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[L6]Truth or Drink (Exes) - Episode 1 Full Video 链接: http://pan.baidu.com/s/1bnlSfAB 密码: qx4r
Do I ever pop into your head when you are masturbating?
你在噜的时候有没有想到过我
Uh... when I masturbating...
呃 在我噜的时候
Yes.
有
Yes. Right on.
干的漂亮
真心话喝一杯 （至前任们）
游戏规则 每对情侣轮流问对方随机的问题 他们可以选择回答或喝一杯.
I am Nicky.
我是尼基
I am Alvin.
我是埃文
And we used to date.
我们在一起过
-Yeah. -Though the summer.
-是的 -整个夏季
Yeah it was a summer fling.
夏日小放纵
We date for a year and half.
我们交往了一年半
She's seeing my housemate.
她曾和我的室友约会
I went on a date with his best friend, and met him.
我和他最好的朋友约会时遇到了他
And then 9 months later we started dating.
然后9个月后我们开始约会了
That was 6 years ago.
那是6年前的事了
Was it 6 years?
已经6年了?
Yeah, it's been 6 years.
对啊 6年了
Wow.
天呐
[你们现在的关系是什么?]
We are buddies.
我们是小伙伴
We are pretty good homies. Would you agree?
我们还是不错的兄弟（基佬） 你同意吗
I would never use the word homies.
我绝对不会用基佬那个词
Can we start with the shot?
我们可以先喝吗
Cheers buddy.
干杯
Why did we break up?
我们为什么分手
Which time?
什么时候
Cause you are an asshole.
因为你是个魂淡
All right.
好吧
-We've both worried that's... -we had catch feelings.
-我们都在担心... -对方并不是认真的
Yeah. We would.
对 没错
-Fighting all the times. -Millions.
-我们一直有不和 -无数次
Yeah
是啊
So he broke up with me on G-chat.
所以他就和我在G-chat上分手了
What!?
什么
You did.
你就这么干了
I sent him a termination letter.
我给他发了一封分手信
-Demote... demotion. -I demoted you.
-降职 -我把你降职了
She demoted me.
她把我降职了
Dear Cory,
亲爱的库里
It is with sincere regret that I must inform you
很抱歉的告诉您
that you have officially demoted to 'guy I used to hock up with'.
您被正式降职为 我的前炮友
Dearest Karen Nicole.
最亲爱的凯伦·妮可
What can I do to re-earn the position,
我要做什么才能重新争取回我的职位
doing many different positions.
可以各种play的职位
[英文的职位=爱爱姿势]
How long did it take you get over us,
你用了多久忘记对方
and what did you do to help yourself to get over it.
然后你怎么安慰自己度过这件事
I can answer that question. It was a month.
我可以回答这问题 你花了一个月
-And you dated some other guy, end of story.
然后你有了别的男人 故事结束
It supposed to be me, you should drink for that.
这本该是我说的 你应该喝了这杯酒
-No, you should drink for that.
-不 你应该喝了这杯
-No! But you answer my ques... -I an...
-不 你回答了我的问... -我回...
How long did it take you get over us,
你用了多久忘记对方
and what did you do to help yourself to get over it.
然后你怎么安慰自己度过这件事
Hahahaha. So good, that's a good one. Can I go there, no.
呵呵呵哈哈哈 好吧 我认栽了 称妾做不到啊
Oh, right now, I am getting over it right now by doing this. No.
不对 有这杯小酒我就能抹平情商 呵呵我骗谁呢
What do you miss most about us?
你最思念我们之间的什么
-Sex. -Yep. That's about right.
-爱爱 -嗯 下一个吧...
I dare you to take a body shot off of me.
我挑战你 来一次激情一口干
To get out of this, you have to take two shots.
为了完成这个 你要完成两次
What is that mean?
这什么意思
What is a body shot?
什么是激情一口干
-Like drink out of your... -Belly button
-比如我在你的那里喝吗 -肚脐眼
-Oh no. -She spills it.
-噢不 -她湿身了
Hahahaha.
嗯啊啊啊嗯啊
I'm gonna do it.
窝嫩做到
All right, all right, so I am just like gonna go like...
好 我们现在开始
Turn your head to your right. No, no that's... Your left.
把你的头往右转 哦不往左
Tut tut.
啧啧啧
What did your friends and parents think of me?
你朋友和父母对我有什么看法吗
-Oh -Oh
-呃 -呃
I don't want to say. I'll just..
我不想说嘛 我就...
If we were the last two people on the earth, would we become lovers?
如果地球上就剩我们两 我们会在一起吗?
Presumably there is no Internet.
那时候应该没网了
-Yeah. -Totally.
-是啊 -肯定的
-Yeah. -I agree. That sounds fun.
-是啊 -我同意 听上去不错
This is the easiest question ever.
这是最简单的问题了
Yeah, we will do that.
我们会那样做的
-Yeah, probably... - Yeah.
-嗯应该吧 -嗯
-I mean, not even last two, like... -Sounds like great.
-我觉得甚至不需要只剩两个... -听上去不错啊
-Like last, like, five thousand probably. -Five thousand!?
-剩5000人左右这样吧 -五千人
No like, well...
就是 嗯...
Yeah, there is no Netflix. I mean worse things could happen.
会啊反正没了Netflix* 我是说这不是最坏的情况
[*Netflix是月租在线影片神器]
But only recreationally. Not for humanity.
但我们只能玩玩 不走心
No feelings or bullshit like that.
对 就要不走心 (心疼这妹子)
Is there anything you want to apologize for it?
你有什么事情想说对不起的吗
Uh...I can't really think of anything to apologize for.
嗯...我完全想不到什么呢
Is there anything I should?
有什么我应该道歉的吗
I think you were a little bit of a dick, at the end...
我觉得你有点魂淡 最后那段时候
Oh please don't. Do I ever pop into your head when you masturbate.
天呐别 你在噜的时候有没有想过我
Please drink that, please drink that. I don't want to know either way.
你一定要喝了它 两个答案我都不想知道
-Thank you. -Hum.
-谢谢你了 -不用谢
-Yeah, sometimes. -I'm curious about... Yeah?
-嗯有时候 -我就是有点好奇... 真哒?
You know you could call me, when that happens.
你知道当那发生时可以找我
No it is, it's me time.
不 这是私人时间
No.
不
-That's good. That would be weird right. -I think so.
-还好 不然很诡异吧 -我也觉得
-Probably just flatted... -Yeah, you would be,
-说不定就软了 -嗯 你大概会
you would be just like 'weahweahweahweahweah...'
你大概就会一直念
Like 'I hate this, it's so bad, and why are we doing this?'
'我讨厌这个我们为什么要做这个'
-Pop into makes it seems like... -Like I'm just...
-想到你这一点... -就是我...
-Oh. But I... -masturbating, thinking of something and you popped into my head.
-我好像知道... -自慰想东想西 突然想到了你
Yeah like that.
就像这样吗
Where do you see us in the next ten years?
你怎么看我们未来的十年
I feel like I see us maybe growing apart.
我觉得我们会渐行渐远
That is a sad thing to say.
这有点伤感
Did you regret going out with me?
你后悔和我出来了吗
-No, not up here. - Aww let's get it here.
-不 从来不 -好棒 可以这么结束了
-Yeah. -Great.
-好 -嗯
Cauz' it was good, it was good. I mean if nothing else I end up with a very good friend.
这很好这很好 我觉得我现在至少有个很棒的朋友
We both learned a lot of things together; had a lot of really good experiences that I...
我们都学到了很多东西和很多经历
Yeah.
嗯
I enjoy thinking about and enjoy at the time.
那些经历让我在当下和回忆的时候都能微笑
I dare you, to kiss me on my mouth.
我挑战你 在我嘴上啵一个
What.
什么
I want to take a shot.
我想喝一口
OK.
赞成
-Which one, this? -Uhm-hum.
-这个吗? -嗯
Like, cause your boyfriend will be mad?
怎么 你男票会生气吗
No, he wouldn't be mad at all.
不他完全不会生气
Do I drink too? I hate you, what don't you just kiss me on the mouth.
老娘也要喝吗 我讨厌你 你为什么不亲一下嘛
Oh I was so much rather kiss your mouth than take that shot of Whiskey.
我觉得亲你总比亲威士忌好
-Ok let's do it. -Ok, ok.
-好我们来吧 -好好
-All right, one two three go. -Ok.
-好 一二三啵 -好
-Yeah. -Bame.
-完成了 -碰
All right.
好 完事了
Aww...
好甜...
Shot time.
来几杯吧
[此处应有掌声]
-We're just good claps. -Yeah.
-我们只是好朋友 -嗯
Here is our friendship and kissing.
敬我们的友谊 和那个吻
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