1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:06:02,433 --> 00:06:04,350 Father! 4 00:06:05,767 --> 00:06:07,850 Father! 5 00:07:01,558 --> 00:07:05,224 Oh, my father. It is so wonderful. 6 00:07:05,225 --> 00:07:07,182 San Francisco. 7 00:07:07,183 --> 00:07:10,516 Yes, but how do we know what kind of city it is? 8 00:07:10,517 --> 00:07:14,432 It is named after a Saint, so it must be a very holy place. 9 00:07:35,058 --> 00:07:38,058 I have the weary feet of a wanderer. 10 00:07:41,058 --> 00:07:42,808 Oh, my back. 11 00:07:46,183 --> 00:07:48,974 Here is madam fong's address, my father. 12 00:07:48,975 --> 00:07:51,557 I will ask someone how to find it. 13 00:07:51,558 --> 00:07:54,641 Be careful with strangers. We are illegal. 14 00:07:54,642 --> 00:07:58,225 It is unlucky to start in a new country by breaking the law. 15 00:07:58,267 --> 00:08:01,474 I will only break it a little bit. 16 00:08:01,475 --> 00:08:04,807 Pardon me, venerable sir. 17 00:08:04,808 --> 00:08:07,307 Can you direct me to this address? 18 00:08:07,308 --> 00:08:10,724 Sorry, sister, I can't read Chinese. 19 00:08:10,725 --> 00:08:15,099 He does not understand. I will ask a policeman. 20 00:08:15,100 --> 00:08:18,474 No, no, no. Never a policeman. 21 00:08:18,475 --> 00:08:21,432 My daughter, we should not draw attention to ourselves. 22 00:08:21,433 --> 00:08:24,224 But if I faint on the sidewalk from hunger, 23 00:08:24,225 --> 00:08:26,807 it will draw even more attention, my father. 24 00:08:26,808 --> 00:08:28,766 Yes, we have no money left. 25 00:08:28,767 --> 00:08:31,141 I know. 26 00:08:31,142 --> 00:08:34,724 I will make some with the flower drum, as I did in Hong Kong. 27 00:08:34,725 --> 00:08:37,183 Good. But do not sing too loud. 28 00:08:43,892 --> 00:08:46,974 Kind-hearted and distinguished friends, 29 00:08:46,975 --> 00:08:49,766 my daughter and I are going to give a show. 30 00:08:49,767 --> 00:08:53,099 A flower drum show from the north. 31 00:08:53,100 --> 00:08:58,307 Songs of filial piety. Songs of loyal officials. 32 00:08:58,308 --> 00:09:03,891 Songs of ghosts, songs of love, and songs of misery. 33 00:09:03,892 --> 00:09:06,599 Kind-hearted and distinguished friends, 34 00:09:06,600 --> 00:09:08,432 if the song is good... 35 00:09:08,433 --> 00:09:11,516 Give me a little applause when I am through. 36 00:09:11,517 --> 00:09:13,182 If the song is bad... 37 00:09:13,183 --> 00:09:16,516 Give me applause, too. 38 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:22,724 J“ my father says j“ 39 00:09:22,725 --> 00:09:25,932 j' that children keep growing j“ 40 00:09:25,933 --> 00:09:31,474 j“ rivers keep flowing, too j' 41 00:09:31,475 --> 00:09:34,516 j“ my father says j“ 42 00:09:34,517 --> 00:09:37,807 j' he doesn't know why j“ 43 00:09:37,808 --> 00:09:42,266 j“ but somehow or other, they do j” 44 00:09:42,267 --> 00:09:44,599 j' they do j' 45 00:09:44,600 --> 00:09:47,517 j“ somehow or other, they do j“ 46 00:09:49,642 --> 00:09:52,183 j“ a hundred million miracles j“ 47 00:09:54,183 --> 00:09:56,724 j“ a hundred million miracles j“ 48 00:09:56,725 --> 00:09:59,182 j“ are happening every day j“ 49 00:09:59,183 --> 00:10:04,057 j“ and those who say they don't agree j“ 50 00:10:04,058 --> 00:10:08,807 j“ are those who do not hear or see j“ 51 00:10:08,808 --> 00:10:11,350 j“ a hundred million miracles j“ 52 00:10:13,558 --> 00:10:16,641 j“ a hundred million miracles j“ 53 00:10:16,642 --> 00:10:21,182 j“ are happening every day j“ 54 00:10:23,267 --> 00:10:26,849 Miracle of changing weather. 55 00:10:26,850 --> 00:10:30,474 J“ when a dark blue curtain j“ 56 00:10:30,475 --> 00:10:33,932 j“ ls pinned by the stars j“ 57 00:10:33,933 --> 00:10:38,516 j“ pinned by the stars to the sky j“ 58 00:10:38,517 --> 00:10:41,641 j“ every flower and tree j“ 59 00:10:41,642 --> 00:10:44,807 j“ is a treat to see j“ 60 00:10:44,808 --> 00:10:49,849 j“ the air is very clean and dry j“ 61 00:10:49,850 --> 00:10:53,557 j“ then a wind comes blowing j“ 62 00:10:53,558 --> 00:10:56,682 j“ the pins all away j“ 63 00:10:56,683 --> 00:11:02,099 j“ night is confused and upset j“ 64 00:11:02,100 --> 00:11:05,058 j“ the sky falls down j“ 65 00:11:05,100 --> 00:11:08,974 j“ like a clumsy clown j“ 66 00:11:08,975 --> 00:11:12,474 j“ the flowers and the trees get wet j“ 67 00:11:12,475 --> 00:11:14,474 Very wet. 68 00:11:14,475 --> 00:11:16,433 J“ a hundred million miracles j“ 69 00:11:18,892 --> 00:11:21,516 j“ a hundred million miracles j“ 70 00:11:21,517 --> 00:11:26,017 j“ are happening every day j“ 71 00:11:26,058 --> 00:11:28,391 j“ a swallow in tasmania j“ 72 00:11:28,392 --> 00:11:30,724 j“ is sitting on her eggs j“ 73 00:11:30,725 --> 00:11:32,849 j“ and suddenly those eggs have wings j“ 74 00:11:32,850 --> 00:11:34,766 j“ and eyes and beaks and legs j“ 75 00:11:34,767 --> 00:11:37,142 j“ a hundred million miracles j“ 76 00:11:39,475 --> 00:11:41,849 j“ a Swede is getting sunburned j“ 77 00:11:41,850 --> 00:11:43,641 j“ the sun from overhead j“ 78 00:11:43,642 --> 00:11:46,349 j“ a hundred million miles away j“ 79 00:11:46,350 --> 00:11:48,307 j“ will make him brown or red j“ 80 00:11:48,308 --> 00:11:50,474 j“ a hundred million miracles j“ 81 00:11:50,475 --> 00:11:52,641 j“ a little girl in Chongqing j“ 82 00:11:52,642 --> 00:11:55,182 j“ just 30 inches tall j“ 83 00:11:55,183 --> 00:11:57,432 j“ decides that she will try to walk j“ 84 00:11:57,433 --> 00:11:59,641 j“ and nearly doesn't fall j“ 85 00:11:59,642 --> 00:12:02,016 j“ a hundred million miracles j“ 86 00:12:02,017 --> 00:12:04,225 j“ a hundred million miracles j“ 87 00:12:06,558 --> 00:12:08,682 j“ a hundred million miracles j“ 88 00:12:08,683 --> 00:12:10,724 j“ a hundred million miracles j“ 89 00:12:10,725 --> 00:12:13,391 j“ a hundred million miracles j“ 90 00:12:13,392 --> 00:12:17,474 j“ are happening every day. J“ 91 00:12:31,683 --> 00:12:33,766 Hey, you. Let's see your license. 92 00:12:33,767 --> 00:12:35,724 License? 93 00:12:35,725 --> 00:12:37,682 Yeah, to beg in the streets. 94 00:12:37,683 --> 00:12:39,517 Please, we are looking for someone. 95 00:12:42,017 --> 00:12:45,057 I guess I should've taken lessons in Chinese. 96 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:47,974 Anybody here read this? 97 00:12:47,975 --> 00:12:49,642 I think I can. 98 00:12:52,058 --> 00:12:54,016 It's the address of Sammy fong. 99 00:12:54,017 --> 00:12:55,766 He's at the celestial gardens. 100 00:12:55,767 --> 00:12:57,141 Yes, yes. 101 00:12:57,142 --> 00:12:59,557 - Sammy fong? - Yes. 102 00:12:59,558 --> 00:13:02,682 Okay, kid, come with me. You, too, pop. 103 00:13:02,683 --> 00:13:06,182 All right, folks. Break it up. 104 00:13:06,183 --> 00:13:08,100 Let's go. 105 00:13:11,183 --> 00:13:13,016 Where are you folks from? 106 00:13:13,017 --> 00:13:14,891 The east. 107 00:13:14,892 --> 00:13:16,349 New York, huh? 108 00:13:16,350 --> 00:13:18,517 - Further east. - Oh. 109 00:13:47,558 --> 00:13:50,474 Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. 110 00:13:50,475 --> 00:13:52,849 Tonight you're gonna meet some beautiful chicks. 111 00:13:52,850 --> 00:13:55,682 And you know what? They're all college grads. 112 00:13:55,683 --> 00:13:58,474 One of them is even an lld. 113 00:13:58,475 --> 00:14:01,599 A long-legged dame. 114 00:14:01,600 --> 00:14:03,141 And now we're going to make the hills 115 00:14:03,142 --> 00:14:05,599 of San Francisco rock with gaiety. 116 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:07,807 The star of our show, Linda low, 117 00:14:07,808 --> 00:14:11,599 and the celestial garden lulus, in fan tan fannie. 118 00:14:23,767 --> 00:14:28,599 J“ fan tan fannie was leaving her man j“ 119 00:14:28,600 --> 00:14:32,432 j“ fan tan fannie kept waving her fan j“ 120 00:14:32,433 --> 00:14:36,974 j“ said, "good-bye, Danny, you two-timing Dan j“ 121 00:14:36,975 --> 00:14:40,307 j“ "some other man loves your little fannie" j“ 122 00:14:40,308 --> 00:14:41,974 j“ bye-bye j“ 123 00:14:41,975 --> 00:14:45,766 j“ in the icebox, you'll find in a can j“ 124 00:14:45,767 --> 00:14:50,474 j“ some leftovers of moo goo gai pan j“ 125 00:14:50,475 --> 00:14:54,475 j“ fan tan fannie has found a new guy j“ 126 00:14:54,517 --> 00:14:56,599 j“ his name is Manny j“ 127 00:14:56,600 --> 00:14:58,849 j“ he's good for Fanny j“ 128 00:14:58,850 --> 00:15:02,516 j“ so good-bye, Danny, good-bye j“ 129 00:15:02,517 --> 00:15:03,767 j“ bye-bye j“ 130 00:15:04,975 --> 00:15:05,975 j“ bye-bye j“ 131 00:15:07,183 --> 00:15:08,642 j“ bye-bye. J“ 132 00:15:19,517 --> 00:15:21,599 What's the matter, officer? Anything wrong? 133 00:15:21,600 --> 00:15:23,974 I don't know yet. I want to see Sammy. 134 00:15:23,975 --> 00:15:26,517 - Sammy? - Yeah. Will you get him, please? 135 00:15:48,767 --> 00:15:50,641 There's an officer and two characters outside 136 00:15:50,642 --> 00:15:53,807 waiting for you. 137 00:15:53,808 --> 00:15:55,474 - Hello, Mac. - Hi, Sammy. 138 00:15:55,475 --> 00:15:57,057 These folks are looking for you. 139 00:15:57,058 --> 00:16:00,432 Who are they? Never saw them before in my life. 140 00:16:00,433 --> 00:16:04,225 Honored sir, surely you recognize my daughter? 141 00:16:09,642 --> 00:16:12,974 Oh, sure. That's right. I've been expecting them. 142 00:16:12,975 --> 00:16:14,808 Welcome, venerable sir. 143 00:16:16,308 --> 00:16:18,641 It is a most unexpected pleasure. 144 00:16:18,642 --> 00:16:20,641 Okay, Sammy, but you better get them a license 145 00:16:20,642 --> 00:16:23,099 if they're gonna sing in the streets. 146 00:16:23,100 --> 00:16:25,475 Oh, sure, sure, Mac. This way, please. 147 00:16:28,642 --> 00:16:30,808 Okay, folks. 148 00:16:39,017 --> 00:16:41,641 I was just keeping it warm. 149 00:16:41,642 --> 00:16:43,474 Okay, kid. 150 00:16:43,475 --> 00:16:45,599 Okay, I'll get you all you can eat. 151 00:16:45,600 --> 00:16:48,183 Right this way. Come on in. 152 00:16:57,183 --> 00:16:59,891 I like American cooking. 153 00:16:59,892 --> 00:17:03,099 American? That's the best Chinese food in San Francisco. 154 00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:05,724 Clever people, these Americans. 155 00:17:05,725 --> 00:17:08,641 The American cuisine is over 2,000 years old. 156 00:17:08,642 --> 00:17:10,391 Why didn't you let me know you were coming? 157 00:17:10,392 --> 00:17:12,432 We were unable to let anyone know. 158 00:17:12,433 --> 00:17:14,432 We were smuggled ashore tonight. 159 00:17:14,433 --> 00:17:17,557 Smuggled? You mean you got in illegally? 160 00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:19,807 If we came here under the quota, 161 00:17:19,808 --> 00:17:22,391 it would take 10 years, 162 00:17:22,392 --> 00:17:24,807 and I would be too old to get married. 163 00:17:24,808 --> 00:17:27,724 I'm a dead duck, Peking-style. 164 00:17:27,725 --> 00:17:30,391 Listen, folks, you can't go roaming around San Francisco. 165 00:17:30,392 --> 00:17:32,224 You're hot. 166 00:17:32,225 --> 00:17:35,182 I gotta keep you on ice until I think up an angle. 167 00:17:35,183 --> 00:17:37,807 I do not understand, Mr. Fong. 168 00:17:37,808 --> 00:17:40,017 It is very simple, my father. 169 00:17:40,058 --> 00:17:43,183 We are hot, so he must keep us on ice. 170 00:17:48,683 --> 00:17:50,266 - What is wrong, Mr. Fong? - There's nothing wrong. 171 00:17:50,267 --> 00:17:51,391 You just caught me at a bad time. 172 00:17:51,392 --> 00:17:52,849 Are you sick? 173 00:17:52,850 --> 00:17:54,807 Something went down the wrong way. 174 00:17:54,808 --> 00:17:57,974 You mean you are not prepared to honor your proposal of marriage? 175 00:17:57,975 --> 00:18:00,016 Who said anything like that? 176 00:18:00,017 --> 00:18:01,599 Sure, I'm gonna honor it. 177 00:18:01,600 --> 00:18:03,400 I just want to settle some old business first. 178 00:18:10,808 --> 00:18:13,017 Sit tight. I'll be back in a minute, folks. 179 00:18:15,058 --> 00:18:18,391 Wait, baby. Hold it. 180 00:18:22,392 --> 00:18:24,474 Baby, what's going on? 181 00:18:24,475 --> 00:18:26,182 You and your picture bride! 182 00:18:26,183 --> 00:18:29,141 Good-bye, Sammy, you two-timing Sam! 183 00:18:29,142 --> 00:18:31,141 Oh, that. Is that all? 184 00:18:31,142 --> 00:18:34,016 All? As soon as you get rid of that "old business"? 185 00:18:34,017 --> 00:18:35,599 That's me, huh? The old business. 186 00:18:35,600 --> 00:18:37,349 It's a lie! Whoever said anything like that? 187 00:18:37,350 --> 00:18:38,932 - You did! - I did? 188 00:18:38,933 --> 00:18:40,474 Why would I say a stupid thing like that? 189 00:18:40,475 --> 00:18:43,057 - I'll tell you why! - Never mind. 190 00:18:43,058 --> 00:18:44,891 Oh, Linda, let me handle this. 191 00:18:44,892 --> 00:18:47,266 I know a family that's looking for a bride, 192 00:18:47,267 --> 00:18:49,141 and this kid's exactly the type. 193 00:18:49,142 --> 00:18:51,057 I'll unload her tomorrow. 194 00:18:51,058 --> 00:18:54,974 Keep away from me! I'm gonna unload you tonight! 195 00:18:54,975 --> 00:18:57,016 Baby, you remember that new convertible 196 00:18:57,017 --> 00:18:58,849 you've been drooling over? 197 00:18:58,850 --> 00:19:00,058 Well, it's yours. 198 00:19:01,683 --> 00:19:03,475 I don't want it. 199 00:19:03,517 --> 00:19:05,057 Don't think you can bribe me with expensive presents. 200 00:19:05,058 --> 00:19:06,641 What? 201 00:19:06,642 --> 00:19:08,807 Okay, I'll take it. When do I get it? 202 00:19:08,808 --> 00:19:12,016 I'll make the down payment tomorrow... morning. 203 00:19:12,017 --> 00:19:14,182 Oh, Sammy! 204 00:19:14,183 --> 00:19:17,017 You're the most considerate friend a girl ever had. 205 00:19:32,767 --> 00:19:36,057 Hello? Is this the ping wah supermarket? 206 00:19:36,058 --> 00:19:38,849 This is madam liang, I would like to place my order. 207 00:19:38,850 --> 00:19:41,016 How is your octopus today? 208 00:19:41,017 --> 00:19:42,766 Oh, it isn't? 209 00:19:42,767 --> 00:19:44,891 Then send me four pounds of seahorse, 210 00:19:44,892 --> 00:19:48,391 two pounds of dried snake meat, and a box of longevity noodles. 211 00:19:48,392 --> 00:19:50,974 Oh, yes, and a dozen thousand-year eggs. 212 00:19:50,975 --> 00:19:53,474 And be sure they're fresh. 213 00:19:53,475 --> 00:19:54,932 Right. 214 00:19:54,933 --> 00:19:56,641 Excuse me, ladies. 215 00:19:56,642 --> 00:19:58,599 I had to place my order before the store closes. 216 00:19:58,600 --> 00:20:00,057 Whose turn is it? 217 00:20:00,058 --> 00:20:01,932 Hello, madam liang. 218 00:20:01,933 --> 00:20:04,099 Can I talk to you for a minute? It's very important. 219 00:20:04,100 --> 00:20:06,517 Pardon me, I'll be right back. 220 00:20:12,392 --> 00:20:15,224 You wanna see a real doll? 221 00:20:15,225 --> 00:20:17,807 - Who is she? - She's my picture bride. 222 00:20:17,808 --> 00:20:20,349 - She is? You're lucky. - You're even luckier. 223 00:20:20,350 --> 00:20:22,349 Your brother-in-law, old master wang, 224 00:20:22,350 --> 00:20:24,016 wants a bride for his son, doesn't he? 225 00:20:24,017 --> 00:20:25,766 Yes, but she's yours, Sammy. 226 00:20:25,767 --> 00:20:28,641 Mom picked her out for me. I got another kumquat on the fire. 227 00:20:28,642 --> 00:20:31,974 I got this kid on ice, but the ice is melting fast. 228 00:20:31,975 --> 00:20:34,182 But what will the family association say? 229 00:20:34,183 --> 00:20:36,349 The elders would never permit it. 230 00:20:36,350 --> 00:20:38,307 Besides, you have a contract with her father. 231 00:20:38,308 --> 00:20:41,057 I'll turn it over to you. They'll never know. 232 00:20:41,058 --> 00:20:43,641 - I'll talk to my brother-in-law. - Good. 233 00:20:43,642 --> 00:20:45,849 I'll show him this picture the first thing in the morning. 234 00:20:45,850 --> 00:20:47,558 Good! 235 00:20:59,350 --> 00:21:03,307 My sister's husband. 236 00:21:03,308 --> 00:21:05,307 Now what have I failed to do? 237 00:21:05,308 --> 00:21:06,891 You sit here idling while I must arrange 238 00:21:06,892 --> 00:21:08,392 for a bride for your son. 239 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:10,682 You have done what? 240 00:21:10,683 --> 00:21:13,182 A wonderful girl. And she's right here in San Francisco. 241 00:21:13,183 --> 00:21:15,016 Now where did I put... 242 00:21:15,017 --> 00:21:17,766 I will not choose from these local Chinese girls. 243 00:21:17,767 --> 00:21:20,599 They are without reverence or filial devotion. 244 00:21:20,600 --> 00:21:23,682 My son's wife must be born in a suitable month, 245 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,307 from a house with a high door. 246 00:21:25,308 --> 00:21:28,016 Exactly. A girl from the old country. 247 00:21:28,017 --> 00:21:30,557 Fine, respected, well-educated. 248 00:21:30,558 --> 00:21:32,058 And here she is. 249 00:21:35,683 --> 00:21:38,182 She looks right. 250 00:21:38,183 --> 00:21:40,807 - Where did you get this? - Sammy fong. 251 00:21:40,808 --> 00:21:44,057 He will present her this afternoon for your inspection. 252 00:21:44,058 --> 00:21:47,349 Good morning, my father. Auntie. 253 00:21:47,350 --> 00:21:48,974 Did you sleep well, my father? 254 00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:51,100 Yes. Thank you, my son. 255 00:21:51,142 --> 00:21:53,391 Good. I need some money. 256 00:21:53,392 --> 00:21:56,266 Money. That is nothing unusual. 257 00:21:56,267 --> 00:21:57,474 How much this time? 258 00:21:57,475 --> 00:21:59,182 25 bucks. 259 00:21:59,183 --> 00:22:01,141 - Bucks? - Dollars. 260 00:22:01,142 --> 00:22:03,099 Hi, pop. Hi, auntie. 261 00:22:03,100 --> 00:22:05,682 Sit! Only cannibals eat standing up. 262 00:22:05,683 --> 00:22:08,016 - Okay. - And you sit down, too. 263 00:22:08,017 --> 00:22:11,182 Now, what do you need those $25 for? 264 00:22:11,183 --> 00:22:13,057 He probably got himself a new tomato. 265 00:22:13,058 --> 00:22:14,724 Tomato? 266 00:22:14,725 --> 00:22:17,224 For $25 you could fill this room with tomatoes. 267 00:22:17,225 --> 00:22:19,224 Father, I must hurry or I'll be late for class. 268 00:22:19,225 --> 00:22:21,266 I shall go to the bank and change a bill. 269 00:22:21,267 --> 00:22:22,766 I will give you the money later. 270 00:22:22,767 --> 00:22:24,307 I'll advance it for you, ta. 271 00:22:24,308 --> 00:22:25,849 If you kept your money in the bank, 272 00:22:25,850 --> 00:22:27,141 you could give him a check. 273 00:22:27,142 --> 00:22:28,766 Do I tell you where to keep your money? 274 00:22:28,767 --> 00:22:30,224 Here you are, ta. 275 00:22:30,225 --> 00:22:31,933 Thanks, auntie. Well, I've gotta run. 276 00:22:31,975 --> 00:22:33,849 My son, your aunt has been talking to me 277 00:22:33,850 --> 00:22:36,057 about choosing a bride for you. 278 00:22:36,058 --> 00:22:38,099 What are you doing? 279 00:22:38,100 --> 00:22:40,599 I can't wait to have a lot of little nephews and nieces 280 00:22:40,600 --> 00:22:42,224 running around the house. 281 00:22:42,225 --> 00:22:43,391 Quiet! 282 00:22:43,392 --> 00:22:45,516 Your aunt is right. 283 00:22:45,517 --> 00:22:47,891 Father, they don't do things like that over here. 284 00:22:47,892 --> 00:22:50,516 Here a man picks his own wife. 285 00:22:50,517 --> 00:22:54,432 Ta! While you are still my son, you will do as I tell you! 286 00:22:54,433 --> 00:22:58,266 There. You have given me a coughing spell. 287 00:22:58,267 --> 00:23:00,141 I'm sorry, my father. 288 00:23:00,142 --> 00:23:01,974 Strange how your cough comes over you 289 00:23:01,975 --> 00:23:03,557 when you do not get your own way. 290 00:23:03,558 --> 00:23:05,641 But every time I speak to the boy about... 291 00:23:05,642 --> 00:23:07,307 We can discuss that later, my father. I've got to go. 292 00:23:07,308 --> 00:23:11,474 Ta! Ta! 293 00:23:11,475 --> 00:23:13,183 I gotta go, too. 294 00:23:13,225 --> 00:23:15,516 So long, pop. Don't take any wooden chopsticks. 295 00:23:15,517 --> 00:23:18,432 You! You go right back and finish your breakfast! 296 00:23:18,433 --> 00:23:20,266 What language is he using? 297 00:23:20,267 --> 00:23:22,516 I have a feeling he has been disrespectful, 298 00:23:22,517 --> 00:23:24,016 but I am not sure. 299 00:23:24,017 --> 00:23:26,891 No, no, that is American-style slang. 300 00:23:26,892 --> 00:23:29,057 And I suppose it's American-style, too, 301 00:23:29,058 --> 00:23:31,682 when a boy can do anything without his father's consent. 302 00:23:31,683 --> 00:23:33,932 Yes, but this is the usa. 303 00:23:33,933 --> 00:23:36,724 In my citizenship class, I have learned, 304 00:23:36,725 --> 00:23:38,724 "we, the people of the United States, 305 00:23:38,725 --> 00:23:41,974 "are entitled to life, Liberty and the pursuit of happy times." 306 00:23:41,975 --> 00:23:44,349 And the parents are entitled to pay the bills! 307 00:23:44,350 --> 00:23:46,432 Where are you going, my sister's husband? 308 00:23:46,433 --> 00:23:50,141 I'm going to the bank to change my old-fashioned $100 bill. 309 00:23:50,142 --> 00:23:54,016 Bucks? Tomatoes? Wooden chopsticks? 310 00:23:54,017 --> 00:23:58,516 J“ what are we going to do about the other generation? J“ 311 00:23:58,517 --> 00:24:02,891 j“ how will we ever communicate without communication? J“ 312 00:24:02,892 --> 00:24:06,932 j“ you can't account for what they say or do j“ 313 00:24:06,933 --> 00:24:09,307 j“ and what peculiar thoughts they think j“ 314 00:24:09,308 --> 00:24:11,599 j“ they never reveal to you j“ 315 00:24:11,600 --> 00:24:15,807 j“ a very discouraging problem is the other generation j“ 316 00:24:15,808 --> 00:24:20,057 j“ and soon there'll be another one as well j“ 317 00:24:20,058 --> 00:24:22,141 j“ and when our out-of—hand sons j“ 318 00:24:22,142 --> 00:24:24,432 j“ are bringing up our grandsons j“ 319 00:24:24,433 --> 00:24:27,182 j“ I hope our grandsons give their fathers hell j“ 320 00:24:27,183 --> 00:24:29,141 j“ can't wait to see it j“ 321 00:24:29,142 --> 00:24:31,807 j“ I hope our grandsons give their fathers hell j“ 322 00:24:31,808 --> 00:24:35,891 Hi, San. Are we going to play baseball? 323 00:24:35,892 --> 00:24:38,474 Hey, what's the matter with you? 324 00:24:38,475 --> 00:24:42,141 J“ the more I see of grownups, the less I want to grow j“ 325 00:24:42,142 --> 00:24:43,724 j“ the more I see what they have learned j“ 326 00:24:43,725 --> 00:24:45,557 j“ the less I want to know j“ 327 00:24:45,558 --> 00:24:47,474 j“ and yet we've got to all grow up j“ 328 00:24:47,475 --> 00:24:49,557 j“ there's no place else to go j“ 329 00:24:49,558 --> 00:24:51,224 j“ I wonder why we're all so poor j“ 330 00:24:51,225 --> 00:24:56,141 j“ and they've got all the dough j“ 331 00:24:56,142 --> 00:25:00,266 j“ what are we going to do about the other generation? J“ 332 00:25:00,267 --> 00:25:04,307 j“ how will we ever communicate without communication? J“ 333 00:25:04,308 --> 00:25:08,391 j“ when we are using words the modern way j“ 334 00:25:08,392 --> 00:25:09,516 j“ they're much too big j“ 335 00:25:09,517 --> 00:25:10,682 j“to try to dig j“ 336 00:25:10,683 --> 00:25:12,974 j“ the colorful things we say j“ 337 00:25:12,975 --> 00:25:14,641 j“ if we could take over the training j“ 338 00:25:14,642 --> 00:25:17,182 j“ of the other generation j“ 339 00:25:17,183 --> 00:25:21,141 j“ we know we could improve them quite a lot j“ 340 00:25:21,142 --> 00:25:23,557 j“ but they will never let us j“ 341 00:25:23,558 --> 00:25:25,766 j“ they stay the way they met us j“ 342 00:25:25,767 --> 00:25:28,141 j“ and so we're simply stuck with what we've got j“ 343 00:25:28,142 --> 00:25:30,141 j“ we can't improve them j“ 344 00:25:30,142 --> 00:25:34,557 j“ the kids are simply stuck with what they've got j“ 345 00:25:34,558 --> 00:25:38,932 j“ what are we going to do about the other generation? J“ 346 00:25:38,933 --> 00:25:43,141 j“ how are we going to stop them when they start an explanation j“ 347 00:25:43,142 --> 00:25:47,557 j“ of what it used to mean to be a kid j“ 348 00:25:47,558 --> 00:25:49,516 j“ the clean and wholesome fun they had j“ 349 00:25:49,517 --> 00:25:51,599 j“ the innocent things they did j“ 350 00:25:51,600 --> 00:25:53,474 j“ they all had a wonderful childhood j“ 351 00:25:53,475 --> 00:25:56,057 j“ in the other generation j“ 352 00:25:56,058 --> 00:26:00,142 j“ the games they played were bright and gay and loud j“ 353 00:26:00,183 --> 00:26:04,266 j“ they used to shout "red rover "red rover, please come over" j“ 354 00:26:04,267 --> 00:26:06,932 j“ they must have been an awful droopy crowd j“ 355 00:26:06,933 --> 00:26:08,599 j“ when they were younger j“ 356 00:26:08,600 --> 00:26:13,224 j“ they must have been an awful droopy crowd. J“ 357 00:28:00,808 --> 00:28:04,016 Oh, your papers, master wang. 358 00:28:04,017 --> 00:28:06,182 Thank you. 359 00:28:06,183 --> 00:28:08,891 Did you notice whether my letter to the editor has been printed? 360 00:28:08,892 --> 00:28:11,349 I have not read the papers, master. 361 00:28:11,350 --> 00:28:14,683 This week it is a good letter. You must read it. 362 00:28:24,892 --> 00:28:27,391 Stick 'em up. 363 00:28:27,392 --> 00:28:30,432 Don't turn around or I'll plug you. 364 00:28:30,433 --> 00:28:32,392 And keep your hands up. 365 00:28:42,350 --> 00:28:44,141 What are you doing? 366 00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:49,141 What are you doing? 367 00:28:49,142 --> 00:28:50,516 - I have been robbed. - Robbed? 368 00:28:50,517 --> 00:28:52,557 The $100 I changed are gone. 369 00:28:52,558 --> 00:28:54,141 All my new bills. 370 00:28:54,142 --> 00:28:55,557 Where were you robbed? 371 00:28:55,558 --> 00:28:59,182 Right there. In my own vestibule. 372 00:28:59,183 --> 00:29:00,932 A bandit put a gun in my back. 373 00:29:00,933 --> 00:29:03,349 Calm down before you get another coughing spell. 374 00:29:03,350 --> 00:29:05,099 How many times have I told you, 375 00:29:05,100 --> 00:29:06,891 you should keep your money in a bank? 376 00:29:06,892 --> 00:29:09,057 It has always been safe under my bed! 377 00:29:09,058 --> 00:29:12,182 Your bedroom may be safe for everything else, but not money. 378 00:29:12,183 --> 00:29:14,891 I want you to report this to the American government. 379 00:29:14,892 --> 00:29:17,849 I want two soldiers to guard my house day and night. 380 00:29:17,850 --> 00:29:20,724 You are not a feudal lord. This is not China. 381 00:29:20,725 --> 00:29:23,599 For five years, you have gone to that citizenship school, 382 00:29:23,600 --> 00:29:25,349 and all you have learned is, "this is not China." 383 00:29:25,350 --> 00:29:26,599 What did he look like? 384 00:29:26,600 --> 00:29:28,642 - Who? - The robber. 385 00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:31,141 Don't ask me what he looked like! All white men look alike! 386 00:29:31,142 --> 00:29:32,724 How many times have I told you, 387 00:29:32,725 --> 00:29:34,474 you should keep your money in a bank? 388 00:29:34,475 --> 00:29:36,599 Money is like a man's wife. 389 00:29:36,600 --> 00:29:40,349 Strangers should not get their hands on it. 390 00:29:40,350 --> 00:29:43,182 - Come in, Sammy. - Madam liang. 391 00:29:43,183 --> 00:29:45,266 You know Sammy fong, my sister's husband? 392 00:29:45,267 --> 00:29:47,516 How's the old master? 393 00:29:47,517 --> 00:29:50,266 Mr. Fong, I am honored by your presence. Be seated. 394 00:29:50,267 --> 00:29:51,682 Thank you. 395 00:29:51,683 --> 00:29:54,432 Tea. 396 00:29:54,433 --> 00:29:56,016 Let me lay it on the line. 397 00:29:56,017 --> 00:29:57,599 Madam liang tells me you're in the market 398 00:29:57,600 --> 00:29:59,307 for a bride for your son. 399 00:29:59,308 --> 00:30:02,182 You have an unfortunate way of expressing yourself. 400 00:30:02,183 --> 00:30:05,474 You want something for immediate delivery, and I've got it. 401 00:30:05,475 --> 00:30:08,474 She's got skin like white Jade. 402 00:30:08,475 --> 00:30:11,141 She's built like a ming vase. 403 00:30:11,142 --> 00:30:13,516 She'd be the daughter-in-law of the year. 404 00:30:13,517 --> 00:30:16,724 Her family. Is she from a house with a high door? 405 00:30:16,725 --> 00:30:18,932 You could ride through it on a camel 406 00:30:18,933 --> 00:30:20,807 without knocking your hat off. 407 00:30:20,808 --> 00:30:23,432 I would like to have this young person meet me. 408 00:30:23,433 --> 00:30:25,642 That's what I figured. I have her right outside. 409 00:30:30,642 --> 00:30:32,308 Come on in, folks. 410 00:30:36,975 --> 00:30:40,266 Master wang chi-Yang and his good sister-in-law madam liang, 411 00:30:40,267 --> 00:30:42,807 Dr. Li and his daughter Mei li. 412 00:30:42,808 --> 00:30:45,182 You honor my house, Dr. Li. 413 00:30:45,183 --> 00:30:46,891 Your distinguished name 414 00:30:46,892 --> 00:30:49,307 has been rumbling in my ears like thunder. 415 00:30:49,308 --> 00:30:51,932 Ten thousand benedictions, sir. 416 00:30:51,933 --> 00:30:53,682 And to you, madam. 417 00:30:53,683 --> 00:30:55,641 You don't get them like that over here anymore. 418 00:30:55,642 --> 00:30:59,183 Come here, my child. Let me look at you. 419 00:31:08,183 --> 00:31:10,266 I see no outside blemishes. 420 00:31:10,267 --> 00:31:13,474 Right off the assembly line. Not a scratch on her. 421 00:31:13,475 --> 00:31:15,266 She has a good chin. 422 00:31:15,267 --> 00:31:16,849 The blessing of longevity. 423 00:31:16,850 --> 00:31:19,599 She is strong as a cow, and just as amiable. 424 00:31:19,600 --> 00:31:21,682 Thank you, my father. 425 00:31:21,683 --> 00:31:24,641 And when she eats regularly, she's inclined to be plump. 426 00:31:24,642 --> 00:31:26,141 A sign of fertility. 427 00:31:26,142 --> 00:31:28,224 I was born in the year of the rabbit. 428 00:31:28,225 --> 00:31:30,016 Rabbit? 429 00:31:30,017 --> 00:31:31,724 If your son gets on the ball, 430 00:31:31,725 --> 00:31:35,349 you could have a grandchild by October. 431 00:31:35,350 --> 00:31:37,849 She also sings flower drum songs. 432 00:31:39,808 --> 00:31:43,057 It has been a long time since I heard one. 433 00:31:43,058 --> 00:31:45,725 Come, my daughter, quick. Get the drum. 434 00:31:54,975 --> 00:31:57,432 Miracle of making music. 435 00:32:00,058 --> 00:32:04,266 J“ an idle poet j“ 436 00:32:04,267 --> 00:32:07,266 j“ makes words on a page j“ 437 00:32:07,267 --> 00:32:12,266 j“ writes on a page with his brush j“ 438 00:32:12,267 --> 00:32:15,224 j“ a musical friend j“ 439 00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:18,349 j“ makes the notes to blend j“ 440 00:32:18,350 --> 00:32:23,974 j“ suggested by an idle thrush j“ 441 00:32:23,975 --> 00:32:27,349 j“ then a young soprano j“ 442 00:32:27,350 --> 00:32:30,557 j“ who reads what they wrote j“ 443 00:32:30,558 --> 00:32:36,058 j“ learns every note, every word j“ 444 00:32:36,100 --> 00:32:38,849 j“ puts all they wrote j“ 445 00:32:38,850 --> 00:32:42,266 j“ in her lovely throat j“ 446 00:32:42,267 --> 00:32:46,432 j“ and suddenly a song is heard j“ 447 00:32:46,433 --> 00:32:48,224 - very pretty. - Very pretty. 448 00:32:48,225 --> 00:32:50,558 J“ a hundred million miracles j“ 449 00:32:52,808 --> 00:32:56,807 j“ a hundred million miracles j“ 450 00:32:56,808 --> 00:33:02,933 j“ are happening every day. J“ 451 00:33:05,975 --> 00:33:08,182 liu mai! 452 00:33:08,183 --> 00:33:10,307 Send my son to me. 453 00:33:10,308 --> 00:33:12,349 No, no. That is not the way to do it. 454 00:33:12,350 --> 00:33:16,432 You must let them fall in love naturally, American-style. 455 00:33:16,433 --> 00:33:18,391 Very well. 456 00:33:18,392 --> 00:33:21,307 I will give him just one week to fall in love American-style. 457 00:33:21,308 --> 00:33:23,225 Then I take over. 458 00:33:26,142 --> 00:33:27,682 Well, there he goes again. 459 00:33:27,683 --> 00:33:29,224 Who does he think he's kidding? 460 00:33:29,225 --> 00:33:30,391 Hey, ta, ask her if she's got a friend. 461 00:33:30,392 --> 00:33:32,182 Outside. 462 00:33:32,183 --> 00:33:34,017 Don't you know that's his private office? 463 00:33:40,767 --> 00:33:42,266 Hello. 464 00:33:42,267 --> 00:33:44,516 Hello. Is this miss Linda low? 465 00:33:44,517 --> 00:33:46,682 Yes. Who is this? 466 00:33:46,683 --> 00:33:48,391 This is wang ta. Remember me? 467 00:33:48,392 --> 00:33:49,932 We were on a double date last week. 468 00:33:49,933 --> 00:33:52,391 I was the one with the wrong girl. 469 00:33:52,392 --> 00:33:54,307 Oh, yes, I remember. 470 00:33:54,308 --> 00:33:56,266 I was the one with the wrong boy. 471 00:33:56,267 --> 00:33:58,391 I'd love to take you out sometime, miss low. 472 00:33:58,392 --> 00:34:01,724 Just give me 20 minutes to pull myself together. 473 00:34:01,725 --> 00:34:04,182 I'll meet you in front of my place. Got a pencil? 474 00:34:04,183 --> 00:34:07,182 Yeah. Just a minute. 475 00:34:07,183 --> 00:34:10,807 821 Jefferson street. Got it? 476 00:34:10,808 --> 00:34:14,057 - Oka y. - Bye. 477 00:34:14,058 --> 00:34:16,474 Good-bye. 478 00:34:24,558 --> 00:34:29,057 J“ I'm a girl and by me that's only great j“ 479 00:34:29,058 --> 00:34:33,599 j“ I am proud that my silhouette is curvy j“ 480 00:34:33,600 --> 00:34:37,932 j“ that I walk with a sweet and girlish gait j“ 481 00:34:37,933 --> 00:34:42,641 j“ with my hips kind of swively and swervy j“ 482 00:34:42,642 --> 00:34:47,057 j“ I adore being dressed in something frilly j“ 483 00:34:47,058 --> 00:34:51,641 j“ when my date comes to get me at my place j“ 484 00:34:51,642 --> 00:34:56,557 j“ out I go with my Joe or John or Billy j“ 485 00:34:56,558 --> 00:35:01,308 j“ like a filly who is ready for the race j“ 486 00:35:01,350 --> 00:35:05,849 j“ when I have a brand-new hairdo j“ 487 00:35:05,850 --> 00:35:10,349 j“ with my eyelashes all in curl j“ 488 00:35:10,350 --> 00:35:15,057 j“ I float as the clouds on air do j“ 489 00:35:15,058 --> 00:35:20,182 j“ I enjoy being a girl j“ 490 00:35:20,183 --> 00:35:24,266 j“ when men say I'm cute and funny j“ 491 00:35:24,267 --> 00:35:28,599 j“ and my teeth aren't teeth but Pearl j“ 492 00:35:28,600 --> 00:35:33,057 j“ I just lap it up like honey j“ 493 00:35:33,058 --> 00:35:37,891 j“ I enjoy being a girl j“ 494 00:35:37,892 --> 00:35:42,558 j“ I flip when a fellow sends me flowers j“ 495 00:35:42,600 --> 00:35:47,182 j“ I drool over dresses made of lace j“ 496 00:35:47,183 --> 00:35:51,557 j“ I talk on the telephone for hours j“ 497 00:35:51,558 --> 00:35:56,474 j“ with a pound and a half of cream upon my face j“ 498 00:35:56,475 --> 00:36:00,932 j“ I'm strictly a female, female j“ 499 00:36:00,933 --> 00:36:05,349 j“ and my future I hope will be j“ 500 00:36:05,350 --> 00:36:09,224 j“ in the home of a brave and free male j“ 501 00:36:09,225 --> 00:36:13,432 j“ who'll enjoy being a guy j“ 502 00:36:13,433 --> 00:36:16,724 j“ having a girl j“ 503 00:36:16,725 --> 00:36:21,183 j“ like me j“ 504 00:36:36,725 --> 00:36:40,766 J“ I enjoy being a girl j“ 505 00:36:54,808 --> 00:36:58,557 J“ I enjoy being a girl j“ 506 00:37:33,433 --> 00:37:38,182 J“ when I hear the complimentary whistle j“ 507 00:37:38,183 --> 00:37:42,849 j“ that greets my bikini by the sea j“ 508 00:37:42,850 --> 00:37:47,392 j“ I turn and I glower and I bristle j“ 509 00:37:47,433 --> 00:37:52,099 j“ but I'm happy to know the whistle's meant for me j“ 510 00:37:52,100 --> 00:37:56,724 j“ I'm strictly a female, female j“ 511 00:37:56,725 --> 00:38:01,266 j“ and my future I hope will be j“ 512 00:38:01,267 --> 00:38:05,224 j“ in the home of a brave and free male j“ 513 00:38:05,225 --> 00:38:10,891 j“ who'll enjoy being a guy j“ 514 00:38:10,892 --> 00:38:14,599 j“ having a girl j“ 515 00:38:14,600 --> 00:38:20,308 j“ like me. J“ 516 00:38:33,558 --> 00:38:35,057 You know something? 517 00:38:35,058 --> 00:38:37,182 I had a feeling you were going to call me. 518 00:38:37,183 --> 00:38:39,266 You did? How? 519 00:38:39,267 --> 00:38:41,349 Well, I was concentrating on it all week, 520 00:38:41,350 --> 00:38:43,891 and I always get what I concentrate on. 521 00:38:43,892 --> 00:38:45,724 I can understand that. 522 00:38:45,725 --> 00:38:47,599 That's how I got this car. 523 00:38:47,600 --> 00:38:49,266 Just by concentrating? 524 00:38:49,267 --> 00:38:51,224 Uh-huh. I always wanted one, 525 00:38:51,225 --> 00:38:54,432 and my brother bought it for me, you know, to save carfare. 526 00:38:54,433 --> 00:38:56,182 Your brother? 527 00:38:56,183 --> 00:38:58,724 Oh, yes. He's an officer on an ocean liner. 528 00:38:58,725 --> 00:39:01,141 He's very strict with me. 529 00:39:01,142 --> 00:39:03,391 Doesn't like me to go out with boys at all. 530 00:39:03,392 --> 00:39:05,807 He sounds more like a jealous lover to me. 531 00:39:05,808 --> 00:39:09,557 Mm-hmm. He likes me to stay home and study my singing. 532 00:39:09,558 --> 00:39:11,807 Are you serious about a career? 533 00:39:11,808 --> 00:39:14,099 No, not particularly. 534 00:39:14,100 --> 00:39:16,724 I want to be a success as a girl. 535 00:39:16,725 --> 00:39:19,182 Oh, it's nice to have outside accomplishments, 536 00:39:19,183 --> 00:39:24,016 like singing, cooking or first aid. 537 00:39:24,017 --> 00:39:25,641 But the main thing is for a woman 538 00:39:25,642 --> 00:39:28,182 to be successful in her gender. 539 00:39:28,183 --> 00:39:29,682 Yeah, but don't you think it's important 540 00:39:29,683 --> 00:39:32,058 to do one thing very well? 541 00:39:32,100 --> 00:39:34,557 Well, sure, that's what I mean. 542 00:39:34,558 --> 00:39:36,891 What are your ambitions? 543 00:39:36,892 --> 00:39:39,266 Well, I'll be graduating from college pretty soon. 544 00:39:39,267 --> 00:39:41,141 Then I guess I'll study law, 'cause then I won't have 545 00:39:41,142 --> 00:39:43,016 to look for a job for another three years. 546 00:39:43,017 --> 00:39:44,474 What will you do for money? 547 00:39:44,475 --> 00:39:47,182 - My father. - Is he rich? 548 00:39:47,183 --> 00:39:48,891 Very, and he doesn't care what I do 549 00:39:48,892 --> 00:39:50,307 as long as I marry and give him grandchildren. 550 00:39:50,308 --> 00:39:51,683 Cigarette? 551 00:39:51,725 --> 00:39:54,307 Oh, no, thanks. I don't smoke. 552 00:39:54,308 --> 00:39:59,016 Your father sounds very Chinese. 553 00:39:59,017 --> 00:40:02,057 He is completely Chinese. And that's good. 554 00:40:02,058 --> 00:40:04,224 It's good for my brother, 'cause he's completely American. 555 00:40:04,225 --> 00:40:06,182 And I'm both, 556 00:40:06,183 --> 00:40:08,057 and sometimes the American half shocks the oriental half, 557 00:40:08,058 --> 00:40:10,224 and sometimes the oriental half 558 00:40:10,225 --> 00:40:12,557 keeps me from showing a girl what's on my mind. 559 00:40:12,558 --> 00:40:15,892 Well, let's start working on the American half. 560 00:40:22,267 --> 00:40:25,391 Oh, what's that, with the Chinese letters? 561 00:40:25,392 --> 00:40:28,766 Oh, that's not Chinese, it's Greek. It's my fraternity pin. 562 00:40:28,767 --> 00:40:33,183 Oh, it's sweet. The tiniest pearls I've ever seen. 563 00:40:33,225 --> 00:40:35,599 Is it true that when a fellow pins a girl, 564 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,099 that means they're going steady? 565 00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:39,391 Yeah. Haven't you ever been pinned? 566 00:40:39,392 --> 00:40:42,891 No, but I wouldn't mind going steady with you. 567 00:40:42,892 --> 00:40:44,474 Would you wear it for me, Linda? 568 00:40:44,475 --> 00:40:46,683 - I'd love to. - Oh, boy. 569 00:40:55,350 --> 00:40:56,724 What's the matter? 570 00:40:56,725 --> 00:40:58,432 - Oh, it's late. - What time is it? 571 00:40:58,433 --> 00:41:00,224 Oh, I'd better go. 572 00:41:00,225 --> 00:41:02,474 I promised brother I'd always be home early. 573 00:41:02,475 --> 00:41:04,682 I'll be seeing you soon, won't I? 574 00:41:04,683 --> 00:41:06,808 We're going steady, aren't we? 575 00:41:43,850 --> 00:41:46,975 Good evening. I'm wang ta. 576 00:41:50,642 --> 00:41:53,724 You are the first-born. 577 00:41:53,725 --> 00:41:56,266 I am Mei li from Hong Kong. 578 00:41:56,267 --> 00:41:59,266 My father and I are guests of your esteemed parent. 579 00:41:59,267 --> 00:42:02,099 Oh, I see. 580 00:42:02,100 --> 00:42:05,141 You remove your shoes Japanese-fashion? 581 00:42:05,142 --> 00:42:07,599 No, it's just that my father is a very light sleeper. 582 00:42:07,600 --> 00:42:09,266 How long have you been here? 583 00:42:09,267 --> 00:42:11,641 Only for two days ago. 584 00:42:11,642 --> 00:42:13,016 Then you haven't seen anything much? 585 00:42:13,017 --> 00:42:15,932 No, only a little of anything much. 586 00:42:15,933 --> 00:42:17,891 Do you like it here? 587 00:42:17,892 --> 00:42:19,682 Oh, yes, I like it. 588 00:42:19,683 --> 00:42:22,557 Especially I like quaker oats. 589 00:42:22,558 --> 00:42:24,474 Quaker... 590 00:42:24,475 --> 00:42:27,057 You are so tall. 591 00:42:27,058 --> 00:42:29,724 You must have been growing a long time. 592 00:42:29,725 --> 00:42:32,057 Steadily, ever since I was born. 593 00:42:32,058 --> 00:42:33,766 Tell me, miss li, 594 00:42:33,767 --> 00:42:36,057 what do you expect to do here in San Francisco? 595 00:42:36,058 --> 00:42:38,182 I came here to get married. 596 00:42:38,183 --> 00:42:40,682 Married? 597 00:42:40,683 --> 00:42:42,516 Oh, I see. 598 00:42:42,517 --> 00:42:44,349 Well, I hope you'll be very happy. 599 00:42:44,350 --> 00:42:47,682 - I hope you will be happy, too. - Thanks. 600 00:42:47,683 --> 00:42:49,974 I must say one thing for my father. He's got good taste. 601 00:42:49,975 --> 00:42:51,766 Oh, yes. 602 00:42:51,767 --> 00:42:53,891 Good night, miss li. 603 00:42:53,892 --> 00:42:55,682 I hope you're going to like it here. 604 00:42:55,683 --> 00:42:57,933 Good night, Mr. Wang ta. 605 00:43:06,558 --> 00:43:11,891 J“ I am going to like it here j“ 606 00:43:11,892 --> 00:43:18,182 j“ there is something about the place j“ 607 00:43:18,183 --> 00:43:23,057 j“ an encouraging atmosphere j“ 608 00:43:23,058 --> 00:43:28,974 j“ like a smile on a friendly face j“ 609 00:43:28,975 --> 00:43:34,182 j“ there is something about the place j“ 610 00:43:34,183 --> 00:43:39,932 j“ so caressing and warm it is j“ 611 00:43:39,933 --> 00:43:45,182 j“ like a smile on a friendly face j“ 612 00:43:45,183 --> 00:43:50,641 j“ like a port in a storm it is j“ 613 00:43:50,642 --> 00:43:56,557 j“ so caressing and warm it is j“ 614 00:43:56,558 --> 00:44:02,100 j“ all the people are so sincere j“ 615 00:44:02,142 --> 00:44:07,641 j“ like a port in a storm it is j“ 616 00:44:07,642 --> 00:44:12,974 j“ I am going to like it here j“ 617 00:44:12,975 --> 00:44:18,599 j“ all the people are so sincere j“ 618 00:44:18,600 --> 00:44:24,432 j“ there's especially one I like j“ 619 00:44:24,433 --> 00:44:29,974 j“ I am going to like it here j“ 620 00:44:29,975 --> 00:44:35,599 j“ it's the father's first son I like j“ 621 00:44:35,600 --> 00:44:40,849 j“ there's especially one I like j“ 622 00:44:40,850 --> 00:44:45,849 j“ there is something about his face j“ 623 00:44:45,850 --> 00:44:51,557 j“ it's the father's first son I like j“ 624 00:44:51,558 --> 00:44:58,266 j“ he's the reason I love the place j“ 625 00:44:58,267 --> 00:45:04,182 j“ there is something about his face j“ 626 00:45:04,183 --> 00:45:10,516 j“ I would follow him anywhere j“ 627 00:45:10,517 --> 00:45:16,182 j“ if he goes to another place j“ 628 00:45:16,183 --> 00:45:23,558 j“ I am going to like it there. J“ 629 00:45:26,975 --> 00:45:29,391 son of a turtle! 630 00:45:29,392 --> 00:45:31,099 He calls himself an editor?! 631 00:45:31,100 --> 00:45:32,849 Why did he not print my letter? 632 00:45:32,850 --> 00:45:35,057 Who is it? 633 00:45:35,058 --> 00:45:36,932 It is Mei li, master wang. 634 00:45:36,933 --> 00:45:39,099 I bring your breakfast. 635 00:45:39,100 --> 00:45:40,767 Come in, Mei li. 636 00:45:46,267 --> 00:45:48,599 Good morning, master wang. 637 00:45:48,600 --> 00:45:51,266 I have cleaned your water pipe. 638 00:45:51,267 --> 00:45:53,724 You are a good, thoughtful girl, Mei li. 639 00:45:53,725 --> 00:45:55,849 Personally, I never fully approved of 640 00:45:55,850 --> 00:45:57,724 the old custom of drowning daughters. 641 00:45:57,725 --> 00:45:59,974 Thank you, master wang. 642 00:45:59,975 --> 00:46:02,641 Today you will meet my first-born, wang ta. 643 00:46:02,642 --> 00:46:04,432 But I have already met him. 644 00:46:04,433 --> 00:46:06,224 You have? Where? 645 00:46:06,225 --> 00:46:08,057 Last night, in the garden. 646 00:46:08,058 --> 00:46:10,724 He is a very good son. 647 00:46:10,725 --> 00:46:14,224 He had his shoes off so as not to awaken you. 648 00:46:14,225 --> 00:46:18,516 He had his shoes off so I would not know what time he came in. 649 00:46:18,517 --> 00:46:20,974 And how did you respond to each other? 650 00:46:20,975 --> 00:46:23,099 I responded good. 651 00:46:23,100 --> 00:46:25,641 I have not spoken to him about you yet. 652 00:46:25,642 --> 00:46:28,308 I'm giving him one week on the American plan. 653 00:46:30,683 --> 00:46:33,224 My sister's husband, are you not dressed yet? 654 00:46:33,225 --> 00:46:36,266 Your knock is getting very weak, my wife's sister. 655 00:46:36,267 --> 00:46:38,349 It is too late to knock. We are going to the bank. 656 00:46:38,350 --> 00:46:40,474 No, no, no bank! 657 00:46:40,475 --> 00:46:43,391 Last time you were very lucky. You only lost $100. 658 00:46:43,392 --> 00:46:45,432 Next time, who knows? 659 00:46:45,433 --> 00:46:47,307 Mei li, help me with this chest. 660 00:46:47,308 --> 00:46:50,224 Has a man no privacy even in his own bedroom?! 661 00:46:50,225 --> 00:46:52,641 At your age, privacy in your bedroom 662 00:46:52,642 --> 00:46:54,724 is the last thing you should complain about. 663 00:46:54,725 --> 00:46:59,682 It is indeed a sad widower who inherits his wife's sister. 664 00:47:03,808 --> 00:47:06,432 My sister's husband wishes to open an account in your bank. 665 00:47:06,433 --> 00:47:08,016 That can be arranged. 666 00:47:08,017 --> 00:47:09,932 Have you any references? 667 00:47:09,933 --> 00:47:11,517 References? 668 00:47:13,350 --> 00:47:15,016 Here are my references. 669 00:47:15,017 --> 00:47:16,849 Where are yours? 670 00:47:16,850 --> 00:47:19,724 Why, we are members of the federal reserve bank, 671 00:47:19,725 --> 00:47:22,932 and we have assets of over $3 billion. 672 00:47:22,933 --> 00:47:25,932 And what happens to those assets if you should fail? 673 00:47:25,933 --> 00:47:29,224 Fail? Did you say fail? 674 00:47:29,225 --> 00:47:31,349 Must you insult the bank? 675 00:47:31,350 --> 00:47:33,182 They have not even accepted you as yet. 676 00:47:33,183 --> 00:47:35,516 Where do you keep your money? 677 00:47:35,517 --> 00:47:38,307 Come with me, please. 678 00:47:38,308 --> 00:47:42,724 See that safe? That door weighs 50 tons. 679 00:47:42,725 --> 00:47:45,182 It looks solid enough. 680 00:47:45,183 --> 00:47:47,516 But I have read of bank robbers. 681 00:47:47,517 --> 00:47:49,932 What if they should hold you up? 682 00:47:49,933 --> 00:47:51,808 Come with me, sir. 683 00:47:57,767 --> 00:47:59,891 Excuse me. 684 00:47:59,892 --> 00:48:02,057 You see that button? 685 00:48:02,058 --> 00:48:03,849 There is one in every teller's cage. 686 00:48:03,850 --> 00:48:06,724 It is the best alarm system ever devised. 687 00:48:06,725 --> 00:48:09,599 The teller presses that and every alarm in the bank, 688 00:48:09,600 --> 00:48:11,767 and in police headquarters, is set off. 689 00:48:11,808 --> 00:48:13,557 Is that so? 690 00:48:13,558 --> 00:48:15,307 No, no, no, no, no! 691 00:48:15,308 --> 00:48:20,141 False alarm! False alarm! It's a mistake! 692 00:48:20,142 --> 00:48:23,016 Everybody, everybody! Back, back! 693 00:48:23,017 --> 00:48:25,557 The gentleman made a mistake. 694 00:48:25,558 --> 00:48:27,974 - Mister. - My sister's husband! 695 00:48:27,975 --> 00:48:30,224 My congratulations. 696 00:48:30,225 --> 00:48:32,433 This is indeed an excellent system. 697 00:48:34,767 --> 00:48:37,432 You look splendid. Splendid. An excellent fit. 698 00:48:37,433 --> 00:48:39,349 Regular ivory league. 699 00:48:39,350 --> 00:48:41,432 Three buttons, pop. You're swingin'. 700 00:48:41,433 --> 00:48:43,224 I am in torture. 701 00:48:43,225 --> 00:48:45,807 It hurts my arms and itches my neck. 702 00:48:45,808 --> 00:48:49,016 Can you not do something about this, Helen chao? 703 00:48:49,017 --> 00:48:51,807 I'm afraid not, master wang. You must get used to the itch. 704 00:48:53,808 --> 00:48:57,599 That is a bad cough. I must get some herbs to cure it. 705 00:48:57,600 --> 00:49:00,432 Pound his back gently. 706 00:49:00,433 --> 00:49:03,557 This is good for your cough, master wang. 707 00:49:03,558 --> 00:49:06,891 My cough gave me the authority I need in this household. 708 00:49:06,892 --> 00:49:09,141 But where is my authority now? 709 00:49:09,142 --> 00:49:10,932 I put my money in the bank, 710 00:49:10,933 --> 00:49:13,807 and I'm being measured for a foreign suit that is unbearable. 711 00:49:13,808 --> 00:49:16,266 I know you'll wear this suit with great distinction, sir. 712 00:49:16,267 --> 00:49:18,557 Have you finished the graduation robe, Helen? 713 00:49:18,558 --> 00:49:21,057 Yes, madam. I worked late last night. 714 00:49:21,058 --> 00:49:22,516 You must give me the bill. 715 00:49:22,517 --> 00:49:26,349 Please, master wang, would you mind? 716 00:49:26,350 --> 00:49:30,974 I'd like this to be a gift, for ta's graduation. 717 00:49:30,975 --> 00:49:33,516 That is very good of you. Why don't you give it to him? 718 00:49:33,517 --> 00:49:34,683 He is in his room. 719 00:49:34,725 --> 00:49:36,307 Thank you, sir. 720 00:49:36,308 --> 00:49:39,141 She is very kind to your brother. 721 00:49:39,142 --> 00:49:40,599 She's got a yen for him. 722 00:49:40,600 --> 00:49:42,724 A yen? 723 00:49:42,725 --> 00:49:45,849 That's when someone sends you. And ta sends her. 724 00:49:45,850 --> 00:49:47,432 Sends her where? 725 00:49:47,433 --> 00:49:50,641 Oh, pop, that's bop. 726 00:49:50,642 --> 00:49:52,267 Bop! 727 00:49:55,892 --> 00:49:58,058 Come in. 728 00:50:00,225 --> 00:50:02,474 - Oh, I'm sorry. - Helen, come in. 729 00:50:02,475 --> 00:50:04,432 - Have you got it? - Yes. 730 00:50:04,433 --> 00:50:07,474 - Wow. - Try it on and see how it fits. 731 00:50:07,475 --> 00:50:09,516 Boy, I've been waiting for this. 732 00:50:09,517 --> 00:50:12,057 I copied it from a supreme courtjudge. 733 00:50:12,058 --> 00:50:13,767 Thanks. 734 00:50:15,808 --> 00:50:17,807 How do I look? 735 00:50:17,808 --> 00:50:21,016 If you had a pigeon on your head, you'd look like a statue. 736 00:50:21,017 --> 00:50:22,599 It's a little loose. 737 00:50:22,600 --> 00:50:24,766 Oh, no. With my coat on, it'll be just right. Here. 738 00:50:24,767 --> 00:50:26,849 Oh, I forgot. 739 00:50:26,850 --> 00:50:28,682 You didn't think I was going to graduate like this, did you? 740 00:50:28,683 --> 00:50:30,557 You could. 741 00:50:30,558 --> 00:50:32,766 Helen, you're coming to my graduation, aren't you? 742 00:50:32,767 --> 00:50:35,057 Do you want me to, ta? 743 00:50:35,058 --> 00:50:36,432 Well, sure I want you to. 744 00:50:36,433 --> 00:50:38,266 That's very nice of you. 745 00:50:38,267 --> 00:50:39,641 After all, you're like one of the family. 746 00:50:39,642 --> 00:50:41,516 Oh, I see. 747 00:50:41,517 --> 00:50:42,724 And you'll be coming to the party aftenivards, too, 748 00:50:42,725 --> 00:50:44,057 won't you? 749 00:50:44,058 --> 00:50:46,349 - Party? - Mm-hmm. 750 00:50:46,350 --> 00:50:48,349 We're celebrating two great events in the family. 751 00:50:48,350 --> 00:50:51,891 I'm graduating from college and auntie from citizenship school. 752 00:50:51,892 --> 00:50:54,849 I'll make her a happy coat. 753 00:50:54,850 --> 00:50:57,017 It fits fine. 754 00:50:59,767 --> 00:51:01,474 Know something? 755 00:51:01,475 --> 00:51:04,141 I never realized it was such fun going steady. 756 00:51:04,142 --> 00:51:06,766 Well, I'm afraid we won't be seeing 757 00:51:06,767 --> 00:51:08,641 much of each other anymore, ta. 758 00:51:08,642 --> 00:51:09,974 Why not? 759 00:51:09,975 --> 00:51:12,224 My brother's ship's coming in. 760 00:51:12,225 --> 00:51:14,266 You know how he feels about me and boys. 761 00:51:14,267 --> 00:51:16,224 I couldn't tell him I've been going steady 762 00:51:16,225 --> 00:51:18,432 unless I told him it was sefious. 763 00:51:18,433 --> 00:51:21,016 Well, I have been pretty serious so far, haven't I? 764 00:51:21,017 --> 00:51:22,932 Not serious enough. 765 00:51:22,933 --> 00:51:25,516 You see, my brother wants me to get married. 766 00:51:25,517 --> 00:51:27,182 I can't get married yet. 767 00:51:27,183 --> 00:51:29,432 My father's putting me through college. 768 00:51:29,433 --> 00:51:32,224 Well, two can be put through college as cheaply as one. 769 00:51:32,225 --> 00:51:34,182 I'd have to have my father's consent. 770 00:51:34,183 --> 00:51:36,432 Aren't I good enough? Don't you think he'll give it? 771 00:51:36,433 --> 00:51:38,057 Sure. It's not that. It's just that... 772 00:51:38,058 --> 00:51:40,057 I've got an idea, ta. 773 00:51:40,058 --> 00:51:42,057 Why don't I bring my brother to your graduation party? 774 00:51:42,058 --> 00:51:44,432 Then we can settle everything. 775 00:51:44,433 --> 00:51:47,266 What's the matter? You don't look very happy. 776 00:51:47,267 --> 00:51:50,599 It's not that. It's just that it all happened so suddenly. 777 00:51:50,600 --> 00:51:53,767 Well, can I help it if you're such a fast worker? 778 00:52:01,642 --> 00:52:03,182 What do you think of it? 779 00:52:03,183 --> 00:52:05,141 It is beautiful. 780 00:52:05,142 --> 00:52:07,932 Mei li has never had anything like it before. 781 00:52:07,933 --> 00:52:09,807 What will she say? 782 00:52:09,808 --> 00:52:11,224 She will like it. 783 00:52:11,225 --> 00:52:13,391 It cost 92 bucks. 784 00:52:13,392 --> 00:52:15,057 Bucks? 785 00:52:15,058 --> 00:52:17,516 Bucks is the American word for dollars. 786 00:52:19,725 --> 00:52:21,767 What are these things for? 787 00:52:21,808 --> 00:52:24,141 All of the women over here have them. 788 00:52:24,142 --> 00:52:27,849 At home, our daughters are taught to strap themselves in. 789 00:52:27,850 --> 00:52:30,057 Here they let themselves out. 790 00:52:30,058 --> 00:52:32,099 Out? 791 00:52:32,100 --> 00:52:35,807 Oh, maybe they serve to keep people away from them in crowds. 792 00:52:35,808 --> 00:52:39,516 Whatever they're for, they all wear them in the United States. 793 00:52:39,517 --> 00:52:42,557 Here it is a symbol, like the American eagle. 794 00:52:47,725 --> 00:52:49,433 Come in. 795 00:52:54,725 --> 00:52:57,891 - Did you send for me, my father? - Yes. 796 00:52:57,892 --> 00:53:01,224 Daughter, you may not wear that dress for the party tonight. 797 00:53:01,225 --> 00:53:04,766 But, father, this is the best dress I have. I tried it... 798 00:53:04,767 --> 00:53:08,016 Look. This is for you. 799 00:53:08,017 --> 00:53:09,433 No... 800 00:53:11,808 --> 00:53:15,016 Oh, it is beautiful. 801 00:53:15,017 --> 00:53:17,724 And very outspoken. 802 00:53:17,725 --> 00:53:19,766 How can I thank you? 803 00:53:19,767 --> 00:53:21,516 Put it on. See if it fits. 804 00:53:21,517 --> 00:53:22,933 Yes. 805 00:53:45,308 --> 00:53:47,932 Wow! 806 00:53:47,933 --> 00:53:51,099 Wang ta, why do you stare at me? 807 00:53:51,100 --> 00:53:53,099 I didn't know you. 808 00:53:53,100 --> 00:53:55,266 Do I look like a tomato? 809 00:53:55,267 --> 00:53:56,891 What? 810 00:53:56,892 --> 00:53:59,807 Wang San said you like American tomatoes. 811 00:53:59,808 --> 00:54:02,432 Don't let him teach you any English. 812 00:54:02,433 --> 00:54:06,557 Oh, I like wang San. He's a cold cat. 813 00:54:06,558 --> 00:54:08,599 I mean a cool cat. 814 00:54:10,267 --> 00:54:12,891 Oh, wang San told me American joke. 815 00:54:12,892 --> 00:54:14,307 Would you like to hear it? 816 00:54:14,308 --> 00:54:17,474 Yes, please. 817 00:54:17,475 --> 00:54:19,392 The first... 818 00:54:21,308 --> 00:54:24,307 The first space ship landed on the moon 819 00:54:24,308 --> 00:54:27,142 and found people there. 820 00:54:27,183 --> 00:54:31,266 And people in the moon are so small, like a bean, 821 00:54:31,267 --> 00:54:33,974 they fit on your hand. 822 00:54:33,975 --> 00:54:39,474 And spaceman fell in love with a girl and asked her to marry. 823 00:54:39,475 --> 00:54:43,141 "I love you. I want to marry you. 824 00:54:43,142 --> 00:54:46,599 "I want to take you back to the earth. 825 00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:48,974 "Ask your father. 826 00:54:48,975 --> 00:54:52,599 "Sir, I would..." Shh. 827 00:54:52,600 --> 00:54:55,849 "I would like to marry with your daughter. 828 00:54:55,850 --> 00:54:58,599 "May I? Oh, thank you. 829 00:54:58,600 --> 00:55:00,641 That's wonderful." 830 00:55:02,475 --> 00:55:03,599 I like. 831 00:55:03,600 --> 00:55:05,475 Very good. 832 00:55:22,850 --> 00:55:25,307 Before I make my final award, 833 00:55:25,308 --> 00:55:28,641 I wish to thank master wang chi-Yang 834 00:55:28,642 --> 00:55:32,266 for so graciously permitting us to use his beautiful garden 835 00:55:32,267 --> 00:55:35,392 for our commencement exercises. 836 00:55:37,850 --> 00:55:40,266 And now I proudly announce 837 00:55:40,267 --> 00:55:43,057 the winner of the medal of excellence 838 00:55:43,058 --> 00:55:46,016 of the Marino school for citizenship, 839 00:55:46,017 --> 00:55:47,891 madam liang. 840 00:55:47,892 --> 00:55:49,392 Oh, my! 841 00:55:50,725 --> 00:55:52,807 Oh, thank you, professor. 842 00:55:52,808 --> 00:55:55,724 Don't thank me. You were the best in the class. 843 00:55:55,725 --> 00:55:58,057 As Lincoln said, 844 00:55:58,058 --> 00:56:00,432 "you can only fool half of the people at a time." 845 00:56:00,433 --> 00:56:02,141 Right. 846 00:56:02,142 --> 00:56:04,307 Wonderful speech you made today, ta. 847 00:56:04,308 --> 00:56:05,724 Thank you, Helen. 848 00:56:05,725 --> 00:56:07,766 My son, today is the first time 849 00:56:07,767 --> 00:56:10,099 since you lost your baby teeth that I have been proud of you. 850 00:56:10,100 --> 00:56:12,016 Thank you, my father. 851 00:56:12,017 --> 00:56:13,557 It's been a long time between compliments. 852 00:56:13,558 --> 00:56:15,516 Aren't you also proud 853 00:56:15,517 --> 00:56:19,974 of this fine American citizen in your family, master wang? 854 00:56:19,975 --> 00:56:23,266 To become an American citizen, it took her five years. 855 00:56:23,267 --> 00:56:25,391 She was Chinese in nine months. 856 00:56:27,183 --> 00:56:30,307 I am happy to be both Chinese and American. 857 00:56:30,308 --> 00:56:33,182 You are like the Chinese dish the Americans invented. 858 00:56:33,183 --> 00:56:34,349 What do they call it? 859 00:56:34,350 --> 00:56:36,474 - Chop suey. - That is it. 860 00:56:36,475 --> 00:56:38,349 Everything is in it, all mixed up. 861 00:56:38,350 --> 00:56:40,516 I like that. 862 00:56:40,517 --> 00:56:41,725 J“ chop suey j“ 863 00:56:42,933 --> 00:56:45,557 j“ chop suey j“ 864 00:56:45,558 --> 00:56:50,016 j“ living here is very much like chop suey j“ 865 00:56:50,017 --> 00:56:52,641 j“ hula-hoops and nuclear war j“ 866 00:56:52,642 --> 00:56:55,141 j“ doctor salk and zsa zsa Gabor j“ 867 00:56:55,142 --> 00:56:59,057 j“ Bobby Darin, Sandra Dee and Dewey j“ 868 00:56:59,058 --> 00:57:00,433 j“ chop suey j“ 869 00:57:01,642 --> 00:57:04,057 j“ chop suey j“ 870 00:57:04,058 --> 00:57:06,474 j“ stars are drifting overhead j“ 871 00:57:06,475 --> 00:57:11,016 j“ birds and worms have gone to bed j“ 872 00:57:11,017 --> 00:57:13,475 j“ men work late in laboratories j“ 873 00:57:13,517 --> 00:57:18,016 j“ others read detective stories j“ 874 00:57:18,017 --> 00:57:20,432 j“ some are roaming round the country j“ 875 00:57:20,433 --> 00:57:24,682 j“ others sit beneath just one tree j“ 876 00:57:24,683 --> 00:57:27,307 j“ tonight on TV's late, late show j“ 877 00:57:27,308 --> 00:57:31,807 j“ you can look at Clara bow j“ 878 00:57:31,808 --> 00:57:33,682 j“ who? J“ 879 00:57:33,683 --> 00:57:35,100 j“ chop suey j“ 880 00:57:36,350 --> 00:57:39,224 j“ chop suey j“ 881 00:57:39,225 --> 00:57:43,307 j“ good and bad, intelligent, mad and screwy j“ 882 00:57:43,308 --> 00:57:45,932 j“ violins and trumpets and drums j“ 883 00:57:45,933 --> 00:57:48,057 j“ take it all the way that it comes j“ 884 00:57:48,058 --> 00:57:52,307 j“ sad and funny, sour and honeydewy j“ 885 00:57:52,308 --> 00:57:53,642 j“ chop suey j“ 886 00:57:54,600 --> 00:57:57,099 j“ chop suey j“ 887 00:57:57,100 --> 00:57:59,516 j“ ball point pens and filter tips j“ 888 00:57:59,517 --> 00:58:03,641 j“ lipsticks and potato chips j“ 889 00:58:03,642 --> 00:58:06,599 j“ in the dampest kind of heat wave j“ 890 00:58:06,600 --> 00:58:10,849 j“ you can give your hair a neat wave j“ 891 00:58:10,850 --> 00:58:13,516 j“ hear that lovely la Paloma j“ 892 00:58:13,517 --> 00:58:18,016 j“ lullaby by Perry como j“ 893 00:58:18,017 --> 00:58:20,432 j“ dreaming in my maidenform bra j“ 894 00:58:20,433 --> 00:58:22,808 j“ dreamed I danced the cha-cha-cha j“ 895 00:58:24,350 --> 00:58:25,641 j“ chop suey j“ 896 00:58:25,642 --> 00:58:27,141 j“ cha cha cha cha j“ 897 00:58:27,142 --> 00:58:29,391 -j“ chop suey j“ -j“ cha cha cha cha j“ 898 00:58:29,392 --> 00:58:34,016 j“ mixed with all the hokum and ballyhooey j“ 899 00:58:34,017 --> 00:58:36,517 j“ something real and glowing and grand j“ 900 00:58:36,558 --> 00:58:38,849 j“ sheds a light all over the land j“ 901 00:58:38,850 --> 00:58:42,766 j“ Boston, Austin, Wichita and Saint Louis j“ 902 00:58:42,767 --> 00:58:43,808 j“ chop suey j“ 903 00:58:45,058 --> 00:58:46,600 j“ chop suey j“ 904 00:58:47,558 --> 00:58:48,600 j“ chop suey j“ 905 00:58:49,767 --> 00:58:51,142 j“ chop suey j“ 906 00:58:52,392 --> 00:58:53,392 j“ chop suey j“ 907 00:58:54,350 --> 00:58:55,600 j“ chop suey j“ 908 00:58:56,808 --> 00:58:59,474 j“ chop suey j“ 909 00:58:59,475 --> 00:59:02,932 j“ meet your partner with a bow j“ 910 00:59:02,933 --> 00:59:05,849 j“ two by two, kowtow j“ 911 00:59:16,058 --> 00:59:18,516 J“ allemande with an elbow swing j“ 912 00:59:24,308 --> 00:59:27,182 J“ promenade round the ring j“ 913 00:59:41,892 --> 00:59:44,974 J“ right and left grand, chop-chop j“ 914 00:59:59,058 --> 01:00:00,849 J“ with a do-si-do j“ 915 01:00:00,850 --> 01:00:02,432 j“ promenade j“ 916 01:00:05,308 --> 01:00:07,266 J“ go, go, go j“ 917 01:00:07,267 --> 01:00:08,891 j“ waltz the hall j“ 918 01:00:22,517 --> 01:00:24,557 J“ everybody have a ball j“ 919 01:01:49,392 --> 01:01:51,725 J“ chop suey. J“ 920 01:02:01,975 --> 01:02:04,142 You know, it's amazing. 921 01:02:04,183 --> 01:02:06,849 For a broken-down comic, you almost look like a sea captain. 922 01:02:06,850 --> 01:02:08,266 Thanks. 923 01:02:08,267 --> 01:02:09,974 If Sammy hears about this, 924 01:02:09,975 --> 01:02:11,808 I'll be captain of the good ship up the creek. 925 01:02:15,017 --> 01:02:16,933 Well, come on. 926 01:02:19,517 --> 01:02:22,807 Well, Mei li, how are you and the boy barrister getting along? 927 01:02:22,808 --> 01:02:24,307 - Wang ta? - Yeah. 928 01:02:24,308 --> 01:02:26,432 - Oh, I like him very much. - Good. 929 01:02:26,433 --> 01:02:28,057 But he is a puzzle. 930 01:02:28,058 --> 01:02:31,016 Sometimes I am not sure he likes me very much, 931 01:02:31,017 --> 01:02:34,599 and sometimes I think maybe he likes me a little much. 932 01:02:34,600 --> 01:02:37,642 How could he help himself, baby? You're a bunch of stuff. 933 01:02:44,017 --> 01:02:45,725 Excuse me. 934 01:02:52,725 --> 01:02:55,599 - Linda? - Hello, ta. 935 01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:57,974 This is my brother, commodore low. 936 01:02:57,975 --> 01:03:00,141 Glad to meet you, commodore. 937 01:03:00,142 --> 01:03:03,057 I told brother about us and he would like to meet your father. 938 01:03:03,058 --> 01:03:05,432 Ooh: 939 01:03:05,433 --> 01:03:07,266 Aye-aye. We ought to have a little talk 940 01:03:07,267 --> 01:03:08,516 and get you two launched. 941 01:03:08,517 --> 01:03:10,224 You know how we sailors are. 942 01:03:10,225 --> 01:03:12,057 We like to have everything tied down in shipshape. 943 01:03:12,058 --> 01:03:14,432 Sure, sure. 944 01:03:14,433 --> 01:03:16,433 Would you come with me, please? 945 01:03:18,183 --> 01:03:20,182 Excuse me, my father. 946 01:03:20,183 --> 01:03:22,307 I present my father. 947 01:03:22,308 --> 01:03:25,391 Madam liang, Dr. Li and his daughter. 948 01:03:25,392 --> 01:03:28,266 This is miss Linda low and her brother, commodore low. 949 01:03:28,267 --> 01:03:30,557 I'm happy to meet all the esteemed 950 01:03:30,558 --> 01:03:32,807 and honored wang chi-Yang family. 951 01:03:32,808 --> 01:03:34,266 Glad to be aboard. 952 01:03:34,267 --> 01:03:37,057 Sweet incense. You smell good. 953 01:03:37,058 --> 01:03:39,891 You wear incense to keep evil spirits away? 954 01:03:39,892 --> 01:03:42,558 Oh, no, to attract them. 955 01:03:45,558 --> 01:03:47,932 You live with your family, miss low? 956 01:03:47,933 --> 01:03:51,599 Well, no. I have a little apartment on Grant Avenue. 957 01:03:51,600 --> 01:03:53,391 Near my music teacher. 958 01:03:53,392 --> 01:03:54,891 - You are a student? - Well, I... 959 01:03:54,892 --> 01:03:56,599 Hey, you drive that crazy car. 960 01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:57,974 I saw you drive up the other night. 961 01:03:57,975 --> 01:03:59,516 - That's me. - You sing rock 'n' roll? 962 01:03:59,517 --> 01:04:01,349 I dig that the most. 963 01:04:01,350 --> 01:04:02,849 Do you know "you be the rock, I'll be the roll?" 964 01:04:02,850 --> 01:04:04,932 Sure. 965 01:04:04,933 --> 01:04:07,141 -J“ you be the rock j“ -j“ I'll be the roll j“ 966 01:04:07,142 --> 01:04:09,225 -j“ you be the soup j“ -j“ I'll be the bowl j“ 967 01:04:09,267 --> 01:04:11,266 -j“ you be the furnace j“ -j“ I'll be the coal j“ 968 01:04:11,267 --> 01:04:12,516 j“ rock, rock, rock j“ 969 01:04:12,517 --> 01:04:15,474 j“ roll, roll, roll. J“ 970 01:04:15,475 --> 01:04:18,224 wang San! 971 01:04:18,225 --> 01:04:19,849 Strictly. 972 01:04:19,850 --> 01:04:22,432 Master wang? 973 01:04:22,433 --> 01:04:24,557 Venerable master wang. 974 01:04:24,558 --> 01:04:26,682 I wish to say I've been considering 975 01:04:26,683 --> 01:04:29,516 your son's proposal to my honorable sister. 976 01:04:29,517 --> 01:04:31,058 Proposal? 977 01:04:35,392 --> 01:04:37,891 As her guardian and her loving brother, 978 01:04:37,892 --> 01:04:40,224 I hereby give my consent. 979 01:04:40,225 --> 01:04:42,932 Father! 980 01:04:42,933 --> 01:04:46,057 Please. I would like to speak to my son. 981 01:04:46,058 --> 01:04:49,682 Alone. 982 01:04:49,683 --> 01:04:52,558 Have something to eat, drink. I'll be right back. 983 01:05:02,808 --> 01:05:06,141 I am going to my room, my father. 984 01:05:06,142 --> 01:05:08,266 I think I want to go to bed. 985 01:05:08,267 --> 01:05:09,933 I understand. 986 01:05:12,308 --> 01:05:16,057 Mei li, I've known ta for a long time. 987 01:05:16,058 --> 01:05:17,932 And I know Linda low. 988 01:05:17,933 --> 01:05:20,308 I do not believe he's in love with her. 989 01:05:25,017 --> 01:05:28,391 The old man sure left you with egg foo Yung on your face. 990 01:05:28,392 --> 01:05:30,141 Give the old boy time. 991 01:05:30,142 --> 01:05:31,808 He's got to get used to the idea. 992 01:05:31,850 --> 01:05:33,641 Well, well, well. Hello there. 993 01:05:33,642 --> 01:05:36,474 Hi, commodore. Glad to have you aboard. 994 01:05:36,475 --> 01:05:38,974 Who's taking tickets down at the theater? 995 01:05:38,975 --> 01:05:40,557 Well, I... she... 996 01:05:40,558 --> 01:05:42,141 What did you say the name of your ship was? 997 01:05:42,142 --> 01:05:43,807 The 88... the ss... 998 01:05:43,808 --> 01:05:46,183 Well, you got the initials right, anyway. 999 01:05:50,642 --> 01:05:52,891 Now I know where you've been sneaking off to every night. 1000 01:05:52,892 --> 01:05:56,016 What is it with you? You don't love thatjerk. 1001 01:05:56,017 --> 01:05:58,057 He's a very sweet boy. 1002 01:05:58,058 --> 01:06:01,182 Besides, you and I have been keeping company for five years, 1003 01:06:01,183 --> 01:06:03,266 and I'm just where I started. 1004 01:06:03,267 --> 01:06:06,017 I want a little social security. 1005 01:06:08,225 --> 01:06:10,182 What do you know of marriage? 1006 01:06:10,183 --> 01:06:11,682 What do you know of women? 1007 01:06:11,683 --> 01:06:13,182 Sir, what did you know of marriage and women 1008 01:06:13,183 --> 01:06:14,641 when you married my mother? 1009 01:06:14,642 --> 01:06:16,932 Nothing. That is why I obeyed my father 1010 01:06:16,933 --> 01:06:18,807 and married the woman he chose for me. 1011 01:06:18,808 --> 01:06:20,766 This is not China. This is a different world. 1012 01:06:20,767 --> 01:06:22,557 And here a man has a right to choose his own wife. 1013 01:06:22,558 --> 01:06:24,182 And here he also has the right 1014 01:06:24,183 --> 01:06:25,891 to get divorced every year and pick a new one. 1015 01:06:25,892 --> 01:06:27,599 After all, I am over 21. 1016 01:06:27,600 --> 01:06:30,474 Do you think you were born over 21?! 1017 01:06:30,475 --> 01:06:33,225 Almost everything you are up to now has come from me! 1018 01:06:35,600 --> 01:06:37,975 Ta, do you really want to marry that girl? 1019 01:06:40,058 --> 01:06:43,307 - Sure I do. - Aha! I knew it! 1020 01:06:43,308 --> 01:06:44,932 You do not even know your own mind! 1021 01:06:44,933 --> 01:06:46,474 That's not the point! 1022 01:06:46,475 --> 01:06:48,307 Here, a man is supposed to think for himself! 1023 01:06:48,308 --> 01:06:50,432 When that day come when you can think for yourself, 1024 01:06:50,433 --> 01:06:52,225 I will let you know! 1025 01:07:04,350 --> 01:07:07,516 My trusted servants, friends and merchants. 1026 01:07:07,517 --> 01:07:09,807 In observance of our ancient tradition, 1027 01:07:09,808 --> 01:07:13,307 we must all start the new year with a clean body 1028 01:07:13,308 --> 01:07:16,266 and a clean conscience and all our debts paid. 1029 01:07:16,267 --> 01:07:18,391 Thank you, honored sir. 1030 01:07:18,392 --> 01:07:20,224 I wish all our customers observed 1031 01:07:20,225 --> 01:07:22,058 the ancient laws the way you do. 1032 01:07:29,475 --> 01:07:31,016 My son! 1033 01:07:31,017 --> 01:07:33,224 How did you hurt yourself? 1034 01:07:33,225 --> 01:07:35,932 Paul revere's horse kicked me. 1035 01:07:35,933 --> 01:07:38,599 Paul who? 1036 01:07:38,600 --> 01:07:40,432 San should see a doctor. 1037 01:07:40,433 --> 01:07:42,182 No, he's all right. 1038 01:07:42,183 --> 01:07:44,016 He's in the new year's day parade. 1039 01:07:44,017 --> 01:07:48,349 The spirit of 1776, when we won the Boston tea party. 1040 01:07:48,350 --> 01:07:50,724 What happened to your western suit? 1041 01:07:50,725 --> 01:07:53,557 I burned a hole in it while smoking my water pipe. 1042 01:07:53,558 --> 01:07:55,182 Accidentally. 1043 01:07:55,183 --> 01:07:58,141 - Accidentally? - Throw it away. 1044 01:07:58,142 --> 01:08:01,057 You cannot throw away an expensive suit like this. 1045 01:08:01,058 --> 01:08:03,974 I will send it to Helen chao. She will mend it for you. 1046 01:08:03,975 --> 01:08:09,266 Good morning, madam liang. Master wang. 1047 01:08:09,267 --> 01:08:13,267 I regret that we can no longer accept your kind hospitality. 1048 01:08:19,642 --> 01:08:21,974 Please, do not leave yet. 1049 01:08:21,975 --> 01:08:23,975 I would like to speak to Mei li. 1050 01:08:34,350 --> 01:08:36,183 Come in. 1051 01:08:42,433 --> 01:08:45,766 Mei li, I understand what you feel. 1052 01:08:45,767 --> 01:08:48,307 My son has behaved badly. 1053 01:08:48,308 --> 01:08:51,182 But it is not altogether his fault. 1054 01:08:51,183 --> 01:08:54,266 Ta does not accept my authority. 1055 01:08:54,267 --> 01:08:58,641 In his rebellion, he does many foolish things to defy me. 1056 01:08:58,642 --> 01:09:02,057 But I do not believe he really loves that girl. 1057 01:09:02,058 --> 01:09:04,516 I do not understand. 1058 01:09:04,517 --> 01:09:07,557 It is difficult for me, too, in america. 1059 01:09:07,558 --> 01:09:11,557 Mei li, I do not want to lose you for my son... 1060 01:09:11,558 --> 01:09:13,891 Or for myself. 1061 01:09:13,892 --> 01:09:17,349 Please, please, trust me. Do not go. 1062 01:09:17,350 --> 01:09:20,016 Ta will realize that he loves you. 1063 01:09:20,017 --> 01:09:23,391 He has not yet opened his eyes. 1064 01:09:23,392 --> 01:09:26,058 Just give him a little more time. 1065 01:09:29,225 --> 01:09:31,933 I will do as you ask, master wang. 1066 01:11:10,142 --> 01:11:11,641 In other words, "happy new year." 1067 01:11:11,642 --> 01:11:13,391 Happy new year to you, Sammy. 1068 01:11:13,392 --> 01:11:16,307 Yes, happy new year for those that are happy. 1069 01:11:16,308 --> 01:11:18,057 Venerable master wang, 1070 01:11:18,058 --> 01:11:19,599 I came here to invite you and your family 1071 01:11:19,600 --> 01:11:21,807 to be my guests tonight at the celestial gardens. 1072 01:11:21,808 --> 01:11:24,474 Thank you, but I never go out. 1073 01:11:24,475 --> 01:11:26,766 One of the virtues of growing old is learning 1074 01:11:26,767 --> 01:11:29,599 that if you do not go out, you do not miss anything. 1075 01:11:29,600 --> 01:11:31,266 Master wang, 1076 01:11:31,267 --> 01:11:32,891 if you want to break up your son's romance, 1077 01:11:32,892 --> 01:11:34,474 you'd better break that rule tonight. 1078 01:11:34,475 --> 01:11:36,307 - What did you say? - I can do it. 1079 01:11:36,308 --> 01:11:38,641 Just make sure you're there, 1080 01:11:38,642 --> 01:11:41,349 and I'll make you a new year's present you'll never forget. 1081 01:11:41,350 --> 01:11:44,516 So long, folks. See you later. 1082 01:11:44,517 --> 01:11:46,308 Mr. Fong. 1083 01:12:23,225 --> 01:12:26,266 J“ western street with eastern manners j“ 1084 01:12:26,267 --> 01:12:28,892 j“ tall pagodas and golden banners j“ 1085 01:12:28,933 --> 01:12:33,350 j“ throw their shadows through the lantern glow j“ 1086 01:12:37,475 --> 01:12:39,724 j“ you can shop for precious Jade j“ 1087 01:12:39,725 --> 01:12:42,516 j“ or teakwood tables or silk brocade j“ 1088 01:12:42,517 --> 01:12:47,766 j“ or see a bold and brassy nightclub show j“ 1089 01:12:47,767 --> 01:12:51,892 j“ on the most exciting thoroughfare I know j“ 1090 01:12:54,350 --> 01:12:59,557 j“ Grant Avenue, San Francisco, California, usa j“ 1091 01:12:59,558 --> 01:13:01,891 j“ looks down from Chinatown j“ 1092 01:13:01,892 --> 01:13:05,182 j“ over a foggy bay j“ 1093 01:13:05,183 --> 01:13:07,807 j“ you travel there in a trolley j“ 1094 01:13:07,808 --> 01:13:10,182 j“ in a trolley, up you climb j“ 1095 01:13:10,183 --> 01:13:12,891 j“ dong, dong, you're in Hong Kong j“ 1096 01:13:12,892 --> 01:13:15,057 j“ having yourself a time j“ 1097 01:13:15,058 --> 01:13:18,432 j“ you can eat if you are in the mood j“ 1098 01:13:18,433 --> 01:13:20,891 -j“ shark fin soup j“ -j“ bean cake fish j“ 1099 01:13:20,892 --> 01:13:23,432 j“ the girl who serves you all your food j“ 1100 01:13:23,433 --> 01:13:24,849 j“ is another tasty dish j“ 1101 01:13:24,850 --> 01:13:26,474 j“ you know that j“ 1102 01:13:26,475 --> 01:13:29,557 j“ you can't have a new way of living j“ 1103 01:13:29,558 --> 01:13:31,724 j“ till you're living all the way j“ 1104 01:13:31,725 --> 01:13:33,641 j“ on Grant Avenue j“ 1105 01:13:33,642 --> 01:13:36,141 -j“ where is that? J“ -j“ San Francisco j“ 1106 01:13:36,142 --> 01:13:37,766 j“ that's where's that j“ 1107 01:13:37,767 --> 01:13:40,474 j“ California, usa. J“ 1108 01:15:48,058 --> 01:15:51,516 - Didn't she get back yet? - No, Mr. Fong. 1109 01:15:51,517 --> 01:15:54,307 Say, you're always around here. 1110 01:15:54,308 --> 01:15:56,307 I bet you knew where she was going out every night. 1111 01:15:56,308 --> 01:15:58,016 No, Mr. Fong. 1112 01:15:58,017 --> 01:16:01,057 But I do know the man she's engaged to marry. 1113 01:16:01,058 --> 01:16:03,224 Man? He's a jerk. 1114 01:16:03,225 --> 01:16:06,016 I'll break his rice bowl. 1115 01:16:06,017 --> 01:16:08,766 Frankie said you were looking for me, Mr. Fong. 1116 01:16:08,767 --> 01:16:11,224 Keep that floor table for a party of five. 1117 01:16:11,225 --> 01:16:12,932 No check. It's on the house. 1118 01:16:12,933 --> 01:16:14,682 Under what name, sir? 1119 01:16:14,683 --> 01:16:16,682 Master wang chi-Yang and family. I'll be out there. 1120 01:16:16,683 --> 01:16:17,807 Yes, sir. 1121 01:16:17,808 --> 01:16:20,932 - Oh, I see. - Oh, you see... 1122 01:16:20,933 --> 01:16:24,349 But you didn't hear anything, you understand? 1123 01:16:24,350 --> 01:16:27,516 What were you doing in my dressing room? 1124 01:16:27,517 --> 01:16:29,266 Well, that's a nice greeting for the new year. 1125 01:16:29,267 --> 01:16:31,807 Baby, I've been thinking it over, 1126 01:16:31,808 --> 01:16:33,432 and I've decided I was a bum sport. 1127 01:16:33,433 --> 01:16:35,349 I want to wish you and ta lots of luck. 1128 01:16:35,350 --> 01:16:36,891 Okay, what's the pitch? 1129 01:16:36,892 --> 01:16:39,182 For the first time that I'm sincere, 1130 01:16:39,183 --> 01:16:40,807 you think I got an angle. 1131 01:16:40,808 --> 01:16:42,641 Well, I mean it, whether you believe me or not. 1132 01:16:42,642 --> 01:16:45,557 So be happy. Take it or leave it. 1133 01:16:45,558 --> 01:16:48,016 I'm sorry, Sammy. How was I to know? 1134 01:16:48,017 --> 01:16:50,307 You were never sincere before. 1135 01:16:50,308 --> 01:16:53,349 He's a nice kid, even if he's still in college. 1136 01:16:53,350 --> 01:16:55,724 - He's a little young. - He'll age. 1137 01:16:55,725 --> 01:16:59,266 Sammy, would you mind if I quit tonight? 1138 01:16:59,267 --> 01:17:02,057 Sure, kid. I know how you feel. 1139 01:17:02,058 --> 01:17:03,724 But this is new year's. 1140 01:17:03,725 --> 01:17:05,849 I got them stacked out there like sardines. 1141 01:17:05,850 --> 01:17:07,349 I'll make a deal with you. 1142 01:17:07,350 --> 01:17:08,766 Go on for just the first show, 1143 01:17:08,767 --> 01:17:10,891 and I'll keep up the payments on the car. 1144 01:17:10,892 --> 01:17:13,766 - It's a deal. - That's my girl. 1145 01:17:13,767 --> 01:17:16,016 Let's just be pals. 1146 01:17:16,017 --> 01:17:20,308 I'll be out there waiting for your entrance. 1147 01:17:20,350 --> 01:17:22,516 I wish it was diamonds. 1148 01:17:22,517 --> 01:17:24,517 So do I, pal. 1149 01:17:31,017 --> 01:17:34,849 Has wang ta ever seen your act, miss low? 1150 01:17:34,850 --> 01:17:37,557 Of course not. He doesn't even know I work here. 1151 01:17:37,558 --> 01:17:39,641 That's the reason I'm quitting tonight. 1152 01:17:39,642 --> 01:17:42,349 Sammy fong's going to be heartbroken. 1153 01:17:42,350 --> 01:17:44,182 You see this finger? 1154 01:17:44,183 --> 01:17:47,474 For five years it's been naked as a jaybird. 1155 01:17:47,475 --> 01:17:52,057 But now I am going to warm it up with a ring. 1156 01:17:52,058 --> 01:17:56,057 Ah, good evening, master wang. Step this way, please. 1157 01:17:56,058 --> 01:17:58,600 We have a wonderful table for you. Excuse me, sir. 1158 01:18:02,392 --> 01:18:06,307 It's a pleasure to have you and your guests here tonight. 1159 01:18:06,308 --> 01:18:08,599 Joe. Joe, please. 1160 01:18:08,600 --> 01:18:10,807 Welcome to the celestial gardens. 1161 01:18:10,808 --> 01:18:13,141 I know you're going to enjoy the show. 1162 01:18:13,142 --> 01:18:15,807 Jimmy, bring a Magnum of champagne to this table. 1163 01:18:15,808 --> 01:18:17,892 - Yes, sir. - May I join you? 1164 01:18:24,933 --> 01:18:26,766 Happy new year. 1165 01:18:26,767 --> 01:18:29,266 Oh, thank you, Mei li. 1166 01:18:29,267 --> 01:18:32,307 Would you like to dance? 1167 01:18:32,308 --> 01:18:34,057 I do not know how, 1168 01:18:34,058 --> 01:18:36,766 but I will walk around with you while you dance. 1169 01:18:36,767 --> 01:18:38,349 Come on, I'll show you. 1170 01:18:48,017 --> 01:18:49,932 What happened? 1171 01:18:49,933 --> 01:18:51,933 We're too late. 1172 01:18:55,892 --> 01:18:59,057 I am always too late. 1173 01:19:03,433 --> 01:19:05,682 Hiya, folks. 1174 01:19:05,683 --> 01:19:08,891 Happy new year and welcome to the celestial gardens. 1175 01:19:08,892 --> 01:19:11,807 You know, a funny thing happened to me on my way here tonight. 1176 01:19:11,808 --> 01:19:12,891 I, uh... 1177 01:19:12,892 --> 01:19:15,599 It's commodore low. 1178 01:19:15,600 --> 01:19:17,057 Aye yi yi. 1179 01:19:19,433 --> 01:19:20,766 I can't think of what it was, 1180 01:19:20,767 --> 01:19:23,517 but it struck me funny at the time. Ha! 1181 01:19:25,933 --> 01:19:27,891 Maestro, please. 1182 01:19:30,392 --> 01:19:33,766 J“ I am a vagabond sailor j“ 1183 01:19:33,767 --> 01:19:37,016 j“ all my friends call me sport j“ 1184 01:19:37,017 --> 01:19:40,182 j“ I am a fellow for action j“ 1185 01:19:40,183 --> 01:19:43,474 j“ any storm in a port j“ 1186 01:19:43,475 --> 01:19:46,850 any storm in a port! Get it? 1187 01:19:48,892 --> 01:19:52,057 Back to the laundry. 1188 01:19:52,058 --> 01:19:55,516 J“ now that I'm home and I'm resting j“ 1189 01:19:55,517 --> 01:19:58,891 j“ home from over the sea j“ 1190 01:19:58,892 --> 01:20:02,599 j“ all of the girls who adored me j“ 1191 01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:09,307 j“ go gliding through my memory j“ 1192 01:20:09,308 --> 01:20:13,307 j“ a sweet Colleen from Ireland j“ 1193 01:20:13,308 --> 01:20:16,891 j“ her hair was fiery red j“ 1194 01:20:16,892 --> 01:20:20,516 j“ her eyes gave out a green light j“ 1195 01:20:20,517 --> 01:20:23,266 j“ that said I could go ahead j“ 1196 01:20:23,267 --> 01:20:25,391 say something in Irish. 1197 01:20:25,392 --> 01:20:27,349 - Ellin go blah! - Ooh! 1198 01:20:27,350 --> 01:20:31,432 J“ I met a girl in Sweden j“ 1199 01:20:31,433 --> 01:20:35,516 j“ of whom I grew quite fond j“ 1200 01:20:35,517 --> 01:20:39,266 j“ a stately Scandinavian type j“ 1201 01:20:39,267 --> 01:20:42,641 j“ a buxom, blue-eyed blond j“ 1202 01:20:42,642 --> 01:20:46,349 j“ and then in merry england j“ 1203 01:20:46,350 --> 01:20:50,016 j“ a girl who worshipped me j“ 1204 01:20:50,017 --> 01:20:56,224 j“ gliding through my memory j“ 1205 01:20:56,225 --> 01:21:00,307 j“ that's how I see them j“ 1206 01:21:00,308 --> 01:21:04,933 j“ gliding through my memory j“ 1207 01:21:07,225 --> 01:21:11,016 j“ in sunny Barcelona j“ 1208 01:21:11,017 --> 01:21:14,391 j“ a dancing chick I picked j“ 1209 01:21:14,392 --> 01:21:17,932 j“ her castanets were clicking j“ 1210 01:21:17,933 --> 01:21:21,057 j“ like nothing ever clicked j“ 1211 01:21:21,058 --> 01:21:23,682 - olé! - You can say that again. 1212 01:21:23,683 --> 01:21:28,391 J“ a very friendly mademoiselle j“ 1213 01:21:28,392 --> 01:21:32,016 j“ in ooh-ia-ia Paris j“ 1214 01:21:32,017 --> 01:21:35,766 j“ she was a girl who couldn't say j“ 1215 01:21:35,767 --> 01:21:38,474 j“ anything but j“ 1216 01:21:38,475 --> 01:21:40,057 oui. 1217 01:21:40,058 --> 01:21:42,474 J“ ring-a-ding-ding j“ 1218 01:21:42,475 --> 01:21:46,099 j“ was fun to cast an anchor j“ 1219 01:21:46,100 --> 01:21:49,891 j“ in lovely Casablanca j“ 1220 01:21:49,892 --> 01:21:53,516 j“ I loved a grecian doll and j“ 1221 01:21:53,517 --> 01:21:57,141 j“ another doll in Holland j“ 1222 01:21:57,142 --> 01:22:04,057 j“ but of all the girls in every hemisphere j“ 1223 01:22:04,058 --> 01:22:08,849 j“ there is no one like the girl I have right here. J“ 1224 01:23:34,850 --> 01:23:36,641 I guess you didn't know she was loaded with all that talent, 1225 01:23:36,642 --> 01:23:37,642 did you, kid? 1226 01:24:17,267 --> 01:24:20,224 Hey, ta! Happy new year! 1227 01:24:20,225 --> 01:24:22,849 - Have some tiger bone wine. - Happy new year. 1228 01:24:22,850 --> 01:24:24,767 Have some tiger bone wine. 1229 01:24:26,642 --> 01:24:28,808 Hey! 1230 01:24:32,933 --> 01:24:34,641 Ta! 1231 01:24:34,642 --> 01:24:36,224 Listen to me. 1232 01:24:36,225 --> 01:24:37,849 Please, Helen, just leave me alone. 1233 01:24:37,850 --> 01:24:39,391 - Where are you going? - I don't know. 1234 01:24:39,392 --> 01:24:40,849 To the rickshaw bar, I guess. 1235 01:24:40,850 --> 01:24:42,557 Then I'm going with you. 1236 01:24:42,558 --> 01:24:44,224 We'll drink the new year in together... 1237 01:24:44,225 --> 01:24:46,517 With tiger bone wine. 1238 01:24:52,767 --> 01:24:54,182 All right now. 1239 01:24:54,183 --> 01:24:56,849 J“ I'm just a vagabond sailor j“ 1240 01:24:56,850 --> 01:24:58,267 here we are. 1241 01:24:58,308 --> 01:25:02,516 Just stand here. Don't move. 1242 01:25:02,517 --> 01:25:05,557 J“ just stand there, don't move j“ 1243 01:25:05,558 --> 01:25:07,474 you're gonna be just fine, ta. 1244 01:25:07,475 --> 01:25:11,432 All you need is a little rest and a little sleep. 1245 01:25:11,433 --> 01:25:14,641 J“ all you need is some rest j“ 1246 01:25:14,642 --> 01:25:16,391 Helen will take care of you. 1247 01:25:16,392 --> 01:25:21,349 Oh! Not over there. Come on. Up we go. 1248 01:25:21,350 --> 01:25:24,391 J“ all of the girls who adore me j“ 1249 01:25:24,392 --> 01:25:25,432 sit over here. 1250 01:25:25,433 --> 01:25:27,641 Sit down. Right over here. 1251 01:25:27,642 --> 01:25:30,891 J“ all of the girls who adore me go gliding j“ 1252 01:25:30,892 --> 01:25:32,474 let me have your shoes. 1253 01:25:32,475 --> 01:25:34,974 J“ let me have your shoes. J“ 1254 01:25:34,975 --> 01:25:37,057 you know what year this is? 1255 01:25:37,058 --> 01:25:40,267 The year of the ox. 1256 01:25:40,308 --> 01:25:42,641 That dumb ox. 1257 01:25:42,642 --> 01:25:45,641 Yeah. And that's me. 1258 01:25:45,642 --> 01:25:50,432 Her brother gave her the convertible to save carfare. 1259 01:25:50,433 --> 01:25:52,432 She has no brother. 1260 01:25:52,433 --> 01:25:55,224 Sammy fong gave her everything she's got. 1261 01:25:55,225 --> 01:25:59,224 She's been his girl for five years. 1262 01:25:59,225 --> 01:26:01,641 Sammy fong's girl? 1263 01:26:01,642 --> 01:26:04,557 That's right. 1264 01:26:04,558 --> 01:26:08,849 The worst of it is it proves my father was right. 1265 01:26:08,850 --> 01:26:11,557 My father was right. 1266 01:26:11,558 --> 01:26:13,891 You'll get over it, ta. 1267 01:26:13,892 --> 01:26:15,891 Just rest a while. 1268 01:26:15,892 --> 01:26:18,058 Close your eyes. 1269 01:26:21,767 --> 01:26:23,599 You're here with me, Helen. 1270 01:26:23,600 --> 01:26:24,933 Don't leave me. 1271 01:26:25,892 --> 01:26:27,683 Don't leave me. 1272 01:26:28,642 --> 01:26:30,933 Don't leave me. 1273 01:26:42,767 --> 01:26:48,058 J“ I have wished before j“ 1274 01:26:49,892 --> 01:26:55,308 j“ I will wish no more j“ 1275 01:26:57,517 --> 01:27:03,600 j“ love, look away j“ 1276 01:27:03,642 --> 01:27:10,307 j“ love, look away from me j“ 1277 01:27:10,308 --> 01:27:16,891 j“ fly when you pass my door j“ 1278 01:27:16,892 --> 01:27:24,141 j“ fly and get lost at sea j“ 1279 01:27:24,142 --> 01:27:30,391 j“ call it a day j“ 1280 01:27:30,392 --> 01:27:37,141 j“ love, let us say we're through j“ 1281 01:27:37,142 --> 01:27:43,766 j“ no good are you for me j“ 1282 01:27:43,767 --> 01:27:51,391 j“ no good am I for you j“ 1283 01:27:51,392 --> 01:27:55,807 j“ wanting you so j“ 1284 01:27:55,808 --> 01:27:59,892 j“ I try too much j“ 1285 01:28:02,308 --> 01:28:06,807 j“ after you go j“ 1286 01:28:06,808 --> 01:28:14,682 j“ I cry too much j“ 1287 01:28:14,683 --> 01:28:20,266 j“ love, look away j“ 1288 01:28:20,267 --> 01:28:26,807 j“ lonely though I may be j“ 1289 01:28:26,808 --> 01:28:34,682 j“ leave me and set me free j“ 1290 01:28:34,683 --> 01:28:40,724 j“ look away, look away j“ 1291 01:28:40,725 --> 01:28:43,932 j“ look away j“ 1292 01:28:43,933 --> 01:28:51,058 j“ from me. J“ 1293 01:34:19,850 --> 01:34:22,141 Good morning, miss Helen chao. 1294 01:34:22,142 --> 01:34:23,307 Good morning, miss Mei li. 1295 01:34:23,308 --> 01:34:25,516 Thank you. 1296 01:34:25,517 --> 01:34:29,016 Madam liang asked me to bring the old master's western coat. 1297 01:34:29,017 --> 01:34:30,558 It is damaged. 1298 01:34:32,350 --> 01:34:34,266 How did he ever do that? 1299 01:34:34,267 --> 01:34:37,391 Oh, the old master does everything in a big way. 1300 01:34:37,392 --> 01:34:39,517 Excuse me a minute. 1301 01:35:03,808 --> 01:35:06,182 I'll tell madam liang when it's ready 1302 01:35:06,183 --> 01:35:07,975 and you can come and get it. 1303 01:35:09,933 --> 01:35:11,517 Good-bye. 1304 01:35:14,933 --> 01:35:17,557 - Who was that? - A customer. 1305 01:35:17,558 --> 01:35:19,266 I'm preparing breakfast for you. 1306 01:35:19,267 --> 01:35:22,057 Breakfast? 1307 01:35:22,058 --> 01:35:24,099 What time is it? 1308 01:35:24,100 --> 01:35:25,974 It's past noon. 1309 01:35:25,975 --> 01:35:27,599 My father's probably called the police 1310 01:35:27,600 --> 01:35:29,682 and every hospital in town. 1311 01:35:29,683 --> 01:35:31,307 Please, ta. Stay and eat something. 1312 01:35:31,308 --> 01:35:32,932 Thanks, Helen. Some other time. I've got to get home. 1313 01:35:32,933 --> 01:35:35,224 - When will you come again? - Soon. 1314 01:35:35,225 --> 01:35:38,766 Ta, please. Don't go yet. 1315 01:35:38,767 --> 01:35:39,932 Please. 1316 01:35:39,933 --> 01:35:43,766 Helen, I'd like to stay. 1317 01:35:43,767 --> 01:35:45,350 But you know my father, he'll... 1318 01:35:47,475 --> 01:35:50,474 Really, Helen, I'm sorry. 1319 01:35:50,475 --> 01:35:52,974 Maybe some other time. 1320 01:35:52,975 --> 01:35:55,267 Ta. 1321 01:36:01,725 --> 01:36:03,892 Look. He didn't come home. 1322 01:36:03,933 --> 01:36:06,474 This is the first time he's stayed out all night. 1323 01:36:06,475 --> 01:36:09,016 What could he be doing? 1324 01:36:09,017 --> 01:36:12,182 If this was a quiz program, I could win a trip to Europe. 1325 01:36:12,183 --> 01:36:14,516 I want you to call the police department 1326 01:36:14,517 --> 01:36:16,349 to close down that nightclub. 1327 01:36:16,350 --> 01:36:18,307 It is destroying public morals. 1328 01:36:18,308 --> 01:36:20,932 They cannot. It is a free enterprise. 1329 01:36:20,933 --> 01:36:23,599 It is that dancing girl's fault! 1330 01:36:23,600 --> 01:36:26,224 Throwing her evil spirits in my face! 1331 01:36:26,225 --> 01:36:29,141 That is American folk dance. 1332 01:36:29,142 --> 01:36:31,682 - Uh-0h. - Wait! 1333 01:36:31,683 --> 01:36:34,182 - Why are you not in school? - It's Saturday. 1334 01:36:34,183 --> 01:36:37,142 Always some excuse! 1335 01:36:39,933 --> 01:36:43,642 I was going to mess up your bed, but the folks beat me to it. 1336 01:36:45,600 --> 01:36:47,474 Father? 1337 01:36:47,475 --> 01:36:49,557 Where have you been to this hour? 1338 01:36:49,558 --> 01:36:51,391 Spending the night... 1339 01:36:51,392 --> 01:36:53,807 Stop! Not in front of your aunt! 1340 01:36:53,808 --> 01:36:57,516 I beg your forgiveness, my father. 1341 01:36:57,517 --> 01:37:00,766 You were right. I should've listened. 1342 01:37:00,767 --> 01:37:03,391 I was a fool. 1343 01:37:03,392 --> 01:37:08,224 Knowing you are a fool is the beginning of wisdom. 1344 01:37:08,225 --> 01:37:11,016 Now I have my son back. 1345 01:37:11,017 --> 01:37:13,392 Send Mei li to me. 1346 01:37:14,933 --> 01:37:16,599 Finding the right woman 1347 01:37:16,600 --> 01:37:19,766 is a responsibility that rests on my shoulders. 1348 01:37:19,767 --> 01:37:22,391 And I'm happy to say that I have found her. 1349 01:37:22,392 --> 01:37:23,933 I have spoken to Dr. Li. 1350 01:37:25,933 --> 01:37:27,975 True, wang ta. 1351 01:37:28,017 --> 01:37:30,266 I would be honored to have you for my son-in-law. 1352 01:37:30,267 --> 01:37:33,307 Come, we will drink to the happiness of our children 1353 01:37:33,308 --> 01:37:35,892 with tiger bone wine. 1354 01:37:42,475 --> 01:37:45,432 Ah, my child. I'm glad you are here. 1355 01:37:45,433 --> 01:37:47,558 We must all drink to my grandchildren. 1356 01:37:50,975 --> 01:37:53,975 Leave them alone. Let them settle it themselves. 1357 01:37:56,808 --> 01:37:58,600 What is it, Mei li? 1358 01:38:00,183 --> 01:38:01,767 Look at me, Mei li. 1359 01:38:08,892 --> 01:38:11,225 I want to tell you a story. 1360 01:38:13,433 --> 01:38:16,099 Along the hwang ho valley 1361 01:38:16,100 --> 01:38:19,099 where young men walk and dream, 1362 01:38:19,100 --> 01:38:21,641 a flower boat with singing girls 1363 01:38:21,642 --> 01:38:25,099 came drifting down the stream. 1364 01:38:25,100 --> 01:38:30,557 J“ I saw the face of only one j“ 1365 01:38:30,558 --> 01:38:35,600 j“ come drifting down the stream j“ 1366 01:38:39,267 --> 01:38:44,766 j“ you are beautiful j“ 1367 01:38:44,767 --> 01:38:49,182 j“ small and shy j“ 1368 01:38:49,183 --> 01:38:54,516 j“ you are the girl whose eyes met mine j“ 1369 01:38:54,517 --> 01:39:00,432 j“ just as your boat sailed by j“ 1370 01:39:00,433 --> 01:39:06,391 j“ this I know of you j“ 1371 01:39:06,392 --> 01:39:11,641 j“ nothing more j“ 1372 01:39:11,642 --> 01:39:17,349 j“ you are the girl whose eyes met mine j“ 1373 01:39:17,350 --> 01:39:22,682 j“ passing the river shore j“ 1374 01:39:22,683 --> 01:39:28,432 j“ you are the girl whose laugh I heard j“ 1375 01:39:28,433 --> 01:39:33,641 j“ silver and soft and bright j“ 1376 01:39:33,642 --> 01:39:40,266 j“ soft as the fall of lotus leaves j“ 1377 01:39:40,267 --> 01:39:46,182 j“ brushing the air of night j“ 1378 01:39:46,183 --> 01:39:52,182 j“ while your flower boat j“ 1379 01:39:52,183 --> 01:39:57,307 j“ sailed away j“ 1380 01:39:57,308 --> 01:40:03,182 j“ gently your eyes looked back on mine j“ 1381 01:40:03,183 --> 01:40:09,891 j“ clearly you heard me say j“ 1382 01:40:09,892 --> 01:40:16,141 j“ you are the girl I will love j“ 1383 01:40:16,142 --> 01:40:21,183 j“ some day. J“ 1384 01:40:27,558 --> 01:40:32,891 Yesterday I would have been very happy if you loved me. 1385 01:40:32,892 --> 01:40:38,016 But last night I learned it was another girl you wanted. 1386 01:40:38,017 --> 01:40:40,266 No, that was all a mistake. 1387 01:40:40,267 --> 01:40:42,307 My engagement to Linda low is broken. 1388 01:40:42,308 --> 01:40:45,307 I am not speaking of miss low. 1389 01:40:45,308 --> 01:40:49,224 This morning I took... 1390 01:40:49,225 --> 01:40:52,766 I took your father's coat to Helen chao's to be mended. 1391 01:40:52,767 --> 01:40:56,392 I saw another coat on a chair. 1392 01:40:58,683 --> 01:41:01,141 And this flower... 1393 01:41:01,142 --> 01:41:03,682 You will not understand how I feel 1394 01:41:03,683 --> 01:41:07,516 unless I tell you something. 1395 01:41:07,517 --> 01:41:10,557 It will be hard to say. 1396 01:41:10,558 --> 01:41:16,057 When you came into this garden the first time I saw you, 1397 01:41:16,058 --> 01:41:18,766 I knew I loved you. 1398 01:41:18,767 --> 01:41:20,807 I knew I wanted to be your wife. 1399 01:41:20,808 --> 01:41:22,724 Oh, Mei li. 1400 01:41:22,725 --> 01:41:27,516 It is necessary for me to tell you this strange thing 1401 01:41:27,517 --> 01:41:31,974 so that you will understand how I feel now. 1402 01:41:31,975 --> 01:41:37,183 It is because I loved you on that first day 1403 01:41:37,225 --> 01:41:41,557 that my heart is so hurt today. 1404 01:41:41,558 --> 01:41:43,433 I do not love you anymore. 1405 01:42:01,850 --> 01:42:06,224 I'm grateful for your hospitality, master wang, 1406 01:42:06,225 --> 01:42:09,391 but the time has come for us to leave you. 1407 01:42:09,392 --> 01:42:12,350 Please believe that our reasons are good ones. 1408 01:42:27,892 --> 01:42:29,599 There he goes again. 1409 01:42:29,600 --> 01:42:31,516 - I'm clean. - Me, too. 1410 01:42:31,517 --> 01:42:33,182 Hey, what's the matter? 1411 01:42:33,183 --> 01:42:34,849 Don't you enjoy winning a fortune? 1412 01:42:34,850 --> 01:42:37,182 Oh, Sammy's carrying a torch for Linda. 1413 01:42:37,183 --> 01:42:38,724 You some kind of nut or something? 1414 01:42:38,725 --> 01:42:40,974 Sammy fong don't carry a torch for any dame. 1415 01:42:40,975 --> 01:42:42,808 I'll get it. 1416 01:42:46,017 --> 01:42:47,766 Hello, Mrs. Fong. 1417 01:42:47,767 --> 01:42:50,182 - Hello. - Hello, mama. 1418 01:42:50,183 --> 01:42:52,724 Hello, uncle. Sit down, mom. Sit down. 1419 01:42:52,725 --> 01:42:54,182 Why didn't you let me know you were coming? 1420 01:42:54,183 --> 01:42:56,724 We just finished dinner. Having our tea. 1421 01:42:56,725 --> 01:42:58,557 Sammy cooked us a wonderful goose. 1422 01:42:58,558 --> 01:43:00,767 My son is a very fine host. 1423 01:43:00,808 --> 01:43:01,891 Sit down, gentlemen. 1424 01:43:01,892 --> 01:43:03,432 They were just leaving. 1425 01:43:03,433 --> 01:43:05,224 You must give us a revenge some time, Sammy. 1426 01:43:05,225 --> 01:43:06,891 Sure, any time. Glad you enjoyed yourselves. 1427 01:43:06,892 --> 01:43:08,599 - Thanks a lot for the dinner. - Thank you, Sammy. 1428 01:43:08,600 --> 01:43:10,724 - See you later. - See you. 1429 01:43:10,725 --> 01:43:13,266 - Thanks for the tea, Sammy. - Yeah. 1430 01:43:13,267 --> 01:43:15,182 Sammy, that's just the crowd 1431 01:43:15,183 --> 01:43:17,224 I don't wish you to go around with. 1432 01:43:17,225 --> 01:43:19,557 Gamblers. They'll take all your money away from you. 1433 01:43:19,558 --> 01:43:20,974 Right now they're having a little trouble. 1434 01:43:20,975 --> 01:43:22,849 It's living alone like this. 1435 01:43:22,850 --> 01:43:24,641 Oh, I don't mind living alone, not the way I do it. 1436 01:43:24,642 --> 01:43:26,474 Oh! Excuse me. 1437 01:43:26,475 --> 01:43:28,474 Oh, good evening, miss low. 1438 01:43:28,475 --> 01:43:30,432 This is my mother and my uncle. 1439 01:43:30,433 --> 01:43:32,599 This young lady is an employee at the celestial gardens. 1440 01:43:32,600 --> 01:43:34,599 - How do you do? - How do you... 1441 01:43:34,600 --> 01:43:36,141 I came to see Mr. Fong on business. 1442 01:43:36,142 --> 01:43:37,807 Oh, I see. 1443 01:43:37,808 --> 01:43:38,849 Mama, why don't you and uncle go on ahead 1444 01:43:38,850 --> 01:43:40,266 to the family association? 1445 01:43:40,267 --> 01:43:41,307 I'll meet you there. 1446 01:43:41,308 --> 01:43:42,308 Very well, my son. 1447 01:43:42,350 --> 01:43:43,599 Business first. 1448 01:43:43,600 --> 01:43:45,850 - An interesting business. - Yeah. 1449 01:43:47,975 --> 01:43:49,891 What's the idea of barging in like that? 1450 01:43:49,892 --> 01:43:52,016 I never rang the bell before. 1451 01:43:52,017 --> 01:43:53,974 I came to pick up my umbrella. 1452 01:43:53,975 --> 01:43:55,682 Listen, baby, I did you a favor. 1453 01:43:55,683 --> 01:43:57,974 You and that guy would never be happy. 1454 01:43:57,975 --> 01:44:00,307 Baby, deep down in that plastic heart of yours, 1455 01:44:00,308 --> 01:44:01,932 you know we belong together. 1456 01:44:01,933 --> 01:44:03,807 We were both born in the year of the horse. 1457 01:44:03,808 --> 01:44:05,932 This horse is scratched. 1458 01:44:05,933 --> 01:44:08,224 But, baby, you know the spot I'm in with my mom. 1459 01:44:08,225 --> 01:44:10,349 A grown man afraid of his mother. 1460 01:44:10,350 --> 01:44:12,682 But, sweetie, pop left her the business. 1461 01:44:12,683 --> 01:44:14,682 If I cross her, she'll cut me off without a fried noodle. 1462 01:44:14,683 --> 01:44:16,141 Talk is cheap. 1463 01:44:16,142 --> 01:44:17,891 This time I'll prove it to you. 1464 01:44:17,892 --> 01:44:19,599 Now don't blow this. 1465 01:44:19,600 --> 01:44:21,557 I'm in the money and the mood at the same time. 1466 01:44:21,558 --> 01:44:23,807 It may never fall that way again. 1467 01:44:23,808 --> 01:44:27,516 Linda, will you marry me? 1468 01:44:27,517 --> 01:44:29,808 Yes! 1469 01:44:32,683 --> 01:44:35,266 There you are, baby. We're as good as married. 1470 01:44:35,267 --> 01:44:37,557 Nothing's as good as married. 1471 01:44:41,267 --> 01:44:45,557 J“ now that we're going to be married j“ 1472 01:44:45,558 --> 01:44:49,974 j“ I keep imagining things j“ 1473 01:44:49,975 --> 01:44:53,974 j“ things that can happen to people j“ 1474 01:44:53,975 --> 01:44:59,057 j“ when they are wearing gold rings j“ 1475 01:44:59,058 --> 01:45:03,266 j“ being together each morning j“ 1476 01:45:03,267 --> 01:45:07,266 j“ sharing our coffee and toast j“ 1477 01:45:07,267 --> 01:45:11,932 j“ that's only one of the pictures j“ 1478 01:45:11,933 --> 01:45:18,517 j“ here's what I picture most j“ 1479 01:45:22,683 --> 01:45:26,724 j“ Sunday, sweet Sunday j“ 1480 01:45:26,725 --> 01:45:31,682 j“ with nothing to do j“ 1481 01:45:31,683 --> 01:45:35,516 j“ lazy and lovely j“ 1482 01:45:35,517 --> 01:45:40,266 j“ my one day with you j“ 1483 01:45:40,267 --> 01:45:44,266 j“ hazy and happy j“ 1484 01:45:44,267 --> 01:45:48,891 j“ we'll drift through the day j“ 1485 01:45:48,892 --> 01:45:55,974 j“ dreaming the hours away j“ 1486 01:45:55,975 --> 01:45:59,974 j“ while all the funny papers j“ 1487 01:45:59,975 --> 01:46:03,933 j“ lie or fly around the place j“ 1488 01:46:06,475 --> 01:46:11,892 j“ I will try my kisses on your funny face j“ 1489 01:46:14,725 --> 01:46:18,391 j“ dozing then waking j“ 1490 01:46:18,392 --> 01:46:22,849 j“ on Sunday you'll see j“ 1491 01:46:22,850 --> 01:46:28,267 j“ only me j“ 1492 01:46:31,600 --> 01:46:35,141 j“ Sunday, sweet Sunday j“ 1493 01:46:35,142 --> 01:46:39,932 j“ on Sunday you'll see j“ 1494 01:46:39,933 --> 01:46:44,891 j“ only me j“ 1495 01:50:48,308 --> 01:50:53,391 J“ dozing or waking j“ 1496 01:50:53,392 --> 01:50:58,766 j“ on Sunday you'll see j“ 1497 01:50:58,767 --> 01:51:04,016 j“ only j“ 1498 01:51:04,017 --> 01:51:07,350 j“me. j“ 1499 01:51:14,183 --> 01:51:18,307 Venerable elders of the three family association, 1500 01:51:18,308 --> 01:51:21,266 I am honored to stand before you. 1501 01:51:21,267 --> 01:51:24,682 I have here a contract entered into by madam fong 1502 01:51:24,683 --> 01:51:29,724 for the marriage of her son, Sammy, to my daughter, Mei li. 1503 01:51:29,725 --> 01:51:31,641 She is the girl I chose for Sammy. 1504 01:51:31,642 --> 01:51:34,432 Is that so? You don't tell me? 1505 01:51:34,433 --> 01:51:36,724 Isn't that lucky, the very girl? 1506 01:51:36,725 --> 01:51:40,724 My daughter is exactly as the picture represented her. 1507 01:51:40,725 --> 01:51:44,517 And if the elders wish to examine her, they may do so. 1508 01:51:48,683 --> 01:51:50,766 That will not be necessary, Dr. Li. 1509 01:51:50,767 --> 01:51:54,849 Your contract is valid and it will be honored. 1510 01:51:54,850 --> 01:51:57,557 But can you not reconsider your decision? 1511 01:51:57,558 --> 01:51:59,474 It is not my decision. 1512 01:51:59,475 --> 01:52:01,558 It is my daughter's wish. 1513 01:52:01,600 --> 01:52:03,557 And it is my wish, also. 1514 01:52:03,558 --> 01:52:05,391 Madam fong. 1515 01:52:05,392 --> 01:52:07,182 Dr. Li and his daughter. 1516 01:52:07,183 --> 01:52:09,849 I didn't know you had arrived. 1517 01:52:09,850 --> 01:52:12,224 We didn't expect you for another five years. 1518 01:52:12,225 --> 01:52:14,807 I must tell Sammy. He will be so happy. 1519 01:52:14,808 --> 01:52:17,016 You look exactly like your picture. 1520 01:52:17,017 --> 01:52:19,141 And just the kind of daughter-in-law I had in mind. 1521 01:52:19,142 --> 01:52:20,766 Thank you, madam fong. 1522 01:52:20,767 --> 01:52:23,599 - Isn't she adorable? - Yes, delightful. 1523 01:52:23,600 --> 01:52:26,141 If opposites attract, she should be very happy with your son. 1524 01:52:26,142 --> 01:52:27,682 You are so right. 1525 01:52:27,683 --> 01:52:30,057 You must stay at my home until the marriage, 1526 01:52:30,058 --> 01:52:32,057 and Sammy can come there to see you. 1527 01:52:32,058 --> 01:52:33,307 I insist. 1528 01:52:33,308 --> 01:52:34,557 And now, we'll have dinner 1529 01:52:34,558 --> 01:52:36,932 and drink to the future of my children. 1530 01:52:36,933 --> 01:52:39,266 Tell me, what would you like to have to eat? 1531 01:52:39,267 --> 01:52:42,307 We can have bird's nest soup, shark's fin... 1532 01:52:42,308 --> 01:52:44,057 It is all your fault. 1533 01:52:44,058 --> 01:52:45,849 My fault? What have I done? 1534 01:52:45,850 --> 01:52:48,182 "Let them fall in love naturally," you said. 1535 01:52:48,183 --> 01:52:50,307 You see what happens when you leave it to young people 1536 01:52:50,308 --> 01:52:51,891 to fall in love naturally? 1537 01:52:51,892 --> 01:52:54,183 You and your American plan! 1538 01:53:00,100 --> 01:53:02,432 Sammy, my little Sammy. 1539 01:53:02,433 --> 01:53:03,932 Hello, mom. 1540 01:53:03,933 --> 01:53:06,057 Boy, mom, have I got great news for you. 1541 01:53:06,058 --> 01:53:08,432 I finally decided to settle down and raise prize children, 1542 01:53:08,433 --> 01:53:09,932 just like you wanted me to. 1543 01:53:09,933 --> 01:53:12,224 She's a fine girl, from a distinguished family. 1544 01:53:12,225 --> 01:53:13,599 What's the matter? 1545 01:53:13,600 --> 01:53:15,224 Don't you think I can get a girl like that? 1546 01:53:15,225 --> 01:53:16,682 Well, I'm having her to dinner tonight, 1547 01:53:16,683 --> 01:53:18,474 and I know you're gonna take her to your heart 1548 01:53:18,475 --> 01:53:21,016 and love her as I do, as I will. 1549 01:53:21,017 --> 01:53:24,516 Sammy, stop surprising me. She's here already. 1550 01:53:24,517 --> 01:53:26,267 Come in, my dear. 1551 01:54:04,475 --> 01:54:07,974 - Oh, it's you! - Hi, honey. 1552 01:54:07,975 --> 01:54:09,599 You are the lowest, the sneakiest, the slimiest... 1553 01:54:09,600 --> 01:54:11,557 Now, don'tjump the gun. I was framed. 1554 01:54:11,558 --> 01:54:13,016 Just give me a chance to explain. 1555 01:54:13,017 --> 01:54:15,557 Explain? You couldn't wait to marry me! 1556 01:54:15,558 --> 01:54:17,016 You had to marry me! 1557 01:54:17,017 --> 01:54:18,474 Oh, you couldn't live without me! 1558 01:54:18,475 --> 01:54:19,891 And nothing's changed. 1559 01:54:19,892 --> 01:54:21,724 Nothing's changed? 1560 01:54:21,725 --> 01:54:23,349 You're going to marry her! 1561 01:54:23,350 --> 01:54:24,849 That's the only thing that's changed. 1562 01:54:37,558 --> 01:54:40,057 Well, I'm off to my canasta game. 1563 01:54:40,058 --> 01:54:41,807 Why don't you two talk? 1564 01:54:41,808 --> 01:54:44,392 Go on. Find out what you have in common. 1565 01:54:47,600 --> 01:54:50,349 Well... 1566 01:54:50,350 --> 01:54:52,224 Yes, Mr. Fong? 1567 01:54:52,225 --> 01:54:53,932 Let's see. What have we got in common? 1568 01:54:53,933 --> 01:54:56,099 I don't know, Mr. Fong. 1569 01:54:56,100 --> 01:54:58,141 Call me Sammy, as long as we're gonna be married. 1570 01:54:58,142 --> 01:55:00,766 Sammy? 1571 01:55:00,767 --> 01:55:02,557 How would you like to go out on the town with me 1572 01:55:02,558 --> 01:55:04,724 so you can see how I spend my nights? 1573 01:55:04,725 --> 01:55:06,307 That would be nice. 1574 01:55:06,308 --> 01:55:08,724 Come with me. 1575 01:55:08,725 --> 01:55:10,975 Let me give you a free demonstration. 1576 01:55:12,475 --> 01:55:14,350 How about a little action? 1577 01:55:34,475 --> 01:55:35,724 Eleven! 1578 01:55:35,725 --> 01:55:37,807 Boxcars! 1579 01:55:37,808 --> 01:55:40,183 You sure are lucky, baby. Let's get out of here. 1580 01:55:42,683 --> 01:55:45,057 I always lose. I'm just unlucky. 1581 01:55:45,058 --> 01:55:46,807 Maybe you're lucky in love. 1582 01:55:46,808 --> 01:55:49,600 And how! Come with me. I'll show you. 1583 01:55:55,683 --> 01:55:57,516 Hello, honey. 1584 01:55:57,517 --> 01:56:00,641 Sammy, how are you? 1585 01:56:00,642 --> 01:56:02,349 Hi, Sammy. Where have you been? 1586 01:56:02,350 --> 01:56:04,141 - Hello, baby, how are you? - Hi, cutie pie. 1587 01:56:04,142 --> 01:56:06,182 Hello, sweetheart. You see that? I know them all. 1588 01:56:06,183 --> 01:56:07,682 I can't keep away from women, 1589 01:56:07,683 --> 01:56:09,391 and they can't keep their hands off of me. 1590 01:56:09,392 --> 01:56:11,100 It would be nice to have a husband 1591 01:56:11,142 --> 01:56:13,641 who is so popular with everybody. 1592 01:56:13,642 --> 01:56:15,267 Yeah. 1593 01:56:19,642 --> 01:56:22,099 Am I the man that you love? 1594 01:56:22,100 --> 01:56:24,808 If that is true, I am more. 1595 01:56:26,892 --> 01:56:28,599 Something beyond and above 1596 01:56:28,600 --> 01:56:30,850 the man I was before. 1597 01:56:33,308 --> 01:56:36,057 Like a god with my head above the trees, 1598 01:56:36,058 --> 01:56:39,266 I can walk with a god-like stride. 1599 01:56:39,267 --> 01:56:42,599 It sounds like the music back home in Peking. 1600 01:56:42,600 --> 01:56:44,474 This joint doesn't start to groove until 4:00 am. 1601 01:56:44,475 --> 01:56:46,766 I'm here every night, 1602 01:56:46,767 --> 01:56:48,932 but I'll always be home before dawn, so don't wait up for me. 1603 01:56:48,933 --> 01:56:50,807 You'd have a red Mark from here to here 1604 01:56:50,808 --> 01:56:52,826 leaning out of windows, watching for me to get back home. 1605 01:56:52,850 --> 01:56:54,641 I won't mind. 1606 01:56:54,642 --> 01:56:59,516 I will still be your wife no matter what happens. 1607 01:57:04,642 --> 01:57:08,391 J“ you are young and beautiful j“ 1608 01:57:08,392 --> 01:57:12,224 j“ sweet as the breath of may j“ 1609 01:57:12,225 --> 01:57:16,057 j“ earnestly I speak to you j“ 1610 01:57:16,058 --> 01:57:19,392 j“ weigh every word I say j“ 1611 01:57:23,725 --> 01:57:27,182 j“ if you want to have a rosy future j“ 1612 01:57:27,183 --> 01:57:30,849 j“ and be happy as a honey bee j“ 1613 01:57:30,850 --> 01:57:34,100 j“ with a husband who will always love you j“ 1614 01:57:34,142 --> 01:57:38,432 j“ baby, don't marry me j“ 1615 01:57:38,433 --> 01:57:41,932 j“ if you want a man you can depend on j“ 1616 01:57:41,933 --> 01:57:45,641 j“ I can absolutely guarantee j“ 1617 01:57:45,642 --> 01:57:48,891 j“ I will never fail to disappoint you j“ 1618 01:57:48,892 --> 01:57:52,682 j“ baby, don't marry me j“ 1619 01:57:52,683 --> 01:57:57,057 j“ I eat litchi nuts and cookies in bed j“ 1620 01:57:57,058 --> 01:58:00,682 j“ and I fill the bed with nutshells and crumbs j“ 1621 01:58:00,683 --> 01:58:04,557 j“ I have irritating habits you'll dread j“ 1622 01:58:04,558 --> 01:58:06,891 j“ like the way I have of cracking my thumbs j“ 1623 01:58:08,350 --> 01:58:12,307 J“ my grandpa was a big game hunter j“ 1624 01:58:12,308 --> 01:58:15,641 j“ he met grandma swinging on a tree j“ 1625 01:58:15,642 --> 01:58:19,016 j“ if you want to have attractive children j“ 1626 01:58:19,017 --> 01:58:23,099 j“ baby, don't marry me j“ 1627 01:58:52,142 --> 01:58:55,724 J“ don't marry me j“ 1628 01:58:55,725 --> 01:58:59,516 j“ I would like to see my sons and daughters j“ 1629 01:58:59,517 --> 01:59:03,432 j“ sliding up and down their father's knee j“ 1630 01:59:03,433 --> 01:59:06,349 j“ they'll get splinters in their little fannies j“ 1631 01:59:06,350 --> 01:59:08,058 j“ cookie... j“ 1632 01:59:10,933 --> 01:59:14,516 J“ I'm devoted to my dear old mama j“ 1633 01:59:14,517 --> 01:59:18,516 j“ and if you and mama disagree j“ 1634 01:59:18,517 --> 01:59:21,932 j“ I would always side with her against you j“ 1635 01:59:21,933 --> 01:59:26,182 j“ schnookie, don't marry me j“ 1636 01:59:26,183 --> 01:59:29,766 j“ I would always like to know where you go j“ 1637 01:59:29,767 --> 01:59:33,641 j“ I don't like a man to keep me in doubt j“ 1638 01:59:33,642 --> 01:59:37,057 j“ honey, that's a thing that's easy to know j“ 1639 01:59:37,058 --> 01:59:41,266 j“ you will always know where I am, I'm out j“ 1640 01:59:41,267 --> 01:59:45,057 j“ I am talking like a Chinese uncle j“ 1641 01:59:45,058 --> 01:59:48,974 j“ I'm as serious as I can be j“ 1642 01:59:48,975 --> 01:59:52,182 j“ I am saying this because I love you j“ 1643 01:59:52,183 --> 01:59:56,100 j“ darling, don't marry me. J“ 1644 02:00:00,725 --> 02:00:02,932 it's too late, Sammy fong. 1645 02:00:02,933 --> 02:00:06,391 The invitations have been sent. All is arranged. 1646 02:00:06,392 --> 02:00:09,349 Yeah, I guess we're both hooked pretty good. 1647 02:00:09,350 --> 02:00:11,058 Yeah. 1648 02:00:13,725 --> 02:00:17,224 Rosalyn, come away with me. 1649 02:00:17,225 --> 02:00:19,432 You don't belong with him. 1650 02:00:19,433 --> 02:00:21,475 I'll make a new life for you. 1651 02:00:21,517 --> 02:00:23,641 No, Eric. 1652 02:00:23,642 --> 02:00:27,432 He may be a coward, but you mustn't kiss me. 1653 02:00:27,433 --> 02:00:30,057 We haven't the right. 1654 02:00:30,058 --> 02:00:31,600 Rosalyn. 1655 02:00:46,350 --> 02:00:49,182 - Hello, Mei li. - Hello, too, wang ta. 1656 02:00:49,183 --> 02:00:51,224 May I come in? 1657 02:00:51,225 --> 02:00:52,558 Please. 1658 02:00:54,892 --> 02:00:58,432 Madam fong and Sammy are out, but I can ask my father... 1659 02:00:58,433 --> 02:01:00,349 Oh, please don't disturb him. 1660 02:01:00,350 --> 02:01:02,307 I just came to bring you a wedding present. 1661 02:01:02,308 --> 02:01:04,016 They were my mother's. 1662 02:01:04,017 --> 02:01:06,224 She wanted them to go to the girl my father selected. 1663 02:01:06,225 --> 02:01:08,307 I do not think I should accept. 1664 02:01:08,308 --> 02:01:10,058 Please, I want you to have them. 1665 02:01:15,767 --> 02:01:18,182 Oh! 1666 02:01:18,183 --> 02:01:21,142 They are so pretty, ta. 1667 02:01:27,392 --> 02:01:29,558 My mother wore them when she was married. 1668 02:01:35,308 --> 02:01:37,183 Oh, ta. 1669 02:01:45,600 --> 02:01:48,516 What are you doing here, wang ta? 1670 02:01:48,517 --> 02:01:50,724 He brought me a wedding present. 1671 02:01:50,725 --> 02:01:53,557 A gift from wang chi-Yang family. 1672 02:01:53,558 --> 02:01:56,058 You have brought a very beautiful gift. 1673 02:02:00,183 --> 02:02:05,557 I was watching a late movie, and beautiful music, too. 1674 02:02:05,558 --> 02:02:10,141 J“ filter, flavor, flip-top box. J“ 1675 02:02:10,142 --> 02:02:13,224 - do you like American movies? - Oh, yes. 1676 02:02:13,225 --> 02:02:17,474 In the movies, every American has a beautiful automobile 1677 02:02:17,475 --> 02:02:21,766 and a beautiful golden girl in a car who wears wonderful clothes. 1678 02:02:21,767 --> 02:02:24,516 They all seem so happy. 1679 02:02:24,517 --> 02:02:26,057 But I do not understand 1680 02:02:26,058 --> 02:02:29,182 why they all go around killing each other. 1681 02:02:29,183 --> 02:02:31,057 They have to do something exciting late at night 1682 02:02:31,058 --> 02:02:33,057 or people would fall asleep. 1683 02:02:36,683 --> 02:02:38,724 He's asleep. 1684 02:02:38,725 --> 02:02:41,349 He falls asleep on front of television, 1685 02:02:41,350 --> 02:02:43,350 even when it isn't on. 1686 02:02:45,142 --> 02:02:46,850 Maybe I'd better go. 1687 02:02:49,350 --> 02:02:52,766 Wang ta... 1688 02:02:52,767 --> 02:02:55,474 Will I see you at the wedding? 1689 02:02:55,475 --> 02:02:57,599 No, I couldn't face that. 1690 02:02:57,600 --> 02:02:59,016 Oh, it is very pretty. 1691 02:02:59,017 --> 02:03:02,599 It will be a real Chinese ceremony. 1692 02:03:02,600 --> 02:03:06,767 It is the wish of my mother-in-law. 1693 02:03:06,808 --> 02:03:10,849 The bride is carried through the street in a sedan chair, 1694 02:03:10,850 --> 02:03:15,516 and at the ceremony we drink from a double goblet, 1695 02:03:15,517 --> 02:03:19,307 and then the bridegroom lifts the veil 1696 02:03:19,308 --> 02:03:22,266 and looks at his bride's face. 1697 02:03:22,267 --> 02:03:25,099 You have a beautiful face, Mei li. 1698 02:03:25,100 --> 02:03:28,057 Same face. 1699 02:03:28,058 --> 02:03:30,724 Doesn't he even kiss the bride? 1700 02:03:30,725 --> 02:03:33,224 Why should he? They are already married. 1701 02:03:33,225 --> 02:03:36,266 Here, they're not really married until they seal it with a kiss. 1702 02:03:36,267 --> 02:03:39,307 Everything in america ends with a kiss. 1703 02:03:39,308 --> 02:03:43,224 What does it mean? Why do they do it? 1704 02:03:43,225 --> 02:03:46,349 It expresses how you feel. 1705 02:03:46,350 --> 02:03:49,225 When you do it with the right person, you light up inside. 1706 02:03:49,267 --> 02:03:52,724 It's difficult to explain. 1707 02:03:52,725 --> 02:03:56,141 Maybe it would be easier if you show me. 1708 02:03:56,142 --> 02:03:57,933 Yes, it would. 1709 02:03:59,725 --> 02:04:00,725 Then do it. 1710 02:04:04,267 --> 02:04:06,225 Come here. 1711 02:04:11,933 --> 02:04:13,849 What's that for? 1712 02:04:13,850 --> 02:04:16,641 It is the kiss position. I saw on the television. 1713 02:04:16,642 --> 02:04:19,558 No, relax. Not that much. 1714 02:04:25,308 --> 02:04:28,932 You've got... You've got two noses. 1715 02:04:28,933 --> 02:04:30,975 Close your eyes. 1716 02:04:31,017 --> 02:04:33,017 It's better if you don't stare at me. 1717 02:04:38,183 --> 02:04:40,141 Can I open my eyes now? 1718 02:04:40,142 --> 02:04:41,849 Mm-hmm. 1719 02:04:41,850 --> 02:04:45,474 Is that the kiss that makes you light up inside? 1720 02:04:45,475 --> 02:04:48,766 No. Compared to the kisses you see in the movies, 1721 02:04:48,767 --> 02:04:50,557 this was only half done. 1722 02:04:50,558 --> 02:04:52,974 Only half done? 1723 02:04:52,975 --> 02:04:55,767 Do a well done, please. 1724 02:05:07,892 --> 02:05:10,766 I like it well done. 1725 02:05:10,767 --> 02:05:13,432 Oh, ta, your heart is beating. 1726 02:05:13,433 --> 02:05:16,016 Can you feel mine? 1727 02:05:16,017 --> 02:05:18,391 I love you, Mei li. 1728 02:05:18,392 --> 02:05:22,057 Oh, ta, what can we do? 1729 02:05:22,058 --> 02:05:24,599 I don't know, but I'll think of something. 1730 02:05:24,600 --> 02:05:26,432 I won't go home tonight. 1731 02:05:26,433 --> 02:05:28,266 I'll walk the streets until I get an idea. 1732 02:05:28,267 --> 02:05:30,432 Oh, I will not sleep, too. 1733 02:05:30,433 --> 02:05:32,682 Good night, my darling. 1734 02:05:32,683 --> 02:05:34,891 Good night, my darling, too. 1735 02:05:34,892 --> 02:05:36,642 Try to think of something. 1736 02:05:38,558 --> 02:05:41,558 Good night. Try to think of something. 1737 02:05:51,058 --> 02:05:53,642 I have not been asleep, my daughter. 1738 02:05:53,683 --> 02:05:55,557 I heard everything. 1739 02:05:55,558 --> 02:05:59,016 Father, please help me. 1740 02:05:59,017 --> 02:06:01,474 There's nothing we can do. 1741 02:06:01,475 --> 02:06:04,142 The marriage contract is signed and sealed. 1742 02:06:26,392 --> 02:06:29,932 Senor sheriff, I must give myself up. 1743 02:06:29,933 --> 02:06:32,474 Well, now, don't tell me that you held up 1744 02:06:32,475 --> 02:06:34,307 the Wells Fargo stage at eagle rock. 1745 02:06:34,308 --> 02:06:37,391 No, no. I came into this country illegally 1746 02:06:37,392 --> 02:06:39,224 across the rio grande. 1747 02:06:39,225 --> 02:06:41,724 I am a wetback. 1748 02:06:41,725 --> 02:06:43,891 I cannot marry with Rodriguez. 1749 02:06:43,892 --> 02:06:46,516 He is in love with another woman, 1750 02:06:46,517 --> 02:06:48,557 and he is a wetback, too! 1751 02:06:48,558 --> 02:06:51,141 I must give myself up. 1752 02:06:51,142 --> 02:06:54,224 I am a wetback. 1753 02:08:14,850 --> 02:08:18,307 Honorable sirs, and my future mother-in-law, 1754 02:08:18,308 --> 02:08:20,724 I must confess something. 1755 02:08:20,725 --> 02:08:23,307 I came into this country illegally. 1756 02:08:23,308 --> 02:08:26,016 Across the pacific ocean. 1757 02:08:26,017 --> 02:08:30,141 It is for that reason, I cannot marry your son. 1758 02:08:30,142 --> 02:08:31,600 My back is wet. 1759 02:08:37,683 --> 02:08:39,432 Did you hear that, momma? 1760 02:08:39,433 --> 02:08:42,932 My son cannot marry a wetback. 1761 02:08:42,933 --> 02:08:45,849 She has broken the law and can be deported. 1762 02:08:45,850 --> 02:08:49,517 The contract is not valid. The contract is not valid. 1763 02:08:53,767 --> 02:08:56,432 Sir, I would be happy to marry your daughter, 1764 02:08:56,433 --> 02:08:57,974 even if we are both deported. 1765 02:08:57,975 --> 02:09:00,016 You are a brave man, ta. 1766 02:09:00,017 --> 02:09:02,891 Oh, Mei li, you're wonderful. You thought of something. 1767 02:09:02,892 --> 02:09:06,016 Ta, tomorrow we must go to the temple of tin how 1768 02:09:06,017 --> 02:09:08,891 and thank the goddess of heaven for television. 1769 02:09:08,892 --> 02:09:11,182 Yes. 1770 02:09:11,183 --> 02:09:13,141 - Linda. - Sammy. 1771 02:09:13,142 --> 02:09:14,849 Come with me, Linda. 1772 02:09:14,850 --> 02:09:16,766 Mom, I want to make it a double wedding. 1773 02:09:16,767 --> 02:09:18,516 She's okay. She came into this country 1774 02:09:18,517 --> 02:09:19,891 the regular way, through her mother. 1775 02:09:19,892 --> 02:09:21,517 Mother. 1776 02:09:59,600 --> 02:10:05,433 J“ a hundred million miracles j“ 1777 02:10:08,642 --> 02:10:13,849 j“ a hundred million miracles j“ 1778 02:10:13,850 --> 02:10:16,474 j“ a hundred million miracles j“ 1779 02:10:16,475 --> 02:10:19,516 j“ a hundred million miracles j“ 1780 02:10:19,517 --> 02:10:27,517 j“ are happening every day. J“