What I'd like to do today is get your version
of what happened
Oh, you mean the truth?
Of course
First, just state your name and your occupation
for the record
Egg Shen Bus driver
What kind of bus and where, please?
Oh Tour bus
Bus for tourists
San Francisco, Chinatown
Before we get to the meat of this thing,
do you at the present time
have any knowledge of the whereabouts
of a Mr. Jack Burton or his truck?
Oh, God! Will you leave him alone?
Mr. Shen, please
You could be in a great deal of trouble
Half a city block explodes in a ball of green flame,
and there are people who say you're involved,
that you might be responsible,
that you're a very dangerous man
Now, if you're protecting Jack Burton...
You leave Jack Burton alone!
We are in his debt
He showed great courage
OK
But if I'm going to be your attorney,
there are a few things that I have to know
that still don't make any sense to me
like, uh, you really believe in magic?
You mean Chinese black magic?
Yes
Oh, absolutely
Are you still serious about this?
And, uh, monsters and ghosts as well, I suppose?
Oh, sure And sorcery
And I suppose that you
expect me to believe in sorcery as well?
Of course
Why?
Because it's real
How can I know that, Mr. Shen?
How?
Yes How? Help me out here
Please How?
See?
That was nothing,
but that's how it always begins,
very small
This is Jack Burton in the Pork-Chop Express,
and I'm talking to
whoever's listening out there
Like I told my last wife, I says,
"I never drive faster than I can see,
besides, it's all in the reflexes"
You just listen to the old Pork-Chop Express
and take his advice on a dark and stormy night
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot maniac
taps your favorite head up against a barroom wall
and asks you if you've paid your dues,
remember what old Jack Burton always says at a time like that
"Have you paid your dues, Jack?"
"Yes, sir The check is in the mail"
I'm not saying that I been everywhere
and I done everything,
but I do know
it's a pretty amazing planet we live on,
and a man would have to be some kind of fool
to think we're all alone in this universe
[Horn Honks]
Honk, honk!
[Horn Honks]
[Pig Squealing]
[Speaking Chinese]
You're going even?
I bet even
I know it's odd
All right, even! Another! Come on!
You want one more?
I'll buy some experience
[Speaking Chinese]
No It's odd
It's even You know it
Let's play some fan-tan, buddy boy!
Three!
I knew it!
Heaven and earth What can I tell you?
Ha, ha, ha! Ha, ha, ha!
Did you like that one?
What did he say, Wang? In English
Something about beginner's luck,
but he quits
What is this? It's a brand-new day
The man's still got 100 bucks
I won't complain
I'd have lost my shirt soon
It breaks my heart to do this,
but next time I'm down here,
you'll gang up on poor old Jack
No
Sure
No!
Not next time
Now
I hope this won't get ugly now
I thought what we were here,
racial differences notwithstanding,
was just a couple of old friends, both Californians...
Ah, shit, Wang It's only a game
Nothing or double...
This knife
cuts this bottle in half
Nothing or double
Bullshit
Nothing or double
Why?
I need the money
I got near 1,000 bucks
1,148, Jack
OK
But not that bottle
This bottle
OK
You're out of your mind,
but God bless you!
It's all in the reflexes
It always works at home
Have me over for dinner
In the meantime, pay up, 1,148 bucks times 2
I can't pay
I didn't hear that
I'm just a poor Chinese boy
Yeah? You own a restaurant
That's a hell of a lot more than me
I meant I don't got the money on me
That's what I thought Where's your truck parked?
First, I got to go somewhere
Let's meet at my restaurant in a few hours
Where you got to go?
The airport
Over my dead body
If need be
I'll follow you
You don't trust me?
That reminds me of an old Chinese joke
I'll take you
You were going to follow me
I came to my senses
Who are we picking up?
A girl
Where from?
Peking This is a big day in my life
I should have gone home and gotten 40 winks
I picked up girls from everywhere else, but never from China
She pretty?
I'm going to marry her, Jack
Oh, God!
I've known her since we were kids
I haven't seen her in five years
I worked my fingers till they bled
I saved every nickel to bring her here
I can't eat or think properly without her anymore
She's going to put my life in order
Boy, listen to me Real tough guy, huh?
You sound a little nervous, pal
That's why the bottle didn't slice!
My mind and my spirit
are going north and south
[Announcement In Chinese]
Flight number 26 has just arrived
at gate number seven
Whoa!
Who is that?
She has green eyes That's very rare
How can you tell from here?
Not her She's trouble
Miao Yin!
Beautiful green eyes like creamy jade
Trouble, huh?
Can I ask you a serious question?
Absolutely not
Then, would you consider just jumping right into...
Never with someone in your condition
What's my condition?
Try standing downwind It's Miller time
You know what I say when it's Miller time?
Wait a minute
Hey!
Don't!
Don't what?
Chinatown's Lords of Death street gang
This isn't good What are they doing here?
Your passport
Tara!
Miao Yin!
Excuse me
Miao Yin
Excuse me
Oh!
Let's you and me have a little talk
What? Where'd you get that?
Ahh!
Wait a minute, pal
Ahh!
Get that one!
Jack! Come on, Jack!
[Speaking Chinese]
Where?
Uh, call the cops!
[Tires Screech]
Son of a bitch must pay
All right Why did they steal your girl?
Why isn't Central Park safe anymore?
The world's full of hoodlums!
That American girl back at the airport
seemed to know something was up
She's nuts! She's a lawyer
She's a what?
Aw, come on!
What the hell!
They stay at this clubhouse
To sharpen their knives? Where is it?
Thank you
Good morning, ladies and gentlemen
I am Mr. Egg Shen with his wonderful tour today
Sit back Enjoy yourselves
Long time ago, Chinese men with Gold-Rush fever
flooded into California, what we call
mountain of gold,
leaving behind their wives and children,
working for years
to complete the Transcontinental Railroad,
saving all their pennies,
and then they sent for their families
to help build this beautiful Chinatown
you see outside your window this fine warm day
[Speaking Chinese]
[Horn Honks]
[Speaking Chinese]
Go down that alley
What alley?
Go right now!
Where the hell are we?
Come on, Jack
[Chinese Music Playing]
Excuse me, ma'am
I don't suppose you saw...
No
Keep moving
[Chanting]
Is it a parade?
A funeral Fighting Tong They're Chang Sings
Don't panic, Jack
They're OK They're good guys
Maybe we should try a different alley
Wang these guys, these Sing Dings, they got enemies?
Wing Kong
Holy shit!
These guys are animals, Jack
[Speaking Chinese]
Shit!
Ah!
Ahh!
Ja!
Yo ho!
Aii!
What's happening, Wang?
Chinese standoff
A what?
Don't make a sound
Aahhh!
Aaahhh!
Hiya!
Hiyit!
Dit!
Hhhhh!
Who's that?
[Thunder]
Oohhh!
Daa!
Dooo!
Ooo!
Doooh!
Oooowha!
[Speaking Chinese]
- Howha! - Howha!
[Speaking Chinese]
Hi! Hi!
Yip!
Grrrr!
No questions!
Get out of here!
[Horn Honks]
[Honk]
Eeee!
Jack!
[Horn Honks]
I think it was Lo Pan!
Who?
[Thunder]
Aaahhhh!
Oh!
Aaahhhh!
Don't look, Jack!
I already did! I can't see!
It's OK It's only temporary
Over here!
Bend over
Yeah Yeah
I ran straight through him
How the hell could I run straight through him?
It only appeared that way
Lords of Death, Jack
OK I'm going home Keep your money
Wang Chi, looking for us?
They know your name
That's not good Let's go!
My truck!
Forget it!
The Lords of Death
are controlled by the Wing Kong
Great! Who wiped out
all those yellow turbans up there?
Those guys were winning
[Speaking Chinese]
He says it was the storms, the three storms
What about whatever it was I ran straight through?
Fast!
Lucky us We made it
Where's my truck? I'm out of here
Isn't your truck insured?
Of course
Smart man gets it later
Smart man calls the cops
Cops don't want to get killed
Mutual Fidelity Insurers of Sacramento
There's got to be a listing!
I pay them six Gs a year
China is here, Mr. Burton
The Chang Sing, the Wing Kong,
they've been fighting for centuries
What does that mean... China is here?
I don't even know what that means
All I know is,
this Lo Pan character suddenly appears
in the middle of an alley,
and he just stands there
waiting for me to drive my truck through him!
Jack, please!
- [Thunder] - Hello
Hello
When did this happen?
It didn't, Uncle Chu
Yeah, it did Tall guy, weird clothes
Is this just a switchboard?
Lo Pan appeared on the street?
Why didn't you tell me?
I didn't want to alarm you
It's an accident, not an act of God
Look, what's your name? Mine's Jack Burton
Good afternoon, Mr. Wong
Eddie Lee, meet Jack Burton He's a maitre d'
And a whole lot more
I don't know my policy number
Just look under B-U-R-T-O-N, will you?
Jack Burton?
Yeah? Oh Go ahead
Boy! The guy you always told me about, huh?
Then that was your abandoned truck
Abandoned like hell
Yeah Hello?
Ha, ha, ha! Aw, Christ!
The Lords of Death stole it after you ran away
They stole my truck?
We'll find it for you
You're damn right you will
Money and time are important to me
Your phone is dead
I lost a girl
The Lords of Death were joyriding,
not acting on any orders from the Wing Kong
They wanted a girl Miao Yin was there
That skirmish happened
because Lo Pan ordered the boss of the Chang Sings assassinated
That was his funeral
It was a war
Don't panic It's only me, Gracie Law
Great
Just passing through the neighborhood?
This is my neighborhood
Sure, it was a war
Anybody there went to the hell of being cut to pieces
Hell of what?
Chinese have a lot of hells
Why is Gracie Law here?
She can't get enough of me
You know I'm always poking my nose where it doesn't belong
This mix-up is my fault, sort of
But I heard those punks that jumped me
took the girl they kidnapped
to the White Tigers for a quick sale
Who was she?
My fianc�e
The White Tigers?
If we get there tonight, we can buy her back
A search warrant's too complicated
Hold it I'm feeling like an outsider
You are
Jack, I need more help
I can't pay you today
I need cash for Miao Yin
It's gonna cost She's got green eyes
Oh, no That's an extra to these people
What people?
Look, this Lo Pan I ran over... through
has spirit medium powers
His flesh and his bones are atomized
He becomes a dream
What?
That's an exaggeration
Please, help me, OK? I got a great idea
Relax
I am relaxed
I'd go with you, but those slavers know my face,
and they'd want to push it in
No, they won't
Jack, my destiny rests in your capable hands
I'll try
Trick them
OK
Look stupid
He does
Boy, it sure is raining cats and dogs
The cab driver said... he told me that I could...
Well, that the White Tiger would
Oh Uh, just a minute, please
Excuse me for a second, guys I think I know that car
What's she doing now?
Strange girl
That building The White Tiger
It's creepy Do we have to go in?
I will, if we have to
I'll do anything to get my story
One of our best men is inside now
How are you, ma'am? Henry Swanson's my name,
and excitement's my game
Cash or charge?
Oh, gosh Cash, I guess
It's not deductible, is it?
Ha, ha, ha!
Mrs. O'Toole will take care of your needs
I wish these were in color
I'm in the mood for a girl with green eyes
Price is no object
I like them fresh off the boat
The more exotic, the better
Chinese girls do not come with green eyes
Let's go in
It's only been 10 minutes
Give the guy a chance
How long you been in the US of A?
Three month
Where from?
Hong Kong
What happens? You stay a while,
old girls leave, new girls come in?
Maybe
Take your tie off, please
I know what you mean
My wife gave it to me for Christmas
[Rumbling]
Holy shit!
Wow!
- Aah! - Aah!
Aaah!
Oh! Aah!
No! Uhh!
Green explosions, people flying around?
That was not real
I want to talk to the cops
Where am I?
My office
You sleep in your office?
These guys... I mean, these storms...
What are they, magicians?
Sort of It's hard to explain
Try hard
Here Drink
They'd only take Miao one place
Lo Pan
Yes
The godfather of Little China,
David Lo Pan
The owner of the Wing Kong Import/Export Trading Company,
who's so reclusive no one's seen him in years?
Who are you?
I'm Margo Litzenberger
I'm with...
I've been trying to get somebody, anybody from the press
to listen to me about this
You couldn't have seen Lo Pan
He's hiding He's got enemies...
I'm getting Miao Yin back
[Jack] Who's that?
It's OK, Tara You can go back to sleep
From the airport
Sure I was protecting her civil rights,
making sure she gets a chance
This is just so shocking
I must be monumentally naive
You are
Now we have to grab your fianc�e...
I'm a reasonable guy,
but I've just experienced unreasonable things
Somebody, I don't care who,
tell me what is going on
The truth?
I can take it
We don't know
[Thunder]
I'm going now!
Where? It's pouring out
The Wing Kong exchange
The most dangerous den of madmen in Chinatown?
You can't waltz in there...
Like the wind
I can My mind and spirit are as one
As two I'm coming
I'd go, but...
I know There's a problem with your face
Sit tight
Keep the home fires burning
If we're not back by dawn,
call the president
This is gonna take crackerJack timing, Wang
Total concentration You ready, Jack?
I was born ready
I love working nights!
Don't get up, don't get up
Phone company Boys, where's the minipanel at?
Probably through here, huh?
[Speaking Chinese]
Wang
Good work, Jack I think they actually fell for it
Yeah
Hey
Last time, the problem was caused by squirrels chewing through the wires
Where's that central junction box?
I think it's down there
What does that say?
Hell of boiling oil
You're kidding
Yeah It says keep out
[Speaking Chinese]
We've got to do something
[Speaking Chinese]
Hmm
Goat butts against the edge,
and its horns become entangled
I haven't had the pleasure
Miss Gracie Law, Mr. Egg Shen
Egg's our local authority on Lo Pan
He's helping us out
How? It's been two hours
Let's beat down the door
No We have to gather our strength
Now there's clouds and thunder
The image of difficulty at the beginning
Mmm But finally we shall bring order
out of chaos
Look
Yeah What you got here
is two people dragging a third
Miao Yin
You did that, right?
I guess so I hope so
Jack, check this out
What is this, Chinese or something?
Counting backwards?
Not backwards Downwards
Of course the Chinese mix everything up
Look what they're working with
There's Buddhism, Confucianism,
and Taoist, alchemy and sorcery
We take what we want and leave the rest,
just like your salad bar
But there's one thing
even David Lo Pan must acknowledge
All movement in the universe
is caused by tension between positive and negative furies
When the furies are out of balance
As in Lo Pan, who is cursed
The people turn into immortal demon
An evil existing only to plague the living
Well, then, what you're saying is,
David Lo Pan... what is he, a ghost?
He plays at being a man
A creature of vast, dark, destructive power
We're out this hatch and up the cables
Is that brilliant, or what?
The cable is three stories high and covered with grease
It's real At least we know where we stand
Yeah, in deep shit
What?
What the hell?
Shit!
Did you think they'd let us walk in like the wind?
That was your damn point!
My point was to find Miao Yin
and get your truck back!
I'll buy another one!
There's only one Miao Yin!
Jesus Christ! Where are we?
Hell of the upside-down sinners!
Hiya!
Uh! Uh!
Uh!
Hey, you Come on over here and fight like a man
Oh, shit, Jack
I don't like the looks of this
Where are we, Wang?
You are nowhere!
Oh, boy
Look, we came here to see David Lo Pan
Ah?
David Lo Pan
You have succeeded, Mr. Burton
What, you? I don't get this I thought Lo Pan...
Quiet! You are not on this world to "get it"
Lo Pan is like...
Nothing you can understand
There are many mysteries, many unanswerable questions,
even in a life as short as yours
We should still ask Like, where's my truck?
You are looking for a girl
with green eyes
Yes!
She must be something extraordinary
Oh, I'm not about to waste another 2,000 years
There aren't many Chinese girls with green eyes
There never were
Beggars can't be choosers
I can!
Tell me about Miao Yin, huh?
What province is she from? Hunan?
Her mother, her father?
He must be a holy man
You got a tongue, Dave Ask her yourself
[Speaking Chinese]
[Yelling In Chinese]
Mr. Burton, if you have influence
over your youthful friend,
exert it now!
Otherwise, you will both be brought to the hell
where people are skinned alive!
Are you crazy? Is that your problem?
He means it
My problem is this place
This place is my tomb I'm buried here
A young man, a king, a warrior, is entombed
in this old man's crippled body
And all I need is a woman, Mr. Burton...
a special kind of woman with dragon-green eyes
to make me whole again
so I may rule the universe from beyond this grave
Ching Dai, God of the East
Who, him?
Not me
My demon The god I must appease
in order to regain my heart, my blood
A girl with green eyes to satisfy Ching Dai,
a girl brave enough to embrace the naked blade
I will marry her
Never!
My curse will be lifted!
You'll rule from beyond the grave
Indeed!
Or check into a psycho ward, huh?
Jack, will you...
I'm supposed to buy this shit?
2,000 years, and he can't find one broad
to fit the bill?
There have been others, to be sure
There are always others
You seem to know the difficulties
between men and women,
how seldom it works out
And yet, we all keep trying, like fools
Who are these people? Friends of yours?
This really pisses me off!
Come on, stick around
Where's Miao Yin? In this building?
Safe
Where!
Safer with me than any creature on earth
Go ahead, give us the runaround
But this woman has a deadline,
and her pen is mightier than your sword
No visitors I don't make the policy
Come on, man
Give them a tour What's it gonna hurt?
Ha, ha, ha!
I can help you
You OK, Jack?
Yeah
We're in a room, no windows,
a few skeletons
Where's the light coming from?
The floor
[Speaking Chinese]
With the easing of trade restrictions
[Speaking Chinese]
Next year, we will start importing strange things from Peking
What sort of strange things?
Are we going up or down?
It feels like down
[Coughing]
[Speaking Chinese]
Great
Thank you, Jack
I think we've come up
First we went down, then they brought us up
Two, three-feet thick
Probably welded shut and covered with brick
That's OK
Let's just chew our way out
Lo Pan has plans for us
Which Lo Pan? The basket case on wheels
or the tall roadblock?
They're the same
You know something you're not telling me, Wang
Myths and legends
I don't want to insult you
No, go ahead
Insult me
It's about all sorts of scary things...
An ancient army of the dead,
the spirit city,
and monkey sacrifices
and the first emperor of China,
that mad monarch who federated our seven warring states,
defeated Lo Pan, and imposed upon him
that curse of no flesh in 272 BC
Chinese hear these things when we're kids
Then we grow up
and pretend not to believe them
No horseshit, Wang?
No horseshit, Jack
I don't blame you
I'm Chinese, and I don't even want to believe it
But it's for real... sorcery, Chinese black magic
[Footsteps]
Blindfolds!
You make one move...
Ahh!
Now, let's try that again
Don't make me kill you
Come on! Come on, Jack!
Come on!
How?
Hhhhhhh!
Ohhhh!
Aaah!
Aah!
Uhh!
Great work, Jack
Yeah
We're all inside... me, Gracie, and Margo
Uncle Chu and Egg are outside, ready to go
Here, Jack
Hey, I'll trade you
Which way? Fast, before they wake up
There, I think Down there
Yaah!
No pathetic excuses
I smell the blood of human beings
Find them!
Boil them until their flesh falls off
You heard me!
Empty
Oh, Miao Yin
I need you, Miao Yin
You, whose eyes flash like emerald lightning
Ching Dai
make me flesh again soon
please
Let's go It's clear
- Safety - Oh, yeah
Wang!
Aah!
First time you ever plug somebody?
Of course not
Come on!
Do we want to go up or down?
Up or down?
Up!
All has become
strange
A world so unreal and yet,
at once so frightening
[Gasping, Coughing]
Open up!
Open up or I'll blow his head off!
[Speaking Chinese]
Open! [Speaking Chinese]
And your souls be with his to the hell of the holy dragon
[Coughing]
- You all right? - Yeah
- Margo - Jack!
- Where's Gracie? - On the floor next door
She's like a wildcat How you gonna spring us?
I have no idea
That way maybe!
[Speaking Chinese]
[Jack] Wang, haul ass!
Come on, come on Keep moving!
Margo, jump in!
In there? Are you nuts?
Go!
Aah!
[Yelling In Chinese]
Where's Margo?
I don't know
- Where are we? - Where's Eddie?
Beats me!
Where's Jack? Jack!
Jack
[Gasps]
Oh, Jack!
Hey!
Sorry I'm just thrilled to be alive
Yeah, sure Let's go
It's like some giant garbage disposal
I think it is, sort of
[Mumbles]
Would you stop rubbing your body against mine?
Because I can't concentrate when you do that
Oh! I mean really
Where's Jack?
It's OK Everybody relax
Jack, I know where we are
This is like a central...
- Sewer? - Yeah
Water comes in up there Seawater from the bay
Fills this room, then diverted to different chambers
I bet it's where we first got on that elevator
All right We're almost out of here
From here on, it gets pretty normal...
Offices, storerooms... a nice false front
I count to three I open that door We move out
Everybody got that?
Follow the leader One, two, three
We may be trapped
Hide!
[Speaking In Chinese]
Hide! They only saw me!
We'll fight together Do or die
Ha!
Time to go
The bus is outside in a parking lot
Here's the deal
I run interference You bring up the rear
Can you handle that?
Can you?
All in a night's work
You just reach for the sky
Let's go!
Go! Go!
Aah!
Doing real good, guys
Come on, Jack! Come on!
Let's go! Open the doors!
Let's go! Hurry!
Hurry!
- Aah! - Duck!
We made it
Holy... we made it!
Where's Miao Yin?
Inside
Somewhere inside
Where's Gracie?
Rr rrr rr!
Aargh!
Aah!
Aargh!
Aah!
Rrr rrr!
Ooh! Let me down, you overstuffed monstrosity!
Rr rr rrr!
Let me go!
Aargh!
What does it mean?
Two girls with green eyes?
After all these years
Unchain me! You won't get away with this!
Where's Lo Pan?
Ha, ha, ha!
This one has fire, as well
Listen, I've had it up to here with you maniacs
I want to see that disgusting flesh peddler,
David Lo Pan, in person
He's afraid to see an unarmed girl, one on one?
Where is he?
Ha, ha, ha!
You know what this is?
This is like some radical Alice In Wonderland
That's it
You've probably got a best-seller on your hands
Call the police You're not a one-man army
Cops got better things to do than get killed
Uagh!
Hey, there he is
- Aah! - Aah!
No! These are our friends They're the Chang Sings
Any of them savvy English?
Who's this guy?
Got any guns?
Not against Lo Pan, but here's one for you
Like Dirty Harry
I'll stick with these
You coming, Egg?
It's my destiny
If I don't, you'll never make it out alive
Me, too
Yeah, sure, kid
You can't keep the press out, mister
You're staying here topside with Eddie and Uncle Chu
He's got a crush on you
Like you've got on Gracie?
I just want my truck back
She's not even your type All brains
Come on! Let's go!
Play your cards right, you live to talk about it
Oh, boy
Are you OK?
Are you Miao Yin?
Yes
Miao Yin
W-w-who are you?
Lo Pan
You've come to seek me out
with your green eyes
Yes... No, no, no
Yes
What's going on here?
Is this some kind of...
Magic, the darkest magic
My soul swims in it,
scattered across time,
trapped in the world of formlessness,
until I find her
and marry her
Marry her?
The girl with green eyes
The girl who can tame the burning blade
Miao Yin
or Grace
Lo
Great start It's the other way
Let me hold that
A brave man likes feeling nature on his face
A wise man has sense to get out of the rain
He lives here?
He owns the block He's rich
This place is a dump
To Western eyes This stuff's priceless
Well
all set?
Yeah ready when you are, Egg
[Speaking Chinese]
Where does this go?
Down Lo Pan is there
Down where?
Where is the universe?
Jack, don't be afraid
Afraid? Are you kidding?
Where in the hell are we?
Underneath Chinatown
[Speaking Chinese]
Ayh!
Ut!
Aiah!
Aiugh!
Suy! Suy! Suy! Suy!
Sah! Aioh!
Suy! Suy! Suy! Suy!
Sem!
Suy! Suy! Suy! Suy! Suy!
That is not water
Black blood of the earth
Don't you mean oil?
I mean black blood of the earth
A thousand years ago,
huge earthquakes turned the world upside down
Many normal people were killed
Many unnatural people roamed free
to commit great offenses against the gods
Suy! Suy! Sat!
[Speaking Chinese]
Hai!
[Speaking Chinese]
Aip!
- Augh! - Augh!
Hut!
They have survived the burning blade,
tamed the savage heart
I will marry both women
Prepare them
Hai!
- Hai! - Hai!
[Gurgling]
What is that, huh?
I mean, it sounds like...
Something breathing underwater
Yeah
[Gurgling]
Aargh!
Aah!
You will come out no more
What? Huh?
What will come out no more?
Come on!
Damn it!
Miao Yin?
[Door Opens]
Hey, Wang?
Egg
Hey, Jack, come on!
Oah!
It's OK, Jack Wing Kong's storeroom
Emergency provisions We're inside Lo Pan's domain
Squeak squeak!
Later
We're getting close, real close
Now for some more bad news
This gets worse? Come on!
2,258 years ago,
the first sovereign emperor, Trunje Wong Alijima,
subjugated Lo Pan,
made him of low flesh
Only an evil dream...
Get to the damn point!
To be whole again, he had to find
this certain girl of his prophecy
and marry her to appease the god
To appease the emperor, he had to kill her
Kill her? No!
What are we talking Chinese history for
when we've got to...
We are getting ready to strike the final blow
When we reach Lo Pan
The power in this flask
will be our only hope
against the boldest satyr of the underworld,
the ultimate evil spirit
Oh, yes Only a dream can kill a dream
I've waited for this for a long time
The evil dream will die
[Speaking Chinese]
Wing Kong outside
Were they real?
Yeah Dressed for Lo Pan's wedding
What's in the flask? Magic potion?
Yeah
Do we drink it?
Yeah
I am the past come back to haunt you, Lo Pan
[Speaking Chinese]
My God, no Please! What is that?
Don't tell me
The guardian What it sees, Lo Pan knows
They have returned
This time, they are not alone
Egg Shen is with them
That little sorcerer
has brought them through the bog of the dead trees
Egg Shen
You've come far to find me, but it's too late
There are two girls with green eyes
I'll marry both,
then I'll sacrifice Gracie Law to appease my emperor
and live out my earthly pleasures with Miao Yin
Ha, ha!
That's right, Egg Shen
The best of two worlds
Ha, ha, ha...
Hey, you never know till you try
Let's get out of here
You know what I don't like about this?
Where is everybody?
Preparing for Lo Pan's wedding
Oh!
We shouldn't be in here, not this easily
It's a setup
Lo Pan is about to take his queen
He's too busy to care
So where is he, Egg?
Rrr rrr!
Jack Here
What?
Hollow?
Hollow
Good
Jack!
I know An elevator It only goes down
Look
Hey, all right!
Time for the medicine
Cheers!
Uh, this does what again, exactly?
Huge buzz
Oh!
Good!
See and do things no one else can
Real things?
As real as Lo Pan
What more could I want?
The six-demon bag
Terrific A six-demon bag
What's in it?
Wind, fire, all those things
To the army, navy, and the battles they've won
To America's colors that never run
May liberty's wings never lose a feather
Ah!
[Burp]
Feel pretty good
I mean, I'm not, uh
I'm not scared at all
I just feel I feel kind of invincible
Me, too
I got a very positive attitude about this
Good Me, too
Yeah
Is it getting hot, or is it just me?
Ching Dai
Oh, great Ching Dai, equal with heaven
Come into our presence
and witness this holy matrimony
Miao Yin
And the ultimate evil spirit
And now, my beloved disciples,
the moment of truth
The needle of love
- Yay! - Yay!
If I could shoot that...
No Not until he's married Then he's flesh
Then it's too late
Oh, Ching Dai, you who shake the heavens
and descend from the East
All I ask in order to conquer this universe
is that you grant me flesh and blood
Yes
Guide my hand
as I insert this needle into Miao Yin
Let him complete the ceremony,
then he is ours for certain!
Come, my love
Give it to me
Ahh! Ugh!
It's working
I am mortal! Ha, ha, ha!
Aaguhh!
Look out, guys!
Aah!
- Aah! - Aah!
Aah!
Ha, ha!
Aah!
- Aah! - Aah!
No way
Niyh!
Aah!
Come
Hai!
Come on It won't hurt
Aiyh!
Aah!
Hiah!
Arough!
Yi!
Ah, shit!
Take her
Aagh!
Peasant magic
Ai-ya-a-ah!
You never could beat me, Egg Shen
Arrogh!
Aiya!
Aah!
Uogh!
[Speaking Chinese]
It's Gracie
Are you OK?
We've got to get Lo Pan
Wang!
Come on!
Pull it apart
Come on!
[Speaking Chinese]
Aah!
Rr roror!
Jack!
Where does this go?
Up To Lo Pan's office
It's cooler From there we can
Do you have a gun?
A knife
A knife?
This guy's 12 feet tall!
7 I can handle him I took something
I see things no one else can see
Why are you dressed like that?
L... l... I was getting married
He was marrying both of us just because
uh my eyes are green, too
I guess I mean
Oh, God, is this really happening?
[Elevator Stops]
Look into my eyes
I have suffered so much pain and agony
Look at me!
No! I don't understand
I don't belong to you
You don't You belong to Ching Dai
I must sacrifice you, but I love you and I need you
No!
Take her! Take her!
Master! You are flesh!
I am I am!
It worked! Ching Dai is appeased
[Speaking Chinese]
Now we must satisfy the first emperor
by destroying this!
Not so fast, gentlemen
Is it too much to ask?
Kill him for me!
Too many people have been dropping,
and where's that getting us, huh?
Nowhere Fast
You know what Jack Burton always says
at a time like this?
Who?
Jack Burton Me
[Running Footsteps]
Old Jack always says,
"What the hell?"
Jaaah!
[Clang]
It's a good knife
Good-bye, Mr. Burton
[Thunder]
[Clang]
It's all in the reflexes
Wang
Aah!
Da!
Are you all right?
Yes
Thanks
Wait
Aah! Ah ah ah ah aarh!
A-yah! Hai!
Hhhhhhh!
Aah!
I don't think he's gonna stop!
Aah!
Come on!
Aah!
[Kaboom!]
[Electrical Sparks]
We got a problem
There
Ba-kaaaah!
Aah!
Ya!
Jack! Come on, Jack!
Jump, Jack! Jump!
This whole place is filthy!
Hello! Hello!
How did you get up there?
Wasn't easy
Stand aside
Take it away!
Go!
Hang on to this
Watch out, Wang Chi!
Go for it, Wang!
Come on!
Go!
[Ding Ding Ding]
Hold on to me! Don't let me go!
Do you know where you're going?
Faster, faster! Hurry, Jack!
Come on, Jack! Open it!
There's my truck My truck!
Get in!
Hai-ya!
They took the key!
Use your spare!
But it's underneath the...
[Engine Starts]
What was that?
69 on the Richter scale!
Hang on!
Sorry!
Can't you drive this thing?
Relax!
[Sirens]
Stop! Red light!
[Brakes Squeal]
[Sirens]
Take it easy
OK We made it
Yeah Yeah
Oh, look at that
Doesn't that make you feel good?
Terrific
Light's green You can go
- Yay! - Woo-hoo!
All right!
Come on Another bottle!
Come on!
Hey, hey, hey!
What are you doing, Jack?
I'll be back
Where are you going?
Oh, well, my work's done
Lo Pan is dead,
and the evil spell has been lifted
Years ago, I promised myself a long vacation,
and it's time to collect
Why don't you go to China, visit the motherland?
Well, China's in the heart, Jack
Wherever I go, she's with me
What will you call it?
I don't know
Maybe you could come over to my place later
and help me find a title
Here, Jack
Nothing or triple
Nothing or double
Triple You earned it
You're right I did
Thanks, Wang
Well, last chance I'm a rich man now
Give up the open road, sell my truck, settle down
I couldn't have that on my conscience
It might work if you buy a bigger truck,
one with a cozy little apartment in back
Sounds pretty great,
but sooner or later, I rub everybody the wrong way and...
Well, let me think about it
God, aren't you even going to kiss her?
Nope
See you around, Burton
Never can tell
Bye, Jack
We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn't we, Wang?
No horseshit, Jack
No horseshit
[Thunder]
Listen to the old Pork-Chop Express now
and take his advice on a stormy night
when the lightning's crashing
and the rain's coming down in sheets thick as lead
Remember what Jack Burton does when the earth quakes
and the poison arrows fall from the sky
and the pillars of heaven shake
Jack Burton looks that old storm right square in the eye
and says, "Give me your best shot, pal
I can take it"
Aargh!
Arrough!
(music) You can feel the wind is risin', baby (music)
(music) Now the truth is here (music)
(music) Out of the dark they're comin', baby (music)
(music) All the things you fear (music)
(music) Mmm, we'd better run (music)
(music) Runnin' through the mystic night (music)
(music) Run until they take us away (music)
(music) Take us away (music)
(music) Big trouble (music)
(music) In Little China (music)
(music) You can feel the thunder movin', baby (music)
(music) Like an evil dream (music)
(music) And there's nothin' in the world to save us, baby (music)
(music) Nothing's as it seems (music)
(music) Mmm, we'd better run (music)
(music) Runnin' through the mystic night (music)
(music) Run until they take us away (music)
(music) Take us away (music)
(music) Big trouble (music)
(music) In Little China (music)
(music) We got big trouble (music)
(music) Here in Little China, ah (music)
(music) You can feel the wind is risin', baby (music)
(music) Now the truth is here (music)
(music) Out of the dark they're comin', baby (music)
(music) All the things you fear (music)
(music) Mmm, we'd better run (music)
(music) Runnin' through the mystic night (music)
(music) Run until they take us away (music)
(music) Take us away (music)
(music) Big trouble (music)
(music) In Little China, ah (music)
(music) We better run (music)
(music) Mmm, runnin' through the mystic night (music)
(music) Runnin' through the rollin' fire (music)
(music) Runnin' through the burnin' blade (music)
(music) Runnin' through the crawlin' snakes (music)
(music) Mmm, runnin' through the midnight flame (music)
(music) Run until they take us away (music)
(music) Take us away (music)
(music) Big trouble (music)
(music) In Little China (music)
(music) We got big trouble (music)
(music) In Little China (music)
(music) We got big trouble (music)
(music) In Little China (music)
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