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你想過了嗎 Have you thought about it?
我想你應該好好想想 I think you should.
她來幹什麼 What does she do there?
她是屍體防腐員的助手 She's the assistant to the embalmer.
哦 不是吧 Oh no.
專門處理那些黏糊糊的東西 Something with the fluids.
不是吧 No.
呃 不是 大哥 Ugh. No, man.
露西正在培訓她如何推銷鮑勃博士的研討會 Lucy's training her to sell seminars with Dr. Bob.
她負責給葬禮主管打電話 電話銷售的一種啦 She calls the funeral directors-phone sales.
這樣啊 Cool.
她叫什麼名字 康妮 What's her name? Connie.
那我讓露西去辦了 So I'll tell Lucy it's on.
我叔叔來了 這事情別告訴他 That's my uncle. Don't mention it.
嘿 Hey.
因為...你明白嗎 That it's...you know.
不會 我不會的 他就是不讓我消停 I won't. I won't. Because he won't let it rest.
守口如瓶 他就是這樣 Not a word. That's how he is.
你們在說我嗎 沒有 You two talking about me? No.
只是在說怎麼幫你賺錢 Only about the money we make you.
不過都是天方夜譚 From your lips to God's ears.
先生們 Gentlemen.
*如何能在這片陌生的國土* *How can we sing King Alpha song...*
*唱誦海爾·塞拉西一世的歌曲* *In a strange land?*
*請引吭高歌...* *Sing it out loud...*
傑克 你認為自己是 Jack, would you
拉斯特法裡主義者嗎 call yourself a Rastaman?
不是 想成為拉斯特法裡主義者嗎 No. You thinking of becoming one?
不想 No.
只是隨便問問 I just wanted to ask.
你喜歡這首歌嗎 雷鬼樂大都是積極向上的 You like the song? Reggae's mainly positive.
有些詞我聽不懂 所以不好評論 Some of the words, you know, I don't get, so it's hard to commit.
"越過我"就是其中之一 "Over I" is a hard one.
"越過我"? 是的 "Over I"? Yeah.
其實就訂了頓飯然後出去逛逛 We'll just order something and hang out.
是的 沒什麼大事 Yeah. No biggie.
*你的目光容納著* *And the meditation of our heart*
*我們內心的沉思* *Be acceptable in Thy sight...*
*越過我* *哦 引吭高歌* *Over I* *Sing it out, oh!*
-==http://www.ragbear.com==- 紐約奇緣
*共同吶喊出心聲* *We've got to shout it together...*
你好 我是鮑勃·托馬斯 Hi, I'm Bob Thomas.
我的曾祖父在俄亥俄的小鎮普拉瑟維爾 My great-grandfather started as a cabinetmaker and undertaker
靠承包幫人打制傢俱起家 in the small town of Pacerville, Oregon-
傑克是個好人 我丈夫認識他很久了 Jack's a sweetheart. My husband's known him a long time.
喜歡中國菜嗎 大概吧 Do you like Chinese? Yeah, I think.
那就叫一些吧 We'll just order some.
...傳承125年的歷史 ... a tradition for 125 years,
在人生的尾聲 offering a supporting hand
給予您最後的支持 into life's final transition.
鮑勃·托馬斯 您虔誠的合作者... Bob Thomas Mortuaries is a humble partner...
你開車很多年了嗎 You drive long time?
是的 Yeah.
結婚了嗎 You married?
還沒有 No.
我只是在練英語 I practice my English.
抱歉 沒事 Sorry. That's okay.
穿出成功 Dressing for success.
這樣說對嗎 大致對 夫人 穿出成功 That's right? Yes, ma'am. Dress for success.
穿出成功 Dress for success.
也許該從鞋子開始 好的 夫人 Maybe shoes now. Yes, ma'am.
*站在一旁* *Stood by*
*我撕開床單* *I stripped the sheets*
*趕走妓女* *And emptied out the sty*
*人群點亮了狂歡夜* *The crowds that light the carnival*
*呼喚著我們* *回家* *Are calling us* *Home*
*呼喚著我們* *回家* *Calling us* *Home*
*呼喚著我們* *回家...* *Calling us* *Home...*
穿出成功 Dress for success.
抱歉 一段時間沒見到你父親... I'm sorry. You know, to see your dad like that...
突然看到他這個樣子 after not seeing him for a while.
負責照看的護士說 他現在呼吸 The coma nurse said when he gasped for air
只是身體的一種本能反應狀態 his body did it in a reactive mode.
這個...是這樣的嗎 That's... right?
是的 "就像抽乾機一樣" Yeah. "Like a dry pump"-
他現在就是這個樣子 that's how he put it.
他走了 我才能和爸爸單獨待會 我真的很高興 I was glad when he left and I was alone with my dad.
他走了真是太好了 因為 It's good that he left because-
是的 是的 他走了 我真的很高興 Yeah. Yeah, I was glad he left.
是啊 他跑過來調戲我 Yup. He was coming on to me.
那個護士嗎 The coma nurse?
在醫院了? 是的 Right there? Yup.
就在昏迷病人病房裡? 這麼做可不對 Right there in the coma room? That's not right.
他什麼都沒說 就把手這樣放在我手臂上 He let his hand stay on my arm without saying anything,
直到我爸爸開始用力喘氣 until my dad gasped
他才離開 and then he left the coma room.
我爸爸就躺在那裡 And my dad was right there-
還陷入在昏迷之中 in a coma, but still-
這樣不對 是的 那...確實不對 It's not right. No, that's...no.
你爸爸在昏迷病人病房 In a coma room with your dad there...
還陷入昏迷中 但還是不可以 in a coma, yeah, but still.
我不用了 I'm fine.
你先冷靜下 哦 是的 Just getting your head around that... Oh yeah.
知道嗎 有時候 我爸爸會粗喘著轉動身體 My dad would gasp and twist his body, you know.
我想 "他是希望離開這裡" 對嗎 I thought, "He wants to get out of there," you know?
所以當只剩下我和他的時候 我對他說"沒事的 So when I was alone with my dad, I told him, "It's okay to go.
離開吧 不用在這裡躑躅不前了" 是的 You don't have to stick around. " Yeah.
我告訴他 我愛他 他是個偉大的父親 And I told him I loved him, he was a great dad
該是他自由飛向天堂的時候了 and he was free to go to heaven.
是嗎 兩天後 Yeah. Two days later
他就從昏迷中清醒了過來 he woke up out of the coma.
該死 哦 那是...上帝啊 Fuck. Oh, that's...oh God.
居然就醒了 Just woke up.
三個月後 該死的 After three months. Fuck.
是的 他居然能輕聲說話了 你相信嗎 Yeah. He talked in a softer voice, you know?
然後我想 "好吧 也許是因為某些 And I thought, "Oh, well, he's in a zombie state
未完成的職責所在 where you stay around because there's some unfinished business
讓他處於迴光返照的狀態" 好比說照顧我媽媽 you're responsible for"...like taking care of my mom.
是啊 你媽媽 那也是自然的 Yeah, your mom. Of course.
他回來是為了能陪她去鎮看護中心 He went back to be with her at Village Care Facility.
好吧 那真是... Well, that's-
上帝啊 這真是- God. It's-
他從昏迷中清醒過來 回到了家 he got up from a coma, went home.
卻又在門廊突然跌倒 砸到腦袋 去世了 And then he fell down and hit his head in the hallway and then he died.
老天爺 God.
這事情真的是 It's, uh-
真是... 奇跡 it's kind of a... A miracle.
他從昏迷中清醒過來 Coming from a coma and then-
為了要照顧你母親 'Cause he wanted to take care of your mom.
她眼睛看不見 She was blind.
腿腳不便 She couldn't walk, really.
臨終前 她似乎在空氣中看到了些什麼 She saw things in the air near the end.
雙目雖然失明 She was blind,
但總會看向四周的空氣 好像能看到什麼似的 but she'd look up in the air like she was seeing them.
我也不知道她看到了什麼 I don't know what.
後面是衛生間嗎 是的 Is the bathroom back there? Yeah.
我想 她是需要傾訴一下 She needed to talk about it, I guess.
是啊 露西走了有一會兒了吧 Yeah. Lucy's gone awhile, right?
是啊 可能是沒買到香蕉冰激凌 Yeah. Probably didn't have Chunky Monkey,
所以她還在找 是的 so she's on a search. Yeah.
有多少次 你會不經意想到 How many times do you think,
"嘿 他們好像走了很久啦" "Hey, they've been gone a long time,"
然後突然門鈴響了 你知道 他們回來了 and then buzz? You know, they're there.
是啊 Yeah.
喲 看看這是誰啊 Yo, who is it?
喲 是我 我 是那個從沒忘記密碼的我嗎 Yo, me! Me, I-never-forget-my-keys me?
不 是按鈴就他媽的給我開門的我 No, buzz-me-fucking-in me.
怎麼了 沒什麼 What? Nothing.
準備好了嗎 Are you ready
冰激凌時刻 for Chunky Monkey?
我可找了三個店呢 康妮呢 Three delis. Where's Connie?
我在這裡 I'm here.
應該要等到暖和一點 是的 It'll have to be warmer though. Yeah.
划船的季節 是的 Boating weather. Yeah.
確定不用我送你嗎 Are you sure you don't want me to drive you?
哦 不用了 真的...沒問題的 Uh, no, it's really...it's all right.
這樣就可以了 This is plenty.
划船 Boating.
是的 Yeah.
你喜歡康妮嗎 You like Connie?
我們剛在外面處得很好 We got along pretty well outside.
是嗎 Yeah?
是的 她說她也喜歡... Well, she said she'd like-
她也喜歡划船 划船嗎 she'd like to go boating. Boating?
是的 在船上隨波逐流 你明白嗎 Yeah, rowing in a boat she said, you know?
去划船啊... To go boating...
有時候就是...該死的 you know, sometime when...fuck.
那你怎麼說 So what did you say?
也許再等暖和些吧 你是約了她夏天再去嗎 Maybe when it's warmer. You made a date for summer?
嗯 不是的 我沒有 Uh, no. I'm not, you know,
說什麼"我們半年後後再去吧" 那樣才糟糕呢 that bad to say "Let's do something six months from now. "
他明白的 不是的 只是...只是... He knows. No, it...it...
因為已經下雪了 然後就這麼說了出來 it started snowing and it came up, you know?
是啊 要溫暖的天氣 所以要夏天 The warm weather and summer.
如果只是因為害怕的話 這可不好 If you're afraid, it's not a good idea.
我 嗯 我不會游泳 I, uh, can't swim.
我說了會教你的 他就教了我 I told you I'd teach you. He taught me.
你說過 教太過親近的人游泳會有麻煩 You said it caused problems, teaching someone you're close to,
所以我想... so I thought-
我可沒這麼想 I don't think so.
是其他的事情 我說的只是游泳課 It was something else. I just said it was the swimming lessons.
難道不是游泳課嗎 It wasn't the swimming lessons?
不是 等夏天到來以後 No. Come summer,
在清朗的夜光下 you'll go boating at night...
泛舟湖上 in the moonlight.
嗯 是不是 Huh? Huh?
在熠熠星空之下 Under the stars.
是的 我想 我是應該要學的 Yeah, I should learn, I guess.
我們去城裡吧 哈萊姆區那裡有個游泳池 We'll go uptown...a pool in Harlem.
非常漂亮的游泳池 是溫水的嗎 Beautiful pool. It's heated?
我是說真的 我也是認真的 I'm serious. I'm serious.
這會讓我恢復得很快 It'll get me back going.
我以前每週都會去個三四次 I used to go three, four times a week.
好的 Yeah.
謝謝你們為我所做的一切 Thanks for everything. Yeah.
你好 這裡是鮑勃博士悲傷研討會 Hi, I'm calling from Dr. Bob's Grief Seminars.
最新的研討會體驗將傳授您一些技巧 The new seminar experience offers techniques-
沒錯 that's right.
信用卡 Credit card.
暴力行為 violent acts,
突然致死的痛苦 the pain of sudden death-
我有嗎 說信用卡 I did? Credit card.
潘德科先生 Mr. Pendecker.
他說讓我明天再打電話 He said to call back tomorrow.
記住 用"你好"開頭 Remember, it's "Hello," the opening,
"請告訴我信用卡" "Give me the credit card. "
重點就是 "請給我信用卡" The pitch, "Give me the credit card. "
這可是魔咒 說不定再看看網頁 It's a mantra. Dr. Maybe another peek
就會幫我們接到多謝電話 嗯 at the website will help with the calls, hmm?
也讓你能更熟悉我們這裡的工作 Get you more familiar with what we do here.
好的 記得給我電話 Okay. Call me.
信用卡 請告訴我信用卡 Credit card. Give me the credit card.
讓我們潛得再深一些 再深一些嗎 Let's go a little deeper. Deeper?
你還是淺嘗輒止 稍微再下來一些 You'll still touch. A little deeper.
很深了 It's getting deep.
再深一些 Alittle more
已經夠深了 好了 現在再試試看 It's pretty deep. Okay, try it now.
很好 但是...傑克 這很好 但還要繼續 That's good, but...Jack, that's good, but go under.
在水下吹出氣泡 Make the bubbles under the water,
然後浮上來 換氣 再下潛 then come up. Take a breath, then go under.
吹出氣泡 上浮 慢慢讓身體習慣這個節奏 Bubbles, come up. Get a rhythm going.
我們一起來 準備好了嗎 We'll do it together. Are you ready?
很好 準備好了嗎 But it's good. Are you ready?
呼吸 Breath.
下潛 Under.
你可以睜開眼睛 You can keep your eyes open.
我的眼鏡漏水了 My goggles leak.
可能是旁邊漏水了 They should suck around your eyes a little bit.
感覺如何 還好 How do they feel? Okay.
能描述給我聽嗎 I want you to visualize.
描述嗎 這是一種技巧 Visualize? It's a technique.
閉上你的眼睛 你剛剛不是讓我睜開嗎 Close your eyes. I thought you said open them?
當你在水下的時候 需要睜開 但是現在 When you do it, yeah. But now
是你在家也能做的事情...讓你的心能看見... it's something you can do at home...visualization...
你不在水中時 我希望你能閉上雙眼 when you're not actually in the water. I want you to close your eyes.
好的 看著自己深入水底 Okay. See yourself going under,
吹出氣泡 上浮 blowing bubbles, coming up.
好的 再試試看 想像自己的動作 Okay. Try it. See yourself do it.
好的 Okay.
傑克 Jack.
傑克 怎麼了 Jack. Yeah?
你看見了嗎 是的 You visualized? Yeah.
你眼睛睜開了嗎 你不是說閉上嗎 Your eyes were open? You said close them.
是的 去感受 No, to visualize.
是的 在我們游動時 去感受 Yeah, when we do it, yeah.
你看到自己下潛的時候 眼睛是睜開的嗎 But when you visualized you went under, your eyes were open?
我想 是的 Yeah, I think.
再試試看 Try it again.
是的 是睜開的 Yeah, open.
好的 Good. Okay.
游動時 看著我 Look at me when we do it.
現在我們一起來 準備好了嗎 We'll do it now, together. Are you ready?
是的 Yeah.
你做得很好 You're doing good.
我能做得更好 I can do better.
很棒 我能更好 You're doing good. I can do better.
這個混球 This fucking guy.
我只是想填申請 我們關門了 I just need the application. We're closed.
不過是填張表 Just the application.
去你媽的 Fuck you.
銷售就是這樣 這就是底線 It's a sales job. That's the bottom line.
如果不夠深入 就無法做得持久 If you don't close, you don't last.
我在和傑克打電話 I was on the phone with Jack.
我在和你說話 我在聽 I was talking to you. I was listening.
我剛剛說了什麼 你必須解雇康妮 What did I say? You have to fire Connie.
你什麼時候走 今晚 怎麼了 When do you go in? Tonight. Why?
傑克是怎麼了 So what's up with Jack?
紐約交管局的一傢伙給弄的 He was upset about a guy at the MTA office.
就因為晚到了幾分鐘 就不肯給他申請 Wouldn't give him an application because he was a minute late.
說好的時間 他應該準時到的 He needs to hook up. It's time.
該死的 我晚了 Shit. I'm running late.
傑克有你 有我還有開豪車的美差 這就夠了 Jack's got me, you and the limo job...that's it.
那也是我的 我有你... That's it for me. I've got you...
...傑克是兄弟 而我還開著豪車 ...Jack's a friend and I drive a limo.
你在城裡上商業課程 他在說交管局的事 You take business classes at City. He's talking about the MTA.
聽著 我愛傑克 但他...我不知道該怎麼說 Look, I love Jack, but Jack's...I don't know what it is to call it.
你怎麼說 我也不知道 What would you say? I don't know what it is
你不知道該怎麼說嗎 是有些感覺 you don't know what to call. It's something.
但又好像什麼都沒有 康妮很適合他 maybe it's nothing. Connie might be good for him.
如果她還在那工作 就好辦多了 It'd be easier to help it along if she were working there,
我不知道 but I don't know.
電話聯繫 I'll call.
如果他在這裡 我們可以開會 If he's there, we can conference.
不 我先不掛 No, I'll hold.
你早了 You're early.
等你好了 我再和你談 I want to talk to you when you're done.
鮑勃博士希望留在這裡 Dr. Bob wanted to be here.
老天 你這是怎麼了 我被襲擊了 Jesus! Fuck. what happened to you? I was attacked.
天啊 是的 就在地鐵裡面 是一個男人 No. Yeah, on the subway, a man.
我沒事 我沒事 把電話給我 I'm fine. I'm all right. Give me the phone.
我快說服柯蒂斯-洛佩茲了 把電話掛了 I'm gonna close Curtis-Lopez! Get off the phone!
拜託 就快成了 掛掉 Please! I'm gonna close! Get off!
柯蒂斯先生嗎 你好 洛佩茲先生 Mr. Curtis? Hi, Mr. Lopez.
先讓我們看一下您的信用卡預約信息 Let's start by getting your credit card reservation.
我需要救護車 美國證交所 好的 卡號是? I need an ambulance. AmEx, sure. The number?
一名婦女遭到了襲擊 正在咳血 A woman was attacked. She's coughing up blood.
咳血 Blood. Coughing.
3-是的...9-6-9... 她是在地鐵中遇襲的 3-yes...9-6-9... She was attacked on the subway.
好的...1-1-1 請告訴我卡的有效日期 okay...1-1-1. And the expiration date, please.
快點 4/12 Hurry. 4/12.
她還好嗎 謝謝你能過來 Is she all right? Thanks for coming.
所幸我還有點時間 這馬路堵死了 Lucky I caught some time. The roads are no picnic.
你好 肯德爾先生 謝謝你給我回電 Hi, Mr. Kendal. Thanks for calling back.
沒關係 我等一下 當然 我會等著 No, I'll wait. Sure, I'll wait.
你還好嗎 你聽起來很擔心的樣子 Are you okay? You sounded pretty worried.
我想可能是內出血 I thought it was internal bleeding,
但是她鼻子在出血 而且血在往回流 but it was blood from her nose that bled backward.
往回流嗎 這還挺奇怪的 Backward? That's weird.
會回流到你的胃裡面 Yeah, backward into your stomach,
就像..背部好像還傷到了 like a lot...a ruptured dorsal or something.
斷了幾根肋骨 She has a couple of fractured ribs.
你還在嗎 Are you there?
是三樓嗎 Third floor?
你帶了什麼 一隻考拉 What do you have? A koala bear.
真的是一隻考拉 她還好嗎 Authentic koala bear. But she's okay?
很糟糕 會好起來的吧 It's terrible, huh? She's okay though?
他們說會沒事的 他給她帶了只考拉 They said she'll be fine. He got her a koala.
覺得她會喜歡嗎 當然 很可愛啊 Think she'll like it? Sure, it's cute.
我去看看有什麼能幫忙的 I'll go see if I can learn anything.
經典豪華轎車服務 Classic Limousine Service.
在醫院 那姑娘怎麼樣 The hospital. So how's the gal?
她沒事了 She's okay.
好像背部傷了 Dorsal something broke.
你準備了什麼 你總買了點什麼吧 So what did you get her? You got her something, right?
呃 我帶了一隻考拉熊 Uh, I got her a koala bear.
玩具考拉熊 A stuffed bear.
考拉 是澳大利亞的東西 Koala. They live in Australia.
好吧 收到 Okay. Yeah, roger that.
你知道的 是的 Just...you know. Yeah.
可以去看她了 好的 We can say hello now. Okay.
稍等 Hang on.
鮑勃博士 你收到我的信息了嗎 Dr. Bob, you got my message.
還沒有 我還沒時間告訴她 No, before I could tell her.
讓我把這個弄好 10分鐘就好 I've gotta take this. 10 minutes.
她搞定了洛佩茲 經典豪華汽車服務 She closed Lopez. Classic Limousine Service.
好吧 可以 我馬上過來 Okay. No, I can. I'm on my way.
大廈客戶想帶他孩子去奇緣餐廳 Plaza client wants to take his kid to Serendipity
吃熱巧克力聖代 聽說那裡的不錯 for the hot-chocolate sundae. I hear they're good there.
是的 露西去哪裡了 Yeah. Where's Lucy?
她說可以進去了 我們一起進去嗎 She said to go in. We can go in?
她在和老闆打電話 我先走了 She's on the phone with her boss. I gotta go.
沿著大廳走 302房 Down the hall, room 302.
我帶了個朋友過來 I brought a friend.
哦 你真是太好了 澳大利亞的小考拉 Oh, this is so sweet. Koala bear from Australia.
你不是應該在工作的嗎 Shouldn't you be working?
呃 機場 嗯 機場今天關門了 Uh, air...airport's closed...
那個 暴風雪的關係 所以... you know, blizzard conditions, so-
那你開車一定要小心 You've got to be careful driving.
我會的 Yeah.
真希望冬天能快點結束 I look forward to when winter's over.
到夏天還要有段時間的 It's not summer for a while.
不過在夏天之前 我們能去做點其他的 We could do something before summer,
嗯 等你好些了 you know, when you feel better.
好的 Okay.
也許...我也不好說...一起吃晚餐怎麼樣 Maybe...I don't know...dinner.
等你覺得可以的時候 You know, when you feel up to it.
要知道 大餐什麼 You know, a big feast.
就是...就是會有很多吃的 Just...just have too much of everything.
從來沒人為我做過這些 No one has ever done that for me before.
希望你是個能吃的人 從沒人給我做過飯 I hope you're a good eater. No one has ever cooked for me before.
做飯嗎 從沒有人這麼做過 Cooked? No one has before.
好吧... Well...
做飯啊 cooking.
很好啊 嗯 從沒有人給你做過飯嗎 That'd be nice. Yeah, no one's ever cooked for you?
我媽媽做過 My mom, yeah.
你媽媽 我住在叔叔家的地下室 Your ma. I only have a basement at my uncle's.
只有... Kind of a-
扁平烤盤 a hotplate.
哦 哦 不 沒事 Oh. Oh no, it's...it's okay.
不 不 No no.
要知道 克萊德和露西那有廚房 You know, Clyde and Lucy have a kitchen,
我可以做飯給你吃 so I'm gonna cook for you.
是晚餐派對嗎 A dinner party?
不是 No.
也算是吧 Yeah.
不過只能是小型的 Small.
你覺得還好嗎 So do you feel okay?
我想藥效發揮作用了 大概吧 I think I'm on drugs. Yeah, probably.
那時候 那個人 Someone was
壓著我 pressing up against me.
我能感覺到... I could feel he was-
你明白的 you know?
他在蹭我 He was rubbing against me.
哦 該死 Oh shit.
不是 那是... 不過沒弄出來 No, that's... It wasn't out.
我不該告訴你的 I shouldn't have told you.
你看著我的時候 肯定會想到 You'll think of it when you look at me.
這不是你的錯 No. It's not your fault.
你是不是... Do you-
你會不會想要... do you think you might wanna-
聽首歌什麼的 listen to this song?
這是個很好的舒緩方式 It's a positive vibe.
給 There.
第一次聽 可能會有些詞聽不懂 Some of the words are hard to get at first so...
你只需要多聽幾次 you have to listen a few times.
你要幫康妮做飯嗎 You wanna cook for Connie?
是的 這是你想做的事情嗎 Yeah. This is something you want to do?
是的 Yeah.
但問題是你根本不會做飯 The problem is you don't know how to cook.
沒錯 Yeah.
我不會做飯 露西也不會 I don't know how to cook. Lucy doesn't cook.
很多人都不會做飯 是的 我也不會 Plenty of people don't know. Yeah, and I don't know.
謝謝 那你有什麼辦法 Thanks. So what's the solution?
請再給我來一杯啤酒 嗯 I need another beer. Mmm.
辦法就是讓奶油卷教你做飯 The solution is to have the Cannoli teach you how to cook a meal.
誰 露西認識的一個人 Who? Someone Lucy knows.
他是華爾道夫酒店甜品屋的點心主廚 He's the head pastry cook at the Waldorf-Astoria-
但也很會做飯 desserts, but he can cook food too.
他能給你寫個菜譜 然後教會你製作 He can write out a recipe and teach you how to cook it.
他願意嗎 至少露西去說 他就肯 He'll do it? He'll do it for Lucy.
你想做什麼 What do you think you want to make?
雞肉 魚或者牛肉 就這樣吧 Chicken, fish or beef, you know?
哪個都可以 Any one of those.
好的 不過你必須要做好準備 Okay, but be open,
他可能會要求些其他東西 because he might suggest something else,
比如 嗯... like, um, uh...
要準備個砂鍋 a casserole.
你打算花多少錢 How much do you want to spend?
我想 大概100左右吧 I was...I was thinking about a hundred-and-something.
準備放在什麼時候 When do you have in mind for the dinner party?
大概1個月以後吧 I was thinking about a month.
1個月嗎 是的 從現在開始的1個月以後 A month? Yeah, about a month from now.
好吧 那時間上來說不趕 很好 Okay. Well, then that means there's no rush. That's good.
奶油卷算是昵稱嗎 Is Cannoli an actual nickname?
不是 他叫費德裡科 No. Federic.
奶油卷是我對他的稱呼 費德裡科才是名字 Cannoli is something I call him. Federic.
我要坐後面 當一回大人物 I'll ride in the back, be the big shot.
我有事情要告訴你 該死的 I wanna tell you something. Yeah. Fuck.
雖然我不想 但是必須告訴你 希望不會嚇到你 I don't wanna, but I gotta. I don't want you to freak.
嚇到 是的 希望不會 Don't freak? Don't freak.
你說吧 露西和奶油卷 Okay. Lucy and the Cannoli,
他們之間有點那個 they had a thing.
什麼 就是那個 What? A thing.
哪個 算是種交易吧 A thing? That's the deal.
哦 不 你不是說... 是的 Oh no. You mean... Yeah.
那是他們還在上游泳課的時候...在那時候定的 It was when there was the swimming lessons...in that time frame.
我之前就該告訴你的 你是我朋友 I should've told you before. You're my fucking friend.
她告訴我的時候 說那不過是露水情緣 She said it was a one-time thing, then we got honest-
但卻整整露水了2年的時間 it fucking went on for two years.
2年 斷斷續續... Two years? Off and on...
她自己說的 she said.
就是這麼回事情 That's it.
我不確定還要不要去找他 I don't know if I want this guy to show me anything.
也許晚餐派對什麼的... 別去 Maybe this dinner thing can just... Don't go there.
別去了還是 Don't go there.
我剛推薦他了 是嗎 I recommended him, didn't I?
她在和鮑勃博士打電話 She's on the phone with Dr. Bob
她一直在說什麼大奶油卷 and she's telling him about a big cannoli.
超大奶油卷什麼的 我就一直那麼聽著 She was saying "big big cannoli" and I was listening.
開始我還不明白 I didn't know what it was at first.
要知道 10寸的奶油卷 You know, a 10" cannoli-
她說時候的樣子 the way she was saying it.
別和露西提這事兒 Never mention it to Lucy ever.
不會 當然不會 No no, of course.
你現在告訴我 有些奇怪啊 It's kind of weird you're telling me now.
哪奇怪了 Why is it weird?
突然就這麼說了出來 All of a sudden to come out with it-
這事兒我可沒什麼理智 It isn't rational, okay?
每年的這段時間...就他媽的像是週年紀念一樣 This time of year...like it's a fucking anniversary.
我總是會...要知道 我已經盡力隱藏了 I can get...you know. I keep it hid mostly.
所以我和你說了 這不過是一筆交易 Now I've told you, that's the deal.
你不可能長期勾搭著一個人 You've never been hooked up with someone long-term.
總是一段段來的 You take some fucking shots.
哦 Oh.
有50%的夫妻 曾經出軌 50% of couples, someone betrays the other
而且還不止一次 and more than once.
這是經過測試的數據 That's the test.
等等 什麼 Wait. What?
這件事情後來還發生過嗎 It happened again?
還有個死人同事 There was this death guy-
在什麼鮑勃博士研討會上的悲傷專家 a grief expert at their seminars with Dr. Bob.
按照她的說法是 魅力十足 Charismatic, she said.
啊 死人同事 Ah. A death guy.
她只是吻了他 她說 She only kissed him, she said-
在電梯裡面 幫忙搬屍體的時候 in the elevator, helping move a body.
"我只是吻了他" 她是這麼說的 "I only kissed him," she said.
這就是生活...別太當真了 That's what you live with...never knowing for sure.
我和你說的事情 你從來沒遇到過嗎 You've never been through anything like I'm telling you?
沒有 No.
如果你打算和康妮長長久久 If it becomes long-term with Connie,
如果你要學習某樣事物 而且要長久堅持下去 and if you learn about something and you decide to stick it out anyway,
就會有鮮明的感覺 know that you will have vivid images
也會清楚這種感覺將永遠存在 and know that they'll recur probably forever.
露西有沒有和你說過康妮的什麼事 Did Lucy tell you something about Connie
是我必須知道的 I should know?
不 什麼都沒有 No. Nothing.
你還好嗎 我沒事 Are you okay? I'm good.
好吧 謝謝 好的 Well, thanks. Yeah.
有時候我也需要卸下一些包袱 I needed to unload that, I guess. You know?
你還好嗎 是的 Are you okay? Yeah.
兄弟 我太愛你了 Man, I love you.
你知道我愛你嗎 You know I love you?
是的 Yeah.
我超愛這部電影 謝謝你帶我來看 I liked the movie. Thanks for taking me.
非常精彩激烈 我喜歡驚悚片 It was intense. I like scary ones.
已經天黑了啊 It's dark already.
時間過得真快 我們才沒聊幾句的 It seems like only two seconds we've been talking.
是啊 Yeah.
看 我們都成雪人了 Now we're snow people.
是啊 Yeah.
我喜歡和你說話 I like talking to you.
真該叫你上去坐坐 只是我家現在一團亂 I should invite you up, but my place is a mess.
等我下次清理乾淨了 再叫你上去 I'm gonna clean it and I'll invite you up next time.
沒事 我家只會更糟糕 Yeah, mine's worse.
通常我家都是真整潔的- I'm usually neat-
好吧 雖然不怎麼整潔 但至少不倒胃口 well, not neat but not disgusting.
哦 Oh.
你好些了 我真替你高興 嗯 差不多了 I'm really glad you're better. Um, almost.
嗯哼 是快好了 Uh-huh. I'm getting there.
嗯... Well...
不給個甜蜜的晚安吻嗎 Maybe a little good-night kiss?
也許 也沒什麼不好的 Maybe. You know, nothing overwhelming.
好的 Okay.
晚安 晚安 Good night. Good night.
你好 歡迎光臨華爾道夫 Hello, welcome to the Waldorf.
謝謝 不客氣 Thank you. Yup.
能稍停一下嗎 我急著上廁所 Can I get a couple of minutes? I've got to run to the men's room.
去吧 別太久就好了 Yeah, pull it out of the way and don't be all day.
謝謝 Thanks.
我們不收硬幣 No coins.
*我清楚雙足插上翅膀* *I know how it feels to have wings on your heels*
*迷茫走在街上的感覺* *And to walk down the street in a trance*
*在街上隨意走著 也許會相遇* *You walk down the street on the chance that you'll meet*
*但你們相遇 也許並非偶然* *And you'll meet, not really by chance*
*年輕的愛人 無論如何 請不要哭泣* *Don't cry, young lovers, whatever you do*
*請不要因為我孑然一身而哭泣* *Don't cry because I'm alone*
*今晚我擁有所有愉快的記憶* *All of my memories are happy tonight*
*我也擁有了自己的愛人* *I've had a love of my own*
*我也如同你一般擁有了自己的愛人* *I've had a love of my own like yours*
*我也擁有了愛人...* 需要幫忙麼 *I've had a love of...* May I help you?
不用 *無比可愛的一份愛戀* No. *A lovely lovely love of*
*我擁有了這份愛意...* *I've had a love of...*
一根黃瓜 One cucumber.
可以嗎 All right?
像這樣切開 嗯 You cut... like this. Mmm.
再切片 You chop like this.
你來試試看 You try it.
彎曲手指 And your side against the finger.
一定記住彎曲手指 Side against the finger
不然就會像這樣了 or you end up like this.
你沒有注意到嗎 You didn't notice?
保持筆直 你要用整條腿去踢 明白嗎 Keep it straight. You've got to kick with the whole leg, all right?
把腳趾往外 Point...point the toes out-
內收足...還有整條腿 pigeon toe...and the whole leg.
不只是腳 不單是從膝蓋開始 Not just the feet, not just from the knees.
像這樣 使用你這一部分所有的肌肉 Like this. Use all that muscle you've got there.
可以嗎 不是這樣 不對 All right? Not like this. Not like this.
要這麼做 好的 你做來看看 Like this. Okay, let's see you.
很好 踢腿 現在踢腿 Good. Kick! Kick!
這樣抓著浮板 Hold it out like this.
這樣嗎 再往前一些 Like this? More out in front.
底部再往上一些 Keep the end up a little like this.
這樣 就像這樣 Like this. Like this. Like this.
就像那樣 吸氣吐氣 Like that. And breath in, breath out.
很好 繼續 Good! Okay, go for it!
踢腿 踢腿 很好 Kick kick! Good!
頭 注意頭部 Head. Head.
*如果你要切斷這一切* *If you'd only cut*
*刀鋒已經深入肌理...* *So now the blade is deep...*
很好 很好 冠軍 冠軍 Good! Good! Champion! Champion!
浮板游泳冠軍 Master kickboard champion!
現在游回去 哦 該死 Now back. Oh shit.
*她坐著火車一路向南* *She went south on the train*
*穿著塑膠靴子* *She wore plastic boots*
*因為天空下著雨* *For rain*
*親愛的你 在夢中* *And you crawl along the floor*
*沿著地板爬行* *In your dream, dear*
*被寂寞捕獲* *Caught lonely*
*如果你要切斷這一切* *If you'd only cut*
*刀鋒已經深入肌理...* *So now the blade is deep*
*如果你不吞下自己的血肉* *If you don't eat yourself*
*你的肉體將爆裂四散* *You will explode instead*
*因為我深知 我愛你至此...* *'Cause I know I love you so...*
*所以當我明白* *When I know*
*你並不愛我...* *You don't love me...*
有犯罪記錄嗎 沒有 Any felonies? No.
吸毒呢? Drugs? Convictions?
沒有 No.
你需要接受面談 You'll be notified for an interview.
嗯 怎麼... Umm, how-
什麼時候 about when?
2到4周以後吧 下一位 Two to four weeks. Woo!
謝謝 下一位 Thanks. Woo.
我交了申請了 好的 I put in the application. Well, good.
你交了申請嗎 是的 You put in your application? Yeah.
我和那個傢伙談過了 'Cause I talked to the guy.
安排面談需要2到4周的時間 It takes two to four weeks for the interview.
好吧 你只有做好自己的事情 All right. I want you to do your thing,
如果那不行 這裡的門永遠為你開著 but if it doesn't work out, you can always come back.
太感謝了 裡赫特先生 That's great, Mr. Richter.
哦 你能來 鮑勃博士會很高興的 Oh, Dr. Bob will be happy you're on board.
好的 Okay.
你沒吃午餐是嗎 10點約好 You skipped lunch? I wanted to reach Richter Brothers
要給裡赫特兄弟電話的 啊 是裡赫特啊 at 10:00 out there. Ah. Richter.
總是搖擺卻從不確定 我差不多搞定了 He flirts but never commits. I closed him.
你開玩笑吧 You're kidding.
嗯 喔哦 Huh. Wow.
我想能在西雅圖看到他的笑臉了 I guess I'll see his happy face in Seattle.
那肯定是有史以來頭一回 That'll be a first.
露西來了 記得幫我打個招呼 幹得漂亮 Tell Lucy to say hello when she comes in. Nice job.
那裡什麼狀況 What was the situation there?
他為什麼不為你比賽了 Why wasn't he playing for you?
好吧 我想也許是因為我們之前做了個交易... Well, I think the reason is that we made a trade early on...
康妮怎麼說 胸部被揩油的事情 How did Connie say the breast thing happened?
鮑勃博士過來 Dr. Bob reached in
看了一下確認卡 to look at the confirmation card.
她覺得他就是來揩油的 She thought he copped a feel.
她也成了其中一個啦 嗯 She's one of those. Mmm.
意料之中 我能理解的 Things go on inside the mind. I understand it.
她說他把手 She said he let his hand
放到了她的胸上 stay on her breast
那她撒謊了? So she made it up?
不 No
我不知道 I don't know
這是個迷 A mystery
那為了真相 So to get at the truth,
我們假設當時的場景 to recreate the scene,
看看可不可能 to determine the possibilities-
他們獨處一室 they're alone.
她完成了交易 She confirms the deal.
鮑勃醫生進來了 Dr. Bob enters.
"讓我確認下你的資料" "Let me look at your confirmation card. "
不對 這...太奇怪了 Oh no, it's...it's too weird.
"你喜歡在 "Do you like it here
停屍間做嗎?" at the mortuary?"
我想再多練習幾次做甜點 I'm gonna practice the dessert a couple of times.
好嗎 讓我看看清單 Okay? Let me see the list.
和費德裡科學得怎麼樣 It went all right with Federic?
"奶油卷"很不錯 Yeah, the Cannoli was cool.
是嗎 Uh-huh?
幹得好 Good job.
你很有天賦 You show real aptitude.
篩子 Sifter.
你又緊張了 You've got that nervous thing.
是嗎 Hmm?
你緊張的時候會清嗓子 對嗎 It's what you do when you're nervous, right?
我都不知道我緊張了 不由自主地清嗓子 I might not even know I'm nervous and my throat thing starts.
我猜你是因為做飯吧 Cooking I guess, maybe.
是嗎 Yeah?
或許是為紐約交管局的事吧 The MTA maybe.
這是個新的開始 That'd be a new thing.
和康妮的事 希望也能順利 The thing with Connie, hoping that goes okay.
克萊德有說了什麼關於奶油卷的事嗎 What did Clyde say about the Cannoli?
呃 誰啊 Uh, who?
你把費德裡克叫做"奶油卷" You called Federic "the Cannoli. "
噢 我以為克萊德把這個當做綽號 Oh, I think Clyde said it was a nickname.
克萊德還說了什麼 So what else did Clyde say?
傑克 他肯定告訴你了的 Jack, he told you.
什麼 他說了 What? He told you.
我們之前和解了 We worked through it.
是這兩年 我是這麼感覺的 It's the two years, though. That's what would get me.
傑克 是五年前了 Jack, it was five years ago.
我只是發現... I just found out and...
我只是談談我自己的感受 I'm talking about what's up with me about it,
我不應該說出來的 and I shouldn't.
但是你說你只是在電梯裡吻了你的死人同事 But you said you just kissed the death guy in the elevator.
他不確定 He didn't know for sure.
所以他才說這就是生活 不能太當真 That's what he said you live with...not knowing for sure.
他還說了什麼 What else did he tell you?
沒有了 是啊 Nothing. Yeah well,
他自己也有東西要交代 there are things he has to deal with too on his side.
我不該說的 I shouldn't have said anything.
他難道沒說他在奶油卷之前 He didn't mention the woman
開車送一個女人去波基普西? he drove to Poughkeepsie before the Cannoli?
"就在後座做了一次" 好像說得過去似的 "Just once in the back seat," he said like that made it okay.
對不起 為什麼 I'm sorry. For what?
我 我不知道 I, uh...I don't know.
你沒有戀愛過 連短暫的都沒有 You've never been in a relationship for any length of time.
戀愛的時候會發生很多事 他也這麼說 A lot happens. That's what he said.
很多好事 對 A lot of good things. Yeah.
很多你在對方身上完全想不到的事 A lot of things you wouldn't wish on your enemy.
如果你和康妮真成了 If you become something with Connie-
我的意思是說兩人在一起了 I mean when you stay together with someone,
會有很多你需要接受的東西 things will come up that you have to live with.
去核的梨子 擠壓檸檬 Core pear. Squeeze the lemon.
把果汁和檸檬汁混在一起 Combine the syrup with the lemon juice.
很好 Perfect.
攪拌至均勻 Stir till blended.
很好 Perfect.
你的屋子很不錯 謝謝 You're making it nice. Thanks.
對不起 不 I'm sorry. No.
你接吻的技術不錯 You're a great kisser.
謝謝 Thanks.
我只是還沒準備好 I'm not ready yet for penis penetration.
嗯 呃... Well, uh, no.
我的意思是我想要 生理上我沒問題 I mean I want to. I mean physically I'm okay.
不 這 這不要緊 No, it's-it's...it's okay.
我不是 你知道的 這方面的專家 所以... I'm not, you know, an expert so-
不不不 不是這樣的 No no, it isn't that.
我甚至幻想過和你做 I even imagined it with you.
那... That's-
真的嗎? yeah?
在浴缸裡的時候我想像著和你在一起 In the bathtub I imagined I was with you.
一起洗澡? We took a bath?
不 是我在浴缸裡 No, I was in a bathtub
想像著一個漆黑的夜晚 imagining it was a pitch-black night.
我們在飛船裡的床上 飛行在太空 We were in a bed in a spaceship flying through superspace.
那可是很長的旅程 That a long way off,
你知道 星際旅行 you know, space travel...
觀光的 for tourists.
你如果願意的話 可以再碰我一次 You can touch me again if you want.
如果你像之前一樣想要的話 If you want to, like you were.
我還沒有準備好接受性行為 I'm not ready yet for total intimate contact,
我還是會和你在一起 but I will be with you though.
準備好了的時候我會告訴你 但不是現在 I can tell. But not yet.
不是因為我覺得你不性感 And it isn't because I don't think you're sexy.
你很性感 You are.
我喜歡你那樣摸我 I like how you touch me,
只是摸 how you barely touch my skin.
噢 這感覺真好 Oh, that feels good.
你想停的時候可以停 You can stop if you want to.
不 我喜歡 No, I like it.
我知道你沒有承諾過你會有耐心 I know you haven't said you'd be patient
等到我克服心理陰影 and wait for me to get over my problems,
既然你現在知道我有了心理陰影 我會等你 now that you know I have some. I'll wait.
也許會更快 但是夏天的時候一定可以了 It could be sooner, but I know summer for certain.
好的 噢 老天 Okay. Oh God.
傑克 嗯? Jack. Yeah?
我能問個問題嗎 嗯 Can I ask something? Yeah.
你最想看見一個女人的什麼 What do you want to see in a woman?
你說的是你 還是 You mean you or-
嗯 Yeah.
我是說當你想到女人時 你想看到什麼樣的女人 I mean when you think of a woman, what do you want to see?
喜歡音樂的 Someone who likes music.
嗯 Yeah.
開朗的 Someone positive.
不是個死氣沉沉的人 Not a dark-mood person.
這些都很好 Those are all nice things.
不是很難(別太用力) Not too hard.
對不起 什麼 Sorry. What?
不 No.
我的意思是 你動作很溫柔 I mean, you're being gentle.
在你身邊要做個開朗的人不難 I mean it's not hard to be a positive person around you.
噢 Oh.
不會看其他男人的女人 Someone who doesn't need to look around to other men.
你的意思是和其他人上床嗎 You mean have sex with other men?
她自己覺得 She feels, you know,
她不應該這麼做就行 that she has to.
我永遠不會這麼做的 I won't do that ever.
你想要什麼樣的男人 What do you want to see?
對我誠實 A sense he can tell me the truth
有幽默感 A sense of humor.
有固定職業 Has a job.
有耐心 像你一樣 Patient, like you.
性感 Sexy.
有些我能做到 I can be some of those things.
*甜心* *Sweetheart...*
我們從呼吸開始 We're gonna start with your breathing.
透過泳鏡看我 Watch me. From the diaphragm.
好的 *你的心跳在我的身旁* Okay. *Beating next to mine...*
你試試 *那些山盟海誓* You try it. *The right words...*
早起的鳥兒 表現得很積極 很好 Early bird. Showing initiative...that's good.
*我們的時光* 抱歉來遲了 *When all our times...* Sorry I'm late.
*美好的日子* *Were fine...*
不是這樣 Not like that.
記得第一節課嗎 Remember the first session?
記得 你是這麼切洋蔥的 Yeah. You cut the onion like this.
這樣用鼻子呼吸也不會流淚 Breathe through your nose, you save your tears.
注意整潔 A clean area always.
我是費德裡克 This is Federic.
你好 Hello.
露西向你問好 Lucy says hello.
辛苦了 貝琪 噢 謝謝 Good work, Becky. Oh, thanks.
晚安 噢 他很好 Good night. Oh, he's fine.
他做得很好 對 He's doing fine. Yeah.
噢 哇 *我如此想念你* Oh. Wow. *How I miss your heart..*
噢 Oh.
*你的心跳在我的身旁* *Beating nextto mine...*
好的 我要走了 Okay, I'm going.
好的 旅途愉快 Okay. Have a great trip.
噢 我會的 保重 Oops! I will. Take care.
*我們的美好時光* *When all our times were fine...*
你沒事吧 我很好 Are you okay? Fine.
我要趕晚上七點去奧馬哈的飛機 電話聯繫 I have a 7:00 PM to Omaha to make. I'll call.
*甜心* *Sweetheart*
*我如此想念你* *How I miss your heart*
*你的心跳在我的身旁* *Beating next to mine*
*肉體* *Flesh*
*我的肉體* *Of my flesh*
*靈魂 我的靈魂* *Soul of my soul*
*我回家了* *I come backhome...*
篩麵粉 Sift flour.
一把精鹽 A pinch of seasoned salt.
麵包屑 胡椒粉 Crumbs. Pepper.
在包裝袋裡混合好 Combine in brown bag.
剁大蒜末 浸泡過後切碎 Crush garlic. Dip chops.
加到調料包裡 混合 Add to bag. Shake.
取出放到一邊 Remove. Set aside.
對 很好 Yeah, perfect.
西芹洗淨切碎 Wash, chop parsley.
剝皮 切韭菜 放置待用 Peel. Grate leek. Set aside.
預熱350度 Preheat 350.
擠檸檬汁 梨子去核 Squeeze lemon. Core pears.
果汁和檸檬汁混合 Combine the syrup, lemon juice.
攪拌至均勻 Stir till blended.
梨子浸泡後放置待用 Dip pears. set aside.
對 剝皮 Yeah. Peel.
很好 土豆切片 Perfect. Slice potatoes.
對 很好 Yeah. Perfect.
黃油 薄薄一層 Butter, thin layer.
塗開 加入洋蔥 Spread. Add onion.
攪拌 加入胡椒粉 Stir. Add pepper,
牛奶 奶酪 milk, cheese.
加入土豆 淋上醬汁 Add potato. Cover with sauce.
很好 Perfect.
呼吸 Breathe.
埋頭 Head under.
開酒 Open wine
品酒香 to breathe.
很好 Perfect.
傑克很開心 我知道 Jack's happy. I know.
他光豬排就練習了六遍 我吃了六遍 He practiced the chops six times. I ate them six times.
兩周內吃了六次 我再也吃不下了 Six times in two weeks. I can't eat them again.
我再也吃不下任何土豆做的菜了 你必須吃 I can't eat the potato thing again. You have to.
我也吃不下甜點了 I can't eat the dessert thing again either.
你必須吃 豬排 土豆 You have to. The chops, the potato thing-
這是烤箱做的 還有甜點也是 it's au gratin, either way...and the dessert too.
這對他意義重大 It means a lot to him.
別喝醉了 我不會的 Don't get drunk. I won't.
別做出奇怪舉動 我不會的 Don't get weird. No way.
忘了費德裡克的事 你提起他的 Forget about Federic. You brought him up.
我一直都在說傑克是個好學生 他做菜做得很好 All I said was Jack was a good student. He cooks great.
現實生活中我沒問題 I don't have trouble with it in reality.
去他的現實 我腦袋裡全是問題 Fuck reality. It's in my head I have trouble.
我是根據你的要求打給他問問傑克的情況 I called him about Jack like you asked...
就一次 once.
我之後再沒聯繫過他 還一次 I never talked to him again. Once.
就一次 Once.
她從車站打電話過來 所以... She called from the stop, so...
你餓了嗎 是啊 我很餓 You hungry? Yeah, it's...I'm very eager.
好吧 你知道嗎 我準備去走走 Okay. You know, I'm gonna go for a walk
在樓裡轉轉 開開胃 我很快回來 around the block, get my appetite going. I'll be right back.
她快到了 給我5分鐘 She's almost here. Five minutes.
我再開一瓶酒 I'd better open another bottle of wine.
費德裡克說要品酒香 我們應該邀請他的 Federic said to let it breathe. Maybe we should invite him.
邀請奶油卷 奶油卷? Invite the Cannoli. The Cannoli?
露西 讓他過來吧 顯得隆重點 Lucy, have him over and not let it be a big thing.
讓奶油捲過來? 只是叫他吃甜點 Have the Cannoli over? Just for dessert.
哈哈 Nah.
我和你們開玩笑的 我很快回來 I'm messing with you. I'll be right back.
傑克 你的美人兒來了 Jack, someone beautiful is here.
對 好的 你看起來真美 Yeah. Okay. You look really good.
謝謝 噢 Thank you. Oh.
哇 你盛裝打扮了 Wow. And you dressed up.
我不該這麼隆重的 是嗎 I shouldn't have, right?
我來得太早了嗎 不不 Am I too early? No no.
聞起來不錯啊 對 That smells really good. Yeah.
你要來點酒嗎 You want some wine?
噢 好啊 Oh, that'd be nice.
這是法國的葡萄酒 波爾多 It's French...French Bordeaux.
我剛才看見克萊德了 他準備出去開開胃 I saw Clyde. Yeah, he's out working up an appetite.
嗯 我估計他是要出去吃人了 Yeah, he wants to out-eat everyone, I think.
他沒事吧 呃 他... He's okay, right? Yeah. He's...
他笑了笑 說"慾火中燒" Yeah, he smiled and said "Hot to trot. "
嗯 他出去走走 Yeah, he went for a walk.
"慾火中燒"? "Hot to trot"?
呃 應該是俏皮話吧 Um, like a compliment, you know?
但是他看起來... But he seemed-
我不知道 可能一開始有點沮喪 I don't know...a little upset first, maybe.
是啊 我想他只是出去走走 Yeah, he went to get out, I think,
你知道 換換心情 you know, get in a more positive vibe.
對對對 他甚至還擁抱了我 Yeah yeah yeah. He gave me a hug even.
普通的擁抱 對嗎 你不會是指... A regular hug, right? I mean you're not saying-
噢 對 普通的 Oh yeah, regular.
他喝了一點酒 所以... He's had a little wine I think so-
噢 Oh.
對 他說"你很漂亮" Yeah, he just said, "Nice cha-chas,"
擁抱了我 然後說一會兒見 gave me a hug and said he'd see me in a minute.
嗯 Yeah.
嗯 他沒事 Yeah, he's okay.
喝酒吧 好的 Wine coming up. Okay.
乾杯 好的 Here. Okay.
看看我找到了什麼 See what I found.
嗯 哇 Yeah. Wow.
水煙 我從來沒抽過 A hookah. I've never tried a hookah.
今天全是第一次 對嗎 傑克 First time for everything, right, Jack?
特別的夜給特別的你們 A special night for special people.
康妮在喝酒 你要嗎 Connie's having wine. Would you like a glass?
現在不用 Not yet.
她看起來真美 是嗎 傑克 You look really pretty. Doesn't she, Jack?
性感 Sexy.
對 Yeah.
哇 Wow.
*你將在海邊提起他的屍首* *You will lift his body from the shore...*
我去看看菜怎麼樣了 Is it time to take a check on things?
*奧利弗·詹姆斯走在雨中* *Oliver James washed in the rain*
*不再...* *No longer...*
大麻 Black hashish.
*奧利弗·詹姆斯走在雨中* *Oliver James washed in the rain...*
我曾經與一個蘇格蘭風笛手抽到嗨 I used to get high with a bagpipe player from Scotland.
他真的很能抽 He could really take a puff.
*廚房案板* *On the kitchen table*
*你外公做的那個案板* *That your grandfather did make*
*你和你精妙的手藝* *You and your delicate way*
*將改寫他的命運* *Will slowly clean his fate*
*奧利弗·詹姆斯走在雨中* *Oliver James washed in the rain...*
主菜開始變成 The au gratin is turning
金黃色的了 the required amber hue-
這是最關鍵的一步 the critical juncture.
嘿嘿 Hey hey!
喲喲 Yo yo.
哇 看看我的性感女人 Whoa! Look at my foxy lady.
差不多都準備好了 所以... Everything's almost ready so-
買了餐後白蘭地 Some after-dinner brandy
我得一一嘗過 確保它們配得上你的好菜 that I had to sample to make sure it was worthy of your fine cuisine.
好的 太好了 Okay. Great. Yeah.
呃 真是好酒 Uh, just mellow.
你是我最好的朋友 You're my best friend.
嗯 我愛你 Yeah. I love you.
我想說些什麼 呃 等會兒吧 讓我 I want to say something. Uh, maybe later. Lemme just-
為了你和康妮 讓我說點什麼 For you and for Connie. Let me say something.
看看這個 真好 Look at this. This is beautiful.
讓我們以煙代酒 Let's smoke a toast
就用這個水煙 from this beautiful hookah
我的性感女人為這個特別的夜而特別準備 that my foxy lady got special for this special night.
為了你 To you.
來吧 來吸幾口 Come on. A toast.
致傑克和康妮 To Jack and to Connie.
好的 Yeah.
*我的愛呢* *Where is my love?*
真爽 Beautiful.
好極了 Beautiful together.
你們倆在一起 Both of you.
讓我們一起為我們再抽幾口 Let's smoke a toast to all of us.
*最後 在我臂彎裡* *In my arms finally...*
*我的愛呢* *Where is my love?*
噢 夥計 Oh, man.
*馬兒* *Horses*
*飛馳著* *Galloping...*
*請將他* *Bringing him*
*帶來給我* 嗯 這個是... *To me...* Yeah, this is-
*我的愛呢* *Where is my love?*
多麼... So...
*我的...* *Where is...*
酷... *愛呢* Cool... *My love?*
露西最喜歡這個了 ...that Lucy would get this.
太好了 *馬兒* It's so perfect. *Horses*
*馳騁著* *Runningfree*
*帶走* *Carrying*
*你和我* *You and me...*
*我的愛呢* *Where is my love?*
那是什麼 What's that?
什麼 有東西燒焦了 What? Something's burning.
燒焦了? 什麼 Burning? What?
噢 不 Oh! Oh no!
靠! Shit! Fuck!
噢 我的天! 克萊德! Oh, God damn! Clyde!
快點! 操! Hurry! Fuck!
冷靜點 Calm fucking down.
媽的 這算個什麼 是啊 這算個什麼 Well, fuck it. What about this? Yeah, what about this?
你他媽給我停下! 停下 Just fucking stop! Stop it. Whoa.
停下! 啊! Stop it! Ah!
搞毛啊! Oh fuck!
傑克 Jack.
讓我靜一會兒! Not now!
操 Fucking-
給我閉嘴 Shut the fuck up!
去死 我想和你談談 Fucking bitch! I'd like to talk to you.
讓我靜一會兒 I just need a minute!
傑克 就一會兒 Jack. Just a minute!
傑克 Jack.
每次都是這樣 什麼 This always happens. What?
一有好事 就會搞砸 Whenever there's anything good, it fucks up!
是搞砸了 但是 你要知道 It fucked up, but, you know,
搞砸了是因為我們忘記了 不 是你搞砸的 it fucked up because we forgot. No, you fucked it up,
因為你他媽要抽什麼水煙 because you made a fucking toast!
因為我愛你 Because I love you.
我們都愛你 We all love you.
你忘了爐上的菜是因為你被我們愛著 You forgot the food because you were being loved.
這才是值得記住的重要的事 That's the important thing to remember.
我們可以克服的 一切都完了 We can get by this. Everything's ruined.
都他媽完了 但是我們可以讓它過去 That's fucked up, but we can get by this.
"積極樂觀" "Positive vibes. "
誰說的? Who said that?
*巴比倫之河* *The rivers of Babylon!*
*在巴比倫的河邊* *我們沿河而坐* *By the rivers of Babylon* *We sat down there!*
不 是"他沿河而坐" No, it's "Where he sat down. "
*他沿河而坐* *我們沿河而坐* *Where he sat down* *Where we sat down*
*我們在那兒哭泣* *And there we wept*
*想起曾經的聖地* *When we remembered Zion*
*邪惡力量將我們帶走* *But the wicked carried us away*
*把我們囚禁* *In captivity*
*索求我們一首歌* *Required from us a song*
*我們如何高歌正義之曲* *How can we sing King Alpha song*
*在一片光怪陸離的土地* *In a strange land?*
*大聲歌唱* 嗯嗯 *Sing it out loud...* Yeah yeah.
*高唱愛的歌曲 姐妹* *Sing a song of love, sister*
*高唱愛的歌曲 姐妹* *Sing a song of love, sister...*
忘了吧 兄弟 Forget it, man!
算了吧 傑克 Come on, Jack!
*讓我們心中的話語* *So let the words of our hearts*
*和心中的思緒* *And the meditation of our heart*
*被世人接受* *Be acceptable in Thy sight*
*我...* 去他的 *Over I...* Fuck it!
*我有種感覺 短暫的* *Me got a feeling, shorty...*
好吧 兄弟 All right. The man.
男人中的男人 我的好朋友傑克! Man of men. My man Jack!
沒人為你做過飯 No one ever cooked for you.
你為我做過 You cooked for me.
你會為我做的 還會去划船 You're gonna cook, row in a boateverything.
什麼都可以 對吧 康妮 Everything. Right, Connie?
他說這是純的? That's pure he said?
什麼 她沒事 What? She's okay.
對對對 那人說這是純的 Yeah yeah yeah, the guy said pure-
波利維亞的 他說這種很少見 Bolivian. Rare he said.
她在幹嘛 她在照鏡子 What's she doing? She's inlooking into the mirror.
粉的? 她進去好長一段時間了 Pink? She's been in there a long time.
她在照鏡子 She's looking into the mirror hash.
是啊 他說的這是粉色晶體 純的 Yeah, pink flake he said. Pure.
哇 這也是我的了 粉的? 什麼 Wow. This is mine too, right? Pink? What?
粉的? 玻利維亞的 Pink? Bolivian.
傑克 最後一口 我不用了 Jack, last chance. I'm cool.
玻利維亞粉色 高純度 他是這麼說的 Bolivian pink. High-grade, that's what the guy said.
什麼人 你知道 就是那種人 What guy? You know, one of those guys.
沒有了 It's gone now.
都完了 她要出來嗎 All done. Is she coming out?
嗯 她要出來了 她沒事的 Yeah, she's coming out. She's okay.
我覺得我要... I think I'm gonna...
門鈴響了? 會是誰? The bell rang? Who can it be?
噓 Shh!
他們會走的 誰 They'll go away. Who?
敲錯門了 我們別理他 Wrong buzzer. We won't answer.
他在打電話 誰 He's calling. Who?
我不知道 那是誰的手機 I don't know. Whose phone is that?
靠 什麼 Shit! What?
沒什麼 誰都不是 Nothing. Nobody. Restricted.
該死 我得... 算了吧 他們會走的 Fuck. I need to... Forget it. They'll go away.
該死的 緊張死了 Fucking paranoid moment.
該死! 什麼 Shit! What?
關燈 Put out the lights.
有人在外面 關燈? Somebody's there. The lights?
是誰 不不不 關燈 Who is it? No no no, put 'em out.
不 你快放開我 我要看 No. Fucking let me go. I want to see.
費德裡克 你叫他來的? 誰 Federic. You called him? Who?
教我烹飪的那個 讓他進來 The cooking guy. Let him in.
你他媽讓他進來 Let him fucking in!
你這個該死的混球 放開我 也許我們... You fucking asshole! Let go of me! Maybe, let's...if we-
沒事吧 是的 沒事 Is everything okay? Yes, everything's fucking okay!
放開我 我會跟她談的 Let go! I'll talk to her.
聽我解釋 好的 Let me explain! Okay.
噢 我很抱歉 Oh! I'm sorry.
停下 該死的快停下 對不起 Just stop! Just fucking stop. Sorry.
費德裡克! 費德裡克! Federic! Federic!
費德裡克 我們改日再談 Federic. We'll talk later.
開燈 Put the lights on.
該死的快開燈 Put the fucking lights back on!
你根本就是想搞砸 You wanted to totally fuck up
和朋友相處的好日子 a perfectly good time with friends...
本來我處理得很好的 來讓我難堪 I was gonna be okay with it. ... to totally embarrassed me.
混球 不 我很成熟 Asshole. No, because I've grown.
我想表現我自己已經成熟了 I wanted to show I've grown.
你真是個混蛋! You are so fucked up!
好好好 忘了吧 Okay. Okay, forget it.
我們完了 We're done.
對不起 你是對的 我搞砸了 I'm sorry. You're right. I fucked up.
都忘了 好嗎 Forget it, okay? Okay.
好好好 Yeah. Yeah.
好 Yeah.
什麼都沒發生 This didn't happen, okay?
忘了吧 混蛋 我想正常一點 Just forget it. Asshole. I wanted to be normal.
我只是想正常地和奶油卷相處 I just wanted to be normal with the Cannoli.
你會和別的人開始新生活 You'll look for some other life with some other person,
就像你的死人同事 別給自己找不自在 like the death guy. Don't embarrass yourself.
你覺得我一無是處 你就是一無是處! You think I'm nothing. You're fucking nothing!
這就是你想要的? 你真不是個東西! That's what you want?! You're fucking nothing!
我在努力 好嗎 I fucking try, okay?
我在努力! 你希望我出軌 I fucking try! You love I fucked someone,
你真混蛋 那讓你感覺自豪 you piece of shit. It makes you feel so moral.
你那個狗屁夜校 Your bullshit night school.
你在100歲的時候還是開著你的出租豪車 You'll be driving a limo when you're 100.
你就是喜歡我出軌 You love I fucked someone else,
你覺得這樣有優越感 你太幼稚了! so you can feel superior. You're a baby!
我從未騙過你 呃 I never lied to you. N...he, uh-
怎麼了 傑克 你想對你的混賬朋友說些什麼 What, Jack? What is it you want to say about your asshole friend?
我告訴了你我做了什麼 I told you what I did
結果你只是整夜整夜地想上我 and you couldn't stop wanting to fuck me all night.
我從來沒騙過你 我從來沒有不騙你 I never lied to you. And I never told you everything.
你說得對 你就是一無是處! You're right. You're fucking nothing!
你永遠一無是處! 永遠! 不! You'll always be nothing! Nothing! No!
怎麼了 拜託 What the fuck, man? Come on.
你看什麼看 What are you staring at?
露西? Lucy?
開門 Open the door.
噢 噢不 *我們在那裡哭泣* Oh. Oh no. *And there we wept*
*想起曾經的聖地* 我們走吧 *When he remembered Zion...* We're going.
讓我進去 讓我進去 Let me in. Let me fucking in.
*但邪惡力量將我們帶走 把我們囚禁* *But the wicked carried us away in captivity...*
露西! *索求我們一首歌* Lucy! *Required from us a song...*
傑克! 我們走吧 *我們如何高唱正義之曲* Jack! We're going. *How can we sing King Alpha song*
*在一片光怪陸離的土地* *In atrange land?*
謝謝 *但邪惡力量* Thanks. *But the wicked*
*將我們帶走 把我們囚禁* 露西! *Carried us away in captivity...* Lucy!
求你了! *索求我們一首歌* Please! *Required from us a song*
*我們如何高唱正義之曲* 讓我進去 *How can we sing King Alpha song...* Let me fucking in.
*在一片光怪陸離的土地* *In a strange land? Sing it out...*
我不想變成那樣 I don't want it to ever be like that.
所以我和你站在這裡 That's why I'm standing here with you.
現在感覺好多了 好太多了 This feels good now. Better.
傑克 嗯? Jack. Yeah?
如果你要我 If you took me-
如果你要我 if you took me,
征服我 overpower me-
你的心嗎? 嗯 That's your heart? Yeah.
跳得好快 嗯 Racing. Yeah.
我想過第一次會在湖邊 I pictured the first time by the lake,
但也許現在就可以 but maybe it could just be now.
我想過會在湖邊的草地上 I pictured grass by the lake,
但也許你征服了我 現在就可以 but maybe it could be now if you overpower me.
征服你? Overpower you?
強迫我 以某種方式 Force me, in a way.
佔有我 Make me.
推倒我 Hold me down,
脫掉我的衣服 take off my clothes.
不要弄疼我 Don't hurt me,
但是征服我 but overcome me.
好 Okay.
你覺得你能嗎 You think you can?
能 你能? Yeah. You can?
嗯 你會嗎? Yeah. Will you?
嗯 好的 Yeah. Okay.
我真的喜歡你 I really like you.
我知道 I know.
不要弄疼我 Don't hurt me.
不會的 征服我 No. Overcome me.
好 Okay.
你沒事吧 沒事 你好猛 Are you all right? Yeah. You're strong.
我在練習游泳 我猜你很擅長 I've been going to swimming practice. You're good at it I bet.
我要進來了 噢老天 來吧 I'm getting there. Oh God. Take me.
是嗎 是的 Yeah? Yeah.
我要你征服我 I want you to take me.
嗯 來吧 Yeah. Come on.
征服我 好的 Take me. Yeah.
把水推開 Pull the water to you.
向前進 推開水然後向前進 Let it go. Pull the water and let go.
隨著水前進 Let everything flow.
很好 你看 你在游泳 Good. See, you're swimming.
這就對了 很好 That's right! Good!
很好 Good!
你知道嗎 我也要下水了 You know what? I'm coming in.
*紛飛的雪花* *From fallin' In the snow*
*我轉身看見你走啦* *And I turn round and there you go*
*而米迦勒 你將落下* *And Michael, you would fall*
*將白白的雪* *And turn the white snow*
*染成草莓一樣的紅花* *Red as strawberries*
*在炎熱的盛夏* *In the summertime*
*我跟著大家* *I was following the pack*
*他們裹著衣服* *All swallowed in their coats*
*圍著紅色的圍巾* *With scarves of red tied round their throats*
*保護他們的頭顱* *To keep their little heads*
*不會變成雪人* *From fallin' In the snow*
*我轉身看見你走啦* *And I turned round and there you go*
*而米迦勒 你將落下* *And Michael,you would fall*
*將白白的雪* *And turn the white snow*
*染成草莓一樣的紅花* *Red as strawberries in the summertime...*
噢 爽啊 Oh yeah.
*我跟著大家* *I was following the pack*
*他們裹著衣服* *All swallowed in their coats*
*圍著紅色的圍巾* *With scarves of red tied round their throats*
*保護他們的頭顱 不會變成雪人* *To keep their little heads from fallin' in the snow*
*我轉身看見你走啦* *And I turned round and there you go*
*而米迦勒 你將落下* *And Michael, you would fall*
*將白白的雪* *And turn the white snow*
*染成草莓一樣的紅花* *Red as strawberries*
*在炎熱的盛夏* *In the summertime...*
別擔心 Don't worry.
我游泳很好 I'm a good swimmer.
我知道 好的 I know. Yeah.
我知道你泳技高超 I knew you'd be a good swimmer.
當我們聊到夏天的時候 我知道你會很擅長的 When we talked about summer, I knew you'd be good at it.
是啊 Yeah.
我是為了你 I am for you.
我知道你很好 I knew you'd be good.
我是為了你 I am for you.
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