1 00:00:02,00 --> 00:00:08,00 -= CHD字幕组 =- 字幕制作：passinggod@CHD 2 00:01:48,52 --> 00:01:50,61 "AV (Adult Video), a tool for men's sexual fantasy," 3 00:01:50,77 --> 00:01:53,15 "a world of men domination." 4 00:01:53,32 --> 00:01:57,45 "What if one day, everything is overturned," 5 00:01:57,61 --> 00:02:00,03 "and the roles of men and women have swapped..." 6 00:02:01,28 --> 00:02:03,20 My name is Wyman Chan. I'm a writer, 我叫陈伟文，是一个作家 7 00:02:03,49 --> 00:02:05,50 pen name "Touchez Moi" “隋处摸”是我的笔名 8 00:02:05,66 --> 00:02:06,37 I write erotic fiction 没错 9 00:02:06,54 --> 00:02:09,83 for newspaper. 其实我只是在报纸的风月版写情色小说 10 00:02:10,13 --> 00:02:11,54 I'm not ashamed of it. 但我经常都安慰自己 11 00:02:11,71 --> 00:02:13,63 Cuz it requires certain writing skills. 其实我的小说一点都不容易写 12 00:02:13,84 --> 00:02:15,55 For examples, boobies, 譬如说，明明是女人的乳房 13 00:02:15,71 --> 00:02:17,13 I'll refer them as Pinky Peaches, 就要写作“水蜜桃” 14 00:02:17,34 --> 00:02:20,22 and vagina as the Waterfall Cave. 女人的性器官，就写作“水帘洞” 15 00:02:24,06 --> 00:02:26,31 She is my girlfriend. She is also a writer. 她是我女朋友，她也是一个作家 16 00:02:26,68 --> 00:02:27,94 a well-known 不过她就是大名鼎鼎 17 00:02:28,10 --> 00:02:31,61 romance novelist - Ceclia Jik. 畅销文艺爱情小说家席梦丝 18 00:02:32,40 --> 00:02:35,28 A few years ago, her lovey-dovey novel... 几年前她那本肉麻当纯情的小说… 19 00:02:35,44 --> 00:02:38,57 THINK OF YOU IN HIS ARMS has gone to 10th printing, 《想着你抱着他爱着谁》卖到翻印十几版 20 00:02:38,78 --> 00:02:40,36 sold as much as Hong Kong Map. 比得上香港地图 21 00:02:40,53 --> 00:02:42,41 A sentence of hers worth 之后她现在一行字的稿费 22 00:02:42,58 --> 00:02:44,20 more my whole column. 比我写足一晚还多 23 00:02:44,83 --> 00:02:47,83 Look at her, elegant and decent 你看看她，多优雅，多端庄 24 00:02:48,04 --> 00:02:51,00 But actually she has a dark side... 其实她私底下，有不为人知的一面… 25 00:02:54,21 --> 00:02:55,34 Harder! 大力点 26 00:02:55,84 --> 00:02:57,38 Harder! 大力点 27 00:02:58,38 --> 00:03:01,39 Harder... 大力点… 28 00:03:02,09 --> 00:03:02,89 Left turn! 左转呀 29 00:03:03,05 --> 00:03:04,89 Wait a minute, left turn? 等一下，怎么左转呀？ 30 00:03:05,06 --> 00:03:05,72 Is it like driving? 就像开车那样呀？ 31 00:03:05,89 --> 00:03:06,89 What a dumb-ass! 怎么你这么笨！ 32 00:03:07,06 --> 00:03:08,64 Every time I have to remind you! Like this! 每次都要我提你！这样呀！ 33 00:03:08,81 --> 00:03:12,10 Remember? I taught you so many times! Like this! 你记得吗？我教了你很多次，是这样呀！ 34 00:03:12,52 --> 00:03:13,65 It hurts! 好痛呀！ 35 00:03:13,81 --> 00:03:15,36 Am I hot? 我正不正？ 36 00:03:15,73 --> 00:03:16,44 Of course! 正！ 37 00:03:16,61 --> 00:03:17,69 Look at me! 看着我 38 00:03:17,99 --> 00:03:19,45 Look at me! 看着我 39 00:03:21,07 --> 00:03:22,78 Why are you pushing so hard? 干嘛这么大力呀？ 40 00:03:25,58 --> 00:03:26,87 Go deeper! 进去点 41 00:03:29,62 --> 00:03:31,29 Why are you digging so deep? 进这么深干嘛？ 42 00:03:32,71 --> 00:03:34,79 I am about to come, let's come together! 我快要到了，我们一起吧！ 43 00:03:35,67 --> 00:03:36,63 It's coming. 来了 44 00:03:36,80 --> 00:03:37,92 It's here. 到了 45 00:03:38,26 --> 00:03:39,88 I came already. 已经到了 46 00:03:45,76 --> 00:03:49,64 You didn't scream when you were cumming. 你刚刚射的时候，好像没叫？ 47 00:03:49,89 --> 00:03:51,02 Yes, I did. 有，怎会没有？ 48 00:03:51,19 --> 00:03:53,77 I cried out, "Wow, it's here, I came". 我在叫，哗，到了，这样呀 49 00:03:54,36 --> 00:03:55,94 But your eyes didn't even flip once? 都没看到你反白眼的？ 50 00:03:56,11 --> 00:03:58,23 Yes, they did! 有反，全反了 51 00:03:58,44 --> 00:03:59,90 You could see the whites, 全白了 52 00:04:00,32 --> 00:04:01,11 as if I was blind 瞎子一样 53 00:04:01,28 --> 00:04:01,90 Really? 真的？ 54 00:04:02,07 --> 00:04:03,28 Really! 真！ 55 00:04:03,49 --> 00:04:04,78 Let's have a round two, now! 再来一炮，马上！ 56 00:04:04,95 --> 00:04:05,95 Again? 又来？ 57 00:04:06,12 --> 00:04:07,03 It's like this... 就是这样 58 00:04:07,20 --> 00:04:10,96 Sex has traumatized me. 我对做爱就产生了莫名奇妙的恐惧 59 00:04:15,13 --> 00:04:16,63 Larry, stop rushing me, 梁景，别催啦 60 00:04:16,79 --> 00:04:18,84 it's almost done, just the ending now... 就差结尾，很快，结尾了… 61 00:04:21,51 --> 00:04:23,13 What? I don't need to write anymore? 以后不用写？ 62 00:04:23,51 --> 00:04:25,43 You can't just scrapped an adult section like this. 风月版怎可以说停就停？ 63 00:04:25,59 --> 00:04:27,05 Do you know how many men in Hong Kong 你知不知道全香港每天有多少男人 64 00:04:27,22 --> 00:04:29,35 rely on my work for their jerk breaks? 都靠我那几百字来做下体运动呀？ 65 00:04:29,97 --> 00:04:32,14 Have you ever thought of me working in the sports section? 其实有没有想过把我转到体育版去呢？ 66 00:04:33,10 --> 00:04:34,48 Let me refer you... 我推荐你… 67 00:04:34,73 --> 00:04:36,98 Everything can be found on the internet now, 现在上网什么都有得看 68 00:04:37,31 --> 00:04:39,65 the adult section is a goner. I'm now in the religion section. 风月版没得做啦，我给转到宗教版去 69 00:04:39,82 --> 00:04:42,61 Yesterday featured The Gospel, today is Buddha. 昨天才说完马太福音，今天要说阿弥陀佛 70 00:04:42,78 --> 00:04:44,32 Buddha is good! 阿弥陀佛好呀！ 71 00:04:44,49 --> 00:04:46,45 Simon, we are really doomed... 老袁，我们好惨啊… 72 00:04:46,62 --> 00:04:49,03 I know, the adult section is scrapped, 知道了，风月版给裁了嘛 73 00:04:49,24 --> 00:04:50,70 I won't last very long here either... 我这里也撑不了多久了 74 00:04:50,87 --> 00:04:52,41 Ah, the world is changing! 唉，简直是世风日下！ 75 00:04:52,58 --> 00:04:55,50 Who knows pervert business would die out one day... 万料不到，色情事业都有衰落的一天呀 76 00:04:55,71 --> 00:04:56,63 Look at you, 就说你吧 77 00:04:56,79 --> 00:04:58,50 selling pirated porn here, that's stealing... 在这儿卖盗版，就是贼嘛 78 00:04:58,67 --> 00:04:59,84 But now you can't even survive as a thief! 现在贼都没得做 79 00:05:00,00 --> 00:05:03,17 What has become of Hong Kong? The city is dying! 你说香港还不死吗？这城市正垂死中！ 80 00:05:03,42 --> 00:05:04,51 You're wrong, 你错了 81 00:05:04,68 --> 00:05:06,18 the city is dead. 这城市已经死了 82 00:05:06,51 --> 00:05:10,31 But I think that pervert business would never die. 不过我觉得呢，色情事业是永垂不朽的 83 00:05:10,72 --> 00:05:13,52 Think about it, what is the origins of humans? 你想想，人类的来源是什么？ 84 00:05:13,68 --> 00:05:14,85 It's by being horny! 就是好色嘛！ 85 00:05:15,02 --> 00:05:17,23 If humans are not horny, how do we exist? 如果人不好色，哪还有人类？ 86 00:05:17,48 --> 00:05:18,40 There must be a way! 一定有得做的！ 87 00:05:18,56 --> 00:05:21,61 Yes...But now everything on the internet is free, 对…可是现在上网免费任看 88 00:05:21,78 --> 00:05:23,40 who would pay? 哪有人买呀？ 89 00:05:23,94 --> 00:05:26,03 Content is more important than a freebie. 免费也要有内容呀 90 00:05:26,28 --> 00:05:28,66 Do you understand? A great content! 明不明白？内容呀！ 91 00:05:29,37 --> 00:05:30,87 We don't fucking understand. 不明白 92 00:05:32,04 --> 00:05:35,37 In Hong Kong, there is "Home Ownership Scheme", 香港，胜在有“居者有其屋” 93 00:05:35,71 --> 00:05:37,04 for porn DVDs, 色片 94 00:05:37,21 --> 00:05:39,88 there must be one that satisfy perverts' crave! 没理由色者没其片的！ 95 00:05:40,88 --> 00:05:43,51 Let's ask the gang to invest a few thousands each, 我们叫团友每人投几万 96 00:05:43,67 --> 00:05:45,17 and invest into making an AV. 集资去投资拍AV 97 00:05:45,34 --> 00:05:46,05 We can film whatever 那当上投资者 98 00:05:46,22 --> 00:05:48,26 we want as we are investors, 那我们想拍啥，就拍啥啰！ 99 00:05:48,43 --> 00:05:51,35 and the gang can also go to see the on-site shooting. 那些团友又可以去看AV的拍摄过程 100 00:05:51,51 --> 00:05:53,68 We three can sell the movie out... 我们三个拿着版权 101 00:05:53,85 --> 00:05:55,98 and split the profit. 能卖多少钱，我们三个分了它 102 00:05:56,27 --> 00:05:58,23 But shouldn't it be quite expensive to make an AV? 可是拍AV好像不便宜吧？ 103 00:05:58,40 --> 00:05:59,40 Not exactly! 那可不是呀！ 104 00:05:59,56 --> 00:06:01,36 I have asked around. The cost of filming an AV... 我问过了，拍一部AV…，拍一部AV… 105 00:06:01,52 --> 00:06:03,48 can be a few thousands to a few hundred thousands, 几万可以，几十万也可以 106 00:06:03,69 --> 00:06:04,49 it's entirely up to you. 丰俭由人呀 107 00:06:04,65 --> 00:06:06,78 That's right! We can work around the budget. 不就是吗！拍戏的事很灵活的嘛 108 00:06:06,95 --> 00:06:07,57 Think about it, 你想想 109 00:06:07,74 --> 00:06:11,08 a Michelin food tour costs the same already, 参加那些蔡澜美食团也要几万块呀 110 00:06:11,24 --> 00:06:13,16 and there is no guarantee you would be full! 说不定他还把东西全吃光呢！ 111 00:06:13,33 --> 00:06:15,08 An AV production trip will definitely attract so many people! 一定很多人参加的！ 112 00:06:15,66 --> 00:06:16,62 It's really feasible! 真的可以考虑 113 00:06:16,79 --> 00:06:19,50 I have a friend who sends me AVs from Japan regularly. 我有个朋友，在日本专门寄AV给我盗版 114 00:06:19,67 --> 00:06:20,75 Have her arrange the trip, 找她安排 115 00:06:20,92 --> 00:06:23,25 and we can even sell our movie to the Japanese after! 拍完以后再卖给日本人也行 116 00:06:23,42 --> 00:06:26,09 Great. She can have half the profit, we have the other half. 那就行了，她要一半，我们三个要一半 117 00:06:26,26 --> 00:06:27,80 It seems that everything is coming together! 说着说着好像真的成事了！ 118 00:06:27,97 --> 00:06:30,14 If it's for real, I'm interested too. 有噱头，我也有兴趣呀 119 00:06:30,34 --> 00:06:31,14 Who are you? 你是谁呀？ 120 00:06:31,30 --> 00:06:32,30 I'm here to buy porn. 我来买A片的 121 00:06:32,47 --> 00:06:33,60 A few thousands for the real stuff, 几万块去见识见识 122 00:06:33,76 --> 00:06:35,10 I think my friends will be interested too. 我想我很多朋友也有兴趣 123 00:06:35,27 --> 00:06:37,31 You see? Our first investor! 听到没有，马上有第一个客人了！ 124 00:06:37,48 --> 00:06:40,10 If we succeed this time, we can do it for long-term! 如果我们这次做得好的话，长做长有呀！ 125 00:06:40,27 --> 00:06:42,73 Let's do it then, I am getting so turned on already. 那马上去搞啦！已经未出发先兴奋了 126 00:06:42,90 --> 00:06:44,27 Just talking about it give me a stiff! 我说起来都有一点硬了 127 00:06:46,03 --> 00:06:46,82 That one's great! 这张好呀！ 128 00:06:46,99 --> 00:06:49,61 That one there - "Bed your wife". Give me that one. 那张《淫荡人妻》，给我一张嘛 129 00:06:49,78 --> 00:06:52,07 Fuck! Why the fuck are you buying! Go home and download! 妈的！买你妹呀！上网下载啦！ 130 00:07:15,81 --> 00:07:16,93 Talk show! 相声呀！ 131 00:07:17,64 --> 00:07:19,48 - What talk show? - David Letterman works here! 相声？　　　他写着赵本山 132 00:07:19,64 --> 00:07:21,35 - He is really famous. - This way... 那些内地人真红　　　这边… 133 00:07:21,52 --> 00:07:22,81 By the way, who is the woman 对了，帮我们安排 134 00:07:22,98 --> 00:07:24,40 that helps us to make this AV? 拍AV那女的是什么人？ 135 00:07:24,57 --> 00:07:26,98 She is a Hong Konger, but has lived in Japan for a long time. 本身是香港人，但是在日本住了很久了 136 00:07:27,15 --> 00:07:29,49 It's her who sends me Japanese AVs 她一直帮我买些日本新出的A片 137 00:07:29,65 --> 00:07:30,99 to make pirated ones. 寄回香港给我盗版 138 00:07:31,41 --> 00:07:33,03 This time she has helped us a lot. 这回她出了不力的 139 00:07:33,45 --> 00:07:35,78 Look, the one who is squatting there is her. 前面蹲着的那个就是她 140 00:07:41,62 --> 00:07:43,96 Hatoyama! 鸠山！ 141 00:07:54,39 --> 00:07:55,64 It's here. 到了… 142 00:07:55,85 --> 00:07:58,56 Up the stairs is a paradise amid these busy surroundings. 旺中带静呢，上了这条楼梯… 143 00:07:59,68 --> 00:08:01,81 It's quite a secret place. 这里也蛮神秘的嘛 144 00:08:02,10 --> 00:08:03,90 It fits what we come for. 那和我们来的目的一样 145 00:08:04,10 --> 00:08:06,44 I have a bad feeling about it. 我有一种不祥的预感 146 00:08:08,48 --> 00:08:09,53 This is yours, 你的 147 00:08:09,82 --> 00:08:10,90 yours, 你的 148 00:08:11,65 --> 00:08:12,36 yours, 你的 149 00:08:12,53 --> 00:08:13,70 yours, 你的 150 00:08:14,16 --> 00:08:15,87 yours... 你的… 151 00:08:16,53 --> 00:08:18,70 these are yours. 这些是…你们的 152 00:08:20,70 --> 00:08:23,33 I will show the special rooms in a minute, 我待会就带你们去看看充满特色的房间 153 00:08:23,54 --> 00:08:26,54 I can assure that you will all be so wowed! 包管你们会有“哗”一声的感觉 154 00:08:33,09 --> 00:08:35,55 Wow! 哗… 155 00:08:36,80 --> 00:08:38,35 You see? It really 'wows' the fuck out of you! 是不是真妈的“哗”呢？ 156 00:08:38,60 --> 00:08:41,89 The special thing of here is you can slide in and out, 这里最特别是可以横着进横着出 157 00:08:42,14 --> 00:08:44,23 it's a fucking great feature! 他妈的特别呢 158 00:08:45,44 --> 00:08:48,40 It looks just the same as a morgue! 这里跟殓房没差多少呀！ 159 00:08:48,69 --> 00:08:49,73 Of course not! 那可不一样！ 160 00:08:49,90 --> 00:08:53,45 In a morgue, you are wheeled out, here you do it yourself. 殓房要人拉你出来，这里不用唷 161 00:08:54,49 --> 00:08:55,61 Now I know a place that's 我终于知道这个世上 162 00:08:55,78 --> 00:08:57,32 worse than subdivided flats! 有地方比住地下房更惨！ 163 00:08:57,57 --> 00:08:59,58 How can we live in such a small room? 房间那么小，怎么住呀？ 164 00:08:59,74 --> 00:09:01,20 If you see it as a locker, 你把它当储物柜… 165 00:09:01,54 --> 00:09:03,33 it's actually fucking huge! 那就他妈的大呢！ 166 00:09:04,83 --> 00:09:05,62 Excuse me, you are Shitdog... 什么鸠？ 167 00:09:05,79 --> 00:09:06,88 Shodaiko Hatoyama. 鸠山初代子 168 00:09:07,04 --> 00:09:08,75 Miss Shodaiko, 代子小姐是吧？ 169 00:09:09,25 --> 00:09:11,05 you are right. 你也有你的道理 170 00:09:11,42 --> 00:09:13,67 We should always look at the bright side. 我们应该凡事向好的方向看 171 00:09:13,84 --> 00:09:15,72 We don't come here to stay in a five-star hotel, right? 难道我们专程过来是住五星级酒店吗？ 172 00:09:15,93 --> 00:09:16,64 That's right! 没错！ 173 00:09:16,80 --> 00:09:19,05 Our money should be spent in the right place. 我们的钱，应该花在值得花的地方 174 00:09:19,22 --> 00:09:20,01 Yes! 说得对 175 00:09:20,18 --> 00:09:22,60 Our energy should also be used in the right place. 我们的精力，都应该出在最应该出的地方 176 00:09:23,93 --> 00:09:25,85 Thank you very much, Miss Shodaiko! 真麻烦你呀，鸠小姐！ 177 00:09:26,19 --> 00:09:27,15 You are welcome! 不用客气！ 178 00:09:27,31 --> 00:09:29,27 Shodai, touching balls... is your real name? 初代是…你名字？ 179 00:09:29,98 --> 00:09:30,98 Or your hobby? 还是兴趣呢？ 180 00:09:31,19 --> 00:09:32,23 My mom gave me this name. 是我妈妈改的！ 181 00:09:32,40 --> 00:09:35,70 - Your mom likes to touch balls... - Yes! 你老妈喜欢初代…　　　是呀！ 182 00:09:36,78 --> 00:09:38,74 Fuck, would this be a set-up? 靠，我们会不会被骗了？ 183 00:09:38,91 --> 00:09:39,95 Well, what I fear the most now... 靠！我现在啥都不怕 184 00:09:40,12 --> 00:09:43,12 is this Shodaiko will be the leading actress in our AV. 我最怕那个初代子，兼任AV女主角而已 185 00:09:43,33 --> 00:09:44,58 Now you are really scaring me! 那我真的好怕喔 186 00:09:44,75 --> 00:09:46,79 It won't be that bad, I have already told her... 不会那么无良的，我跟她说明… 187 00:09:46,96 --> 00:09:50,04 we only want a famous AV actress with big tits. 要大胸，又出名的AV女优的 188 00:09:50,79 --> 00:09:53,13 Don't you think that you guys are actually quite pessimistic? 其实，你们会不会太悲观呢？ 189 00:09:53,46 --> 00:09:55,17 You always assume that we are being set up. 整天觉得人家要骗我们似的 190 00:09:55,47 --> 00:09:56,63 Then what should we do? 那应该怎么样？ 191 00:09:56,93 --> 00:10:00,55 Think about it, as a man, we have seen AVs for decades, 你想想，我们看了几十年AV 192 00:10:00,76 --> 00:10:04,14 and have jerked off thousands of times. 做了几十年男人，打了几千次飞机 193 00:10:04,31 --> 00:10:04,81 But tomorrow will be the first time 可是明天 194 00:10:04,98 --> 00:10:08,73 to encounter a real AV girl, 是真真正正第一次接触到真正的AV女优 195 00:10:09,15 --> 00:10:11,19 and have our own AV. 拍属于自己的AV 196 00:10:12,48 --> 00:10:14,15 Shouldn't we have an ablution... 为了迎接这个神圣的一刻 197 00:10:14,32 --> 00:10:17,24 to welcome this sacred moment? 我们是不是应该一起斋戒沐浴呢？ 198 00:10:17,70 --> 00:10:19,66 An ablution? 斋戒沐浴？ 199 00:10:48,35 --> 00:10:50,52 Raining is actually not too bad! 其实，下雨也不错呀！ 200 00:10:50,73 --> 00:10:52,61 It will be even heavier tomorrow... 明天更大乳呀… 201 00:10:52,77 --> 00:10:53,90 How do you know? 你又知道？ 202 00:10:54,07 --> 00:10:57,32 AV girls usually have really big and "heavy" boobs... 那些女优好大乳的嘛… 203 00:10:57,69 --> 00:10:59,70 Tomorrow is gonna be better. 希望在明天嘛 204 00:11:23,97 --> 00:11:24,76 Look everyone, 各位团友 205 00:11:24,93 --> 00:11:27,22 here is the holy place of AV... 这里就是无数AV的胜地 206 00:11:27,81 --> 00:11:29,56 and also an all-in-one studio. 这里是一个复合片场 207 00:11:29,73 --> 00:11:32,60 Look over there, a clinic... 看，那边就有一个诊所 208 00:11:32,77 --> 00:11:34,82 where "Hot and Steamy Nurse" is often filmed. 整天在拍《淫贱女护士》的 209 00:11:35,11 --> 00:11:36,23 Here's a classroom, 这边就是课室 210 00:11:36,40 --> 00:11:37,98 where "Innocent School Girl" is filmed. 拍《纯情学生妹》 211 00:11:38,24 --> 00:11:39,32 Isn't it fucking amazing? 是不是他妈的“哗”呢？ 212 00:11:39,49 --> 00:11:41,91 Wow! 哗… 213 00:11:42,07 --> 00:11:42,74 Hey! 喂喂！ 214 00:11:42,91 --> 00:11:44,83 This bed is the one I've seen in many AVs! 这张床呀，不就是经常拍AV那张？ 215 00:11:45,03 --> 00:11:46,24 Take me a photo... 帮我拍照… 216 00:11:46,41 --> 00:11:47,79 I fuck you... 我操你… 217 00:11:47,95 --> 00:11:49,33 I bang you... 我操你… 218 00:11:49,54 --> 00:11:51,83 No! Stop! 别去呀！ 219 00:11:53,54 --> 00:11:55,04 Your eyes are really sharp, 你真是有眼光呢 220 00:11:55,21 --> 00:11:57,96 many AV actors have actually creamed here. 这里是不少AV男优出精的地方 221 00:11:58,13 --> 00:11:58,92 Where exactly? 出在哪里呢？ 222 00:11:59,09 --> 00:12:00,55 Generally it's there! 通常出在那里！ 223 00:12:00,84 --> 00:12:02,84 Under a UV light, 如果用紫外光灯一照 224 00:12:03,09 --> 00:12:04,43 it will glow! 整张床会发光的呢！ 225 00:12:04,59 --> 00:12:05,76 You see! 听见没有 226 00:12:05,93 --> 00:12:08,97 Good morning, everyone! 早晨，大家好！ 227 00:12:09,14 --> 00:12:10,93 This is the director, you can ignore him. 这位是导演，不用理他的 228 00:12:11,10 --> 00:12:14,02 Oh really? At least bow and pay a tribute like in a funeral. 那…就随便扫墓那样鞠个躬就走啦 229 00:12:15,11 --> 00:12:16,73 I resign myself to your guidance! 请多多指教！ 230 00:12:18,98 --> 00:12:20,61 Hello everybody, 大家好 231 00:12:20,94 --> 00:12:22,78 this is Miss Yui Tatsumi. 这是辰巳唯小姐 232 00:12:30,50 --> 00:12:32,96 Hello everyone, I'm Yui Tatsumi. 大家好，我是辰巳唯 233 00:12:33,12 --> 00:12:34,29 I am here for your guidance. 请多多指教 234 00:12:35,17 --> 00:12:37,96 Yui Tatsumi. F Cup. Former Race Queen. 辰巳唯，F Cup，前赛车女郎 235 00:12:38,13 --> 00:12:39,88 Her nickname is "the Queen of Race Queen"! 绰号赛车皇后！ 236 00:12:40,09 --> 00:12:41,47 Feeling excited is understandable. 开心是好的 237 00:12:41,63 --> 00:12:43,47 But if we don't start the shooting, 但是大家还傻逼的不开始 238 00:12:43,63 --> 00:12:45,14 it won't be finished on time. 就拍不完了 239 00:12:51,22 --> 00:12:52,64 It's actually quite dull. 原来也蛮闷的喔 240 00:12:52,81 --> 00:12:54,81 Yeah, it's so boring. 对呀，还不是那几招 241 00:12:55,19 --> 00:12:56,19 Cut! 停！ 242 00:12:56,35 --> 00:12:57,77 Miss Shodaiko, please translate for me. 鸠山，帮我翻译 243 00:12:57,94 --> 00:12:58,19 Ok. 是 244 00:12:58,36 --> 00:12:59,15 To be honest, 我就这么觉得呀 245 00:12:59,32 --> 00:13:01,15 I think that the AV actor's performance is so-so. 这位男优刚做的都太一般了 246 00:13:01,44 --> 00:13:03,70 He is so predictable. 完全能猜到男主角怎么做 247 00:13:03,86 --> 00:13:05,07 Now that we have the final say, 现在我们作主嘛 248 00:13:05,24 --> 00:13:08,20 I think he can try the hardest position right from the start. 我认为呢，一来就进主题，出绝招吧！ 249 00:13:08,37 --> 00:13:09,49 - Great idea! - The hardest position? What is it? 好呀！　　　绝招？啥绝招呀？ 250 00:13:09,66 --> 00:13:11,83 Let's try... 试试人肉… 251 00:13:12,08 --> 00:13:13,08 The Helicopter! 直升机！ 252 00:13:13,83 --> 00:13:15,04 Excuse me, 不好意思 253 00:13:15,21 --> 00:13:18,38 The Helicopter... 直升机… 254 00:13:19,17 --> 00:13:22,13 He can't do this one? Never mind. 不懂这招？没关系啦，那试试那个… 255 00:13:22,30 --> 00:13:23,26 Let's try a 69 then? 铁鸡斗蜈蚣！ 256 00:13:23,42 --> 00:13:24,67 This one is not bad! 这招好呀！ 257 00:13:27,89 --> 00:13:29,68 Whatever you say, it's not possible. 说什么也好，都不可以 258 00:13:29,85 --> 00:13:32,27 He can't do this either? So useless. 又不懂？这么逊！ 259 00:13:32,43 --> 00:13:34,89 Let's try something simpler then, The Pile Driver? 那简单一点，人肉打桩机！ 260 00:13:35,35 --> 00:13:37,52 Wait, wait a minute. What happens? 等等，发生什么事？ 261 00:13:38,19 --> 00:13:39,94 What is this? I can't do it if this continues. 怎么样，这样就做不下去了 262 00:13:40,11 --> 00:13:42,82 - I understand. - Let's continue then. 我都明白　　　那就继续吧 263 00:13:43,28 --> 00:13:45,95 They are the investors, just do whatever you feel like. 他们是投资者，照你意思做吧 264 00:13:46,74 --> 00:13:48,95 They said that shagging is a progressive act. 他们说做爱要循序渐进呢 265 00:13:49,16 --> 00:13:51,70 What? Have they lost their fucking mind? Progressive? 不是吧！还要循序渐进？ 266 00:13:51,87 --> 00:13:53,37 It's been like this for years. 看了几十年都是这样子 267 00:13:53,54 --> 00:13:55,75 Your AVs should take a leap, no? 你们AV界要突破呀，对不对？ 268 00:13:55,91 --> 00:13:58,63 I say, we should it do like this, right? 依我说呢，我们应该这样做，对不对？ 269 00:13:58,79 --> 00:14:00,71 He says... 他说… 270 00:14:01,21 --> 00:14:02,92 Are you looking down on me? 你看不起我呀 271 00:14:03,09 --> 00:14:04,84 You guys know nothing about AV, shut the fuck up or leave! 你们根本不懂AV，不闭嘴就给我滚 272 00:14:05,01 --> 00:14:07,63 What? We don't know AV? We are all professional audience! 什么不懂AV呀？我们全都是专业观众！ 273 00:14:07,80 --> 00:14:09,55 You dumbass, we have watched pirated AVs for decades! 神经病，看了几十年盗版AV 274 00:14:09,72 --> 00:14:11,89 How many years have you been filming AVs? 我们不专业？你拍了多少年AV? 275 00:14:12,06 --> 00:14:13,10 - Shut up! - Oh, I am so scared! 你闭嘴！　　　我好怕喔我 276 00:14:13,27 --> 00:14:14,64 Stop yapping, if you are so great, speak in Japanese. 你不停在这里说三道四，有种跟我说日语 277 00:14:14,81 --> 00:14:15,60 Don't you have the least bit of work ethics? 你有没有专业道德呀？ 278 00:14:15,77 --> 00:14:18,85 Go film it yourselves, I quit! 你们自己拍下去，我不拍了！ 279 00:14:19,02 --> 00:14:21,27 What the fuck, how can he leave like that? 神经病，这就跑了那么不专业 280 00:14:21,44 --> 00:14:22,07 So unprofessional! 还有道德吗？ 281 00:14:22,23 --> 00:14:23,23 What can we do now? 那怎么办？ 282 00:14:23,98 --> 00:14:25,07 Oh, the main actor is fucking gone! 跑掉了呢！ 283 00:14:25,24 --> 00:14:26,32 Let's have another guy! 换另一个男优啰 284 00:14:26,49 --> 00:14:28,07 Let me make this clear, 我跟你们说 285 00:14:28,24 --> 00:14:29,74 I am only the middleman, 我只是中间人 286 00:14:30,16 --> 00:14:32,45 and I have already sold this AV's copyright, 这片子的版权已经卖了 287 00:14:32,62 --> 00:14:35,08 if you can't deliver, you have to pay me back! 如果交不出片子，你们要赔钱给我的 288 00:14:35,25 --> 00:14:36,71 What? That serious? 什么？这么严重？ 289 00:14:37,25 --> 00:14:38,83 You are so talented to be a traitor. 你不做汉奸真浪费了你 290 00:14:39,17 --> 00:14:40,42 How do you know that she is not? 你怎知她不是？ 291 00:14:40,58 --> 00:14:43,46 Why doesn't one of you take up the role? 不如你们其中一个拍吧 292 00:14:43,75 --> 00:14:46,80 She asked if one of you guys can take up the role. 她问你们可不可以派个人出来代拍？ 293 00:14:47,26 --> 00:14:49,80 Wow, it's actually in your advantage, 这次真便宜了你们 294 00:14:49,97 --> 00:14:51,68 you cannot only see but fuck as well, 有得看，有得干 295 00:14:51,89 --> 00:14:52,97 one stone two birds! 爽死你们唷！ 296 00:14:53,14 --> 00:14:54,56 You're crazy! 神经！ 297 00:14:54,89 --> 00:14:57,23 Why don't you take part as well! Fucking crazy! 你去拍吧！神经病！ 298 00:14:57,77 --> 00:15:00,31 You go! The Helicopter is your idea! 你去吧！直升机呀你！ 299 00:15:00,48 --> 00:15:02,77 Stop that, let's get someone quick. 别闹了，快找人来呀 300 00:15:04,11 --> 00:15:05,94 Larry, I am so happy for you. 梁景，我真是很替你高兴 301 00:15:06,11 --> 00:15:07,11 I've never thought... 我也想不到自己… 302 00:15:07,28 --> 00:15:09,49 taking you here can favor you in this way. 带你来日本，还关照你这么好的差事 303 00:15:09,65 --> 00:15:11,99 Let me go and buy you a Redbull and some condoms! 事不宜迟，我马上去替你买红牛和安全套 304 00:15:12,16 --> 00:15:13,28 Hold on second... 慢着… 305 00:15:13,62 --> 00:15:15,20 I frankly cannot do it. 其实我真他妈的不行呀 306 00:15:15,45 --> 00:15:16,33 What the fuck! 操你妈呀！ 307 00:15:16,49 --> 00:15:18,83 A minute ago you were suggesting The Helicopter and such. 刚才又说这又说那的，又什么直升机 308 00:15:19,00 --> 00:15:20,33 I really want to do it. 我也很想干呀 309 00:15:20,50 --> 00:15:22,13 But my inner thigh has this birthmark, 但无奈我大腿内侧有块胎记 310 00:15:22,29 --> 00:15:23,13 it's so recognizable! 很容易被认出的！ 311 00:15:23,29 --> 00:15:24,92 Don't be silly, everyone has a birthmark like this! 靠，胎记这东西都长差不多形状啦 312 00:15:25,09 --> 00:15:25,34 That's right! 不就是！ 313 00:15:25,50 --> 00:15:28,09 But my birthmark is in a shape of Mickey Mouse, 真的很奇怪的，长的跟米老鼠一样的 314 00:15:28,30 --> 00:15:29,97 I worry I would be sued by Disney if it's exposed in the film! 一进镜头，给人家告我侵权不就更糟？ 315 00:15:30,13 --> 00:15:30,97 You are so annoying. 你还真多藉口的 316 00:15:31,13 --> 00:15:32,05 Wait a minute... 不… 317 00:15:32,22 --> 00:15:33,97 What about him? Can you? 他不就行了 ！你啊！ 318 00:15:34,47 --> 00:15:35,43 What do you think? 你怎么看？ 319 00:15:35,85 --> 00:15:36,97 I can't either... 我不行呀 320 00:15:37,18 --> 00:15:38,43 Why not? 为什么不行 321 00:15:38,98 --> 00:15:40,31 Mine is curved. 我内弯 322 00:15:41,60 --> 00:15:42,85 What curved? 啥米内弯？ 323 00:15:44,94 --> 00:15:45,61 Have you ever seen... 有没有见过 324 00:15:45,77 --> 00:15:46,86 a twisted bamboo? 开运竹？ 325 00:15:52,49 --> 00:15:53,41 Hey, Tommy! 喂！阿达！ 326 00:15:53,57 --> 00:15:55,49 You are such a pervert, why don't you go? 你平常那么好色，你来吧！ 327 00:15:55,66 --> 00:15:58,04 I'm sorry, I have to confess... 对不起，我今天真的要跟大家坦白 328 00:15:58,20 --> 00:15:59,87 that I'm actually a tomboy. 其实我是一个拉子 329 00:16:00,04 --> 00:16:02,29 That's why I didn't remove my pants for the ablution. 所以那天洗澡，我没脱内裤 330 00:16:02,46 --> 00:16:04,25 You can't be fucking serious! 去你妈的，不是吧？! 331 00:16:04,42 --> 00:16:06,21 That's why you have boobs! 难怪你有胸！ 332 00:16:06,38 --> 00:16:08,51 If you guys don't settle this now, I will chop you all in pieces! 你们再不找人搞定他，找人砍死你们呀！ 333 00:16:08,67 --> 00:16:09,59 You motherfucker! 操你妈的！ 334 00:16:09,76 --> 00:16:11,22 Hey! Stop! Don't! 喂！不要呀！ 335 00:16:11,63 --> 00:16:13,51 The Japanese triad is real evil. 日本的黑社会很凶的 336 00:16:13,68 --> 00:16:15,89 I know one of them, his little finger was chopped off... 我认识一个人呀，买错了香烟而已… 337 00:16:16,05 --> 00:16:17,10 just because he bought the wrong brand of cigarettes! 给人砍了左手尾指呀！ 338 00:16:17,26 --> 00:16:18,85 What the fuck can we do now? 那现在怎么办呀？ 339 00:16:20,68 --> 00:16:22,19 Listen to me, 你们听我说一句 340 00:16:23,35 --> 00:16:25,02 as a Chinese, 我们身为一个中国人 341 00:16:25,69 --> 00:16:27,36 we have this golden opportunity to come to Japan, 难得有机会来到日本 342 00:16:27,65 --> 00:16:30,03 and to use our bodies to justly "punish"... 可以合情合理的 343 00:16:30,19 --> 00:16:32,53 a Japanese girl without holding back. 用身体来惩罚一个日本妹 344 00:16:32,74 --> 00:16:35,28 Stop asking what our country has done for us, 你不要问国家为你们做了些什么 345 00:16:35,70 --> 00:16:36,87 we should ask in return, 我们问自己 346 00:16:37,08 --> 00:16:40,54 what have we done for our country? 曾几何时为国家付出一分力！ 347 00:16:41,50 --> 00:16:42,54 That's right! 没错！ 348 00:16:43,46 --> 00:16:45,00 Let's prove to Japanese girls... 我们要证明给日本妹知道 349 00:16:45,33 --> 00:16:47,17 we Chinese aren't the Sick man of Asia! 我们中国人不是东亚病夫！ 350 00:16:47,34 --> 00:16:49,80 - Diaoyu Islands are ours! - Diaoyu Islands are ours! 钓鱼台是我们的！　　　钓鱼台是我们的！ 351 00:16:49,96 --> 00:16:51,76 That's right! Yui Tatsumi is ours too! 没错！辰巳唯也是我们的！ 352 00:16:51,92 --> 00:16:56,93 Ours... 我们的… 353 00:16:57,10 --> 00:16:58,18 Great! 好！ 354 00:16:59,31 --> 00:17:00,77 I'm really happy. 我很开心 355 00:17:01,06 --> 00:17:02,64 It seems that we have reached a consensus. 看来大家都已经有答案了 356 00:17:03,06 --> 00:17:05,85 So, who will be the Lucky Boy tonight? 那请问，哪位想成为今晚的幸运儿呢？ 357 00:17:06,19 --> 00:17:07,27 You! 你！ 358 00:17:08,11 --> 00:17:10,03 Ha, you silly boys! 靠，傻猪呀！ 359 00:17:14,82 --> 00:17:15,91 Hello. 你好 360 00:17:16,91 --> 00:17:17,57 Hello. 你好 361 00:17:17,74 --> 00:17:18,53 Yes. 是 362 00:17:23,75 --> 00:17:24,37 Thank you. 谢谢 363 00:17:24,54 --> 00:17:25,58 Yes. 是 364 00:17:28,13 --> 00:17:29,75 Take her clothes off, you fucking moron! 快脱她衣服呀，你妈的！ 365 00:17:30,38 --> 00:17:31,76 Yes, yes, I'm doing it now! 脱啦，现在不就脱啦！ 366 00:17:44,68 --> 00:17:45,94 Hurry up! Are you making a stew? 快点啦，熬汤呀？ 367 00:17:46,10 --> 00:17:47,44 Why don't you do it? 你来呀！ 368 00:17:50,27 --> 00:17:51,61 Excuse me. 不好意思 369 00:18:01,45 --> 00:18:03,95 No! Stop it, no! 不要呀！不要呀！ 不要… 370 00:18:04,12 --> 00:18:05,33 Don't worry. 没关系 371 00:18:09,75 --> 00:18:11,04 No! 不要呀！ 372 00:18:17,30 --> 00:18:18,34 No! 不要呀！ 373 00:18:18,51 --> 00:18:19,64 No! 不要呀！ 374 00:18:19,80 --> 00:18:21,22 Can you just let me go? 你放我走吧好不好 375 00:18:21,39 --> 00:18:22,56 I will pay you anyway! 我赔钱给你吧！ 376 00:18:24,56 --> 00:18:29,15 Take the top off... 脱衣服… 377 00:18:29,31 --> 00:18:31,44 Take his pants off... 脱裤子… 378 00:18:31,61 --> 00:18:32,90 Don't... 不要呀… 379 00:18:33,07 --> 00:18:34,32 Don't... 不要呀… 380 00:18:35,86 --> 00:18:36,95 Don't... 不要呀… 381 00:18:47,62 --> 00:18:49,46 It's in! 进去了！ 382 00:19:03,26 --> 00:19:05,01 It's in again! 又进去了！ 383 00:19:07,68 --> 00:19:08,60 What's this? 啥东西？ 384 00:19:08,77 --> 00:19:09,73 She is gushing! 潮吹唷！ 385 00:19:54,44 --> 00:19:56,40 You guys are the worst! 你们很坏的 386 00:19:56,61 --> 00:19:59,24 Forcing me into all this! 要人家拍这些东西 387 00:20:02,32 --> 00:20:08,58 He is so cute and funny. 他好可爱，好搞笑呢 388 00:20:11,37 --> 00:20:13,46 Before I met Ozawa-san, 未遇上小泽之前 389 00:20:14,54 --> 00:20:18,76 I didn't know women can actually take the lead. 我从来都不知道女人可以做主动 390 00:20:21,34 --> 00:20:27,81 I am a bit stirred but feel so happy. 非常开心，但是又有点激动 391 00:20:36,19 --> 00:20:37,86 I feel so sorry for you, 我觉得你在这戏里面 392 00:20:38,07 --> 00:20:39,23 as you look so miserable in the film, 真是好惨呀 393 00:20:39,44 --> 00:20:41,36 it gives me tears when I watch it. 我看得泪汪汪呢 394 00:20:43,49 --> 00:20:46,07 Do you think that it can be pixelated more? 你觉得可不可以多打点马赛克？ 395 00:20:46,24 --> 00:20:46,95 Excuse me... 不好意思 396 00:20:47,12 --> 00:20:48,12 Yes! 是！ 397 00:20:48,28 --> 00:20:50,95 This...mosaic effect, ok? 那个…打马赛克，可以吗？ 398 00:20:51,58 --> 00:20:52,29 Ok, ok! No problem! 好的好的，可以 399 00:20:52,46 --> 00:20:53,96 Thank you. 谢谢你 400 00:20:56,96 --> 00:20:58,38 Hey man! 喂！老兄呀！ 401 00:20:58,63 --> 00:21:00,13 What's wrong with you? The mosaic effect... 你不是这样吧，那马赛克… 402 00:21:00,30 --> 00:21:02,84 is see-through! Can you make it more blurred? 比牛油纸还薄呢，打厚一点行不行？ 403 00:21:03,01 --> 00:21:05,26 Can you also not just focus on my dick? 还有你不要只打在我那话儿 404 00:21:05,47 --> 00:21:07,05 Put a mosaic on my face as well! 脸孔也要打，打在脸上 405 00:21:07,22 --> 00:21:08,30 No... 不对… 406 00:21:08,47 --> 00:21:10,22 The whole face...Put it on the whole body! 整张脸…整个人全打了 407 00:21:10,39 --> 00:21:12,48 Um...ok, ok! 这样…好的，好的 408 00:21:13,43 --> 00:21:15,81 You know what, blur the whole picture! 也不对，整个画面全打了 409 00:21:23,11 --> 00:21:24,82 Don't you worry, 你真妈的不用担心 410 00:21:24,99 --> 00:21:26,16 If you remove your glasses, 你摘下眼镜 411 00:21:26,32 --> 00:21:27,78 no one would recognize you. 没人认得你的 412 00:21:28,16 --> 00:21:29,66 Try now. 你试试摘下眼镜 413 00:21:32,16 --> 00:21:33,37 Who are you? 你是谁呀？ 414 00:21:33,54 --> 00:21:36,58 You don't have to do this, I'm not an idiot! 你别这样啦，你真的以为我是低能呀？ 415 00:21:39,67 --> 00:21:41,05 Before all this, I thought... 我最初以为… 416 00:21:41,67 --> 00:21:44,51 it's really stressful for women to take off their clothes, 女人脱衣服真的很大压力 417 00:21:45,30 --> 00:21:48,30 but now I realize it's worse for men. 但是原来男人脱衣服更大压力 418 00:21:50,10 --> 00:21:51,81 Let's not talk about me. 算了，别说我了 419 00:21:52,18 --> 00:21:53,35 What about you? Simon told me... 对了，老袁说你呢 420 00:21:53,52 --> 00:21:54,85 you are from Hong Kong, 是香港过来的 421 00:21:55,89 --> 00:21:57,35 shouldn't you have a Chinese name? 你没理由没中文名字吧 422 00:21:57,52 --> 00:21:59,06 Or your family name is really Hato as in Hatoyama? 难道你真的姓鸠？ 423 00:22:00,77 --> 00:22:02,07 It's been so long. 这么久了 424 00:22:02,28 --> 00:22:03,86 I don't fucking remember. 他妈的忘记了 425 00:22:06,70 --> 00:22:07,86 So... 就是说… 426 00:22:08,11 --> 00:22:09,87 it's a secret. 有不可告人的秘密了 427 00:22:11,95 --> 00:22:13,62 Actually I stay in Japan... 其实我留在日本 428 00:22:13,79 --> 00:22:17,08 for a fucking romantic reason. 是有一个他妈浪漫的原因呢 429 00:22:17,71 --> 00:22:19,21 I have been waiting for someone. 我在等一个人 430 00:22:20,46 --> 00:22:21,71 Why don't you ask who I'm waiting for? 你不问我在等谁？ 431 00:22:21,88 --> 00:22:22,59 I don't on purpose... 没有，我就不问 432 00:22:22,75 --> 00:22:24,21 so that you would shut up! 让你无法说下去嘛 433 00:22:44,73 --> 00:22:46,82 I feel like I was in a dream, and now that I wake up, 我觉得好像发了一场梦一样 434 00:22:47,20 --> 00:22:50,07 my life with AV has come to an end. 我以为我的人生从此就跟AV画上句号 435 00:22:50,45 --> 00:22:51,53 Who knows... 殊不知 436 00:22:51,82 --> 00:22:54,08 it's just the beginning. 原来只是刚刚开始 437 00:23:21,10 --> 00:23:23,27 Let's put it beside Sex Pistols. “Sex Pistols”吧 438 00:23:29,70 --> 00:23:30,15 Ming, yes? 怎样啦，阿铭？ 439 00:23:30,32 --> 00:23:32,28 Wyman, you are freaking awesome! 陈伟文，你太牛逼啦！ 440 00:23:32,45 --> 00:23:34,95 Everyone "likes" that video on the forum. 论坛上那条片，全世界都点赞喔！ 441 00:23:35,12 --> 00:23:35,95 What video? 啥片呀？ 442 00:23:36,12 --> 00:23:37,29 Stop pretending! 还装蒜？ 443 00:23:37,45 --> 00:23:38,25 You can't be serious... 不是吧？ 444 00:23:38,41 --> 00:23:39,37 That adult video, "The Innocent Man"! 那条AV片，“无垢男”呀！ 445 00:23:39,54 --> 00:23:42,46 Everyone is crazy forwarding, the link can't even load now. 现在连结也打不开，大家都在疯狂转发？ 446 00:23:42,63 --> 00:23:44,46 Who is that girl? 那女的叫什么？ 447 00:23:44,63 --> 00:23:46,84 Yui Tatsumi? Wow, she is hot! 辰巳唯？哗，也蛮正的！ 448 00:23:47,00 --> 00:23:48,30 Go to Japan... 去日本… 449 00:23:49,80 --> 00:23:51,30 It's on the forum of "Family Kingdom"? 亲子皇国也有？ 450 00:23:51,80 --> 00:23:53,93 Any many other sites as well? 那么多网站都有？ 451 00:23:55,64 --> 00:23:57,60 Sis, that's not me! 阿姐，那个不是我！ 452 00:23:57,85 --> 00:23:59,35 No! 不是喇！ 453 00:23:59,52 --> 00:24:01,98 Mom, that's not me, Mom! 妈，那人不是我呀，妈！ 454 00:24:09,69 --> 00:24:10,49 Yes, Cecilia? 怎么啦，丝？ 455 00:24:10,65 --> 00:24:13,36 Wyman Chan, turn on the TV to the News Channel, NOW! 陈伟文，你马上给我打开电视新闻台 456 00:24:13,70 --> 00:24:15,20 Why? 为什么呢？ 457 00:24:30,63 --> 00:24:32,63 Recently there's been an AV circulating on the internet, 最近网上流传一条AV影片 458 00:24:32,80 --> 00:24:34,84 the main actor in this video is rumoured to be a Hong Konger. 据说男主角，是一个香港人 459 00:24:35,01 --> 00:24:36,35 Since the release of the video, 而影片流出之后 460 00:24:36,51 --> 00:24:38,35 it has already got a million hits a day... 香港网上一天的点击率 461 00:24:38,51 --> 00:24:39,72 around all the sites in Hong Kong, 已经破了纪录 462 00:24:39,89 --> 00:24:42,31 and the same goes in Taiwan and Southeast Asia. 听说台湾和东南亚都一样 463 00:24:42,48 --> 00:24:43,85 And the most unexpected thing is, 而最令人意外的是 464 00:24:44,02 --> 00:24:45,02 this video... 这段影片 465 00:24:45,19 --> 00:24:47,32 has caused a national uproar in Japan! 在日本竟然掀起了热潮 466 00:24:47,48 --> 00:24:49,15 Now let's talk to Carrie, 现在让我们驻日本的记者 467 00:24:49,32 --> 00:24:51,15 our correspondent in Tokyo. 文嘉仪为大家报导 468 00:24:53,45 --> 00:24:55,36 Since its release, 自从影片在互联网传出 469 00:24:55,53 --> 00:24:57,53 it has swept across the internet in Japan. 后刮起了一阵旋风 470 00:24:57,70 --> 00:24:59,41 Recently he has also beaten all the Japanese idols, 最近日本人气女性杂志 471 00:24:59,58 --> 00:25:01,70 and is voted No. 1 by the readers... 读者票选出最想一夜情的男人 472 00:25:01,87 --> 00:25:05,08 of a popular Japanese female magazine... 这名香港男子更首度击败日本人气偶像 473 00:25:05,25 --> 00:25:06,50 as the "Man of One Night Stand". 成为第一名 474 00:25:06,71 --> 00:25:08,84 Since I have watched this video, 自从看了这条片之后 475 00:25:09,05 --> 00:25:11,71 I dream of him every night, 我每晚都会梦见他 476 00:25:11,92 --> 00:25:15,89 my husband is already complaining! 我老公已经吃我不消了 477 00:25:16,14 --> 00:25:18,05 I think he's really cute, 我觉得他好可爱 478 00:25:18,22 --> 00:25:20,39 In the past, men always conquer women fiercely in AVs, 以前的AV都是男人粗暴地征服女人 479 00:25:20,56 --> 00:25:22,14 but now the roles have been switched. 现在角色调转 480 00:25:22,31 --> 00:25:26,65 I really enjoyed watching it! 我看得很过瘾 481 00:25:26,90 --> 00:25:29,94 As it swapped the roles of men and women in traditional AVs, 是因为他将传统AV的男女角色互换了 482 00:25:30,11 --> 00:25:32,36 this releases the suppression in women... 令一直觉得被AV轻视的女性 483 00:25:33,07 --> 00:25:37,57 who feel that they have been looked down in AVs. 内心的压抑突然被释放 484 00:25:37,74 --> 00:25:39,24 Recently Japanese AV companies 据说日本的成人电影公司 485 00:25:39,41 --> 00:25:40,66 have got countless calls, 最近收到很多电话 486 00:25:40,83 --> 00:25:42,91 regarding the true identity of this man. 大家都很想知道这名男子的真正身份 487 00:25:43,08 --> 00:25:45,00 There is also a headhunt campaign launched on the internet. 而网上也有人发起搜索行动 488 00:25:45,16 --> 00:25:47,54 It is believed that the identity of this man will soon be exposed. 相信这名男子的身份很快会曝光 489 00:25:47,71 --> 00:25:49,88 CSC News, from Carrie here in Tokyo reports. 无视新闻，文嘉仪在东京的报道 490 00:25:56,47 --> 00:25:58,30 I'm so sorry, this is really an accident! 对不起，这次真的是意外呀 491 00:25:58,47 --> 00:25:59,60 I won't do it again! 我以后不敢了 492 00:25:59,76 --> 00:26:02,68 It's really not on purpose! I was forced! 我不是故意的，我是被迫的！ 493 00:26:12,19 --> 00:26:13,23 Cecilia, please don't go! 阿丝，你别走呀！ 494 00:26:13,40 --> 00:26:15,57 If you go, I die right in front of you! 你走，我就死给你看！ 495 00:26:36,30 --> 00:26:37,55 Hold on! 等等！ 496 00:26:37,72 --> 00:26:39,14 Stop there! 等等！ 497 00:26:40,39 --> 00:26:41,39 Do you recognize me? 你认不认得我呀？ 498 00:26:41,55 --> 00:26:43,14 How can I not? 我怎么会不认得你 499 00:26:43,89 --> 00:26:45,31 You are that Shodaiko from Japan! 你就是日本那个鸠山呀 500 00:26:45,47 --> 00:26:48,48 Yes! Why are you so fucking silly and commit suicide? 对呀！为啥你要自杀那么傻逼呢？ 501 00:26:49,06 --> 00:26:50,15 You're right! 对了 502 00:26:50,44 --> 00:26:52,36 Why do I have to fucking commit suicide? 为啥我要自杀那么傻逼呢？ 503 00:26:52,73 --> 00:26:54,32 If I want to die, 如果我要死… 504 00:26:54,86 --> 00:26:55,74 I should kill you first! 我都先杀了你呀！ 505 00:26:55,90 --> 00:26:56,53 You bitch! 你这混蛋！ 506 00:26:56,69 --> 00:26:58,49 Those fake mosaics have ruined my life! 那些马赛克呀，害死我呀！ 507 00:26:58,65 --> 00:27:00,32 I have lost everything! 我现在家破人亡了！ 508 00:27:00,49 --> 00:27:02,41 You should have thanked those mosaics! 你应该感谢那些马赛克才对 509 00:27:02,58 --> 00:27:04,12 Now you are a big hit! 你现在真火了 510 00:27:04,29 --> 00:27:07,12 All the AV production companies are looking for you! 全日本的AV公司都在找你呀 511 00:27:07,29 --> 00:27:08,21 They said that you are one of those... 他们说你是… 512 00:27:08,37 --> 00:27:10,04 Impressionism AV Actors, “现象派男优” 513 00:27:10,33 --> 00:27:12,00 all the girls are turned on by you! 是女人看到你都兴奋呢 514 00:27:12,50 --> 00:27:13,34 Really? 真的？ 515 00:27:13,50 --> 00:27:16,55 Really! Has anybody told you that you look like Tony Leung? 真的！有没有说你好像梁朝伟？ 516 00:27:19,97 --> 00:27:20,76 To be honest, 其实呢 517 00:27:20,93 --> 00:27:23,39 you have no life in Hong Kong now. 你在香港，不死也没啥用了 518 00:27:23,60 --> 00:27:26,02 Why don't you come with me and make some big bucks in Japan. 不如你跟我去日本，赚日圆 519 00:27:26,39 --> 00:27:29,64 All the women in Japan are longing to see your body. 全日本的女人都等着看你的身体呢 520 00:27:29,94 --> 00:27:33,19 Why don't you earn some more before going to die? 人总有一死，不如把钱赚了才死呀 521 00:27:34,65 --> 00:27:36,86 Is my body really that sought after? 真的那么多人想看我的身体？ 522 00:27:37,36 --> 00:27:38,36 Really! 是呀 523 00:27:38,74 --> 00:27:40,40 I wanna see it right now! 我现在就想看了 524 00:27:42,37 --> 00:27:42,82 But... 可是… 525 00:27:42,99 --> 00:27:43,78 I guarantee, 我保证 526 00:27:43,95 --> 00:27:46,66 you will be the most popular AV actor in Japan. 你会成为全日本系最红的AV男优 527 00:27:47,20 --> 00:27:49,54 Please accept my invitation, 请你接受我的邀请，和我合作 528 00:27:49,71 --> 00:27:51,37 and let me be your agent! 让我做你经纪人吧！ 529 00:27:57,67 --> 00:27:58,26 The legendary Hong Kong man 传说中香港男子 530 00:27:58,42 --> 00:27:59,55 now officially... 正式以艺名“小泽马利奥”… 531 00:27:59,72 --> 00:28:01,84 enters Japan as "Mario Ozawa"! 进军日本！ 532 00:28:02,01 --> 00:28:03,89 Mario... 马利奥… 533 00:28:22,91 --> 00:28:25,87 From now on, this is your home in Tokyo! 以后在东京呢，你就住这里了 534 00:28:26,12 --> 00:28:28,04 Aren't the apartments in Tokyo tiny? 不是东京的房子很小吗？ 535 00:28:28,20 --> 00:28:29,16 This one is huge! 这里这么大呀？ 536 00:28:29,33 --> 00:28:31,21 It has to match with the size of your dick! 你那话儿大嘛 537 00:28:31,79 --> 00:28:32,96 You're right! 也对喔！ 538 00:28:37,59 --> 00:28:38,42 You don't have to do this, 不用收拾啦 539 00:28:38,59 --> 00:28:40,05 I don't masturbate! 我不打飞机的 540 00:28:40,38 --> 00:28:42,09 These are your homework! 这些是你的功课 541 00:28:42,38 --> 00:28:44,26 That means the more I watch, the better I perform? 就是说多看多吸收，就做得好点吗？ 542 00:28:44,47 --> 00:28:46,10 - Correct! - You're right. 对呀！　　　不过也对啊 543 00:28:46,39 --> 00:28:49,43 I was forced last time, that's why I could perform, 我想我上次是被迫才做得到 544 00:28:49,97 --> 00:28:51,93 but if there are too many people on the set, 可是呢，那么多人在现场 545 00:28:52,10 --> 00:28:54,44 I worry there would be a problem. 自愿我真怕自己做不来呀！ 546 00:28:54,69 --> 00:28:55,35 Don't worry, 不用怕 547 00:28:55,52 --> 00:28:57,90 there will be so many veterans on the set. 到时候有很多大师傅在场 548 00:28:59,19 --> 00:29:00,44 You wouldn't be one of them? 不会是你吧？ 549 00:29:00,78 --> 00:29:02,28 No, I don't teach others! 我不教人的 550 00:29:03,24 --> 00:29:06,28 Harder, it's "Mooto". 用力点，就是“摸多”～ 551 00:29:06,45 --> 00:29:07,87 Mootooo. “摸多”～ 552 00:29:08,03 --> 00:29:10,70 Let's come together, it's "Iku". 一起来吧，就是“易咕”～ 553 00:29:10,87 --> 00:29:12,50 Ikuuu. “易咕”～ 554 00:29:12,66 --> 00:29:16,00 It feels great, it's "Kimochi". 好舒服呢，就是“奇摸鸡”～ 555 00:29:16,17 --> 00:29:17,46 Kimochiii. “奇摸鸡”～ 556 00:29:17,63 --> 00:29:18,50 Correct. 对 557 00:29:19,04 --> 00:29:20,46 But the three reactions seem the same? 可是你三个反应都一样的？ 558 00:29:20,63 --> 00:29:22,01 No, they are completely different! 它们是完全不同的 559 00:29:22,17 --> 00:29:23,63 Oh really? 是吗？ 560 00:29:23,92 --> 00:29:25,80 Do you need to teach me some Japanese then? 那你要不要教我一点日文呢？ 561 00:29:25,97 --> 00:29:27,97 In Japan, the most useful phrases are... 日本呢，最重要呢 562 00:29:28,14 --> 00:29:29,64 Haizara, 就是“嗨渣拿” 563 00:29:30,14 --> 00:29:31,10 Chuunama “超那妈” 564 00:29:31,27 --> 00:29:32,10 and "Cyu-hai". 和“猪-嗨” 565 00:29:32,31 --> 00:29:34,44 Haizara is ashtray, “嗨渣拿”就是烟灰盅啦 566 00:29:34,77 --> 00:29:35,81 what about "Chuunama"? 但“超那妈”是… 567 00:29:35,98 --> 00:29:37,61 Chuunama is beer. “超那妈”是啤酒啰 568 00:29:38,40 --> 00:29:39,27 Then what is "Cyu-hai"? 那谁是“猪-嗨”呀？ 569 00:29:39,44 --> 00:29:42,32 Cyu-hai is liquor with hot water. “猪-嗨”是烧酒加滚水 570 00:29:43,07 --> 00:29:44,90 Cyu-hai, sounds like a pig's vagina, it's a drink? “猪-嗨”也有人喝呀？ 571 00:29:45,32 --> 00:29:46,82 Yes, it's a popular drink! 很受欢迎呢！ 572 00:29:47,53 --> 00:29:49,03 Before the shooting, 在你正式拍AV之前 573 00:29:49,20 --> 00:29:52,33 I have arranged you to go and learn from a master, 我安排了你拜一位高人为师，向他学习 574 00:29:52,50 --> 00:29:54,41 so as to boost your sex skills! 增强床上的战斗力 575 00:29:56,37 --> 00:29:57,92 "Goldfinger." 576 00:29:58,79 --> 00:30:00,67 Taka Kato the Goldfinger! 加藤鹰神之手？ 577 00:30:03,46 --> 00:30:04,51 Kato-san, 加藤先生 578 00:30:04,67 --> 00:30:06,22 please take me under you, 请你收我为徒 579 00:30:07,72 --> 00:30:09,43 and teach me everything! 传授我绝世神功呀！ 580 00:30:29,74 --> 00:30:31,53 What just happened? 发生了什么事呀？ 581 00:30:33,66 --> 00:30:35,00 Look. 你看看 582 00:30:35,62 --> 00:30:37,62 The fly on the floor... 地上有只苍蝇… 583 00:30:37,96 --> 00:30:40,04 just died of an orgasm given by my fingers. 刚被我搞到潮吹而死 584 00:30:40,38 --> 00:30:42,67 No kidding! 不是吧！ 585 00:30:52,60 --> 00:30:54,39 Rest in peace! 你安息吧！ 586 00:31:11,74 --> 00:31:13,66 Master, what are you doing? 师傅，你在干吗？ 587 00:31:17,91 --> 00:31:21,92 The sea in 20km west-southwest from here is gushing, 离这里西南偏西20公里的大海已经潮吹 588 00:31:22,21 --> 00:31:23,75 the shore is getting so wet. 波涛汹涌 589 00:31:24,25 --> 00:31:25,59 Really? 真的？ 590 00:31:43,48 --> 00:31:43,94 Harder! 用力点！ 591 00:31:44,11 --> 00:31:45,15 Yes! 是！ 592 00:31:54,41 --> 00:31:55,58 Faster! 快点！ 593 00:31:56,08 --> 00:31:57,20 Yes! 是！ 594 00:31:57,66 --> 00:32:00,29 No dinner for you if you can't dig out potatoes before sunset! 黄昏前挖不到蕃薯，今晚没饭吃！ 595 00:32:00,50 --> 00:32:01,75 Yes Master! 是！ 596 00:32:02,46 --> 00:32:04,88 Drink up while it's fresh! 趁新鲜喝了它 597 00:32:05,04 --> 00:32:06,30 Ok. 是 598 00:32:12,64 --> 00:32:14,26 In Chinese tradition, 其实我们中国人的传统 599 00:32:14,43 --> 00:32:16,68 the best thing is reserved for the Master 最好的东西都是留给师傅的 600 00:32:19,98 --> 00:32:21,98 It's a great tradition. 很好的传统 601 00:32:42,25 --> 00:32:43,50 Go! 去吧！ 602 00:32:44,17 --> 00:32:45,67 Mario Ozawa! 小泽马利奥！ 603 00:32:46,34 --> 00:32:48,42 You will succeed! 你一定会成功！ 604 00:32:49,59 --> 00:32:53,43 Go and open up the world of AV! 为AV开创新的天地啦！ 605 00:32:55,93 --> 00:32:57,85 Go! 去吧！ 606 00:33:12,03 --> 00:33:15,03 These people look so dodgy, 这些家伙奇形怪状的 607 00:33:15,20 --> 00:33:16,32 are they AV actors too? 也是男优呀？ 608 00:33:16,49 --> 00:33:18,58 They are actually called "Juice-up Boys", 他们叫做“汁男” 609 00:33:18,74 --> 00:33:20,49 the ejaculation back-ups for the real AV actors. 专门替那些男优射精 610 00:33:20,70 --> 00:33:23,83 When the main actor is not be able to or ejaculate too early, 有时那些男优射不出来，或者早泄 611 00:33:24,00 --> 00:33:25,37 we have to count on them. 就得靠他们了 612 00:33:25,54 --> 00:33:28,13 During the shooting, 拍AV的时候，拍射精近镜 613 00:33:28,29 --> 00:33:30,88 it's actually not the real actors in the close-ups, it's them. 其实不是那些男优，是他们来的 614 00:33:31,21 --> 00:33:32,09 Oh, I see. 是这样喔！ 615 00:33:32,26 --> 00:33:35,76 Like in action movies, there are doubles for the real stars. 就好像那些武打巨星摔地的镜头就找替身 616 00:33:38,14 --> 00:33:40,51 They are paid per ejaculation, 他们射一次，就收一次钱 617 00:33:40,72 --> 00:33:42,43 so it's better to keep it hard all the time. 所以不能软下来呀 618 00:33:43,31 --> 00:33:45,89 But how do they count? 那怎么知道射了多少次？ 619 00:33:46,35 --> 00:33:47,27 Every time they did it, 他们射一次 620 00:33:47,44 --> 00:33:49,23 a rubber band is added on their wrist. 手就圈一条橡皮筋 621 00:33:49,40 --> 00:33:50,57 Since they haven't jerked off yet, 所以他现在也未射 622 00:33:50,73 --> 00:33:51,94 they don't have any now. 就没有橡皮筋了 623 00:33:54,19 --> 00:33:55,86 Excuse me! I'm so sorry! 不好意思，不好意思！ 624 00:33:59,45 --> 00:34:02,41 Hey bro! What is this? 兄弟，你想怎样呀？ 625 00:34:02,58 --> 00:34:04,08 I'm so sorry! 不好意思！ 626 00:34:05,58 --> 00:34:07,62 This is called "Premature Ejaculation". 这个学名叫“早泄” 627 00:34:12,76 --> 00:34:13,80 What kind of drink is he making? 在调什么饮料呀？ 628 00:34:13,96 --> 00:34:15,26 Is it a men's drink for the actors? 让我们要来补身的？ 629 00:34:15,42 --> 00:34:17,18 This is fake semen. 这些是假精液 630 00:34:17,51 --> 00:34:19,39 It's made of banana juice, 他用一点香蕉汁 631 00:34:19,60 --> 00:34:22,43 condensed milk and three drops of coffee. 然后加回练乳，再加三滴咖啡 632 00:34:22,93 --> 00:34:23,77 It looks just like the real thing. 真他妈的像 633 00:34:23,93 --> 00:34:24,98 Do you want to have a sip? 要不要试喝一点？ 634 00:34:25,14 --> 00:34:26,94 No thanks, but it does look real. 也真的蛮像的，喝就不要了 635 00:34:27,10 --> 00:34:28,69 If we already have "Juice-up Boys", 可是，为啥有汁男 636 00:34:28,85 --> 00:34:30,40 why do we use these? 又用假精液呢？ 637 00:34:30,61 --> 00:34:33,48 Because sometimes we need to take a shot of the shooting 因为有时候要拍AV男优射精 638 00:34:33,65 --> 00:34:36,07 but the actors may not be able to...So we... 他射不出来，那我们呢… 639 00:34:37,99 --> 00:34:39,11 hold this... 拿着… 640 00:34:39,41 --> 00:34:41,12 We give them a pipe. 我们就装一条喉管 641 00:34:41,87 --> 00:34:43,29 Put it close to your dick, like this? 就是放在那话儿下面？ 642 00:34:43,54 --> 00:34:43,79 Yes. 对呀！ 643 00:34:43,95 --> 00:34:44,62 But then how to make it shoot? 那怎么射呢？ 644 00:34:44,79 --> 00:34:47,21 Look here we have a pump, 有个泵呀，一压 645 00:34:47,37 --> 00:34:48,29 you pump it and it can shoot so far. 会射好远的呢 646 00:34:48,46 --> 00:34:49,75 It's real smart! 也真聪明！ 647 00:34:49,92 --> 00:34:51,50 That's why when there is 难怪我看那些AV女优 648 00:34:51,67 --> 00:34:54,30 a mouth or face shot in AVs, 有时候口爆、颜射那些 649 00:34:54,46 --> 00:34:55,55 the girls swallow at ease, 吞得那么过瘾啦 650 00:34:55,71 --> 00:34:57,13 that's because of the banana juice. 原来有香蕉汁 651 00:34:58,34 --> 00:34:59,80 Is the one there Aso Nozomi? 那个不是麻生希吗？ 652 00:35:00,14 --> 00:35:01,80 Yes, you are working with her today! 是呀，今天你和她拍呀 653 00:35:02,05 --> 00:35:02,85 Are you kidding me? 不是吧？ 654 00:35:03,01 --> 00:35:04,35 It gives me so much pressure! 好大压力喔！ 655 00:35:06,14 --> 00:35:07,31 Miss Aso, 麻生希小姐 656 00:35:07,52 --> 00:35:10,77 it's Mario's first official AV shooting today, 小泽马利奥今天第一次正式拍AV 657 00:35:10,94 --> 00:35:11,69 please give him some guidance. 请麻生小姐指教指教 658 00:35:11,86 --> 00:35:13,07 Please look after me. 请多多指教 659 00:35:13,23 --> 00:35:14,53 You are welcome. 不用客气 660 00:35:14,69 --> 00:35:16,74 I have seen the work of Ozawa-san before, 之前已经看过小泽先生的作品 661 00:35:17,36 --> 00:35:19,66 I think you are really cute. 觉得你真的好可爱 662 00:35:20,78 --> 00:35:22,03 May I know which part of your body 不知道小泽先生身体 663 00:35:22,20 --> 00:35:23,87 is the most sensitive? 最敏感的部位是哪里呢？ 664 00:35:24,16 --> 00:35:26,16 She asked where your G-spot is. 她问你最敏感是哪里呢？ 665 00:35:26,50 --> 00:35:27,66 Everywhere! 全身嘛！ 666 00:35:28,16 --> 00:35:29,50 The whole body! 全身！ 667 00:35:31,00 --> 00:35:32,84 Ozawa-san really has a great sense of humor. 小泽先生真的好风趣 668 00:35:33,00 --> 00:35:34,96 I love man with a great sense of humor. 我最喜欢风趣的男人了 669 00:35:40,68 --> 00:35:41,80 Ear. 耳朵 670 00:35:47,02 --> 00:35:48,43 Nipple. 乳头 671 00:35:50,48 --> 00:35:51,52 Please don't... 不要… 672 00:35:51,69 --> 00:35:52,27 Don't... 不要… 673 00:35:52,44 --> 00:35:53,56 Sir... 老师… 674 00:35:53,73 --> 00:35:55,02 Please don't, Sir... 老师不要… 675 00:35:56,44 --> 00:35:57,36 No... 不要… 676 00:35:57,53 --> 00:35:58,36 Sir... 老师… 677 00:35:58,53 --> 00:36:00,03 No... 不要… 678 00:36:01,86 --> 00:36:04,78 Remember, you have to give in after just a little bit of struggle, 记住，挣扎一会儿就要放弃 679 00:36:05,41 --> 00:36:07,49 that shows you starting to want it. 因为你已经开始想要 680 00:36:07,87 --> 00:36:10,37 If you struggle for too long, it would annoy the audience. 挣扎太久观众会不耐烦 681 00:36:10,66 --> 00:36:11,67 The trick is to... 总之奥义就是… 682 00:36:11,83 --> 00:36:14,71 say "no" three times, then give in. “三下反抗，一下迎合” 683 00:36:14,96 --> 00:36:16,38 Do you understand? 明白吗？ 684 00:36:17,05 --> 00:36:18,71 There is also something you must bear in mind, 有一点不能忘记 685 00:36:19,38 --> 00:36:22,76 Impossible does not exist between two people. 两人之间绝对没有“不可能” 686 00:36:23,05 --> 00:36:24,72 Understood. 是这样的 687 00:36:25,01 --> 00:36:26,51 Thank you very much! 谢谢您！ 688 00:36:32,90 --> 00:36:35,65 "A Dazzling Debut - "Come for a Body Checkup, Mario"" 689 00:36:48,49 --> 00:36:51,37 I have to bang him. 我一定要跟他来一炮 690 00:37:03,26 --> 00:37:04,93 Which grade are you in? 读几年级呀？ 691 00:37:05,47 --> 00:37:06,43 Grade 7. 中一 692 00:37:08,31 --> 00:37:10,27 Grade 7 in this age? 这把年纪不就是留了很多年级！ 693 00:37:10,43 --> 00:37:11,93 He must be fucking stupid! 一定是他妈的蠢货！ 694 00:37:12,23 --> 00:37:13,48 Ozawa-kun! 小泽同学 695 00:37:13,64 --> 00:37:14,81 Yes! 是！ 696 00:37:24,95 --> 00:37:26,41 Ozawa-kun, 小泽同学 697 00:37:28,24 --> 00:37:29,79 it's time for your body check-up. 到你检查身体 698 00:37:30,99 --> 00:37:32,75 Good morning, doctor! 医生你好！ 699 00:37:35,12 --> 00:37:36,83 How old are you? 今年几岁？ 700 00:37:37,29 --> 00:37:38,63 十三 701 00:37:40,88 --> 00:37:42,55 Undress, then lie down. 上床，脱衣服 702 00:37:43,17 --> 00:37:44,22 Yes. 是 703 00:38:03,82 --> 00:38:06,24 Madame, what are you doing? 老师，你做什么？ 704 00:38:09,66 --> 00:38:12,49 I am just checking the reflex of your nipple, 我在替你检查乳头的反应 705 00:38:13,33 --> 00:38:14,87 it's normal. 是正常的 706 00:38:15,25 --> 00:38:19,67 Now I've to check your willy to see if it's to the left or the right. 我还要看看你小弟弟是偏左，还是偏右 707 00:38:38,44 --> 00:38:40,77 What do you see that I'm doing? 你现在看到我做什么？ 708 00:38:41,06 --> 00:38:42,65 Undressing. 脱衣服 709 00:38:43,57 --> 00:38:48,20 Your eyes have a defect. 你眼睛有问题 710 00:38:49,49 --> 00:38:51,49 You are hallucinating... 出现幻觉 711 00:38:55,83 --> 00:38:58,33 Madame, what are you doing? 老师，你干嘛呀？ 712 00:38:58,87 --> 00:39:01,50 I'm so scared! 我好怕怕呀！ 713 00:39:04,46 --> 00:39:05,80 Please don't! 不要… 714 00:39:06,92 --> 00:39:09,22 Don't! 不要… 715 00:39:10,68 --> 00:39:12,60 Don't! 不要… 716 00:39:13,18 --> 00:39:14,39 Don't! 不要… 717 00:39:20,15 --> 00:39:21,81 You've grown well, 发育得相当完整 718 00:39:21,98 --> 00:39:24,02 it's longer than the tape measure. 比间尺还长 719 00:39:27,28 --> 00:39:28,40 Don't... 不要… 720 00:39:28,61 --> 00:39:30,32 Madame, no... 老师不要… 721 00:39:30,82 --> 00:39:32,45 Ozawa-kun, 小泽同学 722 00:39:32,74 --> 00:39:35,49 what you are going to see and do, 以下你看到的，和你做的 723 00:39:35,66 --> 00:39:37,83 they are all hallucinations. 全部都是幻觉 724 00:39:46,80 --> 00:39:49,17 Madame, it feels great... 老师，舒服… 725 00:39:52,09 --> 00:39:53,89 I'm coming! 要来了… 726 00:39:55,06 --> 00:39:56,47 Let's come together! 一起来吧 727 00:40:06,61 --> 00:40:09,15 Thank you very much, Madame! 谢谢老师！ 728 00:40:09,32 --> 00:40:10,65 Cut! 停！ 729 00:40:10,82 --> 00:40:12,28 Ok! Well done! 好！做得好！ 730 00:40:15,95 --> 00:40:18,04 Thank you. 谢谢你 731 00:40:18,25 --> 00:40:19,25 Are you happy? 是不是很开心？ 732 00:40:19,41 --> 00:40:19,87 Very happy. 很开心 733 00:40:20,04 --> 00:40:21,96 Do you mind handing me a tissue, it's leaking. 介不介意替我拿张卫生纸？流出来了！ 734 00:40:22,17 --> 00:40:24,04 Tissue! 卫生纸！ 735 00:40:26,96 --> 00:40:29,17 Mario... 马利奥… 736 00:40:37,93 --> 00:40:39,35 Hello! 你好！ 737 00:40:39,81 --> 00:40:41,02 Hello! 你好！ 738 00:40:45,77 --> 00:40:47,02 Mario? 马利奥？ 739 00:40:47,77 --> 00:40:50,11 No, I'm obviously Nick Cheung! 不是，我很明显是张家辉啦！ 740 00:40:50,86 --> 00:40:52,49 You are really Mario! 真是马利奥！ 741 00:40:53,45 --> 00:40:54,57 I love you! 我爱你！ 742 00:40:54,74 --> 00:40:56,32 No! 不要！ 743 00:40:59,66 --> 00:41:04,58 I have the say of which AV actress can work with Mario. 和马利奥合作的女优由我挑选 744 00:41:04,79 --> 00:41:06,46 Yes, of course. 是的，当然是 745 00:41:15,43 --> 00:41:16,89 It's for you, boss. 社长，电话 746 00:41:17,93 --> 00:41:19,31 This one... 这个… 747 00:41:20,68 --> 00:41:21,85 Hello? 喂？ 748 00:41:35,53 --> 00:41:37,95 "Pervettes in Train - The Ultimate Push of Okita's L-cup" 749 00:43:27,98 --> 00:43:29,27 Wait a minute... 等等… 750 00:43:29,73 --> 00:43:30,90 These here... 那个… 751 00:43:31,06 --> 00:43:32,94 which cup are they? 是多大个cup呢？ 752 00:43:33,86 --> 00:43:34,98 L-cup! L-cup ! 753 00:43:35,19 --> 00:43:36,32 L-cup? L-cup ? 754 00:43:36,48 --> 00:43:38,61 A, B, C, D, E, F, G A、B、C、D、E、F、G 755 00:43:38,78 --> 00:43:40,49 H, I, J, K, L H、I、J、K、L 756 00:43:40,66 --> 00:43:43,03 Wow, that's fucking huge! 操你妈的，真他妈的巨大！ 757 00:43:57,34 --> 00:43:59,97 No... 不要… 758 00:44:02,26 --> 00:44:03,85 No... 不要… 759 00:44:04,47 --> 00:44:05,93 Help! 救命呀！ 760 00:44:06,93 --> 00:44:08,35 Help! 救命呀！ 761 00:44:15,86 --> 00:44:17,82 You have nowhere to go now, 你逃不掉了 762 00:44:18,78 --> 00:44:21,70 why don't you just give in. 还是乖乖就范吧 763 00:44:22,41 --> 00:44:26,41 Let me have you first, then you satisfy all the ladies here. 给我玩完，再满足这里所有女人 764 00:44:27,20 --> 00:44:29,16 No... 不要… 765 00:44:30,37 --> 00:44:31,96 No... 不要… 766 00:44:32,25 --> 00:44:35,54 No... 不要… 767 00:44:44,97 --> 00:44:48,26 Help, somebody helps me! 救命，救我呀 768 00:44:48,93 --> 00:44:50,93 I can't just die here. 我不可以就这样死在这里的 769 00:44:51,27 --> 00:44:52,52 I have to think, 我要想办法 770 00:44:52,77 --> 00:44:54,98 I have to counterattack you with my imagination! 我要用幻想对抗你的呢！ 771 00:45:45,95 --> 00:45:47,41 Ok! Cut! 好！停机！ 772 00:45:50,37 --> 00:45:55,37 - Thank you for your hard work! - Thank you! 辛苦了！　　　辛苦了！ 773 00:46:01,96 --> 00:46:04,88 Cecilia, I thought you wouldn't pick up my call. 阿丝，我以为你不再听我电话了 774 00:46:05,13 --> 00:46:06,63 Have you received all the handbags that I sent you? 你有没有收到我送给你的包包？ 775 00:46:06,80 --> 00:46:08,14 Yes. 收到啦 776 00:46:09,60 --> 00:46:10,97 I thought you are still angry with me. 我以为你会生我气 777 00:46:11,14 --> 00:46:13,77 To be honest, I have accepted the reality. 其实呢，我也接受现实了 778 00:46:13,93 --> 00:46:17,10 In today's world, money speaks louder than words, 现在这个世界也是笑贫不笑娼 779 00:46:17,27 --> 00:46:19,36 you don't have to care about what other people think. 你也不用太介怀人家怎么看你的 780 00:46:19,52 --> 00:46:20,69 I haven't, 我没有呀 781 00:46:20,98 --> 00:46:22,44 the only one that I care about is you. 我只介意你怎么看我 782 00:46:22,61 --> 00:46:24,61 I have already told you I don't mind! 人家都说不介意了 783 00:46:24,86 --> 00:46:26,20 I have to go now and blow dry my hair. 我不说了，要把头发吹干 784 00:46:26,36 --> 00:46:28,20 Let's talk later, bye bye! 再跟你说吧，拜拜 785 00:46:50,09 --> 00:46:51,35 Your motherfucker! 我操你呀！ 786 00:46:51,51 --> 00:46:52,76 Where the hell have you been? 你死去哪里啦？ 787 00:46:52,93 --> 00:46:54,27 You have taken all my money... 他妈的把我的钱都拿了 788 00:46:54,43 --> 00:46:56,27 and left me with your debts! 还留下一笔高利贷给我！ 789 00:46:56,43 --> 00:46:57,48 Yes, I'm a motherfucker, 是我混蛋 790 00:46:58,85 --> 00:47:00,02 slap me, hit me! 你打死我吧！ 791 00:47:00,19 --> 00:47:02,69 Fuck you... 操你… 792 00:47:05,49 --> 00:47:07,45 Now you are so rich, 你现在那么有钱 793 00:47:08,07 --> 00:47:10,87 you have created this Mario Ozawa, 捧红了那个小泽马利奥 794 00:47:11,70 --> 00:47:14,20 why didn't you do the same for me? 又不见你捧我？ 795 00:47:18,04 --> 00:47:21,58 You don't love me anymore. 你已经不爱我了 796 00:47:23,34 --> 00:47:26,42 I can't stand that you fuck another woman. 我不可以忍受你和别的女人上床的 797 00:47:26,76 --> 00:47:30,26 I love you all the same even you are not famous. 无论你怎样，我都那么爱你的 798 00:47:31,64 --> 00:47:33,47 Prove it then. 那你证明呀 799 00:47:43,02 --> 00:47:44,90 Let me dig in. 我不客气了 800 00:48:40,12 --> 00:48:42,50 Sorry! Excuse me! 对不起…不好意思… 801 00:48:43,96 --> 00:48:44,63 Thank you! 谢谢！ 802 00:48:44,79 --> 00:48:47,13 Excuse me...Sorry... 不好意思…对不起… 803 00:48:48,76 --> 00:48:50,55 This dude is really rich! 有钱人喔！ 804 00:48:56,35 --> 00:48:57,68 Catch that fucking bastard, 替我捉住那混蛋 805 00:48:57,89 --> 00:48:58,77 don't let him go! 妈的别给他走！ 806 00:48:58,93 --> 00:49:00,43 Which bastard? 哪个混蛋？ 807 00:49:00,64 --> 00:49:02,35 That's me! 我不就是混蛋啰！ 808 00:49:03,14 --> 00:49:03,69 This one? 这个？ 809 00:49:03,85 --> 00:49:05,98 Yes, he is right next to you! 对呀，你旁边那个呀！ 810 00:49:16,49 --> 00:49:18,62 I am so fucking stupid! 我真他妈的傻逼蠢货！ 811 00:49:19,04 --> 00:49:20,50 I knew that's a set-up, 我明知道哥儿是骗我的 812 00:49:20,66 --> 00:49:23,12 but I let him bed me once more! 我都给他再来一炮 813 00:49:23,37 --> 00:49:25,58 Do you know where he hurts me the most? 你知不知道他刺得我最痛的是哪里？ 814 00:49:26,25 --> 00:49:27,84 My heart! 是心呀！ 815 00:49:28,59 --> 00:49:31,38 Back when I was first sold to Japan, 我以前给日本仔骗我来日本 816 00:49:31,67 --> 00:49:34,63 I worked in the Red Light District as a hooker. 在歌舞伎町呀，做风俗娘呢！ 817 00:49:34,84 --> 00:49:35,89 A hooker? You? 你做风俗娘？ 818 00:49:36,05 --> 00:49:39,51 Giving massages, hand jobs, blowjobs, everything! 帮人家马杀鸡，推油呀、出火呀 819 00:49:39,68 --> 00:49:40,93 I was doing such a great job! 我很厉害耶 820 00:49:41,10 --> 00:49:43,31 I earned 30,000 yen every 90 minutes. 九十分钟赚三万日圆？ 821 00:50:05,79 --> 00:50:08,33 Later Hiroya fell in love with me, 后来广也哥儿爱上了我 822 00:50:08,54 --> 00:50:09,79 I let him have the whole package, 我不就给他放题啰 823 00:50:10,04 --> 00:50:13,05 because he was not only my customer but also my lover, 他是我的客人嘛，又那么爱我 824 00:50:13,26 --> 00:50:14,34 so I didn't charge him anything. 我就不收他钱啰 825 00:50:14,51 --> 00:50:16,22 That motherfucker has cheated all my money 他妈的把我的钱都骗光了 826 00:50:16,38 --> 00:50:18,05 and left me with his debts. 还丢下一笔高利贷给我 827 00:50:18,22 --> 00:50:20,39 Men are all the same. 所有男人都是这样骗女人的 828 00:50:20,56 --> 00:50:23,02 If a man says he loves you at the first sight, 总之一个男人一看见你，就说很喜欢你 829 00:50:23,18 --> 00:50:24,35 he is a fucking liar! 他就是他妈的在骗你 830 00:50:24,52 --> 00:50:26,06 But I thought, 我反过来想的 831 00:50:26,31 --> 00:50:29,36 when you say you don't like me, you actually do. 我以为你说不喜欢我，是喜欢我呢 832 00:50:29,94 --> 00:50:30,94 Do you like me? 那你喜不喜欢我？ 833 00:50:31,11 --> 00:50:32,69 I don't like to lie. 我从来不骗人的 834 00:50:34,78 --> 00:50:38,11 Love tires me out! 爱情真是他妈的累人 835 00:50:40,12 --> 00:50:43,66 Hiroya! My love... 哥儿哥儿哥儿哥… 836 00:50:46,08 --> 00:50:47,42 Are you okay? 你怎么了？ 837 00:50:48,33 --> 00:50:50,00 Don't pass out! 你不是那么笨吧？ 838 00:50:50,29 --> 00:50:51,42 Oh, fuck! 唉，糟了！ 839 00:50:53,13 --> 00:50:54,96 Why my legs are not moving, 为什么我的脚不用走 840 00:50:55,13 --> 00:50:56,55 but I'm moving forward? 它也走着呢？ 841 00:50:56,80 --> 00:50:59,39 The beer you just had is a new invention. 你刚才喝的啤酒，是新发明 842 00:50:59,55 --> 00:51:00,68 It gives you wings! 喝了会飞的 843 00:51:01,60 --> 00:51:04,22 Don't treat me like a fucking idiot! 你当我傻逼！ 844 00:51:04,60 --> 00:51:06,52 You are carrying me on your back. 你在背着我嘛！ 845 00:51:07,27 --> 00:51:08,73 Thank you! 谢谢你 846 00:51:10,35 --> 00:51:12,90 How can you be so stupid and heavy at the same time. 又会这么蠢也这么重的 847 00:51:17,11 --> 00:51:18,78 Yes, that's right. Okay. 对，可以了 848 00:51:18,99 --> 00:51:20,11 Thank you. 谢谢你 849 00:51:20,45 --> 00:51:21,62 Yes. 是！ 850 00:51:21,95 --> 00:51:23,33 Wow, you are so handsome! 哗！很帅呀！ 851 00:51:23,49 --> 00:51:24,66 Really, which part? 有多帅呢？ 852 00:51:25,08 --> 00:51:26,62 Your side parting, it's great! 你侧面的分界真是一绝呀 853 00:51:26,79 --> 00:51:27,75 Really? 是吗？ 854 00:51:27,91 --> 00:51:28,54 May I know 那我想问问你 855 00:51:28,71 --> 00:51:30,96 what are we shooting today with this outfit? 这一身造型是拍什么戏呢？ 856 00:51:31,13 --> 00:51:33,29 - Today you are Ming the Merciless. - I see. 今天是拍你做宇宙大王　　　这样… 857 00:51:33,46 --> 00:51:35,71 - You will be captured by Sailor Moon. - Oh, I see... 给美少女战士捉走了　　　是这样的… 858 00:51:35,88 --> 00:51:36,84 - First raped then killed... - Yes. 先奸后杀　　　是 859 00:51:37,01 --> 00:51:37,92 And then raped again. 杀完再奸 860 00:51:38,09 --> 00:51:40,09 Raping over my dead body? That's a great idea. 死了也继续奸，好点子 861 00:51:40,38 --> 00:51:41,93 Who will be Sailor Moon? 那谁做美少女呀？ 862 00:51:42,10 --> 00:51:43,97 Noriko Waiyama. She is a newbie. 淮山杞子呀，新人来的 863 00:51:44,31 --> 00:51:45,56 Would her agent be... 那她经纪人会不会叫… 864 00:51:45,72 --> 00:51:46,77 Kishihisa Nemoto? “根本刁斯”呢？ 865 00:51:48,39 --> 00:51:49,44 Hello! 你好！ 866 00:51:49,60 --> 00:51:50,77 Hello... 你好… 867 00:51:50,94 --> 00:51:52,65 It's first time for Noriko, 杞子她是第一次拍AV 868 00:51:52,81 --> 00:51:55,40 Ozawa-san, please look after her. 请小泽先生多多指教 869 00:51:55,57 --> 00:51:56,98 Come here, Noriko! 来吧，杞子！ 870 00:51:57,40 --> 00:51:58,69 Hi, nice to meet you. 你好，多多指教 871 00:51:58,90 --> 00:52:00,32 I will be in your care. 请多多指教 872 00:52:00,49 --> 00:52:01,74 Her agent seems really fucking stupid. 经纪人相当屌丝 873 00:52:01,91 --> 00:52:03,57 Just like me! 好像我那么屌丝呀！ 874 00:52:04,95 --> 00:52:06,95 She is so cute! 她很可爱呢！ 875 00:52:10,00 --> 00:52:11,71 No... 不要… 876 00:52:12,00 --> 00:52:13,71 Please don't... 不要… 877 00:52:16,59 --> 00:52:16,88 You... 大… 878 00:52:17,05 --> 00:52:18,30 You Big Evil... 大魔王… 879 00:52:20,22 --> 00:52:24,35 You've sinned and tainted your hands with innocents' blood... 你滥杀无辜，罪恶满刑… 880 00:52:27,93 --> 00:52:29,35 die... now. 受死啦… 881 00:52:29,68 --> 00:52:31,19 Oh, yes. 对！ 882 00:52:32,48 --> 00:52:34,52 Please don't rape me, 你不要奸我 883 00:52:34,69 --> 00:52:35,90 you can kill me, 你可以杀我 884 00:52:36,11 --> 00:52:37,86 but please don't touch my willy! 可是你千万别搞我的小弟弟 885 00:52:38,03 --> 00:52:39,99 It is my weakest point. 这是我的死穴 886 00:52:40,15 --> 00:52:41,36 But now I'm in your hands, 不过你捉了我… 887 00:52:41,53 --> 00:52:44,28 just do whatever you want! 我任你处置吧，来吧！ 888 00:52:51,54 --> 00:52:53,96 I will humiliate you... 我要你…死前… 889 00:52:56,04 --> 00:52:58,30 in every way before killing... you. 受尽屈辱 890 00:53:22,32 --> 00:53:25,45 No... 不要… 891 00:54:11,24 --> 00:54:12,58 Noriko, you can't be like that! 淮山，你不可以这样的！ 892 00:54:12,75 --> 00:54:15,83 - It's okay! - Wait! Noriko! 没关系　　　淮山，等等… 893 00:54:16,00 --> 00:54:17,29 Let me handle it! 我去搞定她 894 00:54:17,46 --> 00:54:20,59 So sorry! I am really sorry! 很抱歉，真的非常抱歉！ 895 00:54:28,64 --> 00:54:30,26 I mean no harm. 我没有恶意的 896 00:56:44,48 --> 00:56:46,61 I know how stressful it is... AV有多大压力 897 00:56:46,90 --> 00:56:48,28 to make AVs. 我很清楚 898 00:56:49,07 --> 00:56:51,24 I don't really like to do it, 我都不太喜欢拍AV的 899 00:56:52,28 --> 00:56:54,12 and so do you it seems. 不过看来也不适合你 900 00:56:54,91 --> 00:56:56,45 You can go! 你走吧！ 901 00:56:58,87 --> 00:57:00,96 Is my Japanese that bad? 是不是我的日文太烂呀？ 902 00:57:01,12 --> 00:57:02,25 Do you understand? 明白吗？ 903 00:57:02,42 --> 00:57:04,79 I have signed this contract with my agency, 可是我和经纪人签了合约 904 00:57:05,00 --> 00:57:07,50 they wouldn't let me go. 毁约要赔很多钱的 905 00:57:07,75 --> 00:57:08,80 Don't you worry, 没问题 906 00:57:08,96 --> 00:57:10,84 I have money. 我有钱 907 00:57:11,34 --> 00:57:12,47 Okay! 行了！ 908 00:57:15,30 --> 00:57:16,51 Goodbye... 再见… 909 00:57:19,35 --> 00:57:20,72 Goodbye... 再见… 910 00:57:22,48 --> 00:57:23,85 Go now! 走吧！ 911 00:57:33,32 --> 00:57:34,74 Ozawa-san, 小泽先生 912 00:57:35,66 --> 00:57:37,16 if it's with you, I think I can do it. 我觉得跟你拍，我可以的 913 00:57:38,16 --> 00:57:40,37 But can you do me a favor? 不过小泽先生可不可以帮我一个忙？ 914 00:57:41,83 --> 00:57:43,04 What is it? 什么忙？ 915 00:57:43,54 --> 00:57:45,17 Before the shooting, 就是拍AV之前 916 00:57:45,42 --> 00:57:47,17 can you go out with me? 请小泽先生和我拍拖 917 00:57:47,67 --> 00:57:49,50 If you can make me feel loved, 给我一些恋爱的感觉 918 00:57:49,67 --> 00:57:51,67 I'm sure I can perform well. 那样我一定会拍很好的 919 00:58:04,64 --> 00:58:05,85 Tuna sushi? 鲔鱼腩寿司？ 920 00:58:08,90 --> 00:58:09,48 Is tuna okay for you? 鲔鱼腩，可以吗？ 921 00:58:09,65 --> 00:58:11,19 Yes, I love it. 很喜欢 922 00:58:16,57 --> 00:58:17,70 Was the dinner alright? 晚饭可以吗？ 923 00:58:17,87 --> 00:58:18,87 Yes. 可以呀 924 00:58:19,20 --> 00:58:21,33 But let's get changed next time, 但是下次先换衣服 925 00:58:21,49 --> 00:58:24,04 the way we dress is so weird. 我们这身打扮比较怪 926 00:58:24,21 --> 00:58:26,67 Yes, I feel so too. 我也这样觉得 927 00:59:41,91 --> 00:59:45,08 It must be Shodaiko returning my clothes. 一定是鸠山把衣服拿回来 928 01:00:18,32 --> 01:00:19,53 Look, 那… 929 01:00:20,15 --> 01:00:22,49 we are both decently dressed, 就是说我们穿得那么光鲜 930 01:00:23,49 --> 01:00:25,33 and so tidy. 而且又那么整齐 931 01:00:26,33 --> 01:00:27,75 That means nothing has happened! 就是没事啦！ 932 01:00:28,29 --> 01:00:30,04 Have I ever said that you did? 我有说你有做过吗？ 933 01:00:30,37 --> 01:00:31,79 Feeling guilty? 心虚啊？ 934 01:00:33,42 --> 01:00:35,21 Not exactly. 也不是心虚 935 01:00:35,38 --> 01:00:37,17 But you really... 只是三个字… 936 01:00:37,63 --> 01:00:39,01 caught me off guard. 措手不及 937 01:00:43,01 --> 01:00:44,55 Hong Kong girlfriend. 香港女朋友 938 01:00:47,06 --> 01:00:49,14 Oh, I have to go now, 那我先走了 939 01:00:49,39 --> 01:00:51,35 see you tomorrow. 明天见 940 01:00:53,56 --> 01:00:56,11 You see, we were just off work, 我们刚刚收工嘛 941 01:00:56,44 --> 01:00:58,40 and then she... 然后她… 942 01:01:29,89 --> 01:01:30,68 Fuck me! 操我呀！ 943 01:01:30,85 --> 01:01:33,02 I want you to fuck me like those girls you fucked in AVs. 我要你像在AV？操那些女人一样的操我！ 944 01:01:33,23 --> 01:01:33,94 No, I really can't! 不要呀！ 945 01:01:34,10 --> 01:01:36,27 I shot 4 scenes today, I am so knackered! 我今天拍了四场戏，我做不到了 946 01:01:36,44 --> 01:01:37,94 You don't have a choice! 不许不要！ 947 01:02:31,54 --> 01:02:33,45 You Big Evil, I won't forgive you! 宇宙大魔王，我不会放过你 948 01:02:33,62 --> 01:02:35,29 Don't go! 别走！ 949 01:02:37,33 --> 01:02:38,83 Stop! 别走！ 950 01:02:39,21 --> 01:02:40,46 Wait... 等等… 951 01:02:57,48 --> 01:02:58,81 Wait... 等等… 952 01:03:13,79 --> 01:03:16,00 Even it's just for today, 就算只得一天 953 01:03:16,96 --> 01:03:19,79 I have to have the entire you. 我也要完全拥有你 954 01:03:56,45 --> 01:03:57,79 At this moment, 这一刻 955 01:03:58,12 --> 01:04:00,54 I can deeply feel that how jealousy... 我深深体会到原来妒忌心 956 01:04:01,04 --> 01:04:02,92 can change a woman, 可以将一个女人改变 957 01:04:03,63 --> 01:04:05,46 and push her that far. 将一个女人推得那么尽 958 01:04:09,01 --> 01:04:11,93 This time is the first ever AV shooting that... 这一次，是我拍AV以来 959 01:04:12,72 --> 01:04:14,97 I can feel there is love. 第一次有爱情的感觉 960 01:04:33,78 --> 01:04:34,87 Hello? 喂？ 961 01:04:35,08 --> 01:04:37,24 Hi, Cecilia, where are you now? 席梦丝，你现在在哪？ 962 01:04:37,41 --> 01:04:40,41 I am in Japan, just came back from shopping. 我在日本旅行呀，刚刚去了血拚呀 963 01:04:41,12 --> 01:04:42,00 Shopping? 血拚？ 964 01:04:42,17 --> 01:04:44,08 The fact that your boyfriend is Mario Ozawa has been exposed, 你男友是小泽马利奥的事被爆料了 965 01:04:44,25 --> 01:04:46,46 now the Mainland publisher has problem with your image, 现在大陆出版社说你形象有问题 966 01:04:46,67 --> 01:04:47,42 stops publishing your books, 暂停出版你的书 967 01:04:47,59 --> 01:04:50,01 and terminates your projects with them! 还喊停了你进入大陆市场的计划 968 01:04:51,59 --> 01:04:56,01 "You Have Your Say" 969 01:04:56,56 --> 01:04:58,77 Hello and welcome to "You have your say". 欢迎大家收看“理有理讲” 970 01:04:58,93 --> 01:05:01,02 In this episode, we have invited two guests 这集我们请来两位嘉宾 971 01:05:01,18 --> 01:05:03,60 to discuss a very hot topic. 讨论一个非常热门的话题 972 01:05:03,77 --> 01:05:05,94 First to my left is... 首先，在我身旁的是… 973 01:05:06,23 --> 01:05:11,78 the President of Moral... Moral Adjust, 道德调整…道德调理整…理会会长 974 01:05:11,95 --> 01:05:14,74 a veteran of AV, 兼资深AV人 975 01:05:14,91 --> 01:05:19,83 and also the Honorary President of HK Schizophrenia Association. 兼香港精神分裂协会荣誉会长 976 01:05:20,00 --> 01:05:22,29 He is the well-known "Fat Face Dragon"... 人称“玉面飞龙”的… 977 01:05:22,46 --> 01:05:23,83 Mr. Fucking Mo! 毛胶卫先生 978 01:05:24,12 --> 01:05:25,50 It's Mr. Frankie Mo! 是毛高卫！ 979 01:05:25,67 --> 01:05:27,34 I beg your pardon. Mr. Fucking Mo. 不好意思，毛胶卫先生 980 01:05:29,09 --> 01:05:31,80 Another guest of honor is our best-selling romance novelist 另外一位就是我们的纯爱小说女王 981 01:05:31,97 --> 01:05:33,22 Miss Cecilia Jik. 席梦丝小姐 982 01:05:33,38 --> 01:05:36,39 What we are going to discuss today, 和我们讨论一下一个热门话题 983 01:05:36,64 --> 01:05:39,18 it's the oddity of this Hong Kong man, 就是有一位香港男人 984 01:05:39,35 --> 01:05:42,06 who went to Japan to be an AV actor, 无缘无故的走去日本当AV男优 985 01:05:42,23 --> 01:05:45,85 and became popular by sexually humiliated by women. 被女人淫辱而走红的奇怪现象 986 01:05:46,06 --> 01:05:47,56 Mr. Mo, what do you think? 毛先生，你怎么看？ 987 01:05:47,77 --> 01:05:49,19 I must deeply 我必须大力谴责 988 01:05:49,36 --> 01:05:51,90 condemn this Mario Ozawa, 这个化名为小泽马利奥的男人 989 01:05:52,11 --> 01:05:54,82 he is unforgivable and a disgrace to all Hong Kong men! 他简直丧尽天良，丢尽香港男人的脸子 990 01:05:54,99 --> 01:05:55,78 Do you know... 你们知道吗？ 991 01:05:55,95 --> 01:05:57,32 After watched his AVs, 看了他AV的男人 992 01:05:57,49 --> 01:05:59,16 40% of men has become impotent, 起码有四成是从此不举的 993 01:05:59,33 --> 01:06:01,75 30% could only get it up but not put it back down; 有三成就是举了起来，软不下来 994 01:06:01,91 --> 01:06:04,33 and 20% felt guilty... 有两成就是鬼鬼祟祟地举 995 01:06:04,50 --> 01:06:06,38 to have an up and down. 鬼鬼祟祟地软下来 996 01:06:06,75 --> 01:06:07,88 What's worse are those special cases, 还有一些特例 997 01:06:08,04 --> 01:06:10,25 men who spat milk like a baby... 有少数分子看了AV之后 998 01:06:10,42 --> 01:06:11,21 right after watching! 居然吐奶！ 999 01:06:11,38 --> 01:06:13,51 - It does sound very dangerous! - Of course! 这可真是好危险喔！　　　当然啦！ 1000 01:06:13,76 --> 01:06:15,88 What do you think, Miss Jik? 那席梦丝小姐，你有怎么看呢？ 1001 01:06:16,05 --> 01:06:18,35 Here we have a tabloid magazine, 最近有一本周刊爆料 1002 01:06:18,51 --> 01:06:21,52 saying that you are the girlfriend of Mario Ozawa. 说你和这个小泽马利奥是闺密喔！ 1003 01:06:24,10 --> 01:06:25,85 Here, I have to make a declaration: 我要发出严正声明 1004 01:06:26,02 --> 01:06:29,11 There is nothing between Mario Ozawa and me now. 我和这个小泽马利奥已经没有任何关系 1005 01:06:29,56 --> 01:06:31,02 What he does is shameful, 我之所以和他划清界线 1006 01:06:31,19 --> 01:06:32,19 that's why I cut ties with him. 是因为他的所作所为 1007 01:06:32,36 --> 01:06:34,78 I despise him! 令我极度讨厌、非常羞耻！ 1008 01:06:35,03 --> 01:06:39,20 We now have a viewer calling in to express his opinions. 好，现在有家庭观众打电话来表达意见 1009 01:06:39,87 --> 01:06:42,20 Here, the line is put through, please go ahead. 是，电话已经接通了，请说 1010 01:06:42,58 --> 01:06:45,54 Miss To, Can you tell Miss Jik, 杜小姐，麻烦你，和席梦丝说 1011 01:06:45,87 --> 01:06:48,71 that everyone here can say what she just said... 这里在座的每个人都可以说我… 1012 01:06:49,13 --> 01:06:50,04 Yes... 是 1013 01:06:51,84 --> 01:06:53,55 But you can't! 就你不可以！ 1014 01:06:55,17 --> 01:06:57,18 Wow! Mario Ozawa! 小泽马利奥呀！ 1015 01:06:57,38 --> 01:06:59,64 Look everyone, either from your TV or with us here! 各位家庭观众、现场观众… 1016 01:07:00,22 --> 01:07:03,47 It's Mario Ozawa! He's here in the studio! 小泽马利奥呀！来了我们的节目呀！ 1017 01:07:03,64 --> 01:07:05,64 Wow, I suddenly feel like to spit some milk! 我有一点点想吐奶呀！ 1018 01:07:08,31 --> 01:07:11,40 I am begging you! Stop hurting me! 我求求你了！你不要再伤害我了！ 1019 01:07:11,65 --> 01:07:12,86 That's right, or may be just a little... 对呀，伤害都轻力点… 1020 01:07:13,03 --> 01:07:14,23 Who told me... 是谁说的… 1021 01:07:15,32 --> 01:07:17,24 that money speaks louder than words, 是谁说的做什么也不要紧 1022 01:07:17,40 --> 01:07:18,86 and I don't need to care about... 笑贪不笑娼 1023 01:07:19,03 --> 01:07:20,91 what others say if I'm rich? 最要紧是赚到钱呀？ 1024 01:07:25,75 --> 01:07:28,25 But do you know what you did has cost me a fortune? 那你知不知道你现在害我大陆不可以出书 1025 01:07:28,42 --> 01:07:30,25 I have lost the multi-billion market in the Mainland! 我没了十几亿的市场呀？ 1026 01:07:30,50 --> 01:07:32,88 Oh I see. That's the reason why we broke up. 这就是我们分手的原因是吧？ 1027 01:07:33,42 --> 01:07:35,96 Thanks a lot, I got it... 谢谢你，我明白了… 1028 01:07:36,76 --> 01:07:38,93 I don't have a market in Mainland either, am I dying? 我也没有大陆市场，我也没饿死 1029 01:07:39,13 --> 01:07:40,76 Wait! 你别走 1030 01:07:47,77 --> 01:07:49,35 Go fuck yourself! 你去死吧！ 1031 01:07:59,28 --> 01:08:00,78 Wow, it's getting really exciting! 哗，好精彩呀！ 1032 01:08:00,95 --> 01:08:03,41 Just now Miss Jik and Mr. Ozawa have both given their words. 刚才公说公有理，婆说婆有理 1033 01:08:03,58 --> 01:08:05,91 Mr. Mo, you have just witnessed this epic moment, 毛先生，你见证了这个历史时刻 1034 01:08:06,08 --> 01:08:07,87 which side would you take? 你会站在哪一边呢？ 1035 01:08:08,08 --> 01:08:09,46 I feel a bit sad. 我有少少伤感 1036 01:08:09,79 --> 01:08:11,12 Haruki Murakami once said, 村上春树说过 1037 01:08:11,29 --> 01:08:13,46 if he is caught in between a high wall and an egg, 如果一面高墙和一只鸡蛋中间 1038 01:08:13,63 --> 01:08:15,30 he will definitely choose the egg. 他一定站在鸡蛋那边 1039 01:08:15,46 --> 01:08:17,01 As a man... 作为一个男人 1040 01:08:17,38 --> 01:08:18,80 if I'm caught in between a pair of high heels... 在女人的高跟鞋 1041 01:08:18,97 --> 01:08:20,26 and a pair of balls, 和蛋蛋中间 1042 01:08:20,47 --> 01:08:22,34 I will definitely choose the balls. 我一定站在蛋蛋那边 1043 01:08:23,14 --> 01:08:23,97 Unfortunately, 可惜呀 1044 01:08:24,14 --> 01:08:27,22 it seems that his balls have been cracked, 他的蛋蛋似乎已经给人踢爆了 1045 01:08:27,56 --> 01:08:28,77 poor thing... 可怜… 1046 01:08:28,93 --> 01:08:29,98 This kick from Cecilia... 阿丝这一脚 1047 01:08:30,14 --> 01:08:31,69 has put me in hospital for a few days. 我住了几天医院 1048 01:08:32,35 --> 01:08:34,48 Even though the doctor said my dick is fine, 虽然医生说我小弟弟没什么事 1049 01:08:35,11 --> 01:08:36,53 I have decided... 可是我都决定了… 1050 01:08:36,98 --> 01:08:38,53 to quit the AV world. 退出AV界 1051 01:08:48,54 --> 01:08:49,96 I want to say... 我想说… 1052 01:08:50,16 --> 01:08:51,83 I don't want to be Mario Ozawa anymore. 我不想再做小泽马利奥了 1053 01:08:52,00 --> 01:08:53,58 I think Ozawa should retire, 小泽是时候退休 1054 01:08:53,88 --> 01:08:55,38 and goes to a place that no one would know him! 去一个完全没人认识的地方！ 1055 01:08:57,30 --> 01:08:59,63 Where can you find a place that no one knows you? 他妈的哪有没人认识你的地方呢？ 1056 01:09:00,17 --> 01:09:03,59 I have just sold your AVs to South America and Eastern Europe, 我刚刚把你的AV卖去了南美和东欧 1057 01:09:03,80 --> 01:09:05,39 Unless you go to Africa. 除非你去非洲吧 1058 01:09:06,35 --> 01:09:07,85 Can you not be like that? 你不要这样好不好？ 1059 01:09:08,06 --> 01:09:10,89 Haven't you already made so much money with my body? 你已经在我身上赚了很多钱，对不对？ 1060 01:09:11,35 --> 01:09:12,85 I don't care, just give back my share 总之我这阵子赚的钱 1061 01:09:13,02 --> 01:09:14,06 after your commission. 你抽了佣金后还给我 1062 01:09:14,23 --> 01:09:15,86 I have to go. 我要走了 1063 01:09:19,53 --> 01:09:21,28 Have you ever thought about me? 你他妈的有没有想过你走了我怎么办？ 1064 01:09:21,49 --> 01:09:22,90 We have signed so many contracts, 合约我都签了 1065 01:09:23,41 --> 01:09:24,20 I have to pay them back! 赔死我呀 1066 01:09:24,36 --> 01:09:26,66 Dada Chan did the same, what's the big deal? 那陈静不也一样？怎样了？ 1067 01:09:27,41 --> 01:09:29,74 No matter you give me back my share or not, 你还不还给我也好，你怎样算都好 1068 01:09:29,91 --> 01:09:32,04 I really have to go. Please... 我决定要走了，好不好？ 1069 01:09:36,75 --> 01:09:38,09 Goodbye. 再见 1070 01:10:21,09 --> 01:10:22,76 Mario Ozawa! 小泽马利奥！ 1071 01:10:23,84 --> 01:10:25,09 These are all yours! 全都是你的！ 1072 01:10:25,34 --> 01:10:26,43 Don't ever come back, 妈的别再回来 1073 01:10:26,59 --> 01:10:27,93 and enjoy your life. 好好的过生活 1074 01:10:30,60 --> 01:10:31,64 What about you? 那你有什么打算？ 1075 01:10:31,81 --> 01:10:32,77 I've thought about it, 我想过了 1076 01:10:32,93 --> 01:10:34,94 I don't want you to do it unhappily. 我不想你不开心的做下去 1077 01:10:35,14 --> 01:10:36,48 Just go. 你走吧 1078 01:11:02,46 --> 01:11:04,21 Good evening, Hatoyama-san. 你好呀，鸠山小姐 1079 01:11:04,46 --> 01:11:07,80 You still have some unpaid debts! 你这两期的贷款还未还呢 1080 01:11:08,64 --> 01:11:10,47 I don't fucking understand you. 我不知道你说什么 1081 01:11:13,89 --> 01:11:16,43 If I don't see money in two days, 两天后不还钱 1082 01:11:16,81 --> 01:11:18,81 I'll make you a cripple! 打断你的脚！ 1083 01:11:19,15 --> 01:11:20,40 Let's go! 走吧 1084 01:11:20,69 --> 01:11:22,07 Let's go. 走吧 1085 01:11:35,25 --> 01:11:36,16 Are you okay? 没事吧？ 1086 01:11:36,33 --> 01:11:37,33 Yeah, I'm fine. 我没事呀！ 1087 01:11:37,50 --> 01:11:38,87 Do I not look okay? 你看我像有事吗？ 1088 01:11:39,25 --> 01:11:40,63 Go now, 你走啦 1089 01:11:40,88 --> 01:11:42,50 goodbye! 再见！ 1090 01:11:45,51 --> 01:11:46,76 What do you fucking want now? 你他妈的又想怎样呀？ 1091 01:11:46,92 --> 01:11:48,13 Take you to the hospital, 想和你去医院 1092 01:11:48,30 --> 01:11:50,34 then give the money back, okay? 然后还钱给人家，好不好？ 1093 01:11:55,35 --> 01:11:57,27 I, Mario Ozawa, am back to business! 小泽马利奥要复出了！ 1094 01:12:04,94 --> 01:12:06,07 Are you dying? 死了没有？ 1095 01:12:06,36 --> 01:12:07,15 Not yet... 还未… 1096 01:12:07,32 --> 01:12:08,70 Where is the nearest hospital? 最近的医院在哪里？ 1097 01:12:09,36 --> 01:12:10,20 Let's go to the Princess Magaret Hospital. 送你去玛嘉烈医院吧 1098 01:12:10,36 --> 01:12:11,36 Good... 好呀… 1099 01:12:13,20 --> 01:12:18,71 Oh, no... no... 不要喔… 1100 01:12:20,00 --> 01:12:21,67 Wait a minute, 等等 1101 01:12:23,04 --> 01:12:25,00 are you not feeling well? 你身体是不是有问题呀？ 1102 01:12:25,17 --> 01:12:26,50 Your accent is weird. 口音好古怪 1103 01:12:26,67 --> 01:12:27,88 Are you Chinese as well? 莫非你是同乡？ 1104 01:12:29,05 --> 01:12:29,80 Yes, 是 1105 01:12:29,97 --> 01:12:31,26 I'm half Fujian Chinese, 1/4 Japanese, 我是福建混大阪 1106 01:12:31,43 --> 01:12:32,64 and 1/4 Russian. 再混俄罗斯 1107 01:12:32,80 --> 01:12:33,76 Oh, Fujian, so you are from Mainland! 哦，就是大陆妹啦！ 1108 01:12:33,93 --> 01:12:35,01 Yes, 是 1109 01:12:35,47 --> 01:12:36,89 and... 就是… 1110 01:12:37,27 --> 01:12:39,52 my mouth is stiff from all this blowing, 我吹得嘴巴也僵硬了 1111 01:12:39,73 --> 01:12:41,48 why your willy is still so soft? 怎么它还那么软的？ 1112 01:12:44,36 --> 01:12:46,61 Mario is impotent now... 马利奥已经不行了 1113 01:12:49,15 --> 01:12:51,11 get those "Juice-up Boys" ready. 快叫汁男随时准备 1114 01:12:51,70 --> 01:12:55,12 Mario is impotent now, everyone stands by. 马利奥已经不行，大家随时准备 1115 01:12:57,58 --> 01:12:58,87 Hey, you mainland girl, 喂！大陆妹 1116 01:12:59,08 --> 01:13:00,04 don't bad-mouth me! 你别乱说！ 1117 01:13:00,21 --> 01:13:02,08 I, Mario Ozawa, am the so-called... 我小泽马利奥在这一行堪称出了名的… 1118 01:13:02,25 --> 01:13:03,67 Beefy Bonar. 口软茎硬 1119 01:13:03,92 --> 01:13:05,38 Maybe the problem is yours? 会不会是你有问题？ 1120 01:13:05,59 --> 01:13:08,13 Me? What's my problem? 我？我有什么问题？ 1121 01:13:08,88 --> 01:13:11,51 Maybe your body has a problem? 会不会是你身材有问题呀？ 1122 01:13:11,72 --> 01:13:13,80 What's wrong with my body? 我身材有什么问题？ 1123 01:13:14,47 --> 01:13:17,14 If my body isn't great, 如果我身材有问题 1124 01:13:17,47 --> 01:13:19,77 how can I set foot... 我作为一个福建人 1125 01:13:19,97 --> 01:13:23,31 in the Japanese AV world as a Chinese? 怎样在这个日本AV界立足？ 1126 01:13:23,56 --> 01:13:24,94 You are all wrapped up, how can I see? 说呀？你穿得像粽子一样… 1127 01:13:25,11 --> 01:13:27,86 I bet your front is as flat as your back! 我想你不就是胸部跟背部一样平！ 1128 01:13:28,07 --> 01:13:30,53 My grandma is Russian, 我奶奶是俄罗斯人 1129 01:13:30,74 --> 01:13:33,82 I have a European body! 我的身材是鬼妹的身材！ 1130 01:13:33,99 --> 01:13:35,53 Yea, a 3 years old European? 三岁鬼妹呀？ 1131 01:13:36,62 --> 01:13:38,45 I can tell that... 我看你… 1132 01:13:38,62 --> 01:13:42,41 you won't be convinced unless I show you what I have! 也是不见身材不流眼泪的了 1133 01:13:42,83 --> 01:13:45,00 Let me show you! 让我秀一些本钱给你看！ 1134 01:13:51,13 --> 01:13:52,63 Wow, such huge tits! 真他妈的大波！ 1135 01:13:52,80 --> 01:13:54,05 So, 怎样？ 1136 01:13:54,30 --> 01:13:56,39 is it my problem, 究竟是我的问题 1137 01:13:56,55 --> 01:13:59,31 or yours? 还是你的问题呀？ 1138 01:14:00,77 --> 01:14:02,81 Ok, that's obviously me. 那很明显是我有问题了 1139 01:14:03,48 --> 01:14:04,69 I am so sorry! 我对不起你 1140 01:14:04,98 --> 01:14:06,31 Sorry! 对不起！ 1141 01:14:07,81 --> 01:14:10,23 Well, don't worry, 没关系… 1142 01:14:11,32 --> 01:14:13,49 life is filled with... 人生，总是会有… 1143 01:14:13,65 --> 01:14:16,20 ups and downs. 高潮和低潮的 1144 01:14:16,53 --> 01:14:19,49 When I first started this AV career, 我之前有好几年拍AV 1145 01:14:19,70 --> 01:14:21,04 I had no orgasms, 都没有高潮 1146 01:14:21,29 --> 01:14:25,25 but I walked through this period of dryness all the same. 不也是干巴巴的熬过去了 1147 01:14:25,92 --> 01:14:28,17 Don't you worry, 所以呢，不用怕 1148 01:14:28,38 --> 01:14:30,46 tomorrow is gonna be better! 希望在明天嘛！ 1149 01:14:31,13 --> 01:14:32,59 Thank you very much! 谢谢你！ 1150 01:14:32,84 --> 01:14:33,47 Keep it up! 加油！ 1151 01:14:33,63 --> 01:14:34,63 Yes! 是！ 1152 01:14:35,80 --> 01:14:37,89 Where is the double? Come here quick! 替身呀！开工呀！ 1153 01:14:38,05 --> 01:14:39,80 This one is impotent, 这个性无能的 1154 01:14:39,97 --> 01:14:41,51 it's wasting my time! 浪费我的时间！ 1155 01:14:43,52 --> 01:14:44,85 Are you really impotent? 真的不行呀？ 1156 01:14:45,69 --> 01:14:46,56 Don't worry, 放心 1157 01:14:46,73 --> 01:14:48,19 it's not a problem, 问题不大的 1158 01:14:48,48 --> 01:14:50,02 it's a fucking big trouble! 只是麻烦很大而已 1159 01:14:55,11 --> 01:14:57,16 Today's AV Headline! 今天AV头条！ 1160 01:14:57,53 --> 01:14:58,78 According to informed sources, 知情人士爆料 1161 01:14:58,95 --> 01:15:02,87 after the incident with his-ex, 小泽马利奥自被香港女朋友袭击下体之后 1162 01:15:03,37 --> 01:15:04,70 Even Mario is physically fine, 虽然生理上已经康复 1163 01:15:04,87 --> 01:15:06,83 he has become mentally impotent. 但患上了精神不举 1164 01:15:07,08 --> 01:15:09,67 Now all his AVs close-ups has to be done by doubles. 连拍AV也得用替身 1165 01:15:10,13 --> 01:15:11,63 If the rumors is true, 如果传闻是真的 1166 01:15:11,88 --> 01:15:13,34 it is really worrying. 真的叫人太担心了 1167 01:15:13,55 --> 01:15:15,92 But bad luck can always turn worse. 不过小泽马利奥最近也真的很麻烦 1168 01:15:16,26 --> 01:15:17,43 Recently there is an aspiring AV actor, 因为近期AV界的超新星出道 1169 01:15:17,59 --> 01:15:19,22 who is regarded as Mario's ultimate enemy. 他就是被誉为小泽马利奥劲敌 1170 01:15:19,47 --> 01:15:25,73 He is Naoki Nagasaki, the soul healing beau. 治愈系AV美男-长崎直树 1171 01:15:26,35 --> 01:15:31,40 Now let's see his interview... 我们现在先去看看他的访问… 1172 01:15:35,74 --> 01:15:37,78 Hello everyone, 各位，你们好 1173 01:15:37,95 --> 01:15:39,45 I'm Naoki Nagasaki. 我是长崎直树 1174 01:15:39,61 --> 01:15:41,57 Making female audience happy... 能够令女性观众开心 1175 01:15:41,74 --> 01:15:44,08 is my greatest happiness. 是我最大的幸福呢 1176 01:15:45,08 --> 01:15:50,38 There is a saying about you stealing the style of Mario Ozawa, 有评论说你模仿小泽马利奥 1177 01:15:50,67 --> 01:15:52,46 What do you think? 你怎么看？ 1178 01:15:52,63 --> 01:15:54,00 Mario Ozawa, 小泽马利奥 1179 01:15:54,42 --> 01:15:55,51 well... 这个… 1180 01:15:55,76 --> 01:15:57,59 since we are both from Hong Kong, 既然大家都是香港人 1181 01:15:58,47 --> 01:16:00,26 I now challenge you. 你敢不敢接受挑战？ 1182 01:16:00,93 --> 01:16:04,51 We compete on the sales of our next AV. 我们就用下一部AV的销量来决一胜负 1183 01:16:05,47 --> 01:16:06,81 The one that loses... 如果输掉的话… 1184 01:16:07,10 --> 01:16:08,60 has to acknowledge... 必须承认对方 1185 01:16:08,77 --> 01:16:10,52 the other is "the King of AV"! 就是“男优之王”！ 1186 01:16:11,44 --> 01:16:12,86 Do you accept my challenge? 你敢不敢接受？ 1187 01:16:15,07 --> 01:16:18,24 Naoki Nagasaki is so handsome! 长崎直树真的好有型呀！ 1188 01:16:19,15 --> 01:16:20,11 Amazing! 厉害！ 1189 01:16:20,32 --> 01:16:21,95 Naoki Nagasaki is really amazing! 长崎直树真是厉害！ 1190 01:16:22,16 --> 01:16:24,12 His new AV "Rape the Undead"... 最新AV《乱奸·未亡人》销量数字 1191 01:16:24,28 --> 01:16:26,66 has already beaten Mario's. 已经超过了马利奥！ 1192 01:16:27,12 --> 01:16:27,95 Now let's look into the footage of 我们现在就为大家送上 1193 01:16:28,12 --> 01:16:29,46 this splendid AV. 这部AV的精彩片段 1194 01:16:32,75 --> 01:16:36,75 "Naoki Nagasaki's touching AV debut - Rape the Undead" 1195 01:16:40,72 --> 01:16:41,93 Haruko! 春子… 1196 01:16:44,35 --> 01:16:45,68 Well... 就是… 1197 01:16:46,43 --> 01:16:48,10 We said that... 我们曾经说过 1198 01:16:48,56 --> 01:16:50,31 we would be together forever, 永远在一起 1199 01:16:51,14 --> 01:16:52,44 how can you be so cruel... 但为什么你那么忍心 1200 01:16:52,60 --> 01:16:54,61 and just go like this? 就这样丢下我？ 1201 01:16:55,40 --> 01:16:56,73 Without you, 没了你以后… 1202 01:16:58,07 --> 01:16:59,24 Well... 就是… 1203 01:16:59,90 --> 01:17:02,16 I don't believe in love, 我根本没办法去相信爱 1204 01:17:03,62 --> 01:17:05,87 and I can't love anymore. 也不可以再去爱了 1205 01:17:07,74 --> 01:17:09,75 Kimochiii! “奇摸鸡”！ 1206 01:17:21,92 --> 01:17:22,88 Yes... 是… 1207 01:17:23,22 --> 01:17:24,72 thank you for coming. 你们有心了 1208 01:17:28,89 --> 01:17:30,48 Haruko's death is an accident, 春子的死是一个意外 1209 01:17:30,68 --> 01:17:32,52 please don't blame yourself. 你不要怪责自己了 1210 01:17:34,02 --> 01:17:35,23 Well... 就是… 1211 01:17:36,15 --> 01:17:37,65 if I didn't smoke... 如果不是我带他去撒尿 1212 01:17:37,82 --> 01:17:38,98 while taking her to pee, 只顾着抽烟 1213 01:17:39,19 --> 01:17:40,53 and loosened the leash, 拉他不住… 1214 01:17:42,15 --> 01:17:44,70 she wouldn't be crashed by a lorry... 他绝对不会给那货车辗死！ 1215 01:17:45,32 --> 01:17:47,24 with wheels this fucking big! 那轮胎还他妈的那么大！ 1216 01:17:47,53 --> 01:17:49,91 I love men that are sentimental. 我最喜欢就是多情的男人 1217 01:17:50,62 --> 01:17:52,66 Just his tears have melted me down. 他的眼泪已经将我溶化 1218 01:18:04,63 --> 01:18:06,05 Naoki, 直树… 1219 01:18:06,47 --> 01:18:08,10 - you can cry on my shoulder. - Please don't... 你靠在我个肩膀尽情哭吧　　　不要… 1220 01:18:08,64 --> 01:18:10,68 No... 不要… 1221 01:18:11,31 --> 01:18:12,89 No... 不要… 1222 01:18:13,52 --> 01:18:14,98 No... 不要… 1223 01:18:20,57 --> 01:18:21,69 No... 不要… 1224 01:18:25,91 --> 01:18:28,70 No... 不要… 1225 01:18:29,37 --> 01:18:30,87 Stop there! 站住！ 1226 01:18:34,66 --> 01:18:36,12 If you get out from this door, 如果你走出这个门口 1227 01:18:36,29 --> 01:18:38,25 then Haruko will disappear forever! 春子就会永远消失！ 1228 01:18:40,63 --> 01:18:42,09 If you want to get her back, 想拿回春子 1229 01:18:42,30 --> 01:18:43,92 undress now! 你自己脱衣服吧！ 1230 01:18:44,22 --> 01:18:46,05 Take your clothes off, quick! 快点脱衣服！ 1231 01:18:50,10 --> 01:18:51,64 Hurry up! 快点！ 1232 01:18:52,14 --> 01:18:54,10 Undress from head to toe! 由上至下脱光！ 1233 01:18:54,27 --> 01:18:55,69 Take off your pants! 脱掉裤子！ 1234 01:18:55,94 --> 01:18:57,27 Take off your underpants! 脱掉内裤！ 1235 01:18:57,44 --> 01:18:58,19 Take off your socks! 脱掉袜子！ 1236 01:18:58,35 --> 01:18:59,77 Why do you look like this? 干嘛这样子？ 1237 01:18:59,94 --> 01:19:01,90 Show me your nipples! 给我看你的乳头！ 1238 01:19:02,11 --> 01:19:03,23 Kneel down! 跪下！ 1239 01:19:04,36 --> 01:19:05,78 Smile! 要笑！ 1240 01:19:06,95 --> 01:19:08,11 Dance! 跳舞！ 1241 01:19:23,38 --> 01:19:26,34 I'd rather be run over by this fucking big wheel, 我宁愿给那么大的轮胎辗死的是我 1242 01:19:27,38 --> 01:19:30,97 and you are the one being molested by these three! Haruko! 给那三个女人淫辱的是你呀，春子 1243 01:19:35,02 --> 01:19:39,02 "My life, is like those petals blown by this gale," （我的生命，犹如狂风中的花瓣） 1244 01:19:39,19 --> 01:19:40,06 "frail, and falling." （柔弱、飘零…） 1245 01:19:40,23 --> 01:19:40,73 "Naoki Nagasaki" （长崎直树） 1246 01:19:40,90 --> 01:19:42,98 Ok! I will take the challenge! 好！替我答应他！ 1247 01:19:43,98 --> 01:19:44,98 No fucking way. 他妈的不行 1248 01:19:45,15 --> 01:19:46,65 You dick is fucking limp! 你真的他妈的不行嘛！ 1249 01:19:46,99 --> 01:19:48,28 I have to do it no matter what. 不行也得行 1250 01:19:48,99 --> 01:19:49,82 I have to do something... 我要做一件 1251 01:19:49,99 --> 01:19:51,78 fucking unforgettable! 我一辈子都会记得的事 1252 01:19:52,03 --> 01:19:53,70 Why don't you go fuck the security guard outside? 那你不去操门外的护卫员？ 1253 01:19:57,16 --> 01:19:58,79 I think of someone suddenly. 我突然间想起一个人 1254 01:19:59,04 --> 01:20:00,17 With this person, 找到她 1255 01:20:00,33 --> 01:20:01,08 everything will be fine! 那就行了！ 1256 01:20:01,25 --> 01:20:02,04 Great! 好！ 1257 01:20:02,21 --> 01:20:04,00 I will find this person for you! 我无论如何都帮你找她回来！ 1258 01:20:05,05 --> 01:20:06,67 It wouldn't be the security guard, would it? 不会真的是门外那护卫员吧？ 1259 01:20:07,51 --> 01:20:10,22 This woman was the AV goddess in my adolescence. 这个女人，是我青春期AV的女神 1260 01:20:10,38 --> 01:20:12,85 When I was young, I have jerked off for her... 少年的我，为她打落了无数架飞机 1261 01:20:13,01 --> 01:20:14,31 thousands of times. 成为空战英雄 1262 01:20:14,51 --> 01:20:17,14 She enlightened me in sex... 她简直是我对性爱的启蒙老师 1263 01:20:17,35 --> 01:20:20,81 and was the pin-up of so many other boys in Hong Kong... 也是好多香港空战英雄的偶像 1264 01:20:21,56 --> 01:20:22,56 Ladies and gentlemen... 各位观众… 1265 01:20:22,73 --> 01:20:24,07 Maiko Yuki! 夕树舞子 1266 01:20:37,04 --> 01:20:39,21 The condition of Ozawa-san, I have got it. 小泽先生的情况，我明白了 1267 01:20:39,87 --> 01:20:41,92 How long do you need then? 那你需要多少时间呢？ 1268 01:20:43,21 --> 01:20:45,71 Long enough to make a tea. 给我一杯茶的时间 1269 01:20:50,55 --> 01:20:53,05 Men's sexual excitement... 男人的性兴奋 1270 01:20:53,22 --> 01:20:54,89 actually comes from their brain, 是源自大脑 1271 01:20:55,47 --> 01:20:58,06 rather than their bottom half. 不是源自下半身 1272 01:20:58,89 --> 01:21:00,27 If there is a problem, 如果出现问题 1273 01:21:00,48 --> 01:21:02,40 the best way to solve... 最佳解决方法 1274 01:21:02,90 --> 01:21:04,19 is to look into his memories. 是追本逆源 1275 01:21:04,36 --> 01:21:07,11 To find out what actually made him hard in his adolescence, 找回他成长期令他兴奋的目标 1276 01:21:07,44 --> 01:21:08,99 in order to provoke an erection again. 令他重新起动 1277 01:22:06,38 --> 01:22:07,92 I feel so bad! 好辛苦！ 1278 01:22:11,46 --> 01:22:12,80 Are you alright? 没事吗？ 1279 01:22:13,47 --> 01:22:14,47 Ozawa-san, 小泽先生 1280 01:22:14,63 --> 01:22:17,89 you have to hang in there, the doctor is coming! 你要坚持，医生很快就来了 1281 01:22:18,68 --> 01:22:20,10 I feel really bad! 好辛苦！ 1282 01:22:30,48 --> 01:22:31,48 Why? 怎么了？ 1283 01:22:31,98 --> 01:22:33,99 Your heartbeat is very strange. 小泽先生，你的心跳好奇怪 1284 01:23:01,64 --> 01:23:02,77 I'm dying! 好辛苦！ 1285 01:23:02,93 --> 01:23:04,43 Are you okay? 没事吗？ 1286 01:23:05,31 --> 01:23:06,85 What's going on? 发生了什么事？ 1287 01:23:07,02 --> 01:23:08,06 Why? 怎么了？ 1288 01:23:08,23 --> 01:23:09,44 What? 什么？ 1289 01:23:09,86 --> 01:23:11,36 Are you okay? 你没事吗？ 1290 01:23:12,11 --> 01:23:14,44 My chest is in pain! 我的胸口好痛喔 1291 01:23:15,19 --> 01:23:16,99 Can you rub some oil on it? 你替我擦点油吧 1292 01:23:17,15 --> 01:23:18,03 Please rub some oil, 擦点油麻烦你 1293 01:23:18,20 --> 01:23:20,37 especially on my nipples! 擦在乳头上就最好了 1294 01:23:20,87 --> 01:23:24,37 I'm sorry, even oil won't help in your case. 对不起，如果是这样擦油也没用 1295 01:23:27,46 --> 01:23:28,58 These? 这个 1296 01:23:29,04 --> 01:23:30,54 You have to hang in there! 振作呀！ 1297 01:23:30,96 --> 01:23:32,71 Hang in there! 振作呀！ 1298 01:23:33,21 --> 01:23:35,26 Hang in there! 振作呀！ 1299 01:23:35,51 --> 01:23:37,30 Hang in there! 振作呀！ 1300 01:23:41,30 --> 01:23:43,85 I have brought his cock back into life, 我虽然令他起死回生 1301 01:23:44,43 --> 01:23:46,93 but in order to have it bigger, stronger and harder, 但是要他变回生龙活虎，比以前还厉害 1302 01:23:47,85 --> 01:23:50,52 you have to seek a more experienced master. 还是需要更加厉害的高人帮他 1303 01:23:58,36 --> 01:23:59,86 Hello? Where are you now? 喂，你在哪儿？ 1304 01:24:00,28 --> 01:24:02,58 Why do you have me to come to this warehouse? 忽然叫我来这个货仓做什么呀？ 1305 01:24:02,74 --> 01:24:05,08 I think that you should get back up from where you fell. 我觉得你在港女手上跌倒 1306 01:24:05,24 --> 01:24:07,71 Your ex is from Hong Kong, 就应该从港女手上站起来！ 1307 01:24:08,04 --> 01:24:10,00 that's why I've specially sent you... 所以我专诚为你速递了 1308 01:24:10,21 --> 01:24:12,08 this Hong Kong No.1 hooker to help you. 香港首屈一指的本地鸡来日本呢 1309 01:24:37,61 --> 01:24:40,36 Even the Golden Chicken offers a takeaway to Japan? 金鸡也有外送服务到日本？ 1310 01:24:40,74 --> 01:24:43,78 Hi, boss, I'm Kam. 老板，我不就是阿金啰 1311 01:24:43,95 --> 01:24:46,04 I have always wanted to open the international market, 我一直想打开国际市场 1312 01:24:46,20 --> 01:24:48,00 and you have made my dream comes true today! 今天终于可以实现到了 1313 01:24:48,16 --> 01:24:50,75 Thank you very much! Nice to meet you! 谢谢你，请多多指教！ 1314 01:24:51,00 --> 01:24:52,79 Miss Hatoyama has already told me everything about you. 鸠山小姐已经全告诉我了 1315 01:24:52,96 --> 01:24:54,63 Don't worry, I never miss. 你放心吧，我绝不失手 1316 01:24:54,79 --> 01:24:58,30 Hong Kong customers always enjoy my company. 香港人对我特别有亲切感的 1317 01:24:58,80 --> 01:25:00,59 I can assure that you can... 我包你可以… 1318 01:25:03,14 --> 01:25:04,80 shoot through the ozone layer. 射爆大气层 1319 01:25:05,68 --> 01:25:08,06 I am so happy to be here, it's my first business trip! 我好开心呀，第一次出来公干！ 1320 01:25:08,22 --> 01:25:10,02 I am really happy! 我真的好开心呀！ 1321 01:25:12,48 --> 01:25:14,27 Thank you very much! 是，谢谢 1322 01:25:14,65 --> 01:25:15,65 Let's start then, boss? 那我开始了，老板 1323 01:25:15,82 --> 01:25:16,40 Great... 好啊… 1324 01:25:16,57 --> 01:25:17,36 Do you want a girlfriend's touch? 要不要女朋友感觉？ 1325 01:25:17,53 --> 01:25:18,32 Please don't! 千万不要 1326 01:25:18,48 --> 01:25:20,65 My condition is caused by my ex, I hate her. 我女朋友害成我这样，我好恨她 1327 01:25:20,82 --> 01:25:21,82 Okay. 好 1328 01:25:26,70 --> 01:25:28,95 Just by looking I know he had a very miserable past. 我一看就知他有一段伤心的往事 1329 01:25:29,12 --> 01:25:29,66 Very miserable! 非常伤心！ 1330 01:25:29,83 --> 01:25:31,41 Let me have a talk with him! 我先跟他聊聊天 1331 01:25:44,18 --> 01:25:45,89 I'm afraid I have to use some ice and fire! 看来我也要用冰火了！ 1332 01:25:46,14 --> 01:25:49,85 Wow, do you really have to use such lethal weapons on me? 不用出动那么大杀伤力武器对付我吧？ 1333 01:25:50,10 --> 01:25:51,68 Difficult times call for harsh measures, 非常时期用非常方法嘛 1334 01:25:51,85 --> 01:25:52,85 I learnt this from Andy Lau. 刘德华教的 1335 01:25:53,02 --> 01:25:55,77 Fuck you, Andy Lau, it's all your fault. 那混蛋刘德华，这次给他害惨了 1336 01:26:17,63 --> 01:26:18,63 It's getting so hot. 热死人了 1337 01:26:18,79 --> 01:26:21,05 Why are you still hard and haven't shot yet? 怎么你那么固执，这样都不射？ 1338 01:26:21,55 --> 01:26:22,13 I have no choice... 不行了 1339 01:26:22,30 --> 01:26:25,01 but to go for turbocharging and top-spinning! 我要出涡轮增压，爆旋陀螺！ 1340 01:26:58,88 --> 01:27:01,46 The Golden Chicken is famous for a reason! 金鸡果然名不虚传！ 1341 01:27:01,63 --> 01:27:04,42 Now you have shot through to the Galaxy. 看来，你已经射出了银河系 1342 01:27:04,92 --> 01:27:06,59 With the power you have now, 依你现在的功力 1343 01:27:06,80 --> 01:27:08,59 you can take whatever challenges that come your way. 可以接受任何挑战 1344 01:27:09,85 --> 01:27:11,01 Remember, 你要记住 1345 01:27:11,18 --> 01:27:12,64 you are a Hong Konger, 你是香港人 1346 01:27:13,02 --> 01:27:15,60 and the core value of we Hong Kongers is... 香港人的核心价值就是… 1347 01:27:16,23 --> 01:27:19,27 no matter how hard is the circumstance, we have to be... 遇到任何挫折，都一定要… 1348 01:27:20,31 --> 01:27:21,44 HARDER! 硬！ 1349 01:27:27,11 --> 01:27:29,53 King of AV Battle The live show of the " King of AV Battle" between... 当今两大最受迎的AV男优 1350 01:27:30,12 --> 01:27:32,70 Mario Ozawa and Naoki Nagasaki, 小泽马利奥和长崎直树的… 1351 01:27:32,99 --> 01:27:36,33 the two most popular AV actors, “男优王者大对决”直播 1352 01:27:36,87 --> 01:27:38,04 has now began! 现在正式开始！ 1353 01:27:43,34 --> 01:27:44,42 Mario Ozawa, 小泽马利奥 1354 01:27:44,59 --> 01:27:46,63 today I will defeat you in front of everyone. 我今天就要在全世界面前打败你！ 1355 01:27:47,47 --> 01:27:48,47 If you lose, 如果你输了 1356 01:27:48,63 --> 01:27:49,76 you will have to kneel down... 你要在电视机面前 1357 01:27:49,93 --> 01:27:51,26 in front of all the audience, 向所有观众下跪 1358 01:27:51,43 --> 01:27:53,93 and acknowledge my position as the true King of AV. 承认我，才是真正的“男优之王” 1359 01:27:54,81 --> 01:27:57,10 Listen, you fucking Louis Koo of Jiangmen, 你这个江门古天乐，我跟你说呀 1360 01:27:57,31 --> 01:28:00,31 I haven't even sued you for stealing my signature style. 你抄袭我卖点这件事我都还未跟你算帐 1361 01:28:00,48 --> 01:28:01,06 You will see, 好！ 1362 01:28:01,23 --> 01:28:03,52 today I have to show everyone in Japan, 今天我就让全日本人知道 1363 01:28:03,69 --> 01:28:06,53 who is the cutest. 谁才是最可爱的！ 1364 01:28:07,24 --> 01:28:08,82 Today's victory is decided by... 今天这场AV男优对决 1365 01:28:09,57 --> 01:28:11,20 the two AV actors' new releases, 将会以两位男优最新推出 1366 01:28:11,37 --> 01:28:13,62 which hit the stores today. 在今天开卖的AV新作销量决胜负 1367 01:28:13,83 --> 01:28:17,16 For the sake of the professional legitimacy, 而为了增加专业认受性 1368 01:28:17,33 --> 01:28:19,50 we have invited their master, 当然要请来他们的师傅 1369 01:28:19,92 --> 01:28:22,46 the Super AV actor... 殿堂级AV男优 1370 01:28:22,63 --> 01:28:26,88 Mr. Taka Kato to be our judge! 加藤鹰先生作专业评判 1371 01:28:28,22 --> 01:28:29,84 "Goldfinger." 1372 01:28:30,47 --> 01:28:31,59 "Taka Kato" 加藤鹰先生 1373 01:28:31,76 --> 01:28:33,60 Master Taka Kato, 1374 01:28:34,18 --> 01:28:38,35 what do you think about this battle? 你怎么看这次两位徒弟的对决呢？ 1375 01:28:38,60 --> 01:28:41,69 They are both my beloved pupils. 他们俩都是我爱徒 1376 01:28:42,52 --> 01:28:45,23 One is like my left fingers, 真的左手手指又是肉 1377 01:28:45,44 --> 01:28:47,69 the other is the right. 右手手指也是肉 1378 01:28:48,57 --> 01:28:52,61 It's like my left and right fingers are fighting to each other. 我觉得是自己的左手和右手的决战 1379 01:28:53,45 --> 01:28:57,24 The two contestants have things to say again. 两位男优又有话要发表 1380 01:28:57,54 --> 01:28:58,66 Oh, you think you are unbeatable? 真看不过眼你那么帅 1381 01:28:58,83 --> 01:29:00,37 Great, let's raise the bet, 好，就跟你拚了 1382 01:29:00,54 --> 01:29:03,04 whoever loses today has to suck... 如果今天谁输了，就要含我们师傅… 1383 01:29:03,21 --> 01:29:04,84 our master Kato-san's... 加藤鹰“神之手” 1384 01:29:05,00 --> 01:29:05,88 Goldfingers! 的手指！ 1385 01:29:06,05 --> 01:29:06,67 Ha! 靠！ 1386 01:29:06,84 --> 01:29:07,88 You Nick Cheung lookalike, 你这个翻版张家辉 1387 01:29:08,05 --> 01:29:08,96 it's just sucking, no big deal! 含而已，谁怕谁 1388 01:29:09,13 --> 01:29:11,13 You're wrong. 那你就错了 1389 01:29:11,30 --> 01:29:14,18 Even a 30 years old fish chopping board... 一块砧板，就算切了三十年刺身 1390 01:29:14,35 --> 01:29:16,72 would have some smell, and now we are talking about... 都会有点腥味吧？更何况… 1391 01:29:17,56 --> 01:29:19,39 Kato-san's fingers! 加藤鹰的手指唷！ 1392 01:29:20,93 --> 01:29:22,64 His fingers are so yours! 你等着含吧！ 1393 01:29:23,40 --> 01:29:27,36 I already have the two AVs with me. 我手上已经有小泽和长崎的新作 1394 01:29:28,03 --> 01:29:29,15 Great, let's see! 去吧！ 1395 01:29:37,49 --> 01:29:41,04 "The Horny Spirits" 1396 01:30:20,20 --> 01:30:21,45 This one is so ugly! 丑成这样！ 1397 01:30:37,47 --> 01:30:38,89 This one is actually cute! 好可爱呢！ 1398 01:30:41,97 --> 01:30:44,39 Mister, we would like to... 先生，我们几姊妹希望… 1399 01:30:44,69 --> 01:30:47,73 suck the essence out of your dick, 吸收先生身体的精华 1400 01:30:47,90 --> 01:30:51,36 so as to wet our souls, 帮我们的灵魂补湿 1401 01:30:51,57 --> 01:30:53,82 and get on to another world. 让我们得以超渡 1402 01:30:54,53 --> 01:30:56,16 Hey, your nipple slips! 等等，你走光喔！ 1403 01:30:56,32 --> 01:30:57,57 It's okay! 没关系！ 1404 01:31:20,22 --> 01:31:21,22 Power, 临 1405 01:31:21,89 --> 01:31:23,18 Energy, 兵 1406 01:31:23,72 --> 01:31:24,85 Harmony, 斗 1407 01:31:25,52 --> 01:31:26,56 Healing, 者 1408 01:31:26,85 --> 01:31:27,39 Intuition, 皆 1409 01:31:27,56 --> 01:31:28,31 Awareness, 阵 1410 01:31:28,48 --> 01:31:29,19 Dimension, 裂 1411 01:31:29,35 --> 01:31:30,56 Creation, 在 1412 01:31:32,69 --> 01:31:33,73 Absolute! 前 1413 01:31:41,03 --> 01:31:43,12 See you in the next life! 我们来生再见 1414 01:31:52,29 --> 01:31:55,01 He is so amazing, it's really surprising! 真的没想到，太有惊喜了 1415 01:31:56,26 --> 01:32:00,55 Naoki has put Ying and Yang together, 长崎竟然想到以男女阴阳调和 1416 01:32:01,14 --> 01:32:04,18 his touch with the underworld... 破了人类和幽灵的界限 1417 01:32:04,85 --> 01:32:07,85 has pushed AV up to a philosophical level! 将AV提升到一个哲学的层次 1418 01:32:09,52 --> 01:32:10,81 Thank you! 谢谢！ 1419 01:32:11,90 --> 01:32:13,19 Thank you! 谢谢！ 1420 01:32:15,40 --> 01:32:17,40 Our Naoki is a sure win. 我们长崎一定会赢 1421 01:32:17,78 --> 01:32:19,40 Why don't you just give up now? 你们不如早点认输吧 1422 01:32:21,78 --> 01:32:25,24 I am really worried now, but... 我现在真的好担心呀，可是… 1423 01:32:26,12 --> 01:32:27,37 fuck you anyway! 操你呀！ 1424 01:32:28,41 --> 01:32:31,96 With the comment of Master Kato, 刚刚加藤先生的评语一出 1425 01:32:32,17 --> 01:32:33,59 the sales of Naoki's 长崎直树的新作 1426 01:32:33,79 --> 01:32:35,55 The Horny Spirits is shooting up high. 《超渡淫灵》的销量直线上升 1427 01:32:41,34 --> 01:32:42,51 I can already picture your face when... 我现在已经幻想到 1428 01:32:42,68 --> 01:32:45,85 you are sucking the Goldfingers of Kato-san, 一会儿你捉住加藤鹰双手，含着的样子 1429 01:32:46,14 --> 01:32:48,18 and that's really cute! 真的很可爱呢！ 1430 01:32:48,64 --> 01:32:49,60 Fuck! 靠！ 1431 01:32:53,44 --> 01:32:56,65 So what kind of topic has Mario chosen, 不知小泽又会以什么题材迎战 1432 01:32:56,82 --> 01:33:00,11 and can he really beat Naoki? 又可不可以胜过长崎呢？ 1433 01:33:00,28 --> 01:33:01,53 Master Kato, 加藤先生 1434 01:33:01,74 --> 01:33:04,32 let's watch it now! 我们还是快点看看小泽的新作吧！ 1435 01:33:05,08 --> 01:33:05,91 Let's go! 去吧！ 1436 01:33:09,62 --> 01:33:11,62 "Superman Ozawa - Saving the Earth" 1437 01:33:12,12 --> 01:33:15,92 The Earth is like an innocent girl in the Universe, 地球在宇宙中就好像一个无辜少女 1438 01:33:16,13 --> 01:33:18,59 it has always been molested by aliens and monsters. 经常给来自外星的怪兽蹂躏 1439 01:33:18,80 --> 01:33:20,76 Usually, it happens only once a week, 通常呢，就一星期一次 1440 01:33:20,92 --> 01:33:23,64 as the series of Superman is only broadcasted once a week. 因为超人片集就是一星期播一次的 1441 01:33:23,93 --> 01:33:25,47 This time is the worst, 这一次就最离谱了 1442 01:33:25,64 --> 01:33:27,31 as there are so many monsters. 因为怪兽好多 1443 01:33:27,47 --> 01:33:28,52 Too many of them. 好多只 1444 01:34:12,68 --> 01:34:13,81 Yamete! “吔咩爹”！ 1445 01:34:13,98 --> 01:34:15,19 Yamete! “吔咩爹”！ 1446 01:34:21,94 --> 01:34:23,20 At this moment, 这个时候… 1447 01:34:23,40 --> 01:34:24,20 these useless Earth Defenders, 真他妈的没用 1448 01:34:24,36 --> 01:34:27,66 who've never defeated any monsters, appear! 没一次够怪兽打的地球保卫队出动了！ 1449 01:34:27,82 --> 01:34:30,08 Well, the monsters have lost their minds! 这个…那些怪兽都他妈的疯了 1450 01:34:37,13 --> 01:34:38,46 See? 看看看 1451 01:34:38,67 --> 01:34:41,71 These scumbags only irritate the monsters every time, 这些白痴每次都只会激怒怪兽 1452 01:34:41,88 --> 01:34:43,63 it's even a waste time to scold them! 简直是操他都嫌费事 1453 01:34:44,42 --> 01:34:45,55 I've just been told... 刚刚收到消息 1454 01:34:45,72 --> 01:34:47,80 all our troops've been defeated by the monsters! 我们的部队都给怪兽击落了！ 1455 01:34:47,97 --> 01:34:49,51 Oh no, we can't hold this any longer... 我们支持不下去了… 1456 01:34:49,68 --> 01:34:52,31 Superman Ozawa, the world's peace is in your hands! 地球的和平还是要靠你了，小泽超人！ 1457 01:34:52,60 --> 01:34:53,43 Which episode isn't like that? 其实有哪一个礼拜不是这样？ 1458 01:34:53,60 --> 01:34:54,69 Why do you repeat every time? 你说来干吗？ 1459 01:34:57,90 --> 01:34:58,73 You fucking monsters, 你们这些王八蛋 1460 01:34:58,90 --> 01:34:59,90 why are you here on earth? 他妈的来地球做什么？ 1461 01:35:01,57 --> 01:35:02,82 What a stupid question! 那还用问？ 1462 01:35:03,07 --> 01:35:04,03 To destroy the earth, 来毁灭地球 1463 01:35:04,19 --> 01:35:05,90 and most importantly...shopping! 他妈的不用血拚呀？ 1464 01:35:07,41 --> 01:35:08,78 What a bastard! Let me kill you first. 好，先杀你这个王八蛋！ 1465 01:35:13,70 --> 01:35:15,33 Invading the earth just for shopping? 来日本不血拚还干吗？ 1466 01:35:15,79 --> 01:35:16,50 You big evil! 那么凶啊 1467 01:35:16,67 --> 01:35:18,08 Let me tear off your ears! 让我把你的耳朵扭下来 1468 01:35:20,96 --> 01:35:22,13 Oh why are you here? 怎么会是你呀？ 1469 01:35:22,38 --> 01:35:24,05 I make an appearance to support you! 我特地出镜支持你的！ 1470 01:35:25,67 --> 01:35:27,43 Why do you wear a wig? 平常为什么戴假发呀？ 1471 01:35:28,26 --> 01:35:29,34 I've actually been wearing it all this time. 其实我是戴假发的 1472 01:35:29,51 --> 01:35:30,80 What the fuck! You lie to me? 你这混蛋，骗我？ 1473 01:35:31,10 --> 01:35:31,97 Get lost! 走呀！ 1474 01:35:32,14 --> 01:35:33,18 Superman Ozawa takes a move, 小泽超人一出手 1475 01:35:33,35 --> 01:35:35,98 and throws Monster Hatoyama so far... 就把鸠山怪兽扔到很远… 1476 01:35:37,06 --> 01:35:40,19 You are not human either, why you don't let us destroy? 你又不是地球人，为什么不让我们破坏？ 1477 01:35:48,70 --> 01:35:49,95 The monsters start to pounce on and... 这群怪兽一涌而上 1478 01:35:50,12 --> 01:35:51,12 gang bully Superman Ozawa 人多欺负人少 1479 01:35:51,28 --> 01:35:52,41 and attack Superman Ozawa. 围殴小泽超人 1480 01:35:52,58 --> 01:35:54,08 Oh no, 原来不是 1481 01:35:54,24 --> 01:35:56,29 they are actually molesting him. 是围着非礼小泽超人才对 1482 01:35:56,46 --> 01:35:57,79 These monsters are real perverts, 这些怪兽，非常好色 1483 01:35:57,96 --> 01:35:59,79 surfing their hands on Superman Ozawa. 对小泽超人上下其手 1484 01:35:59,96 --> 01:36:04,25 Look, they are touching his nipples! 他们调戏小泽超人两颗乳头 1485 01:36:04,42 --> 01:36:06,30 Wow, now's his balls! 还猴子偷桃！ 1486 01:36:07,38 --> 01:36:08,80 Fuck you all, my mask! 操你妈的，全都歪掉了 1487 01:36:08,97 --> 01:36:09,84 Take my beam... 还是那招… 1488 01:36:10,01 --> 01:36:13,97 Beam! Beam! Beam! 招、招、招… 1489 01:36:15,02 --> 01:36:16,35 Superman Ozawa, let me ask you, 小泽超人，我问你… 1490 01:36:16,60 --> 01:36:19,35 what's so great about the Earth that you want to protect? 到底地球有啥好，值得你去保护？ 1491 01:36:19,52 --> 01:36:20,31 I don't know! 我他妈的怎会知道 1492 01:36:20,48 --> 01:36:22,23 I'm a Superman, protecting the Earth is my job! 我是超人，就要保护地球啦！ 1493 01:36:22,69 --> 01:36:25,15 Don't chitchat anymore, kill him now! 别跟他啰唆，先消灭他！ 1494 01:36:25,32 --> 01:36:26,15 Oh fuck! 靠！ 1495 01:36:26,32 --> 01:36:28,82 Superman Ozawa, you have fucked up our Earth! 小泽超人，地球这趟给你害死了 1496 01:36:28,99 --> 01:36:29,99 Ah! You fucking bastard! I'm fed up with you! 你这混蛋，我真的忍你好久了 1497 01:36:30,16 --> 01:36:32,74 All you do is talk, why don't you come down and fight? 你整天在指指点点，你下来打呀！ 1498 01:36:33,12 --> 01:36:35,41 You motherfucker! Just staying up high! 操你妈的，整天只在上而坐着！ 1499 01:36:35,66 --> 01:36:36,95 Fuck you! 王八蛋，操你呀！ 1500 01:36:37,12 --> 01:36:38,33 Why are you saying? 你说这些？ 1501 01:36:38,50 --> 01:36:39,92 Wait a minute, actually "fuck" will do! 等等，操你是行得通的 1502 01:38:35,45 --> 01:38:38,03 The real key to conquer women... 原来令女人最受用的秘技 1503 01:38:38,20 --> 01:38:40,16 is actually romance and care, 是男人的浪漫和细心 1504 01:38:40,45 --> 01:38:42,37 and the real G-spot... 最令女人融化的G点 1505 01:38:42,54 --> 01:38:43,75 is a woman's heart, 是在心里 1506 01:38:43,91 --> 01:38:45,67 not down there. 而不在那某处 1507 01:38:45,92 --> 01:38:48,79 Superman Ozawa, you've got my total respect! 小泽超人，我真他妈的佩服你！ 1508 01:39:43,10 --> 01:39:46,60 Mario's AV has not only got out of the Earth, 小泽的AV不只冲出了地球 1509 01:39:46,81 --> 01:39:48,69 it has reached the end of the Universe, 有去到宇宙的胸襟 1510 01:39:49,27 --> 01:39:52,86 he also expressed the human's will of living in harmony... 表达了人类渴望和外星人和平相处 1511 01:39:53,69 --> 01:39:57,24 or even reproduce with aliens. 甚至合体的愿望 1512 01:39:57,74 --> 01:40:02,12 This is one level higher than Naoki's. 比长崎的又再推上一个层次 1513 01:40:02,74 --> 01:40:05,54 Monsters will no longer pose threat to human, 人类以后不会再怕怪兽 1514 01:40:05,70 --> 01:40:08,71 the more they come, the more we fuck. 真是来一只，操一只 1515 01:40:09,79 --> 01:40:11,67 Mario's AV... 小泽的AV 1516 01:40:12,38 --> 01:40:15,88 has driven out our fear for monsters in all these years. 完全驱除了多年来我们对怪兽的恐惧 1517 01:40:16,55 --> 01:40:20,14 Here comes the official sales record. 最新消息，有正式销量宣布 1518 01:40:20,30 --> 01:40:23,05 Mario Ozawa's AV is ranked No.1 in sales. 小泽的AV荣登销量第一 1519 01:40:24,72 --> 01:40:26,73 It's a crushing defeat for Naoki Nagasaki! 彻底击败长崎！ 1520 01:40:36,74 --> 01:40:38,19 It's impossible! 不可能的！ 1521 01:40:40,16 --> 01:40:41,57 It's impossible! 不可能的！ 1522 01:40:42,20 --> 01:40:43,74 I officially declare that, 我现在正式宣布… 1523 01:40:44,58 --> 01:40:49,00 in this King of AV Battle, the winner is... 这次的AV男优王者大对决，胜出的是… 1524 01:40:49,54 --> 01:40:52,00 Mario Ozawa! 小泽马利奥！ 1525 01:41:01,09 --> 01:41:04,43 Enough crying. Come down quick and kneel down before me! 够了，快点下来跪下吧 1526 01:41:23,78 --> 01:41:26,20 Kneel down please! 请你下跪吧！ 1527 01:41:34,54 --> 01:41:36,96 Get down now! 跪呀！ 1528 01:41:48,35 --> 01:41:51,18 Suck it! 含呀！ 1529 01:42:24,63 --> 01:42:25,89 Aren't you serious? 不是吧兄弟？ 1530 01:42:26,14 --> 01:42:27,64 That's it? 这样就想过关？ 1531 01:42:29,31 --> 01:42:30,52 What? 干嘛啦？ 1532 01:42:30,68 --> 01:42:31,89 It's just for a TV programme, 拍电视节目而已 1533 01:42:32,06 --> 01:42:33,18 why are you so serious? 用不着那么认真吧 1534 01:42:33,35 --> 01:42:34,73 Such an idiot! 真傻逼！ 1535 01:42:35,31 --> 01:42:36,77 Wow, you fucking liar! 你这混蛋！ 1536 01:42:40,69 --> 01:42:43,86 The humiliation I've suffered today, 我今日所受的屈辱，将来… 1537 01:42:45,41 --> 01:42:47,53 you will have to pay me back in a 100 times in the future! 一定要你百倍奉还 1538 01:42:52,54 --> 01:42:53,62 Of course! 赢了啦！ 1539 01:42:53,79 --> 01:42:54,25 Ah! We won! 当然啦 1540 01:42:54,41 --> 01:42:55,92 We won! 赢了啦！ 1541 01:42:56,88 --> 01:42:57,92 Are you happy now? 很开心吧？ 1542 01:42:58,63 --> 01:42:59,71 By the way... 说点正经的… 1543 01:43:00,04 --> 01:43:02,05 have you ever watched my AVs and touched yourself? 你有没有试过看我的AV打飞机呢？ 1544 01:43:02,84 --> 01:43:05,05 No, of course not! 没有，当然没有啦！ 1545 01:43:05,55 --> 01:43:06,89 Why you seem so nervous? 答得那么害羞？ 1546 01:43:07,34 --> 01:43:09,14 Hell no, I don't! 他妈的神经病，当然没有！ 1547 01:43:10,05 --> 01:43:11,56 Are you a woman? 你是不是女人来的？ 1548 01:43:20,90 --> 01:43:21,90 Hello! 你好！ 1549 01:43:22,11 --> 01:43:25,57 Mario Ozawa! 小泽马利奥！ 1550 01:43:27,74 --> 01:43:29,37 Here, one each, 别废话，一人一只呀！ 1551 01:43:29,53 --> 01:43:30,33 they have all been signed! 都签名了！ 1552 01:43:30,49 --> 01:43:31,33 Thank you! 谢谢！ 1553 01:43:31,49 --> 01:43:32,54 From now on, 从今天开始 1554 01:43:32,70 --> 01:43:34,70 we only sell originals here! 我们这里只卖正版DVD ! 1555 01:43:36,75 --> 01:43:38,96 I was going to shut this shop down this month, 真走运，我这里本来也关门了 1556 01:43:39,17 --> 01:43:41,00 thanks to this idiot, he is taking over. 但他真屌丝，接手了 1557 01:43:41,34 --> 01:43:42,75 That's called being persistent. 屌丝是好的 1558 01:43:43,17 --> 01:43:44,38 Someone said to me once, 曾经有人跟我说过 1559 01:43:44,55 --> 01:43:45,92 we Hong Kongers, 我们是香港人… 1560 01:43:46,09 --> 01:43:47,76 no matter how hard is the circumstance, 无论遇到什么挫折也好 1561 01:43:47,93 --> 01:43:49,30 we have to be HARDER! 一定要硬！ 1562 01:43:49,47 --> 01:43:50,93 HARDER! 要硬！ 1563 01:43:51,10 --> 01:43:52,43 If we keep being tough and hard, 只要我们够硬… 1564 01:43:52,93 --> 01:43:54,93 no one can beat us! 就没人可以动我们了！ 1565 01:44:00,27 --> 01:44:04,57 My love... My love... My love... 哥儿哥儿哥儿哥儿哥～～ 1566 01:44:07,28 --> 01:44:08,45 My... 哥～～～ 1567 01:44:08,61 --> 01:44:11,24 Now you are an "Impressionism AV Actor"! 你现在是“现象级男优”呀 1568 01:44:12,24 --> 01:44:13,45 Too much hand movements... 手真多… 1569 01:44:13,79 --> 01:44:14,74 What are your hands doing? 你双手在干什么？ 1570 01:44:14,91 --> 01:44:16,79 Just can't stand it... Can't stand it... 忍不住…忍不住… 1571 01:44:16,96 --> 01:44:19,67 Chotto Ma Te Yo Love... Chotto Ma Te Yo爱心… 1572 01:44:31,18 --> 01:44:32,51 Had he shot, 如果他射了 1573 01:44:32,72 --> 01:44:34,97 a rubber band would be added on his wrist. 就可以圈一根橡皮筋在手上 1574 01:44:35,27 --> 01:44:37,77 Since he hasn't shot yet, he doesn't have any now. 现在他还没射，所以没有橡皮筋 1575 01:44:42,56 --> 01:44:46,40 Hello, I'm a fortune teller from China, 你好，我是中国来的神算 1576 01:44:46,57 --> 01:44:48,57 nicknamed "Get-It-All-Wrong" fortune teller. 绰号“人算不如天算” 1577 01:44:48,74 --> 01:44:51,49 My real name is Chan Ho-Sun, you can call me Peter. 真名是陈可辛，你可以叫我Peter 1578 01:44:52,03 --> 01:44:53,20 Mr. Peter Peter老师 1579 01:44:53,45 --> 01:44:54,66 ain't I handsome? 是不是很帅？ 1580 01:44:54,87 --> 01:44:58,16 Mr. Ozawa, please punish me physically! 小泽老师，请你体罚我吧！ 1581 01:45:00,67 --> 01:45:01,54 Wow! 哗！ 1582 01:45:02,71 --> 01:45:04,21 What is this? 搞什么？! 1583 01:45:04,88 --> 01:45:05,84 What is happening? 发生什么事？ 1584 01:45:06,00 --> 01:45:07,17 Your daughter is so fucked up! 你女儿真混蛋 1585 01:45:07,34 --> 01:45:09,51 Grabbing my hand to squeeze her boob, she's crossed the line! 抓我的手，捏她的胸，成何体统！ 1586 01:45:11,38 --> 01:45:13,93 She's crossed the line? What about me? 她那么过份？有没有我这么过份呀？ 1587 01:45:14,10 --> 01:45:16,35 Wow! What do you want? Wow! 哗！你想怎样呀？哗！ 1588 01:45:25,73 --> 01:45:27,48 Thank you! 谢谢 1589 01:45:36,20 --> 01:45:38,83 Thank you everyone! 谢谢大家！ 1590 01:45:41,71 --> 01:45:43,29 Thank you. 谢谢 1591 01:45:43,50 --> 01:45:46,59 Wow, so thick! 哗，好厚哦 1592 01:45:46,59 --> 01:48:46,58 谢谢观赏，如果您需要代拷各类高清片源， 请联系我们！QQ：839728069 或者到这里下载我们的高清目录看看： http://kanpianla.ys168.com/