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时间轴、翻译、校准
培培字幕组
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[说外语]
[speaking in foreign language]
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我丈夫是一名工程师。
My husband is an engineer.
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（广播中的女人）“我们住在埃菲尔铁塔旁。”
(woman on radio) 'We live by the Eiffel Tower.'
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[说外语]
[speaking in foreign language]
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我们住在埃菲尔铁塔旁。
We live by the Eiffel Tower.
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“我们有两只猫。”
'We have two cats.'
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[说外语]
[speaking in foreign language]
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我们有两只猫。
We have two cats.
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“每个人都喜欢火腿。”
'Everybody loves ham.'
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[说外语]
[speaking in foreign language]
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人人都喜爱火腿。
Everybody loves ham.
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[说外语]
[speaking in foreign language]
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打扰一下
Excuse me...
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浴室在哪里？
...where is the bathroom?
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我胃不舒服。
I have a bad stomach.
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[说外语]
[speaking in foreign language]
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对不起，服务员。。。
Excuse me, waiter...
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这个杯子很脏。
...this glass is dirty.
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（广播中的女人）“我们有两只猫。”
(woman on radio) 'We have two cats.'
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[说外语]
[speaking in foreign language]
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呃，坏消息，你们，你们很多人应该都知道了
Uh, sad news, as, you, as many of you probably know
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副警长特鲁迪·维格尔试图自杀
Deputy Trudy Wiegel, uh, tried to kill herself
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嗯，就前天晚上
'uh, the night before last.'
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-“她准备了结自己。”-哦。
- 'She tried to do herself in.' - Oh.
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“没有，没有。她现在状态良好。”
'No, no. She's fine.'
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医院对她进行了检查，她没事了。
They checked her out at the hospital, and she's okay.
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她会回来工作的，
She's gonna be coming back to work,
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呃，但是警局里在座的各位，我们要对她进行
uh, but per the Sheriff's Department, we're putting her
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72小时自杀观察，所以我们都要--
on 72-hour suicide watch, so we'll all be taking--
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（特拉维斯）这样不行！不行。
(Travis) Not it! Nope.
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这样必须行，我已经做好了一个轮换表。
We're not doing not it. I already did a board.
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不要再说不可以了--
I didn't buy lottery--
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为什么我有三次，我看
How come I got three times, I got to watch
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其他人都是两个？
and everybody else got two?
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你想做一个其他的任务替代吗？如果是的话，直接讲出来。
Do, do want another assignment? Is that is? Just say so.
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-是的。非常感谢。好吧。”
- Yes. Thank you. - 'Fine.'
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-“很好。”-我特喜欢其他任务。
- 'Good.' - I'd love another assignment.
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加西亚，你也不太会跟维格尔相处
'Garcia, you're not good with Wiegel either'
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“所以我把你们放在一起。”
'so I'm putting you together.'
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嗯，吉米“拳头”菲茨西蒙斯可能在城里现身了。
Uh, Jimmy "the fist" Fitzsimmons might be in town.
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他哥哥要结婚了
His brother's getting married over at
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婚礼地点选在沙漠高汽车旅馆
the Desert High Motor Lodge
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我们需要派人卧底参加婚礼。
and we need somebody to go undercover to the wedding.
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看看他会不会出现，然后抓住他。
See if he shows up, nab him.
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他因违反假释规定而被通缉。
He's wanted on parole violations.
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我和加西亚？
Me and Garcia?
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你不想和Wiegel坐在一起。
You don't wanna sit with Wiegel.
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你很可能在三分钟内射杀维格尔。
You'll shoot Wiegel within three minutes.
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-讨论到此为止。结束。去工作。-我想提一些问题。
- End of story. Done. Do it. - I wanna address something.
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我们为什么坐在桌子的这一边
Why are we on this side of the table
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阿罗兹·孔·波洛先生和--
and Mr. Arroz Con Pollo and, and--
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嗯，先解决这个问题。
Uh, these get taken first.
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（克莱门汀）“那是因为我们总是准时。”
(Clementine) 'That's 'cause we're always on time.'
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（特拉维斯）“我们先到。”
(Travis) 'We're here first.'
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-因为这是CPT。-CPT是什么？”
- 'Cause it's CPT. - 'What is CPT?'
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-这可真好笑，这可…-“好笑？”
- This is a laugh, this is a... - 'Laughable?'
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-CPT是什么? -“好笑吗？”
- What is CPT? - 'Laughable?'
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-CPT.-不，不，不，不，不，不，不。
- CPT. - No, no, no, no, no, no.
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-告诉我什么是CPT，丹格尔？-是的，什么是CPT？”
- Tell me what is CPT, Dangle? - 'Yeah, what is CPT?'
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有色人种的时代。这是有色人种的时代。
Colored people's time. It's colored people's time.
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（威廉姆斯）“哦。”
(Williams) 'Oh.'
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（Dangle）“真不敢相信你从来没听说过。”
(Dangle) 'I can't believe you've never heard of that.'
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-“这应该是众所周知的。”-众所周知？
- 'It's like famous.' - It's like famous?
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-不，我从来没听说过。-是 啊。。。
- No, I've never heard of that. - Yeah...
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有色人种的时代是什么？
What is colored people's time?
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我想打所有人的脸。
I feel like punching everybody in the face.
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这是什么意思？
What does that mean?
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大家都这么说过。
Everybody says it all the time.
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-“大家都是谁？”-我从来没说过。”
- 'Who is everybody?' - 'I never said it.'
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是大家都这么说。
People say it.
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他想用友好的方式说
He's trying to say in a nice way
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你应该准时到。
that you should be on time.
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对，然后CPT就出来的。
I am, and it came out CPT.
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只是因为它说出来更快。
Just 'cause it's faster.
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我道歉。这是我的问题。都是我的错。
I apologize. It's-it's my problem. It's my fault.
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不，这是我们的错，因为我们是有色人种，没有时间观念。
No, it's our fault for being colored people and off time.
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这是我们的错。
It's our fault.
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生而为黑人，我很抱歉，各位。
I-I apologize, everybody, for being colored
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我还没有时间观念。
and a person, and off time.
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我有个文件找不到了。
I've got a file in here somewhere.
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琼斯，我接受你的道歉。
Apology accepted, Jones.
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维格尔企图自杀，对此我并不感到意外。
Wiegel's suicide attempt, that did not surprise me.
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嗯
Uh...
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同时她自杀失败，也在我的意料之中。
And it did not surprise me that she failed at that attempt.
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麦克风检查，麦克风检查。网络掠食者，麦克风检查。
Mic check, mic check. Internet predator, mic check.
(注："网络捕食者"指利用试图通过互联网引诱、欺骗儿童和青少年进行性活动的人。)
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好了，我们都准备好了。
Okay, we're all ready.
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他一向我提要求，你们就出来。
The minute he propositions me, you come out here.
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-掩护好我。-好的
- Cover my back. - 'Okay.'
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凭我自己不行的。
I can't do this on my own.
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你是。。。
Are you, uh...
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你是棒棒糖13吗？
Are you, uh, lollipop13?
(注：美国认为13是不吉利的数字)
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是 啊。你是甜心爸比69吗？
Yeah. You sugardaddy69?
(注：这个应该不用我翻译了吧)
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我必须是。
I sure as heck am.
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很高兴认识你。
It's nice to meet you.
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你为什么起这个名字啊？
How'd you get that name?
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-哦，甜心爸比？哦，是的。
- Oh, uh, sugardaddy? - Yeah.
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嗯，你知道，嗯，我很贴心
Well, you know, uh, I'm sweet
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而且，嗯，我一直想要个属于我自己的小女孩。
and, uh, I've always wanted a little girl to call my own.
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我和前妻试过了，但我阳痿了。
My ex-wife and I tried, but I'm impotent.
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-哦，太糟糕了。-枪里没子弹了。
- Oh, that's too bad. - Shooting blanks.
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-好吧，看看这个。-是 啊。
- Yeah, well, check this out. - Yeah.
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让我给你看点东西。看看这个。
Let me show you a little something. Look at this.
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哦，你要给我看什么？
Ooh, you're gonna show me something?
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我把冰沙洒在他们前面了。
I spilled my icee all over the front of 'em.
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是的，当时我在车里，突然转向，然后。。。
Yeah, I was in the car, and I swerved, and...
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-你想让我给你—— -不，不，别碰它。
- You want me to-- - No, no, don't touch it.
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你别想擦掉这个，它已经染上色了。
You don't wanna rub it in 'cause it stains.
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所以，我回家后，要把它泡起来。
So I'm just gonna, when I get home, I'm gonna soak it.
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我要告诉你个我自己的事。
I'm telling you something I would.
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-我把水洒在腿上了。-哦。
- I spilled water on my leg. - Oh.
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你知道吗，我很乐意把嘴贴上去。
You know, I would love to put my lips on that.
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我真想把嘴吧放在那上面
I'd just love to have my lips on that
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因为我太渴了。
because I am so thirsty.
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我渴极了。
I am so thirsty.
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你知道吗，再想想，我不会去的
You know what, on second thought, I'm not gonna
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因为我不想让你发现这个--
because I don't want you to catch this--
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-这是个好主意。-嘴唇干裂之类的。
- That's a good idea. - The chapped lip thing.
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那么，我们是要来一发还是干点啥？
So, are we gonna [bleep] or what?
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-别动！别动！-快上，上，上！
- Freeze! Freeze! - Go, go, go, go!
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-趴下！-不！我只是和我的孩子在一起！
- Get down on the ground! - No! I'm with my child there!
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-不，不，不。-趴下！
- No, no, no, no. - Get down on the ground!
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-不，我什么都没有做！-不要反抗！
- No, I'm not going to! - Do not resist!
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嘿，嘿，嘿！
Hey, hey, hey!
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噢，噢，噢！
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
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噢，噢，噢！
Oh, oh, ow!
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啊！
Aah!
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别踢了。别踢了！
Stop kicking. Stop kicking!
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好吧。
Alright.
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-好吧。-这个有效。
- Alright. - That did it.
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-啊！-别动！
- Aah! - Stop it!
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我觉得和我无关
I don't feel I bear any responsibility
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维格尔想自杀和我一点关系没有。
for Wiegel's suicide attempt.
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呃，如果你想知道这件事问责的主要人物
Uh, if you wanna look at the flowchart of blame
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首先，看看她的**父母吧
let's check out her [bleep] parents, first of all
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他们很可能刚刚抛弃她。
who, uh, more than likely just abandoned her.
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再次声明，搁谁都会这样。
Then again, who wouldn't?
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你知道，她就像个糟糕的砂锅菜
She's like a bad casserole, you know
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你永远不想回味一下。
that you just wanna forget about.
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呃，在我肩膀方向的绅士会不会是？
How about this, uh, gentleman over my shoulder right here?
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（威廉姆斯）“让我看看。”
(Williams) 'Let me take a little look-see.'
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“大家都好吗？新娘是不是很漂亮！”
'How is everybody doing? Wasn't the bride beautiful?'
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“真是一场充满爱的婚礼。”
'That was a lovely, lovely wedding.'
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-“那不是他。”-嗯。
- 'That ain't him.' - Uh-huh.
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行，我坐一会吧。
You know what, I'll just sit down then.
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说实话，加西亚
Truth be told, Garcia
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我希望他不要在上菜前出现
I hope he don't show up before they serve the food
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因为我饿死了。
'cause I'm starving.
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可以。好。。。
Okay. Well...
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…我希望他能在我无聊死之前出现。
...I hope he shows up before I die of boredom.
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我很难相信
I find it hard to believe
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你就是世界上唯一的那个
that you are the one person in the world
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与我毫无共同之处的人。
that I don't have nothing in common with.
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嗯，这应该不难相信
Well, it shouldn't be hard to believe
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因为我很聪明，而你不是。
'cause I'm smart and you're not.
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你欠Raineesha一个道歉。
You owe Raineesha an apology.
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-你欠我的。。。-那什么。。
- You owe me-- - That's a one...
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你知道吗，我受不了人
You know, I can't stand people
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以第三人称谈论自己。
that talk about themselves in the third person.
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你就在这里。你为什么叫自己Raineesha？
You're right here. Why would you call yourself Raineesha?
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提醒自己你还活着还是什么？
To remind yourself you're alive or something?
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因为我会从这张桌子旁站起来
'Cause when I get up from this table
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在这里赢了你证明你我的实力差距。
and whup your natural behind right here, at this thing
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你会知道谁才是老大。
you will know who did it.
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而且让你心服口服。
There won't be no doubt in your mind.
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你不能说，“看起来像Raineesha赢了。”
You won't be able to say, "It looked like Raineesha."
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不，因为十分确定赢的人Raineesha就是。
No, because it was sure enough Raineesha.
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我只想拿个叉子
I wanna just take a fork
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马上插在我脖子上。
and just stick it in my neck in a second here.
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好了，亲爱的，这个是干净的。
Well, here, honey, here's a clean one.
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-哎呀。-不，不要，哦，不。。。
- Oops. - No, don't, oh, no...
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别把蛋糕弄到我身上。我不喜欢那样。
Don't put cake on me. I don't like that.
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（男性#1）“现在，我们都一起去酒吧。”
(male #1) 'Now, let's bring this thing to the bar.'
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“饮品都记在新郎这边。
'Drinks are on the groom's family.
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“我们走！”
'Let's go!'
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行了。现在我们得去酒吧了。
Alrighty then. Now we gotta go to the bar.
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（加西亚）主啊，我讨厌我的生活
(Garcia) Lord, I hate my life.
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嗨，妈妈。
Hi, mom.
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你好吗？
How are you?
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我想你知道，嗯。。。
I suppose you know, um...
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…车站里的每个人都认为我试图自杀。
...everybody at the station thinks I tried to kill myself.
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我知道。我知道。
I know. I know.
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是 啊。
Yeah.
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这只是一个小小的误会
It was just a little misunderstanding
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但是，呃，你能怎么办？
but, uh, what are you gonna do?
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哎呀。
Oops.
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他们从来没有对我这么好过。
They've never been nicer to me.
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嗨，特鲁迪。哦。
Hi, Trudy. Oh.
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-哦，嗨，吉姆。-你好。
- Oh, hi, Jim. - Hi.
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你还好吗？
How you holding up?
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[叹气]
[sighs]
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你知道，我很好，除了我之前尝试
You know, I'm okay, considering I just tried
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自杀这件事
to commit suicide recently
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但除此之外，我还不错。
but other than that, I'm pretty good.
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-这是给你的。-我要坐。。。
- That's for you. - I'm gonna sit...
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我想我就坐在那边就好了。我不想要。
I think I'll sit it right over there. I don't want it.
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敲门，敲门，敲门。有人来看你。
Knock, knock, knock. Someone came to see you.
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惊喜。
Surprise.
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他不咬人。他死了。
He doesn't bite. He's dead.
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你知道，那…没事，没事。
You know, that's... Okay, okay.
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没事的。
Okay.
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好吧，把一切都说出来。所有的一切。。。
Okay, let it all out. Let it all...
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没事的没事的
Okay, okay, okay.
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没事的。。。科拉尔。
Okay...corral.
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OK Corral一切都会没事的。
Everything's okay at the OK Corral.
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你不想让我碰你。
You don't want me to touch you.
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-“不是我不——”——你知道我该怎么办吗？
- 'It's not that I don't--' - You know what I should do?
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我甚至不知道我在想什么。
I don't even know what I was thinking.
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-我应该淹死自己。-不，不，不。
- I should go drown myself. - No, no, no, no.
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不会有人要淹死自己
No one's gonna go drown themselves
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因为我们作为朋友来说一直都很开心
because we're having such a good time as friends
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我非常庆幸你还活着。
and I appreciate you being alive so much.
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你想用勺子吗？
You wanna spoon?
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{\an7}(注："Spooning" 是一个比较亲密的行为，指一个人从背后抱住另一个人。这个动作在情侣之间很常见)
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小勺子被放进放勺子的抽屉里。
Little spoons in the spoon drawer.
(注：这里指警长被维戈尔抱住了)
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第一个勺子说什么？
What does the first spoon say?
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第一把勺子说，嗯。。。
The first spoon says, uh...
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“……我很高兴你没有自杀，第二勺。”
"...I'm glad you didn't kill yourself, second spoon."
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而且，嗯。。。
And, um...
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第二个勺子说。。。
The second spoon says...
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♪ 我是一个小茶匙
♪ I'm a little teaspoon ♪
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♪ 别管我做什么
♪ Don't mind me ♪
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♪ 我只会在这里亲昵
♪ I'll just be here spooning ♪
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♪ 等待一杯茶
♪ Waiting for the tea ♪♪
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那这真是件不错的事
That's a wonderful thing
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作为另一个勺子对第一个勺子说的话
for the other spoon to say to the first spoon
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在我们的小勺子抽屉里。
in our little spoon drawer.
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有趣的婚礼，是吧？
Fun wedding, huh?
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婚礼真不错。
Weddings are kind of nice.
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我讨厌婚礼。
I hate weddings.
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你坐在那里
You sit up there
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看看你认识的这两个人。。。
look at these two people who you know...
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你可以看着他们，告诉他们这都没有用的。
You can look at 'em and tell it ain't gonna work.
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嗯，是的，我想是这样的。
Well, yeah, I guess there's that.
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有时，爱能战胜一切。
Sometimes love conquers all.
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嗯，有时它不会。
Mmm, and sometimes it don't.
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我想这很奇怪
I guess that's a weird thing
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我们现在都没有对象，所以。。。
we're both not hooked up now, so...
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你离婚了，我也离婚了。
You were married, I was married.
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这是一个共同点。
That's something in common.
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那里。。。好了。有点热了哈。
There... Well, there you go. Hot-hot darn.
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我告诉你，嗯
I'll tell you what, uh
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我觉得我们在这里等的话不会有太好的运气。
I don't think we're having much luck with our guy here.
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我们坐在这里看起来有点显眼，所以。。。
We are looking a bit conspicuous just sitting here, so...
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我看起来很可爱。你看起来才很显眼。
I look cute. You look conspicuous.
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好吧，也许吧，好吧，谢谢你。
Well, maybe, well, thank you.
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如果我们动一动的话，情况应该会好转一点
Maybe it would be less so if we just stepped out
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在那边的舞池里。
on, uh, there in, uh, the dance floor there.
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这样地。然后你就这样走。
Like this. Then you go like that.
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-好吧。-怎么样？
- Okay. - Okay?
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哦，我不知道。可以。
Oh, I don't know. Okay.
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好吧。我要进去了哦。
Alright. I'm gonna get in there.
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[笑]
[laughing]
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我想她可能。。。
I think that she may have, uh...
255
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她过去可能离婚了。
She may be divorced in the past.
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-维格尔？-她不告诉任何人。
- Wiegel? - And she don't tell nobody.
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你觉得有人在某个时候跟Wiegel结婚了吗？
You think that someone married Wiegel at some point?
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是的，是的。
I do, I do.
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你觉得外面有这么一个
You think there was a guy out there
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绝望和疯狂到不行的人
desperate and crazy enough
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会花钱上这艘船吗？
to buy a ticket for that boat ride?
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我认为有的。
I think so.
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外面确实有很多绝望、疯狂的人。
There's a lot of desperate, crazy people out there.
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我想是的，我的意思是，不管这个船上的旅途有多糟糕
I think so, I mean, no matter how, uh, bad the carnival ride
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总有一些儿子--
there's always some son--
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总是有个狗娘养的人想排队？
Always some son of a bitch who wants to line it?
267
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你是对的。是对的。
You're absolutely right. Absolutely right.
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嘿，看那些家伙都在这个旅途上吐了。
Hey, look at all those guys are puking on this ride.
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我就是下一个，你知道的。嘿，我拿到票了。
Me next, you know. Hey, well, I got a ticket.
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-我要排队了。-你拿到票了。是 啊。
- I'm gonna line up. - You got a ticket. Yeah.
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[欢快的音乐]
[upbeat music]
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这绑得是不是太紧了？
Is this wrapped up real tight?
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从头开始，告诉我们--
Go back from the very beginning and just tell us--
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我想确认一下。你必须系好安全带，好吗？
I wanna make sure. You gotta wear your seat belt, you know?
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我当时在酒吧喝迎宾酒。
I was at the bar having my show drink.
(注：一般指酒吧送的第一杯)
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-我们免费得到一杯酒。-好的。
- We get one free drink. - Okay.
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-出席就会给酒。-“迎宾酒。”
- For showing up for work. - 'Show drink.'
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-是的。-迎宾饮料。可以。
- Yeah. - A showing-up drink. Okay.
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稍微放松一下。
Loosen you up a little bit.
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-我慢慢就放松了。-嗯。是的
- I'm getting loose. - Uh-huh. Right.
281
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突然间，我看到了这个人
And, and all of a sudden, I see this guy
282
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他离舞台越来越近。
and he's getting real close to the stage.
283
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你不应该靠舞台太近的
You're not supposed to get real close to the stage
284
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你知道，他当时正试图偷看她的下面。
and he was, you know, trying to get a peek at her [bleep].
285
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但我们没有演出，只有她在，知道吗
But we don't show, and she was, you know
286
00:12:28,605 --> 00:12:32,750
她在跳舞，然后他就开始
she was dancing, and he was, he started to
287
00:12:32,775 --> 00:12:37,056
他开始大喊：“给我看看大窟窿！”
he started yelling, "Show me the [bleep]!"
288
00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:40,050
这是xx的俚语。
Which is a slang term for [bleep].
289
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-是的，我们…-正确的
- Yeah, we... - Right.
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正确的 -xx也是一种俚语。
- Right. - Which is also a slang.
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-他们在街上用它。-是 啊。
- They use it on the streets. - Yeah.
292
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突然，他打开了夹克
And then all of a sudden, he opened his jacket
293
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就像阿诺德·施瓦辛格之类的
like Arnold Schwarzenegger or something like that
294
00:12:51,770 --> 00:12:53,330
他掏出一把枪。
and he pulled out a gun.
295
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,570
然后这个家伙枪杀你朋友，是吗，叫“看看”的--
This fella who shot your friend, is it, it's look-see--
296
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是的，就是“看看”。
Yeah, that's look-see.
297
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她的眼睛弱视。
She has a lazy eye.
298
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我们永远不知道她在看哪里，所以我们就叫她--
We never know where she looks, and so we just call--
299
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-所以你叫她“看看”。-你叫她“看看”，对吧？
- So you call her look-see. - You call her look-see, right?
300
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-好吧，“看看”。 -“看看”，我明白了。
- Alright, look-see. - Look-see, I get it.
301
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嘿，嘿，如果你不介意的话，可以开车送我回家吗？
Hey, hey, could I have a ride home, if you don't mind?
302
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我的意思是，如果你们顺路的话。
I mean, if you're going my way.
303
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我不想，我不想给你们再添麻烦什么的。
I don't wanna, I don't wanna put you guys out or anything.
304
00:13:16,889 --> 00:13:18,790
“哦，不，呃，我们——”
'Oh, no, uh, we--'
305
00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:23,030
嘿，伙计们，你们能载巴基一程吗？
Hey, fellas, you think you could give Bucky here a ride maybe?
306
00:13:23,093 --> 00:13:24,563
只是，只是，呃，不太远。
Just, just, uh, not too far.
307
00:13:24,630 --> 00:13:26,000
显然，你并不着急。我是说--
You're not in a rush, obviously. I mean--
308
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-她已经，呃--是的，脸上中枪了。
- She's already, uh-- - Yeah, shot in the face.
(注：嘲讽女孩的脸部不正常)
309
00:13:28,870 --> 00:13:30,740
巴基，你帮了大忙。
So, Bucky, you've been a real big help.
310
00:13:30,765 --> 00:13:32,270
嘿，回来，好吗？
Hey, come back, would ya?
311
00:13:32,340 --> 00:13:34,280
这个，我希望我们还是不要了，但是，呃，抱歉了--
Well, I hope we don't, but, uh, I'm sorry--
312
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我给你看看大窟窿。
I'll show you the [bleep].
313
00:13:43,650 --> 00:13:44,620
是 啊。
Yeah.
314
00:13:44,690 --> 00:13:46,750
[警笛声]
[siren wailing]
315
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[欢快的音乐]
[upbeat music]
316
00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:52,030
我们在训练它找毒品。
Trying to train him to find drugs.
317
00:13:52,090 --> 00:13:53,430
目前为止，他还没有找到过毒品。
Right now, he does not find drugs.
318
00:13:53,496 --> 00:13:58,406
现在，他会，呃，他会找到“邋遢乔”，但是，呃。。。
Right now, he'll, uh, he'll find Sloppy Joes, but, uh...
(注：指一种美式快餐，通常由碎牛肉、番茄酱、洋葱和其他调料混合制成，然后放在一个面包卷里)
319
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…虽然没啥用。呃。。。
...no real practical purpose for that. The, uh...
320
00:14:00,700 --> 00:14:02,140
我正在努力的是
What I'm trying to do is I'm trying
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00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:04,840
为了训练他找到毒品，我正在做了个混合的版本。
to train him to find drugs by I'm doing a mix.
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包含80%的邋遢乔
It started with, uh, 80% Sloppy Joe
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20%大麻
and 20% marijuana
324
00:14:10,180 --> 00:14:13,180
嗯，然后逐渐加大大麻的含量。
uh, and gradually adding marijuana to the mix.
325
00:14:13,250 --> 00:14:16,350
现在我们大约有60%的大麻
Now we're at about, uh, 60% marijuana
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40%“邋遢乔”。
40% Sloppy Joe.
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00:14:18,150 --> 00:14:19,790
他会都找到的。
He'll find those.
328
00:14:19,850 --> 00:14:22,860
而且，该死的，“邋遢乔”效果真的很好。
And, uh, goddamn, Sloppy Joes are real good.
329
00:14:22,920 --> 00:14:24,230
看这个。
Watch this.
330
00:14:24,296 --> 00:14:26,066
找到“邋遢乔”！找到“邋遢乔”！
Find the Sloppy Joe! Find the Sloppy Joe!
331
00:14:29,200 --> 00:14:31,270
“是啊。是啊
'Yeah. Yeah.'
332
00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:32,900
是 啊。好孩子。
Yeah. Good boy.
333
00:14:32,970 --> 00:14:34,440
不，不，不。不要吃它。不要吃。
No, no, no. Don't eat it. Don't eat it.
334
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,370
不不不不。
No, no, no, no, no, no.
335
00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:40,210
好孩子。好孩子。好孩子。
Good boy. Good boy. Good boy.
336
00:14:40,270 --> 00:14:41,640
伙计，这让小狗嗨起来了。
It [bleep] this dog up, man.
337
00:14:41,710 --> 00:14:45,280
他吃了它，躺在地上，像在空中盘旋。
He eats it and lays on the ground, humps the air.
338
00:14:45,350 --> 00:14:47,010
这就是它所有的反应。
That's all he can do.
339
00:14:47,080 --> 00:14:48,580
好孩子。好孩子。
Good boy. Good boy.
340
00:14:48,650 --> 00:14:51,890
听着，Wiegel，我得告诉你一件事。
Look, Wiegel, I gotta tell you something.
341
00:14:53,850 --> 00:14:58,130
自杀是对一个暂时性问题的永久性解决办法。
Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
342
00:15:00,390 --> 00:15:01,730
我不希望你永远。。。
I don't want you to ever...
343
00:15:01,800 --> 00:15:05,670
当我听到发生的事情时，我感到非常难过。
I felt so bad when I heard what happened.
344
00:15:05,730 --> 00:15:07,300
我知道你和我。。。
And I know you and I...
345
00:15:07,370 --> 00:15:09,270
你知道吗，我在跟你开玩笑。
You know, I'm kidding around with you.
346
00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:13,470
你知道吗，我喜欢稍微扯一下你的链子
You know, I like to just kind of jerk your chain a little bit
347
00:15:13,540 --> 00:15:18,410
但当我取笑你或嘲笑你时，我只是在开玩笑。
but when I make fun of you or tease you, I'm just kidding.
348
00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:19,510
这只是我的方式。
That's just my way.
349
00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:21,920
我只对我喜欢的人这样做。
I only do that with people that I like.
350
00:15:21,973 --> 00:15:23,513
好吧，我不想因为这个让你自责
Well, I don't want you to take it personally
351
00:15:23,580 --> 00:15:26,120
但我确实试图自杀，因为你让我感觉很糟糕。
but I did try and kill myself because you made me feel bad.
352
00:15:26,190 --> 00:15:27,820
哦，[哔哔声]。
Oh, [bleep].
353
00:15:28,790 --> 00:15:30,620
[器乐]
[instrumental music]
354
00:15:33,190 --> 00:15:36,330
好吧，我可能不是诺查丹玛斯
Well, I may not be Nostradamus
(注：诺查丹玛斯是16世纪的法国预言家)
355
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:39,356
但我敢用我满满一柜子的鞋子打赌
but I bet my closetful of shoes
356
00:15:39,381 --> 00:15:40,970
我们的朋友今晚不会来了。
that our buddy ain't gonna show up tonight.
357
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,640
[轻笑]
[chuckles]
358
00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:46,440
加西亚，这是你整晚第一件做对的事。
That is the first thing you done got right all night, Garcia.
359
00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:47,980
你知道，这也是一个漫长的夜晚。
You know, it's been a long night too.
360
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:51,150
我们只是坐在这里，浪费时间，吃愚蠢的蛋糕。
We're just sitting here, wasting time, and eating stupid cake.
361
00:15:51,210 --> 00:15:55,850
哦，加西亚，加西亚！你为什么还在抱怨？
Oh, Garcia, Garcia! Why are you still complaining?
362
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,280
你不该整晚都抱怨。
You ain't complained all night.
363
00:15:57,349 --> 00:15:58,889
你没有免费的晚餐吗
You ain't got free dinner
364
00:15:58,950 --> 00:16:01,690
你没有上舞蹈课吗，没有喝免费饮料吗。
you ain't got a dance lesson, free drinks.
365
00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:03,160
嗯！
Mmph!
366
00:16:04,630 --> 00:16:07,190
好吧，阿门。阿门。你知道吗？你说得对。
Alright, amen. Amen. You know what? You're right.
367
00:16:07,260 --> 00:16:09,530
非常感谢。你说得对，好吗？
- Thank you. - You're right, okay?
368
00:16:09,600 --> 00:16:12,200
当女人是对的时候，她就一定是对的。
And when a woman's right, a woman's right.
369
00:16:12,270 --> 00:16:14,740
这里，我没有感激我得到的东西。
Here, and I don't appreciate what I got sometimes.
370
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:16,400
加西亚，闭嘴，吻我。
Garcia, shut up and kiss me.
371
00:16:28,080 --> 00:16:29,620
[模糊的警方无线电谈话]
[indistinct police radio chatter]
372
00:16:29,680 --> 00:16:31,890
[闹钟铃声]
[alarm ringing]
373
00:16:31,950 --> 00:16:34,360
（琼斯）“雷诺，编号17-Charlie-12”
(Jones) 'Reno, this is 17-Charlie-12'
374
00:16:34,420 --> 00:16:37,590
在伯纳德路上的爱好商店。
here on Bernard way at the, uh, hobby store.
375
00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:41,300
我这里发生了一起正在进行的非法闯入事件，我需要立即支援
I got a B&E in progress, and I need backup right away.
376
00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:42,300
我要。。。
I'll take the...
377
00:16:42,360 --> 00:16:44,600
三个火枪手。
The three musketeers.
378
00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:46,500
有必要吗？
Is that necessary?
379
00:16:46,570 --> 00:16:48,300
我们现在真的需要霰弹枪吗？
Do we really need a shotgun right now?
380
00:16:48,370 --> 00:16:49,840
你从哪里得到的，Wiegel？
Where did you get that, Wiegel?
381
00:16:49,900 --> 00:16:52,110
它在后座上，我只想拿着它。
It was in the back seat, and I just wanna hold it.
382
00:16:52,170 --> 00:16:54,440
别动，安静点，好吗？
Just hold it, and just be quiet, okay?
383
00:16:54,510 --> 00:16:56,440
可以。
Okay.
384
00:16:56,510 --> 00:16:57,510
（Clementine）“警察”
(Clementine) 'Sheriff's Department.'
385
00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:59,250
哦，天哪！看看这个地方！
Oh, my God! Look at this place!
386
00:16:59,310 --> 00:17:00,250
（琼斯）闭嘴！
(Jones) Shut up!
387
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,180
[维戈尔喘息]
[Wiegel gasps]
388
00:17:02,250 --> 00:17:03,880
看看这个地方。
Look at this place.
389
00:17:03,943 --> 00:17:07,983
这就像一个手工艺……场所。。
It's like a craft...place.
390
00:17:08,060 --> 00:17:11,430
-维格尔，安静点。-我很安静。
- Wiegel, be quiet. - I am being quiet.
391
00:17:11,490 --> 00:17:13,390
我只是惊叹于它的美丽。
I was just marveling at the beauty.
392
00:17:13,460 --> 00:17:16,060
你是我最好的朋友。你是我最好的朋友。
You're my best friend. You're my very best friend.
393
00:17:16,130 --> 00:17:17,430
非常感谢。可以？
- Thank you. - Okay?
394
00:17:17,493 --> 00:17:20,293
如果你帮我们抓小偷，我们以后一起做手工艺品。
We'll make crafts later if you help us catch the burglar.
395
00:17:20,370 --> 00:17:23,104
景泰蓝。。。用于铜珐琅！
Cloisonne... For copper enameling!
396
00:17:26,340 --> 00:17:28,480
琼斯：该死！维戈尔！”
(Jones) 'Shit! Wiegel!'
397
00:17:28,540 --> 00:17:30,810
它掉下来了。琼斯哥哥！
That fell. Jonesy!
398
00:17:30,866 --> 00:17:32,636
-什么？-贴花胶。
- What? - Decoupage glue.
399
00:17:32,710 --> 00:17:35,920
它们有胶水、密封剂和哑光表面。
They have the glue and the sealer and the matte finish.
400
00:17:35,980 --> 00:17:37,720
贴花。。。过来。
Decoupage... Come here.
401
00:17:39,820 --> 00:17:42,790
贴花是一种你做的手工艺，
Decoupage is something that you do
402
00:17:42,860 --> 00:17:44,320
你需要修剪它周围的部分，然后把它铺好——
and you trim around it and lay it--
403
00:17:44,396 --> 00:17:46,066
我们在幼儿园吗？
Are we in kindergarten?
404
00:17:46,130 --> 00:17:49,100
好吧，那我应该在前面的草坪上打爆我自己的脑袋？
Okay, then maybe I'll just go blow my brains out on the front lawn then?
405
00:17:49,160 --> 00:17:51,200
不，不，不。你不能打爆你的脑袋，懂吗？
No, no, no. You're not blowing your brains out, okay?
406
00:17:51,270 --> 00:17:53,000
冷静点。
Just calm down.
407
00:17:53,070 --> 00:17:54,600
读一读吧，然后。。。
Read about it, and...
408
00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,540
[喘息]
[gasps]
409
00:17:58,610 --> 00:18:01,640
塑料珍珠！
Plastic pearls!
410
00:18:01,710 --> 00:18:04,010
-什么？ -女士，我投降了。”
- What? - 'Lady, I give up.'
411
00:18:04,086 --> 00:18:06,116
我投降了。对不起的。我不是故意闯进来的。
I give up. Sorry. I didn't mean to break in.
412
00:18:06,180 --> 00:18:07,680
[枪响]
[gunshot]
413
00:18:07,750 --> 00:18:10,050
-维戈尔！维戈尔！”
- 'Wiegel!' - 'Wiegel!'
414
00:18:10,120 --> 00:18:11,620
我做到了！
I did it!
415
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:13,390
我刚刚解锁了某个成就！
I did something!
416
00:18:13,450 --> 00:18:15,060
啊！
Aah!
417
00:18:15,120 --> 00:18:16,560
-“我开枪打他了！”-噢！
- 'I shot him!' - Ow!
418
00:18:16,620 --> 00:18:18,190
哦！
Oh!
419
00:18:18,260 --> 00:18:19,760
-哦！哦！哦！哦！-好的，好的。
- Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! - Okay, okay.
420
00:18:19,830 --> 00:18:21,460
-“她开枪打他。”-嘿！够了。
- 'She shot him.' - Hey! Enough.
421
00:18:21,530 --> 00:18:22,730
（Jones）我需要一辆救护车
(Jones) I'm gonna need an ambulance here
422
00:18:22,800 --> 00:18:23,930
在，呃，在，在爱好商店
at the, uh, at the, at the hobby store
423
00:18:24,000 --> 00:18:25,487
在伯纳德路上
here on Bernard way.
424
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:28,040
[欢快的音乐]
[upbeat music]
425
00:18:29,179 --> 00:18:31,118
只要谣言满天飞
There's always rumors going around
426
00:18:31,143 --> 00:18:34,643
人们勾搭起来就相当自然，而且。。。
and it's perfectly natural for people to hook up, and...
427
00:18:36,336 --> 00:18:41,515
我听说我不再是最重要的了，加西亚。。。这很好。
I hear I'm not top dog anymore, Garcia...which is fine.
（注： "top dog" 是比喻表达，指的是占据领导地位或最有权威的人）
428
00:18:41,540 --> 00:18:43,650
-我不知道我有--我很好。
- I didn't know I had-- - Fine with me.
429
00:18:43,675 --> 00:18:46,203
我不知道我有狗的名单。
I didn't know I had a list of dogs.
（注：呼应前面top dog）
430
00:18:46,228 --> 00:18:50,820
（全部）四、三、二、一。
(all) Four, three, two, one.
431
00:18:50,890 --> 00:18:52,630
-幸福生活！-当然。
- Happy life! - Sure.
432
00:18:52,690 --> 00:18:54,460
我的意思是，谁会想到自杀未遂
I mean, who would have thought that a suicide attempt
433
00:18:54,530 --> 00:18:57,360
实际上可能会对每个人来说都是一件好事？
could actually turn out to be something great for everybody?
434
00:18:57,430 --> 00:18:58,630
[模糊的喋喋不休]
[indistinct chatter]
435
00:18:58,700 --> 00:18:59,830
这是有史以来最好的事情。
Best thing that's ever happened.
436
00:18:59,900 --> 00:19:02,270
-最好的事情。-哦，我也是。
- The best thing. - Ohh, me too.
437
00:19:02,340 --> 00:19:03,770
特鲁迪需要再来一杯啤酒。
Trudy needs another beer.
438
00:19:03,840 --> 00:19:04,770
[欢呼]
[cheering]
439
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:06,810
我明白了，我明白了。
I got it. I got it.
440
00:19:06,870 --> 00:19:08,580
小心点。那是镇静剂。
Watch out. That's a depressant.
441
00:19:08,640 --> 00:19:11,010
[大家都笑了]
[all laughing]
442
00:19:11,035 --> 00:19:13,380
说真的，我们爱你，亲爱的。
Seriously, seriously, we love you, sweetheart.
443
00:19:13,450 --> 00:19:14,580
我们非常非常爱你。
We love you very, very much.
444
00:19:14,650 --> 00:19:16,150
我爱你们。
And I love you guys.
445
00:19:16,220 --> 00:19:18,990
我只想直截了当地告诉你
And I just want to tell you straight up
446
00:19:19,050 --> 00:19:20,950
那是个误会
it was a misunderstanding
447
00:19:21,020 --> 00:19:24,020
我没有试图自杀。
and I didn't try to kill myself.
448
00:19:32,824 --> 00:19:35,620
好吧，好吧。
Alright, alright.
449
00:19:35,645 --> 00:19:38,045
给高个子的热情人士来一杯高杯冷饮。
Tall, cold one for the tall, hot one.
450
00:19:40,830 --> 00:19:43,670
什么？怎么了？
What? What happened?
451
00:19:43,695 --> 00:19:46,895
你们疯了。
You're mad.
452
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:49,788
也许我现在就应该tm去自杀。
Maybe I will [bleep] go try and kill myself now then.
453
00:19:52,070 --> 00:19:54,480
你们都对我没有自杀感到失望。
You're all disappointed that I didn't try to kill myself.
454
00:19:54,505 --> 00:19:55,905
哇！
Wow!
455
00:19:57,189 --> 00:19:59,089
这次我会让你们开心的。
I'll make you happy this time.
456
00:19:59,114 --> 00:20:02,784
我tm要去跳海！
I'm gonna go jump in the [bleep] ocean!
457
00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:06,240
草**的，踏马的！
[bleep] you, [bleep] suckers!
458
00:20:06,270 --> 00:20:07,900
草**的
'[bleep] you!'
459
00:20:09,086 --> 00:20:11,456
草**的，好吗？草！
'[bleep] you, okay? [bleep] you.'
460
00:20:11,495 --> 00:20:13,595
草**的！
[bleep] you!
461
00:20:13,620 --> 00:20:15,290
我要去海那边！
I'm going to the ocean!
462
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,975
我错过了什么？
What did I miss?
463
00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:19,770
她找不到去大海的路的。
She can't find her way to the ocean.
464
00:20:19,795 --> 00:20:21,625
她也找不到去她的车在哪。
She can't find her way to her car.
465
00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:23,620
[欢快的音乐]
[upbeat music]
466
00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:24,990
[警笛声]
[siren wailing]
467
00:20:26,520 --> 00:20:28,320
[欢快的音乐]
[upbeat music]
468
00:20:29,390 --> 00:20:30,990
[器乐]
[instrumental music]
469
00:20:34,730 --> 00:20:36,500
我要找的不是“活得好”。我找的是。。。
Bon vivant's not what I'm looking for. What's a bon...
（注："Bon vivant" 法语，形容一个享受生活、喜欢美食美酒的人。）
470
00:20:36,560 --> 00:20:37,600
-比如一个——“Boner？”
- Like a-- - 'Boner?'
（注："Boner" 在美式俚语中通常指的是一种尴尬的情况或错误，）
471
00:20:37,660 --> 00:20:39,542
-不-“不，一个好杯子。”
- No. - 'No, a good cup.'
472
00:20:39,567 --> 00:20:41,197
-“骨头厨师。”
- 'bone chef.'
473
00:20:41,312 --> 00:20:42,770
-Arroz Con Pollo是什么？-我不喜欢那样。
- What's Arroz Con Pollo? - I don't like that.
（注：一道源自西班牙的传统菜肴）
474
00:20:42,840 --> 00:20:45,670
Arroz con pollo是“鸡肉配米饭”
- Arroz con pollo is-- - 'Chicken with rice.'
475
00:20:45,740 --> 00:20:47,210
你为什么不直接说鸡肉配米饭？
Why didn't you just say chicken with rice?
476
00:20:47,270 --> 00:20:48,440
因为这不是它的名字
Because that's not what it's called
477
00:20:48,510 --> 00:20:51,085
因为它不是在美国发明的，好吗？
because it wasn't invented in America, okay?
478
00:20:51,110 --> 00:20:52,480
它是由西班牙人发明的。
It was invented by the Spanish.
479
00:20:52,550 --> 00:20:55,220
你是说西班牙裔美国人培育了鸡肉吗？
Are you saying that Hispanics developed chicken?
480
00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:57,250
不，先生。他们把这两者放在一起。
No, sir. They put those two together.
481
00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:58,950
法国人发现了鸡。
The French discovered, the French discovered chicken.
482
00:20:59,020 --> 00:21:00,420
-米饭是中国菜是的。”
- And rice is Chinese. - 'Yes.'
483
00:21:00,490 --> 00:21:01,990
鸡肉饭。
Rice with chicken.
484
00:21:02,060 --> 00:21:03,320
闭嘴。
Shut with up.
485
00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:04,626
行了吧？
How about it?