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你好 我没迟到吧 Hello. Am I on time?
请出示您的证件 ID, please.
我想问一下 这张票是公费的 Let me ask you, my ticket was paid by a company,
它飞行里程数能归到我的名下吗？ can I get the miles?
很抱歉，这张票不包含任何里程 No, there are no miles for this fare.
好吧 那就算了 I see. Never mind, then.
请从三号门登机 Boarding is through gate 3.
谢谢 Thanks.
我来帮你吧 I'll help you.
谢谢 Fine.
去出差还是旅游？ Business or pleasure?
都算吧 Both, I hope.
你是做什么的？ What do you do?
我是个模特 I'm a model.
噢 我早该看出来的 Sorry, I should have figured.
谢谢夸奖 Thank you.
走时装秀还是拍广告？ Catwalk or advertising?
时装秀 Catwalk.
您呢？先生 您是做什么工作的？ And you, what do you do sir?
- 我要死了 - 什么？ - You're killing me. - Why?
你的这句尊称 You said "sir"
让我觉得自己就像跌进了五级地狱一样 and I sank to the fifth circle of hell.
我得整理下头发才行 I have to do something about my hair.
我是个乐评人 听起来很糟糕 我懂的 I'm a music critic. Sounds horrible, I know.
一点也不 摇滚乐？ It doesn't. Rock?
你这么说只是不想让我尴尬罢了 Now you're trying to be nice.
古典乐 Classical music.
噢 I see.
我第一任男朋友就是个搞古典乐的 My first boyfriend was a classical musician.
至少他学的是古典乐 Well, that's what he studied.
他叫什么名字？ What's his name?
别问了 他没什么名气的 No, he's not famous.
我们还在一起的时候 他给唱片公司寄过作品 He sent in some works back when we were together,
但是从来没被发行 but they were never published.
或是说没被出版...应该用哪个词来着？ Or printed...What's the right word?
你怎么说都行 我会让别人都跟着你这么说的 Choose whatever term you like and I'll make it popular.
帕斯特纳 他叫加百列 帕斯特纳 Pasternak. Gabriel Pasternak.
帕斯特纳... Pasternak...
早知道这样 我应该骗你说我是个挖墓的 而不是乐评人 if I'd known it, I'd have told you I was a gravedigger, not a critic.
他在音乐学校毕业答辩的时候 He submitted his thesis at the Conservatory of Music
我是评委团的首席 我把他贬得一文不值 when I was president of the jury. I ripped him apart.
是的 我当时和他在一起 Yes, I was with him at the time.
你做的太过分了 What you did to him was awful.
他听了你的评价之后 在床上窝了整整一个星期 He spent a week in bed after reading the review.
有时候我就是得毁掉某个可怜人的自尊 Sometimes I have to destroy some poor guy's self-esteem
才能保护听众们的耳朵不受荼毒 to protect the ears of an entire population.
我也有看走眼的时候 不过对于他... I may be wrong sometimes, but in this case...
他的作品简直是... His work was...
惨不忍睹 a dreadful monstrosity.
你还和他有联系吗？ Are you still in touch with him?
没有 我们不是和平分手 We didn't end on great terms.
不过我还是挺喜欢他的 他是个好人 But I'm still fond of him. He was a good guy.
也许吧 不过如果有人敢拿那么差劲的作品去答辩 Maybe, but if you present a piece like that to a jury
这人一定有毛病 there has to be something wrong with you.
加百列 帕斯特纳 我怎么可能忘了他 Gabriel Pasternak! How could I forget him?
我们为他的事儿笑了好几个月 We laughed about it for months.
抱歉打扰你们 不过我一直在听你们说话 I'm sorry to interrupt, but I was listening to you.
真是个天大的巧合 What a huge coincidence!
加百列 帕斯特纳以前是 Gabriel Pasternak was my student
我在帕洛莫音乐学校的学生 at Palomar Elementary School.
我当时不得不告诉他 他得复读一年 I had to tell him he was being held back.
我敢向你保证 这孩子绝对有问题 I can assure you: The kid had issues.
教了30年书 我从没见过他那样的 I've never seen anything like it in 30 years as a teacher.
得知复读的消息以后 He was screaming
他哭叫得像个刚出生的小孩 and crying like a newborn baby.
拉丽莎蒙老师？ Miss Leguizamón?
我是英格纳 封达那 你记得我吗？ Ignacio Fontana. Remember me?
英格纳 封达那！ Ignacio Fontana!
真是不可思议！我们相遇一定是天意 Unbelievable! There's a cosmic connection here.
帕特纳不就是你当时同学吗！ Wasn't Pasternak one of your classmates?
- 你和他是朋友吗？- 我俩情同手足 - Are you friends with him?- Intimate friends.
可怜的家伙 我们经常欺负他 Poor guy, we were awful to him.
这简直让人不敢相信！ This is beyond unbelievable.
我是一家酒店的经理 I was a manager at Home Depot,
你们说的这个神经病给我打过工 where this psycho you mentioned worked for a while.
不过他老和顾客起争执 我不得不炒了他鱿鱼 He always had trouble with customers, so we had to let him go.
- 然后我... - 不好意思 - And when I... - Excuse me.
这里还有谁认识加百列 帕斯特纳？ Does anyone else know Gabriel Pasternak?
- 我 - 我也认识 - Me. - Me too.
怎么会这样？ Why?
你们都是为什么坐这架飞机的？ Why are you on this plane?
你们都是自己买的票吗 Did you buy your tickets?
我是做房地产的 公司让我去看一个待售的农场 I'm in real estate,they sent it to me to check out a farm.
我要和旅游局局长开会 I have a meeting with the Tourism Secretary.
旅游局给我买的票 They bought the ticket.
我抽奖赢的机票 I won mine in a raffle.
我改不了日期 只能今天飞 I couldn't change the date. I had to fly today.
加百列 帕斯特纳是这架飞机的乘务长 Gabriel Pasternak is the cabin chief on this flight.
我们一起接受的训练 我和他是朋友 We did our training together, we were friends.
直到他想和我约会 而我拒绝了 他就... Then he asked me out and when I refused, he started to get...
不说这些了 Never mind.
起飞以后，他把咖啡送去了驾驶室 After takeoff, he brought coffee to the cockpit.
驾驶室的门就锁上了 里面的飞行员也没有回应 The door is locked, the pilots won't answer,
我要疯了！我不知道该怎么办！ I'm desperate! I don't know what to do!
我睡了他唯一的朋友 I cheated on him with his only friend.
就是他！ With him!
加百列！你在里面吗加百列！ Gabriel! Gabriel, are you there?
是我啊！我是维克多 It's Victor,
维克多 詹森！ Victor Jensen!
求你跟我说句话！ Talk to me, please!
- 你是谁？- 我原来是他的心理医生 - Who are you? - I was his psychiatrist for years.
后来我涨价了 他很生气 就再也不见我了 Then I raised my fees, he got mad and stopped seeing me.
开门 加百列！ 听我说！ Open the door, Gabriel! Listen!
错的不是你！你也是个受害者！ It's not your fault! You're just a victim here!
告诉你 很明显 I'm telling you, plain and simple:
是你的父母毁了你！ It was your parents who ruined your life!
从你一出生 他们对你的要求就太多了 They asked too much of you ever since you were born,
他们把气都撒在你头上！ they projected all their disappointments on you!
你的痛苦都是你的父母造成的！ They are responsible for your suffering!
加百列 这个飞机上的人... Gabriel, no one here...
都是无辜的！ has anything to do with it!
荒蛮故事 WILD TALES
晚上好 您一个人？ Good evening. Party of one?
呵呵 你倒挺会数数 I see you're good at math.
一个人 好吧 One, yes.
随便坐 Wherever you like.
今天的特别推荐是扁豆饭 Today's special is lentils and rice stew.
听起来就好吃 Delicious!
那人点菜了吗？ Did he order?
那个人是从我老家来的 That guy's from my hometown.
他是黑帮放高利贷的 He's a loan shark, a gangster.
他把我们家的房子拍卖了 He auctioned our house.
把我爸爸逼得自杀了 Because of him, my father killed himself.
我爸爸葬礼之后才两周 Two weeks after the funeral,
他就试图诱奸我妈妈 he tried to seduce my mom.
他一直不肯放过我妈妈 我们只好搬到这里来了 He wouldn't leave her alone so we moved here.
你知道有多少次 You know how many times
我都梦见 I dreamed of having him
他出现在我面前 right in front of me?
我一定要好好骂他一顿 I'm going to say something.
骂他？ Say something?
这人都把你爸逼死了 Your dad kills himself because of this guy,
你就只想骂他两句？ and you're just going to insult him?
咱们往他的饭里放老鼠药吧 Let's put rat poison in his food.
仓库里还有点儿 There's some in the storeroom.
只需要适当的量就能在五分钟内让他暴毙 A good dose and his heart will blow in five minutes.
今天工作很多？ Lots of work?
就今天这天气，怎么会多… Not with this weather...
之所以这么问 是因为我叫了很久都没有人回应 I've been trying to get your attention for a while.
你该多注意你的客人 亲爱的 You need to check on your customers, honey.
对不起 您决定点什么了吗？ Sorry. Can I take your order?
薯条和煎蛋 French fries with fried eggs.
等我不够吃再点 I'll order something else if I'm still hungry.
- 饮料呢？ - 健怡可乐 - To drink? - Diet Coke.
健怡可乐? Diet Coke?
健怡可乐 Diet Coke.
薯条 煎蛋 French fries, fried eggs.
难道要我给你写下来？ Want me to write it?
我恨死他了 I hate him!
给他做薯条和煎蛋 Make him French fries with fried eggs.
你疯了？想让我进监狱吗！ Are you crazy? Want me to go to prison?
进监狱？ To prison?
谁愿意给那个混蛋验尸？联邦调查局？ Who'll do the autopsy on this jerk? The FBI?
薯条和煎蛋 呵呵 French fries with fried eggs.
他们会认为他是死于胆固醇过高 They'll think the cholesterol killed him.
你就给他好好做顿饭吧 Just cook his meal, will you?
我想问你点儿事儿 Can I have your opinion?
你看起来挺机灵 过来 You seem like a smart girl. Come here.
你喜欢哪一张？这个? Which do you like better? This one?
“选昆卡 就是安全” CUENCA = SAFETY
还是这个？ Or this one?
红色的好一些 The red one.
红色的 稍等 The red one. Hold on.
我看起来是不是太严肃了？ Don't I look too serious?
不 我觉得还好 No, I think it's fine.
谢谢你 Thank you.
说实话 监狱生活其实不赖 Besides, prison's not that bad.
就是听起来很糟糕 It just has bad reputation.
监狱里不止有吃有住 还不用交钱 They feed you, you don't pay rent,
啥都不用担心 you have nothing to worry about.
如果能交到朋友 监狱时光还是很惬意的 And if you make nice friends, you can have a good time.
可以打牌... You play cards...
你进过监狱？ Were you in prison?
蹲过一段时间 A while.
我觉得监狱里更自由 And I felt freer in there than here.
这儿简直不是人待的 This is shit.
你做了了什么？ What did you do?
没做让我后悔的事 Nothing I regret.
他要去竞选市长 And he's running for mayor!
真的假的 这个狗娘养的? That son of a bitch. Can you believe it?
是真的 混蛋们要统治世界了 Of course I can. Bastards rule the world.
醒醒吧 孩子 Wake up, kid!
所以呢 So?
我们要不要为民除害？ Shall we do the community a favor?
看上去不错 Great!
你下药了 You did it.
别装了 我知道你看见我下药了 Don't play naive, as if you hadn't noticed.
你说什么？ What?
这就是西班牙 That's our country.
没人不希望恶有恶报 Everyone wants these guys to get what they deserve,
但又没人愿意脏了自己的手 but no one is willing to lift a finger.
挺起胸来 孩子 Be proud, kid.
在你悲惨的一生中 你可算做了件有意义的事 For once in your miserable life, you're doing something worthwhile.
- 我什么都没做 - 什么都没做？ - I'm not doing anything.- You're not?
你没去把他的饭拿走 而是选择站在这和我吵 You stay here arguing instead of taking the food away from him.
放轻松 Relax.
没什么可担心的 You have nothing to worry about.
如果真的有人查 我就说我今天在厨房撒了老鼠药 If there's an investigation, I'll say I used rat poison in the kitchen
因为我们这儿有老鼠 这是真的 because we were infested, which is true, by the way,
然后老鼠药不小心掉到锅里了 and some of it, accidentally fell into a pot.
警察又能说什么呢？ What will they say?
这太疯狂了 This is insane.
这老鼠药不会过期了吧？ Could this shit be expired?
罐上没写保质期 There's no expiration date.
这玩意到底啥原理啊 How does it work?
如果过期了 毒性是变强了还是变弱了啊？ If rat poison is expired, is it more or less harmful?
- 今天怎么样？ - 一切都好 - Everything OK? - Yes.
坐吧 Have a seat.
- 想要点什么 阿里西斯 - 你们有芬达吗？ - What are you having, Alexis? - Fanta, maybe?
- 用加热吗？ - 不 不用了 - Should I warm it up? - No! Leave it.
如果我要加热 我早说了 If I need you to warm it up, I'll ask.
就给我拿杯芬达 行不行 Can I have a Fanta, please?
我受够这个姑娘了 I've had it with this girl.
我们得做点什么 他们两个人都在吃 We have to do something, they're both eating.
- 多加点药？ - 他还只是个孩子！ - Add more poison? - He's just a kid!
但是他终究会长大，有其父必有其子 But he'll grow up. Like father, like son.
最好把这家子废物都清理掉 We'd better wipe out the whole family tree.
我感觉不舒服... I'm feeling a bit...
怎么了？ What's wrong?
你还好吗？ Are you OK?
估计是因为这饭太凉了 This must be freezing cold.
嘿 停下！ No, stop!
谁他妈教你这么收拾桌子的？滚开 Who the fuck taught you how to wait tables? Leave.
你个不要脸的婊子！ You goddamned fucking bitch!
爸 别这样 Stop it, dad!
去把地上的东西捡起来 Pick everything up.
我说 捡 起 来 Pick it up, I said.
叫救护车！ Call an ambulance!
快去捡！ Pick them up, one by one!
尝尝这个！ Take this!
尝尝我的厉害 你个人渣 Take this, you thug!
我要像杀鸡一样把你宰了！ I'll gut you like a chicken!
操 蠢蛋 让开啊 Come on, moron, move over.
你是不是有病啊? What's your problem?
真是有病 What a piece of shit!
操你妈 你个乡巴佬 You motherfucking redneck!
傻逼 Asshole!
天啊 Holy Jesus.
简直难以置信 I can't believe it.
喂 Hello.
我在距离萨尔塔六十公里的地方... I'm at Kilometer 60 on the route between Salta and...
噢 不好意思 Yes, sorry.
车牌号是UIA719 UIA719.
姓名是迪亚哥 尹图拉 Diego Iturralde.
好吧 Fine.
我说 我在 萨尔塔到卡费耶特的路上 I was saying, I have a flat tire, at Kilometer 60
爆 胎 了 on the route between Salta and Cafayate.
我想知道 你们最快得多久能来？ I'd like to know, how quick can you get here?
我这是新车 而且我不太会用千斤顶 See, the car's new and I'm not handy with the jack.
你怎么了？ What's wrong?
害怕了？ Did you get scared?
来啊 伙计 继续开啊 Come on, man, drive on.
继续开啊，拜托！ Keep driving, come on!
算了吧 我可不想和你吵 Let it go, I don't want a fight.
如果我刚才惹着了你 我道歉 If I offended you, I apologize.
对不起 I'm sorry if I did.
你玩够了？ Are you done?
玩够了吗？ Are you finished?
小心… Careful with...
你要干什...住手！ What are you... Stop!
淡定啊伙计 我可什么都没干 Come on, man, I didn't do anything.
你刚才在路上管我叫什么？ What was it you called me back there?
哦我的老天 Oh God!
我已经道歉了 你还想让我怎么样？ I already apologized. What more do you want?
你要是想让我下车道歉也行 不过我觉得没这个必要 I'll get out of the car if I have to, but I don't think it's necessary.
操！ Fuck!
快住手！ Stop!
你好 警长 Good morning, officer.
我在萨尔塔到卡费耶特的路上 I'm at Kilometer 60
大概60公里的地方 of the route between Salta and Cafayate
有个男的正在攻击我 and I'm being attacked by a man.
那是防震玻璃 你打不破的 t's shatterproof, you won't break it!
你个娘炮 You pussy!
那个男的的车牌号是... The man's license plate is...
我看不太清 快派辆巡逻车来吧 拜托了 I can't see it, can you send a patrol car, please?
简直太“棒”了 Perfect.
求你快点 这个人疯了！ Hurry, he's out of control!
警察随时都可能到！ I'm sure they'll be here any minute!
得了吧 哥们 Give it a rest, man!
你已经把我的车毁了！快滚吧！ You wrecked my car! Get lost!
你要干嘛？ What are you doing?
狗娘养的！ Son of a bitch!
你个狗娘养的杂种！ You son of a bitch!
狗逼！操你妈！ Fucking bastard! Motherfucker!
别这样 Please!
娘炮！ Pussy!
你在干什么？ What are you doing?
快停下 你这个蠢货！ Stop, you prick!
我要杀了你！ You're dead!
我记下你的车牌号了 你个狗娘养的！ I have your license plate, you son of a bitch!
你听见我说什么了吗？ Did you hear me?
我记下你的车牌号了！UIA！ I have your license plate! UIA!
我会找到你的 我要杀了你！ I'll hunt you down and kill you!
正在重启... Resetting...
调度台 这里是29号巡逻车 Attention, dispatch. Truck 29 here.
请跟我确认一下地点 Confirm location, please?
调度台！调度台！ Dispatch, dispatch!
警长 你怎么看？ What's your theory, sheriff?
冲动犯罪？ Crime of passion?
外面情况怎么样？ How's it going outside?
都准备好了 西蒙 Ready to go, Simón.
谢谢你 Thank you.
动手吧 Let's do it.
请注意 要引爆了 Attention, we're detonating!
五 四... Five, four...
干得漂亮 Good job.
放那吧 谢谢 There, please.
请签字 Sign.
喂 亲爱的 Yes, honey?
我去办公室再打几个电话就回家 I'll stop by the office, make a few calls and be on my way.
我会带个蛋糕 五点到 I'll be there at 5 with the cake.
放心吧 我不会迟到的 I'll be there on time, don't worry.
我希望她喜欢 I hope she likes it.
噢 她肯定爱死了 Yes, she'll love it.
谢谢 Thank you.
一共是360比索 That's 360 pesos.
怎么这么贵 进口的？ What is it, imported?
一百 二百... One, two...
有收据吗？ Do you have a receipt?
有 我们有蛋糕、羊角面包... Yes, we've got cakes, pastries...
我是说收据 收据 A sales slip, a receipt.
噢 对不起 我这就给你拿收据 Yes, sure, I'll get it for you.
你们这群强盗！ You gang of thieves!
下一位 Next!
你好 我把我的车停在... Hello. I parked my car...
请出示你的证件 Car registration, please.
- 你说话客气点 - 已经够客气了 先生 - I don't like that tone. - I'm being polite, sir.
我可不觉得 I don't think so.
拖车费用是490比索 The towing fee is 490 pesos
我们会把罚单寄到你家 and the parking ticket will be sent to your address.
别 你先听我解释 But I'm trying to explain.
那个人行道没漆成黄色 The curb wasn't painted yellow,
我怎么知道 there was no way I could have known
那里不让停车啊 it was a no-parking zone.
我理解 I understand.
如果你想取回你的车 你就得交拖车钱 If you want to get your car back, you have to pay the towing fee.
然后你可以去卡洛斯佩列格里尼路211号楼1层投诉 Then you can file a complaint Monday to Friday,
周一到周五早八点到下午两点上班哦 8 to 2 pm, at the DMV, Carlos Pellegrini 211, 1st floor.
干脆别这样 Let's do something else.
你去和你的经理谈谈 Go and talk to whoever you need to,
我要不花一分钱地取回我的车 I want to leave with my car without paying a penny,
我还要你们把我打的的钱补给我 I want a refund for the cab
我还要你们给我郑重地道歉 and I want an apology.
你笑什么？ 我是认真的 Why are you laughing? I'm serious.
有你们这样犯了错误不道歉的吗 Where is the office where apologies are made?
大家都一样 你快点行吗 We're all in the same boat. Please hurry up.
罚单上写着你停在了禁停区 The parking ticket indicates you committed an infraction,
罚单说你停了你就是停了 we don't need further proof.
我再说一遍 想取车 就得交钱 Once again, if you want your car back, you need to pay.
如果不交钱就请你离开 我还要工作呢 Otherwise, please leave so I can go on working.
我要没现金呐！ If I don't have cash?
我们也接受信用卡和借记卡 或者你明天带着钱再来 We accept credit and debit cards, or come back tomorrow,
不过你的车在这儿停一天也是要交钱的 but you'll be charged parking fee.
- 你知道你这是在犯罪吗！-只是做我的本职工作罢了 - You know you're a criminal?- I'm doing my job.
给罪犯工作的人就是在犯罪 People who work for criminals are criminals too.
随你怎么说 Right. That's your opinion.
你就是腐败系统中的一个奴隶 可悲 Just a miserable slave to this corrupt system.
谢谢你 祝您愉快 Thank you, have a nice day.
马上到 Almost there
别来了 人都要走光了 Don't bother. Almost everyone's gone
卡米拉 祝你生日快乐！ Happy birthday, Camila
生日快乐 宝贝 Happy birthday, precious.
能再吹一遍蜡烛吗？ Can't we do it again?
得了吧 西蒙 Forget about it, Simón.
嗨 宝贝 生日快乐 Hello, baby, happy birthday.
给你的蛋糕 Here's the cake.
各位好 Hello, kids.
嗨 安东尼奥 Hi, Antonio, how are you?
嗨 亲爱的 Hello, dear.
- 你好吗？ - 还好 - How are you? - Fine.
我们正准备要走 We were just leaving.
我是卡米拉的爸爸 I'm the father.
我把你送出去吧 I'll see you out.
干嘛不打个的回家 以后再去取车？ Why not get a cab and pick up the car later?
你错过了你女儿的生日！ You missed your daughter's birthday!
说得倒容易 我这是被这帮人抢劫了！ You make it sound so easy. I'm tired of being robbed!
那条人行道根本没漆成黄色！ The curb was not painted yellow!
你知道我当时候多生气吗？ Do you have any idea how furious that makes me?
你知道你总是找借口 Do you have any idea how furious it makes me
让我有多生气吗？ that you always have an excuse?
你就知道怨社会！ That you blame society for everything?
昨天怨堵车 今天怨拖车 Today was the tow truck, yesterday was traffic,
明天你是不是要去集会抗议了？ tomorrow it'll be the rally.
本来你早点下班不就行了！ The truth is you could have left earlier.
你本该帮我布置派对 You could have helped me set up
和我一起迎接你女儿的朋友们 and have been here to welcome your daughter's friends.
但是你总是把你的家人放在最后！ But everything else is a priority except your family.
我真傻 还以为你会变好 And I'm such a fool to think one day you'll change.
你猜怎么着 But you know what?
社会不会变好 Society won't change.
你也不会变好 You won't change.
我受够了 And I'm tired.
这话什么意思？ What's that supposed to mean?
你可是个大工程师 自己想想吧 You're the engineer. Do the math.
政府允许一家公司通过罚款大量敛财 The government allows a company to rake in the big bucks from these fines.
当然 我们选出来的官员们也拿了回扣 Obviously, our elected officials get their cut.
听起来离奇可笑 可这就是事实 It's outrageous, but that's how it is.
你只能付钱 别急 You have two options: Pay and relax
别给自己急出心脏病 or you give yourself a heart attack.
你要知道 You know what?
我可得好好活着 I have plenty to live for.
我想出海 和我的孙子女们一起周游世界 I want to sail, travel around the world with my grandchildren...
- 别太失落 - 好吧 - Don't get so upset. - Right.
放轻松 Take it easy.
您好 Good morning.
这是我的罚单 我已经交了拖车费了 I got this ticket. I already paid the towing fee,
但是其实我不该被罚 那条人行道没被漆成黄色 but there's been a mistake, the curb wasn't painted yellow.
- 能让我看看罚单吗？- 给你 - May I? - Sure.
罚你560比索 It's 560 pesos.
听着 Listen,
我很着急 请听我说 I'm a bit anxious about this,so please, hear me out.
人行道没被漆成黄色 The curb wasn't painted.
你可以派人去现场看看 I think you should send someone to the address of the infraction
你就知道我说的是实话了 so you can check I'm right.
然后你就应该代表政府 向我道歉 Then, on behalf of the city government, you should apologize,
因为我没有错 because I'm right,
你还应该把拖车的钱还给我 you should give me back the towing fees
并且补偿我被你们浪费了的时间 and compensate me for all the time I'm wasting.
根据这张罚单 According to the ticket,
你停在了禁停区 your car was in a no-parking zone.
这就足够了 That's proof enough.
罚款560比索 你早晚都得交钱 The fine is 560 pesos and you have to pay it either way.
如果你不交 利息会越来越多的 If you don't, interests will start accumulating.
你在听吗？ Are you listening?
足够你大爷！ Proof enough my ass!
我跟你说那条人行道没被漆成黄色 I'm telling you the curb was not painted yellow.
首先 请不要说脏话 我只是在做本职工作 First, don't insult me. I'm doing my job.
其次 你理应知道我们的法律 Second, you should know how the law works.
你不知道法律 The fact that you don't know it
不意味着你能犯罪而不受制裁 doesn't mean you can avoid the consequences for breaking it.
如果你杀了人然后说：“我不知道法律规定不能杀人” If you kill someone and say: "I didn't know I couldn't do that,"
你还是得进监狱 you go to jail.
可能没人告诉你杀人犯法 不过你横竖都是要进监狱 Maybe no one told you that, but you'll go to jail anyway.
懂了吗？ Get the picture?
这个举例太荒唐了 That example is pretty inaccurate.
难道即使什么标识都没有 I'm supposed to know by heart where I am not allowed to park,
我也应该知道哪能停哪不能停？ whether the spaces are marked or not?
正是如此 Exactly.
禁停区信息都在DMV官网上 That information is available on the DMV website.
呵呵 I see.
- 把你的上级叫来 - 我没有上级 - Can you call your superior? - There are none.
真的？ Really?
你以为你自己是他妈的总统啊？ What are you?The fucking president?
先生 后面还有很多人在等 Sir, there's a lot of people here.
如果你不想交钱 请站到一边去 If you're not going to pay, please step aside.
告诉我 你当混蛋当得爽是吧？ How does it feel to be a crook? Tell me.
请保安来7号窗 Security, window 7!
保安？真厉害 Security? Great!
我要投诉 I'm submitting a complaint,
我只是行使公民权利 这也是犯罪了？ exercising my rights as a citizen, that makes me a criminal?
你想叫保安？ Want to call security?
叫就叫呗 Call security! Go ahead!
有种你叫保安啊！叫啊！ Call them now! Do it!
你干什么？ 放开我！ What are you doing? Get off me!
请在这签字 Sign here, please.
- 嘿 老兄 – 最近怎么样？ - Hey, buddy. - How are you?
他们没让你捡肥皂吧？ They didn't rape you, did they?
简直难以置信 This is unbelievable.
这也...太离奇了 This is really... unbelievable.
疯了疯了 It's crazy.
看来赛迦让公司的律师来帮我了 Seijas sent the company lawyer to take care of everything.
终于有点好事儿了 最近真是... Finally some goodwill, because lately...
其实 不见得是好事儿... Maybe that's not the right word...
看看新闻 你火了 Your name is all over the news,
也败坏了公司的名声 along with the company's name.
赛迦的合伙人可不怎么高兴 Seijas's partners aren't too happy.
市政府是我们的大客户 The city government is one of our biggest clients.
他们把你解雇了 西蒙 They're letting you go, Simón.
已经是板上钉钉的事了 It's been decided.
你现在处于失业状态 费沙先生 You're currently unemployed, Mr. Fischer.
哦 失业有罪啊？ Why, is that a crime?
我可没这么说 I never said that.
但你暗示失业是我犯的罪 But it sounded like that's what you were implying.
失业不是犯罪 但是当你要供养一个家庭的时候 It's not a crime, but it is a problem
失业就是一个大问题了 when you have to provide for your family every month.
她是想说养孩子 She's referring to child support,
你得提供衣食 学费 医保... which includes clothing, tuition, medical insurance.
不好意思 Excuse me.
我从遇见我太太的第一天起就一直在养着她 I've supported my wife year round ever since I met her.
我的女儿需要的 我也都能给她 And my daughter will always have what she needs.
我是面临着问题 但是我可以解决 用不着担心 If I have a problem, don't worry, I'll work it out.
幸运的是我的委托人现在有工作 Fortunately my client is now working,
因此不需要和费沙先生共同抚养女儿 so we don't see why Mr. Fischer should have shared custody.
等等 Excuse me.
这些年都是我在供着这个家 I've been paying for everything for years.
单单因为现在我失业而她有工作 Just because this month she's employed and I'm not,
我就不能和他共同抚养我们的女儿了？ I don't have the right to joint custody of our daughter?
我希望法官能意识到这对我来说多么不公平！ I hope the judge realizes how unfair this situation is.
法官只能意识到 What the judge will realize
你有暴力倾向 而且对你的妻子... is how violent you are when you refer to your wife...
暴力倾向？ What violence?
说实话 你哪看到我暴力了？ I'm describing reality, where do you see violence?
到处都能看见 费沙先生 I see violence all over the place, Mr. Fischer.
在街上 I see violence on the streets,
电视上 when I turn on the TV.
报纸上 And I see violence in this newspaper article.
我相信孩子对这种暴力的接触 I'm convinced that less contact a child has with this kind of event,
越少越好 the better it'll be for her well-being.
维多利亚 你要从我身边抢走我的女儿？ Victoria, do you want to take my daughter away from me?
我也不想这么做 No, I don't want to take your daughter away from you.
你到底怎么了？ 你疯了吗？ What's wrong? Are you going crazy?
我和我的委托人说完了 My client and I are finished here,
到法庭上再见吧 we'll see each other again in court.
你不准备说些什么吗？ You're not going to say anything?
谁雇的你？她吗？ Are you working for her?
- 去看看心理医生吧 费沙先生 - 什么鬼 - Get a therapist, Mr. Fischer. - What?
我觉得你心里有问题 It's from the heart.
我稍后打给你 有人来了 I'll talk to you later, someone's here.
么么哒 A kiss.
你好 Hello.
我是西蒙 费沙 我跟艾德勒先生的秘书打过招呼 I'm Simón Fischer, I spoke with Mr. Ederer's secretary.
我得把我的CV给她 I'm supposed to leave my CV.
放在这儿吧 我会给她的 Sure, I'll give it to her.
我更愿意亲自给她 I'd rather give it to her personally,
而且我想和爱艾德勒先生说两句话 如果他在的话 and if Mr. Ederer's here, I'd like to have a word with him.
我在这家公司 I worked for over ten years
工作了十多年 at Seijas Raffo Martinez and Associates.
我不是什么菜鸟 I'm not a rookie.
艾德勒先生现在在工地上呢 The engineer is on a construction site.
那他秘书呢？ And his secretary?
她去吃午饭了 She's out for lunch.
现在是下午4点 It's 4 pm.
她的日程不归我管 I don't handle her schedule.
那好 You know what?
我不会把我的CV给你 I won't leave a damn thing.
你 艾德勒和他的秘书 你们都玩儿蛋去吧 You can all go fuck yourselves: You, Ederer and his secretary.
特别是他该死的秘书 玩儿蛋去吧 Especially his secretary. Go fuck yourselves.
下午4点吃午饭？当我傻啊 Lunch at 4 pm? They must think I'm an idiot!
你真粗鲁 You're rude.
你们这就是法西斯 This is a fascist regime.
我得先交钱才能投诉？ I have to pay first and complain later?
正是如此 Exactly.
你真是不见棺材不落泪 You won't stop until a tragedy occurs.
根据官方报告 这是“一场恐怖袭击” "An act of terrorism," according to the official version.
被告方声称这是一场意外 The defense claims it was an accident.
“该工程师的工作与爆破物有关 "The engineer worked with explosives,
’爆炸是由拖车的剧烈活动引发的" and the tow truck movement caused the explosion."
公诉方回应： The prosecutor responds:
"这场事故没有任何人受伤 "The fact there were no victims proves the engineer
"意味着被告人精心的策划了爆炸 "meticulously calculated the explosion range."
“这已经是我的车第四次被拖车拖走了 "This is the 4th time my car's been towed.
炸药哥 救我！ Help me Dynamite!
求你了炸药哥 炸了税务局吧！ Please Dynamite: Blow up the tax office!
保险公司拒绝赔偿: Insurance company refuses to pay:
“拖车公司应为损失负全责” "The tow truck company's responsible for the damages."
有民众在质疑拖车公司的合法性 There are questions about the tow truck company's concession.
在社交网络上 On social networks,
数以千计的网友要求释放被称为“炸药哥”的工程师 thousands demand the release of the engineer known as "Dynamite."
谢谢 Thank you.
炸药哥 生日快乐！ \Happy birthday, Dynamite...
爸 Dad.
发生什么了？ What happened?
发生什么了 圣地亚哥？ What happened, Santiago?
你说话啊 Say something!
向我保证他们不会把他抓走 Promise me he won't go to jail.
我们会尽力的 We'll do everything we can.
重申：前不久在自由大道上 We reiterate: Right on Libertador Avenue,
一名司机撞倒了一名孕妇后潜逃 a driver struck a pregnant woman and drove off.
司机并没有停下帮助受害者 The driver did not stop to help the victim...
圣地亚哥 跟我说实话 Santiago, tell me the truth.
你是不是喝醉了？ Were you drinking?
还是吸了大麻？ Did you smoke pot?
目击者没办法辨别 The eye witnesses couldn't identify
车的型号或是车牌号 the car brand nor the license plate.
就在我们说话的功夫 警察在检查监控录像 As we speak, the police is analyzing security camera footage
希望以此抓住肇事司机 in order to identify the vehicle's owner.
肇事逃逸 Hit and run.
又是一个四轮驱动的杀人犯 Another murderer behind the wheel...
车是用谁的名字注册的？ Who's the car registered to?
我的 It's in my name.
- 留的是这个地址？ - 是的 - And this is the registered address? - Yes.
我都干了什么啊 What have I done?
都是你干的好事 你把我们的生活都毁了 混球！ What have you done? You ruined our life, you asshole!
求求你帮帮他吧 毛利西奥 Help him, Mauricio, please!
让他滚出去 Get him out.
圣地亚哥 听着 我得问你一些问题 Santiago, listen, I need to ask you some questions.
看着我 Look at me.
当时车上还有别人吗 Was anyone else in the car?
你跟别人说过这件事吗 Did you tell anyone what happened?
没有 No.
我得去看一眼那辆车 Let's take a look at the car.
车窗是有色玻璃 The windows are tinted.
当时车窗是摇上了的吗 Were they closed?
我觉得是 I think so.
- 到底是不是 - 是 - Try to remember. - Yes.
你是下车看了看发生了什么 Did you get out of the car to see what happened
还是直接开走了？ or did you keep driving?
直接开走了 I kept driving.
你从哪开车的？Where were you coming from?
市中心的一个酒吧 A bar downtown.
有人看见你开这辆车吗？ Did anyone see you arrive or leave in the car?
也许你的朋友，一个姑娘看见了？ Your friends, a girl?
我真的记不清了 I swear I can't remember.
不幸的是 我们刚得知 Unfortunately, we have just been informed
在去往医院的救护车上 that in the ambulance heading to the hospital
孕妇和她的孩子都没能挺住 both the woman and her unborn child passed away.
警察仍在监控录像 Police is still gathering information
和目击者中 through footage from security cameras
寻找蛛丝马迹... and interrogating witnesses...
- 谢谢你 - 不客气 - Thank you, ma'am. - You're welcome.
我真的很不好意思跟你提这件事 I'm really embarrassed to have to make this proposition...
但是咱俩交情也是很深的了 but we've known each other for years
我觉得我们之间还是很有默契的 and I feel we have this kind of bond.
再说了 Besides,
你也是个父亲 我知道你想让你的孩子得到最好的照顾 you're a father, I know you want the best for your kids...
所以我觉得这个提案 So I think this arrangement
也会给你一些好处 may be good for you too.
如果你愿意说你在昨晚我们睡觉的时候 If you say you took the car for a drive
把我们的车开了出去 last night while we were sleeping...
如果你说事故发生时是你在开车 and that you were driving at the time of the accident,
我会请最好的律师 I'll hire the best lawyer
把你的刑期减到最短 to get you the shortest sentence possible...
表现良好的话 不出一年半你就可以出狱了 With good behavior,you'll be out in a year and a half.
- 是这样没错吧？- 是的 - Is that right? - That's right.
好 Good.
如果你愿意帮我这个大忙 And for doing me that huge favor,
我可以给你50万美元 I'll pay you 500,000 dollars.
你一辈子也挣不了这么多钱 You wouldn't earn that in a lifetime.
你的家人后半生就衣食无忧了 And your family will be set for life.
你了解圣地亚哥... You know Santiago...
他在监狱里活不下去的 He wouldn't survive in prison.
他忍受不了的 He couldn't stand it.
何塞 José...
请坐到车里 Please, sit in the car.
用双手抓住方向盘 Grab the wheel with both hands.
到处摸一摸 Touch it everywhere.
很好 Good.
你就说你喝了点酒 You'd had some whiskey.
你的雇主在睡觉 Your bosses were sleeping.
你像平时一样帮他停好了车 As you parked the car, like every night,
然后你就想开车出去兜一圈 you felt like going for a ride.
如果警察问你 你就说你觉得轮胎有点没气 If they'd asked, you'd have said the tires needed air.
然后你觉得你撞上了什么东西 Then you bumped into something
剩下的事你就记不清了 and you can't remember anything after that
直到你在这儿醒来 until you woke up in here.
何塞 José,
我不知道该怎么谢谢你 I can't thank you enough.
请别碰他 Don't touch him, please.
没事的 女士 It's alright, ma'am.
不好意思 Excuse me.
我又想了想...我不知道... I've been thinking and... I don't know...
我想和我老婆商量一下 I'd like to discuss it with my wife.
她不能知道这件事 至少现在不能 She can't know about it. At least not now.
我们不能冒这个险 We can't take the risk.
万一她说漏嘴呢？你想想看 What if she talks? Think about it.
你不但拿不到钱 You end up with no deal
还要因为伪证进监狱 and you'd go to prison for perjury.
好吧 Fine.
亲爱的... Honey...
那好吧 Well, then.
你们两个开我的车到我们乡下的房子去 You two take my van and go to the country house.
路过收费站的时候 记得低头 When you drive by a toll booth, look down.
遇见加油站不要停 如果你要买东西 Don't stop at gas stations, if you want to buy something,
付现金 别用你的信用卡 pay cash, don't use your credit card.
快走吧 Come on.
我们走吧 Let's go!
请你再坐到车里一下 Get in the car again, please.
让他坐后排 He should sit in the back.
把椅子往前挪挪 Bring the seat forward.
你俩上楼睡觉 You two go upstairs and go to sleep.
你什么都不知道 好吗? You don't know anything, okay?
冷静 You calm down
什么都别说 交给我来处理 and keep quiet. I'll take care of this.
好吧 That's okay.
-莫里西欧 佩雷拉？ -我是他的律师 - Mauricio Pereyra? - I'm his attorney.
我正准备报警 I was about to call the police.
请进 真是场悲剧 Come in, please. Such an awful tragedy!
一小时前 我的委托人听见楼下有动静 An hour ago, my client heard noises downstairs.
他以为有人闯进来 He thought someone had broken in.
就下楼走进车库查看 发现家里的园丁 He went into the garage and found the groundskeeper
醉醺醺的坐在他车里 一脸惊慌的样子 sitting in his car, drunk, in a state of shock.
之后他听到新闻 明白了怎么回事 就给我打了电话 Then he heard the news, he put two and two together and he called me.
莫里西欧 佩雷拉 这是今天当班的检察官 Mauricio Pereyra, this is the prosecutor on duty.
这位是何塞 And this is José.
他在这个家已经工作了…15年？ He's worked for the family for what?15 years?
现在我们采访一下受害者的丈夫 Now we're going to speak to the victim's husband.
肚子里孩子的父亲 The father of the unborn child...
先生 对此你有什么想说的吗？ Sir, what do you have to say?
我想说什么？ 你觉得我想说什么！ What do I have to say? What do you think?
把电视关了 没必要 Turn that off, it's not necessary.
我只想说一点 I've got one thing to say.
不管是谁干的 我是不会放过你的 Whoever did this is going to pay.
你听着？ Are you listening?
不管你藏在哪，我都会… No matter where you hide, I'm going to...
很好 何塞，发生了什么 Very well. What happened, José?
打断一下 Excuse me.
何塞 你有权保持沉默 José, you have the right to remain silent.
我将代表托雷斯陈述委托人的请求 I'll be representing Mr. Torres at my client's request.
他从未犯过法，而且有两个孩子 He has never had any trouble with the law and he's the father of two.
你能告诉我一下事故的经过吗？ Can you tell me about the accident?
我经常为莫里西欧先生停车 I always park Mr. Mauricio's car.
我想试试他的新宝马 I wanted to take the new one for a ride,
遛上一圈 to take the Beemer for a spin.
昨晚… And last night...
我喝了点小酒 I'd been drinking.
但还是把车开了出去 And I went for it.
我没想到会出这么大事 I never thought something like this could happen.
我开到自由大道的时候 I went down Libertador Avenue
加了速 开的很快 and I sped up. I was driving really fast.
我觉得好像撞到了什么东西 但不清楚是什么 And I bumped into something, I couldn't tell what it was.
什么也看不清 It was a blur.
我以为是条狗 I thought it was a dog.
只听到‘砰’的一声 I heard a loud thud...
把我吓坏了 And I got scared
因为我以为碰坏了车 because I thought I'd dented the car.
就想快点回去 在莫里西奥先生醒来之前 I wanted to return and try to fix it
把车修好 before Mr. Mauricio woke up.
我能看看吗 May I?
何塞 你可以坐进车里吗 José, can you please sit in the driver's seat?
-需要我抓着点什么吗 -当然 抓住方向盘 - Should I touch it? - Yes, grab the wheel.
往后靠 Sit back.
你能关上门吗？ Could you shut the door?
你开车时用不用后视镜？ Do you use the rear view mirrors when you drive?
后视镜？当然用 The mirrors? Yes, of course I do.
可是从你这个位置看 后视镜里只能看到车顶 Because in this position, you can only see the roof.
你竟然只撞到一个人 可真是奇迹 It's a miracle you only ran over one person.
一定是撞击时把镜子给撞歪了 They must have moved during the crash.
两个都一起歪了？ All at the same time?
嗯… Yes...
我觉得开车的人应该要比你高很多 I think this car was driven by someone much taller than you.
还有谁在这住？ Does anyone else live in the house?
我妻子 儿子 My wife, my son...
狗 my dog.
就不用麻烦狗过来了 No need to wake up the dog,
但我需要见见你的妻子和儿子 but I'd like to meet your wife and son.
当然 没问题 我让他们下来 Sure, no problem. We'll ask them to come down.
我有权启动调解吗？ Do I have your permission to start negotiating?
很糟么？ Is it that bad?
不 还好 No, everything's fine.
他同意协商 但花费不菲 He's willing to make a deal, but it's going to be expensive.
多少？ How expensive?
一百万 One million.
美元？ Dollars?
他看到了你住的地方 你的生活条件 不会接受议价的 He saw your house, the way you live. He won't take less than that.
好消息是 他会处理好所有事儿 The good news is he'll take care of everything.
他跟警察局长和大部分法官都有交情 He knows the police chief, most of the judges
他会帮我们完善不在场证明 and he'll help us reinforce the alibi.
那园丁呢？他能不顶罪吗？ The groundskeeper's? Can't we leave him out?
总得有人当替罪羊 Somebody's got to be responsible.
一尸两命，现在闹得满城风雨 Two people are dead, it was all over the news.
好吧 但我不知道我付不付得起这么多钱 Fine, but I don't know if I have that much cash.
可是150万啊 It's 1 .5 million dollars!
还没算我那份呢 And there's my cut too.
你的？ Your cut?
当然 调解可是得我出面 Of course.I'm the one negotiating all this.
我每年都付你们公司不少钱！ I pay your firm a fortune every year!
这不一样 那不是‘费用’ This is different.These are not fees.
我把我的名字加上了 I'm putting my name on the line.
我本想借车给你 这样你妻子儿子就可以逃走 I was about to lend you my car so your wife and son could make a getaway.
你这可不地道 You're not being fair.
你想要多少钱？ How much are we talking about?
不知道 50万？ I don't know. Half a million?
听着 你要是想另请律师的话 Look, if you'd like to call another lawyer,
我是无所谓 我就不管了 that's fine by me,my work ends here.
得了 去把事儿办好吧 Go and close the deal.
何塞 没什么事儿吧？ Is everything okay, José?
不太好 Well, not really.
怎么了 Why not?
我是要去坐牢 得的钱就跟你的律师的一样？ For going to prison, I'm getting the same as your lawyer?
我是穷 但是… I know I'm poor, but...
- 你在干的事很肮脏 - 肮脏？ - What you're doing is awful.- Awful?
那你就自己去牢房 Then you go to prison.
昨晚其实我是看了部西部片 喝了杯茶 Last night I watched a Western, had a cup of tea
早早睡了觉 and went to bed early.
何塞 你还干了什么 说清楚点 快没时间了 What else do you want, José? Be clear, time is running out.
我们说好的价钱… The money we agreed on...
再加一套马德里的住房 and an apartment in Mar de Ajó.
莫里西奥 何塞 Mauricio, José.
我们一起统一下口径吧 Can we all talk?
公正 公正 Justice, justice!
先生们 快切入正题 时间不多了 Let's get to the point, gentlemen, time is of the essence,
容不得有不一致的地方 there's no room for misunderstandings.
我们保持原来的说法 The story stays the same.
我需要你和你的家人出面作证 I'm going to need you and your family to testify,
不许有人出城 so no one leaves town.
你将带着手铐蒙着头被带出房间 You'll leave the house in cuffs, with a hood on.
外面会有媒体和愤怒的群众等着你 Outside there'll be press and angry people,
他们会问你问题 辱骂你 别理他们 they'll ask you questions, call you names, don't say a word.
尽量避免冲突 让审判顺利进行 We avoid controversy, let the trial move along,
判决完毕 皆大欢喜 get a conviction and everyone's happy.
别说了 妈！这是我的人生！ Stop, mom! It's my life!
他想出去自首… He wants to go out there and confess...
这才是正确的 it's the right thing to do!
劝劝他 他不知道自己干了什么 Say something, he has no idea what he's doing!
圣地亚哥 冷静点… Santiago, calm down...
你妈说的没错 Your mom is right,
我们会处理好的 we'll fix this.
回屋把门关上 看好圣地亚哥 Can you shut the door and take care of Santiago, please?
回屋吧 Let's go!
圣地 别慌张 Calm down, Santi.
我们继续吗？ Can we proceed?
从现在开始 你就是中间人 From now on, you'll be the middle man.
出庭作证前 我是不会再和莫里西奥先生交谈的了 I won't talk to Mr. Pereyra again until he testifies in court.
还有你 何塞 除了律师外别和任何人说话 And you, José, avoid talking to anyone except your lawyer.
好 Perfect.
我要些现金应急 I'll need some cash for operational expenses,
3万美元怎么样 let's say 30,000 dollars.
礼拜一早就得给我 I'll need it first thing on Monday.
最后一个问题 Just one question.
什么叫用于应急 What do you mean by operational expenses?
外面有警长和官员们 There are officers outside, the police chief is there.
要是隔墙有耳，我们要封住他们的嘴 If someone saw or heard anything, we need to cut them in.
我们不能留后患 We have to avoid loose ends.
所以你这边没问题的话… So if you're OK...
礼拜一钱一定到 You'll have the money on Monday,
这可超过了我们说好的钱数 but it's coming outof the budget we agreed on,
我不会再付钱了 I won't pay one more penny.
- 莫里西奥，拜托了- 求求你… - Mauricio, please. - Yes, please...
我就说这么多 That's what I say. Please!
我知道我现在麻烦缠身 I know I'm in a rough spot,
但我不会让你们随便讹我 but I won't be gutted like this.
检察官说的有理 What the prosecutor is saying is reasonable.
别为3万美元纠结啦 Let's not argue over 30,000 dollars.
你付，从你的那份里出 You pay it then. Take it out of your share.
先生们，没时间争啦 Gentlemen, there's no time for arguing.
你要想继续 就趁现在 If you want to proceedwe have to do it now.
那你付 Then you pay it.
你都拿了100万 You're getting 1 million dollars
还想再要3万啊 and you want an extra 30,000 for contingencies?
谁拿了100万？ Who's getting a million?
他说的对 He's right.
一百万包括应急 The million includes contingencies.
加上这3万 你也应该拿100万 Your cut plus the 30,000 add up to a million dollars.
别从我的钱里拿 Don't touch my cut.
得了吧 You know what, guys?
我不干了 这次交易取消 It's over. The deal is off.
什么叫你不干了？ What do you mean it's off?
我不干了！ It's off!
都结束了！谁也别想拿一分钱！ It's over! No one gets anything!
谁也别想！ No more!
圣地亚哥！ Santiago!
你说你想自首？ You said you wanted to confess?
没问题 出去跟记者说吧 That's perfect. Go out there and talk.
我让你接受了最好的教育 I gave you the best education
你却一直为所欲为 不计后果 and you always did whatever you wanted.
现在你爱怎么着怎么着吧 So now, go screw yourself!
别激动 Calm down.
我们讲讲理行吗？ Can we be reasonable?
怎么了？ What happened?
怎么了？这群人就是帮土匪！ They're all vultures! That's what happened!
我不管 又不是我杀的人！ But it's over. I didn't kill anyone!
...我正位于杀人嫌疑犯的家门口 ...the house of the alleged murderer right here in San lsidro.
今日早时 在自由大道发生了一起车祸... This morning there was an accident on Libertador Avenue...
开门 我们再好好谈谈 Open the door.I have something important to tell you.
我们能好好说吗？ Can we talk in a civilized manner?
你想说什么？ What?
我们三个达成协议了 It's settled, we have an agreement.
那3万美元我们三个平摊 The 30,000 dollars will come out of everyone's share.
我不想听下去了 这事已经结束了 I don't want to hear about it! It's over!
滚出我家！ Get out of my house!
我提醒你一句 死了两个人! Let me remind you two people are dead.
如果圣地亚哥被定罪 If Santiago is found guilty,
要花我们更多的钱 it will cost us much more.
而何塞 花钱就要少得多 José, on the other hand, is penniless.
照你这么说 那谁去补偿受害者的家属？ Right, so who will compensate the victim's family?
应该把钱给受害者家属 这才是对的 The money should go to them, that's the right thing to do.
我交的税款就用来给这种混蛋检察官发工资了吗？ That scumbag earns a salary that comes out of my taxes?
他应该调查事情的真相！ He should investigate what happened!
你想做我儿子的律师？跟他谈费用去吧！ You want to represent my son? Discuss your fees with him!
他要是有钱给你 那也是你俩之间的问题了 If he can pay, it's between you two.
随你怎么样！ Do what you have to do!
做你的本职工作去吧！ Do your job!
我们说好了的 We had a deal,
现在反悔太不道德了 it's not honorable to back out.
如果冒犯了你 我很抱歉 I'm sorry if I offended you,
但我一直在为你们家着想 but I've always defended your family's interests.
我真感谢你哦！你就是上天派下来的天屎！ I thank you with all my heart You're an angel!
我能去跟他们三个说说吗 Can I talk to them
也许能把价钱谈低一点 to see if I can improve the terms?
不好意思 Excuse me.
是这样 Listen,
我们几个压低了价钱 I think we have a better deal to offer you.
何塞就要原先说好的50万 José takes the initial 500,000
而且不要那个海边的房子了 and says forget about the apartment on the beach.
我和检察官分那一百万 The prosecutor and I split the million.
就这么多钱了 Not one penny more.
不过你得立马决定 莫里西欧 But we have to do it now, Mauricio.
媒体就在门外 The press is outside and the prosecutor needs
检察官得让警长进屋 to let the police chief into the house.
我拒绝 No!
我总共只给你们100万 I'll put up a total of one million
你们自己随便分 and you split it any way you want.
- 怎么只给100万？ - 爱要要 不要滚 - What do you mean, one million? - Take it or leave it!
如果你不喜欢我的提议 那就滚吧 If you don't like it, get lost!
你要是敢再过来跟我讨价还价 You come back here with any other proposal
我就要告你们敲诈勒索 and I'll press charges against you for extortion.
告你和那个检察官！ Against you and the prosecutor!
检察官 你能告诉我们嫌犯的身份吗？ Prosecutor, can you reveal the identity of the suspect?
目前我无可奉告 I can't give any details right now,
案子已经结了 but the case is virtually closed.
只有一个嫌犯 There's only one suspect
我现在要去给法官递诉书 and I'm about to present the brief to the judge.
谢谢大家 Thank you.
公正！公正！ Justice, justice!
当心！ Watch out!
波卡 你每张都好暴露！ Always showing some skin, Bocha!
现在... And now...
请大家都起立 it's time we all stand up
用热烈的掌声 and give a big hand
来欢迎这对璧人 to welcome our dear...
罗米娜和阿里尔! Romina and Ariel!
来抱一下我岳父 Let me hug my father-in-law!
好好照顾我女儿 Take good care of her.
我可是会一直监视着你噢 I'll be watching.
谢谢！ Thank you!
我给他传授了几个窍门... I gave him a few good tips...
新人万岁！ Long live the newlyweds!
大家都看这里 Everyone look this way.
茄子！ A big smile!
非常感谢 Thank you very much.
谢谢 Thanks!
谢谢 Thank you.
玩的开心 Enjoy.
罗米娜 Romina.
我准备了一点小礼物给你 This is a little something for you.
你太客气了 You shouldn't have.
你能来就是最好的礼物了 You being here is gift enough.
你玩的开心吗？ Are you having a good time?
当然 你真美 Lovely. You're so beautiful!
你的家人真太好了 Your family is so nice.
就是国家治安太差了 Too bad this country is so unsafe.
罗尼的钱包昨晚被偷了 他一点儿都没察觉到 Roni's wallet was stolen last night and he didn't even realize it.
太糟糕了 That's horrible!
真不幸 How awful!
是啊 现在这世道 Yes, things are bad now,
不过我相信会变好的... but little by little...
瞧这些俊男靓女 都是你的朋友？ So many beautiful people. All friends of yours?
嗯 这些是我们在乡间俱乐部的朋友 Well, those are our friends from the country club.
我们13岁以后就没见过面了 We hadn't seen each other since we were 13,
不过通过脸书什么的 又联系上了 but with Facebook and all, we got back in touch.
神奇的脸书 Facebook!
那边那些是我的大学同学 Those back there are my college friends
还有她们的男朋友们 with their boyfriends.
至少有男友的都带来了 Well, the ones who have boyfriends.
那些是... Those are...
阿里尔的同事 Ariel's co-workers...
玩的开心吗? Are you having a good time?
- 是的 你呢？ - 我很好... - Yes. Are you? - Good...
婚礼蛮典型的 Your typical wedding.
知道吗，你美极了 You're something, you know?
好好玩吧 Enjoy.
你也是 You too.
你知道哪个地方教 Do you know any good place
探戈舞教得好吗？ for us to learn the tango?
当然 我是不行 不过我表哥可以教你们 Yes! No... Not me. But I know my cousin would.
我这就介绍你们认识 I'll introduce you.
操 我并没有... Fuck! I don't...
谁的电话？ What is it?
你是不能再喝了啊 No more wine for you.
不不别走 假装你在和我说话 No, don't do that. Act like you're talking to me.
阿里尔 那个长发的女孩是谁？ Ariel, who's that girl with the long hair?
哪个长发的？ Which one?
那边那个 你的同事 That one over there. Your co-worker.
露易丝 Lourdes.
为什么问这个？ Why?
没什么 No reason.
那路易斯为什么认识你的吉他老师？ And how does Lourdes know your guitar teacher?
我的吉他老师？ My guitar teacher?
几个月前有人给你的手机打电话 A few months ago someone called your phone
我接了 对方就挂了 你说那是你的吉他老师 when I answered, they hung up. You said it was your guitar teacher.
看起来很奇怪 我就把号码存下来了 It seemed weird, so I saved the number.
我刚才打了那个号码 路易斯接了电话 And now I call and Lourdes picks up.
我不懂你什么意思 I don't know what you're talking about.
你不懂？ You don't know?
现在这么多家电话公司那么多种套餐 With all the cell phone companies and special deals out there,
这姑娘就正好买了你吉他老师的电话号 this girl just happened to buy your guitar teacher's phone line?
你又从没介绍他俩认识 Especially if you never introduced them.
可真是够巧啊！ Isn't it an amazing coincidence?
- 所以呢？- 什么所以？ - So?- What?
是你自己坦白还是我去找她对质？ Answer me or I'll ask her myself.
- 罗米 别这样 - 别叫我“罗米”！ - Romi, please, don't. - Don't "Romi" me!
回答我的问题！ Answer my question!
阿里尔 是不是整个27号桌的都知道你睡过她？ Ariel, does everyone at table 27 know that you fucked that girl?
你还把这群人都请来参加我们的婚礼？你怎么能这么对我？ Did you invite all those jerks to our wedding? How could you?
很抱歉打扰你们 I'm sorry to interrupt.
我能和这位王子殿下跳一支舞吗？ May I have this dance with the prince?
当然可以了 女王陛下 Of course, my queen.
王子交给你了 Here's your prince.
怎么了？ What happened?
没事 Nothing.
罗米 你还好吗？ Romi, are you okay?
发生什么了？ What is it?
等一下 Just a moment.
波卡 我能跟她说两句吗 Bocha, can I have a minute?
亲爱的 Honey.
宝贝别哭了 好好享受咱俩的婚礼吧 Baby, stop it. Let's enjoy our wedding.
你和那个女孩睡过吗？ Did you sleep with that girl?
求你了 说实话 Please, tell me the truth,
我必须得知道 I need to know.
是有过 宝贝 Yes, baby.
但她只是个炮友 真的 But it didn't mean anything to me, I swear.
罗米 别这样 别把这事闹大了 Romi, please, let's not make a scene here.
- 我错了 - 放开我！ - It was a mistake. - Let me go!
对不起 真的 我只是一时糊涂 I'm sorry! Really, I made a mistake.
让我一个人静静 I want to be alone!
怎么回事？ What was that?
- 你看到她了吗？ - 你还问我？ - Did you see her?- You're asking me?
你没事吧？ Everything okay?
需要叫人来帮忙么 Shall I get somebody?
你还好吗？ Are you all right?
你看起来不太好 Clearly you're not all right.
冷静点 告诉我发生什么了？ Calm down. What happened?
我刚刚发现我老公之前背着我 I just found out my husband cheated on me
跟我们婚礼上的一个客人偷欢 with one of our wedding guests.
那可太糟了 That's awful.
现在我不知道如何是好 And now I don't know what to do
我可怎么面对那桌人 with all those people down there.
冷静点 这种事常有... Calm down, these things happen...
时间会冲淡一切的 Time heals all wounds.
给 擦擦眼泪 Here.
如果你真爱他 你会原谅他的 If you love him, you'll be able to forgive him.
- 如果他就是你的真命天子... - 我不知道我到底爱不爱他！ - If he's the one for you... - I don't know if I love him!
我不知道他到底是不是我的真命天子 I don't know if he's the one for me...
他就是个混球 He's an asshole!
那好吧 Well, then...
让他下地狱去吧 To hell with him.
你也别担心婚礼上那些人 And don't worry about the guests,
你不是第一个在婚礼上发现老公出轨的女人 you're not the first woman at that party to be cheated on.
再说了 Plus,
如果你一直在乎别人的看法 if you spend your time worrying about what other people think
你就毁了 孩子 you're screwed, kiddo.
感觉好点了？ All better?
你看... Look...
如果我是你的话 我就要下楼 if I were you, I'd go downstairs,
继续举办婚礼 早点结束 move the party along, end it early,
然后回家告诉他 你们之间也结束了 and then, back at home, tell him it's over.
不得不承认 发生在你身上的这件事的确很糟糕 What happened to you is awful, I won't deny it.
但是你必须得向前看啊 But you have to move on.
感觉好点了？ Better?
罗米娜？ Romina?
快滚开！什么都别跟我说！ Get the hell out of here! Don't say a word!
你可是惹了不该惹的人了！ You don't know who you're messing with!
我会夺走你所有财产的 I'll take every penny you have,
你爸留给你的每一分钱和地 every property your dad put in your name
交完税后 to get around taxes
就全是我的了！ will be mine.
我们结婚了 We are married.
合法的夫妻 Legally married.
我要睡遍所有 I'll spend all my days sleeping with any man who looks my way
愿意正眼瞧我 给我一点点爱的男人 anyone who gives me an ounce of love.
到时候会是你忍不住提出离婚！ And when it's you who wants the divorce,
我就会演一出好戏 I'll take acting lessons
在法官面前 装得像一只可怜没人爱的小动物 so I can stand before the judge like a sad little puppy
告诉法官 我拼了命的维护我们的婚姻 and tell him I'm fighting to make this work,
只希望我们能白头偕老 that way our marriage will last forever.
我要把你所有的秘密都公布到脸书上 I'll post all your secrets on Facebook!
我要虐待你 听你痛苦地嚎叫 I'll torture you until you scream with pain.
你将受尽凌辱 直到 You'll be so humiliated that your only way out
被逼的不得不投河自尽 will be jumping off a bridge.
然后 And then,
等你死了 when death do us part,
你死了以后 我要霸占你所有的财产 when your death do us part, I'll have it all.
阿里尔 冷静点 Ariel, calm down.
振作点 兄弟 Come on, buddy.
你到底去哪了？ Where the hell have you been?
快停下！ Stop!
把我放下！ Put me down!
一群傻逼 快把我放下！ Put me down, assholes!
加斯特瓦 让他们把我放下！ Gustavo, tell them to let me down!
出事了！ Something is wrong!
你就不能让他们把我放下来吗！ Can't you get them to put me down!
出大事了！ I'm telling them!
马里尼托！图卡！ Marianito! Turco!
你们小心点 Careful, boys.
狗日的！ Goddamn it, Comanche!
快停下！ Stop it!
混球 Assholes!
这就准备走了？ Leaving already?
别走 再待会儿吧 No, no, stay.
我俩都谈妥了 别担心 跟我来吧 We worked it out. Really, don't worry, come with me.
别转了 我要晕了 Stop, I'm getting dizzy!
放松！这多好玩啊 Relax, this is great!
求你停下来 Stop it, please!
难道你没去过游乐场吗？ Did you ever go to that amusement park?
就是那个已经倒闭了的 因为那里的过山车脱轨飞出了... The one they closed down because the rollercoaster flew off the...
叫医生！ Call a doctor!
...她还威胁要夺走他所有的钱 ...and she threatened to take every last dime,
甚至要夺走他的地产... even all his properties...
- 我们要把她带回家 - 这样最好 - We're taking her home...- Yes, that'd be the best.
发生这种事我感到很遗憾 不过派对还是很不错的 I'm very sorry about this. It was still a wonderful party.
借过 Excuse me, please.
大部分都是皮外伤 很快就会好了 Most of the cuts are superficial, they'll heal quickly.
不过我们要把她送去医院 以防万一 But we'll take her in just to make sure
确保没伤到肌腱 that no tendons are torn.
她的医保怎么样？ Does she have good medical insurance?
罗米娜 别这样 回去吧 Romina, please, go back inside.
我只是问下她医保的事 I'm just asking about her insurance.
乖乖的 呆在这 Great. Stay there.
我没事 I'm fine.
罗米 亲爱的 你没事吧 Romi, dear, are you okay?
- 你确定你没事？ - 别担心了 放轻松 - Are you sure? - Yes, don't worry. Relax.
我们为什么不用这碎片切蛋糕呢？ Why don't we use this break to cut the cake?
来啊姑娘们 别让我在这儿傻站着 Come on, girls, don't leave me hanging here.
来啊 来啊 Come on, girls.
这一晚上可真够呛 我现在想放松一下 It's been a terrible night, but now I want to relax
享受一下我的婚礼 and enjoy my wedding.
我觉得我不会再结婚了 I don't think I'll get married again.
拉！ Now!
罗米！ Romi!
米莉 你拿着了！ Mili, you got it!
真不敢相信！ I can't believe it!
快给我和米莉照张相！ A picture with Mili!
你愿意娶米莉吗？ Wouldn't you like to marry Mili?
哦别闹了 Come on!
虽然其他话的都是狗屁 All the rest may be bullshit,
不过这戒指倒是真的！ but let's prove the ring tradition comes true!
真是锦上添花 Wouldn't that be great?
罗米 别这样 Stop, Romi.
该接吻了... Kiss...
我们得抛花球... We should do the garters, toss the bouquet...
你想继续还是取消婚礼... Do you want to continue or call this off...
不结了 We're calling it off.
为什么？你扫了大家的兴！ But why? You're such a party pooper!
姑娘们 过来！ Girls, here it goes!
再说了 我没还没吃熏牛肉呢 Besides, we still haven't had the hot pastrami.
好家伙 那牛肉老贵了 Boy, that was expensive!
阿里尔 告诉大家 Ariel, tell them.
为盘儿熏牛肉我俩吵了一个星期 We spent a whole week arguing about the pastrami.
最终决定要点 我们付过钱了 我要吃 We decided on it, we paid for it, and now I want some.
罗米娜 快别闹了！ Romina! Stop it!
让大家都回去吧 Let everyone go home.
这不是什么儿戏 This isn't a joke.
我家的律师都让我起诉你 My family's lawyer even suggested I press charges against you.
别告诉我这都是你妈咪的主意 Don't tell me this is all mommy's idea.
别闹了 罗米娜！ Cut it out, Romina!
你妈可真不愧是个... Your mom is a real...
婚礼策划人 wedding planner.
别闹了！ Stop it!
我对你做什么了？ What did I do to you?
比起你对我做的事 我对你的伤害不值一提！ It was nothing compared to what you're doing to me!
儿子 Son,
冷静点 please, calm down.
求你别哭了 Please.
我的天哪... God...
快把这个拍下来 耐斯特 Shoot this, Nestor.
耐斯特 快去把摄像机打开 Nestor, turn the camera on.
你也是 快过来 You too, get over here.
快来拍这里 Shoot this, please.
如果我哪天再结婚... If I get married again...
如果我真的能遇见一个值得我爱的人 if I ever find a guy who's worth it...
我就要把这段录像在下一次婚礼上放一遍 I'm going to show this video at our wedding!
我还会和我孩子们一起看这段录像 I'll even watch this with my kids.
我不会给他们看"爱冒险的朵拉"一类的烂片 我要给他们看这段录像 Instead of Dora the Explorer and all that crap, I'll play this video.
爱冒险的朵拉：又名爱探险的朵拉，是一部由美国尼克频道制作的风靡全球的美式英语教学动画片
我知道你能干出啥！ I know!
我要把这段录像 I'll put it on one of those digital picture frames that play photos
做成那种循环播放的视频！ in a loop!
放开我女儿 婊子 Get off my daughter, bitch.
别管我！ Stay out or it's hell!
我是来帮你的 波卡 I was going to help you, Bocha.
科卡 过来 Cuca, come here.
宝贝 你没事吧？ Honey, are you all right?
医生！ Doctor!
你去照顾她 你去照顾他 You take care of her, you take him.
他磕了什么药？ What is he on?
没嗑药 受到了巨大的精神打击 没嗑药 Nothing, he had an emotional shock.No drugs here...
能走吗？ Can you walk?
新娘叫什么名？ What's the name of the bride?
罗米娜... Romina...
你得坐下 我好帮你测测血压 I need you to sit down so I can take your blood pressure.
毛洛 拿把椅子来！ A chair, Mauro!
坐下 Sit down.
帮他把把外套脱了 Take his jacket off, please.
你能坐下吗？ Can you sit down?
你还好吗？ Are you okay?
放轻松 罗米 放轻松 Relax, Romi, relax.
能帮她接杯水吗？ Can you get her some water?
放松 罗米 Easy, Romi.
你需要放松 You just need to rest.
等等 阿里尔 Wait, Ariel.
冷静一点 Calm down.
没事的 It's fine.
没啥大事 我们都没事 行了吗？ Nothing happened. We are all right. Okay?
放松 Relax.
阿里尔 别这样！ No, Ariel!
冷静... Easy...
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