我还记得我第一次来这面试的时候 I remember the day I came here for my first interview
祝你好运Mike good luck Mike
记着，大家面试的时候都会紧张 Remember, everyone's bit nervous in these interviews
我反正是挺紧张的，所以就算紧张也没关系，嗯？ I know I was, so don't worry if you feel nervous, eh?
好的老爸 Okay, dad
放松一点……别玩你那个鬓角了 else try to relax… don't do that fiddling with your sideboards
你这鬓角有点长了 bit long, aren't they?
算了…… never mind…
好的老爸 okay dad
好。你走进去以后就用清楚的声音说“早上好” Fine. Well, when you walk in, just say good morning in a good clear voice,
然后坚定地跟院长握手 give the Dean a good firm handshake
当然得是他先伸出手来的时候 only if he offers you his hand of course
再坐到椅子上……记得别玩鬓角了，好吧 well back in your seat and don't fiddle with these, eh?
好的老爸，谢谢 Okay dad. Thanks
希望下学期St. Swithin's有另外一个Upton家的入学了，嗯？ And let's hope it's going to be another Upton in St. Swithin's next term, eh?
好的老爸，谢谢 Yes dad. Thanks.
oh mike!
你知道应该说什么吧？ Oh Mike! You know what to say, don't you?
咱们之前说过了，对吧？ We have covered it, haven't we?
是的，是的，咱们说过了，老爸。 Oh yes. Yes, we have dad.
好吧，你就把我告诉你的告诉他们就行，以及做好你自己，Mike Oh fine. You just say what I told you to say and just be yourself, Mike
但是不要表现得像自己没思考的样子 don't be too glib though,
尽量放松一点，嗯？ just try to relax, eh?
好的，太感谢了老爸。拜拜~ Okay, thanks very much dad. bye bye.
哦Mike！ Oh Mike!
如果他们要问你为什么想当医生的话你知道应该怎么说吧？ You remember what to say if they ask you why
知道，老爸。 you want to be a doctor, don't you? Yes, dad.
就说你对医学这门科学一直很感兴趣 Just say that you've always been fascinated by medicine as a science
而且想为自己周围的人做些好事，嗯？ and that you want to do good for the people around you, eh?
知道了！ Got it!
做好你自己就行。 Just be yourself.
哦Mike！
如果他们问起宗教问题，别大声宣扬你倾向无神论，好吧？ Oh Mike! If they say anything about religion, Soft-pedal of the atheism, eh?
就说你是圣公会的就行。好的。好吧你知道该说什么了 just say, C of E. Fine, fine. Well you know what to say
就，从容一些，自信一点，挺直腰板再进去 just take it in your stride and stuck up a bit before you go in
爽快干练地跟他们道早安 say good morning briskly
坚定地跟他们握手，别玩你那头发了！ good firm handshake and don't!
你知道我说的话，做你自己，Mike You know what I said, be yourself, Mike
他们经常弄这种面试，你不用担心 I mean they they're used to giving these interviews you don't have to worry about that
好的老爸，拜拜 okay dad, bye bye
你之前不是也参加过面试吗？对吧？ You've given interviews before, I haven't you?
我的意思是，虽然这次更重要一点…… I mean even if this one is a bit more important
祝你好运，儿子 Good luck, Michael, son
虽然你不需要好运肯定也能通过。 not that you're going to need it.
谢谢老爸。 Thanks, dad.
明天见，再次祝你好运，老伙计！ See you tomorrow. Good luck again, old chap.
别太紧张了！ Don't worry about it!
嘿！你这是要上哪去啊？ Hey, wait! Where do you think you're going?
哦，我是来面试的。 Oh I'm here for the interview. Interview Oh
叫什么？Upton, Michael A. Upton What name? Upton, Michael A. Upton.
Upton, Upton。啊，就在左边 Upton? Upton. Oh yes. Well, it's just down there on the left
3:30的面试对吧？嘿！过来。你不能这样就进去啊。 3:30 right? Oy! come here. You better not go in like that.
你自己看看你这头发。到处都翘着！ You've seen your hair? Oh, dear, it's all over the place.
这把梳子给你，梳一梳能看起来精神点。 Here. here's a comb to smarten you up with
哦，谢谢！没事。谢谢。十便士。 Oh, thank you. It's alright. thank you. That's ten pence.
哦 Frampton先生! Oh by the way Mr. Frampton!
我帮你买了车灯 I've got your car brighter.
恐怕比我之前以为的要贵一点…… it's a little bit more than I thought I'm afraid,
但是您也知道现在东西…… but you know how things
不好意思，先生。Neil？抱歉？Neil！哦好吧（kneel和人名Neil谐音，这糟糕的谐音梗） Oh excuse me, sir. Neil? I'm sorry? Neil! Oh!
你干嘛呢？我也不知道啊……你还好吗？ What ARE you doing? I don't quite know… Are you all right?
好啊，谢谢您。 Yes, thank you.
你是叫Neil吗？ Are you Mr. Neil? Oh!
哦！我只是提一下袜子，先生。 I'm just pulling up my socks, sir.
你叫什么？ What is your name?
Upton。啊，Upton。 Upton. Ah, Upton. Well mr. Upton,
不管你现在在干什么，干完以后请你在拐角的地方等一下， when you finish doing what you're doing,
等到院长想见你的时候我会叫你进去。 would you wait round the corner and I'll call you
好的，先生。谢谢，先生。 when the Dean wants to see you. Yes sir, thank you sir.
Hello！你们什么时候开始面试啊？ Hello! What time you expect to be going in?
三点15 三点半 3:15. 3:30.
好吧我是3:30的 Well I'm 3:30
他们大概面试多长时间？ How long do they take?
里面这位伙计进去了得有20分钟吧，估计是被好好盘问了一通。 Well this chap has been in there 20 minutes, getting a right grilling.
你进去过了吗？没有 Have you been in? No.
我昨天去盖伊医院面试了。 I was at Guy's yesterday. Full a bit there
他们弄了一个智商测验。智商测验？！ Intelligence test. Intelligence test? !
哦天哪…… Oh, God...
半个小时的面试，不过我跟他们聊得挺来，他们当时就录取我了！ Half hour interview, still I chatted them up, They accepted me on the spot!
那你为什么来这儿呢？ Why have you come here?
嗯盖伊医院有点太大了。 Well guy's is a bit big,
我这人是宁做鸡头不做凤尾啊。 I prefer to be a big fish in a small pond.
凤栖小姐？请这边走。 Miss Fisher? This way, please.
祝你好运！谢谢。 Good luck! Thank you.
进去吧。 In there.
我希望他们快一点，我5:00还约了个姑娘呢。 I do wish they'd hurry up, I'm meeting a bird at 5:00.
*你知道吗Mike，他们问的最难的问题是：* *You know Mike, one of the worst questions is,*
*“你为什么想要当医生？”* *why do you want to be a doctor.*
*我建议你说“我对医学这门科学很感兴趣* *Now I suggest you say you're fascinated by medicine as a science*
*……而且当医生是一个独特的为周围人服务的机会……* *and it's a unique chance to do some positive good to the people around you*
*而且你喜欢和别人一起工作”* *and you like working with people.*
*然后你就可以告诉他们你在度假营地当招待员的事* *Then you can tell them about being a redcoat to the holiday camp*
*大点声说话，Mike* *And speak right up, Mike.*
*坚定的声音，坚定的握手* * Good firm voice, good firm handshake.*
*应该给你修一下鬓角的* *And I should take a bit off those sideboards.*
请跟我来。 Follow me, please.
进这里面 In there.
早上好。早上好！下午好…… Good morning. Good morning! Afternoon...
坐。 take a seat
刚才过道里的是你吗？ Was it you I saw in the corridor just now?
什么？跪着的那个。提袜子来着，先生。 Sir? Kneeling? Sock, sir.
啊，Michael A. Upton。8个初级证书，6月考的高级证书。 ah, Michael A. Upton. Eight O-levels, takes his A-levels in June.
这是他的初级证书。 Here it is, his O-level passes.
嗯？呵呵。 Yes? HAHA.
Upton? 你还申请了别的医学院吗？ Upton? Have you applied to any other medical schools?
没有，先生。 No sir.
对自己这么有信心吗？ Confident, eh? Well...
为什么只申请了St. Swithin's？嗯…… Why did you choose to honor St. Swithin's? Well...my
大点声！我父亲是从这毕业的，先生。 Speak up! My father was here, sir. Upton!
哦，那个 Upton，是个一流的橄榄球员，他父亲。 Oh, a first class ragby player, his father.
哦是吗。 Really?
有兄弟姐妹吗？有一个兄弟，先生，是我哥哥。 Brothers or sisters? A brother, sir. Older.
啊。他是干什么的？他是一名舞者，先生。 Ah. What does he do? He's a dancer, sir.
什么？舞者，先生。皇家芭蕾舞团的。 What? A dancer, sir. Royal Ballet.
天哪。
他结婚了吗？结了，先生。 Good lord! Is he married? Yes sir.
嗯，我想也很有可能。 Well I suppose that's possible.
Upton? 什么，先生？你不跳舞吧？ Upton? Sir? You don't dance, do you?
不跳，先生。好，好。你有什么爱好？我爱好体育运动，先生。 No, sir. Good, good. What are your hobbies? Well, sports sir.
嗯？我是橄榄球队的首发球员。 Yes? I played rugby for the first fifteen...
除了体育以外呢？嗯，读书，先生。 What else apart from sports? Well, reading, sir.
你现在在读什么书？嗯……我刚看完…… What are you reading now? Well I've just finishd...
你现在正在读的是什么书？ What are you reading now, at this moment?
《侦探》杂志的错误合集。什么？ The Private Eye book of boobs. Book of what？
错误，先生。是我想的那个意思吗？（Boob还有乳房的意思）不是的，先生。 Boobs, sir. Is that what I think it is? No, sir.
是印刷错误，先生。所以你是在读一本印刷错误的书吗？ Misprint, sir. You are reading a book of misprints, Upton?
都是些好笑的错误，先生。啊我明白了。 Funny ones, sir. Funny ones, I see.
除了印刷错误以外你还看别的吗？ What else do you read apart from misprints?
你看报纸吧？ Well... You read the papers?
看的，先生。我对时事很感兴趣，先生。 Yes sir. I'm very interested in current affairs, sir.
时事是吧？ Current affairs, eh?
那你告诉我谁是美国的副总统？ Who is the vice president of the United States?
嗯……是一个什么先生来着…… Oh, eh... Mister, mister...
美国，一个新兴的国家…… The US, one of the emerging nations.
嗯，Hubert Humphreys原来是副总统来着，先生。 Well, Hubert Humphreys WAS the vice president, sir.
确实。但是现在的副总统是谁？ Right, but the vice president now is?
是叫什么先生……对，我们刚才已经说过这个了，不用再说了 Mister... Yes, we've established that.
Spy……啊？他是间谍吗？不是。spy-row Ah... Spy? Is he?! No, it's spy...spy row...row
哦他叫Spiro, Spiro先生。 Spyrow? oh Spiro, mr. spiro.
ah-ah……不是Spiro先生？ AH-AH... Not mr. spiro?
我们好不容易知道他的名字了，就别往回退了。 Please don't go back now, we've come this far together.
Sipro Ag...?（Spiro Agnew，第39任美国副总统）哦！Spiro Agnew! Sipro Ag...? Oh! Spiro Agnew!
行。真不容易，挤牙膏挤出来四分之一个名字。 Good! Well, a generous 25% on that one.
还有别的爱好吗？运动，先生。 What other hobbies? Well, sports, sir.
除了运动呢？绘画，戏剧？戏剧，先生。 Apart from sport, painting, theatre? Yes, sir.
你喜欢戏剧？你自己演戏吗？ You like theatre. Do you act?
演的，先生。我很喜欢表演。 Yes, sir. I like acting very much.
好吧，反正不会有空余时间让你演戏的。 Well you won't have much time for that.
你有宗教信仰吗？没有，先生。哦！有的，先生。 Are you religious? No, sir. Oh! Well, er, yes, sir!
英国国教？是的，先生。圣公会的。 Church of England? Yes, sir. C of E. Good.
好吧，那你Upton为什么想成为医生呢？ Well now Upton, why is it Upton that you want to be a doctor?
嗯，两个原因，先生。 Oh well, two reasons really, sir.
第一个原因是……您介意我先讲第二个原因吗？ The first reason is... Do you mind if I do the second reason first?
如果你非得这样的话。 If you insist.
第二个原因是……哦！ Well the second reason is... Oh!
我想起第一个原因了，先生。 I've just remembered the first reason, sir.
嗯？是因为我一直非常喜欢医学这门科学，先生。 Yes, well? It's because medicine has always fascinated me as a science, sir.
然后呢Upton？别卖关子了，我们都等着你的第二个原因呢。 Well, go on Upton, you've got us hooked now, We've all got this second reason of yours.
嗯，暑假的时候， Well, sir, during one summer holiday, sir.
我在Butlins酒店当招待员。 Yeah? I worked as a Redcoat at Butlins.
Butlins? 是的，先生。 Butlins? Yes, sir.
这是医院，Upton，不是度假营！ This is a hospital, Upton, not a holiday camp.
我的意思是，我喜欢和别人一起工作，先生。 I mean, I like working with people, sir.
然后！……然后我觉得做医生可以给我一个特殊的 And! I... I do feel that being a doctor offers one the unique opportunity of
“为同胞服务的机会？” 为周围人……确实。 'doing some good for your fellow men' for the people around you... Exactly.
Upton，你到底为什么想做医生？ Now Upton, why do you really want to be a doctor?
呃……你父亲就是医生 Well... Your father's a doctor
所以你从没想过从事别的职业，是吧。 and you never thought of becoming anything else, have you?
没有，先生。 Not really, sir.
连跳舞也没想过？没有，先生。 Not even a dancer？ No, sir.
好吧，我了解了，院长您问吧。 Well I think that gives me a pretty good picture, Dean.
好吧Upton。你打橄榄球吗？ Well now, Mr. Upton, you play rugger?
打的，先生。是学校的首发球员？ Yes, sir. At first at school?
是的，先生。三年都是。边卫？是的，先生。 Yes, sir. Three years. Wing three-quarter? Yes, sir.
你打这个位置，体型是不是有点太敦实了？ A bit stocky aren't you for a 3/4 of wing three
你的速度够吗？ and have you got the speed?
我拿了好几座百米跑的奖杯呢，先生。 I've got cups for a hundred, sir.
不错。嗯。咱们医院的橄榄球队需要边卫。 Very good. hmm. We need wing free-quarters for the hospital football team...
好吧，可以了。9月份开学见，早安。 Well now that seems to be about all, see you in September, good morning.
什么？见我吗？ What? See me? Do you...?
早安。谢谢！下午…… Good morning. Thank you. Afternoon...
怎么样？我不太 How did it go? I... I don't, I... I don't
我觉得他们录取我了！ well he said... I think he said, I think I'm in.
哦！我是不是在面试的时候见过你？ Oh didn't I see you at the interviews?
有可能，我已经不太记得了。 Hey you may have done. I don't remember much about it.
我觉得《日内瓦公约》已经禁止了这种虐待行为…… I thought that sort of thing was forbidden by the Geneva Convention
我是Mike Upton。我叫Duncan Waring。你好。 My name is Upton, Mike. Oh, Duncan Waring.
他们真的很喜欢在面试的时候难为你， Hello. They really put you through it, didn't they?
尤其是留着胡子的那个大个子。 Especially the large one with a moustache.
他是解剖学教授。天哪，是他啊！ He is the professor of anatomy. God, is he?
你知道今天早上的安排是什么吗？ What happens this morning, do you know?
哦，先是院长讲话，然后我们去解剖学实验室。 Oh the Dean speaks to us and then we're pushed off
一猛子扎到深水区了，是吧。 to the dissecting labs, straight in to the deep end.
我们上来就学解剖了？ We start dissecting?
早上好！
来根烟吗？我们可以抽吗？ Cigarette？Oh are we allowed to?
不能。
啊那我还是算了。我也不用了。 Oh I don't think I will. No, thanks.
天哪。如果你想抽一根的话，其实时间挺充裕的。 Good god. Plenty of time if you want one, you know?
院长总是迟到。这是他体现权威的方式。 The Dean's always late. It emphasizes his superiority over us.
他这人实在是讨厌得让人后窍疼。 Right little pain in the sphincter, he is.
你也是这的学生了？ Are you a student, then?
如果我要不是这座死屋里的学生的话，你都别想在方圆10英里内看见我的人影。 Well you wouldn't catch me within 10 miles of this house of death if I weren't.
这是你在这的最后一年吗？不，我跟你们一样一年级。 Are you in your last year? No, same as you, first year.
这是我第五个一年级了。 This is my fifth year as a first-year student.
Hello, Paul. Hello, Dick.啊，又来了是吧。 Hello, Paul. Hello, Dick. Ah, well, here we go again.
我的老天！他竟然提前到了。 Good God! He's early!
肯定是下午有比赛。 Must be a match this afternoon.
欢迎你们大家来到St. Swithin's I would like to welcome you all to the St. Swithin's,
恭喜你们考上了最好的教学医院之一 congratulations on being admitted to one of the finest teaching hospitals
虽然可能不是历史最悠久的也不是最大的 not perhaps the oldest and the largest
但是确实有着一长串的学术成就。 but one with a long line of academic achievements.
这所医院的起源不是很清楚 The origins of the hospital is somewhat obscure.
据传这所医院建立于1560年左右， It is believed to have been found about 1560 to deal with
是为了处理一次严重的性病爆发 a severe outbreak of venereal disease,
是在美洲发现以后很快爆发的 which followed closely on the discovery of America
#实在听不明白了大家意会一下# The Chappel properties by griddling
#后面一大段是油管自动识别的# Gibbons and there is a Jacobean saw
#实在听不明白了大家意会一下# dressed in the Chancellor anatomy and
#实在听不明白了大家意会一下# physiology be the subjects you study this year.
#实在听不明白了大家意会一下# When I have finished, we'll sign
#实在听不明白了大家意会一下# the register make 10 bounded part of
#实在听不明白了大家意会一下# your laboratory work from each breakages
#实在听不明白了大家意会一下# will be deducted. From this moment you will be bound
#实在听不明白了大家意会一下# by traditions of professional conduct.
#实在听不明白了大家意会一下# You will apply yourselves to
#实在听不明白了大家意会一下# the scientific study of Medicine and you
#救命# will observe professional secrecy you'll
#职业道德# not have sexual relations with the
#不能和患者以及他们的妻子或丈夫发生关系# patients or the wives or husbands. You were not
#blah blah blah# You were not consult with osteopaths nature Oh paths
#这段字幕是油管语音识别的# herbalists chiropractors or any other people not engaged in the scientific practice of medicine.
#学习手术相关规定# You will observe the laws of England on the performance of operation,
#还有开处方的规定# the prescription of drugs
禁止踩踏草坪， You will not walk on the grass in the hospital courtyard
以及无论在任何条件下都不能进入护士宿舍。 and under no pretext whatsoever will you enter the nurses hostel.
最后我鼓励你们好好利用自己的时间 well finally I'd encourage you to make the best use of your time indulge in
投入到医院生活的各个方面。 every aspect of hospital life,
医学是一项非常考验人精神和体力的学科， medicine, I would stress a very demanding study both mentally and physically and
所以保持健康非常重要。 so it is essential that you should
你们要全力支持学校的橄榄球首发球员， remain fit and give your full support to the first 15 who stand a particularly
今年我们的球队很有希望赢得第一名， good chance of winning back the hospital's rugger cup，
其实去年就可能赢得奖杯的，如果学生更投入一些 which indeed they might have won last year given a little more wholehearted support
或者裁判能更开明一点的话。 and if the referee'd been a little more open-minded.
#去年战况有点惨？# It is one of the worst cases are intermittent my opiates ever been my misfortune to witness.
现在我把你们交给Loftus教授，当然他是解剖学的负责人， I will now hand you over to Professor Loftus who is of course a head of the department of anatomy,
让他给你们讲两句。 he would like a word with you.
谢谢您，院长。 Thank you, Dean.
这是他最快的一回。 That's his best time yet.
现在你们仔细给我听好了！在医学院你们得非常努力，明白吗！ Now listen to me! You got to work in this department you understand?
我不能容忍哪怕一丝一毫的懈怠。解剖学很难，非常他妈的难！ I'm not putting up with any slacking! Anatomy is tough, bloody tough!
你说对吧，Clark？是的，先生，非常难。 你最清楚了是吧，Clark？ Isn't it, Clark? Yes, sir, very. And Clark knows, don't you, Clark?
挂了四次了是不是，Clark？我完全不能理解你为什么还在这儿上课， Yes, sir. Four times, is it, Clark? I don't understand why you're still here,
但是我向天发誓，我会让你希望自己没在这里上课！ but my god you're going to wish you weren't!
我不会让你好过的，明白吗！ I'm going to give you hell, Clark!
好的，先生。 Yes, sir. Right.
好，你们你们剩下的人，如果你们不全力以赴…… Now to the rest of you, you can't learn anatomy unless you put your best...
你！！！！！ YOU!!!!!!
我吗，先生？不是你。你！就是你！ Me, sir? Not you. Me? Yes, you!
你这个遗传了软骨发育不全的讨厌鬼！把手从衣兜里给我拿出来！坐直了！ You achodroplastic louse! Take your hands out of your pockets. Sit up, sit UP!
如果我再看见你们有人这么吊儿郎当地把手揣在兜里 If I get you or any of you slopping around
我肯定不能让你们好过！ with your hands in your pockets, I shall give you hell!
你们要是一帮拉皮条的就算了， It's all right for iron(?) boys and pimps.
但是你们是医学生！ You're all supposed to be medical students!
这样在解剖学上对你们也非常不好， The attitude is not only un-anatomical,
很快你们的肩膀就会得关节炎！ but it gives you all arthritis to the shoulder girdle!
怪不得你们最后都变成了一群弯腰驼背的畸形人。 No wonder you all go up into a hunchback crowd of deformities.
如果有任何懈怠你们就等着滚蛋吧！ Any laziness here in this department and you will be OUT!
明白了吧！好！别在这浪费时间了。 See? Right. Well, we're not here to waste time.
解剖的部位清单已经写在黑板上了。 The list of parts for dissection is posted on the blackboard.
Upton和 Waring? Upton and Waring?
你怎么了，小子？ What's the matter with you, boy?
我磕着膝盖了，先生。你们俩去看看Stebbings那怎么样了。 I banged my knee, sir. The two of you go and see Stebbings
他在准备室。那边出了点乱子。 in the preparation room. Some cock-up or other.
你们剩下的人在等什么呢？ Well, what are the rest if you waiting for?
Stebbings在哪？ Where's Stebbings?
哦就在走廊那头。 Oh, just out there down the corridor.
去以前记得穿上你们的白大褂。 Put your white coats on before you go.
我要跟你说句话Dick。给我快点你们两个蠢蛋！ Dick？A word. Hurry up you two ninnies!
Stebbings在这儿。 进来！ Here's Stebbings. Come in!
今年他们完全没给你们喘息的空间，是不是？ Hello~ Waring and Upton, sir. Oh yes. Not giving you much breathing space
没有，先生。别叫我先生，我不是先生。 this year, eh? No, sir. I'm not sir.
叫我Stebbings。教授给你们讲了今天是怎么回事了吧？ I'm Stebbings. The professor explained it to you, did he?
没有，先生。别叫我先生。 No, sir. Ah~? Stebbings.
是这么回事，办公室里那个讨厌的女的给我的数是错的， So that wretched woman in the office give me
所以现在我没有足够的人体了。 the wrong figures now I haven't ordered enough bodies.
哦不过放心，你们不会有问题的 Oh! You'll be all right.
你们现在去解剖胸部和肩部的第三桌 Now you'll have to join Table three for the breasts and the shoulder girdle.
然后你们就可以解剖自己的手臂了 But then you can carry on on your own arm.
什么？啊，让我找找，手臂…… What? Where are we, arm...
啊这个特别好！我本来想留着用的 Oh, yes, that's a nice one! I was keeping that for prosecting.
拿着吧！拿着 Here you are, take it. Come on, take it!
学医就是和人体打交道你知道吧？ This business is about bodies you know.
你们又不是为了勾搭漂亮护士才来这儿上学的。 Haven't come here for pretty nurses and theme music.
可以把这个袋子给我们吗？ Could we have the bag?
要什么袋子，这是解剖部门，又不是超市！ ↪This is an anatomy school, not a supermarket.
我们应该把它拿到哪儿去？解剖室，第一桌。 Where do we take it? Dissection room, Table one.
好嘞。记得留着骨骼的部分，但是把肌肉扔在后面的桶里。 Oh, keep the bones, but put the meat in the bin at the back.
这回是一点心理准备也没有就被推进深水区了 Talk about the deep end.
我估计可能得要几个礼拜才能习惯这种事情。 I suppose it takes a few weeks to get used to this sort of thing.
能帮我拿一下吗？ Could you hold this for a minute?
好。哦打扰一下，请问解剖室在哪？ Okay. Oh, excuse me. Can you tell us where the dissection room is please?
你们走的方向是对的 Yes. Yes you're going right way
沿着走廊走下去，右转 and straight down this corridor, turn right
穿过对开的那个门然后问那位穿着绿制服的女士就知道了。 through the double doors and ask the lady in green.
谢谢。不客气！ Oh, thanks. My pleasure!
亲爱的你不会有事的。当然第一个可能是最难的 You'll be all right dear, of course your first one's your most difficult, you know?
特别痛苦。我第一个就特别难 Painful. Course mine was different cuz I had a bridge
啊那个疼啊！有多疼啊？啊我亲爱的那是 Oh the pain! Was it bad? Oh my dear it was the most te—
Late, aren't you? 你们俩迟到了？
请问您知道解剖室在哪吗？ Could you tell us where the dissection room is?
我真是受够了你们这些讨厌的学生和你们愚蠢的恶作剧了！ I've had enough of you wretched students and your stupid pranks!
你们不适合待在这上学！你们这些恶心的学生！ You're not fit of here! Any of you wretched men!
我马上就去告诉你们院长！你叫什么？ I'll run straight to the Dean about it! What's your name!
Stebbings。你呢臭小子？Stobbings。 Stebbings. And yours, boy? Stobbings.
哦你们觉得这特别好玩是不是！ Oh you think it's funny, do you?
我们怎么在大街上了？！哦天哪完蛋了…… We're in the street! Oh, God that's done it!
快点，把你白大褂给我！ Quick, give me your coat!
嘿！你们俩着急干什么去啊？ Oy! You're in a bit of a hurry, aren't you?
我们不着急…有点着急。你拿的是什么啊？ No, well, a bit. What do you got there, then?
就在你胳膊底下夹着那个。 Under your arm.
是我的白大褂，警官。 It's my coat, officer.
这个我看出来了。白大褂底下是什么？快点让咱们瞧瞧。 I can see that. What's under them? Come on, let's have a look.
让我看看你们拿的什么…… Let's have a look. See now what do we…
哦天哪……快跑！ Oh, god... Quick!
不用担心，她不会告诉院长的。 No, she won't go to the Dean.
她已经三年没跟他说过一句话了，他们快恨死对方了。 She hasn't spoken to him for three years, they hate each other.
感谢老天，我还以为我要为这事被开除了呢！ Thank goodness I thought I'd be thrown out!
没事的，只要明早把那条手臂还回去就行 No, you're okay, as long as you get the arm back first thing tomorrow.
你出现得太及时了，你把手臂藏在哪里了？ I'm glad you turned up. Where did you hide it?
在吧台后面的冰箱里呢，不会有事的 It's in the fridge behind the bar. It should be alright till morning.
Stebbings不是总是告诉你们把肌肉组织扔在后面的桶里吗。 Stebbings always tells you to put the meat in the bin at the back.
再来一品脱？ Another pint?
你觉得怎么样？ What do you think of it all, now?
反正和我想象的是不太一样 Well, it's not quite what I expected.