看电影，就是在别人的故事里旅行和成长，MINI影吧衷心祝愿热爱电影的你能度过美好的一天。
（人民，都是含糊不清） (PEOPLE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY)
舞台經理：好的每個人等一下 STAGE MANAGER: Okay, stand by, everyone.
女：五，四，三，二... WOMAN: Five, four, three, two...
在52分結束一小時非本星期四上午，歡迎回來。 At 52 minutes past the hour on this Thursday morning, welcome back.
現在加入我的作者比爾·布萊森。 Joining me now is author Bill Bryson.
所以，寫遊記。 So, travel writing.
- 對不起，是一個問題-（笑）？ - I'm sorry, is that a question? - (CHUCKLES)
諾埃爾·科沃德曾經說過，「為什麼錯了人們的出行， Noel Coward once said, "Why do the wrong people travel,
「和正確的人呆在家裡呢？」 "and the right people stay at home?"
（BRYSON嘲笑） (BRYSON SCOFFS)
現在，給我們介紹一下這個Collector版套裝。 Now, tell us about this Collector's Edition Box Set.
「老最愛優雅補發。」（笑） "An elegant reissue of old favorites." (CHUCKLES)
鉚接的東西。 Riveting stuff.
現在，在你的書，你寫關於歐洲，澳洲，英倫三島。 Now, in your books, you've written about Europe, Australia, the British Isles.
實際上，你住在這裡簡要介紹。 You actually lived there briefly.
簡單地說。 10年。 Briefly. 10 years.
嗯，但從來沒有美國。 Mmm, but never America.
你從來沒有寫關於你的祖國。 You've never written about your home country.
- 不，那是不準確的。-為什麼呢？為什麼沒有更多的個人？ - No, that's not exactly right... - Why? Why nothing more personal?
我明白。所以，你已經搬回，也不是，只是暫時的？ I see. So you've moved back, or is that just temporary?
號是。 （結巴）我的家人，魏英瑛搬回。新罕布什爾州。 No. Yes. (STAMMERING) My family, we moved back. To New Hampshire.
二十年前。而且...... AND我們還在這裡。 Twenty years ago. And... And we're still here.
「仍然」？有趣的選詞。 "Still"? Interesting choice of words.
嗯，還有什麼是你的工作嗎？您寫新的東西？ Uh, what else are you working on? Are you writing something new?
沒有。 No.
沒有考慮退役的我們，是嗎？ Not thinking of retiring on us, are you?
（笑著）不，作家不退休。 (CHUCKLING) No, writers don't retire.
我們要麼喝至死也不吹我們的大腦了。 We either drink ourselves to death or blow our brains out.
而且這會是你嗎？ And which will it be for you?
在此之後的採訪中，也許兩者兼而有之。 After this interview, maybe both.
（笑） (CHUCKLES)
- 比爾·布萊森，很高興有您與我們-啊。謝謝。 - Bill Bryson, pleasure to have you with us. - Ah. Thank you.
（玩視頻遊戲） (VIDEO GAME PLAYING)
兒童：哦！ （笑） CHILD: Oh! (LAUGHING)
（真空呼呼） (VACUUM WHIRRING)
- 哦。你好，陌生人- BRYSON：你好，你自己。 - Oh. Hello, stranger. - BRYSON: Hello, yourself.
結果怎樣？ How'd it go?
- 你看到-嗯，嗯？ - You saw? - Mmm-hmm.
- ？那好，呵呵-嘿，外公。 - That good, huh? - Hey, Gramps.
- 嗨-我看到了。 - Hi. - I saw, too.
- 哦耶？你怎麼看我？-你要我誠實的答案？ - Oh, yeah? How'd I look? - Do you want my honest answer?
沒關係。 Never mind.
- 爺爺，我去到六級-六級？路要走。 - Gramps, I made it to level six. - Level six? Way to go.
你收到我的郵件關於厄爾·麥格雷戈？ Did you get my message about Earl McGregor?
服務是在星期六早上。 Services are on Saturday morning.
我們不能只送鮮花？ Can't we just send flowers?
我們可以。 We could.
你們兩個，手洗淨，dinner的幾乎準備好了。我們走吧。 You two, hands washed, dinner's nearly ready. Let's go.
（WHISPERING含糊不清） (WHISPERING INDISTINCTLY)
（BRYSON嘆氣） (BRYSON SIGHING)
讓你想想放緩，doesn't嗎？ Makes you think about slowing down, doesn't it?
我非常，非常抱歉。節哀順變。 I'm so, so sorry. My condolences.
德博拉，我們很抱歉。 Deborah, we're so sorry.
非常感謝你的光臨。IT真的意味著很多給我。 Thank you so much for being here. It really means a lot to me.
這是我們的榮幸。 It's our pleasure.
嗯，我的意思是，不是我們的... （笑緊張地）對不起。 Uh, I mean, not our... (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) Pardon me.
嗯，我的意思是，這是，呃，不愉快的時候， Uh, I mean, it's, uh, not a pleasant time,
- 這不是一個時間... - 不，我們只是很遺憾。 - and it's not a time... - No, we're just very sorry.
- 我們很抱歉-我們感到非常遺憾。 - We're very sorry. - We're very sorry.
- 我會得到我的外套-我們剛剛來到這裡。 - I'll get my jacket. - We just got here.
什麼？我們已經付出我們的尊重。I的意思是，還有什麼是我們應該做的？ What? We've already paid our respects. I mean, what else are we supposed to do?
交談的人。這是對你有好處。 Talk to people. It's good for you.
我不喜歡與人交談。 I don't like talking to people.
繼續。 Go on.
- 你好嗎？如何很高興見到你。-（嘆氣） - How are you? How good to see you. - (SIGHING)
我要去散步。 I'm gonna go for a walk.
好。 Okay.
（清嗓子） (CLEARS THROAT)
（笑輕聲） (CHUCKLES SOFTLY)
（笑） (CHUCKLES)
（微弱的錘擊） (FAINT HAMMERING)
凱瑟琳：究竟什麼？ CATHERINE: What on earth?
- 你要加息它-嗎？是的。 - You want to hike it? - Yes.
凱瑟琳：二千里。 CATHERINE: Two thousand miles.
2118，其實。 2118, actually.
不，你不能。 No. You can't.
為什麼不呢？ Why not?
嚴重的是，比爾。EVEN你這是荒謬的。 Seriously, Bill. Even for you this is ridiculous.
（笑著）為什麼？因為你覺得我太老了？ (CHUCKLING) Why? Because you think I'm too old?
不，這不是因為我覺得你太老了，尼特的，因為你太老了。 No, it's not because I think you're too old, it's because you are too old.
（笑） (CHUCKLES)
哦，上帝，是因為葬禮呢？ Oh, God, is this because of the funeral?
- 第-什麼呢？ - No. - What then?
聽著，我無法解釋。 Listen, I can't explain it.
一展身手。 Have a go.
這只是我覺得我必須做的。 It's just something I feel I have to do.
我想探索的性質。I想回到我的根。 I want to explore nature. I want to get back to my roots.
- 羅茨-呀？。你知道的，強迫自己。 - Roots? - Yeah. You know, push myself.
我的意思是，真的，真的加息。 I mean, really, really hike.
（笑） (CHUCKLES)
遠足？您還沒有上調30年。 Hike? You haven't hiked in 30 years.
- BRYSON：沒錯-你就不能做到這一點，在沃爾沃？ - BRYSON: Exactly. - Can't you just do this in the Volvo?
凱瑟琳。 Catherine.
如果我說你不能去？ What if I say you can't go?
好吧，如果你覺得這種方式然後我們會進行討論。 Well, if you felt that way then we would discuss it.
你的意思是我會在Yammer的和你點頭了， You mean I'll yammer on and you'll nod away,
然後你會繼續前進，做什麼您打算做呢 and then you'll go ahead and do whatever you were going to do anyway
沒有聽過一句話，我說。 without having heard a word I've said.
（嘆氣） (SIGHING)
- 什麼-（笑著） - What? - (CHUCKLING)
我只是應該站在這裡 Am I just supposed to stand here
並接受這些明顯的標誌該你瘋了？ and accept these obvious signs that you have gone mad?
這是我的舊的小帳篷。你怎麼看？ It's my old pup tent. What do you think?
嗯，我認為這是一個完美的地方對於你過夜。 Well, I think it's the perfect place for you to spend the night.
SAM：你知道大家都認為這是一個可怕的想法，對吧？ SAM: You realize we all think this is a terrible idea, right?
BRYSON：這當然被帶到要了我的注意。 BRYSON: It's certainly been brought to my attention.
- SAM：但是你還是要做到這一點-嗎？是的。 - SAM: But you're still going to do it? - Yes.
（SAM笑著） (SAM CHUCKLING)
這只是有點瘋了，爸爸。此整個事情，在你的年齡？ It's just kinda insane, Dad. The whole thing, at your age?
適合人們在20年代無法做到這一點，爸爸。 Fit people in their 20's can't do it, Dad.
這需要五個月five數以百萬計的步驟。 It takes five months and five millions steps.
- 行走 - 是的。 - Of walking. - Yes.
我已經做了一段時​​間，你知道的。 I've been doing it for a while, you know.
爸爸，登山不走。 Dad, hiking is not walking.
一年兩千人嘗試這樣做。Less超過10％，做到這一點。 Two thousand people a year try to do this. Less than 10% make it.
你應該看到的統計數據非有多少人寫完一本書。 You ought to see the statistics on how many people finish writing a book.
（嘆氣）有別人I想讓你見見。好吧？ (SIGHS) There's somebody I want you to meet. All right?
嘿，戴夫。 Hey, Dave.
怎麼樣了？ How's it going?
這是戴維。 This is Dave.
- 戴夫-你好。 - Dave. - Hello.
他曾徒步無處不在。 He has hiked everywhere.
他可以回答任何問題，您有任何東西。 He can answer any question you have about anything.
好。他能告訴我why的籠中鳥唱？ Okay. Can he tell me why the caged bird sings?
您能不能給我們只是第二？而且可以嗎？ Can you give us just a second? And can I?
我們可以保持對笑話的蓋子，好嗎？ Can we keep a lid on the jokes, please?
注意，而他的談話， Pay attention while he's talking,
不說，「您一定是在我拉屎」 and don't say, "You've got to be shitting me"
當他告訴你的東西的價格。 when he tells you the price of something.
山姆，你像我以前從來沒有安營紮寨。 Sam, you act like I've never camped before.
帳篷是一頂帳篷。 A tent is a tent.
這還具有70旦，高密度的，耐磨的飛 This also has a 70 denier, high-density, abrasion-resistant fly
用同樣的防裂織。 with that same rip stop weave.
而就看看這些接縫。 And just look at these seams.
所有圈刮倒。無偏錄音的整個帳篷。 All lap-felled. No bias taping on the whole tent.
和磁極。顏色編碼，DAC鋁。 And the poles. Color-coded, DAC aluminum.
這是最優秀的工匠。 It's the finest craftsmanship.
是啊，我攜帶這一個古道自己的非幾個部分。 Yeah, I've carried this one on several sections of the trail myself.
你的目的，無法去錯了這個龐然大物。 For your purposes, cannot go wrong with this monster.
好吧，多少錢？ All right, how much is it?
這一個在這裡是289。 This one here is 289.
你一定要拉屎......呵呵，還好。 You've got to be shitting... Oh, okay.
我看到你在想，但出來的線索是什麼，你會感謝我。 I see what you're thinking, but out on the trail, you're gonna thank me.
你來嗎？ Are you coming?
你需要一個防雨罩也是如此，當然。 You'll need a rain cover too, of course.
- 防雨罩？為什麼呢？-為了遮擋雨水。 - A rain cover? Why? - To keep out the rain.
- 該背包不防水-不是100％？ - The backpacks aren't waterproof? - Not 100%.
雨罩重四點6盎司。 The rain cover weighs four point six ounces.
你知道多少重量，這將增加要完全防水一個85升的包？ You know how much weight it would add to fully waterproof an 85-liter pack?
好吧，我會告訴你。 （笑）這是一個很大。 Well, I'll tell you. (CHUCKLES) It's a lot.
讓我們不要忘記... Let's not forget...
哦，讓我猜猜，如果你想要做到一點點即興園藝？ Oh, let me guess, in case you want to do a little impromptu gardening?
不，你知道這個說法，「就拿只是回憶，只留下腳印」。 No. You know the saying, "Take only memories, leave only footprints".
船尾。 Poop.
（笑） (LAUGHS)
- 哦，該死-沒錯。 - Oh, shit. - Exactly.
凱瑟琳：Thought，你會發現這些有趣 CATHERINE: Thought you'd find these interesting.
弗吉尼亞州的男子的遺體left未被發現18天 A Virginia man's remains left undiscovered for 18 days
他患有娜大病醫療條件的在 after he suffers a catastrophic medical condition
短短一個星期到他的獨奏跋涉。 just one week into his solo trek.
通過最常見的傳播infected囓齒類動物的唾液，尿液和糞便， Most commonly spread through infected rodent saliva, urine, and feces,
在空中飄浮的顆粒... which become airborne particles...
若干執法人員have表示擔​​心 Several law enforcement personnel have expressed concern
有關駭人聽聞諾夫這些最新的謀殺案， about the gruesome nature of these latest murders,
包括解體和儀式的野性。​​ including dismemberment and ritualistic savagery.
你是不是做這個孤單。 You are not doing this alone.
BRYSON：這是布賴森 BRYSON: This is Bryson.
你會怎樣想和我一起對於一個小散步？ How would you like to join me for a little stroll?
這是一個機會，抓住一些新鮮的空氣，while還是有一些左側。 It's a chance to grab some fresh air, while there's still some left.
要知道，研究表明Americans需要走更多。 You know, studies show Americans need to walk more.
我們的祖先，他們走無處不在。 Our forefathers, they walked everywhere.
它會給你點事做對於未來六個月。 It'll give you something to do for the next six months.
讓我知道如果你有興趣。 Let me know if you're interested.
CATHERINE：狂犬病，瘋狂的臭鼬，raccoons，松鼠， CATHERINE: Rabies, crazed skunks, raccoons, and squirrels,
無情火蟻，並勒索黑蠅。 merciless fire ants, and ravening blackfly.
毒藤，毒漆樹，毒橡樹， Poison ivy, poison sumac, poison oak,
毒蠑螈，內文的駝鹿？散射 poison salamanders, even a scattering of moose?
（手機發出提示音） (PHONE BEEPS)
MAN 1：布賴森，四個字：不是在此生 MAN 1: Bryson, four words: Not in this lifetime.
（嗶嗶聲） (BEEPS)
MAN 2：我希望我可以，比爾，但我剛換了新的β受體阻滯劑 MAN 2: I wish I could, Bill, but I just switched to a new beta blocker.
我幾乎有足夠的精力 I barely have enough energy
- 在穿好衣服...... -（聲） - to get dressed in the... - (BEEPS)
MAN 3：下一次，我打電話了一些有趣的東西。 MAN 3: Next time, call me for something fun.
- 像結腸鏡檢查-（聲） - Like a colonoscopy. - (BEEPS)
MAN 4：比爾，我想你已經受害人諾夫身份盜竊 MAN 4: Bill, I think you've been the victim of identity theft.
我得到了最荒唐的消息 I got the most ridiculous message
- 從有人自稱... -（聲） - from someone claiming... - (BEEPS)
MAN 5：比爾，你知道你可以看到整個trail在網上不到四分鐘 MAN 5: Bill, you know you can see the whole trail online in less than four minutes?
你知道，你不能指望丹讓步。Dying並不等於說沒有。 You know, you can't count Dan Budge. Dying is not the same as saying no.
（BRYSON喃喃自語） (BRYSON MUMBLES)
難道我們知道的？關於丹的死亡？ Did we know about that? About Dan's death?
是的，我想尼特是Janice的聖誕賀卡。 Yeah, I think it was in Janice's Christmas card.
嗯，這解釋了她為什麼這麼惱火關於我的邀請。 Well, that explains why she was so miffed about my invitation.
（響鈴） (PHONE RINGING)
它在... It's in the...
- （聲）-餵？ - (BEEPS) - Hello?
您好？ Hello?
卡茨：嘿，這是我 KATZ: Hey, it's me.
對不起？ I'm sorry?
布賴森，這是卡茨。 Bryson, it's Katz.
- 這是卡茨-呀？。 - It's Katz? - Yeah.
- 斯蒂芬-呀 - Stephen? - Yeah.
- （KATZ笑）-哇。 - (KATZ LAUGHS) - Whoa.
你在美國？ You're in the States?
是啊。你在哪？ Yeah, yeah. Where are you?
（笑）我在得梅因。Where地獄別人會怎樣？ (CHUCKLES) I'm in Des Moines. Where the hell else would I be?
嗯，這是很好的聽到你的聲音。 Well, it's good to hear your voice.
呀。嘿，道格告訴我，此阿帕拉契小徑交易你。 Yeah. Hey, Doug told me about this Appalachian Trail deal of yours.
你是認真的？ Are you serious about that?
是的，我很認真的。 Yes, I'm very serious.
你想也許我可以和你一起去？ You think maybe I could come with you?
（結巴）你想和我一起去？ (STAMMERS) You wanna come with me?
是啊，如果這是一個問題，我明白了。 Yeah, if it's a problem, I understand.
- 。不，不，不，不-我的意思是，我明白，如果你不想讓我 - No, no, no, no. - I mean, I understand if you don't want me.
沒有，為什麼...為什麼不是我想要你？ No, why... Why wouldn't I want you?
因為，你知道，I還欠你來自歐洲的600塊錢。 Because, you know, I still owe you 600 bucks from Europe.
嗯，這是四十年前，斯蒂芬。 Well, that was forty years ago, Stephen.
是啊，但我還是打算給你錢了。 Yeah, but I still intend to pay you.
好吧，我知道你是好它。 Well, I know you're good for it.
啊，太好了，太好了。 Ah, great, great.
BRYSON：那麼，什麼樣的形狀，你的？ BRYSON: So, what kind of shape you in?
好了，我的身體狀況很好。I到處走的這些日子。 Well, I'm in good shape. I walk everywhere these days.
真？ Really?
是啊，既然混蛋took了我的執照。 Yeah, since the bastards took away my license.
（笑） (CHUCKLES)
嗯... Um...
那麼，如何你是熊？ So, how are you with bears?
那麼，他們沒有得到我呢。（笑） Well, they haven't gotten me yet. (LAUGHS)
那麼，你知道不可能有一隻黑熊within1500英里得梅因，卡茨的。 Well, you know there can't be a black bear within 1,500 miles of Des Moines, Katz.
這就是我要說的，夥計。Those不要臉保持距離。 That's what I'm saying, man. Those fuckers keep their distance.
（既詼諧） (BOTH LAUGHING)
你絕對猜不到剛才誰給我打電話。 You'll never guess who just gave me a call.
不不不。不斯蒂芬·卡茨。 No, no, no. Not Stephen Katz.
嗯，嗯。 Mmm-mmm.
你說我不能一個人去。 You said I couldn't go alone.
好吧，假設你打算要有人負責。 Well, presuming you were going to get somebody responsible.
你甚至不認識他。 You don't even know him.
嗯，我知道的故事。Didn't他有酗酒的問題？ Well, I know the stories. Didn't he have a drinking problem?
大家都在喝的問題。 We all had drinking problems.
好了，你們倆結束了非對方的神經在歐洲。 Well, you two ended up on each other's nerves in Europe.
不，不，不，不。我們開始了對對方的神經。 No, no, no, no. We started out on each other's nerves.
我們結束了輕視對方。 We ended up despising each other.
（嘲笑） (SCOFFS)
你知道我討厭這個，對吧？ You know I hate this, right?
親愛的，我真的不認為您有什麼可擔心的。 Sweetheart, I really don't think you have anything to worry about.
不。我老公迷了路任天堂的樹林裡， No. Just my husband wandering off into the woods,
肯定要受傷或死亡 surely to be maimed or killed
或承包一些可怕的parasitic疾病當中， or contract some ghastly parasitic disease which,
如果幸運的話，就會讓他撐起在椅子上，流口水進了自己的圍脖。 if lucky, will leave him propped up in a chair, drooling into his own bib.
但是，沒有什麼可擔心的，當然由於 But there's nothing to worry about, because of course
我會是一個預期站在BY你的身邊，餵你冰塊 I'll be the one expected to stand by your side, feeding you ice chips
直到你投降該不願透露姓名的弊病，和又算得了什麼？ until you capitulate to this unnamed malady, and then what?
我可以站在前面諾夫一些華而不實教會的說法， I get to stand in front of some gaudy church saying,
「他是一個充滿愛心的丈夫和父親， "He was a loving husband and father,
「一度被認為是娜人合理的情報， "once considered to be a man of reasonable intelligence,
「自從發現是僅此而已 "since revealed to be nothing more
「不是一個愚蠢的和徹底的傻瓜。」 "than a daft and utter fool."
嗯，這是一個恥辱，我不會BE那裡聽到這種說法。 Well, it's a shame I won't be there to hear it.
你看，我知道這看起來像，好嗎？ Look, I know what this seems like, okay?
你有沒有實際thought這通過在所有？ Have you actually thought this through at all?
當然不是。 Of course not.
女：（ON PA）黎巴嫩機場歡迎Cape航空航班106 WOMAN: (ON PA) Lebanon Airport welcomes Cape Air Flight 106.
旅客從斯普林菲爾德抵達 Travelers arriving from Springfield
可以提取行李納特行李提取轉盤四。 can claim their baggage at Baggage Claim Carousel Four.
（石鱸） (GRUNTS)
你是我拉屎。 You are shitting me.
（BRYSON笑） (BRYSON CHUCKLES)
- 嘿，斯蒂芬-布賴森。 - Hey, Stephen. - Bryson.
你好嗎？ How are you?
你好，史蒂夫 - O。 Hello, Steve-o.
這是我的妻子。 This is my wife.
你是英國護士I've久聞。 You're the British nurse I've heard so much about.
- 我當然希望如此-呀。 - I certainly hope so. - Yeah.
很高興見到你。 Good to meet you.
這就像一個熊抱一點點。 That's a little bit like a bear hug.
你一瘸一拐的？ Are you limping?
哦，這是一個鈦膝蓋，和這其中的一招膝蓋，你知道的。 Oh, that's a titanium knee, and this one's a trick knee, you know.
- BRYSON：哦-讓我看看，我得把... - BRYSON: Oh. - Let me see, I've got to get...
（叫聲） (GRUNTING)
（CRANKING自動售貨機） (CRANKING VENDING MACHINE)
我得吃每隔一小時左右，否則我得到這些，呃... I gotta eat every hour or so, otherwise I get these, uh...
- 什麼，情節 - 不，不，他們是... - What, episodes? - No, no, they're...
- BRYSON：癲癇-發作，這是正確的。 - BRYSON: Seizures? - Seizures, that's right.
- 你得到性發作-嗯，嗯？ - You get seizures? - Mmm-hmm.
是啊。你知道，我吃了被污染的phenethylamines大約10年前， Yeah. You know, I ate some contaminated phenethylamines about 10 years ago,
它完全頂起我的系統中，您知道。 and it totally jacked up my system, you know.
- ？我還以為你說你在造型-我。 - I thought you said you were in shape? - I am.
卡茨：所以他們倆脫下非摩托車 KATZ: So the two of them take off on a motorbike
我們沒有選擇，只能搭車所有的方式回到聖塞巴斯蒂安。 and we have no choice but to hitchhike all the way back to San Sebastian.
我們進入第一個酒館，和繁榮，尚有他們。 We go into the first pub, and boom, there they are.
因此，六小時後魏英瑛絆倒了海灘， So, six hours later we stumble out to the beach,
與布賴森堅持having的漂亮女孩， and Bryson insists on having the pretty girl,
- 當然，紅髮-哦。 - of course, the redhead. - Ooh.
而我得到了馬面的金髮，你知道的。 And I get the horse-faced blonde, you know.
呃，布賴森！ Uh, Bryson!
我不敢相信......來吧，坐。 I can't believe... Come on, sit.
我簡直不敢相信你從來沒有告訴過凱蒂有關西班牙。 I can't believe you never told Cathy about Spain.
哦，那一定是我忘了。 Oh, it must have slipped my mind.
嗯，我不知道為什麼？ Hmm, I wonder why?
反正第二天we're在火車前往馬德里。 Anyway, the next day we're on a train to Madrid.
布賴森去頭​​和我不買不買它， Bryson goes to the head and I don't pay any attention to it,
和他在那裡很長一段時間。 and he's in there a long time.
最後，我抬頭一看，和他出來向座椅 Finally, I look up, and he's coming out toward the seat
他只是刮傷和劃傷... and he's just scratching and scratching...
- 得到它了。得到了它。-（CATHERINE感嘆） - Got it. Got it. - (CATHERINE EXCLAIMING)
我對他說，「嘿，布賴森，這是怎麼回事？」 I said to him, "Hey, Bryson, what's going on?"
他說，「下一次你可以有紅頭」。 And he says, "Next time you can have the red-head".
（SAM笑的尷尬） (SAM LAUGHING AWKWARDLY)
- 有沒有紅頭的圖片-卡茨：我想是這樣？ - Is there a picture of the red-head? - KATZ: I think so.
我想看到的紅頭髮。I'd喜歡看到紅色的頭。 I'd like to see the redhead. I'd love to see the red-head.
- 這是一個非常偉大的故事-凱瑟琳：她不在這裡。 - That's a really great story. - CATHERINE: She's not in here.
- 感謝您與我的家人分享了-凱瑟琳：她在哪裡？ - Thank you for sharing that with my family. - CATHERINE: Where is she?
嗯，我有更多的人，布賴森。 Well, I have more of them, Bryson.
不，不，這是偉大的。 No, no, that's great.
- 不，不，我想我們應該有一些更-好吧。 - No, no, I think we should have a few more. - All right.
我們在尼斯，並布賴森去這個 We were in Nice, and Bryson goes to this
非常有名的酒店有called五月花... very famous hotel there called The Mayflower...
（電視播放功能含糊不清） (TV PLAYING INDISTINCTLY)
（喘氣） (GASPS)
嗯，在小房間。 Mmm, the Cubbies.
（笑） (LAUGHS)
（嘆氣） (SIGHS)
哦，分解。 Oh, decomposed.
哦，我的上帝。 Oh, my God.
（笑著） (CHUCKLING)
（叫聲） (GRUNTING)
（打TUNE） (PLAYING TUNE)
你還在玩那件事？ You still playing that thing?
哦耶。不是很好，但我打。（笑） Oh, yeah. Not good, but I'm playing. (CHUCKLES)
你怎麼樣，還在打鼓？ How about you, still playing the drums?
哦，上帝，沒有。我幾年前道了。 Oh, God, no. I gave that up years ago.
哦。 Oh.
那是你的女兒嗎？ Is that your daughter?
- 是啊她媽媽N-注意到。僥那裡。 - Yeah. - Takes after her mother. Lucky break there.
（都笑） (BOTH LAUGH)
- 有多少孫子在所有-三，和另一個在路上？ - How many grandchildren in all? - Three, and another one on the way.
你真的把它關閉，布賴森。 You really pulled it off, Bryson.
你懂的？ You know?
不，我的意思是。我為你感到高興。 No, I mean that. I'm happy for you.
那麼，你怎麼樣，斯蒂芬？你...你已經沒事吧？ Well, how about you, Stephen? You... You been okay?
我？哦，見鬼，是的。 Me? Oh, hell, yeah.
我花了半輩子醉酒，chasing貓。 I spent half my life getting drunk, chasing pussy.
另一半我浪費了。 （笑） The other half I wasted. (LAUGHS)
- 你有沒有見過這些東西-呀？。 - Have you seen these things? - Yeah.
（呼氣深深的） (EXHALES DEEPLY)
性交。 Fucked.
嘿，你知道， Hey, you know,
大家都認為we're要走上這條道路 everyone thinks we're going to go onto that trail
並退出一周後，像大多數人那樣。 and quit after a week, like most people do.
我們不是一般人，布賴森。 We're not most people, Bryson.
不，不，我們不是。 No. No, we're not.
- 那麼，晚安-晚安。 - So, good night. - Good night.
（笑） (LAUGHS)
（AIRPLANE呼呼） (AIRPLANE WHIRRING)
既然這樣的話。 All right then.
- 謝謝你，布賴森夫人。再見。-不客氣。祝你好運。 - Thank you, Mrs. Bryson. Bye. - You're welcome. Good luck.
我裡面見到你。對？ I'll meet you inside. Right?
- 我會想念你，你知道-我希望如此。 - I will miss you, you know. - I hope so.
（笑） (CHUCKLES)
我只想去此記錄的最後一次 I just want to go on the record one last time
並說，我也愛你。 and say, I do love you.
盡量不要死，好嗎？ Try not to die, okay?
我會盡力的。 I'll do my best.
繼續。開溜。 Go on. Bugger off.
我記得這個傢伙，我拿起。HE來到了開拓者。 I remember this one guy that I picked up. He came off the Trail.
他不喜歡你們，年輕不少。 He's not like you guys, a lot younger.
他回到那裡，剛開始哭了起來。 He got back there and just started crying.
我是認真的。Cried一路回亞特蘭大。 I'm serious. Cried all the way back to Atlanta.
坐在後面有嗚咽像個孩子。 Sat back there whimpering like a child.
當你把人趕走， When you drop people off,
你可以告訴they're是否會成功與否？ can you tell whether they're going to make it or not?
哦。是的，先生，是的，先生。每條時間，相當接近。 Oh. Yes, sir, yes, sir. Every time, pretty near.
怎麼樣我們？ How about us?
呵呵，好了，我們在這裡。 （笑） Oh, well, here we are. (CHUCKLES)
謝謝。 Thank you.
- 在這裡，你去-好。 - Here you go. - Okay.
- 七早餐-七。 - Breakfast at seven. - Seven.
- 是啊。好吧，-好。 - Yeah. Okay. - Okay.
（人說話含糊不清） (PEOPLE TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
我希望你不介意我的說法， I hope you don't mind my saying,
但這些都是關於此最該死的煎餅我曾經有過。 but these are about the best damn pancakes I ever had.
是對的嗎？嗯，我喜歡一個人who讚賞他的煎餅。 Is that right? Well, I like a man who appreciates his pancakes.
- 嗯，我肯定不欣賞這些，蜂蜜-（笑）。 - Well, I sure do appreciate these, honey. - (LAUGHS)
- 你想喝杯咖啡-呀？。 - Would you like some coffee? - Yeah.
我給你拿菜單。 And I'll get you a menu.
不，不，我已經吃過。謝謝。 No, no, I've already eaten. Thanks.
不難看，是吧？ Not bad looking, huh?
那要看。 That depends.
你知道我找寧女可好？ You know what I look for in a female these days?
心跳和全套四肢。 A heartbeat and a full set of limbs.
那麼，大多數人降低標準納斯他們的年齡。 Well, most people lower their standards as they age.
- 是啊-你實際上已經提出你的。 - Yeah? - You've actually raised yours.
（笑） (CHUCKLES)
要知道，布賴森，我一直在思考。 You know, Bryson, I've been thinking.
讓我們在這裡呆了一夜。 Let's stay here another night.
- ？你在開玩笑吧-號號是外面冷。 - You kidding? - No. No. It is cold outside.
它的溫暖在這裡了。 It's warm in here.
- 我要去-等一下。 （石鱸） - I am going. - Wait a minute. (GRUNTS)
我們去。我們去。 We go. We go.
嘿，堅持下去。我想說幾句話如果你不介意的。 Hey, hang on. I'd like to say a few words if you don't mind.
好吧。 All right.
- 我不希望達到的隱喻，但是... - 不，到達，布賴森，到達。 - I don't want to reach for metaphors, but... - No, reach, Bryson, reach.
好了，他們說，此阿帕拉契小徑如人生。 Well, they say the Appalachian Trail is like life.
嗯哼。 Uh-huh.
你不知道什麼是未來，你不要know什麼接下來會發生什麼， You don't know what's ahead, you don't know what's going to happen next,
但你給它你最好的拍攝。 but you give it your best shot.
盡力而為... Your best...
所以，關於這一點... So, on that note...
- ？我們去-我們去。 - We go? - We go.
好吧。 All right.
（卡茨氣喘吁籲） (KATZ PANTING)
你跟上？ You keeping up?
是啊。緊跟。 Yeah. Keeping up.
（嘆氣） (SIGHS)
我們是遠足或漫步？ Are we hiking or strolling?
什麼，是這一場比賽嗎？ What, is this a race?
我們正在努力做的11英里。 We're trying to do 11 miles.
穩紮穩打，夥計。您想滅掉你的雙腿，勇往直前。 Slow and steady, pal. You wanna burn out your legs, go ahead.
（連天） (GROANING)
- 只要是好的午夜前到達 - 是啊，嗯。 - Just be nice to get there before midnight. - Yeah, well.
（石鱸），這將是很好。 (GRUNTS) That would be nice.
前進。幫助自己。 Go ahead. Help yourselves.
哦，天啊。 Oh, jeez.
好了，完成下面的句子。 Okay, complete the following sentence.
什麼起必有 What goes up must come
向下。 down.
？IT不能到底發生了什麼下來上山一路緬因州。 What the hell happened to down? It can't be uphill all the way to Maine.
即將通過。 Coming through.
哦，我的上帝。好吧。 Oh, my God. All right.
- ？這是怎麼回事-並不多。 - What's up? - Not much.
- 美麗的日子 - 是的，這肯定是。 - Beautiful day. - Yeah, it sure is.
- 對不起-好。 - Excuse me. - Okay.
小不要臉。 Little fuckers.
MAN：這只是在山上，夥計們。 MAN: It's just over the hill, guys.
（卡茨氣喘吁籲） (KATZ PANTING)
（叫聲） (GRUNTING)
- 卡茨：男孩-你還好嗎？ - KATZ: Boy. - You okay?
卡茨：是的。我差點掉下來的日誌。 KATZ: Yeah. I almost fell off the log.
（褲子） (PANTS)
有多遠，你的身影，我們已經走了？ How far do you figure we've gone?
哦，大約四分之一英里。 Oh, about a quarter of a mile.
Motherfuck。 Motherfuck.
我們要去了嗎？ We're going already?
（叫聲） (GRUNTING)
剛才殺了我。 Just kill me now.
我不在乎你怎麼做，但請，就殺了我吧。 I don't care how you do it, but please, just kill me now.
（連天） (GROANING)
（喘氣） (PANTING)
- 什麼，這就是它？不吃飯嗎？-（連天） - What, that's it? No dinner? - (GROANING)
（壓縮和解帳篷） (ZIPPING UP TENT)
（卡茨的呻吟聲） (KATZ GROANS)
卡茨：你好。 KATZ: Hiya.
- 卡茨：你還記得蘭德爾農場-？當然。 - KATZ: You remember the Randall Farm? - Of course.
卡茨：超沃爾瑪現在。 KATZ: Super-Walmart now.
BRYSON：基督。 BRYSON: Christ.
卡茨：舊的驅動器在戰區？ KATZ: The old drive-in theater?
- BRYSON：不要告訴我-（笑）。 - BRYSON: Don't tell me. - (CHUCKLES)
- 卡茨：斯巴魯現在經銷商-號。 - KATZ: Subaru dealership now. - No.
卡茨：是的。我得到了我的第一次口交那裡。 KATZ: Yeah. I got my first blowjob there.
- BRYSON：在斯巴魯經銷商-（笑） - BRYSON: In the Subaru dealership? - (CHUCKLES)
- 開化得稍晚了一點，呵呵-（笑） - Bit of a late bloomer, huh? - (LAUGHS)
我碰到了吉米·鄧肯娜幾個星期前。 I bumped into Jimmy Duncan a few weeks back.
你還記得他嗎？ You remember him?
- 是啊。他的媽媽曾在圖書館？-（笑） - Yeah. His mom worked at the library? - (LAUGHS)
「當然，你還記得他的媽媽。 'Course you remember his mom.
BRYSON：是啊，她很不錯。 BRYSON: Yeah, she was nice.
卡茨：她沒有自己的胸罩。 KATZ: And she didn't own a bra.
- BRYSON：嗯，如果她做到了，她從來沒有穿過它-（笑）。 - BRYSON: Well, if she did, she never wore it. - (LAUGHS)
KATZ：人，我喜歡那個庫。 KATZ: Man, I loved that library.
（口琴扮演） (HARMONICA PLAYING)
（繼續播放） (CONTINUES PLAYING)
- KATZ：嘿，布賴森-呀？ - KATZ: Hey, Bryson? - Yeah?
卡茨：你真的保持著聯繫with道格Glawinski這些年？ KATZ: Have you really kept in touch with Doug Glawinski all these years?
BRYSON：沒有，一點都沒有。為什麼？ BRYSON: No, not at all. Why?
卡茨：你邀請他，SO我只是好奇。 KATZ: You invited him, so I was just curious.
BRYSON：嗯，是的I請大家我能想到的。 BRYSON: Well, yeah. I invited everyone I could think of.
KATZ：不，不是每一個人。 KATZ: No, not everyone.
我聽說這件事從道格。 I heard about it from Doug.
BRYSON：我不認為我有你的電話號碼。 BRYSON: I don't think I had your number.
卡茨：你有道格的數量？ KATZ: You had Doug's number?
BRYSON：嗯，如果它讓你感覺更好，倪真的不喜歡道格。 BRYSON: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I really don't like Doug.
卡茨：（大笑）阱，我不怪你。 KATZ: (LAUGHING) Well, I don't blame you.
我不知道怎麼說的應該為了讓我感覺更好，雖然。 I'm not sure how that's supposed to make me feel better, though.
BRYSON：是的。 BRYSON: Yeah.
我想我真的沒有想到通過。 I guess I really didn't think that through.
晚安。 Good night.
卡茨：晚安。 KATZ: Good night.
（帳篷解壓） (TENT UNZIPPING)
你埋葬你的屎？ You burying your shit?
是。 Yes.
- 在樹林-呀？。 - In the woods? - Yeah.
哦，布賴森，我已經錯過了你。 Oh, Bryson, I've missed you.
謝謝。 （笑） Thank you. (LAUGHING)
迫不及待地閱讀這本書。 Can't wait to read about this in the book.
BRYSON：我不寫了一本書。 BRYSON: I'm not writing a book.
你好。 Hi.
你們在這裡露營？ You guys camping here?
不，我們住在這裡。 No, we live here.
（笑） (LAUGHS)
什麼是你們在吃什麼？ What are you guys eating?
麵條？唉，鑄成大錯。 Noodles? Ugh, big mistake.
麵條已經得到了一樣，沒有精力在其中。I的意思一樣，零。 Noodles have got, like, no energy in them. I mean, like, zero.
我是瑪麗·艾倫。那是你的帳篷？ I'm Mary Ellen. Is that your tent?
BRYSON：是的。 BRYSON: Yeah.
哦，鑄成大錯。 Oh, big mistake.
他們一定是看到你來納特露營商店。 They must have seen you coming at the camping store.
- ？多少錢你為它付出-我不記得了。 - How much did you pay for it? - I don't remember.
太多。這是多少。 （笑） Too much. That's how much. (LAUGHS)
早該三個賽季的帳篷我的朋友。 Shoulda got a three-season tent, my friend.
這是一個三賽季的帳篷。 It is a three-season tent.
請原諒我這麼說，但它一樣，認真啞 Pardon me for saying so, but it is, like, seriously dumb
來這裡三月without三個賽季的帳篷。 to come out here in March without a three-season tent.
這是四月。 （笑著）AND它是三賽季的帳篷。 It's April. (CHUCKLING) And it is a three-season tent.
這是一個三賽季的帳篷。 That's a three-season tent.
不不。這些都是三個賽季的帳篷。 No, no. Those are both three-season tents.
不，我不這麼認為。 No. I don't think so.
（石鱸） (GRUNTS)
多少英里今天你們倆在幹什麼？ How many miles did you guys do today?
大約10。 Around 10.
十？哦，你一定是真的變了形。 Ten? Oh, you must be really out of shape.
我做了一四〇二年。開始在古奇峽。 I did fourteen-two. Started at Gooch Gap.
好了，所以我們才。它的八個點四人。 Well, so did we. And it's eight point four.
- 第-（吃吃的笑）是的。這是八點四人。 - No. - (CHUCKLING) It is. It's eight point four.
打擾一下。不過，我想我應該知道。倪剛走到它。 Excuse me. But I think I ought to know. I just walked it.
所以，我們才。它的八個點四人。 So did we. And it's eight point four.
番茄，tomahto。 Tomato, tomahto.
你知道你的問題是什麼？ You know what your problem is?
你太胖了。 You're too fat.
打擾一下？ Excuse me?
你應該放棄一些tonnage的你打的登山口前。 You should have dropped some of that tonnage before you hit the trailhead.
我的意思是，你容易有某種諾夫嚴重心臟的東西在這裡。 I mean, you're liable to have some sort of serious heart thing out here.
（抱怨聲） (GRUMBLING)
所以，我只是一個人走，因為每個人都知道我很無聊。 And so I just walk alone, because everybody I know is boring.
我是唯一的人，我知道who不承擔自己的死亡。 I'm the only person I know who doesn't bore myself to death.
另外，如果我走了別人， Also, if I walked with someone else,
我不得不看著他們做，你知道，mistake錯誤後的錯誤後， I'd have to watch them make, you know, mistake after mistake after mistake,
我會發瘋，然後我會不理智非線索，你知道嗎？ and I'd go crazy, and then I'd not be sane on the trail, you know?
我當時想，「瑪麗·艾倫，who的唯一的人，你知道 I was like, "Mary Ellen, who's the only person you know
「誰不亂了？」它的樣子，我。 "who doesn't mess up?" and it's like, me.
我通過這個人去了，尼特是一樣，啞巴。 I went through this person, it was, like, dumb.
這個人，無聊。這個人，愚蠢的。Dumb，啞巴。枯燥，乏味。 That person, boring. This person, dumb. Dumb, dumb. Boring, boring.
我知道你在想什麼。我沒有結婚。 I know what you're thinking. I'm not married.
BRYSON：我不知道為什麼？ BRYSON: I wonder why?
好吧，我有一個男朋友，但他在佛羅里達州，他是在監獄裡。 Well, I do have a boyfriend, but he's in Florida and he's in prison.
我不會跟他加息，即使他不 I wouldn't hike with him even if he wasn't
因為你不能信任一個罪犯，和他的愚蠢。 because you can't trust a convict, and he's dumb.
而枯燥，其實。 And boring, actually.
什麼是你的星座？I打賭你是雙子座的，不是嗎？ What's your star sign? I bet you're a Gemini, aren't you?
嗯，我在此真的很不錯。我有一個禮物。 Ah, I'm really good at this. I have a gift.
- 不，我不是雙子座-我認為你是。 - No, I'm not a Gemini. - I think you are.
其實，我是獅子座。 Actually, I'm a Leo.
我不認為如此。我在此真的很不錯。 I don't think so. I'm really good at this.
我出生在8月。 I was born in August.
嗯，檢查你的出生證明。 Mmm, check your birth certificate.
- 你呢？你是天秤座。-（嘲笑） - And you? You're a Libra. - (SCOFFS)
絕對是天秤座。I可以謀生這樣做。 Definitely a Libra. I could make a living doing this.
你兩，蜂蜜零。零點二。 You're zero for two, honey. Zero for two.
你們能猜到我是誰？ Can you guys guess what I am?
- 夫婦的想法浮現在腦海中-呀？ - Couple of thoughts come to mind. - Yeah?
瑪麗埃倫：（唱）She的通宵在陽光 MARY ELLEN: (SINGING) She's up all night to the sun
我整夜得到一些 I'm up all night to get some
她是通宵為好好玩 She's up all night for good fun
我們整夜得到幸運 We're up all night to get lucky
（接上唱） (CONTINUES SINGING)
卡茨：他媽的。 KATZ: Fuck.
他媽的。該死的！ God damn it. Damn it!
（連天） (GROANING)
（解壓縮） (UNZIPPING)
我向上帝發誓，我要撕了她喉部出來。 I swear to God I'm gonna rip her larynx out.
我不知道這是怎麼回事做到這一點。I有一個更好的計劃。 I'm not sure that's going to do it. I got a better plan.
來吧，把它在我身上。 Go on, lay it on me.
好了，根據地圖，魏英瑛到海華希的明天。 Okay, according to the map, we get to Hiawassee tomorrow.
我們早點開始，我們徒步辛苦，魏英瑛可以把我們之間有一段距離。 We get an early start and we hike hard, we can put some distance between us.
是的，這可能比我的計劃更好。 Yeah, that's probably better than my plan.
你對此有何計劃？ What's your plan?
殺了她。以她的流行撻。 Kill her. Take her Pop-tarts.
- 嘿，早上好- BOTH：早上好。 - Hey, good morning. - BOTH: Good morning.
你們在前往？ You guys heading out?
是啊。你要我們等你？ Yeah. You want us to wait for you?
是的，我們會等。 Yeah, we'll wait.
不，我會趕上。我很普通。 Nah, I'll catch up. I'm pretty regular.
（耳語）我們去。 (WHISPERS) We go.
BRYSON：我們還有一對夫婦更英里。 BRYSON: We've still got a couple more miles.
如何追溯到她是誰？ How far back is she?
她獲得。 She's gaining.
- 我不認為...... -我不...（叫喊） - I don't think... - I don't... (YELPS)
我們需要一個新的計劃。 We need a new plan.
- 是的，我們做的。我們需要一個新的計劃。-呀。 - Yeah, we do. We need a new plan. - Yeah.
（喘氣） (PANTING)
噓。 Shh.
我什麼也沒說。 I didn't say anything.
- 嗯，你聽起來像一個DC-10。小聲點。-哦。 - Well, you sound like a DC-10. Keep it down. - Oh.
- （喘氣）-（腳步聲逼近） - (PANTING) - (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)
在這裡，她來了。 Here she comes.
（卡茨喘息） (KATZ WHEEZING)
- 屏住呼吸-（喘氣）。 - Hold your breath. - (GASPS)
（耳語）拿著它，持有它。 (WHISPERS) Hold it, hold it.
（嘆氣） (SIGHS)
（唱）我們已經來太遠，放棄who我們 (SINGING) We've come too far to give up who we are
（石鱸） (GRUNTS)
我們走，我們走！ We go, we go!
- 嘿嘿嘿！嘿！ - 嘿！ - Hey, hey, hey! Hey! - Hey!
等待，停止！ Wait, stop!
到底是誰的能阻止我們？我們看起來像狗屎。 Who the hell's gonna stop for us? We look like shit.
KATZ：餵，站住！ KATZ: Hey, stop!
（輪胎扯開） (TIRES SCREECHING)
他們停止了！ They stopped!
（ROCK音樂播放立體聲） (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO)
（輪胎的尖叫） (TIRES SCREECH)
嘿，你的男生想拼車？ Hey, you boys want a ride?
當然有！ Sure do!
（笑） (LAUGHS)
你們都已經原諒我們。我們正在慶祝。 Y'all have to excuse us. We are celebrating.
是嗎？你在慶祝？ Yeah? What are you celebrating?
我們要結婚的明天。 We are getting married tomorrow.
- 偉大的，偉大的-恭喜你們。 - Great, great. - Congratulations, you guys.
沒錯，達倫正在楠良家婦女了我。 Yeah, Darren is making an honest woman out of me.
- ？是不是啊，寶寶 - 是的，我是。 - Ain't that right, baby? - Yes, I am.
- 嗯，你想看的... -（輪胎的尖叫） - Uh, you wanna watch the... - (TIRES SCREECH)
（DONNA尖叫聲） (DONNA SQUEALS)
（笑） (LAUGHS)
（脫鉤皮帶） (UNHOOKING BELT)
達倫：是的。 DARREN: Yeah.
神聖的狗屎。我想我還是20。 Holy shit. I wish I was still 20.
我想我還是50。 I wish I was still 50.
DONNA：一會兒見你們DARREN：再見，你們。 DONNA: See y'all later. DARREN: Bye, y'all.
我能得到你的男孩喝？ What can I get you boys to drink?
最高的和最冷的啤酒您可以提供的。 The tallest and the coldest beer you can offer.
可樂。 Coke.
- 只是可樂，什麼也沒有-隻是可樂？。我改革。 - Just Coke, nothing in it? - Just Coke. I'm reformed.
- 好吧 - 呃，你知道嗎？ - Okay. - Uh, you know what?
讓我的可樂也。 Make mine a Coke also.
好吧。只需一會兒。 All right. Just a second.
哦，哇。我...讓我印象深刻。 Oh, wow. I'm... I'm impressed.
那麼，你知道，自從I推出我的車路線六， Well, you know, ever since I rolled my car on route six,
- 我不得不重新思考一些事情-呀，那會做到這一點。 - I had to rethink some things. - Yeah, that'll do it.
一位女士警察走到窗口和她撞倒。 A lady cop came up to the window and she knocked.
我是倒掛的安全帶和我說，「這有什麼問題，官？」 I was hanging upside down by the seatbelt and I said, "What's the problem, officer?"
（笑） (CHUCKLES)
她只是盯著我，走開了。 She just stared at me and walked away.
所以，我沒有因為喝酒。 So I haven't had a drink since.
- 真的-呀？。 - Really? - Yeah.
嗯，這是很好的。 Well, that's good.
- 適合你-呀。為我好。 - Good for you. - Yeah. Good for me.
真。 Really.
啊。 Ah.
要知道，布賴森， You know, Bryson,
我一直看著門口那邊I一直看到瑪麗·艾倫·未來通過。 I keep looking at the door over there and I keep seeing Mary Ellen coming through.
我希望你不會告訴我你想念她嗎？ I hope you're not going to tell me you miss her?
哦，不，不。該死的，我不會告訴你。 Oh, no, no. Hell no, I'm not going to tell you that.
我的意思是，我們沒有那種拋棄她，雖然，didn't我們？ I mean, we did kind of ditch her though, didn't we?
不，我們沒有那種只是丟下她不管，Stephen。我們拋棄了她。 No, we didn't just kind of ditch her, Stephen. We ditched her.
是啊。我們離開了她獨自一人在樹林裡BY自己。 Yeah. We left her all alone in the woods by herself.
她獨自走進了樹林。 She came into the woods by herself.
它不像我們簽訂了合同要照顧她。 It's not like we signed a contract to look after her.
沒有，但她很可能嚇得諾夫她一籌莫展。 No, but she's probably scared out of her wits.
什麼是你在她這麼感興趣呢？ What are you so interested in her for?
我不感興趣的她。 I'm not interested in her at all.
該damndest的事情，布賴森，是我是天秤座。 The damndest thing, Bryson, is I am a Libra.
她是正確的。 She got it right.
也許她有一份禮物。 Maybe she has a gift.
什麼樣的機會？ What are the chances?
其中在12，其實。 One in 12, actually.
其中在12這是相當好。 One in 12. That's pretty damn good.
哦。南行，未來通過。 Oh. Southbound, coming through.
MAN：。瑪麗·艾倫·OH，是啊，她談到了你們 MAN: Mary Ellen? Oh, yeah, she talked about you guys.
卡茨：是嗎？她說了什麼？ KATZ: Yeah? What did she say?
- 哦，她的話，正確的 - 卡茨：是嗎？。 - Well, her words, right? - KATZ: Right.
她說，你們were幾個超重懦夫 She said you guys were a couple of overweight wimps
誰不知道第一件事大約徒步旅行。 who didn't know the first thing about hiking.
她累了背著你的。 And she was tired of carrying you.
哦，神聖偉大的基督。 Oh, Holy Christ Almighty.
其實，我覺得她給你打電話娜夫婦的pussies的。 Actually, I think she called you a couple of pussies.
- ？的pussies -的pussies？ - Pussies? - Pussies?
畢竟，我們為她做了？ After all we did for her?
你們知道它應該要雪今晚，對不對？六到八英吋。 You guys know it's supposed to snow tonight, right? Six to eight inches.
？ - 真的- MAN：越漲越高。 - Really? - MAN: More higher up.
這是他們在說什麼。You're將要攀登的權利進去。 That's what they're saying. You're going to be climbing right into it.
- 是啊？呵呵。-呀。 - Yeah? Oh. - Yeah.
- 好吧，我得繼續前進，夥計們。安全- BRYSON：謝謝。 - Well, I gotta keep moving, guys. Be safe. - BRYSON: Thanks.
卡茨：？雪該傢伙出了他心中他媽的。 KATZ: Snow? That guy's out of his fucking mind.
（風呼呼） (WIND WHOOSHING)
（尖叫） (SCREAMING)
你還好嗎？ You okay?
從來沒有更好的。 Never better.
該死的東西都是沒用的。 Goddamn things are useless.
我在想什麼魏英瑛可以做的就是按照這伐木道路， What I'm thinking we could do is follow this logging road,
得到這個山脊的另一邊，和走出風 get to the other side of this ridge, and get out of the wind
在這裡我們可以設置我們的營地。What你覺得呢？ where we can set up our camp. What do you think?
我？我想我寧願有一個很好的熱浸在一個按摩浴缸。 Me? I think I'd rather have a nice hot soak in a Jacuzzi.
但是，如果你在下面該伐木道路死心塌地，我們可以做到這一點。 But if you're dead-set on following that logging road, we can do that, too.
我們可以節省按摩浴缸其他時間當事情不會這麼好。 We can save the Jacuzzi for another time when things aren't going so well.
（笑著）是啊。 (CHUCKLING) Yeah.
- 我會跟著你-好。 - I'll follow you. - Okay.
卡茨，你還在嗎？ Katz, you still there?
- 卡茨：不幸的是-（笑） - KATZ: Unfortunately. - (CHUCKLES)
就像你說的，布賴森。 Just like you said, Bryson.
該。你永遠不知道什麼樣的未來。 The AT. You never know what lies ahead.
所以才出現。 So it appears.
女：我向你保證，如果有發熱，尼特將是對，親愛的，沒事吧？ WOMAN: I promise you, if there was heat, it would be on, honey, all right?
使用滑石粉，幫助。 Use the talcum powder, that helps.
你好。我們希望能有小屋。Preferably有私人浴室。 Hi. We'd like a cabin. Preferably with a private bath.
船艙去了，前兩天，但我有在工棚兩個空間。 The cabins went two days ago. But I do have two spaces in the bunkhouse.
（卡茨石鱸） (KATZ GRUNTS)
卡茨：我不知道如果你已經意識到了這一點，布賴森， KATZ: I don't know if you're aware of this, Bryson,
但我每次聽到這個詞時「工棚」 but every time I hear the word "bunkhouse"
我的睪丸在我的身體縮起來。 my testicles shrink up inside my body.
歡迎來到戰俘。 Welcome to the Stalag.
有退出委員會納特1900小時會議。 There's a meeting of the Escape Committee at 1900 hours.
哦好的。 Oh, okay.
嘿，你喜歡的XT-85？ Hey, are you liking that XT-85?
你的包。 Your pack.
哦。 Oh.
- 我有一個格雷戈裏 - 哦，是嗎？ - I got a Gregory. - Oh, yeah?
是啊。我看著XT-85，固體包。 Yeah. I looked at the XT-85, solid pack.
但四接入點， But the quad access points,
在格雷戈裏雙水化端口，they賣給我。 dual hydration ports in the Gregory, they sold me.
讓你買什麼了XT-85？ What made you buy an XT-85?
我認為這是比較容易在我的懷裡Nthan攜帶的一切。 I thought it was easier than carrying everything in my arms.
- 為什麼你往上頂-好，熱量增加，夥計？。 - How come you're up top? - Well, heat rises, pal.
（卡茨叫聲） (KATZ GRUNTING)
哦耶。 Oh, yeah.
（大床吱吱作響） (BED CREAKING)
嘿，你知道... Hey, you know...
卡茨：（嘆息）Hey，布賴森，你沒事吧？ KATZ: (GROANS) Hey, Bryson, are you all right?
BRYSON：哦，不做好。 BRYSON: Oh, never better.
（動機播放歌曲） (MOTIVATIONAL SONG PLAYING)
我們可以開始，也許，就在那裡和... We can start, maybe, right there and...
你好。 Hello, there.
你這傢伙，呃，這樣做行嗎？ You guys, uh, doing all right?
是啊，我們很好。 Yeah, we're fine.
因為，你看，當我們得到轉移到另一側， Because, look, when we get over to the other side,
我們剛回來和搶你的包，如果你想要的嗎？ we can just come back and grab your packs if you want?
你知道，這是容易做到的。 You know, it's easy for us.
- 沒問題-快樂幫。 - Not a problem. - Happy to help.
我們喜歡辛苦，我們不喜歡容易。但非常感謝，你知道的。 We like hard, we don't like easy. But thanks a lot, you know.
- 好吧，那麼-好。 - All right, then. - Okay.
- 請原諒我們。好吧，-沒錯。 - Excuse us. All right. - Yep.
- 好男人-沒錯。 - Nice guys. - Yep.
- 我恨他們-我也一樣。 - I hate 'em. - Me, too.
井... Well...
（石鱸） (GRUNTS)
（叫聲） (GRUNTING)
- 這很順利-那是令人耳目一新。 - That went well. - It was refreshing.
布賴森，你就擁有了一切娜人能想到。 Bryson, you've got everything a man could want.
在這裡，你和我一起在樹林裡Ntramping各地。 And here you are, tramping around in the woods with me.
說真的，怎麼辦？ Seriously, what gives?
我不知道。 I don't know.
正如約翰·繆爾曾經說過，「有時候男人正好有 As John Muir once said, "Sometimes a man just has to
「得到一個麵包，把它變成一個sack，並跳過後圍牆。」 "get a loaf of bread and throw it into a sack, and jump over the back fence."
哦，我給你。 Oh, I got you.
生命是一個有點過於完美inside的圍牆，是吧？ Life's a little too perfect inside that fence, huh?
- 不，不，不...... - 哦，你是有道理的，布賴森。 - No, no, no... - Oh, you made sense, Bryson.
你是一個籠子裡的動物。 You're a caged animal.
你想重新回到森林。Live一點。 You wanna get back into that forest. Live a little.
- 這不是它 - 不，那一定是它。 - That's not it. - No, that's got to be it.
所以，你來幹嗎？ So why'd you come?
卡茨：我想我不想用我的一生中此休息在監獄裡。 KATZ: I guess I didn't want to spend the rest of my life in jail.
- BRYSON：什麼？-（吃吃的笑）沒什麼，真的。 - BRYSON: What? - (CHUCKLING) It's nothing, really.
只是一對夫婦尚未行使認股權證的I沒有露面之類的東西。 Just a couple of outstanding warrants I didn't show up for and stuff like that.
耶穌，斯蒂芬，這真的不是您可以從運行。 Jesus, Stephen, that's really not something you can run from.
（卡茨笑） (KATZ LAUGHS)
卡茨：有種其實，你可以。 KATZ: Actually, you kind of can.
BRYSON：同老泉從一些運行NAlways。 BRYSON: Same old Stephen. Always running from something.
KATZ：哦，真的嗎？你是人說話。 KATZ: Oh, really? You're one to talk.
不是你。 Not you.
再次提醒我，為什麼我們在這裡？ Remind me again why we're out here?
它不喜歡你有更好的東西。要做到。 It's was not like you had something better to do.
我記得，其實，你求我來的。 As I recall, in fact, you begged me to come.
我懇求？我求來嗎？我問。 I begged? I begged to come? I asked.
你知道什麼是裂紋我，布賴森？ You know what cracks me up, Bryson?
又是如何預見你的整個人生已成為，一直到沃爾沃。 Is how predictable your whole life has become, right down to the Volvo.
但願有人應該演變 God forbid somebody should evolve
而不是揮霍遠their存在。 rather than squandering away their existence.
我的意思是，看看你。這些年的Nand你還停留在原點。 I mean, look at you. All these years and you're still stuck at square one.
嘿，布賴森。你快樂嗎？ Hey, Bryson. Are you happy?
什麼是地獄樣的一個問題是什麼？ What the hell kind of a question is that?
非常重要的問題，我會說。 Pretty important question, I'd say.
怎麼，你以為你幸福嗎？ What, do you think you're happy?
我想... I think...
哇。 Wow.
大霧山。 The Smokies.
BRYSON：現在，這是有趣的。 BRYSON: Now this is interesting.
哦，上帝，這是驚人的。 Oh, God, this is amazing.
從這裡你可以看到所有3種岩石。 From here you can see all three kinds of rock.
在那裡，你看到Nacross是傾斜的分層節？ There, you see that layered section across that slant?
- 卡茨：是啊-那沉積。 - KATZ: Yeah. - That's sedimentary.
而黑暗的東西在這裡，推升下面BackSlasHn發件人，這是火成岩。 And the dark stuff here, pushing up from underneath, that's igneous.
想想火山。 Think volcanic.
你是怎麼知道這些東西？ How do you know all this stuff?
嗯，有這些東西叫做書。 Well, there are these things called books.
- 哦。別開玩笑了，他們叫書？ - 是啊，他們就像電視聰明的人。 - Oh. No kidding, they're called books? - Yeah, they're like TV for smart people.
你看，我們這裡討論的，Katz，是時候。 See, what we're talking about here, Katz, is time.
地質時間。 Geologic time.
百年來成千上萬的諾夫巨大，移板塊。 Hundreds of thousands of years of enormous, shifting tectonic plates.
這就像世界正在從以下重生Nwhile它被從上面的侵蝕。 It's like the world being reborn from below while it's being eroded from above.
是啊。井， Yeah. Well,
當我們回到我要給你買的電視。 when we get back I'm gonna buy you a TV.
因為沒有人給出了一個他媽的關於移板塊。 Because nobody gives a fuck about shifting tectonic plates.
嗯，我知道。 Well, I do.
你知道為什麼？ You know why?
因為我很好奇，和我愛的人好奇。 Because I'm curious, and I love being curious.
我喜歡知道的事情對世界該我們生活研究。 I like knowing things about the world that we're living in.
嗯，我想這一切都他媽的岩石。 Well, I think it's all fucking rock.
哦耶？ Oh, yeah?
我不要在細枝末節越陷越深。 I don't get bogged down in the minutiae.
- 我上面的細節-（笑著）你是？ - I'm above the details. - (CHUCKLING) You are?
我是大畫面，布賴森。 I'm big picture, Bryson.
哦。你該工作了嗎？ Oh. How's that working out for you?
啊，漂亮，嗯，他媽的好。 Ah, pretty, uh, fucking good.
（鳴喇叭） (HONKING)
您好。 Hello.
我們想要一個房間，請。 We'd like a room, please.
兩個房間。 Two rooms.
呵呵，小熊失去了雙標題，和他們的11場比賽回來。 Oh, the Cubbies lost a double header, and they're 11 games back.
不採取行動感到驚訝。 Don't act surprised.
今晚將是可取的。 Tonight would be preferable.
你好？ Hello there?
在哪裡紅襪隊？ Where are the Red Sox?
紅襪隊？你他媽的在開玩笑嗎？哇。 Red Sox? Are you fucking kidding me? Whoa.
對不起，小姐。 Excuse me, ma'am.
- 紅襪-我住在新英格蘭地區。 - Red Sox? - I live in New England.
是的，但布賴森，它不是關於where你住，這是關於你是誰。 Yeah, but Bryson, it's not about where you live, it's about who you are.
哦耶？好吧，我n該喜歡它，當一個團隊現在再贏得什麼樣的人。 Oh, yeah? Well, I'm the kind of guy that likes it when a team wins now and then.
好了，你不... Well, you don't...
你不放棄一隊，只是因為they've有幾個壞年。 You don't give up on a team just because they've had a few bad years.
（嘲笑）有幾個壞年？耶穌。 (SCOFFING) A few bad years? Jesus.
卡茨：棒球是關於忠誠度。 KATZ: Baseball is about loyalty.
就像，她知道我在說什麼。Don't嗎？ Like, she knows what I'm talking about. Don't you?
請問你們倆像一分鐘？ Would you two like a minute?
你好，我是珍妮。我該如何幫助你們？ Hi, I'm Jeannie. How can I help y'all?
媽媽，放開該男子的手。 Mother, let go of the man's hand.
- 嗨-你好。 - Hi. - Hi.
嗯，我們想了幾個房間。請。 Um, we'd like a couple of rooms. Please.
哦沒問題。你在哪裡都來自哪裡？ Oh, sure. Where are you all from?
嗯，我住在新罕布什爾州，但我花了超過10年的英格蘭。 Uh, I live in New Hampshire, but I spent over 10 years in England.
- 大多是在北方農村... - 他是來自愛荷華州。 - Mostly in the north countryside... - He's from Iowa.
好了，房間40一個晚上的Nand當你離開，你可以支付。 Well, the rooms are 40 a night and you can pay when you leave.
媽媽，我說，「我們去那人的手」。 Mother, I said, "Let go of the man's hand".
謝謝。 Thank you.
宏大的抓地力。 Helluva grip.
BRYSON：小熊要簽她She'd是最年輕的在他們的牛棚。 BRYSON: The Cubs should sign her. She'd be the youngest in their bullpen.
（卡茨笑） (KATZ LAUGHS)
- BRYSON：我想這是我的 - 是的，好吧。我在這兒。 - BRYSON: I guess this is me. - Yeah, okay. I'm right here.
- BRYSON：是啊-呀。好吧。我會看到你。 - BRYSON: Yeah. - Yeah. All right. I'll see you.
是啊。 Yeah.
（呻吟輕聲） (MOANING SOFTLY)
啊! Ah!
（哭泣） (MOANING)
（鄉村音樂播放） (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING)
- 嗨-您好，再次。 - Hi. - Hello, again.
- 有什麼可以幫你-我只是需要一些毛巾？ - How can I help you? - I just need some towels.
- 哦。我感到很抱歉。-那很好。 - Oh. I'm sorry about that. - That's fine.
- 在這裡，跟我來-好。 - Here, come with me. - Okay.
（清嗓子） (CLEARS THROAT)
是的，這是家庭擁有和經營。對於three幾代人，如果你能相信它。 Yeah, it's family owned and operated. For three generations, if you can believe it.
呵呵，我可以。 Oh, I can.
它有一個個人的感覺。該公司相當罕見的，這些天。 It has a personal feel to it. That's pretty rare these days.
八十三年。 Eighty-three years.
哇。 Wow.
我們，呃......我們以前添加的餐廳10年。 We, um... We added the restaurant 10 years ago.
- 所以，你管理的是，太-呀？。 - So you manage that, too? - Yeah.
有人的必須這樣做。 Somebody's gotta do it.
它不是那麼糟糕。I得到滿足有趣的人。 It's not so bad. I get to meet interesting people.
（笑）我不知道I夠得上有趣。 (CHUCKLES) I'm not sure I qualify as interesting.
哦，我不是在說你。 Oh, I wasn't talking about you.
（笑） (LAUGHING)
抱歉。無法抗拒。 Sorry. Could not resist.
- 我很高興我在這裡逗你 - 是啊，是啊。我也是。 - I'm glad I'm here to amuse you. - Yeah, yeah. Me, too.
這是你。 This is you.
您必須用盡。 You must be exhausted.
（喘氣） (GASPS)
卡茨：神聖的狗屎。 KATZ: Holy shit.
我......我給你一對夫婦的演員。 I... I gave you a couple extras.
享受你的淋浴。 Enjoy your shower.
我會的，謝謝。 I will, thanks.
你還需要什麼別的嗎？ Do you need anything else?
不，不是的時刻。 No. Not at the moment.
好。 Okay.
那麼，你知道我在哪裡。好吧。 Well, you know where I am. All right.
CATHERINE：我們現在不在這裡， CATHERINE: We're not here right now,
，但請留言的Nand謝謝您打電話過來。再見。 but please leave a message and thank you for calling. Bye.
（嗶嗶聲） (BEEPS)
嗨，親愛的。這是我的。新加坡國立大學醫院，只是打電話說我愛你。 Hi, sweetie. It's me. Uh, just calling to say I love you.
- （COUNTRY音樂播放）-對，對。這是一個。 - (COUNTRY MUSIC PLAYING) - Right, right. That's the one.
好的，不是嗎？我喜歡。 Nice, isn't it? I like it.
卡茨：一切都很好非在家門口？ KATZ: Everything good on the home front?
（笑）她留下深刻的印象魏英瑛沒有殺害自己呢。 (CHUCKLES) She's impressed we haven't killed ourselves yet.
（笑著）她不是唯一的一個。 (CHUCKLING) She's not the only one.
你告訴她昨晚？ Did you tell her about last night?
什麼？ What?
您在長袍？ You in a robe?
老闆娘，我肯定，期待交出 The proprietress, I'm sure, was looking to hand over
不僅僅是毛巾多。 more than just towels.
你出你的頭腦。 You're out of your mind.
卡茨：我是誰？ KATZ: Am I?
當然會使書中一個熱氣騰騰的一章。 Sure will make a steamy chapter in the book.
卡茨，我告訴你，我不寫了一本書。 Katz, I told you I'm not writing a book.
聽著，我要去了，嗯，凱馬特。 Listen, I'm going to go over to, uh, K-Mart.
找幾件事情。你還好嗎？ Get a couple of things. You okay?
呵呵，我在我快樂的地方。 Oh, I'm in my happy place.
好。 Good.
- （鳴喇叭）- WOMAN：白癡！ - (HONKING) - WOMAN: Idiot!
哦，等等，等等。 Oh, wait, wait.
（石鱸）在這裡，在這裡。 (GRUNTS) Here, here.
- 在這裡，你是，夫人。在這裡，你走。-哦，謝謝。 - Here you are, ma'am. Here you go. - Oh, thank you.
（石鱸） (GRUNTS)
（叫聲） (GRUNTING)
（嘀咕） (MUTTERING)
- 原諒我-嗯？ - Pardon me. - Hmm?
我很抱歉。你覺得你可以幫我個忙嗎？ I'm so sorry. Do you think you could give me a hand here?
嗯，當然。我很樂意。 Well, certainly. I'd be happy to.
似乎是什麼問題？ What seems to be the problem?
我有困難的時候removing我的內褲。 I'm having a difficult time removing my panties.
好了，幸運的是你 Well, luckily you're
- 在專家的存在-哦。 - in the presence of an expert. - Oh.
（卡茨笑著） (KATZ CHUCKLING)
我可以？ May I?
- 哦，他們是絲綢，不是-嗯，嗯？ - Oh, they're silk, aren't they? - Mmm-hmm.
- （機器吱吱作響）-我是pantyologist。 - (MACHINE CREAKS) - I'm a pantyologist.
真？我從來沒有聽說過這一點。 Really? I've never heard of that.
- （機器吱吱嘎嘎）-（石鱸） - (MACHINE CREAKING) - (GRUNTS)
（叮噹） (CLANGS)
- 哦-哦。 - Oh. - Oh.
井， Well,
這些都不會那樣做你多好。 these aren't gonna do you much good.
那麼，他們可能不會幫我much不好，無論是。 Well, they might not do me much bad, either.
（笑） (LAUGHING)
沒有。 No.
- 耶穌，布賴森-不要問。 - Jesus, Bryson. - Don't ask.
你被擰豬了嗎？ You been screwing hogs again?
你嫉妒。 You're just jealous.
其實，我不是。 Actually, I'm not.
在你不在，我的浪漫生活已採取了轉機。 In your absence, my romantic life has taken a turn for the better.
還記得洗衣店？ Remember the laundromat?
她的名字是比尤拉。 Her name is Beulah.
真的嗎？ Seriously?
是啊，傷勢嚴重。AND她有一個美麗的身體。 Yeah, seriously. And she's got a beautiful body.
在兩百磅的脂肪埋。 Buried under two hundred pounds of fat.
但是，你知道，我還挺喜歡娜骨頭一點肉。 But then, you know I kinda like a little meat on the bone.
當然，只要你不必移除一堵牆，讓她走出了家門。 Sure, as long as you don't have to remove a wall to get her out of the house.
這是怎麼回事？ How did this happen?
她問我，如果我會來t​​ake一起來看看她的內褲。 She asked me if I would come take a look at her panties.
- 什麼-他們被卡在攪拌機？ - What? - They were caught in the agitator.
而他們被撕碎。 And they were shredded.
所以我要滿足她，今天下午在前面的消防站。 So I'm gonna meet her this afternoon in front of the fire station.
那是她一直her備用的內衣？ Is that where she keeps her spare underwear?
我告訴你，男人，倪覺得老決心的硬化。 I'm telling you, man, I felt a stiffening of the old resolve.
（笑著） (CHUCKLING)
- 哦，是的-我得到了她這些。 - Oh, yeah? - I got her these.
哦，她是個大女人。 Oh, she's a big woman.
你從哪兒弄來這些？ Where'd you get these?
凱馬特。我僱了一輛馬車。 K-Mart. I took a cab.
嗯，我想我給他們打了她在吃飯。 Um, I thought I'd give 'em to her at dinner.
作為破冰。 As an ice-breaker.
你要去給那些對她在一間餐廳？ You're gonna give those to her in a restaurant?
是啊。 Yeah.
除非你認為這是一個壞主意。 Unless you think it's a bad idea.
不，我認為這是一個好主意。 No. I think that's a great idea.
（笑） (LAUGHS)
好。 Good.
嘿。 Hey.
- 你有火雞，右-女：是？。 - You had the turkey, right? - WOMAN: Yes.
- 享受-女：好吧。 - Enjoy. - WOMAN: All right.
（猛敲車窗） (POUNDING ON WINDOW)
我們去。我們去。 We go. We go.
- ？你在說什麼-這裡也有一些人​​找我！ - What are you talking about? - There's some guy looking for me!
有些傢伙？ Some guy?
比尤拉的丈夫。 Beulah's husband.
- 比尤拉的得到了丈夫-呀？。 - Beulah's got a husband? - Yeah.
我的意思是，這裡只有兩個傢伙在這個星球上該會上床與她， I mean, there's only two guys on the planet that would go to bed with her,
在這裡，我們都在同一個該死的小鎮！ and here we are in the same damned town!
所以發生了什麼事？ So what happened?
我站在我們計劃在消防站like面前。 I'm standing in front of the fire station like we planned.
是啊。 Yeah.
然後在拐角處來這紅色皮卡和它尖叫停了下來。 And then around the corner comes this red pickup and it screeches to a halt.
而這個大傢伙，他的憤怒，他得到了， And this big guy, he's angry, he gets out,
而他走了撲來，和他會這樣。 and he's walking up towards me, and he's going like this.
「我想跟你說話。」 "I want to talk to you."
- 所以你做了什麼-我跑了？。 - So what did you do? - I ran.
你跑了？ You ran?
是啊。我可以將像一個插孔兔如果我不得不這樣做。 Yeah. I can move like a jack-rabbit if I have to.
- 所以他沒有抓住你 - 不，不是嗎？。他600磅。 - So he didn't catch you? - No, no. He's 600 pounds.
他並不完全是一個田徑明星。 He's not exactly a track star.
現在，他游弋在他的紅色pickup車找我。 He's cruising around now in his red pickup truck looking for me.
我是通過追溯碼跑，clothes線，各種狗屎。 I been running through back yards, clothes lines, all sorts of shit.
- 好了，你現在是安全的 - 這傢伙是... - Well, you're safe now. - This guy is...
（HORN HONKS） (HORN HONKS)
紅頭！ Red pickup!
而且還有另外一個！ And there's another one!
來吧，布賴森，我們需要一個計劃！ Come on, Bryson, we need a plan!
你為什麼不走出去，說話的傢伙，huh？我敢肯定，他是合理的。 Why don't you go out and talk to the guy, huh? I'm sure he's reasonable.
這就是你的計劃是什麼？ That's your plan?
（笑著）我並不需要一個計劃。我沒有被人追趕。 (CHUCKLING) I don't need a plan. I'm not being chased.
現在，來吧，布賴森，魏英瑛得離開這裡。 Now, come on, Bryson, we gotta get outta here.
- 是啊-來吧，不要浪費時間和我在一起。 - Yeah. - Come on, don't mess around with me.
請？ Please?
- 來吧 - 是啊，是啊！ - Come on! - Yeah, yeah.
（假冒ACCENT）Hey哥們，你在裡面嗎？ (FAKE ACCENT) Hey buddy, you in there?
這是布巴T. Flubba！你在裡面，孩子？Come出來，你雞屎！ It's Bubba T. Flubba! Are you in there, boy? Come out, you chicken shit!
卡茨：加油！不要浪費時間！ KATZ: Come on! Don't mess around!
（駛來） (CAR APPROACHING)
（輪胎扯開） (TIRES SCREECHING)
MAN：打開！ MAN: Open up!
我知道你在那裡，你王八蛋！ I know you're in there, you son of a bitch!
神聖的狗屎。 Holy shit.
他在這裡！ He's here!
男：我不在乎你是地獄， MAN: I don't care where the hell you are,
我會敲的每一個諾夫這些該死的門了！ I'll knock every one of these damned doors down!
來吧，我知道你在什麼地方，龜您的兒子！ Come on, I know you're in here somewhere, you son of a bitch!
我不在乎你在哪裡，我會找你！ I don't care where you are, I'm gonna find you!
我想知道誰是被搞亂with我比尤拉！ I want to know who's been messing with my Beulah!
- 把你的屁股在這裡-來吧，布賴森！ - Bring your ass out here! - Come on, Bryson!
拉我通過！他在門口！ Pull me through! He's at the door!
- （搗AT DOOR）-（包括叫聲） - (POUNDING AT DOOR) - (BOTH GRUNTING)
打開該死的門！ Open the goddamned door!
BRYSON：來吧，移動它！移動它！ BRYSON: Come on, move it! Move it!
（搗CONTINUES） (POUNDING CONTINUES)
（卡茨大笑） (KATZ LAUGHING)
卡茨：但對於巴塞爾當我們偷了船？ KATZ: But what about Basel? When we stole the boat?
BRYSON：（大笑）我們沒偷此船，我們借了船。 BRYSON: (LAUGHING) We didn't steal the boat, we borrowed the boat.
KATZ：是的，好了，女孩的叔叔with的獵槍，他看到了不同的看法。 KATZ: Yes, well, the girl's uncle with the shotgun, he saw it differently.
BRYSON：他確實這樣做了。 BRYSON: He sure did.
（MELLOW播放歌曲） (MELLOW SONG PLAYING)
（既詼諧） (BOTH LAUGHING)
卡茨：你知道，你錯過了在希臘。 KATZ: You know, you missed out in Greece.
BRYSON：我種了MY填補了這一點。 BRYSON: I'd kind of had my fill by that point.
當你說你要去要英格蘭，我還以為你會持續， When you said you were gonna go to England, I thought you'd last,
一周。上衣。 one week. Tops.
- 嗯，我遇到了一個女孩-呀。 - Well, I met a gal. - Yeah.
而就是這樣。 And that was that.
嗯...是啊，謝謝你。 Well... Yeah, thank you.
凱蒂似乎很大。但顯然you've一直與其他女人。 Cathy seems great. But obviously you've been with other women.
決不？ Never?
在過去的40年？ In the last 40 years?
都能跟得上。 Nope.
（笑） (LAUGHING)
廢話，你狗娘養的。 Bullshit, you son of a bitch.
我看到你脫衣服的老闆娘six方式到週日。 I saw you undress that proprietress six ways to Sunday.
- 你能不能告訴我你沒-嗯... - You can't tell me you didn't. - Well...
一個女人這麼多年？ One woman all these years?
是的。 Yep.
那不可能是對你有好處。 That can't be good for you.
（笑） (LAUGHS)
我的意思是，當最後一次該你甚至得到了一個，呃... I mean, when was the last time that you even got a, uh...
好吧，沒關係。I知道女人怎麼結婚的。 Well, never mind. I know how married women are.
真？是這樣嗎？ Really? Is that so?
是啊。相信我。我一直用的方式多married女性比你。 Yeah. Trust me. I've been with way more married women than you have.
（樹葉的沙沙聲） (LEAVES RUSTLING)
（沙沙CONTINUES） (RUSTLING CONTINUES)
嘿，卡茨，你醒了？ Hey, Katz, you awake?
- 卡茨：第-（沙沙CONTINUES） - KATZ: No. - (RUSTLING CONTINUES)
那是什麼？ What was that?
我應該如何地獄知道嗎？ How the hell should I know?
（吸著鼻子） (SNUFFLING)
這聽起來大。 It sounded big.
一切聽起來大在樹林裡，布賴森。 Everything sounds big in the woods, Bryson.
這可能只是一個臭鼬。睡覺。 It's probably just a skunk. Go to bed.
你收拾一把刀？ Did you pack a knife?
沒有。 No.
BRYSON：沒有尖銳？ BRYSON: Nothing sharp?
（嘆氣）指甲鉗。 (SIGHING) Nail clippers.
（嘲笑）膨脹。 (SCOFFS) Swell.
卡茨：只是息事寧人，布賴森IT會自行消失。 KATZ: Just leave it alone, Bryson. It will go away.
哦，對了，還有如果是一隻熊的Nand談到對你的， Oh, yeah, well if it is a bear and it comes toward you,
那你打算怎麼辦？Give它修腳？ what are you going to do? Give it a pedicure?
耶穌！兩個他媽的熊staring就在我。 Jesus! Two fucking bears staring right at me.
哦，上帝該死，布賴森，睡個安穩覺。 Oh, god dammit, Bryson, get some sleep.
（熊叫聲） (BEARS GRUNTING)
神聖的狗屎。 Holy shit.
（咆哮） (GROWLING)
如果他們來找我們，裝死。 If they come for us, play dead.
卡茨：如果他們來找我們，我們都死了。 KATZ: If they come for us, we are dead.
不，等等，等等，等等。 No, wait, wait, wait.
這是灰熊隊。等一下。 That's grizzlies. Wait a minute.
卡茨：Motherfuck They're撕裂一切分開。 KATZ: Motherfuck. They're tearing everything apart.
好。 「站起來一樣高，你可以要恐嚇熊。」 Okay. "Stand up as tall as you can to intimidate the bear."
恐嚇熊？他們他媽的熊！ Intimidate the bear? They're fucking bears!
BRYSON：我們一定要他們嚇跑。 BRYSON: We've got to scare them off.
得到！斯卡特！ Get! Scat!
（都大喊） (BOTH YELLING)
（話劇口琴） (PLAYS HARMONICA)
（怒吼） (ROARS)
（叫喊） (SHOUTING)
（咆哮） (ROARING)
（大喊） (YELLING)
（喘著粗氣） (BREATHING HEAVILY)
你得把這個書。 You gotta put this in the book.
- 有沒有將是一個該死的書-哦。 - There's not going to be a goddamned book. - Oh.
（THUNDER隆隆） (THUNDER RUMBLING)
天啊。該死的。 Jeez. Damn.
（叫聲） (GRUNTING)
來吧，我們有樂趣。 Come on, we're having fun.
神聖的狗屎。 Holy shit.
- 看看這個-什麼？ - Look at this. - What?
卡茨：這是蹤跡。 KATZ: This is the trail.
我們到了。我們甚至還沒有完成一半了。 Here we are. We're not even halfway there.
- 這不可能是正確的狗娘養的N-兒子。 - This can't be right. - Son of a bitch.
沒辦法，這就是規模。 No way that's to scale.
它說，「映射到規模」。 It says, "Map to Scale".
而已。新的計劃。 That's it. New plan.
他媽的。 God damn it.
（似有似無CHATTER） (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
卡茨：我跟你說，布賴森，尚有是一個很大的優勢。 KATZ: I'm telling you, Bryson, there's a lot of advantages.
你想開車阿帕拉契小徑？ You want to drive the Appalachian Trail?
不，不，只是跳躍前進。選取了線索遠一點北部。 No, no, just jump ahead. Pick up the trail a little further north.
你知道，我們可以租一輛車在這裡。 You know, we can rent a car over here.
然後我們移動，我們將看到更多。 Then we're mobile, we'll see more.
看看當地景點。 Check out local points of interest.
更大的視野。 Bigger field of vision.
布賴森，作為一個朋友， Bryson, as a friend,
對我來說做到這一點。 do this for me.
（卡茨大笑） (KATZ LAUGHING)
嘿，你不會相信這筆交易I在這了。 Hey, you're not gonna believe the deal I got on this.
卡茨... Katz...
這樣的美代表不是一個，但兩次升級。 This beauty represents not one, but two upgrades.
衛星廣播，真皮座椅，天窗Same價格作為凱美瑞。 Satellite radio, leather seats, sunroof. Same price as a Camry.
如果你能相信這一點。 If you can believe that.
在這裡，你走了，卡茨先生。只需三個快速initials，你會用自己的方式。 Here you go, Mr. Katz. Just three quick initials and you'll be on your way.
我們不能做到這一點。 We can't do this.
當然是可以的。 Of course we can.
我來到這裡有所建樹。 I came out here to accomplish something.
不乾脆放棄當事情變得有點困難。 Not to just give up when things got a little tough.
我們不會放棄，布賴森。 We're not giving up, Bryson.
這有什麼關係如果我們跳過了低劣的配件？ What does it matter if we skip the shitty parts?
- 沒人會知道-嗯，我會的。 - No one's gonna know. - Well, I will.
我不是一個半途而廢的人。I知道它在你的生活服了你很好， I'm not a quitter. I know it served you well in your life,
- 但我完成我做起-布賴森。 - but I finish what I start. - Bryson.
- 難道我們不能同時看到相同的地圖-呀？。 - Did we not both see the same map? - Yeah.
你有沒有機會完成這個線索。 You have no chance of finishing this trail.
無。零。齊爾希。 None. Zero. Zilch.
嗯，我肯定是地獄要去嘗試。 Well, I'm sure as hell gonna try.
徒步，直到你死。 Hike until you die.
我在哪裡註冊？ Where do I sign up?
我們是兩個老人，布賴森。您總得放棄思考，否則。 We're two old men, Bryson. You gotta quit thinking otherwise.
講自己。 Speak for yourself.
僅僅因為你不接受的東西，Bryson，並不意味著它是不正確的。 Just because you don't accept something, Bryson, doesn't mean it's not true.
- 嗯，這很有趣，來自你-，只是三個字母是一切......。 - Well, that's interesting, coming from you. - Just three initials is all...
這一切與你，布賴森。 It's everything with you, Bryson.
基督，如果有人問你where你的，你甚至不能回答。 Christ, if someone asks you where you're from, you can't even answer.
呵呵，所以我是一個在否定，是吧？ Oh, so I'm the one in denial, huh?
如果你是一個hiding威士忌在你的包。 When you're the one hiding whiskey in your pack.
- 哦-我看到了瓶子。 - Oh. - I saw the bottle.
所以我想我們都不CAN接受我們真正是誰。 So I guess neither of us can accept who we really are.
哦，我知道我是誰，為什麼我在這裡。 Oh, I know who I am and why I'm here.
我來到這裡和你在一起， I came out here to be with you,
偷偷在最後一個冒險之前，為時已晚。 to sneak in one last adventure before it's too late.
好吧，這是我的冒險，和你簽約。 Well, this is my adventure, and you signed on.
你可以做你想做的，但你不會給我拖。 You can do whatever you want, but you're not going to drag me down.
- 如果你可以只用那支筆簽... -（長嘯）也好！ - If you could just use that pen to sign... - (SHOUTS) Fine!
- 我不希望你的車-對不起？ - I don't want your car. - Excuse me?
我不希望你那該死的車。 I don't want your goddamn car.
精細！ Fine!
- 嗯，這是精神-呀。他媽的。 - Well, that's the spirit. - Yeah. Fuck.
（卡茨抱怨） (KATZ GRUMBLES)
卡茨：我當然很高興我們不開車，現在。 KATZ: I sure am glad we aren't driving right now.
？ - 你- BRYSON：我不能快樂。 - You? - BRYSON: I couldn't be happier.
（卡茨嘲笑） (KATZ SCOFFING)
要知道，50年前， You know, 50 years ago,
四分之一的這些樹的WAS美國板栗。 one in every four of these trees was an American Chestnut.
- 你知道是什麼嗎？你見過嗎？-我想是這樣。 - You know what that is? You ever seen one? - I think so.
這是令人難以置信的。 It's incredible.
他們上升，從森林的地面，clear頂端。百英尺。 They rise from the forest floor, clear to the top. 100 feet.
而他們的分支包含楠英畝葉。一英畝。 And their branches contain an acre of leaves. An acre.
你看看這些樹林 You look into these woods
你認為他們一直有的Nand總是會， and you think they've always been there and always will be,
像這樣的老橡樹在這裡的樹。 like this old oak tree here.
然後你想想此差不知情的美國板栗， And then you think about the poor unsuspecting American Chestnut,
並認為只是在一生......噗。走了。Just這樣。 and think just in a lifetime... Poof. Gone. Just like that.
這是怎麼回事？ What happened to it?
真菌。 A fungus.
你懂的。只是，你知道，時間。性質。 You know. Just, you know, time. Nature.
（MELLOW播放歌曲） (MELLOW SONG PLAYING)
（卡茨嘆氣） (KATZ SIGHING)
要知道，布賴森，I實際上並沒有隱瞞這一點。 You know, Bryson, I wasn't actually hiding this.
我沒有說謊關於是幹無論是。 I wasn't lying about being dry either.
關鍵是，布賴森，我喜歡喝酒。Everything了。 The thing is, Bryson, I love to drink. Everything about it.
我喜歡的味道。 I love the taste.
這嗡嗡你之後你有一對夫婦。 And that buzz you get after you've had a couple.
我愛小酒館的味道，right到小便池蛋糕。 I love the smell of the tavern, right down to the urinal cakes.
嗯。 Hmm.
而不是去到小酒館like別人但是， But instead of going into the taverns like everybody else,
我回家我的小公寓，和熱我的電視晚餐， I go home to my little apartment, and heat my TV dinner,
感覺所有的賢惠像我應該。 and feel all virtuous like I'm supposed to.
（嘆氣） (SIGHS)
但是你要知道，夜復一夜尼特公司很難說服自己 But you know, night after night it's hard to persuade yourself
那你生活豐富和驚心動魄的存在。 that you're living a rich and thrilling existence.
我的意思是，如果他們有一個有趣的循環計 I mean, if they had a fun-o-meter
針不會完全被跳任天堂的高潮區。 the needle wouldn't exactly be jumping into the orgasmic zone.
你知道我在說什麼？ You know what I'm saying?
（嘆氣） (SIGHS)
我的意思是，這裡只有這個洞在我的生命where飲酒曾經是。 I mean, there's just this hole in my life where drinking used to be.
（嘆了口氣重） (SIGHING HEAVILY)
我知道我不能喝酒。 I know I can't drink.
我的意思是，一喝就會導致10。 I mean, one drink will lead to 10.
接下來的事情，我會發現自己underneath一座橋的地方。 And the next thing, I'll find myself underneath a bridge somewhere.
這就是為什麼我帶著這個。 That's why I carry this.
要提醒自己，我可以。 To remind myself that I can.
或者，也許我隨身攜帶，萬一我不能。 Or maybe I carry it in case I can't.
這裡。 Here.
打開它。 Open it.
它的密封。 It's sealed.
把它給我。 Give it to me.
（笑著）它的晃動。 (CHUCKLING) It's shaking.
（嗅探） (SNIFFING)
（呼氣深深的） (EXHALES DEEPLY)
你覺得我有它在我 Do you think I have it in me
永遠不要再喝一杯對於我的餘生？ to never have another drink for the rest of my life?
是啊。我願意。 Yeah. I do.
（澆注） (POURING)
（嘆氣） (SIGHS)
這是一個美好的時刻。 That was a nice moment.
真正的戲劇性。 （笑著） Real dramatic. (CHUCKLING)
基督，如果我還沒有後悔。 Christ if I don't already regret it.
BRYSON：這不就是生活。 BRYSON: Ain't that life.
（都笑著） (BOTH CHUCKLING)
- 看著它-（STONES作響）。 - Watch it. - (STONES CLATTERING)
要知道，布賴森，我還在夢裡關於Amorina。你還記得她嗎？ You know, Bryson, I still dream about Amorina. You remember her?
BRYSON：哦，上帝​​，不能忘記娜的女孩那樣。 BRYSON: Oh, God, can't forget a girl like that.
你知道男人喜歡我們不應該要滿足命名Amorina女性。 You know guys like us aren't supposed to meet women named Amorina.
擾亂自然秩序。 Disturbs the natural order.
不過我見過的最好的胸部，和我見過很多的胸部，布賴森。 Still the best boobs I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot of boobs, Bryson.
BRYSON：是的，我敢打賭。 BRYSON: Yeah, I'll bet.
嘿，你還記得她的姐姐？ Hey, you remember her sister?
哦，上帝，這可憐的姑娘。They不可能是姐妹。 Oh, God, that poor girl. They couldn't have been sisters.
如果你要醜，您最好是搞笑。 If you're going to be ugly, you better be funny.
如果你是醜陋，你不好笑，您更有錢。 And if you're ugly and you're not funny, you better have money.
如果你是零三年，您最好是放蕩。 And if you're zero for three, you better be slutty.
（笑著） (CHUCKLING)
- 她是-等一下，你怎麼知道，是吧？ - She was. - Wait a minute, how did you know that, huh?
嗯，其實... Well, actually...
（尖叫聲） (SCREAMS)
（均為叫聲） (BOTH GRUNTING)
（連天） (GROANING)
卡茨：耶穌基督。 KATZ: Jesus Christ.
下一次，你這樣做，讓我知道，行不行？ Next time you do that, let me know, okay?
它更有趣，如果它是一個驚喜。 It's more fun if it's a surprise.
- 你沒事吧-你沒事吧？ - You all right? - You okay?
是啊。 Yeah.
（喘著粗氣） (BREATHING HEAVILY)
耶穌。 Jesus.
哦... Oh...
我們正在性交。 We are fucked.
紀念碑式。 Monumentally.
有沒有出路在這裡。 There's no way out over here.
呃... Uh...
- ？你在做什麼-我會得到我們離開這裡。 - What are you doing? - I'm gonna get us out of here.
- 給我你的褲子 - 呃，不，不。 - Give me your pants. - Uh, no, no.
你已經計劃在此整個時間，布賴森。 You've been planning this the whole time, Bryson.
只要給我你的褲子，好不好？ Just give me your pants, okay?
好。 Okay.
（叫聲） (GRUNTING)
好。結這件事情。 Okay. Knot this thing.
- 卡茨：好吧-好。 - KATZ: All right? - Okay.
開始了。 Here we go.
這是令人尷尬的，布賴森。Give我說的事情。 It is embarrassing, Bryson. Give me that thing.
（大叫） (YELLS)
你得承認，pretty良好的目標，但是，是吧？ You gotta admit, pretty good aim, though, huh?
是啊。但是，你應該抓住它。要一端。 Yeah. But you're supposed to hold on to one end of it.
那麼，你知道，這不是那麼高。 Well, you know, it's not that high.
在這裡，我得到了它。你看到了嗎？您可以在這裡出現。 Here, I got it. You see this? You could come up here.
我就在附近像這樣的Nand你可以爬上我的肩膀上。 I'll be around like this and you could climb up on my shoulders.
- 想嘗試一下-好吧？。 - Wanna try it? - Okay.
好。不掛斷。 Okay. Hang on.
（BRYSON石鱸） (BRYSON GRUNTS)
- 好吧-呀？。 - Okay? - Yeah.
我們可以做到這一點。保持... We can make it. Hold...
- 你沒事吧？怎麼辦？ - 是啊，堅持住。你懂的... - You all right? What? - Yeah, hang on. You know...
這是不是......你一定要得到更低，SO我可以在你的肩膀得到。 This isn't... You've got to get lower, so I can get on your shoulders.
他媽的。精細。 Fuck. Fine.
（BRYSON清喉） (BRYSON CLEARS THROAT)
（石鱸） (GRUNTS)
好。 Okay.
- 好吧-呀？。 - Okay? - Yeah.
好。在那裡，我們走了。 Okay. There we go.
布賴森，我真的不喜歡這一點。 Bryson, I really don't like this.
不，不，這是很好的，這是很好的。Now，你站起來。站起來。 No, no, it's good, it's good. Now, you stand up. Stand up.
（石鱸） (GRUNTS)
耶穌！ Jesus!
我們是誰在開玩笑吧？ Who are we kidding?
對於基督的緣故，我甚至不能get自己從那個位置。 For Christ's sake, I can't even get myself up from that position.
- 既然這樣的話。我會站在你後面。-怎麼樣我站在你回來了？ - All right, then. I'll stand on your back. - How about I stand on your back?
你懂的， You know,
我認為我們真的在這裡停留。 I think we're really stuck here.
是啊。是的，我們是。 Yeah. Yeah, we are.
BRYSON：你知道，在東海岸hardwoods正在消亡。 BRYSON: You know, on the East coast hardwoods are dying.
不只是板栗， Not just the chestnut,
但榆樹的的道路上，也一樣，你知道的。 but the elm's on its way, too, you know.
五十年，這可能全部消失。 Fifty years, this could all be gone.
三十天。 Thirty days.
嗯？ Hmm?
在監獄三十天。I害怕30天。 Thirty days in jail. I was afraid of 30 days.
（SIGHS）與此相比， (SIGHS) Compared to this,
我的意思是，它像一個該死的行程要的水療中心。 I mean, it's like a goddamned trip to the spa.
上帝，所有我做的是寫前言有關書籍 God, all I've done is write forewords for books
在過去的四年半的時間。 for the last four and a half years.
我剛剛退休。 I should have just retired.
凱瑟琳是正確的，what的地獄，我想證明什麼？ Catherine was right, what the hell am I trying to prove?
女人愛一個重罪記錄。 Women love a felony record.
也許不是在新罕布什爾州，where你。 Maybe not up in New Hampshire, where you are.
但在得梅因，尼特本來我受益匪淺。 But in Des Moines, it would have served me well.
你剛剛得到的地步 Do you just get to the point where
它的所有有關的疾病，和藥物，和葬禮， it's all about ailments, and medications, and funerals,
和誰是被確診一下， and who's being diagnosed with what,
每個人都只是圍繞等待n有關結束。 and everyone's just waiting around for the end.
- 神聖的狗屎-什麼？ - Holy shit. - What?
我才意識到，我們正在此人在文章中。 I just realized, we're the guy in the article.
要知道，嗯，分解的傢伙。Remember是什麼？ You know, the, uh, decomposed guy. Remember that?
那將是我們的。 That'll be us.
多長時間需要身體要分解？ How long does it take a body to decompose?
好了，你不用擔心。 Well, you don't have to worry.
你這麼塞滿防腐劑，you'll是在這個窗台，直到永遠。 You're so chock-full of preservatives, you'll be on this ledge forever.
（笑著） (CHUCKLING)
那麼，科學家們將來自所有世界各地的研究我，你知道。 Well, scientists will come from all over the world to study me, you know.
我想念凱瑟琳。 I miss Catherine.
我想得梅因。 I miss Des Moines.
你知道，我沒有錯過一國展在39年。 You know, I haven't missed a State Fair in 39 years.
我總是說，「當我錯過了一個， I always say, "When I miss one,
「我會死的。」 "I'll be dead."
你知道嗎，她讓這個小聲音whenever我擁抱了她。 You know, she makes this little sound whenever I hug her.
我甚至不認為她知道這一點。 I don't even think she knows it.
我從來沒有告訴她我有多愛。 I've never told her how much I love that.
我只是不想讓她覺得此行had任何與她。 I just don't want her to think this trip had anything to do with her.
她知道。 She knows.
相信我，女人有辦法諾夫知道這些事情。 Believe me, women have a way of knowing these things.
是啊，不過，我想告訴她。 Yeah, but still, I'd like to tell her.
好了，寫她的短信。 Well, write her a note.
人們愛拿筆記。 People love to get notes.
- 嘿，你知道，你是對的-呀。 - Hey, you know, you're right. - Yeah.
嘿，這是一個偉大的想法。 Hey, that's a great idea.
（PEN點擊） (PEN CLICKS)
要知道，布賴森，你是唯一的傢伙I'd冒我的生活。 You know, Bryson, you're the only guy I'd risk my life with.
我想讓你知道。 I want you to know that.
誰又能救我出非窗台的蠻荒之地的唯一混蛋。 And the only asshole who can get me out on a ledge in the middle of nowhere.
（笑） (CHUCKLES)
很抱歉，我們失去了聯繫。 I'm sorry we lost touch.
我知道。我也是。 I know. Yeah, me too.
該死的華麗的夜晚。 Goddamned gorgeous night.
確實是。 It sure is.
卡茨：你認為尚有的任何人在地球上 KATZ: You think there's anyone else on Earth
仰望天空，看到納斯多的明星，我們是誰？ looking up at the sky and seeing as many stars as we are?
我不知道。 I don't know.
我要尋找一個億。 I gotta be looking at a million.
肉眼可以看到2000。 The naked eye can see 2,000.
好吧，那麼我真的得到了很大的眼睛'cause我在看一百萬。 Well, then I really got great eyes 'cause I'm looking at a million.
半人馬座阿爾法星的最接近的。該四個半光年。 Alpha Centauri's the closest. That's four and a half light years away.
四年半？這不是壞事。 Four and a half? That's not bad.
每個光年六萬億英里，SO這是... Each light year is six trillion miles, so that's...
260000億英里。 twenty six trillion miles.
- 二十六萬億美元。這是最接近？-沒錯。 - Twenty-six trillion. That's the closest? - Yep.
而有一個一百個十億顆恆星在我們的銀河系。 And there's one hundred billion stars in our galaxy.
有一個在宇宙than更多的星系有沙子在地上穀物。 There's more galaxies in the universe than there are grains of sand on earth.
這是很大的。 That is big.
- 我們都是小-呀。 - And we are small. - Yeah.
（鳥兒的鳴叫） (BIRDS CHIRPING)
（小卵石作響） (PEBBLES CLATTERING)
（似有似無CHATTER） (INDISTINCT CHATTER)
什麼？ What the...
人？ People?
人？人？ People? People?
- 人？ 人？ - People? - People?
（石鱸） (GRUNTS)
人！您好！ People! Hello!
- 您好！你好，這兒！-您好！ - Hello! Hello, down here! - Hello!
請幫助！ Help, please!
幫幫我！ Help!
嘿，那裡。 Hey, down there.
你一定要拉屎我。 You've got to be shitting me.
發生了什麼事你的褲子？ What happened to your pants?
- 嗯，這是一個很長的故事- MAN：複製的。 - Uh, it's a long story. - MAN: Copy that.
你們只是留在原地。我們將讓你離開那裡。 You guys just stay put. We'll get you out of there.
- 尼斯傢伙-呀。 - Nice fellas. - Yeah.
- 我愛那些傢伙-我也一樣。 - I love those guys. - Me, too.
- 你仍然有一些生澀-呀？。 - You still got some of that jerky? - Yeah.
你還是不錯的水？ You still good on water?
- 大約四分之三。你呢？ - 是的，一樣的。 - About three-quarters. You? - Yeah, same.
- 嘿，斯蒂芬-呀？ - Hey, Stephen? - Yeah?
你想回家嗎？ Do you want to go home?
是的。我是認真的。 Yeah, I do. I really do.
我們甚至還沒有接近，是吧？ We weren't even close, were we?
你在說什麼？我們做到了，布賴森。 What are you talking about? We did it, Bryson.
我們甚至從來沒有放在山卡塔丁眼睛。 We never even laid eyes on Mount Katahdin.
另一座山？HOW山多你需要看的？ Another mountain? How many mountains do you need to see?
（笑） (CHUCKLES)
- 這就是看它的一種方式-那是看它的唯一途徑。 - That's one way of looking at it. - That's the only way of looking at it.
就我而言，魏英瑛走過的阿帕拉契小徑。 As far as I'm concerned, we walked the Appalachian Trail.
我們在熱走它，魏英瑛在雪地裡走了吧， We walked it in the heat, we walked it in the snow,
我們走了，直到我們的腳流血。 we walked it until our feet bled.
我們上調了阿帕拉契小徑，布賴森。 We hiked the Appalachian Trail, Bryson.
也許你是對的。 Maybe you're right.
（TALKING含糊不清） (TALKING INDISTINCTLY)
- 你們叫了輛的士？好吧- BOTH：是的。 - You guys called a cab? All right. - BOTH: Yeah.
這東西重。你扛著它一段時間？ This thing's heavy. You been carrying it awhile?
所有的格魯吉亞的方式。 All the way from Georgia.
你不說。好樣的，小伙子們。Hey，在那裡你們的？ You don't say. Good for you, fellas. Hey, where you guys from?
愛荷華州。 Iowa.
這是不可能的。 That's not possible.
沒有這樣的事情，從愛荷華州紅襪隊的球迷。（笑著） No such thing as a Red Sox fan from Iowa. (CHUCKLING)
（笑著） (CHUCKLING)
幹得好。 Here you go.
「親愛的凱瑟琳......」該的遠，你得到了什麼？ "Dearest Catherine..." That's as far as you got?
這是幸運的，我們得救了。 It's lucky we were saved.
有一些事情您就不能言喻。 There are certain things you just can't put into words.
一路平安，好嗎？ Safe journey, okay?
是啊。 Yeah.
你還欠我600塊錢。 You still owe me 600 bucks.
你知道我好，對不對？ You know I'm good for it, right?
哦耶。 Oh, yeah.
（笑） (CHUCKLES)
記住我？ Remember me?
哦。 （抽泣） Oh. (SNIFFLES)
（輕聲呻吟聲） (MOANS SOFTLY)
（嘆氣） (SIGHING)
卡茨：她有一摞諾夫煎餅的地獄。卡茨。 KATZ: She had one hell of a stack of pancakes. Katz.
我討厭你的。 I hate your guts.
（笑） (CHUCKLES)
不要買內褲對於一個女人，你不知道。 Never buy underpants for a woman you don't know.
不要臉還是沒有得到我。 Fuckers still didn't get me.
（笑） (CHUCKLES)
布賴森，只是想知道，what的下一個？ Bryson, just wondering, what's next?
（洗牌明信片） (SHUFFLING POSTCARDS)
（STACK的重擊聲） (STACK THUDS)
（清嗓子） (CLEARS THROAT)
（鍵盤互撞聲） (KEYBOARD CLACKING)
（MELLOW播放歌曲） (MELLOW SONG PLAYING)