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每个人都喜欢周末。这是一个放松和放松的时间。 Everybody loves the weekend. It's a time to relax and unwind.
除非你是我。 Unless you're me.
我在跑腿！我的优惠券在哪里？ I'm running errands! Where are my coupons?
就在我的单子旁边。我的单子呢？ They were right here next to my list. Where's my list?
然后是时间去做那些你在前五天没做的事。 Then it's a time to do all the crap you didn't get done the other five days.
妈妈，你能带我，卡莉和香农去看电影吗？ Mom, can you take me, Carly, and Shannon to the movies?
亲爱的，我已经忙不过来了。别的妈妈就不能做吗？ Honey, I'm already swamped. Can't one of the other moms do it?
香农的妈妈已经开始接电话了，卡莉的妈妈要在沙发上待一周， Well, Shannon's mom is already picking up, and Carly's mom has to stay on the couch for a week,
因为卡莉的爸爸不小心把她的脚撞到了车门上。 because Carly's Dad accidentally slammed her foot in the car door.
幸运的。 Lucky.
爸爸，你能带我们去吗？ Dad, can you take us?
哦，我得去五金店，那是完全相反的方向。 Oh, I have to go to the hardware store, and that's in the whole opposite direction.
再说，我也不想。 Plus, I don't really want to.
足球。以后。 Football. Later.
-哦，阿克塞尔！你能放下我吗？——什么? - Oh, Axl! Will you drop me... - What?
你的上唇是怎么回事？ What you got going on on your upper lip there?
那是土吗？ Is that dirt?
不，是头发，好吗？ No, it's hair, okay?
橄榄球队所有的小伙子都在蓄胡子，准备参加附加赛。 All the guys on the football team are growing beards for the play-offs.
你在做什么？ And what are you doin'?
哦。滑稽的,爸爸。 Oh. Hilarious, Dad.
提醒你一下，这是两天前的，根据胡子大师的说法。Com, For your F.Y.I., this is only two days old, and according to beard-guru. Com,
我的头发长得比同龄人都要高。 I'm showing above average hair growth for my age.
我觉得它看起来很棒，阿克塞尔。完全男子气概。 I think it looks great, Axl. Totally manly.
五。 Five it.
所以你能载我去… So will you give me a ride to the...
爸爸，你今天看起来也很有男子气概。 Dad, and you also are looking very manly today.
快上车。 Get in the car.
好了，布里克，你知道该怎么做。 Okay, Brick, you know the drill.
拿一盒让人发胖的东西和几瓶无糖汽水，我们上路吧。 Grab a box of something fattening and a couple of diet sodas, and let's hit the road.
-我不去。——什么? - I'm not going. - What?
对不起，莫妮卡，我做不到。 Sorry Mon, I can't do it.
每次你有任务，都是"上车，布里克。吃点零食，布里克。 Every time you have an errand, it's, "get in the car, Brick. Get a snack, Brick.
我不会再做你的贵宾犬了。我完成了。 I'm not gonna be your poodle anymore. I'm done.
贵宾犬了。我完成了。 Poodle anymore. I'm done.
哦，别这样。帮我跑腿真的那么糟糕吗？ Oh, come on. Is running a few errands with me really that bad?
好吧，苏的草原项目，薄荷色还是蓝绿色？薄荷色还是蓝绿色？ Okay, for Sue's Prairie project, mint or teal? Mint or teal?
哪个能让我们更快离开这里？ Which one gets us out of here faster?
哦,残余。 Ooh, remnants.
你觉得怎么样？ So what do ya think?
恭维还是不恭维？ Flattering or not so much?
我喜欢它。 I love it.
好了，我们要回家了。 Okay, we're heading home.
弗兰基! Frankie!
嘿,宝拉!派对之后我就没见过你了。 Hey, Paula! I haven't seen you since the party.
你知道你走后发生了什么吗？ Did you hear what happened after you left?
这是一个又长又疯狂的故事。你有时间吗？ It's this long, crazy story. Have you got a minute?
确定。 Sure.
你知道我们楼下有个化妆室吧？巴恩斯太太… Well, you know how we have that powder room downstairs? Well, Mrs. Barnes...
我能说什么呢，布里克？ Well, what can I say, Brick?
我们的保姆今天放假，所以除非你有更好的主意， Our staff of nannies has the day off, so unless you got a better idea,
恐怕你得跟着我了。 I'm afraid you're stuck with me.
但你可以做我的优惠券队长。 But you can be my coupon Captain.
其实我有个更好的主意。 Actually I do have a better idea.
我想一个人待在家里。 I want to stay home alone.
是的。这是不可能的。你太年轻了。 Yeah. That's not happening. You're too young.
我已经大到可以在试衣间里勾你的胸罩了。 Oh, I was old enough to hook your bra in the dressing room.
-勾住你的-好吧明白了。 - Hook your - All right. Got it.
天啊，如果跟我一起去这么可怕 Well, gosh, if it's so horrible to come with me,
也许你宁愿整个下午都待在伊迪姨妈和金妮姨妈家。 maybe you'd rather spend the whole afternoon at aunt Edie and aunt Ginny's.
那太好了。 That'd be great.
会吗?因为伊迪姨妈的腿又水肿了 Would it? 'Cause aunt Edie has the edema in her leg again,
它肿得跟西瓜一样大， and it's swollen up to the size of a watermelon,
你不能对此做出反应，否则你会伤害她的感情。 and you can't react to it, or you'll really hurt her feelings.
来吧。 Bring it on.
真的吗?他喜欢阿米莉亚？ Really? He likes Amelia?
但她刚搬来这里。他们彼此几乎不认识。 But she just moved here. They hardly know each other.
哦!她也不喜欢他。 Oh! She doesn't like him back.
她只是利用他来报复茱莉亚，因为她是个背后捅刀子的人。 She's just using him to get back at Julia, 'cause she's a backstabber.
香农，你发短信真快。 Wow, Shannon, you text really fast.
谢谢。你不发短信吗？ Thanks. Don't you text?
这是我妈妈的旧手机。 Uh, well, this is my mom's old phone.
这行不通。我只是把它当时钟用。 It doesn't work. I just use it as a clock.
斯宾塞。 It's Spencer.
好吧!我们都在同一辆车里。让我们用室内的尖叫声。 Okay! We're all in the same car. Let's use our indoor screams.
他跟格雷格和布兰登在一起。他们会在电影院见我们。 He's with Greg and Brandon.They're gonna meet us at the movie.
坚持下去。你从没说过会有男生。 Hang on. Y- you never said there was gonna be boys there.
你妈妈知道这件事吗？ Does your mom know about this?
爸爸，这只是一部电影。 Dad, it's just a movie.
电影不只是给男孩看的。 Well, movies aren't just movies for boys.
就是又大又黑的房间，里面都是女孩。 They're big, dark rooms with girls in them.
不会有事的。你不相信我们吗? Nothing's gonna happen. Don't you trust us?
怎么啦？我听说这是一部好电影。 What? I hear this is a good movie.
所以迈克是来监视麻烦的 So Mike was there to keep an eye out for trouble,
但他很快意识到，真正的威胁不是来自男孩们。 but he soon realized, the real threat wasn't from the boys.
你牙套里有小熊软糖。 You have gummy bear in your braces.
我该怎么办?出去了吗？ I do? Is it out?
现在它出来了吗？ Now is it out?
也许你该去洗手间检查一下。 Maybe you should go to the bathroom and check.
——好的。有人要来吗？-我会的。 - Okay. Anyone want to come? - I will.
哦，一定要这样吗？我真的不擅长占座位。 Oh, do you have to? I'm really bad at saving seats.
好吧。我马上就回来。 Okay. Be back in a flash.
其实我很擅长节省座位。 I'm actually really good at saving seats.
我只是想和你谈谈，可以吗？ I just wanted to talk to you for a sec, if that's cool?
——确定。-你和苏关系很好，对吧？ - Sure. - So you and Sue are really close, right?
咄。她是我最好的朋友。 Duh. She's, like, my best friend.
-所以我才需要你的帮助。——好的。 - That's why I need your help. - Okay.
事情是这样的。周六晚上我要开个睡衣派对， Here's the thing. I'm having this slumber party on Saturday night,
-你被邀请了。-是吗？ - and you're invited. - I am?
但我真的认为我们不应该对苏说这件事。 But I really don't think we should say anything to Sue about it.
那她怎么知道要来呢？ Then how will she know to come?
她不会。 She won't.
这对我来说太难了，因为我非常想邀请她，因为她太贴心了， This is so, so hard for me, because I would totally love to invite her, because she's so sweet,
但我有点担心如果我去了，她可能会觉得不舒服。 but I'm just kind of worried that if I do, she might feel uncomfortable there.
那里会有很多摔跤选手，我不想别人取笑她。 There's just gonna be a lot of Wrestlerettes there, and I don't want people to make fun of her.
我只是对感情过于敏感。 I'm just supersensitive about feelings.
-嗨。-你在干什么？ - Hey. - What are you doing?
你知道你吃的所有食物都神奇地出现在橱柜里吗？ You know how all that food you eat sort of magically appears in the cupboards?
好吧，这是一个幕后的过程。 Well, this is a behind-the-scenes look at that process.
教练说乳制品促进胡须生长。奶酪是奶制品，对吧？ Coach says dairy promotes beard growth. Cheese is dairy, right?
所以…你和阿姨们下午过得怎么样，布里克？ So... How was your afternoon with the aunts, Brick?
令人愉快的。 Delightful.
太可怕了！ It was horrible!
为什么我不能一个人待在家里？我刚满9岁，妈妈！ Why can't I stay home alone? I just turned 9.9, mom!
我长大了。我把树叶耙过了，绑鞋带的事也差不多搞定了。 I'm growing up. I've raked the leaves, and I've almost got that shoe-tying thing down.
对不起，布里克。你还不够大。 I'm sorry, Brick. You're not old enough.
如果这能让你好受点，我也没让阿克塞尔和苏在你这个年纪待在家里。 If it makes you feel any better, I didn't let Axl and Sue stay home at your age, either.
我比他们聪明，你知道的。 I'm smarter than them, and you know it.
弗兰基，你不在场。我从来没见过这样的事。 Frankie, you weren't there. I've never seen anything like it.
这女孩就像邦德里的大反派。 This girl was like a Bond villain.
她说的话看起来很好听，但其实不然。他们是邪恶的。 She says words that seem nice, but they're not. They're evil.
我们说的是香农吗？ Is this Shannon we're talking about?
是的。香农。 Yeah. Shannon.
啊。我很担心她。我以为她是个坏消息。 Ugh. I was worried about her. I thought she might be bad news.
是啊，你想得没错，她要去卡莉那里过夜了。 Yeah, well, you thought right, and she's moving in on Carly with this whole sleepover business.
你知道苏有多喜欢在别人家过夜。 You know how Sue loves a sleepover.
哦。可怜的苏。 Ohh. Poor Sue.
我知道。那你打算怎么办？ I know. So what are you gonna do?
——一文不值。——一文不值? - Nothin'. - Nothin'?
你想让我怎么做？ What do you expect me to do?
不管你怎么处理这事。我不知道。这不是我的领域。 Well, whatever you do about this stuff. I don't know. This isn't my area.
迈克，你不觉得我难受吗？ Mike, you don't think I feel horrible?
我感觉很糟糕，但我无能为力。 I feel horrible, but there's nothing I can do.
等待。你立即行动起来，组织了一场写信运动 Wait. You leapt into action and organized a letter-writing campaign
当他们不再做你喜欢的饼干的时候。 when they stopped making those cookies you liked.
现在我们的女儿就要受伤了，你却什么都不做？ Now our daughter's about to get hurt, and you're gonna do nothin'?
迈克，这可是初中女生的闹剧。 Mike, this is junior high girl drama we're talking about here.
这是一个雷区。相信我。 It's a minefield. Trust me.
你不能就这么踩进去，不然你的腿会被炸掉的。 Ya can't just go stompin' in there, or you'll get your legs blown off.
女孩什么时候变成这样的？我觉得女孩子都很好。 When did girls get like this? I thought girls were nice.
女孩们对彼此都很可怕。你怎么可能不知道？ Girls are horrible to each other. How can you not know that?
我从来没载过他们去看电影。 I've never driven 'em to the movies before.
-所以女生就是这样吗？——是的。 - So this is just how girls are? - Yep.
-我们什么都做不了吗？——没有。 - And there's nothing we can do? - No.
残酷的。我得告诉你，我做女孩连十秒钟都撑不下去。 Brutal. I gotta tell ya, I wouldn't last ten seconds as a girl.
现在你知道我们为什么吃这么多巧克力了吧？ Now you see why we eat so much chocolate?
苏，你多大的时候妈妈让你一个人待在家里？ Sue, how old were you when mom let you stay home alone?
让我们看看。我八岁时她两次不小心丢下我不管，我九岁时她又故意丢下我。 Let's see.She left me alone twice accidentally when I was 8, and then on purpose when I was 9.
什么? ! What?!
首先，这不可能是真的， First of all, there's no way that that's true,
如果这是真的，那是因为女孩比男孩成熟得更快。 and if it is true, it's because girls mature faster than boys.
阿克塞尔，你多大的时候妈妈让你一个人待在家里？ Axl, how old were you when mom let you stay home alone?
你不必回答这个问题！你不是在受审。 You don't have to answer that! You're not on trial here.
嗯。让我们看看。 Huh. Let's see.
嗯…我六岁的时候不小心碰了一下，九岁的时候真的碰了一下。 Uh... Well, accidentally when I was 6, and then for real when I was about 9.
嘿，别担心。每个人成熟的速度都不一样？ Hey, don't sweat it. People just mature at different rates, you know?
好吧，好吧，好吧。这不是一个有趣的发展吗？ Well, well, well. Isn't this an interesting development?
看来我应该得到和我哥哥姐姐一样的信任， Seems I should certain be treated with the same trust as my brother and sister,
他们在我以前来过。你们不同意吗？ who have come before me. Don't you guys agree?
我认为不应该让你一个人呆在家里，但我同意…… I don't think you should be allowed to stay home alone, but I do agree...
和妈妈在一起真是折磨。 It's torture being with mom.
那么会是什么呢？ So what's it gonna be?
我该怎么办？如果我拒绝他，他会认为我不信任他。 What am I supposed to do? If I tell him no, he'll think I don't trust him.
你不信任他。 You don't trust him.
当然不是。你知道他有多分心。 Of course not.You know how distracted he gets.
哦,上帝。还记得上周吗？ Oh, God.Remember last week?
他忘了他在骑自行车。 He forgot he was riding a bike.
听着，和这孩子在一起永远都不会开心的。 Look, it's never gonna be a good time with this kid.
也许我们应该撕掉创可贴，期待最好的结果。 Maybe we should just rip off the band-aid and hope for the best.
这倒提醒了我。他今天早上又吃了一块创可贴。 That reminds me. He ate another band-aid this morning.
是我们的还是他找到的？不要紧。我不想知道。 One of ours or one he found? Never mind. I don't wanna know.
我们有更重要的事要做。 We got bigger fish to fry.
看苏在厨房柜台上留下了什么。 Look what Sue left on the kitchen counter.
“苏和香农——最好的朋友”B.F.F,弗兰基! "Sue and Shannon - B.F.F." B.F.F., Frankie!
-你什么都做不了。-该死！ - You can't do anything. - Damn it!
我想我们都发现了… Well, I think we both discovered that...
给出建议比接受建议容易多了…… It's way easier giving advice than actually taking it...
因为第二天… 'Cause the next day...
-嗨，爸爸。-你好，苏。嗨,卡莉。香农。 - Hi, Dad. - Hi, Sue. Hi, Carly. Shannon.
我在帮香农和卡莉准备科学考试。 I'm helping Shannon and Carly study for their science test.
哦，你真是太好了，苏。 Oh, that's very nice of you, Sue.
你是一个善良忠诚的朋友。忠诚是很重要的。 You're a kind and loyal friend. It's important to be loyal.
谢谢。 Thanks.
谢谢你的帮助。 Thanks for helping us.
苏去年在墨菲先生的课上得了“A”。 Sue got an "A" in Mr. Murphy's class last year.
哦，我的天啊。墨菲先生的趣事。 Oh, my gosh. Funny story about Mr. Murphy.
他说我可能是他教过的最聪明的学生。 He said I'm probably the smartest student he's ever had.
噢,是吗? Oh, yeah?
不好意思，这跟墨菲先生有什么关系？ I'm sorry, how is that a funny story about Mr. Murphy, exactly?
因为这跟墨菲先生一点关系都没有，而且一点都不好笑。 'Cause it didn't really seem to be about Mr. Murphy at all, and it wasn't funny.
我错过什么了吗？ Did I miss something?
因为，好吧，我很想听一个有趣的故事，墨菲先生，但不是这样的。 'Cause, well, I'm all for hearing a funny story out Mr. Murphy, but that wasn't it.
我想说的是，没有自夸，我通常是班上的尖子生， I guess what I was trying to say, without bragging, is I'm usually top of the class,
但作为摔跤队长，我一直忙得不可开交。 but as a Wrestlerette Captain, I have been crazy busy.
老师们说他们不知道我是怎么做到的。 The teachers are saying they don't know how I do it all.
我只是在想，这怎么不算吹牛？ I'm just wondering, how is that not bragging?
我是说，你说你不吹牛，但你知道什么是吹牛，对吧？ I mean, you said you weren't bragging, but you do know what bragging is, right?
因为也许你应该跳过摔跤选手的练习，试着破解字典。 'Cause maybe you should skip Wrestlerette practice and try cracking a dictionary.
爸爸。 Dad.
怎么啦？只是帮助学习词汇。你知道的，以防考试的时候。 What? Just helping with the vocab. You know, in case it's ever on a test.
来吧。我们去我的房间学习吧。 Come on. Let's go study in my room.
不是……你……爸爸。 Not... You... Dad.
几天后，我的牛奶就用完了，我也找不到借口了。 A few days later, I'd run out of milk, and I'd run out of excuses.
布里克，我做了决定。我得去趟杂货店，然后我们决定… Brick, I've made a decision. I have to make a quick run to the grocery, and We decided...
让你一个人待在家里。 To let you stay home alone.
好吧。 Okay.
就这些吗? That's it?
这几天你一直缠着我。我以为你会很兴奋。 You have been hounding me about this for days. I thought you'd be excited.
哦，我是。 Oh, I am.
好吧。听。 All right. Listen.
我正好24分钟后离开，电话里有紧急电话。 I'll be gone exactly 24 minutes, and emergency numbers are by the phone.
不准付费观看，不准洗澡，不准用刀，不准进阁楼。 No pay-per-view, no baths, no knives, no going in the attic.
如果有人敲门，不要开门。 If somebody comes to the door, don't answer it.
但如果电话响了，你可以接，但如果是我的电话， But if the phone rings, you can answer it, but if it's for me,
告诉他们我在另一个房间擦枪，24分钟后再打给他们。 tell 'em I'm in the other room cleaning my gun, and I'll call them back in 24 minutes.
明白了吗？ You got it?
明白了。再见。 Got it. Bye.
不客气。 You're welcome.
我在担心什么？反正他只会坐在沙发上看书。 What was I worried about? All he does is sit on the couch and read anyway.
一切都会好的。这本来会很好…… Everything was gonna be fine. And it would've been fine...
如果他没有完成他的书。 If he hadn't finished his book.
他就在我离开他的地方。 And there he was, right where I left him.
我在担心什么？ What was I worried about?
布里克，发生什么事了？！布里克，什么——哦！砖! Brick, what happened?! Brick, what- Oh! Brick!
“哦”?这就是你能说的？你为什么要用烤箱？ "Uh-oh"? That's all you can say? Why were you even using the oven?
你又没告诉我不可以。 Well, you didn't tell me not to.
你说过不收费，不洗澡，不，我觉得没必要！ You said no pay-per-view, no baths, no- I didn't think I had to!
这房子里没人用过烤箱！ Nobody in this house ever uses the oven!
所以我用它来存放珍珠阿姨的被子！ That's why I use it to store aunt pearl's quilts!
我只是想做披萨卷。 I just wanted to make pizza rolls.
微波炉是用来烤披萨卷的！这个烤箱是用来存放大体积物品的。 Microwave is for pizza rolls! The oven is for bulky storage.
看，这就是我违背直觉的后果。 See, this is what happens when I go against my instincts.
你再也不能一个人待在家里了！故事结束了！ You are never staying home alone again! End of story!
喂?我还需要午餐。 Hello? I still need my lunch.
所以当下个星期六来临的时候，布里克又回到了我的马鞍上…… So when the next Saturday rolled around, Brick was back in the saddle with me...
好吧。这是我们的最后一站。我们得把车洗了。 All right. This is our last stop. We just gotta get the car washed.
甚至不。 Don't even.
迈克决心确保即使苏没有被邀请参加香农的过夜派对， And Mike was determined to make sure that even if Sue wasn't invited to Shannon's sleepover,
她还是度过了一个特别的夜晚。 she still had a special night.
我真的很期待我们的电影之夜。 I'm really excited for our movie night.
真不敢相信你想看《月食》。 I can't believe you wanted to watch "eclipse".
是啊，有点难以置信。 Yeah, it is kinda hard to believe.
爸爸。非常棒，对吧？ Dad. Pretty awesome, right?
我的脸颊终于贴好了。我现在只需要连接区域。 My cheek patches are finally in. All I need now is my connector area.
我很确定那不是真正的胡子用语。 I'm pretty sure those aren't actual beard terms.
也许我该给香农和卡莉打个电话，看看她们愿不愿意和我们一起看电影。 Maybe I should call Shannon and Carly and see if they want to watch the movie with us.
他们可能很忙，各有各的事， Well, you know, they're probably busy, each with their own thing,
我想把这当成父女之夜 and I kinda wanted to just keep this a father-daughter night.
真的吗? Really?
喂? Hello?
嗨,香农。 Hi, Shannon.
一文不值。正准备和我爸一起看电影呢。你呢？ Nothin'. Just about to watch a movie with my Dad. How about you?
是的。我有一个睡袋。 Yeah. I have a sleeping bag.
确定。 Sure.
那是怎么回事？ What was all that about?
Shannon想借我的睡袋。- - - - - -什么? ! - Shannon wants to borrow my sleeping bag. - What?!
她的家人要去露营，所以她爸爸会过来接。 Her family going on a last-minute camping trip, so her Dad's gonna come by to pick it up.
你知道吗？不如我自己接手吧？ You know what? How about I take it over myself?
你还好吗？迈克见鬼。 How ya doin'? Mike Heck.
哦。嗨。史蒂夫·肯德里克。 Oh. Hi. Steve Kendrick.
你不用把它带来的。我正要去拿。 You didn't have to bring that over. I was gonna come get it.
啊，没关系。我当时就在那里。我想这样你就不用跑一趟了。 Ah, it's okay. I was in the area. Thought I'd save you a trip.
我很感激。 I appreciate that.
我很乐意这么做。 And I'm happy to do it.
听着，史蒂夫，我想跟你谈谈，爸爸对爸爸。 Listen, Steve, I wanted to kinda talk to you, Dad to Dad.
你可能不知道，但你女儿没有邀请我女儿苏来过夜， You might not know, but your daughter didn't invite my daughter Sue to the sleepover,
现在她打电话来要睡袋。 and now she calls and asks for the sleeping bag.
-天啊。-是的，我知道。 - Oh, man. - Yeah, I know.
哇。谢谢你把它带来。 Wow. Thanks for bringing it over.
哦。坚持下去。我觉得你没明白。 Oh. Hang on. I don't think you're gettin' it.
他们应该是朋友，而我们在谈论一个小女孩的感受。 See, they're supposedly friends, and we're talking about a young girl's feelings here.
我知道，但香农想要小一点。 I know, but Shannon wanted to keep it small.
当然，但多一个又怎么样，对吧？ Sure, but what's one more, right?
香农以为我们只有五个人的位置。 Well, Shannon thinks we actually only have room for five.
那就是平方英尺的问题了。 Oh, then it's a square footage thing.
我打赌我们还能再挤一个。 I bet we could squeeze in one more.
你的家庭房是多少，200还是280？ What's your family room- 200, 280?
应该有足够的空间放六个睡袋，尤其是我们错开睡的时候。 Should be plenty of room for six sleeping bags, especially if we stagger' em.
我们有一张大咖啡桌。 We have a big coffee table.
-我来帮你搬。-是铁。 - I'll help you move it. - It's iron.
我后备箱里有套筒扳手。我打赌你懂的。在十秒钟内把它拆开。 I got socket wrenches in my trunk. I bet you get it. Take that baby apart in ten seconds.
听着，香农就是香农她想要什么就有什么。明白了吗？ Look, Shannon is Shannon she wants what she wants.You got it?
事实上，我不知道。我不明白你怎么能眼睁睁看着你女儿做出这种事 Actually, I don't. I don't get how you can watch your daughter do something like this
对某人说，而不觉得有必要说什么。 to somebody and not feel the need to say anything.
强迫我女儿做她不想做的事不是我的职责。 Well, it's not really my job to force my daughter to do something she doesn't want to do.
事实上，那正是你的工作。 Actually, that's your exact job.
这是你的工作，也是我的工作——帮助我们的孩子变得友善，教他们如何变得得体。 That is your job and my job- to help our kids be nice, to teach 'em how to be decent.
是啊，香农不会同意的。 Yeah, Shannon's not really gonna go for that.
也许你该跟香农谈谈，因为她显然是这里的老大。 Well, maybe should speak to Shannon, 'cause she's obviously the one running things around here.
你知道吗，伙计？ You know what, buddy?
也许香农只是不把你女儿当闺蜜。 Maybe Shannon just doesn't consider your daughter a best friend.
她是阿米莉亚最好的朋友吗？ Oh, and she's best friends with Amelia?
阿米莉亚刚搬来这里，我知道她只是想利用她上摔跤选手赛。 Amelia just moved here, and I know for a fact that she was just using her to get on Wrestlerettes.
也许我现在就该进去把那扇门打开。 Maybe I should go in there right now and blow that wide open.
嘿，那不是真的。他们通过茱莉亚成为了朋友。 Hey, that is not true. They became friends through Julia.
就是那个没回她短信的茱莉亚，因为她忙着背后捅她一刀。 Ah, the same Julia who didn't return any of her texts, because she was too busy backstabbing her.
你知道吗？你女儿配不上我女儿。 You know what? Your daughter doesn't deserve my daughter.
在这里。拿着这个愚蠢的睡袋。 Here. Take this stupid sleeping bag.
我不想要。 I don't want it.
那你就不该开口要。 Then you shouldn't have asked for it.
我说，我不要。 I said, I don't want it.
-拿去吧。-你拿去吧！ - Take it. - You take it!
-你拿去吧！-你拿去吧！ - You take it! - You take it!
爸爸，我们还需要爆米花。 Dad, we need more popcorn.
说吧，史蒂夫。我们都知道你会去的。 Go ahead, Steve. We both know you're gonna go.
后座。 Backseat.
只是洗车那部分。阿克塞尔和苏像我这么大的时候你肯定让他们坐在这里。 Just for the car wash part. I bet you let Axl and Sue sit up here when they were my age.
别坐在这儿。真是漫长的一天。 don't sit up here. It's been a long day.
告诉我吧。 Tell me about it.
我也不喜欢跑腿。 Hey, errands are no fun for me, either.
你不会以为我宁愿周末看杂志吧。 You don't think I'd rather spend my weekend reading magazines.
做指甲呢？ And doing my nails?
但总有事情要做，布里克。 But stuff's gotta get done, Brick.
好吧，让我待在家里。 That's fine, but let me stay home.
你以为我宁愿过周末也不愿让你待在家里吗。 You don't think I'd rather spend my weekend I let you stay home.
你几乎把房子都烧了。 You practically burned down the house.
谁会把被子放在烤箱里？ Who keeps a quilt in the oven?
谁会用掉500英尺的锡纸？是的，没错。我找到了那个大球。 Who uses up 500 feet of tinfoil? Yeah, that's right. I found the giant ball.
我讨厌和你一起去！ I hate coming with you!
这对我来说也不容易。有时候我只想-啊！ Well, it's no picnic for me, either. Sometimes I just wanna- Aah!
车子被水淹了！ It's flooding the car!
把那张饭卷给我！ Give me that sheet of dinner rolls!
嗨,爸爸。你怎么还带着睡袋？ Hey, Dad. Why do you still have the sleeping bag?
他们不想要。他们不知道这个睡袋有多棒。 They didn't want it. They don't realize how terrific this sleeping bag is.
如果他们不喜欢这个睡袋…让他们见鬼去吧。 If they can't appreciate this sleeping bag... To hell with 'em.
它真的没有那么好。 It's really not that great.
我想是妈妈在教堂找到的。 I think mom found it at the church.
哇，多棒的一周啊。 Wow, what an awesome week.
现在我几乎只能和我爸爸一起看电影。 And now I get to watch most a movie with just my Dad.
迈克知道真相总会大白的。 Mike knew the truth would come out.
有人会给别人发短信，而对方会把这条消息放到自己的Facebook页面上 Somebody would text somebody, who'd put it on their Facebook page
有个派对，她不在，而他在。 that there was a party, and she wasn't there, and he was.
是的，苏的初中生活将会有很多痛苦…… Yep, there was gonna be a whole lot of junior high pain comin' Sue's way...
明天。所以迈克决定他们应该好好享受今晚。 Tomorrow. So Mike decided they should just enjoy tonight.
那再跟我解释一下为什么她的约会对象只有吸血鬼和狼人。 So explain to me again why her only choices for a date are a vampire and a wolf man.
这不是约会，爸爸。他们在争夺贝拉的灵魂。 It's not a date, Dad. They're battling for Bella's soul.
-看那边那个爱德华-他爱上了贝拉 - And see that one there, Edward - He's in love with Bella,
但后来泰勒·洛特纳出现了-他就是那个有腹肌的人？ but then Taylor Lautner came along- He's the one with the abs?
完全正确。所以现在她有点矛盾，因为她必须在泰勒·洛特纳之间做出选择 Exactly. And so now she's sort of conflicted, because she had to choose between Taylor Lautner
还有他漂亮的腹肌还有罗伯特·帕丁森的发型 and his gorgeous abs and Robert Pattinson and that hair.
你真该看看水从窗户流进来时你的表情。 Oh, you should've seen your face when the water came in the windows.
你呢？你在打喷嚏。 What about you? You were sneezing suds.
哦,砖。我为我说的话道歉。 Ohh, Brick. I'm sorry for what I said.
有时候妈妈会喊一些不是真心的话。 Sometimes moms scream things they don't mean.
我也很抱歉。 I'm sorry, too.
这很难，你知道的。你是我最小的，最后一个。 It's just hard, you know. You're my youngest, my last one.
我想也许我还没准备好让你一个人待着的原因，除了火的事… I guess maybe the reason I'm not ready for you to stay alone, besides the fire thing...
是因为……我会怀念和你在一起的时光。 Is because...I'm gonna miss hanging out with you.
我也是。但我们还是会在家里见面。 Me, too. But we'll still see each other around the house.
嘿。我告诉你。 Hey. I'll tell ya what.
等你能系鞋带的时候，我就让你一个人待在家里。 When you can tie your shoe, I'll let ya stay home alone.
交易。我们十分钟后再谈。 Deal. We'll revisit this in ten minutes.
应该是十个月吧，但谁会数呢？ It was more like ten months, but who's counting?
明白了。 Got it.
老兄，你的胡子呢？你落后太多了。 Dude, where's your beard? You're falling way behind.
非常有趣的家伙。搞笑! Very funny guys. Hilarious!
哦,放松。我们只是在开玩笑。 Oh, relax. We're just kiddin'.
好吧，新计划。我要告诉队员我妈不准我留胡子， Okay, new plan. I'm telling the team my mom forbid me to grow a beard,
-我需要知道你是否会支持我。-哦，我当然会。 - and I need to know if you'll back me up. - Oh, of course I will.
我只是需要你给我一点回报。 I'll just be needing a little something from you in return.
宝蓝色还是天蓝色？ Royal blue or sky blue?
哦，我在商店橱窗里看到一件这种颜色的毛衣，我很喜欢。 Oh, I saw a sweater in a store window in this color that I really like.
我们会在回家的路上停下来！ We'll stop on the way home!
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