♪ >>> and now it's time for "big dominican lunch with big papi.
>> bienvenido. Yo, soy former baseball slugger, david ortiz.
And if you're like me, you want a big dominican lunch. ♪
now, you might be saying to yourself, "big papi, how'd you going to make a big dominican
lunch when it's quarantine and you can't get things like monfono, habichuela con bistek,
camarones con piemientas frita, and you barely find any wasaka con queso frito.
♪ that's why you got to learn to improvise, man
so today we're making a very simple dish with just a few things I found lying around the
house. It's called sancocho con pollo jamon, carne molida, cochinillo,
piera de cordero, langosta espinosa, manos de mono, lengua deballena.
You know, the stuff in everybody's pantry and speaking of pantries, I
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okay, time to make a seven meat sancocho the dish that peta call "a
genocide." I got a professional overhead camera set up too so you can see
exactly what I'm cooking it's just an iphone duct taped to the ceiling
[ laughter ] oh, dammit man okay, step one, you're going to
need a big ass pot that's why you need to call my puerto rican cousin "big bunny."
♪ >> hola. I am big bunny, and I sell big
ass pots do you need a pot that can hold 22 different animals, even big
ones like llama and yak? Then call big bunny's big ass pots
and now I'm also selling sweatpants are you going to give a work
presentation on zoom but you're worried your boss will see your penis?
Try sweatpants it's better than nada. Oh, big papi, you're looking
pretty fly what your secret >> I got shot.
Okay thank you so very much for coming on this show 'cous.
We'll see you later. Give it up for big bunny, everybody.
Okay that was step one, buy a big ass pot.
Step two, cook everything in the pot. Hey, okay.
That's our show, man on the next episode, we're going to make chicken pot pie.
First, you eat a chicken, then you smoke a little pot, and then you eat a whole pie.
[ laughter ] on "big dominican lunch with big papi."
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