You sent in all those deposit checks right?
Ya I think so
What do you mean you think so?
I mean, well I mean I sent a lot of checks I think
I sent them all
The weeding cake checks?
Sent it.
Ok, The photographer
Sent it
Ok, the hotel from my parents
Sent it
The Band Wrote that one too down, ya
Good Yea
The tent and The Judge Judge Townsend
Honey, the tent I don't know about,
You forgot the tent check?
I
Why, did you forgot the tent check
Why, why. I forgot it, I forgot It
You can't play around with these tent people.
You can't, you can't play around with them
I know. I been dealing with them. And
believe me I'm not playing with them
Kyle, I have been doing all this by my self, Ok?
I have been busting my ass, I have done
absolutely everything everything everything
by my self. OK. Everything
has been on my own. Ok. I have doing it all.
I bet you didn't forget the bachelor party
checks.
Not really. Is that what.
Is that what this is all about? No
Because we could talk about. No
Lets go over it again No, its ok,
No, I just saying that I'm sure those checks
found their way to the mailbox.
That's all
I wouldn't know.
No, It just really amazing you know it really
amazing me how you and your little fun bunch can
become so organized
When it comes to mobilizing to Vegas
It's not me doing it. It's them handling it all
And I'm sure that Boyd is the creative force
behind all of this
Yea Boyd. Boyds organize the whole thing
Robert Boyd is a big sack of hot gas
Robert Boyd.
Tina great ok
Here's the deal.
Were talking Five guys.
Nice guys Tina
My friends. Ya, well I'm calling you directly
So you don't have to go through the agency. Ha,
would you please not enter the house.
That's correct
cash strait to you to you.
Hay would u please stay off the property.
Were just trying to sneak a peak.
Well just stay off the property.
Until I'm off the phone
Why?
Because that's the way we do it.
Chop chop
So there five guys 900 bucks, just dancing
anything else is extra Are you in?
I feel that some point in time
You'll have to reevaluate some of your friendships
Well, ok specifically
Specifically who?
Charles Moor.
You don't like Moor?
I just don't see him in the big picture
OK but realize
I've known him since the third Grade.
Well he's weird
He's Quiet
He's weird
Yea Hon, he doesn't talk a lot.
Why is he mildly retarded?
He never speaks.
He's a mechanic
Well he's weird. And Kyle frankly
I really I aspect more for you
Ok and what you expect what from me?
You are going be hung over for three days.
Like those guys on Oprah who get drunk and have
disgusting sex with prostitutes and then they go
ahead and just say their vows
they say their vows with the stench of cheep hotel
whore sex all over them.
This is absurd listen to yourself.
Its Vile It's not vile
I've seen it on television
I not going to marry with the cheep smell of hotel
whore sex on me.
I am not to be common
I am a creature like no other.
I know that.
I am a creature like no other.
And I will not
I will not be common.
Do you understand me is that to much to ask Kyl,
is that too much to ask.
Ok u won't be common.
Let me take that.
Are we going to go eat?
Or am I just go a
Honey. Do you love me?
Of course I love you.
Of course I love you how much
I love you with all my heart
kiss me
It's just insecurity, I don't know
she's just really been stressing.
It insecurity, not knowing,
gut splinter
what dose that mean?
It means She's insecure.
About what.
About.
Bob Berkow just a second.
All right big man 14.3
thank you 17.5 four six 289.83 at 9.
Look at them
I'm amazed that the widows blow of
their fucking sockets with all the Ass pumping
rage in these soulless lizards.
Now I just I just want her to be happy.
Same alarm clock every morning
Same two pops on the same snooze button
Same shower towel
toothbrush raze blazer,
hair pump gel spray It
It an epidemic fisher your getting married baby
but I am not going to candy coat it.
It just gets worse.
It's an 18 wheel cement
truck that's going to crush every bone in your big body
I'm not breathing right lately, either
Of course your not
I get light headed and dizzy and the next thing
I know I haven't breathed like two minutes.
That's because
hay hay, you are leaving for my house in three hours.
If you want to come you better get your numbers in order by then.
First of all
no, no first of all
I'm not in a game mood Ok.
We were having a conversation ok
you never say excuse me.
I'm sorry. Fishe
I'm sorry It's ok we'll be there.
I know you'll be ready.
Michael, three hours.
All right
Look at the big blind
cocky bitch boy,
well he's your brother.
Freaks me out you know that.
Panic junky.
I don't deserve that.
Kaly Fisher
We've got problems.
Problems?
Seating problems.
Ok, well I
First they said that it was understood that
we were supposed to have gold trim padded seats.
Right, and now there trying to tell me that
there is some sore of misunderstanding
and now we can't have padded ones.
Ok, well then what kind of seats
can we have then?
Not padded ones.
So what are we going to do about?
Your going to go down there
go down to where?
Your going to go down
and straiten out those chair people.
Honey I'm going to Vegas in three hours.
I need your help!
I'll call from the road.
Do you love me?
More than I ever imagined I could ever love anyone.
Straiten out these chairs
ok, I'm leaving from Adams.
Why don't you come down and see me off?
Maybe
Adam Jr., take a good look at this
and notice how clean cut and well behaved they all appear.
What respectable members of modern society
OK, boys smile
come on dad
smile, smile, smile and all righ,
as you were
I love you, have a really good time
You back here tomorrow
don't let any smoke in the car because Adam Jr. Gets sick
Do you hear that boys no smoking.
I'm so serious
Boyd, do you promise on camera
that you won't smoke.
I won't smoke
Thank you
Don't smoke
We won't smoke
Vegas
All right, dog need a flea Bath Let's go
What if I bring the wrong thing what if I bring...
Shut up your a mourn
I have a right to an option.
Well its a stupid fucking opinion
Thank you
You have developed this incredibly annoying habit of talking
just for the pleasure of hearing yourself speak.
Boyd brought up the statistics.
Hay Leave me out of this the hell
I did the hell you didn't The hell I did.
You said it you said that No I didn't
One out of every two marriages end in divorce
You said it.
Your an ass hole Adam
Your an ass hole
Why am I a ass hole?
Multiple reasons. Give me a reason
No
Give me one reason No!
Give me one reason
I'm not going to give you a reason. I want a reason
I don't have to give you a reason if I don't want to
I want a reason Shut up.
Just Give me one. Shut up.
I want a Reason Shut up.
Your just an ass hole, live with it.
Hello is this party Oliver rentals?
I would like to speak with whoever in charge of chairs
Could you wait till we get back?
I'll pay you for the call
I want a monthly rate here.
How am I supposed to know which one is yours?
Here use mine
Don't be ridicules.
Your being ridicules, your being a tight wad.
A tight wad hun? Ya!
Why don't you just say what you mean. Jew
Say it. Ya a Jew
Your being a Jew.
Ok, you gouish you fuck.
Shut up, You cheep baster
Hello I would like to speak to someone in chairs please.
You drive like a Jew.
And How dose a Jew drive? 4 hours 15 minuets to get to Vegas.
I could make it in three and change.
I not going to get a ticket because of you.
You slow driving son of a bitch. Lets go.
Tony, this is kalye Fisher.
Kyle We have a wedding in a week,
your doing my wedding with the chairs.
Ya, chairs. I'll hold
Hold? For Christ' sake Call him when we get there
your being a Jew
Please get off the god dame phone.
Yes, am holding for Tony in chairs. Don't hold anymore
I'm having a problem with my chairs.
It's 45 cents a minute.
No I'm not Tony, I'm holding for Tony.
Hello Hi
Hello
Hi
Baby is that you.
Hi
Are you calling me from jail?
Not yet.
Hay, did you check out the chair situation?
What?
What about The chairs.
The chairs, I made three calls
Three calls?
But I just can't stop thinking about how much I love you.
Well you should
Well I do. What r u doing
Just a bit of organizing
Are you nesting?
Ya, I'm nesting
Go have some fun. But not too much ok?
I'm going to go have fun with my friends now,
but not too much.
It just a matter of time, old people are dumb,
babes are getting shot bomb the king of Israel. Right
Israel doesn't have a king.
Well what the hell do they have?
They have A president, president yahoo
Ok so I say to my self, yahoo
take a look at a map look around you
people are wishing horrible bad bad thing
for you and your people.
Look at me look at me.
The buck is going to stop right here.
Buddy right here not going to happen with me.
My kid doesn't know the six fucking new England states.
He has trouble with geography
I'm not going to stick that shit in his face.
I'm going to help the little guy. That's right.
Put him in the car.
Take him to me for lots of dinner.
That's how you teach you can go skiing for a month.
That's it, take him skiing
try Yankee stadium for a hot-dog,
That the way
I'm just saying it's not, you don't stare them down.
Don't stare him down.
I'm not going to do it, do not eyeball your kids.
What, what is your point?
Take Mexico. Think about it, the Mexican would love it
their dyeing for a little order down there.
Fist of all do you know exactly what I'm saying.
Let the Israelis work it out.
They kind of all look alike.
The Jews and the Mexicans.
If I think on a whole Yahhhh
You can have Jews and the Mexicans
You can have problems
Getting their heads around all the fucking examination thing
I'm right down
I tell mine, I tell mine their little men.
I tell them that their strong that they make me feel joy,
I let them know man I mean I really.
I really let them know.
That they are just just as important,
the they mean just as much.
You know what I'm saying? Ya
Just as much
And your their godfather
I know and I'm honored
No, no, no, no no
No. I'm not?
No, your the godfather, but what I'm saying.
What I'm saying is if anything ever happens to me
Oh, Brother, don't even.
Ya.
Because that is the point here.
Ok that is what I'm driving for.
Because man when the big storm comes
and all the forests are knocked down
and all the rocks are fallen away and all the leafs are bare.
What left? What is left?
The little trees, the little fellens
that the storm into sea
that tie little falles that's where...
The stripper's here
Excellent.
Gentleman, this is Tina.
Ha boys
She's all yours buddy, any thing you want.
It's all fucking paid
I can't do it, I can't do it.
Sorry, I'm sorry.
I'll take a ride.
I didn't hit you with the gun. Did I?
I feel the vibe. I feel the vibe out there you know
I'm Michael
Did I do ok out there?
Ya, you kidding?
I just in vagus gambling you know.
Spending money you know, you are so beautiful.
Do you want anything?
Look at this.
Ok.
Not what you thought hun?
Ok, You know it 500 right.
Ya, ok, no problem 500 of my dollars?
Right
No but I thought. Boyd didn't pay.
No Boyd didn't, it 500, straight sex, nothing kinky.
Fine, I'm not going to use you as a hand pump or nothing.
Ok.
I'm just going to make love to you
because you have no idea what you've gotten me into.
You didn't think I'd be like this did you?
I had no Idea.
You thought I'd be a punk. Didn't you?
Well, I'm not a punk. Hun. Hun.
This isn't work is it? Is it? This isn't work.
I fucked up
God, oh my god
Jesus Christ
Don't touch her, call 911
Don't move
We were playing we were playing
I think she's dead.
How do you know she's dead?
She's got fucking no pulse.
She's got no pulse.
Step back
Ok, where do you look?
The left.
Either side, you idiot. I'm calling 911
We were playing she bumped her head
Bumped?
She Bumped.
Bumped! She Bumped.
She's got a fucking spike in her head what.
What are you doing? What do you think your doing?
I'm calling an ambulance
Wait just one just wait one second.
Michael.
I'll take it out, I'll take it out I can take it out.
What the fuck have you done?
Why are calling an ambulance?
She's dead, I'm sorry, sorry
Oh, god. Just call the police. No
Just call 911
I slipped
What did you do? God dame it Nothing
What the fucked did you do? You little shit
Get out of here.
All right all right just calm down
It was an accident.
Every one just get a hold of themselves all right?
You are lying devious
It's was an accident
Are you sure it was an a?
Yes I'm sure. What did you do?
The floor was wet and so I slipped
Why was the floor wet?
I don't know
Why was the floor wet? I don't know
Why god dame it, why you little fucking pervert?
Take it easy
You don't fucking know.
Just calm down, were not helping anything by loosing our temper.
Lets just get our heads together. Ok
Whatever we associate in our nervous system determines our behavior.
You Fucking guys. You Fucking guys.
You Fucking guys, You Fucking guys
Lets just take a second to review our situation,
and review our options.
We call the police
Ok, call the police that good that one option
it's not an option, this is not multiple choice
Yes it is there are always options Adam
You fucking guys
We can defiantly call the police, that's an easy call.
Now If we call the police what happens?
They come up here, they find a dead prosituite in the bathroom
and then they ask us what happened?
What the hell are you going to tell them?
The you had nothing. With it
You didn't know she was a prostitute
I mean, there was all Micheal here your bro by the way
You don't mess around with the homicide police.
For gods What about the alcohol
Don't tell me there are no options. There are always fucking options
What is the choice what are you talking about,
what are the options?
Bury her out in the desert
No sir.
Why not?
No he's right, no he's right, he's right
We can take her up to red rock find some nice quite place
and put her in the ground we can do this,
We can get her out of here.
Have you lost your fucking mind?
Nobody know she's here I call her personally, nobody knows
Her blood is all over the bathroom,
don't you think we got a little bit of a DN A problem here?
It's a marble floor, we can clean it up.
They got us on excitatory to Adam
It's not excitatory, I didn't do shit
That's not the point Adam,
I mean the room is covered with blow,
more looks like he went at it with a fucking mountain lion
I mean room look likes
the Manson family stayed here for a month.
This is a major thin ice sustain here boys,
I'm getting married guys, I'm getting married
I've got a wife and I've got two boys.
So don't tell me.
Lets just take a simple vote we got two choices.
One we clean this mess up.
Right now, bury it out in the desert,
go home and never look back,
or we can easily call the police,
roll the dice take our chances and pray to god that
it's only Michael's faults
Choices are simple.
It's dessert or police
Dessert
fucking dessert
I owe you bro., I owe you man.
Desert.
Nobody knows she's here
How do we get her out of here?
We can wrap her up in blankets, ha
bring the car around to the back of the hotel
lower her gently down off balcony put her in the car, were done
Jesus Christ, have you done this before?
The reality is if you take away the horror of the situation
take away Tragedy of the death, take away the moral
and ethical implications and all the crap
you've had conditioned
and beaten into your head sense grade one.
What are we left with? What?
It's a hundred and 5 pound problem
a hundred and 5 pounds
it's gotta be moved from point A to point B
Down straight line it's short distance between two points
Organize the laundry of visible straight line
but that line exists and I see it
I see that line
Trust me.
Admn, trust me.
A hotel strictly would you please open the door.
Oh Fuck
Hello hotel security
Shit
Fuck they know
Calm down
They know, god dame it they know,
let's just tell them tell them right now
You can't leave. Keep your voice down.
Take care of it.
Quite down They have Cameras in the ceiling
Relax
They have Camera in the ceiling. Don't move they have cameras
Quite. Shut up.
They don't have cameras
He's gone.
He's gone
Hello, hotel security.
Hi how are you?
You'll didn't hear me knocking
No we heard you.
You guys making a lot of noise tonight.
What is it, a toga party?
Is a Bachelor party?
Well you'll are going to have to keep it down.
Well we will, we will we absolutely will.
Lien were very sorry we apologize.
We've been partying a little hard
but were all just getting ready to go to sleep.
Now this is going to be a problem, some one's going to have to pay,
we'll take care of that first thing in the morning.
Ya you will.
What the hell gets into you people?
Drugs and alcohol.
Well I've have got no problem with that.
Now that's the big bucks
How about a beer?
No maybe some other time
Lenen were very very sorry,
we epilogs we didn't mean any disrespect to the hotel were sorry
hay, don't worry it. Don't worry about it at all.
Just as long as you keep it down.
What the fuck is that?
Sir before you go in there, I just want to explain
Can I talk to you for just one second.
Please Don't go in there yet.
We were calling 911 right when you came.
I swear to god we were calling 911
It's not what it looks like
Don't worry about my pants, just cover her.
Just get you pants on. Get dressed.
God dame it. I'll handle this Lets talk about this.
Just get back. Get back everyone Just get back. Just move back
The floor was wet sir, she completely slipped.
Understand? Give me a phone
Just give me a phone
That's not my problems.
Someone stay there. Alright, back up. Back up.
He wants us to back up.
Everybody just move in.
Just take your hands off me!
(Not clear)
Oh my god.
Don't let him bleed on the carpet.
No. Get out. Get out.
Jesus Go, shut the door.
God, help me. Jesus.
Oh, Shit. Son of a bitch.
He's bleeding. He's bleeding.
Alight. He'll bleed out. He'll bleed out.
God. God.
Oh, my god.
Son of a bitch.
Please.
Bingo.
New plan not so much of a new plan
rather a modification on the old one
I'm calling the police
So help me god you touch that fucking phone
I'll bury you with them.
Surrender is no longer an option, I repeat it is not an option.
Is there anyone here that doesn't under stand that.
A little gut check time fellas.
Time for a serious self evaporation.
How do I function
For real, no more bullshit,
I keep my cool when they bounce my bananas
when they won't play my song
Exceturize...
Do you get me?
Not really.
That's not a problem. Understand?
Not my words just follow my orders. Follow my orders.
Let me be you success coach.
Wait, wait a minuet. Wait wait We can't do this.
We already done this
No I mean the suitcases.
We can't bury them like this in the suitcases
Why not?
Because It's sacrilegious
How do you figure?
According to Jewish law
the blood and the limbs are considerd to be sacred
part of the human sprit.
The body has to be united
or the the soul can't rest in peace.
What the hell! That's what were doing.
No no it's not.
We've got their part all mixed together.
We can't do this to them
She Asian, they don't have Jews in Asia
That is absolutely not true Michael Do they have Jews in Asia
Hun? Yes.
Yes they do They have Jews in Asia.
That is correct
What the fuck are we supposed to do?
We're going to open up the suitcases
and unpack the bodies
and reunite the appropriate body parts
No fucking way.
That's what we have to do
No fucking way
We have to do this god dame it
We got to get going the sun's coming up come on!
I am not flexible on this.
Lets do it
I got her head. This is her head.
I got a combo situation. You got any of him
I have a it her,
Alright I got a arm
Just open the fucking bag up
Heads up.
Jesus Christ. Don't just toss it around
Show a little respect
I've got her lower leg and his upper leg.
Ok. I got his upper leg.
Her lower leg I got his upper leg.
Her lower leg and they don't go togather
Ok, how do we get started?
(Not clear)
Hold one, is this her stuff here?
Alright, just do this
one find his torso and her torso.
(not clear)
Toes, I have toes I have somebody's toes.
Ok?
Allow me to be the first to say that
what we've done here today is not a good thing.
It is clearly not a good thing
But it was, given the circumstance the smart play.
I am proud of us. I am proud of each and everyone of us.
It will be ok.
We performed under the most complex and earth-shattering situation
Each one of us stood fast. We all delivered...
We're proud.
Were going to hell, hell or prison, which everyone comes first.
That wrong, that flat out wrong.
Adam you need to change your associations
hell is for cowards and hypocrites.
For people who fear to live be the strength of their own conviction.
Now this is war.
Given the circumstances or given the fact that we are alive
and they are not
we won't chosen life what it is
We're too wrong to make a right zork conviction and excution
but it only mean more deaths here not less
All I don't know Boy,
it seems to me that ever sense you started this personal growth,
self help power fucking dysfunctional,
fucking bull shit you are all fucked up in the head.
Don't even go there,
you don't know what the hell you talking alright.
Personal strength has nothing to do with this.
True its helped me to unlocked energies
and see my options more clearly
but to give them credit for all of this
is a little bit more than they deserve
Don't you think we should say some words over the bodies
Like what
Prayer
Go ahead
Dear god. I don't fucking know how to pray.
Say what's on your mind.
Speak from the heart, let it flow.
Dear god
This is pathetic
Your pathetic
What did you say?
Your not a team player.
Don't point at me.
You've never been a team player.
That why you don't have any friends.
What are you talking about? I have friends.
The hell you do
The hell I don't
You have a quintessence, business friends,
superficial golf buddies.
You always been a fringe player
Don't point at me.
You have some serious male on male intimacy problems.
What the fucking are you talking about?
You can't deal with men.
Guys. Maybe this is not the time for this
No Fisher. This is the perfect time for this.
This is real time were in the moment.
Adam, your brother and myself as well as several others present
always felt that you were fully repressed living
in major denial lockdown fly boy.
What?
Fire in the hole big guy!
What?
Dear God. Please forgive us for what we have done here tonight.
We have lost our way.
Speaking for my self,
I am deeply in love with the woman I am about to marry.
I am very much looking forward to raising a family
and being a positive member of society.
We promise if you forgive us
that we will never forget this tragedy
I will try with all our power use this daily reminder
that we're on this earth to do good not evil
Let us move from this day forward for a new spirit in purpose
You're giving us a second chance
let's take that second chance
and use it to fuel our fire of productivity
so the spirit of some of the two people that we bury here
I can forever live on
in our good deeds and positive achivements
that we from this day forward shall make our lives work
Thank you god once again
Give us your guide and forgiveness
Amen
Hello
It's me
Hay.
I'm on the road and running a little late.
How late?
Like an hour.
Honey did you check on the chairs
What. Did you check on the Chairs?
Ok what?
What? What Ya, the Chairs.
I left a message, and every thing going to be ok.
You sound a little funny honey.
Did you do the cocaine last night?
No. I'll be home in like four hours.
Did you have fun? Honey was it fun?
Do you think he had kids?
What?
Children, do you think that man was a father?
I don't know I have a bad feel
I think he had children.
I think he was too young to have children.
Were going to burn for this.
Come on guys daddy's home
Today is the beginning of the rest of our lives
Hi dad.
Honey, honey we have to go.
No one says anything to anyone ever.
The idea is like to be able to like look at everybody
and know their all in the same wedding right.
I just want to make sure that everything looks like it's pressed.
I don't want it to look like
they've been hanging on a hanger all the time
When everything's like...
I just want them all look like
they're just... you know... clean
Let me... help you...
your nails are... filthy...
I don't care like just for the day
I will all I ask is that
you're clean for the day after that
I don't care what happens. Ok?
Ok
Hi Boyd. Hi
Basically are you going to stand like this?
I'll stand anyway you would like me to stand
Michael what happened here?
He gave me a color center. Because I have an irregular size.
It looks
I'm in-between size. My neck is wide and
This look like it hurts.
It dose. Dose it hurt?
I can't really breathe.
Is this your shirt? Did you bring it or is it theirs?
It's theirs.
Well this is totally un-expectable.
How are feeling? Put your arms down.
If you can just take it in on the sides here.
He's got two kids.
God Dame it, just like I said, two fucking kids
Lets just move on past the blaming stage.
Calm the fuck down
Lets just move on past the fucking blaming shit
Now where did you get this
At the news stand on third.
God dame it they're on to us
Boyd have you read the paper today?
Is that him? Give me the phone.
Boyd you fucking idiot. This shit is coming down
That's just nothing, that just a missing persons thing that all
You got us into this.
I did?
From what I remember it was your web fucked brother
that decided to play chop-suie with the hookers fucking head.
Will you shut up Calm down
Shut up Calm down
Lighten up please Adam.
Show some character walk thru some fucking fear.
Don't tell about character.
Hey watch your tone buddy.
Fuck you Boyd.
Fuck you too snake eyes, cock sucker
Boyd, you left them my credit card number.
He hung up! God damn it!
Fuckin' asshole.
Fuckin'.
Knock it off!
Hey, don't snap at them.
They're making me nuts.
They singing.
It's a disgusting song.
Well, you taught it to them.
Guys, guys, be quiet.
Your dad is in a really really bad mood.
If you're really good, you're gonna get some Whizzers.
I promise.
Whizzers! We want Whizzers! Okay
We want Whizzers! All right.
We want Whizzers!
Whizzers! Whizzers! Whizzers!
We want Whizzers!
Hey, how do you like your mini-van?
So, how do you like your mini-van?
Fine
Honey, honey, go in there and get some Whizzers.
What?
They're screaming for Whizzers.
Just go in there and get some Whizzers.
I'm not going in there.
They're screaming like monsters. It's giving me a headache.
I used the credit card so I didn't have to go in there.
Would you just please get those fuckin' Whizzers!
Whizzers! Whizzers! Whizzers!
Thank you, go. Please? Whizzers.
Love you.
Fuckin' Whizzers!
Excuse me.
Oh, yeah, sure. No problem.
I'm sorry, I got it. Sorry!
Just leave it.
Leave it and get out.
I'm sorry
Buddy, are you ok?
What the hell is wrong with you?
Just get out.
Where are the Whizzers? They didn't have any Whizzers.
What do you mean they didn't have any Whizzers?
They didn't have any fuckin' Whizzers, ok!
What are you doing? What is your problem?
Dad!
Nice to see you.
You look so beautiful. I love that dress.
Oh my God, have you seen Amanda?
Oh my God, come here.
Hi, how's it going? Nice to see you.
I feel like there's a fuckin' monkey kickin' inside of my...
I know, I get you.
Hi, nice to see you. Hi, Mr. & Mrs. Will.
Where's the bathroom?
Where's the fuckin' bathroom! Right across the bar!
Excuse me.
Here's a picture of Kyle, age 4, and his good friend Jo Jo the Mule.
Now, evidently, when they got to camp...
Kyle and Boyd over there, had some serious serious arguments
About who exactly was Kyle's best friend.
Boyd or the mule.
Well, Fish had a less than normal relationship with that ass.
You're just jealous Boyd.
That is, if may, after camp came football.
And for those of you who didn't follow the sports pages back in 1977.
You might not remember that Pee Wee Powerhouse Oklahoma,
Two of the brilliant leadership of yours truly managed to roll
To an auspicious league record of all for 12.
Scoring exactly not one damn touchdown.
Here's Kyle without his jersey.
Where are you going?
As you can see, he was a husky kid then...
And he's a husky kid now.
His great talent was persistance. They showed up.
He didn't score much, he didn't score at all.
But they showed up.
I'd like to propose my toast to the groom and his wonderful bride.
God bless.
Adam.
I can't... I can't fuckin' breath.
What's wrong?
I'm sorry.
You're freaking me out, bud.
Ok, that was definitely not cool, definitely inappropriate behavior.
Just shut up for a second. Negative!
This is not what we've worked out in terms of self-management here.
Adam, come on! Pull it together.
What's the problem, Adam?
What is the fuckin' problem, huh?
Come on.
I can't do this.
We're gonna get busted.
We're not gonna get busted.
Who, what?
At the mini-market.
What the hell are you talking about?
They're smokin' me out.
Who's smokin' you out?
Nobody is smokin' you out.
Shut up!
Kyle! Yeah, what, hon?
Honey! Honey?
Yeah.
Is everything ok?
Yeah, everything's fine, great.
Ok, can we go back inside?
Yeah, sure.
Honey, now! Now, can we go inside?
But I just have this... we have to... we gotta...
Last minute preparations to make.
Dad, everything's fine, ok?
I'm in the middle of my goddamn toasting in there.
Listen, why don't the two of you go back inside...
You get back into the toast and I'll be back in.
So just go on, please.
Honey, we have rehersals, dinner here, ok?
And your wife looks beautiful, except what you did to her fuckin' nose.
Adam, the timing fuckin'sucks!
You have to pull it together, right now.
I don't give a goddamn.
You never gave a damn about anyone but yourself.
Well, you're a little fuckin' reject.
Well, you eat my ass.
Eat my ass!
Don't ever touch my mini-van again
Or you are going to be very sorry brother.
Very fuckin' sorry!
You are a loser!
Loser?
Loser. You're a loser.
You think your shit's so fuckin' righteous?
You were right there, boy right there with us.
Side by fuckin' side.
You murdered that girl!
You murdered her. You're a murderer! Murderer!
Shut your fuckin'mouth!
Shut your fucking'mouth!
I didn't do anything, ok?
I'm just gonna turn your pathetic little ass in...
How about that, pal?
Did you hear that? I heard that.
Adam, calm down.
I'm not going to calm down.
I can't do this, I'm telling you.
It won't work, it can not work!
It has worked.
It is working.
They've got fiberoptics.
They've got FBIs, scientists. The fuckin' Internet, goddamn it!
They figured the shit out. They figure out every fuckin' time.
They won't figure it out. You just got to relax.
I got children. I've got a life.
Your kid's one crush away from a telethon.
You've got a fridges swamp of a hot wife.
You fuckin' bastard!
Jesus! What is... Are they fighting?
No, baby, let's just go back inside.
They are fighting over there. Now what the fuck is...
Back off, Michael. That's enough.
Back off!
You will not ruin it for us.
This has got to stop. Come on.
You fuckin'go home.
You fuckin'murderer! Back off!
You're a fuckin'loser!
Cool it! You're a loser!
You need to take a time-out. Come on.
Don't go, you fuckin' murderer!
A loser!
Go home, you fuckin' murderer!
Easy, easy. We gotta go back in.
The problem is gone, ok? Time out.
We got to get in there.
Listen, we're gonna go back inside.
We're gonna collect ourselves.
Adam, are you cool?
No, Boyd, no. I am definitely not cool!
All right, problem child is leaving.
Get the fuck out of here!
Pull it together.
I've got my whole fuckin' family in there.
What do you want?
Mr. Fuckin' mini-van.
Just get the hell out of here, Mike.
He's gonna take out my mini-van!
Don't you dare! Michael!
Christ!
So it was some sort of accident.
Yeah, he didn't realize it.
He just wanted to move the cars.
Was there some sort of argument?
No, nothing like that.
We heard there were some arguing going on...
What, some kind of sibling muscle-flex thing?
No, they love each other.
It's just... we were just ouside... just talking.
We were just talking.
What were you talking about?
Wedding... Marriage, wedding...
Hell, it's probably the last time for all of us to be together.
Before he gets married.
A lot of people seem to think there were some hostility.
What the fuck am I suppose to comment...
On what a lot of other people thought, huh?
Listen, we've all suffered an incredible trauma here...
And we're in full-on grieving mode now.
And your questions are just a little bit poorly timed...
Do you understand? Thank you very much, Officer...
Randone.
All right, easy boy.
Nah, don't easy boy, don't give me that shit.
Our friend in there is in pieces, for God's sakes!
How about a little sensitivity, huh?
Oh, there was no fighting going on or nothin'.
What was that guy's name?
Robert Boyd.
Excuse me, his situation is critical.
He's asking to speak to his wife.
Yes?
It's bad, I just want to warn you.
You're gonna have to stay away, 'mam.
All clear.
Nothing. Clear.
I've got nothin'.
I'm gonna call it.
Time of death, 11:58pm.
Whay did he say?
I'm sorry, he's dead.
What are you walkin' away for?
I need to know it's clear.
What did Adam tell Lowes?
That's the name of the game.
What did Adam tell Lowes? What does Lowes know?
I killed my brother.
All right.
I ran my brother down in cold blood.
I ran him down. I killed him.
Come on, Michael.
I killed my brother. I killed my brother.
It's time to pay the rent!
It's time to pay! It's time to pay!
Take it easy.
Listen to me. Easy, easy!
You kill one man and you're a murderer, ok?
You kill all and you are God.
Ok, take it easy.
I killed my bro...
You mother fucker!
In the name of the wicked shall rise!
Get the car!
Get off me! Get off me!
Just pick him up and get him in the car.
Keep your voice down, Michael.
Open the door.
Get in the car. Get in there. Come on!
Michael! Michael!
You will control your conditioned response!
You will pull yourself together, mister.
All right!
Are you hearing me?
Yes!
Jesus!
He's cracking up.
I'm not cracking up. (He's not cracking up.)
What have we done?
What did you ask me?
I said, what have we done?
Yes you did. Now that is the question.
That is exactly the question we should be asking ourselves.
What have we done?
Why don't you tell us, Fisher? What have we done?
I just want to get married.
Exactly! Exactly my point!
What's your fuckin' point?
I'm not talking to you, Moor.
What's your point! What's your point!
You want to know what you're doing here?
You are love-pumpin'.
You are protecting all that is sacred and beautiful...
And in sync with poetry and sunsets and little new born babies.
You're walking the walk.
This is it, Fisher. The real stuff. You love this woman.
And nothing, absolutely nothing, superceeds love, man! Nothing!
I love you, I love Moor, I love Michael.
This car is full of love!
But trust me, you're gonna do whatever it takes.
Whatever it takes.
Love does not lose.
Michael.
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
It's not your fault, it's not your fault.
I'll get you a new mini-van.
Michael, watch the nose, the nose.
I'm sorry! I'm sorry!
Cancel. Cancel? You're out of your fuckin' mind.
Nobody is talking about caneling.
I'm just talking about modifying.
No way. No way.
Can we just talk it through?
Talk what through?
Look it, we are locked in loading here, right?
I mean, we are not refundable.
I have family at the airport as we speak...
Getting ready to come here to see us get married.
Do you understand?
I have got a table full of cousins out there.
Just answer it.
Hello?
Kyle, it's Lowes.
I was up at Adam's study and I found a note...
It seems to be some sort of confession...
About some horrible thing he did to a woman in Las Vegas.
I want to know what the hell is going on.
I'm starting to freak out.
We're goosed. We're not goosed.
What's your disposition?
Regarding what?
Did she sound pissed, scared, hostile?
Did she say anything about calling the police?
No, but she's definitely pissed and hostile.
And she's clearly starting to think that somethin's not right.
We're goosed, goosed by God.
Michael, will you please calm down, all right?
What did you tell her?
I told her I had no idea what Adam was talking about in that letter.
Well, did she believe you? I have no idea.
You can tell when people believe you. It's obvious.
I don't have that skill. But if I had to guess...
I would say that she'd no way believe me.
Goosed. Shut up!
Goosed! Stop it.
Goosed! What's goosed?
Would you give him another pill?
He's already had two.
Well, give him two more.
We are goosed.
Open sesame.
Jesus, Boyd, you're gonna OD him.
Suck my ass!
Goosed!
I'd never liked you, Boyd.
You're a sneaky little fuck, always have been.
What are you talking about?
Oh, don't sweet lip me.
I don't understand where this personal attack is coming from.
You're a liar!
I want to know what happend in Vegas.
Nothing happend in Vegas.
Well, I don't want to hear it from the liar!
So just stick a plug in it, Boyd.
Fisher, what happend in Vegas?
Nothing happend in Vegas.
Moor.
Nothing happend, Lowes.
Michael?
Do you have someting to tell me?
Michael, just tell Lowes nothing happened.
Shut up, Boyd. Shut up.
Michael. Michael.
Goosed.
What?
Lowes, we were bad. We were very very...
We were very very bad.
He's just a little upset about Adam We're all very upset.
Michael, Michael, Michael. What did you do?
Nothing. Nothing happend in Vegas.
All right, I'll call the police.
I will call the police right now if I don't start getting some answers.
Lowes, please, please calm down, Lowes.
Fuck you, Boyd.
Just take it easy, ok?
Enough with this.
Nothing happend, Lowes. Nothing happend.
Nothing happend? Nothing happend. Nothing happend. Nothing happend.
I am going to count to five and I'll call the police...
And then we'll find out what happend.
One...
Goosed!
Two... Please don't make this situation...
Three... anymore tense than it has to be...
Four... Just relax, would you?
I'm calling the fuckin' police.
Ok, here's the deal!
Adam slept with a prostitute in Vegas.
He was sick with guilt.
No...
That's true.
It wasn't the first time.
Adam had a... Adam had a thing for prostitutes.
My Adam?
My Adam? No, I don't believe this.
I don't believe this. This is not true.
Not my Adam. No.
I'm sorry.
You're lying. You're a whole bunch of liars.
I don't believe you.
All right, watch your fingers, watch your toes.
All right, fellas, I want you to listen to me.
Now, mommy's gonna take a little time-out.
And Bunker's gonna keep you guys company.
And everything's gonna be ok, I promise. Ok?
Ok.
Take my cell phone.
After you drop the kids off, take Michael home...
Put a couple of drinks in him, so he'll sleep.
I don't think that's a good idea.
Just do it. I'll call you later.
But what are you doing?
I'm gonna take care of business.
What does that mean?
Are you insane?
You actually think I would hurt Lowes?
She's the mother of these kids, for Christ's sakes.
What's wrong with you? You got a real nasty side...
Your though process.
All right, I'm sorry. It's just for tonight.
Lowes is a mess. Michael is upset. Everybody's upset.
Shut up!
Ok, I am not canceling this wedding.
I don't want you to. I won't even discuss this.
Nobody's discussing it, ok?
I'm just gonna bring Michael home and I'm gonna come right back here.
You have to pick up the cake in the morning early.
Don't we have somebody to do that for us?
Yeah, you.
What the... Ok, ok.
Ah, Jesus fuckin' Christ. Evil bastard.
You hear the buzzing, Fish?
Buzzing?
Yeah, like a... fuckin' chirping in the back of my skull.
I don't hear anything.
Yeah, well, it's a nasty problem.
Didi, Didi, boom, bing bing bing bam bam bam.
Dad used to bring home sparklers for me and Adam, you know?
Sparklers. We'd go back, the three of us...
And we'd hold it up to the sky...
And watch the explosions of light and the sparks, you know.
And dad would be all, "Wait for it, here it comes.
Watch for it. Ok, here comes, here comes the Wahu."
Wahu? Wahu.
The spark would burn hot, then hotter, then even hotter.
Then there'd be this one moment of pure burn...
Where that little fucker would caught perfect, just perfect.
It would only last a second, but that second was it. It was it.
And that's what dad had us looking for, man!
Are you with me?
Wahu moment?
That's exactly right. That's what I'm driving at.
Man, burning at its absolute. All the forces coming together,
Burning just perfect, perfect harmony.
That's what I'm driving at. Are you with me?
I think so.
I've been looking for that flash.
I've been looking and I've been looking...
And I can't find it.
And what if it had already happened, you know? My moment.
What if it happened and I didn't even see it?
Lowes? Lowes?
Adam.
No, it's Boyd.
I just wanted you to know...
Just how much I did not appreciate that personal attack.
I'm really offended.
You picked the wrong woman, mother fucker.
It's over baby. I'm gonna turn myself in.
No.
After the wedding, of course, after the wedding, out of respect.
I don't think that's a good idea.
No, no, no. You don't understand. Out of respect for Fisher.
Ok, respect for you. Listen to me, listen to me.
Respect for you, respect for your wife and your wedding, ok?
All right, do you hear what I have here?
There will be no more...
I appreciate it. You're being too hard on yourself.
No, no, no. No, this is my doing, ok?
I'm gonna have my Wahu spark of my own, all right?
Jesus.
I'm gonna do this for Lowes...
And for my brother...
And for the kids.
I'm gonna turn myself in 'cos I'm all that.
What is it? I just listened.
If you think about names, you know, babies.
Michael's a pretty good one.
Just tell me you're all right.
Fish? Fish.
Hello?
Ok, here's the deal. That's a good one.
Lowes is cool. It's a pacified situation.
Wow, wait, wait. What do you mean?
She's resting, she's comfortable.
The only thing is, you still got Michael there, right?
Right? Yeah.
Ok, great. She wants to see him in person.
She... she needs to grieve with her family.
It's a little family time.
Right now?
Yeah.
Well, isn't it a little late?
Get over here and don't be so goddamn selfish.
Ok, you guys wait in the car. I'm gonna take him in.
She just wants to see him alone.
Lowes wants to see me?
Here we go, big guy.
She does? Ok.
Upsy Daisy.
A big hug, a big family hug. Come on.
One foot before the other. There you go.
I'm gonna let you do this and then we're gonna go to Fat Burger.
Ok, big guy.
I'm thinking about maybe making a move.
A move?
Yeah, a Green Peace.
Green Peace? Yup, yup, yup.
Maybe go up to the North Pole, the Arctic.
Take polar bears with dart guns.
I've always got pretty good aim.
Michael was in love with Lowes.
That's what Michael and Adam are arguing about in the parking lot.
Michael killed Adam in a jealous rage.
Lowes rejected Michael. He strangled her to death.
They shot themselves in the head.
It happens all the time.
That Lowes, she fought like a fuckin'...
I don't see how this could have be kept from him.
Last month, Adam and Lowes changed their will.
They requested that you two, as married couple,
Be custodian to, for record, for their estate,
Including all properties, cash holdings, security holdings,
And children.
Adam had a $500,000 term life insurance policy.
What does that mean?
It means that we have $500,000 to help raise the kids.
No. Yes.
No! Yes.
Actually, no. Adam failed to make his last payments.
So, his term life lapsed.
But he did have a pension account worth $150,000...
And the house, valued at $350,000.
Ok, so where does that leave us?
150, 350, that's... takes us back to $500,000.
Not even close. Property value is down.
The house is worth $100,000 less. Three credit cards, the mini-van payments,
And the incoming estate taxes assessed on his IRA.
It's in the neighborhood of $14,223.
Are you fuckin' kidding me?
You little asshole!
What are you gonna do? Come and hurt me.
Come on, enough, enough.
So, when is the wedding?
Fall.
We're getting married tomorrow.
Excuse me for a moment.
Enough!
It's going to be ok.
It's not ok. It's not ok. It's not ok.
We're gonna be fine.
We have to cancel.
No, no we don't. No we don't. It's gonna be ok, honey.
It's going to be ok.
Do you love me?
Kyle, it's gonna be ok.
We killed a woman.
What are you taling about?
In Vegas, Michael killed a woman.
Michael killed her. He hit her head and...
And she bled, and she... she died.
But there was nothing we could do about it, so we buried...
Who's dead?
The prostitue's dead.
You fucked a prostitute?
No, Michael did. It was an acc... Michael did.
Where is she?
She's buried in the desert.
You left a dead prostitute alone in the desert?
She's not alone.
Boyd went crazy.
He started to kill everybody. He killed Nicole, he killed Michael,
He killed the horse...
Stop, ok? Just stop right there.
I don't want to hear any more of this, ok?
I don't you not to do that stupid fuckin' bachelor party thing, ok?
I know.
You were warned.
I know.
You were warned, Kyle. You were warned.
I told you your friends were just jack asses.
I know and I'm sorry.
I've waited 27 years, ok?
27 years I have focused and prepared to walk down that aisle.
And I will not be derailed, I will not be embarrassed.
And I will not be denied.
So tomorrow I am walking down that aisle compelled,
On high fuckin' water.
Ok, showtime. About two minutes out.
Chop, chop.
Let me see ya. You look great, man.
Go get them.
This is a situation that devies judgment.
Now we have acted and shown courage of a nature not known by most.
You got a warped thought process. Your brain doesn't fuction properly.
Whatever you say, Kojak.
I'm serious.
No, no, no, I'm the serious one here, ok?
I'm the serious one. I'm the guy making the fuckin' blaze.
I'm the Indian runner for Christ's sakes.
And I want my money.
What money?
My money!
Insurance dollars which you have thus far...
Somehow let it slip your mind to tell me about.
You're sick.
If you think you can fuck me, Fish, you can't, ok?
I'm backed up. I'm insolated, baby.
Backed up on floppy, you get me?
I want that fuckin' money. Oh God I can taste it.
Not a prayer.
I'm the fuckin' lighthouse, man. I stayed lit for you.
I stayed lit! I never go dark. Never go dark!
You need help.
I want that fuckin' money!
I told Boyd two fuckin' minutes.
I want my money.
You idiot, trying to cheat me?
You goddamn bastard.
Boyd! This is my day!
Honey, wait.
Ok, stick him in the crapper and get your ass upstairs.
Baby?
The best man's going to make it. We're gonna just start, ok?
Sure.
Great. Great.
Where's Boyd?
In the toilet.
We're gonna get started, ok?
Dearly beloved, we are all here today.
Because two very special people, Laura and Kyle have found each other.
When I see two young people in love as they are,
I find myself renewed and inspired because the spirit...
With hope for the future and joy.
Let's begin.
May we have the rings please.
I'm on my way.
The rings, we need the rings.
I don't have the rings.
I have the ring.
Where is the ring?
Excuse me.
Oh God.
Where's the rings?
Jesus Christ!
Got them.
Now we can begin.
Do you Kyle, take this woman Laura to be your wife and help mate...
In sickness and in health, along life's highways,
Wherever they may take you, until death do you part?
I do.
And do you Laura, take this man Kyle...
I do.
You may kiss the bride.
Guys, listen, I need two minutes. All right?
Just tell Ricky I'd be right out.
Baby, I just want you to know that all, all this,
Everything I did is 'cos I love you...
And I wanted you to have that wedding like you always wanted to have, ok?
You and Moor are gonna go find those bodies, do you understand me?
And you're gonna bury Boyd with them.
And in fact, you know what?
You're gonna fuckin' put Moor in the ground too.
You want me to kill Moor?
I know he's your only friend left, ok?
But he is a loose string.
And you are gonna have to fuckin' start flushing the toilet...
Like a big boy, do you understand me?
Laura.
Fuck!
You guys, listen, two minutes please.
Just make my apologies for me. Do your job.
And while yo're at it, you know. Just get rid of that fuckin' dog.
The dog?
I don't care what you do. Get rid of them.
Loose them in the desert.
You want me to kill the dog?
Do you love me? Yes.
Do you?
Do you love me?
Do you love me.
Do you?
Laura.
I told you two fucking minutes!
I've been thinking...
I've been thinking about what you said that day, the prayer.
And about using this whole mess to bring out the good in me.
I think there's a lot of truth in that.
I wanna, I wanna join that Big Brother thing...
Yeah?
Yeah.
I want a black one.
I want a little Black brother.
That's a big problem to me, you know?
Like racial integration. That's a big one.
Don't you think? Kyle?
Do you love me?
That ought to be about the end to that.
Yup.
Because that is the point here, ok?
That's is what I'm driving for.
The point where the big storm comes and knocks down all the forrest...
And all the rocks fall down, and all the leaves are bare.
Waht is left? What is left?
The little trees, the little fellas that the storm didn't see.
Ok, boys, let's hear the badger oath.
A badger is great. A badger faces great diversity...
A badger is economical, safely unforeseen.
A badger... keeps his mind and body pure.
Yes, yes. Come on, let's hear your badger salute.
Ah, no.
Come on, let's see the badger salute.
To hell with it.
Come on, give me your hand.
I don't need help.
If you don't reach out to me I can't help you.
Come on, come on Adam, we're gonna make it.
Get your own crutch, stub boy.
I can't breath, asshole.
A little help please.
Let go of me, you gib.
A little help?
Honey, can you help me with the wheelchair?
Honey, I need some help.
That's ok.
Help me, honey. Want to talk about us?