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校对 走油肉
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后期 JASON肖
‪大家好 What's up, guys?
我是你們的好姐妹薩莎 ‪再過幾個小時 It's your girl, Sasha, and in a couple hours,
‪你們將看到我在街區派對上跳舞 you will see me throwing it back at the block party.
‪遮著點行嗎 Could you cover that, please?
‪首先 你不會在街區派對上跳舞 First of all, you won't be throwing nothing back at the block party.
‪你要去外面 You need to get your tail out there
‪為即將開始的露天燒烤擺好桌椅 and open the chairs and tables for the cookout we got coming.
‪你說什麼 What are you talking about?
‪我和齊婭要去參加黑奴解放日街區派對 Zia and I are going to the Juneteenth block party.
‪聽著 利爾·亞蒂會去參加 Check this, Lil Yachty is gonna be there,
‪還有利爾·寶貝 達·寶貝 Lil Baby, DaBaby.
‪我不管哪些寶貝會去參加 I don't care what kind of babies is gonna be there.
‪成人臉寶貝 就算是娃娃臉... Grown-Faced Baby. Even Babyface...
‪娃娃臉會去嗎 Is Babyface gonna be there?
‪不重要 無論如何 ‪我的寶貝女兒不會去 Don't matter. Whatever it is, my baby ain't gonna be there.
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‪-你們在討論黑奴解放日嗎 ‪-是的 - Y'all talking about Juneteenth? - Yes.
‪這個節日始於亞伯拉罕·林肯遇刺 Well, that all started when Abraham Lincoln got shot.
‪至少理髮店的人是這樣說的 That's what they said at the barbershop.
‪對 老師 Yeah, teach!
‪最初想要解放黑奴的人並不是林肯 It wasn't even Lincoln who wanted to free the slaves at first.
‪而是詹姆斯·加菲爾德 It was James Garfield.
‪你們不知道我在說誰 對吧 You don't even know who that is.
‪就是那隻貓的名字 加菲貓 The way the cat got his name. Garfield the cat.
‪再說了 從一群叫利爾的人那裏 And plus, what are you going to learn
你能學到什麼黑奴解放日的知識 about Juneteenth from a bunch of Lils?
‪大家好 Guys.
‪你穿著長短褲 Wearing your long shorts?
‪我還以為你會穿熱褲呢 I thought you were wearing your booty shorts.
‪我們去參加街區派對的事 ‪你跟你爸說了嗎 Did you tell your dad we're going to the block party?
‪瞧 這就是區別所在 See, that's the difference.
‪如果你有個白人老爸 When you've got a Caucasian daddy,
你想做什麼 跟他說一聲就行了了 you tell them what you're going to do.
‪但如果你有個黑人老爸 你就得徵得他的同意 But you got a Black daddy, you gotta ask.
我不同意 She asked, and I said no.
‪走吧 妹子 我們出去 Come on, girl. Let's go outside.
‪黑奴解放日年年都有 Well, there's always Julyteenth.
‪聽著 別走 你們會錯過燒烤大戰的 Listen, don't leave. You're gonna miss the barbecue battle.
‪我們要贏得骨灰罐 We about to burn for the urn.
‪不知道你在說什麼 Whatever that means.
‪你知道我在說什麼 老爹 You know what it means, Pops.
‪這是爭奪骨灰罐的燒烤大戰 ‪你準備好了嗎 It's the barbecue battle, baby, burn for the urn. You ready?
‪你知道我是"肋排之王" You know I'm the Rib King.
‪沒人能戰勝我和我馳名世界的醬料 Ain't nobody gonna beat me and my world famous sauce
‪因為我有好肉 'cause I got the meat.
‪對 你有好肉 好吧 Yeah, you got the meats, all right.
‪不過我覺得 你需要擔心的人不是我 But, I don't think I'm the one you need to be worried about.
‪你說什麼 Say what?
‪你不會想要油煙的 You don't want the smoke.
‪不是德文特 不是... It ain't Devonte', it ain't...
‪而是凱迪拉克·卡爾文 It's Cadillac Calvin.
‪你好啊 醜八怪 What's up, goat face?
‪我慢慢轉過身 Slowly I turn,
‪一步接一步 一寸接一寸 step by step, inch by inch.
‪我的兄弟卡爾文每年來一次 My brother Calvin shows up once a year
‪來折磨我 ‪就在每年的黑奴解放日前後 to torment me every year around Juneteenth.
‪我以為你已經在"行屍走肉"中被幹掉了 I thought they killed you off on The Walking Dead.
‪你錯了 狄克遜 Well, you thought wrong, Dixon.
‪我活得好好的 I'm here in the flesh.
‪抱歉 我只能把車停在你的草坪上 Sorry I had to park on your lawn.
‪你知道我來的目的 You know what I'm here for.
我來奪回屬於我的東西 I'm here to get back what's mine.
‪燒烤大戰我贏定了 懂嗎 That barbecue battle is mines, you understand?
‪贏定了 It's mine.
‪我記得... As I recall...
‪比分是3比3 我是來打破平局的 it's 3-3, and I'm here to break the tie.
‪我想你記錯了 I think your mind is slipping.
‪比分是4比2 去年我贏了 ‪讓你親了我的肋尖 The score is 4-2, and last year I had you kissing my rib tips.
‪我不會親任何人的肋尖 ‪小子 我是獨身主義者 I don't kiss nobody rib tips, boy, I'm celibate.
‪去年我會輸 只是因為... Last year, the only reason that I lost is because...
‪我的肉不好 I had bad meat.
‪別扔那塊肉啊 Not the meat.
‪今年你休想用我的烤爐 Well, you ain't using my grill this year.
‪我不需要 I ain't got to.
‪你最好出去看看我給你帶了什麼來 You better look outside and see what I got for your ass.
‪神器 Beast!
‪這是什麼鬼東西 What the hell is that?
‪知道這是什麼嗎 ‪這是雞肉 牛排和魚肉的夢魘 You know what it is? Chicken, steak and fish nightmare.
‪就是這個 That's what it is.
‪這是"油煙終結者5000" It's the SMOKE-E-NATOR 5000.
‪這是烤爐中的經典之作 It is the grandiose Coupe de Ville of grizz-nills.
‪讓我想想 自帶藍牙... Let me tell you something, we got Bluetooth...
‪可以查看我的色交軟體消息 I can check my Pimpstagram
還能顯示橄欖球比賽的比分 and I can get the football scores.
‪你休想在我的後院觸地得分 You ain't scoring no touchdowns in my backyard.
‪跟你說吧 我要在你的後院遍地開花 All over your yard is what I'mma do, tell you right now.
‪在梅森-迪克森線以南 ‪今天沒人是我的對手 Ain't nobody south of the Mason-Dixon line gonna beat me today,
‪因為我的肉嫩到會從骨頭上掉下來 because my meat'll be so tender, it falls right off the bone.
‪我的肉嫩到連骨頭都能吃 My meat so tender you can eat the bone.
‪這不是老懷疑自己有病的伊麗莎白大媽嗎 Well, if it ain't old hypochondriac-ass Elizabeth.
‪你身上的香水叫什麼名字 甲醛嗎 What was the name of that perfume you wearin', formaldehyde?
‪你們就這樣說自己的姐姐嗎 Is that any way for the two of you to talk about your own sister?
‪你們應該慶幸我有白內障 ‪看不清東西 You better be glad I can't see through my cataracts,
‪但我不用看也知道 你們還是醜八怪 but I still know y'all, y'all still butt ugly.
‪你們大可放心 我會保住骨灰罐的 And you can bet your ugly asses I'm keeping that urn.
‪你得憑本事拿回去 Well, you gonna have to earn it back
因為那是我爸的骨灰 'cause those are my daddy's ashes
‪應該擺在壁爐台上 and they belong on the mantle.
‪也是我的爸爸 And my daddy, too.
‪請看 Ta-da!
‪爸爸 Daddy!
‪你對爸爸的骨灰罐做了什麼 What did you do to Daddy's urn?
‪我把它貴族化了 I gentrified it.
‪如果你們有意見 就從我這裏搶回去 If you got a problem with it, take it from me.
‪打敗我 未來一年它就歸你們了 Beat me, then it could be yours for the year.
‪好吧 我老爸的骨灰罐將跟我回家 Okay. Well, my daddy's urn is coming home with me
‪因為今年我將打敗你 because I'm gonna beat you this year.
‪曼尼 Manny!
‪過來 把"鬥牛士"推過來 快點 Come here! Give me my "El Matador"! Hurry up, man!
‪來了 狄克遜先生 Here you go, Mr. Dixon.
‪這下我得去打破傷風針了 Now I gotta go get a tetanus shot.
‪你們看看我的新寶貝 Man, y'all check out my new shit.
‪也許不如你們的烤爐嶄新華麗 It may not all be shiny and new like yours,
‪但它能烤出好東西 but it cooks real good.
‪這將是"燒烤式震撼" This is about to be the "Thrilla on the Grilla."
‪爸爸 Daddy,
‪我會讓你為我驕傲的 I will make you proud.
爸爸好尴尬 第一季 第６集
‪你不能邀請約翰尼來參加燒烤派對 Brian, you can't have Johnny come to the barbecue.
‪什麼意思 What you talking about?
‪首先 他每次都帶噁心的土豆沙拉來 First of all, he always brings that nasty-ass potato salad
‪-裏面放了葡萄乾和核桃 ‪-沒錯 確實 - with raisins and walnuts in it. - Yeah, he does.
‪其次 我把他砍了 And second, I cut his ass off.
‪當年NWA唱"幹警察" ‪並不是真的想"干"警察 Now when N.W.A said "F tha Police," they didn't mean it literally, sis.
‪閉嘴 布萊恩 Shut up, Brian.
我的好哥們來了 ‪他帶了個黑人姑娘來 That's my homie, and he's coming with another Black girl.
‪我去拿點汽水 I gotta go get some sodas.
‪-什麼 ‪-大家好 - What? - Guys.
‪這個派對彷彿讓人擺脫了鎖鏈 This party is off the chain.
‪抱歉 魔鬼 Excuse me, devil,
‪今天是黑奴解放日 不許說"鎖鏈" we don't use the word "chain" on Juneteenth.
‪抱歉 這個派對彷彿讓人擺脫了腳鐐 Sorry. This party is off the shackles.
‪-這是我的新夥伴 摩根 ‪-謝謝你們邀請我 - Meet my new partner, Morgan. - Thanks for inviting me.
‪你的夥伴 Your partner?
‪過來聊兩句 Let me holla at you for a second.
所以... So...
‪你是這次燒烤的主人嗎 Are you the, pit master?
‪抱歉 小姑娘 Excuse me, little lady,
‪今天是黑奴解放日 不許說"主人" we don't use the word "master" on Juneteenth.
‪所以你就隨便找個人帶來 So you're just gonna bring some random up in here?
‪我說了 她不是隨便找來的 I just told you, she's not some random.
‪她是我的新夥伴 She's my new partner.
‪好吧 知道嗎 Okay, you know what?
‪我知道你想幹什麼 但我不上當 I know what it is you're doing, but I ain't gonna fall for that.
‪我有驚喜送給你 Got something for ' ass.
‪馬庫斯 Marcus.
‪對 親愛的 我們在辦燒烤派對 Yes, honey, we're having a barbecue.
你也來吧 Why don't you come on through?
‪天啊 My God.
看到了嗎 ‪大家都在曬街區派對的照片 Are you seeing everyone post about the block party?
‪-什麼 ‪-甚至還有棉花糖 - What? - They even have cotton candy.
‪對不起 小姑娘 Excuse me, little lady,
‪今天是黑奴解放日 不許說"棉花" we don't use the word "cotton" on Juneteenth.
‪-妹子 我有個主意 ‪-什麼主意 - Girl, I just got an idea. - What?
‪我們開你爸的車去 我來開 Let's just take your dad's truck. I'll drive.
‪你瘋了嗎 Are you crazy?
‪要是讓他知道車被我開走了 ‪他會開車撞死我 He'd run me over with his truck if he knew I took it.
‪車已經被我們開走了 ‪他拿什麼撞你 If we take it, how can he run you over with it?
‪再說 我們很快就回來 Besides, we'll be right back here,
‪別提心吊膽的 他不會發現的 hanging out before he even notices.
‪對不起 小姑娘 Excuse me, little lady,
‪今天是黑奴解放日 ‪不許說"吊"這個字 we don't use the word "hanging" on Juneteenth.
‪聽著 齊婭 我不想惹麻煩 Look, Zia, I'm not trying to get in trouble.
‪不會惹麻煩的 今天是黑奴解放日 We won't. I mean, it's Juneteenth.
‪哈莉特·塔布曼會怎麼做 What would Harriet Tubman do?
[美國著名廢奴主義者 幫助300黑奴從地下鐵路逃脫]
‪你知道哈莉特·塔布曼是誰嗎 Do you even know who Harriet Tubman was?
‪當然知道 Of course I do.
‪她發明了"地下鐵路" She invented the Underground Railroad,
‪也就是現在的美鐵 which is now commonly called Amtrak.
‪插電了嗎 Is the electricity on?
‪我最後說一次 ‪我的密碼是"姜戈" D不發音 For the last time, my password is Django. The "D" is silent.
‪試試"笨蛋" Try "dumbass."
‪D要發音 The "D" ain't silent.
‪我關掉你 Turn your ass off.
‪等"油煙終結者5000"啟動了 Wait till the SMOKE-E-NATOR 5000 gets going.
‪你得掏出你跳脫衣舞‪賺的所有小費 You got to use all your strip club singles
因為你輸定了 'cause it's going down.
‪你的腦袋被驢踢了嗎 Are you out of your rabbit-ass mind?
‪等著看他們嘗我的"辣得你爹嗷嗷叫"醬料吧 Wait till they taste my Slap-The-Shit-Out-Of-Your-Papa sauce.
‪我想我老爸了 I miss my daddy.
‪是啊 你老爸肯定正在地獄裏仰著頭 Yeah, I bet your daddy's looking right up from hell
‪看他的三個孩子在後院一起燒烤呢 at his three children barbecuing together in the backyard.
‪要是他弄點地獄之火來 I wish he sent some of that hell fire
讓這個鬼東西啟動就好了 to get this damn thing going.
‪D不發音 The "D" is silent.
‪-我的香料在這裏... ‪-姑媽 - There's my spices... -Auntie.
‪布萊恩 Brian!
‪-寶貝 ‪-寶貝 - Baby, baby. - Baby.
‪你還好吧 How are you?
‪我在做化妝品之類的 Just working on the makeup, stuff like that.
‪來吧 和你最喜歡的姑媽親熱一下 So come here. Give your favorite auntie some loving.
‪我是說 親近一下 I mean, some sugar.
‪來吧 快點 Come on, now.
‪我們是家人 要親嘴唇 We family, we kiss on the mouth.
‪總之 姑媽 很高興見到你 Anyway, auntie, it's good to see you.
‪很高興被你見到 It's good to be seen.
‪姑媽 你最近怎麼樣 So, aunt, how you been?
‪還行 I'm fine.
‪只是上次見面以後 ‪我切了我的惡性痣 But since the last time I seen you, they had to remove my malignant mole.
‪-不是吧 ‪-但我沒事 - No! - But I'm all right.
‪你的堂妹伊薇特就沒這麼走運了 Can't say the same thing about your cousin Yvette.
‪她得了淋病 She got the gonorrhea.
‪-什麼 ‪-不要說出去 - What? - Keep that on the low.
‪我不說 I will.
‪-你的感情生活怎麼樣 ‪-你知道... - So, how's your love life? - You know...
‪布萊恩 嗨 Brian, hi.
‪-你好 ‪-嗨 - How are you? - Hi.
‪-嗨 ‪-對 這是史黛西 - Hi. - Yeah, this is Stacy.
‪她管理貝楊公司 She runs the company here at Bay,
‪-我們想... 這是誰 ‪-布萊恩 這是瑞克 - and we like to... Who is this? - Brian, this is Rick.
‪嗨 幸會 Hi, nice to meet you.
‪要是我的邁巴赫擋了你們的車道 就告訴我 Let me know if my Maybach is blocking your driveway.
‪邁巴赫 怎麼 你是... So, Maybach? What, you...
‪網約車司機嗎 Uber, Lyft?
‪其實我有一個飛機機隊 Actually, I own a fleet of aircraft.
‪他是富豪 He got money?
‪過來 和姑媽親近一下 Come over here and give auntie some sugar.
‪見鬼 齊婭 我們怎麼辦 Damn it, Zia. What are we gonna do?
‪好 冷靜 深呼吸 Okay, calm down. Calm down. Breathe.
‪好 這裏是亞特蘭大 對吧 Okay, it's Atlanta, right?
‪車被偷走是常有的事 So trucks get stolen all the time.
‪我是說 你爸的車在一天之內被偷了兩次 I mean, your dad's truck got stolen twice in one day.
‪我就不該聽你的 I never should've listened to you.
‪其實我也沒想到你會聽 I was actually kind of surprised you did,
‪不過 完全值了 but it was totally worth it,
‪因為我差點被梅根·西·斯塔莉安撞了 'cause I almost got hit by Meg Thee Stallion's ass.
‪我才不擔心梅根呢 I'm not worried about Meg's ass.
‪我只想保住自己的小命 I'm trying to save my own ass.
‪你真風趣 還是肌肉男 You so funny and muscular.
‪想知道一個秘密嗎 You wanna know a secret?
‪有一次我吃了36個熱狗 One time I ate 36 hot dogs.
‪-是參加吃熱狗比賽嗎 ‪-不是 - Was it for a hot dog-eating contest? - No.
‪來 想幫我吃掉我的小香腸嗎 Here, you want to help me eat my wienie?
‪來 寶貝 我知道我的甜心喜歡吃甜食 Here, baby, I know my sweetheart got a sweet tooth.
‪不 我不吃碳水化合物 No. I don't do carbs, all right?
‪我還以為我們要去健身呢 ‪今天該練臀大肌了 I thought we were supposed to work out. It's glute day.
‪讓開 Get out of the way.
‪我的小薩莎 There's my little Sasha.
‪姑媽 Auntie.
‪來和你最喜歡的姑媽甜蜜一下 Come give your favorite auntie some sugar,
‪但不要太甜了 我有前期糖尿病 but not too much, I'm prediabetic.
‪-布萊恩 ‪-什麼事 - Brian. - What's up?
‪我在車輛扣押場的同事給我打電話 Got a call from my buddy at the impound.
‪他說你的車被拖到扣押場了 He said your truck was just towed there.
‪不可能 我的車在這裏 Impossible. My truck is here.
‪不 那兒有一輛2019款凱迪拉克 Nope. They got a 2019 Cadillac Escalade
車牌是BAYBAY with the license plate BAYBAY.
‪他們幹嘛把我的車‪從我自己的車庫中拖走 Why would they come tow my truck from my own garage?
‪不 他說是從市中心的一個街區派對現場拖走的 No, he said it was towed from some block party downtown.
‪別擔心 我的同事正在把車送回來 Don't worry. One of my guys is bringing it back right now.
‪難以置信 薩莎竟然做出這種事 I can't believe Sasha would do some shit like this.
‪怎麼回事 What's going on?
‪薩莎和齊婭去參加‪一個黑奴解放日街區派對 Sasha and Zia went down to this block party for Juneteenth
‪去看幾個叫"寶貝"的傢伙 to see some babies or whatever.
‪但她們開走了我的車 ‪害我的車被拖走了 But they took my truck and they got it towed.
‪薩莎竟然不參加我們的家庭傳統活動 Sasha skipped out on our family tradition?
必須好好罵她一頓 She need to be scolded.
‪太奇怪了 That's so weird.
‪齊婭跟我說 ‪她要去參加街區派對 Zia told me she was going to the block party,
‪但她沒說要偷你的車 but she didn't say she was going to steal your truck.
天吶 她們要有大麻煩了 My God. They're in so much trouble.
你們可以將她們禁足 You can ground them,
‪但她們還有手機和社交媒體‪ but they still got their cell phones and social media.
‪她們會屏蔽你們 They will cancel you, man.
‪你們得用老方法懲罰她們 You got to get medieval on their little asses.
‪-要讓她們痛不欲生 ‪-沒錯 - You got to make them suffer. - Yeah.
‪你們去享受燒烤吧 Y'all go ahead and enjoy that barbecue.
這事就交給我們老古董 Old school got this.
‪不要這樣悄悄靠近我 我神經衰弱 Don't you run up on me like that. My nerves are bad.
‪聽著 我只想解決掉和尚頭上的虱子 Now, look, I'm just gonna address the elephant in the room.
‪你是個偷東西的虱子 You a thieving-ass elephant.
‪狄克遜 我從沒偷過虱子 Dixon, I ain't never stolen no elephant.
‪你偷了我的"辣得你爹嗷嗷叫"醬料配方 You stole my recipe for my Slap-The-Shit-Out-Of-Your-Papa sauce.
‪好吧 也許我偷了 但不是偷你的 Okay. I might have stolen it, but I ain't steal it from you.
‪我是偷老爸的 我要尿尿 I stole it from Daddy. I got to pee-pee.
‪老爹 伊麗莎白姑媽說你需要幫忙 Pops, Auntie Elizabeth said that you might need some help.
‪不用 親愛的 No. I'm good, honey.
我只需要讓你老爸去商店買點冰塊 I just need your daddy to run to the store, get me some ice.
‪-布萊恩... ‪-不用 交給我和齊婭吧 - Brian... - No, no. Zia and I will take care of it.
‪不行 我需要大約十袋 No, 'cause I need, like, ten bags.
太重了 你倆孩子拿不動 That's too much for children to carry.
‪-布萊恩... ‪-不用 十袋 - Brian... - No, no. Ten bags?
‪對我來說十袋不算什麼 我們去買 Shoot! Ten bags ain't got nothing on me. We'll handle it.
‪明白了 Gotcha!
‪喝點牛奶 有益健康 Just getting some milk, does the body good.
‪原來如此 難怪我的烤爐沒溫度 That's it. That's why I got no heat.
‪氣死我了 I'm all pissed.
‪你們哪個混蛋拔掉了我的 Which one of you sons of bitches
"油煙終結者5000"的插頭 unplugged my SMOKE-E-NATOR 5000?
‪不是我 Not me.
‪從我們還在穿開襠褲的時候 I've been telling your ass since we was
我就一直跟你說 叫你別惹我 toddlers not to mess with me.
‪為什麼關掉 ‪我的"油煙終結者5000" Why in the Beelzebub would you turn off my SMOKE-E-NATOR 5000?
‪跟我理論 你需要換個態度 You need to plug in a new attitude when you step to me.
‪知道嗎 You know what?
‪我不怕你們 因為你們都是老古董 I ain't worried about y'all 'cause y'all old-school anyway.
‪看這個 我有太陽能發電板 Look at this, I got solar panels?
‪我有太陽就夠了 All I need is the sun.
‪怎麼沒有太陽 太陽 I ain't got no sun. Sun?
‪太陽 Sun?
‪好 Okay.
‪冰塊送到 老爹 There you go, Pops.
‪十袋冰塊 四條凍胳膊 Ten bags of ice and four frozen arms.
‪薩莎 去找你老爸 You need to go catch up with your daddy.
‪我要他去商店 ‪幫我買三袋木炭 布萊恩 I need him to get me three bags of charcoal. Brian!
‪-別叫 交給我們吧 ‪-對 交給我們吧 - No, no, we can do it. - Yeah, we can do it.
‪你們確定 這種活小姑娘可幹不了 You sure? This ain't no job for no little girl.
‪這是重體力活 ‪我腳跟的骨刺就是這樣來的 It's hell, it's how I got my heel spur.
‪-布萊恩 ‪-別叫 - Brian! - No, no.
‪-我們沒問題 ‪-對 - We got this. We got this. - Yeah.
‪你沒必要告訴我爸 And you don't have to tell my dad.
‪一會兒我幫你按摩腳跟 Maybe I can rub your heels later.
‪好吧 幫我買點護腳霜和痔瘡膏 Okay, and get me some foot cream and some Preparation H,
‪但是不要說出去 but you keep that on the low.
‪這太荒謬了 This is stupid.
‪我們認識這麼久了 我不想和你較勁 We've known each other forever. I don't wanna fight with you.
‪對不起 我不該利用我的巡邏搭檔激你吃醋 I'm sorry I used my patrol partner to try to make you jealous.
‪等一下 她是你的巡邏搭檔 Wait. She's your patrol partner?
‪我還以為你們有一腿呢 I thought y'all were smashing.
‪有一次碰到一起殺人後自殺案 ‪事後我們親熱了一下 We did some hand stuff after a murder-suicide,
‪但我和她只是朋友 but no, we're just friends.
‪那個案子破案了嗎 Well, did you solve the case?
‪是殺人後自殺 It's a murder-suicide.
‪用不著破案 It solves itself.
‪我們可以繼續做朋友嗎 Can we go back to being friends?
‪-亦敵亦友 ‪-亦敵亦友 - Frenemies. - Frenemies.
‪-帶福利那種 ‪-再見 - With benefits? - Boy, bye.
‪我開玩笑的 I'm kidding.
‪摩根呢 Where's Morgan?
‪馬庫斯呢 Where's Marcus?
‪他們走了 剛才他倆躲在角落裏 They gone. They were over there in the corner,
‪互相幫對方按摩肩膀 rubbing each other's shoulders and whatnot.
‪他的奶奶和我是朋友 I'm friends with his grandmama.
‪據說那小子被獵鷹隊開除了 Word is, that boy got cut from the Falcons
‪因為他吸毒 'cause he was trying to snort the 40-yard line.
‪你們別說出去 Y'all keep that on the low.
‪看看我們的燒烤小幫手 Look at our little barbecue assistants.
‪我們樂意幫忙 We're happy to help.
‪看看我的孩子們 ‪很高興又見到你們了 Look at all my children. Good to see you again.
‪知道嗎 我想買點豬腸 You know what, I am hankering for some, chitterlings
‪放在"油煙終結者5000"上烤 on that SMOKE-E-NATOR 5000.
‪我沒帶鑰匙 我要下去買點 I ain't got my keys, I'mma try to go down and grab some.
‪看來只能找布萊恩了 布萊恩 I guess I'll ask Brian. Brian!
‪-什麼 不 別叫布萊恩 ‪-布萊恩 - What? No. No Brian. - Brian!
‪-你們見過他嗎 布萊恩 ‪-我沒見過 - Have you seen him? Brian. - I haven't.
‪我沒見過他 不過我們可以去幫你買 I haven't seen him, but, I mean, we can go get it.
‪哪裏有賣豬腸的 I mean, where do you get chitterlings?
‪這個嘛 孩子們 你們照我說的去做 Well, children of corn, this is what you do.
‪就去... Go down to the...
‪小豬商店 知道吧 Piggly Wiggly, right?
‪進門後找查理·雷或雷·查理 You go in and in the back is Charlie Ray or Ray Charles,
他倆是雙胞胎 they're twins.
‪他們會帶你們去後面 ‪放豬腸的地方 They'll take you to the back where the chitterlings is,
買到以後 把口敞開 once you get 'em, leave the top open,
好好聞聞 現在去吧 so you could smell it. Go ahead, now.
‪好吧 內臟 聞聞 知道了 Okay, all right. Guts, breathe. Got it.
‪-布萊恩 ‪-有事嗎 - Brian. -What's up?
‪你有紙盤嗎 Do you have any paper plates?
‪-紙盤 ‪-對 - Paper plates. - Yeah.
‪在櫥櫃裏 Right there in the cabinet.
‪你的朋友叫尼克 對吧 So, your friend, Nick?
‪你倆挺合得來的 You guys are getting along pretty good.
‪你是說瑞克 對 他還不錯 Rick? Yeah, he's okay.
‪抱歉 我帶男朋友來 ‪事先沒有告訴你 I'm sorry I brought a date without mentioning it.
‪嗯 沒關係 不必擔心 Yeah, well, you know, it's all good. Don't have to worry about.
‪屌客看起來挺不錯 Dick seems cool.
‪布萊恩 他叫瑞克 Brian. It's Rick.
‪對 瑞克 當然了 Yeah, Rick. Of course.
‪我居然弄錯了 How could I get that wrong?
‪屌客 瑞克 Dick, Rick.
‪-我沒找到 ‪-在這裏 最上面 - I don't see it. - Right here, at the top.
‪我是男人 我幫你拿 I'm a man. Let me get it.
‪我是男人 I'm a man.
‪別再親近了 謝謝 No more sugar, I'm good. Thank you.
那個女人毛手毛腳的 That woman's handsy.
‪屌客 Dick.
‪-對 ‪-瑞克 - Yeah. - Rick.
‪-找到盤子了嗎 ‪-找到了 - Did you find the plates? - Got 'em.
‪布萊恩 史黛西告訴你‪那個好消息了嗎 Brian, did, Stacy tell you the good news?
‪還沒有告訴他 ‪我本來打算星期一告訴你 I didn't talk to him yet. I was going to tell you on Monday.
‪星期一告訴我 什麼事 怎麼了 Tell me on Monday? What's going on?
‪瑞克邀請我一起環遊世界 Well, Rick has offered to take me around the world.
‪我的邀請讓她無法拒絕 I made an offer she couldn't refuse.
‪知道嗎 恭喜了 You know what? Congratulations.
‪祝你們旅途愉快 And, happy travels.
‪好好享受 屌客 And, enjoy, Dick.
‪我是說瑞克 I mean Rick.
‪什麼情況 What the hell?
‪什麼 不可能 What? It can't be.
薩莎 那是豬腸的氣味嗎 Sasha. Is that the smell of chitterlings?
‪是啊 我去買的 Yeah, I went and got 'em.
‪不過你看 ‪你的車在這裏 不可思議吧 But look, your truck's here. That's crazy, right?
‪有什麼不可思議的 What's so crazy about that?
‪天啊 My God.
‪我被搞糊塗了 I'm so confused.
‪難道他知道了 Do you think he knows?
‪沒錯 我知道了 God damn right, I know.
‪好吧 爸爸 Okay, Dad.
我有話跟你說 I'mma tell you something.
‪首先 我們借你車的時候 ‪我是說你的SUV So first, when we borrowed your car, I mean, your truck.
‪我是說... I mean, see...
‪給你五秒鐘老實交代 You got five seconds to spit it out.
‪好吧 我們偷了你的車 ‪然後車不見了 Okay, so we stole your truck, and then it was gone,
‪我們想坐公交車回來 and we tried to take the bus back.
我知道你會怎麼說 ‪這不是個好主意 I know what you're going to say, that it was a bad idea.
‪你是對的 我們已經上了寶貴的一課 You were right. We've already learned a very valuable lesson already.
‪湖人隊怎麼樣了 How about those Lakers?
‪湖人隊很棒 The Lakers are great.
拿了冠軍 勒布朗 Won the championship. LeBron.
‪你應該去湖人隊打球 知道為什麼嗎 You should play for the team. You know why?
‪如果你去湖人隊打球 Because if you played for the Lakers,
你偷球和撒謊的次數將名列榜首 you'd be leading in steals and lies.
‪他們不統計這一項 They don't have a category for that,
但如果你打籃球 他們就應該統計 but they should if you play.
‪懂了嗎 這件事如何解決 All right? So how we're gonna fix this?
罰你禁足六個禮拜 We're gonna ground you for six weeks.
‪好的 我完全是罪有應得 ‪ Okay. Yeah, I totally deserve that.
六個禮拜不看電視 No TV for six weeks.
‪不光是不看電視 還不許玩iPad Not just no TV, but no iPads,
不許玩社交媒體 不許打遊戲 no social media, no games.
‪尤其是不許玩手機 And especially no iPhone.
‪什麼 不許玩手機 你不能沒收我的手機 What? No phone? You can't take my phone.
‪拜託 罰我禁足 殺了我 毆打我 Come on. Ground me. Kill me. Whoop me.
別沒收我的手機 Don't take away my phone.
‪抱歉 小姑娘 ‪今天是黑奴解放日 Excuse me, little lady, we don't use the word "whoop"
不許說"毆打" on Juneteenth.
‪現在開始頒獎 Now to the awards.
"最佳芝士通心粉大獎"頒給... 伊麗莎白姑媽 The Best Mac and Cheese Award goes to... Aunt Elizabeth?
‪又不是我做的 I didn't make it.
‪其實是我做的 I actually made that.
‪我做麵條的手藝強悍無比 My noodle game is strong as hell.
‪為你驕傲 小子 Proud, boy. Proud, boy.
‪瞧 我說過 卡夫通心粉每次都能獲獎 See? I told you, that Kraft macaroni works every time.
‪好了 現在頒發主要獎項 All right, it's time for the main event
‪我們即將揭曉誰將成為"燒烤式震撼"大賽 and now we'll see who's gonna be crowned
新一屆的"肋排之王"或"肋排女王" the new Rib King or Queen of the Thrilla on the Grilla.
‪很簡單 寶貝 ‪就是"油煙終結者5000" That's easy, baby. It's the SMOKE-E-NATOR 5000.
"油煙終結者"天下無敵 SMOKE-E-NATOR bye yae.
‪小子 我可不是菜鳥 我是老手 Boy, I ain't new to this. I'm true to this.
‪薩莎 你不想給我拍張自拍嗎 Sasha, won't you take one of them selfish pictures of me?
‪我想 但有人沒收了我的手機 I would, but someone took my phone.
‪因為有人偷走了我的車 And someone took my truck.
‪好吧 首先品嚐卡爾文的烤肋排 All right. First up, Calvin's ribs.
‪我不吃 還是活的 I'm not eating that. It's still alive.
‪這個肋排還在淌血 就像我的潰瘍 This rib is bleeding like it's my ulcer.
‪知道嗎 這是... 污蔑 You know what? This is some bullshit... crap.
‪懂嗎 你們說的那種血淋淋的場面 Understand? I ain't seen that much blood since,
‪我只在梅爾·吉布森拍的那部講耶穌的電影中見到過 that movie Mel Gibson did about Jesus.
‪知道嗎 You know what?
‪你們狗屁不是 All y'all ain't nothing.
‪你們有人陷害我 One of y'all done set me up!
‪你只是個輸不起的傢伙 You're just a sore loser.
‪拿上你的血淋淋的肋排 趕緊走吧 Take your ol' bleeding ribs and get on out of here.
‪-走吧 ‪-知道嗎 - Go on. - You know what?
‪我才不在乎呢 I ain't got to worry about none of this.
‪懂嗎 You understand me?
‪我要離開這裏 知道嗎 I'm getting out of here and know what?
‪那個烤爐會自己飛回家 That grill, it'll fly home to me.
‪它將變成一架無人機... It'll turn into a drone...
‪然後飛回家 and come on home.
‪好了 現在品嚐伊麗莎白的烤肋排 All right, okay. Now, let's taste Elizabeth's ribs.
‪很不幸 我的烤肋排被偷吃了 Well, unfortunately, my ribs, they didn't make it here
‪因為有人把隔壁的羅威那犬放進來了 because somebody let the Rottweiler in from next door.
‪我什麼都不知道 ‪什麼都沒看到 我什麼都沒做 I know nothing, I see nothing, I do nothing.
‪老爹 說件與此不相干的事 ‪你欠我50美元 And, Pops, completely unrelated, you owe me $50.
‪只剩下我了 這是我的了 Well, look, I won this by default.
‪你想拿走骨灰罐 除非我死了... You'll get this urn over my dead...
‪不許咬我 Don't you bite me.
‪這個罐子能裝下兩個人的骨灰 Well, there's room for two bodies in this thing.
‪-好了 ‪-冷靜 大家冷靜 - Okay. - Calm down. Everybody just calm down.
‪雖然只是走走程序... Well, even though it's a formality...
‪對 Yeah.
‪還是品嚐一下老爹的烤肋排吧 Why don't you guys try Pop's ribs?
‪太好吃了 These are amazing.
‪這個肋排... 真的好小 They're... really, really small.
‪這是乳豬的肋排嗎 Are these from a baby pig?
‪那是公路上的豬 Well, that's a highway pig.
‪是負鼠 That's a possum.
‪我12美分一斤買來的 I got it for 12 cents a pound.
‪你們吃松鼠熱狗的時候也沒說什麼 Y'all ain't said nothing about them squirrel dogs.
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