1 00:00:25,780 --> 00:00:29,932 I got to the Costa del Sol about 3 years ago. I had 2 00:00:30,140 --> 00:00:33,098 some cash set as I de, and after dedicating my life 3 00:00:33,300 --> 00:00:35,019 to law enforcement, 4 00:00:35,020 --> 00:00:37,932 I moved to Marbella to take some time off 5 00:00:38,140 --> 00:00:40,140 for myself. 6 00:00:45,740 --> 00:00:47,339 To Improve my diet... 7 00:00:47,340 --> 00:00:49,340 No, I'm full. 8 00:00:49,420 --> 00:00:51,775 Hey kid, get me a low calorie dessert! 9 00:00:51,980 --> 00:00:56,178 Gotta watch what I eat. You fat little slut! 10 00:00:56,620 --> 00:00:58,585 To get into shape... 11 00:00:58,620 --> 00:01:01,930 Gotta love these little sluts. Russian girls laugh at anything. 12 00:01:02,420 --> 00:01:04,019 To make new friends... 13 00:01:04,020 --> 00:01:06,409 Hey, don't leave your post, baby! 14 00:01:06,620 --> 00:01:08,975 She's ugly, but she'll suck you dry. 15 00:01:09,180 --> 00:01:10,379 People adored me. 16 00:01:10,380 --> 00:01:12,059 I was loved... 17 00:01:12,060 --> 00:01:14,060 and respected. 18 00:01:14,620 --> 00:01:17,532 The life of the party has arrived! 19 00:01:19,900 --> 00:01:22,858 What's wrong? Why all the long faces? 20 00:01:23,060 --> 00:01:25,060 Come on, cheer up! 21 00:01:25,580 --> 00:01:27,580 Torrente's buying! 22 00:01:41,420 --> 00:01:43,775 Until one day, it all fell apart. 23 00:01:44,140 --> 00:01:47,610 Villainous criminals robbed me of my entire fortune 24 00:01:48,140 --> 00:01:50,140 In fraudulent fashion. 25 00:01:50,220 --> 00:01:51,099 17. 26 00:01:51,100 --> 00:01:53,100 Again. 27 00:01:54,900 --> 00:01:58,210 Three times in a row! This is fucking unbelievable! 28 00:01:58,540 --> 00:01:59,939 Leave it there, kid. 29 00:01:59,940 --> 00:02:03,091 Leave it there, I'm going for 4. I'll buy Marbella! 30 00:02:03,300 --> 00:02:05,300 Go ahead, let it ride! 31 00:02:05,900 --> 00:02:08,255 Sir, the chips are each worth one million. 32 00:02:09,340 --> 00:02:11,340 Wait, wait a second, wait. 33 00:02:11,660 --> 00:02:13,660 A million each? 34 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:19,173 Stick it in this bag and I'll be on my way. 35 00:02:23,020 --> 00:02:24,659 Like I said, 36 00:02:24,660 --> 00:02:27,572 you need real balls to play this game. 37 00:02:29,580 --> 00:02:31,810 Are you saying I haven't got balls? 38 00:02:32,700 --> 00:02:36,010 Watch this. I'll bet all of it. And this. 39 00:02:36,340 --> 00:02:38,934 Fine, everything. My gold cross, 40 00:02:41,140 --> 00:02:43,779 my shoes, my crocodile skin shoes, 41 00:02:44,220 --> 00:02:45,659 they're brand new. 42 00:02:45,660 --> 00:02:47,259 The keys to the Ferrari... 43 00:02:47,260 --> 00:02:48,899 That's balls for you. 44 00:02:48,900 --> 00:02:51,289 Wait kid, before you spin... 45 00:02:51,500 --> 00:02:54,492 My diamond-ruby Atletico de Madrid pin. Do it. 46 00:02:54,820 --> 00:02:56,499 Gentlemen, no more bets. 47 00:02:56,500 --> 00:02:58,500 Spin away! 48 00:03:00,220 --> 00:03:02,220 Let's go, I'm on a roll. 49 00:03:04,780 --> 00:03:08,250 Alone, without money, without women... 50 00:03:09,300 --> 00:03:11,300 I got to thinking, and... 51 00:03:11,820 --> 00:03:13,739 I decided to return 52 00:03:13,740 --> 00:03:15,740 to my previous life: 53 00:03:15,780 --> 00:03:19,489 The fight against crime... the defense of order... 54 00:03:21,420 --> 00:03:23,570 the fulfillment of justice. 55 00:03:24,820 --> 00:03:29,371 And so, I started my very own detective school-agency. 56 00:03:29,780 --> 00:03:31,780 Yes, sir. 57 00:03:32,340 --> 00:03:34,340 I almost forgot... 58 00:03:34,620 --> 00:03:36,620 My name is Torrente. 59 00:03:36,780 --> 00:03:38,780 José Luis Torrente. 60 00:03:50,700 --> 00:03:53,168 TORRENTE 2 Mission IN MARBELLA 61 00:05:57,500 --> 00:06:01,288 Cuco, lighten up. We're pals, you know that. 62 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:03,730 I give you guys free hash one day, 63 00:06:03,940 --> 00:06:05,976 and more the next day... 64 00:06:06,180 --> 00:06:08,250 Do I look like the Salvation Army? 65 00:06:08,460 --> 00:06:09,379 Okay, Cuco. 66 00:06:09,380 --> 00:06:11,450 Look what we got for you. 67 00:06:12,780 --> 00:06:14,780 Holy shit! 68 00:06:15,020 --> 00:06:16,219 Okay, fine. 69 00:06:16,220 --> 00:06:20,008 But only because you caught me in a good mood. I'm a saint. 70 00:06:20,940 --> 00:06:22,259 Eat it! Attack! 71 00:06:22,260 --> 00:06:24,260 Hey, Torrente, the Pokemon! 72 00:06:24,420 --> 00:06:26,615 I finally got Pikachu. 73 00:06:27,460 --> 00:06:29,655 You're risking your life, kid. 74 00:06:29,860 --> 00:06:31,259 What's that? 75 00:06:31,260 --> 00:06:33,854 This is a killing machine. 76 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:35,979 And a faithful pet. 77 00:06:35,980 --> 00:06:37,859 You mean you got a dog? 78 00:06:37,860 --> 00:06:40,374 Allow me to introduce Franco, our new 79 00:06:40,580 --> 00:06:43,413 - combat machine. - That's a combat machine? 80 00:06:43,660 --> 00:06:44,899 A Rottweiler. 81 00:06:44,900 --> 00:06:47,050 A dog trained from birth 82 00:06:47,380 --> 00:06:49,380 to annihilate the enemy. 83 00:06:49,580 --> 00:06:51,580 - You're too much. - Hey! 84 00:06:51,700 --> 00:06:53,259 He's a Rottweiler! 85 00:06:53,260 --> 00:06:55,899 Are you blind? He's a Boxer. 86 00:06:56,100 --> 00:06:57,659 Wait a second. 87 00:06:57,660 --> 00:06:59,019 The instructions say 88 00:06:59,020 --> 00:07:01,898 he's in the Pitbull family, with a "pet degree" and everything. 89 00:07:02,100 --> 00:07:05,775 These are the voice controls. I'll have him attack you. 90 00:07:05,980 --> 00:07:07,980 You'll shit. 91 00:07:08,260 --> 00:07:09,739 Mush! Mush! 92 00:07:09,740 --> 00:07:12,015 Mush! Mush! 93 00:07:14,460 --> 00:07:16,815 He's just sniffing you first 94 00:07:17,100 --> 00:07:20,649 - for drugs. - He'll get high as a kite! 95 00:07:21,620 --> 00:07:23,499 Good times, Luis Alberto. 96 00:07:23,500 --> 00:07:26,219 The euro's crashing, the oil supply's running out... 97 00:07:26,420 --> 00:07:29,776 I'm ready for battle and I'm going to get those fuckers. 98 00:07:29,980 --> 00:07:31,980 Sir? 99 00:07:32,180 --> 00:07:33,459 What? 100 00:07:33,460 --> 00:07:34,899 I told you, not when 101 00:07:34,900 --> 00:07:36,900 I'm with Luis Alberto. 102 00:07:37,220 --> 00:07:38,859 I'm sorry, sir. 103 00:07:38,860 --> 00:07:41,090 My monkey has better manners. 104 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:43,219 Everything's ready... 105 00:07:43,220 --> 00:07:45,220 Proceed. 106 00:07:49,420 --> 00:07:51,420 - Yes? - Is this the mayor of Marbella? 107 00:07:51,540 --> 00:07:52,699 Yes, who is it? 108 00:07:52,700 --> 00:07:55,578 We have two Marker-17MIsslles aimed at the city. 109 00:07:55,780 --> 00:07:58,658 Who gave you this phone number? 110 00:07:58,940 --> 00:08:00,219 Listen carefully. 111 00:08:00,220 --> 00:08:03,849 Pay us two billion pesetas or we'll launch the missiles... 112 00:08:05,300 --> 00:08:08,975 - Who was it, honey? - Some wacko. 113 00:08:09,740 --> 00:08:11,740 Hello? Hello...? 114 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:14,700 They hung up, sir. 115 00:08:17,540 --> 00:08:19,540 Pain... 116 00:08:19,660 --> 00:08:22,015 I see lots of pain. 117 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:24,980 Torrente, Torrente... 118 00:08:25,500 --> 00:08:29,539 So what's my surveillance zone? I can get my dad's binoculars. 119 00:08:29,740 --> 00:08:32,015 Is this kid fucking stupid? Look, kid. 120 00:08:32,740 --> 00:08:35,174 You're busting my balls. 121 00:08:35,500 --> 00:08:38,219 You're not qualified for surveillance, 122 00:08:38,580 --> 00:08:42,175 or for anything. The only thing you're qualified for 123 00:08:42,380 --> 00:08:43,739 is an ass-kicking. 124 00:08:43,740 --> 00:08:45,740 Pablo, we already told you. 125 00:08:45,940 --> 00:08:49,649 Bring the money or we can't sign you up for training. 126 00:08:49,860 --> 00:08:51,860 - That's right. - I'll train the dog 127 00:08:52,020 --> 00:08:55,376 - if you want. - Go fucking train your mom. 128 00:08:56,220 --> 00:08:58,220 Nice wheels, kid! It's beautiful. 129 00:08:58,340 --> 00:09:01,537 I told you, Torrente. Look, there's my cousin. 130 00:09:05,340 --> 00:09:08,491 - How's it going? - Hey, fine, great. 131 00:09:08,700 --> 00:09:11,168 - Did you get it for us? - It's right here. 132 00:09:11,380 --> 00:09:15,896 But I told you I couldn't get papers. I can't get them for you. 133 00:09:16,100 --> 00:09:18,978 You have no idea how hard it was to get it! 134 00:09:19,180 --> 00:09:21,180 You brought the money, right? 135 00:09:21,300 --> 00:09:24,337 No, but Cuco said this was no money down. 136 00:09:24,540 --> 00:09:26,459 Shit, Cuco. 137 00:09:26,460 --> 00:09:30,294 I even changed a tire, and the steering wheel... Damn, Cuco! 138 00:09:31,140 --> 00:09:34,177 Well, we should test-drive it first anyway. 139 00:09:34,380 --> 00:09:35,659 Drive slow! 140 00:09:35,660 --> 00:09:38,049 - Can I drive? - No, you get too nervous. 141 00:09:38,260 --> 00:09:42,094 - Come on, that was a long time ago! - No, I know you too well. 142 00:09:42,620 --> 00:09:45,214 Please let me drive. I'm a good driver. 143 00:09:45,420 --> 00:09:48,253 Look, kid. Here. Finally a mission for you. 144 00:09:48,460 --> 00:09:52,009 Here's some change. Take Franco for an ice cream. 145 00:09:52,220 --> 00:09:53,739 Get in, Torrente. 146 00:09:53,740 --> 00:09:56,812 - This won't even buy an ice cube! - At the first stoplight 147 00:09:57,020 --> 00:09:59,020 I'll take over for you. 148 00:09:59,380 --> 00:10:01,380 Drive carefully. 149 00:10:13,340 --> 00:10:16,332 That fucker! My car! 150 00:10:17,020 --> 00:10:19,020 - Torrente... - My car! 151 00:10:19,100 --> 00:10:22,570 - Who'll pay for my car! - Torrente... 152 00:10:22,820 --> 00:10:25,971 You're dead! I'll kill you! 153 00:10:26,980 --> 00:10:30,017 - It wasn't my fault! - You're a dead man! 154 00:10:32,940 --> 00:10:34,940 - Come in. - Thank you. 155 00:10:35,020 --> 00:10:39,138 As you can imagine, it simply can't be tolerated. 156 00:10:39,380 --> 00:10:41,894 And not for financial reasons. 157 00:10:42,100 --> 00:10:44,660 That's obviously not the issue. 158 00:10:44,860 --> 00:10:47,420 Of course, it's a matter of respect. 159 00:10:47,620 --> 00:10:50,339 Right, that's right. 160 00:10:50,660 --> 00:10:53,220 - Respect. - Tell me about it. 161 00:10:53,460 --> 00:10:57,817 I've been a loyal subscriber to the ABC for over 40 years. 162 00:10:59,100 --> 00:11:02,410 A right-wing source of information is essential. 163 00:11:02,700 --> 00:11:04,700 Everyday I open the door, pick up 164 00:11:04,860 --> 00:11:07,169 my ABC, and read it while I drink 165 00:11:07,380 --> 00:11:08,579 my coffee. 166 00:11:08,580 --> 00:11:11,890 - As you should. - I live on the called Maravillas. 167 00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:14,100 Well, since a few weeks ago, 168 00:11:15,140 --> 00:11:16,739 a group of vandals 169 00:11:16,740 --> 00:11:19,095 has been trampling all the grass, 170 00:11:19,300 --> 00:11:22,451 turning over garbage cans, and even worse, 171 00:11:22,660 --> 00:11:24,660 intolerable, 172 00:11:25,500 --> 00:11:28,492 stealing my newspaper. 173 00:11:29,020 --> 00:11:31,853 Those days are over, Mr. Guijarro. I will personally 174 00:11:32,140 --> 00:11:34,099 find these animals 175 00:11:34,100 --> 00:11:36,295 and teach them to respect private property. 176 00:11:36,900 --> 00:11:38,579 Right. 177 00:11:38,580 --> 00:11:40,935 I'll walk you to the door. 178 00:11:45,060 --> 00:11:46,779 Just look at that. 179 00:11:46,780 --> 00:11:49,169 The imperial Eagle sure adds class 180 00:11:50,100 --> 00:11:52,216 to the emblem of our fatherland. 181 00:11:53,100 --> 00:11:56,410 And then that fucking constitution took it all away. 182 00:11:56,820 --> 00:12:01,018 It satisfies me to see that my case is in good hands. 183 00:12:09,140 --> 00:12:11,140 Goodbye, sir. 184 00:12:11,340 --> 00:12:13,340 See you soon. 185 00:12:20,740 --> 00:12:22,740 What the fuck? 186 00:12:22,900 --> 00:12:24,900 Torrente, you wanna hit? 187 00:12:24,980 --> 00:12:26,139 Son of a bitch! 188 00:12:26,140 --> 00:12:28,140 Come here, kid. 189 00:12:28,580 --> 00:12:31,299 Look, kid. I was in deep shit, 190 00:12:32,100 --> 00:12:34,136 and now look at me. I'm back. 191 00:12:35,140 --> 00:12:38,018 You know how hard it was to create this emporium? 192 00:12:38,260 --> 00:12:39,739 I've got loads 193 00:12:39,740 --> 00:12:42,777 of important cases coming in, as you can see. 194 00:12:44,420 --> 00:12:47,014 So if you screw up again, I'll castrate you! 195 00:12:50,860 --> 00:12:52,779 Don't scream, Torrente. 196 00:12:52,780 --> 00:12:54,739 Franco's very sensitive. 197 00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:58,938 The mutt has diarrhea. Clean up that crap. 198 00:12:59,260 --> 00:13:01,296 I have to go see another client. 199 00:13:07,700 --> 00:13:10,419 She's cheating on me, I know it. 200 00:13:10,780 --> 00:13:12,780 Don't jump to conclusions. 201 00:13:13,300 --> 00:13:15,860 I followed her! My wife’s a hooker! 202 00:13:16,860 --> 00:13:19,818 Everyday, when she thinks I'm at work, 203 00:13:20,020 --> 00:13:22,020 she goes to a brothel. 204 00:13:22,780 --> 00:13:25,169 But if you already followed her, 205 00:13:25,380 --> 00:13:28,213 what do you need my services for? 206 00:13:28,420 --> 00:13:29,179 No. 207 00:13:29,180 --> 00:13:30,299 I followed her, 208 00:13:30,300 --> 00:13:32,300 but I didn't go in. 209 00:13:32,380 --> 00:13:36,771 If I went in and found her with another guy I'd kill her. Dead! 210 00:13:39,340 --> 00:13:43,128 That's why I want you there with me. Here's her picture. 211 00:13:44,260 --> 00:13:46,260 Nice big titties. 212 00:13:48,580 --> 00:13:50,730 I mean... Antonio! 213 00:13:50,940 --> 00:13:52,940 Put this on his tab! Let's go. 214 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:56,655 Hiring a pro was the right thing to do. 215 00:13:56,860 --> 00:14:01,172 Taking justice into your own hands isn't politically correct anymore. 216 00:14:01,380 --> 00:14:05,134 By the way, my payment... There's an ATM around the corner. 217 00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:07,536 I'll meet you back here. 218 00:14:11,140 --> 00:14:14,815 Excuse me, is this where the ladies are? 219 00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:17,299 Ladies? 220 00:14:17,300 --> 00:14:19,300 I mean hookers. 221 00:14:19,340 --> 00:14:21,340 Yeah, come on in. 222 00:14:24,180 --> 00:14:26,740 Anabel, Giselle, 223 00:14:27,540 --> 00:14:29,540 Raquel, 224 00:14:30,220 --> 00:14:31,939 Michelle, 225 00:14:31,940 --> 00:14:33,940 and Francisca. 226 00:14:39,060 --> 00:14:40,259 That one. 227 00:14:40,260 --> 00:14:42,260 The bitch. 228 00:14:45,660 --> 00:14:47,660 Go wash the cobwebs off. 229 00:14:48,860 --> 00:14:50,860 Don't you like cottage cheese? 230 00:14:52,020 --> 00:14:53,899 It's my lucky day. 231 00:14:53,900 --> 00:14:55,779 Fat and disgusting. 232 00:14:55,780 --> 00:14:57,780 Hopefully it's tiny. 233 00:14:58,220 --> 00:14:59,659 You're a riot. 234 00:14:59,660 --> 00:15:01,499 Look at her. 235 00:15:01,500 --> 00:15:03,500 You make much in this joint? 236 00:15:03,580 --> 00:15:05,580 What do you care, scumbag? 237 00:15:05,660 --> 00:15:08,015 Well, to see how much you'll pay me 238 00:15:08,220 --> 00:15:11,098 not to tell your husband, who's waiting downstairs, 239 00:15:11,300 --> 00:15:13,300 that you're a whore. 240 00:15:14,220 --> 00:15:16,220 You... 241 00:15:17,780 --> 00:15:19,780 See if that's enough. 242 00:15:20,780 --> 00:15:24,455 Right. Hey, fucking tires me out, but... 243 00:15:24,660 --> 00:15:26,660 How about a little sword-cleaning? 244 00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:29,219 Or I'll tell your husband. 245 00:15:29,220 --> 00:15:31,495 Come on, it tastes like yogurt. 246 00:15:31,700 --> 00:15:33,700 On your knees. 247 00:15:36,060 --> 00:15:38,060 - You got my cash? - Yeah, here. 248 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:41,779 You're too paranoid. 249 00:15:41,780 --> 00:15:45,932 It's just a sewing shop, a bunch of nuns sewing... 250 00:15:46,260 --> 00:15:48,979 - Your wife spends all day sewing. - Sewing? 251 00:15:49,180 --> 00:15:51,410 She's never sewn anything of mine! 252 00:15:54,340 --> 00:15:57,013 - What's so funny? - Excuse me. 253 00:15:57,620 --> 00:16:01,977 I wanted to soften the blow, but... Your wife’s a hooker. A real whore. 254 00:16:02,540 --> 00:16:05,373 I mean, she really sucks great. 255 00:16:05,580 --> 00:16:07,650 She's never sucked anything of mine! 256 00:16:07,860 --> 00:16:09,860 Maybe you should pay her. 257 00:16:09,940 --> 00:16:11,940 Hey! Hey! 258 00:16:13,660 --> 00:16:15,660 Hey! 259 00:16:26,940 --> 00:16:28,099 Well? 260 00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:29,059 Sir? 261 00:16:29,060 --> 00:16:30,699 What is the denomination 262 00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:33,089 of origin of these bananas? 263 00:16:33,420 --> 00:16:35,019 They're Dominican, sir. 264 00:16:35,020 --> 00:16:37,136 Dominican? Good heavens! 265 00:16:37,820 --> 00:16:39,820 How many times have I told you? 266 00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:42,573 Luis Alberto only eats bananas from the Canary Islands! 267 00:16:42,900 --> 00:16:45,209 They ran out yesterday and I thought... 268 00:16:45,940 --> 00:16:47,779 You thought? 269 00:16:47,780 --> 00:16:49,780 You mean, you thought? 270 00:16:50,980 --> 00:16:53,733 Luis Alberto is sad. You see how drained he is? 271 00:16:54,220 --> 00:16:56,609 He's very sensitive and these things 272 00:16:56,860 --> 00:16:59,932 affect him a great deal. If I dismiss 273 00:17:00,140 --> 00:17:02,335 your error without punishing you, 274 00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:05,136 he'll think I don't care. 275 00:17:05,340 --> 00:17:06,619 I just thought... 276 00:17:06,620 --> 00:17:08,419 Thinking again! 277 00:17:08,420 --> 00:17:09,419 Robertson. 278 00:17:09,420 --> 00:17:11,420 Is the garbage disposal working? 279 00:17:11,540 --> 00:17:13,540 No, sir, please... 280 00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,900 Please, sir... 281 00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:35,665 Paco, give me some change. 282 00:17:35,700 --> 00:17:39,010 Quick, I've got the machine all warmed up. 283 00:17:39,220 --> 00:17:41,220 Come on. 284 00:17:42,140 --> 00:17:43,379 Ma'am... 285 00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:45,380 I'm playing that. 286 00:17:46,060 --> 00:17:47,499 She won! 287 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:49,179 Ma'am! 288 00:17:49,180 --> 00:17:50,339 That's mine! 289 00:17:50,340 --> 00:17:53,218 No, sir. The machine belongs to everyone. 290 00:17:53,420 --> 00:17:56,298 I won this money and I'm leaving. Tough luck. 291 00:17:56,740 --> 00:17:58,740 Ma'am! 292 00:18:16,820 --> 00:18:18,179 - Give me that. - Hey! 293 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,180 - Let go! - Off with his head! 294 00:18:20,340 --> 00:18:22,535 He's taking my money! Bastard! 295 00:18:26,220 --> 00:18:27,739 I'll kill you! 296 00:18:27,740 --> 00:18:29,019 You hear me? 297 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:31,170 I remember your face! 298 00:18:31,380 --> 00:18:33,380 I'll rip your head off! 299 00:18:33,980 --> 00:18:36,096 I'll find you and kill you! 300 00:19:25,020 --> 00:19:27,020 Get the car! 301 00:19:37,820 --> 00:19:41,529 Gayolo's around here somewhere. Look, here he is. 302 00:19:42,460 --> 00:19:45,611 - What are you doing? - Surveillance. 303 00:19:45,820 --> 00:19:49,130 - In your sleep? - I was just snoozing. 304 00:19:49,340 --> 00:19:51,774 Tomorrow I have to get up early for my route. 305 00:19:51,980 --> 00:19:55,893 That's why I offered you amphetamines. They're non-addictive. 306 00:19:56,100 --> 00:19:59,058 You guys just assume that all pills are bad. 307 00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:02,457 Sure, kid. And while you're dozing off her lover goes in, 308 00:20:02,660 --> 00:20:04,855 fucks her, and you miss the shot. 309 00:20:05,060 --> 00:20:08,848 Surveillance is proof-gathering. That's why her husband pays us. 310 00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:12,097 I'd say you’re going to fail another trimester. 311 00:20:12,300 --> 00:20:15,656 This surveillance stuff is fucking boring. 312 00:20:15,860 --> 00:20:18,249 - When do we start shooting? - Shooting? 313 00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:22,214 That's all you think about. What about your inscription money? 314 00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:26,493 Such ingratitude. State-of-the-art investigative technology in his hand 315 00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:29,089 - and he wants a shoot-out. - You're telling me. 316 00:20:31,100 --> 00:20:33,739 There's a naked chick up there. 317 00:20:35,460 --> 00:20:38,657 Well, well, well. An adulteress and a lesbian. 318 00:20:38,900 --> 00:20:41,289 Her husband'll be so pleased when we sell him 319 00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:43,695 the photos. Give me that, kid. 320 00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:45,299 Just a little longer. 321 00:20:45,300 --> 00:20:47,300 Give me the damn periscope! 322 00:20:49,620 --> 00:20:51,620 Suck those titties! 323 00:21:00,220 --> 00:21:02,220 Turn there! 324 00:21:04,780 --> 00:21:06,780 Turn, turn! 325 00:21:44,420 --> 00:21:47,139 This lady's a real swinger. 326 00:21:49,620 --> 00:21:52,134 Torrente, did you hear that? 327 00:21:52,340 --> 00:21:54,854 Don't bother me, this is the best part. 328 00:22:21,900 --> 00:22:23,900 You scared the shit out of me! 329 00:22:25,020 --> 00:22:27,614 I can't pick up the bike myself... 330 00:22:28,100 --> 00:22:32,616 I have a herniated disk, my doctor told me not to lift things. 331 00:22:33,820 --> 00:22:35,820 See you later. 332 00:22:38,300 --> 00:22:40,530 Where the fuck have you been? 333 00:22:40,740 --> 00:22:44,528 The show's over. But we got lots of nice pics. 334 00:22:44,860 --> 00:22:48,694 - Look what I found for you, Torrente. - Wow, a pin! 335 00:22:48,900 --> 00:22:52,813 My favorite team, Atletico! This'll bring us good luck. 336 00:22:53,580 --> 00:22:58,096 Perfect. I acquire missiles most countries would die for, 337 00:22:58,300 --> 00:23:01,895 I have an entire city in check, and a few hours before, 338 00:23:02,100 --> 00:23:06,491 the chip that guides and detonates them disappears. Fools! 339 00:23:06,740 --> 00:23:08,705 Sir. 340 00:23:08,740 --> 00:23:11,095 The intruder's gone, and Fabiano's missing. 341 00:23:12,020 --> 00:23:14,056 Well, well, Fabiano. 342 00:23:15,060 --> 00:23:17,060 He'd better turn up soon, 343 00:23:17,100 --> 00:23:20,410 and with the detonator chip. If not, someone 344 00:23:21,260 --> 00:23:23,260 will pay dearly. 345 00:23:55,540 --> 00:23:57,576 That's a nice touch, kid. 346 00:23:58,420 --> 00:24:00,420 Very kind of you. 347 00:24:00,860 --> 00:24:02,896 Sometimes I get upset with you, 348 00:24:03,540 --> 00:24:05,610 but you're a great helper, Cuco. 349 00:24:05,820 --> 00:24:07,820 You taught me all I know, 350 00:24:07,940 --> 00:24:09,699 Torrente. 351 00:24:09,700 --> 00:24:11,700 Can I ask you a question? 352 00:24:12,020 --> 00:24:13,779 Sure, kid, sure. 353 00:24:13,780 --> 00:24:16,613 Why'd they kick you off the police force? 354 00:24:18,820 --> 00:24:23,371 That's something I've never, ever told anyone. 355 00:24:24,940 --> 00:24:26,940 But sometimes... 356 00:24:27,340 --> 00:24:30,059 difficult experiences should be shared 357 00:24:30,580 --> 00:24:32,580 with true friends. 358 00:24:32,700 --> 00:24:36,170 So I'll tell you why, though it's hard for me... 359 00:24:36,780 --> 00:24:38,780 It was many years ago. 360 00:24:39,420 --> 00:24:41,615 In the spring of... 361 00:24:42,060 --> 00:24:44,060 Nineteen... 362 00:24:44,220 --> 00:24:45,339 Kid? 363 00:24:45,340 --> 00:24:47,340 Kid? 364 00:25:04,940 --> 00:25:06,940 Shit, my route! 365 00:25:10,780 --> 00:25:13,931 I'll have to charge you guys for sleeping here. 366 00:25:14,140 --> 00:25:16,529 Paco, don't be a jerk. 367 00:25:17,260 --> 00:25:19,260 Pour me a whisky. 368 00:25:19,660 --> 00:25:22,015 - And some tortilla. - Jesus, Torrente. 369 00:25:22,220 --> 00:25:25,178 Like I always say, the last drink at home... 370 00:25:25,380 --> 00:25:27,219 or you won't make it home. 371 00:25:27,220 --> 00:25:29,780 Paco, give me an orange juice. 372 00:25:29,980 --> 00:25:32,540 - Coming right up. - Fresh squeezed. 373 00:25:34,380 --> 00:25:36,416 Sir, there are men from Interpol here. 374 00:25:36,620 --> 00:25:38,379 What? Interpol? 375 00:25:38,380 --> 00:25:40,380 Yes, Interpol. 376 00:25:43,020 --> 00:25:45,898 - Miss, it's extremely urgent. - I said you can't... 377 00:25:46,100 --> 00:25:48,100 No time for protocol. 378 00:25:48,180 --> 00:25:50,139 Listen... 379 00:25:50,140 --> 00:25:52,370 If it's about the land claims, 380 00:25:52,580 --> 00:25:54,499 it's been taken care of. 381 00:25:54,500 --> 00:25:58,049 - Land claims? - No, we're here about the missiles. 382 00:25:58,260 --> 00:25:59,939 We need your cooperation 383 00:25:59,940 --> 00:26:01,259 for the operation. 384 00:26:01,260 --> 00:26:02,979 Operation? 385 00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:06,177 You mean the missile threat was real? 386 00:26:06,460 --> 00:26:09,497 I'm afraid so, sir. For now there's no cause for alarm. 387 00:26:09,700 --> 00:26:11,930 We have an agent among Spinelli's men. 388 00:26:13,620 --> 00:26:15,620 Didn't he play for Bayern Munich? 389 00:26:18,020 --> 00:26:22,810 That's right, in three minutes it oxidizes and loses all the vitamins. 390 00:26:23,020 --> 00:26:25,215 Though the skin is more concentrated. 391 00:26:25,420 --> 00:26:26,579 Shut up. 392 00:26:26,580 --> 00:26:29,936 - Anything besides the necklace? - No, just the diamond necklace. 393 00:26:30,140 --> 00:26:31,459 It's worth a fortune. 394 00:26:31,460 --> 00:26:34,418 Yeah, but they can't tell the police because her lover gave it to her. 395 00:26:34,620 --> 00:26:36,620 Mrs. Kowalski's really something. 396 00:26:36,780 --> 00:26:38,099 They hired a detective, 397 00:26:38,100 --> 00:26:41,058 they say he's the best. He arrives at noon, 398 00:26:41,260 --> 00:26:42,099 today. 399 00:26:42,100 --> 00:26:44,100 - Maybe he'll get it back. - I hope so. 400 00:26:45,700 --> 00:26:47,700 It's 10:30, I still have time. 401 00:26:47,820 --> 00:26:51,130 I'm taking the gun on this one, it's a serious case. 402 00:26:51,580 --> 00:26:53,810 Here, Franco. You'll love Dexidrine. 403 00:26:54,060 --> 00:26:55,659 Don't give him that crap. 404 00:26:55,660 --> 00:26:57,099 He'll shit everywhere. 405 00:26:57,100 --> 00:26:59,100 Take him for a walk. 406 00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:01,419 The landlady! 407 00:27:01,420 --> 00:27:03,934 I know you're in there! Stop hiding! 408 00:27:04,140 --> 00:27:06,176 She's such a pain in the ass. 409 00:27:06,660 --> 00:27:08,259 - Open the door. - Me? 410 00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:10,260 Yeah, she likes you. Go on. 411 00:27:11,100 --> 00:27:13,100 I'll bust the door in! 412 00:27:16,740 --> 00:27:20,494 Hi, there. Sorry I was so harsh, but your boss 413 00:27:20,700 --> 00:27:22,459 owes me a few months 414 00:27:22,460 --> 00:27:23,739 rent. 415 00:27:23,740 --> 00:27:24,779 Fifteen. 416 00:27:24,780 --> 00:27:26,780 Yeah, tell me about it. 417 00:27:26,820 --> 00:27:27,939 He's so forgetful. 418 00:27:27,940 --> 00:27:29,940 He drives me nuts. 419 00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:33,489 Anyway, it must have been all that red tape stuff. 420 00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:35,930 If you say so, I believe you. 421 00:27:36,140 --> 00:27:38,574 You look like a good kid. But when you see 422 00:27:38,780 --> 00:27:40,739 your boss tell him 423 00:27:40,740 --> 00:27:42,379 I'm on to him. 424 00:27:42,380 --> 00:27:46,055 Hey, handsome. If you need anything you know where to find me. 425 00:27:52,860 --> 00:27:54,860 She's crazy about you. 426 00:27:54,940 --> 00:27:57,090 You'll have to give her some. 427 00:27:57,300 --> 00:27:59,300 What do you mean, Torrente? 428 00:27:59,420 --> 00:28:01,650 Don't be coy, kid. 429 00:28:01,860 --> 00:28:04,693 Those older ladies always want more. 430 00:28:05,220 --> 00:28:07,256 Then give her your dog. 431 00:28:13,740 --> 00:28:14,579 Hello. 432 00:28:14,580 --> 00:28:15,459 Yes? 433 00:28:15,460 --> 00:28:17,690 I'm the detective, they're expecting me. 434 00:28:17,900 --> 00:28:19,900 Come in. 435 00:28:23,060 --> 00:28:25,893 Wait here, I'll tell her you’re here. 436 00:28:52,380 --> 00:28:53,179 Hey, kid! 437 00:28:53,180 --> 00:28:54,739 The backhand! 438 00:28:54,740 --> 00:28:56,179 Watch the backhand! 439 00:28:56,180 --> 00:28:59,058 - Tighten it up! - Get the fuck out of here. 440 00:29:00,580 --> 00:29:02,935 Hello, I'm Mrs. Kowalski. 441 00:29:03,460 --> 00:29:05,690 - Are you from the agency? - Yes, ma'am. 442 00:29:05,940 --> 00:29:07,940 Show me where the crime took place. 443 00:29:08,020 --> 00:29:10,020 This way. 444 00:29:10,660 --> 00:29:12,099 You see? 445 00:29:12,100 --> 00:29:15,888 They broke the jewelry box, but they didn't take anything else. 446 00:29:16,100 --> 00:29:18,489 Ma'am, the clues are visible. 447 00:29:20,020 --> 00:29:22,739 Obvious leads. 448 00:29:23,100 --> 00:29:24,539 To the trained eye, of course. 449 00:29:24,540 --> 00:29:26,735 I was a cop for many years. 450 00:29:28,220 --> 00:29:30,220 Don't touch anything. 451 00:29:36,900 --> 00:29:38,900 Ma'am... 452 00:29:39,780 --> 00:29:41,299 Is this yours? 453 00:29:41,300 --> 00:29:43,059 Yes, why? 454 00:29:43,060 --> 00:29:44,579 No reason. 455 00:29:44,580 --> 00:29:48,255 I was just imagining you with it on. 456 00:29:54,980 --> 00:29:56,619 Ma'am. 457 00:29:56,620 --> 00:29:58,975 I'm close to finding your necklace. 458 00:30:01,540 --> 00:30:05,169 - Shouldn't you question the maid? - The maid? 459 00:30:05,380 --> 00:30:07,380 Lady, the only question I have for 460 00:30:07,420 --> 00:30:09,420 your made is "How much for a blowjob?". 461 00:30:12,740 --> 00:30:16,255 I'm running late, lots of cases. Maybe another time. 462 00:30:16,460 --> 00:30:18,974 Could you give me an advance? 463 00:30:19,180 --> 00:30:22,536 - I thought the agency handles that. - No, for transport. 464 00:30:22,740 --> 00:30:24,740 Just some pocket money. 465 00:30:29,540 --> 00:30:31,540 Thank you, ma'am. 466 00:30:32,140 --> 00:30:34,700 Thank you very much. 467 00:30:34,900 --> 00:30:37,494 - Will a photo of the necklace help? - Yes, yes. 468 00:30:37,900 --> 00:30:39,900 This'll come in handy. 469 00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:42,769 Right, ma'am, anytime. I'm off. 470 00:30:42,980 --> 00:30:46,450 Don't bother showing me out, I know the way. Goodbye. 471 00:30:52,700 --> 00:30:54,700 Hello. 472 00:30:59,100 --> 00:31:00,739 Yes? 473 00:31:00,740 --> 00:31:02,339 I'm from the agency. 474 00:31:02,340 --> 00:31:05,138 Yes, about the plumbing, right? 475 00:31:06,420 --> 00:31:07,939 We called last Thursday. 476 00:31:07,940 --> 00:31:09,699 The whole bathroom's flooded. 477 00:31:09,700 --> 00:31:11,059 Please come in. 478 00:31:11,060 --> 00:31:13,060 What are you talking about? 479 00:31:13,340 --> 00:31:15,456 Look, here we are. 480 00:31:15,700 --> 00:31:17,659 This is it. 481 00:31:17,660 --> 00:31:21,016 Keep your eyes open and your mouth shut. 482 00:31:21,220 --> 00:31:24,178 And above all, kid, no distractions! 483 00:31:24,380 --> 00:31:26,940 There should be a way... 484 00:31:27,700 --> 00:31:29,770 To say everything... 485 00:31:33,140 --> 00:31:35,140 But that's not the case. 486 00:31:37,780 --> 00:31:40,135 Today I found that all the words... 487 00:31:42,740 --> 00:31:45,732 Some how joined together... 488 00:31:45,980 --> 00:31:47,259 Torrente. 489 00:31:47,260 --> 00:31:49,225 Torrente. 490 00:31:49,260 --> 00:31:51,179 Are you all right? 491 00:31:51,180 --> 00:31:53,180 This is incredible. 492 00:31:53,260 --> 00:31:55,260 She's an angel. She's... 493 00:31:55,740 --> 00:31:57,219 She's wonderful. 494 00:31:57,220 --> 00:31:58,819 Wonderful. 495 00:31:58,820 --> 00:32:01,971 - She sure is pretty. - No, more than pretty. More. 496 00:32:02,180 --> 00:32:04,569 She's different from the rest. 497 00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:07,730 My heart, kid. My heart. 498 00:32:08,420 --> 00:32:10,420 I can feel it beating. 499 00:32:10,860 --> 00:32:13,658 - I'm in love. - Come on, we have to investigate. 500 00:32:13,860 --> 00:32:15,860 Didn't you say no distractions? 501 00:32:16,460 --> 00:32:18,460 Simply with a kiss... 502 00:32:23,100 --> 00:32:25,295 There's just no way. 503 00:32:26,820 --> 00:32:30,654 These things always turn out badly. 504 00:32:30,980 --> 00:32:35,098 Come on, Mauricio. Don't be a jerk. I'm a good client. 505 00:32:36,060 --> 00:32:38,096 I have plenty of good clients. 506 00:32:40,260 --> 00:32:42,139 What if... 507 00:32:42,140 --> 00:32:44,140 For God's sake, cover yourself. 508 00:32:44,700 --> 00:32:47,260 I have plenty of sluts, too. 509 00:32:47,580 --> 00:32:49,580 Place is full of them. 510 00:32:49,820 --> 00:32:51,936 How old are you? 511 00:32:52,500 --> 00:32:54,500 Seventeen. 512 00:32:55,100 --> 00:32:59,059 What color are your... panties? 513 00:33:05,140 --> 00:33:07,529 It's your lucky day. 514 00:33:08,420 --> 00:33:12,379 I don't have any with that little bird on them in my collection. 515 00:33:12,980 --> 00:33:14,419 Well then? 516 00:33:14,420 --> 00:33:16,420 Throw in the panties, 517 00:33:17,060 --> 00:33:20,769 and I can give you 95 grams for the necklace. 518 00:33:20,980 --> 00:33:22,980 Take it or leave it. 519 00:33:23,020 --> 00:33:26,057 With Mauricio Torrente 520 00:33:26,420 --> 00:33:28,420 there's no haggling. 521 00:33:38,380 --> 00:33:40,380 You pig. 522 00:33:45,700 --> 00:33:49,375 You've got a little pig in you as well. 523 00:33:52,260 --> 00:33:54,260 95 grams. 524 00:33:54,420 --> 00:33:57,298 Don't snort it all at once. 525 00:33:58,340 --> 00:34:00,340 You're disgusting. 526 00:34:00,420 --> 00:34:03,935 Don't be mad at Uncle Mauricio. You want some pills 527 00:34:04,140 --> 00:34:06,140 as a tip? 528 00:34:07,500 --> 00:34:09,500 Here, take them. 529 00:34:24,220 --> 00:34:25,539 Oh, well, kid. 530 00:34:25,540 --> 00:34:29,499 I don't see anything here that could have to do with the Kowalski case. 531 00:34:29,740 --> 00:34:31,970 What do we do? File a complaint? 532 00:34:32,180 --> 00:34:34,535 No, I think we'd better speak 533 00:34:35,860 --> 00:34:37,419 directly to the owner. 534 00:34:37,420 --> 00:34:40,571 - Come on. - I'll stay and guard your whisky. 535 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:48,219 Hey, kid. I want to see the owner. 536 00:34:48,540 --> 00:34:50,540 Impossible. 537 00:34:52,740 --> 00:34:54,019 Look, junior. 538 00:34:54,020 --> 00:34:55,019 You... 539 00:34:55,020 --> 00:34:57,693 You don't know me. I'm Torrente. 540 00:35:00,340 --> 00:35:02,340 This way. 541 00:35:07,060 --> 00:35:08,099 Dad. 542 00:35:08,100 --> 00:35:09,779 Excuse me. 543 00:35:09,780 --> 00:35:10,819 Go on, kid! 544 00:35:10,820 --> 00:35:12,459 Go hit the gym. 545 00:35:12,460 --> 00:35:14,460 You're excused. 546 00:35:14,700 --> 00:35:16,019 Good evening, sir. 547 00:35:16,020 --> 00:35:18,170 Who the fuck said you could...? 548 00:35:18,820 --> 00:35:20,299 Relax, boss. 549 00:35:20,300 --> 00:35:21,419 No worries. 550 00:35:21,420 --> 00:35:23,420 I'm not gonna hurt you. 551 00:35:23,860 --> 00:35:25,860 Have you seen this necklace? 552 00:35:27,820 --> 00:35:30,698 Are you a cop? 553 00:35:31,860 --> 00:35:34,215 Unfortunately, for them... 554 00:35:34,500 --> 00:35:35,859 I'm no longer 555 00:35:35,860 --> 00:35:40,138 part of the force. I'm a private investigator now, 556 00:35:40,460 --> 00:35:41,899 a detective. 557 00:35:41,900 --> 00:35:45,210 Let's see if I understood you right. 558 00:35:46,780 --> 00:35:49,931 You come to my house, interrogate me... 559 00:35:51,540 --> 00:35:54,896 If you want to see me you have to request an audience. 560 00:35:56,260 --> 00:35:58,260 You're lucky I'm in a good mood. 561 00:35:59,180 --> 00:36:01,180 I won't kick your ass this time. 562 00:36:01,500 --> 00:36:03,889 Go on, get out of my sight. 563 00:36:04,220 --> 00:36:05,819 It upsets my stomach 564 00:36:05,820 --> 00:36:08,015 to see a guy so stupid 565 00:36:08,220 --> 00:36:10,220 and ugly. 566 00:36:12,380 --> 00:36:13,459 Marcelo. 567 00:36:13,460 --> 00:36:15,460 Show this gentleman 568 00:36:15,495 --> 00:36:16,819 the door. 569 00:36:16,820 --> 00:36:20,608 Hey, there are nicer ways to not cooperate! 570 00:36:29,900 --> 00:36:31,900 - How did it go? - Fine, fine. 571 00:36:31,980 --> 00:36:35,893 They were scared but I could tell they knew nothing. 572 00:36:36,140 --> 00:36:37,299 Another whisky. 573 00:36:37,300 --> 00:36:40,178 Spanish brand, malt, imported, or Scotch? 574 00:36:40,780 --> 00:36:44,568 I don't care. But let the lady serve me, you're too ugly. 575 00:36:46,140 --> 00:36:49,576 I think we followed a false lead. These things happen 576 00:36:49,780 --> 00:36:51,780 sometimes, it's inevitable. 577 00:36:52,140 --> 00:36:55,337 - Then let's go, Torrente. - What's the hurry? 578 00:36:55,580 --> 00:36:58,617 - I have to go deal some drugs. - Deal drugs? 579 00:36:58,820 --> 00:37:01,209 Occasionally, just to make ends meet. 580 00:37:01,420 --> 00:37:05,129 No excuses, kid. You know how I feel about drugs. 581 00:37:05,420 --> 00:37:08,218 You have to take them with moderation, like me. 582 00:37:08,420 --> 00:37:09,939 Rigorous self-control. 583 00:37:09,940 --> 00:37:14,058 Or else you become a social outcast, one of those pariahs. 584 00:37:18,340 --> 00:37:21,332 You want to end up marginal? Maladjusted? 585 00:37:23,380 --> 00:37:25,496 Come on, grab the glass. 586 00:37:27,940 --> 00:37:30,852 A junkie took the chip from you? 587 00:37:31,060 --> 00:37:32,299 Yes. 588 00:37:32,300 --> 00:37:34,894 - A fucking junkie. - And the chip 589 00:37:35,100 --> 00:37:38,058 is inside a pin 590 00:37:38,260 --> 00:37:41,058 with the insignia of Atletico de Madrid? 591 00:37:42,380 --> 00:37:43,339 That's right. 592 00:37:43,340 --> 00:37:45,490 Fucking right. I had it. 593 00:37:46,380 --> 00:37:49,099 It was a stroke of bad luck. 594 00:37:51,300 --> 00:37:53,609 I promise I'll get it back. Give me time. 595 00:37:53,820 --> 00:37:57,529 You don't have much. Spinelli's looking for you 596 00:37:58,220 --> 00:38:00,220 so he can repay your loyalty. 597 00:38:01,260 --> 00:38:05,253 If you don't find the detonator in 48 hours, 598 00:38:06,180 --> 00:38:08,180 we'll save him the trouble. 599 00:38:11,220 --> 00:38:13,220 Dad, the artist is here. 600 00:38:13,300 --> 00:38:16,258 You're going to describe for this gentleman 601 00:38:17,620 --> 00:38:19,620 the junkie who robbed you. 602 00:38:20,940 --> 00:38:23,170 You can't trust anyone these days. 603 00:38:23,380 --> 00:38:27,419 Leaving his surveillance post like that... Gayolo's a disaster. 604 00:38:27,620 --> 00:38:29,770 Well, having to get up early and all... 605 00:38:29,980 --> 00:38:32,369 That's no way to be a detective. 606 00:38:33,580 --> 00:38:35,179 That bitch is up there 607 00:38:35,180 --> 00:38:36,779 with some jerk... 608 00:38:36,780 --> 00:38:39,931 The thing is, unless they stand by the window, 609 00:38:40,500 --> 00:38:43,333 - we're out of luck. - We'll have to wait. 610 00:38:45,780 --> 00:38:48,772 This is the hardest part of being an investigator. 611 00:38:48,980 --> 00:38:52,336 The waiting, so long and boring, 612 00:38:52,940 --> 00:38:55,135 like a Sunday without soccer. 613 00:39:00,380 --> 00:39:02,575 Let's jerk each other off. 614 00:39:04,340 --> 00:39:06,299 With our hands or mouths? 615 00:39:06,300 --> 00:39:07,819 What? 616 00:39:07,820 --> 00:39:09,820 You're a freak. You pig. 617 00:39:09,940 --> 00:39:11,940 "Mouths"! 618 00:39:12,060 --> 00:39:14,060 Can you reach? 619 00:39:15,180 --> 00:39:17,180 Show me. 620 00:39:18,180 --> 00:39:19,099 Shit! 621 00:39:19,100 --> 00:39:20,299 A shot! 622 00:39:20,300 --> 00:39:22,300 That son of a bitch! 623 00:39:24,340 --> 00:39:26,305 It's the husband! 624 00:39:26,340 --> 00:39:28,376 He said he'd be gone till Saturday! 625 00:39:28,620 --> 00:39:30,620 Another case fucked to hell. 626 00:39:30,780 --> 00:39:32,780 The photos are useless now. 627 00:39:32,860 --> 00:39:35,215 - Sell them to the tabloids. - The tabloids! 628 00:39:39,820 --> 00:39:44,257 I don't know, his expression... he looked dumber. 629 00:39:44,460 --> 00:39:45,739 Dumber? 630 00:39:45,740 --> 00:39:46,899 Yeah. 631 00:39:46,900 --> 00:39:49,255 - Dumber than this? - Yes. 632 00:39:49,620 --> 00:39:52,657 Tomorrow morning all our associates 633 00:39:52,860 --> 00:39:54,619 will have a copy. 634 00:39:54,620 --> 00:39:58,090 Come early tomorrow, we have lots to do. 635 00:39:58,300 --> 00:40:01,019 And I want you to walk the dog. Bye. 636 00:40:01,220 --> 00:40:03,780 - Torrente... - What? 637 00:40:04,300 --> 00:40:06,689 Could I stay with you tonight? 638 00:40:07,180 --> 00:40:09,899 - My folks are pissed off at me. - Why? 639 00:40:10,940 --> 00:40:12,940 My mom drives me crazy. 640 00:40:13,020 --> 00:40:16,057 Now she's saying that I take things from home... 641 00:40:16,740 --> 00:40:18,740 Go on, go on. 642 00:40:18,860 --> 00:40:20,825 - Thanks. - I hope you don't snore. 643 00:40:20,860 --> 00:40:24,978 Bad news, kid. The sofa's mine, you get the chair. 644 00:40:25,260 --> 00:40:26,739 What have we here? 645 00:40:26,740 --> 00:40:28,419 Just who I'm looking for. 646 00:40:28,420 --> 00:40:31,890 We were on our way to see you, ma'am. We have the money. 647 00:40:32,100 --> 00:40:33,739 Well, we had it. 648 00:40:33,740 --> 00:40:35,740 But the kid... 649 00:40:36,140 --> 00:40:37,659 He got mugged. 650 00:40:37,660 --> 00:40:39,660 They took his wallet. 651 00:40:39,820 --> 00:40:43,335 The gold MasterCard, all his cards, his money... 652 00:40:43,820 --> 00:40:45,179 In fact, 653 00:40:45,180 --> 00:40:48,889 I was opening the office so he could sleep here. He lost his keys, too. 654 00:40:49,100 --> 00:40:52,297 How could the boy sleep in that pigsty? 655 00:40:52,500 --> 00:40:55,139 Yeah, that's right. Maybe... 656 00:40:55,340 --> 00:40:57,340 you could put him up? 657 00:40:57,375 --> 00:40:58,499 Finally. 658 00:40:58,500 --> 00:41:02,254 You finally said something that makes sense. Come on, honey. 659 00:41:02,460 --> 00:41:04,530 - Go on. - I'll make room for you. 660 00:41:04,940 --> 00:41:07,579 Did you eat dinner? You must be starving. 661 00:41:07,980 --> 00:41:09,980 Go get her, champ! 662 00:41:10,420 --> 00:41:12,420 Come. 663 00:41:16,380 --> 00:41:18,610 Come to mama, sugar. 664 00:41:21,140 --> 00:41:22,659 Torrente! 665 00:41:22,660 --> 00:41:24,730 No, no, no. 666 00:41:25,980 --> 00:41:27,980 Torrente! 667 00:42:21,060 --> 00:42:23,255 Franco, you faggot! 668 00:42:24,380 --> 00:42:28,055 I'll bet you've been out sucking other dogs' asses. Damn dog. 669 00:42:34,100 --> 00:42:36,170 Kid, we've got work to do. 670 00:42:38,300 --> 00:42:40,300 Are you okay? 671 00:42:40,540 --> 00:42:42,540 I'm ready, Torrente. 672 00:42:44,340 --> 00:42:48,572 Here, for the road, my love. Bacon with tomato and fried peppers. 673 00:42:48,780 --> 00:42:50,780 Thanks, baby doll. 674 00:42:52,460 --> 00:42:53,499 Right. 675 00:42:53,500 --> 00:42:54,779 Goodbye, ma'am. 676 00:42:54,780 --> 00:42:59,217 We have to gather information, kid! Why were you in there for so long? 677 00:42:59,420 --> 00:43:02,139 You know, Torrente. Living the vida loca. 678 00:43:02,340 --> 00:43:04,340 I'll smack you one. 679 00:43:06,980 --> 00:43:08,980 Look, there he is. 680 00:43:09,060 --> 00:43:10,819 Monolito! 681 00:43:10,820 --> 00:43:12,856 What's up, Torrente? 682 00:43:13,060 --> 00:43:15,060 - I have a job for you. - You do? 683 00:43:15,180 --> 00:43:17,180 What do you make of this? 684 00:43:19,180 --> 00:43:21,180 This is dangerous, Torrente. 685 00:43:21,300 --> 00:43:23,300 I'm not ready to die yet. 686 00:43:23,335 --> 00:43:24,899 Good Lord! 687 00:43:24,900 --> 00:43:27,130 Elite forces are involved. 688 00:43:27,340 --> 00:43:29,456 Top ranks of the higher archy. 689 00:43:29,660 --> 00:43:31,339 The Pentagon! 690 00:43:31,340 --> 00:43:33,410 - What about the necklace? - What necklace? 691 00:43:33,740 --> 00:43:35,740 The one in the photo! 692 00:43:36,220 --> 00:43:38,220 I thought you meant the ring. 693 00:43:40,300 --> 00:43:42,059 What about the ring? 694 00:43:42,060 --> 00:43:45,097 I told you, it's dangerous. I can't say more. 695 00:43:48,020 --> 00:43:50,020 Got any change? 696 00:43:54,060 --> 00:43:56,060 It's not about money, Torrente. 697 00:44:00,660 --> 00:44:02,660 This ring can only be 698 00:44:02,695 --> 00:44:03,939 worn by 699 00:44:03,940 --> 00:44:05,579 specialists working 700 00:44:05,580 --> 00:44:08,140 international affairs for the FBI. 701 00:44:08,340 --> 00:44:09,539 You understand? 702 00:44:09,540 --> 00:44:12,737 They're having an important party tonight. 703 00:44:13,100 --> 00:44:16,058 At the American Consulate. They often show up 704 00:44:16,260 --> 00:44:18,649 - around there. - We'll be there. 705 00:44:18,860 --> 00:44:20,860 Thanks, Manolito. 706 00:44:21,420 --> 00:44:23,456 - I owe you one. - Give me something! 707 00:44:24,180 --> 00:44:26,740 Here, fucking take it! You're too impatient! 708 00:44:41,420 --> 00:44:45,493 The kids are naturals at advertising! 709 00:44:48,100 --> 00:44:51,979 "Where the cops can't reach, Torrente Investigations". 710 00:44:52,180 --> 00:44:54,180 This is fucking cool. 711 00:44:54,380 --> 00:44:56,689 I can break a few windows if you want. 712 00:44:57,460 --> 00:44:58,779 Listen, kid. 713 00:44:58,780 --> 00:45:01,499 - Didn't I tell you to fuck off? - Here's one: 714 00:45:02,260 --> 00:45:05,058 "If anyone bugs you at all, give Torrente a call". 715 00:45:05,260 --> 00:45:06,859 Are you stupid? 716 00:45:06,860 --> 00:45:08,860 "Is peace your objective? Torrente Detective". 717 00:45:08,900 --> 00:45:11,095 "Be intelligent, call Torrente". 718 00:45:12,740 --> 00:45:14,740 Mom! 719 00:45:15,820 --> 00:45:17,579 Mom! 720 00:45:17,580 --> 00:45:19,580 Run to Mommy, shithead! 721 00:45:23,180 --> 00:45:26,377 How about it, Torrente? I'm ready for my diploma. 722 00:45:26,580 --> 00:45:28,696 It was good, but... all in due time. 723 00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:30,499 Looking good, Tirillas. 724 00:45:30,500 --> 00:45:34,288 Just stop stealing the newspapers on the caile Maravillas, okay? 725 00:45:34,500 --> 00:45:35,739 Mr. Torrente, sir. 726 00:45:35,740 --> 00:45:39,096 We told Cuco, my cousin and I are quitting. 727 00:45:39,300 --> 00:45:41,336 We're becoming security guards. 728 00:45:41,540 --> 00:45:43,690 Security guards, my Lord! 729 00:45:43,900 --> 00:45:45,499 My mom needs an operation. 730 00:45:45,500 --> 00:45:47,855 We need that money we loaned you back. 731 00:45:48,060 --> 00:45:50,415 No, of course, I'll pay you back. 732 00:45:51,380 --> 00:45:53,380 - Pay him, Gayolo. - Me? 733 00:45:53,620 --> 00:45:54,899 Yeah, sure. 734 00:45:54,900 --> 00:45:58,939 We'll give you the diploma, and the next trimester free. 735 00:45:59,180 --> 00:46:01,375 - Will I get to shoot? - Sure as shit! 736 00:46:01,580 --> 00:46:04,458 Torrente, this is Sebas. He's new. 737 00:46:05,100 --> 00:46:06,699 He's a retard! 738 00:46:06,700 --> 00:46:10,090 He's a good kid. And with Tirillas and his cousin quitting... 739 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:14,299 What is this? 740 00:46:14,300 --> 00:46:18,293 20 thousand pesetas from my mom in case of loss or emergency. 741 00:46:20,380 --> 00:46:22,735 - And the whistle? - In case someone tries to rob me. 742 00:46:24,140 --> 00:46:26,335 Like I said, dumb as dirt. 743 00:46:26,540 --> 00:46:27,819 Hey, Torrente. 744 00:46:27,820 --> 00:46:30,573 - Gayolo didn't even cover half of it. - It's all I have. 745 00:46:30,780 --> 00:46:32,739 Don't worry, Geronimo. 746 00:46:32,740 --> 00:46:35,538 Relax, Tirillas. You know I'm good for it. 747 00:46:37,060 --> 00:46:38,899 Listen up, kid. 748 00:46:38,900 --> 00:46:41,095 You want to be one of us? 749 00:46:41,300 --> 00:46:42,859 - Yes. - Good. 750 00:46:42,860 --> 00:46:44,299 You're one of us now. 751 00:46:44,300 --> 00:46:45,699 And since we 752 00:46:45,700 --> 00:46:48,533 have an emergency, and that's emergency money... 753 00:46:49,220 --> 00:46:51,220 You understand? 754 00:46:52,420 --> 00:46:53,659 No! Mush! Mush! 755 00:46:53,660 --> 00:46:55,730 What are you doing? Mush! Mush! 756 00:46:56,180 --> 00:46:57,699 Bad boy! Very bad! 757 00:46:57,700 --> 00:46:59,930 One more time. You're one of us, 758 00:47:00,340 --> 00:47:02,340 and we have an emergency, 759 00:47:02,740 --> 00:47:06,449 so if this money is emergency money... It's ours, you got it? 760 00:47:07,500 --> 00:47:09,500 That's more like it. 761 00:47:10,260 --> 00:47:12,490 What are you doing, you retard? 762 00:47:12,700 --> 00:47:14,700 Fucking hell! 763 00:47:20,020 --> 00:47:22,215 The cops! The cops! Quick! 764 00:47:23,860 --> 00:47:25,299 Split up! 765 00:47:25,300 --> 00:47:27,300 What's going on? 766 00:47:29,220 --> 00:47:32,576 Those damn friends of yours. We ran our asses off! 767 00:47:33,340 --> 00:47:36,332 I sure envy those guys. 768 00:47:36,660 --> 00:47:40,494 14 paychecks, a badge, an official car, 769 00:47:41,220 --> 00:47:43,575 - servants of the State... - Come on, Torrente. 770 00:47:43,780 --> 00:47:46,135 You'll be a cop again someday, you'll see. 771 00:47:47,060 --> 00:47:49,255 It's fucking hot as hell. 772 00:47:49,460 --> 00:47:52,657 - Let's go investigate that pool. - There? 773 00:47:52,940 --> 00:47:55,170 - We don't have... - Wake up, kid. 774 00:47:55,380 --> 00:47:58,736 Members of law enforcement don't pay in this country. 775 00:47:58,940 --> 00:48:00,419 - Got a swimsuit? - No. 776 00:48:00,420 --> 00:48:03,298 No matter. Today's underwear looks the same. 777 00:48:03,500 --> 00:48:05,695 - That's true. - Hide the clothes. 778 00:48:14,740 --> 00:48:18,699 Too bad we didn't bring Franco, he could sure use a bath. 779 00:48:21,980 --> 00:48:23,980 Fuck are you looking at? 780 00:48:24,100 --> 00:48:26,100 I hadn't noticed, Torrente. 781 00:48:26,300 --> 00:48:28,655 - You have tits! - What? 782 00:48:29,380 --> 00:48:32,292 They're pectorals! My pecs! I should kick your ass! 783 00:48:32,500 --> 00:48:34,465 Don't get so riled up. 784 00:48:34,500 --> 00:48:37,378 Come on! I want desire! Not kittens, tigers! 785 00:48:37,580 --> 00:48:39,969 Come on, wet those lips! That's more like it! 786 00:48:40,180 --> 00:48:42,180 Hey, Torrente. 787 00:48:42,420 --> 00:48:46,333 Don't you have this feeling like we're being followed? 788 00:48:46,820 --> 00:48:48,539 No, it's more like... 789 00:48:48,574 --> 00:48:50,259 The Americans call it: 790 00:48:50,260 --> 00:48:53,297 "Constant tension". Detectives get it. Constant tension. 791 00:48:53,500 --> 00:48:56,617 But I'd already noticed, kid. I'm a pro. 792 00:49:01,500 --> 00:49:04,219 Put that on, don't be such a scumbag. 793 00:49:09,540 --> 00:49:11,929 Isn't the water great, Torrente? 794 00:49:12,140 --> 00:49:14,019 Not just the water, kid. 795 00:49:14,020 --> 00:49:16,020 Some fine females here. 796 00:49:16,820 --> 00:49:18,820 Nice and clean. 797 00:49:21,620 --> 00:49:23,099 Did you see that? 798 00:49:23,100 --> 00:49:25,100 - See what? - A nigger! 799 00:49:28,220 --> 00:49:30,734 - He's a good diver. - Diver? 800 00:49:30,940 --> 00:49:34,819 How can they let a nigger share the water I swim in? Fucking sickos! 801 00:49:35,300 --> 00:49:37,860 - How far can they go? - Excuse me. 802 00:49:38,060 --> 00:49:39,579 Could you exit the pool? 803 00:49:39,580 --> 00:49:41,580 Why? What's wrong? 804 00:49:41,900 --> 00:49:43,900 Peeing in the pool is prohibited. 805 00:49:44,260 --> 00:49:46,260 What? Who peed? 806 00:49:46,580 --> 00:49:49,458 Look, we add a chemical solvent to the pool. 807 00:49:49,660 --> 00:49:52,493 It reacts with urine. So that the kids don't pee... 808 00:49:55,500 --> 00:49:57,616 And who's gonna make us leave? 809 00:49:57,820 --> 00:50:01,290 It's not about not leaving, that's not the issue. 810 00:50:01,780 --> 00:50:03,299 Since you look undecided, 811 00:50:03,300 --> 00:50:06,292 why don't you discuss it with my colleague? 812 00:50:08,100 --> 00:50:10,330 Shit, man! Another nigger! Let's go. 813 00:50:14,020 --> 00:50:18,013 It wasn't me, maybe it was one of those little drops in my shorts 814 00:50:18,220 --> 00:50:20,256 reacting to amino acids in the pool... 815 00:50:20,460 --> 00:50:22,974 Yeah, right. You peed, just like me. 816 00:50:23,420 --> 00:50:25,615 So this is 817 00:50:25,820 --> 00:50:28,175 the junkie who stole the chip? 818 00:50:29,260 --> 00:50:31,899 Yeah, the guy from the sketch. He's with your relative. 819 00:50:32,340 --> 00:50:35,491 My relative? What relative? 820 00:50:37,060 --> 00:50:39,290 - The fat ass from yesterday! - Sure. 821 00:50:39,500 --> 00:50:41,809 He said his name was Torrente, so I let him in. 822 00:50:42,020 --> 00:50:45,490 How could you think someone with such a stupid face 823 00:50:45,820 --> 00:50:48,050 could be part of this family? 824 00:50:49,940 --> 00:50:51,379 Dad's right. 825 00:50:51,380 --> 00:50:53,380 Don't insult the family. 826 00:50:57,380 --> 00:50:58,819 It can't be! 827 00:50:58,820 --> 00:51:00,820 Of all the people in Spain, 828 00:51:01,260 --> 00:51:03,260 it had to be this one, 829 00:51:03,340 --> 00:51:05,979 in particular, who comes and fucks up my plan. 830 00:51:06,220 --> 00:51:08,256 We've almost located them. 831 00:51:09,740 --> 00:51:12,937 I suspect that the fool with the junkie 832 00:51:13,140 --> 00:51:15,415 could be a nephew of mine. 833 00:51:15,820 --> 00:51:18,653 If you have to kill him, 834 00:51:18,860 --> 00:51:22,489 don't let that stop you. 835 00:51:24,020 --> 00:51:28,298 Sir, Fabiano's alive. Apparently he had a partner in the robbery. 836 00:51:28,500 --> 00:51:32,095 A small-time fence who owns a club. Mauricio Torrente. 837 00:51:32,340 --> 00:51:35,218 They plan to sell the chip to the highest bidder. 838 00:51:35,420 --> 00:51:38,969 I'm getting nervous. I need that detonator. 839 00:51:39,180 --> 00:51:41,180 I don't care about the money. 840 00:51:41,260 --> 00:51:43,260 I just want to blow up the city. 841 00:51:44,020 --> 00:51:45,979 Right, Luis Alberto? 842 00:51:45,980 --> 00:51:50,098 I don't understand. Why the fuck does your brother have to come along? 843 00:51:50,300 --> 00:51:53,292 He says it's his car, and he trusts no one. 844 00:51:53,500 --> 00:51:56,492 - Either he drives or no car. - Damn! 845 00:51:57,340 --> 00:51:59,340 Come on, let's go! 846 00:51:59,420 --> 00:52:01,420 Let's go, Luisito. 847 00:52:01,780 --> 00:52:04,658 I can't fucking believe this! 848 00:52:07,900 --> 00:52:11,210 I knew we'd need invitations to get in this place. 849 00:52:11,420 --> 00:52:14,253 Thank God I have a strategic plan. 850 00:52:14,460 --> 00:52:18,612 You stay here, in case we have to make a getaway. Give me those. 851 00:52:19,100 --> 00:52:21,330 Hurry up, I have to be home by two. 852 00:52:21,540 --> 00:52:23,770 You brought fucking Cinderella! 853 00:52:27,740 --> 00:52:31,619 Lie down over there in the street and act like you're hurt. 854 00:52:35,460 --> 00:52:37,460 Right there! 855 00:52:43,060 --> 00:52:44,499 What's your problem? 856 00:52:44,500 --> 00:52:45,779 What is that? 857 00:52:45,780 --> 00:52:46,899 It's not believable. 858 00:52:46,900 --> 00:52:48,900 Put your heart into it. 859 00:52:53,060 --> 00:52:55,060 Someone's coming! 860 00:53:04,420 --> 00:53:07,059 Good, good. That's it, very realistic. 861 00:53:07,660 --> 00:53:09,660 Very believable. 862 00:53:10,500 --> 00:53:12,500 Another, get ready! 863 00:53:30,900 --> 00:53:33,539 Mr. And Mrs. Schneider Torres. 864 00:53:36,700 --> 00:53:39,533 Mr. And Mrs. Gutierrez de Osma. 865 00:53:41,740 --> 00:53:43,179 Mr. And Mrs. 866 00:53:43,180 --> 00:53:46,377 Rodriguez Montalba Winterbourne Alexander de Gayarre. 867 00:53:46,900 --> 00:53:49,414 We left the others at home. 868 00:53:51,460 --> 00:53:54,133 You see that, kid? Piece of cake. 869 00:53:54,780 --> 00:53:56,930 And now, time to investigate. 870 00:53:57,140 --> 00:54:01,258 Usual routine, right? You take the cocktails, I'll cover the appetizers. 871 00:54:03,300 --> 00:54:05,300 Look, pastries! 872 00:54:05,540 --> 00:54:07,540 One second, boss. 873 00:54:15,980 --> 00:54:17,579 Good shit! 874 00:54:17,580 --> 00:54:20,413 Let's go outside. What luxury! 875 00:54:22,540 --> 00:54:24,735 You see him? Kunta Kinte. 876 00:54:26,220 --> 00:54:28,220 It's all in the clothes, kid. 877 00:54:28,340 --> 00:54:31,696 I feel elegant, seductive... Don Juan, basically. 878 00:54:31,900 --> 00:54:35,051 What? You look like a waiter, Torrente. 879 00:54:35,900 --> 00:54:37,900 You're a retard. 880 00:54:47,940 --> 00:54:50,454 Here. Watch and learn. 881 00:55:04,540 --> 00:55:06,540 Pardon me? 882 00:55:07,820 --> 00:55:09,059 Have we met? 883 00:55:09,060 --> 00:55:10,539 Well, no. 884 00:55:10,540 --> 00:55:11,819 Not yet, baby. 885 00:55:11,820 --> 00:55:14,129 But that can easily be changed. 886 00:55:14,340 --> 00:55:15,299 Excuse me. 887 00:55:15,300 --> 00:55:16,459 Wait, blondie. 888 00:55:16,460 --> 00:55:18,099 Not so fast, honey. 889 00:55:18,100 --> 00:55:20,100 I want to tell you a secret. 890 00:55:20,180 --> 00:55:21,779 Did you know a woman’s body 891 00:55:21,780 --> 00:55:23,780 has five chicken parts? 892 00:55:23,900 --> 00:55:25,900 Look: The left wing, 893 00:55:25,940 --> 00:55:27,179 the right, 894 00:55:27,180 --> 00:55:29,216 the gizzard, the breast, 895 00:55:29,420 --> 00:55:31,420 and the wishbone! 896 00:55:38,740 --> 00:55:41,129 She didn't like that at all! 897 00:55:41,340 --> 00:55:44,298 The clitoris has 8,000 nerve endings. 898 00:55:44,500 --> 00:55:47,094 In that tiny thing? They'd never fit! 899 00:55:47,420 --> 00:55:49,420 Come on, there's an empty room. 900 00:55:50,500 --> 00:55:52,650 The safety of Europe is in good hands. 901 00:55:52,860 --> 00:55:54,259 If you can stop them, 902 00:55:54,260 --> 00:55:56,260 we have to pay two billion. 903 00:55:56,340 --> 00:55:58,376 - Did he say two billion? - Shut up! 904 00:55:58,580 --> 00:56:00,580 As we speak, Interpol has 905 00:56:00,780 --> 00:56:02,739 several special units 906 00:56:02,740 --> 00:56:04,379 working on the matter. 907 00:56:04,380 --> 00:56:07,531 Special units, Interpol, two billion pesetas! 908 00:56:07,780 --> 00:56:10,055 This is my dream case. 909 00:56:10,260 --> 00:56:13,457 And here we are, so close, scraping the surface... 910 00:56:13,660 --> 00:56:14,979 The necklace, the ring... 911 00:56:14,980 --> 00:56:19,178 Interpol never fails. I'm handling the case personally. 912 00:56:19,380 --> 00:56:22,099 Tomorrow we have an emergency meeting 913 00:56:22,500 --> 00:56:24,339 in the Golden Gate at noon. 914 00:56:24,340 --> 00:56:26,535 Did you hear that? You got the name? 915 00:56:26,820 --> 00:56:29,175 - Golden Gate? - Don't forget it. 916 00:56:32,580 --> 00:56:37,017 Cover yourself, kid. You're giving me a hard on. 917 00:56:43,380 --> 00:56:45,575 There could be a clue in there. 918 00:56:45,780 --> 00:56:47,499 I'll open the database. 919 00:56:47,500 --> 00:56:50,333 - Got any coke? - What, to snort right now? 920 00:56:50,540 --> 00:56:53,213 Aren't we working? I don't understand. 921 00:56:54,980 --> 00:56:57,369 I'll add it to what you already owe me. 922 00:56:57,580 --> 00:56:59,580 I'll slap you. 923 00:57:03,460 --> 00:57:05,460 What are you doing? 924 00:57:07,340 --> 00:57:09,854 Look, you retard. I'm gonna smack you. 925 00:57:10,860 --> 00:57:14,216 - Torrente! How did you know? - Well, I could smell it. 926 00:57:14,420 --> 00:57:16,420 And those years in the CIA. 927 00:57:16,940 --> 00:57:18,739 How do we get in? 928 00:57:18,740 --> 00:57:20,740 Get in? 929 00:57:20,900 --> 00:57:22,900 Let me think... 930 00:57:34,940 --> 00:57:36,779 Quick, what day is it? 931 00:57:36,780 --> 00:57:37,899 Tuesday. 932 00:57:37,900 --> 00:57:39,019 No, the date. 933 00:57:39,020 --> 00:57:40,299 The third. 934 00:57:40,300 --> 00:57:42,300 Let's get outta here! 935 00:57:43,140 --> 00:57:45,335 Fary's playing. I've had tickets for months. 936 00:57:45,540 --> 00:57:47,837 - Torrente! - No time to lose! 937 00:57:47,872 --> 00:57:50,134 Relax, the snitch is reliable. 938 00:57:50,340 --> 00:57:53,810 He saw them in the Consulate ten minutes ago. We've got them! 939 00:57:59,500 --> 00:58:01,500 CANCELLED 940 00:58:09,700 --> 00:58:11,700 Torrente, please... 941 00:58:12,180 --> 00:58:14,180 Cheer up, Torrente. 942 00:58:14,500 --> 00:58:17,378 Someday Fary will play at your own party, 943 00:58:17,580 --> 00:58:18,779 you'll see. 944 00:58:18,780 --> 00:58:20,780 You're the greatest. 945 00:58:21,300 --> 00:58:23,814 And you're about to solve a huge case. 946 00:58:24,500 --> 00:58:26,299 Besides, look. 947 00:58:26,300 --> 00:58:28,939 That girl over there can't keep her eyes off you. 948 00:58:30,100 --> 00:58:33,536 I just can't right now... I'm in love. 949 00:58:33,740 --> 00:58:35,139 No, but I think... 950 00:58:35,140 --> 00:58:36,819 She's a whore, Torrente. 951 00:58:36,820 --> 00:58:38,820 Yeah? 952 00:58:39,980 --> 00:58:41,980 Well, in that case... 953 00:58:42,260 --> 00:58:44,774 Let's see what she wants. 954 00:58:47,540 --> 00:58:51,453 - Hey, handsome. Looking for company? - No, thanks, I have a dog. 955 00:58:52,500 --> 00:58:54,695 Hey, baby. What's up? 956 00:58:55,060 --> 00:58:57,733 - What's your name? - Lulu, my name's Lulu. 957 00:58:58,060 --> 00:59:00,096 But call me anything you want. 958 00:59:00,300 --> 00:59:02,300 And when I say anything you want, 959 00:59:02,700 --> 00:59:04,850 I mean... anything. 960 00:59:06,540 --> 00:59:08,849 You have a... You're a guy. 961 00:59:09,340 --> 00:59:11,299 Do you mind? 962 00:59:11,300 --> 00:59:14,019 Well, as long as you don't charge me extra. 963 00:59:19,260 --> 00:59:22,377 She wanted 15 thousand pesetas, the fucking bitch. 964 00:59:22,580 --> 00:59:24,616 Not even for Claudia Schiffer. 965 00:59:26,060 --> 00:59:27,499 What's your problem? 966 00:59:27,500 --> 00:59:29,099 Not drinking? 967 00:59:29,100 --> 00:59:31,250 No, I'm studying. Drinking's bad. 968 00:59:32,860 --> 00:59:36,773 What the fuck? It's better than being a junkie, like your brother. 969 00:59:37,660 --> 00:59:38,979 Alcohol purifies. 970 00:59:38,980 --> 00:59:42,893 Look at me, drinking since I was ten, and I'm strong as a bull. 971 00:59:44,580 --> 00:59:45,859 It's not fair. 972 00:59:45,860 --> 00:59:48,738 They can't just cancel a concert for no reason. 973 00:59:48,940 --> 00:59:51,932 With all those chicks outside! Fary's an asshole! 974 00:59:52,140 --> 00:59:54,290 He can fucking go to hell! 975 00:59:57,820 --> 01:00:00,175 - Who said that? - What's your problem? 976 01:00:01,060 --> 01:00:03,060 Who the fuck said that? 977 01:00:05,380 --> 01:00:06,739 You, on your knees! 978 01:00:06,740 --> 01:00:08,740 Right there. 979 01:00:09,580 --> 01:00:12,378 Say that Fary's the best singer in Spain. 980 01:00:12,580 --> 01:00:14,650 Fary... best singer... in Spain. 981 01:00:14,860 --> 01:00:16,860 Now say that Fary's God. 982 01:00:16,940 --> 01:00:18,339 Fary is God. 983 01:00:18,340 --> 01:00:20,099 Good. Say that... 984 01:00:20,100 --> 01:00:21,579 your mother's a whore, 985 01:00:21,580 --> 01:00:24,333 and she eats Fary's bugars. No, 986 01:00:24,540 --> 01:00:25,859 don't say that. 987 01:00:25,860 --> 01:00:28,420 Everyone knows that already. Sing the "Torito"! 988 01:00:28,620 --> 01:00:30,770 - I don't know it. - You don't? 989 01:00:35,420 --> 01:00:37,420 What the fuck? 990 01:00:38,900 --> 01:00:40,900 It went off! 991 01:00:43,860 --> 01:00:46,055 - You son of a bitch! - Asshole! 992 01:00:49,540 --> 01:00:51,540 What a fucking mess! 993 01:00:53,220 --> 01:00:56,690 You hear him squealing like a pig? I barely grazed his ear. 994 01:00:56,900 --> 01:00:58,900 What a crybaby! 995 01:00:59,060 --> 01:01:02,211 - Where's your brother? - He stayed with the transvestite. 996 01:01:02,860 --> 01:01:04,860 What about the car? 997 01:01:05,220 --> 01:01:07,220 That's my Cuco! 998 01:01:07,660 --> 01:01:10,049 But let me drive. It's my brother's car. 999 01:01:10,260 --> 01:01:12,774 I don't care whose car it is, 1000 01:01:12,980 --> 01:01:15,972 if you’re with me, you're not driving. Coming or not? 1001 01:01:16,580 --> 01:01:18,810 You're making me crazy. 1002 01:01:20,340 --> 01:01:22,340 Wait... 1003 01:01:23,020 --> 01:01:25,136 I swear they were at the Consulate. 1004 01:01:28,140 --> 01:01:30,140 Shit! There they are! Turn around! 1005 01:01:46,860 --> 01:01:48,976 I think we're being followed. 1006 01:01:49,260 --> 01:01:51,260 We've got them. Speed up! 1007 01:01:51,380 --> 01:01:53,380 Don't be paranoid, kid. 1008 01:01:54,300 --> 01:01:56,059 They are following us. 1009 01:01:56,060 --> 01:01:58,060 Hold on. 1010 01:02:02,020 --> 01:02:03,819 You see? I was right. 1011 01:02:03,820 --> 01:02:05,539 - Let me drive! - Hey! 1012 01:02:05,540 --> 01:02:07,540 Call the Argentinean. 1013 01:02:07,980 --> 01:02:10,175 No! I fucking said no! 1014 01:02:11,780 --> 01:02:13,379 I'll run the light 1015 01:02:13,380 --> 01:02:14,899 and we'll lose them. 1016 01:02:14,900 --> 01:02:16,900 - No, we won't fit! - You'll see. 1017 01:02:19,740 --> 01:02:21,740 Shit! Not that way! 1018 01:02:23,300 --> 01:02:25,300 Quick! 1019 01:02:32,900 --> 01:02:34,059 Chamorro! 1020 01:02:34,060 --> 01:02:36,060 The fat guy who robbed Grandma! Hurry up! 1021 01:02:43,580 --> 01:02:45,650 There, we lost them. 1022 01:02:46,460 --> 01:02:49,293 We've been taken out of service. 1023 01:02:49,500 --> 01:02:51,339 They're headed your way. 1024 01:02:51,340 --> 01:02:54,935 Cousin! Look what those jerks did to dad's truck! 1025 01:02:55,140 --> 01:02:57,105 We'll sue their asses! 1026 01:02:57,140 --> 01:02:59,140 - Oh, yeah! - We'll sue their asses. 1027 01:03:01,100 --> 01:03:03,660 Now somebody else is following us! 1028 01:03:03,860 --> 01:03:06,055 Don't let them get away. 1029 01:03:06,820 --> 01:03:07,979 Let me drive. 1030 01:03:07,980 --> 01:03:10,972 I fucking said no! No! I'll kick your ass! 1031 01:03:15,460 --> 01:03:17,460 Faster! They're on our tail! 1032 01:03:17,860 --> 01:03:20,055 I should have driven, Torrente. 1033 01:03:24,220 --> 01:03:25,339 Jesus! 1034 01:03:25,340 --> 01:03:27,340 Faster, and get down, like in movies! 1035 01:03:27,500 --> 01:03:29,500 What do you mean? 1036 01:03:40,820 --> 01:03:42,820 Fuck, that was cool! 1037 01:03:43,620 --> 01:03:46,418 Here, kid. Since you wanted to drive. 1038 01:03:48,580 --> 01:03:51,413 If you don't come early, there's no space for the umbrella. 1039 01:03:52,660 --> 01:03:54,660 "The early bird gets the worm". 1040 01:03:59,580 --> 01:04:00,979 Stay calm. 1041 01:04:00,980 --> 01:04:03,175 Relax everyone. We're all right. 1042 01:04:03,420 --> 01:04:05,019 We're fine. 1043 01:04:05,020 --> 01:04:07,020 The umbrella broke the fall. 1044 01:04:07,820 --> 01:04:10,050 My God, he's having a stroke! 1045 01:04:10,260 --> 01:04:11,699 My Manolo! 1046 01:04:11,700 --> 01:04:13,665 What's wrong with this man? 1047 01:04:13,700 --> 01:04:15,700 Get the pills, kid. We have first aid. 1048 01:04:18,380 --> 01:04:20,769 There you go, that should help. 1049 01:04:24,260 --> 01:04:26,455 Which fucking pill did you give me? 1050 01:04:26,660 --> 01:04:29,970 - How should I know? I have so many. - You dumb shit! 1051 01:04:36,060 --> 01:04:39,848 You should clean the place up. It looks ransacked. 1052 01:04:40,060 --> 01:04:43,097 Because it's been ransacked! Someone broke in here. 1053 01:04:43,300 --> 01:04:45,300 I always keep everything 1054 01:04:45,380 --> 01:04:47,380 - spick and span. - Oh, no! 1055 01:04:48,100 --> 01:04:50,100 Oh, no! 1056 01:04:58,740 --> 01:04:59,699 Torrente... 1057 01:04:59,700 --> 01:05:01,139 What is it? 1058 01:05:01,140 --> 01:05:04,655 Franco... is dead. 1059 01:05:11,660 --> 01:05:15,175 Just an innocent dog... He can't even go to heaven. 1060 01:05:15,380 --> 01:05:17,139 It should have been me. 1061 01:05:17,140 --> 01:05:21,133 They try to kill us in the car, they ransack my place, and now this. 1062 01:05:21,340 --> 01:05:22,499 Poor Franco. 1063 01:05:22,500 --> 01:05:24,500 He was such a good dog. 1064 01:05:24,580 --> 01:05:27,048 This means we're on the right track. 1065 01:05:27,580 --> 01:05:30,572 Or that we have something those fuckers want. 1066 01:05:30,820 --> 01:05:32,459 Torrente. 1067 01:05:32,460 --> 01:05:34,460 - It was my fault. - What? 1068 01:05:34,500 --> 01:05:37,094 Last night at the Consulate I took something. 1069 01:05:37,780 --> 01:05:39,780 But... 1070 01:05:40,100 --> 01:05:43,410 That could be the key! Sure! It all makes sense now! 1071 01:05:43,620 --> 01:05:45,690 We have to go to that meeting! 1072 01:05:45,900 --> 01:05:47,699 - Quick! - Wait for me! 1073 01:05:47,700 --> 01:05:50,260 Wait, don't leave me! I want to go, too! 1074 01:05:50,580 --> 01:05:54,368 "Golden Gay". Are you sure this is it, kid? 1075 01:05:54,580 --> 01:05:56,580 That's what they said. "Golden Gay". 1076 01:05:56,700 --> 01:05:59,214 Yeah, sounds like American to me. 1077 01:05:59,420 --> 01:06:01,980 Very important people bathe here. 1078 01:06:02,180 --> 01:06:04,180 All right, let's go. 1079 01:06:14,620 --> 01:06:17,214 Strange place to hold a meeting. 1080 01:06:33,580 --> 01:06:37,493 Torrente, I'm gonna look over there. I'll be right back. 1081 01:06:37,700 --> 01:06:41,010 Fine, let me know if you see anything strange. 1082 01:06:57,940 --> 01:07:01,410 Don't get any ideas. I'm more than you could handle. 1083 01:07:01,620 --> 01:07:03,620 Back to your comics. 1084 01:07:12,100 --> 01:07:14,489 We got it, kid, we got it. 1085 01:07:14,940 --> 01:07:18,728 I don't know exactly what, but it could solve the case. 1086 01:07:18,940 --> 01:07:19,739 Torrente! 1087 01:07:19,740 --> 01:07:21,299 I have more news for you. 1088 01:07:21,300 --> 01:07:23,300 Monolito, what luck. 1089 01:07:23,380 --> 01:07:25,575 - We need you urgently. - What's up? 1090 01:07:25,780 --> 01:07:30,217 I need you to give me a clinical analysis of this... and this. 1091 01:07:30,420 --> 01:07:32,420 Yes, sir. 1092 01:07:33,980 --> 01:07:36,175 This is faggot stuff. 1093 01:07:36,860 --> 01:07:38,860 Very faggot stuff. 1094 01:07:40,220 --> 01:07:42,220 Very big faggot stuff. 1095 01:07:42,380 --> 01:07:45,053 It's not the right lead. It's a false lead. 1096 01:07:45,260 --> 01:07:48,616 The man you want, the one who has the necklace, 1097 01:07:48,820 --> 01:07:53,211 is staying in the Hotel Don Miguel, in room 651. 1098 01:07:53,940 --> 01:07:55,940 - You dropped this. - Yes, thanks. 1099 01:07:57,180 --> 01:07:59,535 That's me! It looks just like me. 1100 01:07:59,740 --> 01:08:01,935 Great, very nice. 651. 1101 01:08:02,140 --> 01:08:03,779 - Let's go. - Excuse me. 1102 01:08:03,780 --> 01:08:05,850 You mind if I keep this? 1103 01:08:06,060 --> 01:08:07,979 Of course not. We owe you one. 1104 01:08:07,980 --> 01:08:10,369 Not at all! What are friends for? 1105 01:08:10,580 --> 01:08:11,979 Sure, sure. 1106 01:08:11,980 --> 01:08:15,017 We'll take Gayolo. I'll charge him for training. 1107 01:08:15,220 --> 01:08:18,496 - That Manolito sure knows a lot. - Yeah, he's a good man. 1108 01:08:18,700 --> 01:08:20,700 Hey, what's happening? 1109 01:08:21,300 --> 01:08:25,339 Look, I sent those guys over, the ones you're looking for. 1110 01:08:25,540 --> 01:08:27,499 Yeah, where you said. 1111 01:08:27,500 --> 01:08:30,014 Okay? And my payment? Great, thanks. 1112 01:08:30,700 --> 01:08:32,700 This feels so good! 1113 01:08:33,300 --> 01:08:35,655 That's it. They're on their way over. 1114 01:08:36,340 --> 01:08:38,900 We have them. Pass the fucking ball! 1115 01:08:39,100 --> 01:08:41,100 You're all alone! 1116 01:08:43,460 --> 01:08:45,099 Hotel Don Miguel. 1117 01:08:45,100 --> 01:08:49,651 This is your final exam, Gayolo. An international mystery. 1118 01:08:49,860 --> 01:08:53,011 - Will there be people with guns? - I hope not. 1119 01:08:55,660 --> 01:08:57,730 651. This is it. 1120 01:08:58,860 --> 01:09:00,896 - What are you doing? - Knocking. 1121 01:09:01,100 --> 01:09:02,739 I'll smack you! 1122 01:09:02,740 --> 01:09:04,810 Watch the pro. 1123 01:09:12,900 --> 01:09:14,900 Penalty! 1124 01:09:15,140 --> 01:09:17,099 The referee's blind! 1125 01:09:17,100 --> 01:09:18,419 That's a goal. 1126 01:09:18,420 --> 01:09:20,420 Fuck, they have guns! 1127 01:09:21,300 --> 01:09:23,300 Don't fucking push! 1128 01:09:25,060 --> 01:09:27,060 Get the guns! Quick! 1129 01:09:29,020 --> 01:09:31,020 After them! 1130 01:09:36,020 --> 01:09:38,020 Out of the way! 1131 01:09:40,780 --> 01:09:43,169 We have to get out of here. The balcony! 1132 01:09:47,820 --> 01:09:50,698 - We can jump to the pool from here. - No fucking way. 1133 01:09:54,380 --> 01:09:56,769 This thing is loose. 1134 01:09:59,660 --> 01:10:02,128 - Like Butch and Sundance! - They die in the end. 1135 01:10:02,340 --> 01:10:04,305 Come on, just do it. 1136 01:10:04,340 --> 01:10:06,099 - It's too far! - Don't be a jinx. 1137 01:10:06,100 --> 01:10:08,455 One, two and three! 1138 01:10:18,660 --> 01:10:20,139 You see? I was right. 1139 01:10:20,140 --> 01:10:22,140 Get back! 1140 01:10:24,340 --> 01:10:26,340 Quick! To the other room! 1141 01:10:34,980 --> 01:10:36,980 The terrace! Hurry! 1142 01:10:41,100 --> 01:10:43,100 They're jumping across! 1143 01:10:47,620 --> 01:10:49,620 Hi, bye! 1144 01:10:51,380 --> 01:10:53,380 Kill him! Shoot! 1145 01:11:01,180 --> 01:11:03,180 God damn it. 1146 01:11:19,140 --> 01:11:21,529 We almost got killed! 1147 01:11:22,460 --> 01:11:25,611 We've got them shitting in their pants. 1148 01:11:27,220 --> 01:11:29,220 I need a whisky. 1149 01:11:30,500 --> 01:11:32,500 And we can see your lady. 1150 01:11:33,020 --> 01:11:34,985 My love. 1151 01:11:35,020 --> 01:11:37,020 My love and a cocktail. 1152 01:11:37,100 --> 01:11:39,170 That's what I need, a drink. 1153 01:11:39,380 --> 01:11:42,099 Shit, kid. If not a car, then a motorcycle. 1154 01:11:42,300 --> 01:11:44,814 Anything but having to walk everywhere. 1155 01:11:45,940 --> 01:11:48,500 You got me used to... 1156 01:11:50,860 --> 01:11:53,374 All those things... 1157 01:11:53,580 --> 01:11:55,580 Look. 1158 01:11:56,740 --> 01:11:58,740 There she is, kid. 1159 01:11:59,540 --> 01:12:00,899 My Lord! 1160 01:12:00,900 --> 01:12:03,892 She's so beautiful. I can't resist. 1161 01:12:04,180 --> 01:12:07,809 - She's not much of a singer. - What do you know about art? 1162 01:12:08,020 --> 01:12:11,217 Discreetly, you came tome... 1163 01:12:11,500 --> 01:12:13,695 Such a deep... voice. 1164 01:12:16,020 --> 01:12:18,739 I'm going over there. Wait for me. 1165 01:12:20,820 --> 01:12:24,574 Filling my heart with dismay... 1166 01:12:28,180 --> 01:12:30,180 I couldn’t Imagine... 1167 01:12:33,260 --> 01:12:35,649 What love would be like... 1168 01:12:38,580 --> 01:12:40,810 In your strange world... 1169 01:12:45,020 --> 01:12:46,979 You see that, kid? 1170 01:12:46,980 --> 01:12:50,495 She gestured to me. I've got her in my pocket. 1171 01:12:50,820 --> 01:12:52,820 She looked at me. She... 1172 01:12:57,060 --> 01:12:57,859 Dad. 1173 01:12:57,860 --> 01:12:59,179 You won't believe it. 1174 01:12:59,180 --> 01:13:00,539 What the fuck? 1175 01:13:00,540 --> 01:13:01,939 - They're here. - Who? 1176 01:13:01,940 --> 01:13:03,139 Them. 1177 01:13:03,140 --> 01:13:07,611 Those two fuckers sure have balls. 1178 01:13:07,820 --> 01:13:10,971 That's all for now, baby. I'll finish you later. 1179 01:13:12,700 --> 01:13:14,499 Bring them to me. 1180 01:13:14,500 --> 01:13:16,500 Fine, don't push! 1181 01:13:19,500 --> 01:13:21,500 Don't be stupid, son. 1182 01:13:21,940 --> 01:13:23,940 Well, well, well. 1183 01:13:24,020 --> 01:13:25,899 Back for more? 1184 01:13:25,900 --> 01:13:28,698 Well, I kind of fell for the singer. 1185 01:13:28,900 --> 01:13:30,299 We've come 1186 01:13:30,300 --> 01:13:32,734 in peace. No ass-kicking necessary. 1187 01:13:32,940 --> 01:13:34,940 And I see you've brought it. 1188 01:13:36,660 --> 01:13:39,891 This? I always carry it with me. It was a gift. 1189 01:13:40,460 --> 01:13:42,460 And is it... authentic? 1190 01:13:42,620 --> 01:13:44,139 Authentic? 1191 01:13:44,140 --> 01:13:46,210 Eight red and white stripes, 1192 01:13:46,420 --> 01:13:49,810 the bear, the tree and the 7 stars. As authentic as it gets. 1193 01:13:50,020 --> 01:13:52,020 He's got balls. 1194 01:13:52,460 --> 01:13:55,611 I like that. You want something in exchange, right? 1195 01:13:55,980 --> 01:13:58,813 No, sir. I wouldn't trade my colors for anything. 1196 01:13:59,260 --> 01:14:01,225 He's got balls, but... 1197 01:14:01,260 --> 01:14:03,979 I don't think he's right in the head. 1198 01:14:04,180 --> 01:14:07,138 Look, let's be reasonable. 1199 01:14:08,620 --> 01:14:11,293 There must be something here that you like, right? 1200 01:14:16,940 --> 01:14:18,940 That. 1201 01:14:19,820 --> 01:14:21,820 That? 1202 01:14:22,420 --> 01:14:24,775 The picture for the pin? 1203 01:14:24,980 --> 01:14:28,097 Sure. It's a deal. Fine with me. 1204 01:14:33,940 --> 01:14:35,379 "Finders keepers, 1205 01:14:35,380 --> 01:14:37,450 losers weepers". No regrets. 1206 01:14:37,660 --> 01:14:39,259 See you later. 1207 01:14:39,260 --> 01:14:41,260 Easy, fellas! Let's be friends! 1208 01:14:41,700 --> 01:14:43,700 Mush! Mush! 1209 01:14:46,100 --> 01:14:47,939 Perfect. 1210 01:14:47,940 --> 01:14:51,455 Call Spinelli and arrange the exchange. 1211 01:14:52,100 --> 01:14:56,412 We'll take the two fools with us, just in case. 1212 01:14:58,340 --> 01:15:00,340 You know what this frame is worth? 1213 01:15:00,460 --> 01:15:04,135 I'll use it for one of my big titty calendars. 1214 01:15:04,340 --> 01:15:05,339 Torrente, look. 1215 01:15:05,340 --> 01:15:07,305 There's the singer. 1216 01:15:07,340 --> 01:15:10,218 She's about to leave. Go talk to her. 1217 01:15:10,860 --> 01:15:12,896 - Now? - It's now or never. 1218 01:15:13,100 --> 01:15:15,773 Seize the day, like you always say. 1219 01:15:15,980 --> 01:15:18,016 Yeah, that's true. 1220 01:15:18,340 --> 01:15:20,340 Hold this. 1221 01:15:26,660 --> 01:15:28,625 Miss... 1222 01:15:28,660 --> 01:15:30,660 I'm the guy from before. 1223 01:15:30,695 --> 01:15:32,660 Well, you see... 1224 01:15:33,380 --> 01:15:34,699 I was... 1225 01:15:34,700 --> 01:15:36,700 Well, you... 1226 01:15:37,460 --> 01:15:40,611 Well, I really like you. You're really hot. 1227 01:15:41,340 --> 01:15:44,537 And... if you wanna come with me to a party, 1228 01:15:44,740 --> 01:15:49,052 or out for drinks... Would you like to go out with me? 1229 01:15:49,300 --> 01:15:51,300 Look, listen up. 1230 01:15:52,220 --> 01:15:55,417 If it meant my family would get chopped into pieces, 1231 01:15:55,620 --> 01:15:58,054 and the end of the human race as we know it, 1232 01:15:58,980 --> 01:16:01,972 I still would never go out with you. 1233 01:16:02,180 --> 01:16:04,180 Is that a "no"? 1234 01:16:04,860 --> 01:16:06,059 Honey. 1235 01:16:06,060 --> 01:16:08,096 Is this guy bothering you? 1236 01:16:08,300 --> 01:16:10,300 Some jerk. 1237 01:16:10,540 --> 01:16:13,259 What's up, fat boy? Got a problem? 1238 01:16:21,820 --> 01:16:23,820 How'd it go, Torrente? 1239 01:16:24,100 --> 01:16:26,773 She's not as pretty up close. 1240 01:16:29,020 --> 01:16:31,020 - Hey! - What's going on? 1241 01:16:34,283 --> 01:16:36,956 I hope you don't mind coming along. 1242 01:16:37,163 --> 01:16:40,314 I didn't want you to miss the party. 1243 01:16:40,563 --> 01:16:43,441 The truth is, I'm not really in the mood. 1244 01:16:43,763 --> 01:16:47,233 What's wrong? Are you sad? 1245 01:16:47,563 --> 01:16:49,322 No... Women. 1246 01:16:49,323 --> 01:16:50,362 Women? 1247 01:16:50,363 --> 01:16:52,363 Yeah, women. 1248 01:16:52,443 --> 01:16:54,443 They're all... 1249 01:16:54,723 --> 01:16:57,556 They're all bitches. Except my mom, of course. 1250 01:16:58,723 --> 01:17:00,042 No, son. 1251 01:17:00,043 --> 01:17:02,008 No. 1252 01:17:02,043 --> 01:17:04,043 Your mom as well. 1253 01:17:06,763 --> 01:17:07,762 But... 1254 01:17:07,763 --> 01:17:09,202 How did you get this? 1255 01:17:09,203 --> 01:17:10,682 Why? 1256 01:17:10,683 --> 01:17:12,683 Because... 1257 01:17:14,123 --> 01:17:16,398 Because I'm your father. 1258 01:17:17,363 --> 01:17:19,752 No, that's impossible. 1259 01:17:19,963 --> 01:17:21,602 Yes, my son. 1260 01:17:21,603 --> 01:17:23,202 Though that doesn't mean 1261 01:17:23,203 --> 01:17:25,956 I'm feeling proud now that I've met 1262 01:17:26,163 --> 01:17:28,163 the child. 1263 01:17:28,803 --> 01:17:31,363 That means you're... Uncle Mauri. 1264 01:17:31,563 --> 01:17:33,563 Yes, son. 1265 01:17:33,763 --> 01:17:36,721 Mauricio Torrente. Uncle Mauri. 1266 01:17:37,523 --> 01:17:40,435 They said you got lost in Venezuela. 1267 01:17:40,763 --> 01:17:42,763 Is that what they said? 1268 01:17:43,683 --> 01:17:46,834 Your father was a shithead. Since he was a kid. 1269 01:17:47,043 --> 01:17:49,008 A shithead and a pansy. 1270 01:17:49,043 --> 01:17:51,637 What people call a real loser. 1271 01:17:52,243 --> 01:17:54,243 And a bastard. 1272 01:17:54,403 --> 01:17:55,962 Thank God 1273 01:17:55,963 --> 01:17:59,592 I was there to give your mother a little pleasure. 1274 01:17:59,923 --> 01:18:01,923 And then you came along. 1275 01:18:06,003 --> 01:18:08,003 So... 1276 01:18:08,603 --> 01:18:10,603 Daddy. Daddy. 1277 01:18:11,443 --> 01:18:14,276 Cut the sissy crap, you fag. 1278 01:18:15,603 --> 01:18:17,603 What does worry me 1279 01:18:17,683 --> 01:18:20,641 is the mess you got into with the chip. 1280 01:18:21,363 --> 01:18:23,363 The chip? What chip? 1281 01:18:23,763 --> 01:18:25,763 We're here, sir. 1282 01:18:27,363 --> 01:18:29,363 We'll clear it up later. 1283 01:18:29,803 --> 01:18:33,637 And now... Let the party begin. 1284 01:18:49,243 --> 01:18:51,243 You brought what you stole from me? 1285 01:18:51,483 --> 01:18:53,282 Excuse me. 1286 01:18:53,283 --> 01:18:55,283 I recovered what was stolen from you. 1287 01:18:57,443 --> 01:18:59,302 You have my reward? 1288 01:18:59,337 --> 01:19:01,162 Yes, of course. 1289 01:19:01,163 --> 01:19:02,362 Obviously, 1290 01:19:02,363 --> 01:19:04,877 we can't give you the money without assurance 1291 01:19:05,083 --> 01:19:08,075 that the chip works and is authentic. 1292 01:19:08,283 --> 01:19:10,672 That's logical. One of my sons 1293 01:19:10,883 --> 01:19:12,883 and one of my best men 1294 01:19:13,203 --> 01:19:15,842 will stay with you as hostages 1295 01:19:16,043 --> 01:19:19,399 until you've confirmed the chip's authenticity. 1296 01:19:20,683 --> 01:19:23,277 - What's this about, Dad? - Relax. 1297 01:19:23,603 --> 01:19:25,242 That's fine with me. 1298 01:19:25,243 --> 01:19:27,243 The money. 1299 01:19:29,203 --> 01:19:31,122 Pain... 1300 01:19:31,123 --> 01:19:33,273 I see lots of pain. 1301 01:19:36,683 --> 01:19:38,683 Here, baby. 1302 01:19:38,963 --> 01:19:40,963 You're really foxy. 1303 01:19:47,643 --> 01:19:49,759 - What's going on? - Hey, no pushing! 1304 01:19:49,963 --> 01:19:51,963 Do something. 1305 01:19:52,043 --> 01:19:54,043 Hey, show a little respect! 1306 01:19:56,323 --> 01:19:58,323 Dad! 1307 01:20:16,283 --> 01:20:18,283 Good work, boys. 1308 01:20:18,443 --> 01:20:21,674 Now let's have a little champagne. 1309 01:20:21,883 --> 01:20:24,716 And count the money to make sure it's all here... 1310 01:20:31,963 --> 01:20:33,442 Come in, Mayor. 1311 01:20:33,443 --> 01:20:35,752 Like I said, we have a mole inside. 1312 01:20:35,963 --> 01:20:37,322 A mole? 1313 01:20:37,323 --> 01:20:40,201 He's been undercover with the terrorists for2 months. 1314 01:20:40,443 --> 01:20:42,957 We've been after that damn Spinelli for years. 1315 01:20:43,163 --> 01:20:45,393 The situation's under control, Captain. 1316 01:20:45,603 --> 01:20:48,117 Apparently they recovered the detonator chip. 1317 01:20:48,323 --> 01:20:50,598 But our man's about to act. Listen. 1318 01:20:56,363 --> 01:21:00,276 Luis Alberto, sorry for leaving you alone for so long. 1319 01:21:02,043 --> 01:21:04,043 Well? 1320 01:21:05,563 --> 01:21:07,599 The money's not there yet, sir. 1321 01:21:09,003 --> 01:21:10,762 But we have 5 minutes. 1322 01:21:10,763 --> 01:21:12,763 Maybe... 1323 01:21:13,403 --> 01:21:15,362 Luis Alberto... 1324 01:21:15,363 --> 01:21:17,363 They're pushing their luck. 1325 01:21:17,963 --> 01:21:20,158 They're pushing their luck. 1326 01:21:22,603 --> 01:21:26,437 I'd never been on a boat, Torrente. Isn't this cool? 1327 01:21:26,643 --> 01:21:27,682 Hey! 1328 01:21:27,683 --> 01:21:30,675 Is this going to take long? We've got things to do. 1329 01:21:32,843 --> 01:21:34,042 Robertson. 1330 01:21:34,043 --> 01:21:35,362 Everything ready? 1331 01:21:35,363 --> 01:21:37,363 The chip works? 1332 01:21:38,003 --> 01:21:40,003 Still checking, sir. 1333 01:21:41,843 --> 01:21:43,122 Look, Torrente! 1334 01:21:43,123 --> 01:21:45,123 That's the guy from the FBI! 1335 01:21:45,843 --> 01:21:47,843 You're right! 1336 01:21:48,243 --> 01:21:50,243 Freeze! Special forces! 1337 01:22:00,003 --> 01:22:03,518 Sir, agent 091 has been eliminated. 1338 01:22:04,083 --> 01:22:07,075 Won't this endanger the operation, Captain? 1339 01:22:07,963 --> 01:22:12,514 We have two helicopters, a special boarding team and an automatic 1340 01:22:12,723 --> 01:22:14,723 missile-interception system. 1341 01:22:14,763 --> 01:22:19,120 Still, could we evacuate the city in let's say... 5 minutes? 1342 01:22:23,203 --> 01:22:24,442 Never! 1343 01:22:24,443 --> 01:22:28,436 Nobody has ever laughed at Mauricio Torrente! 1344 01:22:28,723 --> 01:22:30,522 Never! 1345 01:22:30,523 --> 01:22:32,322 Good, 1346 01:22:32,323 --> 01:22:33,642 good. 1347 01:22:33,643 --> 01:22:37,352 When this is over I'd like to know who the idiot was 1348 01:22:37,563 --> 01:22:40,282 who gave a computer technician job 1349 01:22:40,483 --> 01:22:42,483 to an FBI spy. 1350 01:22:43,043 --> 01:22:46,080 Sir, the chip's authentic. We're ready. 1351 01:22:46,563 --> 01:22:48,082 Perfect. 1352 01:22:48,083 --> 01:22:50,083 Is the money in Switzerland? 1353 01:22:52,803 --> 01:22:54,803 Arm the missiles. 1354 01:22:57,163 --> 01:22:59,597 It's done, sir. The countdown has begun. 1355 01:23:00,203 --> 01:23:04,242 Well, in five minutes Marbella will be destroyed. 1356 01:23:04,443 --> 01:23:06,443 Oh, well. Inform the bridge. 1357 01:23:06,603 --> 01:23:07,842 We're leaving. 1358 01:23:07,843 --> 01:23:09,843 Kill those two. 1359 01:23:10,283 --> 01:23:12,283 They stink. 1360 01:23:15,083 --> 01:23:16,882 Freeze or the monkey gets it! 1361 01:23:16,883 --> 01:23:19,716 No, please, sir... Stay calm. 1362 01:23:20,363 --> 01:23:22,672 It's one of a kind, he belongs 1363 01:23:22,883 --> 01:23:25,477 to a species on the brink of extinction. 1364 01:23:27,523 --> 01:23:30,356 I assure you, in good times, I can be very good. 1365 01:23:30,883 --> 01:23:32,762 But if something happens 1366 01:23:32,763 --> 01:23:34,913 to the monkey, anything at all... 1367 01:23:35,123 --> 01:23:37,876 Even if it's the last thing I do in this life, 1368 01:23:38,083 --> 01:23:40,083 I'll... 1369 01:23:40,603 --> 01:23:42,603 He bit me! 1370 01:23:48,203 --> 01:23:51,240 The fucker bit me! I could get syphilis! 1371 01:23:51,603 --> 01:23:53,603 Kill him! 1372 01:24:06,523 --> 01:24:07,642 My money! 1373 01:24:07,643 --> 01:24:09,643 I want my money! 1374 01:24:09,723 --> 01:24:11,759 What have you done, you lunatic? 1375 01:24:12,083 --> 01:24:14,916 For now, I'm going to sink your ship. 1376 01:24:15,123 --> 01:24:16,922 Dad! 1377 01:24:16,923 --> 01:24:19,801 How can you sink it with us inside? 1378 01:24:20,083 --> 01:24:22,083 Is that man your father? 1379 01:24:25,963 --> 01:24:27,963 A missile came loose. 1380 01:24:28,123 --> 01:24:30,159 It'll explode on the ship! 1381 01:24:35,203 --> 01:24:37,203 Nobody move! 1382 01:24:37,803 --> 01:24:39,803 Robertson! 1383 01:24:48,723 --> 01:24:50,723 Sorry, kid. 1384 01:24:51,803 --> 01:24:53,322 It's your turn. 1385 01:24:53,323 --> 01:24:57,794 Look, that's the secret exit to my escape vessel. We can leave together. 1386 01:24:59,763 --> 01:25:02,914 I have all the money you could want at my refuge in Estepona. 1387 01:25:03,203 --> 01:25:05,168 But, please... 1388 01:25:05,203 --> 01:25:07,842 Shoot the man that killed my beloved Luis Alberto. 1389 01:25:08,723 --> 01:25:10,873 Pay no attention to him, Dad. 1390 01:25:12,443 --> 01:25:14,443 Shoot him? 1391 01:25:15,043 --> 01:25:16,362 A son? 1392 01:25:16,363 --> 01:25:18,002 My own flesh and blood? 1393 01:25:18,003 --> 01:25:19,968 A bastard, maybe. 1394 01:25:20,003 --> 01:25:24,121 But with feelings, preoccupations... 1395 01:25:24,563 --> 01:25:27,282 I don't mean to rush such a delicate decision, 1396 01:25:27,483 --> 01:25:29,442 but this is going to explode. 1397 01:25:29,443 --> 01:25:32,401 I can give you 200 million in cash. 1398 01:25:32,763 --> 01:25:34,763 200 million? 1399 01:25:35,243 --> 01:25:40,078 Sometimes a father must make such difficult decisions. 1400 01:25:43,083 --> 01:25:45,083 Well, son... 1401 01:25:45,643 --> 01:25:47,362 Fuck you. 1402 01:25:47,363 --> 01:25:49,363 Dad! 1403 01:25:51,323 --> 01:25:53,323 It's stuck. 1404 01:25:53,643 --> 01:25:55,643 Damn thing. 1405 01:25:57,163 --> 01:25:59,518 Now, kid! There's no time to lose! 1406 01:25:59,723 --> 01:26:01,162 This way, he said 1407 01:26:01,163 --> 01:26:03,163 this was the emergency exit. 1408 01:26:04,323 --> 01:26:07,121 We can't leave! Our friends and families are in Marbella! 1409 01:26:07,323 --> 01:26:08,482 They'll explode! 1410 01:26:08,483 --> 01:26:10,713 - What? - Tirillas, Sebas, my brother... 1411 01:26:10,923 --> 01:26:13,153 Kid, this place is going to blow! 1412 01:26:13,443 --> 01:26:15,832 But there's a missile aimed at Marbella! 1413 01:26:18,203 --> 01:26:21,354 Okay, let's do it. I think this is the joystick. 1414 01:26:23,683 --> 01:26:24,962 This must be here. 1415 01:26:24,963 --> 01:26:26,999 Look, it's moving! 1416 01:26:27,803 --> 01:26:31,682 - Aim for the sea, Torrente! - Fuck the sea, kid! 1417 01:26:31,883 --> 01:26:34,477 Since we're already here... Gibraltar! 1418 01:26:34,683 --> 01:26:36,683 Spanish or nothing! 1419 01:26:36,763 --> 01:26:38,042 There. Here we go. 1420 01:26:38,043 --> 01:26:39,922 Son...! 1421 01:26:39,923 --> 01:26:42,118 We'll go and call for back up. 1422 01:26:42,843 --> 01:26:44,282 Son...! 1423 01:26:44,283 --> 01:26:46,283 Bye, Dad! 1424 01:26:48,123 --> 01:26:50,318 Son of a bitch! 1425 01:26:51,843 --> 01:26:53,843 Peddle, Cuco. 1426 01:26:54,883 --> 01:26:58,558 If I'd known it was going to work, I'd have aimed at France. 1427 01:26:58,763 --> 01:27:01,436 But your dad's back there with the other missile. 1428 01:27:01,643 --> 01:27:04,316 Don't worry about him, he's resourceful. 1429 01:27:04,603 --> 01:27:06,798 He's probably already on top of things. 1430 01:27:07,003 --> 01:27:09,995 He's got that guy with the monkey by the balls. 1431 01:27:12,963 --> 01:27:14,963 Holy shit! Unbelievable! 1432 01:27:21,083 --> 01:27:22,722 It's tough, kid. 1433 01:27:22,723 --> 01:27:24,723 Losing a father. 1434 01:27:25,843 --> 01:27:28,676 But I've lost two now, so I'm used to it. 1435 01:27:28,883 --> 01:27:31,192 Come on, we've got a long way to go. 1436 01:28:00,203 --> 01:28:02,956 It is our honor to decorate this man, 1437 01:28:03,803 --> 01:28:05,562 who in risking his life, 1438 01:28:05,563 --> 01:28:09,397 saved the city of Marbella. We're proud to return him 1439 01:28:09,843 --> 01:28:11,282 to the police force. 1440 01:28:11,283 --> 01:28:13,283 He should never have left. 1441 01:28:13,683 --> 01:28:15,122 He'll be given a post... 1442 01:28:15,123 --> 01:28:17,512 Whatever they want, but far away from Marbella. 1443 01:28:17,883 --> 01:28:19,999 ...to serve the community once again. 1444 01:28:20,443 --> 01:28:22,443 Congratulations, kid. 1445 01:28:24,523 --> 01:28:27,242 I knew he'd go far. 1446 01:28:48,283 --> 01:28:49,762 Thank you. 1447 01:28:49,763 --> 01:28:53,995 I am what I am thanks to all of you. Viva España! 1448 01:28:54,203 --> 01:28:55,402 Viva! 1449 01:28:55,403 --> 01:29:00,158 Fresh fish for sale! Sardines, mackerel! Come and get it! 1450 01:29:01,163 --> 01:29:02,722 Please don't do this. 1451 01:29:02,723 --> 01:29:04,723 Please... 1452 01:29:05,483 --> 01:29:08,998 It's parked fine, there's no sign or anything... 1453 01:29:09,203 --> 01:29:11,203 Please don't tow it away. 1454 01:29:11,363 --> 01:29:13,082 Lady, it's parked on the yellow line. 1455 01:29:13,083 --> 01:29:14,242 Are you nuts? 1456 01:29:14,243 --> 01:29:16,313 3 centimeters! You can't do this! 1457 01:29:16,723 --> 01:29:19,112 Miss, don't get hysterical. 1458 01:29:19,843 --> 01:29:21,802 - We might... - I'll pay the fine. 1459 01:29:21,803 --> 01:29:23,082 Just leave it here. 1460 01:29:23,083 --> 01:29:25,083 I need it, it's urgent. Please. 1461 01:29:25,643 --> 01:29:27,643 Tough luck, sugar. 1462 01:29:29,283 --> 01:29:31,283 Cuco, let's go.