对不起 妈妈 I'm sorry, mom.
对不起 I'm sorry.
嗨 Hi!
神呐 Jesus.
叫我女神好了 你今天心情不错哦 I prefer goddess, but you're in the right vein.
你 我的小懒猪 今天得去工作了 You, my bear, are going to work today.
我们就是这个家里的赢家 We're winners in this family
你孩子还仰仗你聪慧的头脑呢 and your kids are relying on your brilliant brain.
对了 你要被炒了这后果你可承担不起 Plus, you can't afford to get fired.
我之所以这么清楚是因为你还欠着我房租呢 I know this because you still owe me rent.
噢 真衰 Oh, fuck.
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我生 I've been
病了 Sick.
知道了 也不是什么大事儿 I know, it's completely fine.
我起来了 I'm getting up.
好的 Good.
嘿 爸爸 发生什么事了 Hey, papa, what's going on?
她已经把离婚协议书送过来了 She sent the divorce papers already.
真他妈的快 That was fucking fast.
你知道她要嫁给他吗 Do you think she wants to marry him?
你知道这是为啥吗 Do you think that's why?
她才不愿意嫁给他 他就是个蠢货 She does not want to marry him, he's an idiot.
她说她爱上他了 She said she's in love with him.
我 我 我想她就是想跳出她自己的那个圈子 I, I, I thought she just needed to get it out of her system,
但我会 我会把她拉回来的 Elle but I'd, I'd take her back, Elle.
我才不在乎 I don't care?
爸 你在那间小屋里吗 Dad, are you at the cottage?
就 是的 Just, yeah.
好的 我会跟她谈谈 Okay, I'll talk to her.
好吗 Okay?
宝贝 你不会的 Honey, you can't.
我肯定会的 Can and I will.
我会跟她谈的 I'll talk to her.
我待会儿再打给你 I'll call you later.
好吗 Okay?
我爱你 I love you.
我还没 I don't...
Phillips女士 Miss. Phillips?
怎么了 Yes?
你能回来我很开心 I'm happy you're back.
谢谢你 Sarah Thanks, Sarah.
呃 周围一直有冷空气 太糟糕了 Um, that cold going around was, was really bad.
我也是 你懂的 I am too, you know.
什么 What?
我也是啊 I am too.
你跟别人有 有说起过这事儿吗 H-h-have you been able to talk to anyone else?
你 你 你觉得这事儿家长会同意吗 D-d-do you feel supported by the adults in your life?
您开什么玩笑 Phillips女士 You're jokes, Miss Phillips.
如果你想跟我聊天 就去DM上找我吧 Hit me up in the Dm's if you ever need to chat.
那很不合适 That's not appropriate.
明天见 See you tomorrow.
明天见 I'll see you tomorrow.
Ellie Ellie.
你居然十点前到 You're here before 10AM.
真不错 Good for you.
对啊 谢谢 Yeah, thanks.
等下 有个 So there's a...
会十点在会议室开 Meeting in the conference room at 10.
我看过日程表了 I read the calendar.
太棒了 Amazing.
你真的 You're really.
在开发新客户上做得很好 On the new client acquisition, well done.
无语了 In no word.
把头梳梳就好了 Maybe just a little brush.
哦 这叫个什么事儿 Oh, what the fuck?
谢谢你们都能到位 Thank you all for being here.
特别是你 Hunter Especially you, Hunter.
你帮助我们太多了 You're such a good support.
别这么说 Stop it.
不 我说的是事实 No, you are.
噢 Oh!
好了 时间就是金钱 伙计们 Okay, so time is money, people.
甭管那是什么 Whatever that is.
众人拾柴火焰高 "Everyone is smarter than one of us is smart."
这句话来自于公司的天才 Bruce Talbot The corporate genius, Bruce Talbot.
今天 我们就用测谎灵来提升提升 Today, we're gonna develop
沟通和管理技能 communication and management skills using truth serum.
开玩笑的 是角色扮演 Just Kidding. It's role play.
两者其实没什么区别 Which is almost the same thing.
所以让我们一起 So, let's win
赢得胜利 together!
卡 Cut.
噢 是I.T.部门的老伙计帮的我 Oh, uh, Guds from I.T. helped me.
我一会儿再跟他聊聊 I'll talk to him later.
哇 Wow.
那么我希望一旦成功了 So, I am hoping
能把这些经验推广给 to bring these exercises
其他的团队 to the rest of the team if this is successful.
你们是我的小白鼠 You're my guinea pigs.
我 我能说我们去做示范都还有一点儿 I-Can I just say that we all have room to grow.
不够格儿吗 And exemplary work.
哇 Wow.
啊 有句话说的是成王败寇 Aw, this one is called "Winners, losers."
我们的目标是将不利的局面重新 The goal is to reframe negative situations
转化为团队学习的经验 into learning experiences as a team.
好极了 Great.
我喜欢单干 Patty So, I'm a lone wolf, Patty.
我 我不反对 - I-I love that.
我只是觉得那个 呃 And I just think that, um
我想做我们的冬季啤酒 I would love to make our new winter ale
再用您的名字来命名 and name it after you.
这款冬季产品就叫 And it's just gonna be called
潮吹 Liquid sex.
我的神啊 Oh, my god.
到时候会把你的脸印在上面 And your face is gonna be on it.
想想看会有多轰动吗 Like how sensational would that be?
想法不错 谢谢 That's so good, thank you.
好极了 我超讨厌这个想法 Great, so I hate that idea.
我会实实在在干点活儿 I'm gonna go do some actual work.
作为胜者我有 As a winner I have...
噢 天哪 Oh, my god.
我的天 Oh, my god.
午餐 还有人吗 Lunch, anyone.
哦 Oh.
噢 Oof.
她压根没成功 She didn't make it.
哇 我没想到是你 Wow, you weren't the one I was expecting.
我知道 I know.
我只是 I've just
你很忙吗 You've been busy.
不 一点儿也不 No, not even a little bit.
我其实不太确定你是否想要接我电话 I just didn't know if you'd want me to call, and...
怎么会呢 'Course I do.
我们不还是朋友嘛 We're still friends, aren't we?
太好了 Good.
我想跟你说点儿事 I want to tell you something.
呃 我把我俩的事情跟别人说了 Um, I've been telling people about us.
跟我父母 My parents.
噢 Oh.
哇 Wow.
你可能想象不到 You have no idea.
一个学校里的孩子跑来跟我出柜了 Um, a kid came out to me at school, I think.
我真是太蠢了 把事情搞得这么复杂 And I just feel stupid for making it so complicated.
你现在对这事儿不排斥了 我为你感到高兴 Well, I'm glad you feel good about it now.
我想见你 I wanna see you.
你到底在说什么 What are you doing?
什么 What?
Molly 我也想在你身边 Molly, I wanna be there for ya.
我说真的 但这回不能再重蹈覆辙了 I do, but this, this fucking back and forth thing.
你不能 You can't just.
你知道你不能 You know you can't just.
我一直在努力 这一切对我来说还很陌生 I'm trying. Like this is all new for me.
我只是 我 And I just, I.
我不能这么下去了 I can't do this again.
噢 Oh.
好的 Uh, yeah.
抱歉 孩子们放学后找我有点事 Sorry, uh, the kids need help, after school study.
Molly 对不起 Molly, I'm sorry.
咚咚 Knock, knock.
你胃好点没 How's the tummy?
没事儿了 It's fine.
我们真该好好聊聊 Um, like, we, we really need to talk.
我也这么想 亲爱的 That is just what I was thinking, my love.
一起喝一杯吗 Shall we get a glass of wine?
好啊 Oh, uh, yeah.
行 Yes.
好的 Okay.
怎么说呢 It's just...
我知道一直要猜人心思很难 I know how difficult it's been having to play guessing games
那 and
对了 你已经在申请离婚了吗 Yeah, and you're filing for divorce already.
你跟你父亲聊过了 You spoke to your father?
对 我的父亲 Yeah, my father.
我父亲 My father.
那是我爸爸 Roger It's my dad, Roger.
你们是三十年的老伴了 You're partner for 30 years.
宝贝 Honey.
他过得挺糟糕的 顺便说一句 He's a mess, by the way.
我们现在去喝一杯吧 好吗 Let's get that glass of wine, okay.
我们再谈 We'll talk.
我不太想在这儿聊 I don't want to do this here.
好吗 甜心 Okay, sweetheart?
好 Okay.
很好 Great.
救命 God take me.
粉色香槟 Champagne, pink.
哦 钓到富婆了哈 Oh, she's fancy, huh.
我妈请客 Yeah, mom's paying, so.
注意言行 Behave.
不 我很好 我很好 No, I'm fine, I'm fine.
我只是 我 I just, I, um.
我只是 I just.
I thought that.
You know what, never mind.
Uh, I just need a drink, and a minute.
- Okay.
- Is Jake around?
- He's changing a keg.
- Oh, okay.
- You're all kinds of everything, right now, eh.
- And what a big day.
You finally get to know the wonderful Hunter.
- And he gets to know the wonderful me.
I could just eat Mr. Wonderful up.
- I did.
- Stop.
- MMM, so, um...
You were saying.
- Oh, yeah.
When my buddy and I, when we left the law firm.
We were both, like,
Ah, what do we do, what do we do.
And we're like,
we like beer.
I like beer, do you like beer?
And he's like, I like beer.
So, we're like, let's set out.
And we wanted to make like a real soul of the earth brewery.
Yeah?
And so that's exactly how frisky hops brewery was born.
- Oh, that sounds soul of the earth all right.
Salt of the earth even.
- Thanks.
- Yeah.
- He's amazing.
- MMM, and legal.
- Oh, don't be ridiculous.
Of course he is.
- Yeah, I'm over 18.
- I wouldn't.
I would never.
- Um, no, because he's a lawyer, mom, c'mon.
Just like dad.
- I didn't know your ex was a lawyer.
- Corporate law.
- Sorry, are we, we're calling him an ex husband already.
I mean, the bed's still warm.
- Luke warm, right?
It's been two years.
- I am simply dying for a visit to the little girls room.
- I'll come with you.
- Join me, Elle?
- Oh, no.
I'm fine.
I have an iron bladder.
But I'm sure you're bursting, so.
- Okay.
- Enjoy the fully adult woman's room.
- Play nice
- Oh my gosh.
- Hi.
- Oh my god.
Look at this.
Strawberry passion awareness.
- It's champagne.
- Oh, is it.
- Yeah.
I know you're into beer, but.
- Oh, mm-hmm.
Um, your mom tells me that you've been,
uh, really, like really busy.
Really working hard, and all that.
- I mean, yes, but not as hard as you,
you two have been working.
- Oh, c'mon.
- Managing two businesses and
you know, not to mention, affairs are hard work.
- Wait, what?
- Hmm?
- No, no, no, no.
No, No.
Not even.
I-I would never.
Okay.
I'm not having an affair at all.
I love your mother.
- Oh, at least one of you hasn't.
- Hasn't what?
- My dad's still in the guest bedroom, handsome.
♪ Oh, no let's go.
♪ Let's go
- Woops.
♪ I'm scared of television
♪ because the nightmares
♪ that I vision
♪ they're nightmares
♪ that I'm livin'
♪ She took me to the fair
♪ I swear to god, I hate it there ♪
- Hi.
- Hey.
- I did everything she wanted me to.
I came out.
Called her.
She still doesn't want me back.
- You know what, though?
I'm still so proud of you.
And you know what?
You did the thing.
- Did you drink all of this?
- Just five of them.
Just, hey, hey, hey.
Are you okay?
- I'm just tryin'a be a good friend and be happy for her.
- But you're not just her friend though, you know?
- Not helping.
- Sorry.
- ♪Matchbreaker, matchbreaker, break me a match. ♪
♪ Find me a find,
♪ break me a bastard.
- Okay, you are cut off, buddy.
- What?
No.
Hey!
- Thank you very much.
- No, that's smart.
Scotch time.
- No.
- Yeah.
- No.
- We're celebrating.
- What?
- My mom and the child groom.
Kaboom.
- How?
- Don't even ask.
- I can't even wait to tell my dad.
He's gonna love it.
- You should,
you should call him.
- Oh, I did, he's up north, he's not answering.
- Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
- Cottage. - Cocaine.
- Cottage.
Cottage.
Yeah, uh, well, I can't.
'Cause I have a, like, tons of work.
- You said the weekends are for self-care.
- Molly, I have...
- You were ready to do cocaine.
- It increases productivity.
- Don't make me beg.
- What?
- I will.
- Oh, please.
- It'll be humiliating for everyone involved.
- Molly.
- I have absolutely no pride left.
- Okay, okay, oh my god, oh my god, I'll go to the cottage.
Jesus, don't do that.
Rosie, more scotch now?
- No.
- Please?
- I have no drink.
- Enabler.
- Nothing to see here.
- She needs more bourbon.
- You!
- Get outta here.
♪ Too much time
♪ Lorry can't love
♪ There's too much on her mind
♪ Too much time
♪ Oh, Lorry can't love
♪ There's too much on her mind
♪ Too much time
♪ Lorry can't love
♪ There's too much on her mind
♪ Too much time