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-=THE LAST FANTASY=- 荣誉出品 本字幕仅供学习交流，严禁用于商业途径
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《宋飞正传》第八季 第14集 “范布伦花花公”
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- 上届总统有胡子吗？ - 尼克松有
- The last president to have a beard? - Nixon.
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- 不，我是说真正的浓密大胡子 - 他的很浓
- No, I mean a real thick beard. - His was thick.
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不，我是说像关二哥那样 又多又长的大胡子
No, I mean like a full, long beard, like Smith Brothers Cough Drops.
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法克摩尔有
Falkmore.
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- 谁？ - 阿丁尼斯·N·法克摩尔
- Who? - Artemis N. Falkmore.
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- 你瞎编的，是不？ - 是的
- You made that up, right? - Yeah.
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- 但听来像总统名字吧？ - 是的
- But it sounds like a president name? - Yeah.
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为什么总统的名字都那么烂啊？
Why do presidents all have bad names?
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像是伍德罗，格罗佛，米勒德
Woodrow, Grover, Millard.
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总统职位就是吸引那些名字烂的人
The presidency attracts the badly named.
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他们的雄心壮志都是建立在 个人安危的基础上的
Their ambition is based on personal insecurity.
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典型的男性过度补偿
It's classic male overcompensation.
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你穿了增高鞋吗？
Are you wearing lifts in those shoes?
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的士
Cab.
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有了这种时钟，你输入你的年龄…
So they have this clock now, where you punch in your age...
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…和你全部的风险因素…
...and all your risk factors...
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…它就能算出你还能活多久
...and it actually counts down how much time you have left to live.
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伟大的时刻是，在你临终之时
What's the great moment? On your deathbed.
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他们在电击你的胸口 而你就在倒数，10，9，8…
They're pounding on your chest, and you're going: "Ten, nine, eight...
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我跟你说过这玩意儿很棒的
I told you this thing was good."
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- 真不敢相信这是我们第一次约会 - 我知道，要甜点吗？
- I can't believe this is our first date. - I know. Dessert?
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我想我得吃块蛋糕
I suppose I have to get a piece of cake.
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- 为啥？ - 今天是我的生日
- Why? - Today is my birthday.
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啥？今天？
What? Today?
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- 真的吗？ - 嗯
- Really? - Yep.
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这么说那天她第一次跟你约会 又正好是她的生日？
So she went out with you on a first date and it was her birthday?
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是啊，而且是她自己挑的日子
Yeah, and she picked the day.
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她在社交方面是不是…
Is she socially...
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…挺笨拙的呀？
...awkward?
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没有啊，她很好
No, she's great.
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- 她很迷人而且很有趣 - 好吧，说不定她本来就打算…
- She's attractive and fun. - Well, maybe she decided...
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…过周末之后 到星期一才庆祝生日呢
...to celebrate her birthday on the Monday after the weekend.
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她又不是林肯
She's not Lincoln.
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嘿
Hey.
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有人想吃洛伦佐的比萨吗？
Anybody up for Lorenzo's pizza?
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- 我不去了 - 哦，真的吗？
- I'll pass. - Oh, really?
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嗨，乔治，吃比萨吧
Hey, George. Pizza.
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我不吃了，我得去基金会
I can't. I gotta go down to the foundation.
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我要去为苏珊·罗丝奖学金 面试高中生呢
I'm interviewing high schoolers for the Susan Ross Scholarship.
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这个组织…难道就没有让你厌烦过吗？
Does it ever bother you that this organization...
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- 没 …他们乱打水漂
- Nope. ...is beating the bushes...
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- 没有 …基本上把钱派给…
- No. ...to basically give this money away...
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- 不是 - …任何人…
- No. ...to virtually anyone...
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…只要不是给你
...as long as they're not you?
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这个我没关系的
I'm fine with it.
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很好，当然
Fine, I say.
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然后我在英语成绩测验上拿了740分
And then I received a 740 on the English Achievement Test.
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快说，你最喜欢的动物是什么？
Quick, what's your favorite animal?
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我不知道，青蛙？
I don't know. Frog?
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青蛙？
Frog?
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- 那个，我… - 说青蛙就错了
- Well, l... - Frog is wrong.
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我看到你弹竖琴来着
I see here that you play the harp.
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告诉我，为什么他们放斜着弹？
Tell me, why do they have to tilt it?
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他们就不能把琴做成本来就斜的吗？
Can't they just build it on an angle?
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替你省了挺多麻烦
Save you a lot of trouble.
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现代的竖琴是经过上千年演变的…
Well, the modern-day harp has been refined over thousands of years...
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- …可以追溯到… - 好了，好了，有消息通知你
...back to... - Yeah, yeah, we'll let you know.
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我看到你的绩点是4.0
I see your GPA is 4.0.
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- 你喜欢那个，不是吗？
You like that, don't you?
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- 史蒂文，我见你是象棋俱乐部的主席
So, Steven, I see you're president of the chess club.
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州冠军
State champs.
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你最喜欢的象棋手是谁？
Who's your favorite chess player?
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纳斯特科夫？
Nastercoff?
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对
Right.
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纳斯特科夫
Nastercoff.
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再说一遍，他来自哪个国家？
What country is he from again?
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我不知道
I don't know.
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我瞎编的
I made it up.
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反正我拿不到的了
I'm never gonna get this thing.
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那你告诉我干嘛？
What are you telling me for?
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是你害我要问你的
You really had me going there.
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过来，坐下
Come on, sit down.
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你长大后想做什么？
What do you want to do when you grow up?
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我一直告诉大家 我想成为一名建筑师
Well, I've been telling people that I'd like to be an architect.
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那就去呗， 彼特曼先生终于 让我做实质性的写作
So get this, Mr. Peterman is finally letting me do some real writing.
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他已经为他的自传拿到合约了
He's got this book deal for his autobiography.
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他要让我代笔写
He's gonna let me ghostwrite it.
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哇哦，那太棒了 等书出来的时候…
Wow, that's great. When it comes out...
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…我就得找个人去代读了
...l'll have to get someone to ghost-read it.
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- 嘿，噢，嗨 - 嘿
- Hey. Oh, hi. - Hey.
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- 嘿 - 我在洛伦佐那儿…
- Hey. - So there I am at Lorenzo's...
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…把我的切片放在配菜条上
...loading up my slice at the fixings bar.
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大蒜啊，什么的
Garlic and whatnot.
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当我越过比萨盒子看到那家伙时…
When I see this guy over at the pizza boxes...
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…他白了我一眼
...giving me the stink eye.
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所以我就回了他一眼，你知道不？
So I give him the crook eye back, you know?
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然后我注意到他不是一个人来的
And I notice that he's not alone.
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我在挑衅整群范布伦花花公子
I'm taking on the entire Van Buren Boys.
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- 范布伦花花公子？ - 是的
- Van Buren Boys? - Yeah.
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有一个街头帮是以 总统马丁·范布伦的名字命名的？
There's a street gang named after President Martin Van Buren?
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哦，是啊，他们就跟那个总统一样刻薄
Oh, yeah, and they're just as mean as he was.
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所以我往门口挪了挪，你知道不？
So I make a move to the door, you know?
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他们就把门堵住了
They block it.
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所以我就朝厕所的方向冲了过去 我抓住了门把手
So I lunge for the bathroom. I grab the knob.
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但厕所有人
Occupied.
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然后他们把我顶在那张 意大利的卡通地图上…
Then they back me up against the cartoon map of Italy...
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…突然之间他们停了下来
...and all of a sudden they just stop.
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啥？出啥事了？
What? What happened?
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因为我还拿着那个大蒜搅拌器 就像这样
Because I'm still holding the garlic shaker, like this:
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我只露出了八个手指
I'm only showing eight fingers.
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- 哦，那样是什么意思啊？ - 那是他们的秘密标志
- Well, what does that mean? - That's their secret sign.
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看着，范布伦，他是第八任总统
See, Van Buren, he was the eighth president.
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他们以为我是上一批 范布伦花花公子
They thought I was a former Van B Boy.
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- 比萨如何？ - 有点油腻
- How was the pizza? - It was a little oily.
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杰瑞，你能不能拿一下这个 我想查查留言
Jerry, can you hold on a sec? I just wanna check my messages.
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哦，梅利莎和金姆
Oh, Melissa, Kim.
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- 埃伦 嘿，我想让你见见杰瑞
- Ellen. - Hey. I want you to meet Jerry.
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哦，久闻大名
Oh, we've heard a lot about you.
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你把她带出来可真贴心
It is so sweet of you to take her out.
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是啊，你根本不知道她有多需要这个
Yeah, you don't even know how much she needs this.
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她刚从一次痛苦的分手中走出来吗？
Is she coming off a bad breakup?
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不是
No.
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回见
See you.
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- 收到留言不？ - 嗯，没人打给我
- Get your messages? - Yeah. No one called.
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她们表现得好像跟她出去 是一种慈善举动似的
They acted like it was some act of charity, going out with her.
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这么说她是一个不合群的喽
So she's the loser of the group.
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每个群体里都会有些人总是被大家嘲弄
Every group has someone that they all make fun of.
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就像我们跟伊莲
Like us with Elaine.
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埃伦不可能是那个不合群的
There's no way Ellen is the loser of that group.
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你有没有看到 面具最下面的本来面目啊？
Are you looking deep down at the real person underneath?
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没有，我只是尽量看得肤浅
No, I'm being as superficial as I possibly can.
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- 好吧，坚持下去 - 好啊
- Well, stick with it. - Yeah.
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- 我找到奖学金人选了 - 是吗？
- I found someone for the scholarship. - Yeah?
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我得去面试那些烦人的小优等生…
I'm interviewing all these annoying little overachievers...
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…这孩子总算走进来了 叫史蒂文·库恩，一普通孩子
...and finally this kid walks in, Steven Koren, a regular guy.
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喜欢运动，看电视
Likes sports, watches TV.
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- 他聪明吗？ - 他很会读书
- Is he smart? - He knows how to read.
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而且他也很清楚 读完一整本书并不能证明什么
And he also knows that finishing an entire book doesn't prove anything.
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还有这个
But get this:
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他喜欢建筑学
He's into architecture.
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嘿，跟你假装要成为的一样
Hey, just like you pretend to be.
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是啊，只需要一点引导…
Yes, with a little guidance...
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…史蒂文·库恩就能 成为我要成为的一切，真的
...Steven Koren is going to be everything I claim to be, only for real.
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那是我的梦想啊，杰瑞
That's my dream, Jerry.
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我昨晚上梦到有一个汉堡要吃了我
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me.
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彼特曼先生，谢谢您邀请我…
Mr. Peterman, thanks for having me over. L...
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你的住所跟我想象的不太一样
Your place isn't quite what I imagined.
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哦，不就一睡觉的地方
Oh, it's just a place to flop.
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那么，你打算从生活的哪一部分说起呢？
Well, what part of your life do you want to start with?
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异国琐事？还是他乡恋史？
Foreign intrigue? Exotic romances?
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哦，伊莲，我们在目录中隐瞒了这些 令人作呕的
Oh, Elaine, we've covered all of that in the catalog, ad nauseam.
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我希望这本书是关于我的日常生活的
No, I would like this book to be about my day-to-day life.
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该死，他们又把电视台的位置改了…
Oh, damn, they changed the cable stations again...
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…我难得把它们记住了
...just when I finally memorized them.
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- 那么，彼特曼先生 你想不想… - 2号，哥伦比亚台
- Well, Mr. Peterman, do you want to...? - Two: CBS.
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- 开始吧？ - 3号…
- Get started? - Three...
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我不知道那是啥
I don't know what that is.
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那该死的预览频道哪儿去了？
Where's my damn preview channel?
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那个，我得跟您说，彼特曼先生…
Well, I gotta tell you, Mr. Peterman...
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…这样子我写不到一整本书
...I don't know if I see a whole book here.
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好吧，我确信我们能想出点什么的
Well, I'm sure we'll come up with something.
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咱俩订个派吃如何？
What do you say you and I order ourselves a pie?
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你喜欢吃洛伦佐的不？
Do you like Lorenzo's?
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就在那里，我一个朋友 差点被范布伦花花公子们暴打
A friend of mine almost got beat up at that place by the Van Buren Boys.
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- 你不是说？ - 嗯
- You don't say? - Yeah.
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那次他没事只是因为…
The only thing that saved him is...
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…他无意间出示了他们的秘密帮派标志
...he accidentally flashed their secret gang sign.
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- 嗯，真是刺激 - 是啊
- Well, that's pretty exciting. - Yeah.
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我们把它写到书里吧
Let's put that in the book.
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但那并不是发生在你身上啊
But that didn't happen to you.
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那我们就给你朋友点钱 然后就变成彼特曼的故事了
Well, so we pay off your friend, and it becomes a Peterman.
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不，我认为你不该这么做
No, I really don't think you can do that.
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哦，该死，我又忘了买肥料了
Oh, damn, I forgot to buy plant food again.
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我敢打赌我还有优惠卷呢
I'll bet I got a coupon for it.
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你知道不？ 也许我该跟我朋友谈谈
You know what? Maybe I better talk to my friend.
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这是你昨天穿的那身衣服吗？
Is that the same outfit you were wearing yesterday?
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不是，这套是崭新的 你不喜欢吗？
No, this is brand-new. Do you like it?
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事实上，我喜欢
Actually, yeah.
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等一下 那是不是掉在地上的叉子啊？
Wait a second. Is that the fork that fell on the floor?
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你用的是掉在地上的叉子吗？
Are you using the fork that fell on the floor?
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不是的，杰瑞，服务员又给我拿了一个
No, Jerry, the waitress gave me another one.
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我猜那没事了
I guess that's all right.
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- 有什么问题吗，杰瑞？ - 没事，绝对没事
- Is something wrong, Jerry? - No, absolutely nothing.
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你真是一尤物
You're fantastic.
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- 嗨，伙计们 - 嗨
- Hey, guys. - Hey.
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克莱默，乔治，这是埃伦
Kramer, George, this is Ellen.
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先生女士们，我很高兴向你们介绍…
Ladies and gentlemen, I am happy to introduce you...
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…第一位苏珊·罗丝奖学金得主
...to the first Susan Ross Scholar.
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这位…
This...
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…史蒂文·库恩
...is Steven Koren.
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他的平均绩点是货真价实的2.0
His GPA is a solid 2.0.
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就位于曲线中最充实的那一部分
Right in that meaty part of the curve.
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不是炫耀，一点都不落后
Not showing off, not falling behind.
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乔治，拿这个奖学金的要求是…
George, the qualifications for this scholarship...
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…大部分从学术性上考虑的
...were supposed to be largely academic.
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我相信大家都意识到那些存在于…
I'm sure we're all aware of the flaws...
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…标准化测试中的瑕疵和偏差
...and biases of standardized tests.
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这些不是标准化测试，这些是他的分数
These aren't standardized tests. These are his grades.
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此外，史蒂文·库恩拥有极强烈的愿望
Besides, Steven Koren has the highest of aspirations.
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他想要成为…
He wants to be...
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…一个建筑师
...an architect.
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是吗？
Is that right?
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实际上，也许我可以把眼光放高一点
Actually, maybe I could set my sights a little bit higher.
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史蒂文，没什么比建筑学更高端的了
Steven, nothing is higher than architect.
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我觉得我想要成为一名城市规划师
I think I'd really like to be a city planner.
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当我能设计整个城市的时候 为什么把自己局限在单一的建筑物上呢？
Why limit myself to one building when I can design a whole city?
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- 是啊，那是个好想法 - 不，不是
- Well, that's a good point. - No, it's not.
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建筑师不就是艺术学校的…
Isn't an architect just an art school dropout...
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…拥有斜桌子和大尺子的辍学生吗？
...with a tilting desk and a big ruler?
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那叫丁字尺
It's called a T-square.
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你知道吗？我的兄弟会中 最蠢的家伙当了建筑师…
You know, the stupidest guy in my fraternity became an architect...
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…就在他考牙医学院落榜之后
...after he flunked out of dental school.
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祝贺你啊，年轻人
Congratulations, young man.
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苏珊会为你所做的事情感到十分骄傲
Susan would be very proud of what you're doing.
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谢谢
Thank you.
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他们把它作为标志，因为范布伦 我们的第八任总统…
And they made it their sign because Van Buren, our eighth president...
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…是他们最崇拜的人
...was the man they most admired.
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克莱默，我的朋友，那是一个绝妙的故事
Kramer, my friend, that is one ripping good yarn.
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如果你喜欢的话，我还有更多
You know, if you liked that one, I got more.
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你想要什么？
What are you looking for?
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罗曼史？喜剧？还是奇遇？
Romance? Comedy? Adventure?
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还是艳史？
Erotica?
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不是的，克莱默，我并不认为…
No, Kramer, I don't think...
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这些全部你要收多少钱？
How much would you take for the whole lot?
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我的全部生活？开个价码吧，老兄
- My whole life? - Name your price, man.
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1500块
$ 1500.
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- 我只出一半 - 成交
- I'll give you half that. - Done.
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克莱默，我的朋友 你想想吧，伊莲全听你的
Kramer, my friend, you consider Elaine at your disposal.
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好吧
Okay.
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那个，我…
Well, I...
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我喜欢在晚上工作的
I like to work in the evenings.
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你能乖乖的去编那个 愚蠢的鲍勃·萨卡曼努故事吗？
Would you please just get on with the stupid Bob Sacamano story?
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我正跟鲍勃讲电话呢，那时候我发现…
Well, I'm on the phone with Bob, and I realize right then and there...
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…我得把这条裤子还回去 于是我就动身去店里
...that I need to return this pair of pants. So I'm off to the store.
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鲍勃·萨卡曼努出什么事了？
What happened to Bob Sacamano?
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没什么，他的故事说完了
Well, nothing. His part of the story is done.
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我在等地铁，但它一直没来
I'm waiting for the subway. It's not coming.
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我决定步行通过隧道
I decided to hoof it through the tunnel.
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嗯，这还像个样子
Well, now, that's something.
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我不知道是不是忘了时间什么的
I don't know if I lost track of time or what.
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- 接下来我知道的… - 一辆火车压在了你身上吗？
- The next thing I knew... - A train is bearing down on you?
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不是，我滑了一跤掉泥坑里了…
No, I slipped and fell in mud...
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…毁了那条我正打算还回去的裤子
...ruining the very pants I was about to return.
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我不明白了
I don't understand.
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你要把裤子还回去，但你还穿着它？
You were wearing the pants you were returning?
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我猜我是穿着它
Well, I guess I was.
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那你打算穿什么回来呢？
What were you gonna wear on the way back?
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伊莲，你在听吗？
Elaine, are you listening?
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我压根没去成那儿
I didn't even get there.
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- 好吧，下一个故事 - 我觉得我已经找够一天的故事了
- All right. Next story. - I think I've got enough for one day.
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- 是啊，考虑一下吧 - 我会考虑的
- Yeah, chew on that. - I'll chew on that.
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听着，顺便说一下 今晚我要主办一个小聚会…
Hey, listen. By the way, I'm hosting a little get-together tonight...
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…来庆祝我的财政小回暖
...in honor of my little financial upturn.
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哦，谢了，我已经有安排了
Oh, thanks, I've got plans.
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对啊，伊莲，你应该参加，去做个记录
Yeah, Elaine, you should be there to document it.
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哦，你要跟那些蠢驴朋友们聚会吗？
Oh, you're getting together with some of your jackass friends?
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- 你是想让我记笔记吗？ - 是啊，但要在9点后到
- You want me to take notes? - Yeah, but get there after 9.
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你知道的，得给大家一个机会放松一下
You know, give the people a chance to loosen up.
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这么说你拒绝他的奖学金申请 是因为他想成为规划师吗？
So you're denying him the scholarship because he wants to be a planner?
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我被背叛了
I was betrayed.
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那孩子对我来说曾经像儿子一样
That kid was like a son to me.
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如果你应当制止一个人的话…
If there's one person you should be able to hold down...
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…那也只能是你自己的亲骨肉
...it's your own flesh and blood.
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就象我父亲和祖父一样
Like my father and my father's father before him.
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你知道吗？也许慈善事业不是你擅长的
You know, maybe philanthropy is not your field.
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你好，哦，嗨，埃伦 嗯，我给宾馆打过电话了
Hello. Oh, hi, Ellen. Yeah, I called the hotel.
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- 我们要安排度周末了 - 要跟埃伦一起过周末吗？
- We're set for the weekend. - Spending the weekend with Ellen?
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佛蒙特州
Vermont.
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如果我们想的话，可以多呆两天的
You know, we can stay an extra couple of days if we want.
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过四天美妙的包食宿假日
Four days at a beautiful bed-and-breakfast.
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我都等不及了
I can't wait.
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拜拜
Bye-bye.
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啥？
What?
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这是什么？
What is this?
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- 你要说吗？ - 不不不，你先
- You wanna start? - No, no, no. You go ahead.
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我要理一下思绪
I gotta get my thoughts together.
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杰瑞，整个埃伦的状况 已经太离谱了
Jerry, this whole Ellen situation has gone far enough.
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- 啥？ - 杰瑞，她是个不合群
- What? - Jerry, she's a loser.
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从哪儿得出的啊？她很好
Where is this coming from? She's great.
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你为什么要这么做呢，杰瑞？
Why are you doing this, Jerry?
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这是你的事业吗？事情是要处理的
Is it your career? Things are gonna pick up.
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我的事业一点问题都没有
There's nothing wrong with my career.
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我想给他安排个高管培训计划
I like the Bloomingdale's executive training program for him.
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我们现在并不是要讨论这个
We weren't gonna discuss that now.
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- 这是他应该考虑的事情 - 他当然应该
- It's something he should consider. - Of course he should.
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- 但现在还不是时候 - 听着，这些事情都是有内在关联的
- But now is not the time. - Listen, these issues are interrelated.
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好吧，原谅我吧
All right. Excuse me.
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我不吃你们这一套的
I'm not buying any of this.
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那你是什么意思？ 说我们错了吗？除你之外大家都错了？
So, what are you saying? That we're wrong? Everybody's wrong but you.
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这就像贫民区一样 那个人醒来…
This is like that Twilight Zone where the guy wakes up...
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…他还是一样的，但别人都不一样了
...and he's the same, and everybody else is different.
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- 哪个人？ - 他们都是那样
- Which one? - They were all like that.
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克斯坦萨先生 你为什么撤掉我的奖学金了？
Why did you take away my scholarship, Mr. Costanza?
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那个史蒂文，我…
Well, Steven, I...
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这些是我的新朋友…
These are my new friends...
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…范布伦花花公子们
...the Van Buren Boys.
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他变得那么心灰意冷 他必须加入我们
He became so disillusioned, he had to join us.
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- 很好 - 我想要回我的奖学金
- Nice. - I want my scholarship back...
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…这样我就能当城市规划师了
...so I can be a city planner.
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当建筑师怎么样，史蒂文？
What about architect, Steven?
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当城市规划师
City planner.
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- 聚会真棒，小克 - 你变的那么直接了
- Great party, K-Man. - You got that straight.
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伊莲，尝尝牛肉吧，那是真正的神户牛 货真价实的
Elaine, try the beef, because that's real au jus sauce. Real au jus sauce.
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- 我会把它记下来的 - 嗨，克莱默
- I'll make a note of it. - Hey, Kramer.
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- 嗯 - 拉米雷斯从来都没听过你的故事
- Yeah. - Ramirez has never heard your story.
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哦，好吧
Oh, okay.
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我跟鲍勃·萨卡曼努打电话…
Well, I had Bob Sacamano on the phone...
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- …然后我突然就发现我… - 嗨，克莱默，克莱默
...and I suddenly realized that l... - Hey, Kramer, Kramer.
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你现在不能讲那个故事
You can't tell that story now.
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它是属于彼特曼的
It belongs to Peterman.
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- 你什么意思啊？ - 你签了让渡合约了
- What do you mean? - You signed the release.
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- 是啊 - 是他坐在泥坑里，不是你了
- Yeah. - He sat in mud, not you.
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- 但我确实坐进了泥坑里 - 你没有
- But I did sit in mud. - You didn't.
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你从没有坐进过泥坑里
You never sat in mud.
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我都脏透了
I was all dirty.
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- 这事从没发生过，你明白吗？ - 拜托
- It never happened, you understand? - Come on.
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- 嗨，好吧，是哦 - 把故事讲完？
- Hey, all right. Yeah. - Finish the story?
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哦，嗯，那个，我… 嗯，那个裤子…他们…
Oh, yeah, well, l... Yeah, the pants... They...
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他们…裤子很合适所以我决定 不还回去了
They... They fit well and so I decided I wasn't gonna return them.
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- 很晚了，我们还是走吧 - 好吧
- Getting late. We better get going. - Okay.
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你们现在就要走吗？
You're gonna go now?
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嗨，喂，过来…
Hey, whoa. Come...
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00:16:49,074 --> 00:16:50,405
我不…
I don't...
317
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:54,677
克莱默，克莱默，我跟范布伦花花公子们 结下大梁子了
Kramer, Kramer, I got big trouble with the Van Buren Boys.
318
00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:56,906
- 他们可都是狠角色 - 我听说你…
- They're tough cookies. - I heard that you...
319
00:16:57,082 --> 00:16:58,947
…惹上了他们中好的那派 你做了什么啊？
...got on their good side. What did you do?
320
00:17:00,686 --> 00:17:02,415
哦，没啥，没啥
Oh, nothing, nothing.
321
00:17:02,588 --> 00:17:06,786
不，我当然没有什么故事 如果你们是在暗示这个的话
No, I certainly don't have any stories if that's what you're implying.
322
00:17:07,092 --> 00:17:08,787
你知道那些人会做些什么吗？
You know what those guys are gonna do?
323
00:17:09,194 --> 00:17:11,185
那个，你没从我这儿听说过…
Yeah, well, you didn't hear it from me...
324
00:17:11,363 --> 00:17:15,697
…但是范布伦花花公子们 他们从来都不欺负自己人
...but the Van Buren Boys, they never hassle their own kind.
325
00:17:15,934 --> 00:17:17,401
你是说，装成前任会员那样？
You mean, like a former member?
326
00:17:23,675 --> 00:17:26,974
这些克莱默故事都是不能用的
These Kramer stories are unusable.
327
00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:30,271
我是说，其中一些根本就不是故事
I mean, some of them aren't even stories.
328
00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:33,983
看吧，这是他公寓里东西的清单
Look, this is the list of things in his apartment.
329
00:17:35,687 --> 00:17:38,053
我的烤箱在名单上吗？
Is my toaster oven on there?
330
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:42,417
我怎么才能把这个编进书里呀？
How am I ever gonna turn this into a book?
331
00:17:42,594 --> 00:17:45,085
- 先塑造它们，再改变它们 - 你可是个作家啊
Well, just shape them, change them. You're a writer.
332
00:17:46,265 --> 00:17:48,358
是哦…
Yes...
333
00:17:48,534 --> 00:17:50,331
…我是个作家
...l'm a writer.
334
00:17:50,669 --> 00:17:52,159
写得有趣些
Make them interesting.
335
00:17:52,638 --> 00:17:54,162
有趣
Interesting.
336
00:17:54,440 --> 00:17:55,907
当然
Of course.
337
00:17:56,108 --> 00:17:59,407
人们喜欢有趣的作品
People love interesting writing.
338
00:18:01,814 --> 00:18:04,578
- 那个，我得去趟机场 - 去接我爸妈
Well, I gotta go to the airport. I'm picking up my parents.
339
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:06,149
啥？他们刚才不还在这儿吗？
What? Weren't they just here?
340
00:18:06,318 --> 00:18:08,684
是的，我让他们飞过来见埃伦
Yeah, I'm flying them in to meet Ellen.
341
00:18:08,854 --> 00:18:10,287
我不知道该怎么做
I don't know where to turn.
342
00:18:10,456 --> 00:18:13,516
- 我要看看他们觉得她怎样 - 说不定我们待会可以一起吃晚饭呢
- I gotta see what they think of her. - Maybe we can have dinner later.
343
00:18:13,692 --> 00:18:17,253
我可不这么想，我要让他们今晚飞回去
I don't think so. I'm gonna try to get them to fly right back tonight.
344
00:18:17,629 --> 00:18:20,359
噢，嗨，嗨，我跟你说过我有姆囊炎没？
Oh, hey. Hey, have I told you about my bunions?
345
00:18:20,532 --> 00:18:21,999
你会爱上这个故事的
You're going to love this story.
346
00:18:22,301 --> 00:18:24,861
我把我的冷盘在旁边的沙发上排成一行…
So I line up my cold cuts on the couch next to me...
347
00:18:25,037 --> 00:18:28,097
…但是当我正要把它们堆起来时 它们就不断的掉进我的脚盆里
...but as I'm stacking them up they keep falling into my footbath.
348
00:18:28,307 --> 00:18:30,002
克莱默，这太可怕了
Kramer, this is awful.
349
00:18:30,175 --> 00:18:31,665
我们不想听这个
We don't wanna hear about this.
350
00:18:32,244 --> 00:18:34,678
- 该死 - 啥？
- Damn. - What?
351
00:18:34,947 --> 00:18:37,211
哦，我从纽曼那买了一堆姆囊炎故事
Oh, I bought a bunch of bunion stories from Newman.
352
00:18:37,382 --> 00:18:39,247
但都很烂
But they all stink.
353
00:18:39,551 --> 00:18:41,985
- 花了多少钱呀？ - 8块
- How much did you pay for them? - Eight bucks.
354
00:18:42,154 --> 00:18:43,917
我觉得我被坑了
I think I'm getting ripped off.
355
00:18:45,457 --> 00:18:47,152
纽曼
Newman!
356
00:18:49,595 --> 00:18:52,894
那你不喜欢第一章哪里啊？
Well, what didn't you like about the first chapter?
357
00:18:53,065 --> 00:18:54,965
嗯，开头挺好的
Well, it started out nicely.
358
00:18:55,134 --> 00:18:57,796
我要去还裤子…
I'm returning some pants...
359
00:18:57,970 --> 00:19:00,803
…是一挺个性的问题
...a very identifiable problem.
360
00:19:01,206 --> 00:19:03,538
我起身下了火车隧道
I set off down a train tunnel.
361
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:06,507
就这儿，就是这故事最没意思的转折
Now, that's where the story takes a most unappealing turn.
362
00:19:06,678 --> 00:19:08,839
噢，不，不，是从这开始变有趣了
Oh, no, no, that's where it gets interesting.
363
00:19:09,014 --> 00:19:12,040
你不明白吗？火车就要压在你身上了…
Don't you see? The train is bearing down on you...
364
00:19:12,217 --> 00:19:14,708
…你跳进了旁边的隧道…
...you dive into a side tunnel...
365
00:19:14,887 --> 00:19:19,221
…然后你闯进了一个地下隧道
...and you run into a whole band of underground tunnel dwellers.
366
00:19:19,658 --> 00:19:22,456
听起来可真是陈词滥调毫无悬念呀
It just seems so clich閐 and obvious.
367
00:19:22,628 --> 00:19:24,425
这不是有意思的作品
It's not interesting writing.
368
00:19:25,731 --> 00:19:28,165
是的，是的，我知道
Yeah, yeah, I know.
369
00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:33,698
如果改成从火车上跳下去 然后你…觉得怎样？
How about if instead of diving from the train, you...?
370
00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:38,710
我不知道，你滑了一跤掉进了泥里…
I don't know. You slip and fall in some mud...
371
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:42,242
…然后裤子毁了？
...and ruin your pants?
372
00:19:45,751 --> 00:19:48,117
就那条我正要还回去的裤子
The very pants I was returning.
373
00:19:51,223 --> 00:19:55,683
这可是绝妙的反讽 伊莲，这是有趣的作品
That's perfect irony. Elaine, that is interesting writing.
374
00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:59,526
4号钱，克莱默打过来
I have a Cosmo Kramer on line four.
375
00:20:00,532 --> 00:20:02,625
- 我是彼特曼 - 彼特曼先生…
- Peterman here. - Mr. Peterson...
376
00:20:02,801 --> 00:20:04,530
…你得把我的故事再卖给我
...you gotta sell me my stories back.
377
00:20:04,703 --> 00:20:07,866
你知道不？我不再需要它们了
You wanna know something? I no longer need them.
378
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:11,203
别，别，别，彼特曼先生，为什么 不把这些故事留下来当参考呢
No, no, no, Mr. Peterman, why don't we keep them as a reference.
379
00:20:11,476 --> 00:20:12,841
胡说
Nonsense.
380
00:20:13,011 --> 00:20:16,845
我要用贝尼斯的惊人的想像力 来继续我的故事
I have Benes' wonderfully imaginative mind to spin my stories.
381
00:20:17,015 --> 00:20:19,142
把你的想法拿回去吧，你个流浪汉
You take back your tales, you vagabond.
382
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,120
给你，伊莲，继续创作吧
There you are, Elaine. Go forth and create.
383
00:20:23,822 --> 00:20:27,258
顺便说说，当你写到浪漫的恶作剧 那章的时候…
And by the way, when you get to that chapter about romantic escapades...
384
00:20:27,426 --> 00:20:29,894
…无拘无束的把自己投入到那堆 乱麻中去吧
...feel free to toss yourself into the mix.
385
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,663
嗨，范布伦花花公子们
Hey, Van B Boys.
386
00:20:37,936 --> 00:20:40,427
这么说来，克斯坦萨先生 你把我的奖学金弄回来没？
So, Mr. Costanza, did you get my scholarship back?
387
00:20:40,606 --> 00:20:42,870
伙计，伙计，放松点
Now, fellas, fellas, easy.
388
00:20:43,041 --> 00:20:45,066
自己人不打自己人
Wouldn't wanna beat up on one of your own.
389
00:20:45,277 --> 00:20:46,710
是吗？
Is that right?
390
00:20:46,878 --> 00:20:50,177
那你为什么不亮出标志给我们看呢？
Then why don't you flash us the sign?
391
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:52,974
好吧
Right.
392
00:20:54,186 --> 00:20:55,915
标志
The sign.
393
00:21:04,763 --> 00:21:06,025
那不是标志
That's not the sign.
394
00:21:06,465 --> 00:21:08,330
我以前在帮派的时候它是
It was when I was banging.
395
00:21:09,001 --> 00:21:10,025
好吧…
All right...
396
00:21:10,202 --> 00:21:12,067
…如果你真是我们的人…
...if you are really one of us...
397
00:21:12,237 --> 00:21:16,037
…那就让大家看看 你抢路过那家伙的钱包吧
...let's see you take the wallet off the next guy who walks by.
398
00:21:17,242 --> 00:21:18,675
非常乐意
Love to.
399
00:21:22,180 --> 00:21:25,047
大学之后我拿到了巴黎大学的硕士学位
And after college I got my master's at the Sorbonne.
400
00:21:25,217 --> 00:21:28,948
巴黎大学，哦，嘿，在巴黎
Sorbonne. Oh, hey, that's in Paris.
401
00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,112
杰瑞，你的停车位快到时间了
Jerry, your parking meter is about to expire.
402
00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:33,053
你别去，我有零钱
Don't get up. I've got change.
403
00:21:37,229 --> 00:21:40,392
- 那，你们有啥想法没？ - 杰瑞，她太好了
- So, what do you think? - Jerry, she is fantastic.
404
00:21:40,565 --> 00:21:42,726
我知道啊，我又不是傻的
I knew it. I'm not crazy.
405
00:21:42,901 --> 00:21:44,129
她多善解人意啊
She's so sweet.
406
00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:46,134
而且身材不错
And she's got some body on her.
407
00:21:46,305 --> 00:21:48,865
还很聪明，像计算机一样
And smart, like a computer.
408
00:21:50,909 --> 00:21:54,037
还有丰富的个性 但我们怎么想都不重要
And so much personality. But it doesn't matter what we think.
409
00:21:54,212 --> 00:21:55,509
你喜欢她吗？
Do you like her?
410
00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:59,750
现在还不确定
Now I'm not so sure.
411
00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:03,819
她比你那个可怕的前女友安伯好十倍
She's 10 times better than that awful Amber girl that you were with.
412
00:22:03,989 --> 00:22:07,755
对呀，安伯 不知道她从拉斯维加斯回来没
Yeah, Amber. I wonder if she's back from Vegas.
413
00:22:12,030 --> 00:22:13,395
好了，不拖泥带水了
All right, no more stalling.
414
00:22:13,565 --> 00:22:16,090
就下一个，不然你打到你成肉饼
Next one or you're meat.
415
00:22:16,268 --> 00:22:17,792
好吧，好吧
All right. All right.
416
00:22:21,006 --> 00:22:23,566
- 宋飞叔 - 嗨，乔治
- Seinfelds. - Hey, George.
417
00:22:23,742 --> 00:22:24,970
你得帮我个忙
You gotta do me a favor.
418
00:22:25,143 --> 00:22:27,475
把你的钱包给我 我随后还你
Give me your wallet. I'll give it back to you later.
419
00:22:27,646 --> 00:22:28,874
你们好吗？
How are your folks?
420
00:22:29,147 --> 00:22:31,513
试着选一新沙发 你不会想知道的
Trying to pick out a new couch. You don't wanna know.
421
00:22:31,683 --> 00:22:35,744
把你的钱包给我 不然我就你们的心挖出来
Give me your wallet or I'll spill your guts right here on the street.
422
00:22:36,121 --> 00:22:37,611
你说啥？
What did you say?
423
00:22:37,789 --> 00:22:39,313
拜托，快点，老伙计
Come on, hurry up, old man.
424
00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:40,856
我是个禽兽
I'm an animal.
425
00:22:41,026 --> 00:22:43,017
你真粗鲁 快点啦，莫蒂
You're being very rude. Come on, Morty.
426
00:22:43,195 --> 00:22:45,686
- 求你了，他们会揍我的 - 什么？
- Please, they're gonna hit me. - What?
427
00:22:45,864 --> 00:22:49,732
乔治·克斯坦萨，你咋啦你？
George Costanza, what is the matter with you?
428
00:22:50,001 --> 00:22:52,128
帮我问候你父母
Tell your parents we said hi.
429
00:22:54,101 --> 00:22:57,438
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