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[说外语] [speaking in foreign language]
我丈夫是一名工程师。 My husband is an engineer.
（广播中的女人）“我们住在埃菲尔铁塔旁。” (woman on radio) 'We live by the Eiffel Tower.'
[说外语] [speaking in foreign language]
我们住在埃菲尔铁塔旁。 We live by the Eiffel Tower.
“我们有两只猫。” 'We have two cats.'
[说外语] [speaking in foreign language]
我们有两只猫。 We have two cats.
“每个人都喜欢火腿。” 'Everybody loves ham.'
[说外语] [speaking in foreign language]
人人都喜爱火腿。 Everybody loves ham.
[说外语] [speaking in foreign language]
打扰一下 Excuse me...
浴室在哪里？ ...where is the bathroom?
我胃不舒服。 I have a bad stomach.
[说外语] [speaking in foreign language]
对不起，服务员。。。 Excuse me, waiter...
这个杯子很脏。 ...this glass is dirty.
（广播中的女人）“我们有两只猫。” (woman on radio) 'We have two cats.'
[说外语] [speaking in foreign language]
呃，坏消息，你们，你们很多人应该都知道了 Uh, sad news, as, you, as many of you probably know
副警长特鲁迪·维格尔试图自杀 Deputy Trudy Wiegel, uh, tried to kill herself
嗯，就前天晚上 'uh, the night before last.'
-“她准备了结自己。”-哦。 - 'She tried to do herself in.' - Oh.
“没有，没有。她现在状态良好。” 'No, no. She's fine.'
医院对她进行了检查，她没事了。 They checked her out at the hospital, and she's okay.
她会回来工作的， She's gonna be coming back to work,
呃，但是警局里在座的各位，我们要对她进行 uh, but per the Sheriff's Department, we're putting her
72小时自杀观察，所以我们都要-- on 72-hour suicide watch, so we'll all be taking--
（特拉维斯）这样不行！不行。 (Travis) Not it! Nope.
这样必须行，我已经做好了一个轮换表。 We're not doing not it. I already did a board.
不要再说不可以了-- I didn't buy lottery--
为什么我有三次，我看 How come I got three times, I got to watch
其他人都是两个？ and everybody else got two?
你想做一个其他的任务替代吗？如果是的话，直接讲出来。 Do, do want another assignment? Is that is? Just say so.
-是的。非常感谢。好吧。” - Yes. Thank you. - 'Fine.'
-“很好。”-我特喜欢其他任务。 - 'Good.' - I'd love another assignment.
加西亚，你也不太会跟维格尔相处 'Garcia, you're not good with Wiegel either'
“所以我把你们放在一起。” 'so I'm putting you together.'
嗯，吉米“拳头”菲茨西蒙斯可能在城里现身了。 Uh, Jimmy "the fist" Fitzsimmons might be in town.
他哥哥要结婚了 His brother's getting married over at
婚礼地点选在沙漠高汽车旅馆 the Desert High Motor Lodge
我们需要派人卧底参加婚礼。 and we need somebody to go undercover to the wedding.
看看他会不会出现，然后抓住他。 See if he shows up, nab him.
他因违反假释规定而被通缉。 He's wanted on parole violations.
我和加西亚？ Me and Garcia?
你不想和Wiegel坐在一起。 You don't wanna sit with Wiegel.
你很可能在三分钟内射杀维格尔。 You'll shoot Wiegel within three minutes.
-讨论到此为止。结束。去工作。-我想提一些问题。 - End of story. Done. Do it. - I wanna address something.
我们为什么坐在桌子的这一边 Why are we on this side of the table
阿罗兹·孔·波洛先生和-- and Mr. Arroz Con Pollo and, and--
嗯，先解决这个问题。 Uh, these get taken first.
（克莱门汀）“那是因为我们总是准时。” (Clementine) 'That's 'cause we're always on time.'
（特拉维斯）“我们先到。” (Travis) 'We're here first.'
-因为这是CPT。-CPT是什么？” - 'Cause it's CPT. - 'What is CPT?'
-这可真好笑，这可…-“好笑？” - This is a laugh, this is a... - 'Laughable?'
-CPT是什么? -“好笑吗？” - What is CPT? - 'Laughable?'
-CPT.-不，不，不，不，不，不，不。 - CPT. - No, no, no, no, no, no.
-告诉我什么是CPT，丹格尔？-是的，什么是CPT？” - Tell me what is CPT, Dangle? - 'Yeah, what is CPT?'
有色人种的时代。这是有色人种的时代。 Colored people's time. It's colored people's time.
（威廉姆斯）“哦。” (Williams) 'Oh.'
（Dangle）“真不敢相信你从来没听说过。” (Dangle) 'I can't believe you've never heard of that.'
-“这应该是众所周知的。”-众所周知？ - 'It's like famous.' - It's like famous?
-不，我从来没听说过。-是 啊。。。 - No, I've never heard of that. - Yeah...
有色人种的时代是什么？ What is colored people's time?
我想打所有人的脸。 I feel like punching everybody in the face.
这是什么意思？ What does that mean?
大家都这么说过。 Everybody says it all the time.
-“大家都是谁？”-我从来没说过。” - 'Who is everybody?' - 'I never said it.'
是大家都这么说。 People say it.
他想用友好的方式说 He's trying to say in a nice way
你应该准时到。 that you should be on time.
对，然后CPT就出来的。 I am, and it came out CPT.
只是因为它说出来更快。 Just 'cause it's faster.
我道歉。这是我的问题。都是我的错。 I apologize. It's-it's my problem. It's my fault.
不，这是我们的错，因为我们是有色人种，没有时间观念。 No, it's our fault for being colored people and off time.
这是我们的错。 It's our fault.
生而为黑人，我很抱歉，各位。 I-I apologize, everybody, for being colored
我还没有时间观念。 and a person, and off time.
我有个文件找不到了。 I've got a file in here somewhere.
琼斯，我接受你的道歉。 Apology accepted, Jones.
维格尔企图自杀，对此我并不感到意外。 Wiegel's suicide attempt, that did not surprise me.
嗯 Uh...
同时她自杀失败，也在我的意料之中。 And it did not surprise me that she failed at that attempt.
麦克风检查，麦克风检查。网络掠食者，麦克风检查。 Mic check, mic check. Internet predator, mic check. (注："网络捕食者"指利用试图通过互联网引诱、欺骗儿童和青少年进行性活动的人。)
好了，我们都准备好了。 Okay, we're all ready.
他一向我提要求，你们就出来。 The minute he propositions me, you come out here.
-掩护好我。-好的 - Cover my back. - 'Okay.'
凭我自己不行的。 I can't do this on my own.
你是。。。 Are you, uh...
你是棒棒糖13吗？ Are you, uh, lollipop13? (注：美国认为13是不吉利的数字)
是 啊。你是甜心爸比69吗？ Yeah. You sugardaddy69? (注：这个应该不用我翻译了吧)
我必须是。 I sure as heck am.
很高兴认识你。 It's nice to meet you.
你为什么起这个名字啊？ How'd you get that name?
-哦，甜心爸比？哦，是的。 - Oh, uh, sugardaddy? - Yeah.
嗯，你知道，嗯，我很贴心 Well, you know, uh, I'm sweet
而且，嗯，我一直想要个属于我自己的小女孩。 and, uh, I've always wanted a little girl to call my own.
我和前妻试过了，但我阳痿了。 My ex-wife and I tried, but I'm impotent.
-哦，太糟糕了。-枪里没子弹了。 - Oh, that's too bad. - Shooting blanks.
-好吧，看看这个。-是 啊。 - Yeah, well, check this out. - Yeah.
让我给你看点东西。看看这个。 Let me show you a little something. Look at this.
哦，你要给我看什么？ Ooh, you're gonna show me something?
我把冰沙洒在他们前面了。 I spilled my icee all over the front of 'em.
是的，当时我在车里，突然转向，然后。。。 Yeah, I was in the car, and I swerved, and...
-你想让我给你—— -不，不，别碰它。 - You want me to-- - No, no, don't touch it.
你别想擦掉这个，它已经染上色了。 You don't wanna rub it in 'cause it stains.
所以，我回家后，要把它泡起来。 So I'm just gonna, when I get home, I'm gonna soak it.
我要告诉你个我自己的事。 I'm telling you something I would.
-我把水洒在腿上了。-哦。 - I spilled water on my leg. - Oh.
你知道吗，我很乐意把嘴贴上去。 You know, I would love to put my lips on that.
我真想把嘴吧放在那上面 I'd just love to have my lips on that
因为我太渴了。 because I am so thirsty.
我渴极了。 I am so thirsty.
你知道吗，再想想，我不会去的 You know what, on second thought, I'm not gonna
因为我不想让你发现这个-- because I don't want you to catch this--
-这是个好主意。-嘴唇干裂之类的。 - That's a good idea. - The chapped lip thing.
那么，我们是要来一发还是干点啥？ So, are we gonna [bleep] or what?
-别动！别动！-快上，上，上！ - Freeze! Freeze! - Go, go, go, go!
-趴下！-不！我只是和我的孩子在一起！ - Get down on the ground! - No! I'm with my child there!
-不，不，不。-趴下！ - No, no, no, no. - Get down on the ground!
-不，我什么都没有做！-不要反抗！ - No, I'm not going to! - Do not resist!
嘿，嘿，嘿！ Hey, hey, hey!
噢，噢，噢！ Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!
噢，噢，噢！ Oh, oh, ow!
啊！ Aah!
别踢了。别踢了！ Stop kicking. Stop kicking!
好吧。 Alright.
-好吧。-这个有效。 - Alright. - That did it.
-啊！-别动！ - Aah! - Stop it!
我觉得和我无关 I don't feel I bear any responsibility
维格尔想自杀和我一点关系没有。 for Wiegel's suicide attempt.
呃，如果你想知道这件事问责的主要人物 Uh, if you wanna look at the flowchart of blame
首先，看看她的**父母吧 let's check out her [bleep] parents, first of all
他们很可能刚刚抛弃她。 who, uh, more than likely just abandoned her.
再次声明，搁谁都会这样。 Then again, who wouldn't?
你知道，她就像个糟糕的砂锅菜 She's like a bad casserole, you know
你永远不想回味一下。 that you just wanna forget about.
呃，在我肩膀方向的绅士会不会是？ How about this, uh, gentleman over my shoulder right here?
（威廉姆斯）“让我看看。” (Williams) 'Let me take a little look-see.'
“大家都好吗？新娘是不是很漂亮！” 'How is everybody doing? Wasn't the bride beautiful?'
“真是一场充满爱的婚礼。” 'That was a lovely, lovely wedding.'
-“那不是他。”-嗯。 - 'That ain't him.' - Uh-huh.
行，我坐一会吧。 You know what, I'll just sit down then.
说实话，加西亚 Truth be told, Garcia
我希望他不要在上菜前出现 I hope he don't show up before they serve the food
因为我饿死了。 'cause I'm starving.
可以。好。。。 Okay. Well...
…我希望他能在我无聊死之前出现。 ...I hope he shows up before I die of boredom.
我很难相信 I find it hard to believe
你就是世界上唯一的那个 that you are the one person in the world
与我毫无共同之处的人。 that I don't have nothing in common with.
嗯，这应该不难相信 Well, it shouldn't be hard to believe
因为我很聪明，而你不是。 'cause I'm smart and you're not.
你欠Raineesha一个道歉。 You owe Raineesha an apology.
-你欠我的。。。-那什么。。 - You owe me-- - That's a one...
你知道吗，我受不了人 You know, I can't stand people
以第三人称谈论自己。 that talk about themselves in the third person.
你就在这里。你为什么叫自己Raineesha？ You're right here. Why would you call yourself Raineesha?
提醒自己你还活着还是什么？ To remind yourself you're alive or something?
因为我会从这张桌子旁站起来 'Cause when I get up from this table
在这里赢了你证明你我的实力差距。 and whup your natural behind right here, at this thing
你会知道谁才是老大。 you will know who did it.
而且让你心服口服。 There won't be no doubt in your mind.
你不能说，“看起来像Raineesha赢了。” You won't be able to say, "It looked like Raineesha."
不，因为十分确定赢的人Raineesha就是。 No, because it was sure enough Raineesha.
我只想拿个叉子 I wanna just take a fork
马上插在我脖子上。 and just stick it in my neck in a second here.
好了，亲爱的，这个是干净的。 Well, here, honey, here's a clean one.
-哎呀。-不，不要，哦，不。。。 - Oops. - No, don't, oh, no...
别把蛋糕弄到我身上。我不喜欢那样。 Don't put cake on me. I don't like that.
（男性#1）“现在，我们都一起去酒吧。” (male #1) 'Now, let's bring this thing to the bar.'
“饮品都记在新郎这边。 'Drinks are on the groom's family.
“我们走！” 'Let's go!'
行了。现在我们得去酒吧了。 Alrighty then. Now we gotta go to the bar.
（加西亚）主啊，我讨厌我的生活 (Garcia) Lord, I hate my life.
嗨，妈妈。 Hi, mom.
你好吗？ How are you?
我想你知道，嗯。。。 I suppose you know, um...
…车站里的每个人都认为我试图自杀。 ...everybody at the station thinks I tried to kill myself.
我知道。我知道。 I know. I know.
是 啊。 Yeah.
这只是一个小小的误会 It was just a little misunderstanding
但是，呃，你能怎么办？ but, uh, what are you gonna do?
哎呀。 Oops.
他们从来没有对我这么好过。 They've never been nicer to me.
嗨，特鲁迪。哦。 Hi, Trudy. Oh.
-哦，嗨，吉姆。-你好。 - Oh, hi, Jim. - Hi.
你还好吗？ How you holding up?
[叹气] [sighs]
你知道，我很好，除了我之前尝试 You know, I'm okay, considering I just tried
自杀这件事 to commit suicide recently
但除此之外，我还不错。 but other than that, I'm pretty good.
-这是给你的。-我要坐。。。 - That's for you. - I'm gonna sit...
我想我就坐在那边就好了。我不想要。 I think I'll sit it right over there. I don't want it.
敲门，敲门，敲门。有人来看你。 Knock, knock, knock. Someone came to see you.
惊喜。 Surprise.
他不咬人。他死了。 He doesn't bite. He's dead.
你知道，那…没事，没事。 You know, that's... Okay, okay.
没事的。 Okay.
好吧，把一切都说出来。所有的一切。。。 Okay, let it all out. Let it all...
没事的没事的 Okay, okay, okay.
没事的。。。科拉尔。 Okay...corral.
OK Corral一切都会没事的。 Everything's okay at the OK Corral.
你不想让我碰你。 You don't want me to touch you.
-“不是我不——”——你知道我该怎么办吗？ - 'It's not that I don't--' - You know what I should do?
我甚至不知道我在想什么。 I don't even know what I was thinking.
-我应该淹死自己。-不，不，不。 - I should go drown myself. - No, no, no, no.
不会有人要淹死自己 No one's gonna go drown themselves
因为我们作为朋友来说一直都很开心 because we're having such a good time as friends
我非常庆幸你还活着。 and I appreciate you being alive so much.
你想用勺子吗？ You wanna spoon?
(注："Spooning" 是一个比较亲密的行为，指一个人从背后抱住另一个人。这个动作在情侣之间很常见)
小勺子被放进放勺子的抽屉里。 Little spoons in the spoon drawer. (注：这里指警长被维戈尔抱住了)
第一个勺子说什么？ What does the first spoon say?
第一把勺子说，嗯。。。 The first spoon says, uh...
“……我很高兴你没有自杀，第二勺。” "...I'm glad you didn't kill yourself, second spoon."
而且，嗯。。。 And, um...
第二个勺子说。。。 The second spoon says...
♪ 我是一个小茶匙 ♪ I'm a little teaspoon ♪
♪ 别管我做什么 ♪ Don't mind me ♪
♪ 我只会在这里亲昵 ♪ I'll just be here spooning ♪
♪ 等待一杯茶 ♪ Waiting for the tea ♪♪
那这真是件不错的事 That's a wonderful thing
作为另一个勺子对第一个勺子说的话 for the other spoon to say to the first spoon
在我们的小勺子抽屉里。 in our little spoon drawer.
有趣的婚礼，是吧？ Fun wedding, huh?
婚礼真不错。 Weddings are kind of nice.
我讨厌婚礼。 I hate weddings.
你坐在那里 You sit up there
看看你认识的这两个人。。。 look at these two people who you know...
你可以看着他们，告诉他们这都没有用的。 You can look at 'em and tell it ain't gonna work.
嗯，是的，我想是这样的。 Well, yeah, I guess there's that.
有时，爱能战胜一切。 Sometimes love conquers all.
嗯，有时它不会。 Mmm, and sometimes it don't.
我想这很奇怪 I guess that's a weird thing
我们现在都没有对象，所以。。。 we're both not hooked up now, so...
你离婚了，我也离婚了。 You were married, I was married.
这是一个共同点。 That's something in common.
那里。。。好了。有点热了哈。 There... Well, there you go. Hot-hot darn.
我告诉你，嗯 I'll tell you what, uh
我觉得我们在这里等的话不会有太好的运气。 I don't think we're having much luck with our guy here.
我们坐在这里看起来有点显眼，所以。。。 We are looking a bit conspicuous just sitting here, so...
我看起来很可爱。你看起来才很显眼。 I look cute. You look conspicuous.
好吧，也许吧，好吧，谢谢你。 Well, maybe, well, thank you.
如果我们动一动的话，情况应该会好转一点 Maybe it would be less so if we just stepped out
在那边的舞池里。 on, uh, there in, uh, the dance floor there.
这样地。然后你就这样走。 Like this. Then you go like that.
-好吧。-怎么样？ - Okay. - Okay?
哦，我不知道。可以。 Oh, I don't know. Okay.
好吧。我要进去了哦。 Alright. I'm gonna get in there.
[笑] [laughing]
我想她可能。。。 I think that she may have, uh...
她过去可能离婚了。 She may be divorced in the past.
-维格尔？-她不告诉任何人。 - Wiegel? - And she don't tell nobody.
你觉得有人在某个时候跟Wiegel结婚了吗？ You think that someone married Wiegel at some point?
是的，是的。 I do, I do.
你觉得外面有这么一个 You think there was a guy out there
绝望和疯狂到不行的人 desperate and crazy enough
会花钱上这艘船吗？ to buy a ticket for that boat ride?
我认为有的。 I think so.
外面确实有很多绝望、疯狂的人。 There's a lot of desperate, crazy people out there.
我想是的，我的意思是，不管这个船上的旅途有多糟糕 I think so, I mean, no matter how, uh, bad the carnival ride
总有一些儿子-- there's always some son--
总是有个狗娘养的人想排队？ Always some son of a bitch who wants to line it?
你是对的。是对的。 You're absolutely right. Absolutely right.
嘿，看那些家伙都在这个旅途上吐了。 Hey, look at all those guys are puking on this ride.
我就是下一个，你知道的。嘿，我拿到票了。 Me next, you know. Hey, well, I got a ticket.
-我要排队了。-你拿到票了。是 啊。 - I'm gonna line up. - You got a ticket. Yeah.
[欢快的音乐] [upbeat music]
这绑得是不是太紧了？ Is this wrapped up real tight?
从头开始，告诉我们-- Go back from the very beginning and just tell us--
我想确认一下。你必须系好安全带，好吗？ I wanna make sure. You gotta wear your seat belt, you know?
我当时在酒吧喝迎宾酒。 I was at the bar having my show drink. (注：一般指酒吧送的第一杯)
-我们免费得到一杯酒。-好的。 - We get one free drink. - Okay.
-出席就会给酒。-“迎宾酒。” - For showing up for work. - 'Show drink.'
-是的。-迎宾饮料。可以。 - Yeah. - A showing-up drink. Okay.
稍微放松一下。 Loosen you up a little bit.
-我慢慢就放松了。-嗯。是的 - I'm getting loose. - Uh-huh. Right.
突然间，我看到了这个人 And, and all of a sudden, I see this guy
他离舞台越来越近。 and he's getting real close to the stage.
你不应该靠舞台太近的 You're not supposed to get real close to the stage
你知道，他当时正试图偷看她的下面。 and he was, you know, trying to get a peek at her [bleep].
但我们没有演出，只有她在，知道吗 But we don't show, and she was, you know
她在跳舞，然后他就开始 she was dancing, and he was, he started to
他开始大喊：“给我看看大窟窿！” he started yelling, "Show me the [bleep]!"
这是xx的俚语。 Which is a slang term for [bleep].
-是的，我们…-正确的 - Yeah, we... - Right.
正确的 -xx也是一种俚语。 - Right. - Which is also a slang.
-他们在街上用它。-是 啊。 - They use it on the streets. - Yeah.
突然，他打开了夹克 And then all of a sudden, he opened his jacket
就像阿诺德·施瓦辛格之类的 like Arnold Schwarzenegger or something like that
他掏出一把枪。 and he pulled out a gun.
然后这个家伙枪杀你朋友，是吗，叫“看看”的-- This fella who shot your friend, is it, it's look-see--
是的，就是“看看”。 Yeah, that's look-see.
她的眼睛弱视。 She has a lazy eye.
我们永远不知道她在看哪里，所以我们就叫她-- We never know where she looks, and so we just call--
-所以你叫她“看看”。-你叫她“看看”，对吧？ - So you call her look-see. - You call her look-see, right?
-好吧，“看看”。 -“看看”，我明白了。 - Alright, look-see. - Look-see, I get it.
嘿，嘿，如果你不介意的话，可以开车送我回家吗？ Hey, hey, could I have a ride home, if you don't mind?
我的意思是，如果你们顺路的话。 I mean, if you're going my way.
我不想，我不想给你们再添麻烦什么的。 I don't wanna, I don't wanna put you guys out or anything.
“哦，不，呃，我们——” 'Oh, no, uh, we--'
嘿，伙计们，你们能载巴基一程吗？ Hey, fellas, you think you could give Bucky here a ride maybe?
只是，只是，呃，不太远。 Just, just, uh, not too far.
显然，你并不着急。我是说-- You're not in a rush, obviously. I mean--
-她已经，呃--是的，脸上中枪了。 - She's already, uh-- - Yeah, shot in the face. (注：嘲讽女孩的脸部不正常)
巴基，你帮了大忙。 So, Bucky, you've been a real big help.
嘿，回来，好吗？ Hey, come back, would ya?
这个，我希望我们还是不要了，但是，呃，抱歉了-- Well, I hope we don't, but, uh, I'm sorry--
我给你看看大窟窿。 I'll show you the [bleep].
是 啊。 Yeah.
[警笛声] [siren wailing]
[欢快的音乐] [upbeat music]
我们在训练它找毒品。 Trying to train him to find drugs.
目前为止，他还没有找到过毒品。 Right now, he does not find drugs.
现在，他会，呃，他会找到“邋遢乔”，但是，呃。。。 Right now, he'll, uh, he'll find Sloppy Joes, but, uh... (注：指一种美式快餐，通常由碎牛肉、番茄酱、洋葱和其他调料混合制成，然后放在一个面包卷里)
…虽然没啥用。呃。。。 ...no real practical purpose for that. The, uh...
我正在努力的是 What I'm trying to do is I'm trying
为了训练他找到毒品，我正在做了个混合的版本。 to train him to find drugs by I'm doing a mix.
包含80%的邋遢乔 It started with, uh, 80% Sloppy Joe
20%大麻 and 20% marijuana
嗯，然后逐渐加大大麻的含量。 uh, and gradually adding marijuana to the mix.
现在我们大约有60%的大麻 Now we're at about, uh, 60% marijuana
40%“邋遢乔”。 40% Sloppy Joe.
他会都找到的。 He'll find those.
而且，该死的，“邋遢乔”效果真的很好。 And, uh, goddamn, Sloppy Joes are real good.
看这个。 Watch this.
找到“邋遢乔”！找到“邋遢乔”！ Find the Sloppy Joe! Find the Sloppy Joe!
“是啊。是啊 'Yeah. Yeah.'
是 啊。好孩子。 Yeah. Good boy.
不，不，不。不要吃它。不要吃。 No, no, no. Don't eat it. Don't eat it.
不不不不。 No, no, no, no, no, no.
好孩子。好孩子。好孩子。 Good boy. Good boy. Good boy.
伙计，这让小狗嗨起来了。 It [bleep] this dog up, man.
他吃了它，躺在地上，像在空中盘旋。 He eats it and lays on the ground, humps the air.
这就是它所有的反应。 That's all he can do.
好孩子。好孩子。 Good boy. Good boy.
听着，Wiegel，我得告诉你一件事。 Look, Wiegel, I gotta tell you something.
自杀是对一个暂时性问题的永久性解决办法。 Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
我不希望你永远。。。 I don't want you to ever...
当我听到发生的事情时，我感到非常难过。 I felt so bad when I heard what happened.
我知道你和我。。。 And I know you and I...
你知道吗，我在跟你开玩笑。 You know, I'm kidding around with you.
你知道吗，我喜欢稍微扯一下你的链子 You know, I like to just kind of jerk your chain a little bit
但当我取笑你或嘲笑你时，我只是在开玩笑。 but when I make fun of you or tease you, I'm just kidding.
这只是我的方式。 That's just my way.
我只对我喜欢的人这样做。 I only do that with people that I like.
好吧，我不想因为这个让你自责 Well, I don't want you to take it personally
但我确实试图自杀，因为你让我感觉很糟糕。 but I did try and kill myself because you made me feel bad.
哦，[哔哔声]。 Oh, [bleep].
[器乐] [instrumental music]
好吧，我可能不是诺查丹玛斯 Well, I may not be Nostradamus (注：诺查丹玛斯是16世纪的法国预言家)
但我敢用我满满一柜子的鞋子打赌 but I bet my closetful of shoes
我们的朋友今晚不会来了。 that our buddy ain't gonna show up tonight.
[轻笑] [chuckles]
加西亚，这是你整晚第一件做对的事。 That is the first thing you done got right all night, Garcia.
你知道，这也是一个漫长的夜晚。 You know, it's been a long night too.
我们只是坐在这里，浪费时间，吃愚蠢的蛋糕。 We're just sitting here, wasting time, and eating stupid cake.
哦，加西亚，加西亚！你为什么还在抱怨？ Oh, Garcia, Garcia! Why are you still complaining?
你不该整晚都抱怨。 You ain't complained all night.
你没有免费的晚餐吗 You ain't got free dinner
你没有上舞蹈课吗，没有喝免费饮料吗。 you ain't got a dance lesson, free drinks.
嗯！ Mmph!
好吧，阿门。阿门。你知道吗？你说得对。 Alright, amen. Amen. You know what? You're right.
非常感谢。你说得对，好吗？ - Thank you. - You're right, okay?
当女人是对的时候，她就一定是对的。 And when a woman's right, a woman's right.
这里，我没有感激我得到的东西。 Here, and I don't appreciate what I got sometimes.
加西亚，闭嘴，吻我。 Garcia, shut up and kiss me.
[模糊的警方无线电谈话] [indistinct police radio chatter]
[闹钟铃声] [alarm ringing]
（琼斯）“雷诺，编号17-Charlie-12” (Jones) 'Reno, this is 17-Charlie-12'
在伯纳德路上的爱好商店。 here on Bernard way at the, uh, hobby store.
我这里发生了一起正在进行的非法闯入事件，我需要立即支援 I got a B&E in progress, and I need backup right away.
我要。。。 I'll take the...
三个火枪手。 The three musketeers.
有必要吗？ Is that necessary?
我们现在真的需要霰弹枪吗？ Do we really need a shotgun right now?
你从哪里得到的，Wiegel？ Where did you get that, Wiegel?
它在后座上，我只想拿着它。 It was in the back seat, and I just wanna hold it.
别动，安静点，好吗？ Just hold it, and just be quiet, okay?
可以。 Okay.
（Clementine）“警察” (Clementine) 'Sheriff's Department.'
哦，天哪！看看这个地方！ Oh, my God! Look at this place!
（琼斯）闭嘴！ (Jones) Shut up!
[维戈尔喘息] [Wiegel gasps]
看看这个地方。 Look at this place.
这就像一个手工艺……场所。。 It's like a craft...place.
-维格尔，安静点。-我很安静。 - Wiegel, be quiet. - I am being quiet.
我只是惊叹于它的美丽。 I was just marveling at the beauty.
你是我最好的朋友。你是我最好的朋友。 You're my best friend. You're my very best friend.
非常感谢。可以？ - Thank you. - Okay?
如果你帮我们抓小偷，我们以后一起做手工艺品。 We'll make crafts later if you help us catch the burglar.
景泰蓝。。。用于铜珐琅！ Cloisonne... For copper enameling!
琼斯：该死！维戈尔！” (Jones) 'Shit! Wiegel!'
它掉下来了。琼斯哥哥！ That fell. Jonesy!
-什么？-贴花胶。 - What? - Decoupage glue.
它们有胶水、密封剂和哑光表面。 They have the glue and the sealer and the matte finish.
贴花。。。过来。 Decoupage... Come here.
贴花是一种你做的手工艺， Decoupage is something that you do
你需要修剪它周围的部分，然后把它铺好—— and you trim around it and lay it--
我们在幼儿园吗？ Are we in kindergarten?
好吧，那我应该在前面的草坪上打爆我自己的脑袋？ Okay, then maybe I'll just go blow my brains out on the front lawn then?
不，不，不。你不能打爆你的脑袋，懂吗？ No, no, no. You're not blowing your brains out, okay?
冷静点。 Just calm down.
读一读吧，然后。。。 Read about it, and...
[喘息] [gasps]
塑料珍珠！ Plastic pearls!
-什么？ -女士，我投降了。” - What? - 'Lady, I give up.'
我投降了。对不起的。我不是故意闯进来的。 I give up. Sorry. I didn't mean to break in.
[枪响] [gunshot]
-维戈尔！维戈尔！” - 'Wiegel!' - 'Wiegel!'
我做到了！ I did it!
我刚刚解锁了某个成就！ I did something!
啊！ Aah!
-“我开枪打他了！”-噢！ - 'I shot him!' - Ow!
哦！ Oh!
-哦！哦！哦！哦！-好的，好的。 - Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! - Okay, okay.
-“她开枪打他。”-嘿！够了。 - 'She shot him.' - Hey! Enough.
（Jones）我需要一辆救护车 (Jones) I'm gonna need an ambulance here
在，呃，在，在爱好商店 at the, uh, at the, at the hobby store
在伯纳德路上 here on Bernard way.
[欢快的音乐] [upbeat music]
只要谣言满天飞 There's always rumors going around
人们勾搭起来就相当自然，而且。。。 and it's perfectly natural for people to hook up, and...
我听说我不再是最重要的了，加西亚。。。这很好。 I hear I'm not top dog anymore, Garcia...which is fine. （注： "top dog" 是比喻表达，指的是占据领导地位或最有权威的人）
-我不知道我有--我很好。 - I didn't know I had-- - Fine with me.
我不知道我有狗的名单。 I didn't know I had a list of dogs. （注：呼应前面top dog）
（全部）四、三、二、一。 (all) Four, three, two, one.
-幸福生活！-当然。 - Happy life! - Sure.
我的意思是，谁会想到自杀未遂 I mean, who would have thought that a suicide attempt
实际上可能会对每个人来说都是一件好事？ could actually turn out to be something great for everybody?
[模糊的喋喋不休] [indistinct chatter]
这是有史以来最好的事情。 Best thing that's ever happened.
-最好的事情。-哦，我也是。 - The best thing. - Ohh, me too.
特鲁迪需要再来一杯啤酒。 Trudy needs another beer.
[欢呼] [cheering]
我明白了，我明白了。 I got it. I got it.
小心点。那是镇静剂。 Watch out. That's a depressant.
[大家都笑了] [all laughing]
说真的，我们爱你，亲爱的。 Seriously, seriously, we love you, sweetheart.
我们非常非常爱你。 We love you very, very much.
我爱你们。 And I love you guys.
我只想直截了当地告诉你 And I just want to tell you straight up
那是个误会 it was a misunderstanding
我没有试图自杀。 and I didn't try to kill myself.
好吧，好吧。 Alright, alright.
给高个子的热情人士来一杯高杯冷饮。 Tall, cold one for the tall, hot one.
什么？怎么了？ What? What happened?
你们疯了。 You're mad.
也许我现在就应该tm去自杀。 Maybe I will [bleep] go try and kill myself now then.
你们都对我没有自杀感到失望。 You're all disappointed that I didn't try to kill myself.
哇！ Wow!
这次我会让你们开心的。 I'll make you happy this time.
我tm要去跳海！ I'm gonna go jump in the [bleep] ocean!
草**的，踏马的！ [bleep] you, [bleep] suckers!
草**的 '[bleep] you!'
草**的，好吗？草！ '[bleep] you, okay? [bleep] you.'
草**的！ [bleep] you!
我要去海那边！ I'm going to the ocean!
我错过了什么？ What did I miss?
她找不到去大海的路的。 She can't find her way to the ocean.
她也找不到去她的车在哪。 She can't find her way to her car.
[欢快的音乐] [upbeat music]
[警笛声] [siren wailing]
[欢快的音乐] [upbeat music]
[器乐] [instrumental music]
我要找的不是“活得好”。我找的是。。。 Bon vivant's not what I'm looking for. What's a bon... （注："Bon vivant" 法语，形容一个享受生活、喜欢美食美酒的人。）
-比如一个——“Boner？” - Like a-- - 'Boner?' （注："Boner" 在美式俚语中通常指的是一种尴尬的情况或错误，）
-不-“不，一个好杯子。” - No. - 'No, a good cup.'
-“骨头厨师。” - 'bone chef.'
-Arroz Con Pollo是什么？-我不喜欢那样。 - What's Arroz Con Pollo? - I don't like that. （注：一道源自西班牙的传统菜肴）
Arroz con pollo是“鸡肉配米饭” - Arroz con pollo is-- - 'Chicken with rice.'
你为什么不直接说鸡肉配米饭？ Why didn't you just say chicken with rice?
因为这不是它的名字 Because that's not what it's called
因为它不是在美国发明的，好吗？ because it wasn't invented in America, okay?
它是由西班牙人发明的。 It was invented by the Spanish.
你是说西班牙裔美国人培育了鸡肉吗？ Are you saying that Hispanics developed chicken?
不，先生。他们把这两者放在一起。 No, sir. They put those two together.
法国人发现了鸡。 The French discovered, the French discovered chicken.
-米饭是中国菜是的。” - And rice is Chinese. - 'Yes.'
鸡肉饭。 Rice with chicken.
闭嘴。 Shut with up.
行了吧？ How about it?