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#我有个梦想# #I have a dream#
#那是一首歌曲# #A song to sing#
#陪我度过一切艰辛# #To help me cope with anything#
#只要为了目标 这一切都值得# #And my destination makes it worth the while#
#给我前进动力 在黑暗中前进# #Pushing through the darkness still another mile#
#我相信有天使# #I believe in angels#
#目光所及之处 都有美好存在# #Something good in everything I see#
#我相信有天使# #I believe in angels#
#当我感到 机会终于来临# #When I know the time is right for me#
#我将迈过溪流 我有个梦想# #I'll cross the stream - I have a dream#
#我有个梦想# #I have a dream#
最高人气
打吃货
闹翻天
一起闹翻天吧 Let's play Botherguts!
最高人气
骑行之路
来啊 Come on!
三 二 一 Three, two, one!
开始 Go!
丢她个面包 Chuck her a bun!
不饿吗 真是第一次呢 Not hungry#! That's a first#!
来啊 Come on!
疼吧 That'd hurt!
太好玩了 Brilliant!
笑死了
贾斯汀喜欢闹翻天
太他妈好玩了 Fucking brilliant, that!
那玩意有时会这样 稍等 That one does that sometimes. Hang on.
这儿有个小按钮 There's a little knob in here somewhere.
差不多算是这里唯一的真东西了 Almost the only real thing in there,
虽然也是从培养皿里长出来的 and even that's grown in a Petri dish.
谢了 Thank you.
我靠 For Christ's sake!
真是扫兴 你个肥猪佬 Way to mood-kill, blubbernaut!
你的影子很好看吗 Cheers for the reflection!
老子前一秒还在享受 One minute I'm in slitsville,
后一秒就看到你这猪脸瞪着我 the next there's a haunted pig gawping at me.
还不如直接让我看战争场面 They may as well have cut to a war crime!
你没扫干净 You missed a bit.
猪佬 Pie ape!
你瞧见了吧 You see that#
真他妈一猪佬 Fucking pie ape!
要不了多久他也会穿上那身香蕉皮了 He'll be in lemon and all before long!
塞尔玛·泰尔丝 Selma Telse.
豪伊·曼德勃罗 Howie Mandelbrot.
玩具士兵 Toy Soldiers.
每个人都在日间八套之一 Each headlines their own content on
有以自己的名字命名的节目 one of your eight daylight streams.
但他们在此处起步 与你一样 But they started here, like you.
为了更光明的未来挥汗洒泪 Putting their back into giving back for a brighter now.
他们跟你一样 履行义务 Each paying their dues like you,
期望称为一个巨星 hoping to become a hot shot.
这表现不是"很好" That wasn't good...
是"精妙绝伦" ...That was beyond incredible!
你决定着胜负 你掌控着他们的命运 You decide the victors, you control their fates,
最高人气 由你决定 you make the call on Hot Shot.
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你能看个够 You are going to see it all.
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你那只手 闲着也是闲着 Hey, what else were you planning to do with that hand#
宝贝 来舔舔我啊 You lick my pussy, baby.
我让你欲火焚身 I turn you on!
你好 我是罗克西 Hi, I'm Roxy, hello.
你好 我是艾薇 Hi, I'm Evie.
没让他签到 Didn't let him sign in.
叫他到22楼去报到 Told him to report to 22 down.
早说了 Told ya!
他的香蕉都累软了 懒鬼 He's gone lemon, the lazy fuck!
你觉得怎么样 What do you think#
有点过了 It's a bit much.
是啊 Yeah.
我的新生活好在哪里 从哪开始说呢 Best thing about my new lifestyle# Where do I start#
我喜欢自己挑衣服 我喜欢金色 I love choosing my own clothes and I love gold.
我觉得这个颜色能代表我的真性情 I feel like it really expresses who I really am
我喜欢在外面到处看看 and I love looking over outside.
有时真是美极了 It's so beautiful sometimes,
我希望大家都能看到 I just wish that everyone could see it.
这一身不错嘛 Nice outfit.
跟你很搭 Suits you.
实话总是很残忍 我猜 这就是实话 Well, honesty is ruthless so I suppose it's just honesty...
残忍的实话 ruthless honesty.
#责备我吧 就算你让我惭愧# #You can blame me,try to shame me#
#我依旧会呵护你 从头到尾# #And still I'll care for you#
#全世界都会认为 这样太累# #The world may think I'm foolish#
#除却你我 谁与谁高山流水# #They can't see you,like I can#
#懂爱之人 都能了解# #Oh~But anyone,who knows what love is#
#个中滋味# #Will understand#
在烘手 Drying my hands.
不错啊 Impressive.
慢慢享受 Have fun...
我是说 在 I mean, on the...
你好 老顾客 Hey, regular user!
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纸屑 抱歉 Detritus. Sorry.
#懂爱之人 都能了解# #Oh~But anyone,who knows what love is#
#个中滋味# #Will understand#
塞尔玛·泰尔丝 Selma Telse.
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#懂爱之人 都能了解# #Oh~But anyone,who knows what love is#
#个中滋味# #Will understand#
拜托 Come on!
等等 有窍门的 Wait. There's a knack to it.
-你会把手指弄掉的 -相信我 - You'll take your fingers off. - Trust me.
真聪明 Smart.
我叫宾·麦德森 Bing Madsen.
宾汉姆的简称 Short for Bingham.
艾比·康 Abi Khan.
艾比·康的简称 Short for Abi Khan.
你是新来的 以前没见过你 You're a new person. I've not seen you.
我上周刚满21岁 I just went 21 last week.
本想去艾尔谷找我姐姐 可惜... I wanted to go to Airedale. My sister's there, but...
不用说 那儿满员了 It's full, apparently.
水果味很正 冒险也值了 Proper fruit. It was worth the risk.
这里最有机的东西 The most natural thing in there's probably
也可能出自培养皿 grown in a Petri dish.
是啊 Yeah.
不过味道不错 Quite good, though.
是该吃得健康些 Yeah. That's the right way round.
如果吃垃圾食品 就得骑车消耗掉 When you get the cheap lardy kind, you end up having to pedal it off.
然后你会需要更多热量 Then you want more sugar.
再加倍骑车消耗掉... Then you're playing catch-up and I've...
我受过这个罪 就是个恶性循环 I've been there. It's a vicious circle.
下个CPT应用不就行了吗 Can't you just use that CPT app#
那是什么 What's that#
认知行为之类的 This cognitive behavioural thing.
能通过催眠矫正不良认知 It realigns your thinking to pick healthy food.
在睡梦中培养你偏好健康食品 Whispers you into it while you sleep.
我回头下个试试 Yeah, I should try that, yeah.
我喜欢你那天唱的歌 I liked your singing the other day.
我只是想出点声 盖住尿尿的声音 I was trying to sing so no-one could hear me pee.
跟塞尔玛没法比 I'm not Selma or anything.
你的声音宛如天籁 You've got a phenomenal voice.
我从没听过那么好听的... It was the most beautiful song...
你...觉得我太夸张了吧 Y... You think I'm being cheesy#
的确是夸张了 All right, I am being cheesy.
但你的歌声真的很美 But it was beautiful, so, you know...
有时候 真相就是美得夸张 Reality's cheesy sometimes.
虽然不常碰见 但 Not often, admittedly, but...
这就是 Now.
算了... Yeah...
谢谢夸奖 Well, thank you.
但我真的只是随便哼哼 It's just noises, though.
哼出了调子而已 Noises in the right order.
别谦虚 你真的很厉害 Don't downplay... you're good.
是歌本身好听 经典老歌 The song's good. It's old.
外婆教给妈妈 妈妈又传给了我 My mum used to sing it and she learnt it from her mum.
就像件传家宝 A hand-me-down.
有没有考虑过上最高人气 You thought of trying out for Hot Shot#
我吗 Me#
有什么问题吗 Why not#
在希望评委面前唱歌 Singing in front of Judge Hope#
那不是要我的命吗 I'd die!
真的 估计到副歌部分我的魂都飞了 Seriously, I'd be halfway to the afterlife come the chorus.
不会的 你会好好的 No, you'd walk it.
首先 会好好的才怪 A, I wouldn't.
其次 我的里程不够 And B... I don't have that clockage.
光入场就要一千二百万 It's, what, 12 mil just to enter#
那得骑多久的车 六个月吗 What kind of bike time is that# Six months#
-但... -我没有闲钱 - Yeah, but... - I'm hand to mouth.
我知道很多人为了那个舞台省吃俭用 I know people save and stuff to get onto that stage
-还有塞尔玛那样的... -但... - and then there's what Selma did. - Yeah, but...
但是 我宁愿不要... But you know, I'd rather not give myself...
入场券我送你 Yeah, but I'll gift it to you.
整整一千二百万 全部送给你 The full 12, I'll gift it.
开什么玩笑 Don't be ridiculous!
不是开玩笑 这是我多出来的 Seriously, I've got it spare.
多出来一千二百万吗 You've got 12 mil spare#
是我哥留给我的 My brother left it me.
他是某个频道的股东吗 Own a channel, does he#
不... No, he...
他过世了 He died.
是...去年过世的 He... He died last year,
于是遗产转到了我名下 so it got transferred to me.
刚好六个月多一点的里程 我都没用 Just over six months' worth, but I've kept it.
为什么不留着自己花呢 Why don't you spend it on you, then#
花在哪 给电子形象买新鞋吗 And buy what# Some new shoes for my doppel to wear#
这个嘛 可以给系统升级 I don't know, upgrade your MOS...
或者屏蔽一季的打吃货 Or get a Fattack season pass#
买个新推出的墙壁伴侣吧 Buy one of those wall buddies.
最新一代的能在门关上后和你谈心 The new ones that talk to you after shutting
帮你解决难题 and solve your problems.
还能像精神导师一样 引导你进入梦乡 They guide your dreams, like gurus.
功能超强的 It's amazing, really, what they can do.
或者给镜子安个插件 A mirror plug-in#
看看我如果变成狼人是什么样 有意思吗 That shows me how I look as a werewolf# What's the point#
-有时候是挺搞笑的 -这些都是虚的 - I know it can be quite funny. - It's all just stuff. It's...
都是虚的 徒有其表的 It's stuff, it's confetti, it's...
而你的才能是实实在在的 You've got something real.
没有比这更值得我花钱的了 What better to spend it on#
你在洗手间听到我哼歌 You heard me singing in a toilet.
这样就真实了吗 Is that real#
比这一整年里的七七八八真实得多 More than anything that's happened all year.
我不能要别人那么多里程 I can't take that kind of clockage off someone.
一千二百万 太多了 It's 12 mils, no way.
满足我的愿望吧 Let me do this.
看着周遭的一切 我只是... I... I look around here, I just...
只是希望有实实在在的事情发生 I just want something real to happen.
就这一次 Just once.
我会搞砸的 I'd mess up.
不会的 即使搞砸了也没关系 You wouldn't. I don't care anyway.
我也一起去 监督你 I'll go with you. I'll be able to force you.
扛也要把你扛进去 I'll force you to go.
明天就去 It's tomorrow.
答应我嘛 Come on!
说"没问题" Say yes.
说"好吧"已经是我的极限了 I'll go as far as to say "OK".
也可以接受 Which proves acceptable.
谢天谢地 Thank God for that.
我要走啦 Walking away now.
呆子 You loon!
习惯就好 I can live with it!
没错 我也想好好搞她一把 Yeah, I'd love to fucking ruin that and all.
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玩笑开大了 A flippin' joke...
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真不敢相信我真要这么做了 Can't believe I'm doing this.
我要这么做 I am doing this.
我做不到 I can't be doing this.
能退掉吗 Can you trade it back#
门票 The ticket#
别瞎想了 Don't be mad.
你让我压力很大你知道吗 It's a lot of pressure to put someone under, you know.
我不是不感谢你 别误会 就是 I mean I'm grateful, don't think I'm not grateful. But it's, it's just...
你语无伦次了 You're babbling.
我语无伦次了 I'm babbling.
这个是我给你折的 I made you this.
从来都留不过一天 You never get to keep them more than a day,
不过还是给你 but there it is, anyway.
可以叠平 It folds flat.
就能藏在裤腰里了 So you can keep them in your waistband.
谢谢 Thank you.
就算是 It's, you know...
一点心意 something.
请面向屏幕 Face the screen, please.
他是你的亲友团吗 Is he your Friends And Family allocation#
是的 Yeah.
请把手伸过来 Hand, please.
这个不是永久的吧 That's not permanent, is it#
不是 最多两个月就掉了 No. Two months max.
绕到右边 穿过扫描仪 Round to the right, and through the scanner.
然后往哪走 Where do we go now#
原地等着 You wait here.
多久 How long#
接下来干什么 So, what do we do#
不知道 I don't know.
-喂 喂 -滚开 - Hey, hey, hey. - Fuck off.
深色头发的那个 One with the dark hair#
懂了 懂了 漂亮的那个 Yeah, yeah, yeah. The pretty one.
好的 闪开 Yup. OK. Move.
他们让你去预演了 They want to preview you.
-什么 -预演 来吧 - What# - Preview. Come on.
-他是陪我来的 -手 - He's with me. - Hand#
手给我看一下 Show me your hand.
好 你也来 OK. You, too.
这不公平 她才刚来 不公平 That's not fair. She's new. That's not fair.
顺序不是我定的 I don't pick the order.
我都等了一周了 她才刚进来 I've waited here all week, and she's just walked in.
每个人都会上台的 Everyone will get seen eventually.
顺序不是我定的 I don't pick the order.
我唱歌很好听 But I'm a good singer.
我会唱歌 唱得很好听 I can sing. I'm a good singer, I am.
-让开 -不公平 - Stand aside. - It's not fair!
不公平 It's not fair!
-下一组 -站在这 - Next lot. - Stand there.
你想成为塞尔玛一样的巨星吗 Would you like to be as big as Selma one day#
是的 我是说 Yeah, I mean...
请你用 Could you say that
一句完整的话对着镜头再说一遍 as a self-contained sentence into that screen#
我猜我想成为塞尔玛一样的巨星 I guess I'd like to be as big as Selma one day.
好了 去舞台吧 OK. Proceed to stage area.
结束了吗 Are we done#
-都要表演吗 -就她一个 - Both performing# - Just her.
-好的 你表演什么呢 -唱歌 - Okay... and what are you# - Singer.
-静心水 -不用 谢谢 - Cuppliance# - No, thanks.
没得选哦 谢谢 每位选手都必须喝 A-ha. Yes, thanks! It's compulsory for all contestants.
更重要的是 它能防止你紧张得吐出来 More to the point, it'll stop you puking with nerves.
她还得演出呢 She's got to perform.
听着 喝一点 没事的 Look, just sip it, you'll be fine.
开始会有一点晕 会过去的 Just a touch of light foam. It'll pass.
好好享受吧 Make the most of it.
别的地方你可弄不到这东西 You can't get this stuff anywhere else.
-你还好吗 -还好 - You OK# - Yeah.
还好吗 You OK#
还好 就是 Yeah. Just...
我也说不清 有点晕乎乎的 不过还好 I don't know. Things are just wider apart. I'm fine.
-真的吗 -没错 不要紧的 - Really# - Yeah, I'm fine.
好了 上场 Right. You're on.
请站近一点 A little closer, please.
再近一点 Little closer.
站到灯光下 亲爱的 Into the light, love.
-你叫什么名字 -艾比·康 - And who're we looking at here# - Abi Khan.
艾比 你今天要给我们表演什么呢 What are you going to do for us today, Abi#
我要唱歌 I'm going to sing.
大点声 亲爱的 You speak up, love.
我们又不会咬你 We don't bite.
我要唱歌 I'm going to sing.
你介意把上衣掀起来给我看看吗 Hey, would you mind lifting up your top for me#
可以脱掉上衣吗 Can you take off your top#
我想看看你的波 I want to check out those titties.
快点 时光不等人啊 Come on. Mucho feranto.
没有波看吗 No titties#
她说她要唱歌 She says she's here to sing.
我还是很想看波 I got to see those titties, though.
来嘛 姑娘 Come on, girl.
我是说 靠 I mean, damn!
你真漂亮 You hot.
麻烦开始唱吧 Please, just sing for us.
#责备我吧 就算你让我惭愧# #You can blame me, try to shame me#
#我依旧会呵护你 从头到尾# #And I will still care for you#
#去闯荡吧 就算你让我疲惫# #You can run around, even put me down#
#我仍然会支持你 看你高飞# #Still I will be there for you#
#全世界都会认为 这样太累# #The world may think I'm foolish#
#除却你我 谁与谁高山流水# #They can't see you like I can#
#懂爱之人 都能了解# #Oh but anyone who knows what love is#
#个中滋味# #Will understand#
#可怜我吧# #I just feel so sorry#
#看看谁更加可悲# #For the one who pity me#
#他们不懂# #Cos they just don't know#
#不会懂爱与喜乐 弥足珍贵# #Oh they don't know what happiness and love can be#
#而我知道 真的知道# #I know I know to ever let you go#
#放手会让我心如刀割# #Oh is more than I could ever stand#
#懂爱之人 都能了解# #Oh but anyone who knows what love is
#个中滋味# #Will understand#
行了 我必须打断你了 OK. I'm going to stop you there.
这... That was...
毫无疑问... without a doubt...
或许是这一季最美的演唱 probably the best piece of singing we've had this season.
好样的 Yes! Well done!
的确如此 Fair play.
但我不得不说 But I have to say...
停 停 我想说 No. No, no. I have to say,
其实 我很同意拉夫的观点 actually, I'm with Rafe on this one.
虽然你的声音挺好 的确不错 Good though your voice is... and it is good.
但却不是世上最美妙的声音 It's not the most magical sound in the world.
只能算是...不错 It's just... good.
我觉得不是所有人都会被你的歌声迷住 I don't think anyone's really hearing it.
至少男观众们肯定不是 Certainly not the guys in the audience.
你的脸蛋盖过了你的才华 These looks you got going on kind of get in the way.
男人想得到你 女人会恨死你 Men will want you. Women will hate you.
你在台上的每分每秒 All the time you're on stage,
男人都会充满幻想 couldn't help picturing you
有关色情的幻想 in an erotic scenario,
会被你搞得性致勃勃 我说的是实话 getting pretty turned on, if I'm honest.
好吧 Right.
你看起来这么纯美 You've got this pure beauty
这才是你的制胜法宝 what seems to be a knockout figure.
而你这种纯真 And this sort of interesting innocence going on.
我觉得正是拉夫的色情台 That's something I think Rafe's erotica channels
最擅长发挥的 could really play with.
没错 我第一眼见到你 Absolutely. That's what I thought
就是这么想的 the moment I saw you.
第一眼 The moment.
我会看的 应该没有哪个男的不想看 I'd watch. I don't know a man here who wouldn't.
说实话 一些女人也会看的 To be honest, some of us girls might join you.
放开我 Get off me!
别 艾比 Don't! Abi!
不 艾比 No! Abi! Abi!
这不是我... I don't think that's quite...
你以后再也不用蹬车了 哪怕一分钟 You will never have to pedal again. Not one minute.
我们可以让你走向成功 We could really work with you.
上一季来的全是歌手 没完没了 Last year we had singers, singers, singers.
太多歌手了 So many singers.
-所以 想当歌手必须非常出众 -没错 - So, to be a singer you have to be truly exceptional. - Yeah.
中等偏上的水平 是无法容身的 There's just no slots left for an above average singer.
至少下几季不可能 仁慈你说呢 Not for the next few years, at least. Charity#
不可能 歌手已经饱和了 No. Saturation point, singer-wise.
这季一刚开始我们就说过 Listen. We said, right from the start.
我们要来点新花样 We'll go with something different this season.
所以我们请了他来评审席 That's why he's on the panel!
她在我们频道会成为巨星 She would be a star on our stream.
巨星啊 A star.
在他那就... On his...
顶多是个摆设 You're furniture, at best.
别在乎羞耻 别在乎别人怎么说 Forget about all the shame, and all that ppht-ppht-tew.
这些我们都可以应付 We medicate against that.
你会永远快乐 You will have pleasure forever.
宝贝 现实就是 要么选这个 Realistically, sweetheart, it is that,
要么回去骑车 or the bike.
我不想... I don't, I don't think...
听着 这样我就不高兴了 Ok, you know, this is starting to annoy me.
我问你 是谁在为这聚光灯提供能源 Who do you think is powering that spotlight#
成千上万的人 是他们 Millions of people. That's who.
所有在看这节目的人 All of them, out there, right now.
他们老老实实地骑车 Putting in an honest day on the bike,
而你却站在他们赐予你的灯光下 犹豫不决 while you stand in the light they're generating and dither.
你知道吗 You know what#
他们愿意付出所有 They would give anything,
不顾一切 只为站在这台上 do anything to be where you are now.
不对吗 Am I right#!
你想对这个机会嗤之以鼻 好像这一文不值 You want to cock a snook at all that, as though it's nothing.
好像他们也一文不值 As though they're nothing.
这让我恶心 And that makes me sick.
但是 其实吧 But, you know what#
或许你真的就注定该骑车 Maybe you do belong on the bike.
因为你根本就不想从车上下来 Because you don't seem to be very willing to step off it.
我想 I do want to.
想好了吗 Do we have a decision#
同意 同意 同意 同意 Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
好吧 I suppose.
太爽了 Go on!
太牛了 Well done!
第三章 完
第四章
静心水
我的新生活最好之处在于 Best thing about my new lifestyle...
能遇到很多帅哥 I get to meet lots of hot guys.
魅影待我很好 Wraith treats me well.
他妈的 For Christ's sake!
我给了钱的 I pay for this!
给...了...钱...的 I... pay... for... this!
我没命地骑..而你...我操 I pump my arse off, and you... Fuck you!
到处走吧 肥猪 Yeah, keep waddling, pig tits.
找到你的猪圈 然后滚蛋吧 Find your horizon and fuck off over it!
这是我的梦想 It's a dream.
我能住在... I get to live...
一个... in a...
漂亮的地方 beautiful place.
还要... And...
穿的全是... wear lots of...
漂亮衣服 beautiful things.
一切恍然如梦 It's a dream.
余额不足 Insufficient funds.
余额不足
来自魅影宝贝 From Wraith Babes...
来吧 小妞 C'mon, girl...
魅影宝贝真人秀特别节目 ...A Wraith Babes reality special.
我猜我想成为塞尔玛一样的巨星 I guess I'd like to be as big as Selma one day.
万众瞩目之下 Millions watched her
她走上最高人气的舞台 glide through the Hot Shot curtain of dreams
倾情高歌 to sing her heart out.
你猜中了开头 却猜不中结局 What happened next shocked them all.
我们可以让你走向成功 We could really work with you.
想好了吗 Do we have a decision#
来看她令人惊艳的桃色处女秀 Now, watch her stunning erotic debut...
不 不 不 不 不要 No, no, no, no, no...
瞧瞧 谁在这呀 So, who do we have here#
我是艾比 I'm Abi.
自从你上了最高人气 You were at Hot Shot.
便让人朝思暮想 You were real impressive.
继续观看 Resume viewing!
-不看 -继续观看 - No! No! - Resume viewing!
继续观看 Resume viewing!
继续观看 继续观看 Resume viewing! Resume viewing!
继续观看 Resume viewing!
看看你 Look at you.
肤若凝脂 光洁如玉 All clean and shiny.
广告时间出口禁用 Portal disabled during commercial.
精彩纷呈 高潮迭起 You'll see everything.
准备大饱眼福吧 You'll see it all!
张嘴 Open your mouth.
张大点 吸进去 Open... take it in...
吸进去 很好 take it in... yeah...
不 不 不 不 No! No! No! No!
第四章 完
第五章
辣妹也有失意时... The hottest girls in the nasty situations...
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借过 请让一让 Could you stand aside, please#
走吧 我们去预演 OK. We're going to preview.
到后面来 请走在我前面 Come up into the back, in front of me, please.
你搞错了吧 Are you messing#
你说哪种 A what-nic one#
有色人种 An eth-nic one!
有了 On it.
我们预演一下好吗 We're going to preview, all right#
跟我去后台吧 Want to follow me in the back#
你就是个贱人 You're a prick!
下一个 Next lot.
站在这 Stand there!
什么项目 魔术师吗 So what are you, a magician#
表演家 An entertainer.
请你用一句完整的话对着镜头再说一遍 Could you say that down the screen as a self-contained sentence#
宾汉姆·麦德森 6-324区
我是一个表演家 I'm an entertainer.
上台前 得喝一盒静心水 Before you go on, you need to drink a Cuppliance.
-刚才让我喝过了 -是吗 那好 - They give me one back there. - Really# OK.
如此一来 你可以... Well, in that case, you are good to...
走了 go.
叫什么 Who are you#
宾·麦德森 Bing Madsen.
你要向我们展示什么才艺 What are you planning to do for us#
我靠 What the fuck#!
一种秀 A sort of performance.
一种秀 A sort of performance#
是的 Yes.
神秘莫测的男人 Man of mystery!
那我们拭目以待吧 I suppose we'd better see it.
好 Ok.
傻逼 Knob'ead!
你算什么鸟 Fucking cock!
站住别动 我认真的 这可是大动脉 Stop there or I'll do it. This is a main artery.
再走一步就是逼我去死 Keep walking, you kill me.
在我说完之前谁也别来拦我 No one stops me till I've said my piece.
之后随你们处置 Then you can do what you like.
你他妈倒是死死看 Man, just fucking kill yourself.
在老子面前撒野 老子发誓会把你揍活 Get heavy on me, I swear to God, I kick your ass back to life,
再亲手剁了你这颗猪头 just so I could cut your goddamn head off.
动手吧 Go on!
我们不妨就让他说吧 I think we should let him speak.
说吧 说吧 说吧 说吧 说吧 Speak! Speak! Speak! Speak! Speak!
那我们就姑且一听了 Let's hear what he has to say.
行了吧 Well#
说啊 Come on.
如你所愿 我们洗耳恭听 Got our attention, as requested.
你想说什么 What do you want to say#
你准备了一个演讲 是吧 Have you prepared a speech, is that it#
说啊 Speak!
我没准备什么演讲 一个字都没准备 I haven't got a speech. I didn't plan words.
也没想过要准备... I didn't even try to...
我只知道我必须到这里来 I just knew I had to get here,
站到台上 让你们听好了 to stand here, and I wanted you to listen.
用心听 而不是像你们一贯那样 To really listen, not just pull a face like you're listening,
神色正经 假装在听 like you do the rest of the time.
假装你们是真情流露而不是虚情假意 A face that you're feeling instead of processing.
你们戴着面具 在舞台上装腔作势 You pull a face, and poke it towards the stage,
而我们竭尽所能 and we lah-di-dah
唱歌跳舞 满地打滚 we sing and dance and tumble around.
在你们眼中我们都不是人 And all you see up here, it's not people,
在你们眼中我们都是傀儡 不是人 you don't see people up here, it's all fodder.
傀儡越虚伪 越能得你们欢心 And the faker the fodder, the more you love it,
因为虚伪才是需求 才对胃口 because fake fodder's the only thing that works any more.
我们只能接受这个 当然 还有别的 Fake fodder is all that we can stomach. Actually, not quite all.
皮肉之苦 恶语相向 大家喜闻乐见 Real pain, real viciousness, that we can take.
看到肥佬被吊在杆子上 Yeah, stick a fat man up a pole.
我们可以笑出眼泪 也觉得理所当然 We laugh ourselves feral, because we've earned the right,
我们辛苦骑车 而这个废物却偷懒养肥 we've done cell time and he's slacking, the scum,
所以一万个呵呵送给他 so ha-ha-ha at him!
我们脑中除了绝望别无其他 Because we're so out of our minds with desperation,
我们无所适从 we don't know any better.
除了看傀儡选手作秀 就是买狗屎商品解闷 All we know is fake fodder and buying shit.
我们与人沟通 That's how we speak to each other,
自我表达的方式 how we express ourselves,
就是买狗屎 is buying shit.
还有什么梦想呢 What, I have a dream#
我们的梦想就是给电子形象买个新应用 The peak of our dreams is a new app for our Dopple,
那玩意都不存在 it doesn't exist!
根本什么都不是 It's not even there!
我们买的都是根本不存在的狗屎 We buy shit that's not even there.
你们给不了我们真实又美丽的东西 Show us something real and free and beautiful. You couldn't.
对吧 那会摧毁我们 Yeah# It'd break us.
我们的感官早已麻木 We're too numb for it.
我很可能被真相呛死 I might as well choke.
我们受不了真正美好的东西 It's only so much wonder we can bear.
无论你们发现多么美好的事物 When you find any wonder whatsoever,
都要将其撕碎 碎成一小块一小块的 you dole it out in meagre portions.
然后经过夸大 经过包装 Only then until it's augmented, and packaged,
经过无数次机械化的过滤 and pumped through 10,000 preassigned filters
直到一切都变成毫无意义的噱头 till it's nothing more than a meaningless series of lights,
而我们则日复一日地蹬车 去往何处 while we ride day in day out, going where#
为了什么 Powering what#
只为给那些大大小小的 All tiny cells and tiny screens and bigger cells
格子间和屏幕供电 and bigger screens and fuck you!
去你妈的 归根结底就是这样 去你妈的 Fuck you, that's what it boils down to. Fuck you!
你们他妈的坐在这里 让事情越变越糟 Fuck you for sitting there and slowly making things worse.
去你妈的聚光灯 去你妈的伪善脸 Fuck you and your spotlight and your sanctimonious faces.
我这辈子第一次拥有真实的感受 Fuck you all for taking the one thing
而你们这帮王八蛋又给夺走了 去你妈的 I've came close to anything real but anything.
你们就知道吸血 就知道压榨和嘲弄 For oozing around it and crushing it into a bone, into a joke.
只是给这个笑柄大国多加了一个笑柄 One more ugly joke in a kingdom of millions.
而这都是你们造成的 Fuck you for happening.
我代表我自己 代表我们 代表所有人 Fuck you for me, for us, for everyone.
去你妈的 Fuck you!
刚才那是 毫无疑问 That was, without a doubt,
自节目开播以来 我在这个舞台上见到的 the most heartfelt thing I've seen on this stage
最发自肺腑的表演 since Hot Shot began!
太棒了 Brilliant!
你 You...
你的表达清晰有力 you're so articulating something we all,
我想演播厅里的每一个人 and I mean everyone in this hall,
都赞成你的观点 something we all agree on.
尽管我们也许没有完全理解 Even though we may not comprehend all of it.
我还是要说我们的确感受到了 I think I'm right in saying we do feel it.
我也一样 Even me.
我知道在你眼里我是个坏人 I know you've got me down as this creature.
不过你听着 You know, hey...
我了解你的立场 I get where you're coming from.
-我喜欢你的表演 -这不是表演 - I like your stuff. - It's not stuff.
这是真相 对吧 It's truth. Am I right#
虽然只是你眼中的真相 但那也算是真相 Your truth, admittedly, but truth nonetheless.
你是对的 And you're right.
我们的生活的确缺少真实性 Authenticity is in woefully short supply.
我很想再听到你的演说 I'd like to hear you talk again.
怎么做 How so#
我可以给你开一档节目 The slot on one of my streams
你可以继续用这种风格演说 where you can talk just like that.
我一定会看 这真是充满了激情 I'd watch it. It was such great passion.
他说的没错 你在那一定能火 伙计 He's a'right. You're a little hot there, bud.
抹脖子这招玩得漂亮 That throat cutting thing# Neat gimmick.
你觉得怎么样 What do you say#
时长半小时 每周两次 30 minutes twice a week#
同意 同意 同意 同意 Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
快同意 你个混账 Go on, you bastard.
总比蹬车强 Beats the bike.
那是当然 Certainly does.
我们请来了奥利弗 We have with us Oliver.
奥利弗6个月前还是清洁工 Oliver was biking cleaner 6 months ago
但他不停地吃 一直吃到108公斤 but he ate and ate till he hit 17 stone
他今天来挑战闹翻天啦 and he's here today to try and beat us on Botherguts!
继续吃啊 Keep going.
好了 别唱了 OK, I'm going to stop you there.
实在是糟透了 That was achingly terrible.
你还不如一块抹布招人喜欢呢 You have the magnetism of a towel.
我都不想再看到你 I don't ever want to look at you again.
我也同意 很抱歉 亲爱的 I have to agree. I'm so sorry, love.
你给人的第一印象除了令人生厌 You came across as fundamentally unlikeable
就是一无是处 and really quite worthless.
说得对 Right.
就算你下面装满了蜜 You could fill that pussy with honey
我也不愿意操你 and I still wouldn't fuck it.
我是个好歌手 我会唱歌 真的 I'm a good singer. I can sing, yeah.
这是我命中注定的 Cos this is my destiny
我能唱 操 and I can sing, fu...!
你喜欢这个对吧 艾比 Like that, don't you, Abi#
说出来 Say it.
是的 Yeah.
仅上周就推出了一万五千套新的电子装扮 15,000 new dopple wardrobe options launched last week alone.
这就是说 在你变成死鬼之前 It effectively translates as 15,000 new ways to kill time
宾的玻璃片
又多了一万五千种浪费生命的手段 in your cell before you explore an afterlife
况且 根本没有鬼 which doesn't exist anyway.
运气好的话 它会让你忘掉蹬车的伤痛 With any luck, it'll take your mind off those saddle sores#
知道我为什么 You know the only thing
还没有把自己的脖子划开吗 stopping me from slashing myself open right now#
我怕自己不会立刻断气 I might not die right away.
在我弥留之际 他们会想办法 And before I went, they'd find a way
向半死不活的我索取两万里程 to charge my twitching half-dead cadaver,
作为玻璃清理的费用 20,000 merits for swabbing the walls clean.
-说得对 -总之 - Yeah. - Anyway,
活下去吧 hang on in there
如果你别无选择 if you must.
他们说 我们都是在一起的 We're all in this together they say.
对 没错 Yeah, right.
永别了 Farewell forever.
下周同一时间再见 Till the same time next week.
已离线 Stream off-line.