- Previously on
"Vanderpump Rules"...
- Miami, baby. - Whoo!
- Bachelor... - Ette!
- A lot of these people I've done bad things to.
- Yeah. - They're all still here.
- Yeah.
- If you're not doing anything tomorrow before I go in,
I would love to, like, go do something and grab a bite.
- He makes me twitterpated.
- Max is the most thirstiest person
I've ever met in my entire life. - Thank you.
I brought two of my friends to a birthday dinner,
and he had sex with both of them.
- I just woke up to a text from Tom Sandoval.
"I will literally kick you the out of TomTom."
- There's a ----ing echo chamber.
- Real over the top. - Echo chamber of negativity.
- Schwartz, when you have a place with your name on it,
you don't--Listen. - Dude, don't belittle me.
It's condescending.
- You're saying Sandoval was wrong.
- The way he handled it was piss-poorly.
- Schwartz is the one dropping the ----ing ball here.
- Kristen moved into her house by herself.
- This says "Carter--Important."
- We had sex this morning. - You're so messy.
- You're too old to be messy, Kristen.
- You've never been happy in a single relationship
in your ----ing life.
♪ You know that it's our time ♪
♪ These are the best days of our lives ♪
♪ Just raise your glasses high ♪
♪ This one's for you tonight ♪
- Don't ever, ever say that I haven't checked in on you,
because there's nothing to check in on.
I actually felt really badly about the fact that
I hadn't been there, and then the next time, Carter's there.
- That didn't work for you?
- No, you were ly-- It was like a lie to me.
- If the roles were reversed,
I wouldn't jump down someone's throat
because I've been through it with both of them...
When Patrick ----ed her over. - Excuse me? Excuse me.
When Tom was ----ing around on me.
Go yourself, Kristen.
You're a miserable person.
Why are you talking about Tom ----ing around on me?
- I'm trying to make a joke--
- ...an amazing person like Katie.
- Uh, well, I guess I do.
- It's apples and oranges, bitch. Get over it.
- You guys, like, just, like attack each other.
- Wait. What am I-- - If she said to you,
like, when Jax was ----ing around on you...
- No, I would be... - ...and she was there for you.
- I would be pissed. - That's okay. Okay, yeah.
Thank you. - I would be pissed, too.
- It's not the appropriate time or the place,
and things are heated. I'm sorry, Britt.
- I'm sorry, too. If only I was a better friend,
well, like Kristen.
If I could be more like Kristen...
- Don't say that. - We're bad friends,
and you're not. - Don't drag her into it.
- You're not a bad friend. I'm a bad friend.
- Why do you feel the need to drag Brittany into it?
Make this about her tonight. At least ----ing...
- Listen. Okay, listen. - Conversation is over.
- Okay, so... - Whatever.
- This got very negative very "fastly."
I want to, like, try to have some fun still.
- Yes, we will, I promise.
- Let's, like, just try very hard.
We'll go to a strip club. We'll still have some fun.
- Love it. Love that idea. Let's go.
- What? - I know you didn't wanna talk
about it at the dinner table either. That's all I was saying.
- All right. - You guys, do what
you will with me.
- Oh, we will. - Oh, dude,
already in the posture. Looking good.
- Oh.
- Jax is up. - Jax.
- Here's what I'm thinking for the plan.
We go in. We're just hanging out.
We're having a good time.
The girls will be, like, at the tables,
and then eventually one of us, like, musters up the courage.
- Yeah, yeah.
- For Schwartz' bachelor party, we dressed up in drag,
and it was great.
Give me my ----ing vodka soda.
- So what do I gotta do to get
a guy to buy me a drink around here?
- I don't know how to pee.
- So I figured why not take it to that next level?
Jax is always talking about he's getting ready to turn 40.
So I found movie-quality makeup artists here in Miami.
Jax is about to get a taste of his deepest fears.
- How you doing? I'm Hal.
My name's Hal.
I own a couple strip clubs in Fort Lauderdale.
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Competitive by nature, but I love pussy.
Hal's a good guy.
Years ago, we met in a strip club.
I was coming in. I was driving a tour bus for Zeppelin.
I don't know these ----s.
- I don't know these ----s.
- We get together twice a year. - Yeah, we have a good time.
Hello, I'm Maurice.
You know, I...sometimes get told I look like Don Henley
'cause of my cool hair, and I look out for my friends.
My name is Nico.
I am originally from Greece. A kind soul.
What is long, hard, and full of semen?
A submarine. Hey. Little bit creepy.
I kick them tires
to light them fires, boy. Whoo!
My name is Luke...
and I love shoes.
Excuse me, son. Please lock it.
- We're gonna have all the materials out,
so when you come home at, like, 5:00 in the morning,
and we get woken up, we'll come and take it off.
- Thank you so much. - Thank you.
- Okay, let's go, let's go, let's go.
♪ Still young and still in it ♪
♪ We're back, you come louder ♪
♪ Still young and still in it ♪
- What's up?
- Three waters, please, on Veranda 1.
- Hello.
All is good? - It's going perfect.
- Going great. - Perfect.
- Well, hello. - Hello.
You're managing tonight? - Yeah, in the lounge.
- Okay. I'm gonna need a table here tomorrow night.
I'm getting this award. It's a Hollywood Legacy Award,
and I will be here afterwards for dinner.
Okay? - Sounds good.
- Pride's next week, okay? - Okay.
- You're gonna be one of the only managers.
Just, unfortunately, that's the way it's played out.
We have been hosting Pride parties for years.
- Cheers, fellas. - Cheers, guys.
- ♪ Good as gold ♪
Happy Pride!
But I don't just have two restaurants this year.
We now have three,
and we need to have our sh-- together.
- What about Peter?
- Peter's in the parade.
- Okay, so I'll be managing the restaurant and the lounge?
- You're gonna have to kick some butt when you're here.
- Okay. That makes me nervous.
Sure, sure, sure. Everybody go be in the parade.
Go have fun. I just graduated college,
like, 20 seconds ago, but you want me to manage
your multimillion-dollar restaurant alone.
I got it. No worries.
- Don't let me down. - You can trust me.
You can trust me. I got this.
- You got this. - Oh, God.
- All right, let's have some fun!
- I'm Lala, and I called to set up a table
for Brittany's bachelorette.
- Whoo!
- If I lift my arms up, I'm scared my boobs are gonna show.
- What better way for Brittany to celebrate this marriage to be
than having titties and have fat asses bounced on her?
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
- Could I be using this money to furnish my empty house?
Yes, but Brittany only gets one bachelorette party,
and this is Miami, bitch.
- Want to touch a butt.
- Listen, I'm going in, hoping to meet my wife tonight.
Look at all these whippersnappers.
- Ooh, I like that. It's fresh.
♪ In the club, we be fly from the air ♪
♪ We be fly from the air, we be fly from the air ♪
♪ We be fly from the air ♪
- Thank you.
♪ We be fly from the air, walk into the place ♪
Stupid-ass oxygen tank.
- Ohh. ♪ We be fly from the air ♪
- Show me your titties, Kristen!
- Whoo!
- Give me ones and dollars!
- Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Hey, Stassi.
- Oh, my God!
- That's them.
- Is that them?
Or is that really just a bunch of old men?
- It's them!
- Are you ----ing kidding me?!
- What the hell?!
- That's scary! I wanna see your face!
- I'm trying to see some titties!
- You're so creepy.
- My name's Hal.
- I have never been more... horrified and impressed.
The artistry. Bravo.
- Hey!
- Brittany, Brittany!
Jax...
- Whoo!
- I was kidding around.
- Okay, Katie. Am I cut?
That's so ----ing adult of you.
Grow the up.
- I love you more.
- Yeah!
- Whoo!
- Try me.
That is my brother.
That's my pal.
- ...Tom's issue...
Wait. Now Tom is the problem?
It's so infuriating, him acting like he's above you,
and you don't know what the you're doing.
- I-I know my strengths. I know my weaknesses.
- It's not about that!
- I'm charming.
Just because I'm in the sidecar doesn't mean I'm the sidekick.
- Yeah! Whoo!
We're equal partners, and, you know,
he's gotta respect that.
- Coming up...
- You're dating Max. - Yeah.
- Just, like, woman to woman, like, I don't think you deserve
what could possibly come your way.
- A bottle. - Can you give me a bottle--
another bottle of this? Vanderpump Vodka?
Perfect.
- You guys okay? - Wonderful. Thank you so much.
- Put these on the juices, too. You know what I mean?
- How are you? - Hello.
I've just been real busy running around.
- You've actually been doing a really good job, so I'm--
- Thank you. - Yeah.
- So Pride's a week away.
- Uh-huh. - And I'm not here
to really oversee everything because I'm in the parade.
I have to rely on you guys. I cannot be everywhere.
- Yeah.
- I think Danica's gonna be at SUR.
- Okay.
- Max is doing a very good job, but so is Danica.
Why are you pulling that face?
- No. It's just...nothing.
- Just don't worry about Danica.
Just keep your own house in order.
Okay. Great. I think it's gonna be a great day.
Got everything I need at this point.
I have staff ready, scheduled,
and we're thinking of having James potentially DJ on Friday.
James really wants to DJ here. He's been asking about it.
- Of course he does. He really wants his job back at SUR.
Because I have to stand-- - You're firing me from SUR?
Are you firing me from SUR? - Yes. I have to--
- What? - I have to...
- I'm confident in the fact that he really wants this,
and I'm willing to take the blame.
I'm sure Sandoval is as well.
We would love to have James DJ at TomTom, dude.
- Okay, I have to separate the man from the music.
- Are you cool with it? Are you cool with it or--
- It's for what's best for the business.
- Yeah, I'm stoked, man. - He cannot have one drink.
- Well, he's--hasn't been drinking lately, so...
- Well, sometimes he says he hasn't been drinking,
but I'm not sure that kind of evidence supports that.
I don't think Max really understands
the magnitude of James Kennedy's temperament.
It can be like a bloody wrecking ball
through the restaurant.
- He's gonna be the opening act. You can see how he does.
- James Kennedy can be their responsibility and not mine.
- So... - It's gonna be
TomTom's virgin year, so let's not screw it up.
- I'll have it under control, promise you.
- A glass of wine. Perfect.
- Thank you. - Yeah, of course.
- I'm, uh... - How many reservations do we...
- We have about 30 to 40 more.
But I actually want to talk to you. Um...
Let's go out to the garden.
- So I've been hearing around the grapevine, obviously,
from Scheana and just other people at work that
you're dating Max,
but, like, how serious is that? Are you guys a thing?
- I mean, no. I mean, we're definitely a thing,
but we're not in a full-on relationship.
I think we both like each other and we're just kinda
seeing where it goes. - Okay.
- Yeah. - Um, this is just
a woman to woman, like, I don't think you deserve
what could possibly come your way.
Something happened with somebody that works here.
She's actually working right now--
Adriana.
Her and Max were in a-- were talking.
Like, he was spending the night at her house all the time,
saying all these things to her that would make you believe
that he wanted to actually have a relationship with her,
and on her 30th birthday,
he ended up sleeping with her friend.
- What?
- You ----ed her friend.
You never, ever, ever even hit her up again after that.
That's not okay.
- Last week, you barely acknowledge my presence.
- Hi. I'm Charli. - Charli.
Oh, I've heard about you from Scheana.
She said you were great.
- And now you wanna look out for me?
Like, pick a ----ing lane.
I feel you on that, but I just feel like I need
to see where it's going.
- I'm only telling you this situation
that happened with Adriana as an example
of something that he's capable of.
- I can't just write him off 'cause he's done this sh--
to other people. - Why not?
- I will fully let you be, like, "Girl, I told you.
Like, you're an idiot." Maybe I am,
but also maybe we're just a good fit.
- You know, you just never know.
- Hurry up.
- Sorry. I was just brushing my teeth.
- Nico!
Are you talking about me?
- Nico! Come here, come here.
This is Nico. - Oh, my God.
- Bisexual, FYI. Just so you know.
- It was one time.
- I heard a rumor that you guys are all wearing
the same underwear. - So true.
- I am not dropping trousers for these bitches.
- I don't wanna see your saggy balls. No!
- You see his meat?
- This is actually what these guys are gonna look like
when they're older,
especially with Sandoval, I'm seeing the future
that I don't have to live with anymore.
- I want you to have fun with the guys.
- I know. I'm--I'm good. You should go to bed, baby.
We got a long day tomorrow. - I'm gonna go to sleep, guys.
- And you were sick today. - I love you guys!
- Is there someone here to take your makeup off?
- No, we have to get it professionally taken off.
This is movie quality sh-- right here.
- Jax, we might be back.
- Are you having a good time?
- It wasn't the most fun girls' dinner.
Katie was like, "you, bitch!"
Like, you moved into your perfect house, Katie,
with your perfect husband and your perfect
what the else? What else are you doing?!
What are you guys stressed about?
Your perfect life. Suck my ----ing ----.
Uh, I don't want to
overstay my welcome.
- I don't.
Dude, Katie left 'cause she was pissed off.
- She did? - She was pissed off.
I don't know. She's pissed off. - She was pissed at dinner.
- Well...so... - Spit it, spit it, spit it.
- Okay, I tried to explain to her that the issue
wasn't with her. The issue was between you guys.
The issue was... So when me saying, like,
the issue was with Schwartz, she's thinking
that I'm saying that you're, like...
- Incompetent. That hurt my feelings.
- Can I talk for a second? - Yeah, please.
- Can I talk for a second? - Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
- Okay, Schwartz, just so you know.
There's something that you should know.
- Say it. - We cannot serve alcohol
at TomTom... - I understand the contingency.
- ...without serving food. - I understand that,
but technically, the kitchen was open.
- We were not handing out-- Schwartz.
- I know we weren't, but when the kitchen opened--
- We were not handing-- - Chef was opening the kitchen
prior to-- - No, he wasn't.
- Yes, he was. Were you there? No, you weren't.
Sandoval's doing everything he can to justify
what he texted Stassi,
but I mean, the bottom line is he ----ed up.
- Dude, I don't wanna argue with you.
I'm not trying to, like, make you look bad.
I'm not trying to do any of that.
I'm just literally telling you. - Well, that's what Katie's--
That's what I'm getting at. They're, like, saying,
like, the whole thing was not about Stassi.
It was about Tom being incompetent.
- Schwartz, I am not-- I'm not trying to throw you--
- I don't like when I have to say bad things about you.
- Listen-- - I don't like the way
you handled it. It's bush league.
- So we don't even have
to, like... - Yeah, but here's the thing,
Schwartz-- - No, don't--See?
There's always a "but."
Sandoval is like-- He's like the king
of the "I'm sorry, but..."
- I'm sorry, but I don't remember saying that.
I'm sorry, but for somebody to threaten
to break up with somebody because they
didn't pick up face wipes...
I'm sorry, but I didn't do anything to deserve this.
- You're ----ing lying.
- I'm sorry I sent that text, but you literally, like,
did belittle me in the middle of TomTom.
- It's almost like his apologies are a formality
just to get to why he thinks that he was actually right.
- His "but" is not a "but I don't mean my apology."
He's trying to paint the picture.
- Can I speak for myself? - Go ahead,
but when you do that, you know, yeah, yeah, yeah. No.
Say something. - Yeah, yeah, yeah, sorry.
- My point is, yes, I sent a bad text message,
and I'll own that, but, like-- - Really bad.
- Schwartz, I got it, bro. I got it.
- It was a little-- It was a little personal.
- Can I speak? Am I allowed to?
- Can you just say it? Say it. - Can you please stop?
You're focused on a rage text when actually, like,
dude, there were way bigger issues.
- I could've handled that ----ing party in my sleep.
You're lucky that I was there to ----ing cushion...
- Oh, my God. I'm so lucky. - You're lucky I was there.
- I'm so lucky. Stop. Listen to me. Listen to me.
- I'm listening. - Listen to me!
- Coming up...
- Ew. - Oh, the mustache?
- Oh, my God. It's gotta go. We're never having sex again.
- You don't have to look at me.
- Listen to me.
- I'm listening.
- Listen to me! - Don't yell at me.
- Then ----ing listen.
Who gives a flying
about a ----ing text message?
Our literal-- our literal ----ing business
is on the ----ing line. And you're okay with that.
Apparently, you're okay with that.
- I'm not okay with that.
- I wanna admit something.
- Okay, be calm. - Yeah, go for it.
- I'm too passive. - Yes!
- Sometimes at great-- - Yes.
- ...at great cost to the minor details,
and sometimes he is so focused on the minute details
at great cost to the big picture.
Sorry, Tom. - Communicate.
- You don't have to apologize for that.
- I know. - I ----ed up.
You ----ed up. Just-- We both ----ed up.
Please, please, Schwartz. - Okay, I...
- We're different people. We handle our ----ups
in different ways.
- I have a different skill set.
- You do have a different skill set.
- Thank you.
- Schwartz, you know what? You are 100% right.
- Thank you. That's all I wanted to hear.
You're the biggest asset to TomTom ever.
I don't wanna get emotional right now, but...
Sandoval--his attention to detail--it's unrivaled.
- I can be a little eccentric. I can be a little laser-focused.
- I like to think I help him reel it back in.
- Schwartz, you know, he knows how to deal with me.
- Dude, listen, I love you. - I love you, too, man.
- Can I also get an old man hug?
- Get in here, dog.
A little bit. - She's tiny.
- Oh, my God. You guys are-- You guys smell weird.
Okay, good night. - I know. I smell really bad.
♪ Good times we had ♪
- Ew.
What time is it?
- I cannot look at you seriously.
- I don't--I don't want for you to see me like this.
- Yeah, you gotta get that off before you go to the pool.
- I just hate the fact that there's a mirror on the ceiling.
I can see my face.
- Oh, my God. I am one ugly mother----er.
I'm ready to stop being Hal, and I wanna be Jax again.
Wait.
- Hey, they said don't do that.
- Yeah, I know, but I look at myself in the mirror,
and it's really bad.
- Ew.
Ew. - What? What?
Oh, the mustache?
- Oh, my God. It's gotta go.
- Oh, no. - No. It's gotta go.
- My trimmer-- the battery's dead.
- All right, cool. So we're never having sex again.
- You don't have to look at me.
- Yeah, 'cause she was talking about how
you were ----ing around on me,
and she was an amazing friend to me during that time.
Like, oh, God. Get outta here. - ----ing around.
- I know. She's an-- an asshole, dude.
She was, like, finally making her decisions,
and she was gonna commit, stand her ground,
and now she's like, "Whatever. Yeah, I'm gonna talk to him.
I'm gonna see him on Saturday." I'm like, "Then I don't need
to have another conversation about this."
- It's hard to break up.
- Well, it's gonna be a little hard to do
when Carter has the code to her house,
like, literally walk in anytime.
What about?
I'll show her how to take a break from someone.
I'll take a break from her.
- Katie has basically disowned me,
and I have no idea where Stassi and I stand.
The thought of losing both of them is, like,
a ----ing butterfly knife, like, in my heart,
just twisting.
- I wanna go to the beach. - Yeah.
- They say that the water here is hotter than it is outside.
- Uh, I don't know. I've never been to Miami.
- What are you all doing?
Are you going to the beach or what?
- I don't know. I'm, like, I'm trying to look
at the messages from the guys, but...
I don't even think anyone's awake right now.
- Please. - No way Tom's awake.
This is your chance.
- Guys, I'm not kidding, Tom. I swear on my life.
Please, I need this off my face. - I know, I know. Jax, Jax.
- Please, please, my eyes.
Dude, the--my eyes won't open by themselves.
Hey.
This is my brother. I love him.
You get some last night?
Did you bag one? Oh. Ooh. Ooh.
- Yeah, I wanna laugh, but no joke,
I'm just dead serious. - She's petite.
- I can't open my eyes
all the way without, like, using my hands.
- Dude, we gotta tell them we gotta get this off.
- No, you gotta get up.
- 100% not gonna have any eyebrows left.
Oh.
- Aah! - Hey.
I think she's here.
- All right, will you open up, please?
- Hey!
This guy--he's-- Look, he's got a butter knife.
- Oh, no, no, no, no. - Jax, Jax, yeah, yeah, yeah.
- No, no, no. - I told you.
- I'm sorry. My eyes were shutting.
- Oh, my God, Jax. - Oh, my God.
- All right.
- Coming up...
- She said that you guys, like, were starting to get serious.
- Uh-huh. - And that you, on her birthday,
went home with her friend, and that's how it ended.
- No.
- And then you never gave her any closure
and won't acknowledge her presence anymore.
- Dude, that is such a ----ing lie.
♪ This life we live ♪
♪ The love we give will carry us through ♪
- Whoo!
♪ Will carry us through this life ♪
- That makes me so happy
that you just said that.
- I just wanna say I love all of you guys,
and it's been a really amazing time.
Like, every day has been fantastic.
- Bachelorette!
- Bachelorette Brittany! - Bachelorette!
- Hey, hey! - Where's Kristen and Scheana?
- Kristen said that her and Scheana
chose to go to the pool.
- That looks like Kristen. - That's definitely Doute.
- I feel like any given moment, she could fall in the pool.
She's so accident-prone.
- My face is so, like... - Yeah, chafed and wrecked.
- He never drinks the day after drinking.
- Listen, this is a bachelor party. I'm going to.
- Are you serious? - Yeah!
- I'm going to. - Then I'm drinking, too, then.
- Oh, my God. - We need you guys to go back.
Gotta have sparklers. - Do you want a shot?
- Yeah, we need sparklers. - I'm kidding. Just joking.
- Cheers, guys. - Aah!
- I don't know if Kristen didn't wanna come down here because
of all the drama last night. But I don't know if that--
I don't know if that's why Kristen--
if they went to the pool because of that or what.
- Um, I pretty--
- I just...The last day.
- Like, I was literally choking back tears.
I was like, stay strong.
Katie was like, "you.
I don't wanna be friends with you."
I would literally take a bullet.
I would lay down in traffic for Katie and Stassi,
and I don't feel like it is even slightly reciprocated.
- We'll be arguing about our friendship and be like,
"Brittany's the only one I can trust."
- I'm getting tired of this.
I just don't wanna keep getting brought into this every time.
I told Kristen to please stop as well.
I have said since the get-go
I was not gonna give up on Kristen.
I agree with you guys that she needs to take a break
from Carter. I've told that to her face,
but I'm still gonna be there for Kristen.
- Katie, you tell it how it is. I love that about you.
But, like, I feel like if you wanna talk to someone that way,
like, you shouldn't be friends with each other.
- Exactly.
- It's like taking a bullet. I mean, it's true.
- Stassi, you've been really patient to not be, like,
"Don't talk to me about--"
- You're more patient than she is.
- Yes.
It used to be the Witches of Weho--
me, Katie, and Kristen,
sitting on the beach with our purse full of wine,
talking sh-- about other people,
and now it's me and Katie sitting on the beach
talking sh-- about Kristen?
It's actually... It's kind of sad.
- It literally feels like
dealing with my two best friends,
I can do no right.
- If you can, just say how you feel.
- I don't wanna feel like we've outgrown each other
because it's like--
- But sometimes people do, Kristen.
Not everyone are meant to be lifelong friends.
- Hi.
- Leo!
Why do you have one glass of wine
and an empty BRITA?
- Because I drank most of it,
and I don't wanna leave anything to chance.
Please get out of my fridge. - I'm thirsty.
- It's not your business. - I don't trust you
when you don't have a BRITA full.
- Then fill it. - That's fine.
I'm grabbing the kitty.
- What an angel. Come to your real parent.
- He's pretty frisky right now.
You always get him in the mood.
- Oh, sh--.
- I'm going over my SUR notecards.
Do you wanna quiz me? - How's that going?
- Still learning, so probably could be going better.
- What's in the caprese?
- It's three heirloom tomatoes with a blob of burrata cheese.
- How many pieces, miss? - Three.
- Three pieces, wow. Can I add a fourth piece?
- Yeah. Let's do it.
- How much will that cost me? - $6, of course.
- Really? - I don't ----ing know.
I'm rolling with the punches right now, please.
- Come on. That's a lot of money for an upcharge.
- Is everyone being nice to you
now or what's going on? - No, they hate me.
There are people, I just turn the corner,
and they glare at me or look the other way.
- I feel like I--I'm-- I'm sensing it's because of me,
I guess, but I've never done anything to any of these people
for them to even, like... - No, it's--that's really--
- It, like, blows my mind. It's like...
- It's 100% what it's about. Danica pulled me to the side.
She was just, like, Adriana at SUR--
she said that you guys, like, were starting to get serious.
- Uh-huh. - And that you, on her birthday,
went home with her friend, and that's how it ended.
- No. - And then said that you never
gave her any closure or the chance to talk about it.
- Not true.
- And won't acknowledge her presence anymore.
- Dude, that is such a ----ing lie.
- Well, what happened, then?
- Like, not even that I ghosted her.
There was no--There was no thing to even discuss.
It was one of those hangouts where it'd be, like,
after work, late night. It wasn't like that.
She's making up sh--.
Like, they don't seem to understand, like,
they're just servers at SUR.
I'm the General Manager over at TomTom.
I can tell them that they're not allowed to come to my bar.
Like, you know what I mean? Like, I'm not petty like that,
but if they wanna keep talking, I'll be ----ing petty.
- Like, everyone else needs
to stop involving themselves, pretending to be my friend,
like, telling me this information, where...
- Yeah. - ...you're trying to see us
not work out. That's what's happening, so...
- Like, for Danica, for instance,
like, she's so mean to you, but then all of a sudden,
she's your friend when she wants to tell you
something that's negative. - Yeah.
- 'Cause she's trying to look out for you.
- Yeah.
If it comes down to believing Danica's word
or Max's word, of course I'm gonna believe Max.
Max has been nothing but honest with me.
Danica is trying to get people on the bandwagon
or not liking Max.
- Like, let's say I did do something wrong, right?
And you did find out, and it really made you upset,
so what, we just stop talking, and then what?
- They would love it. That would be--
- But then what are they gonna talk about?
- My nipples.
You know, doing 'em proud.
- I'm gonna start making my nipples hard.
- I'll make your nipples hard.
- I...Challenge accepted. Let's go.
- Coming up...
- Aah!
- Say hello to my little friend!
- Aah!
- Oh, my God. I just dipped my toothbrush in hand cream
'cause I thought it was toothpaste.
- We're not going
to a strip club again tonight, are we?
- No. - Yeah, I can't do it again.
- I mean, no. - It's a nah.
I'm good on strip clubs for, like, the rest of the year.
- Me, too. - Maybe my life.
Oh, my God, Bubba.
- Ugh.
- Ugh. Don't. - Come on.
- Still so grossed out. I'm repulsed.
- I'm all good. It's like a flavor saver.
It already tastes like Red Bull. - No. Ew.
- I'm just gonna start my makeup in, like, five minutes.
- I'm gonna start straightening my hair
in, like, two minutes.
- Do you wanna see a drink menu?
- I think I forgot to clock out yesterday.
- I have two espresso martinis. - Thank you.
- Is it gonna be 11 total? - Yeah.
- Perfect. Can I grab this bottle for you out of the way?
- Hello, hello. - Hi.
- How are you? - You're looking sexy tonight.
- Oh, thank you. - I love that top.
- I was trying to spice it up tonight.
- I mean, you should every night.
Highly encourage that. - I know.
I get lazy, but tonight's not one of those nights.
- No, definitely not.
- Um, by the way,
I really appreciate the talk we had the other night.
Like, at first, when you pulled me aside,
it was--I was pretty nervous.
I talked with Max about it, and we're good and settled.
So... - Oh. okay.
- I feel like-- I feel like I'm into it.
- I just feel like woman to woman,
like, it's just something that you should know.
Dayna has this thing where she, like, stares at you,
like so serious, and I think that her stare,
like, makes you believe, like, anything that's she's saying.
Like, I almost believed her for five seconds
that, like, Max was a good person.
I felt like if it was the other way around, and...
- You'd wanna know. - I'd wanna know as well, so...
- Totally. - Like, girl,
I'm not that stupid.
- Well, I appreciate ya.
- Of course.
So Lisa just called me. She's coming in to eat.
Um, she's gonna be sitting at table 16,
which is your section. Just a heads up.
- I mean, I've been studying my notecards still.
- Oh, I know. You've been doing so good.
- Max was actually helping me today,
and I feel like I'm really getting the menu, so...
- Okay.
Let's go to the coffee room,
and I'll show you how to make her tea.
Max should be showing you how to make it.
He's a pro.
♪ Don't forget that we're famous ♪
- I feel life! I feel life coming in.
- "Selfie addict."
- "Bootylicious"!
- I'm so honored.
- "Wild child"!
Look at that trophy wife!
I'm the bride, bitches!
- The Toms are back together.
Batman has his Robin again.
Not saying that I'm the Robin to his Ba--
I mean, we're both Batmans.
- Is your actual birthday on Monday or on Saturday?
- I hate that, like, seeing them fight like this.
It, like, goes back and forth.
It's like a roller coaster, you know?
- The one thing-- - And I feel like
I'm a hypocrite if I, like,
and, like, "No, Kristen. You can't be a roller coaster"
because me and Jax have been through way worse
than what Kristen and Carter have been through.
I think Kristen looks up to Jax and I
as an example of how a relationship can work
after going through a lot of crap.
So I really feel like Kristen is wanting that same thing
but with her relationship with Carter.
Hey!
Aah!
Oh, my God!
- Whoo!
- This is going in my front yard.
It's going right in the...
- Hey, I asked them for the wallet size.
- Yes. - Those are, like, amazing.
- Hi. How is everything?
- We're ready for her.
- Thanks, darling. - Of course, my queen.
- Oh, my God. That was so exciting.
It was really amazing to be honored
by the Hollywood Museum and be given
the Hollywood Legacy Award for my LGBTQ advocacy.
Still, I have a legacy already? I thought you got
a Hollywood Legacy Award when you were dead.
- Hi. How's everyone doing tonight?
- Oh, my goodness. This is Dayna.
- I know they know, but I'm Dayna,
and I'll be taking care of you this evening.
So many cute animals tonight. I'm loving--
- You can't talk about my friends like that.
- Can I get some drinks going for you guys tonight?
- Uh, Sauvignon Blanc. - Sauvignon Blanc.
Should we order some appetizers as well?
How well do you know the menu now?
- I've been studying my notecards, so...
- What does the tuna come with it?
The tuna and couscous.
- It comes in a tamari soy sauce?
With seared ahi tuna...
and cabbage slaw.
- Yes, cabbage slaw. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's right.
I'll have one of those. - Ooh.
All right, let me get this going for you.
- Thank you. - Thank you.
- She's lovely.
- I saw Lisa's in your section. - I am so stressed out.
Can you get three glasses of Sauv Blanc
and bring it to her table? I have to check my tables.
- Sauvignon blanc? - Three glasses, yes.
- You're being naughty, aren't you?
- Yes.
- Hey, Brett. - How are you guys?
- Good. How are you? How's it going?
- It's going well. - Yes?
- Yeah. How are you guys doing?
- Well, I haven't been working out.
- No, you haven't. - Did you--No, no.
- I was gonna say, do you wanna train tomorrow?
I know you're drinking a little bit.
- Is that gonna be okay?
- Of course I'm drinking. I have to put up with you guys.
- I know. - Cheers.
What I think, you know, is kind of energizing
is that somebody that is absolutely ----ing gorgeous
is kind of, you know, very attentive to me,
and all I have to do for that is pay him 100 bucks an hour?
Now if I could just get work it that I don't even
have to do a bloody sit-up, then it would be perfect.
No to training tomorrow. - All right.
- If you're okay to do,
like, a bit of the security situation at Pride,
it's quite overwhelming.
- Yeah, 100%. Yeah, I'm ready. - Okay.
- I want him to wear a bigger jacket.
Then he looks bigger.
- Ken, do you wanna go sleeveless with me?
- No. - No?
- Well, I could do it, but I wouldn't want--
I wouldn't want to show you up, boy.
- Coming up...
- Sh-- got intense last night.
- You said, "you. I don't wanna walk on eggshells.
" I don't wanna be your friend anymore.
I can't handle you." I'm hurt.
- I'm frustrated.
- Well, do you need anything else right now?
Perfect. Thanks.
- Enjoy, guys.
- Does this one need a pineapple?
just the lime? Okay. - Yeah.
- What's up, buddy? What's up, boys?
How you doing? Good? - Yeah.
- I heard James is DJing at TomTom?
- Yes, it's official. - That's such good news.
- I talked to him. - When is that?
- I booked him for Pride, and he's super pumped.
- Does everything look like it came out okay?
- If you could go and get three slices of lemon,
that would be perfect. - Yeah, absolutely.
Be right back. - All right, darling.
- I'll be working that night. - Oh, okay, that's not bad.
- Who let this guy in here? - Hey.
- When are you done? - Shortly, hopefully.
I'm closing sections, though. - Did you serve Lisa?
- Yeah. - How was that?
- It was terrifying, but I made it through, so...
- Sweet.
- Tell you what, that girl, if she stays here,
she'll be a manager before you know it.
She's smart. She picks it up. She's confident.
She's funny. She's great. She really is.
- I guess I'll just wait for you for a little,
and then I'm gonna go get ready, yeah?
- Yeah. - All right.
I'll catch you in a bit. - All right, buddy.
- Say hello to my little friend!
- Aah!
- I love him and his little toys.
- The handlebar's on fire!
- How are you doing?
- Eh.
- Sh-- got intense last night. Sh-- got weird.
- I wish I could say I just wanna chalk it up
to a weird night, but it wasn't.
It wasn't a drunk night. - No, it was not.
- It wasn't a weird night. It was very legit.
- Yeah.
- And it really hurt my feelings.
You said, "you. I walk on eggshells.
"I don't wanna be your friend anymore.
I can't handle you. I actually want nothing to do with you."
I was hurt. - I'm frustrated.
- We broke up in January, and I know that my "breakup"
doesn't work for you and Katie.
It doesn't look the way you think it should look.
- This is like--But you're-- you're still together.
you're still in-- - No, we're not. No.
- Kristen. Okay.
I would rather you get back together with Carter
so you can be free. I feel like you want to.
I don't really like Carter,
but I love Kristen,
and if Kristen being with Carter is what she really needs,
and that could allow us to just stop all this bullsh--
and be friends again, then she should just do it.
Kristen, I love you.
I am never gonna not be your friend.
I...I need you to really understand
that I am gonna be there for you.
I am one of your best friends no matter what.
It doesn't matter who you're dating
or what decision you make.
I am still one of your best friends.
I understand that things have been complicated.
But no matter what, you're gonna have me.
Like, I want to be one of your best friends.
I never want that to change. I love you.
- Thank you.
Thank you.
- Yes.
- I miss you, too. - Hey!
- Are you having fun?
- This has been the best bachelorette ever.
- Love you. - I love you, too.
This bachelorette party has been amazing.
I had the best time. - God, bitch.
Just respect my feelings.
- Yeah, 'cause you're a dick.
- Who gives a flying
about a ----ing text message?
- Go yourself, Kristen.
- There was a couple bumps in the road,
but it was the best-- I had a great time.
One, two, three. Go.
- Oh, my God! - Yeah!
- I love you bitches!
- Next time on...
- One! Two! One, two, three!
- Happy Pride, everyone!
- You're still drinking, though.
- I'm just gonna head home after this.
Like, I don't need to stick around.
- I'm not interested in you doing one job.
I'm interested in your welfare.
- Where are you, Raquel? Go yourself.
How dare you miss my whole set?
- I want you to be nice to Dayna.
Is there a little bit of jealousy there?
- Oh, my God, Lisa, I am not jealous of Dayna.
It is not a jealousy thing.
I'm sick of everyone trying to make it
like it's a jealousy thing, 'cause it's not.
- You're very threatened of me. - You just came in full force.
You're, like, trying to be friends with all of my friends.
- Are you 34, or are you 16?
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