下次你敢错过《无耻家庭》 Next time you miss Shameless,
我就割下你的蛋蛋去喂住在艾莱柏酒吧 I cut off your testicles and feed it to homeless dog
后面的流浪狗 who lives behind the Alibi,
不过今天先饶了你 记好了 but today you get free pass. I tell you.
-黛比 -什么事 - Debbie? - Yeah?
我帮你预约到周五了 I made an appointment for you for Friday.
去打胎 For an abortion.
我没打算流产 Not part of my plan.
我嗑药了 I shot up.
你现在才告诉我 You're just telling me this now?
你自己有很多事要处理 You had a lot on your mind.
你这是什么态度 What's with the attitude?
你无时无刻不盯着我 You're on my ass 24/7.
在家是"你吃过药了吗" At home, "Did you take your meds?"
上班是"你迟到了 动作快点" At work, "You're late. Pick up the pace."
如果你不喜欢 那就走吧 If you don't like it, leave.
-我会走的 -很好 滚吧 - I will. - Good! Go!
我操 What the fuck?
你不是把油门线剪了吗 I thought you cut the throttle cable.
我剪了啊 I did.
你确定你没剪错线 Are you sure you cut the right cable?
当然了 就两根线 油门线和 Yes, there's only two cables, the throttle and the...
我再记下你怀孕的事 I'll just make note of your pregnancy.
什么 What?
你不知道自己怀孕了 You didn't know you were pregnant?
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天啊 操 Jesus! Fuck!
恶心 Shit.
加拉格之雨 Gallagher rain.
我女儿的呕吐物 也难挡这些肉馅卷饼的的美味
弗兰克 这是怎么回事 Frank, what the hell is going on?
这是乔治・门多萨和他的家人 This Jorge Mendoza and his clan.
被赶出家门了 Got evicted.
银行把他们的房子给卖了 Bank sold it right out from under them,
门多萨昨天回家 and the Mendozas came home yesterday
发现他们的东西都被扔上了街头 to find all their stuff on the street.
这是我们的问题吗 And how is this our problem?
我们这个独一无二的社区的损失 The loss of our unique community?
美国大熔炉的子孙后代 Generations of the American melting pot
被赶出自己的家园 getting kicked out of their homes.
中产阶层化是所有人的问题 菲奥娜 Gentrification is everyone's problem, Fiona.
弗兰克 他们在我们家院子里干什么 Frank, what are they doing in our yard?
我把院子租给他们了 I rented it to them.
小棚屋 车 还有门廊下面 The shed, the van, under the porch,
这片草地 this grassy area.
而且老天 他们太会做饭了 And, oh, my God, can they cook.
亚尼斯 Yanis.
你好 老兄 Hey, man.
小凯和小维 It's Kev and V.
知道 我是瘫了 不是瞎了 Yeah, I'm paralyzed, not blind.
我们只是想说 对于你所遭遇的一切 Look, we just wanted to say how, uh, really sorry we are
我们真的感到很遗憾 for what happened to you.
真的 真的 真的很遗憾 Really, really, really sorry.
像任何一个好邻居一样遗憾 Sorry the way any good neighbor would be.
你有希腊血统吗 You got any Greek in you?
希腊血统 没有 Greek? No, no.
我不确定 也许 I'm not sure. Maybe.
很有可能 我不知道 Yeah, yeah, probably. I don't know.
你真是个好朋友 You're a good friend.
他是个好男人 He's a good man.
你肯定是希腊人 You're Greek for sure.
那医生什么时候安排你做康复 So when are they gonna move you to rehab?
我才不要做康复 我要回家 I'm not going to rehab. I'm going home.
我信不过那个中国医生 或者那个娘娘腔 I don't trust that Chink doctor or the girly man.
我今天就要离开这个鬼地方 I'm checking myself out of this hellhole today.
你能相信这种事吗 亲爱的 You believe this shit, adelphe?
我在海军陆战队服役八年 Eight years I serve in the Marines,
离开时毫发无伤 I walk away fine.
却栽在芝加哥南部俩娘们儿手上 I got these two kunas on the South Side of Chicago,
要从这里坐轮椅出去 I'm rolling out of here in a goddamn chair.
-谁 -那两个臭婊子 - Who? - Those two kunas.
把我的宝贝狗狗们抓走的婊子 The ones who took my dogs.
你是说那俩丽萨吗 You talking about Lisa and Lisa?
没错 就是她们害我的 Yeah, they did this to me.
她们把我的刹车线剪了 They cut my brake line.
我会让那俩婊子付出代价 Those bitches are gonna pay.
要她们血债血偿 They're gonna fucking pay.
-他说什么 -他只是有点感伤 - What'd you say? - He is just sympathizing.
他只要一感伤就会像小女孩一样尖叫 His voice squeaks when he sympathizes, like a little girl,
顺便说一下 我们有两个女儿 which we have two of, by the way.
俩女儿需要她们的老爹 凯文 Two little girls who need their daddy, Kevin,
所以 我们该走了 so it is time for us to go.
把花给他 Give him the flowers.
那些都是哪里来的 Where'd all this come from?
卡尔买了水果圈 Carl bought Froot Loops.
外加有机走地鸡鸡蛋和果肉果汁 And cage-free organic eggs and juice with the pulp in it.
快吃 小兄弟 Eat up, little homey.
你哪来的钱 Where you getting all this money?
少管所干活给的工钱 存的 Juvie job. Saved up.
你最好别又开始贩毒了 卡尔 You better not be selling drugs again, Carl.
没贩毒 我已经改过自新了 Nope, no drugs. I learned my lesson.
-下一位 -你最好小心点 - Next. - You better watch out.
如果她不喜欢你的所作所为 If she doesn't like what you're doing,
可能会把你从家里开除 she might try to fire you from the family.
或者逼你去堕胎 Yeah, or try to force you to get an abortion.
好香啊 培根吗 Smells good. Bacon?
-水果圈 -你来上班吗 - Froot Loops. - You coming to work?
来 只是得先穿好衣服跟小黛谈一谈 Yeah, I just got to get dressed and talk to Debs.
谈什么 About what?
我想跟你道歉 行吗 I want to apologize, okay?
-我先走了 -待会见 - I'm gonna go. - I'll meet you there.
所以你就可以迟到 Oh, so you get to be late
因为跟老板上床 是不是 'cause you're fucking the boss, right?
利普已经给你找到新工作了 少废话 Lip already got you a new job, so cut the shit.
卡尔 你去上学时 Carl, can you drop Liam
顺便把利亚姆送去幼儿园行吗 at Head Start on your way to school?
我看起来像保姆吗 Do I look like a babysitter?
不 你看起来像罪犯 No, you look like a criminal,
但是目前为止 but last I checked,
你还是加拉格家的一份子 you were still a Gallagher.
好吧 兄弟要互相照应 Fine. Bros got to stick together.
走 Let's go.
走吧 小兄弟 Come on, little homey.
别淘气 乖乖走 Don't be a little shit. Let's go.
我快迟到了 I'm gonna be late.
我怀孕了 小黛 I'm pregnant, Debs.
不好笑 Not funny.
不是开玩笑 花钱买避孕药 No, it's not, and it turns out that the pill
根本就是打水漂 is a big fucking waste of money.
你在说谎吗 瞎编乱造 Are you lying? Are you making this up?
全家只有你会拿怀孕的事说谎 You are the only one who lies about pregnancies around here.
老天 Jesus.
我说的是真的 I'm not making it up.
上帝呀 Oh, my God.
那太棒了 This is amazing.
这太难得了 What are the chances?
我们可以把她俩当做姐妹一样养大 We can raise them together like sisters.
堂姐妹 Sister cousins!
是谁的孩子 Whose is it?
是古斯的还是肖恩的 Is it Gus' or Sean's?
如果是古斯的 就尴尬了 If it was Gus', that'd be weird.
你怀孕多久了 How far along are you?
等等 先停一下 Okay, stop, stop, stop, stop.
听着 Listen.
我想说的是 I'm saying...
我知道这有多不舒服 I know how shitty this feels,
像是有东西在侵占你的身体 like something's taken over your body,
你感觉糟透了 and you feel sick
还有一点疯狂 真对不起 and, like, a little crazy, and I'm sorry
之前我不了解你的感受 because I didn't get that before,
我又严厉又不近人情 and I was harsh and cold and...
无论如何 我很抱歉 Anyway, I'm sorry.
谢谢 Thank you.
现在我们可以一起渡过难关 And now we can go through it together.
我们可以一起去诊所 We can go to the clinic.
我们预约在同一天 We'll make appointments for the same day.
会很棒的 就像一家人外出游玩一样 It'll be good. It'll be like a family outing.
就像去迪士尼 顺便打个胎而已 Like Disneyland, only with abortions.
等等 什么 Wait, what?
你这算什么道歉 What kind of apology is that?
小黛 Debs,
我知道你认为生下孩子可以让德里克回心转意 I know that you think that keeping it will bring Derek back,
但如果他就这样抛弃了你 but if he left you like this,
那他根本没资格跟你在一起 then he doesn't deserve you,
你会爱上其他男孩... and there will be other guys that you will love--
不 不 不 No, no, no, no.
沾花惹草的人是你 菲奥娜 不是我 You're the one who sleeps around, Fiona, not me.
天啊 God.
你太恶心了 You are disgusting.
你这个人太可怕了 You're a horrible human being.
你甚至懒得跟你丈夫离婚 You didn't even bother to divorce your husband.
只是对他避而不见 You just ghosted him.
我什么 I what?
对他避而不见 You ghosted him.
你玩失踪 You disappeared.
现在你还要拒绝你的孩子 And now you're gonna ghost your baby.
家庭早餐 却没人邀请老爹 Family breakfast, no one bothers to invite the padre.
见怪不怪了 Typical.
弗兰克 送我去学校 Frank, walk me to school.
送你去学校 Walk you to school?
我是你老爸吗 好吧 You think I'm your father? All right.
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-哥们 -还好吗 - Hey, buddy. - What's up, man?
时间轴 风吹来的那片云
看看这里 Oh, check you out.
这都是你自己的吗 没有室友 This is all yours? No roommate?
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还不错吧 Yeah, it's pretty sweet, right?
裸胸画不错 Yeah. Titty art.
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想告诉大家你是直男吗 Trying to make sure everyone knows you're straight?
这里搞基的人多得是 There's plenty of dude-on-dude action around here.
-你会很爽的 -太棒了 - You'll do fine. - Oh, sweet.
-喝红牛吗 -不了 咱们去喝咖啡吧 - Red Bull? - Nah, let's go grab a coffee.
-你可以带我转转 -不行的 - You can show me around. - You know, I can't.
我有个实验马上得完成 熬了一夜了 You know, I got a lab due. I've been up all night.
还要几页论文要写 然后要上几节课 I got a few more pages to go and then some classes,
之后才能出去玩 but then I can hang.
好吧 我可以... Yeah, cool. I can, uh--
反正也得去新上班地方报个到 I should go check in at the new job anyway.
好的 Yeah.
-谢谢 -那什么 - Thanks, by the way. - Oh, yeah, you know what?
我会把你介绍给尤恩斯教授 I'll introduce you to Prof Youens.
-你可以谢谢他 -好的 - You can thank him. - Cool.
这些真是够书呆子的 This is some seriously nerdy shit.
是啊 Yeah.
我去上班了 I got to get to work.
好的 回头联系 好吗 All right, I'll catch you later, all right?
好的 Yeah.
我要当外公了 I'm gonna be a grandfather.
死亡之中孕育的新生命 From the bowels of death, new life.
加拉格家新成员 A new Gallagher.
是的 菲奥娜也怀孕了 Yeah, and Fiona's pregnant too.
不是吧 Shut up!
要当两个孩子的外公了 A double grandfather.
但是菲奥娜不想要她的孩子 Yeah, but Fiona doesn't want to have hers,
而且还强迫我打掉自己的孩子 and she's trying to force me to get rid of mine too.
她说我太小了 She says I'm too young.
她说的不对 不科学 She's wrong. Scientifically wrong.
从生物学上说 Biologically speaking,
你现在正处于最佳生育年龄 you're in your prime childbearing years.
实际上还大了一点点 Actually, a little beyond them.
如果菲奥娜再等下去 她生的孩子 If Fiona waits much longer, she's gonna have babies
就会像袋熊了 that look like wombats.
她的阴唇会耷拉到膝盖 Her labia will stretch halfway to her knees.
男人要想给她口还得配根吸管才行 Men wanting to do cunnilingus will require a straw.
不 不 不 不 不 No, no, no, no, no, no.
到你做主的时候了 黛比 This is your time, Debs.
别让任何人动摇你 Don't let anyone tell you differently.
那菲奥娜呢 But what about Fiona?
她不能强迫你做任何事 She can't force you to do anything.
你有权掌控自己的身体 You have the right to control your own body.
可菲奥娜也有权掌控她的呀 But Fiona has that right too.
我们剥夺了不就好了 Well, we won't let her.
莫妮卡怀卡尔的时候 I had to handcuff Monica to the bed
我得把她拷在床上 when she was pregnant with Carl.
我把她灌醉了几个月 直到胎儿大到不能流产 I kept her loaded for months until he was too big to abort.
我可不觉得肖恩会同意这么做 Yeah, I don't think Sean's gonna go for that.
谁是肖恩 Who's Sean?
她男朋友 Her boyfriend.
我还以为她结婚了 I thought she was married.
随便啦 我会和她谈谈 Never mind. I'll talk to her.
好 Okay.
也许我们都应该和她谈谈 Maybe we all should talk to her.
没错 你放学后我们再商量细节好吗 Absolutely. We'll talk more after school, all right?
我得赶紧走了 癌症互助小组会不能迟到 I got to run now. I can't be late for my cancer support group.
等等 弗兰克 Wait, Frank.
你得癌症了吗 Do you have cancer?
据我所知没有 Not that I know of.
好运挡不住 Knock wood.
有事吗 Can I help you?
我是伊恩·加拉格 Hi, uh, I'm Ian Gallagher.
第一天来任职 Today's my first day.
你的名字就三个字母吗 Y-you spell Ian with three letters?
是啊 Uh, yeah.
-I A N -真幸运 - I-A-N. - That's lucky.
制服上名字是绣上去的 超过三个字母 It costs extra to get more than three letters
就会另外收费 embroidered on your uniform.
所以托德的名字只有一个D That's why Tod lost his second D.
还有罗恩 他以前叫罗尼 A-a-a-and Ron, he-- he used to be called Ronnie,
但你不必改名字 but you don't have to change your name at all.
这就是命中注定 That's like fate.
来吧 我带你熟悉熟悉 Come on, I'll show you around.
伊恩 Ian.
几年前托德出了车祸 Tod had a, uh, car accident a few years ago.
现在他脑袋里有一块钢板 He's got a plate in his head now.
人是比以前痴傻了点儿 He's a bit simpler than he used to be,
但他品性不错 but, uh, well, he's a good guy.
你做过类似的工作吗 So you ever done any work like this?
我曾在餐厅刷盘子 收拾桌子 I, uh, washed dishes in a diner, bussed tables.
跟那差不多 除了没有小费 Well, this is like that, only without the tips.
好了 Yep.
你在这上头签到 You punch in here.
作为底层职工 As low man on the totem pole,
你的工作就是清理校园里的垃圾桶 your job will be to empty the trash all over the campus
还有打扫沿路发现的任何垃圾 and to clean up any messes you may find along the way.
你工作的时候要拉上个垃圾箱 Now, you pull this bin with you.
如果有需要就来这拿拖把和桶子 You come in and you get a mop and a bucket if you need it.
所有教室的垃圾桶都要清理 但仅限课间进行 Hit all the classroom bins but only in between classes.
就是要学会找空挡 你看上去挺聪明的 It's a timing thing, but, uh, well, you look smart.
能自己搞定 You'll figure it out.
就这样吗 So that's it?
整天清理垃圾 I empty trash all day?
1点起有半小时午饭时间 Half hour for lunch, 1 p.m.
休息时记得打卡 Clock out for your breaks.
下午5点下班 The day ends at 5 p.m.
一旦你能熟练清理垃圾了 Now, once you get the hang of the trash patrol,
我们就会教你打扫厕所 we'll train you on the bathrooms.
我们会给你的制服绣上名字 Now, we'll get this uniform embroidered,
但今天你先穿戴夫的吧 but, uh, for today, you can be Dave.
看到你喜欢的单车了吗 Hey, you see a bike you like?
没关系 兄弟 有我在 Don't worry, my homey. I got you.
我们一定会找到你心仪的单车的 We'll find your dream bike.
多米尼克 Hey, yo, Dominique.
我一直在想你 I been missing you.
你根本不认识我 You don't know me.
我在梦里认识的你 I know you from my dreams.
我已经告诉你让顶着你的编发离我远点了 I already told you and your cornrows to leave me alone.
你为什么要歧视我的编发 Why you got to dis the rows?
它们只是向你表达了爱意 They never did nothing but love you.
作为一个白人小子你为什么 Why are you trying to play hard when you're nothing
要费那么大的劲装黑人呢 but a white boy playing dress-up?
你伤害了我 多米尼克 You hurt me, Dominique.
你伤害了我的心还有灵魂 You hurt my heart and my soul.
你不把肤色当回事 You think color's nothing but a skin tone.
看到我的兄弟尼克了吗 You see my brother Nick there?
我们一起蹲过少管所 We was in juvie together.
他看到了我的肤色下 He sees past my skin
藏着暗夜般漆黑的黑人灵魂 into my dark, black soul.
卡尔 Carl.
菲奥娜怀孕了 我想让全家 Fiona's pregnant and I want the whole family
说服她留下孩子 to talk her into keeping it.
-你来吗 -白妞 我不认识你 - You in? - White girl, I don't know you.
加拉格先生 Mr. Gallagher,
来办公室我们谈谈 I'd like a word with you in my office.
会有办法弥补的 There are ways to make things right.
那人瘫痪了 你有负罪感吗 The man is paralyzed. You feeling guilty?
他在家肯定需要帮助 He's gonna need help around the house.
多谢你们能来 Hey, thanks for coming.
你发短信来说很紧急 Well, your text said 911 and--
我不小心剪断了邻居的摩托车刹车线 I accidentally cut our neighbor's motorcycle brake cable,
现在他要瘫痪终生了 and now he's paralyzed for life.
-凯文 -什么 - Kevin! - What?
老天 大声说出来后感觉太好了 God, it just feels good to say it out loud.
我回头解释 你怎么回事 脸色这么差 I'll explain later. What's going on with you? You look like hell.
小凯 找个桌子坐下点餐 Hey, uh, Kev, grab a table and order.
哥们 Hey, man.
害一人瘫痪 Paralyzed a dude.
剪了他的刹车线 Cut his brake cable.
牛逼 Cool.
要菜单吗 Want a menu?
我怀孕了 I'm pregnant.
-什么 -是的 - What? - Yep.
等等 你不是说是黛比怀孕吗 Wait. Debbie is pregnant, you said.
事实证明我们家现在买一送一了 Turns out we got a two-for-one over at our place.
这就像个恶心的玩笑 小维 It's like a fucking sick joke, V.
我们都被搞大了肚子 她想留住孩子 We're both knocked up, she wants to keep hers,
伊恩恨死我了 卡尔变成了他妈的罪犯 Ian hates my guts, Carl is, like, turning into a fucking criminal,
我还 and I'm, like--
-妈的 这是怎么回事 -是因为荷尔蒙 - Shit, what is this? - It's the hormones.
孩子出生前你开始泪如雨下 You just start leaking down your face until the babies are born.
出生后你就奶如雨下了 Then you start leaking out your titties.
谁的孩子 Whose is it?
肖恩的 Sean's.
也许是古斯的 Or maybe Gus'.
也有可能是吉米的 Possibly Jimmy's.
-这不好笑 -抱歉 - That's not funny. - I'm sorry.
也许这不值得嘲笑但值得淫笑 Maybe not funny "Ha-ha" but funny slutty.
你要告诉他们吗 You gonna tell any of them?
不会 因为我不打算要这个孩子 No, 'cause I'm not gonna have it.
你不准备告诉肖恩 You're not gonna tell Sean?
不 没必要告诉他 No. There's no reason to.
但我觉得我得去见见古斯 But I think I got to go see Gus.
他妈的黛比 Fucking Debbie.
她指责我对古斯避而不见 She accused me of ghosting him,
我明白她现在15岁了 and I get that she's 15 and by definition
所以才这么婊 但是这 that makes her a bitch, but it's, like,
真的让我很恼火 really fucking with me.
你会很恼火 因为这是事实 It's fucking with you 'cause it's true.
你确实对他避而不见 You did ghost him.
你从没结束这段感情 You never ended it.
你没把戒指还他 You never gave him back his ring.
我明白 I know.
话说回来 And it's like,
她不能留下这孩子 可... she can't have this baby, but...
...不把我自己这烂摊子收拾好 ...there's no chance she's gonna listen to me
她永远不会听我的 until I clean up my own shit.
他们乐队今晚有演出 His band's got a gig tonight.
在脸书上都刷屏了 It's all over Facebook.
去见他 Go and see him,
告诉黛比 and then tell Debbie that
你在振作起来 you're getting your house in order
同样 未成年的她也该 and she should do the same
拿掉肚子里面的孩子 in the form of evacuating her underage womb.
学生们都在议论 Students talk.
不管是走廊里 还是食堂 They talk in the corridors, in the cafeteria.
他们都在议论 并且他们以为 They talk, and they seem to think
稍微把嗓门放低些 that if they lower their bellowing voices only slightly
我就不会听到 that I can't hear them.
但我的听力跟狗一样灵敏 加拉格先生 But I have the ears of a dog, Mr. Gallagher,
如狗的听力和战士般的灵魂 the ears of a dog and the soul of a warrior.
我听说你在出售武器 小伙子 Heard you're selling weapons, son.
韦斯特蒙特上个月发生了一起校园枪击案 There was a school shooting at Westmont last month,
三名学生和两名老师受到枪击 three kids and two teachers shot.
还有布里奇蒙中学 And Bridgemont Middle School,
一个13岁的孩子没了条腿 13-year-old lost a leg.
现在戴着假肢一瘸一拐的 Hobbling around on a peg now.
-那又怎样 -那又怎样 - So? - So?
你不在乎自己同学的安全 You don't care about your fellow man.
我要把格洛克枪 I want a Glock.
九毫米口径半自动带扩充弹夹 A nine-millimeter semi with an extended mag
但不要能杀死警察的真子弹 but no cop-killer bullets.
我要空包弹 I need hollow tips.
我不能冒险打穿枪手再伤到 Can't have my bullet going through the shooter
某个无辜的孩子 into some innocent kid.
库存清单和工资单都做好了 Hey, inventory and payroll are done,
明天的订货也到了 and tomorrow's orders are in.
我可以去办点事吗 Do you mind if I, uh, go handle some shit that needs handling?
可以 前提是你要 No, I don't mind a bit
告诉我是什么事 if you tell me what's going on.
-谢谢 -家里的事 - Thanks. - Just family stuff.
-我觉得你在胡扯 -什么意思 - I call bullshit. - What do you mean?
我的意思是 告诉我发生了什么事 What I mean is, tell me what's going on.
除了我15岁的妹妹 Besides my 15-year-old sister
想毁了我和她的生活之外还有什么事 planning to ruin her life and mine?
好吧 Yeah.
闪烁其词 满嘴胡言可骗不了我 I can tell when somebody's being cagey or full of shit
因为大多数的时候我就是这样 'cause I spent most of my life being both.
你这是在安慰我吗 Is that supposed to comfort me?
我的意思是你跟我直说就行 I'm saying direct's a better approach with me.
那好吧 Fine.
我要去诊所 I'm gonna go to the clinic
看看能不能替黛比预约个医生 然后... to see if I can make an appointment for Debbie, and then...
...今晚我要去见古斯 ...I'm gonna go see Gus tonight.
是丈夫古斯 还是奥古斯都·盖乌斯[屋大维] Husband Gus? Augustus Gus?
你还认识别的古斯吗 Do you know another Gus?
不认识 找他干什么 No. Why?
我想去跟他说分手 I want to tell him that it's over.
我相信他很清楚 Pretty sure he knows.
跟他道歉 Tell him I'm sorry.
把他祖母的戒指还给他 Give him back his grandmother's ring.
那你刚才为什么不直说 Why would you not just tell me that?
我不知道 可能是觉得难以启齿吧 I don't know. Felt personal somehow.
好吧 Okay.
去办你该办的事吧 Go and do what you need to do.
谢谢 Thanks.
我一直在找你 Been looking for you.
我这就走了 找我什么事 I was just leaving. What do you want?
黛比把好消息告诉我了 Debbie told me the good news.
我真是高兴地不得了 I could just weep with joy.
我的天 弗兰克 放开我 Oh, God. Jesus, Frank. Let go of me.
要不要我去恭喜下孩子父亲 Can I congratulate the papa-to-be?
不行 You cannot.
你屋子里跟你接吻的那人吗 Is it the guy you were kissing in here?
还是另有其人 Are there multiple options to it?
喂 多米尼克 当我的马子吧 Hey, yo, Dominique, I want you to be my baby.
你就是我要寻觅的灵魂伴侣 It's your heart, your soul, and body that I seek.
你是有什么毛病 What is the matter with you?
加拉格先生 我想推荐你为我校的 Mr. Gallagher, I just wanted to commend you as a fine,
杰出非裔美国人 upstanding African-American citizen of our proud school.
谢谢你 校长 Thank you, principal.
先生 无意冒犯 但他是白人 Sir, no disrespect, but he's white.
别开玩笑了 Don't be ridiculous.
我希望能涌现出更多像卡尔 More of our African-American youth
这样的非裔美国青年 should be like young Carl here.
觉不觉得有点过了 Think that was too much?
算了 算是取得一点进展了 Nah, I think we gained some ground.
好了 咱们干正事儿去 A'ight, let's do some business.
欢迎回家 邻局
他怎么样了 要回家了 How is he? Coming home?
是的 不过是因为他不信任他的医生 Yeah, but only because he doesn't trust his doctors.
原因是那些医生是移民还是什么的 Something about them being immigrants or something.
那个 他不也是移民吗 Uh, well, isn't he an immigrant?
他都瘫痪了 He's paralyzed.
咱们就别在这儿损他了 I don't think we should be criticizing him.
你肯帮他清理院子也真是心善啊 It's very nice of you to clean up his yard.
真是位好邻居 Very neighborly.
我们也应该为他做点事 Yeah, we should do something for him too.
比如布置个漂亮的花园出来 Maybe plant a nice garden.
又或者是种点玫瑰花 修个新草坪什么的 Ooh, maybe roses and a new lawn.
我觉得你俩最好别再烦他了 I think maybe it's the best if you two just stay clear.
我要去接他了 I'm gonna pick him up
几小时后就带他回来 and I'm gonna bring him back in a couple hours.
也许咱们该建个新围栏 Maybe a new fence.
她觉得我怀孕了 She thinks just 'cause I'm pregnant
就意味着我要辍学 显然不是这么回事 means I'm gonna drop out, which it obviously doesn't,
但她要是把孩子生下来 那这事儿就容易多了 but if she has her baby, it'll be so much easier
因为再怎么样她也要照看她的孩子 'cause she'll be taking care of hers anyway,
那我去上学的时候她就可以顺便也照看我的了 so she can just watch mine while I go to school.
别在里面瞎搞了 我们要尿尿 Stop screwing in there. We need to pee!
算了 我就在水槽里尿了 Forget it. I'm gonna pee in the sink.
老天 这都是些什么破事儿 God, this is such bullshit.
也难怪少女妈妈们不得不辍学 This is why teen moms drop out of high school
即便我们正处于生孩子的黄金时期 even though we are in our prime childbearing years.
你不能那样做 Uh, you can't do that.
怀孕对我的膀胱的压迫 My pregnancy is no less punishing to my bladder
可不必瘫痪对你的压迫小 对吧 than your paralysis is to yours. Right?
我正要擦屁股呢 I'm trying to wipe.
你能不能转过头去 Do you mind?
-菲奥娜·加拉格 -在 - Fiona Gallagher. - Yeah.
来访原因是 Reason for visit?
我怀孕了 我想要 Uh, I'm pregnant and I need a--
-我们想要了解下产前护理 -不 我们不需要 - We'd like to learn about prenatal care, please. - No, we wouldn't.
你们是来和医生讨论各种方案吗 You're here to discuss your options?
-我是来堕胎的 -不 她不是 - I'm here to get an abortion... - No, she's not.
不过他们说我得先来预约尿检 But they said I need to make an appointment for a pee test.
她来尿检并在地狱预约个位置 A pee test and a reservation in hell.
老天呐 Jesus Christ.
他老人家可是反对堕胎的 He's opposed to abortion.
我敢肯定这有记载 I'm pretty sure that's on record.
今天能帮我做吗 就现在 Can we do it today? Like, right now?
你妈要是听到你说这话肯定会流泪的 Your mother would weep if she heard you say that.
你能让他走吗 Can you make him leave?
我要是走了 我就去告诉孩子他爸 If I leave, I'm gonna go talk to the baby daddy.
-你不是孩子他爸 -我是孩子他外公 - You're not the father? - I am the grandfather.
老天 我真喜欢这称呼 My God, I love the way that sounds.
你要是敢去找肖恩 我就趁你他妈睡着的时候 You go anywhere near Sean, and I will set you on fire
放火把你烧死 in your fucking sleep.
关于那个预约 About that appointment.
我们今天做不了 但是我们可以预约下周 We can't do it today, but we can schedule for next week.
到时会给你做药流 所以需要有个人来接你 You'll be medicated, so you'll need somebody to pick you up.
你有丈夫或是男友吗 You have a husband or boyfriend?
-我可以 -她两个都有 - I can-- - She has both.
-都是些什么人在我院子里 -就一些邻居 - Who's in my yard? - Oh, some of the neighbors.
他们想要为你做点事儿 They want to do something nice for you.
她们在乱扔我的东西 They're throwing away all my shit!
天杀的臭娘们儿 You goddamn kunas!
我要先宰了你 臭婊子 I'll kill you first, xekoliaras!
我的天 Jesus Christ!
死贱人 You stupid b--
我是来清空垃圾桶的 Uh, I was just gonna empty the trash.
-我该回避吗 -不用不用 - Should I come back? - No. No, no, no.
进来吧 这位是尤恩斯教授 Come in. Uh, this is Professor Youens.
是他打的电话 帮你争取到了工作 He made the call to get you the job.
谢谢你 我真的万分感谢 Thank you. I really appreciate it.
这要怎么读啊 How do you pronounce that?
-"达夫"吗 -是"戴夫" - "Dav"? - Dave.
伊恩 他叫伊恩 Uh, Ian. His name's Ian.
伊恩 你看着挺小啊 还在读高中吗 You look young, Ian. You still in high school?
没有 他 No, he, uh--
我退了学 参了军 I dropped out. Joined the army.
美国陆军什么时候开始收高中辍学生了 Since when does the U.S. Army accept high school dropouts?
他们不收 我以利普的身份参军的 They don't. I registered as Lip.
说来话长 It's a long story.
-他和你一样聪明吗 -没有 - He as smart as you? - No.
是的 他很聪明 Yeah, he's smart.
利普才是我们家的天才 Lip is the genius of the family.
所以这给了你辍学的理由 So that gives you an excuse for not finishing?
你似乎挺聪明 You seem plenty smart,
而且你不太适合穿"达夫"的制服 and Dav's uniform doesn't really suit you.
你想去吃点东西吗 You want to get some food or something?
好啊 Yeah.
好 Cool.
-菲欧娜在吗 -打盹呢 - Fiona here? - Napping.
但愿她能梦见她那未出世的孩子 Hopefully dreaming of her unborn child.
我们得说服她留下孩子 We need to convince her to keep it.
-她是谁 -这位是胡安妮塔 - Who's she? - That's Juanita.
胡安妮塔 Juanita...
这是我的女儿黛比
她要生孩子了
是因为来不及堕胎吗
谢谢 Gracias.
饿死我了 I'm starving.
宝宝得吃东西 Baby needs to eat.
是时候让你学学伟大的加拉格家艺术之 Time for you to learn the grand Gallagher art
寄生美国政府 of living off the American government.
我得去接利亚姆 我跟小维说过我会照顾他 Well, I have to pick up Liam, and I told V I'd babysit.
-我去接他 -你去吗 - Yo, I'll get Liam. - You will?
我要把他介绍给一个人 I need to introduce him to somebody.
你要是有意见 就把我的鸡腿还回来 You got a problem with that, you can give my drumstick back.
随便你 Whatever.
好 我们去接小利亚姆 A'ight, we'll go pick up little homey
然后去找多米尼克 and pay Dominique a visit.
她得明白我的血统 She need to understand the bloodlines around here.
你那教授挺浑的啊 So your professor's kind of a dick, huh?
他没什么恶意 Oh, he's fucking harmless.
其实他让我想起了弗兰克 只不过他... He actually reminds me of Frank, only he's, uh--
地位高 Privileged?
我本来想说有工作 嘿 璜奎英 I was gonna say employed. Yo, Joaquin.
-你好啊 兄弟 -你好啊 - Hey, hey, what's up, brother? - What's up, man?
这是我的弟弟伊恩 Hey, this is my brother Ian.
-你好啊 伊恩 -你好 - What's up, Ian? - 'Sup?
那篇关于薛定谔的猫的论文你写完了吗 Hey, did you get that paper done on Schrodinger's cat?
要被那玩意儿给烦死了 Ah, that shit fucks with me, man.
我懂的 因为我们的观察 I know, right? It's like shit exists
它才存在 并随着我们的观察而改变 because we're observing it, changes based on us observing it.
是啊 就跟那些妹子一样 Yeah, it's like those girls.
比如说 如果此刻我们没在看着她们的话 Like, if we weren't here right now to see them,
也许她们就不会欢笑连连了 they might not be laughing.
-是吧 -是啊 - Right? - Right.
你们在扯些什么鬼 The fuck you talking about?
-量子物理学 -量子力学 - Quantum physics. - Quantum mechanics.
还以为你们在说猫呢 Thought you were talking about a cat.
也算吧 只不过... We kind of--kind of are; it's just--it's--
你懂的 这很复杂 you know, it's complicated.
这 这说来话长 It's a--it's a long story.
我得去打卡下班 I got to clock out.
行 那我们回头宿舍见 Yeah, well, I'll catch you back at the dorms, though, right?
福利可不像它的名称听起来这么简单 Welfare is not as simple as the name makes it sound.
你需要精打细算 It requires careful calculations,
文件要合规 再加上一点运气 proper paperwork, and a little bit of luck.
一个宝宝一个月能领357美元 Now, one baby is worth $357 a month,
双胞胎宝宝还可以多拿154美元 but twins will get you an extra $154.
你男友家族有双胞胎基因吗 Do twins run in your boyfriend's family?
我没有男友 我也不想承认男方家庭 I don't have a boyfriend and I don't acknowledge his family.
好 Okay.
如果宝宝有内翻足或是兔唇情况 So if the baby has a club foot or a harelip,
还可以多领100美元 that's worth an extra $100,
所以你最好减少补充产前维生素 so you might want to lighten up on the prenatal vitamins.
先天智力缺陷领的福利更棒 Mental deficits are worth a lot,
但养起来成本特高 but they cost a lot,
所以你叶酸还是得吃一点 so don't cut out the folic acid completely.
所有维生素我都会正常吃 I'm taking all my vitamins.
也行 随你开心 Okay. Suit yourself.
先帮你们俩都登记了 We'll get you all signed up here.
然后我们再劝你姐姐 Then we'll work on your sister.
她有够固执 She's so stubborn.
她已经预约好要去堕胎了 She's already made an appointment to terminate.
真糟糕 Shit.
你知道如何做出干预吗 Do you know how to do an Intervention?
指强行让深陷问题的对象接受专业救助
知道 Yeah. Yes.
不过我这还是第一次不是干预对象 Never been on this side of one of those.
真令人兴奋 That's exciting.
堕胎干预 An abortion intervention.
"阻堕"行动 An inter-vortion.
我该给它注册个商标 I should trademark that.
下午好 女士 Good afternoon, ma'am.
这位是我的抚养对象 This is my dependent,
而她也即将要有自己的抚养对象 and she's about to have a dependent of her own.
我们需要相关文件表格 We'll need the proper forms.
好 这些给你 Okay, here you go.
看见没 See?
免费拿钱 Free money.
不对 Uh, nope.
缺了贫困家庭临时救助表格 We're missing the TANF forms.
我们不是新手了 We're not new at this.
今天简直像"带女儿来上班日" It's like Bring Your Daughter to Work Day.
有事吗 Yes?
小多在吗 Dom here?
不在 Nope.
她就站在那 Wh--she's right there.
她不在 No, she's not.
我想让她见见我弟 I want her to meet my brother.
小多 这是我弟 Dom, this is my brother.
说"你好" 利亚姆 Say what up, Liam.
你好 利亚姆 What up, Liam?
你弟弟 Your brother?
-还是你老兄 -我亲弟弟 - Or your bro? - My blood, sir.
同父同母 Same mom, same pops.
小多一天到晚喊我白人 Dom be calling me white all day,
所以我得证明 so I had to make a point, sir.
他只是皮肤比我黑一些 Just 'cause his skin is a little darker than mine
不代表我就是白人 ain't no reason to call a nigga white.
我给你十秒钟先跑 I'm gonna give you a ten-second head start.
你最好使劲跑 小鬼 You better run, boy.
把你的奥胖带着 And take Shaq with you.
滚 Go!
-十 九 -我不会死心的 - Ten, nine, - I won't stop seeing you!
-小多 我不会死心的 -八 - Dom, I won't stop seeing you! - eight...
七 六 五 四 三 二 seven, six... five, four, three, two.
我感觉我要吐了 Feel like I'm gonna throw up.
-是因为荷尔蒙 -这回不是 - It's the hormones. - Not this time.
-跟他谈谈就好了 -我不知道该说什么 - Just talk to him. - I don't know what to say.
"我可能怀了其他男人的小孩 How about, "I'm pregnant with what may be
我们最好还是离个婚 戒指还给你" another man's baby, so we should probably get a divorce.
如何 Here's your ring."
见鬼 Oh, shit.
去吧 长痛不如短痛 Go ahead. Rip the Band-Aid.
我收到了你的邀请 Got an invite on Facebook.
你应该还在群发列表里 Yeah, I guess you're still on the mailing list.
应该吧 Guess so.
你气色挺好 You look good.
之前的事我们还没来得及... I guess, you know, the way we left things, I--
-古斯 -我马上来 - Gus. - Yeah, I'm coming.
很高兴你能来 I'm glad you're here.
是吗 You are?
我为你写了一首歌 I wrote a song for you.
真的吗 You did?
你会留下吗 You gonna hang out?
好的 当然 Yeah, sure.
那我们过会再聊 Can we talk after?
好的 Sure.
皆大欢喜 比我预想的顺利 Nobody's bleeding, so that went better than I expected.
我也觉得 Yeah, me too.
你想喝点东西吗 You want to get us drinks?
要留下吗 We're staying?
是的 Yeah.
你来了 Hey, what up?
你们每晚都这么嗨吗 This happen every night?
没 大多数时候而已 Nah, just most nights.
我还挺喜欢大学的 I think I like college.
今晚有一位特别来宾 So, uh, we have a special guest tonight.
就是我的妻子 My wife is here.
我有些日子没见到她了 Haven't seen her for a while.
她就坐着那里 She's right over there.
向大家挥挥手 菲奥娜 Give a little wave, Fiona.
这首歌为你而写 宝贝 This song's for you, babe.
歌名叫《F打头的词》 It's called "The F Word".
*当我年少时* When I was young, I remember,
*大人教我别说F打头那个词* I was taught not to say the F word.
*我想我忘记了* I guess I forgot
*所以作为一名坦率的成年人* as a grown man with an open heart inside,
*我娶了一位F姓女子* I got married to a F word
*从此我的心渐如死灰* and my heart slowly die.
*这首歌为菲奥娜而写* And it is for Fiona,
*用我炽热火焰般的真心* with a festal flaming fire.
*这首歌为菲奥娜而写* And it is for Fiona.
*和你在一起我曾幸福得快飞起来* I felt like I could fly.
*但该死的菲奥娜* But then fuckin' Fiona
*却到处操男人* was fucking everyone.
*去你妈的菲奥娜* So fuck you Fiona,
*现在我也在操别人* cuase' now I'm fucking, though.
*去你妈的菲奥娜* Fuck you Fiona,
*狗屁炽热火焰般的真心* with your festal flaming fire.
*去你妈的菲奥娜* Fuck you Fiona,
*我曾经幸福得快飞起来* I felt like I could fly.
*但该死的菲奥娜* But then fuckin' Fiona,
*她却到处操男人* you know that she was fucking everyone.
*去你妈的菲奥娜* So fuck you Fiona,
*现在我也在操别人* cuase' now I'm fucking, though.
完蛋 我嗨了 Shit, I'm wasted.
医用大麻加上催尿级啤酒不嗨才怪 It's medical-grade weed plus piss-grade beer.
我看东西全是重影 I'm seeing triple.
我得睡一觉 I think I need to crash.
我也是 Me too.
不介意我在这留宿吧 Mind if I crash here?
当然不 Yeah, of course.
可能还得多呆些日子 Like, for a while.
我讨厌呆在家里 I hate it at home.
菲奥娜和黛比总是吵架 Fiona and Debbie are always fighting,
她还把我当五岁小孩看 and she treats me like I'm five.
换个环境应该不错 Change of scene would be nice.
而且咱哥俩大半辈子都共住一间房 Plus I figure we shared a room, like, our whole life.
对啊 Yeah.
没错 Yeah.
不是 我的意思是 No, I mean, um...
有时候海伦娜会过来 yeah, you know, it's just... Helene comes over sometimes.
好吧 你这个色胚 Okay, the salty dog.
她来的时候我会走的 I'll clear out when she's here.
还有 我现在是舍监 You know, and I'm the R.A. now, and--
说不上 我只是感觉 I don't know, I just--I guess I feel like
我争取到了自己的空间 I kind of earned my space or whatever.
但你今晚可以睡这儿 But you can totally crash tonight.
以后哪天想来睡也可以 Or any night, you know.
就是别把你的东西搬过来就好 Just don't move your shit in is all I'm saying.
你又抽烟 You smoking now?
我马上就戒掉 Oh, I'll quit soon.
你还好吗 You okay?
很好 Yeah.
只是想见你了 Just wanted to see you.
那就好 Nice.
晚餐怎么样 How was dinner?
度日如年 Well, it was slow.
古斯怎么样 How was Gus?
很生气 Angry.
就是说进展还不错 So it went well, then.
跟期望的差不多 About as well as you'd expect, you know,
但是加了音乐 only with music.
你把戒指还给他了吗 Did you give him back his ring?
没有 听了几首歌我就回来了 No, I left after a few songs.
你今天怎么样 How'd you do today
有吸毒吗 with the whole not doing drugs?
我今天不错 Oh, I did great,
是说我没有吸毒 in that I did not do drugs.
你在哭吗 You crying?
我操 Motherfucker.
你想要结束吗 You gonna end it?
结束什么 What?
结束我们的关系 因为我又吸毒了 Between us because of my slip.
-我没有 -你确定吗 - No. - You sure?
因为你的举止很奇怪 Because you've been acting really weird,
而且你还哭了 and you're crying now, and, uh...
不是的 是因为古斯给我写了一首歌 No, it's 'cause Gus wrote a song about me
名字叫《F打头的词》 called "The F Word," .
他还当着100多个人的面唱出来了 And he played it in front of about 100 people.
真够娘们的 That is such a pussy move.
换做是我 我会把你房子烧了 If I were him, I'd have just burned your house down.
我太他妈的爱你了 知道吗 I fucking love you, okay?
我知道 Okay.
我只是有点累了 I'm just fried.
没事的 宝贝 It's all right, babe.
我要回家好好睡一觉 你来吗 I'm gonna go home and crash. You want to come?
不了 我还得去参加一个互助会 No, I'm got to hit another meeting.
要我送你回去吗 You want me to walk you?
不用了 No.
你去参加你的互助会吧 I want you to make your meeting.
给我唱几句《F打头的词》"呗 Hey, sing me some of "The F Word"?
你们在搞什么 What the fuck?
菲奥娜 这是"阻堕"行动 Fiona, this is an inter-vortion.
-正在申请专利 -是什么 - Trademark pending. - A what?
我们要阻止你毁灭自己的灵魂 We are here to stop you from destroying your soul,
这个家庭和我的遗产 也就是你子宫里 this family, and my legacy, which all live in the form
那条脆弱的生命 of a defenseless fetus in your womb.
-你在搞笑吗 -我是来支持你的 - Are you serious? - I came to back you.
我来是因为我把一个人搞瘫痪了 I came 'cause I paralyzed a dude.
-小凯 -我只是想说出来 - Kev. - I just like to say it.
这可是违抗上帝的罪行 It's a crime against God.
你最近一次去教堂是什么时候 When was the last time you went to church?
我每天都为比安卡点蜡烛 I light candles for Bianca daily.
除了为了去偷布施盘里的钱 Other than to steal from the offering plate?
我们的主教叫什么名字 What's the name of our pope?
正确的称呼是神父 He prefers to go by Holy Father.
你能背出一个祷告词吗 Can you recite one prayer?
这与我无关 菲奥娜 This isn't about me, Fiona.
这关系到加拉格家族的传统 This is about the Gallaghers.
加拉格家从不堕胎 Gallaghers don't abort.
不 他们只是生完孩子后就不管不问 No, they just abandon their kids once they have them,
或是自己喝高了 完全忘记孩子的存在 or they drink so much, they can't remember them.
嘣 回的漂亮 Boom! Good one.
我们那是遵从爱尔兰的养育方法 That's the Irish way.
我们没法改变家族上千年的醉酒进化史 We can't help thousands of years of inebriated evolution.
你难道是说你不希望我们当初生下了你 Are you saying you wish we didn't have you?
因为你妈妈当时是不想要你的 Because your mother didn't want to.
不是说加拉格家从不堕胎吗 Thought Gallaghers didn't abort.
我一直没让她堕胎 直到最后一个 I kept her from it until that last one at the end.
在你生完六个以后 After you've pushed out six,
理应领到张"自由离开地狱"卡 God gives you a "Get out of hell free" Card.
要是黛比和我有了孩子 Where are you and your friend gonna sleep
你和你的朋友要睡在哪儿 if Debbie and I have babies?
我肯定要把你们的房间改造成婴儿房 Cause I'll need to turn your room into a nursery for sure.
哈 完爆 Ha! Burn.
别杀孩子 菲奥娜 Don't kill babies, Fiona.
我不会杀任何孩子的 I won't kill any babies.
我只是把肚子里的一些细胞给抽掉 I'll just have some cells in my tummy vacuumed out, okay?
我信任你 你却告诉了所有人 I confided in you, and you told everyone.
因为我关心你 Because I care about you.
你是说我没有权利做决定吗 Are you saying I don't have the right to choose?
不 我是女权主义 我相信你有权利 No. I'm a feminist. I believe you have that right.
告诉她你的感受 Tell her your feelings.
我想让我们的孩子一起玩耍 I want our babies to play together.
他们是表亲 They're cousins!
他们不是孩子 也不是表亲 They are not babies. They are not cousins.
他们现在只是肉瘤 They are the size of warts right now,
当你长了一个肉瘤 你把它冷冻起来剔掉它 and when you get a wart, you freeze it off.
该死 太冷血了 Damn, that's cold.
你又不是在看网球赛直播 You are not watching a tennis match on TV.
-大家都听得见你说话 -抱歉 - People can hear you. - Sorry.
小维 你是个母亲 V, you're a mother.
你会把你的孩子当作肉瘤冷冻起来剔掉吗 Do you wish you'd frozen your babies like warts?
不会 我爱我的孩子 No, I love my babies,
但我不是15岁生的她们 but I wasn't 15 when I had them.
我们不是在讨论我 而是在讨论菲奥娜 We're not talking about me. We're talking about Fiona.
我饿了 吃早饭吧 I'm hungry. Breakfast?
那是因为你现在不是一个人在吃 That's because you're eating for two.
弗兰克 再多说一个字 Frank, one more word,
你就得和你外面的朋友挤床垫了 you'll be sharing a mattress with your friends out back.
孩子会咬你的乳头 吐在你嘴里 Babies bite your nipples, spit up in your mouth,
扩张你的阴道 stretch out your punany.
好好想想吧 Think about that.
我来帮你 Here, let me help with that.
我能搞定 I got it.
我说了我能搞定 I said I got it.
也许是我吐的 It's probably my puke.
我能搞定 I got it.
你在生气吗 Pissed about something?
没有 No.
我只是想帮你 I just wanted to help.
我不想要你帮忙 Hey, I just don't want your help.
到底怎么了 Well, what's up?
我很忙 I'm busy.
我们中总有些人要工作混口饭吃 Some of us actually have to work for a living.
是啊 我也工作 Yeah, no, I-I work.
你到底怎么回事 All right, what's your problem?
这就是我的归宿 利普 This is it for me, Lip.
这份工作 这就是我的生活 This job. This is where I land.
所以你想跑来跟我抱怨 So you want to come to me and talk about how hard
你他妈助教的工作... your fucking job is as a teacher's assistant...
我从来没说过 I never said that--
而我却在清理你的呕吐物 while I clean up your goddamn puke?
听着 如果你想找更好的工作 Look, if you want a better job,
你可以重新回高中上学 you can go back to high school.
好吗 没人逼你辍学 All right? Nobody made you drop out.
去死吧 Fuck you.
你才去死 Fuck you. All right?
我帮你找了这份工作 现在你又不想做了 I got you this job, man. Now you don't want it?
你觉得你争取到了自己的空间 You won't share your room because you think
所以你不愿意和我分享 you've earned your space,
然后你和你那群操蛋的 and then you sit around and laugh at me
大学朋友嘲笑我 with your fucking shitty bitch college friends
张口闭口就是"教"啊"食"的 and say words like "Prof" and "Caf"
搞得你们好像忙到没时间说完一个词一样 like you're too fucking busy to finish your goddamn words,
而你竟然说我是有问题的那个 but I'm the one with the problem?
操 Fuck!
该死 够了 伙计 Shit. That's enough, man.
-够了 -住手 - That's enough, man. - Let go!
没事 放开他 It's okay. Let him go!
你想让我看他打你吗 You want me to let him hit you?
-操 -那好 - Fuck! - Fine!
哥不干了 Fucking done!
操 Fuck.
打扰下 你是卡尔·加拉格吗 Excuse me, Carl Gallagher?
什么事 Yeah?
我有事找你谈 I need a word.
我认识你吗 Do I know you?
不 我是教AP微积分的 No. I teach AP Calculus.
我几乎确定你是永远达不到上课标准的 I'm almost certain you never will qualify.
那我们要谈什么 All right, so what are we talking about here?
希望我们能谈谈史密斯威森女用手枪 Hopefully we're talking about a Smith & Wesson lady model.
粉红色枪柄就更好了 Pink handle would be nice.
我有现金 I have cash.
已经把辍学加入你的少女妈妈简历里了吗 Already adding high school dropout to your teen mom resume?
菲奥娜 我希望你能支持我的决定 Fiona, I want you to support my decision.
你不想要孩子 没问题 You don't want to have yours, that's fine.
如果那真是你想要的 我会支持你 I will support that if it's what you really want to do.
但我需要你也支持我 But I need you to support me too,
因为没人支持我 because no one else does.
家人不支持 邻居不支持 Not our family, not our neighbors,
学校也不支持 只有弗兰克支持 not my school, just Frank,
可他是弗兰克 and he's Frank.
求你了 菲奥娜 Please, Fiona.
如果你爱我 你就支持我生下这个小孩 If you love me, you will support my decision in having this baby
因为我知道我会是个好妈妈的 because I know I'm going to be a great mom.
你会是个好妈妈 You are gonna be a great mom.
只是不是现在 Just not yet.
我们可以在十年后都做好准备时 Hey, we can have babies together in ten years
一起生小孩 when we're ready.
时机最重要 Because it's all about timing,
而现在对我们来说时机并不合适 and the timing is not right for us right now.
我们犯了错 We made mistakes,
现在去弥补还不算晚 but it's not too late to fix them.
不 菲奥娜 No, Fiona.
我的小孩不是个错误 Mine wasn't a mistake.
我是故意的 I did it on purpose.
我骗德里克说我有在服用避孕药 I lied to Derek that I was on the pill
因为我知道我想要什么 because I know what I want.
你说得对 You're right.
弗兰克是唯一一个认为此次怀孕 Frank is the only person who thinks this pregnancy
是好事的人 is a good idea.
弗兰克支持你 You have Frank on your side,
你应该担心才是 and that should bother you.
你该去哭 You should be crying,
还有记住一件事 and I want you to really get this too:
如果你生下这个小孩 if you have this baby,
我不会支持你 I will not support you.
物质上 情感上都不会 Not physically, not emotionally.
我一张尿布都不会换 I will not change a fucking diaper.
我不会因为他感冒 哮吼或者疝痛 I will not be woken up in the middle of the night
而半夜三更爬起来 because it has fever or croup or fucking colic
因为我不会让你住在我家 because you will not be living under my roof.
如果你要留着孩子 那你只能自力更生了 You are on your own if you do this.
你请了病假 You called in sick.
对 我感觉不舒服 Yeah, I'm feeling sick.
我没嗑药 神志清醒 I am clean and sober...
前不久抽的那一点海洛因 ...and that small amount of heroin I recently did
也影响不到我的听力和反应 did not affect my ability to listen and respond,
所以如果你想聊聊发生了什么事 if you want to talk about what's going on,
说实话我他妈真希望 which for fuck's sake, I, uh,
你愿意这么做 really hope you do.
趁一个丽萨不注意时我要把另一个丽萨抓走 I'm gonna catch one Lisa while the other Lisa isn't looking
把她活剥了 and skin her alive.
然后用剥下来的皮把另一个丽萨裹进去 Then I'm gonna wrap the other one in the first one's skin
再用球棒殴打她至死 and beat her with a bat until she dies.
不是她们干的 It wasn't them.
你听到没有 亚尼斯 不是她们做的 All right, Yanis? They didn't do it.
丽萨两口子并没有剪掉你的刹车线 The Lisas didn't cut your brake line,
你剥了她们其中一个的皮 so there's no point in skinning one of them
再把另外一个裹进去也毫无意义 and then wrapping the other one in her skin.
等等 你为什么说不是她们俩干的 Hold on a second; what makes you say it wasn't them?
因为你出意外的那天 她们出城了 Because the Lisas were out of town the day of your accident.
那我知道是谁了 I know who it was, then.
听着 亚尼斯 Look, Yanis--
街角那个开奥迪的人渣律师 That lawyer motherfucker on the corner with the Audi.
那个傻逼有钱人 That gentrifying piece of skata.
我要杀了他的孩子 I'm gonna kill his kids
然后把他们的睾丸串成肉串给他吃 and feed him their testicles on a shish kebab.
不行 哥们 你不能那样 No, man, what? That's not right.