嗨 嗨 Hi. Hi.
好的 干杯 Okay, cheers!
干杯 干杯 Cheers! Cheers!
你吸烟吗
什么
想去个地方聊聊吗
但是 你怎么 你他妈怎么负担得起这种地方 But how... how the fuck do you afford a place like this?
靠才华 Talent.
你不用早起吗 You don't have to be up early?
不用 No.
我老板 他基本上每周都飞非洲 My boss, he flies to Africa basically weekly.
所以那就是我的懒觉时间 And that's my lie-in.
我不想占你便宜 I don't want to take advantage of you.
你的舌头想用在哪里都行 You can use your tongue wherever you want.
来吧 Come on.
我前男友说我下面看起来像粉色泡泡糖 My ex said my pussy looks like pink bubble gum.
嘿 嘿 嗨 Hey, hey. Hi.
早 早 早 Morning. Morning. Morning.
抱歉 对 我 我煮了点 咖啡 Sorry, yeah, I... I made some... coffee.
谢谢 Thank you.
呃 如果你告诉过我名字 我忘了 Well, if you told me your name, I've forgotten it.
我们做了什么 所以 我是 What did we do? So, I'm...
我是 我是吉姆 I'm... I'm Jim.
吉姆·戴克 来自金融快讯杂志 Jim Dycker... from FinDigest.
你是唯一一个回复我的人 You're the only person who replies to me.
你们公司没人回我电话 No one at your company returns my calls.
詹姆斯·戴克 James Dycker?
我的天 我回复那是出于他妈该死的职业礼貌 Oh my God. I replied to that as a professional fucking courtesy.
对 不 不 我知道 我知道 但是听着 Yeah, no, no. I know, I know. But look.
听着 有 有很多匿名方式可以 Listen. There... there are multiple anonymous ways to
我的天 这他妈到底是怎么回事 Oh my God. What the actual fuck?
你他妈到底在说什么 What the fuck are you even talking about?
滚出我他妈的家 Get out of my fucking house!
你的所有引述都可以不注明出处 All your quotes could be not for attribution.
或者就让我跟你老板谈谈 Or just let me speak to your boss.
你跟踪我 你他妈疯了吗 You followed me? Are you fucking crazy?
好了 把你那小笔记本拿出来的时机他妈已经过了 白痴 Okay, the time to get your little notepad out has fucking passed, dickhead!
行了 行了 出去 Okay. Okay, get out!
带着你那些新闻伦理滚蛋 Get the fuck out of here with journalistic ethics,
你这个该死的跟踪狂 you fucking stalker!
而且我男朋友很快就回来了 And my boyfriend will be home soon,
他块头很大 而且他妈是黑人 and he's big, and he's fucking Black!
哇 什 什么意思 Wow. Wha... What does that mean?
你知道什么意思 贱人 You know what it means, bitch!
我没打算回这里来的 好吗 I wasn't intending to come back here, okay?
但我是人 我犯了个该死的判断错误 But I'm human. I made an error of fucking judgment.
我知道 我知道 但是听着 I know, I know. But listen.
我一直在和你老板的前助理联系 I've been communicating with your boss's old assistant.
也许 也许 问问他关于她的事 Maybe, maybe, ask him about her.
她在哪儿 我猜签了保密协议封口了 对吧 Where is she? I guess NDA'd to fuck, okay?
因为问题 它们不会凭空消失 Because questions, they don't just disappear
就因为他否认它们的存在 because he denies they exist.
你在干什么 操 What are you doing? Fuck!
滚开 哇 Get the fuck Whoa!
快他妈离开这儿 好吧 Get the fuck out of here! All right.
我会他妈砍了你 停 我走了 我走了 I will fucking cut you! Stop. I'm leaving. I'm leaving.
我走了 我 如果我能 能拿到我的外套 I'm leaving, I... If I could just... just get my jacket.
我钥匙在里面呢 It's just got my keys in it!
操 Fuck!
真他妈见鬼 Fucking hell!
你们几个鬼鬼祟祟的 You guys are acting shifty.
你是刺激不足还是过度刺激了 Are you under or overstimulated?
我周五喝了三瓶酒的午餐 I had a three-bottle lunch on Friday
和 阿什福德资产管理公司的詹姆斯·阿什福德一起 with James Ashford from Ashford Asset Management.
他气得都忘了和女服务员调情 He was so livid, he forgot to flirt with the waitress.
他眼里仿佛打开了活板门 He had a trapdoor behind his eyes opened
像一个在权衡离婚的男人 你懂的 职业性的那种 like a man weighing a divorce. You know, a professional one.
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
总之 他说他会进行正式接触 Anyway, he said he was gonna make official contact,
也就是说 不是那种酒醉午餐式的接触 i.e., not boozy-lunch contact,
和我们投资者关系部的人 with our investor relations guy
商讨从你的基金撤资的事 about withdrawing capital from your fund.
雇你是为了让你跑赢市场 You're paid to outperform the market,
不是跟踪市场 not track it.
罗兰 我他妈完全同意 Roland, I fucking concur.
所以也许你能告诉我 为什么我每次想做空 So maybe you can tell me why it is I'm faced with a firing squad
都像是面对行刑队 every time I try to put a short on.
我来这是提供建议的 I'm here to offer counsel.
我可没见你在别人办公室提供建议 I've not seen you offering counsel in anyone else's office.
你的建议是奥托的指令吗 奥托退休了 Is your counsel Otto's diktat? Otto's retired.
我受够了绕圈子 当初承诺给我一支基金 I'm really tired of dancing around the fact that I was promised a fund
结果给我的感觉却像是一个单独管理账户 and given what feels like a separately managed account
监管程度令人窒息 with claustrophobic levels of oversight.
英国全权销售主管只是个冗长的说法 Head of UK Discretionary Sales is just a verbose way
说白了就是"保姆" 我们坦诚点 of saying "babysitter," let's be honest.
我想知道你是否打算 I wanted to know whether you intended
继续运作你持有的做空篮子 to keep running the short basket you had on.
这些OnlyFans和海妖直播的胡闹吓到了你的投资者 This OnlyFans and Siren nonsense is spooking your investors.
又监视 是我在管理这支基金 好吗 More surveillance. I am managing this fund, okay?
是的 我仍然认为 And yes, it is still my view
《网络安全法案》将对那些成人内容运营商 that the Online Safety Bill will be a negative catalyst
产生负面催化作用 for those adult content players.
所以我们现在的核心交易是围绕中型打屁股网站 So now our primary trade centers around mid-cap spank sites?
真有说服力 Compelling.
我想有人会说 I guess one could argue
这些色情服务是掠夺性平台 these porn services are predatory platforms
胁迫弱势群体 that coerce the vulnerable.
你是有什么想直接对我说 还是 Is there something you want to say to me directly, or
不 不 抱歉 我 我说错了 我的错 No, no, sorry. I... I misspoke. My bad.
对 我只是 我认为我们不应该围绕政府声明的具体措辞 Yeah, I just... I don't think that we should be trading minutes
来争分夺秒地交易 around specific verbiage of government statements
那些可能涉及一篮子股票 that could pertain to a basket of names.
我是说 这些又不是犯罪企业 I mean, it's not like these are criminal enterprises.
呃 但海妖直播 Well, Siren's prevalence
在我的搜索记录里出现的频率感觉像犯罪 in my search history feels criminal though.
开玩笑的 抱歉 我的错 That's a joke. Sorry, my bad.
我不 我不认为自己是个过度手淫者 I don't... I don't consider myself a prolific masturbator.
好了 够了 够了 Okay, enough, enough.
先生们 我想我们谈完了 Gentlemen, I think we're done here.
除非你们还想"排除故障"你们想出来的其他方法 Unless you'd like to troubleshoot any other methods you got cooking up
来告诉我该怎么他妈做我的工作 to tell me how to do my fucking job.
我曾经以为我们看起来同龄 I used to think we looked the same age.
早知道我能活这么久 我会更好地照顾自己 If I thought I was gonna live this long, I would've taken better care of myself.
你应该试试坚持禁欲 You should try a semen retention streak.
能让你脸上的胶原蛋白更紧实 It firms up the collagen in your face.
不手淫 没开玩笑 你真干这事 No fap. No cap, you do that shit?
不 我看上去需要吗 No, does it look like I need to?
老兄 你在发光 Dude, you're glowing.
你把那归功于很少射精 You chalk that up to infrequent ejaculation?
我喝很多水 你也在发光 I drink a lot of water. You're glowing too.
对于一个像我这样频繁射精的男人 For a man who comes as much as I do?
是的 不 等等 我们他妈到底在说什么 Yes. No, wait, what the fuck are we even talking about?
这只是90年代的重演 It's just a redux of the '90s
以及基督教右派那种大惊小怪 and the pearl-clutching of the Christian right.
我同意 这就像是纽特·金里奇染了头蓝发 I agree, it's Newt Gingrich with a blue rinse job.
但海妖直播的年龄验证方法仍然他妈是垃圾 But Siren's age-verification methods remain fucking trash.
所以他们是这一切破事的避雷针 So they're the lightning rod for all this shit
因为他们犯了最受欢迎的罪 because they committed the crime of being the most popular.
听着 老兄 这是工党政府的十字军东征 Look, man, this is the Labour government's crusade
反对儿童被变成色情内容 against children being turned into pornography,
而我坚持我们的使命宣言应该永远是扩张 and I maintain our mission statement should always be expansion.
什么 What
嘿 是你把我们推向他妈的非洲的 Hey, you pushed us into fucking Africa.
下一个我们能贴上标签 What's the next territory we can slap a tag on
并称之为"全球南方"的地方是哪儿 and call "the Global South"?
听着 我知道你认为我们生意的核心部分很俗气 Look, I know you think the nuts and bolts of our biz is tawdry.
"俗气" 老兄 这关乎谴责 监管 "Tawdry"? Dude, it's about censure, regulation,
以及我们盈利模式可能的侵蚀 and the potential erosion of our profit model
而我们却只顾着自我满足 不看未来 while we thumb our own asses with no eye on the future.
我需要咖啡 I need coffee.
我喝不了那么多 三十 I can't shit that much. Thirty.
我不会去给一家付我们一大笔钱的公司CEO打电话 I'm not calling the CEO of a company that pays us a shitload of cash
仅仅因为政府一些道德作秀就吓唬他 just to spook him over some government virtue signaling.
这是工党执政的头100天 It's the Labour Party's first 100 days in government.
他们想要吸引眼球 意识形态化的头条新闻 They want flashy, ideological headlines,
比如这个法案 最后往往无疾而终 like this bill, that end up going nowhere.
那我们为什么和海妖直播及其长期用户合作 Why do we work with Siren and their evergreen users?
因为人类的变态是九头蛇 Because human perversion is a hydra.
还需要多说什么 What more needs saying?
所以再一次 你胁迫我按你的意思来 So once again, you railroad me into getting what you want.
如果你选择这么看 那好吧 If that's how you choose to see it, sure.
我是说 帮个忙 把我给你的蜡烛点上 I mean, do me a favor and light the candle that I got you.
我自己掏钱买的 I bought it on my personal,
而且这里有某种氛围烟雾 and there's an ambient fog of something in here.
已经有一些议论了 There's been a few comments.
这有悖于高管职能 And that's antithetical to executive function?
是的 是的 你会迁就我吗 Yes. Yes, it is. Will you indulge me?
明天来我办公室 让我给你详细说说 Come by my office tomorrow, and let me lay this out for you?
我们有任何波霸奶茶吗 我们有这种东西吗 Do we have any boba? Is that a thing that we do?
我不知道那是什么 但我可以查查 I don't know what that is, but I can check.
好 这次迁就能让你闭嘴不提这事吗 Yeah, will this indulgence make you shut the fuck up about it?
很有可能 那我明天会到 It may well do. Then I'll be there.
顺便说一句 你看起来很棒 对于一个年龄是你两倍的男人来说 You do look great, by the way, for a man twice your age.
那来两杯怎么样 对 两杯 必须的 Let's do doubles then, yeah? Doubles, definitely.
老板 这轮我请 Boss! My round?
好 每人一杯 我刚升职了 Yeah, one for everyone. I've just been promoted.
你其实是在守灵 You're actually at a wake.
什么 你在守灵 A what? You're at a wake.
哦 是吗 谁死了 Oh, yeah? Who died?
我想你不认识的人 No one you'd know, I don't think.
你仍然可以请我喝一杯 如果你想的话 You can buy me a drink still, if you want.
你要喝什么 金汤力 谢谢 What do you want? Gin and tonic, please.
两杯金汤力 马上来 老板 Two gin and tonics. Coming up, boss.
当你像他那样被上帝眷顾 你可以为所欲为 When you're touched by God like he is, you can do as you please.
你们这帮人花了15年来促成真正的改变 Your mob had 15 years to bring about real change,
结果却让国家破产了 and you bankrupted the country.
听着 《网络安全法案》真的不算激进 Look, the Online Safety Bill, it really isn't radical.
你当然会这么说 作为给贝文写演讲稿 You would say that as someone who pens Bevan's speeches
并淡化她奥威尔式噩梦的人 and soft-peddles her Orwellian nightmare.
对 我是说 人们的线上活动实际上在被国安局监控 不是吗 Yeah, I mean, people's online activity is effectively being NSA'd, no?
他们很快就要记录我们的肠道蠕动了 They'll be logging our bowel movements soon,
就像中国人那样 like the Chinese.
我是说 听着 你一定知道贝文明天要说什么 对吧 I mean, listen, you must know what Bevan's gonna say tomorrow, right?
你是在哪儿工作来着 我发誓我认识你 Where do you work again? I could have sworn that I recognized you.
我是说 伦敦有成千上万个我这样的人 I mean, there's thousands of me across London.
滚开 好吧 我再去买一轮 Fuck off. Right, I'm going to get another round.
好 记我账上 今年过得不错 Yeah, put it on my tab. It's been a good year.
爱唠叨的小泼妇 但挺大胆 Gobby little harridan, but cheeky.
她在海妖直播上有个分身 She's got this doppelgänger on Siren.
我90%确定那不是她 I'm 90% sure it's not her.
你们这些城里男孩肯定都在上这个恶心的小网站 You city boys must be all over this disgusting, little website.
没错 老兄 看那个 Yeah. Mate, look at that.
是的 这个女人重新定义了"天然巨乳"的概念 Yeah, this woman redefines the concept of big naturals.
她有那种样子 你懂的 纳粹生育宣传画风格 She has that look, you know. Nazi fertility propaganda.
对 再给我看看 老兄 Yeah... show me again, mate.
好的 好的 Okay, okay.
给 There.
对 不 别担心 Yeah, no, don't worry.
我本来 本来敢发誓她和我妹妹是同学 I could have... could have sworn she was at school with my younger sister.
但是 对 大胸 小子 没错 But... yeah, milkers, son. Yeah.
杰米 节哀顺变 Jamie! I'm sorry for your loss.
瓦索斯的脑子有行星那么大 Vassos had a brain the size of a planet.
他是个杰出的导师 He was an exceptional mentor.
一个真正的 真正的豪饮之人 A real... a real pints man.
也是个掷骰子高手 但豪饮才是他成名的原因 A stickman too, but a pints man. That's where he made his name.
如果不是酒要了他的命 If it wasn't the drinks that killed him,
那就是摇滚乐 it would have been the cock rock.
喝起酒来像个花公款的"红墙"议员 Drank like a red wall MP on expenses.
第44条款的真正拥护者 A true proponent of Clause 44.
下午四点前喝44品脱 Forty-four pints before 4:00 p.m.
你在找什么 看见我手机了吗 What you looking for? Seen my phone?
没有 上次在哪儿 No, where was it last?
不知道 我想是在这儿 I dunno, I think it was in here.
在哪儿呢 Where is it?
我他妈怎么知道 How the fuck do I know?
干杯 Cheers.
我靠 不 Fuck me. No.
尝起来像能喝瞎人的监狱私酿酒 It tastes like prison hooch that blinds you.
烈酒 天呐 不 谢谢 都是你的了 亲爱的 Shots. Jeez. No, thank you. That is all you, love.
操 Fuck.
老兄 你没看到我手机吧 Mate, you haven't seen my phone, have you?
没有 I haven't.
所以 现在这是要成常态了吗 So, is this gonna be a thing now?
对你来说有点饥渴了 Seems a bit desperate for you.
这里有很多已知的已知 对吧 Lot of known knowns here, right?
市场绝不可能已经完全消化了贝文明天 There's no way that the market has fully priced Bevan
将在议会特别点名海妖直播的消息 naming Siren specifically in Parliament tomorrow.
对 我是说 相关股票都已经因预期而小幅下跌了 Yeah, I mean, the names have all sold off a little in anticipation.
但肯定没有完全消化 But it's definitely not fully priced
即海妖直播将受到最猛烈抨击这一点 in that Siren's gonna catch the most flack.
它的下行空间最大 It has the most downside.
海妖直播是大规模做空的地方 Siren's where to be short in size.
我连最基本的背景调查都过不了 I can't get past even the most cursory background checks.
没有经济功能 Without an economic function,
社会在你死之前就埋了你 society buries you before you're dead.
我 我处理了你欠 I... I took care of that chunk of change
隐修会疗养院的那笔钱 that you owed at The Priory for your stay.
他们说你在记录上把我列为亲属 They said you put me as kin on your record.
我不知道 I didn't know.
我当时被药物弄得晕乎乎的 I was pretty zonked on meds.
我其实没想做什么 I wasn't actually trying to do anything.
不完全是 Not really.
好吧 Okay.
如果这个成功了 我会联系你 I'll be in touch if this works.
人工智能驱动的欺诈检测 AI-driven fraud detection.
在财务健康领域领先 Leading in financial well-being,
信任 隐私 安全 trust, privacy, security.
储蓄 投资 兑换的一站式服务 A one-stop shop for savings, investments, exchange.
为什么财富管理只面向1%的人 Why should wealth management be only for the 1%?
腾德 你口袋里的私人银行家 Tender, a private banker in your pocket.
里面好多亚洲人 A lot of Asians in that.
这不是负面评价 只是观察 That's not a negative, just an observation.
你有点 怎么说 亚洲含量很高 You're kinda, like, heavy Asian.
这不是故意的 That wasn't intentional.
并非没有吸引力 但这不可能是你想给我看的东西 It's not not compelling, but this can't be what you wanted to show me.
我是说 这是完全不同的业务 I mean, this is a completely different business.
我私下试探过我们的投资者 I canvased our investors casually.
他们喜欢这个潜在的发展方向 They like the potential direction of travel.
从什么时候起这变成民主制了 Since when did this become a democracy?
自从我们上市 Since we went public,
我们就应该且能够成为一个全能银行应用 we should be and can be a full-service banking app,
你口袋里的银行 a bank in your pocket.
一个数字银行 A neobank.
这就是你花这么多钱把我们搬到金丝雀码头的原因吗 Is that why you blew all this money moving us to Canary Wharf?
账单可能比重建巴黎圣母院还小 The tab was probably smaller rebuilding Notre Dame.
那种 那种委婉的废话 The... the euphemistic bull
在我们财报里给所有人留面子的 that spares everyone's blushes in our earnings reports...
怎么措辞的来着 What's the phraseology?
"替代性商户"占收入的23% "Alternative merchants," 23% of income.
"替代性商户"什么意思 "Alternative merchants." What does that mean?
赌博和色情 Gambling and pornography.
吹箫 性交 掷骰子 Sucking, fucking, rolling the dice!
贝宝 谷歌支付都不碰 PayPal, Google Pay won't touch it,
所以就成了我们的23% so it's our 23%.
海妖直播 现在在活跃用户和利润上都远超OnlyFans Siren, which now dwarfs OnlyFans in terms of active users and profit,
占我们收入多少4% makes up, what, 4% of our revenue?
手淫是抗衰退的 Jerking off is recession-proof.
有些市场该项目无法进入 There are markets that aren't accessible to the project
因为与海妖直播和其他色情供应商有关联 due to associations with Siren and other risqué vendors.
如果腾德想要银行牌照 If Tender wants a banking license
我们不能指望人们想把存款 We can't expect people to want to deposit their savings
或办理抵押贷款交给我们 or take a mortgage with us
如果我们和潮吹视频以及 if we're associated with squirting videos and...
"黑肤熟女被黑牛强制配种"这类东西关联 "Ebony GILF gets force-bred by Black Bull."
操 没错 Fuck yeah.
那是我宿醉时的首选 That's my go-to right there when I'm hungover.
嘿 这让我是种族主义者还是反种族主义者 Hey, does it make me racist or anti-racist
因为我只对黑人之间的性爱有感觉 that I can only get hard for Black-onBlack action?
而且 我们不是银行 Also, we are not a bank.
也许腾德不应该满足于只是颜射界的贝宝 Maybe Tender shouldn't be satisfied simply being the PayPal of bukkake.
"颜射界的贝宝" 这个说法好 "PayPal of bukkake" is good.
记下来 别记下来 Write that down. Don't write that down.
我们能承受短期的痛苦 We can weather the short-term pain.
抱歉 4%的收入是短期痛苦 Sorry, 4% of revenue is short-term pain?
是的 相比我们未来可能获得的长期收益 Yes, compared to the long-term gain of what we could be
一旦我们重塑腾德的形象 once we rehabilitate Tender's image.
是的 这是一次转型 我没有低估这一点 Yes, this is a pivot. I'm not underselling that it is,
但我认为你至少需要接触一下我们可能成为的样子 but I think you need to at least engage with what we could be.
海妖直播不属于腾德2.0 Siren doesn't belong at Tender 2.0.
因为他妈的根本没有腾德2.0 Because there is no fucking Tender 2.0!
哦 对 我们不到两年前才上市 Oh, yeah, we IPO'd less than two years ago
而且我可以说 并不非常成功 and not very successfully, might I add.
好吧 那之后发生了什么 All right, and what's happened since?
疯狂增长 你的净资产飙升 Rampant growth, a surge in your net worth.
对 由我的收购战略推动的 Yeah, fueled by my acquisition strategy.
好 行 所以我们现金流产生能力强 Okay, all right, so we're highly cash generative,
用户增长 growing in users,
越来越受卖方分析师喜爱 increasingly loved by sell-side analysts,
而你却在建议重塑我们的商业模式 and you're suggesting a re-break of our business model?
惠特 让这一切说得通 Whit, make the picture make sense.
不是重塑 而是重新构想我们可能达到的成就 Not a re-break, a re-imagining of what we might be capable of.
不 去他妈的 不是所有东西都需要颠覆 好吗 No, fuck that! Not everything needs disrupting, okay?
他妈的手工橄榄油不需要通过你家信箱投递 Fucking artisanal olive oil does not need to be delivered through your letterbox.
老兄 我们一直谈论的是什么 Dude, what have we always talked about?
晚期资本主义是致癌物 它为一切你自认为需要的东西 Late capitalism is a carcinogen that breeds a product for everything
催生产品 除了你真正想要的 that you think you need except the thing you really want.
我拥有人们真正想要的产品 I have the product people really want!
否则我们只能挣扎前行 躲躲闪闪 Or we can sputter along, bob and weave,
几年后 你就会来找我 and in a few years, you're gonna come to me
然后说 "嘿 惠特 为什么我们的利润侵蚀了这么多" and be like, "Hey, Whit, why have our profits eroded so much?"
那到时候你他妈想让我对你说什么 And what the fuck do you want me to say to you then?
有时候 Sometimes...
下一步就是继续把我们 the next thing is just to continue being very good
他妈正在做的事做得非常好 好吗 at the thing we're fucking doing, okay?
老兄 我讨厌 我讨厌和你争吵 Man, I hate... I hate fighting you.
你在办公室里用 You need to be really careful about using phrases
"黑人之间的性爱"这种词真的要非常小心 like "Black-onBlack action" in this office.
永远不要否认一个人的激情 Never deny a man his passions.
海莉 椅子 Hayley! Chair.
嗨 Hi.
怎么样 不好 How'd it go? Not good.
工业部长 Minister for Industry.
夸贝纳 给我找来所有你能找到的海妖直播可借股票 Kwabena, find me all the borrow you can on Siren.
现在 Now?
不 在下一次他妈满月的时候 No, at the next full fucking moon.
对 现在 真他妈见鬼 哈珀 流动性不是很好 Yes, now. Fucking hell, Harp, it's not very liquid.
尽你所能找大仓位 All the size you can find.
议长女士 我欢迎《网络安全法案》 Madam Speaker, I welcome the Online Safety Bill returning
经过上议院的广泛审查后回到下议院 to the Commons, having gone through extensive scrutiny in the Lords.
该法案是至关重要的立法 This bill is a vital piece of legislation
它将保护我们的孩子免受互联网最黑暗角落的侵害 that will protect our children from the darkest recesses of the internet.
本政府及我所在部门概述的修改 The changes this government and my department have outlined
将确保该法案包含 will ensure that the bill contains
尽可能最强的保护 好的 我会爱你一辈子 the strongest possible protections... Okay. I'll love you for the rest of time.
谢谢 为儿童提供 Thank you. ...for children
并保护互联网用户的自由表达权 and that internet users' rights of both free expression
和隐私权 and privacy are protected.
赞同 赞同 Hear, hear!
好了 我们做空了 对中型股来说仓位很重 Okay, we're short. Chunky for a mid-cap.
100手 占流通股的3.2% 100 bars. 3.2% of float.
南萨尼特的议员 The Member for South Thanet.
请问部长 Can I ask the Minister
她认为英国是何时变成古拉格的 when she believes Britain became a gulag?
我的天 Oh my God.
她认为我们距离 How far does she think we are away
我的选民因在X上发布真相 from my constituents being handed jail sentences
而获得比恋童癖更长的刑期还有多远 longer than pedophiles for posting the truth on X?
对 真是耻辱 这已经在发生了 Yeah, it's a disgrace! It's already happening!
该法案不是为了压制言论 This bill is not about silencing speech,
而是关乎问责 it's about accountability,
让平台负责 holding platforms responsible,
那些伪装成内容聚合商的色情公司 pornography companies masquerading as content aggregators.
像海妖直播这样的网站 Websites like Siren.
以及促成这些交易 And the vendors and the payment processors
并对剥削视而不见的 that facilitate those transactions
供应商和支付处理商 and turn a blind eye to exploitation.
哈珀 海妖直播被特别点名了 Harp, Siren named specifically.
现在是时候 Now is the time...
我们这儿股价在暴跌 We're lurching down here.
跌了8% 对吗 Down 8%. Is that right?
以消费者巨大的个人代价 ...at a large personal cost to the consumer.
如果我们从上届政府学到了什么 If we've learned anything from the previous government,
那就是如果你想让人关注 it's that if you want to make people pay attention,
首先你得伤害他们的钱 first you hurt their money.
好吧 嗯 这里赚了点小钱 Okay, well, made a tidy little profit here.
你想让我锁定利润吗 他把她彻底搞砸了 You want me to lock it in? He's got her all the way fucked up.
我们将采取最激进的措施 We will pursue the most aggressive measures.
我想在这里获利了结 哈珀 I wanna take profit here, Harp.
对 锁定利润 呃呃 Yeah, lock it in. Uh-uh!
抱歉 我以为我们是投资者 不是凭感觉交易的交易员 Sorry, I thought we were investors, not seat-of-our-pants traders.
继续持有仓位 Run the position.
我们做空了 而且正在奏效 We have a short, and it's working.
就这样 End of story.
让平台负责 ...holding platforms responsible...
我听说你认识了詹妮弗·贝文 I heard you got to know Jennifer Bevan.
你丈夫怎么看这段萌芽中的友谊 What does your husband think about that budding friendship?
我们需要谈谈我们的乔纳问题 We need to talk about our Jonah problem.
我打电话是想看看你能不能安排我坐她旁边 I was calling to see if you'd seat me next to her.
如果你再让我挨着斯蒂芬·弗莱坐 If you sit me next to Stephen Fry again,
发生什么我可不负责 I'm not responsible for what happens.
嗯 她被吹捧为下次改组中的大职位的竞争者 Well, she is being touted for the big job in the next reshuffle.
他们把迪恩提升为商业大臣 They elevated Dearn to Business Secretary
以帮助安抚党内剩余的强硬左派 to help placate the remaining hard left of the party.
是的 珍妮会在这儿待上一阵子 Yeah. Jenny's going to be around for a while.
保守党部长像走马灯似的换 让游说变得他妈难上加难 The revolving door of Tory ministers made lobbying fucking hard.
我从来都站不稳脚跟 I could never get a foothold.
好吧 听着 我会把你安排在她旁边 Well, listen, I'll perch you next to her.
你可以把你那三寸不烂之舌伸进她耳朵里 看看她怎么叫唤 You can stick your silver tongue in her ear, see how she squeals.
但是 我想让关于亨利未来的讨论继续下去 But... I want to keep the conversation about Henry's future alive.
听起来公平吗 听起来棒极了 Sound fair? Sounds fabulous.
乔纳的问题不是 我们 的问题 The Jonah problem is not "our" problem.
公司就是我和乔纳 The company is me and Jonah.
我们的友谊早于所有这些他妈的破事 Our friendship predates all this fucking noise.
抱歉 我越界了 Apologies. I overstepped.
但如果他是你朋友 你需要保护他 免得他害了自己 But if he's your friend, you need to protect him from himself.
看 这是一家严肃的公司 See, this is a serious company.
他不是个严肃的人 He's not a serious person.
像海妖直播这样的网站 Websites like Siren
以及那些供应商和支付处理商 and the vendors and the payment processors
它们为这些交易提供便利 that facilitate those transactions
并对剥削视而不见 and turn a blind eye to exploitation.
先生们 感谢你们如此仓促应约而来 Gentlemen, thanks for coming in on such short notice.
所以 尽管我们的合作一直是互利互惠的 So, as mutually beneficial as our partnership has been,
我们不能再做你们的支付处理商了 we can no longer be your payment processor.
什么 What?
我们不能与任何 类别的色情内容扯上关系 We can't be linked to pornography of any... denomination.
我们不是色情公司 We're not a porn company.
我们是在线订阅聚合商 We're an online subscription aggregator.
这真是巧妙的语义把戏 That's a neat semantic trick.
色情到底是什么 我的意思是 What is pornography anyway? I mean...
比方说 脚算吗 do feet count, by way of example?
我们的许多表演者都不露点 一切都是自愿的 A lot of our performers are non-nude. It's all consensual.
这项在线法案以及近期媒体上 This online bill and the recent stink
关于年龄验证的喧嚣都声称 around age verification in the press contends
你们对此没有具体保证 that you make no concrete guarantee of that.
如果一个女人想对着麦克风录下她的肠胃胀气 If a woman wants to record her flatulence into a microphone
并以此赚钱 那是她的自主权 and monetize it, it's her agency.
海妖直播是女权主义的 Siren is feminist.
提醒我一下 在博尔顿银行资助你们B轮融资之前 Remind me what Siren was called before Balderton bankrolled your Series B
你们雇了那家过于直白 时髦的小机构进行品牌重塑时 海妖直播叫什么来着 and you hired that on-the-nose, hip, little agency for the rebrand?
我记得 它带有军事元素 It had a military element, as I recall.
你们和奶油上校合作过 You partnered with Colonel Creampie.
和谁 和奶油上校 With who? With Colonel Creampie.
你们和奶油上校合作过 You partnered with Colonel Creampie,
而且我要乔纳来参加这个会 and I want Jonah in this meeting.
我要首席执行官现在就来这里 I want the chief executive here right now.
我们将在未来24小时内停止处理你们的付款 We'll stop processing your payments in the next 24 hours.
然后我们将开始切断与该领域其他供应商的联系 We'll then start cutting ties with other vendors in the space.
抱歉 但礼貌地说 我们不认识你 I'm sorry, but, politely, we don't know you.
那你为什么在这个会议上 So why are you in this meeting?
那是费迪南德 他是伊本·鲍尔‌银行的CFO That's Ferdinand. He's the CFO of IBN Bauer Bank
也是我们董事会的非执行董事 and a non-exec director on our board.
好吧 那他为什么像个执行董事一样跟我们说话 Okay. So why's he speaking to us like an executive director?
我们持有腾德6%的股份 We have a 6% stake in Tender,
而且我们支持惠特尼对公司的愿景 and Whitney's vision for the company is one we back.
我们不会这样被要挟 We won't be blackmailed like this.
很好 我不是在要挟你们 Good. I'm not blackmailed you.
这只是将要发生的事情 This is just what's gonna happen.
我们有合同 是的 你们有 We have a contract. You do.
所以 让律师们花上几年时间 So... let the lawyers fight for years
去争论这份合同是否值那张纸吧 about whether said contract is worth the paper it's printed on.
从腾德的角度看 Tender's POV...
合同终止了 contract's terminated.
一路平安 先生们 Fly safe, boys.
搞什么鬼 What the fuck?
嘿 Hey!
我想你应该知道 我把海妖直播给踢了 I thought you should know I fired Siren.
你的公司出事了 Something is happening in your company.
老兄 你开玩笑吗 我他妈是CEO Dude, are you joking? I'm the fucking CEO!
是一家上市公司的CEO 他妈的就该有个CEO的样子 Of a publicly traded company, so fucking act like it!
你想让我避开 那个 屁股吗 Do you want me to avoid the... the ass?
别那样说 屁股 Don't say ass like that.
那么说清楚 你想让我避开你的屁股区域吗 So we're clear, do you want me to avoid your ass area?
是的 是的 我想 Yes, yes, I do.
那如果你想让我操你屁股呢 哈 What if you wanted me to fuck you in the ass, huh?
冷静 Chill.
搞什么 我可不是为了什么廉价的女性主义宣言 What the hell? I'm not about to be penetrated
就要被人捅的 for some cheap feminist statement.
好吧 天啊 All right. Oh boy.
你还好吗 嗯 Are you good? Yeah.
我只是 我 I just... I...
我觉得我昨天对斯威特皮说错话了 I think I put my foot in my mouth with Sweetpea yesterday.
我觉得这行里大多数女人走进房间 I feel like most women in this business walk into rooms
都会被男人用眼睛剥光衣服 and have men undress them with their eyes.
不 这是错误的类比 No, that's false equivalence.
城里成千上万的男人真的见过她的私处 Thousands of guys in the city have literally seen her box.
是的 不管是谁转发了那次泄露的内容都他妈是同谋 Yes, and whoever forwarded that leak is fucking complicit.
它本该是匿名的 It was meant to be anonymous.
她从没想把脸露出来 She never wanted to put her face to it.
不 你是对的 你是对的 是的 No, you're right, you're right. Yeah.
我知道我是对的 这真糟糕 I know I'm right. It sucks.
这反正不会定义她 别担心 This won't define her anyway, don't worry.
你看过吗 Have you seen it?
没有 No.
而且她不是我的菜 And she's not my type.
你从来没幻想过上她吗 You've never fantasized about fucking her?
一个纯洁的白人女孩 她的私处你可以他妈的尽情糟蹋 A pristine White girl whose pussy you could just fucking ruin?
听起来像场派对 Sounds like a party.
打扰一下 Excuse me.
他妈的王八蛋 怎么了 Fucking cunt! What?
莉莉拉拉家族办公室刚刚提交了赎回请求 "The LilyLara family office has just put in a redemption request
要撤出他们的资金 妈的 to withdraw their capital." Fuck.
那是谁 我从没听说过他们 Who's that? I've never heard of them.
他妈个狗娘养的贱人 Fucking cocksucking bitch.
记下来 我要对基金设闸 什么 什么 Take this down. I'm gating the fund. What? What?
你到底为什么要这么做 Why on God's green earth would you do that?
因为 因为我他妈受够了 Because... because I'm sick and fucking tired
别人把决定权从我手里夺走 执行 of people taking decisions out of my hands. Do it.
那个狗娘养的总他妈把事情搞成个人恩怨 That motherfucker's always making shit fucking personal.
我必须承认 近期的表现没有达到我们 I must acknowledge recent performance has not met the high standards
为自己设定的高标准 that we set for ourselves.
我对海妖直播的信念 一个目前正在盈利的仓位 My conviction in Siren, a position which is now working,
使我做出了一个艰难的决定 has led me to the difficult decision
实施紧急闸门 to implement an emergency gate,
这将暂时禁止基金的资金外流 which will temporarily prohibit outflows from the fund.
此闸门是为了保护您 投资者 This gate is to protect you, the investor.
我们不想稀释留给剩余投资者的潜在回报 We don't want to dilute potential returns for remaining investors.
谎言一 现在谁还会投资你的项目 Lie number one, who'd invest in your project now?
因为我们的团队发现了一系列空头仓位 As our team has discovered a set of short positions
我们认为这些仓位在短期到中期将极为有利可图 we think will be extremely lucrative in the short to mid-term.
谎言二 基金还没有一个真正爆发的想法 Lie number two. The fund's yet to have an idea that truly broke out,
而我们一直主导着相关的讨论 and we've owned the conversation around.
是的 因为奥托他妈的在瞎指挥 Yes, because Otto is fucking backseat driving.
我们应该 毫不含糊地 明确说明 We should, in no uncertain terms, make it clear
这支基金未来将如何发展 what this fund is going to be moving forward.
我明白 我只是 I get that. I just
你能不能他妈闭嘴 拜托 就照这该死的邮件发 Can you shut the fuck up, please, and just take the goddamn email?
天啊 Jesus Christ.
治理和管理方面的问题意味着 Issues with governance and management has meant
我未能履行您一年前 I have not been able to fulfil the short-only mandate
相信您所投资的纯做空授权 you believed you were investing in a little over a year ago.
这种情况从明天起将改变 That changes from tomorrow.
此致 哈珀·斯特恩 空头机会基金 Yours, Harper Stern, Short Opportunities Fund,
莫斯廷资产管理公司 Mostyn Asset Management.
哈珀 听着 我知道你是老板 Harper, look, I get you're the boss.
这不是个好主意 发吧 This is not a good idea. Send it.
好 Fine.
发送范围是什么 What's the distribution?
所有客户 Client-wide.
你说什么 Excuse me?
我看起来像是防火材料做的吗 Do I look like I'm made out of flame-retardant material?
我从来没听过有人说出这种话 I have never heard that collection of words come out of anyone.
为什么我总是跟 Why am I always going into business...
出去 出去 他妈的纵火犯做生意 Out, out. ...with fucking arsonists?
詹姆斯 我是在保护我们免受反复无常的资金外流影响 James, I'm protecting us from capricious outflow,
同时本季度的一个关键想法正在生效 while a key idea of the quarter is working.
我以为我投资的是寻找 I thought I was investing in someone finding
长期的 非共识性的空头 有潜在巨额回报那种 long-term, non-consensus shorts with potentially massive payouts.
海妖直播甚至不在一个正经指数里 它太小了 Siren's not even on a proper index. It's tiny!
纯做空的授权未经我同意就改变了 The short-only mandate changed without my consent.
这跟你那位荣誉主席的 This doesn't have anything to do
政治野心没什么关系吧 是吗 with your chairman emeritus's political ambitions, does it?
你他妈在胡说什么 What the fuck are you talking about?
也许值得问问莫斯廷勋爵 Might be worth asking Lord Mostyn
一个吵吵嚷嚷 只做空的基金 what a noisy, short-only fund was doing
在保守党被赶下台时 对他的贵族爵位机会有什么影响 to his chances of a peerage when the Tories were defenestrated.
上议院任命委员会有一个审查程序 The House of Lords Appointment Commission has a vetting process
以确保无人令其声名狼藉 to ensure nobody brings it into disrepute.
我已指示我的资金委员会 I have instructed my funds council
起草一份赎回请求 to draft a redemption request...
好的 以及一份给你投资者信函的说明 Okay. ...and a note for your investor letters,
如果你还有幸能再写一封的话 if you're ever lucky enough to write another one again.
没必要用这么长的词 There's no need to be so sesquipedalian.
多音节的 Sesquipedalian.
长词 Sesquipedalian.
多音节 Sesquip...
这一切都是因为你没能让我高潮吗 Is this all because you couldn't make me come?
长词 Sesquipedalian.
如果你他妈要中风 请在我办公室外面进行 If you're gonna have a fucking stroke, please do it outside of my office.
达里安 ...pedalian.
我的天啊 Oh my God!
哦 该死 哦 妈的 Oh, shit! Oh, fuck.
我的天啊 哦我的 哦 该死 Oh my God. Oh my Oh, shit.
叫 叫 搞什么鬼 Get... get What the fuck?
塞雷娜 拜托 去叫 叫 Serena, please, go get call...
叫91 999 叫人来 call 91 999. Call somebody.
我的天啊 该死 该死 我应该做点什么 妈的 Oh my God. Shit, shit, I should do something. Fuck!
真不方便 Very inconvenient.
谢谢你们 伙计们 Thank you, guys.
跑步者高潮的反面是什么 What's the opposite of a runner's high?
这一点也不好笑 That isn't funny.
好吧 面对死亡的唯一解决办法就是微笑 罗兰 Well, the only solution to mortality is a smile, Roland.
他会没事的 伙计们 He's gonna be fine, guys.
急救人员说那是短暂性脑缺血发作 The EMTs said it was a transient ischemic attack.
就中风而言 那是轻度的 As strokes go, it was a baby.
你他妈到底在想什么 居然想对基金设闸 What the fuck were you thinking trying to gate the fund?
如果你想要烟火效果 我告诉你 If you wanted pyrotechnics, let me tell you something,
那他妈效果拔群 it has fucking well worked.
我 我想也许值得稍作停顿 分析一下 I... I think it might be worth a brief pause to analyze
为什么我们让客户的脑子都出血了 why we're causing bleeds on our clients' brains.
我们应该有一个调查策略 We are supposed to have an investigative strategy,
缓慢而稳健 用几个月甚至几年来构建一个案例 slow and steady, months, years even, to build a case.
像阿什福德那样的人想坐在他们的钱堆里 知道 People like Ashford want to sit in their pile and know
他们的钱在为他们工作 that their money is working for them.
如果你缺乏冲动控制 If you lack impulse control,
为什么要管理别人的钱 why are you managing other people's money?
是像阿什福德那样的人投资了我 People like Ashford invested in me.
我不是那个让这支基金精神分裂的人 I am not the one who made this fund schizophrenic.
你能离我六英尺远吗 拜托 Can you give me six feet, please?
奥托的电话 Otto's on the line.
妈的 Fuck!
我整个上午都在接关于你那粗鲁的 设闸邮件的电话 I have been fielding calls all morning about your churlish, gating email,
同时还要宣誓效忠国王陛下 whilst concurrently swearing my allegiance to His Majesty the King.
你是我今天最不想见到的人 You are the last person that I wanted to see today.
我从没同意成为一个独立管理账户 I never signed on to be a separately managed account.
你不是一个独立管理账户 You are not a separately managed account.
除了名义上不是 我就是 In all but name, I am.
做空那些为公众利益服务的公司 Short-selling companies that act in the public interest is
是秃鹫的勾当 我们这里不是秃鹫 the work of vultures, and we are not vultures in here.
你是说海妖直播是为了公众利益服务吗 Are you telling me that Siren acts in the public interest?
打飞机是有实际效用的 Wanking is utilitarian.
我说的是你其他潜在的空头目标 I am talking about your other prospective shorts,
公共事业公司 public utilities.
那些董事会成员是朋友 Those board members are friends.
他们是侄子 是教子 They are nephews. They are godchildren.
好吧 那我们到底在这里干什么 说实话 Okay, so then what are we doing here, honestly?
对你这个年龄的女人来说 你处在一个令人羡慕的位置 You are in an enviable position for a woman of your age.
现在 我要去止血 Now, I am going to cauterize the bleed
你那荒谬而单方面的邮件造成的失血 of your ridiculous and unilateral email,
然后我们会按季度评估你的表现 and we will assess your performance quarter on quarter,
像对待其他经理一样 like any other manager.
不幸的是 哈珀 这是一个勇敢的新世界 Unfortunately, Harper, this is a brave new world,
基于功绩 based on merit.
你聘用我是基于我的才能 You hired me on merit.
我雇你是因为你这张脸 I hired you as a face.
而你为莫斯廷资产管理更广泛的大伞 And the cost-benefit analysis of the progressive sheen
所带来的那种进步的光泽 that you brought to the wider umbrella
其成本效益分析 已经不再成立了 of Mostyn Asset Management, and it no longer stacks up.
你想雇一个黑脸的木偶 You wanted to hire a puppet in blackface
这样你就能继续当个骗子 so you could continue being a crook.
那么在谁眼里 我被证明是个骗子呢 And in whose eyes am I provably a crook?
一个被国王授封的骗子 A crook anointed by the king?
而且那种觉醒的狗屎 And that woke shit
在这个新世界里已经不再起作用了 no longer moves the needle in this new world.
我昨天不小心叫了一个下属 I accidentally called a subordinate
弱智 a retard yesterday.
没人退缩 你知道吗 哈珀 Nobody flinched. And you know what, Harper?
明天 我可能还会这么干 Tomorrow... I might do it again.
我孙女有20万的零花钱 还在纽约抱怨自己穷 My granddaughter gets a 200K allowance and whines about being poor in New York.
那不是零花钱 那是捐赠基金 That's not an allowance. It's an endowment.
感谢基督和他的军师 Thank Christ and his consigliere,
我们年轻的时候赶上了放松管制 we were young enough for deregulation
年纪大了又能享受复利 and old enough for compound interest.
是啊 有三样东西随着复利增长 Yeah, three things increase with compound interest.
善行 恶行 还有现金 Good deeds, bad deeds, and cash.
你不关注市场吗 不 You not keep up on the market? Nah.
你觉得这个特勤组带了多少备用球 How many spare balls do you reckon this detail carries?
47号曾让任何人先打过吗 Has 47 ever allowed anyone to play through?
这辈子都不可能 Not in this lifetime.
好吧 我在棕榈餐厅给我们订了今晚的四人桌 Okay, I got us a four-top at the Palm for tonight.
不要老婆 女朋友或小白脸 皮奇 No wives or girlfriends or twinks, Peaky.
又来了 我们想试试别的地方吗 Again, we want to try somewhere else?
总是他妈的去棕榈 It's always the fucking Palm.
每当他打到沙坑时 ...whenever he ends up at the bunker,
他就大喊 假新闻 然后球就消失了 he shouts "fake news" and the ball disappears.
去他妈的 我不会等他再打完一个洞 Fuck this. I'm not waiting for him to finish another hole
我都已经打了82杆了 when I shot 82 already.
搞什么鬼 我在打球呢 What the fuck? I'm playing here!
跟你的神父说去 Tell it to your priest.
我听说他喜欢和泰格·伍兹打球 I heard he loves playing with Tiger Woods
因为这让他觉得自己像个民权英雄 because it makes him feel like a civil rights hero.
哦 你好 Well, hello.
用这么奇怪的方式告诉我你想我了 Bizarre way to tell me you miss me.
你说什么 Excuse me?
你的家族办公室撤资了 Your family office withdrew funds.
莉莉拉拉要撤出 LilyLara are pulling out.
我退休了 哈珀 I'm retired, Harper.
迪伦才是负责我们投资情况的人 Dillon's the one that's across how we're invested.
他不喜欢你过去几个季度的表现 He didn't like your last few quarters.
说你是在空中扬沙 Said you're throwing sand in the air,
还惊讶它落下来不是座城堡 and you're surprised it doesn't land as a castle.
那个让自己变成野兽的人 摆脱了 "He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain
身为男人的痛苦 作者 名 六个字母 of being a man." Author. First name, six letters.
姓 七个字母 不知道 Last name, seven. No idea.
你想知道为什么人们认为桥水是世界上最好的基金吗 You want to know why people think Bridgewater is the best fund in the world?
不是基础回报 It's not underlying returns.
是因为达利奥在他们持有一个好仓位时 It's 'cause Dalio crows louder than the rest
叫得比别人都响 when they're owning one good position
而在他们表现糟糕时闭嘴不谈 and shuts the fuck up when they're on a bad run.
迪伦给我看了你的设闸邮件 Dillon showed me your gating email.
读起来有点咄咄逼人 It read a little aggressive.
愤怒的黑人女性 Angry Black woman.
真的就这么简单粗暴吗 Is it really as reductive as that?
你就是一个愤怒的黑人女性 You are an angry Black woman.
我是在阻止资金外流 I was stopping outflows,
同时锁定一个可行的想法 while landing on an idea that works.
公开对你的基金设闸 等于验尸官签了名 A public gating of your fund is the coroner's signature.
30岁就被设闸 哦 孩子 A gating at 30 years old? Ooh, boy.
切断投资者和他们的钱 得了吧 Cutting investors off from their money? Come on.
奥托扼杀了我的愿景 Otto killed my vision.
你知道吗 哈珀 我 我觉得你觉得很方便 You know what, Harp? I... I think you find it useful
随时有个现成的人可以责怪 to always have a prepackaged person to blame
当你失败的时候 when you fail.
但如果你铁了心要采取那个策略 But if you're hell-bent on that strategy,
就找一个你真正相信的 find a structural short you actually believe
被严重高估 应该重新估值的结构性空头 is violently overvalued and should re-rate.
主导这个故事 Own the story,
在这笔交易上署上你的名字 your name on the trade,
因为门上的名字是你的 because it's your name on the door,
不是别的哪个蠢货 not some other schmuck.
如果门上是我们的名字呢 And what if it was our names on the door?
你看上去很渴 宝贝 You look thirsty, baby.
等你忙完想来我这儿吗 Wanna come over when you're done?
好啊 嗯 我会 我马上到 Yeah. Yeah, I'll be... I'll be right there.
听起来是个不错的安排 That sounds like a good arrangement.
是啊 等等 什么 什么安排 Yeah Wait, what... what arrangement?
她喜欢我 She likes me.
是啊 我打赌那老妞有个肥大的老屁股 Yeah. And I bet ol' girl has a fat, ol' ass.
纠正一下 实际上 我很难想象她年纪会很大 Correction, actually, I can't imagine that she's very old at all.
听上去她是黑人 She sounds Black.
我不是恋物癖 I'm not a fetishist.
我没 我没说什么啊 I didn't... I did not say anything.
也许我们可以就 Maybe we could just...
聊聊那会是什么样子 也许 talk about what it could look like, maybe.
你今天够累的了 我肯定 You've had a long day, I'm sure.
别说那些你到了早上就想收回的话 Don't say things you want to recant come morning.
退休想必是人间天堂了 Retirement must be Heaven on Earth.
常联系 Don't be a stranger.
你他妈到底凭什么做出这种自我毁灭的事情 Where the fuck do you get off doing something so self-destructive?
你表现得像个世袭CEO You're acting like a legacy CEO.
你的工作是治理和增长 Your job is governance and growth.
老兄 如果你想退出 想辞职 Dude, if you want out, if you want to resign,
或者有人在挖你 你可以直说 or someone's courting you, you can say.
没人挖我 我在这里很开心 Nobody's after me. I'm happy here.
但我不会停止倡导业务走向成熟 But I won't stop advocating for a maturing of the business.
想想这一切始于从濮阳进口仿冒的BAPE连帽衫 To think this all started importing dupe BAPE hoodies from Puyang.
米开朗基罗创造了大卫 Michelangelo made David.
你则催生了一个为色情支付改道的平台 You birthed a platform for rerouting porn payments.
是我们一起催生的 We birthed it.
得了 你还觉得我有吸引力吗 Come on, do you still find me attractive?
客观地说 Objectively.
我最近搞定了一个妞 I put this one chick away recently.
身体紧致 真像个鞍马 Tight fucking body, real pommel horse.
当我全裸时 When I got full nude,
我能看出她在心里盘算 I could see her doing the mental calculus.
跟我上床值不值得换来一顿在某个高价戈登·拉姆齐破地方的晚餐 Whether fucking me was worth the dinner at some overpriced Gordon Ramsay shithole.
我能再来一杯吗 这次要伏特加 Can I do another? Vodka this time.
纯的 像太空一样冷 谢谢 Bone dry. Cold as space. Thanks.
但我受够了你那个独奏计划糟蹋我们乐队的进程了 伙计 But I'm sick of your solo project shitting on the flow of our band, man.
环游世界的惠特尼他妈每隔两分钟就消失去非洲 Globetrotting Whitney disappearing to Africa every fucking two minutes
花大价钱买些狗屎本地业务 to overpay for some piece of shit native biz.
你可是签了字的 You signed off on it.
非洲人和西方人一样好色 可能更甚 Africans are as horny as anyone in the West, potentially hornier.
我以为这是色情业务 I thought this was a porn play.
加纳经济基本上像打了人类生长激素 The Ghanaian economy is basically on HGH.
我们是在买立足点 本地专长 We're buying a footprint, local expertise,
我们是在买用户 要么发展 要么死亡 and we're buying users. Grow or die.
我在斯坦福遇到的那个孩子骨子里就懂这个 Kid I met at Stanford knew that in his bones.
我在大学向你推销时 你对我说了什么来着 What was the thing you said to me when I pitched at the college,
当时我抖得像他妈个扫烟囱的学徒 shaking like a fucking chimney sweep's apprentice?
你从哪儿学来的这些小词儿 Where do you pick up these little phrases from?
我看书啊 我说了什么 不记得了 I read. What did you say? No idea.
不 我永远不会忘记 你说 No, I'll never forget it. You said,
在美国 你的故事从你开始讲述的那一刻开始 "In America, your story begins when you start telling it."
听着 我们的关系显然陷入了僵局 对吧 Look, we've obviously hit an impasse in our relationship, right?
沟通不畅 Poor communication.
所以让我参与进来 派我去我们正在扩张的地方 So bring me in, put me on the ground where we're expanding.
我只需要你的同意 I just need your blessing
去追求腾德2.0的愿景 就这样 to pursue the vision for Tender 2.0. That's it.
老兄 你想要我参与 我参与了你别抱怨 Dude, you want me engaged. You can't complain when I engage.
我可以认可你的收购策略 I can countenance your acquisition strategy,
但前提是你得把我介绍给托尼·戴伊 but only if you introduce me to Tony Day,
如果他是我们在那边的财务负责人 if he's our financials guy down there.
我认不出他来 I couldn't pick him out of a lineup,
但他他妈是你在那边的副手啊 妈的 but he's your fucking lieutenant down there, for fuck's sake.
还有我想摆脱那个德国佬 And I want to get rid of the Kraut.
摆脱不了德国佬 我知道 我知道 但我喜欢做梦 Can't get rid of the Kraut. I know, I know, but I like to dream.
而且他是奥地利人 And he's Austrian.
如果我们把德国佬的股份买断呢 What if we buy the Kraut out?
现在市值比伊本·鲍尔‌还大了 Market cap is bigger than IBN Bauer's now.
这 这很重要 我们要消除隔阂 It was... it was vital that we clear the air
这样我们就不会 so that we don't take our personal bullshit out
把个人恩怨发泄到股东身上 on our shareholders.
但你知道我们永远成不了银行 But you know we can never be a bank.
那不是我们的故事 That's not our story.
我明白 I understand.
我 I...
我得走了 我会留着账没结 I need to head. I'll keep the tab open.
那个来自斯德哥尔摩的容貌焦虑抖音创作者会 This dysmorphic TikToker from Stockholm is gonna slide
坐到那个位子上 into that seat.
她可能带个朋友 两个人一起玩可能挺有意思 She could bring a friend? Might be fun to hang à deux.
四个 四人行 A four? Quatre.
谢谢 但我不能错过这个 Thanks, but I can't miss this.
我 我真觉得你明天不该带着宿醉来上班 I... I really don't think you should come in hungover tomorrow.
惠特 我回家也没人等我 Whit, I have nothing to go home to.
你是知道我爱你的 对吧 You do know that I love you, right?
真不敢相信我确实爱你 I can't believe that I do.
更糟的是 我也爱你 And worse still, love you too.
时尚 杂志的人在房间里 Vogue's in the room.
除非你够性感 够时尚 或者够有名 Unless you're fuckable, fashionable, or famous,
否则你基本上就是家具 you're basically furniture.
显然 时尚 的摄影师在这儿 Apparently, Vogue have a photographer here.
快 把所有有钱的白人女性藏起来 Quick, hide all the rich, White women
免得她们做出什么勇敢又包容的事 before they do something brave and inclusive.
你好 Hello.
你知道吗 我待会再来喝那杯酒 You know what? I'll come back for that drink.
你有没有过在人群中也感到孤独 Have you ever felt alone in a group?
我是惠特尼 I'm Whitney.
哈尔伯斯特拉姆 哈珀·斯特恩 Halberstram. Harper Stern.
我 我知道你是谁 I... I know who you are.
我在调查有业务往来的公司时 I've seen your face on the org chart
在组织架构图上见过你的脸 when researching companies you were in business with.
海妖直播 是啊 我们完蛋了 Siren? Yeah, we're fucked.
我的脸像普通罪犯一样被钉在软木板上 My face pinned to a corkboard like a common criminal.
没那么夸张 但是 Not quite, but...
我怎么这么幸运 现在能和你共处一室 Why am I lucky enough to share a room with you now?
你知道我是谁 You know who I am?
我当然知道你是谁 Of course I know who you are.
我 我认识举办这个活动的女士 I... I know the woman who's putting on the event.
一样 她是个 亲密的朋友 Same. She's a... dear friend.
嘿 雅思敏 你好吗 你好 Hey, Yasmin. How are you? Hello.
你好 真高兴能把你们俩聚在一起 Hello. So glad to bring you two together.
嗨 Hi.
很高兴见到你 你真漂亮 Nice to see you. You look beautiful.
一如既往 谢谢 非常感谢 As always. Thank you. Thanks so much.
惠特尼 这位是詹妮弗·贝文 新任工业大臣 Whitney, this is Jennifer Bevan, the new Minister for Industry.
我很难想象你们俩是怎么交上朋友的 I'm struggling to imagine how the two of you got friendly.
嗯 亨利和詹妮弗在选举中真是激烈角逐 Well, Henry and Jennifer really battled it out in the election,
所以我觉得正确的做法是 so I thought the right thing to do would be
邀请她过来喝个友好的茶 to invite her over for a friendly tea.
而且我们喜欢聊天 不是吗 And we like a gab, don't we?
我还以为他们会枪毙我然后做成标本呢 I thought they'd have me shot and stuffed.
我敢肯定诺顿勋爵会认为你挂在墙上会很好看 I'm sure Lord Norton would think you'd look great on the wall.
这位是来自腾德的惠特尼·哈尔伯斯特拉姆 This is Whitney Halberstram from Tender.
很荣幸 雅思敏有个习惯 It's a pleasure. Yasmin has a habit
就是在对的时间促成对的联系 of making the right connections at the right times.
而且亨利可能很快会和惠特尼合作 And Henry might be working with Whitney soon.
嗯 我很想见见他 那您应该来拜访 Well, I'd love to meet him. Then you should come and visit.
好啊 等他摆脱这个小感冒 Yeah, once he's shaken off this little cold.
他的生日快到了 It's his birthday,
家里很快就要热闹起来了 and the house will be in full festive swing soon.
我想和诺顿勋爵会面在您和新任商业大臣的 I imagine that a meeting with Lord Norton's pretty high
议程上优先级相当高 on the agenda for you and the new business secretary,
既然您已被授予政府中的这个职位 now that you've been given this role in government.
嗯 丽莎可不是那种向传统媒体卑躬屈膝的人 Well, Lisa isn't one to kowtow to legacy media.
她不是个会吻戒指的人 She's not a ring kisser.
我看了您的演讲 我认为值得赞扬 I watched your speech. I think it's laudable.
它促使我们重新评估整个公司的方向 It's prompting a reevaluation of our whole direction as a company.
我们对腾德可能发展成为什么样子有着无限的野心 We have boundless ambition for what Tender could evolve into.
实际上 从今天早上开始 Actually, as of this morning,
我们就不再与海妖直播或任何色情公司有关联了 we're no longer affiliated with Siren or any porn company.
您知道 我们很希望在政府中能有位支持者 You know, we'd love a champion in government.
并且关键是在新闻界 And crucially, in the press.
真的吗 是的 真的 Actually? Yeah, really.
她对人态度很差 She treats people like shit!
嘿 Hey.
你的眼睛离不开我 Couldn't take your eyes off me.
我很肯定你刚才在看我 Pretty sure you were looking at me.
你想跟我回家吗 You wanna come home with me?
我们不是早就决定了吗 Didn't we decide that a long time ago?
海莉 Hayley.
你叫车了吗 嗯 车已经到了 You book us a car? Yeah, car's pulled up.
谢谢你留下来 Thanks for sticking around.
我 我需要再去一趟阿克拉 I... I need to go to Accra again.
告诉托尼我需要几个小时 Tell Tony I'll need a few hours.
不需要记日程 好的 No need to diarize. Okay.
还有 那个 我接替的那个女孩在找我要推荐信 Also, the... the girl that I replaced is looking for a reference.
是吗 Is she?
很高兴听到她恢复工作了 I'm glad to hear she's back up and running.
她怎么了 What happened to her?
我可能不该说 她 她有克罗恩病 I probably shouldn't say. She... she had Crohn's.
我出钱让她去私人医院 恢复期很长 I paid for her to go private. Long recovery time.
很好 嗯 谢谢 Good? Yeah. Thank you.
平安到家 Get home safe.
我的天啊 Oh my God.
你 喜欢我怎么操你的吗 Did you... enjoy how I fucked you?
你想回报我吗 为我做点事 You wanna return the favor? Do something for me?
我猜 看是什么事 I guess. Depends what it is.
惊喜 Surprise.
去我的步入式衣帽间 Go in my walk-in.
好 Okay.
有点紧张 Little bit nervous.
嘿 别紧张 Hey, don't be.
右下角 黑盒子 Bottom right, black box.
打开它 Open it.
我想这仍然号称是个自由的国家 I guess this still purports to be a free country.
哈珀·斯特恩 Harper Stern.
哈珀 嗨 是的 我叫吉姆·戴克 Harper. Hi. Yeah, my name's Jim Dycker.
我在金融快讯工作 I work at FinDigest.
你怎么拿到这个号码的 How did you get this number?
城里有个消息人士把你的设闸邮件泄露给了我 A source in the city leaked your gating email to me.
我调查金融欺诈 听着 我正在写一篇报道 I look at financial fraud. Look, I'm working on a story
关于海妖直播的前支付处理商 腾德 on Siren's now former payment processor, Tender.
你的邮件说你做空了海妖直播 Now, your email said you were short Siren.
你找错公司了 You've been looking at the wrong company.
我得给你回电 I'm gonna have to call you back.
好吧 听着 我认为这些人有能力 All right, look, I think these people are capable
做出任何事来阻止别人调查得太深入 好吗 of almost anything to stop someone looking too closely, all right?
哈珀 Harper?
都好吗 All good?
再好不过了 Never better.
公事还是私事 Business or pleasure?
追求私事方面不太顺利 Didn't do too well chasing pleasure.
你的女儿们怎么样 How are your girls?
嗯 你搬到了几千英里之外 所以 Yeah, well, you moved thousands of miles away, so...
寄宿学校 哈 Boarding school, huh?
也许那是个借口 Maybe that's a justification.
我把责任让渡给了一个机构 I abdicate the responsibility to an institution.
这可能就是我们人生的写照 Could be the story of our lives.
把一切都献给会杀死你的事情 Give everything to something that kills you.
我很高兴你来了 I'm glad you came.
那么 我们称之为什么 So, what do we call this?
我们称之为 合作关系吗 Do we call it a... partnership?
什么阻止了我们 What's stopping us?
认为我们有能力成为彼此那样的人吗 Think we're capable of being that for each other?
你来了 You came.
你打了电话 You called.
说实话 你在这里有什么企图 What is your angle here, honestly?
因为我不能成为另一个男人恐惧的 Because I can't be a punching bag
出气筒 for another man's fear.
我牺牲了太多 I sacrificed too much
不能坐在场边旁观 to sit on the sidelines.
当你年轻时 When you're young...
你有所有这些想法 you've got all these ideas
却无处 无处安放 and nowhere... nowhere to put them.
当你走到 尽头时 When you're getting to the end of... of it...
你所拥有的 all you've got...
就只有钱 is Money.
是啊 钱 Yeah. Money.
我想要门上有我的名字 I want my name on the door.
我也一样 So do I.
诚实沟通的感觉竟能如此 It's really funny how honest communication can feel
像他妈一场驱魔 like a fucking exorcism.
是啊 Yeah.
人间天堂的问题在于 The problem with Heaven on Earth...
当它真的出现时 却没人想要了 is that nobody wants it when it's here.
我当时醉得要死 像是从醉酒状态穿越到了 I was so fucking drunk, I passed through drunkenness to, like,
一种崭新的 更高层次的清醒 this new, elevated level of sobriety.
然后 当然 有人他妈在我日程里放了个上午10点的会 Then, of course, somebody put a fucking 10:00 a.m. in my diary.
你还好吗 36楼 You good? Thirty-sixth floor.
记住 我本想让你免受这种屈辱 Remember, I wanted to spare you this indignity.
阿特伯里先生 如果您想坐下的话 Mr. Atterbury, if you'd like to sit down.
我们在这儿干嘛 谢谢 我 我站着 What are we doing here? Thanks, I'll... I'll stand.
如您所愿 As you wish.
惠特 怎么回事 Whit, what's going on?
我想你该坐下 伙计 I think you should take a seat, man.
阿特伯里先生 我们聚集在此 Mr. Atterbury, we are assembled here
是要解除您首席执行官的职务 to relieve you of your position of Chief Executive Officer.
那他妈是什么意思 What the fuck does that mean?
您违反了合同 You are in breach of contract.
尽管有警告 Despite warnings.
有几条行为条款 There are several behavioral clauses.
惠特 搞什么鬼 什么警告 Whit, what the fuck? What warnings?
公司保留解雇任何行为不道德 "Company reserves the right to terminate any executive
持续不断 且似乎毫无悔意的高管的权利 who acts amorally, continually, with seemingly no compunction.
在公司场所持续消费毒品 Persistent consumption of narcotics on company premises.
在公司场所持续处于醉酒状态 Persistent state of intoxication on company premises.
持续滥用公司资金以及 Persistent misuse of company funds and..."
比如他妈的什么 Like fucking what?
滥报费用 抱歉 不 比如什么 比如什么 "...misappropriating of expenses." Sorry, no, like what? Like what?
游乐场 洛杉矶 2800美元 "The Playpen. Los Angeles, 2,800 dollars.
魔幻城 亚特兰大 4300美元 Magic City, Atlanta, 4,300 dollars."
投诉继续 Complaint continues.
总体卫生状况不符合高管职位 "General hygiene not befitting status of executive function."
你说什么 Excuse me?
您的体味 阿特伯里先生 Your odor, Mr. Atterbury.
您的着装 您的清洁程度 Your attire, your levels of cleanliness.
董事会已一致投票决定解雇 The board have voted unanimously for dismissal.
作为让步 As a concession,
您在公司的股权不会被稀释 your equity in the company remains undiluted,
并且应哈尔伯斯特拉姆先生的特别请求 and at the special request of Mr. Halberstram,
未来的股息和额外福利 future dividends and additional benefits,
医疗保健 养老金 将继续有效 healthcare, pension, remain unchallenged.
真他妈高尚啊 How fucking noble.
看着我 你这混蛋 Look at me, you asshole.
看着他妈我的脸 Fucking look at my face!
说点什么 Say something!
他妈跟我说话 Fucking speak to me!
问题是 The problem is...
我不是在跟你说话 乔纳 I'm not speaking to you, Jonah.
我有一阵子没见过你了 I haven't seen you for some time.
我想提名自己为临时CEO I would like to nominate myself as interim CEO
同时我进行寻找合适人选的工作 while I conduct the search for a viable candidate.
都同意吗 All in favor?
我已开始铺设轨道 I started laying track
与政府新的商业部门建立联系 with the new government's business department.
我们的比较对象不再是Stripe或贝宝 Our comp is no longer Stripe or PayPal.
甚至不是摩根大通或高盛 It's not even Chase or Goldman Sachs.
我们将成为所有这些 甚至更多 We're going to be all these things and more.
我们将成为银行杀手 We're gonna be a bank killer.