刻薄院長打的 You made the deal with Hardscrabble.
帶領這個弱隊奪冠的也是你 You took a hopeless team and made them champions.
我只是抓到了一隻小豬！ All I did was catch a pig!
可那隻豬是我抓的 Technically, I caught the pig.
對啊！你還認為自己普通嗎？ Exactly! And you think you're just okay?
你所做的在這學校都沒見過！ You pulled off the biggest Scare this school has ever seen!
- 那不是我幹的！ - 就是你幹的！ - That wasn't me! - That was you!
沒你我哪能做得到呢？ You think I could have done that without you?
開學時我連支筆都沒帶 I didn't even bring a pencil on the first day of school.
麥克，你不嚇人 一點也不 Mike, you're not scary. Not even a little.
但你渾身是膽 But you are fearless.
郝刻薄院長如果看不到這點就… And if Hardscrabble can't see that, then she can just...
就怎麼樣了？ I can just what?
低調點，蘇利文先生 我剛剛對你的看法好了點 Careful, Mr. Sullivan. I was just warming up to you.
抱歉 Sorry.
好了，先生們 Well, gentlemen,
好像你們又上頭條了 it seems you made the front page again.
你們倆在一起做了些 The two of you did something together
前所未見的事情 that no one has ever done before.
讓我很是驚訝啊 You surprised me.
或許我應該多關注下 Perhaps I should keep an eye out for more surprises
你們這樣的特殊學生 like you in my program.
但現在結果已經出來了 But as far as the two of you are concerned
我也愛莫能助 there is nothing I can do for you now.
只能祝你們好運了 Except, perhaps, wish you luck.
希望大眼仔先生繼續令人驚艷 And, Mr. Wazowski, keep surprising people.
看見了嗎，還有另外一個途徑 You know, there is still one way
去驚嚇公司上班 we can work at a Scare company.
他們的傳達室一直在招人 They're always hiring in the mailroom.
招聘 郵件收發室 怪獸公司
這比我想像的好多了！ This is better than I ever imagined!
我打賭今年我們就能破所有紀錄 I bet we break the all-time record in our first year.
麥克，我們只是收發員 Mike, we're mail guys.
知道 我就是說收發的紀錄 I know. I'm talking about the record for letters delivered!
新來的，別磨洋工了 All right, newbies, quit goofing around.
要知道私拆信件是犯罪行為 I'll have you know tampering with the mail is a crime
- 要受到流放處罰的！ - 是的，長官 - punishable by banishment! - Yes, sir.
一會就能搞定了，雪人先生 We're right on it, Mr. Snowman.
大眼仔和蘇利文組合 The team of Wazowski and Sullivan
從今起將改變世界！ are going to change the world starting today!
一起說咆哮！ Say scream!
- 咆哮！ - 咆哮！ - Scream! - Scream!
第一天上班好運，大眼仔！ Wazowski, good luck on your first day!
謝謝你，默文 Thanks, Mew.
- 祝你好運，麥克！ - 謝謝，夥伴們 - Good luck, Mike! - Thanks, fellas.
來吧，教練？ You coming, Coach?
真是叫人不得不信啊 You better believe it.
我做到啦！來上我的第一堂課啦！ I made it! My first day of class!
呃，這學年剛剛過去，孩子 你來晚了 The school year's over, son. You missed it.
棒極了 Great. 1
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- 我嚇到你啦！ - 不，你沒有 - I scared you! - No, you didn't.
好了！大家都把考察旅行規則記好 Okay! Remember our field trip rules, everyone.
不許推搡，不許咬人，不許噴火！ No pushing, no biting, and no fire breathing!
剛才說到哪兒了？ What did I just say?
十八，十九… Eighteen, nineteen...
好了，我們少了個同學 是誰？ Okay, we're missing one. Who are we missing?
是大眼仔麥克 Mike Wazowski.
謝謝你，喬 Thanks, Joe.
很幸運能完成你的猜字遊戲 Good luck finishing your crossword puzzle.
- 對不起，邁克爾 我沒看到你 - 沒關係 - Sorry, Michael. I didn't see you. - That's okay.
我在車上找到了一枚硬幣！ When I was on the bus, I found a nickel!
真希望身上能有個兜 I wish I had pockets.
好了，大家分組 挑一個隊友吧 Okay, everyone, partner up. Get your field trip buddy.
傑瑞米！你和我好嗎？好吧，不要緊 Jeremy! You and me? Okay, no biggie.
海莉？不想？你和克萊爾一組？ Hailey? No? Pairing up with Claire?
好主意 她是個好夥伴 Great choice. She's a good egg.
拉塞爾 Russell.
麥克？大眼仔？ Mike? Wazowski?
我們一組好嗎？ We car-pool?
我們是表親啊 We're cousins.
好吧 選的真不錯 Okay. Good catching up.
好吧，邁克爾，看來又是你我一組了 Well, Michael, it looks like it's you and me again.
快點，凱倫 我們掉隊啦 Come on, Karen. We're falling behind.
請別叫我凱倫 Please don't call me Karen.
現在，大家跟緊了 Now, stay close together.
我們正在進入一個非常危險的區域 We're entering a very dangerous area.
歡迎來到驚嚇車間 Welcome to the Scare Floor.
這裏就是我們收集尖叫能量 This is where we collect the Scream Energy
給全城供電的地方 to power our whole world.
現在誰能告訴我從事這項工作的人叫什麼名字嗎？ And can anyone tell me whose job it is to go get that scream?
- 驚嚇員！ - 沒錯！ - Scarers! - That's right!
現在，誰能給我演示一個最恐怖的吼叫？ Now, which one of you can give me the scariest roar?
我，我，我！ Me, me, me!
先生！在這兒！這個小綠球，兩點方向！ Sir! Right here! Little green guy, two o'clock!
不，應該像這樣 No, it's like this.
嘿，夥計們，聽聽這個 Hey, guys, watch this one.
嘿，我吼得才最棒… Hey, I got a really good...
好吧，你們好，孩子們 Well, hey there, kids.
是來參加學校考察旅行的嗎？ Are you on a tour with your school?
- 是的！ - 是的 - Yeah! - Yes.
我們是來這裏考察尖叫能量生產過程 We're here to learn about Scream Energy
以及如何成為一名驚嚇員的 and what it takes to be a Scarer.
好吧，嘿，你挺走運 Well, hey, you're in luck,
因為我正好是一名驚嚇員 because I just happen to be a Scarer.
是我的大學成就了我的一切 I learned everything I know from my school,
怪獸大學 Monsters University.
驚嚇界中最好的大學 It's the best Scaring School there is.
想得美！恐懼技能學院才是最好的 You wish! Fear Tech's the best.
好吧 看完之後再告訴我 Okay. You guys watch us and tell me
哪所學校才是最棒的 好嗎？ which school's the best. All right?
就是怪大 MU is.
走吧，各位！ Let's go, everybody!
西海岸上線中 West coast coming online.
驚嚇員準備 Scarers coming out.
小心 停下來 Oops. Stop right there.
別越過安全線 Don't cross over that safety line.
人類小孩是劇毒的 Human children are extremely toxic.
快看那！ Look at that!
嘿，夥計們，小心點兒！ Whoa! Hey, guys, watch the eye! Ow!
快看那！太神奇了！ Look at that! It's amazing!
我知道！ I know!
借過 兄弟們 Excuse me. Fellas.
最高的站到後面如何？ How about we do tallest in the back?
看，他要開始真正的驚嚇了！ Look, he's going to do a real Scare!
- 酷 我想成為驚嚇員 - 是啊 我也是 - Cool. I want to be a Scarer. - Yeah. Me, too.
拜託，各位 我也想看看 Come on, guys. I want to see.
別擋道，大眼仔 Out of the way, Wazowski.
你不屬於尖叫樓層 You don't belong on a Scare Floor.
布萊恩！不要越線 Brian! Do not step over the line.
格裏夫斯女士，邁克爾過線啦 Mrs. Graves, Michael went over the line.
邁克爾！ Michael!
看吧？我告訴過你 他沒事 See? I told you. He's fine.
好吧，我的確聽到了動靜 Well, I thought I heard something.
怎麼了？ What?
你沒事吧？ Are you okay?
你會受傷的！ You could have gotten hurt!
我不懂怎麼會發生的！ I don't understand how this could happen!
那可太危險了，孩子 That was real dangerous, kid.
我都不知道你在那兒 I didn't even know you were in there.
我也不知道你能回來 Wow. I didn't even know you were in there.
不錯嘛，孩子 Not bad, kid.
邁克爾，有什麼要對自己說的嗎？ Michael, what do you have to say for yourself?
怎樣才能成為驚嚇員呢？ How do I become a Scarer?
怪獸大學到了！有誰下車嗎？ Monsters University! Anybody getting off?
好啦，各位，我不是故意要煽情的 Well, everyone, I don't mean to get emotional,
但是我人生的一切都是為了這一時刻 but everything in my life has led to this moment.
希望這不會是我個人夢想的開端 Let it not be just the beginning of my dream
而是大家夢想的開端 but the beginning of all of our dreams.
格拉迪斯，答應我要常聯繫 Gladys, promise me you'll keep auditioning.
瑪麗，你的真命天子就在某個地方 Marie, Mr. Right is out there somewhere.
菲爾，藥要記得堅持吃 Phil, keep using the ointment till that thing goes away.
希望你們一切都好 非常感謝大家 I wish you all the best. Thank you all so much!
我都快流眼淚了，現在，給我下車 I'm welling up with tears. Now, get off.
你好 還好嗎？ Hello. How are you doing?
劃啊！劃啊！ Stroke! Stroke!
加油，都打起精神來！ Come on, put all you have into it!
衝啊！衝啊！ Stroke! Stroke!
好吧！首要任務 Okay! First thing on my list,
報到 get registered.
你好，新人 我是傑伊 Hey there, freshman. I'm Jay the R.A.,
新生報到往那個方向走 and I'm here to say that registration is thataway!
- 好的，傑伊 - 報到愉快 - Okay, Jay. - Have a great first day.
嘿，我叫凱！這是你的新生手冊 Hey, I'm Kay! Here's your orientation packet.
謝謝，凱 Thanks, Kay.
你可以把行李放在這裏 You can drop your bags off here
然後到泰銳那裏拍照 and get your picture taken with Trey.
- 說茄子！ - 茄子！ - Say hooray! - Hooray!
難以置信 I can't believe it.
我是真正的大學生啦！ I'm officially a college student!
好了，大夥兒，我是費伊 Okay, everyone, I'm Fay,
我將帶領你們開始大學的參觀之旅！ and I'll be giving you your orientation tour on this perfect day!
這裏是學生學習 Here are the labs where students learn
設計和建造通往人類世界大門的實驗室 to design and build the doors to the Human World.
看起來教授正好要測試一扇門！ Looks like the professor is about to test a door!
怪大食堂提供有充足的自助餐 The MU cafeteria serves a full buffet,
一天三頓 three meals a day.
我個人相信這裏有全世界最好的廚師 I personally believe we have some of the best chefs in the world.
學校有各種專業可供選擇 The campus offers a wide variety of majors,
但是怪大最好的學院就是驚嚇學院 but the crown jewel of MU is the Scaring School.
歡迎參加辯論隊 Welcome to the Debate Team.
很高興你能成為我們的一員 We're happy to have you.
反方辯詞如下 I disagree for the following reasons.
真正的快樂來源於其理論結構… True happiness is a theoretical construct...
你好！探尋天文奇觀 Hey there! Keep your eye on the sky
盡在天文學會！ at the Astronomy Club!
加入「誰最強」俱樂部ua Come join the lmprov Club.
你會希望自己…永遠…一直… You'll wish you were a... Never... Always...
啊，見鬼！ Ah, dang it!
怪大希臘學會 MU's Greek Council.
我們會發起年度驚嚇大賽 We sponsor the annual Scare Games.
驚嚇什麼來著？ The Scare what now?
驚嚇大賽呀！超級刺激的驚嚇賽事！ The Scare Games! A super-intense Scaring competition!
極度危險，任何事都有可能發生 They're crazy dangerous, so anything could happen.
去年有一大群選手進了醫院！ A bunch of guys went to the hospital last year!
- 甚至會被嚇死 - 但值得如此 - You could totally die. - And it's worth it.
給你一個機會證明自己是最強的！ You get a chance to prove that you are the best!
好酷 Cool.
大眼仔，319寢室 Wazowski, Room 319.
知道嗎，你的室友也是驚嚇專業的 You know, your roommate is a Scaring major, too.
「你好，我是你的室友」 哦，太俗了 "Hello, I'm your roommate." Oh, that's too bland.
管他呢 順其自然吧 Don't force it. Just let it happen.
你一輩子的好朋友就在門後了 Your lifelong best friend is right behind this door.
你好 我是你的室友 Hey there. I'm your roomie.
我叫藍道·博格斯 驚嚇專業的 Name's Randy Boggs. Scaring major.
我叫大眼仔麥克，也是驚嚇專業的 Mike Wazowski, Scaring major.
我敢說我們會成為最好的室友，麥克 I can tell we're going to be best chums, Mike.
選張床吧 Take whichever bed you want.
我想你有這個優先權 I wanted you to have first dibs.
你就這樣消失了 You just disappeared.
對不起 如果在班上這麼做，我會被笑話的 Sorry. If I do that in Scaring class, I'll be a joke.
不，這非常好 你得學會使用它 No, it's totally great. You got to use it.
- 真的？ - 當然，不過得把眼鏡摘了 - Really? - Yeah, but lose the glasses.
他們都是這樣做的 They give it away.
好了！ Okay!
內務 完成 掛海報 完成 Unpack. Check. Hang posters. Check.
現在我只需要開始課程，然後光榮畢業 Now I just need to ace my classes, graduate with honors,
成為最偉大的驚嚇員 and become the greatest Scarer ever.
老兄，我真希望能有你這份自信，麥克 Boy, l wish I had your confidence, Mike.
你難道不緊張嗎？ Aren't you even a little nervous?
說實話，沒 Actually, no.
我一輩子都在等待這一時刻 I've been waiting for this my whole life.
我都等不及想要開始了 I just can't wait to get started.
哦，天哪！上課第一天我不能遲到！ Oh, man! I can't be late on the first day!
開什麼國際玩笑 You got to be kidding me.
我好緊張！ I'm so nervous!
放鬆 一切都會好的 Relax. It will be fine.
早上好，同學們 Good morning, students.
歡迎來到驚嚇101教室 Welcome to Scaring 101.
我是奈特教授 I am Professor Knight.
我確信你們都是當地最優秀的怪物 Now I'm sure all of you were the scariest monster in your town.
好吧，壞消息是，孩子們 在我這裏你們不是 Well, bad news, kids. You're in my town now,
而且我不輕易嚇人 and I do not scare easily.
郝刻薄院長 這可真是個大驚喜啊 Dean Hardscrabble. This is a pleasant surprise.
她是個傳奇 She's a legend.
她打破了全天驚嚇紀錄 She broke the all-time Scare Record
憑借那巨大的尖叫儲能罐！ with the scream in that very can!
我不是故意打斷你們的 I don't mean to interrupt.
我只是不經意間想看看 I just thought I'd drop by
加入我研究課題的生面孔 to see the terrifying faces joining my program.
好吧，我相信同學們會願意聽聽 Well, I'm sure my students would love to hear
您的靈感的 a few words of inspiration.
靈感？非常好 Inspiration? Very well.
恐懼是一隻怪物所擁有的真正財富 Scariness is the true measure of a monster.
如果你不嚇人 If you're not scary
你還好意思說自己是怪物嗎？ what kind of a monster are you?
我的工作就是讓強者更強 It's my job to make great students greater,
而不是讓弱者更弱 not make mediocre students less mediocre.
這就是為什麼會有期末考試的原因 That is why at the end of the semester there will be a final exam.
不及格就會被開除 Fail that exam and you are out of the Scaring program.
所以，但願在座的都能受到啟發 So, I should hope you're all properly inspired.
好了 好了 All right. All right.
誰能告訴我一個有效吼叫的精髓是什麼？ Who can tell me the properties of an effective roar?
你說？ Yes?
其實包含五點 There are actually five.
分別是吼叫的共鳴 Those include the roar's resonance,
吼叫的持續性，還有… the duration of the roar, and the...
啊哦 對不起 Whoops. Sorry.
我聽到有人說「吼叫」 I heard someone say "roar,"
所以就小試了一下 so I just kind of went for it.
哦，借過，對不起 Oh, excuse me, sorry.
我不是故意嚇唬大家的 I didn't mean to scare you there.
嘿，你好嗎？ Hey, how you doing?
很棒的吼叫，你叫… Very impressive, Mister...
蘇利文 毛怪蘇利文 Sullivan. Jimmy Sullivan.
蘇利文 Sullivan.
就像比爾·蘇利文，那個驚嚇員？ Like Bill Sullivan, the Scarer?
是的 他是我爸爸 Yeah. He's my dad.
他是蘇利文！ He's a Sullivan!
我就知道 期待你更好的表現 I should have known. I expect big things from you.
當然，決不讓你失望 Well, you won't be disappointed.
額…對不起 我能繼續嗎？ I'm sorry. Should I keep going?
不，不用了 蘇利文先生已經展示過了 No, no. Mr. Sullivan's covered it.
大家拿出課本 Everyone take out your Scaring textbooks
翻到第一章 and open them to chapter one.
嘿，小傢伙 能借支鉛筆嗎？ Hey, bub. Can I borrow a pencil?
我忘帶文具了 I forgot all my stuff.
好勒 是的 就這樣 就這樣 All right. Yes. There we go. That will get it.
嗯…舒服 Yeah.
拜託，麥克 這是兄弟會 Come on, Mike. It's a fraternity
和女學員聯誼會 我們必須得去！ and sorority party. We have to go!
如果驚嚇考試不及格，我們就玩兒完了 If we flunk that Scaring final, we are done.
我絕不會失敗的 I'm not taking any chances.
你有這個學年可以學習 You've got the whole semester to study,
但是交朋友可能只有一次機會啊 but this might be our only chance to get in good with the cool kids.
所以我做了這些小蛋糕 That's why I made these cupcakes.
差點鬧笑話了 That could have been embarrassing.
不達目標，誓不罷休 When I'm a Scarer, life will be a nonstop party.
別自找麻煩，野小子 Stay out of trouble, wild man.
野小子 Wild man.
怎麼回事… What the...
阿奇！ Archie!
你是誰… What are you...
等等…你在噓我嗎？你不能… Wait... You're shushing me? You can't...
- 他去哪兒了？ - 他死定了 - Where did he go? - He's dead meat.
- 他現在惹上大麻煩了 - 沒錯 - That guy's in big trouble. - Yeah, he is.
嘿，夥計們！在這兒！ Hey, guys! Over here!
一群草包 Fear Tech dummies.
- 對不起啦，兄弟 - 為什麼跑到我的房間？ - Sorry about that, buddy. - Why are you in my room?
你的房間？這是我的… Your room? This is my...
這不是我的房間 This is not my room.
阿奇！快來，寶貝 Archie! Come here, boy.
阿奇？ Archie?
它是只嚇人豬 是那幫草包的吉祥物 Archie the Scare Pig. He's Fear Tech's mascot.
它為什麼會在這兒？ Why is it here?
我偷的 準備把它送去吼叫精英隊 I stole it. Going to take it to the RORs.
送哪兒？ The what?
吼叫精英隊 全校最棒的兄弟會 Roar Omega Roar. The top fraternity on campus.
他們只吸納精英中的精英 They only accept the highly elite.
好吧，我提床，你去抓它 Okay, I'll lift the bed, you grab the pig.
- 好了嗎？一，二，三 - 什麼？不，不… - Ready? One, two, three. - What? No, no... What...
就這樣 別讓它跑了 That's it. Don't let go.
小心 它會咬人哦 Careful. He's a biter.
抓住了！ I got him!
太刺激了！ That was awesome!
我在幹什麼哪？我是毛怪蘇利文 What am I doing? James P. Sullivan.
大眼仔麥克 Mike Wazowski.
聽著，見到你很高興 Listen, it was quite delightful meeting you
不管怎麼樣 and whatever that is,
但是如果你不介意，我得學習了 but if you don't mind, I have to study my Scaring.
驚嚇根本就不需要學 做就是了 You don't need to study Scaring. You just do it.
真的？我覺得沒有那麼簡單 Really? I think there's a little more to it than that.
但是，嘿，感謝你的造訪 But, hey, thanks for stopping by.
放開那東西！ Let go of that!
- 我的帽子！ - 我的豬！ - My hat! - My pig!
給我過來 Come here!
抓住它！ Catch it!
回到這裏！ Come back here!
漂亮！ Yeah!
一直往前走！ Ride it to frat row!
他的觸角和他的翅膀，他們… Tentacles and serpent's wings, they...
加油，加油，加油！ Go, go, go!
快點！ Come on!
要小蛋糕嗎？ Cupcake?
抓住啦！ Got it!
恐懼專業吉祥物！任務完成！ Fear Tech's mascot! MU rules!
怪大！怪大！怪大！ M-U! M-U! M-U!
看到他抓住那隻豬了嗎？ Did you see him catch that pig?
你是塊當大只佬的好材料，新人 You are Jaws Theta Chi material, freshman.
哦，謝謝 我不知道… Thanks. I don't know...
不，不，不 他是我們的人 No, no, no. He's an Omega Howl guy.
- 走開 我們先到的 - 沒門兒 我們先到的！ - Back off. We saw him first. - No way. We did!
我要定他了，先生們 I'll take it from here, gentlemen.
約翰尼·沃辛頓，吼叫精英隊主席 Johnny Worthington, president of Roar Omega Roar.
叫什麼名字，藍大個兒？ What's your name, big blue?
毛怪蘇利文 朋友都叫我蘇利 Jimmy Sullivan. Friends call me Sulley.
這傢伙叫蘇利文？是那個有名的蘇利文嗎？ This guy's a Sullivan? Like the famous Sullivan?
難以置信！這太瘋狂了！ I can't believe it! That is crazy!
- 切特，冷靜 - 對不起 - Chet, calm down. - I'm sorry.
蘇利，每個有勇氣的新會員都會 Sulley, any freshman with the guts to pull off a stunt like that
貼上「未來驚星」的標籤 has got "Future Scarer" written all over him.
嘿，看到我騎那隻豬了嗎？那也需要勇氣啊 Hey, did you see me ride the pig? That took guts.
慢點，蠢貨 這裏只允許驚嚇專業學生進入 Slow down, squirt. This party is for Scare students only.
哦，對不起，殺手，但是你可能會想和 Sorry, killer, but you might want to hang out
那些傢伙聚聚 with someone a little more your speed.
他們挺滑稽的！ They look fun!
你好 想加入我們OK兄弟隊嗎？ Hey there. Want to join Oozma Kappa?
有蛋糕贈送哦 We have cake.
去玩兒吧 Go crazy.
這是在耍我嗎？ Is that a joke?
蘇利，和你的朋友說說 Sulley, talk to your friend.
哦，他並不是我的朋友，但好吧 He's not really my friend, but sure.
你聽到了 這是驚嚇專業學生的聚會 You heard him. This is a party for Scare students.
我就是這個專業的 I am a Scare student.
我指的是真正會嚇人的 I mean for Scare students who actually,
你懂的，有天賦的人 you know, have a chance.
哦，說中了！ Aw, snap!
我的天賦和你一樣的好 My chances are just as good as yours.
你和我都不是一路人 You're not even in the same league with me.
等著瞧吧，大天才 Just wait, hotshot.
今年我會嚇死你 I'm going to scare circles around you this year.
好吧 我很期待 Okay. I'd like to see that.
不用擔心 你會的 Don't worry. You will.
準備好 Ready position.
普通吼叫 Common crouch.
我想要看到你們豎起的毛和黃色的牙 普通咆哮@ I want to see matted fur and yellow teeth. Basic snarl.
讓我看到你們猙獰的面孔 Show me some slobber.
猙獰是工具，孩子們 要運用它 Drool is a tool, kids. Use it.
這才是看著像驚嚇員的怪獸 Now here is a monster who looks like a Scarer.
想要通過這個專業課，最好吃飯 You want a hope of passing this class, you better eat,
呼吸，睡覺都要想著嚇人 breathe, and sleep Scaring.
好！ Yeah!
換一題 Give me another one.
- 對蜘蛛的恐懼癥狀叫？ - 蜘蛛恐懼癥 - Fear of spiders. - Arachnophobia.
- 對雷電的恐懼叫？ - 閃電恐懼癥 - Fear of thunder. - Keraunophobia.
- 對筷子的恐懼叫？ - 筷子恐懼癥 - Fear of chopsticks! - Consecotaleophobia.
這算什麼，幼兒園的測試題？給我來個有難度的 What is this, kindergarten? Give me a hard one.
怪大一出手！打遍天下無敵手！ Go Monsters U! You know what to do!
答案是C，尖牙 The answer is C, fangs.
幹得好，大眼仔先生 Well done, Mr. Wazowski.
- 一碗蜘蛛！ - 正確！ - A bowl of spiders! - Correct!
- 黑暗中奔跑的小丑！ - 又對了 - A clown running in the dark! - Right again.
按順序是長瘤，生瘡，得痣 Warts, boils, and moles, in that order.
太棒了！ Outstanding!
食人魔 Ogre slump.
殭屍咆哮 Zombie snarl.
統治級的銀背大猩猩 Dominant silverback gorilla.
進步很顯著，邁克爾 That is some remarkable improvement, Michael.
光憑一張恐怖的臉可成不了驚嚇員啊，蘇利文先生 One frightening face does not a Scarer make, Mr. Sullivan.
一個流著口水的駱駝鬼臉 A Tauntaun Grimace with Extra Slobber.
- 答對了！ - 這就是我要的 - You got it! - That's what I'm saying.
我要把那小百事通打的屁滾尿流 I am going to wipe the floor with that little know-it-all.
沒錯，相信你，大藍個兒 Yes, you are, big blue.
嘿，等等 你在幹什麼… Hey, wait. What are you guys...
只是以防萬一 It's just a precaution.
吼叫精英隊必須得是全校最好的，蘇利文 RORs are the best Scarers on campus, Sullivan.
我們可不能吸納連個鄉巴佬都比不過的會員 Can't have a member getting shown up by a beach ball.
我蓄勢待發 I am on a roll.
我會徹底擊敗那個傢伙 I'm going to destroy that guy.
那也你就能馬上回歸組織了 Well, then you'll get this back right away.
是時候開始履行你蘇利文家的承諾了 It's time to start delivering on that Sullivan name.
今天的考試將測試你們嚇唬小孩的能力 Today's final will judge your ability to assess a child's fear
然後進行現場的模擬驚嚇測驗 and perform the appropriate Scare in the Scare Simulator.
小孩子的敏感等級將提升 The Child Sensitivity Level will be raised
從尿床提升到深度睡眠 from Bed-wetter to Heavy Sleeper,
所以大家加油吧 so give it everything you've got.
郝刻薄院長會和我一起監考 Dean Hardscrabble is with us this morning
來決定誰會進入驚嚇課題研究項目 to see who will be moving on in the Scaring program
誰會被淘汰 and who will not.
考試開始 Let's get started.
假設我是一個害怕蜘蛛和聖誕老人的五歲小女孩 I am a five-year-old girl afraid of spiders and Santa Claus.
你會用哪種驚嚇方式？ Which Scare do you use?
有季節性的匍匐爬行 That's a Seasonal Creep and Crawl.
請演示 Demonstrate.
成績會貼在我辦公室外面 下一個 Results will be posted outside my office. Next.
集中精力 Focus.
約翰遜，爆裂嚎叫 答對了！ Johnson, Crackle and Howl. Yes!
嘿 撿起來好嗎？ Hey. Do you mind?
才不呢 Don't mind at all.
得了，麥克 我們走吧 Come on, Mike. Let's just move.
別擋我的道兒 Stay out of my way.
不像你，我可是要努力加入課題研究組的 Unlike you, I had to work hard to get into the Scare program.
那是因為你根本不是這塊料 That's because you don't belong here.
看，我就說嘛 That's what I thought.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
這是個意外 It was an accident.
什麼？為了這個？ What? This?
我人生中的一個小紀念品？ My one souvenir from a lifetime of Scaring?
意外隨時會發生，不是嗎？ Accidents happen, don't they.
重要的是沒人受傷 The important thing is no one got hurt.
您的反應真讓我吃驚啊 You're taking this remarkably well.
現在，考試繼續 Now, let's continue the exams.
大眼仔先生，假設我是個五歲小女孩 Mr. Wazowski, I'm a five-year-old girl
住在堪薩斯的農場，害怕閃電 on a farm in Kansas afraid of lightning.
你會用哪種驚嚇方式？ Which Scare do you use?
我不是該站到那上面去… Shouldn't I go up on the...
用什麼方式？ Which Scare do you use?
伴隨著爆裂叫喊的影子閃現 That is a Shadow Approach with a Crackle Holler.
請演示 Demonstrate.
- 好了，謝謝 - 可是我還沒演示… - Stop. Thank you. - But I didn't get to...
我已經知道了 I've seen enough.
假設我是個七歲的小男孩… I'm a seven-year-old boy...
我還沒說完呢 I wasn't finished.
我不需要知道這些瑣碎的細節 I don't need to know any of that stuff to scare.
這些「細節」會告訴你 That "stuff" would've informed you
其實這個男孩怕蛇 that this particular child is afraid of snakes.
所以你的吼叫不會嚇到他，反而會讓他大哭 So a roar wouldn't make him scream, it would make him cry,
驚醒他的父母，然後暴露我們的世界 alerting his parents, exposing the monster world,
進而消滅我們 destroying life as we know it,
後果是我們無法承受的 and of course we can't have that.
所以恐怕我不能舉薦你 So I'm afraid I cannot recommend that you continue
進入課題研究項目 再見 in the Scaring program. Good day.
等等，什麼？但我是蘇利文家族的 Wait, what? But I'm a Sullivan.
那麼，你的家族肯定會感到很失望的 Well then, I'm sure your family will be very disappointed.
還有，大眼仔先生，你的某些不足 And, Mr. Wazowski, what you lack is something
靠教是無法彌補的 that cannot be taught.
你根本不嚇人 You're not scary.
你也不能繼續驚嚇課題研究項目 You will not be continuing in the Scaring program.
求你了 讓我再試試模擬演示 我會給你個驚喜的 Please. Let me try the simulator. I'll surprise you.
給我個驚喜？我表示強烈的懷疑 Surprise me? I doubt that very much.
歡迎回來 Welcome back.
希望你們度過了一個愉快的假期 I hope everyone had a pleasant break.
有人說作為尖叫儲能罐的設計師很無聊 Some say that a career as a scream-can designer is boring,
毫無挑戰，是對怪物潛能的極大浪費 unchallenging, a waste of a monster's potential.
翻開課本到第三章 Open your textbooks to chapter three.
我們現在開始學習 We will now plunge into the rich history
儲能罐設計歷史 of scream-can design.
滾開！ Out of my way!
借過！哦，對不起 Coming through! Sorry.
歡迎來到本年度驚嚇淘汰賽 Welcome to this year's Greek Scare Games kickoff.
驚嚇比賽！好啊！ The Scare Games! Yeah!
好啦，放鬆 Okay, relax.
有請特邀嘉賓，本賽事的創始人 We have a special guest, the founder of the games,
郝刻薄院長 Dean Hardscrabble.
下午好 Good afternoon.
學生時代，我創立這項賽事 As a student, I created these games
作為一種友好競爭 as a friendly competition,
但要準備好 but be prepared.
把獎盃帶回家 To take home the trophy,
你必須是校內實力最強的怪物 you must be the most fearsome monsters on campus.
所以祝大家好運，期待冠軍的誕生 So good luck, and may the best monsters win.
好了，各位 All right, everybody.
我們現場報名截止，期待大家的… We're closing down sign-ups, so we'll see you all...
等等！ Wait!
我要報名！ I'm signing up!
什麼？ What?
額…你必須得是兄弟會會員才有報名資格 You have to be in a fraternity to compete.
看看本屆驚嚇大賽的冠軍得主吧 Behold the next winning fraternity of the Scare Games,
兄弟們，我的兄弟們，OK兄弟隊！ the brothers, my brothers, of Oozma Kappa!
大家好 Hi.
大眼仔先生，你在幹什麼？ Mr. Wazowski, what are you doing?
你剛說了，冠軍會是全校最強的怪物 You just said the winners are the most fearsome monsters on campus.
如果我贏了，那就意味著你淘汰了 If I win, it means you kicked out the best Scarer
全校最強的驚嚇員 in the whole school.
這不可能 That won't happen.
咱們打個賭如何？ How about a little wager?
如果我贏了，你就讓我參加驚嚇課題研究項目 If I win, you let me back in the Scaring program.
這能證明什麼呢？ And what would that prove?
證明你錯了 That you were wrong.
很好 Very well.
如果你贏了，我就讓你的小組 If you win, I will let your entire team
進入驚嚇項目組裏 into the Scare program.
但如果你輸了 But if you lose,
你就必須離開怪物大學 you will leave Monsters University.
成交 Deal.
現在你的任務就是去湊足人員來 Now all you need to do is find enough members to compete.
我們不是有六個人了嗎？ We need six guys, right?
不好意思，老大 Sorry, chief.
我們統計的是身體，不是人頭 We count bodies, not heads.
那傢伙只能算一個人 That dude counts as one.
有人願意加入我們小組嗎？還有人落單嗎？ Anybody else want to join our team? Anyone at all?
請讓讓 不好意思 我遲到了 Excuse me. Sorry. I'm late.
- 能讓讓不？ - 藍道！ - Can I squeeze by you? - Randy!
藍道，謝天謝地 我的隊伍需要你 Randy, thank goodness. I need you on my team.
對不起 我已經有隊伍了 Sorry. I'm already on a team.
博格斯 Boggs.
我當然是想要跟土豪一起玩，麥克 I'm finally in With the cool kids, Mike.
別責備我啦 Don't blow this for me.
表演一下 Do the thing.
他到哪兒去了？ Where did he go?
拜託，再來個人 Please, anybody.
我還需要多一個怪物 只要一個就夠了！ I need one more monster. Just one more!
是啊，不好意思呢 看起來形勢不行啊 Yeah, sorry. Doesn't look good.
我們必須繼續流程了 你的隊伍可不樂觀啊 We have to move on. Your team doesn't qualify.
不，沒事的！ Yes, it does!
你神一般的隊友到了 The star player has just arrived.
別鬧！來個別人吧！求你了！任何誰都行 No way! Someone else! Please! Anyone else.
我們要提交名單了，好嗎？ We're shutting down sign-ups, okay?
他是你隊上的嗎？ Is he on your team or not?
快點！別磨蹭了！ Come on! Let's go!
好吧！是的，他是我的人 Fine! Yes, he's on my team.
多保重 Good luck.
好了，大眼仔，計劃是什麼？ All right, Wazowski, what's the plan?
這裏就是兄弟會大屋？ This is a fraternity house?
嗨，隊友們！快進來！ Hey there, teammateys! Come on aboard!
我僅代表OK兄弟隊的領導 As the president of Oozma Kappa,
歡迎你們來到你們的新家 it is my honor to welcome you to your new home.
我們稱這房間為「派對中心」 We call this room "Party Central."
但實際上，我們還沒在這裏舉辦過派對呢 Technically, we haven't actually had a party here yet.
但如果要搞，肯定嗨爆！ But when we do, we'll be ready!
熱可可列車過來了！ The hot cocoa train is coming through!
下一站…你！ Next stop... You!
我想先開始自我介紹… I would like to start us off first by...
那麼，你們是驚嚇專業的嗎？ So, you guys are Scaring majors?
是的！但我們都沒能堅持得太久 We were! None of us lasted very long.
我想我們都不是那郝刻薄老頭需要的人才 I guess we just weren't what old Hardscrabble was looking for.
老唐卡爾頓，成人學生 Don Carlton, mature student.
在紡織專業待了30年了 Thirty years in the textile industry
小唐都變老唐了 and then old dandy Don got downsized.
我想如果我沒能加入你們的隊伍 Figured I could throw myself a pity party,
那就還是要回到學校去學習電腦操作了 or go back to school and learn the computers.
你好 我叫泰銳，帶個… Hello. I'm Terry with a
而我叫泰瑞，是「裏」的！我是舞蹈專業的！ And I'm Terri with an "I"! I'm a dance major!
但我不是 And I'm not.
五，六，七，八！ Five, six, seven, eight!
七，八，轉身！然後…你為什麼不轉？ Seven, eight, turn! And... Why didn't you turn?
因為我們沒說過要跳舞呢！ Because we never agreed to do this!
但你說這樣會很酷呢！ You said this was going to be cool!
沒人說過這個很酷 No one said this was gonna be cool.
- 現在我可囧了 - 你囧個什麼了？ - Now I'm embarrassed. - Now you're embarrassed?
對，因為現在是在大庭廣眾表演呢！ Yes, because it's in front of people!
拋開臉面別鬧了 You should wake up embarrassed.
我是阿拱！新哲學系的 I'm Art! New Age philosophy major.
很高興與你們生死與共，無論是生 Excited to live with you and laugh with you,
還是死 and cry with you.
現在你們肯定是想要一段夢幻之旅 Thought you might like to keep a dream journal.
看我都忘了些什麼 Guess that leaves me.
我叫史乖寶 My name's Scott Squibbles.
我的朋友都叫我史乖寶 My friends call me Squishy.
我是中立，無攻擊性的 I'm undeclared, unattached,
但除這裏之外沒地方歡迎我了 and unwelcome pretty much everywhere but here.
現在我們都一一介紹過了 Now that we've all been introduced,
作為隊伍的領袖… as captain of our team...
那麼，你們應該都沒有過驚嚇經歷吧？ So, basically, you guys have no Scaring experience?
是不多！但我們現在有你呢！ Not a lot! But now we've got you!
你可是我見過最棒的驚嚇大佬呢 You're about the scariest fella I've ever seen.
儘管那粉紅圓點花紋有點娘炮 Even with them pink polka dots.
謝了 Thanks.
那個，是我帶了這個大傢伙來的 Actually, I think I bring the whole package.
你手掌有我臉那麼大！ Your hands are as big as my face!
他就像長著毛的大山！ He's like a mountain with fur!
嘿，別鬧了 手這麼大我都沒法幹活的 Come on. I don't even work out.
對，我也是 又不是我自己想變那麼大的 Yeah, me neither. I don't want to get too big.
我們一度認為我們的夢碎了 We thought our dreams were over,
但麥克說了如果我們能贏 but Mike said if we win,
他們就會讓我們加入驚嚇項目組 they're letting us in the Scaring program.
我們會成為真正的驚嚇員的！ We're going to be real Scarers!
- 還會是最棒的！ - 廢話！ - The best! - You betcha!
對！最棒的 Yeah! Right.
這裏是你們夢寐以求的地方，夥計們 And here's what you've been waiting for, fellas.
歡迎來到奧斯馬卡帕的臥室 Your very own Oozma Kappa bedroom.
- 太棒了！ - 我們一起用這房間嗎？ - Great! - We're sharing this room?
我們會幫你們整頓好的 We'll let you guys get settled.
有任何需要的，只需大喊一聲！ Anything you need, you just give a big holler-oonie!
好的，謝了，夥計 你沒在耍我吧？ Okay, thanks, buddy. Are you kidding me?
看吧，他們不一定要是優秀人才 Look, they don't need to be good.
因為我將帶領這隊伍 I'm going to carry the whole team.
是嗎？那誰來帶領你呢？ Really? And who's going to carry you?
嘿，如果你反悔了 Hey, if you want to go back to can design,
門在那兒，請自便 you know where the door is.
很好 Great.
夥計們？ Guys?
有人在家嗎？ anybody home?
有人嗎？ Hello?
小夥伴們？ Fellas?
你能以你的靈魂向OK兄弟隊起誓嗎？ Do you pledge your souls to the Oozma Kappa brotherhood?
你能發誓保守秘密… Do you swear to keep secret...
在這裏所學到的一切嗎？ all that you learn here?
無論任何威逼利誘？ No matter how horrifying?
你能遵守驚嚇誓言… Will you take the sacred oath of the...
- 我了個去 - 小甜心！ - For crying out loud. - Sweetie!
既然人在這就開個燈啊！ Turn the lights on while you're down here!
這樣眼睛會瞎掉的！ You're going to ruin your eyes!
媽媽！我們在進行儀式呢！ Mom! We're doing an initiation!
噢，真嚇人 好了，繼續吧 Scary. Well, carry on.
就當我不在這就行了 Just pretend I'm not here.
這是我媽媽的家 This is my mom's house.
你能保證始終照應你的弟兄們… Do you promise to look out for your brothers...
…無論置身於何種危險中？ ...no matter what the peril?
無論面臨何種危難你都能為OK兄弟隊而戰嗎？ Will you defend Oozma Kappa no matter how dangerous?
就算真的是很危險的那種都要嗎？ No matter how insurmountable the odds may be?
無論是多大多小的事都要？ From evils both great and small?
就算痛苦永不止步… In the face of unending pain and...
算了！你合格了 Forget it! You're in.
看，我們知道我們不是兄弟會的第一選擇 Look, we know we're no one's first choice for a fraternity,
你能在這邊跟我們一起這對我們來說意味重大 so it means a lot to have you here with us.
真等不及和你們一起去驚嚇了，弟兄們 Can't wait to start Scaring with you, brothers.
- 開始慶祝吧！ - 好啊！ - Time for a celebration! - Yeah!
擺好沙發座椅，先生們 Grab the couch cushions, gentlemen,
因為我們要建立個要塞！ because we're building a fort!
媽媽，我們今晚能晚點上床嗎？ Mom, can we stay up late tonight?
我知道你是個公主，而我只是個啪車小弟 I know you're a princess and I'm just a stable boy.
媽媽！你在幹嘛？ Mom! What are you doing?
你們那骯髒的爪子居然放我床上了！ Your grubby paw was in my bed!
你是在親我的手嗎？ Were you kissing my hand?
才不是 而你怎麼會掉這麼多毛？ No. And what about you with all your shedding?
- 我才沒掉毛呢 - 真的 - I don't shed. - Really.
- 借過 - 我要去拿我的東西 - Excuse me. - I just want to get my stuff.
- 你可不可以… - 別這樣！ - Would you just... - Come on!
讓我去拿東西！ let me get my stuff!
在這屋子裏的第一個早晨 First morning in the house.
鬧鐘響了！ That's going in the album!
- 夥計們！有一封信！ - 一封信？ - Guys! We got a letter! - A letter?
我們從沒收過信 We never get mail.
- 抱歉 粘住了 - 你可以… 把那給我！ - Sorry. It's stuck. - Would you... Give me that!
是觸手 他們粘住了 Tentacles. They're sticky.
這是驚嚇遊戲的第一個場景 It's the first event of the Scare Games.
「小孩的房間就是你的戰場 "A child's room is where you scare,
「但要注意那裏隱藏的危機」 "but avoid the toxicity lurking there."
等一等 他們要我們去哪？ Wait a minute. Where do they want us to meet?
在校園裏的所有下水道裏 Of all the sewers on campus,
這裏是我的最愛 this one has always been my favorite.
阿拱，你從前來過這？ Art, you've been here before?
我曾有一段時間無家可歸，你懂的 I have a life outside of the house, you know.
歡迎來到最惡之噩夢 Welcome to your worst nightmare,
驚嚇遊戲！ the Scare Games!
驚嚇遊戲！驚嚇遊戲！ Scare Games! Scare Games!
太棒了！我就喜歡它！ Yes! Yes, I love it!
源源不斷的能源！ I love this energy!
好了 好了，各位 Okay. Okay, everybody.
讓我們歡迎兄弟會和公主聯盟… Let's hear it for the frats and sororities
參與今年競賽… competing in this year's games...
大只佬隊！ Jaws Theta Chi!
美少女隊！ Python Nu Kappa!
運動健將隊！ Slugma Slugma Kappa!
吼叫精英隊！ Roar Omega Roar!
哥特女孩隊！ Eta Hiss Hiss!
最後一個，OK兄弟隊 And finally, Oozma Kappa.
嗨，媽媽！ Hi, Mom!
笑一個！ Smile!
讓我們來進行首個單元 Let's begin the first competition,
劇毒挑戰！ the Toxicity Challenge!
人類小孩就是劇毒！ Human children are toxic!
他們碰過的東西都有劇毒 And anything they touch is toxic.
我們可沒有什麼人類的玩具 We don't have any human toys,
但感謝怪物大學生物部門贊助 but thanks to MU's biology department,
我們找到了相近的替代品 we found a close second,
輝光海膽！ the stinging glow urchin!
相信我說的 Trust me when I say,
你們不會想碰這東西一下的！ you are not gonna want to touch this bad boy!
我想碰 I want to touch it.
你肯定會後悔碰它們的 And you certainly don't want to touch any of its friends.
不，我真想碰它們 Yeah, I want to touch them.
這是起點 This is the starting line.
燈光那頭是終點線 The light at the end of the tunnel is the finish line.
落在後面就將被淘汰 And whoever comes in last is eliminated from the games.
- 麥克… - 怎麼回事？ - Mike... - What is it?
是不是說如果我們輸了，就出局了？ Does that mean if we lose, we're out?
- 別擔心，斯莫西 - 是史乖寶！ - Don't worry, Smoothie. - Squishy!
史乖寶 我們不會輸的 Squishy. We're not going to lose,
因為我們已經有了勝利的必備條件了 because we have everything we need to win right here.
勇敢的心 Head.
不！是我 我會為我們贏得這場比賽的 No! Me. I'm going to win the race for us.
好了，好了 真是非常可愛 All right, all right. That's very cute,
走開，走開，走開 我將贏得比賽 but move, move, move. I'm going to win this.
這只是個障礙物 It's an obstacle course.
你想怎麼做？對它吼？ What are you going to do? Roar at it?
我能比你更快穿過去，小東西 I can get through faster than you, little guy.
在起點線各就各位！ Take your place at the starting line!
這關乎於團隊合作 This is all about teamwork.
大家，靠近點 Everybody, stick together.
我要在終點線那邊打敗你 I'm going to beat you over that finish line.
吃我的腳底灰塵吧 Get ready to eat my dust.
嘿，夥計們，我們也應該縮起來作預備狀嗎？ Hey, guys, should we huddle up?
注意，隊伍們 最後一件事 Attention, teams. One last thing.
驚嚇者應該在是黑暗中工作的 Scarers work in the dark.
- 我想回家！ - 各就各位… - I want to go home! - On your marks...
嘿，那個，祝你們好運，女士們 Hey, good luck, ladies.
謝謝！我們要把你撕成碎片！ Thanks! We're going to rip you to pieces!
什麼？ What?
…預備… ...get set...
出發！ Go!
我要去摸它們！ I'm going to touch them!
快點！ Come on!
呃，大家！我們落後一點了！夥計們！ Guys! We're falling behind a little! Fellas!
奶酪餅乾！ Cheese and crackers!
你媽長絡腮鬍！ Son of a moustache!
索爾斯伯利牛肉餅，好痛！ Salisbury steak, that hurts!
這就是你的最快速度了？ Is that as fast as you can go?
- 還沒開始跑呢！ - 搞什麼… - Just getting started! - What the...
會受傷的！ That's got to hurt!
泰銳！ Terry!
別擔心，我們會沒… Don't worry, we'll be...
看我超車！ Yikes!
吼叫精英隊贏了！ Roar Omega Roar wins!
看到了吧，大眼仔！ Take that, Wazowski!
你發什麼神經？我贏了你！ Are you delirious? I beat you!
睜大你的獨眼看看！ Get your eye checked!
噢，奧斯馬的死定了！ Way to blow it, Oozmas!
第二名也不錯了 Second place ain't bad.
第二名，大只佬隊！ Second place, Jaws Theta Chi!
什麼？ What?
整個隊的成員都必須過終點線 Your whole team has to cross the finish line.
第三名，運動健將隊！ Third place, EEKs!
- 第四名，美少女隊！ - 不是吧 - Fourth place, PNKs! - No.
- 第五名，哥特女孩隊！ - 不，不，不！ - Fifth place, HSS! - No, no, no!
然後就是最後一名 And in last place,
OK兄弟隊 Oozma Kappa.
我全身麻痹什麼都感覺不到了 I can't feel my anything.
我去！OK兄弟隊被淘汰了！ Shocker! Oozma Kappa has been eliminated!
不 No.
別太驚訝了，大眼仔先生 Don't look so surprised, Mr. Wazowski.
如果你能獲勝那才是一個奇跡呢… It would have taken a miracle for you to...
各位，注意 有個突發狀況 Attention, everyone. We have an announcement.
大只佬隊被取消參賽資格了 Jaws Theta Chi has been disqualified.
因為使用了非法的保護膠 The use of illegal protective gel is cause for elimination.
什麼！ What!
這意味著OK兄弟隊可以重返比賽了！ Which means Oozma Kappa is back in the games!
這真是個奇跡！ It's a miracle!
繼續走你的狗屎運吧 Your luck will run out, eventually.
這可比我想像的難多了 This is going to be harder than I thought.
好了！聽著，奧斯馬 Okay! Listen up, Oozmas.
現在，我們必須開始一起贏得一切 Now, we're going to have to start winning these things together,
這意思就是我必須 so that means I'm going to need
得到你們每個人的幫助 each of you guys to pull your own weight.
- 麥克？ - 什麼？ - Mike? - What is it?
我們必須列個清單寫上我們每人的強項和弱點 We've made a list of our strengths and weaknesses.
在高中，我曾經是寂靜驚嚇術大師 In high school, I was the master of the silent scare.
我能在枕頭工廠的一大片老鼠中悄然降臨 I could sneak up on a field mouse in a pillow factory.
杯具的是，它們在我渾身大汗的時候粘上了我 Sorry! They get stickier when I'm sweaty.
噢，老天，這太難受了 Oh, my gosh, that's terrible.
我們專精於古老的秘傳魔術 We're experts in the ancient craft of close-up magic.
這就是錯誤引導的 It's all about misdirection.
我多了個腳趾 I have an extra toe.
當然不是在我身上 Not with me, of course.
夥計們，下一場有人必須頂上，我們可是剛敗部復活呢 Guys, one slip-up on the next event, and we're goners.
那麼這麼辦 So for this to work,
我要你把你們所有的本事 I'm gonna need you to take every instinct you have
把它隱藏深點，深到極致 and bury it deep, deep down.
- 沒問題 - 從現在開始，我們必須統一思想 - Done. - From now on, we are of one mind.
以我為主 My mind.
求你了 Please.
我會給你下達準確的命令，告訴你怎麼做，如何做 I will tell you exactly what to do, and how to do it.
好吧，麥克 你應該不會有錯的 Okay, Mike. Seems about right.
好了 來回走驚嚇台階 All right. Give me scary steps.
50趟來回，就現在 出發！ Fifty up and down, right now. Let's go!
你是在浪費時間 我們需要個新隊伍 You're wasting your time. We need a new team.
我們不能就「弄個新隊伍」！ We can't just "get a new team"!
我今早確認過了 這違反規則 I checked this morning. It's against the rules.
但如果我們把新隊伍整得還是像原來的那樣呢？ What if we disguised a new team to look like the old team?
噢，不不 我們才不作弊呢 No, no. We are not cheating.
這不是作弊 It's not cheating.
我只是要，你懂的，提高比賽質量 I'm just, you know, leveling the playing field.
好吧，這就是所謂的作弊了 Okay, so it's kind of cheating,
那你想要我怎麼做？ but what do you want me to do?
他們又不是什麼世界上最屌的驚嚇團飩櫌They're not exactly the scariest group in the world.
噢，一隻女蟲子！快許願！快許願！ Oh, a ladybug! Make a wish! Make a wish!
這就是在白費勁 This is not going to work.
你要去哪兒？我們在訓練呢 Where are you going? We're training.
我可是蘇利文 I'm a Sullivan.
那又如何 你們都一個檔次的 That's not enough. You're all over the place.
不，不，不！ 你現在不努力後面就死定了… You're charging ahead when you...
你告訴他們就行了，不用對著我來 You tell them what to do but not me.
就這樣了，老大 So long, Coach.
好吧，奧斯馬… Okay, Oozmas...
小子，我給你安個鈴鐺 Boy, we need to get you a bell.
聽著 「當小孩知道你來了」 Listen up. "if a kid hears you coming,
「他們就會哭爹喊娘的」 they'll call Mom or Dad,
「到那時你最好溜快點，不然就杯具了」 "then you'd better run fast or things will get bad."
在下一關裏，只要我們的其中一個被抓了 In the next event, if even one of us gets caught,
我們就全玩完了 we're all out.
所以記住了，跟在我後頭學著點 So remember, do exactly what I do.
我們目前身在第二關的半程點 We are at the halfway point of the second event,
比賽真是越來越有意思了 and things are getting interesting.
接著 Got it.
目前只有兩隊勝出比賽 Only two teams left.
誰將脫穎而出保住他們的旗幟 Who will make it out with their flag,
而誰又將會被淘汰出局呢？ and who will be eliminated?
真實的驚嚇中 In a real Scare,
誰都不會想被人類小孩的父母給抓住 you do not want to get caught by a kid's parent.
而在這關裏，你將面對的則是 And in this event, you do not want to get caught by
圖書管理員 the librarian.
安靜 Quiet.
一個又老又矮的圖書管理員有什麼好怕的？ What's so scary about a little old librarian?
我說，「安靜」 I said, "Quiet."
- 走快點 - 放慢步伐保持平衡 - Faster. - Slow and steady.
- 放慢步伐保持平衡 - 放慢步伐保持平衡 - Slow and steady. - Slow and steady.
放慢步伐保持平衡 Slow and steady.
- 蘇利文！ - 蘇利文！ - Sullivan! - Sullivan!
不！ No!
五，六，七，八！ Five, six, seven, eight!
看這兒！ Look over here!
- 這不犯規嗎？ - 認真你就輸了，拖把頭！ - Is that legal? - You better believe it, mop top!
這裏的唯一規則就是別被抓了 The only rule is don't get caught.
在這裏！ Over here!
- 過來抓我啊！ - 過來抓我啊！ - Come and get me! - Come and get me!
夥計們，你們在幹嘛？ Guys, what are you doing?
不能讓她抓到你聽不懂啊 They said don't let her catch you.
但又沒說該怎麼逃！ But they didn't say how!
動起來！動起來！快點！ Move it! Move it! Move it! Come on!
成功了！ We did it!
不，死了 我們把旗子給忘了！ No, we didn't. We forgot the flag!
麥克？ Mike?
- 好樣的，史乖寶！ - 幹得好，史乖寶！ - Way to go, Squishy! - Way to go, Squishy!
怎麼走？ How?
誤導法 Misdirection.
運動健將隊被淘汰了 The EEKs have been eliminated
OK兄弟隊存活下來了！ and Oozma Kappa live to scare another day!
我們過關了！過關了！過關了！ We're OK! We're OK! We're OK!
我真從沒感到過這麼妙！ I've never felt so alive!
我們太棒了！ We were awesome!
好了，清醒點 這可還不是真正的驚嚇呢 Okay, look. That wasn't real Scaring.
但這可比你單打獨鬥的強多了 It was better than what you did.
你們應該遵從我的策略才是 You should've stuck to my strategy.
算了 Whatever.
當我們能真正的開始驚嚇再說吧 Talk to me when we start the real Scaring.
你們要去派對嗎？ You guys going to the party?
那個，我想你問錯人了 I think you've got the wrong guys.
- 我們並沒有被邀請… - 派對？ - We don't get invited to... - Party?
就在吼叫精英隊那邊 The mid-games mixer at the RORs'.
是為頂級驚嚇團隊舉辦的 It's for the top Scare Teams.
你現在跟我們一起了，對嗎？ You're one of us now, right?
到時見！ See you there!
- 你聽到了嗎？ - 我真不敢相信！ - Did you hear that? - I can't believe it!
- 我看不行 - 這太棒了 - Bad idea. - This is great.
他們終於還是發覺我們是真正的驚嚇員了 我們要去！ They're finally seeing us as real Scarers. We're going!
現在年輕人還是那麼喜歡跳舞？ Do young people still dance?
我的動作都不那麼協調呢 Because my moves are a little rusty.
噢，我們忘了帶給主人的禮物了 We forgot to bring a hostess gift.
沒給自己噴香香的話我們可不好意思進去呢 We can't go in there without some scented candles.
冷靜點 我們能進去的 Calm down. We earned this.
如果在談話時冷場了要怎麼辦？ What if there's a lull in the conversation?
我真是不懂… 你知道… I never know what to... You know...
什麼？ Say?
你怎麼能這麼淡定呢？ How are you so good at this?
你們剛剛戲耍了一個50尺高又怒氣滾滾的圖書管理員 You just took on an angry 50-foot librarian,
現在居然被個小小的派對嚇成這樣？ and you're afraid of a little party?
深呼吸下… Take a deep breath...
進去吧！ and in you go!
你好 Hello.
- 是OK兄弟隊！ - 這群傢伙太嚇人了！ - It's Oozma Kappa! - These guys are crazy!
你們今天簡直是碉堡啊！ What you did today was insane!
太牛叉了！ That was awesome!
OK兄弟隊，今晚派對的主角可是驚嚇員！ Oozma Kappa, tonight we party like Scarers!
我一生從未玩到通宵不睡覺！ I've never stayed up this late in my life!
安靜！安靜！ Hey, quiet! Quiet!
安靜點，先靜一靜 Quiet down, you can-wranglers.
好吧 以吼叫精英隊的名義 All right. On behalf of the RORs,
我們要恭賀所有能過關斬將走到今日的隊伍 we'd like to congratulate all the teams that have made it this far.
好了，好了，首先歡迎美少女隊！ All, right, let's hear it for the PNKs!
我太愛這個了！還是那麼的新鮮 哥特女孩隊！ I love that trick! Never gets old. HSS!
真毛骨悚然… Very creepy...
最後，歡迎今年最讓人驚喜的驚嚇隊伍 And finally, the surprise team of the Scare Games,
OK兄弟隊！ Oozma Kappa!
過來吧，夥計們 Come on over, guys.
我必須得承認，夥計們 Now, I got to admit, fellas,
我本以為你們就是一群土肥圓 I thought you were a bunch of nobodies.
但是，我真心錯了 But, boy, was I wrong.
讓我們為OK兄弟隊歡呼！ Let's hear it for Oozma Kappa!
OK兄弟隊！ Oozma Kappa!
什麼？ What?
你們可是校園裏最討喜的怪物 The most adorable monsters on campus.
解放被奴役的動物們 Release the stuffed animals.
臉朝鏡頭！ Faced!
別擔心 沒人會在學校裏看報紙的 Don't worry. Nobody reads the school paper.
對啊，但我可很確定他們會在這區裏看呢 Yeah, but I'm pretty sure they read the quad.
太謝謝你了 Thank you very much.
好的 你要兩個袖的還是四個袖的呢？ Okay. Would you like that with two sleeves or four?
- 謝了 - 替我轉達給你的朋友 - Thanks. - Tell your friends.
你們在幹些什麼？ What do you think you're doing?
為慈善在募捐呢 Raising a little money for charity.
是嗎？好了，快停下 Yeah? Well, stop it.
你要我們停止為慈善募捐？ You want us to stop raising money for charity?
這可太不厚道了 That's not cool.
這傢伙居然不喜歡慈善活動！ This guy hates charity!
你別再讓我們看起來像傻瓜一樣了 I want you to stop making us look like fools.
不，是你自己在讓自己看起來像二貨一樣 Hey, you're making yourselves look like fools.
穩重點吧，夥計們 Let's be honest, boys.
你不會成為真正驚嚇員的 You're never going to be real Scarers,
因為真正的驚嚇員是要像我們這樣的 because real Scarers look like us.
好吧，如果你真想去驚嚇公司上班 But, hey, if you really want to work for a Scare company
你頂多也就是在通訊科裏打雜 they're always hiring in the mailroom.
夥計們，淡定！ Guys, hold on!
嘿，嘿，嘿！等一等 別聽他的 Hey, hey, hey! Wait a second. Don't listen to him.
我們應該繼續努力奮鬥才對 We just need to keep trying.
不，你應該停止什麼奮鬥了！ No, you need to stop trying!
你可以依你所願的訓練怪物們 You can train monsters like this all you want,
但你不能改變他們的本身 but you can't change who they are.
麥克… Mike...
我們很感激你所做的一切，但他是對的 We appreciate everything you've done, but he's right.
無論我們如何訓練，我們都無法成為他們 No matter how much we train, we'll never look like them.
我們是生為 We're built
另外一種事業的 for other things.
對不起，史乖寶！ Sorry, squirt!
有些怪物就是不甘願被拒於高帥富行列之外 Some monsters just aren't cut out for the big leagues.
高帥富行列啊 The big leagues.
夥計們 Guys.
我們要去做個小旅行 We're going on a little field trip.
我的觸手想睡覺了 My tentacle fell asleep.
- 謝了，媽媽 - 玩開心點，孩子們！ - Thanks, Mom. - Have fun, kids!
我就在這聽聽小曲 I'll just be here listening to my tunes.
嗨，那個，我們要去哪兒？ Hey, where are we?
高帥富陣營 The big leagues.
媽媽咪呀 Holy roly-poly.
好棒的圍欄 Nice fence.
這太棒了，麥克 This is amazing, Mike.
我們可不能在這止步 We're not stopping here.
瘋了啊 我們會被逮捕的！ This is crazy. We're going to get arrested!
所有的驚嚇單位現在開始行動 All Scare Floors now active.
西岸開啟 驚嚇員出動 West coast coming online. Scarers coming out.
看看他們 Look at them.
他們要去的是人類的世界 They're going into the human world,
他們看起來一點都不害怕！ and they don't even look scared!
好好看看，夥計們 Take a good look, fellas.
有看到他們的共同點了嗎？ See what they all have in common?
那個…沒啊，沒什麼共同點 No, not really.
這就對了 驚嚇員千奇百樣 Exactly. There's no one type of Scarer.
最好的驚嚇員就是善於發揮他們不同的優點 The best Scarers use their differences to their advantage.
泰瑞？ 快看 Terri? Look.
看看那老傢伙帶來的電力值！ Look at that old feller racking up the big numbers!
老唐，那個老傢伙是「極地惡靈」厄爾湯姆遜！ Don, that old fella is Earl "The Terror" Thompson!
什麼？在哪兒？是真人嗎？ What? Where? That's really him?
他保持了三年的驚嚇紀錄了！ He held the Scare Record for three years!
快看那邊數過來第三個門！ Third door from the end!
「殺手之爪」卡拉貝尼斯特！ Carla "Killer Claws" Benitez!
快看！那是「驚聲尖叫」鮑勃岡德森！ Look! It's "Screaming" Bob Gunderson!
- 我還有他的菜鳥卡呢 - 我也有！ - I still have his rookie card. - Me, too!
他的速度奇慢，但他的… Doesn't have the speed anymore, but his...
- 技術是完美無暇的 - 完美無暇的技術 - Technique is flawless. - Technique is flawless.
你們有在收集驚嚇卡，對嗎？ You collected Scare Cards, huh?
對 有450張呢 Yep. 450 of them.
真牛掰 我有6000張嶄新未拆封的 Impressive. I have 6,000 still in mint condition,
但是，450張也很不錯了 but, you know, 450 is pretty good, too.
嗨，看這看這！我是「極地惡靈」厄爾湯姆遜！ Hey, look at me! I'm Earl "The Terror" Thompson!
簡直太像了！ That's great!
小寶學的不錯嘛 That's a pretty good one, Squish.
我以前好幼稚 I've been a real jerk.
我也一樣 So have I.
但還不算太晚 But it's not too late.
我們會成為一支強隊 We could be a great team.
我們只需要緊密團結在一起 We just need to start working together.
你們在那兒幹嘛？ What are you doing up there?
我不想再回監獄了！ I can't go back to jail!
快點！ Come on!
他們就跟在後面！ They're right behind us!
站住！ Get back here!
快上去，抓住他們！ Up there! Get them!
- 多虧你了，兄弟！ - 小菜一碟 - Thanks, brother! - Don't mention it.
我沒事，只是心臟病小發作了下 I'm fine, really! It's just a little heart attack.
也帶我一個吧！ I want a piece of that action!
媽媽！發動汽車！ Mom! Start the car!
- 什麼？ - 發動汽車！ - What? - Start the car!
拴住汽車？ Stop the bar?
車！開車！ The car! Start the car!
好的 Okay.
快點，加油，加油！ Come on, come on, come on, come on!
快！快進去！ Get in! Get in!
- 媽媽，出發吧！ - 要系安全帶 - Mom, go! - Seatbelts.
- 好了，可以走了！ - 誰要吃口香糖？ - Okay, go! - Does anyone want gum?
快開車！ Just drive!
好的 出發嘍！ Okay. Here we go!
噢，耶！一騎絕塵！ Oh, yeah! Let's break in somewhere else!
太陽曬屁股了！ Rise and shine!
鬼步，鬼步…小孩在洗澡 Scary feet, scary feet... The kid is in the bathroom!
鬼步，鬼步…小孩回來了 Scary feet, scary feet... Oh, he's back!
起床！ Wake up!
三十七！三十八！ Thirty-seven! Thirty-eight!
數到三十九了嗎？快點！ Do I hear thirty-nine? Come on!
太棒了！OK兄弟隊，你們看起來很好 Yes! Okay, Oozma Kappa, you're looking good.
能嚇到小孩才是關鍵 "To frighten a child is the point of a Scare.
如果碰到青少年就要小心了 "If you frighten a teen, then Scarer beware."
來吧，唬住這個孩子 Okay, scare the little kid.
躲開這個少年 Avoid the teenager!
我在聽電話 I'm on the phone!
沒人能懂我 No one understands me!
我什麼都無所謂 Whatever.
可是爸爸，我愛他！ But, Daddy, I love him!
第一名，吼叫精英隊！ First place, Roar Omega Roar!
第二名，OK兄弟隊！ Second place, Oozma Kappa!
第三名，哥特女孩隊 Third place, HSS.
真失敗 You're lame.
「來者不善，會干擾我們」 "Someone is coming, this could ruin your night.
「找好掩護，隱藏起來」 "Stay hidden, take cover, and stay out of sight!"
給你們10秒鐘，快！ You got 10 seconds. Go!
報亭！樹葉堆！你騙誰呢！ Kiosk! Pile of leaves! Standing out in the open.
還有一個呢 And there should be one more.
我幹的怎麼樣？ HOW did I do?
很棒啊，老唐！ Not too shabby, Don!
謝謝！但我下不去了 Thanks! I cannot get down.
殭屍吼！ Zombie snarl!
憤怒的狗 爵士小丑 Angry poodle. Jazz clown.
菲莉絲姨媽 My Aunt Phyllis.
剛剛睡醒 In the morning.
這才是我想要的！ That's what I'm talking about!
練習時間到 Time to go to work.
你被淘汰了！ You're out!
你也是 You're out.
嘿，克裏斯·克林納格，你真倒霉 Hey, tough luck, Kris Kringle.
謝謝各位 Thank you.
好！ Yeah!
現在只剩2個最強隊伍 We're down to two remaining teams,
吼叫精英隊和OK兄弟隊！ Roar Omega Roar and Oozma Kappa!
將帶來終極之戰！ Which leads us to the final event!
每個選手都將面臨考驗 "Every one of your skills will be put to the test.
驚嚇模擬器將選出最強者 "The Scare Simulator will prove who's the best!"
明晚你們將在全校師生面前 Tomorrow night you finally get to Scare
展示自己的驚嚇技能 in front of the whole school!
享受最後的關注吧小夥伴們 Enjoy the attention while it lasts, boys.
你們將在失敗後被遺忘 After you lose, no one will remember you.
或許吧 要是你們輸了，人人都會記得的 Maybe. But when you lose, no one will let you forget it.
噢，孩子 你的回答太精彩了 Oh, boy. That is a good point.
嘿，奧斯馬的兄弟們，你們真棒！ Hey, Oozmas, you guys are awesome!
教我們兩招吧 You've got to teach us your moves.
這個嘛，請教他就行了 Well, then you're gonna want to talk to this guy.
好的，我可以教你們 Sure, I can teach you.
比如你要藏在椅子後面？ All right. You want to hide behind the chair?
那就得變成椅子 You have to become the chair.
院長你也來了 Thanks for coming, Dean.
郝刻薄院長！ Dean Hardscrabble!
萬一我們能重回學院 If we get back into the Scaring program,
希望您不會尷尬 I hope there's no hard feelings.
明天你們每個人 Tomorrow, each of you
都要證明自己的驚嚇能力 must prove that you are undeniably scary.
但我覺得其中一個做不到 And I know for a fact that one of you is not.
不 他比誰都要刻苦 No. He works harder than anyone.
但你覺得他嚇人嗎？ Do you think he's scary?
他是我們隊的靈魂！ He's the heart and soul of the team!
再問一次，他嚇人嗎？ Do you think he's scary?
我們明天贏定了，我有預感！ We're going to win this thing tomorrow, Sull, I can feel it!
終將贏回自己的生活 We'll finally have our lives back on track.
嘿，麥克？ Hey, Mike?
你教會了我很多東西 You know, you've given me a lot of really great tips.
我希望有機會能回報你 I'd love to return the favor sometime.
好啊 隨時都行 Yeah, sure. Anytime.
- 現在就要嗎？ - 好的 - We're doing this now? - Okay.
你熟知每個文章，每個驚嚇理論 You've memorized every textbook, every Scare Theory,
這很好 and that is great.
但現在要把它們統統忘掉 But now it's time to forget all that.
深吸一口氣然後吼出來！ Just reach deep down and let the scary out!
要找感覺 Just feel it.
對的 要狂野 Exactly. Go wild.
我不知道 但我有我自己的一套 I don't know. I've kind of got my own technique.
試試再說嘛 Give it a try.
好，聲音再大點 Good, but bigger!
不不 又來你那套了 發自內心！ Nope. You're thinking again. From the gut!
再來！再加把勁！ Come on! Dig deep!
孩子們！都半夜了！ Boys! It's a school night!
哈，怎麼樣？ So, how was that?
好極了 Up top.
還別說，感覺真不一樣！ You know, it did feel different!
現在感覺什麼都不缺了 I feel like it's all coming together.
喲呵，這一次明天早上全校人 Yup, this time tomorrow the whole school
都將見證 is finally going to see
我大眼仔麥克的本事 what Mike Wazowski can do.
一點沒錯 You're darn right.
怪獸大學 Monsters University
我們為你奉獻自己 We give our heart to you
不論孩子夢在哪裏 Wherever children are dreaming
我們都能帶去夢魘 We'll bring them nightmares, too
哦，怪獸大學 Oh, Monsters University
向母校致敬 Alma Mater hail to you
歡迎來到驚嚇大賽的總決賽現場 Welcome to the final competition of the Scare Games.
是時候看看你們自己 It's time to see how terrifying
到底有多嚇人了 you really are,
歡迎光臨驚嚇模擬器！ in the Scare Simulators!
但是警告你們 But be warned.
每個模擬器的難度指數都被調到了 Each simulated Scare has been set to
最高難度級別 the highest difficulty level.
最高級別？ The highest level?
第一組選手請到起跑線 First Scarers to the starting line.
按計劃是我先來 然後，老唐… Okay, just like we planned. I'll go first. Then, Don...
等一下 麥克是發起人 Hold on. Mike's the one who started all this
我覺得也應該由他來結束 and I think it's only right if he's the one who finishes it.
所以你應該壓軸出場 I think you should go last.
對！ Yes!
是的，麥克 完美的結局！ Yeah, Mike. Finish strong!
那好吧 老唐，你第一個來？ All right. Don, you okay going first?
我從來沒準備這麼充分 I guess I'm as ready as I'll ever be.
OK兄弟隊！ Oozma Kappa!
上吧！ Go Oozmas!
我能做到，能打敗這個傢伙 I'm gonna do it. I'm going to beat this guy.
嘿，布魯伊斯！讓著點老頭 Hey, Bruiser! You take it easy on grandpa.
老唐，釋放你的野性！ Unleash the beast, Don!
放心吧 Okay, then.
謝謝你給我留了點面子 Thanks for taking it easy on grandpa.
下一組請準備 Next group to the starting line.
看我們的了 Let's do this.
好！好！ Yes! Yeah!
- 到你了，阿拱 - 上吧，兄弟 - Come on, Art. - Come on, buddy.
你行的 You can do it.
好！ Yes!
下一組，蘇利文和博格斯！ Next up, Sullivan and Boggs!
你能超過他的，蘇 You got this, Sull.
現在雙方打平了！ And it's all tied up!
吼叫精英隊碰到意外了 Tough break for the RORs.
蠢貨？ Hearts?
滾吧，博格斯！ Way to 90, Boggs!
蘇利文，我以後絕不再輸給你 That's the last time I lose to you, Sullivan.
沃辛頓和大眼仔，請站到線上 Worthington and Wazowski, to the starting line.
不用對郝刻薄有顧慮 Don't worry about Hardscrabble.
也不要別的什麼 Don't worry about anyone else.
儘管過去展示你大眼仔麥克的實力 Just go out there and show them what Mike Wazowski can do.
謝謝你 Thanks.
輸了也別放在心上 Don't take the loss too hard.
你本就不適合幹這個 You never belonged here anyway.
沃辛頓吼出了目前最震撼的一聲！ Amazing performance by Worthington!
- 約翰，你是我的偶像！ - 吼叫精英隊！吼叫精英隊！ - Johnny, you're my hero! - ROR! ROR!
奧斯馬隊需要破紀錄一吼才能贏 The Oozmas will need a record-breaking Scare to win this.
驚嚇工廠不需要你 You don't belong on a Scare Floor.
沒人會記得你 No one will remember you.
你一點都不嚇人 You're not scary.
再來！再大聲點！ Come on! Dig deep!
好！ Yeah!
他們做到了！ They did it!
太棒了！ Yeah! Hey!
我們又能回到驚嚇學院了！ We're in the Scare program! Yeah!
你也很棒，小傢伙！ Come here, you son of a gun!
成功啦！ Way to go!
吸住了 A little stuck.
抱歉，史乖寶女士 Pardon me there, Ms. Squibbles.
叫我雪莉 It's Sherrie.
我們做到了！ We did it!
祝賀OK兄弟隊！ Way to go, Oozma Kappa!
- 謝謝！ - 非常感謝 - Thank you! - Thanks a lot.
- 你牛大了！ - 我從沒這麼牛過 - You rule! - I have never ruled before.
兄弟們直接完勝了他們！ You guys killed it out there!
華麗的絕殺！ Awesome!
嘿，大眼仔！ Hey, Wazowski!
來吧夥計，我們去慶祝一下 Come on, let's go, you maniac! We're celebrating.
麥克？ Mike?
我做到了 I did it.
簡直不敢相信 I can't believe it.
我能做一名驚嚇師了！ I'm going to be a Scarer!
是的，你做到了 Yeah, yes, you are.
聽到了嗎？小鬼，好好睡吧 You hear that? Get plenty of rest, kiddo.
大眼仔麥克臨走再小小地嚇你一次 You haven't seen the last of Mike Wazowski.
我是嚇人 不至於這樣吧 I knew I was scary. I didn't know I was that scary.
沒錯，這就是我們的實力 Yeah, we're so scary I guess we broke it.
走吧 Come on.
這裏有人動過 It's been tampered with.
呃，你最好別動那裏 I don't think you should be messing with that.
為什麼我的設置不一樣？ Why are my settings different?
麥克，我們該走了 Mike, we should leave.
- 是你幹的嗎？ - 麥克 - Did you do this? - Mike.
是你嗎？ Did you do this?
我… I...
是我幹的 但你不知道 Yes, I did. But you don't understand.
為什麼？為什麼要這麼做？ Why? Why did you do this?
這個嘛，為防萬一 You know, just in case.
萬一什麼？ In case of what?
你認為我做不到 You don't think I'm scary.
- 麥克… - 你說過相信我的 - Mike... - You said you believed in me.
但是你跟郝刻薄院長一樣 But you're just like Hardscrabble.
你跟所有人都一樣！ You're just like everyone else!
聽著，你會越來越厲害的… Look, you'll get better and better...
我不比你差！也不比任何人差！ I'm as scary as you! I'm as scary as anyone!
- 我只是想幫個忙 - 不 - I just wanted to help. - No.
你只是想幫你自己 You just wanted to help yourself.
我應該怎麼做？ Well, what was I supposed to do?
難道要因為你輸掉團隊嗎？ Let the whole team fail because you don't have it?
那麼是你算錯了 So your calculations were a little off.
那扇門花了我整個學期 That door took me all semester.
太危險了，教授會銷毀它的 It's too dangerous. The professor's just going to shred it.
你好啊，大塊頭 There he is, the big guy.
這個獎只是開始哦 The first of many trophies, I am sure.
蘇利文 Sullivan.
今天幹的不錯 Nice work out there.
等著你們來上我的課 I look forward to having you back in class.
嘿，你在這呢！ Hey, there he is!
好像我看錯你了 Looks like I was wrong about you.
你現在也有這個實力 You're one of us after all.
- 恭喜你，蘇利！ - 歡迎回來！ - Way to go, Sulley! - Welcome back, broham!
現在我們一樣了，不錯吧？ You are one of us now, okay?
什麼時候需要這個團飩櫌Anytime you want to come hang out and do whatever,
打個招呼就行了 you got a crew.
你是吼叫精英隊的一員啦！ You're a ROR, buddy!
你要去哪兒？ Where are you going?
你幹了什麼？ You did what?
我的隊伍跟這事沒關係 My team had nothing to do with it.
都是我 我作弊了 It was all me. I cheated.
不要讓我明天在學校見到你 I expect you off campus by tomorrow.
是的，院長 Yes, ma'am.
你對學院和你的家族 You're a disgrace to this university
來說是個恥辱 and your family name.
發生什麼事了？ What's going on?
有人闖入造門實驗室！ Someone broke into the door lab!
不會吧？ What?
哦，不 Oh, no.
- 快開門！ - 不要進去！ - Open the door! - Don't go in there!
你真可愛 You look funny.
什麼？ What?
- 我好睏啊 - 發生了什麼？ - I'm so tired. - What's going on?
都已經半夜了 It's the middle of the night.
一個綠油油的怪傢伙 A little funny green guy.
- 我想摸摸它！ - 好可愛！ - I want to touch it! - It's so cute!
毛怪！ James!
專家來之前禁止靠近這 No one goes near that door until the authorities arrive.
你不會認為是… You don't think that could be...
- 是麥克 - 那他可能死在裏面！ - It's Mike. - But he could die out there!
毛怪，等下！我們能幫上忙 James, wait! We can help.
這通事就交給銷售達人吧 Leave it to the old master of sales.
除了打電話求援別無他法 We got a call in, but that's the best we can do.
我叫老唐卡爾頓 碰到我是你們的運氣 Don Carlton, sales. Folks, today is your lucky day.
你們有過多少次問過自己這些問題… How many times have you asked yourself the following question...
- 逮捕他 - 什麼？ - Arrest him. - Pardon?
兩腿分開！ Spread them, pops!
- 介意我…？ - 別動！ - Do you mind? - Don't move!
什麼？蘇利文！ What? Sullivan!
別幹傻事！ Don't you dare!
蘇利文！千萬別進去！ Sullivan! Don't go in there!
麥克？ Mike?
麥克！ Mike!
孩子們說在屋內看到什麼了 The kids said they saw something in the cabin.
- 有的說是外星人 - 就是的！ - They're calling it an alien. - It was!
我看到一隻小綠怪！ I saw a little green guy!
發生了什麼，女士？ What's the problem, ma'am?
麥克？ Mike?
有熊！竄出來一隻熊！ Bear! A bear in the camp!
從這過去 對嗎？ Down this way. All right?
我聽到聲音往這來的！ I heard something over here!
麥克！ Mike!
好了，夥計 我們快回去吧 Come on, buddy. Let's get you out of here.
抱歉 這都是我的錯 This is all my fault. I'm sorry.
不，你是對的 孩子們根本不怕我 You were right. They weren't scared of me.
我付出了那麼多 I did everything right.
因為我比任何人都更渴望成為一名驚嚇大師 I wanted it more than anyone.
而我幼稚地認為只要付出 And I thought... I thought if I wanted it enough,
我會向所有人展示… I could show everybody that...
我大眼仔麥克就能變得出眾 That Mike Wazowski is something special.
可是我 And I'm just
錯了 not.
聽著，麥克，我明白你的感受 Look, Mike, I know how you feel.
別說那些！請你別說那些！ Don't do that! Please, don't do that!
- 你不知道我的想法 - 麥克，冷靜下來 - You do not know how I feel. - Mike, calm down.
你這樣的怪獸什麼都不缺 Monsters like you have everything.
從不用付出那麼多 You don't have to be good.
不管你怎麼去折騰 You can mess up over and over again
- 整個世界都會愛你的 - 麥克… - and the whole world loves you. - Mike...
你從不知失敗的滋味 You'll never know what it's like to fail
因為你生來就是蘇利文家族的！ because you were born a Sullivan!
是，我是蘇利文家族的 Yeah, I'm a Sullivan.
我是那個毀掉一切的蘇利文 I'm the Sullivan who flunked every test.
那個被學院開除的蘇利文 The one who got kicked out of the program,
那個害怕讓隊友失望 the one who was so afraid to let everyone down
而作弊的是蘇利文 that I cheated.
我撒謊了 And I lied.
麥克，我從不知你所想 Mike, I'll never know how you feel,
可失敗者不是就你一個 but you're not the only failure here.
我常扮出一副嚇人的模樣，麥克 I act scary, Mike, but most of the time
那是內心恐懼的體現 I'm terrified.
你怎麼從沒說過？ How come you never told me that before?
因為 Because
那時我們還不是朋友 we weren't friends before.
快沿湖邊檢查！ Check the lake!
我聽到那邊有聲音！ I heard something here!
這邊！ This way!
好像有動靜！ I saw movement!
那裏！ Over there!
蘇利！ Sulley!
他無路可逃了！ He's cornered!
不 No!
他們還在裏面呢！ They're still in there!
專家來之前不得開門！ Until the authorities arrive, this door stays off!
不！你不能那樣做！不！ No! You can't do that! No!
夠了！把所有人清理出去 Enough! I want this room cleared now!
你不能那樣做！ You can't do this!
我們得趕緊離開！ We got to get out of here!
- 讓他們進來 - 什麼？ - Let them come. - What?
如果我們嚇唬他們，我是說真正的驚嚇 If we scare them, I mean really scare them,
就能收集到足夠的尖叫 we could generate enough scream
來給這邊的門充電！ to power the door from this side!
你胡說什麼呢？ What are you talking about?
所有關於驚嚇的書我都讀過 I have read every book about Scaring ever written.
這樣行得通的！ This could work!
都是些成年人 不行的 They're adults. I can't do this.
沒錯，能行的 聽我的吧 Yes, you can. Just follow my lead.
媽媽！ Mama!
媽媽… Mama...
什麼… What the...
- 現在呢？ - 第二階段 - Now what? - Phase two.
大家呆在一起 Keep together.
準備好了嗎？ Are you ready?
- 大眼仔，我不行 - 不，你能做到 - Mike, I can't. - Yes, you can.
忘記蘇利文的一切，做你自己 Stop being a Sullivan and start being you.
快叫支援 Call for backup.
北隊的援助 Assistance on the north side.
重複，我們需要北隊援助 Repeat, we need assistance on the north side.
突擊隊，請回答你需要… Ranger, answer me, what's your 20?
我們需要北隊的援助，這裏有… We need assistance on the north side. We have a...
快看！那是什麼？ Look! What was it?
我們上吧 Let's go.
蘇利，快點 Sulley, come on!
不可能？ How?
你們怎麼做到的？ How did you do this?
這你得問他 Don't ask me.
快，快，快！全部隊員就位 Move, move, move! This is a 54-23 in progress.
好了，清場 All right, everybody, clear out.
警戒周邊 Secure the perimeter.
未發現小孩 重複:未發現小孩 No child breach. Repeat: no child breach.
你們毀了我的門！ You ruined our doors!
這是我一個學期的心血！ I've been working on my door all semester!
你們倆，快走 Let's go, you two.
- 你們都沒事！ - 你們居然還活著！ - You're alive! - We are so glad you're safe.
嘿，等等！ Hey, wait!
他們怎麼了？ What's going to happen to them?
那得由院長定奪 That's for the university president to decide.
但我們將一直監視他們 But you can be sure we'll be watching these two.
永遠都會 Always watching.
- 開除？ - 是的，我們真的搞砸了 - Expelled? - Yeah, we really messed up.
那你要走了？ So, you're leaving?
是的，夥計們，要離開這了 Yeah, buddy. We have to go.
太狠了吧 Harsh, man.
抱歉，要不是因為我們 I'm sorry, guys. You'd be in the Scaring program
你們都已經在上課了 right now if it wasn't for us.
怎麼了？ What?
哦，有件事你萬萬沒想到 Well, it is the gosh-darnedest thing.
郝刻薄院長允許我們上課了呢 Hardscrabble's letting us into the Scare program.
真的？ What?
她被我們比賽中的表現打動了 She was impressed with our performance in the games.
因此邀我們下學期上課！ She invited us to join next semester!
祝賀你們，兄弟！ Congratulations, guys!
還有另一個好消息呢 And that's not the only piece of good news.
我跟雪莉訂婚了 Sherrie and I are engaged!
誰是雪莉？ Who is Sherrie?
是我媽媽 She's my mom.
是啊，我現在有兩個寶貝了 Well, if it isn't my two favorite fellas!
過來，給我一個香吻 Come here. Give me some sugar.
啊！感覺好尷尬 So uncomfortable.
噢，別這樣，史乖寶 Come on, Scott.
不用刻意把我想成你新爹 I don't want you to think of me as your new dad.
畢竟我們有兄弟關繫在先 After all, we're fraternity brothers first.
真是怪怪的 This is so weird.
就當我是娶你媽媽的… Just think of me as your big brother
一位大哥哥 that's marrying your mother.
等等 等一下 Wait. Hold on.
我們兄弟倆共有一位媽媽兼妻子 We're brothers who share the same mom slash wife.
這樣更糟了 That's worse.
好吧，是時候說再見了 Well, I guess we should be going now.
答應我要常聯繫 Promise me you'll keep in touch.
你們都是最棒的驚嚇專員 You're the scariest bunch of monsters I have ever met.
不用在乎風言風語 Don't let anyone tell you different.
那麼，現在呢？ So, what now?
知道嗎，有生以來第一次 You know, for the first time in my life,
我感到迷茫了 I don't really have a plan.
你是偉大的大眼仔麥克 You're the great Mike Wazowski.
你總有辦法 You'll come up with something.
偉大這頂帽子該送給其他怪獸了 I think it's time I leave the greatness to other monsters.
做普通的自己也無可厚非 I'm okay just being okay.
再見了，蘇 So long, Sull.
再見 So long.
大眼仔！ Wazowski!
停車！ Stop the bus!
你瘋了嗎？ Are you crazy?
麥克 Mike,
沒哪個驚嚇專員能比得上你 I don't know a single Scarer who can do what you do.
他們看到我們在一起 I know, everyone sees us together,
注意的總是我，但事實是 they think I'm the one running the show, but the truth is,
我一直在佔你的便宜！ I've been riding your coattails since day one!
那個賭是你跟郝刻薄院長打的 You made the deal with Hardscrabble.
帶領這個弱隊奪冠的也是你 You took a hopeless team and made them champions.
我只是抓到了一隻小豬！ All I did was catch a pig!
可那隻豬是我抓的 Technically, I caught the pig.
對啊！你還認為自己普通嗎？ Exactly! And you think you're just okay?
你所做的在這學校都沒見過！ You pulled off the biggest Scare this school has ever seen!
- 那不是我幹的！ - 就是你幹的！ - That wasn't me! - That was you!
沒你我哪能做得到呢？ You think I could have done that without you?
開學時我連支筆都沒帶 I didn't even bring a pencil on the first day of school.
麥克，你不嚇人 一點也不 Mike, you're not scary. Not even a little.
但你渾身是膽 But you are fearless.
郝刻薄院長如果看不到這點就… And if Hardscrabble can't see that, then she can just...
就怎麼樣了？ I can just what?
低調點，蘇利文先生 我剛剛對你的看法好了點 Careful, Mr. Sullivan. I was just warming up to you.
抱歉 Sorry.
好了，先生們 Well, gentlemen,
好像你們又上頭條了 it seems you made the front page again.
你們倆在一起做了些 The two of you did something together
前所未見的事情 that no one has ever done before.
讓我很是驚訝啊 You surprised me.
或許我應該多關注下 Perhaps I should keep an eye out for more surprises
你們這樣的特殊學生 like you in my program.
但現在結果已經出來了 But as far as the two of you are concerned
我也愛莫能助 there is nothing I can do for you now.
只能祝你們好運了 Except, perhaps, wish you luck.
希望大眼仔先生繼續令人驚艷 And, Mr. Wazowski, keep surprising people.
看見了嗎，還有另外一個途徑 You know, there is still one way
去驚嚇公司上班 we can work at a Scare company.
他們的傳達室一直在招人 They're always hiring in the mailroom.
招聘 郵件收發室 怪獸公司
這比我想像的好多了！ This is better than I ever imagined!
我打賭今年我們就能破所有紀錄 I bet we break the all-time record in our first year.
麥克，我們只是收發員 Mike, we're mail guys.
知道 我就是說收發的紀錄 I know. I'm talking about the record for letters delivered!
新來的，別磨洋工了 All right, newbies, quit goofing around.
要知道私拆信件是犯罪行為 I'll have you know tampering with the mail is a crime
- 要受到流放處罰的！ - 是的，長官 - punishable by banishment! - Yes, sir.
一會就能搞定了，雪人先生 We're right on it, Mr. Snowman.
大眼仔和蘇利文組合 The team of Wazowski and Sullivan
從今起將改變世界！ are going to change the world starting today!
一起說咆哮！ Say scream!
- 咆哮！ - 咆哮！ - Scream! - Scream!
第一天上班好運，大眼仔！ Wazowski, good luck on your first day!
謝謝你，默文 Thanks, Mew.
- 祝你好運，麥克！ - 謝謝，夥伴們 - Good luck, Mike! - Thanks, fellas.
來吧，教練？ You coming, Coach?
真是叫人不得不信啊 You better believe it.
我做到啦！來上我的第一堂課啦！ I made it! My first day of class!
呃，這學年剛剛過去，孩子 你來晚了 The school year's over, son. You missed it.
棒極了 Great.