This is the season filled with the fresh scent of young leaves...
...the time when everything sprouts so as to start new life...
Now let me present you with gentle words...
Sign: "Victory"
...for your newly awakened soul.
Breath deeply of this sweat air.
To all of you living towards the 21st century...
This is Ohara Noriko, and my show is The 21st Century.
Oh man, what's that?
No way!
This is it!
Where? Where? Hey, what's up?
Hey, what can you see!?
Hang on a sec, we're just getting to the good part.
Come on, let me see too!
Ok, but the shock will be too much for a virgin like you!
I don't care!
Here you go.
So, where is it?
Over there, see that apartment building facing us?
Uh-huh.
It's the one right in the middle.
Oh, no, what's that?
You don't know from nothing, do you.
Sigh... Even the guys who are kind of cool are all like that on the inside.
That would kill even a love of a hundred years.
Uh-huh.
That's pitiful.
Uh-huh... huh?
He's doing that because he doesn't have a girlfriend. He must be lonely.
You are so wrong! That guy is just one big penis!
That's not true!
It just isn't.
Whew... that felt good!
What the...?
Yes?
Nameplate: "Chikanaka Rokurou"
Hmh?
Uh...um...
Do... do you need a maiden?
No thanks. I clean up my self.
WHAT!
What... wha... what did you just say?
Do you... need a maiden?
A MAIDEN!?
"-Minna Agechau-"
(I Give My All)
Naturally Yuno didn't remain a maiden, and I've graduated from solitary pleasures.
I don't know what attracted her to me, but I'm in love with her anyway.
There aren't many girls as cute as she is...
...and besides, there's that as well.
Add to all this that she's the daughter of a tycoon, and it may seem like she's too good for me.
Oh, good morning, Rokurou.
Hey there. What are you making?
My special stamina meal!
What's this?
This is broiled eel, that's garlic steak, this is fermented soybeans, okra...
...and grated yams, over there is leek soup, turtle rice gruel...
...and Stamina Drink... Hmh?
Talk about a one track mind...
Hey, why don't you have a bathtub in your place, Rokurou?
What do you mean "why"?
Hanging curtains: (left) "Men", (right) "Ladies"
Oh, so this is a bathhouse. Wow!
You go to the other side!
I didn't think she had so little common sense. But what the hell, she's cute.
Hold it. What do you think you're doing?
What? Have I done something wrong?
Yuno! What have you done now?
Stop it!
You don't put soap in the bath!
Cut it out!
Don't you know anything?
Rokurou! Help!
I swear...
Rokurou, are you still angry?
What do you expect, seeing as how you got the bathhouse all in a lather?
But I didn't know!
This is no time to be clowning around!
If I can't go there, I'll have to go all the way to the next station!
I'm sorry.
Oh, don't be angry! I'll give you a blowjob!
Cut that out! I'm gonna study for my college entrance exam now.
If you want to do it, then do it your self!
Boy are you crabby.
Fine, I will do it my self!
What are you doing? You're going to college next year too.
You talk like that and you could flunk your exams!
I'm already accepted to my first choice of schools!
So, money talks, eh?
Wrong.
When was the German Peasant war?
1524!
The Seian Incident!
December, 1936!
No doubt on your part, huh?
Everyone knows those!
All right then!
So sensitive...
Here it is...Yuno!
When did Napoleon escape from Elba?
Ohh... 1815.
The Fronde Riots!
Uhh... 1648...
The Turkish-Egyptian War!
1831 to... 1833...
The Congress of Vienna!
1814 to... 1815... ohh...
Representatives from all the nations of Europe except Turkey met... ohhh...
...to rebuild European diplomatic ties in the aftermath of the Napoleonic Wars...
OOOOOHHHHHHHH!
Come on Rokurou...
Get a load of that car!
Rokurou!
Yuno! You've got a license?
Uh-huh, I've ridden around the yard since I was in grade school!
Hey, let's go to my place.
Wha...?
What's wrong don't you want to?
It's not that I don't want to... Maybe some other time...
We're going now!
Now what?
You don't love me!
You've used me like a plaything, and now, you're gonna throw me out with the trash!
Now hold on a second Yuno!
Rokurou!
Good-by!
Hey, Yuno! What are you doing?
Yuno!
Stop it!
Yuno!
This wall sure is long.
I bet there's a U.S. Army base or something on the other side.
It's my home.
Wha...?
It's 30km around. The city uses it for its marathon course.
Welcome back, Miss.
Welcome back!
Come on, let's go!
What's wrong?
Oh no!
Rokurou, this is my mother.
Um... how do you do?
This is Chikanaka Rokurou.
Pleased to meet you.
And I you.
You've been of service to my daughter in many ways!
Oh, no! I haven't done anything yet.
Huh?
... I mean...
Hmh?
Aren't you an impatient one. So, do you plan to get married?
Uh-huh, if we have a baby.
My, my, babies.
Mama, what's wrong?
I'm only 39 years old, and I can't stand the thought of becoming a grandmother.
I just can't!
Oh, don't cry mama.
Here now. What impetuous talk is this?
Papa!
Surely you must understand that, properly speaking, one must undergo...
...a qualifying examination even to date a daughter of the Mamiya Family.
If your great grandmother found out about this, she wouldn't just give you her blessing.
Besides, Yuno, if you marry in haste, you'll soon get bored.
Why you!
Just what did you mean by that?
No... nothing in particular...
Liar! I thought something fishy was going on. You're cheating on me, aren't you!
Mama, Papa, stop it!
Yuno, help!
I knew it! That's you all over! You go straight for the young girls!
What are you talking about! She's our daughter.
I'm mortified! I'm going to be a grandmother at 39!
Now I see: Like mother, like daughter.
Hey! Hey! Have you heard?
Huh? What? What? What?
About the man Miss Yuno brought home with her.
Oh, I know, I know.
I bet he's her boyfriend.
He must be!
I hear he's trying to pass his college entrance exams.
How sweet!
You suppose they've done it yet?
Oh no! Silly! Perverted! No way!
Hey, hey you think they'll get married?
Of course!
They've got to!
Then he'll be the future owner of the Mamiya Group?
Wow!
Oh, boy!
Won't that be great!
I wonder if we could seduce him.
Eeek! Oh no! Oh, you!
But even being a mistress in the Mamiya Family means a little of luxury!
No! Really?
Excuse me!
Where might I find a bathroom?
I'll show you.
Oh, man!
Is it really alright for me to go here?
Excuse me...
Huh?
May I give you a hand?
Uh, that's ok.
Please feel free.
It's alright. Do whatever you feel like.
But when you marry Miss Yuno please make me your No. 2!
Hey, wait, cut that out! I'm not interested in anyone but Yuno!
Don't say such things! I'll be your No. 4 or even your No. 5!
Hey, come on, you!
Excuse me!
Hey there! So you're Chikanaka, huh?
Uh, yes! Um, what just happened here... Uh... it wasn't...
...it's not what you think...
Hmm. Well, you should have done it with her.
Say what?
Thanks...!
Tsk! Tsk!
So how are things... down there, I mean.
Terrific!
Oh, good. So, about how often do you have orgasms?
Huh? What do you mean? I never have orgasms.
Oh, how tragic, that you still don't know a woman's true joy.
Why, if I don't have an orgasm...
...I beat the hell out of the man!
Very well. Let me see what I can have arranged for you.
Where are you applying, Rokurou?
The Department of Economics at Ansei University, sir.
You'll have to study hard if you're going to be with Yuno.
And take business management as soon as you can.
Yes, sir.
Excuse me, but the ladies of the house won't be coming to dinner...
...as they are undergoing some special intensive training.
Your mother sent for me. I'm Ranka the Guillotine.
I've had 5 years experience on the "Flower Train", and I'm going to give you a thorough initiation.
Now let's begin. Take off your panties, please.
My panties?
Um... what are you going to do?
I am the teacher here! Keep your mouth shut and do as you're told!
Yes, ma'am.
Wha...? Hey! Hold it! What are you doing?
Try to squeeze.
Huh? Oh, ok. Watch this.
Come on, come on.
Pathetic. When I say "squeeze", this is what I mean.
Oh, no! What is this? Ow! Ow! Let go!
Ow ow ow ow...
Miss Yuno, those are your...
You are not a adult if you can't do this at will.
I'm ashamed, but I'm just no match for you. So, I'll be going now.
Hold it!
But I can't do that!
Anything is possible, with the proper training. Now lie down here.
Now!
What are you going to do now?
Highly sensitive...
This is no time for lesbian games!
How right you are...
Eeeyu! Gross! Gross! Gross!
Prepare yourself!
There. That's the feeling. We'll continue until you can squeeze like this on demand.
Mother, if, after all this, it doesn't do me any good...
...I'll hate you for the rest of my life!
I've walked into a nuthouse.
What the hell is Yuno doing, anyway, abandoning me like this?
Might as well get some sleep.
What is this?
Don't let them drop, I'll gradually add more weight.
How are you doing, Yuno?
Mother!
Oh, look at yourself! Ohohoho.
I hate this!
I'm satisfied with the way I am! Besides, love is the most important thing!
BZZZZT! Wrong answer.
Huh?
A little dating and suddenly you know it all. That's sooo funny... Hahaha!
Love is to laugh at. Isn't it just so funny! Hehehe!
How can you say that?
Yuno, sensation is everything for a woman!
Men should be kept on a leash.
If you're not careful, they'll chase other women, and leave you crying!
Mother, what's gotten into you?
That one?
Ahh...Mother, wait a...!
I'm enjoying this too, so there!
Huh!
Hang in there, now. Some day you'll tell me, "Dear Mother, you were so right."
Sleeping like a baby.
Oh, so young, so magnificent.
Yuno, you little slut.
What is it? What's going on?
Didn't it come from over there?
Look out! This is a dangerous situation!
Freeze! Don't move! Stay where you are!
Enemy located, near left wing!
You are completely surrounded!
Let me through, let me through!
What happened...?
What did you do that for?
How dare you attack my mother just because you're horny!
What are you talking about? This is my bedroom! She attacked me!
Hunh?
Mother!
Yuno, you mustn't misinterpret this.
What's to misinterpret?
I thought Rokurou might have some problem that was interfering with your orgasms, so I came to check.
Huh?
Hmh?
Well... since nothing seems abnormal, go ahead and get on with it.
Good night.
Don't just stand there gaping like a bunch of morons! Move it!
Something's fishy here.
Are you out of your mind? You could turn weird, doing stuff like that!
But...!
Maybe your whole family is screwed up?
That's not true. I'm... a bit worried.
About what?
You.
Huh?
What do you mean?
Well, before you knew it, we were together...
But what if something happens between us, something that keeps us apart?
What happens when you can't do anything about it?
And so... I want to try for an orgasm!
Rokurou!
I feel that, when I do, maybe I'll see a vision of truth, in my pure clear head.
I will wait for you always.
You know my feelings, right?
Turn to me and let's make up.
So... I'll just forget everything, and collapse in your arms.
My eyes reply "I love you".
And so I give you my heart.
So happy day.
Tell me of your loving feeling.
It's the nicest feeling in the world.
Our own brilliant, dazzling melody.
It's alright, it's alright, loving you.
Hey! Are you having great sex?
Take hold of me, sweetheart.
What's the matter with you?
That's...
Oh no!
Yuno!
Mom! Dad! We got trouble!
Uh... excuse me...
What the hell do you want?
I just saw the Zaxon Concorde!
What! Grandmother?
Find him!
YES MA'AM!
Oh, Mother, what brings you back from America?
It's been a long time, Grandmother!
Please allow me to apologise for catching us like this, but your arrival was so sudden.
If you'd called ahead, we would've been ready to meet you.
Shigezou, since when did you become an imbecile?
Huh? What do you mean?
You idiot!
What were you thinking of, letting some no-account punk into the Mamiya Family?
Huh? Who's a "no-account punk"?
What's going on? Put me down!
That hurts! Cut it out!
Hold it, hold it, hold it! What are you doing?
Yuno! Help!
Put him down! Hey! Are you deaf?
Ignore her, and kick him out! I don't even want to see his face!
What did you say!?
Yuno, forget about that punk. I will find a bridegroom for you.
How can you say such ridiculous things!
Oh, no! Rokurou! Hang on, Rokurou!
Hey, wait a second. What are you going to do to him?
Oh, please, I beg you, won't you stop?
No! What are you doing?
Rokurou! Hey, let go of me!
Stop it! I hate you!
What are you going to do to him? Please don't take him away!
Rokurou! Rokurou! Rokurou! No!
NOOOOOOO!
Do... do you need a maiden?
Rokurou!
And so... I want to try for an orgasm!
Son of a bitch...
Leaving so soon? So long.
Oh, What about your umbrella? Don't worry about it.
Hold it, punk. Can't you introduce yourself to someone you just ran into?
You're gonna get it!
Shit...
What right does being rich give you to just knock people down whenever you feel like it?
Damn it! I'll show you.
Whuzzat?
I'll show you!
Yuno! Yuno! YUNO!
Trouble, sir. Confirmed penetration sounds in Block E7 Southeast.
What! Put the visual on the main screen.
Yes, sir!
Madame, a man we believe to be Chikanaka Rokurou has infiltrated the grounds.
What! Isn't he a cunning little punk.
Throw him out at once! If he resists, eliminate him! I don't care!
Yes, ma'am.
Oh, Miss Yuno, where are you going? Wait!
Banner inscription: "Under great god, spreading Ego"
Great Grandmother!
Yuno?
Stop this attack at once!
I will not. That bastard will demean the entire Mamiya Family.
Why? How do you know?
His kind only come on to a girl because they want money or status. I'm certain of it.
You're wrong! Rokurou's not that kind of a man.
Tell me how you know that.
Hmh!
There's nothing you can say.
I believe in him!
Big deal! What good will that do?
But I believe in him!
Then let's see how strong your belief really is.
You old douchebag!
What did you say? How dare you! Yuno, come back here!
I was young too, once long ago...
Shinzaburou, I got the rice!
Shinzaburou...? What's this?
A letter: "To Chiyo"
Shinzaburou!
Chiyo! You look so thin. Won't you come home now?
Father! It was you, wasn't it!
What have you done to Shinzaburou?
I haven't done anything to him.
Liar!
I just gave him some money.
Wha...?
"Chiyo, my outlook was naive. With my abilities..."
"I don't want to cause you any further unhappiness. Forget about me."
HELP!
No wonder getting in was so easy!
Hang on, Rokurou! I'm coming!
Hey! What was that? What's going on?
Son of a bitch!
Damn you!
This is where I make my stand!
ROKUROU!
Yuno!
Rokurou... let's do it... let's do it...
Let's do it.
Move in!
Yes, sir!
What an interesting position.
Ow! Ow! Ow! What the? I can't pull it out!
Oh no! What's happening?
Maybe...
Ow! Oh no!
It's those weird exercises you were doing!
But...!
Anyway, we've got to do something about this!
What was the situation in there, sir?
Twisted transforming swastikas!
Huh?
Here they come!
Ready, Yuno?
Uh-huh, together, wherever we are.
Alley-Oop!
Truly awesome!
How did that happen? Get a load of that!
Beat it! This isn't a freak show!
Oh no! Eeek! Do you believe this?
This is a disaster, isn't it. Oh, yes...
I'm afraid we'll have to amputate!
Wha...!
Just kidding! A shot of muscle relaxant and you'll be apart in no time!
What're you standing there for, Rokurou?
Cut it out, you idiot!
Don't laugh!
I said, cut it out!
Rokurou, you got caught with your pants down!
Same goes for you, too!
Let's go home.
Rokurou...
Her Ladyships audience!
Hey, Old woman! What's with the ancient costumes and all?
Yeah! Quit jerking us around!
Grandmother, I cannot tolerate any more of this!
Please stop tormenting them!
Yeah, yeah! Enough of this ancient historical crap!
What's next? A personal appearance by some asshole movie star?
Quiet! Is that all you have to say for yourselves?
Punk, I've revised my opinion of you a little.
I understand all too well your loving Yuno and risking your life for her.
But you can't get by on that alone.
If you want to be with Yuno again, raise a dowry of ¥200,000,000 at once!
¥200,000,000 = $1,500,000
Then you'll let us be?
¥200,000,000...
Grandmother! Rokurou is still trying to get into college!
What are you saying?
If a man who may one day be a part of the Mamiya Family can't even do that, what good is he?
This is great, Rokurou! You only need ¥200,000,000!
Only...?
What's wrong? Aren't you happy? Now we can be together.
We live in two totally different worlds...!
So it comes to this, after all.
This audience is at an end.
No! Wait a second! Come on, Rokurou, what's wrong?
Come on, Rokurou, say something! Rokurou! Rokurou!
Those stormy times have passed...
Even now, I'm not sure what kept me strong during that period.
With Yuno gone, I've returned to the boring reality of college entrance exams...
...and it reminds me of what a lifeless, colourless bastard I've become.
Today seems to be very peculiar...
Ah, shit! It's useless!
Aren't there many people who have shined light on our lives?
Yuno...
The doodle: "Rokurou loves Yuno"
Of course, science and technology, for example, are always advanced by many bright people...
...but maybe what we really need is someone who can open up the door to inspiration.
Guess what!
I'VE RUN AWAY FROM HOME!
This is all of me.
Target confirmed. Prepare for drop.
Oh no... I'm... com... ing...
Drop!
What happened? Oh no...
Yuno? Yuno! YUNO! Yuno?
Yuno!
Rokurou...
Hey punk!
How dare you touch Yuno again, when you got scared by the thought of ¥200,000,000?
Shut up, you old piece of shit! I won't ever let her go! Got that?
Threatening me again, eh?
Great Grandmother! What the hell do you want?
I understand your feelings for each other. So, do as you please.
That money is my parting gift to you. You are not to set foot on Mamiya property again.
And Yuno, keep in mind that he tried to forget you.
He didn't have the guts to go and get a mere ¥200,000,000.
If you know what's good for you, you'll keep a firm grip on him! Hahaha!
Rokurou?
It's alright! I'm not going to lose any more.
Oh, and how are you, down there?
I had a vision of you.