1 00:01:51,470 --> 00:01:53,300 Egbert Souse? 2 00:01:53,371 --> 00:01:57,331 - Isn't that an odd name? - It isn't pronounced Souse. 3 00:01:57,409 --> 00:02:01,277 Accent grave over the "E." Egbert "Sou-say." 4 00:02:01,347 --> 00:02:03,907 Oh, I see. 5 00:02:08,654 --> 00:02:11,451 What's he up to now? What is he up to? 6 00:02:11,523 --> 00:02:14,651 Your guess is as good as mine, Ma. I never know what to expect next. 7 00:02:14,727 --> 00:02:17,992 I bet you anything he's smoking up in his room again. 8 00:02:18,063 --> 00:02:21,555 This time, Agatha, you've got to just tell him to stop. 9 00:02:21,634 --> 00:02:24,194 - His smokin' gave me asthma. - Oh, Ma. 10 00:02:24,270 --> 00:02:28,604 - If you don't, I'm going on the County. - Ma! 11 00:02:28,674 --> 00:02:31,837 Imagine a man trying to take care of his family 12 00:02:31,910 --> 00:02:36,506 by going to theater bank nights, working puzzle contests and suggesting slogans. 13 00:02:36,582 --> 00:02:39,142 Telephone's ringing. 14 00:02:39,218 --> 00:02:42,163 Don't answer it, Elsie Mae. It's probably the Lacavas wantin' their lawn mower back. 15 00:02:42,187 --> 00:02:44,122 We're not finished with it yet. 16 00:02:46,191 --> 00:02:48,489 - Hello, daughter. - Hello. 17 00:02:48,560 --> 00:02:50,391 - Hello, Myrtle. - Hello. 18 00:02:50,462 --> 00:02:52,431 - Hello. - Hello. 19 00:02:52,499 --> 00:02:57,629 Agatha, this time you've got to tell him. I just can't stand it. 20 00:02:57,703 --> 00:03:00,935 It's just a lingering death. 21 00:03:01,007 --> 00:03:03,907 If you don't, I will go on the County! 22 00:03:06,845 --> 00:03:09,144 What's eatin' you? 23 00:03:09,215 --> 00:03:12,877 My Sunday School teacher, Mr. Stackhouse, 24 00:03:12,951 --> 00:03:18,390 told me that he saw my father coming out of a saloon the other day! 25 00:03:18,458 --> 00:03:22,985 And that Dad was smoking a pipe! 26 00:03:25,265 --> 00:03:27,290 Oh, I'll kill myself! 27 00:03:27,367 --> 00:03:30,301 What's the matter with her? 28 00:03:30,369 --> 00:03:32,702 I'll starve myself to death. 29 00:03:32,772 --> 00:03:34,831 It's the easiest way out. 30 00:03:34,908 --> 00:03:37,842 It's not so difficult to do. 31 00:03:37,910 --> 00:03:40,345 I tried it yesterday afternoon. 32 00:03:43,316 --> 00:03:46,307 That must be Og. Will you excuse me? 33 00:03:47,854 --> 00:03:51,085 - Nice potatoes. - Thank you. 34 00:03:51,157 --> 00:03:53,317 Why don't we get any more crumpets? 35 00:03:53,392 --> 00:03:56,954 Smoking and drinking. 36 00:03:57,030 --> 00:04:00,261 And reading those infernal detective stories. 37 00:04:00,333 --> 00:04:03,324 House just smells of liquor and smoke. 38 00:04:03,402 --> 00:04:08,773 There he goes again to the saloon to read that silly detective magazine. 39 00:04:08,842 --> 00:04:12,676 Mother's right. You've been smoking again in your room. 40 00:04:25,291 --> 00:04:30,695 Imagine a man who takes money out of a child's piggy bank, puts in I.O.U.s. 41 00:04:32,532 --> 00:04:37,367 Don't you dare strike that child! You put that down! 42 00:04:37,437 --> 00:04:40,463 Og, I'd like you to meet my father. 43 00:04:40,540 --> 00:04:42,770 Father, this is Og Oggilby. 44 00:04:42,842 --> 00:04:46,073 Og Oggilby. 45 00:04:46,146 --> 00:04:49,843 Sounds like a bubble in a bathtub. 46 00:04:49,916 --> 00:04:53,374 - I'm glad to have met ya. - Mighty glad to have met you. 47 00:04:54,487 --> 00:04:56,648 Your father seems awfully nice. 48 00:04:56,723 --> 00:04:59,658 Yes... we think so. 49 00:05:10,770 --> 00:05:12,931 What seems to be the trouble? 50 00:05:15,775 --> 00:05:19,233 Are you carrying the proper amount of air in the tires? 51 00:05:19,312 --> 00:05:23,408 Had the brakes tested lately? 52 00:05:27,887 --> 00:05:30,447 'Course it may be the wheelbase. 53 00:05:34,462 --> 00:05:35,370 The tools. 54 00:05:35,394 --> 00:05:38,192 Why don't you go away and mind your own business? 55 00:05:38,264 --> 00:05:40,756 Listen to the gentleman attentively, James. 56 00:05:40,835 --> 00:05:44,601 - Be polite! - Thank you, madam. 57 00:05:44,672 --> 00:05:47,299 Gimme the shift expander. I'll fix it. 58 00:05:47,373 --> 00:05:49,308 - A what? - Monkey wrench. 59 00:05:49,376 --> 00:05:53,368 Give the gentleman what he asks for, James. 60 00:05:54,514 --> 00:05:56,745 Ow! 61 00:06:01,822 --> 00:06:06,225 Here's all you gotta do. Just open up this nut here. 62 00:06:19,172 --> 00:06:23,803 I was down to Cape Cod most of that year. 63 00:06:23,878 --> 00:06:28,338 Say, you oughta Vaseline this place in here or move the post over. 64 00:06:28,415 --> 00:06:33,717 I have half interest in a cod liver oil mine down in Cape Cod. 65 00:06:33,787 --> 00:06:36,119 Snowed all winter. 66 00:06:36,189 --> 00:06:40,490 We did a lot of boondoggling. You ever boondoggle, Joe? 67 00:06:40,561 --> 00:06:43,928 No, I can't say that I have. 68 00:06:43,998 --> 00:06:49,631 These cloves are pretty dry. Better sprinkle 'em with alcohol. 69 00:06:54,042 --> 00:06:56,636 How you do? 70 00:06:56,711 --> 00:06:59,810 Meet you at the Elks Club several weeks ago? 71 00:06:59,834 --> 00:07:00,876 No. 72 00:07:00,950 --> 00:07:02,917 Never did, eh? 73 00:07:02,984 --> 00:07:06,351 - Ever do any boondoggling? - No. Gimme a beer. 74 00:07:06,421 --> 00:07:09,983 Never have, eh? Mine's a poultice. 75 00:07:10,059 --> 00:07:12,117 Never done boondoggling. 76 00:07:12,193 --> 00:07:14,684 Must've been another fella, I guess. 77 00:07:16,699 --> 00:07:20,998 Take off your hat in the presence of a gentleman. 78 00:07:21,069 --> 00:07:24,870 Well, here she goes. 79 00:07:24,941 --> 00:07:27,000 Down the hatch. 80 00:07:43,893 --> 00:07:46,827 I tell you, he's drunk, Q. Q. 81 00:07:46,895 --> 00:07:49,091 Said he had trouble with his wife. 82 00:07:49,165 --> 00:07:53,965 Yes. We have tried. But he isn't sober. 83 00:07:54,035 --> 00:07:56,196 The best I can. 84 00:07:56,271 --> 00:07:58,763 But you don't understand, Q. Q. 85 00:07:58,841 --> 00:08:03,067 Hello? 86 00:08:04,245 --> 00:08:06,214 "The best I can." 87 00:08:06,282 --> 00:08:09,649 - Good morning. - Good morning. 88 00:08:09,719 --> 00:08:13,120 What can you give me for shattered nerves? I got the jitters. 89 00:08:13,189 --> 00:08:17,888 If the gentleman has butterflies in his stomach, I suggest a dash of rover. 90 00:08:17,960 --> 00:08:22,329 - Rover? - Dog. Absinthe. 91 00:08:22,398 --> 00:08:24,696 It's very good for the nerves. 92 00:08:26,202 --> 00:08:28,727 - That's fine. - Thank you. 93 00:08:28,804 --> 00:08:30,738 That's just what I needed. 94 00:08:33,476 --> 00:08:35,376 My name's Greene. Mackley Q Greene. 95 00:08:35,444 --> 00:08:38,538 And a man more beset by trouble, you'll never see. Again. 96 00:08:38,614 --> 00:08:40,605 I'm here in Lompoc on a movie location. 97 00:08:40,683 --> 00:08:43,811 My director started on a bender last night, and that's good for ten days. 98 00:08:43,886 --> 00:08:46,582 We got a 36-hour schedule and a stinko script. 99 00:08:46,656 --> 00:08:51,218 It's a one-reeler, and it opens in this very town the day after tomorrow. 100 00:08:51,293 --> 00:08:54,262 You're yelling right down my alley. 101 00:08:54,330 --> 00:08:58,096 In the old Sennett days, I used to direct Fatty Arbuckle, 102 00:08:58,167 --> 00:09:02,001 Charlie Chaplin, Buster Keaton and the rest of 'em. 103 00:09:02,071 --> 00:09:05,734 I can't get the Celluloid outta my blood. 104 00:09:05,808 --> 00:09:09,074 Nights, I used to tend bar. 105 00:09:09,146 --> 00:09:12,740 Would you entertain a proposition to direct this picture? 106 00:09:12,815 --> 00:09:15,943 Take a gambler's chance on a percentage of the profits? 107 00:09:16,018 --> 00:09:20,318 Um, um, yes, just a moment. 108 00:09:20,389 --> 00:09:24,519 Was I in here last night, and did I spend a $20 bill? 109 00:09:24,593 --> 00:09:26,892 Yeah. 110 00:09:26,963 --> 00:09:31,456 Oh, boy! What a load that is off my mind. 111 00:09:31,534 --> 00:09:33,469 I thought I'd lost it. 112 00:09:33,537 --> 00:09:36,199 Here you are. Keep the change. 113 00:09:36,273 --> 00:09:39,867 I've got a script I've had in mothballs for 20 years. 114 00:09:39,942 --> 00:09:45,574 I read it to Irving and Milton who run the cinema here. 115 00:09:45,648 --> 00:09:51,246 They said to me, "Sous�, it's better than 'Gone With the Wind'." 116 00:09:51,321 --> 00:09:54,266 My car's outside. Let's get down on the set. 117 00:09:54,290 --> 00:09:55,290 Okay. 118 00:09:56,793 --> 00:09:59,785 I'll bring the glasses back later. 119 00:10:06,970 --> 00:10:10,235 Take a note, please. 120 00:10:10,307 --> 00:10:13,708 Oh, Mr. Clam, it's good for you. 121 00:10:13,777 --> 00:10:19,373 - Mr. Greene, he's tight as a snare drum. - We won't bother with him. 122 00:10:19,448 --> 00:10:23,408 - Mr. Sous� will take over the direction. - Fine. Glad to meet ya. 123 00:10:23,487 --> 00:10:26,684 Glad to know you. Must've been a gnat. 124 00:10:28,992 --> 00:10:31,051 Here comes Francois and Miss Plupp. 125 00:10:40,303 --> 00:10:42,897 Oh, yeah. 126 00:10:42,973 --> 00:10:46,875 Hi. This is Miss Plupp, I take it. 127 00:10:46,943 --> 00:10:48,570 Oh. 128 00:10:48,645 --> 00:10:50,579 And you are Francois? 129 00:10:50,647 --> 00:10:53,208 This is Mr. Sous�. He's taking over the direction of the picture. 130 00:10:53,251 --> 00:10:55,741 Did you sleep well last night? 131 00:10:55,819 --> 00:10:57,980 Oh, I... 132 00:10:58,054 --> 00:11:00,614 Maybe un peu? 133 00:11:00,690 --> 00:11:02,385 Comme ci, comme ca. 134 00:11:02,459 --> 00:11:07,522 I don't know whether this part is suited to my personality or not. 135 00:11:07,597 --> 00:11:10,964 Don't give it a thought. I changed everything. 136 00:11:11,034 --> 00:11:14,868 Instead of it being an English drawing room drama, 137 00:11:14,938 --> 00:11:16,930 I've made it a circus picture. 138 00:11:17,008 --> 00:11:19,703 Don't just sit there! Take down everything he says. 139 00:11:19,776 --> 00:11:21,937 - Good morning, Mr. Greene. - Aaah! 140 00:11:22,012 --> 00:11:24,982 It's Saturday afternoon. 141 00:11:25,049 --> 00:11:27,846 You make touchdown after touchdown. 142 00:11:27,918 --> 00:11:31,183 You kick goals. You make passes. 143 00:11:31,254 --> 00:11:36,283 You make the longest run with the ball that was ever made on the field. 144 00:11:36,360 --> 00:11:38,793 In these clothes? 145 00:11:38,862 --> 00:11:42,822 Um, you could change your hat. 146 00:11:46,736 --> 00:11:50,764 Take it easy there. That's all right. 147 00:11:50,842 --> 00:11:54,072 Everything's gonna be all right. Just take it easy. 148 00:11:54,144 --> 00:11:57,114 He sees you in the $50 seats. 149 00:11:57,181 --> 00:12:01,550 He immediately falls in love with ya. Can't take his eyes off ya. 150 00:12:01,619 --> 00:12:04,917 - How can he play base... ball, - Foot. 151 00:12:04,988 --> 00:12:09,426 - And watch me in the grandstand? - Wait. It's part of the plot. 152 00:12:09,493 --> 00:12:11,483 Attaboy. 153 00:12:16,067 --> 00:12:19,331 That's swell. Now you're doin' good. 154 00:12:20,470 --> 00:12:24,168 We'll play the scene very digni... fied. 155 00:12:24,242 --> 00:12:26,107 Service, please. 156 00:12:28,879 --> 00:12:31,872 Come on, boys, come on. 157 00:12:41,225 --> 00:12:44,820 - It's him. - For the love of Pete! 158 00:12:44,896 --> 00:12:46,989 Attention. 159 00:12:48,566 --> 00:12:50,693 We'll just walk through this thing. 160 00:12:50,768 --> 00:12:54,704 Take it, Miss Plupp, where you come out of the grandstand. 161 00:12:54,772 --> 00:12:58,333 - He makes me sick. - Shall I bounce a rock off his head? 162 00:12:58,409 --> 00:13:02,039 - Respect your father. What kind of a rock? - Oh, shut up. 163 00:13:02,114 --> 00:13:05,742 You're both madly in love with each other. 164 00:13:05,816 --> 00:13:08,284 Embrace. 165 00:13:10,722 --> 00:13:14,179 - Is she standing in a hole? - No, sir. 166 00:13:14,258 --> 00:13:16,055 Read your lines. 167 00:13:17,863 --> 00:13:19,853 When does this thing stop? 168 00:13:19,931 --> 00:13:23,389 It's all right. You're doing all right. 169 00:13:23,467 --> 00:13:25,902 Got any cigars, kid? You know the brand. 170 00:13:25,971 --> 00:13:28,438 We're making motion picture history. 171 00:13:28,506 --> 00:13:32,237 I want quiet! Quiet from everybody! 172 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:37,845 Pa's drunk again. 173 00:13:42,220 --> 00:13:47,179 Cut that out. Take your dirty hands off me and get back to your places. 174 00:13:50,028 --> 00:13:52,121 Here. 175 00:13:52,197 --> 00:13:56,394 Give this that "number-seven" expression. 176 00:13:56,467 --> 00:14:00,598 - "Those eyes! Those ears!" - I wanna be in a picture. 177 00:14:03,441 --> 00:14:06,002 Uh, I'll put you in later on, dear. 178 00:14:06,078 --> 00:14:08,239 Uh, give me... 179 00:14:08,313 --> 00:14:11,338 What's the matter, Pop? Don't you love me? 180 00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:14,044 Don't you dare strike that child. 181 00:14:14,119 --> 00:14:16,815 She's not gonna tell me I don't love her. 182 00:14:16,888 --> 00:14:20,084 - Those eyes. - Those eyes. 183 00:14:20,157 --> 00:14:22,956 Those ears. 184 00:14:23,028 --> 00:14:25,588 That nose. 185 00:14:25,664 --> 00:14:28,655 Oh, Godfrey Daniel! 186 00:14:28,733 --> 00:14:31,134 Mother of pearl! 187 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:35,238 The child's only playing with you, you fool. 188 00:14:35,307 --> 00:14:38,936 I don't understand her "funning." 189 00:14:39,011 --> 00:14:40,979 Let's... 190 00:14:44,082 --> 00:14:46,516 Now to continue. 191 00:14:46,585 --> 00:14:48,644 Those ey... 192 00:14:53,058 --> 00:14:56,550 Uh... Thanks. 193 00:14:56,628 --> 00:14:59,188 Study that script. Say, Joe. 194 00:14:59,264 --> 00:15:03,792 Mr. Sous�! Mr. Sous�! How do you like that? 195 00:15:03,869 --> 00:15:08,169 Mr. Greene, you haven't another thing to worry about. 196 00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,607 I'm perfectly okay. 197 00:15:10,676 --> 00:15:12,768 You look it. 198 00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:22,148 - Getting quite late. - It is! 199 00:15:22,220 --> 00:15:25,519 - See you're still at it. - Serves ya right. 200 00:15:25,591 --> 00:15:29,754 - Be courteous, James. - Yes, ma'am. 201 00:15:35,802 --> 00:15:38,395 We'll leave the motor running. Come on. 202 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:50,143 Pass over all that dough, and do it quietly. 203 00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:53,481 Imagine parking his car in front of a "no parking" sign with the engine running! 204 00:15:53,553 --> 00:15:57,079 Two buck fine will do him a lot of good. Let's take it to headquarters. 205 00:15:59,092 --> 00:16:01,890 Don't forget to keep your foot off that alarm. 206 00:16:04,463 --> 00:16:08,059 Somebody must've nailed the car. Let's take it on the I am. 207 00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:13,097 Help! Help! Police, help! 208 00:16:13,171 --> 00:16:17,233 Please help! Robbery! 209 00:16:17,310 --> 00:16:20,745 Help! Help! Police! 210 00:16:23,583 --> 00:16:25,813 - Let's split that money up right now. - Keep goin'. 211 00:16:25,885 --> 00:16:27,876 - Supposing we get split up? - What of it? 212 00:16:27,954 --> 00:16:30,047 - How much money you got? Start counting. - No! 213 00:16:30,123 --> 00:16:33,286 - Don't you trust me? - I don't trust nobody. Not even my mother. 214 00:16:33,359 --> 00:16:35,384 - Give me my end. - Turn loose of me. 215 00:16:38,397 --> 00:16:41,264 Bank robbers. Two of 'em. Went down this alley. 216 00:16:45,005 --> 00:16:49,066 "Out to tea. Joe." Be drinkin' sarsaparilla next. 217 00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:54,772 - Gimme half of that dough. - I will not! 218 00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:09,956 Must be another holdup somewhere. 219 00:17:24,978 --> 00:17:27,914 There they are! 220 00:17:28,982 --> 00:17:31,109 Grab him while I put these on. 221 00:17:31,185 --> 00:17:33,745 That's not one of the crooks. That's Mr. Sous�. 222 00:17:33,820 --> 00:17:37,017 Yeah, Sous�. Accent grave over the "E." 223 00:17:37,090 --> 00:17:40,992 Fine job apprehending this desperado and retrieving the bank funds. 224 00:17:41,061 --> 00:17:42,147 What? 225 00:17:42,171 --> 00:17:45,498 You saved the $50,000. That's the most important part. 226 00:17:45,566 --> 00:17:47,932 Yeah, 50,000 ain't hay. 227 00:17:48,001 --> 00:17:50,266 - Other fella got away on you, huh? - What happened? 228 00:17:50,338 --> 00:17:55,172 Uh, yes! Yes! He got away. Pulled a knife on me. 229 00:17:55,242 --> 00:17:57,472 - An assegai. - Lucky you had that revolver. 230 00:17:57,544 --> 00:18:00,514 - You always carry it with you? - Take this. 231 00:18:00,582 --> 00:18:03,345 We detectives gotta do those things. 232 00:18:03,417 --> 00:18:05,885 Never know when you're gonna catch a couple of bank robbers. 233 00:18:05,954 --> 00:18:09,617 Mr. Skinner would like to see you and thank you after what's just happened. 234 00:18:09,691 --> 00:18:12,853 - Why don't you drop into the bank? - I'll tell 'im about it. 235 00:18:12,926 --> 00:18:16,260 - Which way did the other fella go? - There was another fella? 236 00:18:16,331 --> 00:18:19,095 - He went away. - Away where? 237 00:18:19,167 --> 00:18:23,365 Look out there! I'll give him a punch in the nose. 238 00:18:24,606 --> 00:18:27,234 See those handcuffs are on tight, will ya? 239 00:18:27,308 --> 00:18:28,956 Come to headquarters and identify this fella. 240 00:18:28,980 --> 00:18:29,537 Okay. 241 00:18:29,610 --> 00:18:31,579 I'll break every bone in his hand. 242 00:18:31,646 --> 00:18:34,546 Myrtle should be proud to have a father like you. 243 00:18:34,570 --> 00:18:35,582 I guess she is. 244 00:18:35,650 --> 00:18:38,676 No wonder, after a thing like that. 245 00:18:40,989 --> 00:18:45,221 Elsie Mae Adele Brunch Sous�'s father just caught a burglar. 246 00:18:45,292 --> 00:18:48,421 And he tried to cut his throat with a knife about this long! 247 00:18:48,496 --> 00:18:50,430 Yeah. 248 00:18:50,498 --> 00:18:53,160 And he had a gun about this big! 249 00:18:53,234 --> 00:18:57,034 - You don't say? - Did you kill him with one bullet? 250 00:18:57,105 --> 00:18:59,039 Mm-hmm. 251 00:18:59,107 --> 00:19:03,601 - Ohh, jiminy, you're pretty good. - Jiminy! 252 00:19:03,678 --> 00:19:07,944 One or two bullets. I was so busy shooting him. That's the way I catch burglars. 253 00:19:08,016 --> 00:19:11,816 - Do another! - Oh, boy! 254 00:19:11,886 --> 00:19:14,320 - Will you teach me? - Ooh, that's swell. 255 00:19:14,389 --> 00:19:16,550 I'll teach you when you grow up. 256 00:19:16,624 --> 00:19:20,253 I never smoked a cigarette till I was nine. 257 00:19:23,798 --> 00:19:26,267 Sign my autograph book, Mr. Souse? 258 00:19:26,335 --> 00:19:30,134 "Sou-say," son. Accent grave over the "E." 259 00:19:30,204 --> 00:19:33,765 - There's the accent grave. - I saw you through the window. 260 00:19:33,841 --> 00:19:35,935 - Oh, did ya? - A knife four feet long, eh? 261 00:19:36,011 --> 00:19:40,242 I'll say that the sword Lee surrendered to Grant 262 00:19:40,315 --> 00:19:42,841 was a potato peeler by comparison. 263 00:19:42,918 --> 00:19:45,385 You better come in and have a little poultice on the house. 264 00:19:45,453 --> 00:19:47,444 Don't mind if I do. 265 00:19:52,227 --> 00:19:56,356 Mr. Sous�? Here's the interview you gave me for my paper. 266 00:19:56,431 --> 00:20:00,095 - Look it over and see if it's correct. - Oh, thanks. 267 00:20:00,169 --> 00:20:02,898 I'll pursue it instanta. 268 00:20:02,970 --> 00:20:05,837 Oh, yes! "Skinner's National Bank robbed. 269 00:20:05,907 --> 00:20:10,402 Egbert Sous� makes daring..." 270 00:20:10,479 --> 00:20:12,105 Hey, you! 271 00:20:12,180 --> 00:20:17,312 "Of loudmouthed McNasty, alias the Wildcat." 272 00:20:17,386 --> 00:20:20,115 Drawing his revolver 273 00:20:20,188 --> 00:20:23,090 which he carries for such emergencies, 274 00:20:23,158 --> 00:20:27,151 "he struck McNasty..." 275 00:20:27,229 --> 00:20:31,461 You see, putting things like that on motorcars is what kills people. 276 00:20:31,533 --> 00:20:32,966 Get outta there! 277 00:20:35,070 --> 00:20:37,037 "For such emergencies..." 278 00:20:53,355 --> 00:20:58,019 The Lompoc Picayune Intelligencer just got out a special edition 279 00:20:58,093 --> 00:21:00,687 telling how I apprehended them two crooks. 280 00:21:00,763 --> 00:21:04,199 For heaven's sake, can't you see we're playing an interesting game? 281 00:21:04,266 --> 00:21:09,704 There was an article in there telling how I apprehended a couple of crooks 282 00:21:09,772 --> 00:21:14,675 who stole $2 million from Skinner's Lompoc Bank. 283 00:21:14,743 --> 00:21:17,644 You would. Skinner's Lompoc Bank. 284 00:21:17,713 --> 00:21:20,773 Them's the shylocks that's got the mortgage on this house, ain't they? 285 00:21:20,849 --> 00:21:24,012 Haunting you from morning till night. The old pinchpennies! 286 00:21:24,086 --> 00:21:26,020 Why don't you move 287 00:21:26,088 --> 00:21:28,216 I'm sorry they didn't get away with the bank. 288 00:21:28,290 --> 00:21:30,690 Leave it to him. He would do a thing like that. 289 00:21:30,759 --> 00:21:34,594 I think I'll go up to my room for a moment. 290 00:21:34,664 --> 00:21:38,656 They want me to come down to the bank to get a reward or job or something. 291 00:21:38,734 --> 00:21:40,668 I'll go down in the morning. 292 00:21:42,972 --> 00:21:45,167 Don't you smoke up in your room. 293 00:21:45,241 --> 00:21:47,504 Oh! No, I won't, dear. 294 00:21:50,479 --> 00:21:52,971 What am I doing? 295 00:21:55,184 --> 00:21:57,709 - Hello! - Hello, honey. 296 00:21:57,786 --> 00:21:59,443 That was a great stunt your father pulled today. 297 00:21:59,467 --> 00:22:00,027 Huh? 298 00:22:00,056 --> 00:22:02,819 Two crooks got in the bank and stole $25,000. 299 00:22:02,891 --> 00:22:05,077 I never knew your father had so much intestinal fortitude. 300 00:22:05,101 --> 00:22:05,837 Are you kiddin'? 301 00:22:05,861 --> 00:22:09,593 - No! - Come on. Let's talk about us. 302 00:22:09,666 --> 00:22:12,360 Your father took his pistol and hit one of the fellas. 303 00:22:12,384 --> 00:22:13,624 He hasn't got a pistol. 304 00:22:13,702 --> 00:22:15,574 The paper said your father took a 305 00:22:15,598 --> 00:22:18,106 double-edged assegai from one of the fellas. 306 00:22:18,174 --> 00:22:20,505 - A what's-a-gai? - An assegai. A sword! 307 00:22:20,576 --> 00:22:22,855 - Where did the newspapers get the story? - From your father. 308 00:22:22,879 --> 00:22:25,507 He admitted the whole thing to the police. 309 00:22:25,582 --> 00:22:28,311 Let's talk about us, Og. 310 00:22:29,585 --> 00:22:32,714 Well, I get my bonus pretty soon. 311 00:22:32,789 --> 00:22:35,383 I've already picked out your engagement ring. 312 00:22:35,458 --> 00:22:38,825 Oh... oh, Oggie. 313 00:22:40,763 --> 00:22:42,822 Oh, golly! 314 00:22:42,899 --> 00:22:44,833 Mmm! 315 00:22:46,736 --> 00:22:48,829 Shucks. 316 00:22:53,910 --> 00:22:56,538 I have an appointment with Mr. Skinner, president of the bank. 317 00:22:56,613 --> 00:22:59,173 - Step to one side, please. - Yes. 318 00:23:01,050 --> 00:23:03,484 Thank you, Miss Carroll. 319 00:23:03,553 --> 00:23:06,215 I had an appointment with Mr. Skinner, the... 320 00:23:06,289 --> 00:23:08,314 Please, just to one side. 321 00:23:11,061 --> 00:23:12,994 Oh. 322 00:23:14,063 --> 00:23:15,997 There you go. 323 00:23:16,065 --> 00:23:19,695 - The president... - Please, will you step to one side? 324 00:23:19,770 --> 00:23:21,760 Just a moment. 325 00:23:23,072 --> 00:23:25,006 - Nice weather we're having. - Yes, it is. 326 00:23:25,074 --> 00:23:28,532 - Yes, clever observation. - How've you been, Mr. Penny? 327 00:23:28,611 --> 00:23:31,876 - Fine, thank you. - That's good. It's very interesting. 328 00:23:31,948 --> 00:23:34,644 Ah... 329 00:23:34,717 --> 00:23:36,777 Oh. 330 00:23:42,125 --> 00:23:46,186 - How do you do? Oh, yeah. How do you do? - How are you, sir? 331 00:23:46,262 --> 00:23:50,790 Oh, well as can be expected after that tussle I put up with those two bandits. 332 00:23:50,868 --> 00:23:53,769 - Oh, yes. - I went to see the doctor. 333 00:23:53,837 --> 00:23:55,861 He said as a result of that scrap, 334 00:23:55,939 --> 00:24:00,536 I'll probably have to have a kidney and gallbladder removed. 335 00:24:00,611 --> 00:24:04,842 - I also may need an appendectomy. - Mm-mmm. 336 00:24:04,914 --> 00:24:07,543 I saw young Oggilby. He told me to come up to see the president. 337 00:24:07,618 --> 00:24:11,986 Oh, yes, will you step aside please? Just step one side. 338 00:24:14,390 --> 00:24:16,086 - Good mornin', sir. - How are you? 339 00:24:16,160 --> 00:24:18,492 I wanna draw my money outta the bank. 340 00:24:18,562 --> 00:24:21,131 You're not gonna close your account with us, are ya? 341 00:24:21,155 --> 00:24:22,019 I sure is. 342 00:24:22,098 --> 00:24:25,762 - Is there any particular reason? - Yessir. I'm scared. 343 00:24:25,836 --> 00:24:29,236 Every time I come in here, you've got your hat on. 344 00:24:29,305 --> 00:24:32,707 Look like you're ready to take off. It keeps me nervous. 345 00:24:32,776 --> 00:24:37,940 I just wear this hat on account of hay fever. 346 00:24:38,014 --> 00:24:39,812 Excuse me. 347 00:24:39,883 --> 00:24:43,114 That's all right. I hadn't any right standing in front of the hole. 348 00:24:43,187 --> 00:24:45,984 Where's his office? Is he in? 349 00:24:46,055 --> 00:24:48,718 Mr. Skinner's office is right over there. 350 00:24:50,227 --> 00:24:52,695 - Good morning, Mr. Sous�. - Good morning, good morning. 351 00:24:52,763 --> 00:24:56,859 - Mr. Skinner's expecting you. - Is he? Oh, thanks. I'll go right in. 352 00:24:56,934 --> 00:25:00,485 We want to show our appreciation of your gallantry and daring. 353 00:25:00,509 --> 00:25:01,701 Thank you. 354 00:25:01,772 --> 00:25:05,299 I wish to personally give you a hearty handclasp. 355 00:25:05,376 --> 00:25:08,777 Oh, thanks. Hearty handclasp. Yes. 356 00:25:08,846 --> 00:25:12,247 And to present you, with the company's compliments, 357 00:25:12,316 --> 00:25:15,376 one of our 1940 calendars 358 00:25:15,452 --> 00:25:20,617 made especially for this bank, entitled "Spring in Lompoc." 359 00:25:20,691 --> 00:25:22,955 Oh! 360 00:25:23,027 --> 00:25:25,757 Doesn't look unlike the Mona Lisa. 361 00:25:25,829 --> 00:25:29,390 Won't you be seated? I've been in consultation with our director. 362 00:25:29,466 --> 00:25:34,267 We've decided that what has been needed in this bank is a special officer. 363 00:25:34,338 --> 00:25:38,604 Or to revert to the argot of the underworld, a bank dick. 364 00:25:38,676 --> 00:25:42,305 In lieu of your heroism, your dauntless courage, 365 00:25:42,379 --> 00:25:44,486 I have the honor to offer you this position. 366 00:25:44,510 --> 00:25:45,281 Oh, thank you. 367 00:25:45,350 --> 00:25:47,579 The remuneration at first will be very small. 368 00:25:47,651 --> 00:25:50,313 We're a growing concern. We're young. 369 00:25:50,387 --> 00:25:52,754 But there are a great many chances for advancement. 370 00:25:52,824 --> 00:25:56,816 Who knows? Within a short time, you may become my vice president. 371 00:25:56,894 --> 00:25:59,455 My first and only vice! 372 00:26:00,632 --> 00:26:03,099 Very good. 373 00:26:03,167 --> 00:26:06,432 - Uh, what time in the morning? - The bank opens at 10:00. 374 00:26:06,503 --> 00:26:08,870 Oh. Well, that's all right. 375 00:26:08,940 --> 00:26:14,275 If I'm not here on time, just go ahead without me. I'll catch up with ya. 376 00:26:14,344 --> 00:26:18,145 And, oh, yes, we will deduct a certain amount from your salary 377 00:26:18,216 --> 00:26:21,742 which will go to pay off the interest of the mortgage on your home. 378 00:26:21,819 --> 00:26:23,879 Otherwise, it will necessitate our foreclosing. 379 00:26:23,955 --> 00:26:28,221 And in view of what has transpired, that would cause us heartfelt contrition. 380 00:26:28,293 --> 00:26:32,059 You took the very words right outta my mouth. 381 00:26:33,264 --> 00:26:35,198 I'll see you here Monday. 382 00:26:35,266 --> 00:26:40,637 And I'll bring my detective disguises with me. 383 00:26:47,446 --> 00:26:53,043 Listen, Og, there's more to this detective business than meets the eye. 384 00:26:53,119 --> 00:26:56,316 It requires cunning and resourcefulness. 385 00:26:56,388 --> 00:26:58,447 And I have both. 386 00:26:58,524 --> 00:27:01,721 I have a thousand disguises at home. 387 00:27:01,794 --> 00:27:04,319 I'll come in with one of those disguises on. 388 00:27:04,396 --> 00:27:08,560 If you recognize me, you go... 389 00:27:08,634 --> 00:27:12,001 - Oh, like this? - Not up high. It's too blatant. 390 00:27:12,071 --> 00:27:15,199 Down there. Just give me a little one like that. 391 00:27:15,274 --> 00:27:18,505 If you don't recognize me, go... 392 00:27:18,577 --> 00:27:22,308 Well, if you don't recognize me, you won't know what to do. 393 00:27:22,381 --> 00:27:25,043 And you won't recognize me! 394 00:27:25,117 --> 00:27:28,417 I'll be in later. 395 00:27:51,177 --> 00:27:54,011 You gotta keep in practice for this game. 396 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:56,513 You never know when you're gonna 397 00:27:57,650 --> 00:27:59,881 have to use your gun. 398 00:27:59,953 --> 00:28:04,218 I really have a reason for a snort this morning. 399 00:28:04,290 --> 00:28:09,490 After that bout I put up with those two crooks, I'm still arm weary. 400 00:28:09,563 --> 00:28:13,794 President of the bank called me in. He says, "Sous�?" 401 00:28:13,866 --> 00:28:16,097 I said, "Yes?" 402 00:28:16,169 --> 00:28:19,229 He says, "I want you down here for our bank dick." 403 00:28:19,306 --> 00:28:21,603 We've wanted a bank dick for a long while." 404 00:28:21,674 --> 00:28:24,303 He says, "In your Christmas box", 405 00:28:24,377 --> 00:28:27,972 will in all probability be the vice presidency of this bank." 406 00:28:28,048 --> 00:28:30,311 What'll it be? 407 00:28:30,382 --> 00:28:32,613 Depth bomb. 408 00:28:40,994 --> 00:28:43,929 Keep your hat off there. 409 00:29:02,015 --> 00:29:04,279 Very tasty. I think I'll have another one. 410 00:29:06,920 --> 00:29:09,889 Um, some fresh water. 411 00:29:14,194 --> 00:29:17,027 And a towel. Thank you. 412 00:29:17,097 --> 00:29:20,658 Never like to bathe in the same water twice. 413 00:29:21,601 --> 00:29:23,535 Neat little trick, isn't it? 414 00:29:25,238 --> 00:29:29,800 Pardon me. I couldn't help overhearing your conversation. 415 00:29:29,876 --> 00:29:32,936 - Pardon me, pardon me. - It's quite all right. 416 00:29:33,013 --> 00:29:35,538 Waterbury's my name. J. Frothingham Waterbury. 417 00:29:35,615 --> 00:29:39,608 - Very glad to know you. My name's Sous�. - How do you do? 418 00:29:39,686 --> 00:29:42,655 - Accent grave over the "E." - Oh, so? 419 00:29:42,722 --> 00:29:44,953 I'm in the bond and stock business. 420 00:29:45,026 --> 00:29:49,962 I have 5,000 shares of the Beefsteak Mines that I want to turn over to your bank. 421 00:29:50,030 --> 00:29:54,263 I like this little town, and I want to get some contacts. I think you're the very man. 422 00:29:54,335 --> 00:29:59,704 These shares are selling for ten cents a share and... 423 00:30:04,110 --> 00:30:06,704 - Ten cents, eh? - Oh, that's terrible. 424 00:30:06,780 --> 00:30:09,648 These shares are selling for ten cents a share. 425 00:30:09,717 --> 00:30:12,038 A telephone company once sold for five cents a share. 426 00:30:12,062 --> 00:30:12,844 Five cents? 427 00:30:12,919 --> 00:30:17,152 These shares are twice as expensive, therefore they'll be twice as valuable! 428 00:30:17,224 --> 00:30:19,658 - Sure, they will. - Naturally you're no dunce. 429 00:30:19,727 --> 00:30:24,391 The telephone is now listed at $1.73, and you can't buy it. 430 00:30:24,465 --> 00:30:28,901 $3,460 for every nickel you put into it. 431 00:30:28,969 --> 00:30:32,531 The point I'm trying to make is this... 432 00:30:32,606 --> 00:30:34,733 - Huh? - The point I'm trying to make is: 433 00:30:34,809 --> 00:30:38,209 These shares sell for ten cents. It's simple arithmetic. 434 00:30:38,278 --> 00:30:40,550 If five will get you ten, ten will get you 20! 435 00:30:40,574 --> 00:30:41,339 Sure. 436 00:30:41,415 --> 00:30:46,750 Sixteen cylinder cars. A big home in the city. Balconies upstairs and down. 437 00:30:46,820 --> 00:30:50,154 Home in the country. Big trees. Private golf course. 438 00:30:50,224 --> 00:30:52,454 Stream running through the rear of the estate. 439 00:30:52,526 --> 00:30:55,790 Warm Sunday afternoon fishing under the cool trees. 440 00:30:55,862 --> 00:30:58,627 Sipping ice-cold beer. 441 00:30:58,699 --> 00:31:01,065 I can almost see the foam. 442 00:31:01,135 --> 00:31:03,728 - Ham and cheese on rye. - With mustard. 443 00:31:03,803 --> 00:31:06,500 - Yeah. - We have plenty of mustard at the house. 444 00:31:06,574 --> 00:31:10,840 And then this guy comes up the shady drive in an armored car from a bank. 445 00:31:10,911 --> 00:31:13,812 And he dumps a whole basket of coupons 446 00:31:13,881 --> 00:31:17,317 worth hundreds of thousands of dollars right in your lap. 447 00:31:17,385 --> 00:31:20,718 And he says, "Sign here, please, on the dotted line." 448 00:31:20,788 --> 00:31:22,722 I'll have a fountain pen by that time. 449 00:31:22,790 --> 00:31:25,020 And then he's off to the soft chirping 450 00:31:25,092 --> 00:31:28,153 of our feathered friends in the arboreal dell. 451 00:31:28,230 --> 00:31:30,697 - That's what these bonds mean. - They do, eh? 452 00:31:30,765 --> 00:31:33,090 I'd rather part with my dear old grandmother's 453 00:31:33,114 --> 00:31:34,963 paisley shawl or her wedding ring 454 00:31:35,036 --> 00:31:37,096 than to part with these bonds. 455 00:31:37,172 --> 00:31:41,437 It must be tough to lose a paisley shawl. 456 00:31:41,509 --> 00:31:43,977 Thank you. That's fine. 457 00:31:44,046 --> 00:31:46,775 - Gosh! Oh, pardon my language. - It's all right. 458 00:31:46,847 --> 00:31:49,873 - I swear sometimes myself. - I feel like a dog. 459 00:31:49,950 --> 00:31:54,649 But it's now or never. It must be done, so take it or leave it. 460 00:31:54,722 --> 00:31:59,250 - I'll take it. - Fine, fine, fine! 461 00:31:59,326 --> 00:32:01,672 Meet me down at the bank in about an hour. 462 00:32:01,696 --> 00:32:02,854 Certainly! My card. 463 00:32:02,931 --> 00:32:04,989 Thanks. 464 00:32:15,943 --> 00:32:17,912 I got you set for life. 465 00:32:17,979 --> 00:32:20,640 I don't hang around that Black Pussy Cafe for nothing. 466 00:32:20,714 --> 00:32:22,807 I met a poor fella who's in trouble. 467 00:32:22,883 --> 00:32:25,318 Something the matter with his grandmother's paisley shawl. 468 00:32:25,387 --> 00:32:28,720 He has 5,000 shares in the Beefsteak Mine, 469 00:32:28,789 --> 00:32:31,656 and you can buy them for a handful of hay. 470 00:32:31,725 --> 00:32:33,694 Hay? And they're worth... 471 00:32:33,762 --> 00:32:35,696 Ten cents a share. 472 00:32:35,764 --> 00:32:38,357 Telephone sold for five cents a share. 473 00:32:38,432 --> 00:32:41,630 How would you like something better for ten cents a share? 474 00:32:41,703 --> 00:32:45,139 If five gets you ten, ten'll get you 20. 475 00:32:45,207 --> 00:32:49,234 Beautiful home in the country. Upstairs and down. 476 00:32:49,311 --> 00:32:54,839 Beer flowing through the estate over your grandmother's paisley shawl. 477 00:32:54,915 --> 00:32:57,851 - Beer? - Beer! 478 00:32:57,919 --> 00:33:00,683 Fishing in the stream 479 00:33:00,755 --> 00:33:03,882 that runs under the arboreal dell. 480 00:33:03,958 --> 00:33:06,894 A man comes up from the bar. 481 00:33:06,962 --> 00:33:10,295 Dumps $3,500 in your lap, 482 00:33:10,365 --> 00:33:12,890 for every nickel invested. 483 00:33:12,968 --> 00:33:17,268 Says to you, "Sign here on the dotted line." 484 00:33:17,339 --> 00:33:21,867 And then disappears in the waving fields of alfalfa. 485 00:33:21,943 --> 00:33:25,174 Gosh. Do you think he was tellin' the truth? 486 00:33:25,247 --> 00:33:28,684 You don't think a man would resort to taradiddle, do you? 487 00:33:28,751 --> 00:33:31,082 Why, he sobbed like a child 488 00:33:31,153 --> 00:33:34,088 at the very thought of disposing of these shares. 489 00:33:34,156 --> 00:33:36,489 How does a bank make its money? 490 00:33:36,559 --> 00:33:38,321 - By investing. - That's the point. 491 00:33:38,393 --> 00:33:40,861 You don't wanna work all your life. 492 00:33:40,929 --> 00:33:44,559 Take a chance! Take it while you're young. 493 00:33:44,634 --> 00:33:47,500 My uncle, a balloon ascensionist, 494 00:33:47,569 --> 00:33:51,027 Effingham Hoffnagle, took a chance. 495 00:33:51,106 --> 00:33:53,871 He was three miles and a half up in the air. 496 00:33:53,943 --> 00:33:56,604 He jumped out of the basket of the balloon, 497 00:33:56,678 --> 00:34:00,011 and took a chance of lighting on a load of hay. 498 00:34:00,081 --> 00:34:03,346 Golly! Did he make it? 499 00:34:03,418 --> 00:34:08,287 - Uh... no, he didn't. - Oh. 500 00:34:08,356 --> 00:34:12,190 Had he been a younger man, he probably would've made it. 501 00:34:12,260 --> 00:34:16,789 That's the point! Don't wait too long in life. 502 00:34:21,069 --> 00:34:23,663 I've never done anything like this. 503 00:34:23,738 --> 00:34:26,401 And another thing, I haven't got the money. 504 00:34:27,777 --> 00:34:31,678 'Course my bonus comes due in four days. That's $500. 505 00:34:31,746 --> 00:34:33,942 I could buy 'em then, and with all that money, 506 00:34:34,016 --> 00:34:36,314 I really might be worthy of your daughter's hand. 507 00:34:36,385 --> 00:34:39,581 Women really appreciate the fine things in life. 508 00:34:39,654 --> 00:34:42,959 You don't wanna die and leave your wife and children paupers, do you? 509 00:34:42,983 --> 00:34:44,092 No. 510 00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:47,151 Borrow the $500 from the bank. 511 00:34:47,229 --> 00:34:50,201 You intend to pay it back when your bonus comes due, don't ya? 512 00:34:50,225 --> 00:34:51,225 Oh, sure. 513 00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:55,895 Surely! Don't be a luddy-duddy. Don't be a mooncalf. 514 00:34:55,971 --> 00:34:58,968 Don't be a jabbernowl. You're not those, are you? 515 00:34:58,992 --> 00:34:59,999 No. 516 00:35:00,076 --> 00:35:03,636 I guess there's no way you could confuse it with stealing, is there? 517 00:35:03,712 --> 00:35:06,546 Ha. Nothing could be more absurd. 518 00:35:06,616 --> 00:35:08,709 All right, send him in. 519 00:35:08,784 --> 00:35:11,877 He won't be here till 11:00. 520 00:35:24,834 --> 00:35:27,667 - Got him! Back, back! - Oh, what do you mean? 521 00:35:27,737 --> 00:35:29,830 The idea! 522 00:35:29,905 --> 00:35:34,001 - Is that gun loaded? - Certainly not. But I think you are. 523 00:35:34,076 --> 00:35:37,944 Mommy, doesn't that man have a funny nose? 524 00:35:38,014 --> 00:35:40,039 You mustn't make fun of the gentleman, Clifford. 525 00:35:40,116 --> 00:35:43,916 You'd like to have a nose like that full of nickels, wouldn't you? 526 00:35:43,986 --> 00:35:48,082 I'll throw him in the wastepaper basket the next time he comes in here. 527 00:36:14,050 --> 00:36:16,018 - How do you do? - How do you do? 528 00:36:16,085 --> 00:36:18,213 I'm the officer. Can I help you? 529 00:36:18,288 --> 00:36:20,266 I'd like to see Mr. Skinner, the president of the bank. 530 00:36:20,290 --> 00:36:24,419 Oh, yes, he'll be very glad to see you, I'm sure. 531 00:36:24,493 --> 00:36:26,792 Very glad. 532 00:36:26,863 --> 00:36:30,093 J. Pinkerton Snoopington, bank examiner, is that right? 533 00:36:30,166 --> 00:36:32,327 - Yes. - He'll be... 534 00:36:32,401 --> 00:36:35,065 He'll be very glad to see you, but 535 00:36:35,139 --> 00:36:37,732 he's gone out to the golf course on business. 536 00:36:37,808 --> 00:36:40,538 Probably won't be back till midnight. 537 00:36:40,610 --> 00:36:42,442 If he does return, where can he call you? 538 00:36:42,513 --> 00:36:45,311 I'm stopping at the New Old Lompoc House down the avenue. 539 00:36:45,383 --> 00:36:49,786 Oh, New Old Lompoc House! Frank Cridellhoffer, the management. 540 00:36:49,854 --> 00:36:53,017 I know him well. If you need anything during the night, 541 00:36:53,091 --> 00:36:55,684 - Just mention my name. - Yes, yes, I will. 542 00:36:55,759 --> 00:36:57,785 That's fine. Yes. 543 00:37:02,066 --> 00:37:07,129 Got some bad news for ya. Can you take it now, or shall I hold off? 544 00:37:07,205 --> 00:37:09,969 That was the bank examiner, wasn't it? 545 00:37:10,041 --> 00:37:13,772 - You guessed it the first time. - Oh, I knew this would happen. 546 00:37:13,845 --> 00:37:16,006 I was a perfect idiot to ever listen to you. 547 00:37:18,282 --> 00:37:20,944 You listen to me. 548 00:37:21,018 --> 00:37:24,385 There's nothing in this world that is perfect. 549 00:37:24,455 --> 00:37:28,824 It'll be four days before I get my bonus, and can replace that money. 550 00:37:28,894 --> 00:37:31,726 Oh, was I a dope! I've sacrificed everything: 551 00:37:31,796 --> 00:37:34,594 My job, my marriage to your daughter. 552 00:37:34,665 --> 00:37:37,191 Keep my daughter's name outta this. 553 00:37:37,269 --> 00:37:42,137 Don't you ever tell me again I'm not a jabbernowl and a mooncalf! 554 00:37:43,641 --> 00:37:46,701 Please get out of the office, Mr. Sous�. This is terrible. 555 00:37:46,778 --> 00:37:51,306 I reiterate. Leave everything to me. 556 00:37:51,382 --> 00:37:54,477 Don't worry about a thing. 557 00:37:57,288 --> 00:37:59,313 Hello! Hello. 558 00:37:59,390 --> 00:38:03,383 Give me the New Old Lompoc House. 559 00:38:03,461 --> 00:38:06,919 Yeah, the New Old. 560 00:38:06,998 --> 00:38:09,559 Is Charlie on the desk? 561 00:38:16,607 --> 00:38:20,082 What's a six-letter word meaning embezzlement? 562 00:38:20,106 --> 00:38:21,271 Prison. 563 00:38:24,282 --> 00:38:26,547 I'll bet that's Og. 564 00:38:26,618 --> 00:38:29,586 He's got her bettin' now. She never gambled 'fore she met him. 565 00:38:29,654 --> 00:38:33,386 - Hello, Og. - Hello, dear. 566 00:38:33,459 --> 00:38:36,121 Still working on your crossword puzzle book? 567 00:38:36,195 --> 00:38:38,662 Uh-huh. I'll tell you one on Grandma. 568 00:38:38,729 --> 00:38:41,893 I asked them to give me a six-letter word meaning embezzlement, 569 00:38:41,967 --> 00:38:45,767 and she said, "Prison." 570 00:38:45,838 --> 00:38:48,431 Isn't that a hot one? 571 00:38:48,506 --> 00:38:50,998 Huh? 572 00:38:58,951 --> 00:39:03,546 - She's right. - What's the matter with you? 573 00:39:03,621 --> 00:39:08,025 I've got something to confess. Our engagement is off. 574 00:39:08,093 --> 00:39:11,426 Og, what are you saying? 575 00:39:11,497 --> 00:39:14,193 Oh, well, it's only off for a while, dear. 576 00:39:14,266 --> 00:39:16,791 That is, if you're willing to wait until I get out of prison. 577 00:39:16,869 --> 00:39:20,861 Og, don't scare me! Oh, stop fooling. 578 00:39:20,938 --> 00:39:24,636 - What do you mean? - Oh, I don't know. I can't think straight. 579 00:39:24,710 --> 00:39:27,076 Your father brought a man into the bank who sold me 580 00:39:27,145 --> 00:39:31,343 his grandmother's paisley shawl with a beer river running through it. 581 00:39:31,416 --> 00:39:33,441 I don't know what it was! 582 00:39:33,519 --> 00:39:37,683 Are you sick? Let me feel your head. You've got a fever. 583 00:39:37,756 --> 00:39:40,224 I don't know what I've got, but your father got me 584 00:39:40,292 --> 00:39:43,227 to take $500 from the bank funds and invest it and... 585 00:39:43,295 --> 00:39:45,821 - Og! - Shh. Not so loud. 586 00:39:45,899 --> 00:39:48,662 I don't want your mother or grandmother to hear. 587 00:39:48,734 --> 00:39:53,228 And he got me to invest it in telephone, telegraphs, an electric light company... 588 00:39:53,306 --> 00:39:57,173 No, it wasn't a telephone or telegraph. It was a Beefsteak Mine. 589 00:39:57,242 --> 00:40:01,270 A Beefsteak Mine... Og, have you been drinking? 590 00:40:01,347 --> 00:40:03,355 I'm going to tell my mother that my father got 591 00:40:03,379 --> 00:40:05,282 you to drink and steal money from the bank. 592 00:40:05,350 --> 00:40:08,080 - No, listen... - I'm going to tell my mother right away 593 00:40:08,153 --> 00:40:11,954 that my father got you to steal money from the bank and invest it in a Beefsteak Mine. 594 00:40:12,024 --> 00:40:14,185 Oh, now, Myrtle! 595 00:40:14,259 --> 00:40:17,194 It was very nice of you to call me, Mr. Sous�. 596 00:40:17,262 --> 00:40:21,596 Not at all. I knew you were a stranger. I wanted to make your stay happy. 597 00:40:21,667 --> 00:40:25,103 I work for the Chamber of Commerce when I'm not on my regular... 598 00:40:25,170 --> 00:40:27,264 - Would you like to weigh yourself? - No. 599 00:40:27,340 --> 00:40:31,867 I know the manager here. He'll let you weigh yourself for nothing. 600 00:40:31,944 --> 00:40:36,041 This Lompoc is noted for its beautiful girls. 601 00:40:36,115 --> 00:40:39,242 - I imagine you've noticed them. - Yes, I have. 602 00:40:39,318 --> 00:40:42,015 I'm a married man with a grown daughter, 18 years of age. 603 00:40:42,088 --> 00:40:46,218 Oh, I'd like to meet her. I'm very fond of children. 604 00:40:46,291 --> 00:40:49,192 Girl children around 18, 20. 605 00:40:49,261 --> 00:40:53,756 I have a young daughter of marriageable age. Also a small daughter. 606 00:40:53,833 --> 00:40:58,031 Nice wife, and a mother-in-law that loves me like her own son. 607 00:40:58,104 --> 00:41:00,572 Would you like to give the town a double-o? 608 00:41:00,640 --> 00:41:03,437 A little constitutional couldn't possibly hurt. 609 00:41:03,508 --> 00:41:07,946 No. Ah! The Black Pussy Cafe and Snack Bar. 610 00:41:08,014 --> 00:41:11,575 Hello. How would you like to go in and have a little spot? 611 00:41:11,651 --> 00:41:15,610 No, no, I never drink during business hours. 612 00:41:15,688 --> 00:41:20,784 Just a little spot, and we'll find out how Gumlegs came out at Del Mar. 613 00:41:20,859 --> 00:41:24,626 This... this place isn't crowded, is it? 614 00:41:24,697 --> 00:41:27,860 No. If it wasn't for me, the place would starve to death. 615 00:41:27,934 --> 00:41:31,700 - I'll dawdle for about ten minutes. - We'll dawdle together. 616 00:41:31,771 --> 00:41:34,638 Oh, after you. 617 00:41:34,707 --> 00:41:36,937 Thank you. 618 00:41:37,910 --> 00:41:40,970 Nice little place here. 619 00:41:41,047 --> 00:41:44,141 Could we find a secluded spot where we won't be observed? 620 00:41:44,217 --> 00:41:47,584 Oh, surely. Sit right down there. Nobody'll see ya. 621 00:41:47,654 --> 00:41:51,454 Just a couple of local beer guzzlers. 622 00:41:51,524 --> 00:41:53,686 Could we pull the shade? 623 00:41:53,761 --> 00:41:58,026 You can pull anything you want. It's a regular joint. I know Joe very well. 624 00:41:58,097 --> 00:42:00,691 - What's your pleasure? - Rye highball. 625 00:42:00,767 --> 00:42:03,328 Rye highball. 626 00:42:03,404 --> 00:42:05,701 - Make it light. - Light rye. 627 00:42:06,706 --> 00:42:09,300 Mr. Sous�, what'll it be? 628 00:42:09,375 --> 00:42:12,310 I want two highballs. 629 00:42:12,378 --> 00:42:16,280 One very light. You can double up on mine. 630 00:42:16,349 --> 00:42:20,047 Has Michael Finn been in here today? 631 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:22,053 No, but he will be. 632 00:42:22,121 --> 00:42:23,679 That's good. 633 00:42:23,756 --> 00:42:28,023 - How'd Gumlegs come out in the fifth? - He ran sixth. 634 00:42:28,095 --> 00:42:30,426 The dog! 635 00:42:30,496 --> 00:42:33,192 - You ever bet on the races? - No, I never wager. 636 00:42:33,266 --> 00:42:37,101 You never wager. That's not a bad idea. It's a good system. 637 00:42:37,171 --> 00:42:40,606 I bet on that Gumlegs once. 638 00:42:40,673 --> 00:42:43,734 He won, but the jockey got off at the three-quarters, 639 00:42:43,811 --> 00:42:47,211 and had to carry him across the tape on his back. 640 00:42:47,280 --> 00:42:51,479 He's a beetle. The jockey was a very insulting fellow. 641 00:42:51,552 --> 00:42:54,248 He referred to my proboscis 642 00:42:54,321 --> 00:42:58,189 as an adsatitious excrescious. 643 00:42:58,258 --> 00:43:01,318 I had to tweak his nose. 644 00:43:01,395 --> 00:43:04,886 I was compelled... That's fine, thank you. 645 00:43:07,501 --> 00:43:10,470 Well... no one's lookin'. 646 00:43:10,537 --> 00:43:14,564 - Down the hatch. - Down the h. 647 00:43:49,943 --> 00:43:53,504 I feel deathly ill. 648 00:43:53,580 --> 00:43:57,710 Well... Fill 'em up again, Joe. 649 00:43:57,785 --> 00:43:59,878 No, no, please. 650 00:43:59,953 --> 00:44:02,923 I've never had such a feeling in all my life. 651 00:44:02,991 --> 00:44:05,754 Probably it's something you've eaten. 652 00:44:05,826 --> 00:44:07,182 I haven't eaten anything. 653 00:44:07,206 --> 00:44:09,557 There you are! You haven't eaten anything! 654 00:44:09,630 --> 00:44:13,122 Come on. I'll get you some nice chili con carne. 655 00:44:15,002 --> 00:44:18,234 Or it may be the altitude. Come on. 656 00:44:18,306 --> 00:44:22,036 Don't worry about a thing. You're all right. 657 00:44:22,109 --> 00:44:26,809 It may be the altitude. This town has an altitude of 500 feet. 658 00:44:26,881 --> 00:44:29,474 Population is 4,500. 659 00:44:29,550 --> 00:44:35,080 Schools, churches, public library. 660 00:44:35,156 --> 00:44:38,318 Three blocks of paved streets. 661 00:44:38,392 --> 00:44:42,762 Two trains a day, not counting the milk train at 4:00 in the morning. 662 00:44:42,831 --> 00:44:45,605 We have three drugstores. One actually sells medicine. 663 00:44:45,629 --> 00:44:46,561 Stop. 664 00:44:46,633 --> 00:44:50,331 Stop, I'm dying. Could you direct me to a culvert? 665 00:44:50,405 --> 00:44:53,738 Why don't you wait till you get to the hotel? It's only six blocks. 666 00:44:53,808 --> 00:44:58,142 We pass the Spanish Americo Chili Parlor on the way up. 667 00:45:01,783 --> 00:45:06,846 Maybe you've eaten an oyster in a month that had an "R" in it. 668 00:45:06,921 --> 00:45:10,084 Don't let these people know. It's a very respectable place. 669 00:45:10,158 --> 00:45:13,786 That's all right. Come on. 670 00:45:13,861 --> 00:45:15,955 Equilibrium's the thing. 671 00:45:16,030 --> 00:45:19,022 If your friend is drunk, don't bring him into this hotel. 672 00:45:19,100 --> 00:45:23,366 He's already registered. J. Pinkerton Snoopington. 673 00:45:23,438 --> 00:45:26,407 Little case of ptomaine poisoning. 674 00:45:26,474 --> 00:45:27,243 Something he ate. 675 00:45:27,267 --> 00:45:29,272 Get him out of sight as quickly as possible. 676 00:45:29,344 --> 00:45:32,745 - He's in room five. - Room five. Come on, old boy. 677 00:45:32,814 --> 00:45:36,215 Come on. This won't last forever. 678 00:45:36,284 --> 00:45:40,084 Come on, look out! Look out! 679 00:45:40,154 --> 00:45:42,213 That's it. Now, you're all right. 680 00:45:42,290 --> 00:45:45,384 You'll be fine, 681 00:45:45,460 --> 00:45:49,692 or I'll fix it so you will be in due time. 682 00:45:49,764 --> 00:45:54,464 I shall make it my business to see the Lompoc Ladies Auxiliary will be informed. 683 00:45:54,536 --> 00:45:58,403 - I thought this was a family hotel. - Yes, indeed it is. 684 00:45:58,473 --> 00:46:01,135 Uh, Mr. Snoopington has a touch of ptomaine. 685 00:46:01,209 --> 00:46:05,236 Hmm. Didn't smell like ptomaine. 686 00:46:07,181 --> 00:46:08,671 Well! 687 00:46:08,750 --> 00:46:11,515 Drat, drat, drat, drat! 688 00:46:11,587 --> 00:46:14,851 Come on. Here you are. 689 00:46:17,258 --> 00:46:19,420 - Okay, okay. - What are you trying to do? 690 00:46:19,495 --> 00:46:23,021 Fill this hotel full of delirium tremens? We've a reputation to uphold! 691 00:46:23,097 --> 00:46:26,329 It's the same man. Just fell out the window. 692 00:46:26,402 --> 00:46:28,647 Friend of mine caught him on the first bounce. 693 00:46:28,671 --> 00:46:29,427 Oh, yeah? 694 00:46:29,504 --> 00:46:32,406 - Face up. - I'll see that he doesn't bounce again. 695 00:46:32,474 --> 00:46:36,844 Come now, Mr. Snoopington. Let's pull ourselves together now. 696 00:46:36,913 --> 00:46:39,608 Here we go. Up, up, up. 697 00:46:39,682 --> 00:46:44,450 - Oh, yes, he's blotto. Isn't he... - Oh! 698 00:46:53,463 --> 00:46:55,589 When you hear the tone, 699 00:46:55,664 --> 00:46:59,658 it will be 22 and one half minutes till 7:00. 700 00:46:59,736 --> 00:47:02,068 Listen, I'm calling Dr. Stall, 701 00:47:02,138 --> 00:47:05,106 and as a matter of fact, when I hear the tone, 702 00:47:05,174 --> 00:47:09,669 it'll be 22 and one half minutes till 6:00. 703 00:47:09,746 --> 00:47:13,579 - Give me Dr. Stall. - I'll give you information please. 704 00:47:13,649 --> 00:47:18,986 I don't want information please, or Professor Qiz, or calling all cars. 705 00:47:19,055 --> 00:47:22,718 - I want Dr. Stall. - Louder, please. 706 00:47:22,792 --> 00:47:27,786 "Louder, please." If I spoke any louder, I wouldn't need a telephone. 707 00:47:27,864 --> 00:47:30,058 Gimme Dr. Stall. 708 00:47:57,627 --> 00:48:00,118 Hello. 709 00:48:00,196 --> 00:48:02,130 Just a moment, please. 710 00:48:02,198 --> 00:48:05,929 The first thing you've got to do is cut out all health foods. 711 00:48:06,002 --> 00:48:10,667 That'll be $ 10.00. The nurse will return your clothes with the receipt. 712 00:48:11,976 --> 00:48:13,909 Hello. 713 00:48:13,977 --> 00:48:16,969 This is Sous� speaking, Doc. How are ya? 714 00:48:17,047 --> 00:48:20,484 I'm here at the New Old Lompoc House. 715 00:48:20,551 --> 00:48:24,418 There's a bank examiner in town, an old friend of the family's. 716 00:48:24,487 --> 00:48:28,857 He's evidently been on a bender. He's full of nose paint. 717 00:48:35,433 --> 00:48:38,890 Hello, Snoopy, old boy! How do you feel? 718 00:48:38,968 --> 00:48:43,804 I feel as though I've been poisoned. 719 00:48:43,874 --> 00:48:46,399 You look the picture of health. 720 00:48:50,313 --> 00:48:52,908 Ooh. 721 00:48:55,485 --> 00:48:59,547 Shame. Agony. 722 00:49:00,391 --> 00:49:03,087 My poor wife. 723 00:49:03,160 --> 00:49:06,492 Little Doret. 724 00:49:06,563 --> 00:49:09,692 I forgot to telephone them last night. 725 00:49:09,767 --> 00:49:12,894 Why don't you let me get you something to eat? 726 00:49:12,969 --> 00:49:16,838 How'd you like some breaded veal cutlet with tomato sauce? 727 00:49:16,907 --> 00:49:20,843 - Ooh! - A chocolate �clair with whip cream? 728 00:49:20,911 --> 00:49:23,379 Poor fellow hasn't had anything to eat. 729 00:49:23,447 --> 00:49:26,780 Oh. 730 00:49:26,851 --> 00:49:29,342 I guess that's the doctor. 731 00:49:31,889 --> 00:49:34,323 Hello, Doc. How are ya? 732 00:49:34,391 --> 00:49:36,916 - How's business? - Oh, fair, fair. 733 00:49:36,994 --> 00:49:39,963 I don't suppose we'll ever get another whooping cough epidemic again. 734 00:49:40,030 --> 00:49:42,362 No, I don't suppose we will. 735 00:49:42,433 --> 00:49:46,698 This is the eminent, uh, Dr. Stall. 736 00:49:46,770 --> 00:49:49,762 Diagnostician, our town's leading physician. 737 00:49:49,840 --> 00:49:54,709 - What's the name? - J. Pinkerton Snoopington. 738 00:49:54,779 --> 00:49:56,746 - Business? - Bank examiner. 739 00:49:56,814 --> 00:49:58,748 - Bank examiner? - Yes. 740 00:49:58,816 --> 00:50:01,284 Quite a lucrative occupation. 741 00:50:01,352 --> 00:50:04,719 Do you mind, uh, showing me your tongue? 742 00:50:10,261 --> 00:50:13,560 You must eat more solids... meats and sauces. 743 00:50:13,631 --> 00:50:15,565 You need iron... liver and bacon. 744 00:50:15,633 --> 00:50:18,500 You lack vitamins A, B and C. 745 00:50:18,569 --> 00:50:24,007 Skip the rest down to X and Y. If Z is necessary, we'll give you that later. 746 00:50:24,074 --> 00:50:27,010 What you need most of all is rest. 747 00:50:27,078 --> 00:50:30,308 Rest will do more for you than all the doctors in the world. 748 00:50:30,381 --> 00:50:33,817 - No exercise! - No. 749 00:50:33,884 --> 00:50:37,252 Now, you take two of these 750 00:50:37,322 --> 00:50:43,090 in a glass of castor oil for two nights running, then you skip one night. 751 00:50:43,161 --> 00:50:46,389 But I thought you said I wasn't to take any exercise. 752 00:50:46,413 --> 00:50:48,097 You take me too literally. 753 00:50:48,165 --> 00:50:50,099 What I should say is, 754 00:50:50,167 --> 00:50:53,831 you take two for two nights consecutively. 755 00:50:53,905 --> 00:50:57,465 - And then you, uh... - Refrain from taking them one night. 756 00:50:57,541 --> 00:50:59,772 Yes. 757 00:50:59,844 --> 00:51:03,973 That's absolutely true and they're tasteless. Good with goulash. 758 00:51:04,048 --> 00:51:08,042 With the proper rest, I'll get you out of here in three days. 759 00:51:10,222 --> 00:51:15,125 Yes, sir, I'll get you out in three days. 760 00:51:18,396 --> 00:51:23,390 - Three more days and you'll be outta here. - Fore! 761 00:51:23,468 --> 00:51:26,596 Careful waving that cane. You might hit something. 762 00:51:26,671 --> 00:51:30,197 Yeah, I might hit that globe up there. 763 00:51:30,274 --> 00:51:34,143 That'll be just one day before the boys at the bank get their bonus. 764 00:51:34,212 --> 00:51:36,237 Yes, sir, I'll have you out in three days. 765 00:51:36,314 --> 00:51:39,306 - Unless, of course, complications set in. - Oh, yes. 766 00:51:39,384 --> 00:51:43,411 - That'll naturally take an extra day. - Yes! 767 00:51:43,488 --> 00:51:45,456 Now, leave everything to me. 768 00:51:45,523 --> 00:51:49,152 I'll do the worrying. Be happy and gay! 769 00:51:49,227 --> 00:51:52,390 I'll have the management send you up a radio. 770 00:51:52,464 --> 00:51:56,525 Come on, Doc. We better be going. 771 00:51:56,601 --> 00:51:59,866 Toodle-oo! 772 00:51:59,938 --> 00:52:04,932 Gonna have the missus bake you a nice coconut custard pie with Savaloi pudding. 773 00:52:07,512 --> 00:52:09,673 You haven't a thing to worry about. 774 00:52:09,748 --> 00:52:13,741 I've got Snoopington down at the New Old Lompoc House. He's still in bed. 775 00:52:13,818 --> 00:52:17,015 Oh, much obliged. I gotta put on my work clothes now. 776 00:52:17,088 --> 00:52:19,216 Okay, go ahead. 777 00:52:19,292 --> 00:52:21,521 Uh, what do you mean? 778 00:52:24,629 --> 00:52:27,224 Ha, yeah. I thought I lost it. 779 00:52:34,239 --> 00:52:36,538 How-dee-do, Mr. Skinner? 780 00:52:39,611 --> 00:52:43,275 Mr. Sous�, we appreciate the capture you made, 781 00:52:43,349 --> 00:52:45,579 and the manhandling you gave those criminals. 782 00:52:45,651 --> 00:52:48,710 Oh, nothing at all! Nothing really. 783 00:52:48,787 --> 00:52:50,846 They were a couple of tough fellows. 784 00:52:50,922 --> 00:52:52,914 One of them pulled a knife on me. 785 00:52:52,992 --> 00:52:56,859 Pulled a knife that was really... It was... 786 00:52:56,928 --> 00:52:59,989 It was about that... 787 00:53:00,066 --> 00:53:02,660 It was about that long. It was really an assegai. 788 00:53:02,735 --> 00:53:06,465 Doesn't anyone ever pull a short knife on you, Mr. Sous�? 789 00:53:06,538 --> 00:53:08,837 A little one... about that long? 790 00:53:08,908 --> 00:53:12,002 Oh, yes! Yes, yes. 791 00:53:12,078 --> 00:53:15,707 Major Moe one time, a little colored midget, pulled one on me. 792 00:53:15,781 --> 00:53:19,478 It was just about that long. Wasn't really a knife. It was a razor. 793 00:53:19,552 --> 00:53:22,281 We're grateful to you for retrieving the bank's funds. 794 00:53:22,354 --> 00:53:25,256 Oh, that was in the line of duty. 795 00:53:25,324 --> 00:53:29,317 And we feel we've shown our gratitude by giving you a position as bank's officer. 796 00:53:29,395 --> 00:53:32,296 But when you caution Mrs. Muckle's little son 797 00:53:32,365 --> 00:53:36,495 about carrying a toy pistol into the bank, that's going too far. 798 00:53:36,569 --> 00:53:39,230 I cannot impress upon you too firmly, 799 00:53:39,304 --> 00:53:42,297 the Skinner Bank is a dignified institution. 800 00:53:42,375 --> 00:53:45,742 Yeah, that's the way I always figured it. 801 00:53:45,811 --> 00:53:49,508 I guess you figured it the same way, working here the same as I do. 802 00:53:49,582 --> 00:53:52,745 Furthermore, I've been informed that you are a frequenter 803 00:53:52,818 --> 00:53:54,945 of a cafe known as the Black Pussy. 804 00:53:55,020 --> 00:53:57,545 Oh, yes, say, that reminds me. 805 00:53:57,623 --> 00:54:00,798 One of the customers gave it to me. Smoke it at your leisure. 806 00:54:00,822 --> 00:54:01,889 Thank you. 807 00:54:01,961 --> 00:54:04,021 By the way, 808 00:54:04,096 --> 00:54:08,999 accept this silver-plated napkin ring with my compliments. 809 00:54:09,068 --> 00:54:11,766 I won it over at the bowling alley last night. 810 00:54:11,790 --> 00:54:12,697 Thanks. 811 00:54:12,772 --> 00:54:15,468 - You're welcome. - Why, Mr. Snoopington! 812 00:54:15,541 --> 00:54:18,669 Aaah! 813 00:54:19,913 --> 00:54:22,745 I beg your pardon. 814 00:54:22,815 --> 00:54:25,249 It's an unexpected pleasure to see you in Lompoc. 815 00:54:25,317 --> 00:54:27,946 It's no pleasure for me. 816 00:54:28,021 --> 00:54:32,218 I'm a very sick man... but I'm also a man for duty. 817 00:54:32,291 --> 00:54:35,283 If you don't mind, I'd like to look over your books. 818 00:54:35,361 --> 00:54:39,320 Aaah! 819 00:54:39,398 --> 00:54:41,332 Of course we don't mind. 820 00:54:41,400 --> 00:54:44,336 This bank is always ready for an audit, yessiree. 821 00:54:44,404 --> 00:54:48,237 Mr. Sous�, our special officer, will give you every assistance you wish. 822 00:54:48,307 --> 00:54:50,241 Come in. 823 00:54:50,309 --> 00:54:54,212 - Not feeling well, Mr. Snoopington? - No, I'm not feeling very fit. 824 00:54:54,281 --> 00:54:56,908 Well, I'll leave you to Mr. Sous�. 825 00:54:56,982 --> 00:55:00,350 And rest assured you are in proper hands. 826 00:55:00,420 --> 00:55:02,354 Thank you. 827 00:55:06,992 --> 00:55:10,326 Are you, um... 828 00:55:10,397 --> 00:55:14,196 Are you still suffering from that slight nausea you had yesterday? 829 00:55:14,266 --> 00:55:17,327 - Yes, I haven't quite gotten over it yet. - Well, listen, 830 00:55:17,404 --> 00:55:19,770 I don't want to be a crepe hanger, 831 00:55:19,840 --> 00:55:24,971 but in your weakened condition, you're subject to all sorts of maladies. 832 00:55:25,045 --> 00:55:28,271 Now, I want to tell you something very confidentially. 833 00:55:28,295 --> 00:55:29,379 Yes? 834 00:55:29,449 --> 00:55:34,944 I know positively that our good friend Dr. Stall 835 00:55:35,021 --> 00:55:39,754 has treated this boy who thumbs the pages of these books, 836 00:55:39,826 --> 00:55:43,159 for Malta fever, beriberi, 837 00:55:43,230 --> 00:55:48,634 and that dreaded of all diseases, Mogo on the Ga-Go-Go. 838 00:55:48,702 --> 00:55:51,432 Mr. Sous�, if duty called, 839 00:55:51,505 --> 00:55:55,532 I would go into the tsetse fly country of Africa and brave sleeping sickness... 840 00:55:55,608 --> 00:55:58,976 - If there were books to be examined. - Hmm. 841 00:56:03,751 --> 00:56:05,843 - This way? - Uh, yeah. 842 00:56:05,919 --> 00:56:10,185 Would you like to examine the books of the Black Pussy Cafe? 843 00:56:10,257 --> 00:56:13,090 Thank you. 844 00:56:16,730 --> 00:56:19,453 What you need to get is a description of that place. 845 00:56:19,477 --> 00:56:20,478 Okay. 846 00:56:24,204 --> 00:56:26,673 Og, what's the matter? 847 00:56:26,741 --> 00:56:28,767 Exactly what I suspected! 848 00:56:28,844 --> 00:56:32,472 - What? - The old Mogo on the Ga-Go-Go. 849 00:56:32,547 --> 00:56:35,141 Og? Whiskey! 850 00:56:35,216 --> 00:56:36,912 Whiskey? Look out! I'll get it! 851 00:56:36,985 --> 00:56:39,145 - Whiskey. - What's the matter? Speak to me! 852 00:56:39,220 --> 00:56:41,245 - What happened to him? - I don't know. 853 00:56:41,322 --> 00:56:45,225 Help me lift him up. Just wet his lips. 854 00:56:45,294 --> 00:56:47,625 Okay. 855 00:56:47,695 --> 00:56:50,186 Here you are. 856 00:56:59,106 --> 00:57:01,371 Uh... 857 00:57:01,443 --> 00:57:05,310 - Ooh! - Something in the clamp? 858 00:57:05,379 --> 00:57:07,745 Oh, that's a good question. 859 00:57:07,815 --> 00:57:13,048 Ah, unfortunately you must've had your hand in there. 860 00:57:13,120 --> 00:57:15,645 That'll interfere with your writing, won't it? 861 00:57:15,723 --> 00:57:18,625 It won't interfere with my writing. Fortunately, I'm left-handed. 862 00:57:18,694 --> 00:57:22,356 Oh, that's unfort... Oh, yeah. 863 00:57:22,430 --> 00:57:25,423 Get him a glass of water, will you, Scotty? Feel better? 864 00:57:35,677 --> 00:57:39,578 Psst! Mr. Sous�. 865 00:57:39,647 --> 00:57:43,379 Did I see that bank examiner here? 866 00:57:43,452 --> 00:57:45,420 Why, I don't imagine so. 867 00:57:45,487 --> 00:57:49,218 With my introspective eye as a detective, 868 00:57:49,291 --> 00:57:52,522 I would naturally have seen him... 869 00:57:55,863 --> 00:58:00,096 Ah, just as I thought: Recurring fever. 870 00:58:00,168 --> 00:58:02,636 I'm sorry to appear overzealous, 871 00:58:02,704 --> 00:58:05,901 but these books have got to be examined. 872 00:58:07,643 --> 00:58:11,135 - Let me help you, Mr. Snoopington. - Oh, thank you. 873 00:58:11,213 --> 00:58:14,580 Here you are, sir. Oh, I'm sorry, sir. 874 00:58:14,650 --> 00:58:17,642 That's all right. I can't see a thing without my glasses. 875 00:58:17,719 --> 00:58:21,247 - Here you are, sir. - Thank you. 876 00:58:21,324 --> 00:58:23,995 I'll be right over here if you need me, sir. 877 00:58:24,019 --> 00:58:25,019 All right. 878 00:58:44,814 --> 00:58:46,748 If I can be of... 879 00:58:49,251 --> 00:58:52,015 Oh, sorry. And I try to be so helpful. 880 00:58:52,087 --> 00:58:55,524 Well, oh. Tsk, tsk, tsk. 881 00:58:55,591 --> 00:58:59,082 I hope that won't interfere with your auditing the books. 882 00:58:59,161 --> 00:59:01,960 It certainly will not! 883 00:59:02,031 --> 00:59:04,931 Oh, that's good, that's good. 884 00:59:18,314 --> 00:59:20,908 It couldn't be possible that Mr. Sous� is trying 885 00:59:20,983 --> 00:59:24,214 to keep me from examining the books? 886 00:59:51,547 --> 00:59:53,538 There, you see? 887 00:59:53,616 --> 00:59:56,414 Mr. Sous�, I've done Mr. Oggilby a great wrong. 888 00:59:56,486 --> 00:59:58,545 And I'm here to rectify that wrong. 889 00:59:58,621 --> 01:00:01,613 I was hoodwinked into believing that those bonds were 100%%. 890 01:00:01,691 --> 01:00:04,990 I've never been guilty of a dishonest act in my life. 891 01:00:05,061 --> 01:00:08,553 So I'll take those bonds off his hands if I have to pay for them with my blood. 892 01:00:08,631 --> 01:00:10,758 - Transfusion? - Anything. 893 01:00:10,833 --> 01:00:15,327 There you are. The man is willing to buy the bonds back with his own blood. 894 01:00:15,404 --> 01:00:19,841 I don't want blood. I want money. Let him give me back the $500. 895 01:00:19,909 --> 01:00:23,470 The boy needs money. He doesn't want blood. 896 01:00:23,546 --> 01:00:26,106 He's got high blood pressure already. 897 01:00:26,182 --> 01:00:28,116 Give him what he paid for the bonds in cash. 898 01:00:28,184 --> 01:00:30,414 I'm the saddest man in the world. 899 01:00:30,486 --> 01:00:33,421 You may be the second saddest, but he's the saddest. 900 01:00:33,489 --> 01:00:36,117 I'm prepared to pay you $350 cash. 901 01:00:36,192 --> 01:00:39,593 I'll pay the rest in weekly installments of $25 per week. 902 01:00:39,662 --> 01:00:42,995 I'll even give you my favorite aunt's wedding ring as security. 903 01:00:43,065 --> 01:00:45,626 I want to prove that I am honest in the worst way. 904 01:00:45,702 --> 01:00:49,034 The worst way. 905 01:00:54,311 --> 01:00:56,710 Thanks. I was a fool to listen to Mr. Sous� 906 01:00:56,734 --> 01:00:59,213 in the first place. In the second place too. 907 01:00:59,282 --> 01:01:00,281 Paper, mister? 908 01:01:00,305 --> 01:01:03,310 How'd Gumlegs come out in the fourth today? 909 01:01:03,387 --> 01:01:06,787 - I don't know. - Let me see your paper. 910 01:01:09,059 --> 01:01:13,791 A bonanza! Beefsteak Mine. 911 01:01:13,863 --> 01:01:16,628 Godfrey Daniel! 912 01:01:20,537 --> 01:01:24,165 Oh! What are you doing? Just as I was getting some of my money back! 913 01:01:24,240 --> 01:01:27,404 You read this paper. You're a millionaire! 914 01:01:27,477 --> 01:01:30,206 Go away, Mr. Sous�. Look at that window. 915 01:01:30,279 --> 01:01:32,474 Read that paper. 916 01:01:35,586 --> 01:01:39,453 Oh! Now I can put the money back without waiting for my bonus. 917 01:01:39,522 --> 01:01:42,686 Mr. Snoopington is no longer a nightmare. Bring him in here, I'll kill him. 918 01:01:42,759 --> 01:01:45,956 Calm yourself, Oggilby, my boy. Calm yourself. 919 01:01:46,029 --> 01:01:49,362 - Golly. Oh, Mr. Sous�! - Cut it out. 920 01:01:49,433 --> 01:01:52,698 Oh, Mr. Sous�, I don't need all this money. I don't deserve it. 921 01:01:52,769 --> 01:01:55,465 You engineered the whole thing. You're a financial wizard. 922 01:01:55,539 --> 01:01:57,861 I'm gonna split with ya. I'll give you half of 'em. 923 01:01:57,885 --> 01:01:58,667 Thank you, Og. 924 01:01:58,742 --> 01:02:00,676 Wait. I'll follow ya. 925 01:02:00,744 --> 01:02:05,807 - Anything I can do for you? - You sure can, brother. 926 01:02:05,883 --> 01:02:09,785 Turn around and start walking toward the cashier's cage and keep quiet. 927 01:02:09,853 --> 01:02:12,880 Ooh! That tickles. 928 01:02:12,957 --> 01:02:15,356 You remember me, don't you? 929 01:02:15,425 --> 01:02:20,887 Ah, you remember the gentleman, Og? 930 01:02:20,965 --> 01:02:23,933 Yes, sir. That's the man that held me up the last time. 931 01:02:24,001 --> 01:02:27,402 Ah, mind your, uh, mind your language, Og. 932 01:02:27,471 --> 01:02:31,771 Here. Hate for you to be the fall guy, but fill that up. 933 01:02:31,842 --> 01:02:34,411 Do what the gentleman tells you to, Og, quickly. 934 01:02:34,435 --> 01:02:35,300 Yes, sir. 935 01:02:35,379 --> 01:02:37,348 - Don't, oh, don't. - Shut up. 936 01:02:40,217 --> 01:02:43,709 - This is my Beefsteak stock. - Fill that up. 937 01:02:43,787 --> 01:02:46,484 Do what the gentleman tells you to, Og. 938 01:02:48,792 --> 01:02:51,090 Thanks. 939 01:02:51,161 --> 01:02:55,656 - Do you mind accompanying me to the door? - Not at all, no. 940 01:02:55,733 --> 01:02:58,701 How-dee-do, Mrs. Chiselbottom? 941 01:02:58,769 --> 01:03:01,646 Keep your foot off the alarm or I'll come back and plug you. 942 01:03:01,670 --> 01:03:02,729 Are you still there? 943 01:03:02,807 --> 01:03:05,366 Hello, Mr. Sous�. Making more movies? 944 01:03:05,442 --> 01:03:07,745 Sous�, huh? Get in that car and start driving. 945 01:03:07,769 --> 01:03:09,004 We're goin' for a ride. 946 01:03:09,080 --> 01:03:11,514 Reach for the sky and back up there. 947 01:03:16,286 --> 01:03:20,139 Oggilby, you're arousing the bank. You set the alarm off. 948 01:03:20,163 --> 01:03:21,520 What's the matter? 949 01:03:21,592 --> 01:03:24,415 Like to see some of the places of interest in town? 950 01:03:24,439 --> 01:03:25,494 No, keep driving. 951 01:03:30,834 --> 01:03:34,236 - There's the Black Pussy Cafe. - Be careful! 952 01:03:38,775 --> 01:03:41,973 Help! We've been robbed! 953 01:03:42,046 --> 01:03:45,006 Johnson, get on that phone and get the police. There's been a robbery here. 954 01:03:45,049 --> 01:03:47,380 - Help! - Police! 955 01:03:47,451 --> 01:03:48,591 He took Mr. Sous�? 956 01:03:48,615 --> 01:03:51,582 He certainly did, right from under my contract. 957 01:03:51,656 --> 01:03:54,819 I've just called the police. 958 01:03:54,892 --> 01:03:58,225 - Follow that gray car. - Come on, come on! 959 01:03:58,296 --> 01:04:01,265 Holdup! Bank robbers up that way. 960 01:04:03,901 --> 01:04:07,632 - Don't let that car out of your sight. - Hurry. That police car. 961 01:04:19,317 --> 01:04:21,582 - These are catalpa trees. - Step on that gas. 962 01:04:21,652 --> 01:04:24,052 - Keep moving! - I'm stepping on it. 963 01:04:24,122 --> 01:04:25,603 Mr. Sous�'s liable to get hurt. 964 01:04:25,627 --> 01:04:27,751 And me with $10,000 in the briefcase for him. 965 01:04:27,825 --> 01:04:28,687 For Sous�? What for? 966 01:04:28,711 --> 01:04:30,726 For a story he told me while he was directing. 967 01:04:30,795 --> 01:04:33,140 I sent it in with the day's report, and the boss went nuts about it. 968 01:04:33,164 --> 01:04:36,065 He wants it and Sous� too. 969 01:04:37,102 --> 01:04:39,797 There goes the helmet. 970 01:04:55,120 --> 01:04:58,714 Come back here, you. 971 01:05:18,310 --> 01:05:20,870 There's more catalpa... I'm sorry. 972 01:05:20,946 --> 01:05:23,539 Never mind about those trees. Keep stepping on the gas. 973 01:05:23,614 --> 01:05:25,879 - You know who's in that car with Sous�? - No, who? 974 01:05:25,951 --> 01:05:27,036 Repulsive Rogan. 975 01:05:27,060 --> 01:05:30,081 There's a $5,000 dead-or-alive reward on him. 976 01:06:25,044 --> 01:06:27,706 - Stay awake! - Be careful, driver. 977 01:06:30,483 --> 01:06:34,146 - Hey! - Magic carpet. 978 01:06:39,092 --> 01:06:42,926 - Wipe off that windshield, you. - Here. 979 01:06:42,996 --> 01:06:46,228 You wipe it off, I'm driving. 980 01:06:55,042 --> 01:06:58,067 Lake Shoshobogomo is right over the top of this mountain. 981 01:06:58,144 --> 01:06:59,873 Get out and push! 982 01:06:59,946 --> 01:07:03,849 What do you think this is, a kiddy-kar? 983 01:07:03,918 --> 01:07:06,010 Can't push a hulking truck like this. 984 01:07:06,085 --> 01:07:08,883 Start pushing. 985 01:07:31,778 --> 01:07:35,237 Seems to be a great deal of traffic here for a country road, don't you think? 986 01:07:35,316 --> 01:07:37,250 - Keep going. - Yeah. 987 01:07:47,094 --> 01:07:49,391 Hiya, toots! 988 01:07:49,462 --> 01:07:51,397 Look out! 989 01:07:55,202 --> 01:07:59,901 The resale value of this car is gonna be nil after you get over this trip. 990 01:08:02,643 --> 01:08:05,167 You're goin' too fast! Slow down. 991 01:08:08,315 --> 01:08:11,910 - Foot brake's gone. - Where's your emergency? 992 01:08:15,222 --> 01:08:18,487 Here it is, but it won't do you any good in that back seat. 993 01:08:20,894 --> 01:08:24,261 Gimme that wheel. Here, grab it. 994 01:08:24,331 --> 01:08:25,291 Put it on there! 995 01:08:25,315 --> 01:08:28,267 We're gonna have an accident if you're not careful. 996 01:08:28,335 --> 01:08:30,599 You're gonna have a real accident in a minute! 997 01:08:42,783 --> 01:08:46,481 - The wheel is comin' off! - That's what I thought. 998 01:08:46,554 --> 01:08:49,613 Going to be very dangerous. 999 01:08:51,625 --> 01:08:53,616 - I'm gonna jump. - Huh? 1000 01:09:02,137 --> 01:09:05,128 Have to take the boat from here on, anyway. 1001 01:09:13,480 --> 01:09:16,108 Looking for someone? 1002 01:09:26,795 --> 01:09:30,560 You better stop by the station and see about that $5,000 reward, Mr. Sous�. 1003 01:09:30,631 --> 01:09:32,826 This sure is your lucky day, Mr. Sous�. 1004 01:09:32,900 --> 01:09:34,653 Here's a check for $10,000 from the Tela-Vis. 1005 01:09:34,677 --> 01:09:36,098 Company for that story you told us, 1006 01:09:36,171 --> 01:09:38,503 as well as a contract for you to bring it to the screen. 1007 01:09:38,573 --> 01:09:42,009 Looks like it's all here, Mr. Skinner, including the Beefsteak Mine. 1008 01:09:42,077 --> 01:09:44,059 I don't know whether it is or not, but allow 1009 01:09:44,083 --> 01:09:45,911 me to give you another hearty handclasp. 1010 01:09:55,890 --> 01:10:00,452 Judkins, has Mr. Sous� had his cafe rum a la papa? 1011 01:10:00,528 --> 01:10:01,488 Yes, ma'am. 1012 01:10:01,512 --> 01:10:04,464 Thank you, dear, I've had a double noggin. 1013 01:10:04,532 --> 01:10:10,027 - What time is it, daddykins? - It's one minute till 9:00. 1014 01:10:10,105 --> 01:10:13,596 I gotta get down to the sal... The, uh, office. 1015 01:10:13,674 --> 01:10:15,575 Good-bye, Daddy dear. 1016 01:10:15,643 --> 01:10:18,077 - Good-bye, dear. - Gimme a kiss. 1017 01:10:18,146 --> 01:10:21,980 - I'll give you two of 'em. - Good-bye, pater noster. 1018 01:10:22,050 --> 01:10:24,484 - Good-bye, dear. - Take care of yourself. 1019 01:10:24,552 --> 01:10:27,851 - I shall, dear. - Good-bye, my darling. 1020 01:10:27,922 --> 01:10:31,858 Hurry home if you feel like it. I'll be waiting up as usual. 1021 01:10:31,926 --> 01:10:34,861 Oh, thank you, dear. I'll be home early. 1022 01:10:48,643 --> 01:10:50,736 Hey, that doesn't look bad, does it? 1023 01:10:50,812 --> 01:10:53,872 I think, sir, this is the more appropriate. 1024 01:10:53,949 --> 01:10:57,645 Yeah, that's nice and cool though. Thanks. 1025 01:10:57,719 --> 01:10:59,653 Thank you. 1026 01:11:03,392 --> 01:11:05,416 Good-bye. 1027 01:11:10,266 --> 01:11:13,496 Thanks. Thank you. 1028 01:11:15,336 --> 01:11:18,363 What a changed man. 1029 01:11:18,441 --> 01:11:22,638 - You deserve a lot of credit, Agatha. - Hasn't been easy.