=眉如黛·鬓如云时间轴调校=
一个法国人说 再见法郎
这个德国人说 再见马克
葡萄牙人说 whatever to their thing（别管他们了）.
快走!
现在是该我们说了 Sterling再见了.
今年圣诞我们要去欧洲.
再见老英镑.
每个人说我们会想念你们.
- 走! - 再快点! 再快点!
- 嘿，赶快! - 再快点!
我看不见! 你在哪儿?
这边!
沿这边是主街道.
那边是波特兰.
对直分开,那边是Lundy.
那边是Fastnet. 你有什么?
Cromarty.
Cromarty和German海湾.
Cul de sacs.这边.
- 我过来了. - 赶快! 赶快, 戴明!
有辆火车过来了!
继续蹬. 赶快!
再快点!
- 我赢了! - 赶快!
我要叫它意外的好运气.
- 那是什么意思? - 我不知道.
- 总之，这是20号. - 楼上!
- 这是我的房间. - 也是我的.
去弄个你自己的.
圣徒安妮是房屋拆迁的守护神.
- 你知道吗? - 不，我不知道，不.
很明显，她生活在废墟中.
当她想移动房子，
天使们就会来，抬起房子带到意大利去。
Handy.
她是我们的女士的母亲.
你正在做什么，Domian?
圣徒安妮，我有张图片.
嘿，我不在乎，只要赶快给我到车里去 好吗？我们要离开了。
快! 到车里去!
- 她也在车里吗? - 谁?
圣徒安妮. 当天使们干那个...
你知道空运吗?
我不知道.
从钱开始.
那就是安东尼说的.
那是人们想知道的.
就像如果你在搬家...
你不说我们在搬房子， 新的房子有一个绿色的门。
你说的是用了多少钱.
从原来的房子花了多少.
抵押. 利率. 印花税.律师费用.
到新房子增值你能得到多少。
这就叫做公平.
我认为, 那又怎样？
钱只是一个物体.
万事万物都在变化.
前一分钟一个东西在那儿， 你可以拥着它.
但后一分钟它就不见.
就像一个钻进厨房
的马耳他人。
这是幻想还是什么?
非常令人惊讶, 还有迷人的风景.
哦，那是安东尼的. 必须搬到楼上...
总之，到最后
才发现，这根本和金钱无关.
那就是了，孩子. 搬到上面主卧室.
谁看见电话接口在哪儿吗?
恩，这个我要插在哪儿?
好的，好的. 那看起来不错，真的.
是的
这就是我们今天晚上有的，对吗?
倒数前, 把烤箱放上.
倒数后, 拿一个那儿的口袋,
和一些烤箱片一起放进那里, 好吗?
那是妈妈的信.
时间在这儿，好吗.
好的.
那是他们要在里面放多久.
他们准备好的时候, 我会回来.
她可能已经赢了一万镑.
她的名字已经进入了一个侯选名单了.
- 她所要做的是... - 对, 对, 对, 对.
谢谢.
手?
另外一面.
我们走.
赶快!
你的.
拿好你的口袋.
还有你的书包, 戴明. 钥匙...
记住，过于聪明没有好处
你已经是最聪明的了, 对吗?
- 是的. 爸爸再见. - 再见，孩子.
再见. 你紧张吗?
有一点.
大家坐好了吗? 好极了.
今天我们要谈的, 是关于那些我们崇拜的人.
- Dminic? - Roy Keane, 先生, 曼联的.
很好, Roy Keane.
你呢,Barry?
- Van Nistelrooy, 先生. - Van Nistelrooy, 好的.
谁能说出一位不在曼联踢球的 英雄来吗?
- Jack? - Robbie Fowler, 先生, 城市.
好的, 够了.
Tricia?
我不认识任何足球运动员, 先生.
恩, 那不需要是足球运动员
可以是... 任何人.
- 不知道,先生. - 不知道?
戴明?
圣徒Roch, 先生.
- 他为谁踢球? - 没人,先生, 他是个圣徒.
哦, 那更好, 继续.
他很担心他会说一些很糟糕的东西.
所以他在20年里什么都没说.
我们可能需要一些像他那样的人
谢谢, 戴明.
我也喜欢很多纯洁的殉教者.
像圣徒Agatha.
她挖出了自己的眼睛
那样她就不用嫁给这样的男人了.
或者亚历山大港的圣徒Katherine.
他们试着用轮子压死她.
但是她让轮子爆炸了
碎片把周围的人全杀死了.
还有焰火守护神.
我们从他那儿得来的Katherine的轮子.
我已经说了谢谢, 戴明.
恩, 我带来了照片.
我是我崇拜的一个英雄. 谁知道这是谁?
- Nelson Mandela? - 好极了, Nelson Mandela.
你应该要小心你所说的.
试试谈些足球或者其他的事.
离开那些怪异的东西.
只要不太突出,否则你就不能融入他们.
请给我Aero和一个Yorkie. 和五个juicy lips.
以前没见过你俩.
我们刚刚搬来.
我们母亲去世了.
恩, 拿去, 你们会好起来的.
- 谢谢. - 上帝保佑.
谁是下一个?
每次都有用.
你告诉他们你妈妈死了 他们就会给你东西.
我是你的... 社交督察.
明显现在还没有任何的社交活动
更不用说, 但你知道...
总之, 首先要说的是,
这些新房子, 还有圣诞节就要到了.
一般来说, 你们是很容易遭到偷窃.
很快，不是你们所有人，但是一些人
可能这周,或者下一周
当你被盗的时候, 给我说
我会给你一个罪案号码
然后你就可以在你的保险上要求赔偿.
保持联系?
好的, 那是正确的, 好的.
好的, 我通常是对的, 这是一个诀窍.
介意我问一个问题吗? 茶壶一般都开着吗? 我有点...
哦, 不好意思.
谢谢?
我们的房子建立在沙上面， 这会不会成为问题?
沙? 不会.
不会有问题,对吗?
如果你把你的财产放在地上它会被偷走的.
但如果你存起来，就不能被偷了.
摩门教徒?
呵, 现代生活圣人.
圣人?
我知道所有关于他们的...
呃... 戴明,
到厨房帮下Terry,好吗?
你也是,安东尼, 快去, 好孩子.
现在, 你们中一些人将遭到偷窃.
私下地, 一些事我能给你们忠告,
能降低被盗的是你的可能性
这有点反社会,
因为如果不是你，就会是你的邻居
但是就那样，哈哈.
我们的妈妈死了.
这里. 来, 自己拿吧.
要多少拿多少吧，孩子.
效果.
这是完全的诚实吗?
她真的死了，不是吗?
什么?
你想要怎么样?
你没见我很忙吗?
走开.
我不喜欢有我自己的房间.
Assisi的Clare
1194至1253年？
对.
我曾经有个偏僻的寺院，我自己的
我经常隐居在那里.
如果有人需要我, 我会先洞察他们，挑出一些人来
那就是我为什么会是电视机的守护神的原因.
我就像是... 人类的电视机.
你是电视机的守护神?
让我很忙.
你知道的?
然后你就被允许吸烟了?
那里你可以做任何你想做的事，孩子.
在这里，你就必须要作出努力.
你曾经遇到过圣徒Maureen吗?
她在那儿时间还不长.
不要摇铃.
听我说，那里有无限的空间.
绝对的该死的无限.
听着...
爸爸.
那到底是什么?
你用这些箱子在干什么?
- 那是什么? - 等着.
你在哪儿找到的?
那你也能看到它了吗?
恩... 你知道...
有时你能看到的东西
但是其他人却看不到
什么?
呃... 我是说... 有时, 但这是真实的.
这是真实的. 这是真实的
等不及要告诉爸爸了.
你不能告诉爸爸这个.
你不能告诉任何人.
为什么不能?
税.
如果政府发现这个,
会拿走百分之四十
百分之四十!
你知道那是多少吗?
几乎全部了.
离开前我们能先数清楚吗?
不，我们已经迟到了.
有多少? 有多少?
有上千.
一万.
- 四万. - 七万.
二十万.
甚至有一百万.
Patch... Jenga.
Oink. Oink. Oink. Oink.（猪的呼噜声）
保证不要告诉任何人.
什么啊?
- 有多少啊? - 上千.
几百.
只是几百.
没其他人知道.
所以, 如果有人发现了， 我们就知道是你，好吗？
任何人发现了，我们就会知道是你，好吗.
没其他人知道.
只是你和我. 给你.
谢谢.
好, 关上它.
229，520镑，减去...
花费的每人100镑.
剩下229，320镑
我们要把所有的都给穷人.
你要到哪儿去找穷人?
有很多的穷人.
不再这附近. 这儿房子的价格把他们全赶出去了.
快. 走. 走.
快. 走. 走. 快. 走. 走. 走. 快.
快.
Assisi的Francis?
1181至1226年.
这是你干的，对吗?
我作为圣徒的第一个任务.
下一个是什么?
为一个麻疯病人清洗.
麻疯病人?
你能只帮助可怜的戴明.
大众媒体. 帮助无家可归者.
谁要大众媒体?
噢！你好.
不用找了.
噢, 谢谢，朋友 我一天都没吃东西了.
哦，我们正要去披萨店， 要去吗.
不... 不. 她不会去的. 她只是想要更多的钱.
- 我们没有更多的了. - 不，我真的只想要披萨.
我能带我朋友去吗?
猪肉披萨, 味浓多汁 皮实量多.
两块猪肉披萨又薄又脆.
- 啊，一个大的新纽约人. - 一个组合盘.
- 给我们一个农舍. - 我要一些大蒜面包爱.
我们都要些大蒜面包，好吗?
蘸油鸡肉，大家分享.
那太好了. 安东尼认为没有穷人在这个地方.
因为这儿的房价.
那他们不在这个地方.
- 我坐公交来这儿. - 我坐火车来的.
可负担不起在这儿居住.
到底谁会付帐?
我们.
- 你一定在扯谎! - 是我们.
不... 不, 不是我们.
我们用的是生日基金.
他的生日基金,他攒下来的.
- 要布丁吗? - 好的，谢谢.
不.
168镑.
你知道我们要去都少次披萨店
才能用那么多钱啊?
1,303.517次.
那只是太不实际了.
我们应该买点不动产.
看看这些房子, 我们可以买两栋这样的.
如果他们把他们要的价码降低点的话.
如果我们真的买了不动产的话, 那会不停地增值的.
那样我们就会有更多的钱的.
戴明?
对不起?
你穷吗?
原谅我?
你是穷人吗?
你是在要钱吗?
我? 不.
因为我们一点都没有.
我们生活在一个社会中, 你知道, 这是非常基础的.
我们就连一个洗碗机或微波炉都没有.
也没有现金可供支配.
所以你穷?
某种意义上, 是的.
太好了!
钻研. 钻研
Myra的圣徒Nicholas?
第四世纪的海员守护神...
噢，很明显还有圣诞老人
那不合适.
没关系的.穷人总是和我们在一起.
圣徒Nicholas?
你曾遇到过圣徒Maureen吗?
- 谁? - 圣徒Maureen. 她还是新手.
她是干什么的?
皮肤护理. 她在Selfridges的化妆品专柜工作.
Selfridges?
不要摇铃.
我也没说多少.
离E-day不到两周了.
那是英国完成过渡
到欧洲经济和货币联盟的时候.
噢, 只剩下12天就是E-day了, 我的真爱对我说.
过渡期的兑换利率定在67 p.
噢!我所能说的是... 叮咚
E-day后你的旧货币就不再是法定货币了.
再见英镑,还有欧元...
你好.
我们不用排队的.
来了.
你们到底有多少钱?
很多.
- 安东尼 Cunningham. - 你爸爸在哪儿?
我的爸爸? 呃,他不会来.
恩?
对, 他还不会来. 他说可以开始,不用他来的.
开始什么不用他来?
就是参观一下.
我怎么能那样做, 如果他不在这儿?
他给我这个.
带我四处看看然后我代替他做余下的事情.
那是我们通常做的.
我们看这些是为了做投资报告.
不是为了居住.
它还保持着他的价值吗?
前两年已经增值了百分之二十
因为附近的学校.
他确实让你去学校,对吗?
或者只是让你看他们的照片?
泛光照明. 记分板. 露天运动场.
这是dogs bollocks,我们的传家宝. 50镑?
50镑?
你可以用那些钱买个合适的足球队了.
我可以买Crewe Alexander了.
是的,但是... 这个还有经理.
Dan Leavy 和 Malcolm Allinson
从没听说过.
成交.
你说过5镑的.
我不知道你可以搞到5镑, 不是吗?
那10镑?
看,我有不错的身材.
20镑,最高出价了.
Uganda的Martyrs,1881年?
是的.
噢噢噢, 真对不起.
我被砍头了,看.
之前我在建筑里面.
我不知道谁建造了这些, 但是他们有一个好的牧童.
我自己建的.
恩,你会看到我们能做什么的.
但我不能承诺什么.
为什么不能? 你们有很多人.
欢迎.
你好.
他们在唱什么.
他们在祈祷下雨.
我来的地方...
人们需要付他们日收入的十分之一来买水.
那太贵了,他们连手都不能洗.
所以他们都得了病.
你不需要设想医院或者药物可以让生活更美好.
只是需要一个井.你呢...
挖一个井仅仅需要小小的100镑.
太奇妙了! 谢谢.
很抱歉我不认识你.
彼此彼此.
这是你的?
很漂亮.
在铁路边.
- 里面是什么东西? - 没有什么.
- 这是什么? - 一件衣服. 是我妈妈的.
你在找什么?
钱.
你穷吗?
什么?
戴明, 进来.
安东尼呼叫戴明...
那是什么?
- 戴明, 你在哪儿? - 我哥哥, 我必须走了.
我会回来的. 我已经装好了. 就在这儿等我.
- 装好什么? - 钱. 就在这儿等我.
5... 4... 3... 2...
谁?
一个穷人,你说过这儿一个都没有的.
我知道，但是那是谁?
我不知道. 只是一个人.
"一个人"是什么意思?
他对你做了什么吗?
- 哪种事? - 算了.
看,那人很奇怪. 你必须要十分小心.
你不应该真的去和他们交谈.
总之我已经告诉他了.
- 告诉他什么? - 我们有很多钱.
他是穷人.
什么?
没什么. 没什么. 让我来.
他在哪儿呢?
我不知道. 他刚才还在.
看.
大罐的钱. 我们存了很久了.
你可以留下如果你需要的话.
快点,戴明.
你得赶快改变他.
你真认为那就够了?
足够了.
他是真正被挑选出来的.
是的. 你给过钱给其他任何人吗?
还没有.
什么?
没那么多.
只是满满一口袋.
- 那是什么? - 带水中呼吸器的单脚滑行车.
它以每小时10英里的时速可以走最多5小时.
我们可以买一个. 我们可以一人要一个.
我们可以有一整个舰队.
她很好.
恩! 我看到过更好的. 关门.
看,你可以看到那突出.
- 那是什么? - 一个乳头.
干什么用的?
用来给婴儿喂奶的.
妈妈也有吗?
有两个. 她们都有两个.
她也用它来喂我们吗?
是的, 当然. 我记得.
你能记得当你还是一个婴儿的时候.
我不记得她喂我的时候,我记得她喂你的时候.
安东尼?
什么?
我原以为你已经洗过了?
我做过了的!
你叫那一小滴水什么?
你好,你叫什么名字?
Keegan.
好的, K, 你的手指怎么了?
那是价真货实的.太恐怖了, 太恐怖了.
嘿, 给我你的钱. 快点, 全部拿出来.
嘿,你! 原谅我, 原谅我!
给我你所有的钱. 快点, 所有的钱.
谁对穷孩子感到抱歉?
答案正确.
每个人都坐好了?
好的. 恩, 就你所知,
新的一年我们会有新的钱.
谁知道一欧元值多少英镑?
是的.
- 67 p. - 对.
来, 有个小小的奖品给你.
是你自己的欧元换算器.
现在! 还有谁想要一个? 任何人?
- 我! - 噢. 所有人. 好的.
那么, 谁能告诉我两便士值多少欧元?
恩. 我来告诉你们.
它值不了多少. 几乎一文不值.
对你们来说.
但是如果我们都放两便士在一起.
那么我们就会有很多的两便士,对吗?
是的.
这儿有多少人?
一... 二... 三... 四...
五... 六... 七... 八...
二百五十.
对不起?
这所学校有二百五十人.
噢,聪明的塞子头校长.
好的,二百五十人.
那么如果你们每人给我两便士, 那我就会有五英镑.
这不是很多.
但是在埃塞俄比亚 五英镑可以让一家人过上一周.
如果你们每人都给我两个两便士, 我就会有十镑.
那足够提供给一个村子
一个永远的洁净的水源.
对你没多少好处,所以把它丢进箱子里吧.
对不起,给我你所有的钱!
快点, 每个铜币都要.
别挡我的路. 嘿,你!
嘿, 给我你的钱!
快点. 掏空你的口袋.
你好, 你叫什么名字?
戴明.
你好戴明. 我是箱子.
你好，箱子.
戴明, 你会给我一些钱,对吗?
是的.
你在干什么?
你又那样干了,不是吗?
什么?
我看见你干的了.
有多少?
没多少. 她很好.
我一直在想.
我们为什么不把钱给她?
干得怎么样?
还可以...
一千!
你带一千镑到学校干什么?
你不知道那会让人怀疑的吗?
不是什么可疑的. 是不正常.
它怎么会是可疑的呢? 那是我们的钱.
赶快.
对, 那足够搞得一团遭了.
你知道在非洲
仅仅花100英镑就可以挖一口井了.
好好听着.
那是有史以来警方记录中 最大胆的, 最杰出的
最聪明和最大的抢劫案.
火车在这儿.
这火车,带者钱
用过的笔记
有篷货车进到月台上来... 这里.
是一个铁道有篷货车,所以没有任何人注意.
直到...
他们跳出这个有篷货车
一些人控制了驾驶员.
一些人开始搬那些钱.
这时,快速反应组已经动员了.
好, 我们走. 快!
有篷货车不要命似地驶离了
快速反应组紧紧追着它.
那里有... 武装的单位,警犬,直升机
所有东西都对准他们
火车呆在这儿
一个救护车来了,把驾驶员带去医院.
他们另外找了个驾驶员.
CID清点这些袋子时.只有一个不见了.
所以快速反应组困住那个有篷货车
捕获到了
抢劫犯扔掉了车徒步跑开了
他们完全没机会跑掉, 除非...
纽卡斯尔联队在高博格与阿森纳的比赛.
清一色. 对于警察来说,最失望的结局.
报告,我想我们跟丢他们了.
他们没有抓到那些人.
但是还好当他们回到那个有篷货车
这就是那不见了的袋子.
你怎么... 你怎么知道这些的?
你的叔叔在警察局工作.
有篷货车已经不见了.
火车还在车站里.
警察在警察局里喝茶.
抢劫犯呢?
你最后要寻找的一个地方是哪儿呢?
- 我们的家? - 也许.
火车开走了,有一个新的驾驶员和所有的钱.
在火车上.
钱在火车上,强盗也在?
水平思考.
钱呆在火车上,强盗也是.
他默默地潜伏着.
每次火车来到一个慢速弯道
他就扔一包钱出去.
他们已经让人在整个国家等着了.
可能是Stafford或者Crewe.
可能是Preston或者Wigan.
Runcorn, 可能.
也可能是这里.
Damian.
Damian. 冷静. 会没事的.
没人知道是我们.
我不管. 让我单独呆会. 你为什么非得要告诉我?
因为我想你知道真相.
我们必须还回去.
不... 不,我们不能那样做.
他们会烧掉它的.
噢,拜托, 被偷又不是钱的错.
- 我以为是上帝给的. - 什么?
恩,你知道有时你告诉别人关于妈妈的事
他们会给你钱或者糖果.
所以我告诉上帝并且...
谁还会有那种钱?
呃... 在一个可笑的...
上帝不抢劫银行, 好的. 上帝不抢劫银行.
办公室去,马上.
你们的爸爸正赶来.
进来.
摩门教徒!
你从摩门教徒那里偷钱?
你愿意告诉我们为什么你要那样做吗,安东尼?
我们的母亲死了.
嘿. 嘿. 嘿Anthony,过来. Anthony, Damian, 过来.
好. 小组谈话.
你们的母亲
她不希望看到你们
站在那儿哭或者偷东西.
她希望你们过你们的生活
尽你们最大的努力.
让她自豪, 儿子, 恩?
还有不要, 你知道... 哭.
好. 不要哭了,恩?
也不要再偷东西了. 让我们也停止那样.
上车.
不要再对我做那些了.
看. 我真抱歉是我.
我不想带来任何麻烦.
不,你是对的.是他们偷的,你还能做什么?
至少他们用于一个好的目的.
我在他们这个年龄就不会这么做.
他们一定是... 你干得很好.
谢谢.
你是社工?
不,我只是个访客.
我到这些学校集资去解决水的问题.
和试着告诉他们关于对调立场, 你知道的.
保证孩子们能够理解.
有人理解吗?
有时他们有一点迷惑直到我告诉他们.
然后呢...
他们完全迷惑了.
我很抱歉. 他们也很歉疚.
我已经让他们睡觉了.
我想让你们知道这不会再发生了.
你介意我问一下你们怎么会有
这么多的现金放在房子里?
这是捐助品. 是匿名地放在这儿的.
你们不觉得有可疑地方吗?
不, 我们祈祷了很多
我想这是对我们祈祷的一种回答.
只是有人提到你们在Comet花费了
差不多5千英镑...
几天前
数字电视. 微波烤箱.
洗碗机. 脚底按摩机.
你们真的为所有这些东西祈祷了吗?
我们是为了舒适和勇气祈祷.
我认为我们能感到舒适和被鼓励着.
被脚底按摩机.
和洗碗机.
撒马利坦会. 牛津饥荒救济委员会.
基督徒救助会.
看在基督份上, 不要把那些组织标上记号
会跟你联系的是有同样目的的组织.
你会是个烦恼的男人. 我告诉你!
圣徒Peter, 死于公元64年.
好了, 不要再提醒我了.
这钱... 被抢劫过.
我知道.
钥匙之守护神, 锁和大众安全, 先生.
在那里也是. 我在门上面.
如果它被抢劫过,它还好吗?
你还能用它做善事,或者你该把它还回去?
我想他是一个奇迹, 但他只是被抢劫了.
Damian. 听着.
有一天,我正和,你知道的,耶酥在一起.
他走进大山中,成千的人们紧跟着他.
警察说五千英镑,五千英镑.
每个人都知道这个故事.
烤肉和鱼.
看, 我知道你会那样说的. 大家都那样说.
这是你的?
是老房子的钥匙.
接合针平底玻璃杯.
总之,这个孩子径直向我们走来,大概有你这么大.
他的名字是... 不, 我忘记了.
我有时仍然见他.
总之,他走过来带着烤肉和鱼.
沙丁鱼.
耶酥祝福了他们然后把盘子传给别人.
然后传给一个人,就这样传下去.
他没拿任何东西.
他只是一直传下去.你知道为什么吗?
因为他有一小块羔羊肉藏在他的包里.
当他在传递鱼的时候,他就偷偷地拿一点肉出来
假装他已经在盘子中拿了肉.
你知道我正在说什么吗?
下一个人也有几乎一样的故事.
他们每个人都带了食物.
他们所有人都在保持安静.
紧盯着第一个
但是当盘子装着沙丁鱼传来传去
他们都拿出自己的食物来开始享用.
然后那个盘子传遍了
回到了耶酥手中
鱼和烤肉还在里面.
我认为耶酥有一点惊讶.
他说, '怎么了? '
我只是说'奇迹'.
起初我认为已经欺骗到他了.
但是现在我发现那真的是一个奇迹,他最好的奇迹中的一个.
但是,那个小孩子,他站立着...
那儿的每个人都只是长大.
你理解我所说的吗?
不是太清楚.
我在谈论你.
现在我真的迷糊了.
你太用心去做了.
那个孩子没有想过创造一个奇迹.
他根本没计划过任何事,即使是那顿午餐.
看起来像是奇迹的事，有时也是非常非常简单的。
但我要用所有这些做些什么?
我只是想要干点好的.
我不能说太多关于这个的事
因为那所谓的自由意志.
对吗?
但是...
看这把钥匙? 把它放好. 好吗?
我还要上去说一句话...
看看是否还有人也在关心你的事.
离E-day还有三天, 我的真爱告诉我.
换掉你的零钱或者捐赠给慈善机构.
Huummmmm, 妙极了.
只剩下三天就是E-day了.
记住你银行帐户中的钱已经被兑换过了.
你兑换现金最容易的方式是
把钱存进你的帐户.
在存储的时候, 英镑会兑换成欧元.
如果你还没有帐户,为什么不现在就开一个呢?
我能帮你忙吗?
我们想开一个银行帐户.
- 你跟父母来的? - 不.
我需要一个成人的签名. 我需要证据来证明你是谁.
噢,我们想过那个了, 通行证.
恐怕你必须得让你妈妈来.
这还不够, 让你妈妈来.
- 我们不能. - 为什么?
我们妈妈死了.
里面有两个欧元了,
你可以把你的钱放进去.
我只能做这些了.
我告诉你. 我们应该买一个房子的.
好的,如果我们不能把它藏起来, 至少能花掉.
- 你好. - 那真的是实在的.
太惊人了. 我能看见你. 你能看见我吗?
是的.
不是这儿, 在那里.
也能.
我能看见你. 太奇妙了.
Anthony.
为什么我们不把钱给那个带着箱子的女士呢?
那不是我们的,并且我们永远不会花光它的.
用它她可以做好事.
我们只是给了她一些,但是看看它带来的麻烦.
如果我们给她200我们就得要在监狱里过一辈子了.
我们完全孤立了Damian. 不要抛下我.
你好. 箱子上的话筒出问题了.
你爸爸说他会修理好它. 所以我说我来给他做饭.
所以你得到一次折扣进餐.
我是个极妙的厨师. 我是个极妙的厨师吗, Damian?
看那个书包的大小.
你们会搞得疝气的,那是你们所以的作业吗? is that all homework?
- 不. - 是的.
呃,圣诞节演出的服装. 我认为那其是家庭作业.
我喜欢圣诞节演出. 我能看看吗?
- 可以. - 不行.
这是私人的东西... 学校的.
那会搞乱我们的惊喜的.
我也要去吗?
你要去帮我买票?
恩，我想是的.
我不知道他们也在里面.
谁也没告诉我,你知道,完全没有.
你要来吃点东西吗?
烤宽面条, 你最喜欢的.
那拦路强盗在哪儿, Dick Turpin,
1739年绞死了?
- 在约克. - 你怎么知道那个的?
- 是在约克. - 格拉斯哥... 卡莱尔...
你们的爸爸知道所有事情.
- 诺威治... 约克... - 你怎么不去上电视呢
你会很棒的, 他会吗, 他会棒的.
百分之五十,百分之五十.
是约克!
如果你去的话你就会少很多的失落了.
Damian, 叫他去上电视.
你很想要一百万, 是吗?
不是一百万镑, 是一百万欧元.
那只是大约...
623,000
按现在的价格是100镑.
至少还有人在听.
告诉你应该是约克.
Jim, 很抱歉答案是约克.
节目完的时候,我们应该去睡觉了.
恩,对, 睡觉.
但你应该先给我们读一个故事.
- 我该离开了. - 我送你出去.
我也去.
我知道.
不久再来哈.
- 女人的傻瓜. - 男人的傻瓜.
不要忘了我想看那圣诞节演出, 你爸爸就会忘掉的.
去穿上睡衣.
好孩子.
有时和人聊聊天非常好,尽管.
好. 谢谢. 非常愉快的夜晚.
我知道她在找什么.
我们不能把它放在这儿.
我们得要一直带它在身边...
一直.
把你的书包装满.
还有不要让它离开你的视线.
不管发生什么,你都要用你的生命来保卫它.
- 好吗? - 好的.
Damian?
你有自己的房间吗?
- 你有自己的房间吗? - 没有, Damian,
Damian 他累了, 他从Nazareth一直走到这儿来的.
他累了,他已经非常,非常累了.
- 那... - 累了.
他从Nazareth走来的, 人们一直都那样做.
他是个木匠, 所以他很健康.
他不累, 他是很激动.
他的妻子要生产了.
他们还不想去睡觉.
好的. 你说激动, 我说累了, 我们来试试紧张.
好吗? 我们重新来过吧?
Joseph,那个工人, 一世纪, 具体日期不确定?
我不会说紧张的. 我应该说关注的.
恩,你有自己的房间吗?
他带她来想干什么?
你邀请的她.
开场了. 开场秀的人就位了.
Damian, 快点.
Julius Caesar说话了.
Caesar...
Caesar Augustus每个人都必须
回到他们的家乡去完成税收
所以Mary和Joseph出发去Bethlehem.
# Little Donkey, # Little Don. Key.
# On the dusty road...
你知道那么大一块金子
按今天的价格要值多少钱吗?
很多. 惊人的多. 我想知道它发生什么事了?
因为那之后他变得非常的穷, 我想知道他都花在什么上面了.
我们能放开时代错误的包袱吗?
我不认为他们在一世纪有Addidas.
远在东方世界 三个智慧的人看见一颗星星.
谢谢,孩子.
看星星!
让我们跟着它.
# Come, they told me, # par um pa pa pa pum
# A new born King to see, # par um pa pum pum
不, 圣徒Maureen.
我不记得我听说过她. 她是一个纯洁的殉教者吗?
我不这样认为.
他来了.
他总是随身带着那些袋子.
Pom pom pom...
还记得我吗?
Mmmm...?
我是那个穷人.
Damian Cunningham, 你在那儿干什么?
快, 你应该在哪儿?
你应该在哪儿, 你应该在Bethlehem,
快点.
我不能相信你... 不, 回去...回去.
这些
我告诉过你些什么关于这些东西?
我之前告诉过你的. Ssshhhhh.
回去! 回去! 回去!
Shhhhh! 回去! 回去!
他们先试了一个小旅店.
你们还有房间吗?
没有, 抱歉, 我们全住满了.
你们还有房间吗?
我们没有了, 但我们还有一个马厩.
所以他带他们到了马厩...
噢, 又好又舒适, Joseph...
舒适, Joseph...
我说这又好又舒适,Joseph.
Damian? Damian?
是的, 这儿就是我们的圣婴耶酥诞生的地方.
所以我们的救世主来了, 带给世界以和平.
# Silent night, Holy night...
走快点, 快!
你呆在那里.
噢, 不, 钥匙!
噢, 不!
Damian!
- 你在干什么? - 爸爸!
过来! 噢, 上帝!
过来! 过来! 好了.
我们下去. 你在干什么?
- 他还好吗，爸爸? - 这边走
- 他在干什么? - 好孩子.
他找到的!
它们只是从天上掉下来， 刚好掉在我面前.
我原以为是上帝给的.
上帝给的?
这不会真的是他的东西,不是吗, 送给别人现金.
为什么上帝会送...
229,320镑.
啊呀!
我本想送给那些穷人的, 但是那太难了.
你为什么不告诉我呢?
Anthony说不要告诉你, 因为要征税.
我们可以留下一些对吗,就像一点回报?
- 上车. - 噢!
那么我们要拿它们怎么办呢?
我们要把它们送回去,全部.
我们还能做什么呢? 他又不是我们的,不是吗?
嗨?
我偶然来看看,门是开着的. 我已经报了警.
我想你应该已经回到家了.
每个人都会在圣诞节被偷的,爸爸.
这就是你的罪案号码.
所以你可以去你的保险公司了.
当然他们不会真的为了这个补偿你.
我意思是他们不能将圣诞节还给你们,不是吗?
也许到下个圣诞节你能把东西都找回来.
我不想你已经有了任何的序列号,安全代码,
或者像那样的东西? 不?
恩,那不会改变什么
我们很少能把任何东西都找回来. 很少.
我知道赃物就在这儿附近处理.
那就是为什么盗窃这么多的原因了.
但是他们什么也不能做.
我们已经通知所有银行要他们留意一下
任何要大量存款的人.
当然,只能一天或两天.
在他们明白钱一文不值的时候.哈哈
那是什么?
没什么, 没什么. 只是我的一些东西.
噢, 爸爸, 不要.
噢, 上帝!
这是他们想要的
那是很多钱啊 它们是哪儿来的?
它们带走了我的圣诞节. 我们就要拿走他们的钱.
- 你可以留着它. - 你要留着它?
那是国家的.
他们会烧了它的.
他们会烧掉所有的钱
那才是犯罪, 你要问我的话.
- 干脆. - 但是偷是不对的.
如果你偷了什么, 你必须得从某个人那儿偷.
我们是从谁那儿偷呢?
那是不对的!
Damian, 我们的房子才被人洗劫了.
我用上帝给我的每一秒钟只为了还抵押.
来给你一个象样的家.
但现在被毁了.
这些是欠我的.
- 但是爸... - 去睡觉.
现在!
- 你想听故事吗? - 那是错的.
- 谁说的? - 上帝.
是吗, 那么.
是吗, 那么怎样?
- 你不想去天堂吗? - 看看四周, Damian.
我们在自己的天堂.
没人会向我们微笑,Damian.
没人会照料我们.
所以我们自己照顾自己.
- 但是妈妈... - 死了.
她死了, Damian.
你不会再见到她. 我也不会.
这些钱是我们的.
明天我们会把它们带到镇上兑换了然后花掉它.
听见我说的了吗?
所有的, 因为那是我们的.
我知道你捡到钱了. 那是我的.
你们明天会兑换了它.
那样是好事. 好吗?
你回来的时候.
我会用这个电话打给你.
打开前门让我进去.
然后我们会拿走钱.
那样你就不用再为它烦恼了.
知道了吗?
保证你的电话开着.
...15.
你抬一边我抬另外一边,然后再交换.
- 好的. - 好, 尽可能地兑换,
然后花掉不能兑换的.
弄个狂欢!
你真的明白, 你刚和钱说了拜拜.
快,让我开始.
她会拿着钱跑掉的, 你一定清楚那个?
- 快点! - 她怎么会, Damian在呢?
她会绑架他,用他来勒索其他的钱.
不, Anthony, 那是你干的事. 快点.
不, 你在这儿等,好吗?
那是我的.
我没得兑换更多的钱.
- 不! - 什么?
那太多了
一小笔一小笔地兑换,那样才没有人会怀疑.
看看这长队,看看时间.
这样,我们幸运的话才可以跑三家银行.
你会幸免于坐牢.
- 继续! - 什么?
现在的境况下那太多了.
只是5,000镑.
这只是Ford圣日的前半部分.
你这是银行还是糖果店啊?
- 什么? - 我需要上厕所.
告诉她那个.
能使用一下厕所吗?
- 我不太确定... - 我不会再排长队的
这可怜的孩子在这儿已经半个小时了.
你不用上厕所吗?
需要的时候你怎么办?
好的,只这一次.
你得到这儿来.
我不是真的想上厕所.
你个小精怪.
我只是不明白为什么会这么难.
我需要上厕所.
这是Ford圣日的前半部分, 因为是我在处理, 所以...
我需要上厕所. 我需要上厕所.
今天是英国进入一个新的流通领域的日子.
在今天,你必须用掉或者存储你还剩下的旧币.
马上, 否则就没机会了. 用掉它, 或者失去它.
今天午夜, 英国商业就只用欧元了.
恩,如果你这样说商业... 商业是... 现在,你叫什么名字.
- 什么? - 我有个主意.
- 什么? - 美元.
现在换成美元的话, 任何时候都可以换成欧元.
事实上, 一次就可以结束所有的骚动了.
欧元必定会贬值的.
所以这样我们还很可能会有一个更好的兑换率.
- 什么? - 我从哪儿找到你的?
在那儿有一家银行. 他们很晚才关门.
你知道一切事情, 真的, 不是吗?
是的.
怎么了?
你怎么知道关于银行的事的?
是你妈妈工作的地方? 在这里?
那呆在这儿.
你会没事的. 我会很快回来.
我会处理这家. 好吗?
不要看.
你妈妈过去在这儿工作.
很好.
最好快点, 恩?
去.
Damian? 你干什么?
嘿, 怎么了?
你认为我会扔下你跑掉吗?
真的?
我不会的, 不是吗?
是的, 你不会.
- 银行在楼上. - 已经关门了.
我有个好得多的主意，来.
我们去易容.
我差点把我的眼睛弄出来.
眼镜在哪儿?
Damian, 想把他的钱送给穷人.
是吗?
一旦你把钱给了他们, 他们就不再穷了.
那时你要怎么做呢, 把它拿回来?
谈到...
非常神秘的行为... 香槟酒.
...跟着我.
一个女人穿着睡衣打开门
我认为可笑的是让一个门...
- 这是你的错. - 什么是我的错?
你甚至还不知道,是吗?
你带她来但你甚至都不知道.
你在说什么?
你不能听见他们在笑吗?
甚至他都在笑,听.
很好.
一旦她得到想要的,她就会再一次跑掉的.
那样他就不会笑了,不是吗?
这一切都会重新来过,就像妈妈死的时候.
- 他会很生气... - 也许... 她, 你知道
她不会, 她会留下来的.
噢, 很好! 好多了. 那是你想要的吗?
她替代妈妈跟爸爸在一起?
你为什么对我发火?
因为是你干的. 你和你所有的古怪东西.
夹着钱跑掉,自言自语,看到的东西.
我没有. 我意思是可能我是,但是...
还有我! 为你辩护.
为了什么? 事实是, 你是一个疯子!
不要那样说, Anthony. 请不要那样说!
你只是一个该死的疯子, 你应该被琐起来.
十分钟内带钱到前门来.
Damian! 我们... 我只是...
爸爸, 不要开门.
- 爸爸不要. - 发生什么事了.
不要!
看看小女孩们. 我的女孩们.
圣诞老人忘记了那些女孩. 你是我们最后的希望了.
我们没有一个温暖的家.
因为没有什么带回去, 如果你不帮助
...带它出来. - 只是...
- 是谁? - 对不起.
这样的轮椅需要你的帮助.
百分之50的家庭
如果有长期生病的孩子的话,就会破裂.
你可能会问你自己
为什么那些失败的家庭需要朋友.
噢, 让我解释..
现在是午夜. 现在是私人时间.
你是谁?
请出去, 不要介意, 请离开.
快走, 你和你的... 出去.
- 快点 - 两欧元一个月...
- 那绝对是... - 你会准备好
考虑一个直接借记吗.
只是闭上嘴巴好吗?
Damian? Damian?
这就是他在寻找的那个笨蛋.
在我们的避难所只呆了几个月.
- 我认为你会同意... - 好了,亲爱的. 饶了他.
好吗?
你最好告诉我这是怎么开始的?
我没有办法.
有人可能说了些奇怪的话.
数字式的?
是的, 是的.
你怎么找到它的? 我仍然不确定.
你能来看一看吗, 怎么摆脱那么多人.
Mmm. 一次走一步, 恩?
可以来点面包吗
你干那个, 我四处看看.
晚上好, 孩子.
你.
- 他在哪儿? - 我不知道.
- 哈? 他在哪儿? - 楼上.
很安静不是吗?
你是谁?
我是谁?
你是谁?
我们是警察.
哦.
我知道你只是一个梦, 但我不在乎.
很高兴见到你. 尽管你只是一个梦.
那些钱只是让一切更糟糕.
我有东西给你.
Readers Digest上的. 这里.
你可能已经赢了1万镑了.
请和我说话好吗?
5分钟. 好吗?
现在, 不要打扰我. 我死了.
我知道我在说什么, 好吗?
你需要用吹风机吹你的头发.
你爸爸不会想起那个, 但没关系.
我?
你不用担心我.
你一直在担心我,是吗?
我很好.
Anthony.
他看起来过得比你好.
但他不是.
他有一颗好心, 只是...
他不知道在哪儿.
Damian?
他需要你. 对他好一点.
爸爸不相信.
相信什么?
任何事, 任何一件. 他不能相信或者他不想.
你不能和他谈谈吗?
- 他看不见我. - 噢.
是因为钱吗?
某种程度上, 金钱让人很难看清事情的本质.
你已经知道了.
总之从来不会真正地赢得那些东西.
你只是用书来结束
美国的铁路建设.
因为她, 是吗?
你爸爸和她?
Damian.
你知道钱有多复杂.
恩... 人要更为复杂.
你要记住
身边总是有足够多的好事.
你只是要有一些信念, 你知道的,
如果你对人有信心, 那会让他们更强大.
还有你, 你已经足够去挑选出你们三个了.
嘿, 所以我在指望你.
我没有真正担心过你.
我只是想念你.
那可以.
你真的是一个圣徒吗?
哪, 标准是非常严格的.
不只是做好事那样的事.
你必须得创造一个真实的奇迹.
那么...
我在那里. 当然我是.
你的奇迹是什么?
你不知道吗?
就是你.
嘿
你不说再见吗?
再见.
你看到她了吗?
她说了什么?
她说叫你不要担心
都会没事的.
她在期待你
快点!
那么, 它还维持着, 那很有趣, 呃?
瞧, 没有什么简单的方法来说这个...
但我放了一点在一边给我花.
你可以拿回去.
Dorothy, 6,310欧元.
所有的了, 呃?
美元.
只是一点.
爸爸?
十, 事实上.
11,400美元.
我要告诉.
我留下它们是有点错误.
Anthony.
我只是喜欢有个余地.
不是那些钱, 我只是喜欢拥有它.
4,780欧元.
Dorothy想要一个一辈子的假期.
爸爸希望付清所有信用卡.
快点，爸爸.
Anthony想要一个Gameboy Advanced Xp
一个Playstation three 和一个Shogun的新BMX自行车
一个Rekia500超级四前灯自行车
Nimbus200磁性越野车
明显地还有一个桌面式棉花糖机和一个iPOD.
明显还有i BOT.
和一个印章,上面有水压火箭可以
飞上100米.
3...
2...
1...
这是Anthony想要的结局.
有一大堆东西.
但是这不是他的故事. 是我的.
Oh, regarde ca. Qu'est-ce-que c'est?
这里是我想结束的地方.
The French have said au revoir to the franc.
The Germans have said auf Wiedersehen to the Deutschmark.
And the Portuguese have said...
whatever to their thing.
- Go. - Now it's our turn to say goodbye to sterling.
This Christmas, we are going to get the euro.
Goodbye, old pound. Everyone says we're going to miss you.
Come on. Faster. Faster.
Faster.
- I can't see you. Where are you? - I'm over here.
This is the main drag along here. That's Portland.
Bisecting that at right angles, is Lundy, on that side.
On this side, there's Fastnet.
- What's yours? - Cromarty.
Cromarty and German Bight. Cul-de-sacs. Over here.
Come on, useless. Come on.
Come on, Damian. Keep up.
Faster. Train. Train.
Keep pedalling. Come on. Come on.
Faster.
Beat ya.
- He's gonna call it "Serendipity". - What does that mean?
- I don't know. Anyway, it's number 20. - upstairs.
- This is my room. - And mine.
Get your own room.
Look at that.
The patron saint of house removals is Saint Anne.
- Did you know that? - No, I didn't know that.
Yeah. She lived in the desert, obviously,
and when she wanted to move house, angels came,
- picked up her house, and took it to Italy. - Handy.
- She was Our Lady's mother. - What you on about?
- Saint Anne. I've got a picture. - I don't care. Just get in the car. We're going.
Go on. Get in the car.
- Was she in it at the time? - Who?
Saint Anne. When the angels did the, you know, the airlift.
I don't know.
Anthony, I can see your leg sticking out.
You look like a little angel.
Start with the money. That's what our Anthony says.
That's what people want to know about.
Like if you're moving house, you don't say:
"We're moving house. The new one's got a green door".
You say how much you're paying, how much you got for the old one.
Mortgage, interest rates, stamp duty.
Solicitor's fees, how much you'll get if the new one goes up in value.
That's called "equity".
Personally, I think "So what?"
Money's just a thing, and things change.
One minute something's there, you can cuddle up to it,
the next minute, it's gone. Like a Malteser.
That goes in the kitchen. Is this fantastic or what?
Surprisingly spacious, with attractive views.
And anyway, in the end, it turns out it wasn't about the money, after all.
Good lad. That's it, lads. The main bedroom.
Any of us know where the phone points are?
Where do I plug this in? Right. Yeah.
That looks good, that does.
Right.
This is what we're having tonight. Before Countdown, put the oven on.
After Countdown, put them in there with some oven chips.
- It's for Mum. - The time is on here, yeah?
That's how long they stay in. By the time they're ready, I'll be back.
She may already have won ?0,000.
Her name has been entered in a draw.
- All she has to do is... - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you.
Hands.
Other side.
Let's go. Come on.
That's you. Get your bags. And your book bag, Damian.
Keys.
Good. Yeah.
It's no good being clever. You've got to be the cleverest.
- See you, Dad. - Good luck, lads.
- Are you nervous? - A bit.
So, everybody sitting up nicely?
Excellent. We're talking today about people we admire.
- Dominic. - Roy Keane, sir, Manchester united.
Very good. What about you, Barry?
- Van Nistelrooy, sir. - Any heroes who don't play for united? Jack.
Robbie Fowler, sir, City.
- All right, that's enough. Tricia. - I don't know any footballers, sir.
It doesn't have to be a footballer. It could be anyone.
- Don't know, sir. - No? Damian.
- Saint Roch, sir. - Who does he play for?
- No one, sir. He's a saint. - That's better. Go on.
He was so worried he might say something bad,
that he said nothing at all for 20 years.
We could do with a couple like him in this class.
- Thank you. - I like a lot of virgin martyrs.
Like Saint Agatha. She ripped her own eyes out so she wouldn't have to marry this man.
Or Saint Catherine of Alexandria. They tried to kill her by crushing her to death on a wheel,
but she made the wheel explode, and all the splinters killed people in the crowd.
Patron saint of fireworks. That's where we get the Catherine wheel.
I did say thank you, Damian.
Right. I brought in this picture. This is a hero of mine.
- Who knows who this is? - Nelson Mandela.
Fantastic. Nelson Mandela.
You should be careful what you talk about. Try talking about football or something.
Keep off the weird stuff.
Just don't be conspicuous, or you won't fit in.
"Double double ice, ice, double double cream, cream. "
"Double ice, double cream, double double ice cream. "
"Double double... "
Aero and a Yorkie, please. And five Juicy Lips.
- Haven't seen you two here before. - We just moved here.
Our mam's dead.
Yeah, well, go on. You're all right.
- Thanks. - God bless.
Works every time. Tell them your mam's dead, and they give you stuff. Every time.
I'm your community policeman.
Obviously, there is no community here as yet, not to speak of, but, you know.
Anyway, the first thing to say is, these new houses and Christmas coming up,
statistically, you're going to get burgled.
Now, not all of you, but some of you. Soon.
Probably this week. Next.
When you are, call me.
I'll give you a crime number,
and then you can make a claim on your insurance.
- Building maintenance. - Yeah, that's right.
I'm usually right. It's a knack.
Do you mind me asking? Is the kettle actually on? I'm...
- Sorry. - Yes.
Isn't the problem here that our houses are built on sand?
Sand? No. They're not, are they?
If you store up your treasure on Earth, it will be stolen.
But if you give it away, then it can't be stolen.
- Mormons? - Well, Latter-day Saints.
- Saints? I know all about them. - Damian, go and give Terry a hand.
You too, Anthony. Off you go. Good lads.
Some of you are going to be burgled.
There are things I can tell you that will lower the odds of it being you.
It's a bit antisocial, because if it isn't you, it'll be next door, but there you go.
Our mam's dead.
Here.
Come on, help yourself.
Take as many as you like, son.
Result.
Is it completely honest?
She's completely dead, isn't she?
What?
What do you want?
Can't you see I'm busy? Just go away.
I don't like having my own room.
Clare of Assisi, 1194 till 1253?
That's right.
I used to have a hermitage myself, once.
I used to go and hide up there.
If anyone needed me, I'd send them a vision. Sort 'em out.
That's why I'm the patron saint of television. I was like human television.
You're the patron saint of television?
Keeps me busy, you know.
- Are you allowed to smoke, then? - You can do what you like up there, son.
It's down here you have to make the effort.
Do you ever come across a Saint Maureen?
She hasn't been there long.
Don't ring a bell.
Then again, it is infinite up there.
Absolutely bloody infinite.
Listen.
Dad.
What is it, anyway? What are you doing with all these boxes?
- What's that? - Wait and see.
- Where did you get that? - You can see it too, then?
Well, you know, sometimes you see things, don't you?
And other people can't see them.
- What? - You know, sometimes.
But this is real, though.
This is real. This is real.
- I can't wait to tell Dad. - You can't tell anyone about this.
- Why not? - Tax.
If the government finds out about this, they'll take 40 per cent of it away. 40 per cent.
Do you know how much that is?
Nearly all of it.
Shall we count it before we go?
No, we can't. We're really late.
- How much? - Thousands.
- 10,000. - 50,000.
- 70. - 200,000.
Millions, even.
Cash Jenga.
Oink, oink. Oink, oink, oink.
- Promise not to tell anyone. - What is it?
- How much is it? - Thousands.
Hundreds. It's just hundreds.
No one else knows. So if anyone finds out, we'll know it's you, OK?
Come on.
If anyone finds out, we'll know it's you.
No one else knows. Just me and you.
- Here you are. - Thanks.
Yeah, just keep it shut.
?29,520
minus a hundred quid each spending money
leaves 229,320 quid.
- We'll give that to the poor. - Where will you find poor people?
- There's loads. - Not round here.
The house prices keep 'em out.
Go on, go. Go.
Go. Go. Go on, go, go.
Go on, go, go, go.
Go on.
Francis of Assisi, 1181 till 1226.
- You did this, didn't you? - My first act as a saint.
What was your next one?
- Washing a leper. - A leper?
You could just help the poor, Damian.
Big Issue. Help the homeless. Big Issue, anyone?
- Hello. - Keep the change.
Thanks, mate. I've had nothing to eat all day.
- We're going to Pizza Hut. Want to come? - No. No, she doesn't.
She wants more money. We haven't got any more.
No, I fancy pizza, actually. Can I bring my friend?
- Meat Feast deep stuffed crust. - Two Meat Feasts.
- New Yorker. - Combo Platter.
- Farmhouse. - We'll all have garlic bread.
And Dippin' Chicken. To share.
This is great. Anthony thought there were no poor people round here.
We're not from round here. I come in on the bus.
- I come on the train. - Can't afford to live here.
- Who exactly is paying for all this? - We are.
- You must be minted. - We are.
No. No, we're not. It's birthday money, his birthday money. He saved it.
- Puddings? - Yes.
No.
168 quid. Do you know how many times we'd have to visit Pizza Hut to spend the money?
1303.517 times.
It's just not practical. We should buy property.
See this house? We could buy two like that, if they knocked some off the asking price.
If we did buy property, that'll go up in value so we'd have even more money. Damian?
Excuse me. Are you poor?
- Beg your pardon? - Are you poor?
- Are you asking for money? - Me? No.
Because we don't have any. We live in a community, you know. It's very basic.
We don't have a dishwasher, for instance. Or a microwave.
- And there's no cash kept on the premises. - So you are poor.
- In a sense, yes. - Brilliant.
Saint Nicholas of Myra?
It won't all fit.
Saint Nicholas, do you ever come across a Saint Maureen?
Saint Maureen. She's new.
Skincare. She worked on the makeup counter at Selfridges.
Deck the halls with boughs of holly Fa la la la la
Less than a fortnight to E day.
That's when Britain completes transition to the European Monetary union, the EMu.
With 12 days left to E day, my true love said to me:
The transitional exchange rate is fixed at 67p.
Well, all I can say is "Ding dong".
After E day, your old money will no longer be legal tender.
It's pounds goodbye, euros...
Hello.
We don't have to queue up.
Here we go.
- How much have you actually got? - Plenty.
Anthony Cunningham.
- Where's your dad? - My dad? He's not coming.
Not yet. He said to start without him.
Without him? The job is to show him round the apartment.
How can I do that if he isn't here?
He gave me this. Show me around, and I'll fill him in afterwards. It's what we usually do.
This is for our investment portfolio, not a residence.
- Has it kept its value? - It's gone up 20 per cent in two years.
It's the schools. He does send you to school, doesn't he?
Or do you just look at photos of 'em?
Floodlights, scoreboard, stadium.
It's the dog's bollocks, this family heirloom.
- 50 quid. - 50 quid?
I could buy a proper football team for that. I could buy Crewe Alexander.
Yeah, but this has got managers.
- Don Revie and Malcolm Allinson. - Never heard of 'em. Deal.
- You said you would for five quid. - I didn't know you'd get five quid.
Ten quid, then.
Look, I've got a good body.
- 20 quid. Last offer. - Never.
Martyrs of uganda, 1881?
That's right.
Sorry about that.
I was beheaded, see?
Before that, I was in construction.
I don't know who built this, but they were a right cowboy.
I built it myself.
Well, we'll see what we can do, but I can't promise anything.
- Why not? There's plenty of you. - Yes.
Come on. Welcome.
Hello.
What are they singing?
They are praying for rain.
Where I come from,
people have to pay a tenth of their daily income on water.
It's so expensive that they can't afford to wash their hands.
So they get disease.
You don't need fancy hospitals or medicines to make life better, just a well.
And you can build a well for as little as ?00.
That's fantastic. Thanks.
I'm sorry, I don't know who you are.
Mutual, that, then.
This yours?
Nice.
Near the railway.
- What's in there? - Nothing, really.
- What's this? - A dress. It was my mum's.
What are you looking for?
Money.
- Are you poor? - What?
Damian, come in. Anthony to Damian.
- What's that? - My brother. I've got to go.
- I've got loads. Wait. - It's your turn to set the table.
- Loads of what? - Money. Just wait there.
- Who's that? - A poor person. You said there weren't any.
- I know. But who is he? - I don't know. Just someone.
What do you mean, "someone"? Did he do anything to you?
What sort of things?
Never mind. Look, people are weird.
You've got to be more careful. You shouldn't really talk to them.
- I've told him now. - Told him what?
That we have tons of money.
He's poor.
What?
Nothing, nothing. Leave it to me.
- Where is he, then? - He was here a minute ago.
See? Loads of money.
We've been saving it up for ages.
You can have it if you need it.
Come on, Damian.
You'll have to change it quickly.
Do you think that was enough?
More than enough. That's him completely sorted out.
Right. Have you given money to anyone else?
Not really.
What?
It wasn't that much. Just, like, a bagful.
- What's that? - Scuba Scooter.
Goes at ten mile an hour for up to five hours. We could have one of them.
We could have one each. We could have a whole fleet.
- She's nice. - I've seen better. Close the door.
Look, you can see it protruding.
- What is it? - It's a nipple.
What's it for?
- Well, it's for feeding babies. - Did Mum have one?
- Two. They've all got two. - And did she feed us with them?
Yeah, of course she did. I remember.
You can't remember when you were a baby.
I don't remember her doing it to me. I remember her doing it to you.
Anthony.
- What? - I thought you'd done the washing up.
- I did it. - Do you call that ajob?
- What's your name? - Keegan.
All right, K. What's happened to your finger?
That's quality. Pure scary. Pure scary.
Hey, give me your money. Come on. Empty your pockets.
Hey, you. Excuse me. Excuse me.
Give me all your money. Come on. Every copper.
Who feels sorry for poor children?
Correct answer.
Everybody sitting up nicely?
OK. So, as you know, we're going to have new money in the New Year.
Does anybody know how much a euro is worth in pounds?
- Yes. - 67p.
Spot on. Here, it's a little prize for you. It's your own euro converter.
Now, who else wants one? Anybody?
Everybody. OK. So, who can tell me how much two pence is worth in euros?
Well, I'll tell you. It's worth not very much.
Almost nothing. To you.
But if we all put our two pences together, then we'll have a lot of two pences, won't we?
Yes.
How many people are there here?
One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven,
- eight... - 250.
- Sorry? - There's 250 in the school.
Clever-clogs headmaster.
OK, 250. So if you each gave me two pence, then I'd have five pounds.
It's not that much here, but in Ethiopia, five pounds could feed a family for a week.
And if you all gave me two two pences, then we'd have a tenner,
and that's enough to provide that village with a source of clean water forever.
It's no good to you, so chuck it in the bin.
Excuse me. Give me all your money. Come on. Every copper.
Get out my way. Hey, you.
Hey, give me your money. Come on. Empty your pockets.
- Hello. What's your name? - Damian.
- Hi, Damian. I'm the bin. - Hello, Bin.
Damian, you'll give me some money, won't you?
Yeah.
What did you do? You did it again, didn't you?
- What? - I saw what you did. How much?
Not much. She's nice. I've been thinking. Why don't we give the money to her?
- So, how did it go? - Well.
A thousand? What did you bring a thousand to school for? Can't you see it's suspicious?
It's not suspicious. It's unusual.
How can it be suspicious? It's our money.
- You lot, outside. - That's enough messing around.
- In Africa you can build a well for ?00. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Just listen.
It was the most daring, most brilliant,
cleverest and biggest robbery on record, ever.
The train was here.
The train, the one with the money, used notes.
Right, the van comes in onto the platform here.
It's a railway van so no one takes any notice,
until...
They jump out of this van, and someone got hold of the driver.
Some of them start shifting the money.
By this time, rapid response has been mobilised.
Come on, let's go.
Everybody in.
The van drives off with a reckless disregard for life.
Rapid response goes after it. There's armed units, dog handlers, helicopters.
They throw everything at them.
The train stays here. An ambulance takes the driver to hospital. They get another driver.
CID count the bags. There's only one missing.
Then, rapid response corner the van.
This is it.
Trapped, the robbers drop the lot, and they leg it.
- They've got no chance, except... - We're Geordies.
Newcastle united versus Arsenal at Highbury.
One-all. Disappointing result for the Gunners.
Please advise car. I think we've lost them.
They don't catch the men, but that's all right.
Cos when they get back to the van, there's the missing bag.
- How do you know all that? - His uncle works for the police.
The van is gone, the train is in the station, and the cops are in the cop shop making tea.
Where are the robbers?
Where's the last place you're gonna look?
- Our house. - Maybe.
So the train moves off with the new driver, and all the money.
On the train. The money was on the train, and so was the robber.
Lateral thinking.
The money stays on the train, and so does the robber.
He sits tight. Every time the train comes to a slow bend, he chucks a sack of money out.
They've got people waiting all over the country.
It could be Stafford or Crewe.
It could be Preston or Wigan. Runcorn, it could be.
Or it could be here.
Damian. Damian, calm down.
It'll be all right. No one knows it was us.
I don't care. Leave me alone. What did you have to tell me for?
- Because I wanted you to know the truth. - We have to give it back.
No. No, we can't do that.
They were gonna burn it. Now, come on. It isn't the money's fault it got stolen.
- I thought it was from God. - What?
Like, sometimes you tell people about Mam, and they give you money or sweets.
Well, I told God and... Well, who else would have that kind of money?
- Well, in a funny... - God doesn't rob banks, all right?
God does not rob banks.
Office.
Now. Your father's on his way.
Come in.
The Mormons?
You stole money from Mormons?
Would you like to tell us why you did it, Anthony?
Our mam's dead.
Hey, hey. Hey, Anthony. Come here.
Anthony, Damian, come here.
OK.
Team talk.
Your mother.
She would not want you to stand around crying,
or to steal things.
She wants you to get on with your lives, and do the best you can.
Make her proud, son, eh?
And not, you know,
cry.
OK. So let's stop crying, eh? And stealing things. Let's stop that, too.
Get in the car.
Don't ever do that to me again.
Look, I'm really sorry. It was me. I didn't mean to cause any trouble or anything.
No, you did right. They stole it. What could you do?
They did give it to a good cause. I wouldn't have done that at their age.
They must be...
You did a good job.
Thanks.
- Are you from the social? - No.
I'm a visitor. I go round schools collecting for this water thing.
Telling them about the changeover. Making sure the kids understand it.
Does anyone understand it?
Sometimes they're a bit confused, until I talk to them. And then...
They're really confused.
I'm sorry. They're very sorry. I've sent them to bed.
I want you to know that it won't happen again.
Do you mind me asking how you had so much cash in the house?
It was a donation. It was left here anonymously.
- And you weren't suspicious about that? - No.
We pray a lot and we thought it was the answer to our prayers.
Only, it has been mentioned that you spent close to ?,000 in Comet a few days ago.
Digital television,
microwave oven,
dishwasher,
foot spa.
Did you actually pray for all of these things?
We were praying for comfort and encouragement.
I think we felt comforted and encouraged.
By the foot spa?
And the dishwasher.
Samaritans.
Oxfam. Christian Aid.
For Christ's sake, don't tick them little boxes.
The ones about putting you in touch with other organisations. You'll be besieged, man.
- Saint Peter? Died AD 64. - All right, don't remind us.
The money. It's robbed.
I know.
Patron saint of keys, locks, and general security, man.
Including up there. I'm on the door.
Is it still all right? If it's robbed?
Can you still do good with it?
Or should you give it back? I thought it was a miracle, but it's just robbed.
Damian, listen.
One day, I was with you know who - Jesus -
and he went up into the mountains, and thousands of people followed him.
The police said five thousand. Five thousand.
Everybody knows this story. Loaves and fishes.
See, I knew you'd say that. That's what everybody says.
- Is this yours? - It's the key to the old house.
Jointed pin tumbler.
Engineering perfection.
Anyway, this kid comes up to us. About your size.
His name was... No, I've forgotten.
I still see him, sometimes.
Anyway, he comes up with these loaves and fishes. Sardines.
And Jesus blesses them, and passes the plate round.
Now, the first person he passes it to passes it on.
He doesn't take anything, he just passes it on.
Do you know why?
Cos he had a piece of lamb hidden in his pocket.
And as he's passing the fish, he sneaks a bit of meat out,
and pretends he's taking it off the plate. Do you see what I'm saying?
Then the next person - exactly the same story.
Every single bastard one of them has their own food.
And every one of them's keeping it quiet,
looking after number one.
But as that plate went round with the sardines on,
they all got their own food out, and started to share.
That plate went all the way round and back to Jesus,
and it's still got the fish and the loaves on it.
Mind, Jesus was a bit taken aback.
He says, "What happened?" And I just said, "Miracle. "
And at first, I thought I'd fooled him.
But now I see it was a miracle.
One of his best.
But this little kid had stood up, and everybody there just got bigger.
Do you understand what I'm talking about?
Not really.
- I'm talking about you. - Now I'm really lost.
You're trying too hard.
That kid, he wasn't planning on doing a miracle.
He wasn't planning anything, except lunch.
Something that looks like a miracle turns out to be dead simple.
But what am I gonna do with all this?
I just want to be good.
Look, I can't say too much about this because of that whole "free will" thing.
Right?
But...
See this key? Keep it safe.
All right?
And I'll have a word upstairs.
See if I can get somebody on your case, more permanent.
With three days left to E day, my true love said to me:
- Convert your change or donate to charity. - Marvellous.
Three days left to E day.
The money in your bank account has already been converted.
The easiest way to change any cash you have is to pay it into your account.
Sterling becomes euros the moment it's paid in.
If you don't have an account, why not open one today?
- Can I help? - We'd like to open a bank account.
- Is your mum and dad with you? - No.
I need an adult signature. Proof of who you are.
We thought of that. Leisure pass.
You're gonna have to ask your mum to come in.
This isn't enough. Ask your mum to come in.
- We can't. - Why not?
Our mam's dead.
There's two free euros in here.
And you can keep the rest of your money in it.
It's the best I can do.
I told you we should have bought a house. Right.
If we can't hide it, at least we can spend it.
- Hello? - That is quality. That is amazing.
- I can see you. Can you see me? - Yeah.
- Not here. On there. - That as well.
I can see you in mine. This is fantastic.
Why don't we give the money to the lady with the bin?
It's not ours, and we're never going to spend it all. She could do good with it.
We gave her a grand, and look at the trouble it caused.
And if we gave her 200, we'll end up in jail.
We're on our own now, Damian. Don't let me down.
Hello. The speaker went on my bin. Your dad said he'd fix it so I said I'd cook for him.
So you get a decent meal for once.
I'm a fantastic cook. Aren't I a fantastic cook, Damian?
The size of that school bag. You'll give yourselves a hernia. Is that homework?
- No. - Yeah.
Costumes. For the nativity play. I suppose it is homework, really.
I love a nativity play. Can I see them?
- Yeah. - No.
It's private. Private property. Of the school.
- It'll spoil the surprise. - Am I gonna go, too?
- Are you gonna get me some tickets? - I suppose so.
I didn't know they were in it. I get told nothing, you know. Nothing.
- Are you gonna do some chopping? - It's lasagne. Your favourite.
Where was the highwayman, Dick Turpin, hanged in 1739?
- York. - How did you know that?
- It's York. - Glasgow, Carlisle...
He knows everything, your dad. Why don't you go on? You'd be great.
- He'd be great. - Fifty-fifty.
- It's York. - You'd be less frustrated if you went on.
Tell him to go on. You'd like a million pounds, wouldn't you?
It's not a million pounds. It's a million euros.
That's only about ?23,100 at today's prices.
- Somebody's been listening. - You've lost 93...
- Told you it was York. - Jim, I'm so sorry. The answer is York.
We're supposed to go to bed when this is finished.
Yeah, all right. Go to bed.
You're supposed to read us a story.
- I'll get off. - I'll see you out.
I'll see you out, too.
- Come again soon. - Sucker for women.
Sucker for men.
- Don't forget, I want to see that nativity play. - Go and get your pyjamas on.
They're good lads. Nice to have someone to talk to once in a while, though.
Yeah.
Thanks. I had a great evening.
I know what she's after. We can't leave it here.
We're gonna have to keep it with us. All the time.
Fill your school bag.
Don't let it out your sight.
Guard it with your life, whatever happens.
- OK? - OK.
Damian.
Have you any room?
- Have you any room? - No, Damian. Damian.
He's tired. He's walked here all the way from Nazareth.
- He's very, very tired. - Well...
- Tired. - People walked from Nazareth all the time.
And he was a carpenter so he was very fit.
He wasn't tired, he was excited. His wife was gonna have a baby.
- They weren't expecting to go to sleep. - OK. You say excited, I say tired.
Let's try "nervous". OK?
Shall we start again?
Joseph the Worker, first century, dates uncertain?
I wouldn't have said nervous.
I would have said focused.
Well, have you any room?
- What did he want to bring her for? - You invited her.
Beginners. Beginner's positions. Damian, come on.
The word went out from Julius Caesar...
Caesar...
Caesar Augustus that everybody had to go to their home town to be taxed.
So Mary and Joseph set out for Bethlehem.
Do you know how much a piece of gold that big would be worth at today's prices?
A lot. An awful lot. I wonder what happened to it.
He was poor after that. I wonder what he spent it on.
Can we please lose the anachronistic bag?
I don't think they had Adidas in the first century.
Far away, to the East, three wise men saw a star.
- Thanks, girls. - Look, a star.
Let's follow it.
- No, Saint Maureen. - I don't think I've heard of her.
Is she a virgin martyr?
I don't think so.
Here he is. And he's always got those bags with him.
Do you remember me?
I'm the poor man.
Damian, what are you doing there? Come on. Where should you be?
You should be in Bethlehem. Come on. I can't believe you got... No, go back. Go back.
As for these. What have I told you about these?
I told you before... Back, back, back. Back on.
They tried first at one inn.
- Do you have any room at this inn? - No, sorry. We're fully booked.
- Do you have any room at this inn? - We haven't any room, but we've got a stable.
So he took them to the stable.
This is nice and cosy, Joseph.
I said, this is nice and cosy, Joseph.
Damian. Damian.
Yes. This is where our Lord, baby Jesus, will be born.
And so our saviour came, bringing peace to all the Earth.
Quick. Come on.
You stay there.
Oh, no. The keys.
Oh, no.
- Damian. What are you doing? - Dad.
Come here. Oh, God. Come here. Come here. It's all right.
Let's get you down. What were you doing?
- Is he all right, Dad? - There we go. Good lad.
- Well, he found it. - It fell out of the sky. Right in front of me.
I thought it was from God.
From God?
It's not really his thing, is it? Handing out cash.
Why would God hand out...
?29,320.
- Blimey. - I was gonna give it to the poor,
but it was really hard.
- Why didn't you tell me? - Anthony said not to because of the tax.
We could keep some of it. Like a reward.
Get in.
- So what are we gonna do with it, then? - We're gonna hand it in. All of it.
What else can we do? It's not ours, is it?
Hello.
I called round. The door was open. I've called the police.
I thought you might have come home.
Everyone gets burgled at Christmas, Dad.
This will be your crime number
so you can get onto your insurance company.
They can't really recompense you. They can't give you your Christmas back, can they?
Probably be next Christmas by the time you get anything back.
I don't suppose you've got any serial numbers,
security codes, anything like that?
No?
Wouldn't make any difference. It's very rare we get anything back.
Very rare.
The stolen currency is around here somewhere.
That's what all this is about. They can't do anything.
All the banks have been warned to look out for anyone making any large deposits.
And, of course, it's only one day or two before they realise that the money is worthless.
- What's that? - It's nothing, it's nothing. It's just my stuff.
Dad, don't.
My God.
This is what they were after.
That's a lot of money. Where did it come from?
They took our Christmas. We'll take their cash.
- You can't keep it. - You're gonna keep it?
- It's the government's. - They were going to burn it.
That's a crime, if you ask me.
- Definitely. - But stealing's wrong.
You have to steal from somebody. Who would we be stealing it from?
- It's not right. - Damian, my house has just been ransacked.
I work every second God sends just to cover the mortgage to give you a decent home.
And now it's been wrecked.
I am owed this.
- But... - Go to bed.
Now.
- Do you want a story? - It's wrong.
- Who says? - God.
Yeah, well.
"Yeah, well" what?
- Don't you want to go to heaven? - Look around you.
We're on our own. No one is smiling down on us, Damian.
No one is looking out for us. So we're looking out for ourselves.
- But Mam... - Is dead.
She's dead, Damian.
You'll never see her again.
And neither will I.
And the money is ours.
We'll take it to town tomorrow and change it, and spend it. Do you hear me?
All of it. Because it's ours.
I know you've got it.
It's mine.
And you're going to change it tomorrow.
That's a good thing.
OK.
When you come back,
I'm going to call you on this phone.
Open the front door, and let me in.
Then we'll take the money.
And you won't have to worry about it any more.
understand?
You make sure your phone's switched on.
You take one side, we take the other, then swap.
Change what you can. What you can't change, spend.
Have a ball.
You do realise you just kissed goodbye to the money?
- Come on, let's get cracking. - She's gonna run off with it.
- How can she? She's got Damian. - She'll hold him to ransom for the rest of it.
No, Anthony, that's what you'd do. Come on.
OK. You wait here, all right?
It's mine.
- We'll have to change more than this. - No.
That's the whole point. Do it in small amounts, and no one will be suspicious.
We'll be lucky to get round three banks, at this rate.
- You'll be lucky to stay out ofjail. Go on. - What?
- It's quite a lot in the circumstances. - It's 5,000 quid.
It's the front half of a FordFiesta. Is this a bank or a sweet shop?
- What? - I need a wee.
- Tell her that. Can I use your loo? - I'm not sure...
I'm not queuing up again. Poor kid's been here half an hour.
You must have a loo. What do you do when you need to go?
OK. Just this once.
- You'll have to go here. - I don't really need one.
You little belter.
- I just can't see why it's so difficult. - I need a wee.
It's the front half of a FordFiesta, as far as...
I need a wee. I need a wee.
Today's the day that Britain enters the new currency era.
You must spend or bank any remaining old money today.
It's now or never. use it or lose it.
At midnight tonight, it's euros only for British businesses.
Well, if you say so. Business... Businesses... Now, what was your name?
Dad. I've got an idea.
- What? - Dollars.
Change it into dollars now, then into euros whenever.
Actually, once all the excitement's over, the euro will most likely drop in value.
We'll probably get a better exchange rate this way, too.
What?
Where did I get you?
They've got a bank in there. It stays open late.
- You know everything, you do, don't you? - Yeah.
What's wrong?
How did you know about the bank?
Is this where your mum worked? In here?
Stay there. I'll come straight back for you.
I'll do this one, OK?
Don't look.
This is where your mum used to work.
Nice.
Best get a move on.
Go on.
Damian, what are you doing?
Hey, what's up?
Did you think I'd run off and left you?
Did you?
- Well, I didn't, did I? - No, you didn't.
- The bank's upstairs. - It's closed.
And I've had a much better idea. Come on.
Let's go and stuff our faces.
I could have had me eye out. Where are the glasses?
- Damian wants to give his to the poor. - Do you?
They won't be poor once you've given it to them.
What'll you do then? Take it back?
Speaking of which...
Right, mystery activity.
Champagne.
Follow me.
A woman opens the door in her nightie. Funny place to keep a door.
- This is your fault, this. - What is?
You don't even know. You brought her, and you don't even know.
- What? - Can you hear 'em laughing?
Even he's laughing. Listen.
Very good.
Once she's got what she came for, she'll piss off. Then he won't be laughing.
It'll all start again, like when Mam died.
Maybe she... She won't... She'll stay.
Great. Much better. Is that what you want? Her in there with him, instead of Mam?
- Why are you angry with me? - Because you did it.
You and your weird stuff. Chucking money away. Talking to yourself. Seeing things.
I don't. I mean, maybe I do, but...
And me, sticking up for you. For what? The truth is, you're a loony.
Don't say that. Please don't say that.
You're just a loony, and you should be locked up.
Be at the front door with the money in ten minutes.
Damian.
We were...
I was just...
Dad, don't answer it. Dad, don't.
- What is going on? - Please.
See these little girls? My girls.
The girls that Santa Claus forgot. You're our last hope. We haven't got our bus fare home.
- No point going back if you don't help. - Just...
- Who is it? - Excuse me.
Hedgehogs like these need your help.
50 per cent of families with a chronically ill child break up.
You may be asking yourself, "Why does Waterloo station need friends?"
- Let me explain. - It's the middle of the night.
This is a private house. Who are you?
Will you get out, please? Do you mind just leaving? Go.
- You and your hedgehogs, out. - Two euros a month.
- I mean, it's absolutely nothing. - Would you start up a direct debit?
Just shut up, will you?
Damian.
Damian?
This is the same donkey after a few months in our sanctuary.
- I think you'll agree... - All right, love. Put him down. Shall we?
You'd better tell me how this started.
I've no idea. Someone must have said something strange.
- Digital? - Yeah, that's right. Yeah.
- How do you find it? I'm yet to be convinced. - Have a look when you get rid of that lot.
One step at a time, eh? Any chance of a bit of toast?
You do that, I'll have a look around.
Evening, lad.
You.
- Where is he? - Don't know.
- Where is he? - upstairs.
Peaceful, isn't it?
Who are you?
Who am I?
- Who are you? - We're the police.
I know you're only a dream, but I don't care.
It's nice to see you, even if you're just a dream.
The money just makes everything worse.
I've got something for you. From Reader's Digest. Here.
You may have already won ?0,000.
Please will you talk to me?
Five minutes. OK?
Now, don't interrupt. I'm dead. I know what I'm talking about, OK?
You need to use conditioner on your hair.
Your dad won't think of that, but it makes all the difference.
Me.
You are not to worry about me.
You have been worrying about me, haven't you?
I'm fine.
Anthony. He seems to have taken it better than you, but he hasn't.
He's got a good heart, he just doesn't know where it is.
Damian.
He's going to need you. Be good to him.
Dad doesn't believe.
- Doesn't believe what? - Any of it. Anything.
He mustn't do, or he wouldn't... Couldn't you talk to him?
- He can't see me. - Is it because of the money?
In a way. The money makes it harder to see what's what.
You know that already.
You never win with those things.
You just end up with books about the building of the American railways.
It's her, isn't it?
Your dad and her.
Damian...
You know how complicated the money was?
Well,
people are even more complicated.
Remember that there's nearly always enough good around to be going on with.
You've just got to have a bit of faith, you know.
If you've got faith in people, that makes them stronger.
And you - you've got enough to sort all three of you out.
Hey.
That's why I'm counting on you.
I haven't really been worried about you. I've just been missing you.
That's allowed.
Are you really a saint?
Well,
the criteria's very strict.
It's not just a case of doing good, and all that.
- You do have to do an actual miracle. - So...
I'm in there. Course I am.
What was your miracle?
Don't you know?
It was you.
Hey.
Aren't you gonna say goodbye?
Bye.
Did you see her?
- What did she say? - She said to tell you not to worry.
It's all gonna be all right.
She's looking out for you.
Come on.
Well.
It was fun while it lasted, eh?
Look, there's no easy way to say this, but I put a bit to one side, for me.
To spend. You can have it back.
Dorothy. 6,310 euros.
All for the best, eh?
Dollars. It's just a few grand.
- Dad. - Ten, really.
11,400 dollars.
I was going to tell you. I sort of kept them by mistake.
Anthony.
I just enjoyed having a wedge. It wasn't really the money. I just liked having it.
4,780 euros.
Dorothy wanted a holiday of a lifetime.
Dad wanted to pay off all his credit cards.
Anthony wanted one Gameboy Advance SP,
one Playstation 3, a Shogun new BMX bike,
a Racoon 500 super quad bike,
a Nimbus 2000 electromagnetic stair rider,
a table-top candyfloss maker,
an iPod, obviously, an iBOT, obviously,
and a stamp-on-it hydraulic rocket, capable of attaining altitudes of over 100 metres.
Three...
Two...
One.
That's how Anthony would want this story to end - with big piles of stuff.
But it's not his story. It's mine.
This is where I want it to end.
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