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你好，AndyWong先生

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我是BillNixon

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《亚洲传媒周刊》的记者

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我查过你的底细

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我想给你拍照、做个访问，行吗？

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行，没问题

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人称你是「香港色情书刊大王」

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说你开创色情文化新潮流

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你有什么看法？

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大家赏面，不过…

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我们杂志的销量的确最好

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请        好

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与这么多裸女一起拍照

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你尴不尴尬？

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一点也不尴尬

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告诉你，这几年在我面前

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脱清光的女人，肯定超过一万个

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根据资料

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你和拍档阿忠都是大学毕业的

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大学生出版色情书刊…

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能否谈谈你们的背景？

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你是怎样认识阿忠的？

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我在电视台当过几年编剧

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但发现没什么出息

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刚好有家出版社找我做创作

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就这样开始了

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我是在编辑部认识阿忠的

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一开始我们就一见如故

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很快就成了好朋友

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最近搞什么？

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Angus，这星期又解雇多少人？

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楼下刚解雇十多人

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真悲惨

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什么时候轮到我们？

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我们可是中流抵柱呀

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是…中流抵柱

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实在是人间悲剧

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你的

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阿忠，我真希望被解雇的是我

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你知道我并不手紧

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我目的不是为了赚钱

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这封信是你的

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五点前请收拾好离开

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否则叫保安来驱逐

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派信请礼貌点，用不着这样扔

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有什么打算？

47
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再找一份工作吧

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不如自己搞

49
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有什么好搞？

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我们从事出版，就搞杂志吧

51
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有什么杂志可搞？

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公司今天裁员

53
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不要紧，老板说下个月加我工资

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我养得起你

55
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那我岂不是窝囊废？

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哪里，我觉得你很有才华

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只欠一点机会

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现在有机会了

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刚才和一班旧同事谈过

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我们想搞一份年青人的消费杂志

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但我还没答应

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要多少钱？

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每人几万块

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但钱不是问题，因为我没钱

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我有呀

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你有？

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不错呀！

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怎么样？

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一流！

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沙发多舒服

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简直完美

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不知为何，几名股东很快找到工作

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阿忠加入报馆搞成人版

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两位等一下

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你的稿我已经传给副总

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他就快出来了

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好喝吗？

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副总      是

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阿忠，这两篇稿不行

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毫无文采

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只管那些鸡市行情

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只有些女人名字和价钱

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能否多点…形容、描写之类？

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副总是吗？

85
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你是谁？

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这位是…拓骨专家，林先生

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另外这位是马夫

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叫George

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我们会写文章，还用当马夫带妓女

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戆居！

91
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你到底要什么？要资料还是桥？

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我已说过只提供资料？

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行了…

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我不管那么多

95
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阿忠，你花几百块一天

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找个人来改好它

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最要紧要有娱乐性

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写得…

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这两个好像传奇人物那样

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是        好吗？

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阿四进电视台当记者

102
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Mike跟了个地产老板

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阿宾则找到会计所的工作

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除了我…

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给马夫起个名吧

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他本身叫阿龙

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阿龙太普通了，不如改叫含脓

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或者他有什么特征，高矮肥瘦…

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他胖胖的

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肥龙，简简单单

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而且容易记，肥龙好

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那个骨场鸡精…

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叫阿强，又瘦精精…

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鸡精…鸡精强

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不如叫骨精强

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骨精强好

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肥龙和骨精强，就这样吧

118
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那谁来写？

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谁写肥龙？谁写骨精强？

120
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一起写嘛

121
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随便，一人写一天

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今天我写骨精强，明天你写肥龙

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明天你写肥龙，我写骨精强

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好…

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杂志名叫「Look街」  ，不伦不类

126
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到底是哪个混蛋改这个杂志名？

127
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那个混蛋就是你嘛

128
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你不是说你懂测字吗

129
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为什么会起这个杂志名？

130
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你还好说！

131
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那天你打电话来，急得要命

132
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其实你用车辘个辘字也行

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忙碌的''碌''也可以

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那么碌葛个碌字行不行？

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也行呀

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但怎会用英文的Look呢？

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文法也不对呀，你说对不对？

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好消息！

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我找遍全香港，我们的Look…

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这次真的仆街了

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好多信呀，读者来信

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一叠肥龙，一叠骨精强

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只不过一天，多厉害

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了不起

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我问过发行商

146
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目前有两种书最畅销

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一种是这种

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另一种是这种

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大家不妨给点意见

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阿四

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这样，由于我本身信耶稣

152
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所以我有自己的立场

153
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我觉得出版教科书对学生很有帮助

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我也同意阿四的说法

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起码了解课程大纲之后

156
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跟学校的老师熟络点

157
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这类书便一定有销路

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我只关心成本

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要卖多少本才可以回本

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毛呀！

161
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很多毛吗？

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阿忠呢？

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我…

164
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我觉得搞教科书也不错

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小时候，我也买了不少补充…

166
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有窿就马上插

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有时用手挖

168
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当习作练习

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教科书…好呀

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教科书…真的太好了

171
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我本人非常同意

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这样吧，我们…投票决定

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赞成出版教科书的请举手

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出色情书请举手

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早安

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早安

177
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我找戴先生

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请问贵姓？

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你就说阿忠找他

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请等一下

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谢谢

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你改一下头条吧

183
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真是废物，毫无创意！

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怎么样？两位年青人！

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坐…

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坐！

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咖啡

188
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Darlene，两杯咖啡

189
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别客气

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他们说别客气了

191
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你两个怎么样？

192
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我们这行最需要你们这些…

193
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富有创意的年青人

194
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之前我见过…

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阿忠

196
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对，阿忠，见过了

197
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两次对吧？

198
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我们什么书都出版

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纤体

200
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神学

201
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这本厉害了，航天科技！

202
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这本《本草纲目》  ，李时珍帮我写的

203
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这本我自己写的，初学日语

204
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中川直子，就是我

205
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怎么样，有什么新构想？

206
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不是没有准备吧？

207
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就是没准备

208
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不过我们想出版色情书

209
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我们可不出版色情书

210
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怎样色情？

211
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色情到我是肥龙

212
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我是骨精强

213
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又或者我是骨精强

214
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我又是肥龙

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早说嘛！

216
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Darlene，拿瓶红酒进来！

217
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请坐！

218
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日本很久以前已有召妓指南

219
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在香港，你是否第一个搞？

220
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是，也是误打误撞的

221
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肥龙和骨精强那么受欢迎

222
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我知道这一定会成为色情书新趋势

223
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但当初没有人相信我们

224
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搞一本色情书

225
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的确比我们想像中困难

226
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其他股东根本帮不了忙

227
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主要是靠我和阿忠去解决

228
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Ben哥，有两个人找你

229
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Ben哥，你好

230
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我们是激情杂志社的

231
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他是阿忠，我是Andy

232
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我们想给你做个详细访问

233
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推广你们公司

234
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对，就算做个广告吧

235
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不用了，这里不做宣传、不做广告

236
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我们有很多熟客，不用搞这个

237
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但是…这里是很旺…

238
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但可以搞得更旺一点

239
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我们可以帮你推广你们的小姐…

240
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都说不用了！

241
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先生，过来这边吧

242
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什么环境？

243
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没有生意，鬼影都没有

244
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个个如是百无聊赖，去他妈的！

245
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两位帅哥，上来拓骨？

246
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帅哥，搞什么鸟？

247
00:14:57,312 --> 00:14:59,042
我们是脆皮介绍来的

248
00:14:59,383 --> 00:15:01,079
找马氏兄弟谈生意

249
00:15:01,320 --> 00:15:02,048
对…

250
00:15:02,121 --> 00:15:04,114
脆皮介绍的？

251
00:15:05,060 --> 00:15:06,586
我大马，他小马

252
00:15:06,864 --> 00:15:07,330
你好

253
00:15:07,532 --> 00:15:08,465
坐吧

254
00:15:09,001 --> 00:15:10,230
谢谢…

255
00:15:13,043 --> 00:15:14,136
想怎么样？

256
00:15:14,445 --> 00:15:16,973
我们想出版一本新书

257
00:15:17,619 --> 00:15:19,680
全新首创的召妓指南

258
00:15:19,923 --> 00:15:21,289
非一般的色情书

259
00:15:21,526 --> 00:15:24,054
想访问两位和你们旗下的小姐

260
00:15:24,365 --> 00:15:26,734
做个市场推广

261
00:15:28,240 --> 00:15:30,039
真他妈的有趣

262
00:15:30,277 --> 00:15:31,575
你听过没有？

263
00:15:31,981 --> 00:15:34,919
召妓也做市场推广？

264
00:15:36,689 --> 00:15:37,748
怎样称呼你们？

265
00:15:38,226 --> 00:15:39,592
我叫阿忠，他叫Andy

266
00:15:39,762 --> 00:15:40,787
忠打Andy

267
00:15:40,965 --> 00:15:42,627
不是…我叫Andy

268
00:15:42,835 --> 00:15:44,600
开开玩笑…

269
00:15:44,705 --> 00:15:47,108
你俩小子召过妓没有？

270
00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:51,114
什么？

271
00:15:51,386 --> 00:15:52,149
我没有

272
00:15:52,388 --> 00:15:53,617
我也没有…

273
00:15:54,292 --> 00:15:58,460
没召过妓就跑来做市场推广

274
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:00,364
真他妈的好笑

275
00:16:01,306 --> 00:16:03,742
反正有空，就陪你们癫一下

276
00:16:03,944 --> 00:16:05,311
叫小姐们出来玩玩

277
00:16:05,747 --> 00:16:06,612
等一下

278
00:16:06,950 --> 00:16:09,888
是女人全部出来！快点！

279
00:16:10,724 --> 00:16:11,692
有客吗？

280
00:16:11,960 --> 00:16:13,429
快点！

281
00:16:13,663 --> 00:16:15,097
快！快点！

282
00:16:19,040 --> 00:16:20,873
看看什么叫做妓女吧

283
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,118
现在站你们前面这些就叫做妓女

284
00:16:27,357 --> 00:16:28,518
俗称''鸡''

285
00:16:28,693 --> 00:16:29,591
来，挑选吧

286
00:16:30,563 --> 00:16:32,499
操！别装蒜了

287
00:16:32,735 --> 00:16:34,796
知不知道什么是召妓大忌？

288
00:16:34,972 --> 00:16:37,306
怕怕丑丑，女孩就不用口

289
00:16:37,510 --> 00:16:38,205
来，我帮你挑

290
00:16:38,412 --> 00:16:39,107
操！你真是…

291
00:16:39,281 --> 00:16:41,217
玲玲，脱衣服给他们看看

292
00:16:42,253 --> 00:16:43,778
你小心流鼻血

293
00:16:44,024 --> 00:16:44,615
这才是正货，''车头灯''

294
00:16:44,858 --> 00:16:45,655
好东西！

295
00:16:45,893 --> 00:16:47,328
操！别再装蒜吧

296
00:16:47,597 --> 00:16:49,499
Coco，你来，脱

297
00:16:50,269 --> 00:16:52,637
''水晶灯''…      保证你流鼻血

298
00:16:52,974 --> 00:16:54,341
好东西吧，怎么样？

299
00:16:54,744 --> 00:16:55,939
过来…

300
00:16:56,181 --> 00:16:58,117
早知道你装蒜，操你的！

301
00:16:58,285 --> 00:17:00,778
来…让个位子

302
00:17:01,158 --> 00:17:03,594
刚才你俩不是说过市场推广吗？

303
00:17:03,862 --> 00:17:05,627
你现在近距离感受一下

304
00:17:05,866 --> 00:17:09,362
看看人家挺不挺，是否货真价实

305
00:17:10,676 --> 00:17:12,373
来…摸摸看

306
00:17:12,914 --> 00:17:14,383
来吧

307
00:17:17,790 --> 00:17:21,354
这才是专业，才叫做水准

308
00:17:21,932 --> 00:17:22,729
行了…对不起…

309
00:17:23,134 --> 00:17:24,159
不好意思

310
00:17:24,370 --> 00:17:25,771
摸过了就要给钱

311
00:17:26,575 --> 00:17:26,939
不是吧？

312
00:17:27,242 --> 00:17:28,711
不然叫什么肉体交易？

313
00:17:28,946 --> 00:17:30,209
是你俩说要出版什么鸟书？

314
00:17:30,448 --> 00:17:32,715
我已经给你们上了宝贵一课

315
00:17:33,588 --> 00:17:34,556
快给钱

316
00:17:35,592 --> 00:17:37,494
你两个记住

317
00:17:37,697 --> 00:17:38,995
如要出版「召妓指南」

318
00:17:39,199 --> 00:17:41,567
一定要记住两种人的心态

319
00:17:41,838 --> 00:17:44,570
一种是嫖客，另一种就是妓女

320
00:17:44,844 --> 00:17:45,869
明不明白？

321
00:17:47,850 --> 00:17:48,977
明白了，大马哥

322
00:17:50,188 --> 00:17:51,019
多谢指教

323
00:18:01,377 --> 00:18:02,777
你去搞定吧

324
00:18:04,283 --> 00:18:07,847
听说…哄女人脱衣服你最拿手

325
00:18:08,391 --> 00:18:10,224
要我认识的才可以

326
00:18:17,809 --> 00:18:21,043
你两个想怎样，也要跟人家说嘛

327
00:18:29,265 --> 00:18:30,426
走吧

328
00:18:58,958 --> 00:19:02,294
跳舞，解开衣服…

329
00:19:02,965 --> 00:19:05,732
跳完舞，摸一下胸

330
00:19:06,739 --> 00:19:10,110
摸一下胸，再捏一下乳头

331
00:19:11,249 --> 00:19:12,376
然后拿开垫子

332
00:19:12,618 --> 00:19:14,052
不要…

333
00:19:15,022 --> 00:19:18,325
我有须刨，剃毛毛…

334
00:19:20,934 --> 00:19:22,061
行吗？

335
00:19:23,005 --> 00:19:25,499
别紧张，放松

336
00:19:25,711 --> 00:19:27,408
对！

337
00:19:28,650 --> 00:19:30,278
快…脱…

338
00:19:30,520 --> 00:19:32,011
脱吧…快…

339
00:19:32,256 --> 00:19:35,194
快…        脱…

340
00:19:36,431 --> 00:19:38,333
鞋子…脱鞋子

341
00:19:38,535 --> 00:19:40,300
对！脱…

342
00:19:41,141 --> 00:19:45,879
椅子…对…

343
00:19:46,118 --> 00:19:47,484
完美！完美…

344
00:19:48,322 --> 00:19:49,187
停！

345
00:19:50,126 --> 00:19:54,191
就是这样，遮遮掩掩最好看

346
00:19:54,734 --> 00:19:58,367
真的？那我不脱了

347
00:20:03,786 --> 00:20:05,779
你这是搞什么？

348
00:20:06,558 --> 00:20:07,583
你搞得大家情绪高涨

349
00:20:07,927 --> 00:20:08,917
现在如何收科？

350
00:20:09,431 --> 00:20:12,699
你也是男人，该知道成人杂志的要求

351
00:20:13,037 --> 00:20:15,668
坦白说，我们出版这本色情杂志

352
00:20:15,876 --> 00:20:17,812
是做出一个非常重大的决定

353
00:20:18,114 --> 00:20:19,104
可以大胆的说

354
00:20:19,317 --> 00:20:21,013
是遇神杀神，遇佛杀佛

355
00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:22,882
你可别搞破坏，老兄！

356
00:20:23,492 --> 00:20:25,257
我明白你们的立场

357
00:20:25,963 --> 00:20:29,630
艺术这回事，我可略微调节一下

358
00:20:30,639 --> 00:20:32,404
我也很好色

359
00:20:32,844 --> 00:20:35,509
但你们先想办法搞定她

360
00:20:36,383 --> 00:20:37,316
艺术青年

361
00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:39,752
请问你有没试过拍照时挨扁？

362
00:20:43,197 --> 00:20:44,962
到了！到位了！

363
00:20:45,636 --> 00:20:47,765
原来色情就是艺术

364
00:20:48,141 --> 00:20:49,804
艺术就是色情

365
00:20:54,453 --> 00:20:56,856
好色情，好艺术！

366
00:20:57,794 --> 00:21:00,356
到了…完全明白了

367
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,963
好色情，到了…

368
00:21:04,173 --> 00:21:07,168
妙极了！好色情！好艺术！

369
00:21:07,579 --> 00:21:08,410
看这份

370
00:21:19,336 --> 00:21:20,929
阿星乱捅捅出祸

371
00:21:21,340 --> 00:21:23,139
阿妹的波像个萝

372
00:21:23,377 --> 00:21:25,005
床头打架床尾锄

373
00:21:25,315 --> 00:21:27,376
吃完薄饼再舔过

374
00:21:31,025 --> 00:21:33,154
吃完薄饼再舔过…

375
00:21:33,364 --> 00:21:34,855
那嘴巴不就很腻？

376
00:21:36,035 --> 00:21:39,166
吃完薄饼…再插吧

377
00:21:39,375 --> 00:21:40,206
再捅…

378
00:21:40,411 --> 00:21:41,640
捅了再搞        再捅

379
00:22:09,870 --> 00:22:12,534
我们全到了，就欠你

380
00:22:13,743 --> 00:22:14,711
快点

381
00:22:15,414 --> 00:22:16,609
是不是这架？

382
00:22:16,849 --> 00:22:17,339
不是吧？

383
00:22:17,584 --> 00:22:18,711
冷静点，不是这架！

384
00:22:18,887 --> 00:22:19,946
是呀！

385
00:22:20,157 --> 00:22:21,489
快追！

386
00:22:48,680 --> 00:22:49,545
到了？

387
00:22:50,984 --> 00:22:52,009
你为什么不坐车来？

388
00:22:53,422 --> 00:22:54,857
先别说，叫东西吃

389
00:22:55,092 --> 00:22:55,923
叫猪骨粥

390
00:22:56,128 --> 00:22:57,255
大热天，吃猪骨粥？

391
00:22:57,497 --> 00:22:58,430
这里最有名的

392
00:22:59,802 --> 00:23:00,997
四碗猪骨粥！

393
00:23:03,542 --> 00:23:06,139
这报摊是这一区的区头

394
00:23:06,415 --> 00:23:07,850
是否畅销，看它就知道了

395
00:23:08,118 --> 00:23:09,143
很有代表性的

396
00:23:09,354 --> 00:23:10,379
老板，新出的？

397
00:23:10,656 --> 00:23:11,749
是呀，新送来

398
00:23:11,993 --> 00:23:12,618
拆一本看看，行吗？

399
00:23:12,861 --> 00:23:14,022
行，随便

400
00:23:15,666 --> 00:23:16,656
有客

401
00:23:23,715 --> 00:23:24,808
很正点的

402
00:23:33,335 --> 00:23:35,828
买！买…

403
00:23:36,107 --> 00:23:37,371
行呀！

404
00:23:37,710 --> 00:23:39,339
买…

405
00:23:39,814 --> 00:23:41,180
还有肥龙、骨精强？

406
00:23:42,018 --> 00:23:42,883
我要这本

407
00:23:43,087 --> 00:23:44,317
买呀！

408
00:23:54,076 --> 00:23:55,807
如果〈激情〉这次赚了大钱

409
00:23:56,046 --> 00:23:57,879
我会拿一半出来做慈善

410
00:23:58,719 --> 00:24:01,623
我会全给妈妈，她老说我没出息

411
00:24:02,292 --> 00:24:03,989
我要投资教科书

412
00:24:04,196 --> 00:24:06,325
做点善事，平衡一下心理

413
00:24:07,803 --> 00:24:10,069
我会给Fanny买座大点的房子

414
00:24:10,743 --> 00:24:11,802
住得舒服点

415
00:24:15,451 --> 00:24:18,287
Pamela一直想要拥有自己的时装品牌

416
00:24:18,491 --> 00:24:19,584
如果我有钱

417
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:21,662
我一定出钱给她做自己的品牌

418
00:24:22,599 --> 00:24:25,332
我们现在是不是在做白日梦？

419
00:24:30,315 --> 00:24:31,943
是…是吧

420
00:24:59,773 --> 00:25:01,002
沽清

421
00:25:02,278 --> 00:25:03,941
沽清？

422
00:25:05,918 --> 00:25:06,908
报纸五块钱

423
00:25:07,656 --> 00:25:08,452
五块钱

424
00:25:08,658 --> 00:25:09,317
大叔，收钱

425
00:25:09,726 --> 00:25:12,629
小兄弟，这本不卖，留给自己的

426
00:25:13,233 --> 00:25:14,030
不卖？

427
00:25:14,268 --> 00:25:15,737
大叔，你都一把年纪了

428
00:25:15,938 --> 00:25:17,737
我是帮你，怕你看了会爆血管

429
00:25:17,942 --> 00:25:19,706
一把年纪就不是男人了？

430
00:25:19,913 --> 00:25:21,313
老实告诉你

431
00:25:21,482 --> 00:25:23,976
这是第一期，我一定要收藏

432
00:25:24,288 --> 00:25:26,121
这本杂志一出版就抢手

433
00:25:26,359 --> 00:25:28,022
将来一定很值钱的

434
00:25:28,396 --> 00:25:29,922
抢手会加印嘛        就是

435
00:25:30,334 --> 00:25:31,427
你真的不懂

436
00:25:31,636 --> 00:25:34,107
加印会印第二版，还会有加版两字

437
00:25:34,608 --> 00:25:35,701
你说得对…

438
00:25:35,944 --> 00:25:37,811
小心，别弄花

439
00:25:39,819 --> 00:25:40,718
恭喜你，大叔

440
00:25:40,887 --> 00:25:42,447
这本杂志我不跟你争，送给你

441
00:25:42,691 --> 00:25:44,183
你好好保存，谢谢

442
00:25:44,362 --> 00:25:44,953
对，大叔

443
00:25:45,163 --> 00:25:47,463
这本杂志将来会比任何一本都值钱

444
00:25:47,801 --> 00:25:49,668
相信我        真得吗？

445
00:25:49,905 --> 00:25:50,497
连封套也值钱

446
00:25:50,674 --> 00:25:51,664
去吃鱼翅，快走吧

447
00:26:02,531 --> 00:26:05,058
我查过，  〈激情〉创刊号

448
00:26:05,336 --> 00:26:07,671
售出超过十万本

449
00:26:07,908 --> 00:26:08,933
好厉害！

450
00:26:09,210 --> 00:26:12,011
打破色情杂志的销售记录

451
00:26:12,851 --> 00:26:15,253
因为我和阿忠懂得用这里

452
00:26:15,991 --> 00:26:18,427
以前搞色情杂志跟夜店没什么关系

453
00:26:18,663 --> 00:26:19,790
但现在不同了

454
00:26:20,032 --> 00:26:23,232
事实证明，我们可以帮人家搞旺生意

455
00:26:27,313 --> 00:26:28,645
帅哥…快

456
00:26:28,850 --> 00:26:30,113
帅哥，到你了…

457
00:26:30,319 --> 00:26:31,913
不好意思…要你久等

458
00:26:32,123 --> 00:26:33,819
帅哥，再等一会，很快…

459
00:26:34,060 --> 00:26:34,549
因为生意多

460
00:26:34,761 --> 00:26:36,025
快点吧！

461
00:26:36,231 --> 00:26:37,563
忠哥、安迪哥，操！

462
00:26:37,800 --> 00:26:38,460
真要干一杯

463
00:26:38,802 --> 00:26:40,465
干杯      干杯

464
00:26:45,950 --> 00:26:47,351
你们俩真有办法

465
00:26:47,553 --> 00:26:49,420
现在我们每个妞每天起码…

466
00:26:49,691 --> 00:26:51,388
接三十个人客

467
00:26:52,162 --> 00:26:53,756
应接不暇

468
00:26:54,801 --> 00:26:56,430
真要谢谢你们俩

469
00:26:56,671 --> 00:26:59,575
当初要不是我慧眼识英雄

470
00:26:59,811 --> 00:27:01,143
看上你们俩

471
00:27:01,448 --> 00:27:04,078
我们架步那有这么旺？

472
00:27:04,286 --> 00:27:07,019
看现在真多精虫游来游去

473
00:27:07,259 --> 00:27:08,956
生意真他妈的好！

474
00:27:09,464 --> 00:27:10,796
两位大哥言重了

475
00:27:11,033 --> 00:27:13,561
多得两位大哥指点，才有今天的成效

476
00:27:13,805 --> 00:27:15,034
就是，当时都没有人相信我们…

477
00:27:15,275 --> 00:27:18,612
没有你们那个访问，哪有这本杂志

478
00:27:18,882 --> 00:27:21,409
Andy哥，我知道你最有办法

479
00:27:21,620 --> 00:27:23,385
帮个忙，想点鬼主意

480
00:27:23,624 --> 00:27:26,187
帮我把这架步搞得更旺

481
00:27:26,397 --> 00:27:28,526
我想搞得更他妈的轰动

482
00:27:29,002 --> 00:27:30,265
你们俩一定有办法

483
00:27:30,505 --> 00:27:32,372
快点吧，别收在屁眼里

484
00:27:32,709 --> 00:27:34,201
你们想轰动是吧？

485
00:27:34,446 --> 00:27:35,379
对呀

486
00:27:42,929 --> 00:27:44,762
老板，九号房间，小心看路

487
00:27:44,933 --> 00:27:46,197
美琪，快点！

488
00:27:46,537 --> 00:27:47,232
你到哪去？

489
00:27:47,472 --> 00:27:48,599
想累死人呀？        快点！

490
00:27:48,841 --> 00:27:50,036
好好招呼大老板

491
00:27:53,851 --> 00:27:56,152
搞错！这久还没轮到我？

492
00:28:00,465 --> 00:28:02,093
正点！超正点呀…

493
00:28:02,335 --> 00:28:03,826
这个更正点…

494
00:28:07,111 --> 00:28:08,341
张警官

495
00:28:08,714 --> 00:28:11,048
现在柏兰街一个架步外面

496
00:28:11,285 --> 00:28:13,255
有好几百人在排队，很热闹

497
00:28:13,858 --> 00:28:15,657
听说有本〈激情〉的色情杂志

498
00:28:15,862 --> 00:28:16,989
免费请召妓

499
00:28:17,297 --> 00:28:18,287
我们要不要有所行动？

500
00:28:32,061 --> 00:28:33,894
你两个上车再说

501
00:28:37,939 --> 00:28:40,068
这次请你们两位出来

502
00:28:40,477 --> 00:28:43,005
就是因为你们玩得过份

503
00:28:44,151 --> 00:28:46,883
你寻欢，我结账

504
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:50,594
张警官，你们告不倒我们

505
00:28:50,831 --> 00:28:52,698
就是，我们征询过法律…

506
00:28:53,069 --> 00:28:57,373
没错，寻欢不代表召妓

507
00:28:59,548 --> 00:29:00,811
不过…

508
00:29:01,419 --> 00:29:03,616
今天的报纸都报导了

509
00:29:04,190 --> 00:29:07,686
我今天叫你们出来，只是先录个口供

510
00:29:07,965 --> 00:29:09,958
让我回去有个交待

511
00:29:10,704 --> 00:29:12,367
张警官，你想我们怎样说？

512
00:29:13,308 --> 00:29:15,210
我不能教你怎样说

513
00:29:15,814 --> 00:29:18,843
但你该照事实说话

514
00:29:19,522 --> 00:29:22,824
你们只不过想跟读者开个玩笑

515
00:29:23,028 --> 00:29:25,693
没想到他们信以为真，搞成这样

516
00:29:26,836 --> 00:29:29,774
至于他们上了''鸡窦''，干了些什么

517
00:29:29,975 --> 00:29:32,070
你们当然会说不知道

518
00:29:32,346 --> 00:29:34,909
记住，我叫张铁柱

519
00:29:35,887 --> 00:29:37,549
将来别栽在我手上

520
00:29:38,425 --> 00:29:40,896
否则，我不会请你们兜风

521
00:29:41,097 --> 00:29:43,727
我会带你们回警署，请喝咖啡

522
00:29:45,974 --> 00:29:46,702
收到

523
00:29:49,314 --> 00:29:52,252
你两个家伙在哪？还不来？

524
00:29:53,055 --> 00:29:54,353
快点呀

525
00:30:04,544 --> 00:30:05,637
对不起…

526
00:30:05,880 --> 00:30:06,813
迟到，不好意思

527
00:30:07,048 --> 00:30:08,210
大哥在那边等你

528
00:30:08,452 --> 00:30:09,511
谢谢…

529
00:30:14,964 --> 00:30:15,932
不好意思…

530
00:30:16,166 --> 00:30:17,465
唐福哥，对不起…

531
00:30:17,737 --> 00:30:19,171
你说是在「乐口福」

532
00:30:19,440 --> 00:30:20,499
我听错了是隔壁的超级市场

533
00:30:20,709 --> 00:30:21,972
而且等了半个钟头

534
00:30:22,212 --> 00:30:23,772
真的，我们还没吃饭

535
00:30:25,285 --> 00:30:27,586
你两个家伙，抹黑我们的架步！

536
00:30:29,226 --> 00:30:30,923
没有…

537
00:30:31,163 --> 00:30:32,564
唐福哥，真的没有

538
00:30:32,833 --> 00:30:35,269
我们一向实情实写，直话直说

539
00:30:35,471 --> 00:30:36,302
是…

540
00:30:36,775 --> 00:30:38,038
操你妈的！

541
00:30:38,779 --> 00:30:40,441
这不是抹黑是什么？

542
00:30:44,556 --> 00:30:46,719
你们不知道我是谁吧？

543
00:30:47,062 --> 00:30:50,557
我现在就告诉你，给你看样东西

544
00:30:50,768 --> 00:30:56,041
这条东西，是从胸口烙到屁股的

545
00:30:57,115 --> 00:30:58,606
当年…

546
00:31:00,221 --> 00:31:02,487
也有人想抹黑我

547
00:31:04,062 --> 00:31:06,328
我就约他出来

548
00:31:07,168 --> 00:31:08,830
每人…

549
00:31:09,706 --> 00:31:12,701
拿着两把宰牛刀

550
00:31:13,414 --> 00:31:14,905
宰牛刀呀

551
00:31:15,985 --> 00:31:17,818
我这条疤…

552
00:31:18,056 --> 00:31:20,391
就是这样弄出来的

553
00:31:20,995 --> 00:31:22,430
而他们…

554
00:31:22,766 --> 00:31:24,929
被我砍成四块

555
00:31:29,345 --> 00:31:30,335
操！

556
00:31:31,115 --> 00:31:33,746
是你自己不济，人家怎样抹黑你？

557
00:31:34,288 --> 00:31:36,190
你这样说什么意思？

558
00:31:38,430 --> 00:31:40,366
操！你懂不懂搞架步？

559
00:31:40,534 --> 00:31:42,835
就是，不懂搞架步，还怪人家

560
00:31:43,139 --> 00:31:44,607
今天死了我们两个

561
00:31:44,843 --> 00:31:45,902
你的架步一样不旺

562
00:31:46,145 --> 00:31:47,374
告诉你，我什么都不会

563
00:31:47,648 --> 00:31:49,242
只会搞旺人家的架步

564
00:31:49,452 --> 00:31:50,420
对

565
00:31:50,988 --> 00:31:51,819
好嚣张！

566
00:32:00,040 --> 00:32:06,144
我唐福出来跑，除了求财…

567
00:32:06,519 --> 00:32:08,455
是不会求气的

568
00:32:09,658 --> 00:32:12,824
我们不如坐下来吃顿饭

569
00:32:13,031 --> 00:32:14,398
大家了解一下好吗？

570
00:32:15,102 --> 00:32:16,935
好…

571
00:32:18,810 --> 00:32:20,370
给他斟酒

572
00:32:21,883 --> 00:32:24,286
今天我们第一次见面

573
00:32:24,522 --> 00:32:26,992
我就耍一下我的独门秘技

574
00:32:27,260 --> 00:32:29,629
耍双刀，让你们开开眼界

575
00:32:29,865 --> 00:32:31,425
好…

576
00:32:34,542 --> 00:32:36,774
好！好…

577
00:32:37,046 --> 00:32:38,378
耍得好！

578
00:32:38,583 --> 00:32:41,110
好！好…

579
00:32:42,891 --> 00:32:43,916
继续…

580
00:32:44,093 --> 00:32:47,031
好…

581
00:32:54,314 --> 00:32:56,750
小姐，戴先生何时有空开支票给我？

582
00:32:57,019 --> 00:32:57,850
我的夥计等着发工资

583
00:32:58,088 --> 00:33:00,024
我真的不知道他何时有空呀

584
00:33:00,392 --> 00:33:02,453
做善事不要少了我一份

585
00:33:02,697 --> 00:33:03,756
开个数给我就行了

586
00:33:04,033 --> 00:33:04,761
多少都无所谓

587
00:33:04,969 --> 00:33:05,867
戴先生！

588
00:33:06,605 --> 00:33:08,734
你知道我小时候最大的志愿是什么？

589
00:33:08,977 --> 00:33:10,536
就是开善堂，真的！

590
00:33:10,746 --> 00:33:11,679
再见！        谢谢戴先生！

591
00:33:11,881 --> 00:33:12,871
送客

592
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:14,779
戴先生

593
00:33:15,122 --> 00:33:16,215
知道了…

594
00:33:16,524 --> 00:33:18,721
Shirley，叫阿文开会，谈发行的事宜

595
00:33:18,962 --> 00:33:20,295
戴先生，我…

596
00:33:20,566 --> 00:33:21,625
你能等就等吧

597
00:33:22,002 --> 00:33:23,562
我很忙，要开会

598
00:33:23,839 --> 00:33:25,832
要是不能等，过两天再来吧

599
00:33:26,211 --> 00:33:27,679
我去开会        戴先生…

600
00:33:27,847 --> 00:33:28,712
Shirley！

601
00:33:31,821 --> 00:33:33,187
真有你的！

602
00:33:34,894 --> 00:33:36,591
狗娘养的！

603
00:33:36,798 --> 00:33:38,791
这就是我们这个月的薪酬

604
00:33:39,069 --> 00:33:40,264
为什么？

605
00:33:40,472 --> 00:33:42,567
为什么要这样受气，像乞食？

606
00:33:42,810 --> 00:33:45,839
杂志又不是滞销，而是畅销

607
00:33:46,383 --> 00:33:47,818
他妈的！

608
00:33:48,020 --> 00:33:49,785
为什么要受这鸟气？

609
00:33:50,859 --> 00:33:52,555
操他祖宗！给他算清楚！

610
00:33:52,830 --> 00:33:54,925
他那份值多少…

611
00:33:55,168 --> 00:33:56,568
买下它！

612
00:34:02,215 --> 00:34:03,205
我们没钱吗？

613
00:34:05,455 --> 00:34:07,823
我也很赞成，但我没钱

614
00:34:08,127 --> 00:34:09,322
我也没钱呀

615
00:34:09,563 --> 00:34:11,692
我有很多，但还没赚到

616
00:34:12,001 --> 00:34:14,335
我不凑，我宁愿分小股

617
00:34:15,074 --> 00:34:17,442
那我回去按了房子

618
00:34:18,280 --> 00:34:20,910
我也回去叫女朋友按了她的房子

619
00:34:21,120 --> 00:34:22,315
我们应该买下它

620
00:34:22,522 --> 00:34:23,683
好兄弟！

621
00:34:32,107 --> 00:34:34,601
阿忠想从戴先生手上买回〈激情〉

622
00:34:35,046 --> 00:34:36,811
他叫Fanny按了房子

623
00:34:38,387 --> 00:34:39,548
这么冒险

624
00:34:40,023 --> 00:34:42,016
是的，是很冒险

625
00:34:42,462 --> 00:34:43,794
我也劝过他

626
00:34:44,031 --> 00:34:46,126
戴先生那份多少钱？

627
00:34:47,806 --> 00:34:50,072
没一百五十万他是不肯放手的

628
00:34:51,312 --> 00:34:56,016
这房子是爸爸留给我做嫁妆的

629
00:34:59,628 --> 00:35:00,927
干什么？

630
00:35:03,236 --> 00:35:05,433
我把自己押在你身上，明白吗？

631
00:35:08,446 --> 00:35:09,813
你明不明白？

632
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:12,778
明白

633
00:35:15,760 --> 00:35:17,855
终于买下这鬼东西！

634
00:35:20,437 --> 00:35:21,496
恭喜！

635
00:35:22,774 --> 00:35:24,038
恭喜！

636
00:35:24,879 --> 00:35:28,250
买下这鬼东西，可大展鸿图了

637
00:35:30,590 --> 00:35:32,583
今期…今期主题

638
00:35:32,828 --> 00:35:36,062
迷彩女郎丛林颜射你！颜射你！

639
00:35:36,302 --> 00:35:37,098
好！

640
00:35:37,271 --> 00:35:39,264
最要紧是射到脸上，不要射到胸口

641
00:35:39,642 --> 00:35:40,405
去拍吧

642
00:35:40,610 --> 00:35:41,805
好，待会给你看样板

643
00:36:00,784 --> 00:36:03,847
来了…你们对着摄影机

644
00:36:06,561 --> 00:36:09,328
两个男人？我不玩''双龙''的

645
00:36:09,534 --> 00:36:11,197
我们是〈激情〉杂志的记者

646
00:36:11,504 --> 00:36:12,803
来访问崔波波的

647
00:36:13,241 --> 00:36:15,473
原来是记者大哥

648
00:36:15,847 --> 00:36:17,008
失敬

649
00:36:17,283 --> 00:36:19,753
我来开门了，请进

650
00:36:22,893 --> 00:36:25,694
来吧，别害羞，进来坐

651
00:36:26,101 --> 00:36:27,228
行了…

652
00:36:27,570 --> 00:36:28,765
请进，地方浅窄

653
00:36:29,240 --> 00:36:30,435
坐坐坐坐…

654
00:36:32,546 --> 00:36:35,609
你们两个…七喜？

655
00:36:35,886 --> 00:36:38,049
这么快七喜？先来可乐吧

656
00:36:38,492 --> 00:36:39,687
可乐，有

657
00:36:47,175 --> 00:36:49,270
没有可乐，也没有七喜呀

658
00:36:57,262 --> 00:37:00,929
没有可乐、七喜，但有冰棒

659
00:37:01,136 --> 00:37:03,539
但只有一条，你们两个分吧

660
00:37:03,942 --> 00:37:07,609
来吧…吃一点…很好吃的

661
00:37:07,817 --> 00:37:10,117
行，让我自己来吧…

662
00:37:10,354 --> 00:37:12,848
我放这儿，你们自己来

663
00:37:16,700 --> 00:37:18,967
这是我们的名片，我是社长

664
00:37:19,941 --> 00:37:21,034
副社长

665
00:37:23,714 --> 00:37:26,949
谁是社长？  谁是副社长？

666
00:37:27,188 --> 00:37:28,087
我是社长，叫Andy

667
00:37:28,324 --> 00:37:29,553
他是副社长，叫阿忠

668
00:37:32,699 --> 00:37:34,532
你们〈激情〉…

669
00:37:34,736 --> 00:37:36,569
是怎样做访问的？

670
00:37:37,308 --> 00:37:39,676
你主要告诉我们你的卖点

671
00:37:39,880 --> 00:37:41,873
然后拍几张相片就行了

672
00:37:42,117 --> 00:37:44,019
我的卖点…

673
00:37:44,256 --> 00:37:47,125
不是在那电话录音里都说了

674
00:37:47,328 --> 00:37:49,024
那你照电话录音再说一次行了

675
00:37:49,232 --> 00:37:50,325
对，你等一下

676
00:37:54,743 --> 00:37:56,337
在这里说？

677
00:37:57,382 --> 00:37:59,784
你对着我们说，等一下

678
00:38:01,322 --> 00:38:02,757
老板

679
00:38:02,959 --> 00:38:04,986
我是崔波波

680
00:38:05,363 --> 00:38:09,030
我对波好大，好弹手

681
00:38:09,305 --> 00:38:13,575
足足有四十寸，真材实料

682
00:38:14,248 --> 00:38:16,218
我条沟好深

683
00:38:16,419 --> 00:38:19,756
提子又小又粉红

684
00:38:20,060 --> 00:38:23,191
我可以帮你做''口爆''的

685
00:38:23,433 --> 00:38:26,132
人体按摩、独龙钻

686
00:38:26,405 --> 00:38:28,534
转呀转…

687
00:38:28,810 --> 00:38:31,373
转得你欲仙欲死

688
00:38:31,582 --> 00:38:34,645
我''妹妹''又小又多汁

689
00:38:34,889 --> 00:38:37,690
可以帮你吸呀吸…

690
00:38:37,928 --> 00:38:40,798
帮你震''交交''…

691
00:38:41,001 --> 00:38:44,304
三百块，好便宜呀老板

692
00:38:44,541 --> 00:38:47,011
我等你了

693
00:38:49,083 --> 00:38:49,948
行不行？

694
00:38:50,320 --> 00:38:51,481
行不行呀？

695
00:38:51,722 --> 00:38:53,453
行你就不用找我们啦

696
00:38:55,897 --> 00:38:57,764
首先答应我们一件事

697
00:38:58,603 --> 00:39:00,402
你要老实点

698
00:39:00,840 --> 00:39:02,833
四十寸？真的还是假的？

699
00:39:03,613 --> 00:39:05,742
还有你做的服务，说的那些…

700
00:39:06,017 --> 00:39:07,953
人家全都会做

701
00:39:08,188 --> 00:39:11,024
知不知道这行最忌的是什么？

702
00:39:11,261 --> 00:39:12,560
就是说自己便宜

703
00:39:12,798 --> 00:39:14,494
若要便宜自己搞定可以了

704
00:39:14,935 --> 00:39:17,565
你现在首先要做的就是加价

705
00:39:18,208 --> 00:39:20,110
三百块没人问津还要加价？

706
00:39:20,780 --> 00:39:22,716
相信我们吧，包在我们身上

707
00:39:23,085 --> 00:39:25,146
你将会成为全香港…

708
00:39:25,724 --> 00:39:27,420
最红的''一楼一凤''

709
00:39:28,662 --> 00:39:32,568
我做梦也没想过可以成为最红的

710
00:39:32,803 --> 00:39:36,265
那你就要相信我们的两枝…笔

711
00:40:03,532 --> 00:40:04,260
找谁？

712
00:40:04,500 --> 00:40:06,196
是〈激情〉介绍我来找崔波波

713
00:40:12,148 --> 00:40:12,774
出版了？

714
00:40:13,017 --> 00:40:14,042
是呀，自己看看

715
00:40:15,589 --> 00:40:17,285
真人蛮不错嘛

716
00:40:18,595 --> 00:40:22,159
里面说的全部都是真的

717
00:40:22,402 --> 00:40:23,735
进来，姐姐陪你玩个痛快

718
00:40:23,939 --> 00:40:24,634
好呀

719
00:40:30,919 --> 00:40:32,080
我找崔波波

720
00:40:32,322 --> 00:40:33,517
来啦！

721
00:40:34,927 --> 00:40:36,054
进来吧，老板

722
00:40:36,296 --> 00:40:37,423
不是嘛，样子差很远…

723
00:40:37,665 --> 00:40:38,792
不用对了，进来吧

724
00:40:39,002 --> 00:40:39,970
不，我找崔波波…

725
00:40:40,171 --> 00:40:41,196
进来再说吧

726
00:40:42,775 --> 00:40:45,076
来吧，我们再来一次

727
00:40:46,850 --> 00:40:47,840
怎么样？

728
00:40:49,389 --> 00:40:51,859
一次不行，我们再来一次

729
00:40:55,368 --> 00:40:56,768
你歇够了没有？

730
00:40:57,070 --> 00:40:58,596
歇够了就来吧

731
00:40:58,841 --> 00:41:00,242
好不好？来吧

732
00:41:00,511 --> 00:41:02,572
我要投诉你们〈激情〉欺骗读者！

733
00:41:03,517 --> 00:41:05,110
明明写着崔波波

734
00:41:05,321 --> 00:41:07,518
上来就却变成吹乒乓

735
00:41:07,825 --> 00:41:09,818
完全货不对办！

736
00:41:12,602 --> 00:41:14,195
我对你们凤姐界和〈激情〉的

737
00:41:14,406 --> 00:41:15,999
专业操守非常怀疑！

738
00:41:16,410 --> 00:41:17,308
如果再这样…

739
00:41:17,545 --> 00:41:19,013
以后我再也不看这本杂志！

740
00:41:19,215 --> 00:41:24,180
我还要唱衰你！唱衰你…

741
00:41:29,903 --> 00:41:30,996
崔波波！

742
00:41:31,907 --> 00:41:34,207
你这只懒鸡快给我出来！

743
00:41:34,980 --> 00:41:37,712
我正忙…你别进来

744
00:41:37,952 --> 00:41:38,441
下次再来吧

745
00:41:38,720 --> 00:41:39,710
好，我就在这儿等你

746
00:41:40,423 --> 00:41:41,949
你现在进来吧

747
00:41:42,261 --> 00:41:44,629
你害得我的〈激情〉名誉扫地！

748
00:41:44,832 --> 00:41:46,028
干嘛？你看这叠信

749
00:41:46,269 --> 00:41:47,430
全是投诉你的！

750
00:41:48,139 --> 00:41:50,302
你进来再说吧

751
00:41:50,543 --> 00:41:52,240
进来…干嘛？你眼睛有毛病吗？

752
00:41:52,547 --> 00:41:54,176
你进来再说呀！

753
00:41:54,418 --> 00:41:55,181
进来就进来

754
00:41:55,520 --> 00:41:57,717
可知道我的〈激情〉这次给你害死了

755
00:42:00,463 --> 00:42:01,396
有客？

756
00:42:04,037 --> 00:42:05,768
我不是客！

757
00:42:06,007 --> 00:42:07,636
你是谁？朗拿度？

758
00:42:08,145 --> 00:42:10,047
我们是劫匪，社长

759
00:42:13,456 --> 00:42:15,722
多亏你杂志，我们才找上门来

760
00:42:16,962 --> 00:42:18,431
可以签个名留念吗？

761
00:42:18,666 --> 00:42:20,259
那你们两个叫什么名字？

762
00:42:20,503 --> 00:42:22,233
千万别说出我们的名字

763
00:42:22,641 --> 00:42:24,303
就随便…朗拿度、朗拿甸奴

764
00:42:24,745 --> 00:42:26,338
对不起，我们要继续打劫你

765
00:42:31,358 --> 00:42:32,519
小弟，可以走了

766
00:42:32,694 --> 00:42:34,322
谢谢你，社长

767
00:42:35,566 --> 00:42:36,499
这边

768
00:42:39,207 --> 00:42:40,232
走了？

769
00:42:40,542 --> 00:42:42,034
走了…走了

770
00:42:42,246 --> 00:42:43,407
松绑…松绑呀！

771
00:42:43,648 --> 00:42:44,172
怎么松呀，大姐？

772
00:42:44,450 --> 00:42:45,748
他们绑得那么实，那么给面子

773
00:42:46,154 --> 00:42:48,090
我好渴呀！

774
00:42:48,325 --> 00:42:49,190
怎么办？

775
00:42:50,529 --> 00:42:51,519
不行…

776
00:42:51,999 --> 00:42:52,829
我好急

777
00:42:53,602 --> 00:42:54,592
好痛呀

778
00:42:54,837 --> 00:42:56,466
好急…        好痛…

779
00:42:58,578 --> 00:43:00,047
随便拿东西喝吧

780
00:43:01,684 --> 00:43:03,813
你喝避孕套和KY吗？

781
00:43:05,092 --> 00:43:06,685
忘了买饮料

782
00:43:07,463 --> 00:43:09,022
那么多人死，还不见你死

783
00:43:10,001 --> 00:43:11,903
糟！要尿尿！

784
00:43:12,206 --> 00:43:14,574
你别尿！你那儿对着我这儿…

785
00:43:14,944 --> 00:43:15,912
我不渴呀

786
00:43:16,113 --> 00:43:17,844
越来越急，好急…

787
00:43:18,017 --> 00:43:18,916
你先解开绳子吧

788
00:43:19,620 --> 00:43:20,211
快帮我…

789
00:43:20,522 --> 00:43:22,617
我要尿尿…

790
00:43:24,831 --> 00:43:26,026
你咬什么？

791
00:43:26,401 --> 00:43:27,869
不要舐…

792
00:44:11,790 --> 00:44:13,453
如果你对所有顾客…

793
00:44:13,694 --> 00:44:15,493
都有这样服务态度

794
00:44:16,132 --> 00:44:18,159
那就不用我上来了

795
00:44:18,871 --> 00:44:21,934
都是我不好，我懒惰…

796
00:44:22,177 --> 00:44:25,081
我赚够钱…就叫妹妹来代替

797
00:44:26,118 --> 00:44:27,917
我以后都不会这样了

798
00:44:29,426 --> 00:44:31,224
说这些有屁用？

799
00:44:31,897 --> 00:44:34,231
这样吧，你写封悔过书

800
00:44:34,436 --> 00:44:36,770
我帮你刊登在下一期，不就行了？

801
00:44:38,242 --> 00:44:39,232
也好

802
00:44:42,317 --> 00:44:43,752
刚才…

803
00:44:44,054 --> 00:44:47,356
刚才那下子要多少钱？我…

804
00:44:47,594 --> 00:44:49,461
我给你钱

805
00:44:49,666 --> 00:44:53,332
不用了，以后当交个朋友

806
00:44:55,243 --> 00:44:56,677
我们还没报案

807
00:44:57,949 --> 00:44:59,577
报什么案？

808
00:44:59,886 --> 00:45:01,684
大姐，我第一次的

809
00:45:01,923 --> 00:45:04,621
报案被人家知道…那更糟

810
00:45:05,063 --> 00:45:06,429
这倒是

811
00:45:06,967 --> 00:45:10,235
你放心吧，我以后一定会努力

812
00:45:10,573 --> 00:45:11,905
一定会

813
00:45:12,544 --> 00:45:14,639
我记得你们说过

814
00:45:14,915 --> 00:45:20,257
我以后可以…做最红的''一楼一''

815
00:45:27,139 --> 00:45:29,736
骨精强哥，这个七…

816
00:45:29,945 --> 00:45:31,539
我真要全力推介给你

817
00:45:31,816 --> 00:45:32,875
一流货色

818
00:45:33,151 --> 00:45:36,089
何志文兄，这个七行不行？

819
00:45:36,324 --> 00:45:37,155
行…

820
00:45:37,427 --> 00:45:38,861
就不用做宣传了

821
00:45:39,063 --> 00:45:40,692
当然是不行才来找你帮忙

822
00:45:40,934 --> 00:45:42,927
总之，请你大力吹捧

823
00:45:43,205 --> 00:45:44,366
草鸡吹成凤凰，拜托

824
00:45:44,541 --> 00:45:46,442
你知道我们是照实写，不收费的

825
00:45:46,746 --> 00:45:47,907
那就最好

826
00:45:48,482 --> 00:45:51,683
这个七比较擅长哪方面？

827
00:45:54,260 --> 00:45:55,660
吹奏

828
00:45:56,197 --> 00:45:58,167
她吹奏不错，打个比方

829
00:45:58,368 --> 00:46:00,463
若是音乐方面，她是…

830
00:46:00,774 --> 00:46:02,367
KennyG的级别

831
00:46:17,273 --> 00:46:18,468
精强哥

832
00:46:19,510 --> 00:46:20,671
等了很久？

833
00:46:26,491 --> 00:46:29,759
我从没听过有人姓骨的

834
00:46:30,164 --> 00:46:31,463
笔名而已

835
00:46:32,670 --> 00:46:35,301
我们开始做访问吧，贵姓？

836
00:46:35,542 --> 00:46:36,475
别搞我

837
00:46:37,813 --> 00:46:39,806
赵啷啷

838
00:46:40,619 --> 00:46:42,383
赵啷啷，乡下哪里？

839
00:46:43,023 --> 00:46:45,824
番愚…混葡萄牙

840
00:46:46,731 --> 00:46:48,496
看得出不是那么纯

841
00:46:48,935 --> 00:46:50,369
几岁，赵啷啷？

842
00:46:52,643 --> 00:46:54,977
十九吧…人人都这样写的

843
00:46:55,181 --> 00:46:57,208
十八就太小妹妹了

844
00:46:58,554 --> 00:46:59,716
三围？

845
00:47:02,362 --> 00:47:06,166
36、22、38？

846
00:47:06,737 --> 00:47:09,004
你觉得我臀部很大吗？

847
00:47:09,242 --> 00:47:10,301
不是…

848
00:47:10,544 --> 00:47:12,947
36、22、33

849
00:47:13,150 --> 00:47:14,277
OK？        OK

850
00:47:14,486 --> 00:47:17,583
有什么…秘技？

851
00:47:18,360 --> 00:47:19,726
最擅长之类

852
00:47:19,964 --> 00:47:21,830
我样样擅长

853
00:47:22,201 --> 00:47:24,103
只是不懂按摩

854
00:47:24,572 --> 00:47:26,405
那你擅长哪几样？

855
00:47:26,610 --> 00:47:29,878
擅长…光说吗？当然要做呀

856
00:47:30,584 --> 00:47:31,779
别搔我…

857
00:47:32,020 --> 00:47:33,546
不做怎样写？要感受一下嘛

858
00:47:33,857 --> 00:47:35,349
不用了

859
00:47:37,498 --> 00:47:38,796
真厉害，你怎知道

860
00:47:39,034 --> 00:47:40,867
我在地上干都很厉害的

861
00:48:49,441 --> 00:48:50,807
冷…好冷

862
00:48:56,822 --> 00:48:59,953
热呀！热…好热

863
00:49:06,374 --> 00:49:08,105
冷…冷呀

864
00:49:09,313 --> 00:49:11,682
好冷…热…

865
00:49:11,819 --> 00:49:14,312
热…冷…热…冷…

866
00:49:15,325 --> 00:49:17,158
热呀…

867
00:49:51,631 --> 00:49:53,464
赵啷啷吹出冰火有情天

868
00:49:53,668 --> 00:49:55,661
骨精强感觉到自己…      拿来！

869
00:49:55,906 --> 00:49:58,776
在赤道与北极之间穿梭来回

870
00:49:58,979 --> 00:50:01,678
明白到淫间有情之道理

871
00:50:01,884 --> 00:50:03,284
你再读？操你妈的！

872
00:50:03,722 --> 00:50:05,521
干嘛？你刊登了出来，人人都能看到

873
00:50:05,759 --> 00:50:06,282
我现在读有什么问题？

874
00:50:06,527 --> 00:50:08,018
我写完怎样看就无所谓

875
00:50:21,023 --> 00:50:22,013
对不起

876
00:50:46,573 --> 00:50:47,506
我有

877
00:50:48,344 --> 00:50:48,867
你有呀？

878
00:50:50,247 --> 00:50:51,840
我有…这个！

879
00:50:52,719 --> 00:50:54,279
还有一条这个

880
00:50:57,094 --> 00:50:58,529
冰火有情天呀

881
00:50:58,764 --> 00:50:59,789
试试看，来呀

882
00:51:00,033 --> 00:51:01,160
来吧，宝贝！来

883
00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:08,212
七，你跑到哪去？

884
00:51:08,416 --> 00:51:10,409
可知道外面休息室的人都在等你

885
00:51:10,654 --> 00:51:12,647
万人空巷，人人高呼''七…''

886
00:51:12,892 --> 00:51:13,860
你跑到哪去？

887
00:51:14,061 --> 00:51:16,258
我…我去看医生

888
00:51:16,499 --> 00:51:17,832
好好的看什么医生？

889
00:51:18,136 --> 00:51:21,438
我…医生说我日吹夜吹…

890
00:51:21,743 --> 00:51:24,213
我再这样吹，会患骨膜炎

891
00:51:24,448 --> 00:51:26,441
我不能再吹了

892
00:51:26,987 --> 00:51:27,818
见你的鬼！

893
00:51:28,055 --> 00:51:29,546
你这嘴型正适合小钢炮

894
00:51:29,758 --> 00:51:30,521
你不吹，谁吹？

895
00:51:30,760 --> 00:51:32,286
快走，不能停

896
00:51:32,531 --> 00:51:33,864
你是骨场KennyG

897
00:51:34,101 --> 00:51:35,091
你不吹，谁来吹？

898
00:51:35,336 --> 00:51:36,269
来…快走

899
00:51:36,505 --> 00:51:37,530
不要…好痛呀

900
00:51:37,707 --> 00:51:38,470
陈先生！

901
00:51:51,735 --> 00:51:55,197
Andy哥、忠哥，今晚赏面来捧场

902
00:51:55,944 --> 00:51:57,504
很好玩吧，我都说嘛

903
00:51:57,681 --> 00:52:00,619
早点找我，马上给你们留个大房间

904
00:52:01,789 --> 00:52:03,691
行了，不用招呼我们两个

905
00:52:04,394 --> 00:52:06,295
忠哥，别耍我啦

906
00:52:06,532 --> 00:52:08,125
这样好吗？我叫Kitty妈来

907
00:52:08,402 --> 00:52:09,597
带些美女陪你们一块玩

908
00:52:09,838 --> 00:52:11,774
不好，这阵子美女都看腻了

909
00:52:12,009 --> 00:52:14,810
你找些有特色的给我们看看

910
00:52:15,282 --> 00:52:16,546
有特色？

911
00:52:26,104 --> 00:52:28,438
看什么？害怕了？

912
00:52:31,749 --> 00:52:33,012
会不会猜拳？

913
00:52:34,453 --> 00:52:37,050
猜拳呀！晓不晓？

914
00:52:38,628 --> 00:52:39,618
晓

915
00:52:40,566 --> 00:52:41,591
你先喊

916
00:52:42,536 --> 00:52:43,799
全收！全收！

917
00:52:50,519 --> 00:52:51,578
还说是猜拳之王

918
00:52:52,723 --> 00:52:53,986
来！        好

919
00:52:54,226 --> 00:52:55,125
我喊！

920
00:52:55,329 --> 00:52:56,194
好！

921
00:52:56,764 --> 00:52:58,961
五！十！喝！

922
00:53:06,384 --> 00:53:07,146
来

923
00:53:07,486 --> 00:53:09,182
你这么厉害，我们不如…

924
00:53:10,359 --> 00:53:11,189
玩半打

925
00:53:11,427 --> 00:53:12,952
好！好…

926
00:53:24,419 --> 00:53:27,016
今时今日还有这样的服务态度？

927
00:53:27,525 --> 00:53:28,151
就是

928
00:53:32,301 --> 00:53:33,132
来

929
00:53:33,337 --> 00:53:34,498
来，你先

930
00:53:35,708 --> 00:53:36,368
听着

931
00:53:36,944 --> 00:53:37,376
五！

932
00:53:37,445 --> 00:53:37,969
十五！

933
00:53:38,213 --> 00:53:39,203
十！听着

934
00:53:39,749 --> 00:53:40,614
全收

935
00:53:46,630 --> 00:53:47,529
喝光它

936
00:53:47,732 --> 00:53:48,700
谢谢

937
00:53:50,871 --> 00:53:51,770
好家伙

938
00:54:05,668 --> 00:54:07,136
我想他差不多了

939
00:54:07,672 --> 00:54:08,605
什么差不多？

940
00:54:09,409 --> 00:54:10,638
我就不信赢不了你！

941
00:54:10,811 --> 00:54:11,642
好！

942
00:54:15,554 --> 00:54:17,045
我们别…

943
00:54:17,257 --> 00:54:19,626
别再玩喝酒这肤浅玩意，我们玩…

944
00:54:20,063 --> 00:54:20,928
脱衣！

945
00:54:21,365 --> 00:54:22,094
大话骰！

946
00:54:22,468 --> 00:54:23,127
好呀！

947
00:54:26,810 --> 00:54:28,278
脱        不

948
00:54:28,914 --> 00:54:29,939
脱呀

949
00:54:31,252 --> 00:54:32,220
不要

950
00:54:32,420 --> 00:54:34,653
不要？刚才那么大声叫？

951
00:54:34,826 --> 00:54:35,691
脱吧

952
00:54:35,895 --> 00:54:37,124
给次机会吧

953
00:54:37,364 --> 00:54:38,958
给一次机会？那走吧…

954
00:54:39,168 --> 00:54:41,104
别…这样子怎么走？

955
00:54:41,639 --> 00:54:42,698
就这样走

956
00:54:42,909 --> 00:54:44,138
那给我件衣服吧

957
00:54:44,344 --> 00:54:46,211
好，脱，自己脱

958
00:54:47,985 --> 00:54:48,850
脱呀！

959
00:54:49,087 --> 00:54:49,952
别玩啦

960
00:54:50,190 --> 00:54:51,021
那走吧…

961
00:54:52,027 --> 00:54:53,120
怎么样？

962
00:54:53,362 --> 00:54:53,920
来真的？

963
00:54:54,164 --> 00:54:55,359
脱呀！

964
00:54:55,700 --> 00:54:56,690
来，脱呀

965
00:54:57,204 --> 00:54:58,297
这么好？

966
00:54:59,608 --> 00:55:03,810
很多杂志随便找个女人来做封面

967
00:55:04,117 --> 00:55:06,349
我们〈激情〉是否需要搞点新意思？

968
00:55:06,989 --> 00:55:08,151
给点意见吧

969
00:55:13,336 --> 00:55:14,429
想到了

970
00:55:15,172 --> 00:55:16,505
我们可以走时事路线

971
00:55:16,709 --> 00:55:17,734
什么？！

972
00:55:19,247 --> 00:55:21,844
你知道我一向不熟这些东西

973
00:55:22,052 --> 00:55:23,612
提点意见而已

974
00:55:26,127 --> 00:55:28,154
将封面人物故事化

975
00:55:28,532 --> 00:55:31,230
找些生活背景不同的女人来做封面

976
00:55:31,437 --> 00:55:32,633
然后美化她们就行了

977
00:55:32,841 --> 00:55:33,706
好像行呀

978
00:55:33,910 --> 00:55:34,935
听来不错

979
00:55:35,212 --> 00:55:38,184
对呀，我们甚至可以找一只鸡

980
00:55:38,485 --> 00:55:40,148
甚至是一只小姐

981
00:55:40,455 --> 00:55:42,357
或者是一只骨女，好不好？

982
00:55:42,559 --> 00:55:44,860
将她们变成姑娘，你说行不行？

983
00:55:45,867 --> 00:55:48,862
BB，我听不懂你们说什么

984
00:55:50,843 --> 00:55:52,004
你不用听懂

985
00:55:52,446 --> 00:55:53,744
行了，我们两个懂就行了

986
00:55:53,950 --> 00:55:54,975
我们下一期找谁好？

987
00:55:55,686 --> 00:55:56,847
找什么人呢？

988
00:55:57,690 --> 00:55:58,419
赵啷啷

989
00:56:02,866 --> 00:56:04,392
谁是赵啷啷？

990
00:56:05,439 --> 00:56:06,668
哪个赵啷啷？

991
00:56:07,042 --> 00:56:08,237
不就是你那个赵啷啷

992
00:56:08,611 --> 00:56:09,772
你的赵啷啷？

993
00:56:11,951 --> 00:56:13,284
为什么我的赵啷啷？

994
00:56:14,256 --> 00:56:15,588
楼价又跌了

995
00:56:15,792 --> 00:56:16,919
你借啷啷给人家嚼

996
00:56:17,128 --> 00:56:18,529
所以是你的赵啷啷

997
00:56:20,502 --> 00:56:22,198
你干么借啷啷给人家嚼？

998
00:56:24,142 --> 00:56:26,409
我几时借啷啷给你嚼呀？

999
00:56:26,948 --> 00:56:27,916
你嚼他的啷啷？

1000
00:56:28,217 --> 00:56:29,618
我没嚼他的啷啷呀

1001
00:56:29,887 --> 00:56:31,116
是他借啷啷给人家嚼

1002
00:56:31,390 --> 00:56:32,950
所以是他的赵啷啷

1003
00:56:33,127 --> 00:56:34,960
你干么借啷啷给人家嚼？

1004
00:56:41,911 --> 00:56:43,140
对呀

1005
00:56:48,858 --> 00:56:49,654
打电话

1006
00:56:57,108 --> 00:56:58,076
赵啷啷

1007
00:56:58,544 --> 00:57:00,411
我…第一次…

1008
00:57:00,748 --> 00:57:01,681
第一次？

1009
00:57:02,852 --> 00:57:04,822
我没做过封书女郎

1010
00:57:05,157 --> 00:57:06,853
我买了些葡挞

1011
00:57:07,128 --> 00:57:08,619
不知合不合你口胃？

1012
00:57:09,032 --> 00:57:12,698
我…指我自己，赏面…

1013
00:57:13,240 --> 00:57:14,367
行，没问题

1014
00:57:15,177 --> 00:57:16,941
我们有专业摄影师在此

1015
00:57:17,181 --> 00:57:20,381
你别怕，有我的经验和这部机

1016
00:57:20,821 --> 00:57:23,486
你再丑，我也会把你拍得漂亮

1017
00:57:23,727 --> 00:57:24,626
放心吧

1018
00:57:24,829 --> 00:57:26,161
他傻的，不用理他

1019
00:57:27,368 --> 00:57:30,704
阿忠，你跟她说说今晚拍摄主题

1020
00:57:31,242 --> 00:57:33,337
今晚我们拍摄的主题

1021
00:57:33,747 --> 00:57:35,717
是以水果为主

1022
00:57:35,951 --> 00:57:37,477
这蕉特别为你而做

1023
00:57:37,722 --> 00:57:39,453
这蕉是真人倒模制造

1024
00:57:39,692 --> 00:57:41,160
绝对是真有其蕉

1025
00:57:41,395 --> 00:57:42,728
请你先坐到那边

1026
00:57:48,142 --> 00:57:49,839
现在可以脱衣服了吗？

1027
00:57:50,046 --> 00:57:51,036
可以

1028
00:57:57,627 --> 00:57:59,221
那我自己先就位

1029
00:58:02,604 --> 00:58:04,369
好，骑上蕉

1030
00:58:04,608 --> 00:58:06,100
对，就像骑小马那样

1031
00:58:06,812 --> 00:58:08,782
右腿…骑上去…

1032
00:58:08,984 --> 00:58:11,420
对，右腿提高点…

1033
00:58:12,057 --> 00:58:13,889
等等…

1034
00:58:19,071 --> 00:58:20,130
再高一点

1035
00:58:20,873 --> 00:58:22,706
好！正点…就是这样…

1036
00:58:22,944 --> 00:58:24,208
嘴巴张大点…

1037
00:58:24,414 --> 00:58:25,177
开心点

1038
00:58:25,450 --> 00:58:26,941
开心点放进嘴里

1039
00:58:31,962 --> 00:58:33,295
断了，不好意思

1040
00:58:33,833 --> 00:58:34,892
你那条没断，没事

1041
00:58:35,068 --> 00:58:35,967
继续含

1042
00:58:39,277 --> 00:58:42,272
你试一试…头侧一点

1043
00:58:42,450 --> 00:58:44,282
对，这样好看点

1044
00:58:49,564 --> 00:58:50,121
好，够了

1045
00:58:50,332 --> 00:58:51,322
好，停一停

1046
00:58:51,902 --> 00:58:53,495
等一下你试用手指

1047
00:58:54,173 --> 00:58:57,009
把自己手指摆在这，然后放进嘴里

1048
00:58:57,947 --> 00:58:59,108
是不是这样？

1049
00:59:06,832 --> 00:59:08,893
是…是吧      是吗？

1050
00:59:11,441 --> 00:59:12,602
行了

1051
00:59:21,594 --> 00:59:23,530
我今天好高兴

1052
00:59:23,765 --> 00:59:25,667
做〈激情〉杂志第一百期的嘉宾

1053
00:59:25,936 --> 00:59:27,496
从第一期开始

1054
00:59:27,773 --> 00:59:30,745
我就跟〈激情〉杂志一起成长

1055
00:59:31,012 --> 00:59:33,813
我要把最好的送给大家！

1056
00:59:34,954 --> 00:59:36,013
你像一辈子没脱过衣服

1057
00:59:36,223 --> 00:59:36,986
等等！

1058
00:59:37,259 --> 00:59:39,228
我们上巴士再脱，别在这里脱

1059
01:00:03,410 --> 01:00:05,437
我爱香港！

1060
01:00:05,648 --> 01:00:07,709
我爱你！

1061
01:00:21,112 --> 01:00:23,139
各位嘉宾、各位〈激情〉读者

1062
01:00:23,750 --> 01:00:25,219
我们开始了

1063
01:00:25,554 --> 01:00:27,114
在节目开始之前

1064
01:00:27,358 --> 01:00:28,348
我们有面锦旗

1065
01:00:28,627 --> 01:00:31,224
致送〈激情〉杂志社长Andy

1066
01:00:31,433 --> 01:00:32,901
和副社长阿忠

1067
01:00:33,103 --> 01:00:34,366
有请我们集团老板…

1068
01:00:34,739 --> 01:00:35,672
简先生！

1069
01:00:43,457 --> 01:00:45,359
好，有请我们今晚的主角出场

1070
01:00:45,594 --> 01:00:47,187
Andy和忠哥！

1071
01:00:52,475 --> 01:00:53,943
好，现在请简先生送上

1072
01:00:54,211 --> 01:00:57,240
有娱乐界心声的锦旗给两位

1073
01:00:58,219 --> 01:00:59,448
谢谢…

1074
01:01:00,056 --> 01:01:00,682
谢谢！

1075
01:01:00,925 --> 01:01:02,359
我要感谢你们俩才对

1076
01:01:02,628 --> 01:01:04,655
来，拍照…

1077
01:01:04,866 --> 01:01:05,834
好

1078
01:01:08,707 --> 01:01:09,834
好，谢谢简先生…

1079
01:01:10,043 --> 01:01:11,534
麻烦了，辛苦了，麻烦了

1080
01:01:11,645 --> 01:01:15,050
好了，以下时间就交给两位！

1081
01:01:27,677 --> 01:01:34,419
婷婷俾你惊喜

1082
01:01:34,691 --> 01:01:41,627
巨毛多，多到拖地

1083
01:01:41,872 --> 01:01:43,603
打横黎生

1084
01:01:43,876 --> 01:01:48,716
仲穿过底裤出大脾

1085
01:01:49,020 --> 01:01:55,796
可以用嘟喱将巨Gel起

1086
01:01:56,034 --> 01:02:02,240
婷婷有对PinkLin

1087
01:02:02,580 --> 01:02:09,287
随便揸巨边边

1088
01:02:09,493 --> 01:02:16,907
巨住荃湾大街59号上

1089
01:02:17,242 --> 01:02:23,517
等你将精来奉献

1090
01:02:23,722 --> 01:02:31,136
放开彼此心中怀抱

1091
01:02:31,404 --> 01:02:37,838
细佬任得巨吹

1092
01:02:38,051 --> 01:02:44,963
同周含，口中爆

1093
01:02:45,232 --> 01:02:51,643
婷婷亦无畏惧

1094
01:02:51,978 --> 01:02:58,322
婷婷包玩三味

1095
01:02:58,558 --> 01:03:05,437
长驻响巨屋企

1096
01:03:05,605 --> 01:03:12,882
巨住荃湾大街59号上

1097
01:03:13,120 --> 01:03:24,668
口爆斋扑随便你

1098
01:03:34,128 --> 01:03:34,856
大家好

1099
01:03:35,064 --> 01:03:36,293
我是节目主持人Kiki

1100
01:03:36,566 --> 01:03:37,591
从今期开始

1101
01:03:37,869 --> 01:03:40,238
〈激情〉会随书附送VCD一张

1102
01:03:40,674 --> 01:03:41,573
停！

1103
01:03:46,653 --> 01:03:47,951
Andy，没事我先走

1104
01:03:48,156 --> 01:03:48,918
再见

1105
01:03:54,001 --> 01:03:55,595
再见        再见

1106
01:04:03,019 --> 01:04:04,009
可以了吗？

1107
01:04:04,422 --> 01:04:05,583
给我十分钟

1108
01:05:07,614 --> 01:05:10,381
好舒服啊

1109
01:05:11,455 --> 01:05:14,017
给我VCD

1110
01:07:21,646 --> 01:07:22,978
我不行了…

1111
01:07:34,639 --> 01:07:36,836
不会吧，我杀了人？

1112
01:07:41,886 --> 01:07:42,785
怎么样，医生？

1113
01:07:42,988 --> 01:07:44,013
暂时没什么

1114
01:07:44,291 --> 01:07:45,726
只是血压低了一点

1115
01:07:45,928 --> 01:07:48,866
你明天带她到医院做个详细检查

1116
01:07:49,267 --> 01:07:51,032
那我写张介绍信给你

1117
01:07:51,238 --> 01:07:51,933
不好意思，医生…

1118
01:07:52,207 --> 01:07:53,675
你真的是医生？

1119
01:07:54,010 --> 01:07:56,105
是！没见过美女医生吗？

1120
01:08:01,792 --> 01:08:02,817
你没事吧？

1121
01:08:03,229 --> 01:08:04,060
有事呀

1122
01:08:04,331 --> 01:08:05,060
有事？

1123
01:08:06,335 --> 01:08:07,166
什么事？

1124
01:08:07,504 --> 01:08:08,472
绝症

1125
01:08:10,209 --> 01:08:11,268
医生…

1126
01:08:11,478 --> 01:08:14,040
不用了，我知道自己的事

1127
01:08:14,284 --> 01:08:15,843
医生说我没得治了

1128
01:08:16,422 --> 01:08:19,052
我随时都可能会…死的

1129
01:08:20,463 --> 01:08:22,592
不会吧？        会的

1130
01:08:22,867 --> 01:08:23,892
你有没有验清楚？

1131
01:08:24,136 --> 01:08:25,263
医生刚才怎样跟你说？

1132
01:08:25,506 --> 01:08:26,599
验清楚了

1133
01:08:26,809 --> 01:08:29,075
好好的我都会不明不白昏倒

1134
01:08:29,648 --> 01:08:31,310
刚才医生却跟我说你没事

1135
01:08:31,585 --> 01:08:33,178
你的绝症叫什么？

1136
01:08:33,956 --> 01:08:35,254
就叫…绝症

1137
01:08:40,302 --> 01:08:42,637
你会不会在我…

1138
01:08:42,874 --> 01:08:46,506
死之前，对我…好一点？

1139
01:08:51,491 --> 01:08:52,983
会不会？

1140
01:10:13,954 --> 01:10:14,979
干什么？

1141
01:10:15,891 --> 01:10:16,984
我太想你了

1142
01:10:59,411 --> 01:11:02,076
赵啷啷、萧正含

1143
01:11:02,417 --> 01:11:05,048
赵啷啷、崔波莲

1144
01:11:05,256 --> 01:11:07,226
赵啷啷…

1145
01:11:07,594 --> 01:11:09,689
你的赵啷啷大比数胜出

1146
01:11:09,932 --> 01:11:11,127
你别在Fanny面前说

1147
01:11:11,368 --> 01:11:12,894
你再说，我会翻脸的

1148
01:11:13,305 --> 01:11:15,366
我不知道，你还是自己抽个幸运儿

1149
01:11:21,088 --> 01:11:22,716
若碰上个变态的玩性虐待

1150
01:11:22,957 --> 01:11:24,119
岂不很危险？

1151
01:11:24,795 --> 01:11:27,323
照你说法，她每晚接客不危险吗？

1152
01:11:28,269 --> 01:11:31,207
但与封面女郎一夜情是我们的主意

1153
01:11:31,742 --> 01:11:33,905
出了事，我们要负责的

1154
01:11:34,314 --> 01:11:36,477
造马吧，你顶上

1155
01:11:37,186 --> 01:11:38,780
Fanny认得我的

1156
01:11:39,391 --> 01:11:42,488
那算了，就任她天天跟人玩性虐待

1157
01:11:42,764 --> 01:11:44,996
或者给人肢解算了

1158
01:11:48,609 --> 01:11:50,407
你说我的脸打了格子

1159
01:11:50,613 --> 01:11:51,740
Fanny会不会认出来？

1160
01:11:54,153 --> 01:11:56,818
这样，你去找家即影即有

1161
01:11:57,059 --> 01:11:58,493
照张相后自己打格子

1162
01:11:58,729 --> 01:11:59,593
再拿回去问Fanny认不认得

1163
01:11:59,831 --> 01:12:01,094
不就行了

1164
01:12:02,102 --> 01:12:03,593
对呀！

1165
01:12:05,642 --> 01:12:06,667
谢谢

1166
01:12:29,790 --> 01:12:32,660
打了格子，Fanny应该不认得吧

1167
01:12:33,865 --> 01:12:35,994
Calvin上吧，他没女朋友，好不好？

1168
01:12:38,808 --> 01:12:40,505
不好意思，是不是迟很多？

1169
01:12:40,979 --> 01:12:42,038
你结婚？

1170
01:12:45,220 --> 01:12:46,279
眼睛没事吧？

1171
01:12:46,524 --> 01:12:48,494
没什么，阳光太猛

1172
01:12:49,430 --> 01:12:51,092
你这造型好像花过心思

1173
01:12:51,333 --> 01:12:52,825
是呀…好不好看？

1174
01:12:53,203 --> 01:12:55,264
好看，好看极了

1175
01:12:56,443 --> 01:12:57,742
行了，来吧！

1176
01:12:58,046 --> 01:12:58,979
好

1177
01:13:00,451 --> 01:13:02,353
你两个站开一点！

1178
01:13:03,357 --> 01:13:05,988
对了，退后一点…

1179
01:13:06,229 --> 01:13:07,492
老兄，硬绷绷的干什么？

1180
01:13:07,799 --> 01:13:08,892
放松一点

1181
01:13:09,235 --> 01:13:11,432
还有你下面，搞什么？竖起来了！

1182
01:13:11,673 --> 01:13:12,903
前生没见过女人吗？

1183
01:13:13,911 --> 01:13:15,277
对了…

1184
01:13:15,514 --> 01:13:17,609
你别摆那死相，大姐！

1185
01:13:17,819 --> 01:13:19,344
不是你下面，是你的样子！

1186
01:13:19,589 --> 01:13:21,718
放松一点！对了

1187
01:13:22,328 --> 01:13:24,161
等会喊开拍，你两个就对冲

1188
01:13:24,399 --> 01:13:25,367
知不知道？

1189
01:13:25,567 --> 01:13:26,500
好，来

1190
01:13:26,936 --> 01:13:27,767
开拍！

1191
01:13:43,169 --> 01:13:44,159
行不行？

1192
01:13:45,541 --> 01:13:46,406
你干么？

1193
01:13:47,077 --> 01:13:48,136
很老土

1194
01:13:48,680 --> 01:13:49,579
这就行了

1195
01:13:55,059 --> 01:13:58,054
抱住她，转呀转…

1196
01:13:58,265 --> 01:13:59,928
我没喊停，你可不要停

1197
01:14:14,765 --> 01:14:17,065
好开心…好爽呀

1198
01:14:24,852 --> 01:14:26,616
珍宝珠？

1199
01:14:29,227 --> 01:14:30,752
老兄，你买什么回来？

1200
01:14:30,964 --> 01:14:32,227
我叫你买花呀

1201
01:14:32,433 --> 01:14:35,098
你说要老土嘛，这够老土了

1202
01:14:35,373 --> 01:14:36,773
你就够老土！

1203
01:14:36,942 --> 01:14:38,639
不管了，等会你拿着这束东西

1204
01:14:38,879 --> 01:14:41,350
就…跪在她跟前送给她

1205
01:14:41,585 --> 01:14:43,316
有多老土就多老土，知道吗？

1206
01:14:43,522 --> 01:14:46,517
你…你帮我拍下后面背景

1207
01:14:46,762 --> 01:14:47,889
有多难看就多难看

1208
01:14:48,199 --> 01:14:49,565
越土越好

1209
01:14:49,734 --> 01:14:51,294
好，我一喊开拍就来了

1210
01:14:51,505 --> 01:14:52,871
好，预备…

1211
01:14:53,241 --> 01:14:53,970
等等

1212
01:14:55,111 --> 01:14:56,580
啷啷姐        是

1213
01:14:56,815 --> 01:14:58,944
现在不是上班，你坐端庄点

1214
01:14:59,186 --> 01:14:59,881
对不起…

1215
01:15:00,088 --> 01:15:00,612
对，谢谢

1216
01:15:00,823 --> 01:15:01,791
准备…

1217
01:15:01,992 --> 01:15:02,925
开拍！

1218
01:15:07,537 --> 01:15:09,666
开心点，对，放松一点

1219
01:15:09,841 --> 01:15:10,774
对了

1220
01:15:11,043 --> 01:15:12,068
你看人家比你更开心

1221
01:15:12,312 --> 01:15:14,111
像吃了屎，整个死人样

1222
01:15:20,896 --> 01:15:24,836
我这么大，还没有男人陪我漫步沙滩

1223
01:15:25,806 --> 01:15:27,833
其实我是很老土的

1224
01:15:28,077 --> 01:15:30,479
我也想有个男人陪我漫步沙滩

1225
01:15:32,152 --> 01:15:35,352
那你以前跟男友常到哪里拍拖？

1226
01:15:36,427 --> 01:15:39,297
没有呀，找个阴暗地方搞…

1227
01:15:39,533 --> 01:15:40,899
又搞又摸而已

1228
01:15:46,380 --> 01:15:49,112
这时候，赵啷啷终于发现

1229
01:15:49,320 --> 01:15:51,290
读者为她预备好的香槟

1230
01:15:51,524 --> 01:15:52,992
痛死人了！什么东西？

1231
01:15:58,504 --> 01:16:00,440
赵啷啷觉得非常感动

1232
01:16:00,742 --> 01:16:01,937
什么来的？        他们要接吻了

1233
01:16:02,579 --> 01:16:03,307
是香槟

1234
01:16:04,750 --> 01:16:05,843
接吻啦！

1235
01:16:06,520 --> 01:16:07,613
亲嘴呀！

1236
01:16:08,858 --> 01:16:10,087
好

1237
01:16:19,512 --> 01:16:20,502
对了…

1238
01:16:20,949 --> 01:16:23,215
柔情点，望着对方喝酒

1239
01:16:23,420 --> 01:16:24,513
对了…

1240
01:16:24,723 --> 01:16:25,884
好了，不用喝太多

1241
01:16:26,159 --> 01:16:28,926
好，放下它，拿起一颗草莓

1242
01:16:29,699 --> 01:16:30,861
对了…

1243
01:16:31,069 --> 01:16:32,037
然后自己吮…

1244
01:16:32,271 --> 01:16:33,296
别看我，看着他，对了

1245
01:16:33,540 --> 01:16:35,169
吮一下草莓，吮呀

1246
01:16:36,045 --> 01:16:38,515
很享受，就像吮他那儿

1247
01:16:38,750 --> 01:16:39,946
对了，然后给他吃

1248
01:16:40,154 --> 01:16:41,679
行了…够了…交给他吃…

1249
01:16:42,158 --> 01:16:43,183
对了

1250
01:16:43,427 --> 01:16:44,486
陶醉一点…

1251
01:16:44,729 --> 01:16:45,526
嘴别张那么大

1252
01:16:45,798 --> 01:16:47,631
你别当是平时那个…

1253
01:16:47,868 --> 01:16:50,533
没错…对了…

1254
01:16:59,192 --> 01:17:01,662
好，甩掉他们…摇过来…拍我

1255
01:17:01,930 --> 01:17:03,923
对了，在两位享用了香槟之后

1256
01:17:04,201 --> 01:17:05,693
画面不要静下来

1257
01:17:05,971 --> 01:17:08,203
对了，在两位享用了香槟之后

1258
01:17:08,477 --> 01:17:10,640
幸运读者终于可以跟他梦中情人

1259
01:17:10,914 --> 01:17:13,408
赵啷啷进入我们早已预备好的房间里

1260
01:17:13,687 --> 01:17:16,659
在床头，我们摆了一百多个避孕套

1261
01:17:17,193 --> 01:17:18,822
我们今期有奖竞猜游戏就是

1262
01:17:19,064 --> 01:17:22,127
这幸运读者到底用了多少个避孕套

1263
01:17:22,337 --> 01:17:24,330
答案会在下期揭晓

1264
01:17:29,284 --> 01:17:31,049
来个包剪锤好不好？

1265
01:17:31,255 --> 01:17:32,280
还不进去！

1266
01:17:35,630 --> 01:17:37,293
好了，他们进了房间发生什么事

1267
01:17:37,534 --> 01:17:38,524
真是天晓得

1268
01:17:38,769 --> 01:17:41,605
记得写信来竞猜他们大战了多少回合

1269
01:17:41,943 --> 01:17:42,432
收工

1270
01:17:43,646 --> 01:17:44,875
行不行…

1271
01:17:45,082 --> 01:17:45,913
我没问题

1272
01:17:46,418 --> 01:17:48,479
你要记住，今晚你是幸运读者

1273
01:17:48,789 --> 01:17:50,418
房里面的东西全都属于你

1274
01:17:50,893 --> 01:17:52,294
好自为之

1275
01:17:52,931 --> 01:17:53,796
不是说假装的吗？

1276
01:18:07,493 --> 01:18:11,057
如果你想走的话…

1277
01:18:11,568 --> 01:18:13,002
你可以走

1278
01:18:55,221 --> 01:18:57,623
如果要我停的话，你可立刻叫停

1279
01:20:12,708 --> 01:20:19,518
低点…低点…

1280
01:20:20,657 --> 01:20:22,091
不是…

1281
01:20:22,260 --> 01:20:24,196
低点，不是…

1282
01:20:24,532 --> 01:20:26,525
中间…

1283
01:20:30,209 --> 01:20:31,542
对了

1284
01:20:33,950 --> 01:20:36,011
中间…对了

1285
01:20:58,232 --> 01:21:00,361
我从不知道，原来…

1286
01:21:00,703 --> 01:21:03,072
全身都可以是性器官

1287
01:21:13,862 --> 01:21:14,921
怎么了？

1288
01:21:19,808 --> 01:21:21,641
我想我傻了

1289
01:21:25,118 --> 01:21:28,353
我很累了，可否搂着我一起睡？

1290
01:22:00,655 --> 01:22:02,318
这些碟还没看厌吗？别看了

1291
01:22:02,492 --> 01:22:03,687
等一等…

1292
01:22:04,730 --> 01:22:08,967
你说那男人脸上…干么要打格子？

1293
01:22:09,273 --> 01:22:12,143
要保护读者，给人看见不太好

1294
01:22:13,915 --> 01:22:15,077
不对呀

1295
01:22:17,189 --> 01:22:18,657
有点像你

1296
01:22:19,827 --> 01:22:21,660
不像，哪里像？我见过他

1297
01:22:22,432 --> 01:22:24,834
不可能，他的身形…

1298
01:22:26,273 --> 01:22:27,536
跟你一样呀

1299
01:22:27,776 --> 01:22:29,039
那鼻子，你看…

1300
01:22:29,246 --> 01:22:30,407
一样的！

1301
01:22:30,648 --> 01:22:31,877
打了格子你也看到？

1302
01:22:32,051 --> 01:22:33,041
看到的，你学我这样

1303
01:22:33,286 --> 01:22:35,085
眼睛这样就可以了

1304
01:22:36,594 --> 01:22:38,621
是吧…是不是很像？

1305
01:22:39,098 --> 01:22:40,863
我突然有些事…      干么？

1306
01:22:41,169 --> 01:22:42,296
很需要的

1307
01:22:42,539 --> 01:22:44,269
那你告诉我是不是你

1308
01:23:22,151 --> 01:23:23,049
喂？

1309
01:23:23,420 --> 01:23:24,820
我是Fanny，你睡着了？

1310
01:23:25,224 --> 01:23:26,283
刚睡下

1311
01:23:26,759 --> 01:23:27,749
对不起

1312
01:23:27,995 --> 01:23:30,296
我有件事想跟你说，可以吗？

1313
01:23:30,701 --> 01:23:31,532
等等

1314
01:23:37,414 --> 01:23:38,108
什么事？

1315
01:23:38,350 --> 01:23:39,443
没什么

1316
01:23:39,685 --> 01:23:43,420
我最近不知是否自己疑神疑鬼

1317
01:23:44,495 --> 01:23:47,261
我觉得阿忠自从搞〈激情〉之后

1318
01:23:47,534 --> 01:23:49,731
整个人好像不同了

1319
01:23:50,774 --> 01:23:52,037
有什么不同？

1320
01:23:52,711 --> 01:23:54,304
事情是这样的

1321
01:24:05,169 --> 01:24:07,196
不行了…

1322
01:24:08,042 --> 01:24:10,444
刚才你…从哪学来的？

1323
01:24:12,583 --> 01:24:16,182
没有…写得多，试试看嘛

1324
01:24:16,425 --> 01:24:19,420
试试…这么熟练？

1325
01:24:20,232 --> 01:24:22,429
是吗？

1326
01:24:22,837 --> 01:24:26,277
那…再试一次

1327
01:24:29,884 --> 01:24:32,447
你说，他硬不承认自己有份玩

1328
01:24:32,690 --> 01:24:33,885
叫我如何相信？

1329
01:24:34,294 --> 01:24:37,289
你别多疑，对大家都没好处

1330
01:24:39,103 --> 01:24:43,306
我也知道，但我没办法呀

1331
01:24:43,512 --> 01:24:45,744
现在我每次跟他做的时候

1332
01:24:46,016 --> 01:24:46,949
都没办法投入

1333
01:24:47,219 --> 01:24:50,282
只顾着留意他的手脚动作

1334
01:24:50,526 --> 01:24:52,392
跟以前有什么不同

1335
01:24:53,297 --> 01:24:55,666
我就快发疯了

1336
01:24:56,404 --> 01:24:59,001
对了，那你和Andy呢？

1337
01:24:59,243 --> 01:25:00,438
你不担心吗？

1338
01:25:01,480 --> 01:25:04,213
如果有事发生，担心也没用

1339
01:25:04,854 --> 01:25:08,349
介不介意说说你们有否出来玩？

1340
01:25:08,628 --> 01:25:09,995
你意思是说去滚？

1341
01:25:10,231 --> 01:25:12,531
我可以不作记录，不写出来

1342
01:25:12,770 --> 01:25:15,036
可是我很有兴趣想知道

1343
01:25:17,612 --> 01:25:19,548
说没有是骗你的

1344
01:25:20,318 --> 01:25:23,085
这样都能忍，你以为我是圣人吗？

1345
01:25:23,291 --> 01:25:25,227
圣人不会出色情书

1346
01:25:25,462 --> 01:25:26,623
圣人出圣经的

1347
01:26:12,856 --> 01:26:14,792
可不可借厕所用一下？

1348
01:26:15,594 --> 01:26:17,496
我好急呀

1349
01:26:18,400 --> 01:26:19,663
你是谁？

1350
01:26:20,939 --> 01:26:22,601
等会儿再告诉你，谢谢

1351
01:26:42,214 --> 01:26:45,186
还钱给你，顺道买下你的房子

1352
01:26:45,754 --> 01:26:48,487
房子属于我们的，干么多此一举？

1353
01:26:49,027 --> 01:26:51,863
我想证明，我养得起你

1354
01:27:42,266 --> 01:27:44,168
我买了你最喜欢吃的东西回来了

1355
01:27:59,834 --> 01:28:02,431
谁弄花了这份合约？

1356
01:28:02,740 --> 01:28:04,174
还画画…

1357
01:28:05,846 --> 01:28:06,779
阿忠呢？

1358
01:28:13,161 --> 01:28:15,598
我跟你说了八万四千八百六十五次

1359
01:28:15,866 --> 01:28:18,029
叫你不要用这颜色做封面

1360
01:28:18,271 --> 01:28:19,466
你是聋的？

1361
01:28:20,876 --> 01:28:23,973
叫你不要写什么<好色鬼之插洞奇谈>

1362
01:28:24,183 --> 01:28:26,676
老兄，我们这本是色情杂志

1363
01:28:26,922 --> 01:28:28,322
你以为是〈聊斋〉呀？

1364
01:28:30,996 --> 01:28:32,966
你要无理取闹就继续吧

1365
01:28:33,434 --> 01:28:34,994
关什么事？

1366
01:28:36,106 --> 01:28:38,167
Pamela收拾东西走了

1367
01:28:38,946 --> 01:28:40,744
你说什么Pamela？

1368
01:28:42,519 --> 01:28:43,680
你别走，站住！

1369
01:28:44,289 --> 01:28:45,222
去你妈的！

1370
01:28:45,491 --> 01:28:46,254
站住！

1371
01:28:48,164 --> 01:28:49,564
你说Pamela是吗？

1372
01:28:50,235 --> 01:28:52,603
你弄得自己女朋友思觉失调就算了

1373
01:28:52,772 --> 01:28:54,104
干么还要连累我？

1374
01:28:54,376 --> 01:28:56,004
害得我女朋友也走了

1375
01:28:56,313 --> 01:28:57,474
你埋怨我？

1376
01:29:00,655 --> 01:29:01,816
你说…

1377
01:29:03,059 --> 01:29:04,756
说呀，怎么？

1378
01:29:04,997 --> 01:29:05,965
干么不出声了？

1379
01:29:06,533 --> 01:29:07,466
我说！

1380
01:29:07,736 --> 01:29:08,761
说，来呀

1381
01:29:09,473 --> 01:29:11,466
''哎''什么？出去！

1382
01:29:11,677 --> 01:29:12,975
说！说…

1383
01:29:13,213 --> 01:29:14,443
你真的要听？

1384
01:29:14,750 --> 01:29:17,414
你当我是什么？一直当我是你手下？

1385
01:29:18,256 --> 01:29:20,819
是谁介绍你写骨精强和肥龙？

1386
01:29:21,730 --> 01:29:23,198
你手下？

1387
01:29:24,068 --> 01:29:26,436
〈激情〉我们两个人搞的

1388
01:29:26,707 --> 01:29:28,904
你当社长，我就当副社长

1389
01:29:29,145 --> 01:29:31,581
我去你妈的！你手下？

1390
01:29:32,852 --> 01:29:35,015
你从没说过你想当社长

1391
01:29:35,223 --> 01:29:37,318
我有礼貌！我有修养！

1392
01:29:42,504 --> 01:29:44,406
你这么有礼貌，这么有修养

1393
01:29:44,642 --> 01:29:46,407
就不要搞什么色情杂志了

1394
01:29:46,646 --> 01:29:47,909
还说要当社长？

1395
01:29:48,116 --> 01:29:50,143
副社长还嫌小呢

1396
01:29:51,122 --> 01:29:53,115
你这么有修养…

1397
01:29:53,827 --> 01:29:54,988
为什么搞按摩女郎？

1398
01:29:55,197 --> 01:29:56,222
你说什么！

1399
01:30:02,143 --> 01:30:04,136
我现在不玩了，你自己上吧

1400
01:30:17,941 --> 01:30:20,070
说真的，我一直都很欣赏你

1401
01:30:20,279 --> 01:30:21,440
这个你可能不知道

1402
01:30:22,383 --> 01:30:24,376
Andy只会嘴吧说话

1403
01:30:24,588 --> 01:30:26,683
没有你的支持，他行吗？

1404
01:30:27,093 --> 01:30:30,828
〈激情〉是你的构思，这我很清楚

1405
01:30:31,068 --> 01:30:33,265
他在外面认屎认屁就由他去吧

1406
01:30:33,472 --> 01:30:35,271
他说什么也可以

1407
01:30:35,576 --> 01:30:37,603
我真的替你不值

1408
01:30:37,881 --> 01:30:41,115
我这人就是这样，直肠直肚

1409
01:30:41,823 --> 01:30:44,259
我早就批定你们两个迟早拆夥

1410
01:30:44,561 --> 01:30:46,087
我出过批命书的

1411
01:30:46,398 --> 01:30:48,197
你找我来就为了贬我旧拍档？

1412
01:30:48,569 --> 01:30:50,505
不止！我没那个闲工夫

1413
01:30:51,041 --> 01:30:52,977
阿忠，你是聪明人

1414
01:30:53,145 --> 01:30:55,411
你该知道我很想再跟你合作

1415
01:30:55,583 --> 01:30:57,917
我对出版的热诚你不会怀疑吧

1416
01:30:58,288 --> 01:30:59,881
我就不信你再搞一本色情书刊

1417
01:31:00,159 --> 01:31:01,627
会比〈激情〉差

1418
01:31:36,297 --> 01:31:38,130
中国人有句古语

1419
01:31:38,334 --> 01:31:42,274
朋友可以共患难，不可以共富贵

1420
01:31:43,277 --> 01:31:44,438
你同意吗？

1421
01:31:46,450 --> 01:31:49,183
有没有后悔过出版色情杂志？

1422
01:31:50,859 --> 01:31:52,555
我从决定搞的第一刻起

1423
01:31:52,829 --> 01:31:54,196
从来没有后悔

1424
01:31:54,566 --> 01:31:57,333
搞色情杂志令你失去多少东西？

1425
01:31:58,040 --> 01:32:00,033
我没算过，亦不想去计算

1426
01:32:00,445 --> 01:32:01,470
但我告诉你

1427
01:32:01,714 --> 01:32:03,274
不管做什么，都应该有条底线

1428
01:32:03,484 --> 01:32:04,349
底线？

1429
01:32:04,553 --> 01:32:06,648
搞色情刊物也有底线？

1430
01:32:07,092 --> 01:32:09,585
我跟你说，不管做什么事

1431
01:32:09,830 --> 01:32:11,697
你必须给自己定一条底线

1432
01:32:11,900 --> 01:32:14,097
说不定到最后能救你自己一命的…

1433
01:32:14,606 --> 01:32:15,767
就是这条底线

1434
01:32:34,045 --> 01:32:34,978
老板，新出版的？

1435
01:32:35,213 --> 01:32:36,408
是呀，刚刚到

1436
01:32:36,750 --> 01:32:38,082
我要这本        谢谢

1437
01:34:04,190 --> 01:34:06,592
冤家路窄

1438
01:34:06,862 --> 01:34:07,887
还泡不泡？

1439
01:34:08,765 --> 01:34:10,894
泡！为什么不泡？

1440
01:34:13,041 --> 01:34:16,741
你两兄弟很久没见，过来谈谈吧

1441
01:34:16,982 --> 01:34:18,144
你也过来

1442
01:34:26,835 --> 01:34:29,432
你两个家伙，互不顺眼

1443
01:34:29,674 --> 01:34:31,074
不如单挑吧

1444
01:34:31,311 --> 01:34:32,973
单挑呀

1445
01:34:38,257 --> 01:34:39,817
想怎么样？

1446
01:34:40,763 --> 01:34:41,890
什么想怎样？

1447
01:34:44,303 --> 01:34:45,271
扁他

1448
01:35:00,602 --> 01:35:03,005
胜负已分了

1449
01:35:03,207 --> 01:35:06,475
这么快摆平了？      不会吧？

1450
01:35:22,612 --> 01:35:25,209
看不出你也挺能打的

1451
01:35:25,385 --> 01:35:27,821
几时有空跟我打两场

1452
01:35:32,399 --> 01:35:34,197
他今天有没有发脾气？

1453
01:35:53,506 --> 01:35:59,679
Andy，我辞了电视台记者那份工

1454
01:36:01,924 --> 01:36:05,021
我打算下个月去美国攻读神学

1455
01:36:05,998 --> 01:36:07,523
其实我们一起工作

1456
01:36:08,436 --> 01:36:10,167
不光是为了赚钱

1457
01:36:10,607 --> 01:36:12,372
只是想开开心心

1458
01:36:12,745 --> 01:36:14,943
这本刊物完全脱轨了

1459
01:36:15,117 --> 01:36:17,053
我们一起合作这么久也很开心呀

1460
01:36:17,321 --> 01:36:18,289
晦淫晦盗

1461
01:36:18,490 --> 01:36:20,858
你相不相信因果报应？

1462
01:36:21,095 --> 01:36:22,290
你明不明白？

1463
01:36:24,702 --> 01:36:25,567
我走了

1464
01:36:27,474 --> 01:36:28,806
Mike…

1465
01:36:52,558 --> 01:36:53,821
你干么不走？

1466
01:36:56,999 --> 01:36:59,526
Cindy，帮我叫个…

1467
01:37:00,172 --> 01:37:02,108
叫个批萨，只是我们两个吃

1468
01:37:02,443 --> 01:37:03,570
他没有份

1469
01:37:07,086 --> 01:37:08,145
走吧

1470
01:37:09,424 --> 01:37:11,291
请你走吧

1471
01:37:12,697 --> 01:37:13,927
滚呀！

1472
01:37:18,508 --> 01:37:19,909
你到底想怎样？

1473
01:37:20,112 --> 01:37:21,603
我叫你叫批萨，你吃不吃？

1474
01:37:21,848 --> 01:37:23,340
你不吃我要吃呀

1475
01:37:23,552 --> 01:37:26,820
该走的不走，不该走的都走了

1476
01:37:32,503 --> 01:37:33,732
你想怎么样？

1477
01:37:38,215 --> 01:37:39,945
最多我把他们的股份全给你

1478
01:37:40,084 --> 01:37:41,074
你别走吧        白痴！

1479
01:37:41,554 --> 01:37:44,526
别走…我已经没朋友了

1480
01:37:45,562 --> 01:37:49,400
求求你…别走吧，拜托

1481
01:37:50,739 --> 01:37:51,866
我求求你

1482
01:38:03,999 --> 01:38:06,231
其实你和他那么好朋友

1483
01:38:06,437 --> 01:38:09,672
他定知道那拳不是存心揍他的

1484
01:38:10,244 --> 01:38:12,476
我也不知道会搞成这样

1485
01:38:14,619 --> 01:38:16,680
向他赔个罪不是就行了？

1486
01:38:17,893 --> 01:38:20,329
完了，这回我们真的完了

1487
01:38:22,035 --> 01:38:24,905
不过上来找你也好，起码我明白了

1488
01:38:25,074 --> 01:38:27,408
男人出来嫖的心态是什么

1489
01:38:27,712 --> 01:38:28,702
原来有些东西…

1490
01:38:28,914 --> 01:38:30,907
男人真的不可向自己女人发泄

1491
01:38:32,355 --> 01:38:33,584
谢谢…

1492
01:38:37,432 --> 01:38:39,129
我又加价了

1493
01:38:39,669 --> 01:38:41,001
多少钱？

1494
01:38:41,540 --> 01:38:43,305
做朋友，不计较这些

1495
01:38:43,677 --> 01:38:45,009
收旧价

1496
01:38:45,581 --> 01:38:46,776
收好

1497
01:38:48,721 --> 01:38:51,488
说实话，这里干么装修得这么夸张？

1498
01:38:51,760 --> 01:38:53,023
只不过是''一楼一''

1499
01:38:53,296 --> 01:38:54,195
说真的

1500
01:38:54,399 --> 01:38:56,699
这里确是花了一百多万来装修

1501
01:38:57,037 --> 01:38:59,234
是你叫我努力点嘛

1502
01:38:59,443 --> 01:39:01,241
你知道吗？我现在…

1503
01:39:01,513 --> 01:39:04,781
真的成了全港最红的''一楼一''

1504
01:39:04,986 --> 01:39:06,147
可知道我多了不起

1505
01:39:06,389 --> 01:39:10,694
前两天，还有两家电视台来访问我

1506
01:39:12,434 --> 01:39:15,099
我有样东西送给你，等一下

1507
01:39:38,086 --> 01:39:40,488
我呀…出价三千块

1508
01:39:40,724 --> 01:39:42,284
那位老伯才肯卖给我

1509
01:39:50,177 --> 01:39:51,236
谢谢

1510
01:39:51,879 --> 01:39:54,076
我们是朋友嘛

1511
01:40:16,528 --> 01:40:18,020
有没有见过我的电话单？

1512
01:40:18,198 --> 01:40:18,995
什么？

1513
01:40:19,167 --> 01:40:20,294
电话单呀

1514
01:40:20,469 --> 01:40:23,339
没见过，你自己找吧

1515
01:40:24,210 --> 01:40:25,678
是不是在电脑旁边？

1516
01:41:00,749 --> 01:41:02,685
怎样？找到了没有？

1517
01:41:18,719 --> 01:41:20,780
为什么你会接受Kiki？

1518
01:41:21,090 --> 01:41:23,424
你女朋友Pamela那么好

1519
01:41:23,662 --> 01:41:25,255
为什么你不追回她？

1520
01:41:27,202 --> 01:41:29,434
你自己都不知道为什么？

1521
01:41:38,557 --> 01:41:40,220
也许…

1522
01:41:42,399 --> 01:41:43,799
也许她对我太好吧

1523
01:41:44,669 --> 01:41:47,800
我不明白，可否解释清楚一点？

1524
01:41:48,043 --> 01:41:50,741
她对我太好，我是个男人…

1525
01:41:51,116 --> 01:41:56,218
就是…我在她面前时…

1526
01:41:56,527 --> 01:41:58,052
我觉得…

1527
01:42:00,033 --> 01:42:01,900
怎么说，我很想有一个…

1528
01:42:03,474 --> 01:42:05,170
觉得可以拯救她的女人

1529
01:42:05,378 --> 01:42:06,812
又或者是一个…

1530
01:42:07,515 --> 01:42:09,382
不太正常的女人，就是这样

1531
01:42:11,289 --> 01:42:12,883
坦白说，我还是不明白

1532
01:42:13,026 --> 01:42:14,552
不过我会记下来

1533
01:42:18,871 --> 01:42:21,171
有时候是很奇怪

1534
01:42:23,112 --> 01:42:25,446
明明知道自己爱谁

1535
01:42:25,718 --> 01:42:28,815
但又会不其然放开手让她走

1536
01:42:32,397 --> 01:42:33,422
我也说不清楚

1537
01:42:34,502 --> 01:42:35,663
警方从前天开始

1538
01:42:35,905 --> 01:42:37,533
连续展开''火百合''行动

1539
01:42:37,742 --> 01:42:39,939
扫荡了超过一百间色情场所

1540
01:42:40,146 --> 01:42:42,207
罕有地查封几间成人杂志社

1541
01:42:42,451 --> 01:42:44,478
并拘捕多名出版人及编辑

1542
01:42:44,890 --> 01:42:46,825
负责这次行动的指挥官张铁柱警司

1543
01:42:47,094 --> 01:42:48,323
声称拘捕行动将会继续

1544
01:42:48,530 --> 01:42:49,828
阿忠被捕了！

1545
01:42:51,435 --> 01:42:52,630
去哪里？

1546
01:42:53,106 --> 01:42:54,267
回杂志社

1547
01:42:54,475 --> 01:42:55,500
回去干什么？

1548
01:42:57,247 --> 01:42:58,112
等着被抓

1549
01:42:59,151 --> 01:43:00,483
而警方大举扫荡的地方包括

1550
01:43:00,754 --> 01:43:03,555
各区夜总会、时钟酒店及指压中心等

1551
01:43:03,927 --> 01:43:06,398
被捕人士当中亦包括非法入境者

1552
01:43:06,699 --> 01:43:07,826
直到目前为止

1553
01:43:08,135 --> 01:43:10,732
已有120人被带返警署协助调查

1554
01:43:12,711 --> 01:43:15,273
大家快走，警察随时上来抓人封铺

1555
01:43:17,119 --> 01:43:18,782
我说真的，不是开玩笑的

1556
01:43:24,935 --> 01:43:25,903
快点走

1557
01:43:38,128 --> 01:43:39,688
这时候我怎可以走？

1558
01:43:40,900 --> 01:43:42,232
我们是拍档

1559
01:43:47,713 --> 01:43:51,585
如果我被捕，也需要人来保释

1560
01:43:57,233 --> 01:43:58,258
谢谢

1561
01:44:43,825 --> 01:44:44,815
谁是负责人？

1562
01:44:52,442 --> 01:44:53,432
我是

1563
01:44:54,713 --> 01:44:56,980
我储够二十个印花，有赠品换吗？

1564
01:45:01,026 --> 01:45:01,994
你等一下

1565
01:45:05,535 --> 01:45:06,833
这里有一条电子阳具

1566
01:45:07,038 --> 01:45:08,233
我刚刚插完自己的屁眼

1567
01:45:08,440 --> 01:45:09,465
你喜欢拿去吧

1568
01:45:10,578 --> 01:45:11,978
还有很多色情杂志，也拿去吧

1569
01:45:12,182 --> 01:45:13,912
整间公司你都可以拿走！

1570
01:45:14,286 --> 01:45:15,618
二十个印花！

1571
01:45:28,948 --> 01:45:30,246
张警官，我是Andy

1572
01:45:30,451 --> 01:45:32,819
如果你要抓人，请你快点来

1573
01:45:33,791 --> 01:45:35,123
为什要抓你？

1574
01:45:36,395 --> 01:45:38,194
你每本杂志都扫，干么不扫我这本？

1575
01:45:39,769 --> 01:45:43,333
小子，可能你设的底线比别人高

1576
01:45:43,611 --> 01:45:44,806
没收过黑钱

1577
01:45:45,180 --> 01:45:49,849
要是有收的话，夜场账本会有记录

1578
01:45:50,090 --> 01:45:53,187
那就是有抬底交易了，懂吗？

1579
01:45:54,131 --> 01:45:57,501
我跟你说，阿忠不会收黑钱的

1580
01:45:57,738 --> 01:45:59,401
他有没有收我不知道

1581
01:45:59,708 --> 01:46:01,473
不过账本有他的名字

1582
01:46:02,247 --> 01:46:04,149
可能有人替他代收吧

1583
01:46:06,122 --> 01:46:07,818
那本杂志出版人是他

1584
01:46:08,026 --> 01:46:10,519
总编辑是他，执笔的也是他

1585
01:46:10,764 --> 01:46:13,463
当然是抓他，难道抓我？

1586
01:46:14,238 --> 01:46:16,708
那些不是黑钱，是宣传费

1587
01:46:17,076 --> 01:46:19,172
这世界没有免费的东西

1588
01:46:19,448 --> 01:46:21,281
你不收那些钱不等于你清高

1589
01:46:21,552 --> 01:46:22,451
是傻蛋！

1590
01:46:25,927 --> 01:46:26,895
什么？

1591
01:46:27,096 --> 01:46:29,567
你有什么证据证明那笔钱是我收的？

1592
01:46:29,868 --> 01:46:32,270
那笔钱是存入〈春情〉的户口

1593
01:46:32,441 --> 01:46:34,570
这黑锅阿忠背定了

1594
01:46:34,878 --> 01:46:37,371
叫他下次做人聪明点吧

1595
01:46:37,718 --> 01:46:40,519
Andy，你比他聪明多

1596
01:46:40,790 --> 01:46:42,418
我更为欣赏你

1597
01:46:42,694 --> 01:46:45,221
我刚刚有个新概念想跟你合作

1598
01:46:45,466 --> 01:46:47,801
真的！新概念，真的！

1599
01:46:48,005 --> 01:46:48,700
我们合作吧

1600
01:47:05,339 --> 01:47:07,206
什么？怕你吗？

1601
01:47:07,510 --> 01:47:08,671
单挑！

1602
01:47:36,367 --> 01:47:37,528
谢谢你，何律师

1603
01:47:37,770 --> 01:47:38,795
暂时没问题

1604
01:47:39,039 --> 01:47:40,770
有什么事，你随时可以找我

1605
01:47:41,009 --> 01:47:41,738
我先走，再见

1606
01:47:41,945 --> 01:47:42,878
再见

1607
01:47:47,523 --> 01:47:49,355
是我叫Fanny不要来

1608
01:48:04,422 --> 01:48:07,087
今天…好像是〈激情〉出版日

1609
01:48:10,334 --> 01:48:12,702
还记得创刊出版那晚上我们怎样的？

1610
01:48:17,482 --> 01:48:19,076
真的记得？        记得

1611
01:49:19,505 --> 01:49:20,997
你走了之后

1612
01:49:21,242 --> 01:49:23,007
〈激情〉真的没以前畅销

1613
01:50:18,054 --> 01:50:19,454
兄弟，我们打烊了

1614
01:50:31,781 --> 01:50:32,749
我请

1615
01:50:33,118 --> 01:50:34,177
不用，我请

1616
01:50:54,594 --> 01:50:56,222
我不再搞色情书刊了

1617
01:50:59,604 --> 01:51:02,701
台湾有家出版社请我搞电影杂志

1618
01:51:39,583 --> 01:51:40,915
这么久没见？

1619
01:51:41,086 --> 01:51:42,111
是

1620
01:51:43,791 --> 01:51:46,262
我今晚不想跟你说…

1621
01:51:46,496 --> 01:51:48,193
我不再搞色情书刊

1622
01:51:49,302 --> 01:51:52,000
我去台湾做电影文化杂志编辑

1623
01:51:54,512 --> 01:51:57,609
那…什么时候走？

1624
01:51:58,854 --> 01:52:00,015
明天

1625
01:52:00,358 --> 01:52:01,724
这么快？

1626
01:52:02,294 --> 01:52:03,923
都考虑很久了

1627
01:52:07,204 --> 01:52:08,605
好呀

1628
01:52:09,509 --> 01:52:10,498
什么好？

1629
01:52:10,711 --> 01:52:11,804
对你好呀

1630
01:52:16,155 --> 01:52:17,988
告诉我你的真名，行不行？

1631
01:52:26,008 --> 01:52:27,636
我叫赵小娟

1632
01:52:30,851 --> 01:52:32,844
不是番愚混葡国

1633
01:52:33,456 --> 01:52:35,426
是三水混葡国

1634
01:52:35,760 --> 01:52:37,423
我28岁了

1635
01:52:38,166 --> 01:52:42,129
我三围是35、23.5、34

1636
01:52:43,576 --> 01:52:44,976
我还有个女儿

1637
01:52:45,313 --> 01:52:46,872
跟我以前男朋友生的

1638
01:52:47,384 --> 01:52:49,411
她上个月才六岁生日

1639
01:52:51,158 --> 01:52:52,626
你还有什么想知道？

1640
01:52:55,533 --> 01:52:56,660
没有了

1641
01:52:57,571 --> 01:52:59,302
那你想不想知道我些什么？

1642
01:53:02,314 --> 01:53:04,546
在这儿除了含、吹、舐、啜之外

1643
01:53:04,718 --> 01:53:06,449
我也没什么想知道了

1644
01:53:08,291 --> 01:53:12,061
那…吹得好…

1645
01:53:12,834 --> 01:53:14,633
是不是要用真感情？

1646
01:53:20,784 --> 01:53:22,082
你感受一下就知道了

1647
01:54:33,160 --> 01:54:35,630
有用才带吧，月尾就回来了

1648
01:54:41,677 --> 01:54:43,738
为什么你会有这一本？

1649
01:54:44,849 --> 01:54:46,079
什么？

1650
01:54:46,988 --> 01:54:49,584
不知道

1651
01:54:50,328 --> 01:54:51,660
为什么？

1652
01:55:05,491 --> 01:55:06,652
问你呀…

1653
01:55:10,066 --> 01:55:11,433
你老实回答我

1654
01:55:12,672 --> 01:55:15,974
搞色情书刊以来，有没有对不起我？

1655
01:55:22,224 --> 01:55:23,123
没有

1656
01:55:24,496 --> 01:55:25,394
发誓？

1657
01:55:26,332 --> 01:55:27,391
发誓

1658
01:55:48,743 --> 01:55:50,679
这几年，有没有变过？

1659
01:55:51,115 --> 01:55:53,915
没有，就算有也变得很少

1660
01:55:54,888 --> 01:55:56,221
例如呢？

1661
01:56:00,667 --> 01:56:02,967
以前不嫖，现在嫖

1662
01:56:03,172 --> 01:56:05,836
跟黑社会称兄道弟，换了女朋友

1663
01:56:07,012 --> 01:56:08,242
朋友呢？

1664
01:56:19,571 --> 01:56:22,337
那次之后，还有没有见过阿忠？

1665
01:56:23,913 --> 01:56:24,938
没有

1666
01:56:25,917 --> 01:56:27,887
连联络也没有？

1667
01:56:28,689 --> 01:56:29,952
没有

1668
01:56:30,760 --> 01:56:32,662
如果你再见到他

1669
01:56:32,864 --> 01:56:34,891
你第一句话会说什么？

1670
01:56:44,020 --> 01:56:45,079
对不起

1671
01:56:47,359 --> 01:56:48,657
对不起

1672
01:56:50,132 --> 01:56:52,193
因为他是我…

1673
01:56:52,938 --> 01:56:55,170
一生中最好的朋友

1674
01:56:58,215 --> 01:56:59,980
我有一个秘密要告诉你…

1675
01:57:03,124 --> 01:57:04,956
你最好的朋友今天到了

1676
01:57:55,494 --> 01:57:57,361
我有一句话…

1677
01:58:00,137 --> 01:58:01,571
是我欠你的

1678
01:58:04,079 --> 01:58:05,172
对不起

1679
01:58:06,850 --> 01:58:07,783
对不起…

1680
01:58:23,784 --> 01:58:27,052
准备，三、二、一

1681
01:58:28,789 --> 01:58:37,062
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