19 00:00:03,360 --> 00:00:06,955 So now that woman is coming to fuck us up here in Spain. 20 00:00:08,120 --> 00:00:11,237 Imagine if she closes Petronosa with her report. 21 00:00:12,440 --> 00:00:16,149 We're talking about a loss of millions and millions of euros. 22 00:00:16,400 --> 00:00:19,756 Gentlemen, that woman may be a nuisance 23 00:00:19,920 --> 00:00:21,512 but it's our duty to protect her. 24 00:00:22,280 --> 00:00:23,508 Well, 25 00:00:24,040 --> 00:00:26,190 you needn't go overboard with the protection. 26 00:00:26,680 --> 00:00:29,672 The people I represent 27 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,036 would be delighted if... 28 00:00:33,920 --> 00:00:35,194 You understand? 29 00:00:35,440 --> 00:00:37,351 Don't insist, Montellini. 30 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:41,035 We're obliged to give this case to our best man. 31 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:43,391 The number one, at least. 32 00:00:43,600 --> 00:00:45,158 Yes, yes, I understand. 33 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:46,950 Mr. Salas... 34 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:49,998 Juan Francisco, not now. 35 00:00:50,200 --> 00:00:52,953 No, it just that, as you sent for me... 36 00:00:53,600 --> 00:00:55,556 But you're looking at things, aren't you? 37 00:00:56,000 --> 00:00:56,876 Get out. 38 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:58,719 Yes, Mr. Salas. 39 00:00:59,120 --> 00:01:00,155 Excuse me. 40 00:01:00,320 --> 00:01:02,754 You are geniuses. 41 00:01:03,240 --> 00:01:04,150 Yes. 42 00:01:05,560 --> 00:01:06,549 But no. 43 00:01:07,040 --> 00:01:08,439 It's not him. 44 00:01:09,400 --> 00:01:11,675 We've got someone better. 45 00:01:12,320 --> 00:01:13,594 Much better. 46 00:01:22,960 --> 00:01:24,473 Hey, sweets! Sweetie! 47 00:01:24,640 --> 00:01:26,756 Bring me a couple of fried eggs. 48 00:01:26,920 --> 00:01:28,239 My guts are rattling. 49 00:01:28,480 --> 00:01:30,596 Some blood pudding, salami, 50 00:01:30,760 --> 00:01:32,955 something I can get my teeth into. 51 00:01:33,120 --> 00:01:36,112 I'm sorry, sir, we won't be serving any more meals. 52 00:01:36,960 --> 00:01:40,236 Those little box things you served, you call those "meals"? 53 00:01:40,400 --> 00:01:41,435 Fucking great. 54 00:01:42,040 --> 00:01:44,873 I should have come on the bus, like always. 55 00:01:46,600 --> 00:01:50,354 Sorry, kid, but if you'd seen the lousy meal they gave us. 56 00:01:51,280 --> 00:01:54,716 Mind you, the old coot beside me was licking her plate. 57 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:59,036 What do you mean, you can't talk on a cell phone on the plane? 58 00:01:59,200 --> 00:02:00,349 I'm talking, aren't I? 59 00:02:02,240 --> 00:02:04,754 Ma'am, mind your own business! 60 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:06,559 This is outrageous! 61 00:02:06,720 --> 00:02:08,950 This old coot is a pain. 62 00:02:09,720 --> 00:02:11,711 Ma'am, please! 63 00:02:11,880 --> 00:02:13,359 Get your ass off me! 64 00:02:15,840 --> 00:02:17,671 The Peruvian didn't pay up? 65 00:02:17,840 --> 00:02:19,239 I'm telling you. 66 00:02:19,920 --> 00:02:21,433 Hang on, Josito. 67 00:02:21,680 --> 00:02:22,999 The bitch who was beside me 68 00:02:23,200 --> 00:02:25,111 went and told the air hostess. 69 00:02:26,320 --> 00:02:28,880 Sir, you can't use your phone during the flight. 70 00:02:29,040 --> 00:02:32,430 It could affect our electronics, you're endangering everyone. 71 00:02:32,640 --> 00:02:34,358 - What do you mean? - The phone. 72 00:02:34,720 --> 00:02:36,119 - What phone? - Your phone! 73 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:38,958 What phone do you mean? 74 00:02:42,640 --> 00:02:43,436 Arabs! 75 00:02:43,800 --> 00:02:44,550 Arabs! 76 00:02:46,360 --> 00:02:47,713 They don't know who I am. 77 00:02:47,880 --> 00:02:48,596 Don't worry, love! 78 00:02:49,960 --> 00:02:51,154 I'm a policeman! 79 00:02:52,640 --> 00:02:54,870 Let's calm down, kid. What are you saying? 80 00:02:55,040 --> 00:02:57,076 Don't take another step or I'll kill him! 81 00:02:57,240 --> 00:03:00,277 Hassan, come on, don't talk rubbish. 82 00:03:00,440 --> 00:03:02,192 How are you going to kill that man 83 00:03:02,480 --> 00:03:04,391 with a plastic fork? You can't do it. 84 00:03:06,600 --> 00:03:07,828 Shit! Yes, you can! 85 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:11,916 You bastard! 86 00:03:12,720 --> 00:03:16,508 Calm down, I'm a secret agent, I've got a gun somewhere! 87 00:03:16,720 --> 00:03:18,199 Calm down, everyone! 88 00:03:18,880 --> 00:03:19,596 I've got it! 89 00:03:19,760 --> 00:03:21,432 I'm here to protect you! 90 00:03:31,240 --> 00:03:32,036 Ma'am! 91 00:03:32,240 --> 00:03:34,993 Stop screaming. How do you expect me to hit anything? 92 00:03:35,200 --> 00:03:36,758 This is a high-precision weapon. 93 00:04:38,520 --> 00:04:40,750 THE PROTECTOR 94 00:07:04,920 --> 00:07:07,673 So he spends all day doing weights, does he? 95 00:07:07,840 --> 00:07:10,434 You wouldn't know him. He's turned into a he-man. 96 00:07:10,760 --> 00:07:14,116 - It's unbelievable. - I don't believe it, Josito. 97 00:07:14,280 --> 00:07:17,477 No, wait till you see him. He's like a different person. 98 00:07:17,640 --> 00:07:18,550 Cool. 99 00:07:18,920 --> 00:07:20,353 He's a great guy. 100 00:07:20,520 --> 00:07:22,670 Yeah, I know he's a great guy 101 00:07:22,840 --> 00:07:25,434 but do you think he'll want to lend me his gun? 102 00:07:25,600 --> 00:07:28,398 Not his own gun, but he'll get one for you. 103 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:29,789 - Come on. - Yeah. 104 00:07:31,960 --> 00:07:33,029 Torrente! 105 00:07:42,320 --> 00:07:43,196 Fuck! 106 00:07:44,200 --> 00:07:45,474 What's up, guys? 107 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:47,915 I'm just doing a bit of sport here. 108 00:07:48,080 --> 00:07:49,877 You're skin and bone! 109 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,675 Who'd have thought it, Torrente? 110 00:07:53,160 --> 00:07:55,674 - You're pure fiber. - Muscle, kid. 111 00:07:55,960 --> 00:07:57,871 Look at these pectorals. 112 00:07:59,480 --> 00:08:02,233 It's true, you're really in fighting shape. 113 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,274 Impressed, aren't you? 114 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:05,634 Come on, sit down. 115 00:08:08,120 --> 00:08:10,270 I'm not back in full form yet 116 00:08:10,440 --> 00:08:12,317 but I've always been an athlete. 117 00:08:15,240 --> 00:08:17,674 The police force has got faith in me again. 118 00:08:17,840 --> 00:08:19,068 I've got a special mission. 119 00:08:19,920 --> 00:08:22,718 I have to protect some high-class dame. 120 00:08:22,880 --> 00:08:26,589 And I have to select and train an elite corps to serve under me. 121 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:29,360 So you thought of us, didn't you? 122 00:08:30,640 --> 00:08:31,709 We'll see. 123 00:08:32,080 --> 00:08:34,230 I mean, not just anyone can do this. 124 00:08:34,440 --> 00:08:36,556 Even I had to transform my body 125 00:08:36,880 --> 00:08:38,518 into a fighting machine. 126 00:08:40,280 --> 00:08:42,430 That's an isotonic drink. 127 00:08:47,160 --> 00:08:49,594 I'm like new, kid. Now I'll do 1,000 press-ups. 128 00:09:47,480 --> 00:09:49,710 A Spaniard! From Spain! 129 00:09:59,680 --> 00:10:02,638 TRAINING CENTER FORENSIC POLICE 130 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,548 I've been dying to meet you, Jose Luis. 131 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:08,837 You're a real institution within the force. 132 00:10:09,000 --> 00:10:11,468 That's true, but not everyone recognizes it. 133 00:10:11,640 --> 00:10:14,598 Can you believe they had me on patrol for years like a sap? 134 00:10:14,760 --> 00:10:17,194 But you're obviously leadership material. 135 00:10:17,360 --> 00:10:20,397 - And you know what you're doing. - You noticed that. 136 00:10:20,560 --> 00:10:22,471 - We got the people you wanted. - Terrific. 137 00:10:22,640 --> 00:10:25,473 It was hard, some of them weren't in the force anymore. 138 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:26,993 - Why's that? - They were in jail. 139 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:29,071 Probably due to judicial errors. 140 00:10:29,240 --> 00:10:30,468 I'm sure of it. 141 00:10:30,640 --> 00:10:32,312 Salas, I'll tell you something. 142 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:36,359 If I'm going to risk my neck, I want the best men around me, 143 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:39,796 and the kids coming out of the academy now... 144 00:10:39,960 --> 00:10:42,633 Between ourselves, they haven't got what it takes. 145 00:10:42,800 --> 00:10:45,439 I completely agree with you, Jose Luis. 146 00:10:45,600 --> 00:10:48,672 - Even so, as a personal favor... - Whatever you want. 147 00:10:48,840 --> 00:10:51,400 I'd like you to take Solis as your assistant. 148 00:10:51,560 --> 00:10:53,710 - Solis? - The nephew of a friend. 149 00:10:53,880 --> 00:10:57,031 He hasn't been in the force long but he hasn't gone unnoticed. 150 00:10:57,200 --> 00:10:57,871 Juan Francisco! 151 00:11:00,320 --> 00:11:01,150 Sir? 152 00:11:01,520 --> 00:11:02,873 This is Jose Luis Torrente. 153 00:11:03,640 --> 00:11:06,473 From now on, as I told you, you're under his orders. 154 00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:08,390 Yes, sir! 155 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:09,430 Very good. 156 00:11:09,600 --> 00:11:11,670 You show promise, kid. Where are you from? 157 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,393 Viana do Boulo, sir. 158 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:16,518 Excellent! Good old La Mancha. Good salami, blood sausage... 159 00:11:16,680 --> 00:11:18,830 But Viana is up in Galicia, sir. 160 00:11:19,000 --> 00:11:22,151 I know that. I was just checking you were on the alert. 161 00:11:30,520 --> 00:11:34,308 Well, Jose Luis, from now on feel right at home here. 162 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:35,754 Thank you, Salas. 163 00:11:38,160 --> 00:11:39,434 Listen, kid. 164 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,352 I don't know whose nephew you are, 165 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:43,476 but if you touch my fucking face again 166 00:11:43,640 --> 00:11:45,358 I'll blow your head off! 167 00:11:46,400 --> 00:11:48,072 Now, piss off. 168 00:11:51,200 --> 00:11:52,519 Churreti. 169 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:54,788 Vizcarra. 170 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:58,310 Calvo Tellez. A great guy. 171 00:11:58,800 --> 00:12:00,677 - Manolito. - How're you doing? 172 00:12:01,000 --> 00:12:02,911 Barragan is a great informer. 173 00:12:03,120 --> 00:12:05,793 Ordonez, I see you're still carrying the grenade. 174 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:07,878 It goes everywhere with me. 175 00:12:08,720 --> 00:12:09,755 Camullas. 176 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:13,513 An expert in martial arts. 177 00:12:14,040 --> 00:12:14,950 He's incredible. 178 00:12:17,080 --> 00:12:18,354 Calatrava, for God's sake. 179 00:12:18,520 --> 00:12:20,397 Why are you so fat? You look like a barrel. 180 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:23,359 Have a bit of respect for yourself. You're very fat. 181 00:12:23,520 --> 00:12:25,670 Ramirez... I did my military service with him. 182 00:12:25,960 --> 00:12:27,313 He used to wet the bed. 183 00:12:28,640 --> 00:12:29,436 Arellano. 184 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:32,079 I thought you were dead. 185 00:12:32,600 --> 00:12:33,510 Well... 186 00:12:34,080 --> 00:12:35,149 Robledillo. 187 00:12:35,800 --> 00:12:38,712 He was one of the brains behind the glorious 23-F. 188 00:12:38,920 --> 00:12:41,514 - What's the 23-F? - What is it? 189 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:44,754 Mother's Day, you motherfucker. 190 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:47,629 Who's this? 191 00:12:48,040 --> 00:12:49,268 I'm Linares. 192 00:12:49,440 --> 00:12:52,273 My cousin Torrelavega couldn't come. 193 00:12:52,800 --> 00:12:53,755 I see. 194 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:55,992 How are you, Contreras? 195 00:12:56,400 --> 00:12:57,674 Still a night watchman? 196 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,149 That's it, Torrente. 197 00:12:59,320 --> 00:13:02,756 Since I killed those people, the police don't want to know me. 198 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:04,876 The world is full of ingratitude. 199 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,628 But I know you still have that killer instinct. 200 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,430 And you're going to prove it. Kill that kid. 201 00:13:11,760 --> 00:13:13,352 Go on! Go on! 202 00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,235 Kill him! 203 00:13:28,080 --> 00:13:29,877 Go on, kill him! 204 00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:37,709 Hold it! 205 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:40,155 Hold it, kid! You'll kill him. 206 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,639 Hold it, hold it! 207 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:43,876 You'll kill him! Stop, stop! 208 00:13:44,040 --> 00:13:45,029 Let him live. 209 00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:48,114 That's the kind of man I like, one like this! 210 00:13:48,720 --> 00:13:50,711 Ready for action, with no complexes! 211 00:13:50,920 --> 00:13:54,117 No whining about "I look stupid" or "I'm a dwarf' 212 00:13:54,320 --> 00:13:55,912 or "I'm from a shit village". No! 213 00:13:56,080 --> 00:13:58,036 "I'm a policeman, I'm Spanish 214 00:13:58,240 --> 00:14:00,390 and I'm a fucking killing machine!" 215 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:02,596 - Understood? - Yes, sir! 216 00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:03,715 Yes, sir. 217 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:08,275 Fucking hell. 218 00:14:09,640 --> 00:14:10,436 Shit. 219 00:14:10,760 --> 00:14:12,557 Solis, fix that thing. 220 00:14:12,720 --> 00:14:13,596 Yes, sir. 221 00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:14,955 All right. 222 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:17,270 The chick you're going to see now 223 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,352 is the floozy that we've been ordered to protect. 224 00:14:20,560 --> 00:14:21,675 Hot stuff, eh? 225 00:14:22,760 --> 00:14:23,431 Ordonez! 226 00:14:24,520 --> 00:14:25,509 No jerking off. I can see you. 227 00:14:28,920 --> 00:14:32,196 I've also personally drawn a fairly precise sketch 228 00:14:32,360 --> 00:14:34,112 so you can see our various journeys. 229 00:14:34,640 --> 00:14:37,313 The most dangerous part is moving her from the hotel 230 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:39,039 to the gala dinner. 231 00:14:39,240 --> 00:14:40,878 We'll be very vulnerable... 232 00:14:41,440 --> 00:14:42,077 Linares. 233 00:14:42,640 --> 00:14:43,595 Linares. 234 00:14:43,760 --> 00:14:45,432 Are you fucking listening? 235 00:14:46,000 --> 00:14:47,672 For crissake! Fuck! 236 00:14:48,400 --> 00:14:49,515 Look, Linares. 237 00:14:49,680 --> 00:14:51,557 The security measures at our prince's wedding, 238 00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,756 when he married that newsreader, 239 00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:55,035 who planned them? 240 00:14:55,720 --> 00:14:59,076 And when His Holiness comes to Spain, who do they call in? 241 00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:02,308 You're with the No. 1. Maybe you'll learn something. 242 00:15:03,160 --> 00:15:06,755 You were lucky enough to be chosen for Operation... 243 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:09,876 Woxter! 244 00:15:10,040 --> 00:15:11,678 We've spent months on it. 245 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:13,475 So, fucking listen! 246 00:15:15,000 --> 00:15:17,275 I can't believe it, Torrente. 247 00:15:17,440 --> 00:15:19,078 It's like a dream. 248 00:15:19,600 --> 00:15:20,794 I'm telling you. 249 00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:24,589 Until now, I've never really cared about girls, 250 00:15:24,880 --> 00:15:27,235 but I'm in love, Torrente. 251 00:15:27,480 --> 00:15:28,629 That's great, kid. 252 00:15:28,800 --> 00:15:30,233 She give a good blow job? 253 00:15:30,600 --> 00:15:33,353 Torrente, you're the limit. There's none of that. 254 00:15:34,160 --> 00:15:36,435 Vanessa isn't one of those. 255 00:15:36,920 --> 00:15:38,194 She isn't one of those? 256 00:15:38,440 --> 00:15:39,429 Are you stupid? 257 00:15:39,600 --> 00:15:41,238 Haven't you screwed her? 258 00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:43,709 No, she's saving herself. 259 00:15:43,920 --> 00:15:45,558 - Saving herself? - Yes. 260 00:15:45,960 --> 00:15:47,552 She's a virgin. 261 00:15:48,760 --> 00:15:50,910 Go fuck yourself! 262 00:15:51,080 --> 00:15:52,832 We've got work in the park. 263 00:16:02,000 --> 00:16:03,274 Like they owned the place. 264 00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:05,913 There's more and more of them. 265 00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:08,435 The birth rate is very high in their countries. 266 00:16:08,600 --> 00:16:10,352 They can't earn enough to live. 267 00:16:10,520 --> 00:16:14,149 And do they have to come here and screw things up for us? 268 00:16:14,360 --> 00:16:16,157 They're not harming anyone. 269 00:16:17,400 --> 00:16:19,118 You fucking little shit! 270 00:16:19,280 --> 00:16:21,669 Don't run, you bastard. I know your face! 271 00:16:21,880 --> 00:16:24,075 Mister, can I have our ball back, please? 272 00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,440 Of course, sonny. Here's your ball! 273 00:16:27,680 --> 00:16:28,476 Catch that! 274 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:32,196 There's Nelson. 275 00:16:33,840 --> 00:16:35,717 Nelson, come here, you bastard. 276 00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:38,589 Yes, sir. 277 00:16:38,880 --> 00:16:39,835 There you are, sir. 278 00:16:40,080 --> 00:16:41,832 It wasn't easy but it's all there. 279 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:45,789 - My papers, sir? - Listen to me, boy. 280 00:16:46,080 --> 00:16:47,718 I don't think you understand. 281 00:16:48,200 --> 00:16:49,394 This is to get things started. 282 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:52,757 You have to find another nine friends who've got money 283 00:16:52,920 --> 00:16:55,354 because this thing is done in tens. 284 00:16:55,520 --> 00:16:58,557 - But in the consulate they told me... - Screw the consulate! 285 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:01,837 I'm risking my job doing this. I'm taking a lot of risks. 286 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,638 I'm doing you a big favor. 287 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:05,074 But I'm scared. 288 00:17:05,240 --> 00:17:08,277 You weren't scared to screw someone else's country, were you? 289 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:11,678 Get out of my sight before I lose my temper 290 00:17:12,800 --> 00:17:14,028 and I book you! 291 00:17:14,760 --> 00:17:16,239 These Indians are never happy. 292 00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:20,068 People have no gratitude anymore. 293 00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:21,958 Yeah, it's incredible. 294 00:17:22,160 --> 00:17:25,197 I have to go, I've arranged to see... 295 00:17:25,360 --> 00:17:26,110 my grandmother. 296 00:17:26,280 --> 00:17:28,555 If you've got business, that's OK. 297 00:17:28,720 --> 00:17:30,711 No, kid, it's no excuse, it's true. 298 00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,950 I have to see my grandmother, in La Celsa. 299 00:17:33,120 --> 00:17:34,394 Apparently it's serious. 300 00:17:34,600 --> 00:17:37,592 Listen, that's beside the house I've just rented. 301 00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:40,038 Why not come and meet my girlfriend? 302 00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,713 No, that sort of thing... 303 00:17:41,880 --> 00:17:43,518 - Come on, Torrente. - I don't... 304 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:54,712 Look, there she is. 305 00:17:55,040 --> 00:17:56,155 Vanesa, darling! 306 00:17:56,480 --> 00:17:58,516 - Ratbag! - Lousy slimebucket. 307 00:17:58,680 --> 00:17:59,908 Fuck you! 308 00:18:00,920 --> 00:18:04,310 It's probably a friend of hers. We're all buddies around here. 309 00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:07,153 She's a sweetheart. You'll be crazy about her. 310 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,629 Shithead! I'll never buy from you again! 311 00:18:09,880 --> 00:18:11,233 - Darling. - Did you bring me that? 312 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:14,034 Darling, do you know who this is? 313 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,515 - Didn't you get me a fix? - It's Torrente. 314 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:26,629 Petal, we're going to protect some international European dame. 315 00:18:42,520 --> 00:18:45,034 Shit, the Conservatives really improved this place. 316 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,671 Dammit, I stepped in a puddle. 317 00:18:47,920 --> 00:18:49,035 Or was it a rat? 318 00:18:50,640 --> 00:18:51,675 Grandma? 319 00:18:54,320 --> 00:18:55,309 Grandma! 320 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:57,198 - My boy. - Grandma... 321 00:18:57,440 --> 00:18:59,510 It's lovely to see you. 322 00:18:59,960 --> 00:19:02,269 Don't stand over there. 323 00:19:02,480 --> 00:19:04,789 Come a bit closer, come on. 324 00:19:04,960 --> 00:19:07,713 I haven't been to see you for a little while. 325 00:19:08,440 --> 00:19:10,271 Just five years. 326 00:19:11,760 --> 00:19:14,911 You probably had a lot of things to do. 327 00:19:15,120 --> 00:19:16,269 Come here. 328 00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:20,912 Yeah, I've been busy, I've been so fucking busy. 329 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:22,599 I've got so much on my mind... 330 00:19:26,400 --> 00:19:28,436 Grandma, you're in good form. 331 00:19:28,880 --> 00:19:32,316 I'm in a bad way, very bad, I'm dying. 332 00:19:32,520 --> 00:19:34,511 Don't talk rubbish, you're strong as a horse. 333 00:19:34,680 --> 00:19:35,954 Don't interrupt me! 334 00:19:37,240 --> 00:19:40,915 You did a bad thing and I'd like you to sort it out. 335 00:19:41,120 --> 00:19:41,836 Bad? 336 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:45,310 If you mean granddad's medals, the ones that disappeared, 337 00:19:45,480 --> 00:19:46,799 I'd nothing to do with that. 338 00:19:46,960 --> 00:19:50,270 No, no. Do you remember Manoli? 339 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:51,670 The whore? 340 00:19:54,000 --> 00:19:55,911 Watch your mouth, faggot! 341 00:19:56,360 --> 00:19:59,352 That girl sold her body out of necessity 342 00:19:59,560 --> 00:20:01,312 and you took advantage of her. 343 00:20:01,480 --> 00:20:03,948 Took advantage of her? She gave me the clap. 344 00:20:04,240 --> 00:20:05,468 She's here. 345 00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:07,597 Here? She's come here? 346 00:20:07,760 --> 00:20:08,795 Jose Luis, 347 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:10,635 remember me? 348 00:20:10,840 --> 00:20:11,875 Fucking hell! 349 00:20:12,080 --> 00:20:13,399 It's been over 20 years. 350 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,238 What's going on, grandma? 351 00:20:15,440 --> 00:20:18,512 You have to take responsibility for what you do in this life. 352 00:20:18,680 --> 00:20:21,240 I reared the boy as best I could 353 00:20:21,400 --> 00:20:23,356 but things are really tough. 354 00:20:23,800 --> 00:20:25,153 What's she on about? 355 00:20:25,360 --> 00:20:27,999 You're someone with a lot of influence. 356 00:20:28,160 --> 00:20:30,993 We're talking about the child's future. 357 00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:33,555 Wait a minute. Child? What child? 358 00:20:33,720 --> 00:20:34,436 Jose Luis, 359 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:35,794 your son! 360 00:20:36,240 --> 00:20:36,911 Dad. 361 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:39,190 Dad! 362 00:20:41,320 --> 00:20:42,116 Daddy! 363 00:20:43,120 --> 00:20:44,075 Hang on. 364 00:20:44,280 --> 00:20:45,793 How could this thing be my son? 365 00:20:46,000 --> 00:20:46,830 I mean... 366 00:20:47,480 --> 00:20:48,515 He's fat! 367 00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,273 Just look at me. 368 00:20:52,720 --> 00:20:53,391 Grandma! 369 00:20:54,200 --> 00:20:55,553 Grandma! 370 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:57,598 Grandma! 371 00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:58,949 Jose Luis, 372 00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,437 you can't do this to me. 373 00:21:01,960 --> 00:21:04,030 You can't be so heartless. 374 00:21:04,360 --> 00:21:07,318 This is your son and you have to help him. 375 00:21:07,640 --> 00:21:09,596 You have to find him a job. 376 00:21:10,000 --> 00:21:11,877 Promise me, Jose. 377 00:21:12,040 --> 00:21:12,870 Promise me. 378 00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,237 Grandma, you're confused. 379 00:21:15,520 --> 00:21:17,511 Look, who can give me a guarantee 380 00:21:17,840 --> 00:21:19,319 that this thing is my son? 381 00:21:19,520 --> 00:21:21,317 But he's got your eyes. 382 00:21:21,520 --> 00:21:24,080 Don't give me that shit! He's got eyes like a toad. 383 00:21:24,800 --> 00:21:26,153 Grandma! 384 00:21:26,760 --> 00:21:29,911 - Now the faggot's going to cry. - Don't cry, Pepito. 385 00:21:30,160 --> 00:21:31,718 There, there, your grandma's here. 386 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:34,110 It's all lies, it's a set-up. 387 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,074 TRAINING CENTER 388 00:21:44,520 --> 00:21:45,589 Guys, 389 00:21:46,880 --> 00:21:49,394 you're the best of the best. 390 00:21:49,560 --> 00:21:51,516 I chose all of you personally 391 00:21:51,680 --> 00:21:53,238 because you're the No. 1's, 392 00:21:53,640 --> 00:21:55,232 each one in his own field. 393 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:58,551 But that isn't enough. We must go farther. 394 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:08,157 By means of an intensive training process, 395 00:22:08,320 --> 00:22:10,914 I still have to select a small group 396 00:22:11,320 --> 00:22:12,833 with superhuman courage. 397 00:22:14,680 --> 00:22:15,908 Supermen! 398 00:22:16,880 --> 00:22:17,596 Calatrava. 399 00:22:19,280 --> 00:22:20,269 Stand over there. 400 00:22:22,080 --> 00:22:23,308 Put this on your head. 401 00:22:36,240 --> 00:22:37,878 Very good. That's it. 402 00:22:38,320 --> 00:22:39,639 Don't move a millimeter. 403 00:22:47,560 --> 00:22:48,788 That's life. 404 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:51,190 If you say absolutely motionless, 405 00:22:51,400 --> 00:22:52,435 it's exactly that. 406 00:22:52,600 --> 00:22:53,999 Don Jose Luis, 407 00:22:54,320 --> 00:22:56,754 the man was so motionless he wasn't even breathing. 408 00:22:56,920 --> 00:22:58,512 See? That's just what I mean. 409 00:22:58,680 --> 00:23:01,478 If he couldn't dodge things he was no use in the group. 410 00:23:01,640 --> 00:23:02,675 Isn't that so? 411 00:23:09,560 --> 00:23:11,357 Dodging things is essential. 412 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:13,909 Bodyguard, dodging, it's all the same. 413 00:23:14,360 --> 00:23:15,349 And guarding, right? 414 00:23:16,680 --> 00:23:18,716 Bodyguard, guarding. 415 00:23:20,040 --> 00:23:21,519 Put your hand there, Ordonez. 416 00:23:35,080 --> 00:23:36,274 Stand aside. 417 00:23:36,600 --> 00:23:39,114 Now, Robledillo, put your hand there. 418 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:45,394 Put it back. 419 00:23:48,280 --> 00:23:49,156 Very good, Robledillo. 420 00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:50,429 Very good. 421 00:23:50,840 --> 00:23:51,670 Now, Linares. 422 00:23:52,040 --> 00:23:53,075 Your turn. 423 00:24:14,480 --> 00:24:16,118 Amazing, Linares! 424 00:24:16,520 --> 00:24:17,509 Strength, resistance, 425 00:24:17,720 --> 00:24:20,109 absolute coldness and control of the emotions! 426 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:23,033 And that pride! That's what I want in my security corps. 427 00:24:24,920 --> 00:24:26,672 Linares! 428 00:24:28,360 --> 00:24:30,237 You must eat breakfast, Linares. 429 00:24:31,120 --> 00:24:32,348 Give him a Band-Aid. 430 00:24:33,600 --> 00:24:35,955 I hear you've started the training sessions. 431 00:24:36,120 --> 00:24:38,998 Kid, they don't make cars like this anymore. 432 00:24:39,160 --> 00:24:41,754 Nowadays they make German and Japanese shit, 433 00:24:41,920 --> 00:24:43,353 and, even worse, French shit. 434 00:24:43,520 --> 00:24:46,432 Don't change the subject, I'm the best assistant you ever had. 435 00:24:46,600 --> 00:24:48,795 You can trust me 1,000% 436 00:24:49,960 --> 00:24:51,393 Javier, what's new? 437 00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,596 Are you fixing rickshaws now? 438 00:24:53,760 --> 00:24:55,910 Hell, no, this is my girlfriend. 439 00:24:56,280 --> 00:24:57,599 She's some treasure. 440 00:24:57,800 --> 00:25:00,155 At least you'll get free lottery tickets, eh? 441 00:25:01,680 --> 00:25:03,750 How's your cousin Cuco? 442 00:25:03,920 --> 00:25:06,832 That useless jerk, he's on methadone. 443 00:25:07,760 --> 00:25:09,318 Give me couple of tickets, love. 444 00:25:09,560 --> 00:25:10,788 Who's going to pay for them? 445 00:25:11,000 --> 00:25:12,592 Put them on my bill. 446 00:25:12,800 --> 00:25:15,155 - Not again, Torrente! - I'll pay you if I win. 447 00:25:17,760 --> 00:25:19,591 I have to be on your team. 448 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:23,630 Recently, Josito, you're not responding like you used to, 449 00:25:23,800 --> 00:25:25,119 so I'm not sure. 450 00:25:25,280 --> 00:25:27,350 Maybe it's because you're in love. 451 00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:30,114 That's the thing, I'm going through a bad patch. 452 00:25:30,280 --> 00:25:31,793 The landlord threw us out... 453 00:25:31,960 --> 00:25:34,793 Listen, kid, you know if you've got any problem, 454 00:25:34,960 --> 00:25:36,552 don't come to me. 455 00:25:37,560 --> 00:25:39,039 I was going to tell you before 456 00:25:39,200 --> 00:25:41,668 but Vanesa and I moved into your place this morning. 457 00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:43,189 Into my place? 458 00:25:43,360 --> 00:25:45,396 Are you stupid? Are you shooting up? 459 00:25:45,560 --> 00:25:46,709 Just for a few days, 460 00:25:46,880 --> 00:25:48,996 until something that I'm after comes up. 461 00:25:49,960 --> 00:25:52,030 Torrente, don't be angry. 462 00:25:52,200 --> 00:25:53,792 It'll be a few days at most. 463 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:56,349 And we're going to pay you. Vane's father is a judge. 464 00:25:56,520 --> 00:25:58,875 I don't care if he's a fruit seller. 465 00:25:59,560 --> 00:26:01,994 I've got a present for you that you'll love. 466 00:26:02,160 --> 00:26:03,354 A re-usable DVD 467 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,590 so you can record all the League games. 468 00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,677 I asked you for that for Christmas. 469 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:10,476 I don't know why I put up with you. 470 00:26:10,640 --> 00:26:12,870 Because you're fucking great! 471 00:26:13,040 --> 00:26:14,109 Yeah, that's true. 472 00:26:14,280 --> 00:26:15,793 Get off, you'll dirty my suit! 473 00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,398 The best, Montellini. 474 00:26:19,560 --> 00:26:23,439 Heartless mercenaries, callous, unscrupulous killers 475 00:26:23,600 --> 00:26:25,989 without a drop of remorse, are a dime a dozen, 476 00:26:26,160 --> 00:26:29,197 but the people I've got are a different matter. 477 00:26:29,360 --> 00:26:30,759 The people I've got 478 00:26:30,960 --> 00:26:32,757 are extremely scary. 479 00:26:33,480 --> 00:26:34,515 Telescopic. 480 00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:37,555 An abnormal visual keenness, 481 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:41,077 an extraordinary shot, rapidity, 482 00:26:41,400 --> 00:26:43,231 skill, strategy. 483 00:26:43,440 --> 00:26:44,156 In short, 484 00:26:44,360 --> 00:26:46,032 a highly gifted sniper. 485 00:26:56,040 --> 00:26:57,553 He learned that in the circus. 486 00:26:58,080 --> 00:27:00,958 He used to do it with lemons but it was much less spectacular. 487 00:27:02,880 --> 00:27:05,917 Colossus. An exquisite brutality, 488 00:27:06,080 --> 00:27:08,355 an amazing agility 489 00:27:08,520 --> 00:27:10,397 and a super-human strength. 490 00:27:10,560 --> 00:27:11,959 And he's handsome too. 491 00:27:12,480 --> 00:27:14,994 Not that I know about such things, 492 00:27:15,200 --> 00:27:16,713 but they often want him for the cinema. 493 00:27:18,040 --> 00:27:19,189 Now. 494 00:27:26,720 --> 00:27:29,075 They're authentic Korean ninjas. 495 00:27:35,880 --> 00:27:36,756 Now. 496 00:27:46,640 --> 00:27:49,279 - Are you here for the casting? - No, I'm just visiting. 497 00:27:52,600 --> 00:27:55,319 - What do we have to do? - Beat up the blonde guy. 498 00:27:55,480 --> 00:27:56,117 Him? 499 00:28:06,840 --> 00:28:08,717 Well, sometimes 500 00:28:08,960 --> 00:28:11,838 he gets a bit carried away. We spend a fortune on ninjas. 501 00:28:36,440 --> 00:28:37,316 Now. 502 00:28:37,880 --> 00:28:38,551 Come along! 503 00:28:39,520 --> 00:28:40,396 Let's go. 504 00:28:40,880 --> 00:28:41,835 Amateurs! 505 00:28:54,360 --> 00:28:56,078 Look, Montellini, if you take him 506 00:28:56,320 --> 00:28:59,118 and Telescopic I'll throw in the Masked Man. 507 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:03,869 Done. 508 00:29:06,200 --> 00:29:08,191 Father, I know you became a policeman 509 00:29:08,360 --> 00:29:10,351 to defend people and enforce justice. 510 00:29:10,560 --> 00:29:13,154 Slow down, kid. If you think buttering me up... 511 00:29:13,320 --> 00:29:15,276 I wanted to be like you. 512 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:17,995 If you could get me into the police force... 513 00:29:18,200 --> 00:29:19,519 Hold your horses, kid. 514 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:23,195 It's one thing promising my grandmother I'd get you a job, 515 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:25,590 if you are my son, like your whore of a mother says. 516 00:29:25,760 --> 00:29:27,034 It's a very different matter 517 00:29:27,400 --> 00:29:29,152 being seen around with you 518 00:29:29,320 --> 00:29:31,993 or getting you into the police force where I am justly famous. 519 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:32,910 Understand? 520 00:29:36,560 --> 00:29:38,790 Why doesn't he come with me to unload DVDs? 521 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:40,518 What are you talking about? 522 00:29:40,680 --> 00:29:43,319 He hasn't got what it takes to be a policeman, obviously, 523 00:29:43,480 --> 00:29:46,233 but he doesn't have to be a criminal like you. 524 00:29:46,600 --> 00:29:48,272 Check out the Bolivians 525 00:29:48,560 --> 00:29:50,710 and get the two months' money they owe us. 526 00:29:50,920 --> 00:29:51,636 OK, Torrente. 527 00:29:51,800 --> 00:29:54,075 Don't worry, kid, I'll get you a decent job. 528 00:29:54,240 --> 00:29:55,559 - Ajob? - Yes, a job. 529 00:29:55,720 --> 00:29:56,357 Dad! 530 00:29:57,760 --> 00:29:59,990 How can you not need more workers? 531 00:30:00,200 --> 00:30:01,872 Look, we work like animals here, 532 00:30:02,080 --> 00:30:03,433 know what I mean? 533 00:30:04,040 --> 00:30:06,759 - This isn't what I had in mind. - Shut up, moron. 534 00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:09,151 How could he not be a hard worker? He's my son. 535 00:30:09,720 --> 00:30:11,233 That's what I mean. 536 00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:13,633 It's very dangerous. 537 00:30:13,960 --> 00:30:17,077 Much little safety. No helmets. No nets protecting. 538 00:30:17,720 --> 00:30:18,994 Calm down, Mohamed. 539 00:30:19,480 --> 00:30:20,993 I find you this job, 540 00:30:21,160 --> 00:30:22,513 I've been busting my ass for months 541 00:30:22,720 --> 00:30:25,188 trying to sort out your papers, 542 00:30:25,400 --> 00:30:28,756 all for a lousy commission, only 50% of your wages, 543 00:30:28,920 --> 00:30:30,194 and you make demands! 544 00:30:30,360 --> 00:30:33,158 These people are the limit, all they do is complain. 545 00:30:33,360 --> 00:30:35,555 Torrente, inhuman conditions! 546 00:30:36,240 --> 00:30:37,719 "Inhuman conditions!" 547 00:30:37,960 --> 00:30:40,679 They love complaining. They're better dressed than we are. 548 00:30:40,880 --> 00:30:43,110 Don't show those nails! Have you seen them? 549 00:30:43,320 --> 00:30:46,153 You want to be a minister as soon as you get here? 550 00:30:46,360 --> 00:30:49,193 I personally supervised the security on this site 551 00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:52,034 down to the very last detail, is that clear? 552 00:30:55,120 --> 00:30:56,075 Holy shit! 553 00:30:59,440 --> 00:31:01,954 You can't tell me now you don't need workers. 554 00:31:02,800 --> 00:31:05,075 It's true, the kid's in luck. 555 00:31:05,240 --> 00:31:06,673 Ask them for a helmet. 556 00:31:06,840 --> 00:31:08,717 No, none of that. No favoritism. 557 00:31:08,880 --> 00:31:11,155 Without a helmet, like everyone else. It'll toughen him up. 558 00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:12,594 Don't show me up, kid! 559 00:32:01,640 --> 00:32:03,312 Hey, what's up, kid? 560 00:32:03,680 --> 00:32:06,148 - What's up? - Nothing. What should be up? 561 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:08,473 You look a bit nervous. 562 00:32:09,080 --> 00:32:10,149 Who, me? 563 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,828 No way, Torrente. Everything's great. 564 00:32:17,080 --> 00:32:17,910 What's this? 565 00:32:18,120 --> 00:32:19,519 My Atleti ashtray! 566 00:32:19,920 --> 00:32:21,069 I was taking it... 567 00:32:21,240 --> 00:32:21,956 to clean it. 568 00:32:22,440 --> 00:32:23,919 To clean it! 569 00:32:24,280 --> 00:32:26,589 Shit, I don't believe this. 570 00:32:26,760 --> 00:32:28,591 I let you come into my home, 571 00:32:28,800 --> 00:32:31,268 and you abuse my trust, you cheat me. 572 00:32:31,440 --> 00:32:32,998 I looked on you like 573 00:32:33,240 --> 00:32:34,116 a nephew, 574 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,669 a brother-in-law, like something I loved. 575 00:32:37,840 --> 00:32:38,989 It's my own fault 576 00:32:40,120 --> 00:32:42,793 for opening the door of my house and of my heart! 577 00:32:42,960 --> 00:32:44,313 - What's up, love? - It's... 578 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:45,996 What's that? 579 00:32:47,200 --> 00:32:49,111 My grandma's milk saucepan! 580 00:32:50,400 --> 00:32:51,879 What's going on? 581 00:32:52,360 --> 00:32:54,874 Do you want to take my most loved possessions? 582 00:32:55,080 --> 00:32:57,548 - Is that it? - But, Torrente... 583 00:32:57,800 --> 00:32:59,518 You're a thief, kid! 584 00:33:00,200 --> 00:33:02,873 And I never want to see you again in my life! 585 00:33:04,200 --> 00:33:05,997 Get out! Get out of here! 586 00:33:06,920 --> 00:33:07,875 Get out! 587 00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:22,759 Hell, I stained my pants. 588 00:33:23,240 --> 00:33:25,913 That's how it was, I told him to fuck off. 589 00:33:29,520 --> 00:33:31,556 It wasn't for the ashtray, Parrondo. 590 00:33:31,760 --> 00:33:33,239 You know me. It was for my code. 591 00:33:33,440 --> 00:33:36,193 I've got a very strict ethic and moral code, 592 00:33:36,400 --> 00:33:39,551 a code which has always governed my life. 593 00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:41,753 It's caused me problems. 594 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:42,995 But, Parrondo, 595 00:33:43,160 --> 00:33:45,469 I'm a man of principles. 596 00:33:47,240 --> 00:33:48,468 Right to the end. 597 00:33:49,240 --> 00:33:50,958 You peel it, you've got nails. 598 00:33:52,720 --> 00:33:56,349 TRAINING CENTER 599 00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:01,234 I'm really impressed. It's a pity about 2012. 600 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:04,112 You're real athletes. 601 00:34:04,320 --> 00:34:05,355 A good thing, too. 602 00:34:05,520 --> 00:34:08,717 Being a bodyguard is no joke and you're about to stop laughing. 603 00:34:12,120 --> 00:34:13,314 Come on, move! 604 00:34:18,480 --> 00:34:20,277 Move it, I said! Come on! 605 00:35:06,480 --> 00:35:07,754 No, not this, please! 606 00:35:50,560 --> 00:35:53,313 Come on, move! Get out of here! 607 00:35:53,680 --> 00:35:55,750 Break it up! Get moving! Start running! 608 00:35:55,920 --> 00:35:57,638 He's been kicking my ass all day. 609 00:36:00,560 --> 00:36:02,152 This is the moment I like, 610 00:36:02,360 --> 00:36:03,395 the grades. 611 00:36:04,520 --> 00:36:06,909 Robledo and Churreti. Very weak, both of you. 612 00:36:07,080 --> 00:36:09,878 Give me the check, at least. I worked these days. 613 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:12,310 What check? Be grateful I don't kick you out. 614 00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:13,714 This isn't Operation Galaxy. 615 00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:14,670 Arellano. 616 00:36:14,880 --> 00:36:16,233 You should think about retiring, 617 00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:17,714 you're very old. 618 00:36:18,840 --> 00:36:20,478 Vizcarra. Unsatisfactory. 619 00:36:20,640 --> 00:36:21,914 Back to the warehouse. 620 00:36:22,400 --> 00:36:24,960 Ramirez, you need to improve. Really fucking improve. 621 00:36:25,960 --> 00:36:26,756 Barragan. 622 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,029 Fail. 623 00:36:28,360 --> 00:36:29,475 A resounding failure. 624 00:36:29,680 --> 00:36:31,113 You're out, kiddo. 625 00:36:31,880 --> 00:36:34,553 So we've got Camullas, Contreras and Calvo Tellez. 626 00:36:34,760 --> 00:36:36,398 Acceptable progress. 627 00:36:36,560 --> 00:36:37,197 Linares. 628 00:36:37,640 --> 00:36:40,712 I don't have a note from your parents for the day you missed. 629 00:36:41,360 --> 00:36:42,793 Acceptable progress. 630 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:45,116 And our star pupil is Ordonez. 631 00:36:45,320 --> 00:36:46,548 An outstanding performance. 632 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:50,956 Can I re-take the exam in September? 633 00:36:51,120 --> 00:36:52,439 Sure, whenever you want. 634 00:36:52,600 --> 00:36:54,113 I'll be gone by then. 635 00:36:54,320 --> 00:36:56,436 You can gather up your books now. 636 00:36:56,600 --> 00:36:57,953 Fuck off, all of you. 637 00:37:01,080 --> 00:37:02,069 Balls! 638 00:37:02,680 --> 00:37:04,716 Getting up early is shit. 639 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:06,633 Motherfucking... 640 00:37:11,040 --> 00:37:13,315 No! No! It's impossible! 641 00:37:15,320 --> 00:37:18,392 Someone pinch me to see if this is true. 642 00:37:19,880 --> 00:37:21,871 I'm fucked! /I'm fucked! 643 00:37:23,120 --> 00:37:24,758 What the hell is happening to me? 644 00:37:26,440 --> 00:37:28,271 No, not Barça! Over my dead body! 645 00:37:28,600 --> 00:37:29,828 This is a nightmare! 646 00:37:30,040 --> 00:37:30,950 A nightmare! 647 00:37:32,600 --> 00:37:33,828 Who the hell is that? 648 00:37:35,480 --> 00:37:37,436 Hello, Jose Luis. I live next door. 649 00:37:37,600 --> 00:37:39,750 Why don't you mingle more with the neighbors? 650 00:37:39,920 --> 00:37:42,150 You should throw out your garbage too. 651 00:37:42,320 --> 00:37:43,878 Could I borrow some salt? 652 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:46,876 And milk! 653 00:37:47,080 --> 00:37:48,798 And a hammer? And a screwdriver? 654 00:37:48,960 --> 00:37:52,077 Long live Barca! Long live Barca! 655 00:37:54,080 --> 00:37:55,752 Long live Barça! 656 00:37:55,920 --> 00:37:57,069 Have you got a car? 657 00:38:05,360 --> 00:38:08,875 AIRPORT 658 00:38:16,080 --> 00:38:19,038 Isn't that one of those planes for celebrities and soccer players? 659 00:38:19,200 --> 00:38:21,031 It's a private charter. 660 00:38:21,440 --> 00:38:23,908 The socialists love wasting money. 661 00:38:25,600 --> 00:38:27,875 "Welcome to..." 662 00:38:28,200 --> 00:38:29,679 Stand to attention! 663 00:38:30,560 --> 00:38:31,515 For fuck's sake! 664 00:38:33,720 --> 00:38:34,994 That's her. 665 00:38:41,840 --> 00:38:42,875 Watch this. 666 00:38:47,920 --> 00:38:49,035 Not now, please. 667 00:38:49,200 --> 00:38:50,394 What's up? 668 00:38:51,360 --> 00:38:54,272 I'm in charge of protecting this lady in Spain. 669 00:38:54,440 --> 00:38:56,158 You can't block my way! 670 00:38:56,320 --> 00:38:58,231 I'm Torrente, for crissake! 671 00:38:58,400 --> 00:39:00,038 Hands off! Boys! Boys! 672 00:39:00,560 --> 00:39:01,709 Get them! 673 00:39:02,360 --> 00:39:03,236 Let them have it! 674 00:39:03,800 --> 00:39:05,756 Let them have it! 675 00:39:14,560 --> 00:39:15,356 My grenade! 676 00:39:31,200 --> 00:39:32,679 It's Fernando Torres! 677 00:39:33,520 --> 00:39:35,397 It's Fernando Torres! 678 00:39:35,560 --> 00:39:36,913 He was on the plane! The wave! 679 00:39:40,400 --> 00:39:41,992 Let me hug you! 680 00:39:43,480 --> 00:39:45,516 Ma'am, this is Fernando Torres. 681 00:39:49,160 --> 00:39:53,358 MISS RICCI'S HOTEL 682 00:39:56,320 --> 00:40:00,518 If we can get the documents that I'm waiting for, the conference, 683 00:40:00,680 --> 00:40:03,319 which will be broadcast to 40 countries, 684 00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,152 will be a success. 685 00:40:05,360 --> 00:40:07,112 If we're not killed first. 686 00:40:09,120 --> 00:40:10,155 May I? 687 00:40:10,840 --> 00:40:12,432 I see you're settling in. 688 00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:13,834 Come in, don't be shy. 689 00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,316 These girls are Italian. 690 00:40:16,480 --> 00:40:18,038 I'm Jose Luis Torrente, 691 00:40:18,200 --> 00:40:20,156 the special agent who's protecting you. 692 00:40:20,320 --> 00:40:22,629 Carry on getting dressed, I'm a professional. 693 00:40:22,800 --> 00:40:25,075 Think of me as your gynecologist. 694 00:40:25,440 --> 00:40:27,829 Apparently, there are a lot of people 695 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:29,479 who want to bump you off. 696 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:31,559 I'd like to bump you. 697 00:40:31,840 --> 00:40:33,876 That was a screw-up at the airport. 698 00:40:34,160 --> 00:40:36,913 Bear in mind that the boys are very nervous. 699 00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:38,599 It's an important mission. 700 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:43,353 Good God! 701 00:40:43,640 --> 00:40:44,675 Wait here. 702 00:40:45,560 --> 00:40:46,629 If I may... 703 00:40:48,160 --> 00:40:51,630 I wanted to tell you that you're not to worry about a thing. 704 00:40:51,800 --> 00:40:55,634 With Torrente here, nothing will happen to a beauty like you, 705 00:40:56,520 --> 00:40:58,750 with an ass that's a work of art. 706 00:40:59,080 --> 00:41:01,036 Are you a minister's daughter? 707 00:41:01,320 --> 00:41:02,833 I'm a Euro Deputy. 708 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:07,079 In a few days I have to make a speech of vital importance 709 00:41:07,240 --> 00:41:09,435 at the International Ecological Forum, 710 00:41:09,600 --> 00:41:10,828 and the last thing I need 711 00:41:11,000 --> 00:41:12,353 is for anyone, 712 00:41:12,560 --> 00:41:14,835 anyone, to piss me off. 713 00:41:15,240 --> 00:41:18,357 And now please get out of my room immediately. 714 00:41:18,520 --> 00:41:21,080 I understood everything you said. 715 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:23,708 Go fuck yourself. 716 00:41:23,920 --> 00:41:26,718 That chick's hot stuff but she's got a filthy temper. 717 00:41:26,880 --> 00:41:29,599 But she's interested in me, no doubt about that. 718 00:41:29,760 --> 00:41:33,070 Sir, you've got a group of commandoes at your disposal. 719 00:41:33,240 --> 00:41:35,390 You should give them their orders. 720 00:41:35,560 --> 00:41:37,835 Yes, yes, of course. 721 00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:40,950 Right, 722 00:41:41,320 --> 00:41:42,992 let's see. You. 723 00:41:43,280 --> 00:41:44,952 Go get a pack of cigarettes. 724 00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:46,236 You. 725 00:41:46,560 --> 00:41:49,438 My car's outside. Shift it for me before I get a ticket. 726 00:41:49,600 --> 00:41:53,036 - Is it at a parking meter? - Don't be stupid. Move. 727 00:41:53,200 --> 00:41:56,476 I want the rest of you in a state of constant tension. 728 00:41:56,640 --> 00:42:00,189 Solis, go buy me a bunch of flowers for that chick. 729 00:42:00,360 --> 00:42:02,237 Give them to her from me. 730 00:42:02,400 --> 00:42:04,470 With what money, sir? 731 00:42:04,640 --> 00:42:07,552 As long as it's not mine, I don't give a rat's ass. 732 00:42:07,720 --> 00:42:09,073 Sir, what about me? 733 00:42:09,240 --> 00:42:12,596 You go to the building opposite and keep watch on the roof. 734 00:42:12,760 --> 00:42:15,274 It's a perfect place for snipers. 735 00:42:15,840 --> 00:42:16,716 Fuck. 736 00:42:16,880 --> 00:42:19,713 I have to leave, I've had an urgent call. 737 00:42:19,880 --> 00:42:21,393 I have to pick up my son. 738 00:42:21,560 --> 00:42:23,516 From school, Torrente? 739 00:42:23,720 --> 00:42:27,349 Linares, go have a whiskey and try to keep out of the way. 740 00:42:46,240 --> 00:42:47,150 That doesn't count! 741 00:43:06,560 --> 00:43:07,470 Right! 742 00:43:07,720 --> 00:43:09,995 We have to eliminate her tomorrow, 743 00:43:10,280 --> 00:43:11,793 when she leaves the hotel. 744 00:43:12,880 --> 00:43:13,995 If that fails? 745 00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:15,991 No, it's impossible. 746 00:43:16,680 --> 00:43:18,432 We've got a sniper 747 00:43:18,680 --> 00:43:20,070 and an emergency solution just in case. 748 00:43:28,680 --> 00:43:29,999 Listen, son. 749 00:43:30,480 --> 00:43:31,435 You... 750 00:43:32,640 --> 00:43:33,914 Have you ever dipped it? 751 00:43:34,960 --> 00:43:36,791 To be honest, quite a bit. 752 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:40,189 That's good, kid, that's good. 753 00:43:40,360 --> 00:43:42,078 You look so dumb, I thought maybe 754 00:43:42,240 --> 00:43:43,992 you'd never had your cherry popped. 755 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:45,718 No, I did, a long time ago. 756 00:43:47,080 --> 00:43:49,389 I'd liked to have taken you whoring, 757 00:43:49,560 --> 00:43:51,710 like my Uncle Mauricio did with me. 758 00:43:52,200 --> 00:43:53,519 That experience was 759 00:43:53,680 --> 00:43:54,908 unforgettable. 760 00:43:55,320 --> 00:43:57,470 How old were you then? 761 00:43:58,080 --> 00:43:59,354 I was... 762 00:44:00,040 --> 00:44:02,429 I was quite a man by then. I was nine. 763 00:44:04,120 --> 00:44:06,953 Spain is the greatest country in the world, Jose Luis. 764 00:44:07,120 --> 00:44:10,237 You won't see more decent whores anywhere else. 765 00:44:11,480 --> 00:44:15,359 If I train hard, could I play for Atleti when I grow up? 766 00:44:15,680 --> 00:44:18,035 Don't be stupid, kid. You're just a thickhead. 767 00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:19,595 Here. 768 00:44:20,080 --> 00:44:21,433 100 pesetas. 769 00:44:21,680 --> 00:44:22,999 Give it to her. 770 00:44:25,400 --> 00:44:26,549 And now 771 00:44:27,920 --> 00:44:29,114 you can feel her tits. 772 00:44:29,320 --> 00:44:30,992 That's the thing about whores. 773 00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:32,553 You have to pay them! 774 00:44:33,600 --> 00:44:35,955 - I'm wetting myself. - Then go take a piss. 775 00:44:36,120 --> 00:44:38,998 Or do you want me to go with you and take out your pecker? 776 00:44:39,200 --> 00:44:40,315 Go on! 777 00:44:41,240--> 00:44:43,390 He's as dumb as his father. 778 00:44:45,240 --> 00:44:47,037 Wash your hands before you piss. 779 00:44:47,200 --> 00:44:49,634 You don't want to catch anything disgusting. 780 00:45:16,440 --> 00:45:17,839 Hello, kid. 781 00:45:20,720 --> 00:45:22,631 What are you doing here all on your own? 782 00:45:22,920 --> 00:45:25,593 I came with my uncle to see if we could get laid. 783 00:45:25,920 --> 00:45:27,194 Like everyone. 784 00:45:29,720 --> 00:45:32,393 And that tiny little bird? 785 00:45:34,560 --> 00:45:35,197 Look. 786 00:45:35,360 --> 00:45:36,873 Look at this starling. 787 00:45:37,200 --> 00:45:38,155 Look. 788 00:45:48,960 --> 00:45:51,315 How's about we jerk each other off? 789 00:45:52,080 --> 00:45:53,433 But no faggot stuff. 790 00:45:56,360 --> 00:45:58,749 Hell, I hit it. So big and I still hit it. 791 00:46:00,000 --> 00:46:00,830 Dad. 792 00:46:01,360 --> 00:46:02,190 Dad! 793 00:46:03,200 --> 00:46:04,679 - About the whores... - What? 794 00:46:04,880 --> 00:46:06,632 - The whores! - Yeah, the whores. 795 00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,552 Even though I'm not a virgin, 796 00:46:08,720 --> 00:46:11,951 and I think prostitution is totally degrading for women, 797 00:46:12,160 --> 00:46:13,991 if you're paying... 798 00:46:14,360 --> 00:46:17,318 That's my boy! Of course I am! Let's go whoring! 799 00:46:28,960 --> 00:46:31,872 Stop it! You're going to wear away my balls! 800 00:46:32,880 --> 00:46:33,869 This is great. 801 00:46:34,640 --> 00:46:38,189 It's so nice. A father and his son, here together, 802 00:46:38,600 --> 00:46:39,476 screwing some whores. 803 00:46:39,880 --> 00:46:40,995 Pure bliss! 804 00:46:41,440 --> 00:46:42,350 Dad, 805 00:46:43,080 --> 00:46:45,230 there's so much I'd like to have done with you. 806 00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:48,435 For example, soccer games on a Sunday afternoon. 807 00:46:49,880 --> 00:46:51,791 I always imagined seeing them with my father. 808 00:46:51,960 --> 00:46:53,393 What? You like soccer? 809 00:46:53,560 --> 00:46:54,197 Yes! 810 00:46:55,600 --> 00:46:57,318 Know what we have to do? 811 00:46:57,480 --> 00:47:00,756 Go to the stadium together. It all looks bigger there. 812 00:47:01,720 --> 00:47:03,233 The Vicente Calderon! 813 00:47:03,760 --> 00:47:08,038 Sitting there with our pennants. Atleti! Atleti! 814 00:47:10,280 --> 00:47:12,157 We'll have a fucking ball! 815 00:47:14,480 --> 00:47:17,358 Wait a minute, Pepito. 816 00:47:17,960 --> 00:47:20,110 What team do you support? 817 00:47:22,120 --> 00:47:23,314 I'm... 818 00:47:24,240 --> 00:47:26,037 I'm with Real Madrid. 819 00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:27,829 I'll kill you! 820 00:47:28,480 --> 00:47:29,708 But, Dad...! 821 00:47:30,160 --> 00:47:32,799 You're not my son. You're human garbage! 822 00:47:33,120 --> 00:47:33,950 I'll kill you! 823 00:47:34,600 --> 00:47:36,591 Let go! That's how children repay you! 824 00:47:36,760 --> 00:47:38,113 You devote your life to them 825 00:47:39,600 --> 00:47:40,828 and they stab you in the back! 826 00:47:42,840 --> 00:47:45,593 But I'm not even a member, I just support them. 827 00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:48,399 How can a son of mine support such a lousy team? 828 00:47:48,560 --> 00:47:50,710 Real Madrid! Give me a fucking break! 829 00:47:53,400 --> 00:47:54,879 What's up, lard face? 830 00:47:55,040 --> 00:47:56,234 You got a problem? 831 00:47:56,760 --> 00:47:58,716 Have you got a problem? 832 00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:00,950 You don't like your face? I'll change it for you! 833 00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:10,430 Right! This English faggot and I are going to kick your heads in. 834 00:48:11,680 --> 00:48:14,513 MISS RICCI'S HOTEL 835 00:48:14,680 --> 00:48:15,715 All quiet, sir. 836 00:48:15,920 --> 00:48:17,239 You don't look well. 837 00:48:17,400 --> 00:48:20,039 I had some snails that disagreed with me. 838 00:48:20,560 --> 00:48:23,358 - What's been happening? - We can't find Ordonez 839 00:48:23,520 --> 00:48:26,318 and we arrested a suspect who keeps asking for you. 840 00:48:26,480 --> 00:48:28,232 - A suspect? - Yes, that person. 841 00:48:31,280 --> 00:48:31,554 I've never seen him before. 842 00:48:32,720 --> 00:48:35,314 Take him to the cell until he dries out. 843 00:48:35,480 --> 00:48:37,550 Kid, I'm going to check out 844 00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,274 how our charge is. 845 00:48:39,600 --> 00:48:43,195 - See that we're not disturbed. - Whatever you say, sir. 846 00:48:52,360 --> 00:48:53,395 Giannina! 847 00:48:54,200 --> 00:48:55,679 Giannina! Sweetie! 848 00:49:24,080 --> 00:49:24,990 Freeze! 849 00:49:26,160 --> 00:49:26,912 Please, don't shoot! 850 00:49:27,120 --> 00:49:28,269 Did my wife send you? 851 00:49:28,640 --> 00:49:29,470 Your wife? 852 00:49:29,680 --> 00:49:32,194 She's jealous, she's always imagining things. 853 00:49:33,280 --> 00:49:35,874 Yes, that's right. Your wife sent me. 854 00:49:36,800 --> 00:49:38,631 Don't do anything silly. 855 00:49:38,800 --> 00:49:40,392 We can sort this out in a civilized way. 856 00:49:42,800 --> 00:49:43,119 All right, that's it. 857 00:49:42,280 --> 00:49:44,635 And the next time, you should behave yourself. 858 00:49:45,800 --> 00:49:47,518 She could be your daughter. 859 00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:49,557 Look, she's got a virgin's tits. 860 00:49:50,920 --> 00:49:53,115 What's going on? That thing's still hard. 861 00:49:56,640 --> 00:49:58,232 I'm taking Viagra. 862 00:49:58,400 --> 00:49:59,753 Shit, Biafra! 863 00:50:00,040 --> 00:50:01,871 You have to give me one of those. 864 00:50:02,040 --> 00:50:04,600 You take it and the soldier stands to attention, right? 865 00:50:04,760 --> 00:50:07,069 Hell, give me one. I'll even pay you. 866 00:50:12,760 --> 00:50:14,751 Darling, don't listen to him. 867 00:50:14,920 --> 00:50:17,593 It's a plot to ruin me. I'm not married. 868 00:50:17,760 --> 00:50:19,990 - Creep! - Please, darling! 869 00:50:24,920 --> 00:50:26,717 - Good evening. - Oh, it's you. 870 00:50:27,000 --> 00:50:28,752 I have to see Giannina. 871 00:50:28,920 --> 00:50:31,639 She's asleep. She had a press conference, she's exhausted. 872 00:50:31,800 --> 00:50:32,471 Sorry, sweetie. 873 00:50:32,920 --> 00:50:34,353 It's for security reasons. 874 00:50:34,520 --> 00:50:36,636 This is outrageous, incredible! 875 00:50:36,880 --> 00:50:39,474 We've made a complaint to your superiors! 876 00:50:39,720 --> 00:50:41,199 Ma'am, don't get me angry. 877 00:50:41,360 --> 00:50:43,590 Hey! What are you doing? 878 00:50:43,760 --> 00:50:45,113 Giannina, you have to get up. 879 00:50:45,280 --> 00:50:47,748 This is an emergency search. 880 00:50:47,920 --> 00:50:48,909 Routine. 881 00:50:49,080 --> 00:50:52,470 - What are you talking about? - There may be explosives. 882 00:50:52,680 --> 00:50:53,829 What? 883 00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:56,838 The room should have been searched before. 884 00:50:57,240 --> 00:50:58,275 Shut it, ma'am. 885 00:50:58,480 --> 00:51:00,789 The room was searched thoroughly. 886 00:51:01,240 --> 00:51:04,516 But the problem is the sheets. They're changed every day 887 00:51:04,880 --> 00:51:07,394 and we've learned of the existence of a new... 888 00:51:07,600 --> 00:51:08,555 fabric bomb. 889 00:51:11,240 --> 00:51:12,229 Good heavens! 890 00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:14,029 What knockers! 891 00:51:16,000 --> 00:51:17,479 I've never seen anything like this. 892 00:51:17,640 --> 00:51:18,390 Neither have I! 893 00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:20,753 Neither have I! 894 00:51:21,400 --> 00:51:22,310 Me neither! 895 00:51:22,920 --> 00:51:25,150 It's like a zucchini. That's Vinagra for you. 896 00:51:25,320 --> 00:51:26,275 It's a miracle. 897 00:51:26,480 --> 00:51:27,799 Hey! Hey! 898 00:51:31,760 --> 00:51:34,194 Who's going to take advantage of this now? 899 00:51:37,160 --> 00:51:39,549 This surveillance is terrible. 900 00:51:41,160 --> 00:51:41,956 Yes, it is. 901 00:51:42,120 --> 00:51:45,032 It's duller than alcohol-free beer. 902 00:51:45,800 --> 00:51:46,994 You're right. 903 00:51:47,640 --> 00:51:49,312 It's very quiet, isn't it? 904 00:51:57,240 --> 00:51:58,355 How's about 905 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,513 we jerk each other off? 906 00:52:04,120 --> 00:52:05,917 What do you mean, sir? 907 00:52:06,520 --> 00:52:08,397 Do you think we're homosexuals? 908 00:52:08,920 --> 00:52:11,957 Hey, have a bit of respect! I didn't insult you! 909 00:52:12,120 --> 00:52:12,916 Look, 910 00:52:13,760 --> 00:52:15,557 - you're a man, right? - Of course. 911 00:52:15,960 --> 00:52:18,394 - And you beat the meat? - Almost every day. 912 00:52:19,800 --> 00:52:22,155 So a man touches your dick. 913 00:52:22,960 --> 00:52:23,915 Yes. 914 00:52:24,120 --> 00:52:25,951 That doesn't make you a faggot. 915 00:52:26,240 --> 00:52:27,195 No. 916 00:52:27,440 --> 00:52:29,351 That's it. You're saying I'm right. 917 00:52:29,520 --> 00:52:31,431 Come on, get it out. You'll like it! 918 00:52:31,600 --> 00:52:33,670 No, wait a minute, don't make me do this. 919 00:52:33,840 --> 00:52:35,637 - Get it out... - No, listen! 920 00:52:36,600 --> 00:52:39,353 Torrente, you owe me 6,000 pesetas for whiskey. 921 00:52:39,720 --> 00:52:41,915 You owe me 6,000 pesetas for whiskey. 922 00:52:43,280 --> 00:52:45,794 I don't understand it, Mr. Maqueda. 923 00:52:46,040 --> 00:52:47,268 It's very odd. 924 00:52:47,480 --> 00:52:48,754 It must be a police error. 925 00:52:48,920 --> 00:52:51,354 Dad, Josito is a good friend of a secret police agent, 926 00:52:51,520 --> 00:52:53,590 the best in the force. 927 00:52:53,760 --> 00:52:56,035 Don't talk rubbish, love, wait for me here. 928 00:52:56,320 --> 00:52:59,153 And this is the last time I'm going to help you 929 00:52:59,320 --> 00:53:01,914 and this idiot with all your nonsense. 930 00:53:03,360 --> 00:53:04,873 Your father's a good guy, 931 00:53:05,040 --> 00:53:06,917 for a judge, I mean. 932 00:53:07,320 --> 00:53:09,390 It's a pity we always meet like this. 933 00:53:09,560 --> 00:53:12,916 Why are you so stupid? How did you end up in the slammer? 934 00:53:13,080 --> 00:53:15,435 Love, I'm sure it was a misunderstanding. 935 00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:18,315 Wait a minute. I'm going to the bathroom. 936 00:53:18,560 --> 00:53:20,039 The bathroom? 937 00:53:20,480 --> 00:53:21,595 What for? 938 00:53:22,000 --> 00:53:25,072 No, love, it's not that. You know I've quit. 939 00:53:25,240 --> 00:53:28,755 But with all the hassle I haven't shit since yesterday. 940 00:53:33,680 --> 00:53:35,352 We're getting too involved. 941 00:53:35,840 --> 00:53:38,673 It's one thing to turn a blind eye, 942 00:53:38,840 --> 00:53:40,034 make things easier. 943 00:53:40,240 --> 00:53:43,471 It's another to put a total cretin in charge of the operation. 944 00:53:43,680 --> 00:53:45,875 We could be in big trouble, I mean it. 945 00:53:46,160 --> 00:53:47,229 Take it easy. 946 00:53:47,440 --> 00:53:48,793 Don't be such a chicken, Menendez. 947 00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:50,989 Tomorrow they'll kill Ricci, 948 00:53:52,840 --> 00:53:54,796 and we'll arrest the culprit immediately. 949 00:53:54,960 --> 00:53:55,676 Montellini? 950 00:53:56,000 --> 00:53:58,275 Hell, no! That idiot, Torrente. 951 00:53:59,760 --> 00:54:01,398 You're not serious! 952 00:54:01,600 --> 00:54:03,670 - He's going to be the fall guy? - Of course. 953 00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:05,632 All the incriminating evidence is ready. 954 00:54:05,840 --> 00:54:08,479 We'll be in even bigger trouble. We put a dickhead in charge 955 00:54:08,640 --> 00:54:10,790 and we're going to say he's corrupt as well. 956 00:54:11,000 --> 00:54:12,638 Nothing can go wrong. 957 00:54:17,120 --> 00:54:17,757 Hey, 958 00:54:17,960 --> 00:54:19,439 is this where you get your I.D.? 959 00:54:21,880 --> 00:54:24,678 I need your services immediately. 960 00:54:25,080 --> 00:54:26,718 Right away, Mr. Montellini. 961 00:54:26,880 --> 00:54:28,871 No, Araceli, not you. 962 00:54:29,120 --> 00:54:30,394 Send in Chastity. 963 00:54:32,120 --> 00:54:33,678 Whatever you say, Mr. Montellini. 964 00:54:39,680 --> 00:54:40,954 Very well. 965 00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:43,272 I hope nothing goes wrong. 966 00:54:44,520 --> 00:54:48,513 I wouldn't like to be forced to get involved in the matter. 967 00:54:49,440 --> 00:54:52,637 Very well. Tomorrow, after the operation, 968 00:54:52,800 --> 00:54:54,791 if all goes as expected, 969 00:54:55,440 --> 00:54:57,351 you can pass by my office 970 00:54:57,640 --> 00:55:00,029 and collect your second payment. 971 00:55:00,480 --> 00:55:01,708 Very well. 972 00:55:02,320 --> 00:55:04,117 Yes, that's excellent. 973 00:55:04,320 --> 00:55:06,072 Yes, yes, that's fine. 974 00:55:06,240 --> 00:55:07,798 Careful with the zip, dammit! 975 00:55:08,000 --> 00:55:11,197 You owe me 6,000 pesetas for whiskey and I'm angry. 976 00:55:11,360 --> 00:55:14,397 I know, Antonito, but I've changed. I'm going to pay you. 977 00:55:14,560 --> 00:55:16,278 Have you got any cash? 978 00:55:16,560 --> 00:55:17,754 How much is it in euros? 979 00:55:17,920 --> 00:55:21,435 36 euros, and it's 6,000 pesetas for whiskey. 980 00:55:21,600 --> 00:55:23,033 You have to be serious. 981 00:55:23,200 --> 00:55:24,918 I won't forget. 982 00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:27,992 Money doesn't fall from the trees. 983 00:55:28,600 --> 00:55:31,910 One of the clips from the rifle they're going to use tomorrow. 984 00:55:32,680 --> 00:55:33,908 Ammunition 985 00:55:34,960 --> 00:55:36,109 and a telescopic lens. 986 00:55:37,200 --> 00:55:39,031 And 12,000 euros. That'll fix him. 987 00:55:40,560 --> 00:55:42,073 Great! Let's go. 988 00:55:42,240 --> 00:55:45,357 I'll give you a discount of 10%, that's 8 euros, 989 00:55:45,520 --> 00:55:48,432 which brings it down to 32 euros. 990 00:55:48,600 --> 00:55:49,874 So you're not charging V.A.T. 991 00:55:50,800 --> 00:55:52,711 - 32 euros. - I'll write you a check. 992 00:55:52,880 --> 00:55:56,395 Let's have a drink. You have to talk these things over. 993 00:55:57,600 --> 00:56:01,036 I don't want you coming home, don't dare turn up there. 994 00:56:01,200 --> 00:56:03,430 We have to warn Torrente. He's in danger! 995 00:56:03,600 --> 00:56:05,431 What are you on about? 996 00:56:05,600 --> 00:56:08,592 There's a plot against him. They want to screw him. 997 00:56:08,760 --> 00:56:10,990 - We have to help him. - He wants nothing to do with you. 998 00:56:11,160 --> 00:56:12,912 You're a mug, a pushover. 999 00:56:13,080 --> 00:56:16,117 How can you say that? He's like a father for me. 1000 00:56:16,280 --> 00:56:17,395 He loves me. 1001 00:56:17,560 --> 00:56:18,356 That's him! 1002 00:56:18,680 --> 00:56:19,829 - Come on! - We're in trouble! 1003 00:56:20,000 --> 00:56:21,877 Goodbye, Mr. Maqueda. I'm late. 1004 00:56:22,360 --> 00:56:23,156 Come on, love. 1005 00:56:24,160 --> 00:56:24,797 But... 1006 00:56:25,120 --> 00:56:25,996 What's going on? 1007 00:56:26,320 --> 00:56:28,675 Can anyone tell me what's going on? 1008 00:56:29,880 --> 00:56:32,314 - Get in your father's car. - I haven't got the keys. 1009 00:56:32,640 --> 00:56:35,234 No, he lent them to me when I was saying goodbye. 1010 00:56:40,200 --> 00:56:42,350 Charlie 4! We've got a 3187 blue! 1011 00:57:27,960 --> 00:57:28,597 Giannina! 1012 00:57:58,400 --> 00:58:00,152 Giannina! 1013 00:58:18,720 --> 00:58:19,516 Come on. 1014 00:58:21,240 --> 00:58:22,355 Be bad. 1015 00:58:28,640 --> 00:58:29,277 Sir. 1016 00:58:29,960 --> 00:58:31,632 Sir! Don Jose Luis! 1017 00:58:32,240 --> 00:58:33,309 What's wrong? 1018 00:58:33,480 --> 00:58:36,278 It's time. We have to transfer Miss Ricci. 1019 00:58:36,440 --> 00:58:37,714 Yes, of course. 1020 00:58:38,280 --> 00:58:39,793 I was pretending to be asleep. 1021 00:58:39,960 --> 00:58:41,632 It's an old surveillance trick. 1022 00:58:41,800 --> 00:58:43,028 I see. 1023 00:58:43,880 --> 00:58:45,950 Better outside, there's more room. 1024 00:58:46,120 --> 00:58:49,032 - They're waiting for us. - Let's go, that was a heavy one. 1025 00:58:57,520 --> 00:58:59,351 All right, everybody ready? 1026 00:58:59,520 --> 00:59:01,556 - Prepared? - Yes, sir! 1027 00:59:02,400 --> 00:59:03,469 Where's Barragan? 1028 00:59:04,040 --> 00:59:06,190 He got a better job handing out publicity. 1029 00:59:07,440 --> 00:59:09,829 Camunas, are we rats or are we men? 1030 00:59:10,360 --> 00:59:11,475 We're men, sir. 1031 00:59:11,680 --> 00:59:13,079 No, we're not men. 1032 00:59:13,480 --> 00:59:14,310 Rats? 1033 00:59:14,720 --> 00:59:15,948 We're supermen. 1034 00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:18,873 - We're supermen! - Yes, sir! 1035 00:59:19,080 --> 00:59:22,038 - We're Spaniards! - Yes, sir! 1036 00:59:22,240 --> 00:59:23,195 - We're... - Excuse me. 1037 00:59:24,560 --> 00:59:28,439 When you've finished with your little "testosteroneso" routine, 1038 00:59:28,680 --> 00:59:30,033 can we go? 1039 00:59:30,240 --> 00:59:31,992 We are ready. 1040 00:59:32,200 --> 00:59:34,998 Listen, ma'am, who gave you permission to be here? 1041 00:59:35,160 --> 00:59:36,593 Don't you see you're in danger? 1042 00:59:37,160 --> 00:59:40,357 - There could be snipers up on... - Sir, that's impossible. 1043 00:59:41,080 --> 00:59:44,436 Tellez and I have been combing the perimeter for two days. 1044 00:59:44,600 --> 00:59:48,388 Are you contradicting me in front of this person? 1045 00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:50,795 Do you want me to take disciplinary action... 1046 00:59:53,920 --> 00:59:55,273 Everyone get down! 1047 00:59:58,520 --> 01:00:01,080 You two idiots! Find out where the shots came from! 1048 01:00:01,280 --> 01:00:02,156 Linares! 1049 01:00:02,440 --> 01:00:04,829 Come on, Linares, for fuck's sake! 1050 01:00:10,000 --> 01:00:11,319 Camunas! Contreras! 1051 01:00:12,560 --> 01:00:13,515 They're coming from over there! 1052 01:00:15,360 --> 01:00:17,078 Stop touching my tits! 1053 01:00:17,280 --> 01:00:19,271 Ma'am, you're insulting me. 1054 01:00:23,880 --> 01:00:25,074 We have to get out of here! 1055 01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:25,996 Come on! 1056 01:00:26,160 --> 01:00:26,797 Come on! 1057 01:00:30,880 --> 01:00:31,790 Come on! 1058 01:00:39,000 --> 01:00:40,433 We need reinforcements! 1059 01:00:41,160 --> 01:00:44,311 Meanwhile, we'll go to your room. You'll be safe there. 1060 01:00:44,680 --> 01:00:45,635 Let's go! 1061 01:00:46,240 --> 01:00:48,834 We were nearly killed, Giannina, 1062 01:00:49,160 --> 01:00:52,197 and the truth is it made me think about things. 1063 01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:54,838 Since the first day we met, 1064 01:00:55,160 --> 01:00:57,515 I've been noticing things 1065 01:00:58,040 --> 01:00:59,359 and I want... 1066 01:00:59,960 --> 01:01:01,234 I want you to know 1067 01:01:01,680 --> 01:01:04,911 that I feel exactly the same for "toi". 1068 01:01:05,960 --> 01:01:06,995 Disgust? 1069 01:01:07,560 --> 01:01:08,595 Don't pretend. 1070 01:01:08,760 --> 01:01:12,992 I know that ladies like you like rough, virile men like me. 1071 01:01:14,840 --> 01:01:15,795 Yes, yes! 1072 01:01:16,840 --> 01:01:19,479 - But that's nonsense. - I know, Giannina. 1073 01:01:19,800 --> 01:01:22,792 I know it seems crazy, but at times, in life, 1074 01:01:23,600 --> 01:01:26,160 you have to let yourself be swept along. 1075 01:01:32,680 --> 01:01:33,317 Shit! 1076 01:02:12,320 --> 01:02:13,435 Well done, kid. 1077 01:02:20,360 --> 01:02:23,511 - They were good men. - Yes, we always lose the best. 1078 01:02:23,680 --> 01:02:26,433 Sir, we found these things in the back of his car. 1079 01:02:26,840 --> 01:02:28,671 They're part of the weapon used. 1080 01:02:28,840 --> 01:02:29,636 In my car? 1081 01:02:29,800 --> 01:02:31,438 My God! Is this yours? 1082 01:02:31,600 --> 01:02:33,318 I've never seen it before. 1083 01:02:33,520 --> 01:02:34,794 Well, this... 1084 01:02:35,080 --> 01:02:36,069 No, nor this. 1085 01:02:36,240 --> 01:02:37,355 I'll keep it as evidence. 1086 01:02:37,560 --> 01:02:40,916 I have to arrest you as a suspect in this attempted assassination. 1087 01:02:42,000 --> 01:02:44,195 - You're joking, right? - I'm afraid not. 1088 01:02:44,360 --> 01:02:46,191 Don't try to resist. 1089 01:02:46,360 --> 01:02:47,190 Kid... 1090 01:02:49,160 --> 01:02:50,036 It's a set-up, get in! 1091 01:02:51,120 --> 01:02:51,950 Stop! 1092 01:02:52,320 --> 01:02:53,036 Halt! 1093 01:02:53,760 --> 01:02:54,829 Come on, let's go! 1094 01:02:57,400 --> 01:02:58,389 Move! 1095 01:02:58,560 --> 01:02:59,993 Don't shoot! 1096 01:03:00,200 --> 01:03:01,110 Don't lose him. 1097 01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:08,357 Step on it, kid! You won't lose your license for this. 1098 01:03:08,920 --> 01:03:09,989 What license? 1099 01:03:14,040 --> 01:03:15,359 It's the SWAT team! 1100 01:03:18,720 --> 01:03:20,312 They must be really scared of me. 1101 01:03:26,960 --> 01:03:29,428 The bastards are shooting at us! They've hit us! 1102 01:03:37,400 --> 01:03:39,356 Those are just warning shots! 1103 01:03:39,760 --> 01:03:41,876 They're shooting to kill! 1104 01:03:42,040 --> 01:03:43,075 Fuck them! 1105 01:03:44,560 --> 01:03:46,710 What are you doing? Are you crazy? 1106 01:03:46,880 --> 01:03:48,438 Go that way! Follow the truck! 1107 01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:51,751 - What are you going to do? - You'll see, like in the Westerns. 1108 01:04:05,080 --> 01:04:06,229 You'll kill yourself! 1109 01:04:41,720 --> 01:04:42,869 Holy shit! 1110 01:04:44,640 --> 01:04:45,629 Come on. 1111 01:04:49,080 --> 01:04:51,036 A bit more. 1112 01:05:02,920 --> 01:05:05,195 Step on it! They're pissed off. 1113 01:05:28,600 --> 01:05:29,749 They nearly killed us! 1114 01:05:30,000 --> 01:05:31,877 Doesn't the judge have a gun in here? 1115 01:05:32,040 --> 01:05:33,553 Look in the glove compartment. 1116 01:05:35,920 --> 01:05:38,673 A fuckable doll! Your father-in-law's a pervert. 1117 01:05:40,040 --> 01:05:40,756 Get out! 1118 01:05:56,320 --> 01:05:57,116 Shit! 1119 01:05:59,040 --> 01:06:00,473 The doll fucked them! 1120 01:06:00,960 --> 01:06:03,793 Instead of them fucking her, she fucked them! 1121 01:06:08,560 --> 01:06:10,516 My God, this is a disaster. 1122 01:06:10,680 --> 01:06:13,558 Love, how can you go to bed with your shoes on? 1123 01:06:14,080 --> 01:06:16,799 They're after me like I was a common criminal, 1124 01:06:17,320 --> 01:06:18,435 an outlaw. 1125 01:06:18,600 --> 01:06:20,511 Don't let it get you down. 1126 01:06:21,240 --> 01:06:22,389 They've screwed me. 1127 01:06:22,560 --> 01:06:25,757 My honor, my prestige, all fucked to hell. 1128 01:06:26,000 --> 01:06:28,560 Come on, it isn't all lost. 1129 01:06:29,040 --> 01:06:31,031 You can still save that girl. 1130 01:06:31,520 --> 01:06:33,875 They'll try to kill her again. 1131 01:06:35,120 --> 01:06:37,429 Yes, but all my men are dead. 1132 01:06:37,600 --> 01:06:38,589 And I... 1133 01:06:39,520 --> 01:06:40,839 I'm on my own. 1134 01:06:41,040 --> 01:06:43,156 Torrente, leave it to me. 1135 01:07:05,400 --> 01:07:06,515 Well, 1136 01:07:06,720 --> 01:07:09,917 it seems that the idiot you supplied in order to help me 1137 01:07:10,080 --> 01:07:12,548 is being more efficient than you. 1138 01:07:12,920 --> 01:07:17,311 This has been an accumulation of unfortunate incidents. 1139 01:07:17,600 --> 01:07:19,192 We don't usually fail. 1140 01:07:22,320 --> 01:07:23,912 You needn't make excuses. 1141 01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:27,313 Giannina's appearance has been postponed until tomorrow. 1142 01:07:33,360 --> 01:07:35,396 That will be our last chance. 1143 01:07:36,360 --> 01:07:37,554 We understand, sir. 1144 01:07:43,560 --> 01:07:44,834 Here we are. 1145 01:07:45,400 --> 01:07:46,674 Remember Cuco's cousin? 1146 01:07:47,080 --> 01:07:47,796 Shit! 1147 01:07:48,360 --> 01:07:49,554 As if I could forget him. 1148 01:07:50,040 --> 01:07:51,439 Did you bring me that? 1149 01:07:51,600 --> 01:07:53,238 - What? - What I asked you for. 1150 01:07:53,400 --> 01:07:56,153 Come on, love, I'm setting up Torrente's team. 1151 01:07:58,240 --> 01:08:01,198 Shit, the only thing I asked you for! Screw Torrente! 1152 01:08:01,360 --> 01:08:03,316 Idiot! Dickhead! 1153 01:08:03,520 --> 01:08:05,431 Shit-for-brains! Fuck you! 1154 01:08:08,600 --> 01:08:10,192 She's nervous about the wedding. 1155 01:08:12,600 --> 01:08:13,635 This is Jose Maria. 1156 01:08:14,480 --> 01:08:17,119 He graduated from your detective school, in Marbella. 1157 01:08:17,400 --> 01:08:19,277 I can't place him. 1158 01:08:19,520 --> 01:08:20,953 But, if he's got the diploma... 1159 01:08:21,120 --> 01:08:24,635 Torrente, you're my idol. You and Monsignor Rouco Varela. 1160 01:08:24,800 --> 01:08:26,518 That's very good, son. 1161 01:08:27,160 --> 01:08:28,718 What's that spick doing here? 1162 01:08:28,920 --> 01:08:31,070 Josito told me you needed help, 1163 01:08:31,240 --> 01:08:33,755 and as you're helping me with my papers, here I am. 1164 01:08:34,640 --> 01:08:35,675 Thank you. 1165 01:08:37,120 --> 01:08:39,156 Thank you, my Hispanic friend. 1166 01:08:39,320 --> 01:08:41,993 I see that some of you have inherited 1167 01:08:42,280 --> 01:08:44,475 Spanish generosity and nobility. 1168 01:08:44,640 --> 01:08:45,470 You are 1169 01:08:45,640 --> 01:08:47,870 a degeneration of the race, it's true, 1170 01:08:48,320 --> 01:08:49,719 but you've got a heart. 1171 01:08:50,160 --> 01:08:52,515 I've got another surprise. 1172 01:08:52,880 --> 01:08:54,518 Dad, I know you're pissed off 1173 01:08:54,680 --> 01:08:56,477 but I've brought some pals to help out. 1174 01:08:56,640 --> 01:08:57,629 For fuck's sake! 1175 01:08:57,800 --> 01:09:00,268 He says he's come to help me, with that scum! 1176 01:09:00,440 --> 01:09:01,839 Two Arabs and a black! 1177 01:09:02,200 --> 01:09:04,919 Dad, we're all the same, these people are my friends. 1178 01:09:05,080 --> 01:09:06,479 They've come to help you. 1179 01:09:06,800 --> 01:09:09,598 The least you can do is treat them with respect. 1180 01:09:10,080 --> 01:09:11,149 I'll fucking... 1181 01:09:11,960 --> 01:09:14,349 - You've got a filthy tongue! - Grandma. 1182 01:09:14,800 --> 01:09:16,199 Weren't you dying? 1183 01:09:16,360 --> 01:09:19,670 You swore on my deathbed that you'd take care of Pepito, 1184 01:09:19,840 --> 01:09:22,479 your son, and I can't die in peace 1185 01:09:22,640 --> 01:09:26,679 until you swear on your late father's Cross of Caravaca. 1186 01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:29,269 Well, if it'll help you die, 1187 01:09:29,680 --> 01:09:30,954 in peace, I mean, 1188 01:09:31,240 --> 01:09:32,753 I'll swear on anything. 1189 01:09:33,280 --> 01:09:34,076 But those Arabs... 1190 01:09:37,520 --> 01:09:39,112 Give it to me. I'll swear. 1191 01:09:39,920 --> 01:09:41,194 Go on, swear. 1192 01:09:42,760 --> 01:09:43,749 Swear. 1193 01:09:45,480 --> 01:09:47,948 I swear that I'll protect the boy. 1194 01:09:48,120 --> 01:09:51,157 I swear that I'll treat these people 1195 01:09:51,320 --> 01:09:53,629 as if they were human beings 1196 01:09:54,240 --> 01:09:55,514 in the eyes of the Lord. 1197 01:09:56,440 --> 01:09:57,919 That's it, I've sworn. 1198 01:09:58,120 --> 01:10:01,078 You're not a bad person, Jose Luis. 1199 01:10:01,240 --> 01:10:02,958 I prayed for you. 1200 01:10:03,120 --> 01:10:05,634 I was on the verge of death, 1201 01:10:05,840 --> 01:10:08,070 and with the gesture you've just made, 1202 01:10:08,960 --> 01:10:11,394 you've given me life, Jose Luis. 1203 01:10:14,600 --> 01:10:15,919 You've given me life. 1204 01:10:17,080 --> 01:10:18,798 Grandma! Grandma! 1205 01:10:19,840 --> 01:10:20,909 Grandma! 1206 01:10:21,800 --> 01:10:22,835 Stop it! 1207 01:10:24,080 --> 01:10:25,069 Grandma! 1208 01:10:27,320 --> 01:10:28,070 Grandma! 1209 01:10:31,400 --> 01:10:32,719 Stand back! 1210 01:10:37,040 --> 01:10:38,359 What are you doing? 1211 01:10:42,320 --> 01:10:44,880 This is what I think of the Cross of Caravaca! 1212 01:10:48,200 --> 01:10:50,111 And now, fuck off, you lot! 1213 01:10:50,280 --> 01:10:53,158 Get out of here! Get out, I said! Get out! 1214 01:10:55,880 --> 01:10:56,835 Where were we? 1215 01:11:01,800 --> 01:11:03,313 I won't lie to you. 1216 01:11:03,520 --> 01:11:06,830 This is possibly the most dangerous mission 1217 01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:08,513 I've ever tackled. 1218 01:11:09,040 --> 01:11:10,712 And I've tackled very dangerous missions. 1219 01:11:10,880 --> 01:11:12,871 Yeah, handing out fines. 1220 01:11:13,040 --> 01:11:14,996 Jose, Josito, 1221 01:11:15,400 --> 01:11:16,833 tell your friend Damian 1222 01:11:17,000 --> 01:11:19,719 to change his attitude or I'll relieve him of his duty. 1223 01:11:19,880 --> 01:11:22,838 Now, listen carefully, I won't explain this again. 1224 01:11:23,840 --> 01:11:28,356 Remember that Nelson has to leave the truck back at 7:00. 1225 01:11:28,520 --> 01:11:29,919 No! At 6:30! 1226 01:11:30,280 --> 01:11:33,078 This is what I get for working with amateurs. 1227 01:11:37,920 --> 01:11:39,558 We're losing control of this. 1228 01:11:39,760 --> 01:11:41,113 We promised, Montellini, 1229 01:11:41,280 --> 01:11:43,589 but now that Torrente is off the case 1230 01:11:43,760 --> 01:11:46,274 I can't stop our normal force going into action. 1231 01:11:46,440 --> 01:11:48,874 I'm not too worried about that. 1232 01:11:49,200 --> 01:11:50,758 It's all under control. 1233 01:12:04,800 --> 01:12:06,279 We'll use the service entrance. 1234 01:12:06,440 --> 01:12:08,954 Act natural so as not to arouse suspicion. 1235 01:12:09,840 --> 01:12:12,513 What are you doing here, sir? You're crazy! 1236 01:12:12,760 --> 01:12:14,398 Everyone's looking for you! 1237 01:12:14,560 --> 01:12:16,676 Kid, they set a trap for me. 1238 01:12:16,840 --> 01:12:18,831 That chick's life is in danger. 1239 01:12:19,120 --> 01:12:21,315 Someone in the force sold me out. 1240 01:12:21,680 --> 01:12:23,033 You'll ruin me, sir. 1241 01:12:23,280 --> 01:12:25,999 Juan Francisco, are you with me or against me? 1242 01:12:29,280 --> 01:12:31,555 I'm with you! Onto death, Don Jose Luis! 1243 01:12:31,720 --> 01:12:33,517 To the very end! 1244 01:12:33,960 --> 01:12:34,915 Come on, let's go! 1245 01:12:35,240 --> 01:12:37,196 - Who are this lot? - Come on. 1246 01:12:44,080 --> 01:12:46,071 This has become personal for me. 1247 01:13:01,520 --> 01:13:04,318 I don't see any place that a sniper could hide, 1248 01:13:04,480 --> 01:13:07,631 so the assassin must be among the guests. Spread out. 1249 01:13:17,880 --> 01:13:19,074 Don't worry, kid. 1250 01:13:19,240 --> 01:13:21,754 My men are all infiltrated and controlling the situation, 1251 01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:23,478 looking for the assassin. 1252 01:13:30,920 --> 01:13:32,558 Be a bit more careful! 1253 01:13:33,880 --> 01:13:36,872 I've heard of jobs for slobs, but this is the limit! 1254 01:13:38,960 --> 01:13:40,951 - Manolito, for heaven's sake. - What is this? 1255 01:13:41,240 --> 01:13:43,356 - Forgive my friend, he's new. - New? 1256 01:13:43,560 --> 01:13:45,198 Go fuck yourself. 1257 01:13:45,920 --> 01:13:46,955 Sort it out. 1258 01:13:47,200 --> 01:13:48,838 Social misfits should stay at home. 1259 01:13:50,040 --> 01:13:51,268 Look, Torrente. 1260 01:13:51,600 --> 01:13:54,068 - Have some water. - We shouldn't have to see them. 1261 01:13:54,280 --> 01:13:56,714 - God should take them. - How can you say that! 1262 01:13:56,920 --> 01:13:58,751 What kind of people did you bring? 1263 01:13:59,000 --> 01:14:00,194 It's unbelievable. 1264 01:14:00,360 --> 01:14:01,759 Excuse me a moment. 1265 01:14:09,280 --> 01:14:11,635 Listen, kid. Aren't you ashamed? 1266 01:14:11,840 --> 01:14:13,478 Is that what we taught you? 1267 01:14:14,760 --> 01:14:15,875 I'm sorry, Torrente. 1268 01:14:16,600 --> 01:14:17,999 It was 60. 1269 01:14:18,160 --> 01:14:19,354 It was 70. 1270 01:14:20,120 --> 01:14:21,439 It's not to happen again. 1271 01:14:25,440 --> 01:14:26,953 It'll be 80 next time. 1272 01:14:34,360 --> 01:14:35,429 Look at that guy. 1273 01:14:36,520 --> 01:14:38,511 He's acting very strangely. 1274 01:14:39,040 --> 01:14:40,234 He looks Swedish. 1275 01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:43,114 - Look what he did! Let's get him! - Hang on, kid. 1276 01:14:43,280 --> 01:14:46,238 He's very big, he's the size of four men. 1277 01:14:46,400 --> 01:14:49,039 But you're an expert in martial arts. Come on! 1278 01:14:49,200 --> 01:14:51,794 That's why. I know what I'm like. 1279 01:14:51,960 --> 01:14:53,757 If I go on my own, I'll tear him apart. 1280 01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:57,470 If we get all the boys, we can take him without hurting him. 1281 01:14:57,640 --> 01:14:59,710 But you can order him to halt. 1282 01:14:59,880 --> 01:15:01,154 Yes, sir. 1283 01:15:07,080 --> 01:15:08,354 Kid... 1284 01:15:08,720 --> 01:15:09,516 Yes. 1285 01:15:09,720 --> 01:15:11,551 We have to meet. Meeting point, 1286 01:15:11,720 --> 01:15:14,996 latitude 2,0. There's a potential enemy. 1287 01:15:18,720 --> 01:15:19,709 You're under arrest! 1288 01:15:19,880 --> 01:15:22,519 You are now in the custody of the authorities, police 1289 01:15:22,680 --> 01:15:24,636 and special forces of the State. 1290 01:15:29,520 --> 01:15:33,149 I don't think you really know what you're doing. 1291 01:15:40,920 --> 01:15:43,115 Now, listen to me, listen to me. 1292 01:15:43,280 --> 01:15:44,349 Wait a minute! 1293 01:15:46,560 --> 01:15:48,471 It's not too late. 1294 01:15:49,080 --> 01:15:50,752 I advise you to surrender. 1295 01:16:02,800 --> 01:16:06,076 Guys, Torrente says we're to meet up. Suspect at 11:15. 1296 01:16:09,320 --> 01:16:11,709 Tell Torrente from me that he can 1297 01:16:11,920 --> 01:16:12,909 go fuck himself. 1298 01:16:21,760 --> 01:16:23,193 Torrente! Torrente! 1299 01:16:27,600 --> 01:16:29,750 Everyone go to black door 21. 1300 01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:31,797 Black door 21. Move your asses. 1301 01:16:47,240 --> 01:16:50,038 Where are you going? Carry on with what you were doing. 1302 01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:50,871 Don't worry about me. 1303 01:16:54,840 --> 01:16:56,910 I'm scared, Giannina. 1304 01:16:57,080 --> 01:16:58,991 You should cancel your speech. 1305 01:16:59,160 --> 01:17:02,391 Nothing and no one is going to stop me 1306 01:17:02,560 --> 01:17:04,073 from saying what I have to say, 1307 01:17:04,760 --> 01:17:07,558 even though I'm scared too. OK? 1308 01:17:23,840 --> 01:17:25,512 Don't be like that about it! 1309 01:17:27,760 --> 01:17:29,273 Bodyguard, dodge! 1310 01:17:33,680 --> 01:17:34,317 Stay there! 1311 01:17:35,920 --> 01:17:36,716 You'll hurt yourself. 1312 01:17:38,640 --> 01:17:39,277 Ole! 1313 01:17:50,240 --> 01:17:53,073 - Jose Maria, do you have a knife? - Yes, but it's mine. 1314 01:17:53,240 --> 01:17:54,275 How else will I get out? 1315 01:17:54,440 --> 01:17:56,670 I don't want to borrow it, I want you to cut those cables. 1316 01:18:10,840 --> 01:18:12,592 That's it, kid! Give it to him! 1317 01:18:14,720 --> 01:18:17,029 That's it, you've got him now! 1318 01:18:27,440 --> 01:18:29,078 What's keeping you? Get him! 1319 01:18:30,760 --> 01:18:33,354 - Will it give me a shock? - Go on, do it! 1320 01:18:39,680 --> 01:18:40,351 The monster! 1321 01:18:40,880 --> 01:18:41,756 It's the monster, kid! 1322 01:19:02,960 --> 01:19:05,235 Well, that was a bit of luck. 1323 01:19:05,400 --> 01:19:07,550 After this, they'll give us a medal. 1324 01:19:08,280 --> 01:19:10,589 They're the assassins, 1325 01:19:10,880 --> 01:19:12,518 they wanted to kill that chick. 1326 01:19:12,680 --> 01:19:13,749 But that's Salas. 1327 01:19:13,920 --> 01:19:16,150 Don't worry, I'll sort this out. 1328 01:19:18,360 --> 01:19:20,590 What's going on here? 1329 01:19:20,760 --> 01:19:23,274 Torrente, I don't know if you're a genius or an idiot, 1330 01:19:23,440 --> 01:19:24,589 but you're screwing us up. 1331 01:19:24,760 --> 01:19:26,557 That bitch has to die. 1332 01:19:26,760 --> 01:19:28,478 So if you'd just fucking stay still, 1333 01:19:28,640 --> 01:19:30,596 I'd give you 5 million pesetas 1334 01:19:30,760 --> 01:19:33,672 so you can go and celebrate it. What do you say? 1335 01:19:34,240 --> 01:19:37,835 What are you trying to tell me? Really! 1336 01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:39,109 Ten million. 1337 01:19:40,200 --> 01:19:41,349 In cash? 1338 01:19:44,000 --> 01:19:45,149 What do you say? 1339 01:19:46,200 --> 01:19:47,269 It's... 1340 01:19:47,960 --> 01:19:48,915 It's... 1341 01:19:49,440 --> 01:19:52,113 You should have said that first. Give me that. 1342 01:19:52,920 --> 01:19:53,955 Come on, kid. 1343 01:19:55,480 --> 01:19:58,677 And now, you two go and earn your wages. 1344 01:20:03,760 --> 01:20:05,432 Come on! Come on! 1345 01:20:05,680 --> 01:20:08,148 Let's go. There's nothing more we can do. 1346 01:20:08,320 --> 01:20:09,992 But they're going to kill her. 1347 01:20:10,160 --> 01:20:12,435 Well, she has to die some day. 1348 01:20:12,600 --> 01:20:15,353 I don't understand, I thought you cared about her. 1349 01:20:15,520 --> 01:20:17,351 Yes, the truth is 1350 01:20:18,240 --> 01:20:21,312 it's a shame they're going to kill her before I screwed her 1351 01:20:21,480 --> 01:20:23,357 but that's life. She should have been quicker. 1352 01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:28,991 I can't believe it. 1353 01:20:29,680 --> 01:20:31,238 God exists. 1354 01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:38,632 Fary! Fary! 1355 01:20:39,120 --> 01:20:40,155 You're the greatest. 1356 01:20:40,360 --> 01:20:41,998 Come on, Torrente, 1357 01:20:42,200 --> 01:20:44,316 how is it that you, of all people, 1358 01:20:44,480 --> 01:20:48,029 the bravest of the brave, are dodging out of this? 1359 01:20:48,200 --> 01:20:51,636 You're not my Torrente, you have to stand up to them. 1360 01:20:52,080 --> 01:20:54,833 You were always a bullfighter who tackled the bull. 1361 01:20:55,000 --> 01:20:57,309 I didn't know what I was doing. 1362 01:20:57,480 --> 01:20:59,277 Forgive me, Fary, I got carried away. 1363 01:20:59,480 --> 01:21:02,358 You can't just walk away from these things. 1364 01:21:02,560 --> 01:21:05,154 You have to be elegant, and this isn't being elegant. 1365 01:21:05,320 --> 01:21:07,550 You're a great guy who goes through life 1366 01:21:08,360 --> 01:21:09,076 and you... 1367 01:21:09,600 --> 01:21:10,874 You're Spanish! 1368 01:21:11,240 --> 01:21:13,196 I'm Spanish! 1369 01:21:13,400 --> 01:21:14,628 Yes, I'm Spanish! 1370 01:21:15,280 --> 01:21:16,395 Thanks, Fary! 1371 01:21:17,760 --> 01:21:19,239 There, there. 1372 01:21:21,400 --> 01:21:23,789 His good side has come through. I'm never wrong. 1373 01:21:26,680 --> 01:21:28,750 The son of a bitch! He's taken my wallet! 1374 01:21:29,080 --> 01:21:32,117 Who were you talking to? Do you feel all right? 1375 01:21:32,280 --> 01:21:35,909 Better then ever, kid. Come on, we have to save Giannina! 1376 01:21:55,120 --> 01:21:56,917 I hope your plan works. 1377 01:21:57,160 --> 01:21:59,355 She's about to announce the results of the report. 1378 01:21:59,520 --> 01:22:00,270 Don't worry. 1379 01:22:09,280 --> 01:22:11,316 They're going to flatten her! 1380 01:22:17,840 --> 01:22:18,716 I'm Spanish. 1381 01:22:28,920 --> 01:22:29,716 Get down! 1382 01:22:40,320 --> 01:22:41,719 Do something! 1383 01:22:43,240 --> 01:22:45,993 - Do something, dammit! - It's him! He's the assassin. 1384 01:22:46,200 --> 01:22:47,792 He's trying to kill Miss Ricci. 1385 01:22:48,240 --> 01:22:49,036 Fire! 1386 01:22:50,120 --> 01:22:50,996 Stop! 1387 01:22:51,360 --> 01:22:53,590 - Don't fire. - He was the one who saved her! 1388 01:22:53,880 --> 01:22:54,710 Let go of me! 1389 01:22:54,880 --> 01:22:57,269 - Let go of me! - Hey, I saved your life! 1390 01:22:57,480 --> 01:22:59,198 - What are you waiting for? - Help! 1391 01:22:59,680 --> 01:23:01,238 Help! He's insane! 1392 01:23:01,440 --> 01:23:02,668 I'm innocent! 1393 01:23:02,880 --> 01:23:06,077 I'm worried about the ducks too, and the dirty rivers! 1394 01:23:06,520 --> 01:23:07,999 - Kill him! - Stop! 1395 01:23:13,560 --> 01:23:14,390 Dad! 1396 01:23:14,800 --> 01:23:15,471 Dad! 1397 01:23:17,040 --> 01:23:17,677 Dad! 1398 01:23:17,840 --> 01:23:18,795 Josito! 1399 01:23:18,960 --> 01:23:20,598 Shit! That's all we needed! 1400 01:23:23,560 --> 01:23:25,835 Give yourself up! Don't put up any resistance! 1401 01:23:26,560 --> 01:23:28,312 - What a coward! - I love you. 1402 01:23:29,040 --> 01:23:29,995 Give me that. 1403 01:23:30,400 --> 01:23:31,549 That's enough nonsense. 1404 01:23:31,760 --> 01:23:32,795 I'm a policeman! 1405 01:23:39,960 --> 01:23:40,756 Dad! 1406 01:23:56,080 --> 01:23:57,354 They've grabbed him. That boy's stupid. 1407 01:23:58,400 --> 01:24:01,836 Hurry up! Give me that bitch or I'll kill your son! 1408 01:24:02,080 --> 01:24:03,911 He called you a bitch. Do you know him? 1409 01:24:04,360 --> 01:24:05,190 Hurry up! 1410 01:24:06,440 --> 01:24:08,795 Come on, Torrente, it's all over. 1411 01:24:13,960 --> 01:24:15,712 Now, Mr. Salas! Now! 1412 01:24:20,600 --> 01:24:21,828 Come on! 1413 01:24:43,520 --> 01:24:45,590 Torrente, excellent work. 1414 01:24:46,120 --> 01:24:47,792 I couldn't have done better. 1415 01:24:48,840 --> 01:24:51,115 And I'm very proud of you too, Juan Francisco. 1416 01:24:53,000 --> 01:24:54,513 They're the guys who wanted to... 1417 01:24:54,680 --> 01:24:57,114 Let the man explain himself. 1418 01:24:57,280 --> 01:24:59,794 Take it easy, kid. You were very heroic too. 1419 01:25:00,680 --> 01:25:02,238 It was all part of a complex plan. 1420 01:25:04,160 --> 01:25:05,434 It's normal that you don't understand. 1421 01:25:05,600 --> 01:25:07,113 They're classified files. 1422 01:25:07,360 --> 01:25:11,194 In any case, you've behaved like true professionals. 1423 01:25:11,520 --> 01:25:14,671 We've been after Montellini and Petronosa for a long time, 1424 01:25:14,840 --> 01:25:17,798 and thanks to you and, of course, Miss Ricci, 1425 01:25:17,960 --> 01:25:19,837 it's the end for these swine. 1426 01:25:20,000 --> 01:25:21,956 You will all be suitably rewarded. 1427 01:25:22,200 --> 01:25:23,189 Ole! 1428 01:25:24,720 --> 01:25:25,755 My love! 1429 01:25:33,680 --> 01:25:34,908 Josito... 1430 01:25:40,800 --> 01:25:41,835 Giannina... 1431 01:25:46,720 --> 01:25:47,630 Dad... 1432 01:25:49,720 --> 01:25:53,076 Jose Luis, could you give me back that ten million? 1433 01:25:53,320 --> 01:25:54,992 It's part of the evidence. 1434 01:25:59,520 --> 01:26:01,511 A VETERAN POLICEMAN SAVES THE DAY 1435 01:26:01,680 --> 01:26:03,591 TORRENTE AWARDED A MEDAL 1436 01:26:15,280 --> 01:26:17,316 At last, justice has been done. 1437 01:26:17,480 --> 01:26:21,519 They've recognized our bravery and given us a worthy mission. 1438 01:26:23,760 --> 01:26:26,228 But Don Jose Maria is about to arrive. 1439 01:26:27,120 --> 01:26:28,189 How's it going, boys? 1440 01:26:29,000 --> 01:26:31,673 We just have to connect a few cables and that's it. 1441 01:26:31,840 --> 01:26:34,115 - Right, Pepito? - Yes, it's almost ready, dad. 1442 01:26:34,600 --> 01:26:35,669 Don't fuck up. 1443 01:26:35,960 --> 01:26:38,758 - We had a problem grounding it. - Get a move on. 1444 01:26:39,480 --> 01:26:41,516 Don't leave all those tools lying around! 1445 01:26:41,840 --> 01:26:44,035 My dad gives me orders, not you. 1446 01:26:45,520 --> 01:26:48,159 I've had them change the whole security system. 1447 01:26:48,440 --> 01:26:50,396 These guys know nothing about this. 1448 01:26:50,560 --> 01:26:53,597 You must realize that we have more tradition 1449 01:26:53,760 --> 01:26:55,716 - and the latest technology. - I'll say. 1450 01:26:56,800 --> 01:26:59,837 - Shit, it's stuck to the joint. - I'll soon fix that. 1451 01:27:01,680 --> 01:27:04,877 For fuck's sake! We're going to screw it up. 1452 01:27:05,640 --> 01:27:06,789 Guys! 1453 01:27:10,520 --> 01:27:11,236 Mr. Bush, 1454 01:27:11,960 --> 01:27:12,790 may I? 1455 01:27:15,160 --> 01:27:16,798 I'm sorting out this mess. 1456 01:27:17,280 --> 01:27:18,235 Guys... 1457 01:27:20,800 --> 01:27:22,677 It doesn't work, it must be American. 1458 01:27:25,520 --> 01:27:27,954 Speak more clearly. I'm Jose Luis Torrente. 1459 01:27:28,120 --> 01:27:30,634 I just want to see the installation. 1460 01:27:32,080 --> 01:27:32,956 No, no, three minute. 1461 01:27:33,680 --> 01:27:35,796 Three minute and stop. The noise stop. 1462 01:27:40,720 --> 01:27:41,914 For fuck's sake! 1463 01:27:42,080 --> 01:27:43,069 Guys! 1464 01:27:43,640 --> 01:27:45,676 All right, take it easy. 1465 01:27:45,840 --> 01:27:47,319 I'll have to do it myself. 1466 01:27:55,560 --> 01:27:57,232 Fucking hell! 1467 01:28:03,000 --> 01:28:05,798 I can't take you guys out of Spain. 1468 01:28:05,960 --> 01:28:07,313 - Don Jose Luis! - Torrente! 1469 01:28:07,480 --> 01:28:08,356 Dad!