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但后来我眨了很多眼 -是啊 - But then I blinked a ton - Yeah.
我意识到 不乔伊只是这扇门真的很小 and realized, "No, Joy, just this door was really small."
所以我做了条小毛巾 把它们留在了这里 So, I cut up a towel to make tiny little towels and left them here.
但现在他们都不见了 But now they're gone.
谢谢你 乔伊 你是个迷人的家伙 Thank you, Joy. You are a fascinating creature.
嗯 Hmm.
我很迷人吗？我喜欢这样 Me, fascinating? I like that.
听着小混混 Listen here, punk.
你和我得聊聊 You and I gotta chat...
什么？ What?
你要我去拿吗？ You want me to grab it?
谢谢 Thank you.
哦哇这太小了 Oh, wow. This is so detailed.
是微型打印机或者 What kind of tiny printer or...
香吗？ And it's scented?
这是什么 What the...
听着老鼠先生 Listen here, Mr. Mouse.
噢杰瑞 Oh. Jerry.
我需要这份工作 I need this job.
所以简单地说这是一家酒店 So, simply put, this is a hotel
而你是只老鼠所以 and you're a mouse. So,
你得离开 you gotta go.
好吧如果你是这么想的 Well, if that's how you feel about it,
我得把你介绍给我的执行官 I'll have to introduce you to my enforcer.
噢！ Oh!
哦我的天哪 Oh, my gosh!
噢 Oh.
不 No!
噢 Oh.
你不能打我的执行官 You do not get to beat up my enforcer!
把门打开 Open up the door!
开门 Open up!
让我进去 Let me in!
凯拉 -啊 - Kayla! - Argh!
您需要什么先生？ What do you need, sir?
立即来新婚套房和我见面 Meet me in the bridal suite immediately.
马上就来先生 Right away, sir.
你想出一个解决方案 You figure out a solution
把那只老鼠弄走 to get that mouse out of here.
呃进来吧 Uh, come on in.
嘿伙计们 Hey, guys.
抱歉这有点像 Sorry, it's sort of
婚礼情景室 the wedding situation room up here.
哇 Wow.
阿！ Ah!
特伦斯你是对的这个模拟器太棒了 Terence, you were right. This simulator's amazing.
-啊 -它完美复现了我高尔夫球打得有多差劲 - Ah! - It really replicates how bad I am at golf.
哦我看到了 Oh, I see that.
我离开监牢后就没见过这么多玩意儿了 I haven't seen this many shanks since I was in prison.
白领犯罪什么的 White-collar crime, but, uh...
宝贝你想不想休息一下？ Baby, do you wanna maybe take a little break?
你想不想一起做点什么 Or if you wanna do something together,
我们可以去塔希提岛潜水 we can go scuba diving in Tahiti.
我们可以去阿尔卑斯山滑翔 We, uh, could go hang gliding in the Alps.
或者呃我们可以去这个外星人星球 Or, uh, we could go to this alien planet
呃射杀一些外星人 and just sort of, uh, shoot some aliens.
凯拉你可以把它们放下抱歉 Kayla, you could just put those down. Sorry.
放哪里？这里？ -就在你后面 - Where? Here? - Just right behind you.
哦好的是的 - Oh, okay. - Yeah.
特伦斯我能拿你那个吗？ Terence, actually, could I grab that one from you?
啊太好了它很重 Ah, good. It's heavy.
我想可能就是这个了 Think this might be it.
对我和夫人来说 这只是一个小小的惊喜 Just a little bit of a surprise for me and the Mrs.
让我们看看 Let's see.
顺便说一下 特伦斯 嗯 By the way, while I have you, Terence, um,
我能问你个问题吗？当然可以 - could I ask you a question? - Absolutely.
你觉得大象怎么样？ What do you think about elephants?
嗯大象 Um... Elephants.
我认为他们是威严而高贵的生物 I think they are majestic and noble creatures.
不我是说婚礼的时候 No, I mean for the wedding.
哦在婚礼上？真的大象？ Oh, at the wedding? Real elephants?
是啊我觉得可能会很好玩 Yeah, I sort of thought it might be fun.
宝贝我从没说过它们不好玩 Babe, I never said that they wouldn't be fun.
哦 Oh...
所以呃也许你知道的 So, uh, maybe, you know...
也许我们可以弄点大象 Maybe we'll do elephants. Maybe we do elephants.
你有没有嗯 Have you, um,
考虑到较小一点的动物也行 比如一只 considered maybe a smaller animal like a...
-仓鼠？ -仓鼠？ - like a hamster? - Hamster?
-哦 真可爱 -是的 - Oh. That's cute. - Yeah.
不过我们本来要骑着它进去的 We were gonna ride in on it, though.
你会骑仓鼠吗？ Can, can you ride a hamster?
啊是我是说只要你有足够的数量 Oh, yes. I mean, as long as you have enough of them,
你可以傻乎乎地骑着它们 -是的 - you can ride them silly. - Yes.
太棒了嗯 Great. Yeah.
嗯这也是需要考虑的问题 Well, that's something to consider, too.
宝贝如果婚礼上有大象 Babe, if getting elephants at the wedding
会让你开心 would make you happy...
你开心也会让我开心 You being happy would make me happy.
啊 Aw!
好的加上大象 Okay, get the elephants.
好的！我们要加上大象 All right! We're gonna get the elephants.
太棒了我们要加上大象 Great! We'll do the elephants!
Boom.
噢！这是一块机动滑板 我喜欢这个 Oh! It's a motorized skateboard. I love those.
这上面有 呃 你知道的 WiFi It's got, uh, you know, Wi-Fi.
哦 我们已经讨论了一整天了 伙计 我明白了 Oh, we've been at this all day, buddy, I get it.
没有一个地方能让你宾至如归 Those other spots didn't float your boat,
不过 等你看到下一个地方再说吧 but wait until you see this next place.
那是一个能让老鼠尖叫的地方 It screams mouse house.
等等 我能这么说吗？ Wait, can I say that?
有版权吗？ Is that copyrighted?
呵呵 我们走吧 Heh. There we go.
哎呀 对此我很抱歉 Whoop. Sorry about this,
电梯 呃 正在修 the elevator's, uh, being repaired.
砰 我刚刚看到了一个幻象 Boom! I just had a vision!
你在你的新居倍感清爽 You're chillin' in your new crib,
但之后你会患上幽闭恐惧症 but then you get claustrophobic,
然后你就晕了 为了救你 and then you get dizzy, and to save you...
哒-哒 Ta-da!
看看那景色 Look at that view!
太棒了 不是吗？ Resplendent, ain't it, huh?
什么都有 It's got everything.
内置立体声音响 Built-in stereo,
但是要小心 那些座位非常易燃 but be careful, those seats are very flammable.
我开玩笑的 我其实不是在开玩笑 I'm kidding. I'm not kidding.
杰瑞 宝贝 我知道这儿不太好看 Jerry, baby, I know it's no beauty,
但老实说 but let's be honest here,
以你的预算 只能找这种地方 with your budget, this is all you can...
嘿！你不能像蝙蝠侠一样来无影去无踪啊 Hey! You don't just Batman me.
你甚至还没看后备箱呢 You haven't even seen the trunk yet.
啊 Ahhh!
看 爸爸 那只瞎猫正在弹钢琴 Look, Dad. That blind cat's playing piano.
这座城市有很多奇怪的东西 There's a lot of weird stuff in this city.
走吧 You just gotta keep walking.
我是说 他钢琴弾得很棒 I mean, he's amazing on the piano,
而且还是只瞎猫 and blind, too!
那猫真酷 That's one cool cat.
伙计 那只猫看不见的 Man, that cat is out of sight!
这太酷了 This is so cool.
哇哦 Whoa!
哦 哇 他是不是很可爱？ Oh, wow! Isn't he cute?
我想我已经看腻那只瞎猫了 I thought I'd seen it all with the blind, piano-playing cat.
哦 天哪 Oh, man.
他能看见 He can see!
他是个骗子 He's a fraud!
他是一只普通的弹钢琴的猫 He's a regular cat playing the piano.
伙计 我要拿回我的钱 Man, I want my money back!
啊哈 Ahhh.
嘿你没事吧？ Hey. Are you okay?
你下次一定要小心点 You gotta be careful next time.
你可能会伤到我的 You could have really hurt me.
哦 我的天哪 Oh, my gosh.
停职？为什么？ Suspended? Why?
为什么滑板需要Wi-Fi？ Why does a skateboard need Wi-Fi?
为什么不需要呢？ Why the fi not?
为什么不需要呢？ "Why the fi not?"
看到我在跟啥人相处了吗？ See what I'm dealing with?
哦 Oh.
你好？嘿 Hello? Hey.
是的呃他就在这里是谁？ - Yeah, uh, he's right here. - Who is it?
我爸爸 My dad.
什么？我看起来还好吗？ What? Do I look okay?
接个电话而已 For a phone call? Yes.
好的 Right.
等一下哎哟 One second. Phew.
你好梅塔先生 Hello, Mr. Mehta.
你听起来气色不错 You sound like you look amazing.
嗯嗯？ Uh-huh?
-您有任何需要尽管打电话 -好的 - If you need anything at all, please don't hesitate to call. - Yeah.
我们会有求必应 We'll help you accordingly.
你知道吗特伦斯 You know what, Terence,
斯派克才吃了一些玉米煎饼 Spike got into some burritos
没多久嗯？ - earlier and, well... - Huh?
我你知道的你介意吗？ I was, you know. Do you mind?
嗯当然不会 Um... Of course.
我准备好了我准备好了 I'm ready! I'm ready!
谢谢 Thank you.
凯拉你能不能 Kayla, can you...
呃事实上我想让凯拉 Uh, actually, I would love to keep Kayla
帮忙弄一些 and maybe run through
一些伴娘要用的东西 some bridesmaids-related stuff with her.
你知道协调颜色之类的 -当然 - You know, coordinating colors. - Sure.
我的视力很好 I have a very good eye.
不 没事的 我会和凯拉一起把这些都看一遍 No, that's fine. I'll just run through it all with Kayla.
我们快走吧我含着绳子呢赶快 Here we go. I got the lead. I got the lead. Come on.
很好 Very well.
-当然 -谢谢你特伦斯 - Of course. - Thank you, Terence.
-凯拉 -是的 - Kayla. - Yes.
哇多美的景色啊 Wow, what a view!
那么你们的伴娘是要用什么颜色的？ So, what are your bridesmaids colors?
我的戒指丢了 I lost my ring.
大的那个？ The big one?
是啊 我的大戒指 我的 我唯一的一个 Yeah, my big one. My... My only one.
怎么回事 How?
嗯我我在去水疗中心的路上 Well, I was, I was on my way to the spa,
本让我把它放进保险箱 and Ben had told me to put it in the safe
因为他总是觉得我会弄丢它 because he's always convinced that I'm gonna lose it.
但你确实把它弄丟了 But you did lose it.
是的 我是说 我把它放错地方了 Yeah, I mean, I misplaced it.
我以为一定是有人拿走了但是 I thought first someone must've taken it, but...
您是说它还在水疗中心吗？ And would you say that it is still in the spa?
或者游泳池 Or the pool.
或者休息室我今天去过这些地方 Or the lounge. I was all over the place today,
但我不想让本知道它丢了 but I don't want Ben to know that it was ever missing.
真的吗？我是说他不是很可爱吗 Really? I mean, won't he just be all adorable
一定会善解人意的 and understanding about it?
宝贝那枚戒指真的很大 Babe, that was a really big ring.
啊明白了 -嘿 - Ah. Understood. - Hey.
嗨 Hi.
嗨 我爸爸想要什么？ - Hi. - What did my dad want?
没什么 他只是 呃 我们只是比较亲切 Nothing. He was just, uh, we were just kinda bonding.
太棒了 Great.
呃你的戒指呢？ Uh, where is your ring?
哪个戒指？ Which ring?
你的订婚戒指？ Your engagement ring?
我为爱送给你的那个巨大的 The giant one that I gave you for love.
哦 嗯 我 Oh, um... I...
呃 事情是这样的 Uh, the thing is...
实际上这是个有趣的故事 先生 It's a funny story actually, sir.
我刚刚拿走了 I actually took it.
是的 没错 Yes, I did.
-去清洗一下 -哦 - To go get cleaned. - Oh.
我拿着它去擦洗了一下 I took it to go get a scrub-a-dub
好让它在婚礼上光彩照人 and be all shiny for the wedding.
像钻石一样明亮 Bright as bright as a diamond.
太棒了这太体贴了 Great. That's actually very thoughtful.
谢谢你 谢谢你凯拉 - Thank you. - Thank you, Kayla.
顺便说一句 我们真的想 By the way, we really wanna put
给你一些小费 some kind of gratuity for you on the bill.
您拿主意就行先生 Whatever you see fit, sir.
谢谢爱你们伙计们 - Thanks. - Love you, guys.
爱你我也爱你 - Love you. - In different ways.
谢谢 Thank you.
应该的 Anytime.
哎呀打扰了 Whoop. Excuse me.
快点快点快点 Come on, come on, come on.
停下停！ Stop, stop! Stop!
噢 Ow!
-不 等等 等等 -哦 - No, no, no, wait, wait! - Uh-oh.
-什么？-感觉来了 - What? - Here it comes.
你没事吧？ Are you okay?
哦没事不不不 - Oh, yes. - No, no, no!
哦来吧 Oh, come on!
别按喇叭了你让他难为情了 Stop the beeping! You're making him self-conscious!
你到底吃了 How many burritos
多少墨西哥玉米饼 did you eat?
噢！ Oh!
我知道你做了什么 I see what you did.
好吧 Okay.
我在捡大便看到了吗？ I'm scooping the poop, huh?
你看他是故意这么的 You saw he did it on purpose...
作为一个实习生 For starters,
100磅的内衣散落在第五大道 the 100 pounds of underwear strewn up 5th Avenue.
得了吧你不能为此责怪我 Oh, come on, you can't blame me for that.
那是遇上猫在捉老鼠 That was a cat-and-mouse situation,
大家都知道那种情况很棘手的 and everyone knows you just don't get involved.
你可以在四周后重新申请 You can reapply in four weeks.
不求求你先生求求你只是 No. Please, sir, please, just...
你你你不能这样对我 You... You... You can't do that to me.
哦 Oh.
上周我帮一个男人做了一个小时的引体向上 Last week, I helped a man do a pull-up for an hour.
一个小时 他和我一起实现了他的健身目标 An hour! He achieved his fitness goals with me.
好吧 Okay.
这样吧 What if I just...
我来当你的助手好吗？ I come and be your assistant?
福雷斯特女士 你工作两个月了 Ms. Forester, you started two months ago.
工作不应该是那样子的 It just doesn't work like that.
也许这份工作从来就不适合我 Maybe this job never was for me.
-也许吧 -好吧 我不干了 - Maybe it's not. - You know what? I quit.
你好嘿 - Hello. - Hey.
回来再蹭一顿免费的饭吗？ Back for another free meal?
你是新来的吗？ So, you new in town?
算是吧 Somewhat.
你知道他们怎么说的吗 You know what they say,
不在纽约徒步旅行一趟 it's not a trip to the Big Apple
就不能算是来过这座城市 without a walking tour of the city.
你在这旅行过吗？ Have you ever done one?
他们的评价很好 事实上 我口碑也不错 They're very well-reviewed, actually, mine are.
是一笔不错的交易 报价也很良心 It's a great deal, great offer.
我不是客人 I'm not a guest.
那么请告诉我 你为什么会有一个手提箱？ Then, pray tell, why do you have a suitcase?
我是来面试一个临时职位的 I'm here to interview for one of the temporary positions.
因为婚礼要招人帮忙 Because of the wedding.
什么婚礼？ What wedding?
普里塔和本 Preeta and Ben.
啊那谁普里塔和本啊？ Ah. As in, like, the Preeta and Ben?
纽约社会最受欢迎的情侣 New York society's favorite couple.
这将是一场盛大的活动 It's going to be quite the event.
哈 Huh.
酒店在招人吗？ The hotel is hiring?
是的但条件要求非常苛刻 Yes, but they're very exclusive.
他们肯定不会雇用你的 They certainly wouldn't hire you.
嗯 Mm.
你说你叫什么来着？ And what did you say your name was again?
琳达·佩里巴顿 Linda Perrybottom.
琳达·佩里巴顿 Linda Perrybottom,
不幸的是你刚刚没有通过测试 unfortunately, you just failed the test.
我们走吧！ Let's go!
乔伊？ Joy?
嘿凯拉 Hey, Kayla,
哦捕鼠进行得怎么样了？ oh, how's the mouse hunt going?
哦有进展了 Oh, it's going.
顺便问一下我有个小问题要问你 By the way, quick question for you.
假设一位贵宾丢失了一枚戒指 Say a VIP person lost a ring
有人想找那个戒指 and someone wanted to look for said ring
不用小题大做的话 without raising any eyebrows,
你觉得那个人应该去哪里找？ where would you say that person should look?
哦天哪我喜欢猜谜语嗯 Oh, my God, I, I, I love riddles. Um...
嗯如果我是那个人 Well, if I were that someone,
啊但我不是二 ah, but I'm not.
但我有可能是谁知道呢？ But I could be. Who knows?
总有一天人只能做梦 One day. One can only dream.
贵宾 VIP.
抱歉回到问题上来嗯 Sorry, back to the question. Um...
这取决于物体的大小 It would depend on the size of the object.
它是一辆小汽车吗？是活的吗？会不会是条狗？ Is it a car? Is it alive? Could it be a dog?
我总是东西 I lose things all the time.
上周我把我弟弟弄丢了 I lost my baby brother last week.
拜托不要告诉任何人 Don't tell anyone, please,
因为我想 乔伊你在哪里？拜托了？ because I was like, "Joey, where are you? Please?"
然后谢天谢地他 And then, thank the Lord, he...
嗯 Yeah.
汤姆怎么了？ Tom! What?
喔冷静点 Whoa, whoa, whoa, chill out!
再说了那样并不能 Besides, that is never gonna
让那个微不足道的反社会分子善罢甘休的 keep out that minuscule sociopath.
你什么意思他走了？ What do you mean, he's gone?
就像就像没了 -没了？ Like, like gone-gone?
真的吗？ Are you sure?
好啊汤姆噢 Yes! Booyah, Tom! Oh!
杜布罗斯先生 Mr. Dubros,
我很高兴地通知您 I am delighted to inform you
我们雇汤姆的工作 that the job that we hired Tom for,
-已经完工 -哦太棒了 - it is completed. - Oh, wonderful.
现在我们只要想办法让他走就行了 Now we just have to figure out how to let him go
注意不要引发平等的就业问题 without triggering an equal employment issue.
噢 Oh.
我也许应该查一下遣散费 I should probably look into severance packages.
好的一个月的金枪鱼怎么样？ - Right. - Maybe a month of tuna?
-因为他是一只猫 -嗯哼 - 'Cause he's a cat. - Mm-hmm.
我想每个家人都有一份 I think it's one per family.
有什么办法能确保客人拿到这些 And if there's any way to make sure the guests get these
当他们登记入住的时候 as soon as they check in...
新娘很喜欢你 The bride's taken quite a shine to you.
我不知道我是说 I don't know, I mean,
尽我所能帮你解决婚礼的疯狂问题 whatever I can do to help with the wedding craziness.
他们似乎真的对这一切感到压力很大 They seem really stressed out with it all.
如果要说有什么不同的话那就是结婚这种仪式 If anything, the ceremony
是对一段感情的完美考验 is the perfect test for a relationship.
因为你要在誓词里承诺一切 'Cause you can promise all you want in the vows.
当事情发展到这一步的时候 When it comes down to it,
就得这样处理压力 it's how you handle the pressure of the planning.
一些夫妇接受了挑战 另一些夫妇则退缩了 Some couples rise to the challenge and others fall.
嗯我应该把这句名言写下来 Hmm. I should write that down.
汤姆告诉你这个好消息了吗？ So, did Tom tell you the good news?
老鼠问题已经处理完毕 The mouse problem has officially been handled.
嘿！她来了她发现了她消灭了 Hey! She came, she saw, she exterminated.
嗯 Yeah.
那么我们庆祝一下怎么样？ So, how about we celebrate?
扁平苏打水马上就来 Flat club soda coming right up.
是啊来吧 Yeah, there we go.
这可真够劲的 The real wild stuff.
哇他的小爪子动得真快是吧？ Wow, those little paws move quick, huh?
你应该当他的经纪人 You should be his manager.
当然有何不可？ I mean, sure, why not?
也许他们会看到我耗尽一切 Maybe they'll see how much I'm killing it
然后我永久掌管这一切吗？ and bring me on permanently to run everything?
好吧所以有人认为他们可以跳过几个步骤 Okay, so somebody thinks they can skip a few steps.
嗯 -嗯 Mm-mm.
不只是 No, it's just...
我是说在我的家乡 I mean, where I came from,
没有真正的机会 there were no real opportunities.
那是哪里？ Where's that?
宾夕法尼亚州立大学的一个小镇 A small town in Penn State.
想象一下你一眼就能看尽整个未来 Picture seeing your whole future
未来在你面前你就受不了了 in front of you and you can't stand it.
我当时在那 That was me, there.
我只想找到一些让我觉得 I just wanted to find that thing that made me feel...
重要的事？ Important?
嗯 Yeah.
而纽约似乎是寻找它的合适地方 And New York seemed like the right place to look for it.
嗯我是说我听说过你的简历 Well, I mean, I've heard about your resume.
关于那个 About that...
嘿别害羞 Hey, come on, don't be shy.
不管你要找什么你都能找到的 Whatever shot you're looking for, you deserve.
你知道吗你本身就是证明 You know, you're proof
不仅仅是一份华丽的简历 that it takes more than a fancy resume
就能在纽约大红大紫对吗？ to make it big in New York. Right?
是这个道理 Guilty as charged.
图茨的一个小爪子需要修剪一下 Toots needs a little pawpicure.
凯拉说可能有你的位置 Kayla mentioned you might have a spot.
我们现在真的可以见到她了 We could actually see her right now.
那太好了 That would be so great.
你不知道吗宝贝 Don't you know, baby
孩子你不知道吗宝贝 Child, don't you know, baby
哦 难道你不知道吗 宝贝 Oh, don't you know, baby
小女孩 小女孩 难道你不知道吗 噢 Little girl, little girl, Don't you know, oh
请听我说宝贝 Please listen to me, baby
女孩我爱上你了所以是的 - Girl, I'm in love With you so - Yeah
收起你的光芒 Turn your lamp down low
我说了收起光芒 I said turn Your lamp down low
收起光芒J Turn it down
请收起光芒 Please turn your lamp down
好了来吧宝贝 Okay, come on, baby.
非常感谢你不客气 - Thank you so much. - You're welcome.
哦我的天哪 Oh, my gosh.
不不不 停下 No, no, no. Stop it.
你们两个都停下 Both of you.
他为什么还活着？他为什么会在这里？ Why is he alive? Why is he here?
一切都结束了杰瑞 It's over, Jerry.
我要弄老鼠药来 I'm calling in the poison guys.
你怎么会有普里塔的戒指？ Why do you have Preeta's ring?
你一直带着吗？ Have you had it this entire time?
把它给我快把戒指放下 Give it to me. Now. Drop the ring.
你想要什么杰瑞？ What do you want for it, Jerry?
你想留在这里吗？ You wanna stay here?
你这个小骗子 You little con artist.
很好我们可以讨论这个问题 Fine. We can discuss this
遵照我的条件 on my terms.
好的没问题我知道了！ Okay, no problem! I got it!
汤姆 Tom...
他去哪里了？ - Excuse me! - Where did he go?
打扰一下汤姆他去哪儿了？ - Excuse me! - Tom, where did he go?
找到他 快点 -停下我说了停下 - Find him. Now. - Stop. I said, stop!
停！停！ Stop! Stop!
我是老板 I'm the boss.
为什么我看到临时工 Why do I see temporary employees socializing
在他们轮班的时候占用酒店的资源弹琴？ on hotel property in the middle of their shift?
我们只是在 We were just...
特伦斯我们在庆祝你知道吗？ Terence, we're celebrating, you know?
酒店的老鼠问题已经解决了 The, uh, hotel's mouse problem is taken care of.
哦好的恭喜你 Oh, yeah, congratulations.
团队就是力量对吧？ Teamwork is dream work, right?
是啊都处理好了对吧汤姆？ Yeah, it's taken care of, right, Tom?
一切都处理好了对吧汤姆？ It is so taken care of, right, Tom?
什么他在干什么？ What... What is he doing?
他什么都没做 He's not doing nothing.
-你为什么看起来很紧张？ -嗯？ - Why are you acting nervous? - Huh?
你看起来很紧张 You're acting nervous.
我没有表现得紧张 I'm not acting nervous.
没有吗？你口袋里有什么？ No? What's in your pocket?
哦特伦斯 - Oh. - Terence.
等等不他在口袋里 -特伦斯你在做什么？ - Wait! No, he's in the pocket. - Terence, what are you doing?
老鼠在口袋里 The mouse is in the pocket.
给我回来给我回来 Come back here! Come back here!
噢！ Oh!
哦我真的很抱歉 Oh, I'm so sorry!
哇哦 Whoa!
过来小猫咪 Come here, pussycat.
都保持冷静 Everyone, keep calm!
哦不！ Oh, no!
哦哦 Ooh.
老鼠 The mouse!
哦 Oh...
这绝对是你的错 This is definitely your bad.
凯拉你觉得这叫什么嗯？ Kayla, and what would you call this, huh?
这是误会 This was a mistake.
这完全是个误会 It was a total misunderstanding.
这是玩忽职守 This is a dereliction of duty!
这是性格缺失的一种反映 And it's a reflection of the absence of character!
这让酒店很难堪 It's an embarrassment to the hotel.
这是对你的侮辱 And it's an insult to you.
先生这件事就是这么严重 That's how serious this matter is, sir.
我同意 I agree.
特伦斯我要让你休假 Terence, I'm placing you on leave.
什么？ What?
很明显这场婚礼的规模 It's clear that the magnitude of this wedding
已经让你不知所措你现在被情绪操纵了 has overwhelmed you and you're in something of a state.
-我想休息一下会儿 -等一下 让我确认一下 - I think a break would... - Hold on a sec. Let me make sure
我们在这一点上是一致的 that we're on the same page here
关于这件事的基本事实 regarding the basic facts of this.
她强迫我们雇那只猫 The cat that she forced us to hire
但是没能抓住老鼠 failed to catch the mouse.
凯拉说她把老鼠弄走了 Kayla said she got rid of the mouse.
对不对？ Isn't that right?
我就是这么说的 -啊 - That is what I said. - Ah!
你就是这么说的 但你不是那么做的 That is what you said. But that is not what you did.
对我们的大厅造成所有破坏的就是那只老鼠 The mouse that caused all that destruction to our lobby
它还在酒店里 is still in the hotel.
我在动物龙卷风中见过他 I saw him in the animal tornado.
特伦斯听听你在说什么没有人看到老鼠 Terence, listen to yourself. No one saw a mouse.
我看到那只老鼠了 I saw the mouse.
但他们确实看到你行为反复无常 But they did see you acting erratically
还怪罪于福里斯特小姐 towards Miss Forester
你还把新郎的斗牛犬带进酒吧 after bringing the groom's bulldog into a bar.
她也把小猫咪带到了酒吧 She brought the kitty-cat to the bar, too.
汤姆是一名雇员 Tom is an employee.
他有名牌 He has a name tag.
这太疯狂了我现在快疯了 This is insane. I'm going insane right now.
嗯你确实表现得很疯狂 Well, you're certainly acting insane.
你造成了数万美元的损失 You caused tens of thousands of dollars of damage
还吓到我们的客人了 to the hotel, you've terrified our guests,
现在你却试图把这件事定为凯拉的错？ and now you're attempting to frame it as Kayla's fault?
你猜怎么着？你不能这么做 You know what? You can't do this.
您不能解雇活动主管 You can't fire the event manager
在活动进行到一半的时候 in the middle of an event.
特伦斯你自己走吧 Please leave on your own merits, Terence.
我不想叫保安 I don't want to have to call security.
请不要这样做 Please don't do this.
噢 Oh.
好吧 Okay.
啊 Argh!
哦我的天啊 Oh, my days.
我不会把它捡起来的 And I'm not picking it up.
把你的尾巴从耳朵里拿出来 Get your tail out of your ears.
太恶心了 It's disgusting.
嗯这真是一场灾难 Well, this is a disaster.
嗯 Yeah.
解雇我们的活动经理 Firing our events manager
在最大最重要的活动之前 before the biggest and most important event
这家酒店已运营多年 this hotel has thrown in years.
我觉得舒服的唯一原因 The only reason I felt comfortable
就是让特伦斯请假 asking Terence to take leave
是因为我们有个人可以取而代之 is because we have someone
毕竟你在这里有丰富的经验 with your wealth of experience here.
现在怎么办？ With the what now?
我接到普里塔小姐的电话 I got a call from Miss Preeta.
她告诉我你悄悄地找到了 She told me that you quietly found
她要找的一件非常重要的遗失物品 a very important missing item she was looking for.
你多才多艺 凯拉 You're multitalented, Kayla.
你觉得你能应付得来吗？ Do you think you can handle
来当这个临时活动经理怎么样？ the role of interim event manager?
你在开玩笑吧？ Are you kidding?
当然没有 Yes, yes, of course.
这是需要巨大的努力 It's a massive endeavor.
先生 巨大的努力 是我的绰号 Sir, "massive endeavor" is my middle name.
也叫朱迪思 It's Judith,
但你明白我的意思吧 but you get the point.
我知道你是新来的 I know you're new,
但你的工作经历让我确信 but your employment history convinces me
你有资格接手这件事 you're qualified to take this on.
谁知道呢如果这个周末进展顺利 And who knows, if this weekend goes well,
我们可能会在周一讨论一个更长久的职位 we may be discussing a more permanent position on Monday.
我无法想象 因为任何事 I can't imagine... anything
都可能会把这事搞砸 that could possibly mess this up.
停下 Stop it.
你们不能再打架了 You guys gotta stop fighting.
好像你们这样已经很多年了 It's like you've been doing this for years.
听着首先谢谢你的戒指 Listen, first of all, thank you for the ring.
在你偷了它之后把它还回来让我受益匪浅 Helpful to have it back after you stole it.
不要紧 Never mind.
还记得我对你们两个说过 Remember when I said to the both of you
让你们留在这里不是我说了算吧？ that letting you stay here wasn't up to me?
看这里 if you look right there,
现在我说了算好吗？ I'm in charge now, all right?
而这场婚礼 And this wedding
这是一个巨大的责任 it's a huge responsibility.
这是我一直在等待的机会 It's the shot that I've been waiting for
我不能把它搞砸 and I can't screw it up.
所以 你们两个 你们得走了 So, you two, you gotta go.
别再那样看着我了 Stop looking at me like that.
啊好吧 Ugh! Okay.
也许你们可以留在这里 Maybe you can stay here.
但不能这样 But not like this.
嗯 -嗯你们在楼下搞得一团糟 Uh-uh. That little mess you caused downstairs,
就是一场灾难 it's a disaster.
你们想留下来对吧？ You know what, you wanna stay, right?
很好有一个条件 Fine. One condition.
你们两个必须向我证明你们可以共存 You two have to prove to me that you can coexist together.
否则就离这里越远越好 And stay as far away from here as possible.
明白了吗？ Got it?
所以明天 So, tomorrow,
我要计划一整天 I'm gonna plan an entire day
让你们两个一起度过 for you two to spend together
在外面的大苹果里 out there, in the Big Apple.
如果你们做到了 And if you do this,
就可以留下来 you guys can stay.
成交吗？ Do we have a deal?
你们的车将在上午9点到这里 Your car will be here at 9:00 a.m.
不要迟到 Don't be late.
好了伙计们请大家 Okay, guys, please, everyone...
呃 Uh...
拜托 Please...
有没有什么真正的紧急情况？ Any, any true emergencies?
真正的紧急情况？ True emergencies?
我们就在房间里走一圈吧 Let's just go around the room one at a time.
我的手指刚被门卡住了然后 I just caught my finger in the door and...
好了拜托说真的请闭嘴呃 Okay, please, seriously, just shut up, please. Uh...
凯德拉夫人 Madam Kaydra,
确定老鼠不见了吗？ are we sure the mouse is gone?
有传言说嘉宾名单包括 Rumors are the guest list includes
一名米其林餐厅检查员 a Michelin restaurant inspector,
所以只要一个疏忽 so one slip-up
我和我儿子就要流落街头了 and me and my son are out on the streets.
杰基向你保证 Jackie, rest assured,
老鼠问题目前正在处理中 the mouse is currently being taken care of.
还有谁有其他问题吗？ Anyone else have any other problems?
呃你有没有提到嗯这头大象？ Uh, did you address the, um, elephant that's here?
卡梅伦 Cameron,
是的我对房间里的大象讲话了 yes, I addressed the elephant in the room.
你别捣乱 You weren't here for it.
是的不我是说字面意思 Yeah, no, I mean literally.
你想把它们放在哪里？ Where do you want 'em?
嗯 Um...
再说一次好吗大象？ Pardon. The elephants?
不能把它们留在卡车里 Can't leave 'em in the truck.
不那是不人道的 No. That would be inhumane.
可以停在代客处一好的 - They can be parked at valet. - Okay.
放松点塞西尔 Relax, Cecil.
好吧我们先把所有的鸟都放到教员室怎么样？ Okay. How about we go ahead and put all the birds in the staff room?
嗯动物饲养员说每年的这个时候 Um, the animal wrangler said this time of year
它们需要空间来社交和交配 they need room to socialize and mate.
我想他们的社交活动已经够多了乔伊 I think they've socialized enough, Joy.
这毕竟是婚礼不是春假 This is a wedding after all, not spring break.
卡呜 -那我们就开始吧 - Ca-caw! - So let's just go ahead
把他们放到员工房间里 and put 'em in the staff room.
什么 What...
孔雀发出的是什么声音？ What sound do peacocks make?
我是说 卡呜 - I mean... - Ca-caw!
我想这听起来是对的 I think that sounds right.
凯拉快来准备了 Kayla, come on already.
哦天哪我真后悔答应了这件事 Oh, gosh, I so regret saying yes to this.
天哪你看起来棒极了 Oh, my God. You look incredible.
谢谢 Thank you.
嗯我们是一家提供全方位服务的酒店 Well, we are a full-service hotel here.
不管是遛狗 Be it dog walking,
还是找回某人失的戒指都可以 or quite even possibly, saving someone's lost ring.
嗯 Hmm.
还有什么我能为您效劳的吗夫人？ Is there anything else I can help you with, milady?
哦不用了谢谢 Oh, no, thank you.
这场婚礼已经够疯狂的了· This wedding is bonkers enough already.
你为什么不直接说不呢？ Why don't you just say no?
哦不我们已经我们刚刚决定 Oh, no, we've... We've just decided
为了嗯避免一些行为 to, um, avoid behaviors
这可能会给人一种我们在吵架的印象 that might give the impression that we're fighting.
但是如果只有你们两个人呢？ But what about when it's just you two?
我是说我们当然不同意 I mean, we disagree, of course,
关于婚礼 about how big
应该办多大 哇 - the wedding should be. - Wow.
但我想维持形象的压力太大了 But I guess there was so much pressure to maintain an image
在某个地方我们忘记了如何去反抗 that somewhere we forgot how to fight.
本真的很爱你普里塔 Ben really loves you, Preeta.
嗯他真的是个好人 Yeah. He's a really good guy.
只是当随着他成长会愈发成熟 It's just that when he goes, he goes big.
我喜欢他这一点 And I love that about him.
嗯 Yeah.
但我有一种感觉这是 But I have this feeling that this
印度的小型婚礼将会是一场巨大的灾难 small Indian wedding is gonna be a great big disaster.
洋基体育场美好的一天 Beautiful day at Yankee Stadium.
第九局结束 两人出局 Top of the 9th inning, two out,
洋基队领先一分 and the Yankees up by one.
大个子亚历克斯·戈登在发球区 Big Alex Gordon at the plate.
那个球被击飞了 That ball is crushed.
可能就是这里了 This might be it.
球赛可能要结束了 The ball game may be over.
洋基队可以继续前进然后 The Yankees could move on and...
噢！怎么回事？ Oh! What's this?
一个毛茸茸的手套伸手接住了球 A hairy fan has reached over and caught the ball.
大混乱在洋基体育场上演 Mayhem unfolds at Yankee Stadium.
两个棒球迷的出现 Two baseball fans seated in right field
中断了本可以 interrupted what could have been
让洋基队决赛出局的比赛 the final out for the Yankees.
罪魁祸首后来被动物管理局带走 The culprits were later taken away by animal control.
其他新闻 In other news...
哦我的天哪 Oh, my gosh!
那是什么 What was...
本那是无人机吗？ Ben, was that a drone?
不是普通的无人机 Not just any drone.
那是一架CH -4000军用级别 That was a CH-4000, military-grade.
是的 -但我肯定这是无害的 - Yeah. - But I'm sure it's harmless.
乔伊？ Joy?
我要不要去看看怎么回事 -是的是的乔伊 - Should I go see what that... - Yes. Yes, Joy.
哦好的去吧 -好的乔伊走吧是啊 - Oh, okay. Going. - Yes, Joy, go. Yep.
那是一声尖叫 That was a scream.
这是无害的 It's harmless.
嗯军事方面的东西通常都是这样的 Yeah. Military things usually are.
我买这架无人机是因为我想 I got this drone because I thought,
呃当普里塔和我骑着大象走进婚礼的时候 uh, when Preeta and I come into the wedding on the elephants,
无人机可能是一种呃 that the drone could be kind of, uh...
当我说 无人机 和 大象 这两个词的时候 As I'm saying the words "drone" and "elephant,"
别人都不禁要叫出声来 out loud to another human being,
我在想这是不是嗯 I'm wondering, is this, um...
这是不是有点麻烦？ is this a lot?
婚礼本 Weddings, Ben,
他们的压力已经够大了 they're already stressful enough,
你知道吗是的 - you know? - Yeah.
重要的是普雷塔 The important part is that Preeta,
她迫不及待地想嫁给你 she can't wait to marry you.
所以放松点你知道吗？ So, just take it easy, you know?
享受这个过程 Enjoy the ride.
是的你只有一次机会 - Yeah. - You only got one shot at it.
就像一次机会就得把事情做好 Like, one chance to, like, get it right.
嗯嗯所以就得往前走把无人机开回来吧 Uh-huh. So just go ahead and pull it back.
嗯开回来再飞出去 Yeah. Pull it back and just sorta let it rip.
真的把它开回来 Like, really, just pull it way back
然后就从里面爆开 and just explode out of it.
我不是那个意思 That is not what I was
我想对你说是的 - trying to say to you. - Yeah.
他们说他们已经销毁了武器 They said they'd disabled the weapons.
有武器吗？呃我会确认的 - There's weapons? - Uh, I'll make sure.
我找到了 I found it.
I found the...
天哪！帮帮我 帮帮我 帮帮我 Oh, my God! Help me, help me, help me!
她找到了 She found it.
别看它的眼睛乔伊 Don't look it in the eyes, Joy.
欢迎来到你们的新家先生们 Welcome to your new home, gentlemen.
嘿安静你已经吃过饭了 Hey, hey, hey, pipe down! You already been fed.
你好 Hello.
安静点 Quiet.
随意点你们要在这里待一段时间 Get comfortable. You're gonna be here a while.
好了 祝你们愉快！ OK！ Have a nice stay!
巷子猫 Alley cats
出来玩 Come out and play
那是巷子里的那只猫 That's that cat from the alley!
好吧好吧好吧 Well, well, well.
那么我们又见面了 你知道吗 你和我？ So, we meet again. You know, you and me?
我们还有一些事情要解决 We got some unfinished business to settle.
晚饭时间到了 Dinner time.
我更喜欢称之为甜点时间 Snack is what I like to call it.
放松点你们两个 Relax, you two.
这不会花很长时间的只要你不反抗 This won't take long, as long as you don't fight it.
抓到你了 Gotcha.
哦别害怕过来 Oh, don't be scared, come here!
你要吃了他吗？ Are you gonna eat him?
你为什么不做个乖猫咪把他交出来 Why don't you be a good little kitty and hand him over
趁我对你还算友善的时候？ before I stop being nice?
你们是什么朋友还是什么？ Yeah, what are you, like, friends or something?
你吃吧现在就吃了他 Go ahead. Eat him now.
如果我们吃不了他你就得吃了他 If we can't eat him, you gotta eat him.
看起来像是不错的零食 Looks like a nice snack.
吃吧吃吧 Chew. Chew.
吃了他吃吃 -吃吧吃吧 - Eat him. Eat. Eat. - Chew. Chew. Chew.
-吃了它 -吃吧 - Eat it. - Chew. Chew.
Ah, ah, there you go. Bottoms up!
吃了他 -来吧 - Eat him! - There you go!
它有看起来那么好吃吗？ Is it as good as it looks?
你在等什么？嚼啊 What are you waiting for? Chew.
嚼啊 Chew. Chew.
嚼啊 Chew. Chew. Chew. Chew.
如果你不嚼我们会嚼了你 If you don't start chewing, we will.
哦 太辣了 Oh, that's spicy. Cajun.
嚼啊 Chew. Chew. Chew.
等一下 有点不对劲 张开你的嘴 Wait a minute. Something ain't right. Open your mouth.
你听到他说的了张开嘴 You heard him, open your trap!
嘿小猫 Hey, cat.
你有个访客 You got a visitor.
-什么？-有访客？ - What? - Visitors?
他甚至没有吃他 He didn't even eat him!
老鼠你也有访客 Mouse, you got one, too.
你好汤姆 Hola, Tom.
他们对你怎么样？ How are they treating you?
这地方呃太可怕了 This place is, uh, horrible.
奶酪棒？ Cheese stick?
哦你不想要吗？ Oh, you don't want it?
事情是这样的 Here's the deal.
我知道你想回酒店 I know you wanna come back to the hotel,
我可以帮你做到这一点 and I can help you do it.
你可能已经知道了 As you may already know,
凯拉已经被派去负责婚礼了 Kayla's been put in charge of the wedding.
而且是的这是一项艰巨的工作 And, yeah, it's a tough job.
这就是她派我来把你带回去的原因 That's why she sent me here to bring you back.
这样你就能帮上忙了 So you can help.
但有个问题 But there's a catch.
我只能带你们中的一个人去 I can only take one of you.
你知道你的朋友怎么说吗？ You know what your friend said?
这是你的错 That it's your fault.
或许我不该这么说你知道吗？ Maybe I shouldn't say this, you know?
他说你闻起来像 就像金枪鱼一样 He says you smell like... Like tuna.
还有一只臭脚 And a cheesy foot.
他还说你呃 He also said that you're, uh...
你无情无义 You're emotionally unavailable.
他还想让你留在这里腐烂 He also wants you to stay here and rot.
现在你们让我处于如此艰难的境地 Now, you put me in such a tough position.
正如你们已经知道的 As you already know,
我只能带你们中的一人回酒店 I can only take one of you back to the hotel.
是猫呢？ Will it be the cat?
还是老鼠？ Or the mouse?
好吧 Okay.
我已经做出决定了 I've made my decision.
名人新闻皇家之门酒店大混乱 In celebrity news, major commotion at the Royal Gate Hotel
作为纽约的精英夫妇普里塔和本 as New York's elite couple, Preeta and Ben,
在一场私下的私密婚礼上喜结良缘 are tying the knot in a private, intimate wedding.
好吧 Okay.
不 不 不 No, no. No, no, no.
让开 Move.
梅塔先生你觉得怎么样？ Mr. Mehta, what do you think?
你没戴头巾 You're not wearing a turban.
这是一个问题还是一个要求？ Is that, Is that a question or a statement?
我不知道你想不想知道答案 I didn't know if you wanted an answer.
我真的很喜欢板球 I've been getting really into cricket!
你做得很好 You're doing great.
香槟准备得怎么样了？ How are we doing on the champagne?
没问题 We good, we good.
就是太多了人手不够 There's just a lot of it, and not enough hands.
好吧 Okay.
好的兄弟把这些拿到楼上去 All right, bro. Take these upstairs.
我马上就上去你能行吗？ I'll be up in a minute. You good?
我想没问题 Yeah, yeah. I think so.
鸟妈妈我们有麻烦了我们需要你 Momma bird, we got a problem here. We need you.
好的马上就来 Okay, on my way.
嗯 什么？ - Hmm. - What?
我想我可能刚刚完成了这件事 I think I might have just pulled this off.
女士们先生们仪式即将开始 Ladies and gentlemen, the ceremony is about to begin.
好了马尔科姆你的脸看起来令人印象深刻 All right, Malcolm, game face, look impressive.
仅供参考我随时准备着 FYI, I'm always ready.
哈哈哈 LOL.
本这感觉太尴尬了 Ben, this feels so embarrassing.
嗯希望这话能宽慰你你看起来很漂亮 Well, if it's any consolation, you look very beautiful.
在某种程度上你知道我们骑着大象 And in a way, you know, we're the elephants.
我们永远不会忘记这场婚礼 Because we're never gonna forget this wedding.
我们走吧 Here we go.
哇！ Wow!
普里塔 Preeta!
哇 Wow.
大象在这种活动中出现正常吗？ The, the elephant are normal in these kind of events?
我们是一个对大象很友好的机构 We are an elephant-friendly establishment.
友好的机构 Friendly establishment.
哇 Wow.
那真是太美了 That's really beautiful.
大象是个不错的选择 The elephants were a great choice.
欢迎回来 Welcome back.
把这场婚礼当作欢迎会吧 Consider this wedding a welcome party.
只为你准备的 Just for you.
哦不 Oh, no.
不 No.
杰瑞在这里做什么？ What is Jerry doing here?
嗯那一定很尴尬 Well, that must be awkward.
他说了很多关于你的坏话 With all the horrible things he said about you.
你不适合在皇家之门工作 That you're not fit to work at the Royal Gate.
汤姆现在我们不要麻木不仁 Tom, come on, now. Let's not be insensitive.
哦你就不能让他一个人待着吗？ Oh, would you just leave him alone already?
好吧我有话要说 Well, I got something to say.
好的那就说吧 Okay, go ahead and speak, then!
就像我刚才说的 As I was saying...
搞定了 Gotcha!
现在让我们去完成我们要做的事情吧 Now let's go finish what we started.
玩得开心点人 Have fun.
汤姆为什么在这里？ Why is Tom here?
What the...
我没看到杰瑞你看到杰瑞了吗？ I don't see Jerry. Do you see Jerry?
呃没有我没有 Uh, no. I don't.
嗨嘿嗨 - Hi. Hey. - Hi.
这不是很棒吗？看你爸爸很喜欢 Isn't this great? And look, your dad loves it.
至少我觉得他很喜欢 At least, I think he's loving it.
很难说 It's kinda hard to tell.
还不错 Not bad.
阿对着无人机摄像头微笑 Ah. Smile for the drone-cam.
无人机摄像头？ Drone-cam?
嗯他们可以在无人机上安装摄像头 Yeah. They can put a cam on a drone.
等那些是孔雀吗？ Wait. Are those peacocks?
是的我想他们可能只是 Yeah, I think they might have just been
是外来鸟类套餐的一部分 part of the, uh, exotic bird package.
怎么还有老虎？ And, and even the tiger?
嗯老虎是我们的重头戏 Well, the tiger is our first.
我求你别再做这种事了 I begged you to stop doing this stuff.
对不起这是最后一个惊喜 I'm sorry. That is the last surprise.
你就是不听 You just don't listen.
听什么？ Listen to what?
嗯？ Hmm?
不汤姆不要那样 No, Tom. Don't do it.
动手吧汤姆去吧 Do it, Tom. Do it.
你死定了老鼠 You're dead, mouse.
是！ Yes!
天哪那是一只老鼠吗？ OMG. Is that a mouse?
WT...
普里塔 Preeta!
老鼠老鼠 Mouse! Mouse!
老鼠老鼠老鼠 Mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse!
我们接到他了哦我的宝贝 - We got him. - Oh, my baby!
不不是的大家保持冷静 No, no. Stay calm, everyone!
老鼠啊 Mouse! Ahh!
老鼠老鼠 Mouse! Mouse!
老鼠啊老鼠 Mouse! Ah, mouse!
啊滚开 Ugh. Get off.
你？ You?
不我 No. Me.
老鼠老鼠老鼠 Mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse, mouse!
老鼠 Mouse!
请保持冷静 Please remain calm.
别挡我的路别挡我的路 Out of my way! Out of my way!
马尔科姆我来救你了 Malcolm! I'm coming to save you!
哦不！ Oh, no!
普里塔 Preeta!
从后门出去 Out the back door.
快逃吧！ Let's get out of here!
哦不！ Oh, no!
塞西尔马尔科姆 Cecil! Malcolm!
停下 Stop! Stop!
他在这里做什么？ What is he doing here?
特伦斯来这里是因为他试图警告我 Terence is here because he tried to warn me
关于凯拉的事她显然撒了谎 about Kayla, who clearly lied about who she is.
不不呃这是个误会那嗯 No, sir. Uh, this was a misunderstanding. It was, um...
不是的 No.
实际上这不是误会 Actually, it wasn't a misunderstanding.
先生当我那天走进您的办公室时 Sir, when I came into your office that day,
我偷了别人的简历 I had stolen someone else's resume...
假装那是我的 and pretended that it was mine.
我没有任何资格做这件事 I don't have any qualifications for this.
或者做任何事真的 Or for anything, really.
你不仅毁了这场婚礼 You not only destroyed this wedding,
而且可能毁了这家酒店的未来 but may have destroyed the future of this hotel.
对不起 I'm sorry.
也许我可以挽救这一切 Perhaps I could salvage this.
别费神了 Don't bother.
我只是来通知杜布罗斯先生 I just came here to inform Mr. Dubros
婚礼取消了 that the wedding's off.
普里塔 Preeta.
哦 Oh...
我想我们俩都脑瓜子嗡嗡的吧 I guess we were both in over our heads.
我 I...
凯拉我不明白你为什么 Kayla, I don't get why you just...
我本想告诉你的卡梅隆 I was gonna tell you, Cameron.
我本想告诉你们所有人真相的 I was gonna tell all of you the truth.
我只想向你们证明这是我应得的 I just wanted to prove to you all that I deserved this.
我能做到这一点 That I could do this.
对不起 I'm sorry.
想都别想再回来 And don't even think about coming back.
你以为我会让一些街头动物 You think I was gonna let some street animals
住在皇家之门酒店吗？ live at the Royal Gate Hotel?
哦不 Oh, no.
嘿谢谢你来见我 Hey. Thanks for meeting me.
我知道我昨天不太有说服力 I know I wasn't very convincing yesterday.
但我想说的是我真的很抱歉 But what I was trying to say was, I really am sorry.
我还是不敢相信我看到 I still can't believe that I saw everything
那个女人完成了她的简历上的一切 that woman accomplished on her resume,
我认为我只是想获得一种公平的交换 and I thought that my pure ambition was an even swap.
拜托凯拉 Come on, Kayla,
每个人都会搞砸 everybody screws up.
只是太难了 It's just hard.
我是说每天早上我醒来 I mean, every morning I wake up
我看了看我的手机 and I look at my phone,
我的新闻里全是 and my newsfeed is filled with people
和我们同龄的人 who are our age,
你知道他们正在做着成功的事业 you know, they're succeeding at what they're doing.
嗯也许我们只需要 Well, maybe we just need
不要把我们自己和别人作比较 to stop comparing ourselves to everybody
只要为之努力就行了 and just work for it.
听着凯拉 Listen, Kayla,
你会学到技能的 you're gonna get the skills.
你已经够聪明了够风趣了 You already got the smarts, you got the funny,
你会获得回报 and you got the love of helping people.
即使我想挽救这件事我也做不到 Even if I wanted to make this right, I couldn't.
嗯也许他们。 Well, maybe they
可以帮助说服你并非如此 can help convince you otherwise.
不 No.
你们两个是我现在最不想见的人 You two are the last people that I wanna see right now.
这是怎么回事？ What is all this?
我想那是普里塔和本 I think that's Preeta and Ben.
好吧你知道吗？别再画黑板了告诉我怎么回事 All right, you know what? Just cut the chalkboard act and tell me what's going on.
好吧你和杰瑞有什么主意了吗？ Okay, you and Jerry have an idea for what?
你是怎么 How did you...
大象？ Elephants?
嘎嘎 Ca-caw!
孔雀呢？一块大蛋糕？ And peacocks? A big cake?
伙计们你们是在取笑我吗？ Guys, are you just making fun of me?
哦这么说这就像猜字谜？ Oh, so, this is like charades?
了不是的 No.
因为他确实像是 'Cause he did like a...
不是吗？好吧不要紧 No? All right, never mind.
我想他们想告诉我们的是 I think what they're trying to tell us
如果我们回到酒店 is that if we go back to the hotel,
尽快抢救下能救出的东西 quickly salvage what we can,
我们在最后一刻找到一个场地 and we find a last-minute venue
以及某种合适的庆祝活动 and some sort of befitting celebrant,
我们可以通过举办一个临时婚礼来解决这个问题 we can fix this by putting on a makeshift wedding.
所有这些你都是从那里学来的吗？ And you got all of that from that?
嗯 Yeah.
我们现在有点了解对方了 We kinda understand each other now.
那就来吧 Let's do it.
我们又有什么损失呢？ What do we have to lose?
嘿 Hey.
普里塔要去哪里？ Where's Preeta going?
门卫从不过问 A doorman never tells.
肯尼迪 JFK.
好了伙计们我知道你们俩相处不好 Okay, guys. I know that you both don't get along,
但现在是时候改变这一点了 but now it's time to change that.
所以帮我挽救这场婚礼去截回那个新娘好吗？ So, help me save this wedding and go catch that bride, okay?
把她带回这里 And bring her back here.
你想干什么？ What do you want?
我只需要和本说几句话 I just need to talk to Ben for a minute.
不你不觉得你毁得够彻底了吗？ No, don't you think you've done enough?
本今天这场婚礼仍然可以举行 Ben. This wedding can still happen, today.
怎么？我是说切都毁了 How? I mean, everything's destroyed.
无所谓 It doesn't matter.
普雷塔其实并不想要这一切 Preeta never actually wanted any of this.
她只想让你听她说 She just wanted you to listen to her.
我我不这么认为 I, I don't think so.
等有人曾经告诉我 Wait. Someone once told me
婚礼是一对新人的第一次考验 that a wedding is a couple's very first test.
有些人 And some couples,
他们能经受住考验 well, they rise to that.
太蠢了 Stupid.
哪种白痴会这么说？ What kind of idiot said that?
我是说说真的 我说的 - I mean, seriously... - Me.
噢 Oh.
我向您道歉对不起 I apologize. I'm sorry.
我没有讽刺你 I was being, uh, sarcastic.
你可以经受考验的本我们还是可以做到的 You can rise, Ben. We can still pull this off.
别说了这家酒店的一切 Needless to say, everything at this hotel
将任您支配 will be at your disposal.
除此之外酒店 Except, of course, the hotel.
花园怎么样？ What about the garden
街对面吗？ across the street?
呃抱歉花园吗？ Uh, I'm sorry, garden?
嗯 -嗯 Mm-hmm.
等等你是说中央公园吗？ Wait, do you mean Central Park?
好的不管你给它取什么绰号 Sure. Whatever nickname you have for it.
这实际上是一个令人惊叹的想法 That's actually an amazing idea.
乔伊谢谢你 Joy, thank you.
嗯？ Yeah?
嗯 Yeah.
嗯特伦斯怎么样 Well, how about, Terence,
你和本一起拿着嘉宾名单 you and Ben get a guest list together,
通知大家去哪里见我们 and then let everyone know where to meet us?
你还想让我帮你 You expect me to assist you
你对这家酒店做了那么多坏事 after what you've done to this hotel?
我想我们都做了一些坏事吧 I think we both did some things
为了保住了我们的工作 that we regret to keep our jobs.
汤姆和杰瑞告诉了我你们的所作所为 Tom and Jerry told me what you did.
我不会告诉任何人的 I'm not gonna tell anybody.
好的谢谢 Okay, thank you.
如果汤姆和杰瑞能在外面一起协作 If Tom and Jerry can be out there working together,
那我们也可以 then so can we.
收到收到完毕 Roger, roger, over.
汤姆和杰瑞请接入 Come in, Tom and Jerry.
我知道你不能说话但我相信你能听到我说话 I know you can't talk, but I'm sure you can hear me.
普利塔在列克星敦 Preeta's on Lexington,
而且看起来她正向中城隧道驶去 and it looks like she's headed for the Midtown Tunnel.
不等等他们实际上是在57街左转 No, wait, they're actually making a left turn on 57th.
他们要去昆斯伯勒大桥 They're going for the Queensboro Bridge.
哇哇 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
伙计们你们必须阻止他们 Guys, you have to get them
在他们到达大桥之前 before they make it to the bridge.
你好？ Hello?
呃这个不能讲话的东西真的要报废了 Ugh, this no-talking thing is really getting old.
哇哦 Whoa!
图茨 Toots!
停车 停车 Stop the car!
跟着他们走我们走吧 Follow them. Let's go.
你能跟上吗？ Could you keep up?
干得好伙计们 Great job, guys.
我将向你发送新位置 I'm sending you a new location.
图茨 Toots.
快回来 Come back!
什么凯拉怎么回事？ What... Kayla, what is going on?
听我说完 Hear me out.
我知道昨天是场灾难 I know yesterday was a disaster.
但我向你保证大部分的混乱 But I promise you that most of the chaos
是因为我 was because of me.
还有他们 And them.
但就像我一样他们也改变了他们的方式 But just like me, they've changed their ways.
但是普里塔 But, Preeta,
我真的认为我们有机会挽救这一切 I really think we have the chance to make this right.
祝好运 Good luck.
听着普里塔我很抱歉 Listen, Preeta, I'm sorry.
好吧？我想给你梦寐以求的婚礼 Okay? I wanted to give you the wedding of your dreams,
但在某个时候它飘进了我的梦 but at some point, it drifted into my dreams
还有你父亲的梦 and your father's dreams,
然后你父亲出现在我的梦里 and then your father was in my dreams,
在那些梦里他骑着一只老虎 and in one of them, he was riding a tiger.
真的很奇怪然后 It was really weird. And then...
我很抱歉我没有闭嘴 I'm sorry that I didn't just shut up
听听你想要什么 and listen to what you wanted.
我想要的是你 What I want is you.
一直如此 It's only ever been that.
展望未来 Going forward,
我保证不会有太多惊喜 I promise fewer surprises,
不管怎么我保证会告知你实情 and I promise more truth.
因为说实话 'Cause honestly,
我爱你 I love you.
你能把这个拿回去吗？ Will you please take this back?
你愿意再次嫁给我吗 或许这次更好些？ And will you marry me again, but better this time?
你知道 这不是托马斯和杰罗姆的事 You know, it wasn't all Thomas and Jerome.
我知道你也有份 I know you had a hand in it, too.
你从一开始就是对的 You were right from the beginning.
简历只是一张纸 A resume is just a piece of paper.
你必须给某人一个机会 You have to give someone a chance
看看他们能做些什么 to find out what they can do.
我同意 I agree.
是的你嗯做得很好 Yes, you, um, did a very good job.
谢谢你特伦斯 Thank you, Terence.
关于这一点我很乐意向你介绍 On that note, I would love to introduce you
琳达·佩里巴顿小姐 to Miss Linda Perrybottom.
杜布罗斯先生 Mr. Dubros.
简历的真正所有者 The real owner of the resume.
你好 Hello.
你一定是特伦斯 You must be Terence.
呃我是 Uh, I am.
约瑟芬·彭尼贝克在多尔西酒店 Josephine Pennybaker at the Dorsey
说了你很多好话 says the most wonderful things about you.
哦是吗？ Oh, she does?
这是一份相当令人印象深刻的简历 It's quite an impressive resume.
嗯 Um...
我想明天我会在我的办公室见到你或者 I guess I'll see you in my office tomorrow, or,
嗯明天在杜布罗斯先生的办公室 um, in Mr. Dubros' office tomorrow.
谢谢你凯拉 Thank you, Kayla.
我们明天见 And we'll see you tomorrow.
谢谢您先生 Thank you, sir.
我不会让你失望的 And I won't let you down.
祝你好运特伦斯 Good luck, Terence.
好的我想我们可能已经成功了 All right, I think we actually might've pulled this off,
也许吧 maybe.
哦当然 Oh, definitely.
-香槟 -嗯 - Champagne. - Mm-hmm.
干杯 Cheers.
过来 小猫咪 Come here, pussycat.
你毁了这一整天 You're ruining the whole day.
我要把你变成饼干 I'm gonna turn you into a biscuit.
抱歉 这里没什么可看的 Sorry. Nothing to see here.
额 杜布罗斯先生 我刚收到两场婚礼的账单 Uh, Mr. Dubros, I just got a bill for both weddings.
这是个玩笑 对吧 That's a joke, right?
什么？ What?
你的面试从你走进那扇门的时候 Your interview started the minute
就已经开始了 that you walked in the door.
我没意识到我只是 I didn't realize, I just...
皇家之门酒店的员工 Employees of the Royal Gate Hotel
必须是随和的专业的 must be accommodating, masterly,
但最重要的是琳达 but above all, Linda,
谨慎 discreet.
如果他们告诉一个完美的陌生人 If they're telling a perfect stranger
一些私密的细节 the intimate details
包括这家酒店私人活动的内部运作情况 of the inner workings of this hotel's private events,
嗯这显然是不行的不是吗？ well, that doesn't quite cut it now, does it?
我会我可以看看你的简历吗？ - I'd... - May I see your resume?
请给我呃 - Please? - Uh...
好的当然 Yes, of course.
谢谢 Thank you.
哦哇 Oh, wow.
是啊你做过很多很酷的工作 Yeah, you've had a lot of really cool jobs.
是的没错 Yes, I have.
多西号吗 -多西号 - The Dorsey? - Dorsey.
无敌舰队 The Armada.
这些都是旅馆吗？ These all are hotels?
嗯都不在纽约我刚从伦敦搬到这里 Well, none are in New York. I just moved here from London.
听着琳达 Listen, Linda.
我觉得你不适合这这周的工作 I don't think you're right for this weekend.
噢 Oh.
我们只是需要更多的 We just need someone more...
当地人 local.
嗯我明白 Well, I understand.
谢谢你愿意见我 Thank you for the opportunity.
嗨如果我想申请 Hi. If I wanted to apply
申请这个周末的临时职位 for a temporary position for this weekend...
这是你的简历吗？ Is this your resume?
-不不是的 -哇这真是令人印象深刻 - No, it's not. - Wow, this is impressive.
我简历的副本 My only... copy.
嗯你肯定会被录用的 Well, you are definitely gonna get hired.
我现在就打给他们 In fact, I'm gonna call them right now.
现在？ Right now?
嗯 Yeah.
-萝拉 -嗯？ - Lola... - Mm-hmm?
如果我想买一件夹克的话 if I wanted to shop for, say, a jacket...
呃 好的 当然可以 就在那左转 Uh, yeah, sure. Just to the left over there.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
嗨 是的 我是前台 Hi, yeah, we have
有位非常可爱的年轻女士 a very lovely young lady down at the front desk.
呃 她想要… Uh, she's going to be...
哟哟哟 Well, well, well.
看看我们找到了什么 Look at what we got here.
你知道吗 如果我不是一只好赌的猫 You know, if I wasn't a betting cat,
我会说汤姆小子在这里 I'd say Tommy boy here
是想闯入酒店 is trying to break into the hotel.
看起来就是这样 That's sure what it looks like.
这是我们的巷子小混混 This here is our alley, punk!
这是我们的酒店 Which makes this our hotel!
等等等等 Wait, hold up.
你是想闯进我们酒店吗？ Are you trying to break into our hotel?
嘿伙计们别担心 Yo, guys, don't worry about it.
这是一个很大的误会 It was a big misunderstanding.
对吧汤姆？ Right, Tom?
你是在嘲笑我吗？ Are you laughing at me?
我想你知道嘲笑我的猫有什么后果 Now, I'm sure you know what I do to cats that laugh at me.
来吧老大给他展示展示 Come on, boss! Preach! Preach to him!
我正要发力呢你能把你的嘴闭上 Now, I was about to, if you would shut that grill
让我来处理吗 and let me handle this.
我的错老板 My bad, boss.
你知道吗？ So, are you gonna answer me?
哦天哪现在是五点整扔下快跑 Oh, snap! It's five-o! Drop and run!
-哦不不是吧一快带上我 - Oh, no, not again! - Somebody pick me up,
我跑不了那么快 -嘿汤姆再见 - I can't run that fast! - Hey, I'll see you again, Tom!
-留神吧你 -嘿回来 - Break yourself! - Hey, get back here!
欢迎 Welcome.
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
你一定是 -嗨早上好 - You must be... - Hi. Buongiorno.
我是福雷斯特·凯拉 Forester, Kayla.
我得为我的简历道歉 I'm sorry in advance about my resume,
楼下有个孩子 but there was a child downstairs
想把他的泡泡糖吐在桌子下面 trying to spit their Hubba Bubba under a table.
所以我撕下了一块 So I tore off a piece.
好的我是特伦斯·门多萨活动经理 Good. I'm Terence Mendoza, Events Manager.
这位是亨利·杜布罗斯先生 And this is Mr. Henry Dubros.
嗨 很荣幸 - Hi. - A pleasure.
他是我们的总经理 He's our general manager.
我猜那就是水上运动经理吧？ And I assume that that's the aquatics manager?
那是戈尔蒂 That's Goldie.
她在这家旅馆没有正式职位只是一条鱼 She has no official position at the hotel. That's a fish.
额 That's the...
我必须说这是一份非常令人印象深刻的简历 I must say, this is a very impressive resume.
多尔西？ The Dorsey?
噢多西号 Oh. The Dorsey.
你知道我讨厌指名道姓 You know, I hate to name names,
但是我必须问问 but, uh, I will.
你一定认识约瑟芬·彭尼贝克夫人 You must have known Mrs. Josephine Pennybaker.
她是我在康奈尔大学的导师 She was my mentor at Cornell.
那是一所常春藤盟校 It's an Ivy League school
由埃兹拉·康奈尔先生于1865年创立 founded in 1865 by Mr. Ezra Cornell.
我就是在那里拿到硕士学位的 That's where I got my master's.
我只是分享一下 I'm just sharing.
我当然认识老乔乔·彭尼福特 Of course I know old Jojo Pennyfoot.
嗯真好笑 Yeah. What a hoot.
彭尼福特？ Pennyfoot?
好了福雷斯特小姐我们开门见山吧 Well, Miss Forester, we'll cut to the chase.
我相信你也知道 As I'm sure you know,
我们有一个非常高调的活动 we have a very high-profile event
这周末在这里举行 happening here this weekend.
当然我很清楚是本和普里塔的婚礼 Of course, I'm very aware of Ben and Preeta's wedding.
嗯我们整个星期都在雇员工 Well, we need to hire additional staff through the week.
但是他们必须保持着高超的服务水平 But they must maintain the level of service
不负皇家之门的客人们的期待 guests of the Royal Gate expect.
尽管如此 -老实说 - Nonetheless. - And I'll be honest,
我们很少看到如此出色的简历 it's not often we come across a resume this distinguished.
抱歉 Excuse me,
但是这这只是一张纸 but this, this is just a piece of paper.
如果我要配得上这个机构 If I'm gonna be worthy of this institution,
你需要看到我 you need to see me in...
具体的表现 action.
你是要把它捡起来还是就扔在那里？ Are you gonna pick it up or just leave it there?
好的先生 Yes, sir.
把它放到垃圾桶里 Put it in the bin.
特伦斯 Terence.
她以为那条鱼是部门的头儿 She thought the fish was the head of the department.
真的？ Really?
鱼甚至不会走路也不能 A fish can't even walk. It can't even...
特伦斯 Terence.
你被录用了 You're hired.
真的吗 -是的 - Really? - Yes.
我是说谢谢你 I mean, thank you.
你今天就能开始上班吗？ Can you start today?
这将是一项艰巨的任务 That's gonna be a tall order.
嗯我的时间很满 Mm... Very in demand.
好吧你懂的 Okay. Yeah, you know what?
我要先去把其他事交代一下 I'm gonna pull some strings.
很麻烦但是没问题 It's difficult, but, yeah, no problem.
还有一件事 One other thing.
呃我们会要求所有临时工 Uh, we will be asking all temporary staff
住在酒店里 to stay at the hotel
在婚礼前的一周里都需要如此 through the week leading up to the wedding.
呃只是为了满足让我们的顾客 Uh, just so that we can be available to guests
有求必应 at a moment's notice.
这件事你能接受吗？ Is that something you'd be comfortable with?
为了酒店义不容辞 Anything for this hotel.
不放下来更好 No, it's better down.
10-4 好兄弟 接入 1-9 10-4, good buddy. Breaker, breaker, 1-9.
去拿下他们吧 Go get 'em.
头发扎起来更好 这更专业 Hair's better up. It's more professional.
早上好 Good morning.
早上好先生 Good morning, sir.
皇家之门于1930年开业 The Royal Gate opened its doors in 1930
1962年并被宣为纽约市的标志性建筑 and was declared a New York City landmark
嗯 - by 1962. - Mm.
它已经经历了两次重大翻修 It's been through two major renovations,
然而它仍然是卓越服务界的标榜 yet it remains the beacon of service excellence.
这个地方曾接待过四位总统 This place has been host to four presidents,
三位教皇两位国王一位王后 three popes, two kings, one queen,
噢还有德雷克 oh, and Drake.
这有260个房间 There are 260 rooms,
104间套房21层拥有着无可挑剔的奢华 104 suites, and 21 floors of impeccable luxury.
水压永远不低于50磅/平方英寸 The water pressure is never below 50 PSI,
并且我们的线程数从未低于800 and our thread count is never below 800.
一扣上纽扣对不起先生 - Button, please. - Sorry, sir.
温泉浴场是顶级的 The spa is top-of-the-line,
我们这的教练也曾赢得了环法自行车赛冠军两次 and our spin instructor won the Tour de France. Twice.
好的 Right.
这场婚礼是皇家之门举办过 This wedding is the most prestigious event
最负盛名的活动之一 the Royal Gate has hosted.
这将取得完美的成功 And it will be a perfect success.
必须如此 It has to be.
这种规模的事件会创造正面的新闻 The positive press an event of this magnitude can generate
得到的回报是无价的 is invaluable.
你能不能别乱动好吗？ Would you stop that, please?
那个是的先生 -好的 - The... Yeah, sir. - Okay.
是只是它要窜出来一样 Yes. It's just, it tends to ride up.
我们的婚礼菜单正在设计 Our wedding menu is being designed
由我们自己的厨师杰基负责 by our very own Chef Jackie.
他是一颗冉冉升起的新星 He's a rising star,
有传言称米其林对他都很认可 and whispers are that Michelin agrees.
赫克托 Hector!
振作起来各位 Look alive, people.
你为什么这么讨厌我？ Why do you hate me?
谁切了这些洋葱？谁？ Who butchered these onions? Who?
哦我不知道弗朗索瓦是你吗？ Oh, I don't know. Francois?
我们该走了你要毁了我的事业 - We should leave. - You're killing my career!
他有点尖酸但他是个艺术家 He's a bit tricky, but he's an artist.
我们很幸运能有他 And we're lucky to have him.
有些人可能会在他身上看到愤怒但我呢？ And some people may see anger, but me?
不不不 我在他身上看到了激情 No, no, no, no, no, no. I see passion.
你听到了吗？ Do you hear that?
听到什么？ -你的脚步声 - Hear what? - Your footsteps.
哦踩在卡拉拉大理石上的声音 - Oh. - Carrara marble.
这是加文我们的门卫 This is Gavin, our doorman.
也是闲聊大师 Master of small talk.
这位是凯拉她曾经 This is Kayla, who recently worked
在伦敦的多尔西酒店工作过 at the Dorsey Hotel in London.
现在呢？ Did she now?
是这周她会为我们工作 Yes. And she'll be helping us out this week.
嗯我相信你会让他们大吃一惊的凯拉 Mm. I'm sure you'll knock 'em dead, Kayla.
早上好！ Morning!
那是乔伊行李员 That's Joy, the bell girl.
我估计她是被狼养大的 I'm convinced she was raised by wolves.
什么 -她不重要 - What? - She's not important.
好吧 Okay.
但是这个玻璃中庭 But this glass atrium.
哦哇这才是最重要的 Oh, wow. Now that is something.
这是独一无二的 It's one of a kind.
我称它为 皇家之门的皇冠上的明珠 I call it the "crowning jewel of the Royal Gate."
这是卡梅隆酒吧招待 This is Cameron, the barman.
开瓶子 Popping bottles.
抱歉你说什么？ Excuse me?
别把酒洒在你的AJ5上了 Don't spill any on your Jordan 5s.
实际上是复古补发的 These are actually retro reissues.
很明显是蕾丝花边的问题 Obviously, it's the lace tips.
耐克实验室？飞行俱乐部 - NikeLab? - Flight Club.
百老汇 On Broadway.
很抱歉打断你们的高谈阔论 I'm sorry to interrupt your riveting TED Talk,
但是你为什么要倒香槟呢 but why are you pouring champagne
现在才上午11点？ at 11 o'clock in the morning?
我被告知要倒两杯 I was told to pour two glasses
给刚到的贵宾 for the VIPs that just arrived.
他们来了吗？ They're here?
是的先生 谁来了？ - Yes, sir. - Who's here?
新娘和新郎跟我来吧 The bride and groom. Come with me.
哇！ Wow!
是不是很完美？ -我喜欢 - Isn't it perfect? - I love it.
就像我上周来参观时一样 Just as much as I did last week when we visited.
我在这个世界上最在乎的 All I care about in the whole world
就是你开不开心 is that you're happy.
你觉得你爸爸会喜欢吗？ Think your dad's gonna like it?
你一直问我爸爸怎么想 You keep asking what my dad thinks,
要不然你和他去度蜜月吧 I'm gonna send him on the honeymoon with you.
让开路让一让 Clear the way, coming through.
我希望客房服务是通宵营业的 I sure hope room service is open all night.
对吧图茨？ Right, Toots?
本普里塔欢迎回到皇家之门 Ben, Preeta, welcome back to the Royal Gate.
非常感谢 -谢谢你 - Thank you very much. - Thank you.
为你们即将举行的婚礼干杯 It's a toast to your upcoming nuptials.
回到这里真是太好了非常感谢 It's so great to be back here. Thank you very much.
谢谢 -当然 - Appreciate it. - Absolutely.
感谢你们所做的一切 And thank you guys for everything.
很高兴再次见到你特伦斯 It's great to see you again, Terence.
非常感谢 -老鼠 - Thank you very much. - Mouse!
天哪！斯派克回来 Oh, my God! Spike, get back here!
-嘿嘿 -哦我的天啊 - Hey! Hey! - Oh, my gosh!
冷静点孩子嘿给我回来 Simmer down, boy! Hey! Get back here!
我很抱歉 没事的 - I'm so sorry. - It's no problem.
抱歉 Sorry.
有点神经质是吧？噢 - A little jumpy, huh? - Ooh.
抱歉他有点激动 I'm sorry, he's a little animated.
是啊嗯 Yeah, um...
哦她太可爱了 Oh, she's so sweet.
哇你对待动物真的有一套 Wow, you're really good with animals.
图茨通常很害羞我说的 害羞 是指 Toots is usually really shy. And by "shy," I mean,
她她经常把人的脸刮破 she... She scratches people's faces off.
哦哦嗯 - Oh. - Oh. Well...
她能闻到真正的动物爱好者的气味 she can smell a bona fide animal lover.
凯拉是新来的 You know, Kayla's new here
我正要跟她解释呃 and I was just about to explain to her that, uh...
我们传统上有禁带宠物的政策 we traditionally have a no-pets policy...
哦哇但是呃你知道的 - Oh, wow. - ...but, uh, you know...
我很乐意破例 I would be delighted to make an exception.
你的手还好吗？ -没事 - Is your hand okay? - It's fine.
看起来你的手在流血 Looks like your hand's bleeding.
很好很完美我们准备了一份名单 It's fine, it's perfect. We've prepared a list
是一些最负盛名的狗狗公园 of some of the most prestigious dog parks
涵盖这片地区我认为 in the area, and I think
第11街的那家特别豪华 the one on 11th Street is particularly luxurious.
但是人们会不会很紧张呢？ But are the people uptight?
因为我是说他们会对着狗大叫吗 Because... I mean, do they yell at the dogs
如果挣脱了皮带的话？ for being off-leash?
斯派克他他嗯你可以直截了当地说出来 - Spike, he's... he's... Yeah. - You can just say it.
他很糟 -是的 - He's disgusting. - Yeah.
他很糟？ -嗯？ - He's disgusting? - Huh?
有一个我知道的 There is one that I know about
就在17号沙拉三明治店的后面 that's behind this falafel place on 17th.
严格来说那不是狗狗公园 It's not technically a dog park,
但是他们会把他们的狗放出来 but they let their dogs off-leash
可以互相照顾 and they kinda look out for each other.
相当低调 It's pretty low-key.
太棒了谢谢你凯拉 That is amazing. Thank you, Kayla.
-谢谢凯拉 -是的 谢谢你凯拉 - Thanks, Kayla. - Yes. Thank you, Kayla.
当然了 Of course. Any time.
我只想说 我在INS上关注你们 I just have to say, I follow you guys on Instagram,
你们是有史以来最可爱的一对 and you are the cutest couple ever.
还有那颗钻石哇 And that rock, whoa!
是的嗯 是的 - Yes, well... - Yeah.
从外太空都能看到那玩意儿真棒 Could see that thing from outer space. Good job.
你知道吗从外太空都能看到我们的爱 You know, you could see our love from outer space.
哦 Oh.
这真是太棒了 That was fantastic.
太好了谢谢 -我们走吧？ - Great. Thank you. - Shall we?
-这就来 -来吧宝贝儿 - We shall. - Come on, Tootsie.
来吧斯派克 Come on, Spike.
但是说真的酒店里有保险箱吗？ But in all seriousness, is there a safe in the hotel?
这是一颗巨大的钻石 It's a giant diamond.
当然当然 Of course, of course.
旅途怎么样？ How was the ride?
很好非常感谢 Very good, thank you very much.
别别担心 Not... Not to worry.
那可能是欣喜的尖叫 That's probably a scream of delight.
你知道 有人第一次看到他们漂亮的房间 You know, someone seeing their beautiful room
这是经常发生的事 for the first time. It happens all the time.
萝拉？你能送他们回房间吗？ Lola? Can you see them to their room?
一失陪一下当然 - Excuse me. - Of course.
利奥被吓死了 Leo is shaken to the core.
那只老鼠 The mouse
正好从他的脚上爬过 ran right over his foot.
听着特伦斯我工作太辛苦了 Look, Terence, I've worked too frigging hard
带着着一群无能的 to be saddled with a bunch of inept...
额一群才华横溢的同事来与我共事 Wonderful group of gifted colleagues to have my career
一粒老鼠屎坏了一锅粥啊 tossed into a fish bucket over some infestation.
杰基杰基 Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie.
我知道这种情况的严重性 I know the gravity of this situation.
我会处理的我会抓住它的先生 - And I will handle it. - I'll catch it, sir.
公的还是母的 Him. Or her.
可能是母的 It could be a female...
我没有性别偏见不不 - I'm not gender biased - No, no.
-我不知道 -不不 很好现在已经不分性别了 - and I don't want to go by... - No, no, it's fine. It's gender-fluid now.
关键是我会抓住那只小老鼠的 The point is, I will catch that little mouse,
我会慎重处理这件事的 and I will be discreet about it.
好吧我需要你明白 Okay. I need you to understand
这件事的敏感性 the sensitivity of this matter.
-是的 -如果这只老鼠的照片被发到推特上 - Yes. - If a picture of this mouse is tweeted up
或者脸书或者ins上 to insta-book-face or the ticky-tock,
我们会被毁掉的 we will be ruined.
不不我们不会被毁因为这是不会发生的 No, sir. We're not ruined, because it's not gonna happen.
好吧？所以你们得搞清楚 Okay? So, you guys clear your heads about it.
那只啮齿动物完蛋了 That Rodentia is toast.
你吗呢？ What are you doing?
哦天哪你吓到我了 Oh, my gosh, you scared me.
我吓到你了？ I scared you?
你才是那个像小偷一样鬼鬼祟祟的人 You know, you're the one creeping around like a thief.
我在找老鼠谢谢 I am on a mouse hunt. Thank you.
需要帮忙吗？ Need any help?
什么？就因为我是 我是新来的女孩？ What? Because I'm... I'm... I'm the new girl?
很明显你还没有看过我的简历 Well, obviously, you haven't seen my resume.
上面清楚地表明我完全有能力 It clearly states that I am completely capable
做任何需要做的事 of doing anything that is required
并且都可以完成 to do that is needed to be done here.
哦对了 Oh, right.
抓一只小老鼠能有多难呢？ And how hard can it be to catch a little mouse?
老实说我没想到你会这样说 Honestly, I wasn't expecting you to say yes.
你知道吗你有一整套 You know, you got that whole
独立的方案进行 independent vibe thing going on,
我通常不会介入 and I don't normally get involved
去教新来的如何做他们的工作 所以 with how the new kids do their jobs. So...
我的名字嗯我的名字是 My name, um... My name is
凯拉嗯 Kayla. Yeah.
我妈妈叫我凯拉 My mom calls me Kayla.
哦好的凯拉 Oh, okay, Kayla.
我怀疑抓老鼠这个技能 有没有写在你的简历上 Well, I doubt that mouse catching is on your resume,
但如果你真的抓到它 but if you do catch him,
你应该过来喝一杯庆祝酒 you should come by for a celebratory beverage.
好那就再开一瓶香槟吧 Well, start popping another bottle of champagne now,
因为无论如何它肯定被我抓住 because any minute now, he's mine.
他 等一下 He's... One second.
怎么会 What the...
是不是有人把他们 Did someone leave their...
那是什么？ What is that?
是实力的证明 The sign of a worthy competitor.
猜猜谁在那派对上？ Guess who's at the party?
来吧伙计要有点自尊 Come on, man. Have some self-respect.
你在垃圾箱里 You are in a dumpster
杰瑞在里面又安全又暖和 and Jerry's inside, safe and warm.
看看他 Look at him.
他在房间里侦察看他下一步能偷什么 Just scouting the room and seeing what he can steal next.
想一想谁是猫谁是老鼠？ Now, who's the cat and who's the mouse?
嘿我们回去把那只老鼠砸个稀烂吧 Hey, let's get back in there and smash that mouse up good.
哇哇哇汤姆我的兄弟 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Tom, my brother,
猫和老鼠都有快乐的空间 there's room for both cats and mice to be happy.
听着 我相信如果你要求他给你分享他的食物 Look, I'm sure if you asked to share his food...
分享？你是在哄小孩子们吗？ Share? You're lucky the kids are watching, okay?
我们是猫猫捉老鼠 We're cats. Cats take!
得了吧他只是一只无辜的小老鼠 Come on, he's just an innocent little mouse.
等一下等一下我们为什么总是吵架？ Wait a minute, wait a minute. Why're we always arguing?
我们不应该吵架我们看起来很像 We shouldn't be fighting, we look alike.
我们为什么要这么吵架呢？ Why are we doing this?
听着我们这次做点不一样的怎么样？ Look, how about we do something different this time?
我们为什么不让汤姆自己做决定呢 好吗？ Why don't we let Tom make up his own mind, okay?
这是个好主意 Now, see, that is a good idea.
汤姆我相信你 Tom, I believe in you.
真是个笨蛋 What a sucker.
现在去干点让我骄傲的事吧 汤姆 Now go make me proud, Tom.
哇哦 Whoa!
啊 Ahhh!
生命你听到了吗？ Life, do you hear me?
赋予我创作的生命 Give my creation life!
去找独狼吧 Go for Lone Wolf.
谁？ Who?
我是凯拉先生 It's Kayla, sir.
我只是在试其中一个新的代号 Just trying on one of those new code names.
那就别说了 Well, don't.
你找到房间了吗？ Have you located the room yet?
我还在持续收到噪音投诉 I'm continuing to get noise complaints.
是的 先生 没有 我还没有找到 Yes, sir... Well, no, sir, I haven't yet,
但是我我这就去办完毕 but I'm... I'm on it. Over.
好的快点这样你就可以回去找那只老鼠了 Well, hurry up so you can get back to finding that mouse.
请不要说 完毕 这又不是 星际迷航 And please, do not say "over." This isn't Star Trek.
那这就让对讲机失去了所有乐趣 Takes all the fun out of walkie-talkies.
我是说那还有什么意义呢？ I mean, what's the point, then?
我仍然能听到您的声音 I can still hear you.
我发现目标了长官我正向北移动 I have eyes on the target, sir, and I am moving north...
我正朝门口走去 I'm moving toward the door.
哦不 Oh, no.
你在干什么？ What did you do?
谁 Who...
等等我认识你 Wait a second, I know you.
我认识你你是公园里那只骑着自行车的猫 I know you! You're the cat from the park with the bike
然后你就撞了我 and you tackled me.
这是私人恩怨吗？ Is this personal?
这是某种形式的报复吗？ Is this some form of revenge sabotage?
你在做什么你想告诉我什么吗？ What are you... You're trying to tell me something?
好吧两个音节 Okay. Two syllables.
一句话这是一部电影吗？ One word. Is it a movie?
是动画片吗？ Is it a cartoon?
这是什么？一头猪？ What's this? A pig?
一只老鼠？ A mouse?
一只小老鼠？ A little mouse?
什么？他也在这里吗？ What? He was here, too?
天啊 我得抓住那个小灾星 Gosh, I gotta catch that little disaster.
如果我不这么做我会丢掉这份工作的 If I don't, I'm gonna lose this job.
等一下 Wait a second.
你是一只猫 You're a cat.
你抓不到一只老鼠吗？你的天性不就是抓老鼠吗？ Can't you catch a mouse? Isn't that in your DNA?
哈 Huh.
你有名字吗？ You got a name?
做得很好莫特 That is really well done, Mot.
汤姆？ Tom?
你可能会为此惹上很多麻烦 You could be in a lot of trouble for this.
我是说看看这乱七八糟的 I mean, just look at this mess.
那么我们应该怎么做呢？ So, what should we do about this?
你想一起抓老鼠吗？ You wanna catch a mouse together?
这可能会给你带来丰厚的回报 There could be a big reward in it for you.
先生我是要求她 Sir, I instructed her
除掉一只动物而不是去找另一只动物来 to get rid of an animal, not find another.
我是这么想的先生 Here's how I see it, sir.
我们酒店有老鼠问题 We have a mouse problem at this hotel,
这样我们就可以雇一个灭鼠专家 so we could hire an exterminator
让他在整个酒店里来回走动 to have him tramp up and down this whole hotel,
而不是到处撒满耗子药 just filling it with his poison
那样也会提醒本和普雷塔 and alerting Ben and Preeta
在他们的婚礼上有老鼠的可能性 to the possibility of vermin at their wedding,
或许我们可以利用数百万年来 or we could leverage millions of years
关于食物链的理论 of predatory-prey evolution
选择一个更加 and choose a more
更加环保的解决方案 subtle and eco-friendly solution.
这就是我雇佣汤姆来的原因 That's why I brought on Tom.
你雇佣 You brought on...
她是个临时工她甚至没有雇用权 She's a temp. She doesn't even have hiring power.
我们在多尔西酒店就是这么做的先生 It's what we did at the Dorsey, sir.
真的吗？ Really?
他们在多尔西酒店可不是这么做的 That is not what they did at the Dorsey.
为什么不如我不问问彭尼贝克夫人呢？ Why don't I ask Mrs. Pennybaker?
谁 Who...
我可不怕你问 wouldn't want you to ask
多尔西的彭尼贝克太太？ Mrs. Pennybaker from the Dorsey?
要不我现在就打给她好吗？ Why don't I call her right now, huh?
绝对不行没人可以打电话给任何人 Absolutely not. No one's calling anyone.
放出消息说我们在考虑雇一只猫 Word gets out that we're thinking of hiring a cat,
嗯老鼠的问题可能会泄露 well, the mouse problem could leak.
如果我们拒绝雇猫的消息传开了 And if word gets out that we're refusing to hire a cat,
善待动物组织马上就会给你冠上 PETA will be here before you can say
歧视动物 的帽子 "discriminatory practices."
嗯 -嗯 Mm-hmm.
你需要跳出框框思考问题特伦斯 You need to think outside the box, Terence.
他会戴帽子吗？ Could he wear a hat?
什么意思先生？ Excuse me, sir?
他能戴一顶时髦的帽子吗？ Could he wear a jaunty hat?
还有呃也许最好还有个名牌 And, uh, perhaps a name tag?
我觉得那会很可爱的 I think that'd be adorable.
等一下 One second.
先生你你不会是认真的吧？帽子？ Sir, you, you can't be serious? A hat?
如你所见他很想戴顶帽子 As you can see, he would love to wear a hat.
还有一个名牌 And a name tag.
那么我认为这是个有创意且优雅的解决方案 凯拉 Well, then I think this is a creative and elegant solve, Kayla.
谢谢您 先生 我也这样认为 Thank you, sir. As do I.
就这些了 谢谢 That'll be all. Thank you.
你得把你的名牌弄好 You gotta fix your name tag.
这就对了 There you go.
嗯 Yeah.
你看上去不错嘛 You look good.
我知道你是谁了 I figured out who you are.
我是谁？ Who am I?
你是个初生牛犊 You're one of those millennials.
认为自己可以得到想要的任何东西 that thinks they can get whatever they want
想什么时候都可以 whenever they want
甚至不用努力的情况 without working for it,
最好是不劳而获 preferably with free shipping.
谁不喜欢不劳而获呢？ Who doesn't like free shipping?
这是一个竞争激烈的市值2000亿美元的行业 This is a cutthroat $200 billion industry.
我一直靠着我的方式走到了今天 And I've clawed my way all the way to the middle.
我不打算就此荒废了 And I don't intend on stopping there.
好吧？ Okay?
你最好希望这个小猫咪计划奏效 You better hope this little cat plan works.
因为如果不是这样的话 Because if it doesn't,
我保证你再也不能在纽约市工作了 I'll make sure you'll never work in New York City again.
你也一样汤姆是的就是你 And that goes for you, too, Tom. Yes, you.
趁名牌还在的时候好好享受吧因为 Enjoy it while it lasts because...
这只是个测试汤姆 This is just a test, Tom.
嗯 -嗯 Uh-uh.
他认为我们做不到 He doesn't think that we can do it.
就像我认识的大多数人一样 Just like most people I know.
但是你和我我们是不同的汤姆 But you and I, we're different, Tom.
我们不会轻易堕落的 We don't go down easy.
好的我从大堂开始 All right, I'm gonna start in the lobby.
汤姆？ Tom?
好吧你打够了吗？ Okay. All right. You done?
啊 Ahhh!
嗯？ Mm?
听着小猫咪 Listen here, kitty-cat,
我不喜欢被打好吗？ I don't like being pounded. Capiche?
如果我再见到你我就打爆你的头 I see you again, I bash your head in.
斯派克快回来 Spike, get back here.
又见到你了 Saw you again!
图茨 Toots.
你在这儿啊姑娘 There you are, girl.
你刚才在干什么？ What were you doing?
我一直在到处找你 I was looking all over for you.
汤姆你在大堂做什么？ Tom, what are you doing in the lobby?
噢！ Oh!
我看到你变成了猎人 I see you becoming the hunter...
享受追捕的感觉 feeling the hunted.
好我们来吧 Yeah, there we go.
追踪踪迹 Tracking the trail.
是啊 你闻到那些小爪子的味道了 是啊 Yeah, you smell those little paws. Yep.
我的天啊汤姆 My gosh, Tom.
我是说做个捕食者嗯 I mean, be the predator. Yeah.
噢 Oh.
好的你为什么 Okay, why are you...
你在画 You're drawing a...
听着我 Look, I...
噢 汤姆 上面写着 通缉犯不论死活 Oh. Tom, that is a "wanted dead or alive..."
那是一只老鼠的图片 That is a stick figure of a mouse
而且你的E字母写倒着了 and your Es are backwards.
那是行不通的 That's never gonna work.
你在找一只老鼠？ -天哪嗨 - You're looking for a mouse? - Gosh! Hi.
是的乔伊嗯 Yes, Joy. Yeah.
嗯你检查过10楼的那扇小门了吗？ Well, have you checked the tiny little door on the 10th floor?
起初我想 乔伊你真的长大了 那是什么时候的事？ At first, I thought, "Whoa, Joy, you became really big. When did that happen?"
但后来我看到了另一扇正常大小的门 But then I saw another door that was normal sized
我想 好吧是你的眼睛变小了 and thought, "Okay, so one of your eyeballs got small."
嗯 你知道 我 额 Well, you know, I, uh,
让特伦斯早些时候算了几个数字 然后 had Terence run some numbers earlier and...
看起来对你更不妙 it doesn't look good for you.
感谢您选择皇家之门 Thank you for choosing the Royal Gate.