我上週在這裡 I was here last week.
你他媽死哪裡去了 Where the fuck were you?
我剛經歷了一次悲劇 I recently experienced a tragedy.
失去了我一生的摯愛 I lost the love of my life.
她死了 法蘭克 She's dead, Frank.
她是我的靈魂伴侶 She was my soul mate.
恐怕我得找到並培訓 Well, I guess I'm gonna have to find and train
新的大堂經理 a new assistant manager.
-真的有必要嗎 -應該讓你來做 - Do we need one? - You should do it.
你會做得很出色的 You'd be great at it.
-今晚我能過去嗎 -有事要忙 - Can I come over tonight? - I'm busy.
-你跟她上床了 -什麼 - Did you fuck her? - What?
你是不是睡了她 Did you fuck her?
住手 Shit, stop!
離她遠點 Stay away from her!
你他媽離她遠一點 You stay the fuck away from her!
離誰 我媽嗎 From who, my mom?
我借宿的朋友到了 That's my sleepover.
這是尼克 This is Nick.
我的天 Holy shit.
他九歲就進了感化院 He's been in juvie since he was nine.
-他多大了 -十八 - How old is he? - Eighteen.
他生日到了 只好放他出來 Had to let him out 'cause of his birthday.
雖不同父母 但我們情同兄弟 He's my brother from another mother.
知道嗎 我們緊密相連 You feel? We're tight.
你得動作麻利點 You need to pick up the pace a bit.
又沒人等著 不是什麼大事 Nobody's waiting. It's not a big deal.
他黏在桌子上的工夫 I've seen trees grow faster
連樹都躥高了 than he's bussing that table.
我靠 Oh, shit.
你沒懷孕 You're not pregnant?
沒懷 I'm not.
我們是德里克的家長 We're Derek's parents.
我們想和你談談孩子的事 We'd like to talk to you about the baby.
什麼孩子 What baby?
德里克和黛比的孩子 Derek and Debbie's baby.
無恥之徒 第六季 第二集
現在費心勞神還太早 It's too early for thinking.
黛比得去把孩子打掉 Debbie's got to get an abortion.
你整個晚上都在想這件事 Been hashing over this all night.
你得休息一下 You need a break.
我怎麼會讓她發生這種事 How could I have let this happen to her?
和你無關 You didn't.
只要小女孩未婚先孕 Whenever a girl gets pregnant,
人們首先想到的就是父母有問題 the first thing people think is bad parenting.
你是個很棒的姐姐兼家長 Uh, you're an excellent sister/parent.
我應該讓她吃避孕藥的 I should have made her go on the pill.
我們親熱的時候 Do you want to, maybe, uh...
你能不能投入一點 do your taxes while we're at it?
抱歉 Sorry.
我實在沒心情 I'm not really in the mood.
我覺得你有心情 Seems like you are to me.
如果她生下孩子 If she has this baby,
她就是這個社區又一個 she's gonna be like every other sad ass girl
悲摧倒霉的女孩了 in this fucking neighb...
好了 我說你閉會兒嘴吧 Okay. You know, you got to shut up for a few minutes.
你需要釋放壓力 You need a stress reliever
而我十二分鐘後就得去互助會 and I only have 12 minutes before my meeting.
接下來這樣做 So this is what's gonna happen.
你不要再胡思亂想了 You're gonna shut off your brain.
你要做的是 And you're gonna...
深呼吸 ...breathe into your body.
我無法呼吸 I can't breathe.
你的手在我... Your hand is on my...
沒錯 我說了閉嘴 Yeah, I said shut up.
用你的鼻子呼吸 Breathe through your nose.
感覺到我在你身體裡了嗎 You feel me inside of you?
放鬆 閉上眼睛 Relax. Close your eyes.
對 剩下的都交給我 Yeah, let me do all the work.
什麼都別想 Now just let go,
把你自己交給我 and give yourself over to me.
就是這樣 That's it.
來吧 好姑娘 Do it. Good girl.
幹得好 Nice job.
我得腫著蛋蛋去互助會了 Now I got to blue ball it over to my meeting before work.
我得動員全家一起說服黛比去做流產 I'm gonna rally this family to make Debbie do it.
別逼得她太緊 你知道會怎樣 Well, take it easy on her. You know how it is.
十幾歲的孩子 越讓他們幹什麼越適得其反 You tell a teenager what to do, they always do the opposite.
好吧 Okay.
今天會有一位護士到餐廳來 Hey, there's a nurse coming over to the diner today
給你做藥檢 to give you your drug test.
為什麼 Why?
保險起見 Insurance.
你犯過毒品重罪 You have a felony drug conviction
而你現在要管錢了 and you're handling money now.
上班時見 美妞兒 See ya at the grind, Sparky.
你好 夏芮絲 Ooh, hello, Charise.
還有你 塔米卡 You too, Tamika.
很高興認識你 Lovely to make your acquaintance,
名字裡有兩個Y的金柏莉 Kymberly with two Ys.
老兄 Hey, buddy,
該起床了 time to get up.
去學校前我們得先巡視一下 Gotta do our rounds before school.
-什麼 -沒說你 - Huh? - Not you.
接著睡覺吧 Go back to sleep.
你不用再抱著那個錘子睡覺了 You don't need to sleep with that hammer no more.
在我家沒人會爆你菊的 No one's gonna try to ass rape you in my crib.
我罩著你 Got your back.
好嗎 Okay?
你們是世界上最棒的網球運動員 You're the best tennis players on the planet.
傑瑪 你的反手扣球世界一流 Gemma, you have the number one backhand smash in the world.
艾米 你的大力發球 Amy, you can serve and volley
無人能及 like no one's business.
-傑瑪... -凱文 - Gemma... - Kev...
我覺得潛移默化這東西 I'm thinking the subliminal message thing
-好像真的管用 -傑瑪... - is really working. - Gemma...
至少把她們倆念叨睡著了 Well, at least it put 'em to sleep.
賜你一個綽號 "大錘" ...gave you the nickname "The Sledgehammer."
怎麼 你是說我的聲音太無聊嗎 What, you saying my voice is boring?
不 我是說我們有30分鐘辦點正經事 No, I'm saying we got 30 minutes to get down to business
趁著網壇雙姝小睡的時候 while Venus and Serena finally take a nap.
來吧 好好浪一把 Oh, yes. Let's do this.
你右臂二頭肌上 You get a tattoo
有一個大錘圖案的紋身 of a sledgehammer on your right bicep.
你爸爸對此感到有一點不滿 Your dad's a little disappointed by this,
但他可以不作追究 but he can overlook it.
-寶貝 -怎麼了 - Babe? - Hmm?
儘管我很享受聆聽 As much as I love hearing
你的靡靡之音 your subliminal message voice,
但我們可不可以上樓辦事 can we take this upstairs?
真的嗎 我的靡靡之音讓我性致盎然 Really? 'Cause it's kinda turning me on.
離我的寶貝們遠點 Get away from my babies
不然別怪我打爆你的頭 before I blow your heads off!
你早該給它們帶口罩 You should've put muzzles on them!
靠 亞尼斯又把孩子吵醒了 Damn it! Yanis woke up the girls again.
好吧 我去處理 All right, I'll go deal with it.
該死的 亞尼斯 God damn it, Yanis!
拜託 你不能就這麼把它們帶走 Aw, come on. You can't take them.
它們都是我的心頭肉 They--those are my babies!
我們請你讓它們別再叫了 We asked you to make them stop barking.
它們是狗 They're dogs.
狗會叫 這是他們的天性 They bark. That's what they fucking do!
亞尼斯 Yanis!
閉嘴 Shut up!
我的寶貝們都一個星期沒睡午覺了 My babies haven't napped in over a week
就因為你這張嘴吵個不停 because of your loud mouth.
到底出什麼事了 Now, what is going on?
這兩個舔陰女同 These two rug-chomping dykebats
叫動物管制局來抓我的狗 called animal services on my babies!
好好好 你先冷靜下來 All right--all right! Would you just calm down,
告訴我發生什麼事 不要扯到別人的性取向 and tell me the story without the gay bashing.
兄弟你聽我說 麥克 提圖 Look, man, I've had Michael, Tito,
拉托亞 馬龍和簡內特 LaToya, Marlon, and Janet
從它們八週大就跟著我 since they were eight weeks old.
但它們沒有狗證 They're not licensed.
我根本不知道她在放... I don't know what that even--
兩位麗薩 你們這是鬧哪一齣 Lisa and Lisa, what is going on?
它們的排洩物到處都是 凱文 There's feces everywhere, Kevin.
-那又怎麼樣 -還有一隻狗口吐白沫 - So? - One of them is foaming at the mouth.
它們可能會咬傷我們的孩子 They could bite our kids.
讓孩子們染上狂犬病 Give them rabies.
孩子們 我怎麼不知道你們有孩子 Kids? I didn't know you guys had kids.
還沒有 Not yet.
但快了 But soon.
提圖 爸比會把你救出來的 Tito. Daddy's gonna get you outta there.
請你離車子遠點 先生 I need you to back away from the van, sir.
你們... 你們打算怎麼處理這些狗 Wh-wh-wh- what're you gonna do with the dogs?
我將把它們送去救助站 I'm bring 'em down to the shelter.
狗主人有7天時間去辦狗證 Owner has seven days to get permits
證明狗的居住環境乾淨衛生 and provide a clean living area
把晶片和疫苗的錢付清 and pay for microchips and vaccinations.
否則它們將面臨被領養或安樂死 Otherwise, they become candidates for adoption or euthanasia.
你不能殺我的狗 死混蛋 You can't kill my dogs, motherfucker.
快他媽離我遠點 別逼我電擊你 Hey, get the fuck off me. Don't make me fucking tase you!
好了好了 沒事 All right--all right-- all right! Okay.
亞尼斯 你想去蹲監獄嗎 Yanis, you're gonna get your ass thrown in jail.
-他... -你聽到他說的了 - He-- - You heard the guy.
你可以把狗領回來 You can get your dogs back.
首先得把你前院堆成山的垃圾 Go start by cleaning up the mounds of shit
清理乾淨 快去 in the front yard. Go!
[德語]
靜靜的去打掃 行不行 Can you just go do it quietly?
[德語]
謝謝你 凱文 Thank you, Kevin.
[德語]
兩位麗薩 你們要知道 Just remember, Lisa and other Lisa,
在你們來之前 we were doing fine in this neighborhood
我們鄰里可是一片和睦 before you two moved in.
學習計劃
別拿我東西 Get outta my shit.
我吃著呢 I'm taking 'em.
我要你幫我說服黛比去打胎 I need your help convincing Debbie to get an abortion.
-睡著呢 -我一會談談好嗎 - Sleeping. - Can we talk about it later?
好吧 Fine.
店裡見 See you at work.
等不及了 Can't wait.
去你的屋裡睡 法蘭克 Go sleep in your room, Frank.
不行 I can't.
真的不行 I just can't.
那裡是我和比安卡在美國睡過的 It's the last place in the United States
最後一個地方 I spent with Bianca.
我聽你死掉的女友快聽到吐了 I--sick of hearing about your dead girlfriend.
我的... My--
什麼 What?
你怎麼... What's the ma--
你怎麼回事 What's the matter with you?
你怎麼能說出這種話 How could you say something like--
怎麼回事 What's the matter?
你怎麼敢這麼褻瀆 How dare you blaspheme
比安卡的名字 你怎麼敢這樣 the name of Bianca. How dare you!
天啊 菲奧娜 老天 Good, God, Fiona. Jesus!
早安 Good morning.
"早安 菲奧娜" "Good morning to you too, Fiona."
你朋友尼克還在這裡呢 Friend Nick is still here, huh?
是 Yup.
你打算在這裡待多久 尼克 How long you planning on staying, Nick?
待上一段時間 A while.
你沒地方住嗎 You don't have a place to go?
沒家 No family.
他不會說話嗎 Does he talk?
我罩著他呢 I got him covered.
-黛比 -什麼事 - So, uh, hey, Debbie? - Yeah?
-我剛給診所打了電話 -然後呢 - I just called the clinic. - So?
我幫你預約到週五了 I made an appointment for you for Friday.
去打胎 For an abortion.
今天下午我們去診所 They want us there this afternoon
你要做個預檢 for your pre-screening.
放學後我去接你 I'll pick you up after school.
我沒打算流產 Not part of my plan.
但是現在德里克走了 But now that Derek's gone,
-會... -他會回來的 - it's gonna-- - He's coming back.
他的父母是混蛋 His parents are assholes.
你跟他談了嗎 Did you talk to him?
我們是相愛的 We love each other.
小黛 別這樣 Debs, come on.
-你才15歲 -那又如何 - You're 15. - Yeah?
拜託 你總是吹牛說 Please, you're always bragging
你16歲就不得不養著我們 about how you had to raise us when you were 16.
吹牛 我是被逼的 Bragging? It was forced on me.
我別無選擇 I didn't have a choice.
但是你有 You have a choice.
是啊 我選擇生下這個孩子 Yeah, and I choose to have a baby.
你還有大半生要活 You have your whole life ahead of you.
如果我要了小孩就沒有後半生了嗎 And I don't have my whole life ahead of me if I have a baby?
等你再大點 上了高中和大學 You can have a baby when you're older
找到工作 就可以要孩子 and finished high school and college and gotten a job.
好吧 那我應該去流產了是嗎 Right, so I should just stop being pregnant, then?
-是的 -我不會殺掉我的孩子 - Yes. - I'm not killing my baby.
那不是孩子 只是一團細胞 It's not a baby. It's a few cells.
這個像一團細胞嗎 Does this look like a few cells?
網路上說我的孩子現在有柳丁那麼大了 The website says my baby's the size of an orange right now.
真的好像你懷了蝌蚪的孩子 Totally looks like you just fucked a tadpole.
黛比 現實一點 Debbie, be realistic.
你打算怎樣兼顧學業和孩子呢 How are you gonna go to school and have a baby?
你想讓我現實一點是嗎 You want me to be realistic?
好 那我就現實一點 Okay, I'll be realistic.
如果你想自助墮胎 Knives are in the drawer
刀就在抽屜裡 if you wanna do a home abortion.
卡爾 Carl!
走了 Leaving.
這裡有幾百 給她的墮胎費 Here's a couple hundies for her abortion
還有尼克的食宿費 and Nick's room and board.
你哪裡來的錢 Where'd you get this?
掙的 Earned it.
怎麼掙的 How?
走 尼克 Let's go, Nick.
我會帶著這袋麵粉上學 I'm taking this bag of flour with me.
為什麼 Why?
向你證明我可以同時 To prove to you that I can go to school
兼顧學業和孩子 and take care of a baby at the same time.
就一袋麵粉 A bag of flour.
那天的事能一筆勾銷了嗎 Are we cool with everything that happened?
你居然這種時候問我 You're asking me that right now?
是 能嗎 Yeah, I mean, are we?
我正和你做愛不是嗎 I'm having sex with you, aren't I?
-說點下流話聽聽 -好 - Talk dirty to me. - Okay, um...
我要用我的大屌狠狠抽你 I'm gonna slap you with my big dick
再射你一臉 and come all over your face.
老天 可以不用那麼下流 Jesus, maybe not that dirty.
沒關係 沒關係 Never mind, never mind.
-我馬上就要高潮了 -好吧 - I'm gonna come anyway. - All right.
操 Fuck.
抱歉 Sorry, it was, uh...
西奧在旁邊洗澡讓我覺得怪怪的 it was weird with Theo in the shower.
那你該殺了他 Then you should kill him.
用槍還是管子 A gun or a pipe?
你說了算 Dealer's choice.
你買人壽保險了嗎 You have a good life insurance policy?
巨額保險 Cool mil.
不過得做得像是意外 知道嗎 Make it look like an accident, though, okay?
你是開玩笑的 對吧 You are joking, right?
是嗎 Am I?
也許吧 Maybe...
可以去洗了 小屁孩 It's all yours, doll face.
你也是 海倫娜 You too, Helene.
我得準備去上班了 I gotta get ready for work.
你先煮壺咖啡好嗎 親愛的 Will you start a pot of coffee, please, lover?
好 Yeah.
乾洗店
你就待在外面 Hey, yo, you stay out front
我進去跟吳先生講講 while I go in and offer Mr. Wu
保護費的事情 a little neighborhood protection policy.
有需要我會給你信號 好嗎 Give you the signal if I need you, a'ight?
下週四見 吳先生 See you next Thursday, Mr. Wu.
從亞洲乾洗店主手裡拿錢就像拿糖果一樣容易 Like taking candy from an Asian dry cleaner.
到學校前再去下二手電筒器行怎麼樣 Used appliance store next, before school?
麵粉
你想一整天都帶著一袋麵粉 You're gonna carry a bag of flour around all day?
如果要用這種方式才能向菲奧娜證明 If that's what it takes to prove to Fiona
我能夠自己做主的話 是的 that I'm my own person, yes.
祝你好運 Well, good luck with that.
她最近真是徹底的控制狂 She's a total control freak lately.
可不是 Tell me about it.
就像她是我們的媽媽 Acting like she's our mom.
我自己的身體我說了算 It's my body. I can do what I want.
沒錯 Yeah.
我完全理解 I'm getting it from all sides.
在家她就往我嘴裡灌藥 Here she's jamming meds down my throat,
工作時她會為了一點屁事罵得我狗血淋頭 and at work, she's ripping me a new one over some bullshit.
找到了 Found 'em.
嬰兒裝 Baby clothes?
總得給德薩麗穿衣服啊 Gotta dress Desiree, don't I?
菲奧娜 75%的少女媽媽都找不到伴侶#最好墮胎#
你看她給我發的什麼 Look what she's sending me.
快刪了吧 Delete that shit.
丁字褲小妞穿得挺不錯啊 Mm, look at Miss Thang in real clothes.
如果二手貨也算不錯的話 Oh, yeah, if you call Goodwill real clothes.
至少你不用穿緊身制服送漢堡 Least you're not schlepping burgers in a tron uniform.
我還是想念小費 I'm gonna miss the tips.
屁水先生給我的一塊五送你了 You can have the $1.50 I got from Mr. Asswater.
我是說阿特沃特 I mean, Atwater.
-奧爾加 -怎麼 - Hey, Olga? - Yep.
你有沒有勸過你女兒去打胎 Did you ever try to talk your daughter into having an abortion?
沒來得及 Didn't get a chance.
她都懷孕半年了才告訴我 She hid her pregnancy from me for six months.
我妹妹也跟我玩這個 Yeah, my kid sister was trying to do that to me.
-黛比懷孕了嗎 -是啊 - Debbie's pregnant? - Yes.
真不幸 That sucks.
亞當 炸37桌的薯餅時 Adam, fry up this tissue
把這個紙巾也一起炸了 with table 37's order of hash browns.
我都快被他催死了 Guy's running my ass ragged.
-好 -大家都注意點 - Sure. - You guys,
別再炸紙巾往裡扔了 行嗎 we shouldn't be frying up tissues anymore, okay?
不如換成鞋帶吧 What about a shoelace?
什麼也別炸了 Let's not fry anything.
雞柳也不炸嗎 Not even the chicken strips?
當然要炸 你知道我什麼意思 Of course the chi-- you know what I mean.
我們不知道 I don't think we do.
不如你給我們翻譯翻譯 Maybe you should explain it
免得我們這些豬腦子 to those of us not smart enough
聽不懂你大堂經理的高談闊論 to become the assistant manager.
我今天不想聽你冷嘲熱諷 梅琳達 I don't need your shit today, Melinda.
什麼時候想聽了說一聲 Let me know when you do need it.
你以前也會讓亞當炸紙巾的 菲奧娜 You used to ask Adam to fry up tissues, Fiona.
對 但我現在要負責任一點 Yeah, and now I'm trying to be responsible,
別擠兌我了 so cut me some slack.
別指望了 你現在是管理階層了 Not gonna happen. You're management now.
黛比的事怎麼樣了 Hey, how'd it go with Debbie?
糟透了 她覺得德里克會回來 Bad. She thinks Derek's coming back.
-會嗎 -會個鬼 - Is he? - Hell no.
互助會順利嗎 How was your meeting?
雖然蛋蛋腫得生疼 不過還挺爽的 Well, me and my blue balls had a good time.
-抱歉 -沒事 - Sorry. - That's all right.
我分享的時候在講臺後面擼了一發 I jacked off behind the podium while I was sharing.
我暗地裡希望黛比流產 Am I a horrible person 'cause I secretly hope
是不是太壞了 Debbie has a miscarriage?
你現在已經明著希望了 不過可以理解 It's not a secret anymore, but it's understandable.
肖恩 我週日能不能請假去參加我女兒的浸禮 Mr. Sean, can I have Sunday off for my daughter's baptism?
問菲奧娜 現在開始她來排班 Ask Fiona. She does the schedule now.
大家都一樣 In fact, that goes for everyone.
從今天開始菲奧娜來排班 Fiona's setting the schedule around here from now on.
沒錯 梅琳達 Yes, Melinda.
我吹簫的時候就是這模樣 That is exactly what it looks like when I'm doing it.
喲 Yo.
話說 上次的事 我很抱歉... Listen, I'm--I'm sorry about the, uh...
是說你覺得我在上我媽 What? Broken knuckle
所以就把我指關節打骨折那事嗎 'cause you thought I was fucking my mother?
其實 我沒覺得你在上... Yeah, no I didn't exactly think you--you were fuck--
早安 Good morning.
其實我在上我爸 I'm fucking my father, actually.
拜拜 老爸 Bye, Daddy.
回見 兒子 See ya, son.
要吃雞蛋嗎 Want some eggs?
不用了 Uh, no. No.
喝咖啡就好 Just coffee, thanks.
我也該走了 Actually, I should probably go too.
那天的事讓我有點擔心 You had me worried there the other day.
你覺得海倫娜在跟迪蘭上床嗎 You thought Helene was sleeping with Dylan?
對 Right.
抱歉出了這樣的事 Yeah, about that, I'm--I'm sorry.
你知道 You do understand that
你可以和我妻子做愛的唯一原因 the only reason you're having sex with my wife
是因為有我的允許 對吧 is because I allow it, right?
明白 Yeah.
我明白你的意思 Yeah, no, I got that.
...那我走了 ...I'm gonna go now.
再見 Have a good day.
我希望能發明一部 I wish I could invent a machine
可以擦除我腦海裡有關她記憶的機器 that would just erase her memory from my brain.
有人說大麻 You know, some people say that the sativa
就是個可以清除記憶的機器 小弗 is a memory-erasing machine, Frankie.
你說的挺有趣 加爾 I know that's funny, Gar.
但我現在真的笑不出來 I'm just not in a laughing mood right now.
誰幫我們把剩下的東西搬進屋 Hey, free beer to anyone who helps us
啤酒免費喝 bring the rest of the stuff in.
這些嬉皮買酒給我們喝 Why the hell should we work for free beer
好讓我們盡情地糟蹋他們 when these hipster jackwipes are buying it for us
我們為什麼還要幹活換酒喝 just for treating 'em like shit.
再給我哥們湯米來杯啤酒 Another beer for my pal Tommy.
謝謝你 傻屌 Thanks, asswipe.
怎麼烏煙瘴氣的 斯維特 Hey, what is going on with the smoke, Svet?
屋裡像個烤箱一樣 不能讓他們在這抽 Place is like a hotbox. They can't light up in here.
他們花12塊錢買濃縮咖啡 They pay $12 for espresso,
別說抽菸了 抽我的蛋都行 they could smoke my balls if they want.
12塊 盡情地抽吧 Twelve bucks? Toke it up, folks!
你並沒有蛋 對吧 You don't really have balls, do you?
跟你說說我爺爺去世的時候 Let me give you a little advice my shaman gave me
巫師給我的建議吧 when my grandpa died.
你還有比安卡的東西嗎 You have any of Bianca's things?
當然了 我全都有 You kidding? I got a whole shrine.
梳子 內衣 胸罩 比基尼 實驗袍 A hairbrush, underwear, bra, bikini, lab coat,
貝殼 照片 小首飾盒... shells, photographs, little jewelry box that I put--
全都燒掉 Burn it all.
什麼 What?
把東西帶到你們初次相遇的醫院 Bring it to the hospital where you first met her.
點火燒掉 Light it on fire.
一定會就此了結 Guaranteed to help you find closure.
真的嗎 Seriously?
相信我 Trust me.
你是個好人 不該受到這樣的折磨 You are too fine a man to hurt like this.
解脫吧 小弗 Be free, little Frankie.
解脫吧 Be free.
我操 Holy fuck.
你說的對 You're right.
我這就去 I'm gonna do it. Right now.
用我的打火機吧 朋友 Take my lighter, amigo.
你是個好人 加爾 You're a good egg, Gar.
盡情地燃燒吧 寶貝 Burn, baby, burn.
這咖啡機從哪裡來的 Where'd we get an espresso machine?
卡爾和那個大黑鬼 Uh, Carl and big scary colored man,
從某個高檔咖啡館偷來的 they steal from fancy coffee place.
斯維特 別忘了我老婆是黑人 Svet, you do remember that my wife is black, right?
那又怎樣 So?
操 Shit!
怎麼了 What?
給我和孩子讓個座怎麼樣 Mind giving up your seat for me and my baby?
那是袋面 It's a bag of flour.
快起來 哥們 一看她就是個白痴 Dude, get up. She's obviously retarded.
-她還是她孩子 -起來就是了 - Her or the baby? - Just get up.
謝了 Thank you.
菲奧娜 65%的青少年媽媽高中沒畢業就輟學了 #不墮胎人生就毀了
德里克
你好 我是德里克 請在嗶聲後留言 Hey, this is Derek. Leave a message after the beep.
謝謝 Thanks.
又是我 Hey, it's me, again.
你愚蠢的爸媽沒在旁邊的時候給我回電話吧 Uh, call me back when your stupid parents aren't around.
我想你 拜 Miss you. Bye.
查爾斯頓來了 Yo, there's Charleston.
我們走 Come on.
查爾斯頓先生 Yo, Mr. Charleston.
查爾斯頓 等會 Hey, Charleston, wait up.
你能幫我把書包帶進學校嗎 Think you could take my backpack into school for me?
為什麼 裡面有什麼 Why? What's in it?
問題在於 Here's the thing.
我可以告訴你 Could either tell you...
也可以不告訴你 ...could not tell you.
那還是別告訴我了 Not tell me.
十分鐘之後在校工房門口見 Meet me at your janitor's closet in ten minutes.
最好是十五分鐘 You better make it 15.
我得去趟餐廳 I'ma stop at the cafeteria
用這錢找個妞打幾次飛機 and pick me up a couple Milky Ways with this Benjamin.
是義肢 It's the leg.
好 進去吧 Yeah, all right.
行了 進去了 我們走吧 A'ight, we're in. Let's go.
就是這裡 This is it.
你到家了 親愛的 You're home, honey.
-幹什麼 -天啊 - Excuse me? - Oh, jeez.
不會打擾你太長時間 Uh, this won't take but one minute.
你在幹什麼 What are you doing?
我把這些東西燒了就可以了 Uh, I just need to light all this stuff on fire.
你瘋了嗎 Are you nuts?
四號床呼叫保全 請馬上過來 I need security at bed four ASAP.
-有人攜帶炸藥 -這不是炸藥 - Man with a bomb. - This isn't a bomb.
這些都是比安卡的遺物 It's Bianca's stuff.
除非比安卡的遺物裡有炸藥 Unless Bianca had a bomb in her stuff.
比安卡 比安卡·薩姆森 Bianca? Bianca Samson?
-你是不是法蘭克 -是的 - Are you Frank? - Mm-hmm.
放下打火機 你這頭蠢驢 Put the lighter down now, jackass.
我沒想傷害誰 I'm not trying to hurt anybody.
我只是 I'm just--
我只是想要抹去我對她的思念 I'm just trying to erase her memory.
沒事的 蘭尼 交給我吧 It's okay, Lenny. I got this.
你確定嗎 敬醫生 Are you sure, Dr. Joung?
我確定 他是比安卡的朋友法蘭克 Yes, this is Bianca's friend Frank.
你知道我 You know about me?
伊恩 你在哪裡 Where are you, Ian?
我是你姐姐 也是你老闆 This is your sister and your boss.
現在已經過十一點了 你還沒來上班 It's after 11:00 and you're supposed to be at work.
快點滾過來 Get your ass in here.
別用那個戳我做的雞好嗎 Hey, don't be sticking that in my chicken.
這也是我的工作之一 It's part of my job now.
那可是藝術品 That's a work of art.
這件藝術品似乎火候不足 And this work of art is undercooked.
得再炸一下 It needs more fire.
但我得拿去上菜了 Or it needs to be served to my customer
已經遲了快十分鐘了 'cause it's already ten minutes late.
誰點了這盤沒熟的病菌 Who ordered the salmonella?
-我得去互助會了 -又有一次 - Hey, I'm off to a meeting. - Another one?
現在正是午餐高峰期 We're in the middle of a lunch rush.
交給你了 You got this.
你遲到了 老兄 You're late, dude.
你再這麼遲到下去 He's gonna fire your ass
他會讓你滾蛋的 if you keep showing up late.
我是在幫黛比 I was helping out Debbie.
很好 你告訴她不能要這個孩子了嗎 Well, good. Did you tell her that she can't have a baby?
-沒有 -為什麼 - No. - Why not?
-不關我的事 -當然關你的事 - It's not my business. - Of course it is.
再來一個孩子我們可養不起了 We can't afford another kid.
伊恩 23桌要加水 15桌要兩把叉子 More water on 23 and a couple forks at 15, Ian.
-知道了 -她會毀了自己的人生 - You got it. - She's gonna ruin her life.
這可未必 You don't know that.
我們得一家人齊心合力 伊恩 We need to be a united family front, Ian.
別人的身體由不得你來做主 菲奧娜 You can't tell somebody what to do with their body, Fiona.
剛剛遇見了我的一個朋友 Just met with my buddy,
查普曼能源的科克·佛洛因德 Kirk Freund, over at Chapman Energy Systems.
是嗎 Oh, yeah?
我幫你爭取到了明年暑假去他那實習的機會 Got you an internship with him for next summer.
我不怎麼喜起勁習 Yeah, I'm not really an internship guy.
你說服黛比了嗎 Hey--hey, did you convince Debs to go?
沒有 她不聽我的話 No, she won't listen to me,
伊恩也沒幫上忙 我要崩潰了 and Ian is no help. I'm freaking out.
你將會加入地熱研究團隊 You're gonna be on the geothermal research team.
不 我不做無償服務 Uh, no. I-I-I don't work for free.
你...你想讓我試試嗎 Hey, do you, uh, do you want me to try?
是的 你願意嗎 Yeah, would you?
你得參加這次實習 You're doing this internship.
你能搞輛車 Can--can you get a car and--
在她放學後去接她嗎 and pick her up after school?
我們今天得讓她把預檢給做了 We gotta get her in for a pre-exam today.
-沒問題 -你現在付出 - Sure. - You pay your dues now,
這些人脈會以後給予你回報 the contacts you make will pay off later.
我得回去工作了 I gotta get back to work.
好的好的 再見 Right, all right. Bye.
我像你這麼大的時候 When I was your age,
為了能在公司上班得去賄賂別人 I paid someone to work at their company.
是 介意我借用一下你的車嗎 Yeah--hey, do you mind if I borrow your car?
你以為我這是"油步叫車"嗎 What am I, Yuber?
不是 我...那是"優步叫車" No, I-I-it's Uber.
幾個小時後我就還回來 I-I'll have it back in a few hours.
那車可是我的心肝寶貝 That car is my baby.
不是 我知道 情況緊急 No, I-I-I know. It's an emergency.
我會很小心的 I will be very careful.
我們又不算是朋友 We're not really friends.
每天早上我都把你喊醒 I wake you up every morning.
如果借給查普曼能源的實習生的話 I'd feel better lending it to
我心裡會好受很多 a Chapman Energy Systems intern.
好吧 我會去見那個叫科克的 Fine. Yeah, I-I-I'll take the meeting with the Kirk energy guy.
所以 你的鑰匙呢 Now, where are your keys?
大概是留在車裡了吧 Probably left 'em in the car.
好吧 謝了 Right. Thank you.
墮胎萬歲
沙利文先生 Mr. Sullivan?
黛博拉 怎麼了 Yes, Deborah?
我得給我的孩子換尿布 I need to go change my baby.
什麼東西 What?
她尿褲子了 She's wet.
你知道這只是袋套著裙子的麵粉吧 You realize that's a bag of flour in a dress, right?
我在為日後養育寶寶做練習 I'm practicing for when I have my real baby.
你把自己的肚子搞大了 Well, just because you got yourself knocked up
並不代表你就該享有其他 doesn't mean you should have special privileges
沒把自己肚子搞大的同學所沒有的特權 over the other students who managed to keep it in their pants.
好吧 去吧 Fine, go.
我的假想朋友得去拉大便 My imaginary friend needs to drop a deuce.
我能離開嗎 Can I be excused?
坐下 閉嘴 Sit down. Shut up.
小維 這把梯子沒有什麼用 V, this ladder is for shit.
你得扶著梯子而不是看手機 I need you to get off the phone and hold the ladder, please.
我扶著呢 I am.
菲奧娜因為黛比懷孕的事都快瘋了 Fiona's spinning out about Debbie being pregnant.
要我給她片安定 Wants me to bring her an Ativan.
是嗎 我也因為黛比懷孕的事快瘋了 Yeah, well, I'm spinning out about Debbie being pregnant too.
你知道嗎 再過個幾年 Do you know in a couple years
也許就輪到傑瑪或者艾米了 that could be Gemma or Amy?
我們在她們的陰道上綁上貞操帶 Not with the chastity belts
這種事就不會發生了 we're gonna put over their vaginas.
那些傻缺嬉皮幹掉了最後的 Hipster maggots drunk last of
兌水劣質印度艾爾啤酒 the IPA shit water beer.
好 我弄完這個就再去搞點來 All right, I'll go get more when I'm done.
小維 我要下來了 Coming down, V.
好了 伙伴們 這樣應該就行了 All right, folks. That should do it.
你想知道為什麼有這麼多頂著髮髻 You want to know why so many douchebag
臭得像農場畜生的蠢貨跑到我們店來嗎 with top knot hair that smell like farm animal come into our bar?
我們並不是在抱怨 Not that we're complaining.
"艾萊柏酒吧當選南區最佳劣等酒吧" "Alibi voted Best Shittiest Bar on the South Side."
真的假的 No shit.
這上頭還說我們店有最淫蕩 It also says that we have the skankiest
最刻薄的俄國酒保 and meanest Russian bartender.
最佳劣等酒吧 Best Shittiest Bar.
我不知道我對此應該有何感想 Yeah, I'm not sure how I feel about that.
是啊 我也不知道 Yeah, I know, me either.
我從來沒做過最佳 I've never been the best at anything.
抱歉 忘記帶錢包了 Sorry, forgot my wallet.
沒事 比安卡跟我說了你的事 It's okay. Bianca told me all about you.
是嗎 Yeah?
你沒錢 No money.
什麼都讓她買單 Always making her pay for everything.
美好時光啊 Good times.
我也說不上 不知怎麼地你能給她快樂 I don't know, you made her happy somehow.
我有時會夢到她 She visits me sometimes in my dreams.
你也會嗎 You too?
我有時能聽到她和我說話 I hear her talking to me sometimes.
我真的很想她 法蘭克 I really miss her, Frank.
一樣 I do too.
你幹什麼 What are you doing?
比安卡在和我們說話 Bianca's talking to us.
她說"勇敢上吧 你們兩個奇葩" She's saying, "Go for it, you wacky kids, you."
你搞錯了 法蘭克 You're confused, Frank.
這是悼念過程的一部分 It's part of the grieving process.
你看我的方式和比安卡一樣 You looked at me the way Bianca did.
比安卡患了癌症 Bianca had cancer.
那是她那樣看你的唯一原因 That's the only reason she looked at you that way.
你難道從沒問過自己為什麼 Didn't you ever ask yourself why someone
一個像她那樣事業有成 漂亮 with her success, beauty,
受過高等教育的女人會對你感興趣嗎 and education would be interested in you?
無時無刻 All the time.
面對現實吧 Face it.
你和比安卡是因為癌症才走到了一起 You and Bianca were together because of cancer.
而且不是一般的癌症 Not just any cancer.
是第四階段 晚期癌症 Stage four. Terminal cancer.
我得回去工作了 I have to get back to my rounds.
很高興認識你 法蘭克 It was nice to meet you, Frank.
打擾一下 Uh, excuse me?
能告訴我腫瘤科在哪裡嗎 Can you tell me where oncology is?
下一個 Next.
-你為什麼來 -買槍 - You know why you're here? - Buy a gun.
目的是 For what purpose?
目的 Purpose?
嚇唬我該死的兄弟 Scare my fucking brother,
他是個徹頭徹尾的混蛋 who's being a complete and total douchebag.
回答錯誤 小子 Wrong answer, son.
下一個 Next!
-什麼事 -你好 - Yes? - Hi.
我需要一把槍防身 I need to buy a gun for protection...
以防萬一這裡發生槍戰 ... in case there's a shooting here.
我很怕 I'm scared.
那就讓我來安撫你的神經吧 Then let me soothe your nerves.
朋友 You, my friend,
你看起來比較適合使用格洛克17式手槍 you look like a...Glock 17 kind of guy.
只需300塊這個就歸你了 And for a mere $300, all this can be yours.
你能教我如何使用嗎 Can you teach me how to use it?
我們不負責培訓 Uh, we're not in the training business.
想學就去上網 That's what the internet's for.
好吧 給 Okay, here.
行了 All right.
注意安全 挺直腰板 Be safe, walk tall.
那是卡爾 他以前是白人 That's Carl. He used to be white.
不要惹他 Don't fuck with him.
我聽說他在感化院裡吃了一個小孩的腳趾 I hear he ate a kid's toe in juvie.
兩份帕爾馬起司雞排 Two chicken parms
給芝加哥最性感的兩位護理人員 for the sexiest paramedics in Chicago.
奧爾加負責區域有三桌客人需要招呼 There's three tables in Olga's section that need to be bussed.
我看得到 Yeah, I can see that.
我不是瞎子 Not blind.
誰點的勞拉西泮 Who ordered the Ativan?
適用於治療焦慮症及由焦慮或暫時心理緊張所引起的失眠症
要是我不能說服她去打胎怎麼辦 小維 What if I can't make her get an abortion, V?
那就偷偷給她吃三片勞拉西泮 然後親自動手 Then slip her three of these Ativan and do it yourself.
我也可以去買點打胎藥 I could just buy one of those RUD40s
摻進她的湯裡 and crush it up in her soup.
-小菲 -我是認真的 - Fi! - I'm serious.
你不能瞞著她給她墮胎 You can't go behind her back and give her an abortion.
別再走來走去了 你把我頭都走暈了 Stop pacing. You're making me dizzy.
為什麼不行 Why not?
她背著我亂來把自己肚子搞大了 She snuck behind my back and got herself knocked up.
黛比是個聰明女孩 Debbie's a smart girl.
給她點時間消化這事 Give her some time to process everything.
-她會想明白的 -要是想不明白呢 - She'll come around. - What if she doesn't?
這安定根本就沒效果 This ativan is not working.
-這藥時間有點久了 -天啊 - It was a little old. - Jesus.
抱歉 你這麼急著要 Sorry. Short notice.
我可以把她推下樓梯 I could just push her down the stairs.
別笑了 沒人喜歡學校 Stop smiling. No one loves school.
可不只是你記得的塗塗色 用用膠水 It's not all coloring and glue like you remember.
小妞 我叫卡爾 Hey, girl. I'm Carl.
你叫什麼 What's your name?
你不想告訴我嗎 You don't want to tell me?
沒關係 That's all right.
我就叫你 我的天使吧 I'll just call you... my angel.
好了 坐下 All right, settle down.
大家都坐下 坐下 Settle down, people. Settle down.
把生物書翻到第17頁 Turn to page 17 in your biology books.
我們夢里見 天使 See you in my dreams, Angel.
你是誰 Who the hell are you?
他是和我一起的 He's with me.
他不是這班上的學生 He doesn't belong here.
就因為他是黑人嗎 Because he's black?
不 因為他看起來有35歲了 No, because he looks 35.
他少年老成 He's an old soul.
第17頁 Page 17.
誰想跟我講一下什麼是絲分裂 Who wants to tell me about mitosis?
樓層指示圖
310室 化療室
-你好 -你好 - Hi. - Hello.
我是一名癌症諮詢員工 I'm part of the Cancer Counseling staff.
什麼的員工 The what?
我巡視病房 I travel around the ward
滿足人們的需求 tending to people's needs.
我不知道醫院還提供這個服務 Oh, I didn't know the hospital offered that.
也是最近才有的 It's a new thing.
我能問一下你得的是什麼癌症嗎 Do you mind if I ask what kind of cancer you have?
皮膚癌 Uh, skin.
現在發展到幾期了 And what stage are you?
二期 Two.
那你很可能會康復的 So you'll probably beat that.
他們是那麼告訴我的 It's what they say.
真是糟糕 Well, that's a drag.
你說什麼 Excuse me?
媽了個蛋的 Oh, fuck me.
乳房 Breast.
能治好 Curable.
結腸 Colon.
也能治好 Curable-ish.
睪丸科 不要男的 不要男的 Testicular. No dudes, no dudes.
快點啊 老子需要胰腺科的 Come on, daddy needs a pancreatic.
不好意思 希拉蕊 I'm so sorry, Hilary.
請坐一下 我會讓社工 Uh, why don't you take a seat, and I'll have a social worker
來跟你談談臨終關懷的事宜 come by and talk to you about hospice.
你好 尤蘭達 Hi, Yolanda.
你好 邦妮 Hi, Bonnie.
你好 黛比 Hi, Debbie.
你好 雷蒙 Hi, Ramon.
一切還好嗎 How are things?
不好 我生我媽的氣呢 Not good. Pissed at my mom.
她這週末不願意照顧雷蒙 She wouldn't babysit Ramon this weekend
讓我去逛商場 so I could go to the mall.
真是糟糕 That sucks.
是啊 這可是她的傻孫子 Yeah, it's her stupid grandson.
我不懂她怎麼能這麼自私 I don't know why she has to be so selfish.
你們覺得一邊懷著孩子 Do you guys think it's hard to go to school
一邊上學會很辛苦嗎 and have a baby at the same time?
當然 Totally.
我等不及到16歲 就可以輟學了 I can't wait till I'm 16 so I can quit.
還有三年呢 Three more years.
我的寶寶一直吵得我睡不著 My baby keeps me up all the time.
我再也穿不下"永遠21"的衣服了 None of my Forever 21 clothes fit me anymore.
我男朋友不關心我 My boyfriend ignores me.
我的陰道現在超級鬆 My vagina is so big now.
我該走了 Got to go.
我媽在等我 My mom's here.
我預約了牙齒矯正 I have an orthodontist appointment.
嘿 小黛 Hey, Debs.
拜拜 邦妮 Bye, Bonnie.
嘿 Hey
你在這幹什麼 What are you doing here?
來接你 Came to pick you up from school.
從什麼時候開始的 Since when?
從我借了教授的車開始 Since I borrowed my professor's car.
那是一包麵粉嗎 Is that a bag of flour?
模擬寶寶 你的侄女 Pretend baby. Your niece.
好吧 Okay.
所以 你想現在走還是... So you, uh, want to get going, or...?
去哪裡 Where to?
去你想去的地方 Take you anywhere you like.
真的 你沒有計劃要去哪裡 Really? You have no place in mind?
沒有 像是哪裡 No, like where?
我不知道 也許是診所 I don't know, maybe the clinic.
-菲奧娜派你來的 -沒錯 - Fiona send you? - Yeah.
你想勸我放棄這個寶寶嗎 You gonna try to talk me into getting rid of my baby?
是的 計劃是這樣的 Yeah, that was the plan.
這招不錯 Nice try.
我準備了長篇大論 Yeah, I had a whole speech.
不想看到你將來在好市多 You know, about not wanting you to be the girl at Costco,
購物車上掛著三個小毛孩兒 three kids hanging off your shopping cart,
糧票一大把 體重增加50磅 a fistful of food stamps, 50 pounds heavier,
不顧一切只為了找個人照顧你 you know, desperate just to find somebody to take care of you.
不錯啊 Good one.
我只希望你幸福 小黛 I just want what's best for you, Debs.
看樣子你借的車是用不上了 Well, looks like you borrowed the car for nothing.
我可以開車送你回家 I could still give you a ride home.
不用了 It's okay.
你確定 You sure?
是的 我準備聯繫德里克 Yeah, I want to call Derek,
私下裡跟他談談 talk to him in private.
不 我的意思是 你真的不想去診所 No, I mean, you sure about not going to the clinic?
再見 利普 Bye, Lip.
很抱歉 We're sorry.
您撥的號碼無法接通 You've reached a number that has been disconnected
或已銷號 or is no longer in service.
什麼 What?
很抱歉 We're sorry.
您撥的號碼無法接通 You've reached a number that has been disconnected
或已銷號 or is no longer in service.
請檢查號碼後再撥 Please check the number and dial again.
好了 這個排班表大家應該都沒意見了 Okay, I think this schedule accommodates everyone's requests.
你們倆在幹什麼 What are you guys doing?
抱歉 菲奧娜小姐 Sorry, Miss Fiona.
伊恩說沒關係的 Ian said it was okay.
你們就打算坐在那裡 You're gonna just sit there?
難道不能休息嗎 Can't take a break?
那個派你付錢了嗎 Did you pay for that pie?
你出去和小維抽菸時打卡了嗎 Did you clock out when you were smoking with V?
我是大堂經理 I'm the assistant manager.
你都強調無數次了 You keep reminding us.
你這是什麼態度 What's with the attitude?
聽著 你無時無刻不盯著我 Look, you're on my ass 24/7.
在家是"你吃過藥了嗎" At home, "Did you take your meds?"
上班是"你要遲到了 快點" At work, "You're late. Pick up the pace."
我幫你找了這份工作 你就不能感謝一下 How about some gratitude for the job I got you?
謝你什麼 Gratitude for what?
感謝你讓我每天都跟食物殘渣打交道 Sloshing through fry muck all day,
等著別人一個響指叫過去 having people snap their fingers at me,
還要聽我的毒舌老姐對我指指點點 listening to my bitchy sister boss me around?
如果你不喜歡 那就走吧 If you don't like it, leave.
-好 -走啊 - Fine. - Fine.
-我會走的 -隨你便 - I will. - Fine.
我不需要這份鬼工作 I don't need this shit.
是嗎 Really?
真的嗎 Really?
你就打算這樣一走了之 You're just gonna leave like that?
-很好 -再見 - Good. - Good!
滾吧 Go!
幹得漂亮啊 老闆 Nice one, boss.
沒什麼比炒了自己親人更賤了 Nothing cuntier than firing a relative.
怎麼了 What?
-這份工作煩透了 -我知道 - This job sucks. - Yeah.
每個人都是混蛋 都覺得我是個賤人 Everyone's being a dick, and they think I'm a bitch.
是因為黛比的事嗎 Is this about Debbie?
不是 我也不知道 或許有些影響 No, it's not about-- I don't know, maybe it is, okay?
所有人都這樣 It's everyone.
梅琳達 亞當 奧爾加還有伊恩 It's--it's Melinda and Adam and Olga and Ian.
我剛剛炒了伊恩 I just fired Ian.
或者說他自己辭職的 我也不知道 Or maybe he quit. I don't know.
-太好了 -什麼 - Good. - What?
很抱歉菲奧娜 我知道他是你弟弟 I'm sorry, Fiona, I know he's your brother,
但他這個小工實在不稱職 but he's an awful busboy.
我不知道我能不能擔起這麼多責任 I don't know that I can handle all this responsibility.
你整天出出進進 You are in and out of here all day long,
跑去互助會 留我一個人在這裡 going to a million meetings, leaving me alone
處理所有事 to deal with everything.
我嗑藥了 I shot up.
什麼 What?
我在清理奧蒂斯的櫃子的時候 When I was cleaning out Otis' locker,
在他的注射箱裡發現了一包中國白 I found a bag of china white and his hype kit...
然後我就 ...and, uh... um, yeah.
你現在才想起來告訴我 You're just telling me this now?
你自己都有很多事要處理 You had a lot on your mind.
該死 Oh, shit.
我以為這已經不會有問題了 I didn't think this was a thing.
你戒了 You're sober.
這一直都是個問題 It's always a thing.
現在我又得擔心這件事了 So now I got to add this to my list of crap to worry about?
不 你完全不需要擔心這件事 No, listen, you don't have to worry about this at all.
我當然要擔心 Of course I have to worry.
這是我的問題 我自己可以解決 No, this is my thing. I've got it handled.
解決 你找到一包毒品 然後你就嗑了 Handled? You found a bag of smack, and you shot up.
-這叫解決 -那你知道 - That's handled? - Do you know how many
我發現過多少毒品卻沒嗑嗎 bags of smack I've found that I didn't shoot up?
那為什麼這次沒忍住 Then why this time?
因為我是個癮君子 Because I'm an addict.
你還會再犯嗎 So you gonna do it again?
我不知道 I don't know.
不然你以為我整天去互助會是幹什麼 Why do you think I've been going to all those meetings all day?
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
我愛上了一個癮君子 I'm in love with a heroin addict.
你愛上的一直都是癮君子 You've always been in love with a heroin addict.
但你之前都沒嗑 But you weren't using.
那也不能說明我不是個癮君子 Didn't make me any less of a heroin addict.
那是什麼時候的事 When did this happen?
昨晚 Last night.
昨晚我跟你在一起的 We were together last night.
對 Yes.
那你能保證不再碰了嗎 Will you promise not to do it again?
毒癮這種東西不是說戒就戒的 That's not how this disease works.
你知道的 你也去過很多次互助會了 You know that. You've been to enough meetings.
我去那是因為法庭要求我去的 I went to them because the court ordered it.
我沒注意聽 I wasn't paying attention.
我一半的時間都在跟你調情 Half the time, I was flirting with you.
如果你很生氣不想再和我在一起 I understand if you're angry
我也能理解 但是我 and you don't wanna be with me anymore, but I...
我希望不會是這樣 ...I hope that's not the case.
-菲奧娜 -幹什麼 - Hey, Fiona. - What?
挺嗆的嘛 Bitchy much?
外面有個護士要給你做藥檢 There's some nurse here to do your drug test.
我得走了 Yeah, um, hey, I got to go.
我不能待在這 萬一她要給我做藥檢 I can't be here in case she wants to test me too.
我們能晚點再談嗎 拜託 Can we talk about this later, please?
斯維特拉娜 我朋友克米特要點唱"擼我" Svetlana, my friend Kermit over here is gonna sing "Stroke Me."
好 我去點歌 你個色鬼 Okay, I program into karaoke machine, you cock head.
別這樣 Hey, come on.
搞什麼 The fuck?
我們什麼時候又有伴唱機了 Since when do we have a karaoke machine?
半小時前 Since half hour ago.
這些大鬍子一首歌付五美元來 These beardos pay $5 a song to
聽些糟老頭唱搖滾樂 listen to old fleabags sing rock and roll music.
我草 Damn.
我早上弄來了理髮椅 I acquire barber chair in morning.
理髮椅 Barber's chair?
是啊 這些滿身丁香菸味的臭混蛋們 Yeah, these clove cigarette- smelling dick holes,
他們喜歡舊式的剃刀剃鬚 they like the straight razor shave.
剃一次30美元 I charge $30.
敬南區最佳劣等酒吧 Here's to the shittiest bar in the South Side!
"現在 各位" Now, everybody,
"聽說了嗎 如果你上場了" Have you heard? If you're in the game.
"那麼擼管就是你的關鍵字" Then stroke's the word.
妮可 Nicole?
他在哪 Where is he?
黛比 Debbie...
德里克在哪 Where's Derek?
媽告訴過你 他搬去了佛羅里達州 Mom told you he moved to Florida.
他們還逼他換了手機號碼 Did they make him change his cell phone number too?
我試著打給他 I just tried to call him.
我下次跟他聯繫時 I'll tell him you were asking about him
會轉告他的 next time me and him talk.
那他新手機號碼多少 Well, what's his new number?
我在工作 I'm at work.
為什麼要逼我們成苦命鴛鴦 Why are you guys doing this to us?
這也是為大家好 It's for the best.
但你有了孩子 他們也愛你 But you had a baby, and they loved you.
好吧 Okay.
能稍等我幾分鐘嗎 Just give me a minute, okay?
咱們到後面說 Let's go back here.
黛比 德里克的父母只是不忍心告訴你事實 Debbie, Derek's parents were protecting you from the truth.
什麼意思 What?
是德里克主動想搬去佛羅里達的 Derek was the one who wanted to move to Florida.
你騙我 You're lying.
他不想要小孩 He doesn't want to have a baby.
他當然想 我們還在給寶寶取名字 Yes, he does. We were picking out names.
你嚇著他了 You scared him.
他想讀空軍學院 He wants to go to the Air Force Academy.
德里克想成為飛行員 Derek wants to be a pilot.
他想成為飛行員 He wants to be a pilot?
是啊 Yeah.
這是他從小的夢想 He's wanted to since he was a kid,
但是你並不知道 不是嗎 but you didn't know that, did you?
因為你從來不問問他想要什麼 Because you never asked him about himself.
你只在乎你的寶寶 You only cared about the baby.
男人想要的是支持 而不是束縛 Guys want to feel supported, not trapped.
我 我無意束縛他 I-I didn't mean to trap him.
我很抱歉 黛比 I'm sorry, Debbie.
我得回去工作了 I have to go back to work.
打擾一下 Excuse me.
怎樣 What?
你占用了兩個殘障人士座位 You're taking up two handicap seats.
抱歉 Sorry.
操 我這一站下車 Shit, that's my stop.
不 No!
我的寶寶還在車上 My baby's on the train!
我的麵粉寶寶德薩麗 My flour baby Desiree!
你為她做了這一切 You did all that for her?
是的 I did.
你也會為我做這些事嗎 And you'd do those things for me?
每件事都可以 你想的話也可以做其他的 Every single one of them, and then some if you wanted.
你想做什麼都行 Whatever's on your list.
就把我當做你的癌症管理員吧 Think of me as your cancer concierge.
但是為什麼 But why?
為比安卡這樣做是因為我愛她 With Bianca, it was because I loved her.
希望我們倆也能那樣 Wish it was the same with you.
但誰知道呢 也許日久就生情了 But who knows, maybe over time.
我想告訴你我很無私 I'd like to say I was being selfless
我只想讓你過得開心 and I just want to make you feel better,
但我從來都不是無私的人 but I've never been a selfless man.
沒人真的無私 No one really is.
說實話 Truth of the matter is,
我需要讓自己忘掉比安卡 I just need to get Bianca out of my system.
在鐵道上做愛能讓你忘掉嗎 And by having sex on the train tracks, that'll do it?
希望如此 One can only hope.
真不好意思說 但我已經15年 I'm embarrassed to say that I haven't been touched
沒被男人碰過了 in over 15 years.
這事你不用擔心 You let me worry about that.
把這個放到你的唇間 Just hold that up to your pretty lips.
吸 Inhale.
慢慢來 慢慢來 Slowly, slowly.
很好 Good.
把煙停留在肺裡 Hold it in your lungs.
很快 Pretty soon,
你就能感受到大麻在你的血管裡奔騰 you'll feel the crack coursing through your veins,
所有的煩惱都將煙消雲散 and all your troubles will just...
我跟你說什麼來著 What'd I tell you?
希拉蕊 Hilary?
希拉蕊 你還好嗎 Hilary, you okay?
現在你可以呼出來了 You can exhale now.
希拉蕊 Hilary?
我操 Oh, shit. Um...
你在診所嗎 Hey, are you at the clinic?
沒能說服她 Couldn't convince her.
你在逗我嗎 Are you kidding me?
她打定主意了 No, she's got her mind set.
那我們就得打消她的主意 Well, we got to unset it.
回家見 Meet me back at the house.
我們一起勸她 We'll go at her together.
好吧 Okay.
都沒問題 You're all good.
太好了 謝謝 Great, thanks.
我再記下你的現存狀況就行 I'll just make a note of your pre-existing condition.
現存狀況 Pre-existing condition?
懷孕的事 The pregnancy.
我妹妹懷孕的事 My--my sister's pregnancy?
你妹妹 不 你的 Your sister? No, you.
什麼 W-what?
你不知道自己懷孕了 You didn't know you were pregnant?
什麼 What?
恭喜 Congratulations.
希望這是個好消息 I hope it's good news.
照顧好自己 Take care now.
黛比 Debbie?
你在哪 Where are you?
我有事要跟你說 I have something to tell you.
-先敲門 -你在幹什麼 - Knock first! - What are you doing?
不關你的事 None of your business.
我們現在就去診所 一起去 Let's go to the clinic right now, together.
他們還有半小時才關門 They don't close for another half hour.
天啊 你要我說多少遍 Oh, my God, how many times do I have to tell you,
我不會殺死我的寶寶的 I am not killing my baby!
-你為什麼要這樣對我 -對你 - Why are you doing this to me? - To you?
為什麼什麼事都能扯到你身上 Why does everything always have to be about you?
因為我終於就要解放了不用再帶孩子了 Because I'm finally almost free from raising you kids,
我也不想再帶了 and I don't intend to do it again.
-沒人讓你帶 -怎麼沒有 - Nobody's asking you to. - Of course you are!
你根本沒有能力 There's absolutely no way in hell
撫養孩子 that you're going to be able to raise a baby,
這爛事肯定又落到我身上 and I am going to get stuck doing it!
放心 我不會讓你接近我的孩子的 Oh, don't worry, I would never let you near my baby.
我不想讓你像毀了我們一樣毀了它 I don't want you fucking it up like you fucked us up!
-我要去佛羅里達 -佛羅里達 - I'm going to Florida. - Florida?
-你說什麼呢 -放開我 - What are you talking about? - Let go of me.
操 Fuck.
你甚至都不知道德里克在哪裡 You don't even know where Derek is!
佛羅里達有一千兩百萬公里長 Florida is eight million miles long!
說什麼也沒用了 菲奧娜 我會找到他的 Too bad, Fiona, I'll find him!
他想當飛行員 我就去支持他 He wants to be a pilot, and I'm going to support him.
-他不愛你 -不 他愛我 - He doesn't love you. - Yes, he does.
你不准去佛羅里達 You are not going to Florida.
放開我 Get off me!
-你要跟我去診所 -你弄疼我了 - You are going to that clinic! - You're hurting me!
不要鬧了 你要跟我去診所 Stop it. You are going to that clinic!
救命 Help!
我姐姐逼我墮胎 My sister's trying to force me to get an abortion!
菲奧娜 放開她 Fiona, get off her.
不放 No!
你他媽的跟我去診所 We are going to that fucking clinic!
該死的加拉格家人 Fucking Gallaghers.
亞尼斯那白痴又把孩子吵醒了 That piece of shit Yanis woke up the babies again!
-我要徹底把這事解決 -怎麼解決 - I'm taking care of this once and for all. - How?
我等他進屋就去剪了他的油門線 I'm gonna cut his throttle cable when he goes back inside.
馬上就回來 I'll be right back.
我能進來嗎 Can I come in?
今晚的會... It was a...
...拖得有點久 ...it was a long meeting.
抱歉我回來那麼晚 I'm sorry I'm so late.
沒事 It's okay.
我不能保證 Look, I can't promise
我不再沾毒品 I won't do it again,
但我保證我不會 but what I can promise is that I won't--
別說話 You need to shut up now.
接下來這樣做 Here's what's gonna happen.
你不要再胡思亂想了 You're gonna shut off your brain...
...深呼吸 ...and breathe into your body.
閉上眼睛... Close your eyes...
...放鬆... ...relax...
...剩下的都交給我 ...and let me do all the work.
我操 What the fuck?
你不是把油門線剪了嗎 I thought you cut the throttle cable.
我剪了啊 I did.
我不知道他沒有油門線怎麼騎的車 I don't know how he's riding without the throttle cable.
你確定你沒剪錯線 Are you sure you cut the right cable?
當然了 就兩根線 油門線和 Yes, there's only two cables, the throttle cable and the--
剎車線 the brake cable.
安息吧 比安卡的靈魂 Be gone, spirit of Bianca.