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翻译 歌谣 小逗比
《燃情克利夫兰》是在摄影棚观众前现场录制的 Hot in Cleveland is recorded in front of a live studio audience.
校对 小逗比
鲍勃从加拿大寄来份礼物 Bob sent a gift from Canada.
时间轴 鱼骨头
我现在的生活真是太美好了 Oh, my life is so good right now.
其实 我们大家现在的生活都堪称美满 Actually, all of our lives are just about perfect right now.
后期 鱼骨头
你和德恩一起很开心 You're happy with Dane.
你的HBO电视剧也即将首播 Your HBO series is about to premiere.
总监 小逗比
打住 Stop.
千万别招灾惹祸 Don't tempt the evil eye.
你说的是什么意思 What are you talking about?
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在波兰的时候 我妈刚说完"生活好美满" In Poland, my mother said, "everything is perfect."
转天早上 纳粹就入侵了 The next morning, the Nazis invaded.
我的天啊 Oh, God.
我还起了一颗特别大的痘 And I got the worst pimple.
就在这儿 It was right here.
真是太扫兴了 Literally ruin your day.
我真的很喜欢收礼物 Oh, I do love getting gifts.
鲍勃真是个可心的人儿 Bob is such a doll.
我的天 Oh, my God.
鲍勃是个"小人儿" Bob is a doll.
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@小逗比_美剧派
倾情奉献
他做了一个和自己长得一样的娃娃 He had a doll made to look like himself?
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@小逗比_美剧派
倾情奉献
这是我见过最让人心神不宁的玩意儿了 That is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen,
我可是和唐纳德·特雷普经历过"狂风暴雨"的人 and I have been in a windstorm with Donald Trump.
美国大亨 《学徒》主持人
这儿还有个字条 There's a note.
我的小侦探 My little detective,
从未有人如我这般全心热恋 never has a heart been as full as mine.
真会甜言蜜语 Oh, that's sweet.
这真是个独一无二 体贴周到 It really is a unique, thoughtful...
却让人毛骨悚然的礼物 ultimately creepy gift.
小鲍勃撞到头了 Oh, little Bob hit his head.
不许给它起名字 Don't give it a name.
现在才是鲍勃 Oh, that's him now.
乔依 你收到我的礼物了吗 Hey, Joy. Did you get my gift?
收到了 I did.
你给它宽衣解带了吗 Have you undressed him yet?
还没呢 我都等不及了 Not yet. Can't wait.
你的头怎么了 What's wrong with your head?
我撞到头了 还挺严重的 Oh, I... I banged it real bad.
跟小鲍勃一样 Just like little Bob.
等我一下 别挂电话好吗 Actually, can you hang on a second?
我得去拿些冰块儿 I'm just gonna run and get some ice.
这可真是太诡异了 Wow, that is really weird.
有没有可能小鲍勃身上发生什么事 What if everything that happens to little Bob
稍大点的鲍勃就会遭遇同样的事 happens to slightly larger Bob?
这可能是个巫毒娃娃 Maybe it's a voodoo doll.
根本不存在什么巫毒娃娃 There is no such thing as voodoo.
如果我扭这个娃娃的胳膊 不可能会... If I twist the doll arm, it's not like, you know...
鲍勃你怎么了 怎么回事儿 Bob, what happened? What's the matter?
我不知道 我刚扭到肩膀了 Oh, I don't know. I just tweaked my shoulder.
我回头再打给你 好吗 I'll call you back, okay?
不许说出来 Don't say it.
你得承认 这真是够诡异的 Well, you got to admit, that's kind of weird.
-巫毒 -巫毒 - Voodoo. - Voodoo.
肯定是德恩来了 Oh, that's got to be Dane.
听着 我提前跟大家说一下 Listen, guys, just so you know,
他今天早上被解雇了 所以他也许会有点小脆弱 he got laid off this morning, so he might be a little fragile.
你好 宝贝 Hey, babe.
你好 亲爱的 Hi, honey.
出什么事了吗 Something wrong?
我没事 但你丢了工作 Well, not with me, but you lost your job.
我没事 I'm fine.
打了会儿球 听了几首喷火战机乐队的歌 Hit a bucket of balls, listened to some Foo Fighters.
我已经忘了那事了 I'm over it.
来杯冰啤倒也是极好的 Wouldn't say no to a cold beer though.
各位女士们好啊 Hello, ladies.
小鲍勃好 Little Bob.
我对你被解雇的事深感遗憾 I'm so sorry you got fired.
你想聊聊此刻心里的感受吗 Do you want to talk about how you're feeling?
不想 Not really.
那你想聊聊 Do you want to talk about
为什么你不愿意聊自己的感受吗 why you don't want to talk about your feelings?
不想 Not really.
为什么 Why?
因为我是个爷们儿 'Cause I'm a guy.
如果男人肯谈谈自己的内心感受 Well, don't you think the world would be better
你不认为世界会因此而更美好吗 if guys talked about their feelings?
不认为 Not really.
反正我时刻在你身边支持你 Well, I'm here for you.
你是又开始抽烟了吗 Did you start smoking again?
可能我是有些压力 Maybe I'm a little stressed.
我想我能帮助你 Well, I think I can help.
乔依戒烟有一段日子了 Joy stopped smoking a while ago.
她楼上有些尼古丁贴片 She has some nicotine patches upstairs.
我去给你拿几贴 I'll get them for you.
我和你一起去 I'll go with you.
我们可以滚床单 We can have sex.
你那么沮丧 还有心思滚吗 Aren't you too upset to have sex?
你这话实在是太逗了 You say the cutest things.
阿利 Ari!
维多利亚 Victoria.
你怎么来了 What are you doing here?
你知道我为什么是个出色的经纪人吗 You know why I'm a great agent?
因为我在好莱坞是头号无赖 'Cause I'm the biggest bastard in Hollywood.
庆幸吧 我是你的无赖 Luckily, I'm your bastard.
等一下 Wait a minute.
既然你大老远从洛杉矶飞过来 If you flew all the way from LA,
那你肯定是有我那部HBO电视剧的重大消息 then you must have some big news about my HBO show.
没错 重大消息 I do. Huge news.
是什么情况 So what is it?
他们把你的戏份都砍了 They're cutting you out of the show.
他们为什么砍掉我的戏份 Why did they cut me from the show?
是他们觉得我演技很差吗 Did they think my acting was bad?
听到这个你会笑出声的 他们没说具体原因 You're gonna laugh at this, but they had no specific reason.
这有什么可让我发笑的 Why would that make me laugh?
因为告诉我的那个家伙口音很好笑 Well, the guy who told me had a funny accent.
这简直就是灭顶之灾 This is a disaster.
如果他们不说为什么弃用我 If they won't say why I was fired,
那大家会开始编造各种离谱的谣言 then people will start making up all sorts of crazy rumors...
什么虽然我是女主角 That I'm a diva,
但是我毫无天赋 我的职业生涯就完蛋了 that I'm untalented, my career is over.
他们不会这么说的 They won't say those things.
但是千万别看今天的《每日综艺》 But don't check today's Variety.
我现在需要做些什么 I need something right away
向大家证明我还能接到戏 to show people that I can still get work.
眼下还有其他选择供我挑选吗 Now, are there any options out there for me?
还有其他选择吗 Are there any options?
有两个选择呢 There are two:
去罗马尼亚拍摄一部低成本电影 a low-budget picture shot in Romania
或者就在克利夫兰接演一部舞台剧 or a play at a theater right here in Cleveland.
我选择去拍电影 I'll take the movie.
根本没有电影可拍 There is no movie.
什么 What?
我只是想让你以为自己还有选择的余地 I just wanted you to think you had some options.
我以为你肯定会选演舞台剧的 I thought surely you'd take the play.
可是影星们只有在接不到戏的时候 But local theater is what movie stars do
才会沦落到当地剧院 when they can't get any work.
所以你才是最佳人选啊 Which is why you're perfect for this.
维多利亚 我知道你认为去当地剧院有失身份 Victoria, I know you think that local theater is beneath you,
但是你在舞台剧中会大施拳脚的 but you'll be great in the play.
会吗 Will I?
问题是 因为HBO没说砍掉我戏份的原因 The thing is, because HBO isn't saying why they cut me,
我都不知道该怎么挽救 I don't know what to fix.
是因为我入戏不够深吗 Did I not delve deeply enough into my character's backstory?
我选的戏都不够吸引人吗 Did I not make interesting enough choices?
我对自己演戏的天分已经完全失去信心了 I have lost all faith in my acting instincts.
你个小甜心 你做什么都很可爱 Oh, you sweet thing, everything you do is adorable.
谢谢你 爱尔卡 Oh, thank you, Elka.
我在说狗狗呢 I was talking to the dog.
快看它 Oh, look at him.
它从后面紧紧拥抱着娃娃 He's snuggling him from behind.
那才不是拥抱 That's not snuggling.
不是吧 Oh, no.
-太有伤风化了 -不忍直视 - That is not right. - No.
那可是个巫毒娃娃 It's a voodoo doll.
鲍勃此刻可能也在被狗日呢 That's probably happening to Bob right now.
那不是巫毒娃娃 It is not a voodoo doll.
只不过是我男友送给我的一个吓人的娃娃 It's just a really creepy doll that my boyfriend gave me,
所以我不能把它扔了 so I can't get rid of it.
我想扔掉 但我不能 I'd like to, but I can't.
我来吧 I'll do it.
我知道一个儿童慈善机构可能乐意收下 I know a kid's charity that would probably like to take it.
不管怎么说 我欠你份人情 Anyway, I owe you one.
我拿了你几块尼古丁贴片送给德恩了 I gave Dane a bunch of your nicotine patches.
等下 那些不是尼古丁贴片 Wait, those aren't nicotine patches.
我从一个瑞典朋友那儿搞到的 I got those from a friend in Sweden.
那是一款肌肤复颜贴 在美国这边未获批准 They're a skin treatment that's unapproved here in the States.
未获批准 有什么成分啊 Unapproved? W-what's in them?
大量雌性激素 Really high doses of estrogen.
雌性激素 Estrogen?
天呐 我刚把我男朋友变成女人了吗 Oh, my God, did I just turn my boyfriend into a woman?
你好 德恩 白酒 Hi, Dane. Ooh, white wine.
是给我的吗 Is that for me?
不是 我只是想来点清爽的 No, I just felt like something crisp.
而且我觉得有点胀 Besides, I was feeling a bit bloated.
听我说 德恩 我得跟你说说 Look, Dane, there's something I need to tell you
那些贴片的事 about those patches you're wearing.
贴片啊 对了 The patches, right.
一开始 我还是老想抽烟 At first, I still wanted to smoke,
所以我大概贴了5个 so I used, like, five of them.
-5个 -对啊 - Five? - Yeah.
奇怪的是 And it's weird.
我虽然成功戒烟了 I stopped smoking,
但我感到一种情感上的觉醒 but I feel like I've had an emotional awakening.
昨晚 我恰巧看到苏珊·萨兰登做客奥普拉的 Last night, I caught an episode of Oprah's Master Class
名人大讲堂 with Susan Sarandon.
依然很美 Oh, still gorgeous.
是吧 Right?
她说万事皆有因 And she said things happen for a reason.
于是我就想 确实如此 And I thought, "things do happen for a reason."
或许那个原因就是让你我更亲近 Maybe that reason was for you and I to grow closer.
你刚刚想跟我说那些贴片的事情吗 Anyway, you wanted to tell me something about those patches?
就是你要是用完了 我可以再给你一些 Just that if you've ran out, I could get you some more.
掌声欢迎美丽的 Let's welcome the brilliant
奥斯卡/艾美奖双料得主 Oscar and Emmy award-winning actress,
维多利亚·蔡斯 Victoria Chase...
很快将主演一部HBO的新剧 Soon to be starring in an upcoming HBO series.
最后这句当我没说 Okay, forget that last part.
开始吧 好吗 So let's get started, shall we?
太好了 Great.
我一整晚没睡 I was up all night
在研究我这个人物的背景 working on my character's backstory.
我觉得你们肯定会喜欢的 I think you're gonna like it.
太好了 Terrific.
好了 各就各位 Okay, places, everybody.
我们从内华达州卡森城 "We open in a small roadside diner
一家路边的小餐馆开始 in Carson city, Nevada."
哟 帅锅 'Ey there, 'andsome.
要给你加点咖啡吗 Warm up that coffee for ya?
维多利亚 我不得不打断你一下 Victoria, I'm gonna stop you.
你这口音很有意思 Interesting choice.
对吧 对吧 Oh, it was, wasn't it?
我感觉我这个人物 You know, I... I get the sense that my character
觉得自己优越于身边的人 feels like she's superior to everyone around her,
所以我就想 何不用英国口音呢 and so I thought, "why not make her British?"
我想到了一个原因 Well, here's one reason I can think of.
这部戏讲的是她如何在 The play is about how she's lived in
这个内华达小镇度过一生 the same small Nevada town her whole life.
所以要不试试别用那种口音 So maybe we could try it without the accent?
没错没错 真是糟糕的选择 Of course. Of course. Bad choice.
我再试试别的 Let me just give you another one.
嘿 帅哥儿 要给你加点咖啡吗 Hey, handsome. Warm up that coffee for ya?
哟呵帅大叔 要不要给你加点咖啡思密达 Hey, handsome. Warm up that coffee for ya?
大家先休息下 Take five, everybody.
一开始不太顺利 Well, it was a little rocky at first,
但最终还是给我的人物找到了合适的背景和口音 but I finally found the perfect backstory and accent for my character.
你没用你那所谓的英国口音吧 You didn't do that thing you call a British accent, did you?
俺的英国口音尊的很好 Me British accent 'appens to be quite good indeed.
希望有朝一日能听到 I'd love to hear it one day.
我做到了 Well, I did it.
通过让我的男朋友使用雌性激素 By drugging my boyfriend with estrogen,
我创造了一个完美的男人 I have created the perfect man.
他开始重视感情 愿意谈论他的感受 He's empathetic, he wants to talk about his feelings,
甚至注意到了我的新包 and he even noticed my new bag.
什么 What?
不是吧 男人有时候能注意到鞋子 No, sometimes they notice shoes,
但永远不会注意到包 but never the bag.
爱尔卡 怎么了 Elka, what's wrong?
乔治·克鲁尼很难过 Oh, George Clooney is upset.
它的小鲍勃娃娃不见了 His little Bob doll is missing.
我跟你说过我要送去给儿童慈善机构了啊 I told you I was gonna give it to a kids charity.
我也跟你说过 你是在跟巫毒术对着干 And I told you you were messing with voodoo.
严格说来 如果巫毒术是真的 Well, technically, if the voodoo was working,
那真鲍勃也该失踪了 then real Bob would be missing too.
鲍勃没有失踪 Bob's not missing.
虽然他真的没再回我电话 Although he never did call me back.
天呐 鲍勃的哥哥给我发了5条短信 Oh, no, five texts from Bob's brother.
鲍勃真的失踪了 Bob's gone missing.
他去林里收枫树汁 He went maple tree tapping in the woods
到现在没回来 and hasn't come back.
他们发现了他的小桶 但没找到鲍勃 They found his little bucket, but no Bob.
天呐 Oh, God.
如果巫毒术是真的呢 What if the voodoo is real?
我得把那个娃娃拿回来 I've got to get that doll back.
梅兰妮 你送到哪个儿童慈善机构了 Melanie, what kids charity did you give it to?
我好像扔到垃圾桶里了 I... I kind of threw it in the trash.
什么 你怎么可以这样 What? How could you?
你说你要给一个儿童慈善机构的 You said you were gonna give it to a kids charity.
我瞎说的 I lied.
谁想要那么个呆头呆脑的中年男娃娃 Who wants a doll that looks like a lumpy middle-aged man?
他们还是没找到鲍勃 They still haven't found Bob.
我们得找回那个娃娃 We have got to find that doll.
但他们今天已经收过垃圾了 But they picked up the trash today.
不知道会把娃娃送到哪里 It could be anywhere.
我会找到的 I'll find it.
我是市长 I'm the mayor.
我是克利夫兰所有垃圾桶的老大 I'm the boss of every garbage truck in Cleveland.
那倒是 Wow, that's right.
你天天跟我们一起 You spend so much time
闲聊喝酒 hanging around here with us, drinking,
我都忘了你是个超级大城市的市长了 I forget you're the mayor of a major metropolitan city.
我不会整天都待在办公室 I don't put in a full day.
那样显得我比较平易近人 That's what makes me relatable.
快来打电话联系人吧 Let's make some calls.
阿利 出什么事了吗 Ari. Is something wrong?
没有 我就问问你话剧进展如何了 No, I just wanted to ask you how the play was going.
非常好 Oh, great.
不是 应该说他们很喜欢我的表演 No, I think they really like the choices I'm making.
非要这么看待也行吧 That's one way of looking at it.
但也可以看作 他们讨厌你的所有表演 They other way is, they hate all the choices you're making.
其实他们就是这么看的 That's actually the way to look at it.
HBO这事真的害死我了 This HBO thing really threw me.
我的直觉也没了 My instincts are gone.
我觉得我演不了这话剧了 I don't think I can do this play.
跟他们说我病了什么的吧 Just tell them I'm sick or something.
好 我会说的 All right, I'll tell them.
那是我的工作 That's my job.
我要退出这行了 I got to get out of this business.
你好啊 年轻的帅小伙 Hello, young handsome fellow.
有经纪人吗 Got representation?
我要重回本行 I'm back in the business.
你确实很帅 Hey, you do look very handsome.
不 没有 No, I don't.
我这两天长了四五斤 I put on, like, five pounds in two days.
什么都穿不了 穿什么都不好看 Nothing fits. Nothing looks good.
我真是头母牛 I'm such a cow.
维多利亚 Victoria?
怎么了 What's wrong?
没事 Nothing.
听起来不像没事啊 It doesn't sound like nothing.
我...我刚刚退出了我的话剧 Oh, I... I just quit my play.
-跟我聊聊吧 -我... - Tell me everything. - Well, I...
但我在但丁餐厅订了座 But I made reservations at Dante's.
订座也可以改期啊 亲爱的 Reservations can be changed, sweetheart.
维多利亚这么难过 Victoria's upset.
不不不 Oh, no. No, no.
我不想毁了你们的晚上 I don't want to spoil your evening.
我... I...
维多利亚 我们俩都刚刚丢了工作 Victoria, we both just lost jobs,
但那不意味着我们就失败了 but that doesn't define who we are.
你应该这样 Here's what you do.
好好泡个澡 喝一杯红酒 You draw yourself a bath, pour yourself a glass of wine,
把你喜欢自己的地方都列出来 and make a list of everything you love about yourself.
我今天已经这么做了 感觉很棒 I did it earlier today, and it really works.
谢谢你 德恩 Thank you, Dane.
德恩 Aw, Dane.
亲爱的 你真贴心 Honey, you are so sweet.
听着 我有个主意 Listen, I got an idea.
不如我们别吃晚餐了 好好"玩玩"吧 How 'bout we skip dinner and, you know, fool around?
什么 What?
维多利亚这么难过 你怎么还能想着做爱呢 How could you even think about sex when Victoria is so upset?
好吧 好吧 Okay. Okay, fine.
那我们 就抱抱吧 Then we'll just... We'll cuddle.
然后就顺其自然吧 We'll just see what happens.
不会发生任何事的 Nothing will happen.
好吧 够了 Okay, that's it.
德恩 我有些话必须告诉你 Dane, I have something to tell you.
那些尼古丁贴片 Those nicotine patches?
其实并不是尼古丁 They're not really nicotine.
而是雌激素 They're estrogen.
什么 你怎么可以干这种事 What? How could you?
亲爱的 千万别生气 Oh, honey, don't be upset.
别指挥我的感受 Don't tell me how to feel.
别生气啊 Please don't be angry.
我没有生气 我只是... I'm not angry, I'm just...
我只是很受伤 I'm just hurt.
我可以给你打电话吗 Well, can I call you?
别给我打电话 也别发短信 Don't call me. Don't text me.
我们结束了 It's over.
我出门时 也别盯着我的背影看 And don't watch me while I'm walking out the door.
我现在有着一个"海臀" My ass is huge.
再次感谢你们帮我搜寻小鲍勃娃娃 Thanks again for helping me search for the Bob doll.
他们已经派骑警去寻找鲍勃了 They've sent the mounties out looking for Bob,
但目前一无所获 but so far, nothing.
乔依 我真的很抱歉 Joy, I'm so sorry.
别担心 我们会找到的 Don't worry. We'll find it.
根据巫毒科学理论 一旦我们找到小鲍勃 By the science of voodoo, when we find little Bob,
大鲍勃也会现身的 big Bob will show up.
你确定我们的垃圾都被运到这里了吗 Are you sure this is the quadrant our trash is in?
就是的啊 Oh, it's ours.
你瞧瞧这些酒瓶 Look at all the wine bottles.
我的金丝线短裤 My gold lamé shorts.
怎么会沦落垃圾场啊 How did these get in here?
是啊 怎么回事 Yes, how?
爱尔卡 这看着像是我为你做的那个碗啊 Hey, Elka, this looks just like the bowl I made for you
我在那个制陶课上学做的 from that ceramics class I took.
是吗 Does it?
难道世上有两个这么美丽的碗吗 There are two of those beauties?
瞧瞧这个 Oh, look at this.
咖啡壶 A coffee pot.
就跟我在话剧中用过的那个一样 It's just like the one I used in the play.
天啊 我真是把那话剧搞得一团糟 Oh, God, I really made a mess of that.
我退出了 对于退出的原因还撒了谎 I quit, and then I lied about quitting,
现在我也成了那种人 and now I'm that person.
维多利亚 你经常撒谎的啊 Victoria, you lie all the time.
通常那会让我感觉很好 And usually it makes me feel good,
但这次没有 but not this time.
而且那个导演人特别好 And the director was so nice.
他应该知道真相 He deserves to know the truth.
我不想当一个黑心肠的人 I don't want to be an awful person.
我就是个黑心肠的人 Well, I am an awful person.
我为什么要把德恩变成女人呢 Why am I trying to turn Dane into a woman?
我又不需要再多一个闺蜜 I don't need another girlfriend.
我有你们注意到我买的新包包 I have you guys to notice my new bag
询问我的感受 or ask me how I'm feeling.
我需要的是打炮 I need to get laid.
天啊 快看 Oh, my God, look.
是小鲍勃 It's little Bob.
乔治·克鲁尼找到了小鲍勃 George Clooney found little Bob.
好样的 Good boy.
谢谢你 乔治·克鲁尼 Thank you, George Clooney.
拜托 拜托 Oh, come on. Come on.
巫毒一定要发挥作用啊 Oh, please make voodoo work.
巫毒一定要发挥作用啊 Please make voodoo work.
没消息 Nothing.
我为什么会觉得这会有用呢 Why did I think this would work?
万一鲍勃受伤了呢 What if Bob's hurt?
万一他被卡在了两块石头间 What if he's stuck between two rocks
只能把自己的手臂咬掉呢 and has to eat his own arm off?
他才失踪几小时而已 It's only been a few hours.
他很容易饿 He gets really hungry.
等等 Wait.
我没有信号 I have no bars.
如果他们想联系我呢 What if they're trying to reach me?
我在哪儿能获得更好的信号呢 What can I do to get a better signal?
我曾经试镜过一个电视剧试播集 Well, once I was up for a television pilot.
那是个女版的《百战天龙》 叫麦吉瓦小姐 It was a female MacGyver called lady MacGyver.
最后是在玛姬·波斯特和我之间选 It was down to Markie Post and me.
直接说重点 Get to the point.
玛姬得到了那个角色 Markie got it.
不是暗示 你个蠢货 是手机信号 No, you idiot, the signal.
首先我们得把手机绑在小竿子上 Oh, first we have to attach the phone to a rod
然后找到一个金属传导物 and then find a metallic conductor,
最好是有金丝线的那种 preferably something with gold filaments.
我的短裤 My shorts.
我收到一条信息 I got a message.
鲍勃没事了 Bob's okay.
他被救援狗找到了 好棒 He was found by rescue dogs. Yay.
鲍勃 Oh, Bob.
等等 Wait a minute.
他的心脏上有个东西 There's something pinned to his heart.
是个项链 It's a necklace.
原来那纸条是这个意思啊 So that's what the note meant.
从未有人如我这般全心热"链" "Never has a heart been as full as mine."
真美啊 It is beautiful.
我也觉得 I know.
虽然我并不在意这种东西 Not that I care about such things.
重要的是 鲍勃平安无事 The important thing is, Bob is safe.
钻石的哦 Diamonds!
我是因此才退出的 So that's why I quit.
并非是因为我病了 It wasn't because I was sick.
而是因为 我很害怕 It... It was because I was scared.
我真不敢相信你会害怕 I can't believe you were scared.
我原本还很怕和你合作呢 伟大的维多利亚·蔡斯 I was scared to work with you, the great Victoria Chase.
别被我那些奖项吓到了 Don't be fooled by all my awards.
我指的可不是那个 I'm not even talking about that.
为什么 我可是奥斯卡获奖演员 Why not? I won a damn Oscar.
很久以前 我们曾一起上过表演课 A long time ago, we were in acting class together.
对哦 你... Oh, right. You...
别假装记得我了 Don't even pretend to remember me.
我坐在后面 从没发过言 I sat in the back, and I never said anything,
但我一直看着你 but I watched you.
维多利亚 你当年完美无瑕 Victoria, you were fearless.
是啊 对吧 I was, wasn't I?
但我当时年少无知 失败了也不会失去什么 But I was young and stupid with nothing to lose.
那你现在会失去什么呢 What do you have to lose now?
一切啊 我是个奥斯卡奖得住 Everything. I am an Oscar winner.
你不会失去那个的 Well, you can't lose that.
如果现在有流星坠落在我们头上 If a meteor fell on us right now,
报纸头条一定是 the headline would read,
"奥斯卡奖得住维多利亚·蔡斯死于爆炸" "Oscar winner Victoria Chase killed in fiery explosion."
我好喜欢这个标题 Oh, I do like the sound of that.
绝对不会说 "维多利亚·蔡斯 It wouldn't say, "Victoria Chase",
被某个稀烂的HBO剧踢掉的女星" who got cut from some dopey HBO show."
不 你说得对 那个剧的确很稀烂 No, you're right. That show was dopey.
我为什么要被这事打倒呢 I mean, why am I letting that get me down?
我想成为你记忆中当年的那个女演员 I want to be that actress that you remember from back then.
没错 无知无畏 Yeah, stupid and fearless.
好了 你再给我一次机会 Okay, you just give me another chance,
我觉得我可以再次变得那么无知的 and I think I could be that stupid again.
我知道你可以的 I know you can.
德恩 你好啊 你怎么会来这里的 Dane. Hi. What are you doing here?
我来是因为你在这里 I came here because you're here.
但你3天前跟我分手了啊 But you broke up with me three days ago.
为什么会分手来着 Why was that again?
因为我给你下了雌激素猛药 Because I drugged you with female hormones
然后还撒谎了 and then lied about it.
各种事都会发生的 Stuff happens.
别担心 那药已经排出我的体外了 Don't worry, it's out of my system now.
太好了 太好了 Wow, great. Great.
听着 我知道我做错了 Listen, I know I did wrong and,
我们真的该好好谈谈这事 因为 we really should talk about it. Because,
如果你在一段感情中没有信任感 那我... if you can't have trust in a relationship, and I...
天啊 Oh my God.
-怎么了 -你根本没在听我说话 - What? - You weren't even listening to me.
你在盯着我的胸看 You were staring at my chest.
你又变回过去的你了 You're back!