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翻译 冰岛豆腐 Serrino
校对 苏葵
时间轴 没有影子
后期 水煮鱼
总监 苏葵
现 世 末 日
第一季 第八集
如果我们想和其他人上床 If we wanna be with another person,
我们可以一起 we can do it together.
《现世末日》前情提要 Previously on Now Apocalypse...
看看那男的手臂 Check out that dude's arms!
那家伙好壮 Dude is swole!
你采采野花也没关系 Don't be afraid to get your hands a little dirty.
你真是个坏男孩 You've been a bad boy.
这个性虐恋的事算是阴差阳错开始的 The whole S&M thing kinda started as an accident,
但然后发现了一些我们真实的内在 but then it tapped into something real.
我发现我很喜欢当施虐者 I'm realizing that I really enjoy being a Dom.
-是艾萨克 -你刚认识的那人吗 - It's Isaac. - Oh, is that the new guy?
明天 我们会很庆幸我们没有操之过急 Tomorrow, we're gonna be so glad that we waited.
去他妈的明天 Fuck tomorrow.
我靠 Oh... shhh--Shit!
你准备好迎接你的惊喜了吗 Are you ready for your surprise?
早准备好了 So ready.
跟我来 Come with me.
你今晚特别帅 You look very handsome tonight.
你看着像一个 Oh... You look like a...
梦境 dream.
谢谢 Thanks.
暂时就说到这儿 But that's enough talking for now.
闭上眼睛 Close your eyes.
好 Ok...
你准备好度过你永生难忘的一夜了吗 Are you prepared for a night you will never forget?
好了 All right.
我们到了 Here we are.
好 Ok...
我无法呼吸了 Can't breathe.
那是什么 What was that?
你要带我去哪 Where are you taking me?
你能放松吗 Would you relax?
很快你就会知道了 You'll find out soon enough.
我得说 小卡 这让我有点紧张 I've gotta say, Car. This is making me a little nervous.
是啊 哥们 要的就是这效果 Yeah, bro. That's the point.
你感觉像鲨鱼 You feel like a shark.
我嘞个 Holy fuckin'...
-你想做什么 -一切 - So, what do you wanna do? - Everything.
你是攻还是受还是 Are you a top or a bottom or...?
是的 Yes.
你有... Do you have, like, a--
你有偏好吗 Do you have, like, a preference?
我想和你做一切 I wanna do everything with you.
酷 Cool.
泰斯 这是我男友福特 Tyce, this is my boyfriend, Ford.
嘿 福特 Hey, Ford.
亲爱的 你不记得昨晚派对上的泰斯了吗 Darling, don't you remember Tyce from the party the other night?
你要像个被责备的小孩逗留在门口 Are you gonna linger in the doorway like a reproached child,
还是要加入我们 or are you gonna join us?
这是什么 What is this?
别跟我说你从没去过BDSM Well, don't tell me you've never been in the medical room
地牢里的医务室 of a BDSM dungeon before.
现在 Now...
你要做个好男孩 乖乖听话吗 Are you gonna be a good little boy and behave?
是的 妈咪 我会听话 Yes, mommy. I'll behave.
很好 Good.
躺下 Now lay down.
好紧 好紧 It's tight, it's tight!
宝贝 你最不需要担心的就是这个 Oh, baby, that's the least of your worries.
你... You...
让妈咪... have made mommy...
很生气 real angry.
作为惩罚 And, as punishment,
我要榨干你全部生命力 I'm gonna milk every last drop of your life force.
你觉得怎么样 How do you like the sound of that?
我喜欢 Oh, I love it.
妈咪 我很喜欢 Oh, mommy. I love it.
妈咪 我很喜欢 Mmm, mommy, I love it.
我喜欢 I love it?
怎么了 What?
我们能用套子吗 Is it OK if we use a condom?
当然 Sure.
我吃了阻断药 不过随你便 I'm on PrEP but whatever you want.
我只是 我没有医保 I just--uh, yeah, I just don't have, uh, health insurance,
所以我买不起 so I-I can't afford it.
-你是说阻断药吗 -嗯 - PrEP, you mean? - Yeah.
你没有参加公共医疗补助吗 你多半够格 Aren't you on Medicaid? You probably qualify.
如果你有公共医疗补助阻断药就是免费的 PrEP is free if you're on Medicaid.
真的吗 Really?
你太可爱了 You're fuckin' adorable.
希芙跟我说你是编剧 So, Sev tells me you're a screenwriter.
我也是 Me, too.
你们俩是怎么认识的 So, how do you two know each other?
你暗示你对泰斯有性趣 I introduced myself to Tyce at the party
于是我在派对上向泰斯介绍了自己 after you indicated that you were sexually interested in him.
什么 我 What? I--
我没有 我没有 哥们 I, I didn't--no, I didn't, dude...
福特 Ford...
我从没跟你说过这个 I've never told you this before,
但我在生活里一直有两个梦想 but I've always had two great dreams in life.
第一个是成为天体生物物理学理论家 The first was to become an astro-biological theorist,
多亏在小学跳了三级 which, thanks to skipping 3 grades in primary school,
我在23岁时就做到了 I accomplished at the age of 23.
我第二个目标 And my second goal...
不幸的是 相对来说很难实现 Unfortunately, it has proved far more difficult to achieve.
但我希望 I'm hoping, however,
今晚会有所改变 that will all change tonight.
那个梦想 And that dream...
就是 is to be...
叉烤式做爱[前吸屌后被操] spit-roasted.
老兄 你在对我做什么 Oh, bro, what are you doing to me?
你喜欢 对吗 You like that, don't you?
是的 我喜欢死了 Ah, fuck, yes. I love it.
天啊 你真拿手 Oh, my God, you're so good at that.
就像你师从过天主教神父一样 It's like you were trained by Catholic priests!
天啊 操 Oh, my God. Oh, fuck!
操 我要射了 Oh, fuck, I'm close.
天 我要射了 我要射了 Oh, my God. I'm close, I'm close.
-我要射了 -好 - I'm close! Ah! - OK.
-够了 -卡莉 卡莉 - That's enough of that. - Oh, Carly, Carly,
-小卡 小卡 -别走开 - Car, Car, Car-- - Mm. Now don't go anywhere.
等等 我被绑着还能去哪 Wait. Where the fuck am I going?
那是用来干什么的 Uh, what the hell is that for?
这叫做 It's called...
色情水刑 'sensual waterboarding'.
操 Fuck! Aah!
这有什么色情的 What's sensual about it?
手淫 The handjob.
不要 不要 OK, fuck no. Fuck, no.
-好了 淡定 -不要 - OK, OK, all right. Calm down. - Fuck no.
别这么怂 Hey, stop being such a wuss.
这很安全 我在毛片里看过一次 This is totally safe. I saw it in a porno once.
你都看的什么毛片啊 What kind of porn are you watching?
听着 Hmm. Look,
相信我 好吗 just trust me, OK?
显然 死亡的错觉会让你的高潮 Apparently, the illusion of death makes your orgasm,
强烈十倍 like, 10 times more intense.
如果你真不喜欢 你可以使用安全词 And if you really don't like it, you can use a safe word.
安全词是什么 W-W-What, what's the safe word?
不知道 随便什么都行 I don't know. Something random.
你最不可能把性与之联系起来的是什么 What is something that you would never associate with sex?
孩子 Children?
就"触发"怎么样 How about we just go with 'triggered'?
操 好吧 只是别 Fuck, OK, OK. Just--just don't, like,
不小心杀死我什么的 accidentally kill me or something.
别担心 Don't worry.
妈咪会好好照顾你的 Mommy will take good care of you.
宝贝喜欢 对吗 Baby likes that, don't you?
瞧瞧 你个小变态 Oh, look at that, you little pervert.
你喜欢 对吗 You like that, don't you?
-操 -大声点 你个受虐狂 - Ah, fuck! - Hey! Speak up, you little masochist!
是的 女主人 Yes, mistress!
-告诉我你喜欢 -我喜欢 - Tell me you like it. - Ah, I love it!
-说出来 -操 我喜欢 - Say it! - Ah, fuck! I love it.
-告诉我你有多喜欢 -我喜欢 - Tell me how much you love it! - I love it!
我喜欢 I love it! Ah!
别射 Don't come!
别射 Don't come.
如果你射了 If you come,
我就杀了你 I will fucking kill you.
我的天 Oh, my God!
操 Ah fuck!
天啊 姐们 Oh, my God, bro.
你什么毛病 What is wrong with you?
你疯了 You are insane.
我不知道 I don't know.
我没有设定自己 I didn't program myself.
等等 等等 小卡 Wait. Wait, wait, Car...
我呢 What about me?
你怎么了 What about you?
卡莉 我要射 Carly, I need to come, like,
强烈想射 really, really badly.
就像火山要喷发一样 It's like a Vesuvius situation here.
我们接下来该试什么 What should we try next?
那个 Uh, ooh, ooh, ooh, how about...
让我射怎么样 getting me off?
你知道 You know...
对于一个经常冥想的人来说 for someone who meditates so much,
你一点都不淡定 you have, like, zero fucking chill.
该死 你身材真好 Damn, man, you are lean.
你体脂率多少 What's your BFP?
目前在9%上下 Well, I'm hovering around 9% right now,
但我练线条的时候可以降到7% but I can get down to 7 when I'm cutting.
不错啊 哥们 Nice, dude.
我自己从没降到过8.5以下 I have never been able to get below an 8.5 myself.
我觉得你身材很好啊 Well, you look pretty frickin' diced to me, man.
谢了 哥们 Oh, thanks, bro.
泰斯的身体就像是罗丹的雕塑 Tyce's body is like a Rodin statue.
巨大而有力 It's so massive and powerful.
你同意吗 福特 Wouldn't you agree, Ford?
来吧 Come on.
摸摸他 Touch him.
你不介意福特摸你 对吗 泰斯 It's all right if Ford touches you, right, Tyce?
当然不 Sure.
摸吧 Go ahead.
别怕 Don't be afraid.
没事 It's cool, dude.
这没什么的 It doesn't have to be a big deal.
你是... So, are--are you, like...
双性恋还是 bi, or...?
我是水瓶座 Well, I am an aquarius.
别害羞 福特 Go on, Ford.
摸他 Touch him.
看到你和另一个男人亲热 Seeing you with another man
会让我性欲大增 would be extremely arousing for me.
是吗 It would?
当然 Of course.
男同性爱在女性中是很常见的性幻想 Gay male sex is a very common erotic fantasy amongst women.
真的吗 Really?
好性感 宝贝 Oh, it's so hot, baby.
是吗 Yeah?
是的 Yes.
你知道怎样会更性感吗 Do you know what would be even hotter?
现在你去亲吻泰斯 If you would kiss Tyce right now.
会让我欲火焚身 It would turn me on so much.
拜托 福特 Please, Ford.
为了我 亲他 Do it. For me.
为了我们 For us.
操 我做不到 Fuck, I'm--I can't.
抱歉 I am sorry.
我并不是恐同 I--I do--I'm not a homophobe or anything.
我只是 我觉得我是那种罕见的 I just, I think I'm one of those rare people
纯异性恋 who's actually just straight.
真的吗 福特 Really, Ford?
你一刻都不能撇开你的 You can't put your male insecurities aside
男性不安感吗 for even just a moment?
不 我想的 真的想 No, I want to. I do.
我只是 我不确定 我可以 I just, I'm not sure I, I can...
听着 我们慢慢来好吗 Look, how about we just start off slow?
来点舒缓 刺激感官的按摩 Maybe some relaxing, sensuous massage.
我有说你可以摸自己吗 Did I say you could touch yourself?
抱歉 Sorry.
或许我该操你 You know, maybe I just ought to fuck you.
天 那太好了 Oh, my God. Yes, please.
你是说用假鸡巴吗 Oh, you mean with the dildo.
是我的鸡巴 只不过是硅胶做的 Well, it would--it would be my dick, just silicone.
嗯 Yeah...
这个我还需要适应一下 I might need to work up to that one.
天 为什么男人就不能克服他们的情感约束 Oh, my God. Why can't guys just get over their hangups
试试被假鸡巴操呢 and give pegging a try?
真的 要是他们知道被操是什么滋味 Seriously, if they knew what it was like to get fucked,
他们操人或许会更加得心应手 they'd probably be better at fucking.
我们可以 Hey, is it cool if we, like...
不告诉别人这事吗 just don't tell anyone about, you know, this?
什么 你的美食 祈祷和被虐经历吗 What? Your whole eat-pray-sub journey?
嗯 能不能把这事保密 Yeah, is it cool if we just, like, vault it?
拜托了 Please.
为什么 Why?
因为我们在床上做的事跟别人无关 Well, because what we do in bed is no one else's business.
我是认真的 卡莉 I'm serious, Carly.
我甚至不想你告诉尤利西斯 I don't even want you telling Ulysses about it.
卡莉 Carly?
好吧 我没跟他说全部 OK, I didn't tell him everything.
但他跟我一起去家居用品店 But he might've, uh, come with me to Bed, Bath,
购买水刑时使用的道具 and More to get the waterboarding supplies.
我是买三百纱线密度的 Should I get a 300 thread count
还是大方点买六百纱线密度的 or splurge and get the 600?
我感觉都能造成脑损伤 They both seem equally brain damage-y to me.
天啊 卡莉 Jesus Christ, Carly.
你就不能闭嘴吗 Can't you ever just keep your mouth shut?
你在乎这事的唯一原因 The only reason that you care
是因为 出于某种原因 is because, for some dumbass reason,
直男觉得被调教有损男子气 straight guys think that being a sub is emasculating.
大姐 你最近没出门吗 Um, hello? Have you been out in the world lately?
喜欢奇怪调教性爱的男人 Being a guy who's into weird submissive sex
如今并不受欢迎 is not the move these days.
谁在乎其他人怎么想 Who, who gives a shit what people think?
我在乎 I do!
卡莉 Carly...
卡莉 你去哪 Carly, where are you going?
感觉如何 How's that feel?
爽爆了 Heavenly.
很好 Good.
你没做对 Dude, you're not doing it right.
我们换换 我给你示范 Here, let's switch, OK? I'll show you.
她喜欢你更用力 OK, she likes it a little harder.
像这样 Like this.
疼 福特 你弄疼我了 Ouch, Ford, you're hurting me.
你怎么回事 What is wrong with you?
没事 福特 It's all right, Ford.
我知道你很紧张 I know you're nervous.
不如 How about...
我们一步步来 we take baby steps?
好 Ok.
如果你不想直接亲泰斯 If you don't wanna kiss Tyce directly...
往我嘴里吐口水 Spit in my mouth.
生活好奇怪 Life is so fuckin' weird.
你什么意思 What do you mean?
我不想让你觉得我很粘人什么的 Well... I don't wanna come off as a needball or anything,
但几小时前我们还是陌生人 but we were basically strangers a few hours ago.
但奇怪的是我在你身边已经感觉很自在了 And I already feel strangely comfortable around you.
-我也是 -我朋友总是跟我说 - Me, too. - Like, my friends are always telling me,
"别急 让事情顺其自然" "Don't rush it. Let things develop at their own pace."
你是认真的吗 Are you serious right now?
抱歉如果我吓到你了 I'm sorry if I'm freaking you out.
-我这就闭嘴 -不 - I'm just gonna shut up. - No!
不 不 只是 No, no, that's--it's just
我朋友也是这么跟我说的 that's exactly what my friends say to me.
-是吗 -是的 - Yeah? - Yeah.
感觉你已经准备好再干一场了 It feels like maybe you're ready for another go-round?
是的 Oh? Yeah.
你也是 You, too.
怎么 我们的性生活让你感到丢脸吗 So, what? You're embarrassed of what we do sexually?
不 只是我是电视演员 No, it's just I am a television actor.
我不能冒险让粉丝知道我性生活里的下流细节 I can't risk my fans finding out the sordid details of my sex life.
粉丝 Fans?
你唯一的粉丝就是恋尸癖 Dude, your only fans are necrophiliacs.
他们才没资格 And they are hardly in a position
评判你变态呢 to be judging you for being freaky.
这话什么意思 What is that supposed to mean?
听着 我只是觉得通过最近一系列的体验 Look, I just feel like we've gotten a lot closer lately
我们的关系变得更亲密了 through all of these experiences we've been having,
我想和我朋友分享 and I-I wanna be able to share that with my friends!
这也是我的性生活 It's my sex life, too!
我懂 但是 I get it. Look, but--
你在性爱中就没做过任何 Isn't there anything you've ever done sexually
你想保密的事吗 that you wanted to keep a secret?
没有 No.
我坦坦荡荡 I'm an open book.
就是性而已 有什么好丢人的 It's just sex. What is there to be ashamed about?
什么鬼 What the...?
这是我见过的最恐怖的鬼屋 This is officially the scariest haunted house I've ever seen.
好了 Ok.
该让派对开始了 Time to get this party started.
现在又怎么了 Now what's the matter?
抱歉 我只是 我 I'm sorry, I just--I'm...
我脑子里太乱了 而且 I'm too in my head, and...
我们有一整晚呢 别担心 We have all night. Don't worry.
要不喝点香槟放松一下 Why don't you just have some champagne and relax?
与此同时 让我来好好了解下泰斯 In the meantime, I'll get better acquainted with Tyce.
希芙 Uh, Sev...
希芙 Sev.
怎么了 What's wrong?
不好意思 我也一样 Yeah, I'm sorry. Same issue.
这是怎么回事 What's going on here?
你很美 You're beautiful.
很明显 只是 Obviously. It's just...
我感觉你们俩之间好像... I sense there's seems to be some sort of...
-气氛很紧张 -你什么意思 - tension between you two. - What do you mean?
我知道女人觉得男人就是没头脑的做爱机器 I know women think guys are just mindless fuck machines
如果有必要我们会把鸡巴都插进地上的洞 who'll stick our dick in a hole in the ground if we have to,
但得让我自在些 but I need to be comfortable,
才好融入其中享受 in order to be into it.
阴茎是个非常可靠的情绪阴晴计 A penis is a very reliable emotional barometer.
-对呀 终于有人懂了 -兄弟 - Yes! Finally, someone who gets it! - Dude.
天啊 真特么一对姬佬
好吧 Well...
既然有空谈论下我们的感受 Now that we had a chance to talk about our feelings,
接下来我们要干嘛 what should we do next?
帮彼此编花辫 Braid each other's hair?
还是给我们的阴道起小名 Name our vaginas?
我认真的 卡莉 I'm serious, Carly.
在解决这个问题前 我什么都不干 I'm not doing anything more until we get this resolved.
这里是我做主 不是你 I'm the one in charge here, not you.
我要你保证 I need your word.
你保证 Do you promise...
不告诉任何人吗 not to tell anyone about this?
尤利也不行 Not even Uly?
好的 好的 我他妈的不会告诉任何人 All right, fine. I won't fucking tell anyone.
你现在高兴了吗 You happy now?
是的 谢谢 Yes, thank you.
好啊 Ok.
现在 装成小宝宝的样子 Now act like a baby.
怎么装 How?
你是个演员 You're an actor.
进入你的角色 Get into character.
咕咕 Goo goo.
搞什么 你就这点能耐吗 Really? Is that the best you can do?
咕咕 Goo.
-咕 -我的天 - Goo. - Oh, my God.
你真他妈的无能 过来 You're fuckin' helpless. Come here.
小宝宝饿了吗 Is baby hungry?
嗯 嗯 咕 Mm, mm, goo.
咕 Goo.
你就是个想要射的大宝贝 是不是 You're just a big baby who's desperate to come, aren't you?
咕咕 Goo.
行了 行了 你在搞什么 OK, OK, OK, wh-what are you--what are you doing?
我说要像婴儿一样 I said act like a baby.
不是假装成婴儿的成年人 Not an adult pretending to be a baby.
咕咕 Goo goo?
你必须选好自己的角色 You need to make a fucking choice
好好演下去 and commit to it.
好吧 好吧 我努力 妈咪 Well--well, I'm trying, mommy.
显然你还不够努力 Well, you're not trying hard enough.
坏宝宝 Bad baby!
你就是个坏宝宝 You're a bad, bad baby!
卡莉 住手 Carly, stop!
你知道吗 也许如果我让你演死婴 You know, maybe if I told you to act like a dead baby,
也许你会演得更像 you'd be more convincing,
似乎装死 considering playing a fucking corpse
就是你唯一能胜任的技能 seems to be your only employable skill.
你是个坏孩子 You're a bad baby!
-坏孩子 -触发 哥们 触发 - A bad baby! - Triggered, bro. Triggered!
-该死的孩子 杰思罗 -触发 - Bad fucking baby, Jethro! - Triggered!
你是个坏孩子 你是个坏男友 You're a bad baby! You're a bad boyfriend!
你还他妈是个烂演员 You're a bad fucking actor!
-烂演员 -触发 - Bad actor! - Triggered!
烂演员 Bad actor!
-触发 -你他妈是个糟糕透顶的演员 - Triggered! - You're a terrible fucking actor!
你在说什么 What are you talking about?
这怎么就是我的错了 How is this my fault?
你在我面前和另一个女人做爱就没关系 It's fine for you to fuck another woman in front of me,
但反过来你就不能接受了 but when it's the other way around, you can't handle it.
你至少得先告诉我你的计划 You should've told me what you had planned.
你总是直接把这些惊喜砸给我 You're always pulling these surprises on me.
你喜欢惊喜 You like surprises.
没错 当我知道该期待什么的时候 Yeah, when I know what to expect.
等等 Woah, wait.
她没告诉你我会在这里 She didn't tell you I was gonna be here?
我知道她约了人过来 Well, I-I-I knew she was inviting someone over,
但我以为会是个姑娘 but I assumed you'd be a girl.
操 Fuck!
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
我讨厌那种认为三人行就应该是 I resent the cultural assumption that a threesome
一男两女的文化 is one man with two women.
这是典型的性别歧视 It's quintessential sexism.
你觉得我是什么 What do you think I am?
只是一个随时张开大腿给你的人吗 Just someone who procures pussy for you?
什么 What?
希芙 这是你的主意 Sev, this was your idea.
我从没让你把所有的空闲时间都花在 I never asked you to spend all your spare time
给我俩组织群交上 organizing orgies for us.
我们的社会性观念 Our societal concept of sexuality
完全是围绕男性的愉悦而建立 is entirely organized around male pleasure.
对男人来说 和两个女人上床是一种成就 For a man, sleeping with two women is an accomplishment.
女人不过是性爱玩偶 满足男人的自大 Women are mere sexual props, in service to the male ego.
那我是什么呢 What am I, then?
什么意思 What do you mean?
我只是你晚上的性玩具吗 Am--Am I just your sexual prop for the evening?
是的 在某种意义上 Yes, in a way.
难以置信 Wow.
我们以前和另一个女人来过三人行 We've done this before with a woman,
而你似乎没有异议 and there were no objections
因为女人已经习惯了被性奴化 because women are accustomed to being sexualized.
所以是的 我认为男人 So, yes, I believe that men
也应该体验下被物化的感觉 should experience what it's like to be objectified as well.
你说这话是认真的吗 Are you seriously saying that?
对个黑人 To a black guy?
这话很有问题 你不觉得吗 That's hashtag problematic, don't you think?
你现在要去哪 Now where are you going?
回家 Home.
我累了 I'm tired.
我还没射呢 I still haven't come yet.
这是你自己的问题吧 不是吗 Guess that's your problem, isn't it?
你为什么这么生气 Why are you acting all pissed?
我才是该发火的那个 I'm the one who should be mad.
你刚刚贬低了我的职业技能 You just criticized my craft!
无所谓了 杰思罗 Whatever, Jethro.
我要回车上 I'm going to the car.
好吧 等等 还是得换下衣服 Well, hold on. Still have to get changed.
我在外面等 I'll wait outside.
等一等 Uh, hey. Wait up.
我真的很抱歉 伙计 I'm just really sorry about this, man.
我们通常不这么疯狂 We're not usually this crazy...
-我不认为 -没关系 不用道歉 - I don't think... - It's all right. No hard feelings.
我只希望你们俩能解决这个问题 I just hope you two get this sorted out.
谢谢 Thanks.
我得说 Oh, and I gotta say,
早些时候提起会有点很尴尬 it felt awkward bringing it up earlier,
但我是你的粉丝 but, um, I'm a big fan.
你的那个内衣广告 Of your underwear ads.
我到哪都能看见 I've been seeing them everywhere.
我是说 我和我男朋友非常喜欢 I mean, me and my boyfriend, we love 'em!
酷 Cool.
恭喜 Congrats!
谢谢 伙计 Thanks, man!
拜啦 See ya.
我今早可真不想去上班 I so don't wanna go to work this morning.
你睡得怎么样 How'd you sleep?
像个婴儿 只是没睡够 你呢 Like a baby. Just not long enough. How about you?
还行 醒醒睡睡 Uh, yeah, it was on and off.
我有点 I was, uh, sort of...
兴奋得睡不着 too excited to sleep.
你真可爱 You're cute.
等等 OK, hold on.
我得刷下牙 I'm gonna brush my teeth.
天哪 为什么 Oh, my God, why?
等等 什么 Wait, what?
我对早晨口气有个古怪的执念 Yeah, I have this--this weird thing about morning breath.
除非刷了牙 否则我不会吻任何人 Like, I don't kiss anybody unless I brush my teeth.
真的 Really?
是的 很神经质 对吧 Yeah, it's neurotic, right?
你也要进来吗 You're coming, too?
对 我要尿尿 Uh, yeah, I gotta pee.
裸着 Naked?
是的 可以吗 Yeah, is that OK?
当然 Sure.
你需要牙刷还是 Do you, uh--do you need a toothbrush or...?
就用我手指 但是 Yeah, I was just gonna use my finger, but...
别 No...
给 Here.
谢谢 Thanks.
你可以把它留下 这样你就有专属牙刷了 And--And you can keep it here, so, so you'll always have one.
真的吗 Really?
是啊 Yeah.
希芙 Sev?
怎么 Yes?
你生我的气吗 Are you mad at me?
我很失望 相当沮丧 I'm disappointed and rather frustrated.
但我不生气 But I'm not mad.
尽管因为昨晚不太顺利 You know, just because last night didn't go so well
并不意味我不想继续尝试非一夫一妻制的事情 doesn't mean I don't want us to keep trying the non-monogamy thing.
我很高兴你这么说 I'm glad to hear that.
谢谢 Thank you.
天啊 除了和你整天呆在床上 Oh, my God. There's nothing I want more
其他我什么都不想做 than to spend the whole day in bed with you,
而你让一切难上加难 and you're not making it any easier.
你总是在星期六上班吗 Do you always work on Saturdays?
不 谢天谢地 只是最近很忙 No, thank God. It's just been really busy.
很奇怪 最近突然有种流行病 It's weird. There's been this, like, sudden epidemic
无家可归的病人会出现精神分裂的症状 of homeless clients exhibiting signs of delusional schizophrenia.
真的吗 Really?
这真的给我们已经很有限的资源 It's really putting a strain on our already
施加了很多压力 very limited resources.
但是 我之后再打给你 But--OK, I'll call you later.
酷 Cool.
我们今晚再约会是不是太快了 Is it too soon if we hang out again tonight?
不会 Nope.
看来你的肉棒很喜欢这个主意 Looks like your dick likes that idea.
是的 很喜欢 Oh, yeah, it does.
好了 我真得走了 OK, OK, I have to fucking go.
我陪你出去 Yeah, I'll walk you out.
不 拜托别 No, please don't.
什么意思 What do you mean?
你知道我的意思 You--You know what I mean.
又失策了 Foiled again.
我们... I'll see you in...
九个半小时后见 nine and a half hours.
真棒 Cool.
别那样看着我 Don't look at me like that.
好 Ok.
好的 再见 OK, goodbye.