Subtitled by Stanley 字幕翻译：Stanley
Toss'em and bag'em. 装起来
Enjoy. 吃吧
It's good. 还可以
Not great. 但算不上好吃
But seeing that you are a business man, Mr. Santiago. 既然你是个商人 圣地亚哥先生
Captain. 是船长
Captain. 船长先生
My associates and I are willing to negotiate, a reasonable price. 我跟我的伙伴想和你谈谈 以一个合理的价格
Let's say, 100,000. 也就是10万美金
One million for the entire take, 100万 包含所有的货
Not a penny less. 少一毛都不行
A steep price for a small catch. 对这么少的货来说 这个价格太高了
A pod of 20,000 sharks are migrating in this direction. 一群数量为2万条的鲨鱼正朝着我们这个方向游来
When we're through with it, 我们会从中间穿过
One million will look like a bargain. 100万是个跳楼价了
500. 50万吧
If you're looking to negotiate, Mr. Palmer, look for the insurance salesman. 如果你想讨价还价 去找卖保险的业务员吧 帕蒙先生
I do believe we have a deal. 成交
All hands on deck. All hands on deck. 所有人都上甲板 都到甲板上来
Tie the sails! 把船帆绑紧一点
Get the fins to the gally! 把鱼翅都弄进船舱去
Captain there is a north wind hitting us fast! 船长 有北风刮过来 速度很快
You need to get up here. 你最好上来看看
I think this is for you captain. The deposit. 这是给你的定金 船长
You'll receive the rest when we dock. 上岸后 你会拿到剩下的部分
You know the most important thing I learned out here? 你知道我在这里学到最重要的是什么吗？
We shouldn't be afraid of the sharks. 不要怕鲨鱼
They should be the ones to be afraid of us. 是鲨鱼怕我们才对
Salud. 合作愉快
What the hell is that? 搞什么飞机啊
They're called waves. They do that from time to time. 是海浪 时不时会有的
The storm is too strong. We are going to have to go around it. 暴风太强了 我们必须绕道
Make it happen. I'm going to down below. 那就绕吧 我下去
Captain! 船长
Change of plans Captain. I'm going to take the money, your 计划有变 船长 我要拿走这些钱
cargo, and what's left of the ship. 还有你的货 和这船上的所有东西
I don't think so. 你以为哦
Crazy waves out there today. 今天的浪好猛呀
Something unnatural about it. 有点“不正常”
There's nothing unnatural about everything. 什么事都“异常”
Lots of scenery today. 今天好多“风景”呀
I'm gonna focus on the waves. 我去“浪”了
You better hurry mate. The clouds are coming in. 你最好快点 乌云来了
Whoo! Reminds me of the nationals back in 04. Remember? 这让我想起了2004年那几个人 还记得不？
You totally ripped that bugger. I thought you were going to be rag dolled for sure. 你又在旧事重提了 你都快变老头了
You know we really don't talk like that, right? 我们从来不像老头那样说话的 是不是？
You doing a ride-out or not? 要不要坐顺风车？
Sure. Thanks. 不坐白不坐 谢谢
It's totally cooking out here mate. 这里好像要炸开锅似的
You're not kidding. It's a Mexican hurricane. Bad for them good for us. 没错 这可是墨西哥湾飓风 对他们不利 对我们有利
Isn't that a drink? 不是酒吗？
Hit. Hit! Whoo! 冲啊
Good Morning California this is Jonni Waves. That's Jonni with 早安 加利福尼亚 我是珍妮维斯 有“女”字旁那个妮字
with an "I". You may have noticed this morning the unusul weather here in southern 可能今天早上大家都注意到了加利福尼亚南部的反常天气
California. The clouds coming n over the ocean and the large waves are proving difficult 海上乌云密布 巨浪也给冲浪者带来很大麻烦
for surfers. I'm here in Santa Monica with some breaking news about Hurricane David. 我现在在Santa Monica为您报道台风“戴维”的消息
It's been pounding the west coast of Mexico. Pushing it's way up to the coast to the 台风正在袭击墨西哥西海岸
state of California. It seems o be driving a very dangerous surf. 一路逼近加利福尼亚州 引起的海浪相当危险
No kidding. Fin's out there. 不是吧 费恩还在那里呢
Yeah but I won't worry about fin, I mean he's the best surfer I've ever seen. 是的 但我可不担心费恩 他是冲浪高手
Except for me of course. In my prime. 但是比不上我 我的水平如日中天呢
When was that George? The civil war? 那是什么时候的事？ 内战时期？
Eh, I'm not that old. You know I got some movies babe... 我还没那么老呢 我有几部“爱情动作片”呢 宝贝...
Hey! What did I tell you? You can touch everything at this bar except for me. 嘿 我告诉过你什么？ 除了我 这里任何东西你都可以碰
- Hey! Come on! - Oopsies! Looks like you need another drink. - 嘿 拜托 - 噢 貌似你要再点一杯了
Yeah I need one. One on the house. One that doesn't coast me any money. 是的 再来一杯 酒吧请客 不用钱的那种
How come you never talk about that scar? 怎么从来没听你说个那个伤疤的事？
There's nothing to talk about. 没什么好说的
I cut myself shaving. 刮脚毛的时候割伤的
4 bucks. 4块大洋
4 Bucks? I thought it was on the house. You spilled the last one. 4块大洋？我以为是酒吧请客呢 刚才那杯是你弄洒的
Perhaps the silver lining in this is that the storm 这种银色 看起来是
driven away the inflex of sharks out of the area... 台风把这个区域的鲨鱼都赶走了
Yeah I hope it does. Hope it does. I hope the storm kills'em. I hope it kills them all. 希望如此 让台风把它们都杀死 杀光它们
Me too. You have no idea. 我也是 谁知道呢
Tired already? 累了？
What's the last time you short boarded, old timer? 你最后一次玩短板冲浪是什么时候 老头？
I never stopped. I just like this one rides. 我一直没有停过 我喜欢这块
Yeah. Whatever. 随你怎么说
Alright grandpa. I'm gonna show you how it's done. 好了 老爷爷 让我教你吧
Grandpa? 老爷爷？
Show her how it's done, Grandpa! 调教调教她 老爷爷
Come on. Oh! 快点
Deanna there's a shark! 戴安娜 有鲨鱼！
Hey get outta the water! 快离开水里
SHARKS! 鲨鱼！
Hey Get out of the water! Sharks! They're coming in! 嘿 快离开水里！ 有鲨鱼！鲨鱼来了！
Get off the beach! 快点离开海滩！
Get out of the water! Sharks! Get out of the water! 离开水里！有鲨鱼啊！快离开水里！
SHARKS! Everyone out of the water now! 有鲨鱼！所有人马上离开水里！
Everyone out of the water now! We're evacuating 马上离开！我们要疏散海滩的人员
the beach. Everybody off the beach immediately. 所有人马上离开！
Come here you bloody shark! Come here! 过来 该死的鲨鱼 快过来！
Baz! 巴茨！
Just hang on. I'll let you in. 坚持住 我带你上岸
These sharks of yours have no etiquette. 咬你的这些鲨鱼好像不太懂规矩
Etiquette? 规矩？
I thought you were Australian not British. 我以为你是澳洲人而不是英国人呢
Tasmanian buddy. 我是塔斯马尼亚人 老兄
Just hang on, I'll get you in. 挺住 我带你上岸
What were you thinking? You could have been killed. 你在刚才怎么想的？ 你会没命的
I'm fine. 我没事
We need a tourniquet. 我们需要止血带
Here use this. 用这个吧
- It's just a - aah! - Little nibble. - 这个是...噢！ - 小伤口而已
Are you ok? Are you sure? 你还好吧？ 你确定没事？
He must have wanted a snack. 鲨鱼估计是找小吃而已
Sharks don't like vegemite. 鲨鱼对吃斋的人没兴趣
It's not funny. 这笑话一点都不好笑
Hey. You gonna be ok? 你不要紧吧？
Yeah. I'm fine. 是的 我没事
Hey can I get some of those tasty nuts. Thank you. 你能给我一些坚果吗？ 谢谢
And then. Are you listening? The shark opens it's mouth. Goes to swallow fin whole but Fin 然后...你有在听吗？ 鲨鱼张开大口
looks at the shark - do the look. 想要吞下费恩整个人...作刚才的表情
No, do the look. 不对 作刚才的表情
Oh my God. 天啊
Yeah that one. And the shark goes, 'You know what?' 就是那样的表情哦 然后鲨鱼就跑了
I'm pissing off. I'm not gonna mess with the surf champion. 你知道吗 我马上开溜 我可不想和这帮冲浪冠军较劲
Surf legend. Finley the Fin Shepard. Ain't that right? 是冲浪神话
On you mate. 敬你的
I don't believe it.You guys are nuts. 真不敢相信 你们太猛了
Look. 你看看
Do you see that? 看到了吗？
- Oh yeah. - It's a little nibble. - 当然 - 被咬了一小口
So he gives him a look and you give him a nibble - 也就是他给鲨鱼脸色看 鲨鱼就给他来一口...
No, HE gave me a nibble. 不对 是他给我来一口
I don't know. Are you guys going back out there and do any swimming? 这我就不知道了 你们准备再出去游泳吗？
With the sharks? 和鲨鱼一起游？
It's a storm. 刮台风了
It's what's driven them all up north. Eventually they'll go back from they came from. 所以鲨鱼都向北游 最后会回到原地
I hope. But the were knocking. 希望如此 但是外面在响
Yeah knock knock knocking on your door. And I have never seen so many and so bold. 是的 来你家敲门了 我从来没见过这么多 这么凶猛
It's just a storm. Just gotta stay out of the water for a couple days that's all. 只是台风而已 这几天不要下水就没事了
Just a storm? 仅仅是台风吗？
Looks like a hurricane. 像飓风多一点
I'm just happy you're ok. 看到你没事我真高兴
Hey hey, what are you doing? 嘿 嘿 你在干嘛？
What? Do you think you're too old for me? 怎么啦？ 你觉得自己太老了配不上我？
No, I'm your boss. 不是 是因为我是你老板
So? 然后呢？
So? Go get back to work. 然后？ 快去干活
Hey! I'm not too old for ya. 嘿 我不老哦
I don't think. 我觉得不老
I'm not your boss. 我也不是你的老板
Daddy issues. Hey! I'm not judging you darlin'. 恋父情节呀？ 嘿 我不是说你 宝贝
I have daddy issues too. 我也有恋父情结
- Here to issues. - Yeah! - 为恋父情节干一杯 - 干杯
Who's is this? 这杯是谁的？
Hurricane David is poised to be the 1st hurricane to hit 台风“大卫”将成为一个袭击加利福尼亚的飓风
the state of California. And it is now barreling to the Santa Monica shorelines. 目前正在逼近圣莫妮卡海岸线
We have suffered tropical storms in the past but we have never been hit by a storm quite like 我们已经也经历过热带风暴 但是不像这次这样
this. Wide spread flooding is expected and experts are saying global warming 预计会洪水泛滥 专家说全球变暖
is the reason for this unprecedented event. 是导致这次灾难的主要原因
We will be back with more news as it develops. 我台会随时报道事态进展
Hello. Wexler residence. 你好 这里是威斯勒家
April it's Fin. 爱珀尔 我是费恩
Yeah Fin I know your voice. What do you want? 嗯 我能听得出你的声音 你又想要什么？
Look I'm just calling to make sure- 我只是打电话来问问...
When did you go back to using Wexler again? 你什么时候又改回威斯勒这个名字了？
Cause that's my name. 因为这个是我的名字
Look Fin I'm really busy. 听着 费恩 我现在很忙
Just calling to make sure you and Claudia are ok. 我只想确认你和克罗地亚都平安无事
There's a bad hurricane rolling in and I want- 暴风要来了 我想...
Is this about money? 你是不是又想要钱了？
Because if this is about money Fin, I told you already that- 175 It's the storm. I just want to make sure guys are ok. 176 Of course we're ok. It's barely even raining. 如果是想要钱 费恩 我告诉过你了...
不是要钱 我只想确认你们都没事而已
我们当然没事 只是下雨而已
Look, it's really sweet that you are calling in to check in on us but Collin already checked the 听着 我很高兴你打电话来问候
drains and, we're gonna be fine. They're cleared out. 但是科林已经查看了下水道 我们不会有事的 下水道很畅通
Well it's flooding here and not the plumbing. The ocean. 这边发洪水了 不是下水道阻塞 而是海水漫上来了
I think you guys should get out of town. 我觉得你们最好离开小镇
What are you talking about? We are 100 miles from the ocean. 你在说什么？ 我们离海边十万八千里
You are exactly 6.6 miles from the ocean. And on a day like today it's not far enough. 你们离海边只有6.6公里 对于今天来说 还不够远
I'm gonna take you and Claudia further inland. 我过来带你和克罗地亚到内陆去
And what about Collin? 那科林怎么办？
You know you are not the only one that can keep us safe. 你知道吗 能照顾我们母女安全的不止你一个
We're not going anywhere. 我们哪里也不去
Fine. Then let me just get Claudia. We'll make it my way for the month. 那好吧 让我带走克罗地亚吧 去内陆住一个月
Is that what this is about? 这就是你的目的？
No! 当然不是！
Look you are gonna see her on the 20th like you always do. I gotta go ok. Bye Fin. 就像平常一样 你会在20号见到她的 我要挂了 再见
Who's that? 谁呀？
My wife. 我老婆
That is his wife. 他的老婆
- Yeah his wife. - Shut up Baz. - 是的 他老婆 - 你给我闭嘴
Already everybody, listen up. I'm closing the restaurant.
Storm is coming and it's coming fast. Get home safe everybody.
Don't forget taco Tuesdays.
George, you got to get out of here.
What's going on?
If I don't secure the bar, I'm going to loose everything.
Come on George, George wake up.
Oh! I hear an angel, I must be in heaven.
George you better wake up or I'm calling in your bar tab.
Oh, I'm up I'm up.
Hey hey, you need to go home.
I'm not going anywhere.
This is not your problem.
No! It is my problem. Because if this bar get blown over then I'm out of a job too.
Yeah, and I'm not gonna have any place to drink.
Can't argue with that one.
For an environmentalist you sure do hate sharks.
I've got fire power behind the bar. Come on come on!
Alright, grab a weapon. Grab anything you can find to defend yourself.
Give me something dangerous.
Can I get one for the road Fin?
Huh? What?
Come on let's go let's go let's go!
George get your ass up!
Now!
Alright.
Come on kid.
Don't you ever make fun of my stool again.
Come on come on.
That's what you get for trying to eat me.
Come on come on guys let's go.
We are here live at the Santa Monica Pier, this is what remains after
the massive storm tore through the popular attraction. The waves also brought in sharks
which have injured dozens and killed several people.
We'll rebuild mate.
Insurance will cover it.
L.A. wasn't built for all this water.
I'm really worried about Claudia and April. I really gotta go check on them.
I'll come with you.
April doesn't like you, remember?
Nah mate. She doesn't like you, remember? She loves me. Where do you think Claudia came from?
Who's Claudia?
His daughter.
You have an ex-wife and a daughter?
I can drop you at home if you want?
I live on the beach it's obviously flooded. No where else to go.
Looks like we're all refugees now.
I wanna go with you.
Make sure your family is ok.
Anybody seen George?
George?
Here he is.
Oh man. I'm glad you woke me up. I was having the worst nightmare.
Gosh the water is raising.
Water is not going to be a problem. All the electronics have been sealed with
silicone. We'll be fine.
I've driven this thing from here to the beaches of Costa Rica.
Why is the car shaking.
What the hell. There are sharks on the streets.
These fish surely have a hankering for me.
It's like one taste of Baz is just isn't enough.
Hey whoa whoa whoa.
Hold up with the guns. We don't need more blood in the water.
That's a tiger shark.
How do you know that?
Shark Week.
Where'd it go?
Where did it go?
Ah geez.
Hey.
It's under the car.
Well can I start shooting now?
Yea. Do it.
We got to get to higher ground.
Take the freeway. It's above street level. You take the 10 to the 405. You're almost in
Bevelry Hills. And there is no way the ocean has washed inland that far.
What makes you an expert on Beverly Hills George?
That's where I live.
George if you live in Beverly Hills why do you come all the way to the
coast to come and drink at my bar?
I don't know. I like the view, you know.
There's the beach. There's all these scantily glad women there that pretend to like me if
I buy them a drink. And there is my seat. My chair. My chair is always there.
Plus you don't charge 15 dollars a plock.
Yeah.
Plus there is the beautiful Nova there who I am planning to marry soon.
I sit around and think about it every night and day. Everywhere I go.
Hey!
Bloody hell.
That's the 405.
I hate the 405.
What are these idiots doing?
Yeah I'll just go around them.
You need to back up. I need to get out of here!
Get back in your car. It's not safe out here.
It's just a little water.
Typical Californians are afraid of the rain.
Yeah.
Stop!
Watch it will ya.
Oh my God.
It's like old faithful.
We're gonna need faith to get through that.
The water is raising behind us.
What what what?
Oh my God!
I just can't sit back and watch this.
- What? - The sharks are swimming right at them.
They're not gonna make it.
Don't even think about it.
They're not gonna make it.
Fin! Where you going? The sharks are falling from the freakin sky.
Here we go again.
Nova!
There's sharks out there. You don't have to go out there.
There's absolutely no reason to go out there.
Everyone needs to get to higher ground!
Puppy!
Somebody help me! Help me get my dog out!
Please help me! My dog is locked inside.
This area is flooding.
Come on, get out!
Please!
Please help!
Somebody help!
Ok. You go!
Ok. I got you princess come on. There you go.
Come on George.
George! Come on George!
Oh Crap!
Ouch! Get off of me!
It's not gonna end.
The flood channels, the storm drains, the sewers.
It's not gonna stop at the coast.
They're going to swim everywhere.
Come on get in the car.
We've got to go through this.
What?
You've got kangaroos loose in the brain mate. We can't go through that.
The aerodynamics in this car cannot match the waves.
The waves are only gonna get bigger as the storm get closer.
Trust me, if there is one thing I know, it's timing waves.
That's what I was afraid of.
They come in sets of 3.
One.
Two.
Three.
Whoo.
Everybody ok?
I'm alright. 10 fingers. 10 Toes.
Uh, gotta love LA.
What are these people thinking?
Nothing.
Flooding is rampant through out the L.A. basin. We've had unsubstantiated reports of sharks
swimming in the streets and falling from the skies!
Does April know you're coming?
No.
But at least we'll be in the hills away from the flooding.
Alright.
It's awfully nice of you to let her new boyfriend stay in your house.
Don't remind me.
Unbelievable.
We're almost at the house.
That's too bad. I was hoping it was further up the hill.
April!
Hey let us in.
Whoa! What are you doing here? And what happened to him?
Nothing. Your Fin save my life.
He's not my Fin anymore.
And who is she?
It's Nova. She works at the bar. Now will you let us in.
No! I told you not to come.
No! Just go away. Take your stupid friend and Baz and leave.
Nice Shot.
By the way I'm not a stripper.
Claudia!
She doesn't want to talk to you.
Claudia!
Dad? What are you doing here?
There's a big storm coming in. It's not safe here.
I'm not going anywhere with you. Just leave.
I didn't come here to argue with you. I came here to get you.
I don't care.
What is all the ruckus?
Oh, Sheppard.
Should have figured it was you.
What are you doing here?
L.A. is drowning.
I'm going inland. I'm taking my family with me.
Finley. April is mine.
Excuse me?
My girlfriend is not your responsibility.
And unless it's the 20th of the month, which currently it's not. Neither is Claudia.
Colin, don't be rude. He's just worried about us.
Every time it rains in L.A. everyone swears it's the storm of the century.
And even if it is, Beverly Hills emergency services a second to none.
We're safe here.
There are sharks flooding the streets.
And there is now one swimming in your pool.
Are you kidding?
Shark in the swimming pool is impossible.
Colin!
Something is on my foot! I can't move!
Finley Help me! Finley!
Watch out!
Colin!
Help me! It's getting away!
Collin!
I've got your back.
Get it's nose.
Die already!
It's coming back!
- No! - Oh my gosh!
Fin!
Ready?
Fin!
Where'd it go?
Where's it go?
- Go go go! - Oh my gosh!
Fin hurry up, Get over here.
Nice shot.
Thanks.
Looks like it's that time of the month.
Look!
We're out of Ammo.
The eye of the storm still hasn't come to shore yet.
It's gonna get worse before it gets any better. We got to get inland and we got to get
some place safe for all of us.
Where?
I'm thinking the desert.
No, we have to go to Van Nuys to get Matt.
Matt's in flight school there.
Matt's at flight school? I thought he was vacationing at Tampa with his buddies.
When did this happen? I just talked to him.
How come no body tells me these things. I'm suppose to be included in these conversations.
He wanted to tell you but, Colin said it was none of your business anymore.
Who's Matt?
My brother.
You have a son too?
Alright.
We got to get out of here quick.
How are we going to do that?
I'm going to push the shark out of here.
I'm gonna distract it.
When I do this, get to the car as fast as you can.
Now!
He'll be ok.
Fin!
Come on, get in!
Move it! Move your ass!
Go Go Go!
Easy come, easy go.
The eye of hurricane David is continuing it's relentless
pounding through the streets of Los Angeles. And more surprisingly and most shocking
reports have been pouring in from all over, that sharks are washing ashore.
Live sharks. And not only from the coastal flooding but they are coming up through the drains
and sewage systems of the city of Los Angelas. Nothing like this has ever...
Do you always have this much ammo in your jeep?
Sepra Peratus.
Dad, are you really saying that right now. Can you be serious?
It means?
Always be prepared.
Thank you.
I always thought it would be an earthquake that would be the end of Los Angeles.
Or a meteor shower. Zombies even.
Yeah.
Black Plague. Aliens.
But sharks? Come on.
Yeah.
Yeah. Go figure. My luck, sharks.
Yeah your luck. Sharks.
Mine too.
I'm not gonna lie. It's kinda hot when you do that.
Again we will keep yo updated n this storm.
This is Joni Waves. That's Joni with an "I" -
Call Matt.
This is the emergency alert system. National weather servie has issued a tornado warning
through Los Angeles County. Water spouts have been detected in the coastal water from Orange...
No kidding. You are a bit late on that one.
We got to get out of here fast.
We got to go get Matt.
The freeways will be a nightmare.
But there's a short cut if you turn right up here. That's how I always get around the Hollywood
traffic with my friends.
What are you doing in Hollywood?
Since when do you care?
Hold on.
The storm is dying down.
How can you tell?
Not as many sharks flying around.
Why you stopping. We have to go get Matt.
Don't you see that? There could be kids in there.
There's no one in there. And your kid is right here.
We got to get her somewhere safe. This is so typical of you Fin.
You care more about other people then you do your own family.
Let's go!
Please.
I can't.
The water is raising. I'm going to go up to the bridge and rappel down.
Fin this is crazy.
Calm down guys. Calm down ok.
There's other grown ups coming ok?
Uh uh, Police Department, Fire Department. They're going to get us out of this.
As long as we stay in here we are going to be fine, ok?
Trust me. We're gonna be just fine.
Anybody in there?
Whoa! Whoa! Be careful.
Need a lift?
I'm glad to see you.
Send the rope.
I reached dispatch right before all the electronics went out. They said someone from 911
is sending someone over.
Oh yeah? Want to wait for them?
Hell no!
I didn't think so. Who's first?
Ok, come over here honey.
Alright Samantha you're going to be alright.
Start pulling, they're ready.
Alright you ready? Just keep looking up. It's gonna be fine Samantha.
Here we go.
Ok, Lift her up!
Alright here we go Samantha you're going to be alright.
Go ahead.
It's gonna be just like flying.
Come on come on. Quicker, let's go.
Yes!
Yes! Alright pull'em up!
You're doing already. You're doing good. Don't be afraid.
Come on. Hold on tight.
- He's up. - Okay. Alright.
Alright, who's next?
A bunch of little kids went up before me. How hard can it be right?
- Let's go. - Alright.
Go over there. Come on sweetheart. Your dad is trying to do good here.
Give him a hand.
Are you sure this thing is strong enough to hold me?
Nope I'm not.
Great.
I'm sure not looking forward going in there after you.
Yeah.
I hate sharks. I'm from Wyoming.
You know- I moved down here to be an actor.
Dad.
I got to go up right now! Please!
Up up up!
Come on!
Oh God! 15 grand a year. No benefits. Screaming kids.
Call down. It's ok. Don't Panic.
I use to hate heights. Now I'm away from sharks.
Ok let's do this now before I become hot lunch.
Watch out fin!
Watch out to the right. Watch out!
Oh my gosh be careful. Watch your foot.
Hurry, keep going faster.
Oh my gosh!
Be careful!
Be careful Fin!
Watch out!
Fin come on! Watch out Fin!
I had just about enough of you.
Be careful Fin!
Come on.
Your ok. Oh my gosh.
Finny, look at the sky.
The storm is clearing up. Maybe it's done.
Good.
These guys are gonna get you home, ok?
Be safe.
Oh Crap.
What?
Claudia get in the Jeep!
I'm fine mom.
Get down! Get down!
You alright?
You ok?
My mom always told me Hollywood would kill me.
Start the engine.
Is that good?
Ok rev it. Rev it.
Guys it's flooding.
It's gonna be easier if we steal another car.
Then steal another car.
There's a small gas leak but it should run for now.
What is that?
It's a water spout.
Tornado over the ocean. Water gets sucked up in the air...
Are those sharks?
Yeah. Come on. Come on.
Close her up. Let's go.
Well, at least the rain is easing up a bit.
What was that?
Oh my God. Oh my God.
What the hell?
Kill it!
This is crazy!
Hit the breaks!
Get down Claudia!
Bloody hell!
Why did we stop?
It must be flooded.
Well fix it!
Mate I smell gas.
I do too. Get out of the car! Get out of the car!
Go go go!
The gun!
Can I use you phone please?
It's been dead for hours.
Thanks.
No problem.
So what kinda name is Nova anyway?
That's the kinda name you give yourself when you don't like the person you use to be.
Hey, uh. Look, I see the way you took at my dad.
He's just gonna break your heart just like he did to my mom and I.
It looks like the eye of the storm is over.
Or maybe not.
Hey make it quick. I don't want to spend too much time here.
With these storms ravaging the streets of Los Angeles, some religious
officials are refering to this as the opening signs of the impending apocalypse.
Apocalypse my ass.
This isn't the end of the world. Gods not angry with us. The Aliens aren't coming down.
It's the government.
Ye-ah.
With the big capital G. They're behind everything.
They know what we buy. They know what we eat. Where we go to the bathroom.
Hurry. Hurry.
They know what kinda cheese I like.
Pepper Jack.
They control it all and the weather too.
I gotta hand it to them though, Sharks. I never saw that coming.
Y- eah.
Weather satellites are currently tracking 3 off shore
water spouts over the pacific ocean. Experts are categorizing this as an EF4.
With a potential to becoming an EF5 tornado by the time it touches down on land.
In the San Fernando Valley all roads are blocked and movement-
Protein.
I know how we're going to get out of here.
You know we need a car first.
I've got it covered.
Oh nice!
You're gonna need stiches and antibiotics. And you're gonna have a hell of a scar.
That's ok. Chicks dig scars, right?
Why you driving so fast?
We got to get there fast before they clear the accident.
What accident?
Something I saw on the news.
Look out!
Whoa!
This is nuts.
Now we're never gonna get to Van Nuys.
- Baz, Drive around it. - I can't. It's blocked in every direction.
We got to get Matt before the storm picks up again.
I'm going for it.
- Are you crazy! Don't do it. - Go! Go! Go!
Whoo!
Pull your car over.
Dad! The police are chasing us.
- Hey Baz. - Yeah.
Stop your vehicle now!
Drive faster.
No worries mate.
Fast enough for ya?
Yeah.
Pull to the side of the road.
Stop your vehicle now.
Hey Baz, is that nitrous button?
- It certainly is mate. - What do yo say we hit that?
- Give it a go. - Hold on folks.
Hold on to your panties ladies.
Oh man!
Whoo! Now this is fun.
I think we lost them.
Now we're talking.
Ok.
It should be smooth sailing from here.
Why is there a retirement home next to an airport?
Because old people can't hear.
It doesn't look like they've left.
Their cars are still here.
I'm gonna go look upstairs.
Ok. I'll check these rooms.
Matt?
Has anybody seen anything?
Matt?
It's time to leave Kansas mate.
There's no one up here.
Where is everyone?
Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa!
No no no. I'm looking for Matt. Is there a Matt here?
Matt?
Uh, yeah yeah. I'm Matt. Who are you?
Guys I found Matt com on.
Come here. He's in here.
Matt!
Dad? Mom?
What are you guys doing here?
We had to come inland to avoid the storm.
- We came in to get you. - There's sharks everywhere.
Sharks?
Is this the best shelter you got?
Look, we don't exactly have a storm cellar.
We better find something to protect ourselves and quick.
From what?
They couldn't possibly make it all the way out here.
They can.
It's entirely possible. A hurricane can pick up marine life out of the ocean
and drop it hundreds of miles away.
Hold this.
Yeah, he's right. It happened once near Alice Springs. 100s of perch fell from the sky.
Why not Sharks?
Look, what the hell is going on here?
It's a Sharknado!
Let's get inside here. Get in get in.
The news said that there is 3 tornadoes in the area. We're not safe here.
What's the fastest way to get out of here?
Can that fly?
I don't know. Let me check.
Looks pretty beat up.
Hey you know what? She'll fly.
We're not all gonna fit in here.
We can't fly in these storms.
Then what are we gonna do?
We're gonna stand and fight?
We just wait and wait here for sharks to rain down to us again.
We need to arm ourselves with something more powerful then these.
What were you thinking?
That store, It's got everything we need.
Sepra peratus.
They must have evacuated.
How are we getting in?
Guys stand back. I have the key.
Dad, I'll be right back.
I have an idea. Come with me.
Oh nice! This is what I'm talking about.
Hey, do you think you can make this work?
Yeah. I'll make it work.
Good.
Bombs.
Bombs?
Instead of letting live sharks rain down on people, we are going to get in that chopper
and throw bombs into the tornadoes. Blasting those bastards to bits.
I like it, but how is that gonna stop a tornado?
Tornadoes happen when cold and warm air meet.
Now if you drop a bomb head, right in the middle of it, You might just equalize it.
But if you miss, we're screwed.
Oh, hell no. You got a death wish? No way!
Dad, I'm the only one that could do it.
Bobby and Noellen haven't even solod yet.
What's wrong?
Your son wants to go into a helicopter and drop a bomb into the tornado.
No! It's too dangerous.
I'll watch his back. I'll be his bombardier.
Then definitely not.
Dad, we have a chance to save thousands of lives. Maybe more.
You always taught me to help others. I'm going.
He's right April. We'll work it out together. I won't let anything happen to him.
Don't you understand you can die Matt?
Mom, we don't have any other option.
And you are not gonna stop me.
He certainly is your son.
Shopping cart?
Yeah.
Claud?
Hey! Come on. What are you doing down here? What's the problem?
You.
Your my problem.
Are we really gonna do that now? Now?
Look, what are you and mom doing?
You guys can barely stand to be in a room together for 5 minutes, and now.
What? Cause you are saving Matt you're best friends again?
He is my son.
I'm your daughter.
You guys are always there for him and you're never there for me.
Hey get that one. No no the other one.
You don't think I try?
Not hard enough.
I came for you first.
Try to remember that.
Come on. Come on.
Hey.
I fell off a slide when I was 2.
It hurt like hell.
Now people think it's cool.
No body thinks this is cool.
What happened?
I had a tattoo removed.
I don't like to talk about it.
I was raised by my grandparents.
When I was 7 my grandpa took me fishing on one of those day charter deals with his friends.
We wound up hitting into a reef and the boat went down.
My grandfather took me and put me inside this little life-raft for safety.
Everyone else was kinda swimming around trying to stay up and suddenly all these
sharks just started swarming and-
and then they...
tried to protect me but...
By morning they were all gone.
So I floated out there for 2 days until one of those coast guard
helicopters finally spotted me.
I thought I was safe but suddenly this shark leaped up and bit my leg.
6 people went into the water and one little girl came out.
The sharks took the rest.
They took my grandfather.
So I really hate sharks.
Now I really hate sharks too.
Nice work kids.
But this, this is a bomb.
Dad, the tornado is coming.
Hey!
Hey what are you doing?
In case things don't work out, We're going to move to plan B.
Baz builds a bigger bomb, and drives into the center of the storm.
That's not gonna work. It's a one way trip.
Especially with that leg.
You want to see me try?
No!
Fin, look after your family. They are a good bunch.
It's fine.
Alright, do what you gotta do.
Don't I always?
I will.
Watch our backs.
Be careful.
Alright get ready.
Do we have enough bombs?
Sure hope so.
First time in a chopper?
Yeah.
Scared?
Hell No!
Oh Crap.
Look at all those sharks!
Look out! More Sharks!
What are we gonna do?
You got it dad.
Oh my God, there's just too many of them!
We're gonna need a bigger chopper.
- I hope this bomb idea of yours works. - Trust me. It will.
- We're getting close. Get Ready. - Ready?
- Yeah. Bombs. Bombs. - Bombs. Bombs Bombs Bombs.
Careful with those Robert.
Alright, here's how you do it. Open the valve.
First tornado coming to the left here.
Push the button. Hold it for 3 seconds. We're gonna count.
Ok.
1. 2. 3.
Strike!
Whoo! Hahaha.
- Whoo! I did it! - Told ya!
That worked!
Fin!
How's the front end looking Bobby?
I'm not a captain yet sir.
Bobby look out!
Get down!
The tornado is coming this way.
Baz!
Second tornado! Second tornado!
The tornado is headed towards the airport. We need to destroy it before it gets to them.
Why!
Baz! Baz!
Dad! You have to leave him!
It's getting closer. We have to go now of we're dead.
OK, Tell me when.
Come on. Come on.
Let's go up there!
Ok people, everybody out of the pool. Everybody needs to get out of the pool and inside.
Yes Carl that means you. Out now please.
This is Joni Waves that's Joni with an "I" reporting live
as just one of these massive tornados is about to tear through Hollywood
and it's headed on course through the Valley and onto Van Nuys. It's about to tear
through the city of Los Aahh!
Getting close to the second tornado.
Already got another one.
Press the button down for 3 seconds. We're gonna count together. - Ok ok ok.
Alright. 1.2.3.
Light it!
Falling sharks!
Come on let's get them inside.
Oh my God. Run! Run!
- Run! Honey! - I can't run, I can't even walk!
Alright. Third tornado.
Look at the size of that thing.
Just stay focused.
- It's showtime! - I'm on it!
Go it!
Alright. Strike it!
Who is that up there?
That's my son.
You must be so proud.
Yeah. Yeah I am.
Its not working.
The bomb didn't land right.
- Hey! - We're out of bombs. What do we do?
I'll head back to base.
Turbulence is picking up.
Oh my God!
The Shark! The Shark!
- Watch out! Watch out! - Get off me get off me!
Die already! Why won't you die!
Ooh! Oh my god!
No!
Help!
Matt!
Get everybody to safely.
Come on everybody! Let's get away from the window.
Matt! Matt!
Come on! Come on! Get out of here.
Come here. Come on, go.
Are you alright?
Yeah. Yeah where is mom and Claudia?
They're on the hill.
Where's Nova?
She - Didn't make it.
Go look after your mother and sister.
Where you going?
I'm going to finish this.
Move! Get out of the way!
Daddy!
Get out of there!
Get outta the way!
Claudia Move!
Fin!
Dad!
Oh my God.
Dad?
Dad!
Nova!
Come on.
- Dad are you ok? - Yeah. Yeah.
Oh my God.
Breathe. Breathe!
Come on!
Oh my God! Oh my God!
I really hate sharks.
- Thank you! Thank you. - You're Welcome.
I never got your real name.
Jenny Lynn.
Nice to meet you... Jenny Lynn.
Hell of a day.
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