这是什么东西 一条鲸鱼吗 What do we have here? A whale?
天啊 Boy.
把手拿开 Will you get your hands off me?
毁灭僵尸
行啊 好吧 All right, fine.
2003年9月25日
你怎么看 哈利 What do you say, Harry?
来啦 乔 最近如何 Hey there, Joe. How you doing?
弗丽达 Frida?
-你好 米勒先生 -布莱恩 布莱恩 - Hey, Mr. Miller. - Brian. Brian!
快看 是弗丽达 他刚上完表演课 Hey, look, it's Frida. Just got out of his acting class.
该死的 快从车里滚出来 混蛋 God damn it, get your ass out of the car, dipshit.
天哪 爸爸 管管你的情绪 Jeez, dad, anger management.
-你好 弗丽达 -你好 布莱恩 - Hey, Frida. - Hey, Brian.
你好 局外人 什么时候回来的 Well, hey there, stranger. When did you get back?
-大概一个月前 -一个月吗 - Like, a month ago. - A month?
年轻有为的普林斯顿大学生连和我们岛上 So the hotshot Princeton girl has no
小老百姓打招呼的时间也没有吗 time to say hey to us island folk, huh?
他在开玩笑 宝贝 He's just teasing, sweetie.
布莱恩 看见弗丽达了吗 宝贝 Brian, did you see Frida, honey?
她在我前面四英尺远 She's like, four feet in front of me.
其实我从普林斯顿回来想喘口气 所以 Actually, I'm taking a bit of a break from Princeton, so...
辍学是吗 Dropping out, huh?
所以你会在这附近吗 So, you're gonna be around?
-你和 我们应该 -就休息会 我不知道 - You and... We should... - It's just a hiatus. I don't know.
爸爸有点想让我在餐馆帮忙 Dad kind of needs me at the restaurant, and...
真好 Great.
听着 弗丽达 宝贝 Look it, Frida, honey,
我一直想告诉你伊拉克乱的一塌糊涂 I've been wanting to tell you how awful
是多么的可怕 that whole mess over in Iraq is.
我总投给 I always vote...
无论哪场选举 我们都投票给民主党 We always vote democrat in every election and...
你到底在说什么 What the hell are you talking about,
我们总投票给民主党吗 we always vote democrat?
-我不投票给傻逼 -乔 - I don't vote for no pussies. - Joe!
弗丽达会很高兴 Look, Frida's glad
我们把民主带去了她的祖国 we're bringing democracy to her home country.
我说的对吗 弗丽达 Am I right, Frida?
实际上 我不是伊拉克人 Actually, I'm not from Iraq.
-什么 -我就是美国人 - What's that? - I'm from right here.
我爸从伊朗来 It's my dad who's from Iran.
-伊朗 -伊朗 - Iran. - Iran.
我觉得那地方是个悲剧 Well, I think it's just a tragedy.
为了一点点石油抢得头破血流 All that blood for a little bit of oil.
这么说吧 见到你们总是很高兴 You know what? It's always a pleasure seeing you guys,
但我得走了 but I gotta get going.
好好保重 弗丽达 Well, take care now, Frida.
-再见 弗丽达 -说再见 布莱恩 - Bye, Frida. - Say goodbye, Brian.
那家伙不喜欢他的汉堡 说做的不够好 That guy doesn't like his burger. It's not done enough.
这些人总爱抱怨 They're always complaining, these people.
生意怎么样 阿巴斯先生 How's it hanging, Mr. Abbas?
我准备好洗我的碟子了 I'm ready to wash me some dishes.
看起来这里真干净 你洗的吗 It looks really nice back here. Did you do that?
你他妈在是怎么想的 What the fuck do you think about it?
你是自己定上班时间的吗 You can just come to work anytime you want to?
乐队练习耽搁了 Band practice ran a little late and...
乐队练习耽搁了吗 Band practice ran a little late?
我不管乐队练习练多久 I don't care if the band practice ran a marathon.
你得准时来这上班 You come here to work on time.
对 我的意思是 Yeah, I mean,
-我很尊重这份工作的 伙计 -不 - You know I respect the grill, man. - No.
你们美国人只会对它嗤之以鼻 You Americans just dance around with happy, happy,
你们只爱吃那该死的培根芝士汉堡 and your goddamn bacon cheeseburger.
德里克 你被解雇了 Derek, you're fired!
好吧 Okay.
-给你 -谢谢 谢丽尔 - Here you go. - Well, thanks, Cheryl.
应该做的 Sure thing.
听我说 我只想问你一个问题 Say, listen, I have just one question for you.
什么 What's that?
你准备好迎接甘布尔港的未来了吗 Are you ready for the future of Port Gamble?
谢丽尔 我们为即将到来的下个任期 Cheryl, we have got some big plans
做了些大规划 coming up for the next term.
现在应该是时候和你说些事了 Yeah, well, this is probably as good a time as any to tell you
我是你的竞争对手 伯顿市长 I'm running against you, Mayor Burton.
-你好 -你好 -你好吗 - Hi. - Hi. - Hi, how you doing?
-你今天好吗 -投票给伯顿 - How you doing today? - Vote Burton.
班克斯小姐 Well... Miss Banks.
-竞选时候见 -放心 - See you on the campaign trail. - Count on it.
萨姆 投票给伯顿 Hey, Sam. Vote Burton.
警察
上帝 God
不是一件产品 is not a product.
不是一个电视节目 He is not a television show.
不是加工好的肉罐头 He's not a can of processed meat.
上帝不能在沃尔玛商场廉价购买到 God cannot be purchased cheaply at the Wal- Mart.
我们要通过做善事来赢得上帝亲睐 We have to earn god through our deeds,
在他的意志下成长 如我们所愿 rising in his estimation, as we hope
死后得以上天堂 to rise to paradise in the afterlife.
但这个国家的人们却沉迷于 But the people in this country are possessed
疯狂 with a madness,
背叛 with betrayal,
贪婪 with greed.
堕胎 Aborted little babies.
伊斯兰恐怖分子 Islamic terrorists.
同性恋结婚 Homosexuals getting married.
朋友们 这些罪孽存在着 Friends, these sins are
世界却以此为一时之乐 but temporary delights in this world.
但它们是将来去往地狱的直通票 But they are a ticket straight to hell in the next!
上帝 God
在看着 is watching.
而且他很快会反击 And god will strike back soon.
阿门 Amen.
阿门 Amen!
今天就到这里 兄弟姐妹们 That's it for today, brothers and sisters.
记住 今晚是慈善之夜 Remember, tonight's bingo night.
上月我赚了50美金 I made $50 last month.
这不是个好主意 兰斯 This was not a good idea, Lance.
-来吧 汤姆 -兰斯 - Come on, Tom. - Lance.
我和你说过少做这些同性恋的举动 I told you to ease up on all the queerisms.
不 不 不 什么 同性恋举动吗 No, no, no, no, no, what? The queerisms?
无论何时 我都随心所欲 I do what I want, when I want,
你应该明白 汤马斯 and I think you know that, Thomas.
听着 这不是在曼哈顿 好吗 Look, this is not Manhattan, all right?
事情在这有所不同 Things are different out here.
好吧 我明白你的意思 Okay, fine, I understand your point.
但是我们一直在说这个 But we've talked about this over and over.
我们和你的妈妈共进晚餐 We're gonna go have dinner with your mama.
吃过甜点后就一起出柜 完事之后 We'll come out over dessert, together, and when it's done,
我们回到船上 回到东部 we'll head back on the boat, go back east,
然后我们就自由了 汤姆 and we will be free, Tom.
我说 这会很棒的 不再有罪恶感 I mean, it's gonna be great. No more guilt.
好吗 不再怕回家过节 Okay? No more dodging family holidays.
不再有不能见人的秘密 You know, no more deep, dark secrets that
不再对朋友们隐瞒 we're keeping from everyone we know.
没什么大不了 It's not a big deal.
我环顾四周 我喜欢我看到的东西 I'm looking around, I like what I see.
-这是个很酷的小镇 拜托 -酷吗 - This is a cool town, come on. - Cool?
-酷 酷吗 -什么 - Cool? Cool? - What?
-好吧 我明白你说酷的意思了 -什么 - All right, I got your cool right here. - What?
盖里·普林斯 我的初恋 Gary Prince, my first love.
-他十七岁就出柜了 -高中 - He came out when he was 17. - High school.
那时他太美了 He was just beautiful.
他的眼神摄人心魂 He had this light in his eyes.
我一直想让他知道我对他的感觉 I always meant to let him know how I felt about him,
但他在出柜后 but after he came out,
他们把他放到中西部 they shipped him off to a straight camp
某个异性恋营地去了 somewhere in the midwest.
他被告知上帝会帮他渡过难关 They told him god would see him through.
他在那异性恋营地经历过什么 What he was put through at that straight acres,
我永远不会知道 I'll never know.
但我发誓 他回来时就像一个僵尸 But I swear he was like a zombie when he came back.
汤姆 Tom!
我就觉得是汤姆·亨特 Thought that was Tom Hunt.
-班克斯小姐 -看看你 - Ms. Banks? - Look at you.
你在哪高就 What have you been up to?
我在华尔街工作 Well, you know, just doing Wall Street.
-你呢 -还是在高中教书 - How about you? - Still teaching high school,
但不用做多久了 but not for much longer.
好的 抱歉 班克斯小姐 Right, sorry. Ms. Banks,
这是我的 兰斯 this is my... Lance.
-兰斯 -明白了 很高兴见到你 兰斯 - Lance. - I see. Very nice to meet you, Lance.
-汤姆 太棒了 你终于走出来了 -什么 - Tom, this is so great. You're finally out. - What?
你是说走出这个镇 对 最终我做到了 You mean out of this town. Yeah, I finally made it.
汤姆 Well, Tom,
我很为你自豪 I'm very proud of you.
不必管它是好是坏 好吗 You can take that for what it's worth, okay?
-我该继续跑步了 -谢谢 班克斯小姐 - I should get back to my run. - Thank you, Ms. Banks.
我们回头见 好吗 See you guys around, yeah?
-哈吉斯牧师在吗 -请进 - Reverend Haggis? - Come in.
-伯顿市长 -快坐吧 哈吉斯牧师 - Mayor Burton. - Don't get up, reverend Haggis.
今天讲得很好 很棒 Great sermon today, really great.
第二个小时堪称完美 That second hour, faultless.
谢谢 我在那个堕胎诊所部分 Thank you. I worked quite a bit about
下了一番功夫 这就是 that part about the abortion clinic. Just the way that
为世人可以推脱责任而存在的 they're taking the responsibility away from...
她是我的竞争对手 She's running against me.
-班克斯是我的对手 -班克斯吗 - Banks is running against me. - Banks?
她是个不信神的恶毒女人 She's a godless jezebel.
泰迪 恕我直言 Well, Teddy, with all due respect,
-岛上一半的人都不信神 -我知道 - So is half the island. - I know.
事实是 可能不止一半人 Truth be told, it's probably more than half.
甘布尔港已经变了 Port Gamble has changed.
你看到今天的出席人数了吗 I mean, did you see that turnout today?
这还是周日早晨 天啊 It's sunday morning, for pity's sake.
是上帝光芒最耀眼的时刻 It's god's prime time to shine.
记得90年代吗 泰迪 克林顿是我们的替罪羔羊 Remember the 90s, Teddy? Clinton was our go-to scapegoat.
那时我们有捕鱼业 游客络绎不绝 We had the fishing industry. Tourists by the hundreds.
我们周日有两项服务 周三有一项 We had two services on sunday and one on wednesday.
我曾经 我曾经说话掷地有声 I used to... I used to say things of consequence.
我曾经 我曾经打动人们 我不知道 I used to... I used to move people. I don't know.
现在 你还是会感动他们 Hey, now, you still move them.
但没那么多人了 相信我 他们会跟随你 There may not be as many. But believe me, they're all yours.
我希望有一半的人和你一样忠诚就好了 I just wish half of them had as much devotion as you do.
毕竟我是你的头号粉丝 Yeah, well, I am your number one fan after all.
我知道 哈尔 I know, Hal.
事情会总会有转机的 Things will pick up.
你想祷告吗 You wanna pray?
你不该在客厅祷告的 爸爸 You shouldn't pray in the front room, dad.
别再说了 弗丽达 Don't start again, Frida.
爸 别开始说教 Dad, don't start.
如果你要穿成这样出门 If you think you're going out dressed like that,
那你就疯了 you are insane.
爸爸 我没时间换了 我马上要走了 Dad, I don't have time to change. I'm going out.
和谁 和拉皮条的吗 With whom? With your pimp?
爸爸 人们去约会的时候就是这么穿的 Dad, this is the way people dress when they go on a date.
约会吗 A date?
和哈米德吗 Is it Hamid?
对 爸爸 那个一字眉吗 对 Yeah, dad, the one-brow wonder? Yeah,
那会是个很棒的约会 不是吗 that'd be a great date, wouldn't it?
你不喜欢哈米德 因为他和我们是一类人 You just don't like Hamid because he's one of us.
这是事实 弗丽达 It's truth, Frida.
你为自己的身份感到羞耻 You're ashamed of who you are.
你知道吗 你讨厌德里克 You know what? You just hate Derek
-是因为他不是伊朗人 -德里克吗 - Because he's not Iranian. - Derek?
德里克·布雷恩吗 Derek Blaine?
就是今天被我炒他鱿鱼的那个 The same guy that I fired today?
-你今天炒他鱿鱼了 -很吃惊吗 - You fired Derek today? - You're surprised?
你怎么回事 甜心宝贝 What happened to you, jelly-belly?
从普林斯顿大学辍学 回到这个垃圾地方 Quitting Princeton, coming back to this bullshit place,
和小人物浪费时间 giving your time to nobodies?
够了 爸爸 你根本就不了解我 Please, dad, you have no idea who I really am.
这个 弗丽达 这就是你 This, Frida, this is who you are.
你是伊朗文化的一份子 You're part of the real culture,
伊朗历史的一部分 real history.
你是伊朗人 你出身于好人家 You're Iranian. You're from the good family.
将来你会带着我们的餐馆走向全国 And one day, you take our restaurant national.
但我不想那样 我从没那样想过 But I don't want that. I've never wanted that.
那个地方改变了你 I've seen what that place does to you.
你永远在埋头工作 All you do is work.
你觉得这都是为了谁 Who do you think this is all for?
我辛苦炸牛排20年 I didn't make chicken-fried steak for
不是为了让你变成他们的一份子 20 years so you could be one of them.
你觉得你妈妈会怎么说 What do you think your mother would say?
我要出柜 出柜 出柜 I'm coming out, coming out, coming out.
你就要出柜了 You are coming out.
难以置信 你要出柜了 Can't believe it. Coming out.
就是今天 我太替你激动了 This is the day. I'm so excited for you.
这肯定很棒 会有一个很棒的晚餐 It's gonna be so good. It's gonna be a great dinner.
-这太疯狂了 -操 - This is crazy. - Fuck.
汤姆 甜心 Tom, sweetheart.
宝贝 Honey.
我觉得现在是时候该进行计划了 I think now might be a good time to stick to the plan
我们再三讨论的计划 that we've discussed over and over again
看看我们在哪 because look where we are.
这是你家 你妈妈在里面 It's your house. Your mom's inside.
我就不理解为什么你弄不明白 I don't understand why you can't just figure it out.
-因为我们在这 -好了 好了 - Because we're here. - Okay, okay.
-我们从东海岸来 -好 好 - And we came from the east coast. - Okay, okay.
-什么 不 -她本该愉快地度过一生 - What is the... No. - She could happily live her whole life
什么也不知道 without ever knowing.
但没想到吧 我们现在就在这 But guess what? We're here right now.
这才是真正的你 她需要知道 This is who you are, and she needs to know about it.
明年再说不是更好吗 Wouldn't next year be a better year?
我想 明年是鸡年 It's the year of the cock, I think.
听着 Look at this.
去年 你太忙了 Last year, you were "too busy."
前年 你爸刚去世 And the year before that, you dad had just died.
-大前年... -行了 行了 - And the year before that... - Okay. Okay.
-我都想不起来了 -好了 好了 - I can't even keep track. - All right, all right.
你到底想怎么样 It's like, what is your deal?
这么办吧 过来 You know what? Just come here.
和我一起走 来吧 Just walk with me. Come on.
是时候了 就是现在 This is... It's the time. This is the time.
我们走 走吧 Let's go. Come on.
-等等 -什么 - Wait. - What?
你爸怎么样 What about your dad?
你从没告诉我你爸是什么反应 You never told me how your dad reacted.
这不重要 我们走吧 来吧 来吧 It's not important. Let's go. Come on. Come on.
-弗丽达 -德里克 你他妈怎么回事 - Frida! - Derek, what the fuck?
-你好 弗丽 准备好了吗 -不知道 - Hey, Freed. You ready? - I don't know.
-你爸爸吗 -他的出发点是好的 - Your dad? - He means well.
只是 他太迂腐了 It's just, he's just old-fashioned.
对 迂腐到我想踹他屁股 Yeah, old-fashioned my foot up his ass.
所以就是这样 So that's it, huh?
因为你爸爸所以你今晚要甩了我 I'm ditched for the night because of your dad?
弗丽达 什么时候你才能意识到 Frida, when are you gonna realize
你不能一辈子 that you can't just let him control
都任由他那样摆布 you like that for your whole life?
就像我写的那首歌 生活是条荆棘之路 It's like that song that I wrote, life is a rocky road.
某个家伙走进冰激凌店 You know, where the guy goes into the ice cream store
去买坚果巧克力味冰淇淋 to buy himself some rocky road,
然后他意识到这就像其它口味一样 but then he realizes there's like all these other flavors.
你只是要找到自己的口味 You just got to find your flavor, girl.
我已经找到了 I have a flavor.
只是没人喜欢罢了 Just no one likes it.
-我喜欢你的口味 -你当然会喜欢 - I like your flavor. - You certainly do.
我在排队买拿铁咖啡 And I was just standing in line, waiting for my latte,
他却弯下腰咬了我的胳膊 when he just bent over and he bit me on the arm.
就是这样 Just like that.
之前我还从他那胖嘟嘟的孙女手上 And after I bought three boxes of girl scout cookies
买了三盒女童子军饼干 from that chubby little troll of a granddaughter of his.
-天啊 这真可怕 -钱伯斯先生咬了你 这真古怪 - God, that is awful. - Mr. Chambers bit you. That is so weird.
甘布尔港和以前不一样了 亲爱的 Port Gamble is not what it used to be, dear.
现在上街都很不安全 I mean, it's just not safe to go out on the streets anymore.
妈妈 你没事太好了 Well, really, Mom, I'm just glad you're all right.
谢谢你的关心 亲爱的 Well, thank you for your concern, dear.
亨特夫人 我一直很想知道 So, Mrs. Hunt, I have been dying to know
这个帅气的淘气鬼小时候是啥样的 what this handsome little devil was like as a youngster.
他以前是个怪人 Well, he was sort of an oddball.
-一个怪人 -是啊 - An oddball. - Yeah.
没什么女人缘 Didn't have much luck with the ladies.
-真的吗 -真的啦 - Really? - He really didn't.
而且还是个运动白痴 And he was horrible at sports.
可以这么说吧 他就是不怎么有魅力 Guess you could say that, well, he just didn't pan out.
我去年可是吸引了六个女生 You know, I did pull six figures last year.
那是当然的 亲爱的 Of course you did, dear.
不要这么激动 Now don't get so defensive.
而他的父亲却是 Now, his father on the other hand...
一个强硬的家伙 他是个真正的男人 Now, there was a rock. He was one of the last real men.
直到你俘获他 Yeah, until you got through with him.
真是个爱惹事的小姑娘 Such a drama queen.
这药吃了没什么效果 The medicines just don't seem to be cutting it.
-今天就到这吧 -亨特夫人 - Should we just call it a night? - Mrs. Hunt,
我们还吃甜点吗 还是... are we still up for dessert, or...
当然 当然 甜点 甜点 Yes, yes, of course. Dessert, dessert.
我做了你最喜欢吃的 I made your favorite.
-手指饼干 -手指饼干 - Ladyfingers? - Ladyfingers.
手指饼干 你真是太基了 汤姆 Ladyfingers? You're such a fag, Tom.
你知道我的打火机在哪吗 Do you know where my lighter went?
你觉得怎样 弗丽 What do you think, Freed?
-唱的是我啊 -看 我就知道你会懂 - It's about me. - See, I knew you'd get it.
-这歌是说我像一只猎豹吗 -是的 - Does the song say I'm like a cheetah? - Yeah.
这也是我最喜欢的歌词 Yeah, that's my favorite line, too.
我知道这没有电台司令（英国乐队） I mean, I know it's not like radiohead
那种味道 但是 or anything, you know? But...
天啊 God!
-你爸爸吗 -是啊 - You dad? - Yeah.
老兄 我听说你今天被炒了 Dude, I heard you got fired today.
洗个碗都被炒 How stupid do you have to be to get
这该有多蠢啊 傻子 fired from washing dishes, d-bone?
因为你爸真的是个混账 Well, you know, it's just your dad is just such a total asshole.
是啊 因为他得尽心尽力 Yeah, right, because it's not like he's
经营这家餐馆 trying to run a business or anything.
-你是在为你爸说话吗 -不是 - Are you standing up for your father? - No.
你生气了吗 Are you angry?
你生气了 你很气愤 You are. You're pissed off.
天啊 你其实和你爸爸一样 God, you're just like your father
只是身体构造不同 不是吗 underneath all that, aren't you?
真恶心 Gross!
你们伊拉克人怎么总是气急败坏的样子 Man, all you Iraqis are so pissed off all the time.
你是今天第三个叫我 You're, like, the third person today
伊拉克人的人 你知道吗 to call me Iraqi. You know that?
也许是因为你太有伊拉克味了 Maybe it's because you have such a perfect I-rack.
-你这样说真是蠢到家了 -或者 - Wow. That is so dumb of you to say. - Or,
随便啦 反正是中东人 you know, whatever, middle eastern.
你们这些人为什么总是开不起玩笑 Why do you people always take things so syria-sly?
我不知道 我只知道 I don't know, but I do know
你这个挪威人今天别想和我上床了 that there is Norway you are getting into these panties tonight.
我不是挪威人 我是美国人 I'm not... i'm not from Norway. I'm American.
我也是啊 傻逼 So am I, dumb shit.
为什么每个人都把我当作... Why does everybody think I'm supposed to be this...
冷静一下 好吗 kuwait a minute, all right?
你知道我是开玩笑的 对吧 Now, you know I'm just joking, right?
没错 我是个混蛋 You're right. I'm a dick.
你今晚过得很不开心 我也不懂怎么安慰你 You've been having a rough night, and I'm being insensitive.
听着 我只想做我自己 就是这样 Look, man, I'm just Frida. That's it.
为什么每个人都随心所欲地 Why does everybody want me to be whatever
往我身上贴标签 it is that they think I am, anyway?
我甚至不能和一个人正常沟通 I can't even have a normal conversation with anybody.
我知道 你说得对 I know, you're right.
你以为我作为一个真正的美国人 I mean, you think that just 'cause I'm a real
没碰到过这些破事吗 American I don't run into this kind of shit?
我知道人们是怎么看我的 I know what people think about me.
我知道他们认为我是个彻头彻尾的 I know they think I'm just some total
三流歌手 永远写不出好歌 hack who's never gonna write a good song.
因此 我喜欢自嘲 就像 So, I make jokes, you know. It's...
你们怎么说的 防卫机制 What do you call it? It's a defense mechanism.
但是我 But I...
我爱你 弗丽达 是"爱" I love you, Frida. With a capital "l."
你是我的女人 You're my lady.
这是我的血啊 天啊 That's my blood! oh, God.
我的天啊 Oh, my god!
我还是办不到 I can't do this.
汤姆 你可以的 Okay, Tom, you can do this.
-我不行 -你可以的 - I can't. - You can do this.
-我不行 -你行的 说出来 - I can't. - You can, just say it.
"妈妈 我是同性恋" "Mom, I'm gay."
-妈妈 -怎么了 汤马斯 - Mom? - Yes, Thomas?
我... I'm...
-我在想 -停停 - I'm thinking about... - Stop, stop, okay?
好吧 我们慢慢来 先试着说 That's fine. You have to start smaller. So, just try,
"妈妈 我有事和你说" "Mom, I have something to tell you."
妈 我有事和你说 Mom, I have something to tell you.
"我是同性恋" 说 "I'm gay." Go.
我是... I'm...
生活总是充满了坎坷曲折 Life is filled with twists and turns.
我是同性恋 妈妈 I'm gay, Mom!
妈妈 Mom?
妈妈 我是同性恋 Mom, I'm gay.
-一个同性恋 -一个帅气的同性恋 - A homo. - And a pretty good one, too.
-我吸男人的鸡巴 -有时 - I suck dick, mom. - Sometimes.
妈妈 Mom. Mom?
妈妈 Mom?
妈 我天生就是这样的 Mom, I was born that way.
-这不是谁的错 -亨特夫人 请冷静 - It's nobody's fault. - Mrs. Hunt, just calm down.
如果你需要安慰的话 他可是最棒的 Look, if it's any consolation, he's the top.
-我可试过 -不 妈妈 别 - I receive. - No, mom, wait.
亨特夫人 你在干什么 放开他 Mrs. Hunt, what are you doing? Get off of him. What...
天啊 她被鬼上身了吗 Oh, my god. What the fuck is up her ass?
我不知道 我给她拿药 I don't know. I'll get her meds.
天啊 亨特夫人 她的眼睛 Jesus, Mrs. Hunt. Her eyes!
汤姆 快来 她的眼睛 Tom, get in here. Her eyes.
妈妈 快吃药 快 Mom, take these pills. Come on.
亨特夫人 我可要用这个了 Mrs. Hunt, I'm not afraid to use this.
妈妈 你在干什么 Mom, what are you doing?
天啊 天啊 Oh, God! Oh, God.
天啊 God!
这就是当时我爸的反应 That is how my Dad reacted.
-天啊 -救命啊 - Oh, God! - Help!
妈妈把爸爸吃了 Mommy ate Daddy.
我会带你回家的 好吗 I'm gonna take you home with me, okay?
我家就在街对面 My house is just across the street.
-你叫什么名字 亲爱的 -丽莎 - What's your name, sweetie? - Lisa.
丽莎 一切都会好的 好吗 Lisa, everything is going to be okay. All right?
你不会有事的 我发誓 好吗 Nothing bad is going to happen to you. I promise, okay?
好的 我们走 Okay, let's go.
这是我坐在圣诞老人腿上的照片 There's me on Santa's lap.
这是爸爸在旧房子前的照片 There's Dad in front of the old house.
还记得爸爸吗 卡尔 Yeah? Dad? Remember? Carl?
这里 Here.
不是吧 好吧 No, no, okay.
她刚才居然吃了她的眼睛 No, she did not just eat her own eye.
汤马斯 我们得赶快离开这个破岛 Thomas, we are getting the fuck up off this island.
汤姆 Tom.
快来 Get over here now.
新闻 新闻 打开新闻 News. News. Turn on the news.
-没有 等等 -这是世上史无前例的 - Nothing. Wait. ...- No precedent in the history of our world.
今晚 在一个非常宁静的 Now tonight, in the normally quiet
甘布尔港小镇上 island town of Port Gamble,
居民们正饱受着病毒袭击的痛苦 they are in the throes of a viral attack,
据称这些受害者已经变成 which purportedly turns its victims into,
最好的形容就是僵尸 well, what can be best described as zombies.
这些僵尸面色煞白 Now these zombies have been described
行动缓慢 as pale and slow moving,
白眼珠 with milky white eyes.
所以 请小心这些僵尸 So, be on the lookout for these zombies.
他们就潜伏在你的周围 They're all around you at this time...
爸爸 爸爸 让我进去 Dad! Dad! Dad! Dad, let me in!
-弗丽达 快 来这 快点 -爸爸 - Frida, hurry. Come over here. Hurry, hurry. - Dad! Dad!
快点 来这 快啊 Hurry, hurry. Come over here. Come on.
快 快来这 快快 进来 Come on, get over here, hurry. Hurry, get in.
弗丽达 Frida.
天啊 不 不 God! No! No!
-闪开点 亲爱的 -天啊 - Get away from the door, honey. - Oh, god!
该死的僵尸 God damn you, zombie.
他咬到我了 我的天啊 He bit me. Oh, my god.
看呀 他咬到我了 天啊 Look at this, he bit me. Oh, god!
混账僵尸 Zombie bastard!
天啊 God.
如果你仔细审视这些微小的迹象 If you look at the evidence, of which there's very little,
没有任何确凿证据表明这是恐怖行动 there is no conclusive proof that this was a terrorist act...
没有确凿证据 孩子 Not conclusive? Son, you're about a
你是在睁眼说瞎话吗 river short of a glass of water.
-人们... -举个例说 我相信 - The people... - I, for one, believe
我们的总统已经向各界 that our president has spread
完全公开了我们的国防资源... our defense resources entirely...
先生们 先生们 Gentlemen, gentlemen,
我们不要在这争锋相对 We'll not get any words in here edgewise.
-一个个来 拜托 我们不要... -那是无知 - One at a time, please. Let's not... - That's ignorant.
甘布尔港的人们 拿好你们的枪 People of Port Gamble, get your guns
带上炸弹开始实施 and your bombs and start exercising
上帝赋予你们的权利吧 your god-given right to exercise your god-given right.
我再说一遍 我们得离开这该死的地方 Okay, I repeat, we need to get the fuck up out of here.
我知道 但我妈妈怎么办 I know, but what about Mom?
你不能鼓励市民 You can't encourage the citizens to go
四处乱走并炸毁一切看到的东西 around and blow up everything in sight...
-这都成后院起火了 -这是不负责任 - I hear a lot of noise in the background. - Irresponsible...
妈妈 Mom?
你真是个白痴 我怎么会同意上这个节目 You are an absolute idiot. Why did I agree to do this show?
我们谈不出结果的 我受够了 We're not getting anywhere, here. I'm done.
快点把这事了结吧 Just shut that thing off.
妈妈 Mom.
杀 杀了她 Shoot... shoot her.
-快点 -我不行 跑吧 - Come on! - I can't. Just run.
布莱恩 你用木板封好窗门没有 Brian, did you board up the house?
除了后门 Everything but the back door.
留着后门打开 We'll leave the back door open
-我们从那逃走 -那妈妈怎么办 - for an exit. - But what about Mom?
我会照顾好你的 朱迪 撑住 I'll take care of you, Judy. Come on.
很奇怪 这并不怎么痛 Oddly enough, it doesn't hurt that bad.
就是有点麻木刺痛的感觉 Sort of numb and tingly.
老天爷啊 看看你 Sweet Jesus, here we go.
哭吧 布莱恩 看你那窘样 Crying Brian. That's you in a pickle.
听着 我们有大量饮用水 Look, we got plenty of water.
我们还去过超市 And we went to the superstore,
买了面条 豆子之类的 so we got ramen and beans and shit.
我小时候连一半都吃不到 I didn't have half of that growing
我还不是活得好好的 up and I turned out better for it.
布莱恩 你得学会自力更生 Brian, you gotta learn self-reliance.
你以为政府会关心 You think the government gives a
我们一家三口吗 shit about you or me or your mother?
我不知道下辈子会怎样 但这辈子 Look, I don't know about the next life, but in this one,
一个男人该学会照顾好自己 a man has gotta learn to take care of himself.
那妈妈怎么办 But... but what about mom?
美国正遭受袭击 The United States is under attack.
恐怖分子释放出一种病毒 Terrorists have managed to unleash a virus.
这种行为是史上 The likes of which has no precedent
是绝无仅有的 in the history of our world.
-今天晚上... -爸爸 - Now tonight... - Dad.
布莱恩 你听好 Brian, so help me god, I will plunder
你要是再说一句话我就宰了你 you if you open your mouth again.
-那是妈妈 -你妈比你想的 - But mom! - Your mom is made of tougher stuff
要坚强得多 than you think.
只是被僵尸咬了一口 It's just a bite from a zombie.
会变成僵尸 ...As zombies.
什么 What?
白宫声称这次袭击是由臭名昭著的 The white house has issued a statement attributing the attack
恐怖分子首领 默罕迈德·穆斯塔法所为 to the infamous terrorist leader, Mohammed Mustafa.
以下视频信息 Citing the following videotape message,
是于去年圣诞节前夕 which surfaced on Christmas Eve
拍摄的 of last year.
多年来美国人一直对我们实施恐怖统治 For years you Americans have terrorized our people,
侮辱真主和我们的文化 insulted Allah and our culture.
你们想要摧毁我们 You tried to destroy us...
又是穆斯林教 Again with the muslims.
爸爸 她被咬了 Dad, she was bitten.
你之前没看过僵尸电影吗 Haven't you ever seen a zombie movie before?
布莱恩 你要知道我是个吸血鬼 Brian, you know I'm a vampire man.
赶快回到现实吧 看在上帝的份上 Now get your head in the game, for christ's sake.
米勒先生 我的钱包落在我死去的男友车上 Mr. Miller, I left my purse in my dead boyfriend's car.
我可以用你的电话打给我爸爸吗 Could I just use your phone to call my dad?
你们想要毁灭我们 但我们却还活着 You tried to destroy us and yet we live.
你们想要吞噬我们 但最终你们将自食其果 You tried to devour us and yet you will devour yourselves.
爸爸 她会变成僵尸的 Dad she's going to turn into a zombie.
爸爸 我们得把她绑起来 要不她会攻击我们 Dad, we have to tie her up or she could attack us.
绑住也没用啊 Tying her up ain't gonna do it.
这就是臭名昭著的恐怖分子首领 This is the infamous terrorist leader,
默罕迈德·穆斯塔法 Mohammed Mustafa,
-发誓说... -我们得把她扔出去 - who swore... - We gotta throw her out.
她威胁到我们一家 She's threatening our family.
报道称是他把僵尸带来的 ...Who reportedly brought the zombies in...
你在说什么 妈妈就是我们的家人 What are you talking about? Mom is our family.
我不是在说你妈 I'm not talking about mom.
你们需要照指示来做 ...Instructions on the things that you'll need to do...
-弗丽达 -一步两步三步 - Frida. - Steps one, two and three
我们会拯救你们于危难 请继续关注 We will take you through. Stay with us.
-什么 -天啊 布莱恩 你看那项链 - What? - Jesus, Brian, look at the necklace.
再看看电视 Now look at the TV.
你们打电话的地方 你们出入的地方 ...Places for you to call, places for you to go.
-不 不 -她是他们中的一员 - No, no, no, no. - She's one of them.
米勒先生 这是我妈给我的吊坠 Mr. Miller, this is a pendant my mom...
布莱恩 我们得把她扔出去 Brain, we gotta throw her out.
把我扔出去 你疯了吗 Throw me out? Are you crazy?
-以确保安全 -不 爸爸 不 - To stay safe. - No, Dad, no.
把她丢出去等于是谋杀 Throwing her out there is murder.
米勒先生 我生在这里长在这里 Mr. Miller, I was born and raised here.
好好想想吧 普林斯顿大学 Now, think about it? Princeton?
谁知道她去的是哪里 Who knows where she's really been.
还有阿里 他怎么可能成功搞起这样 And Ali, how is he able to make such a
一家咖啡厅 而我却不行 success of the cafe when I couldn't,
我还累死累活的 and I busted my ass?
说到咖啡厅 谁是镇上唯一的 And speaking of the cafe, who are the only
不在那里吃的人 people in town who refuse to eat there?
你 我 妈妈 而我们没有被感染 You, me, Mom, and we're not infected.
这是巧合吗 Coincidence?
-妈妈被感染了 -我不这样想 - Mom is infected. - I think not.
天啊 天啊 Oh, God! Oh, God!
-妈的 好 -好啊 - Fuck, yeah! - Hey.
等等 等等 Hold on. Hold on.
好了 我准备好了 Okay. I'm ready.
爸爸 听我说 应该先把妈妈绑起来 Dad, I'm telling you, we should be tying up mom.
布莱恩 安静 安静 布莱恩 Brian, okay? Okay, Brian?
弗丽达 我要问你几个问题 Frida, I'm gonna ask you some questions.
-老天 爸爸 快 -布莱恩 你给我闭嘴 - Jesus Christ, Dad, come on. - Brian, so help me God.
天啊 不 米勒先生 这太他妈疯狂了 God. No. Mr. Miller, this is fucking crazy.
你都认识我多少年了 You've known me for years.
这个吊坠是我妈妈的 This pendant belonged to my mom.
弗丽达 放松一点 Frida, I want you to relax.
我们不会伤害你的 We will bring you no harm.
-好的 -我们的护照是什么颜色 - Okay. - What's the color of the US passport?
-他妈的和这个有什么关系... -弗丽达 - What the fuck does that have to do... - Frida,
我会把你丢进僵尸堆里 I will throw you to the zombies!
-蓝色的 蓝色的 -好 - Okay, blue. Blue. - Okay.
好 好 看见了 看见了 Okay. Okay. See? See? Okay.
我想应该是深蓝色的 I would have said dark blue!
-爸爸 -不 好的 深蓝色 - Dad. - No. Okay, dark blue.
-太迟了 -深蓝色 - Too late. - Dark blue.
听着 为什么我们的国旗有 十三道横条 Listen up, why does the US flag have... thirteen stripes?
因为这代表着最早的十三个州 Because they represent the original 13 colonies.
正确 Correct.
但是大部分美国高中毕业生是不知道的 But most American high school graduates wouldn't know that.
-爸爸 -那么 - Dad! - So...
你知道怎么造炸弹吗 What do you know about making bombs?
干得好 车旁边有一个 开枪 Yeah, nice shot. There's one by the car. Gun!
好 Yeah!
觉得这个怎么样 Yeah, how do you like that?
来吧 Come on.
天啊 看 是救援直升机 我们有救了 Oh, God. Hey, it's a rescue chopper. We're saved.
那不是救援直升机 那是8号新闻频道的飞机 It's not a rescue chopper. That's the Channel 8 news.
来啊 你们看不到我们吗 停下 拜托 Come on, can't you see us? Stop! Come on!
过来啊 搭我们一段呀 Hey, come on, give us a ride, man!
妈的 Fuck!
天啊 她看上去才八岁 God, she was, like, eight.
来吧 Come on, yeah!
我们得找个地方躲起来 We've got to hole up somewhere.
-我们不能留在这 -它快没电了 没电了 - We can't keep this up. - It's dying, it's dying.
-我们走 -好 这边 - Let's go. - Okay, this way.
卢西奥先生 你得让我们进去 Mr. Lucio, you gotta let us in.
快 这里有很多僵尸 Come on, there are zombies.
别 别 别开枪 求你让我们进去 No, no, no, don't shoot. Please, let us in.
千万不要 开门就好了 Don't, don't, just open the door.
-请让我们进去 -你要干什么 - Please let us in. - What are you doing?
-开门啊 -你要干什么 - Open the door! - What are you doing?
-快啊 -卢西奥先生 - Come on. - Mr. Lucio.
什么 What?
你这个歧视同性恋的 You homophobe.
啊 你可看见 Oh, say, can you see
透过一线曙光 by the dawn's early light,
我们对着什么 what so proudly we hailed
发出欢呼的声浪 at the twilight's last gleaming...
不 不 不 这他妈的应该是C调 No, no, no! It's a C for shit's sake.
好的 弗丽达 假设我叫的是你的真名 Okay, Frida, assuming I'm calling you by your real name.
我要你吃了这片火腿 I want you to eat this ham.
-你从哪里弄来的 -你犹豫了 - Where did you get... - You hesitated.
不 不 好的 我吃 我吃就是 No, no, no. Okay, I'll eat it. I'll eat it. Just...
妈的 这算吗 Shit. Did that count?
他妈的恐怖分子为什么要袭击甘布尔港 Why the fuck would terrorists choose to attack Port Gamble?
对啊 为什么恐怖分子要袭击甘布尔港 Exactly, why would terrorists attack Port Gamble?
-为什么 -那是我问你的 - Right. Why? - That's what I'm asking you.
-不 那就是我的答案 -不 - No, that's what I'm answering. - No,
不 我应该 No, I'm the one who should...
你应该说 滚出我的脑袋 You should say... get out of my head!
你狡猾得跟猎豹一样 You're cunning as a cheetah, girl.
是的 不过我要知道我想知道的 Yeah. Yeah, but I'm gonna get what I need.
盯着她 我一会儿就回来 Watch her, I'll be right back.
爸爸 天啊 Dad. Holy shit,
如果你要对她怎么样 if you're gonna torture her,
我不会置之不理的 I am not just gonna sit there and let it happen.
我要给她瞧瞧用刑的工具 Just showing her the torture device ought to do it.
要干什么 你会照你说的去做的 Do what? She'll just admit to whatever you tell her to.
-是的 -不过如果她什么都不承认的话 - Exactly. - But if she has nothing to admit to...
你不能阻止我使用上帝赐予我的 You are not gonna deter me from my
作为一个美国人的权利 god-given right as an American.
-爸爸 你是加拿大人 -再也不是了 - Dad, you're from Canada. - Not anymore.
你试试从弗丽达的角度想想 Just try to think of it from Frida's perspective.
安全第一 布莱恩 去工棚 Safety first, Brian. Work shed.
天啊 他们把我的女儿怎么样了
你们对我的弗丽达做了什么 What did you do to my Frida?
你们把她带到哪里去了
你们对我的女儿做了什么
你们把她带到哪里去了
弗丽达 你在哪里 亲爱的 Frida! Where are you, sweetheart?
德里克 德里克·布雷恩吗 来 Derek, Derek Blaine? Come.
到爸爸这里来 你这坨屎 Come to Daddy, you fucking piece of shit!
凯西 Casey!
别 凯西 别 凯西 不要 No, Casey. No, Casey. No!
不要 No!
弗丽达到底在哪里 该死的 Where is Frida, God damn it?
你会说英语吗 Can you speak English?
凯西 Casey.
你个婊子养的 You son of a bitch.
弗丽达 你看到了吗 This is for you, Frida!
鬼僵尸 离我远点 Get away from me, you zombies.
-班克斯小姐 到这里来 -来这里 - Miss Banks, over here. - Come on, over here.
-快啊 -快啊 - Come on. - Come on.
快过来 Come on.
B12 维他命B12 女士们先生们 B12, B12, vitamin B12, ladies and gentlemen.
谁有维生素B12吗 Anybody, vitamin B12.
亲爱的 你们要来几片B12吗 How many sheets, dearie.
你开什么玩笑 夫人 外面全是僵尸 You got to be kidding, lady. There's zombies and shit outside.
-来帮帮我 帮帮我 -快 - Guys, help me! Help me. - Come on.
你们刚才没听到我说吗 僵尸 Did you not just hear me, man? Zombies.
你不能出去 先生 你不清楚外面是什么 You can't go out there, sir. You don't understand.
我想我清楚 晚安 先生们 I think I do. Good evening, gentlemen.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
不要出去 不 不 Don't go out there. No, no.
卢瑟福夫人 晚上好吗 Mrs. Rutherford, and how does the evening find you?
我说 老女人 我希望 I'll tell you, old girl, I hope I'm
我没有过于主动 如果你... not being too forward. If you...
那是我的血 That's my blood.
你们在做什么 你们在做什么 What are you doing? What are you doing?
威得比先生需要我们的帮助 Mr. Weatherbee needs our help.
你不能出去 牧师 不可以 You cannot go out there, Reverend. You cannot.
牧师先生 把外面的灯打开 Reverend, turn on the outside lights.
好吧 大家都冷静下来 All right, everyone stay calm.
-大家都远离窗户 -灯调暗 - Stay away from the windows. - And dim the lights.
慈善之夜被取消了 Bingo night has been canceled.
-我们需要一些锤子 -还有木板 - We're gonna need some hammers. - And boards.
谢谢你 镇长 我想我知道这是什么 Thank you, Mayor, I think I know what this is.
-我得去查一下书 -书 - I've got to consult some tomes. - Tomes?
维基百科 我一会就回来 Wikipedia. I'll be right back.
后面的桌子上有饼干和柠檬水 There's cookies on the back table and lemon drink.
哦 天啊 布莱恩 拜托 Oh, God. Brian, oh, God, come on.
你我从小就相识 You've known me since we were kids.
这完全没有道理 It doesn't make any sense.
弗丽达 你就和他玩一玩就好了 Frida, just play along with him or something.
玩一玩 我得坐在这里 Play along? I'm supposed to sit here...
他只是想吓吓你 He's just trying to scare you.
-其实他不会做什么的 -别做梦了 布莱恩 - He won't actually do anything. - No fucking way, Brian.
-他只是说说而已 -求求你 放我走 - He's all talk. - Just let me go. Please, just let me go.
你就说他想听的 Just tell him what he wants to hear.
说什么 说我是个恐怖分子吗 What? That I am a terrorist?
说我在我胸罩里放了个定时的僵尸炸弹 That I got a fucking ticking zombie bomb in my bra?
怎么说他都不会放过我的 There is no right answer for him.
你说的对 You're right.
那你为什么不肯放我走 So, why don't you just let me go?
快 放了我 Come on, set me free.
我想走 布莱恩 I want to be free, Brian.
我是说 我们是邻居 不是吗 I mean, we're neighbors, right?
而我一直都觉得 有种感觉 And I've always felt, like, something
对你的感觉 我知道我们没有玩过砌房子 around you, and I know that we haven't played fort
或者约会什么的 但我一直都关注着你 or hung out or anything like that, but I've been watching you.
是真的 Seriously.
我甚至还看了你请我去看的电影 I even saw that play that you invited me to.
那么 So...
你认为... So, do you think that...
我不知道 你觉得我和你可能... I don't know, that you think that maybe you and I...
是啊 是啊 如果没有你爸爸拷问我的话 Yeah. Yeah, but not if your Dad fucking tortures me.
是吧 那么 快 放我走 Right? So, here, get me out.
放我走吧 快 快 Just let me go. Come on, come on.
快啊 快啊 Come on, come on.
你不觉得要是那些魔鬼 Don't you think it would be a good
自己互相残杀是个好主意吗 idea if those demons would just feed upon one another?
我知道 我知道 亲爱的 在家等我 I know, I know, honey, but just hang tight.
我早上来接你 我答应你 I'll come for you in the morning, promise.
好的 记住用力等顶住门 Well, just apply pressure to it.
我知道 妈妈 是的 妈妈 我知道 Yeah, I know, Mom. Yes, Mom, I know.
听着 他们完全没希望了 Now look, they're totally blowing it
数量差距太大了 不是 way out of proportion. It's not...
是啊 相信我 我们很好 没事的 Yeah, just trust me, we're cool. It's fine.
"汤姆出柜了吗" 这个问题可真妙 "Did Tom come out?" that is a fantastic question.
让我想一想啊 Let me think about that for a sec.
算是吧 是的吧 我们被他妈妈给打断了 Kind of. He sort of did. We kind of got interrupted by his mom.
天啊 你应该来这里 Oh, God, you should have been there.
那个时候 他 就像 For this one part, he was, like,
"我吸了鸡巴 妈妈" 他 很可爱 "I suck dick, mom." he was so... it was cute.
他很好 他很有意思 He was good. He was funny.
好的 爱你 晚点吧 宝贝 Okay. All right, love. Later, babe.
我们现在这里 你就不能表现得像个直男吗 Hey, just while we're here, will you try to act straight?
-像什么样子 怎么样 -直男 - Like what? Like how? What? - Straight.
你知道 直男 You know, straight.
因为那样有男人味 是吗 Cause that's straight, right?
-好吧 比你有男人味 -真他妈有男人味 - Well, straighter than you. - Damn straight,
你比我有男人味 但我还是爱你 you're straighter than me, but I still love you.
不 不 不 No, no, no.
姐妹兄弟们 Brothers and sisters,
镇长和我希望借这个机会 the mayor and I would like to take this opportunity
来欢迎我们教堂的客人 to welcome the newcomers to our church
也向善恶之战宣战 and to Armageddon.
这就是了 这就是审判日 This is it. This is judgment day.
这天的到来印证了我一直所说的 This is the day that I've been telling you about all my life.
这就是上帝赐福善人 It's a time when Christ will separate the righteous
惩罚邪恶的时候 from the sinners,
而纯洁会长留地球 and the pure will inherit the earth.
不要犯错 乡亲们 Make no mistake, folks.
当我们安全到达这个教堂的时候 It is not a coincidence that judgment
审判日降临了 day fell upon us when we were all here,
这不是偶然 safe in his house of worship.
因为外面的是充满罪恶的人 Because out there are the sinners.
那些一位论派 同性恋 堕胎者 The unitarians, the gays, the pro-choicers,
他们万劫不复 他们灵魂里的恶魔 the doomed, the demons that have resided in their souls
都涌出来占据了他们的思想和身体 have emerged to possess their minds and their bodies.
这正是基督降临之夜 This is the night where Christ will come down...
我哥哥怎么样 What about my brother?
凯西是个好人 Casey was a good man,
他是你最忠实的追随者 而他现在 one of your most devoted followers, and now he's
是他们其中一员 one of them.
而你现在却说他是邪恶的 And you're saying it's because he's evil?
这可能是甘布尔港的 It's probably an environmental illness
毒素导致的环境病 from all the toxins in Port Gamble.
我是说 想想看 I mean, think about it,
出汗 皮肤灰白和流鼻涕 sweats, gray skin, runny noses?
班克斯小姐 谢丽尔. Miss Banks. Cheryl.
凯西是个好人 Casey was a good man.
但他也有什么不可告人之事 But his closet is not without a skeleton or two.
-不是吗 -你个婊子养的 - Isn't that true? - You son of a bitch.
有没有可能凯西的病毒 Couldn't it be possible that Casey's virus
就是一些神秘科学实验失败的结果 was not the result of some scientific mumbo jumbo?
但是事实 想想吧 But in fact, took hold,
因为凯西一生都充满了罪孽与恶行 because Casey's life was filled with sin and misdeeds.
听着 我们没时间争论这个 Look, we do not have time for this.
我们得让整个地区都能抵御僵尸 We have to zombie-proof this entire area.
拉里 汤姆 兰斯 把所有窗户都封上 Larry, Tom, Lance, board up all the windows.
这些东西会撞破玻璃的 These things could break right through the glass.
哈本斯坦斯太太 克莱夫 Mrs. Happenstance, Clive,
把我们的食物供应列个清单 take an inventory of our food supply.
我们能在这里活多久 继续 How long can we stay alive in here? Go.
班克斯小姐非常正确 Miss Banks is absolutely right.
但是她忘记了重要的一步 But she's forgotten one important step.
我们的灵魂须不惧僵尸 We have to zombie-proof our souls.
我们必须把最后一丝罪恶都清除出去 We have to free ourselves of every last trace of sin.
我会为你们每个人洗刷罪恶 I will absolve each of you
以免你们变成 to make sure you do not become
他们中的一个 one of them.
不 不 不 别怕 朋友 No, no, no. Have no fear, friends,
因为我们这边有史上最强大的僵尸 for we have history's greatest zombie on our side,
天啊 Jesus Christ.
米勒先生 乔 乔 我不是恐怖分子 Mr. Miller, Joe, Joe, I'm not a terrorist.
我不是恐怖分子 I am not a terrorist.
我是你的邻居 乔 I'm your neighbor. Joe?
乔 乔 Joe! Joe!
-闭嘴 -不 不 - Silence! - No! No!
-天啊 -布莱恩 我的上帝啊 - Jesus Christ! - Brian. For God's sake!
好吧 弗丽达 你还得试试这个 All right, Frida, you got one more shot at this.
这他妈到底怎么了 Now what the fuck is going on?
你真他妈的疯了吗 You're out of your fucking mind. That's what's going on.
弗丽达 让我们听听 宝贝 快啊 Come on, Frida. Let's hear it, baby. Come on!
-天啊 -妈的 我的错 - God! - Shit! My bad.
好的 Okay.
好吧 Okay.
天啊 天啊 Oh, God! Gh, God!
各位 请大家找位子坐好 Okay, everyone. If you could just grab a seat,
我会给大家做一个现状报告 I'll give you all a status report.
大家都知道 我们被一群 As you know, we are under siege by
肉食饥渴的食人僵尸所包围 a gang of flesh-hungry cannibals.
-你没事吧 -没事 - Hey, are you all right? - Sure.
但我想我们会想念最后一次渡船的 But I think we're gonna miss the last ferry.
是啊 Yeah.
说到同性恋 我的直男表现怎么样 Speaking of fairy, how's my straight act?
是的 很不错 Yeah, good.
你从理查德·西蒙斯 变成汤姆·克鲁斯 You've gone from a Richard Simmons to a Tom Cruise.
我们至少每人得有一样临时武器 We've got at least a makeshift weapon for everyone,
包括拉里自以为是带到教堂的几把枪 including a couple of guns that Larry saw fit to bring to church.
我已经准备好了 亲爱的 Hey, I come prepared, honey.
我都捐出来了 I'll donate what I have,
除了这把为小比利留的枪 except for little Billy, here.
我本人反对用枪 所以请一定要小心 I absolutely condemn the use of guns, so please, be careful.
当然 You betcha.
还有一件事我们需要注意 There's only one other matter we need to attend to,
那就是伯顿镇长 and that is Mayor Burton.
现在很明显可以看出 I think it's become pretty obvious that
伯顿镇长已经染上了僵尸病毒 mayor Burton has the zombie sickness,
我认为 以防万一 我们应该... and I, for one, think that we should...
等一下 谢丽尔 Wait a minute, Cheryl.
我个人完全能证明镇长的灵魂 I can personally attest to the mayor's
是纯洁 强壮而且永恒不变的 purity and strength of his everlasting soul.
哈吉斯牧师 Reverend Haggis,
我这不是对伯顿镇长的人身攻击 I'm not attacking mayor Burton's character
或者怀疑你所说的真实性 我是说 看看他 or validity of your theory. I'm just saying, look at him.
他的眼睛变成了黄色 He's got yellow eyes.
-我得了青光眼 -灰色的皮肤 - I've got glaucoma. - Gray skin.
-我得了湿疹 -我并不是在这里危言耸听 - I've got eczema. - I'm not suggesting anything drastic here.
我只是说我们应该暂时将他隔离 I'm just saying that we should employ
直到我们确认 a little quarantine until we know
你到底有没有感染... whether or not you...
等一下 是我开创了这个镇子 Just a minute. I built this town.
在这个岛只有几间小木屋 I've been mayor since this island was
一个露营地的时候 我就是镇长了 a couple of cabins and a campground.
我从没有过丑闻 I'm scandal-free.
我没有什么不可告人的秘密 My closets have no skeletons.
重申一遍 这不是对你的人身攻击... Again, I am not attacking your character...
你又做过什么贡献呢 What have you accomplished?
一场失败的婚姻 你的学生 A failed marriage. Your students' test
成绩一年比一年低 scores drop lower and lower every year.
你可能是个同性恋 据我们所知 You could be a lesbian for all we know.
伯顿镇长 听听你自己在说什么 Mayor Burton, listen to yourself!
你如此侮辱我们最好的老师之一 You're tarnishing the reputation of one of our best teachers
只是为了你自己能免于隔离 just so you can stay out of quarantine.
你怕变成僵尸 所以你离那些僵尸远远地 I mean, you're clearly a grunt away from becoming one of them,
却想呆在这里让我们大家都处于危险之中 and you wanna sit there and put the rest of us in danger.
说得对 狗娘养的 Yeah, motherfucker!
像你这样的蠢货怎么能当上镇长呢 How your retarded ass got to be mayor is beyond me!
婊子 Bitch!
天啊 你听见回音了吗 My god! Did you hear that echo?
那太棒了 我刚刚骂他婊子 That was great. I just called him bitch.
这简直太棒了 That was fucking awesome.
妈的 他过来了 搞定他 汤姆 Shit, here he comes. Fuck him up, Tom.
孩子 能请你把夹克的拉链拉开吗 Son, can I just ask you to unzip your jacket?
别想转移话题 Let's stick to the issue.
-哈尔 不 不要 -藏着什么吗 汤姆 - Hal, no. No. - Hiding something there, Tom?
我和他一对 I'm with him, huh?
我和他一对 I'm with him.
乡亲们 这是场战争 Folks, this here is a war.
一边 是你们拥有的纯洁 On one side, you've got your pure.
另一边 罪人们马上就要变成僵尸 On the other, sinners soon to become zombies.
我们都得做出选择 And we all gotta take sides.
你是哪边的 汤姆 What side are you on, Tom?
-把同性恋扔出去 -把同性恋扔出去 - Throw the faggots out! - Throw the faggots out!
-安静 -他们不属于这里 - Quiet. - They don't belong here.
-安静 -让同性恋出去 - Quiet down. - Get the faggots out of here.
真为你们感到羞愧 Now, shame on you.
-你们怎么敢 -哈吉斯 - How dare you? - Haggis.
不 哈尔 No, Hal.
这绝对是错的 This is absolutely wrong.
他们是上帝的孩子 They are children of god.
你同外面那些怪物一样邪恶 You're as bad as those monsters outside.
为你们羞愧 为你们每个人感到羞愧 Shame. Shame on every one of you.
我们只是需要转化他们 We just have to convert them.
爸爸 爸爸 Dad? Dad?
爸爸 Dad?
爸爸 Dad.
我的小宝贝 Jelly Belly?
弗丽达 Frida!
真是太抱歉了 爸爸 我不该出去的 I'm so sorry, dad. I'm sorry I left.
-没关系 -我真的很抱歉 - That's okay. - I'm so sorry.
没关系 That's okay.
爸爸 大家都死了 德里克死了 Dad, everyone's dead. Derek's dead.
你是对的 You're right.
我跑遍了每条街去找你 I ran every street to find you.
现在我可以休息了 Now I can rest.
全都结束了 It's all over.
-我所奋斗的一切 -不 - Everything I worked for. - No.
-全都结束了 -没关系 - It's all gone. - It's okay.
等这结束后 一切都会重新开始的 Everything will still be standing when this is over.
送比萨饼的想要报复我 The pizza man tries to get even,
但是被我干掉了 but I took care of him.
那个男孩被解雇了 The boy is fired.
你知道的 You know it.
不 不 孩子们 别担心 No. No, boys, don't worry.
我们甚至都不再用通电线圈了 We don't even use the electric coils anymore.
-通电线圈 -不 这是非常人道的 真的 - Electric coils? - No, it is totally humane. Really.
我们会给你们看一些同性恋的短片 We have some footage of homosexual images, which you'll watch,
然后我们会给你们注射点滴... and we'll inject you with an IV drip...
我就在你们后面...这会让你们感到恶心 I'm right behind you...which will make you nauseous.
不 No.
孩子们 对不起 我太不擅长 Boys, I'm sorry, I'm not very good at
怎么解释这个转化机器 explaining the conversion machine,
但是它会起作用 我发誓 but it works. I swear it works.
而且这绝对没有任何痛楚 And it's absolutely painless.
听着 我们会走的 好吗 Look, we'll just go, okay?
我们还是... We'll just...
不 不 不 我不能让你们出去 No. No. No, I can't let you go outside.
外面太危险了 It's too dangerous out there.
这和我们用在盖里·普林斯上 Look, this is the same machine we used
是同一台机器 你还记得他吗 汤姆 on Gary Prince. You remember him, Tom?
经过我们的治疗后他变成了一个完美天使 He was a perfect angel when we were done with the treatment.
天啊 Oh, god!
就要有这种精神 现在你们跟我 That's the spirit! Now if you'll just
去转化房间吧 follow me to the conversion room.
房间 你有个转化房间 Room? You have a conversion room?
实际上 就是我的办公室 但是 Well, it's my office, actually. But when
等结束后 你们就会像我们一样 we're done, you'll be like one of us.
-你们就自由了 -别再挣扎了 小娘们 - You'll be free. - Stop struggling, fruit lips.
-这对你有好处 -Ted 我不会让你 - It's for your own good. - Ted, I am not gonna let you
折磨这些男孩的 torture those boys.
开门 让我进去 Open this door! Let me in!
真该死 让我进去 Damn you! Let me in!
哈尔 Hal?
-哈尔 -开门 - Hal? - Open this door!
-哈尔 -你们这群混蛋 让我进去 - Hal. - You bastards! Let me in!
哈尔 你要帮我劝劝谢丽尔吗 Hal, you wanna help me with Cheryl?
哈吉斯牧师 求你了 发发慈悲 Reverend Haggis, please, have mercy.
让我们出去 我们自己没问题 我发誓 Just let us out of here. We'll be fine on our own, I swear.
你们都会下地狱的 You're all going straight to hell!
-你们这帮他妈的狗娘养的 -你需要冷静 - You cocksucking motherfuckers! - You just need to calm down.
我们结束后 When we are done here,
你们就会感受到一种 you are gonna know a life that is free
没有苦难和罪恶的生活 of the hardships of persecution and sin.
我就以苦难和罪恶为生 I feed off of persecution and sin!
还有许多别的东西 There is so much more.
我太兴奋了 I am so excited.
自从辉煌岁月之后我就没用过它 I haven't used this thing since the glory days.
这个是以防你呕吐 This is in case you vomit.
放给他看 Hit him.
我真的很抱歉 宝贝 对不起 I'm so sorry, baby. I'm so sorry.
这个 This?
这就是同志片 This is homoerotic?
你看 已经开始起效了 You see, it's working already.
开门 Open the door!
-哈尔 -让我进去 - Hal? - Let me in!
你看起来好像身体不适 哈尔 You look under the weather, Hal.
哈尔 你听见了吗 Hal, hear that?
你看起来很不好 哈尔 You don't look so good, Hal.
你还要再吃一片止咳片吗 Would you like another cough drop?
好了 都不许动 举起手 All right, nobody move. Hands up!
我会开枪的 I'll shoot him.
我用我妈妈发誓 I swear on my mother's good name,
我会让他的脑袋开花 脑浆四溅 I'll paint these walls with his brains.
好了 首先 克莱夫 你解开兰斯 All right. Number one, Clive, you untie Lance.
然后 哈吉斯 Then Haggis,
接着 打开门 让Bank小姐进来 number two, open that door and let Miss Banks in.
好了 全都到那个角落站好 All right. Everybody over in that corner.
快过去 过去 Move. Move.
他们来救我们了 结束了 都结束了 They're here to save us. It's over. It's all over.
快点 伙计们 快走 Come on, guys. Move.
不 哈尔 No, Hal.
哈尔 Hal.
-别管他了 牧师 已经太迟了 -不 - Forget it, reverend. It's too late. - No.
不 我也可以转化他 No, I can convert him, too.
基督的力量无所不能 The power of Christ can do anything.
我觉得我们还有些事情没做完呢 I think we have some unfinished business to attend to.
婊子 Bitch!
这次你休想从我这逃走 This time, you're not gonna get away from me.
弗丽达 Frida!
弗丽达 Frida.
弗丽达 对不起 对不起 弗丽达 Frida, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Frida.
弗丽达 弗丽达 Frida. Frida!
弗丽达 对不起 求你 求求你 弗丽达 Frida, I'm sorry. Please. Please, Frida.
我原谅你了 I forgive you.
弗丽达 对不起 我错了 好吗 Frida, I'm sorry. I lost it, okay?
你没有问题 There's nothing wrong with you.
弗丽达 Frida!
不 退后 你们这帮杂种 No, get back, you fuckers.
滚开 你们这帮肮脏的狗杂种 Get back you dirty fuckers.
哈尔 想想我们在一起做过的事 Hal, think about all we've done together.
我们曾经一起奋斗过 We've worked together hard
让这里变得更美好 to make this a better place.
想一下 哈尔 想想 Remember, Hal. Remember.
你要祈祷吗 You wanna pray?
基督的力量将使你... The power of Christ compels you to...
上帝啊 原谅我吧 我尽力了 God, forgive me. I tried.
天啊 把它弄下去 Oh, god. Get it off!
给你 Here.
不 不 不 No. No. No.
是的 我知道 拿着它 Yeah, I know. Just take it.
不 No.
班克斯小姐 班克斯小姐 Miss Banks. Miss Banks!
班克斯小姐 Miss Banks!
别开枪 我是同性恋 Don't shoot. I'm gay.
我是弗丽达 我们走 And I'm Frida. Let's go.
你们被感染了吗 Are you infected?
-没有 -没有 - No. - No.
29个星期后
隔离解除
我现在正站在臭名远扬的 I'm standing here in the main square
甘布尔港的中央广场 of the now infamous Port Gamble,
在这里正午时分 长达6个月的 Where today at noon, a six-month
隔离终于正式解除了 quarantine has come to its official end.
尽管现在士气高涨 我们也学会了很多 Now, although spirits are high and we've learned much,
但许多问题仍然存在 many questions remain.
穆斯塔法 在哪里 他是怎么释放病毒的 Where is Mustafa and how was he able to unleash the virus?
病变能治好吗 最重要的是 Is the virus curable, and most importantly,
它会再次出现吗 could it ever re-emerge?
尽管甘布尔港在庆祝 Even as the Port Gambleites celebrate,
但他们的亲人正在接受仔细观察 many of their loved ones are being carefully studied.
死难者和感染者带给我们的阴影 And it is hard to step out from under the shadow
是挥之不去的 of the infected and the dead.
我是丹·坎贝尔 甘布尔港现场直播 This is Dan Campbell, live at Port Gamble.
怎么样 How was that?
我感觉几缕头发被吹起来了 是不是... I felt a couple of locks of hair move. Was that just me or...
最重要的是... And most importantly...
-谢谢 -谢谢 再见 - Thank you. - Thank you. Bye.
你们好啊 同性恋 Hey, homos.
你好 圣战神 你去哪里了 Hey, jihad. Where you been?
你觉得呢 在这累死累活的 Where do you think? Seventh circle of hell.
我真为你们高兴 在纽约 是吗 But I'm happy for you guys. New york, huh?
除非我们的公寓被洗劫一空 And unless our apartment's been robbed,
我们永远会为你留一个沙发睡觉的 好吗 we'll always have a couch for you to sleep on, okay?
一个沙发 汤姆 A couch, Tom?
对不起 弗丽达 你可以睡在床上 I'm sorry, Frida. You can sleep on the bed.
你救了我们的命 汤姆 太失礼了 You saved our fucking lives. Tom, rude.
弗丽达 亲爱的 听着 Frida, honey, listen.
顾客不知道菜谱上写的是什么鬼东西 The customers. They don't know what the hell this says.
威尔玛 那是薄片蔬菜杂烩（伊朗传统菜） Velma, that's ghormeh sabzi.
我知道 弗丽达 亲爱的 Well I know that, Frida, honey.
但这不是把伊拉克食物搬上桌的好时机... It's just really not the time to put iraqi food on...
好了 你知道 威尔玛 All right. You know what, Velma? Just...
如果客人不想吃这个 If the customers don't wanna eat it,
他们就不会点这个 好了吗 威尔玛 then they won't order it. Okay, Velma?
听着 弗丽达 Listen, Frida.
你已经在这个地方憋了很长时间了 You've been cooped up in this place for quite a while.
你为什么不出去呢 Why don't you get out?
晒晒太阳 呼吸新鲜空气 Get some sun, get some air.
伙计们 Guys.
不了 我...我很忙 谢谢 No, I'm... I'm busy. Thanks.
你说了算 It's your call.
只是 弗丽达 Just, Frida,
别把自己锁在这里或者任何地方 don't, you know, get stuck in here or whatever.
-我不会的 -好吧 那就来看我们 - I won't. - Yeah, and come visit.
好吗 东海岸 我想要在那里看到你 All right? East Coast. I wanna see you out there.
我会的 我会的 I will. I will.
-谢谢 伙计们 -再见 - Thanks, guys. - Bye.
-再见 -给我们打电话 - Bye. - Call us.
下午好 我的甘布尔港同胞们 Good afternoon, my fellow Port Gambleites.
欢迎来到我们首届年度绿灯节 Welcome to our first annual green light day.
因为我们不能只依靠和平 Because we can't protect an island
保护一个小岛 或者一个国家 or a country, for that matter, on peace alone.
我们需要更加强大的警力资源 We need a stronger police force.
我们需要一支为守卫家园安全的部队 We need a homeland security presence here,
就在这岛上 on the island.
保卫家园从你我开始 Defense begins with you and me.
我们须严阵以待 面对所有即将到来的风险 We must remain armed and vigilant against any future threat.
我们必须上报任何令人怀疑的行为 We must be ready to report any and all suspicious behavior.
是的 我们遭受了苦难 Yes, we've suffered.
是的 我们失去了善良的人们 Yes, we've lost good people.
但是让我们扫落悲痛历史的尘埃 But let us honor their memory by
来缅怀他们 rising above the ashes of what was.
来建立一个更为坚实的甘布尔港 To forge a stronger Port Gamble,
团结并且生机勃勃 united and alive.
因此 我邀请你们同我一起 And so, I invite you to take this
迈出这第一步 作为一个整体 first step with me, as one people,
共同迈入我们安全明亮的未来 into the safe, clear waters of our collective future.