Jai Hanuman gyan gun sagar Jai Kapis tihun lok ujagar
Congratulations "It's a boy".
Congratulations "It's a girl".
The tune flowing from our soul says
That some of our secrets are wanderers
Where have we gotten lost?
In this colourful world
Where have we gotten lost?
In this colourful world
The winding roads
The magical buildings
And in this world we find ourselves together
On lost and sleepy sidewalks
On the shoulders of stars
We dance and we fly
Where have we gotten lost?
In this colourful world
My breath has fallen asleep
My story is incomplete
I am not afraid of falling
There is no need to stop
The tune flowing from our soul says
That some of our secrets are wanderers
Where have we gotten lost?
In this colourful world
Where have we gotten lost?
In this colourful world
The winding roads
The magical buildings
And in this world we find ourselves together
On lost and sleepy sidewalks
On the shoulders of stars
We dance and we fly
The walls are made of paper
Yet there are locks on the door
Drowned in water
are the dreams of our words
Where have we gotten lost?
In a colourful world
Where have we gotten lost?
In a colourful world
The winding roads
The magical buildings
And in this world we find ourselves together
On lost and sleepy sidewalks
On the shoulders of stars
We dance and we fly
If A is greater than 0, then y is greater than...
...or equal to k, then k is the lowest point.
And if A is lesser than zero, then Y is lesser than...
...or equal to K, that means K is the highest point.
My idol Dr. Ramamurthy claims that there are differences in the terms we use.
That anti-derivatives are only a potential function
And we say derivatives instead of divergence, and curl...
Alright, that's it for today.
But Sir, could you give us one more example, please?
Yes, of course.
Exciting isn't it?
YES SIR!
Ok see you guys tomorrow.
Shit!
Miss Kapoor, India Today calls you an up and coming modern artist.
Any comment?
When people don't understand your art...
...they simply call it modern art and call it a day.
Actually, this series is modern but the inspiration is not.
I had this idea two years ago when...
Sorry.
I'm sorry... someone in class asked about divergence...
Two hours? Two hours?
Actually two and a half.
I'm sorry.
It was my first opening, Jai.
I am sorry DK.
And who calls their girlfriend DK?
Sounds like a Bollywood villain's name.
But your name's Diya Kapoor, so what else could I call you?
Sorry?
Stupid!
Stupid is hungry. Did you order me something?
Butter chicken, butter naan, butter paneer...
Thank you - Extra butter...
You know we're like an old married couple, no?
Yeah, exactly.
That's why I've been thinking...
about our life together.
So, imagine this...
One day you'll be a brilliant professor.
I'll be a world famous artist.
We'll have a beautiful house...
...with babies running around.
I was thinking two, or maybe three, who will be just like me...
...and we'll be so happy together that you'll come home everyday and say
'I love my life'!
and... I love my-
Wife!
So what I'm trying to say is...
Will you marry me?
You can sleep over it...
Tell me tomorrow.
Next week is fine too.
But 21.73% of marriages end in divorce.
But we can be the 80%.
Uh... It's 78.27.
Ok.
What?
But won't things change?
But you yourself said that we're already like an old married couple.
What's going to change?
Hanumanji. You pray?
Daily. - Good.
As you should.
By the grace of Hanumanji and of course myself, we have looked after Diya.
And now I will take care of her.
Oh really!
How do you plan to keep my daughter happy?
Well uncle, as you know I'm a professor.
I have a secure job.
Recently I submitted a paper to Cambridge Uni...
Cambridge? - Yeah.
Forget this talk about Cambridge.
I tried it myself.
What's there for you in England?
The only good thing was Annie and I brought her to India.
Yes sir, but I've also...
No, no, son, it's not only about you anymore.
You have Diya to think about.
Diya has a British passport and could live there if she wanted to.
But she hasn't.
Why?
I don't know...
It's so cold there.
Unpredictable rain.
And have you seen the population? It's deserted!
Do you know how lonely it gets?
But here?
Wherever you look there are people.
Bustle everywhere!
That's why Diya is going to stay here.
Which means that you are going to have to settle here too.
Sir?
It's done. Settled.
Urmm, uncle...
Get over here and shake my hand.
Welcome to the family my son.
But Uncle-
You've been calling me uncle for so long. You can call me papa now.
Ok uncle...
Aahhh... - Papa.
Papa!
Oh by the way I have more good news.
I've made arrangements for ice.
Snowfall in Delhi!
It's the theme son.
But Diya promised it would be an intimate wedding...
Yes, yes. Intimate. Just us and our own.
And... snow!
It's their wedding!
Aunty, say something to the camera on this joyous occasion.
Now? Ok. - Yes.
I really wanted a daughter after Jai but then Tarun was born.
And it was cute to dress him up like a girl for only that long.
Ma stop it.
Anyway, I knew I had to make do with my boys.
But Diya, know that you're not my daughter in law...
...but the daughter I've always wanted.
Mr Kapoor, a word for the couple?
Anne! Hello, I'm Vinod Kapoor, Chairman of Ever Clear Industries...
This is my loving Mrs. Annie... - Anne
You're on camera. Say something...
I just want to thank India for giving us yoga, gol gappas, and Jai.
But why couldn't we have just eloped and spent this money on...
...mathematical research and solve real world problems?
Happy couple, say something.
When he was studying math...
...I was figuring out the formula for spending our lives together.
And now when I have the answer, I can't believe it's happening.
Smile.
What's going on here? Enough. Enough of this.
Welcome to the family son. Kishore!
Uncork the Blue Label, nothing cheap for the son in law.
Yes! Drink up.
Yes, ok.
Bottoms up, my son. You're my son-in-law, dammit!
What's the problem?
I think I hear mum calling
Just hold on a minute
Diya?
Don't look so sad now.
Your father just gave me a grain of rice.
Baby! I don't believe it.
Dad got it made in Germany.
Rice?
The whole Hanuman chalisa is written on this one grain.
Papa really treasures it. We should go put it in the locker tomorrow.
Ok - Ok
Yeah.
Jai, my son. May you be free of the evil eye.
Masterji control! Why is everyone behaving crazy with this wedding?
I don't want to be part of all this.
Stop taking out your work frustration on poor masterji.
Ok, come on. - No.
Come on. Masterji, please continue.
That's a good boy.
Easy there. - Yes, sir
Good morning. - Good morning
Greetings...
This is for you.
No thank you.
Excuse me.
Hi Jai, how are you?
Tonight, let's do shots.
Yes, ok.
Excuse me, I have use the washroom.
Hi aunty.
Jai, Jai.
How can I thank you for this?
So you've become a househusband here?
No. You're getting married but I'm preparing for the conjugal night.
Women go a little crazy once they get whiff of all the flowers.
Everyone gets a little naughty...
And who is it this time?
Suman!
When I see her my blood rushes south.
Oh, you're Jai, right?
Congratulations. I'm Suman... from Jaipur?
Suman.
Do you recognize me? - No...
How would you?
The last time we met, you were this high...
...and now you're a groom!
Oh my my...
Gymming these days?
Excuse me?
So... Tarun?
Would you like some tea? - No thanks.
Hi
Diya, this is too much. I woke up this morning with...
What's 56 multipled by 93?
5208
Oh god. Kiss me!
Madam, mom is calling for you.
Tell her I'll be right there.
So where were we?
In this mental institution. Is this circus necessary?
We're getting married Jai and yes it is important.
For me and my family.
So instead of being irritated just try and enjoy the moment.
Enjoy it?
It feels like the whole world and their wives are here for the weeding.
They've taken over the house.
There is no room to have fun.
Why do you always focus on the negative?
It's simple really.
We love each other...
And right here, right now...
We are happpy.
Isn't that enough?
Hmmm?
Just a second.
Shake it up...
I shook it up...
Jai is here.
Jai my son...
Just try this on.
How about this one?
How about that one?
Maybe we could try...
But that one is so feathery...
May be this one...
How about that?
Hello.
Jai, this is Dr. Rammurthy from the math department at Alban College, Cambridge.
Aunty give me one minute.
I've read your paper on vedic mathematics and I loved it.
It was very insightful.
You really liked my thesis?
I want to offer you a fellowship and a post as my assistant professor at Cambridge.
Our term starts next month. Could you be here by then?
What say you?
The impact vedic mathematics has on space travel...
Exactly.
The answers to the future lie in the past.
So you are coming, yes?
Be careful Diya.
Rahul is here.
Actually sir, I'm getting married in two days.
Congratulations!
So why are you talking to me? Get to it. We'll talk later. Bye.
So you sold out after all huh?
Hey you!
Hey you yourself!!
Raj.
How you doing?
Good, looking good!
How was the flight?
Smooth obviously, flying 1st class.
Was hanging in the lounge, not shopping for cheap duty free...
...perfumes like those NRI's from London.
But you are an NRI from London...
Jai!
Jai. Hey what's up?
It's the man of the hour! How are you?
What can I say?
You married this joker so I have to make do with Diya.
Well, you never came around so I'm making do with this joker.
Awww thank you.
You don't look right. What's up?
Thank god it's only 2 more days. My brain is melting with all this madness.
In the next two days you'll only be done with the ceremony...
It's the marriage you have to ride out forever.
Thanks
Now I remember why I didn't ask you to marry me.
Your pessimism is so charming.
An 8 hour flight, and with our excess baggage.
How can I stay optimistic?
But first class has no limit that I know of?
There is in economy.
Ok I got to go. Diya's waiting for me.
Bye.
She's still a little light-headed from the flight, doesn't know 1st from economy.
So, what's married life like? Are you happy?
Sure, sure. As happy as one can be in Alcatraz.
Ok, forget all this. I need to talk to you. I got a call from Cambridge.
Shut up. And?
I need to decide if I should shift base to the UK or not.
Tough one.
Jai the pandit is here. Come downstairs.
Just a second.
Alcatraaaaz!
Sorry Varshaji, I had to get that couple in London married.
Very good.
And where is our groom?
He should be here any minute now
Well I hope he get to the ceremony on time.
Hope time doesn't surpass him.
Here he is.
Panditji, please could you explain the ceremony to them?
Just a second.
Before all that tell me do we have to take 7 circles or can we make do with 3?
You know, so the bar can open earlier.
He's trying to be funny. Sorry.
So, the two of you will have to take 7 circles around the fire...
...each signifying a promise.
The first promise - that you will respect each other.
The second - that you will be each other's support.
The third is to fulfill your spiritual obligations.
And the 7th circle, the promise to stay together consensually...
...in happiness for the rest of your lives.
Seven circles, seven promises, for seven lives.
For seven lives.
If that's the case then why do people get divorced?
Taking these circles don't ensure people will be happy.
Promises don't necessarily make a good marriage. It's quite logical.
These beliefs and traditions are so archaic, there's no logic to it.
Well, I can only support what I can explain logically.
Is that so? You can try to apply logic to everything in life...
But will you be able to measure every step you are yet to take?
All this calculation is useful in banks and classrooms...
How to keep someone happy and remain happy yourself...
Is not a task a calculator can do.
Logic has served me well thus far.
I don't have much time, let's get on with this.
Give me you right hand.
This boy is a little offbeat
But he's sweet to the girls
This boy is a little offbeat
But he's sweet to the girls
He's a bit of an imposter and a little stubborn
Like a tweet has gone viral
When it comes to fun she's really cool
She's like a sharp blade
We're here for your wedding
Everything has been planned
Everyone dances together
Everyone moves together making beautiful memories
Everyone dances together
Everyone moves together making beautiful memories
Without a care in the world
The potatoes are crispy, I swear
The potatoes are crispy
Standing on the roof top, I swear
Sweetu is calling out loud
The potatoes are crispy, I swear
The potatoes are crispy
Standing on the roof top, I swear
Sweetu is calling out loud
Many boys
Have become sentimental about me
I am yours
I guarantee that
When it comes to fun she's really cool
She's like a sharp blade
I'll put on my wedding garb and take you with me
Everyone dances together
Everyone moves together making beautiful memories
Everyone dances together
Everyone moves together making beautiful memories
Without a care in the world
With a lot of pomp and show
DJ come and play for us
Even the cranky uncles
Will come and celebrate with us
With a lot of pomp and show
DJ come and play for us
Even the cranky uncles
Will come and celebrate with us
When it comes to fun she's really cool
She's like a sharp blade
We're here for your wedding
Everything has been planned
Everyone dances together
Everyone moves together making beautiful memories
Everyone dances together
Everyone moves together making beautiful memories
Everyone dances together
Come, let me rescue you.
Without a care in the world
Surprise!!
Do you like it?
What is it?
It's a house silly. Our house.
Did your father buy this?
I may have asked for a little help.
What's wrong, don't you like it?
When did you make this decision?
Baby I've always been making decisions for us...
...since we were eight!
So you've made a habit of not asking my opinion?
What?
That's just it. I'm simply not allowed to think for myself anymore.
I just have to do what you want, it seems.
Ok...
So
What is it that you want?
Definitely not this...
Ok... fine.
So you don't like this house, we can look at others.
I'll just call papa and ask him what to do.
We don't need papa for everything.
Anyhow, I've made a decision - to move to Cambridge.
I've got an offer from there and I want to go.
What? No, I don't want to leave
What are we going to go there and do?
Our families are here. We're happy here, aren't we?
I'm not. I don't like living here or this life...
What's the problem with your life here?
This house... our wedding... all this that you want.
What I want? We both want these things.
We've always wanted the same things.
No! I want more. I want to focus on my career.
And not on me?
I'm sorry DK but I have bigger dreams.
And I've always supported those dreams.
But they can be fulfilled here too, with me.
You don't have to go to Cambridge.
Yes. Its important
But I want to go.
If you don't want to come you don't have to.
Why are you talking like this?
We're not eight anymore Diya.
We want different things. End of story.
So if we disagree on something then it's end of story?
Do you realize what you're saying?
Let's talk about this later, when we're both a little calm.
Later, when? After the wedding?
It'll be too late. I'll be trapped between you and your father...
...unable to live my life on my terms.
Are you calling off the wedding?
I just know I don't want all this...
I can't deal with this shit. And in the future...
Future?
Here I am, right in front of you, close enough to hold.
But you can't even see me.
Instead you're chasing the unknown, which neither of us can see.
But I can still plan for that future.
I'm sorry Diya, I need to think about all this.
Jai, if I leave now I'm not coming back.
Jai?
What's the problem with your life here?
I just know I don't want all this...
Here I am, right in front of you.
But you can't even see me.
I don't like living here or this life...
Are you calling off the wedding?
Excuse me. Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?
Thailand?
Excuse me, hi. - Good Morning.
My name is Jai Varma, can you tell me how I got here?
Ok. Just tell me something. Tell me when I checked in.
Ok, I can help you with that.
A Mr. Jai Varma checked in yesterday on 23rd of February.
Ten days.
I'm sorry?
But I was just in Delhi yesterday.
Shall I call for a doctor sir?
Diya, thank God!
Where were you?
When did you get married?
Who asks when they got married on their honeymoon?
Honeymoon?
How will you remember our anniversary?
Hello? Jai?!
Ma, please don't scream this isn't a trunk call.
Make sure you take lots of photographs.
You'll treasure this time once the kids come along.
Ma, listen to me... Something's happened to me.
I can't remember a thing.
I've been trying to calculate how I got here...
Calculate?
I'm warning you, Jai! No working on your honeymoon...
But ma...
Enough! I don't want to hear it. Enjoy this time with your wife. Ok? Bye!
Hello, ma?
Enjoy?
What?
Diya?
Yes?
When did I resign from my job?
You yourself resign and then ask me when you did it.
That's just it! I don't remember the last 10 days.
What happened in the last 10 days?
Jai, why are you behaving like a lunatic?
I told you last night - Don't drink so much champagne.
You just can't handle it.
And if you're not feeling well, why don't you take a painkiller?
Why you ruining my honeymoon?
Honeymoon?
My name is Somporn. Welcome to the Ease My Trip Tour.
Everybody say -Sawadee Phuket.
Sawadee Phuket!
Say it.
Sawadee Phuket
My eyes are addicted to you
They complain when you're not around
My eyes are addicted to you
They complain when you're not around
There is no choice but you
You've given me
This beautiful love song
What's happening now
Is a little strange
Is this the excitement of love?
I've left a hundred skies
I've left two lifetimes
Just to be with you
I've left a hundred skies
I've left two lifetimes
Just to be with you
I've left a hundred skies
I've left two lifetimes
Just to be with you
I can't explain this feeling
I don't know why
Sleep now is a distant dream
For the thought of you consumes me
Let's forget all this talking
For we have only these nights
Let's not waste this time, my love
What's happening now
Is quite fantastic
Is this the excitement of love?
I've left a hundred skies
I've left two lifetimes
Just to be with you
My eyes are addicted to you
They complain when you're not around
There is no choice but you
You've given me
This beautiful love song
What's happening now
Is a little strange
Is this the excitement of love?
I've left a hundred skies
I've left two lifetimes
Just to be with you
I've left a hundred skies
I've left two lifetimes
Just to be with you
I've left a hundred skies
I've left two lifetimes
Just to be with you - I love you.
What's the square root of 3,40,000?
583.09
One more...
Do you love me?
Yes
Why?
Because now you're my wife.
Isn't it strange that now we're 'husband and wife'?
Everything about today is strange.
Mr Varma, do you promise to be with Mrs. Varma...
...for the next sixty years?
Yea ma'am.
Seven circles, seven promises, for seven lives.
But won't things change?
We're like an old married couple... what's going to change?
It's marriage you have to ride out forever.
Now you also have Diya to think about.
But we're happy here.
I'm not. I don't like living here or this life...
What's the problem with your life here?
If logic could explain the secrets of life, what a life that would be?
Wake up Jai!
If you want to do something...
...you have to do it yourself.
DK, haven't you gotten a little fat?
What?
Are you crazy?
Not today Jai, please. Not today.
Oh my god, you're pregnant?
No, it's just gas. Oh wait, I've gotten fat.
Sorry.
How could this happen? I -
You should be sorry. My water just broke.
I've been trying to wake you up for half an hour.
Diya.
Ok just tell me what to do?
You know what Jai? Go to hell.
DK?
Do you know what your problem is?
In life there are two types of people...
...drivers and passengers.
And you're a passenger.
What? What does that mean? I know how to drive.
Then drive me to the hospital.
Hello! Where are you going?
Yes. I was just...
You remember the way to the hospital?
Yes, of course.
LEFT!
God!
Sorry...
That's it. Move.
Get out!
Should you be driving in this state?
Get out!
Ok fine.
Idiot
Cambridge!
So we moved to Cambridge after our wedding?
And that was our house?
No Jai, that was Buckhingham Palace.
2 years?
It feels like just yesterday we were on our honeymoon.
Two years...
...in this cold, damp place.
I don't know why I left everything - my house and my work, to be a housewife.
But now everyone must be thrilled about the baby?
You know, this baby?
This baby?
You're talking like it's not your baby...
Of course it's mine. It is mine, isn't it?
I mean, you don't quite understand. I don't know what's going on with me...
I don't remember anything. Like where I wake up, where I sleep...
Jai, please.
Not today. I need you today.
Today is MY day.
Listen to me. I know you're nervous too but you need to think about me.
We'll be there soon, just try and keep it together until then.
Ok.
Diya just be strong, ok?
Oh baby...
My little girl... - Ma? Tarun?
Hello!
My girlfriend, Sakura.
Move, move...
Please, Diya looks fine. Let's just take her in.
So let's go. Come on, come on.
She's positively glowing!
Mom?
Come on, let's go.
I'm fine darling, I'm fine...
I jumped 10 days the first time...
2 years on the second...
Delhi to honeymoon - 10 days...
...Thailand - Cambridge? - 2 years...
What is going on here?
It doesn't add up.
Good morning, can I help you?
Doctor, mujhe kuch... I can't remember large chunks of my life.
From my marriage I came straight to my honeymoon in 10 days...
...and from there I've come straight to Cambridge in...
Just, just stop...
Ok, you need to relax.
Let me have a general look at you...
First of all we need to relax.
Haaa...
Huh?
Mr. Reynolds, Mr. Reynolds!
I told you not to leave your room.
Thank you.
Doctor?
He's a patient here. I'm the doctor.
Can I help you?
Mr Varma, everything seems to be fine.
What? How can that be?
What kind of a doctor are you? If you don't know, find out.
I mean my last memory is from two days ago.
But... What's going on with me? Am I going insane?
Who's doing this to me?
Why is this happening to me?
And to top it all my girlfriend, I mean my wife...
...she's having a baby, our baby. A baby!
Mr. Varma calm down. If you want we could admit you here.
We have a psychiatric ward in our hospital...
Painkillers... - Just try to breathe
Do your breathing.
Where is Jai?
Ma, I don't know where I've been for the last two years...
...and now I'm having a baby?
Isn't it exciting?
When two people love each other...
...there's no time to think.
I don't think you understand. If this continues I'll be an old man in 5 days.
It's amazing how you're so much like your father.
He was just as messed up when you were born.
It seems like it was just yesterday.
That's just it- even I feel like these two years happened yesterday.
What is it that happened to you?
You're having a baby! Don't be nervous.
I'm not nervous... I'm just scared.
We're all here for you. Come give me a hug.
Everything's going to be ok.
JAI!
Go on
Tarun! Thank god you're here.
What's happened in the last two years?
You must have faith, brother.
She is going to be alright.
What are these two saying?
Jai, Diya is fine. I just need you to repeat after me...
Jai hanumaan gyan gun sagar jai kapis tihun lok ujagar.
One second. - Brother...
May the force be with you.
It's ok...
Is the baby here? I'm so sorry we're late.
Raj? Chitra? What are you doing here?
What are you doing here, get in there.
FORCE!
Get out.
Don't worry, DK, it will come out.
I'm talking to you.
Where are you going?
Jai Hanuman, deliver me this grandson soon...
...Or a grand-daughter.
Ok Diya one more time.
Push...
I think it's about to happen.
Push!
Push... that's it.
Congratulations! It's a boy.
You!
Congratulations Jai!
You're the cause of all this. The root of all this is this red thread...
...That you tied around my wrist the day before yesterday?
The day before yesterday?
I mean the day before the wedding.
You mean 2 years ago.
Yes, whenever!
What's been going on since then? I jumped 10 days in time, then two years...
Your logic doesn't seem to make sense. Are you alright my son?
No, absolutely not! Send me back immediately.
Back to where?
The day before yesterday, I mean two years ago. Stop my life!
Life doesn't stop just because you want it to Jai.
Fine, I get it, you want money? Name your price.
Look Jai...
I don't want to look. What is there to see?
There's a lot to see Jai, you have to make an effort.
There's so much in the details.
Look, I'm warning you... - Jai
Do you see now? So much power in such a small moment.
Life is few of unexpected, beautiful moments.
I get it.
You're showing me highlights of my life...
my wedding, my child.
But how.
I'm not doing anything.
Your future is in your hands.
So if I take off this thread then I'll be transported back?
I guess I'll stay a while, here with my son.
If you're showing me all this then I may as well see it.
He has your eyes.
And your nose.
Just hope he isn't a bossy-pants like you.
Or a simpleton like you
But you still love me
And you?
Of course I love you.
And why is that?
Because you are the mother of my child.
Who else am I going to love?
Good night Arjun.
Good morning sir?
Good morning.
Are you fine Sir?
Yeah, um. I'm fine.
It's like asking me if this is Cambridge and I'm your professor?
You!
I want you to write the date and time on the board every-time you come into class.
No one has used a board for 20 years.
2034? What?
46?
I'm 46?
Um. Happy Birthday?
So this is what I look like at 46.
Jai, chess tournament Wednesday?
Yes of course
I'll see you.
We can discuss it later on if you want to.
Dr! Dr. Ramamurthy. You look so young compared to your photograph.
It's such a pleasure. I have so many questions, I've been waiting...
Jai, are you alright?
Go home, get some rest.
Hey, watch it. What's your problem?
I've been waiting for you for almost half an hour.
Come on dad.
Arjun?
What're you doing?
Let me have a look at you. You're so grown up. What are you, 16?
Mum's quite right. You're hopeless.
Get in the car. Come on.
Wow.
You look like me.
Um. Yeah.
I feel like I don't know enough about you.
And you only realize this now?
If you're that interested it's all in my Twitter feed.
You must be in your IGCSE's?
How many times must we go through this?
Wait a second, young man. How can my son not be going to college?
What's done is done.
I think you have more important things to think about today.
What could be more important than your life?
How about your life?
Couldn't you have sent me after his teenage years?
Destination Civil Court. You have arrived.
Civil court?
Yes. Where else?
What highlight am I being shown here.
Photo! - Say cheese.
You're getting married?
Huh?
But aren't you a little young? This is weird.
Please dad...
I'm sorry, from what you're saying...
...I get the feeling I haven't spent much time with you.
I don't know about tomorrow but today, I'm with you.
Please. Stop it.
Congratulations!
Ma? You're here too? I am so happy I was sent to this day.
I get to meet you too.
DK!
Congratulations!
Why do you look sad?
COURT OF JUDGE WILLIAMS IS IN SESSION
Mr. Jai Varma and Mrs. Diya Varma, both present?
Yes!!
I've had some time to review all the notes.
Is there anything else that either of you would like to say?
The court hereby declares that the marriage between Jai and Diya Varma...
...be dissolved on this day April the 2nd 2034.
The divorce is now finalised.
DK, please say something...
DK, what happened in the future that we're getting divorced today?
Please, hold on so we can talk.
Whatever I was, whatever I did, just forget it.
I'm not what you think I am. I mean...
Enough Jai. Don't do this.
How could this happen?
Diya, I can't let you leave me. We love each other.
Just listen to me. Please don't go.
Diya...
Two days ago you said you'd be with me for the next sixty years.
How could you have forgotten so quickly?
I know how to fix this just give me that pandit's number.
Which pandit?
The one from our wedding
That was 15 years ago. I don't know whether he's alive anymore.
So tell me what went wrong in these past few years. What did I do in the future?
If you still haven't realized what led to this then what can I to tell you?
Did someone come between us? Did Diya meet someone else? Or did I?
But I don't know anyone around here.
Are you also leaving me?
I promised Diya I would be with her until I left for India.
Ma, I don't have much time.
If I knew that this was going to happen today I'd do things differently.
Who gets to live the same day twice?
My lover, your absence makes me suffer
You left and never returned
Your eyes make my heart cry
Your memory agonizes me
Your memory lingers on
But I don't know where you are
My heart is drowning in pain
Your memory agonizes me
The memory of me doesn't trouble you anymore
The image of your eyes keeps me up at night
My heart cries when you turn to look at me
I'm left here sitting alone, thinking about you
I only wish you happiness
I don't want anything more
I only wish you happiness
Our bond should never break
I only wish you happiness
I don't expect anything in return
I only wish you happiness
Without you, I cannot breathe
Without you, I've lost my way
When I had you, my heart needed nothing more
The pain of our separation is forever etched in my eyes
I wish to god that you have no pain in your life
May the rains never dampen your spirit
Our destiny was written for us to be apart
I don't know when this loneliness will end
I only wish you happiness
I don't want anything more
I only wish you happiness
Our bond should never break
I only wish you happiness
I don't expect anything in return
I only wish you happiness
Hey!
Raj, oh thank god. I need your help.
Give me that pandit's number.
I'll call you back man. I'm on an important conference call with Tokyo.
I want a burger, fries and a coke with that please.
I'm not going down without a fight. I won't give up.
I jumped 10 days on the first day. 2 years on the second.
16 years on the third.
That means in 4 days...
I'll be dead?
Take me back. I want my Diya back.
Take me back to when we were together.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
I accept everything.
Marriage... Promises Everything...
I just want Diya back. Please send me back.
I'll do anything.
I just want my Diya back...
I want to get out of here... Please.
Jai come on... Go get Arjun dressed.
Diya?
Arjun...
Yeah.
Thank you!
10 years?
10 years back? But I've been going forward in time.
I've been sent back because I need to fix something.
But what?
Divorce!
Jai Breakfast!
Wait, you're not Arjun...
Pa!
Arjun? - Yeah?
Then who is this?
Why is Naina always screaming?
Naina?
Naina... my daughter?
Papa!
Today I'm going to fix everything.
You wake up quite late, it seems.
Sorry uncle, I mean papa, I'll wake up earlier.
You never learnt out how to run a business from me
Are you going to learn to run a household or not?
Yes of course.
What's he doing here?
You have one new message.
Good morning Jai, could you come in a little early today?
Yes sir. Right away.
Get ready for breakfast.
Perfect! Neither breakfast or Arjun are ready.
I just got distracted for a second.
I've told Diya to get a maid. I'll pay for it. Why don't you take money from me?
That won't be necessary.
Jai, all you need to do is drop Arjun to school. I'll do the rest.
Dad's in trouble! Dad's in trouble!
Just a second.
Why don' you rent out a studio for Diya?
By the grace of Hanumanji, I have enough money.
Yeah...
Why don't you take money from me?
No, I...
Arjun sit down, please. - Papa. Papa!
Today is Arjun's soccer game, then you need to come to the show...
...you remember the show don't you?
Show.
Forget it. You're useless.
No, I mean yes. Of course I remember your show.
Also, I'm going to make things right today, just watch.
Dad, that's my School!
Oh, sorry.
My football game is at 4. Please don't forget... like last time.
Yeah, bye.
I've got just one day to fix my life.
How are you going to fix this? Think!
I'm sorry Sir, I couldn't find the office. I mean parking.
You wanted to see me?
Everything alright?
Alright?
Jai, It gives me great pleasure to show you this.
Here you go.
What is this sir?
The opportunity to take your Vedic math research to the next level.
Your offer letter
Offer letter?
Come on Jai. You've been so dedicated to your work over all these years.
And now I can proudly say Mr. Jai Varma...
...Head of the Mathematics Department, Harvard University.
Really? When did this happen?
I've been waiting for an opportunity like this all my life.
Jai, this won't be easy. Your work load will increase.
And then there's the fact that Harvard is in another country.
Take some time to think about it.
There's nothing to think about.
Mathematics is my life, not just a job.
I guess this aspect of my life is going just fine.
I beg your pardon?
Thank you sir. Thank you.
Chitra?
Jai can you come over now?
What? Why?
Raj is gone. Please just come over.
Actually, I can't. Diya's gallery opening is today.
It's a two hour journey to London. I can't make it.
I don't have anyone else to turn to.
I'll be waiting.
Hello?
Chitra?
Why is Chitra calling me over?
She's definitely got something to do with all this.
I should probably go.
I think I could make it there and back in time.
No? Yes...
Maybe she and I got involved. What could it be?
Sir... the class is waiting
You're right. I had an affair with Chitra.
The class sir.
Excuse me sir... - Sir!
Is this the solution to Fermat's unsolvable last theorem?
What repercussions does this have on what we learnt last week?
How will this change algebraic number theory?
Excuse me sir!
Sorry, no lecture today. Class dismissed. Everyone out.
Diya, sorry but I'm going to be late for the show.
Something important's come up.
But don't worry I'm doing this for us. Best of luck.
Diya! I was waiting for you...
Smile, it's your big day.
Raj has gone...
Raj has gone?
He goes out every night.
I know he's lost his job but he still pretends like he's an investment banker.
Has he spoken to you, he must have?
No but-
Maybe...
...he's having an affair?
His affair?
Jai?
His affair!
I'm really sorry Chitra.
I should go.
Have a drink with me?
I can't.
You can. One drink.
Congratulations - Thank you
Diya...
Everyone loves your work.
Well done!
You know we're bankrupt.
The bank has reclaimed Raj's car.
He just can't admit it to himself.
What am I to do?
You were always the strongest of us all.
You can't give up so easily.
Why can't he be a little more like you Jai.
Why can't he be more like you?
Thats it!
What?
This is the reason for the divorce.
Whose Divorce? Mine?
No! Mine.
What you're getting divorced?
It was going to happen in 10 years but now it won't.
I have to go.
Yes! This was the problem.
I could've cheated but I didn't.
I'm so sorry I got stuck.
Let's go home.
Congratulations, everything is sold out.
Thank you.
Good night. - Good night.
We haven't met. Nikhil Khanna, I own the gallery.
Hi... thanks.
DK!
Listen to me for a second...
I know you're angry with me...
I'm not angry...
I feel nothing.
I'm so sorry Diya.
Please talk to me.
Seven years...
I had my first exhibition in 7 years...
...and you didn't make it
Like always you were not there for me.
Nothing's working...
...between us.
Please don't say that. Things will work out.
I figured it out. Trust me when you wake up tomorrow-
What's going to happen tomorrow?
Again you'll run to work
You'll come home late.
Once the kids have gone to bed.
Our tomorrow will be no different than our today...
...meaningless.
...and alone.
Please believe me
Why?
Because I love you.
Why?
Because we have children... we are a family.
What other reason could there be?
Wrong answer.
Trust me Diya, tomorrow everything's going to be alright.
I've worked it all out.
Good morning Jai.
Today is September 13th, 2047. The weather is a biting 12 degrees.
2047?
Have a great day!
Diya?
Arjun? Naina?
But I had fixed everything.
Where is everybody?
Pa?
Naina?
You were so little...
Look at you all grown up.
Come Pa everybody's waiting for you.
Come Pa.
Raj...
...how are you doing?
Arjun!
Everybody's here.
That must mean everything's alright.
Tarun...
I wasn't able to keep ma happy.
Don't say things like that.
Thank god you're with me.
I'm sorry Pa.
Jai.
I'm sorry.
I'm so sorry for your loss.
Thank you for coming.
Not at all Jai she was such an integral part of our lives.
I loved Varshaji and her parathas. I used to be thin before I met her.
How do we know him?
Don't be silly.
By the way, you got a call from the gallery.
Oh, I completely forgot.
GALLERY! Yes, right.
Would you like to eat something?
Are you hungry?
I'll eat at home.
Let's pay our condolences first, my love.
Then we can leave.
How can you call him that?
He's my husband, I can call him what I like.
Jai...
Are you alright?
Diya and Nikhil? How could this happen?
Come with me. Come outside.
Relax. Are you alright?
Nikhil has taken over my entire family. And mother too?
Relax...
I know you're upset but you only have yourself to blame.
What are you talking about?
You let it happen.
I let it happen? I tried to fix it, calculated everything and found a solution-
Calculation? Solution?
This isn't math, it's life.
You just needed to be there for them.
I always thought you were perfect.
Better than me in school, better looking, more successful...
And then, you had Diya.
The best!
But what did you do with all of it? You were always preoccupied at work.
You spent no time on her or your marriage.
She had to do something to give meaning to her life.
Become her own person again.
So she worked, became famous.
And in her struggle you weren't there to support her... but Nikhil was.
...and with the children too.
Nikhil, what is 456 multiplied by 19?
I don't know.
Good. You're lucky.
Oh!
I almost forgot, I brought you something.
30 years Jai... Time flies.
Take care of yourself.
And you take care of her.
I wasn't able to.
How are you doing Jai?
What do you think?
We know death is inevitable but never really realize...
... that everyone we love will leave us one day.
But we should get to spend more time with them.
I haven't just lost her, I've lost our time together as well.
I did everything I could and still lost.
Don't get hung up on the big things. Pay attention to the small things...
The ones right in front of you.
Now, if this is your life...
Then this end is the past...
What is gone is not in your hands.
The other end is your future...
And who knows what the future holds?
All we have is today...
...Over here and now.
Only the present is within our control.
You never gave me the opportunity to learn this for myself.
It's a little too late for this.
This was for you to learn on your own. Where you going Mr. Logic?
Life doesn't wait for anyone. - Solutions?
Fix your life and then we'll talk about mine.
You have Diya to think about now.
I'm sorry Diya, I couldn't save us.
Hello Jai, how was your day? Can I plan something for tomorrow?
You can't do anything.
There's nothing left to plan.
Jai, come on. Get Arjun dressed for school.
The same day again.
But why?
Hi Jai, could you come in a little early today?
Yes sir, I know.
Get ready for breakfast.
Perfect! Neither breakfast or Arjun are ready.
It'll be ready in 5. - Thank you Arjun, go get dressed.
Just... now... - Hey
I've said to Diya, get a maid.
I'll pay for it. By the graces of Hanuman I have enough.
All you have to do is take Arjun to school, I'll do the rest.
Dad's in trouble!
Hold on a minute...
Why don't you rent out a studio for Diya?
Papa...
By the graces of Hanuman I have enough.
Just take money from me - Not now, please.
What did I say?
Arjun's soccer game is at 4 and we have to go to the show.
Papa! Papa...
Pick me up.
Don't get hung up on the big things.
Pay attention to the small things...
The ones right in front of you.
What is gone is not in your hands.
The future... And who knows what the future holds?
All you have is here and now.
Only the present is within our control.
Jai. Jai?
Arjun's soccer game is today and then you have to come to my show.
Remember my show is today?
Forget it, you're useless.
I am not Useless, I am Jai Varma...
...and I'm a genius.
Come...
Arjun!
Naina, I know it's mom's special day.
Don't worry, I'll be home later and we can decorate together.
I love you. - Bye grandpa.
And papa, I'm capable of finding Diya a studio. I don't need your money.
By the grace of Hanumanji, I've figured out how to run my family.
Please put on some pants. There are children here.
And don't worry DK, your opening will be fantastic...
...and I'll be right by your side.
Love you, bye.
What did you feed him last night?
Here we go...!
Dad? I love you.
I love you too son.
Oh dad, my soccer game at-
4! Yes, I remember this time.
I promise I'll be there.
Good morning Sir.
I was waiting for you...
Jai, it gives me great pleasure to show you-
My offer letter to Harvard University?
How do you know this? - Special powers.
Actually, I came here to tell you something too.
I always thought that like you, Math is not just a job, but away of life.
Of course.
No sir.
Math is an integral part of my life but not everything.
Math and life both have their place...
...And if I don't find the balance between the two...
I'll find myself alone, chasing a life that I had but let go of.
Jai, are you feeling alright?
I'm not saying no.
But this is a big decision and I need to discuss it with my wife.
I'm sorry Sir but I need some time.
Listen.
You are right.
Even in math no equation can exist without balance.
Yes sir. Thank you.
Sir! - Yes, let's go.
Chitra, listen very carefully.
Hey coach, your best forward is off the field.
Oh river
I don't want to go across
My lover is coming soon
Oh river
Please stop midstream
My lover is coming soon
Oh river
I don't want to go across
My lover is coming soon
Diya, hi!
Don't even think about it.
Oh river
Please stop midstream
My lover is coming soon
He swam across the river
Nikhil Khanna, this is my gallery. And you are-
Her husband. She's my wife and will remain my wife.
I have searched every lane
But I couldn't find my heart
Make me your protector
Oh river
My lover is just like you
That lover of mine, that lover of mine
Oh river
My home is there
Where my lover resides, where my lover resides
Looks like everyone is asleep.
Yeah...
"SURPRISE!!"
I don't want to go across
My lover is coming soon
Thank you.
I had just one hour to plan this. I think that deserves a kiss.
My lover is coming soon
Who needs another drink? Come on...
...the kind of party that my daughter deserves.
Yes, of course.
Raj will tell you himself but... - You've called me here
Is everything ok here?
Yeah.
Two burgers please.
Thank you.
Next
Chitra?
This isn't where I work... I-
Raj, why are you being silly?
You think I would stop loving you because you've lost your job?
We need to talk about our problems...
How could I? These are the kind of people I used to make fun of.
Have you seen this cap?
To be honest it looks good on you.
I hope our hands are always interlocked
May we always be together
I'm so sorry.
I've said a million times
My heart is crazy for you
It's been waiting for you for so long
Oh river
Ta-daa!
Presenting my famous artist's not so famous studio
What do you think? Do you like it?
Yeah.
Great.
I'm not sure how to say this.
For the past few days I've been skipping-
I know what you're trying to say.
Really?
You're trying to say that you haven't spent much time with us.
Isn't it?
No, I-
Just half of what you gave me today is enough.
Well on that note.
The walls are made of paper
Yet there are locks on the door
Drowned in water
are the dreams of our words
Where have we gotten lost?
In a colourful world
Where have we gotten lost?
In a colourful world
The winding roads
The magical buildings
And in this world we find ourselves together
On lost and sleepy sidewalks
On the shoulders of stars
We dance and we fly
Shall we go to bed?
Can we just sit here for a while, together... like this?
Ok
I love you
Why?
Because you are my yesterday...
...you will be my tomorrow
...and will always be my now.
Right answer.
I'm back!
Diya?
Diya!
Uncle?
Jai, you-
Papa!
Good morning - Good morning
What's happened to you? Is everything ok?
Splendid!
Splendid?
Now I understand.
What do you mean?
Everything you did.
I've done nothing. It's all in your hands.
I know now...
If you can't find him just use the measurements from day before yesterday...
I'm sure it will be fine.
If there is we'll figure it out later.
What's with all this love?
Nothing I just miss you I love you.
I love you too.
You're never going to leave me and we're never going to fight.
Your fight is with Diya. Now go and make up.
Oh No!!
What?
Nothing. Is Diya here?
Diya...
Diya, I'm sorry.
For all the things I said last night... about you, about the wedding.
I'm sorry for hurting you. For making you cry. I'm sorry.
You were right.
I'm terrified of today.
And the truth is just thinking about the future makes my head spin.
But I'm not scared anymore...
...because I want to spend every day of my life with you.
I love you.
I love you. I really love you.
Aren't you going to ask me?
What?
Why I love you...
No
Please ask.
Why do you love me?
Because you are my yesterday...
...you will be my tomorrow and will always be my now.
It took you all night to come up with this answer?
Well, about 60 years.
Diya Kapoor...
Will you marry me?
No.
Please?
Fine...
Fine?
Can I just say one thing?
In the future... You need to control your temper.
It could become a problem.
You know what? There are two types of people in life...
...drivers and passengers.
A driver... I'm a driver!
Ok driver... Bring out my palanquin.
Panditji we have to take all 7 circles...
I need to book her for the next 7 lives.
No shortcuts.
Everybody here knows your name and that you're from Chandigarh
People gawk at you like soldiers standing at attention
The beauty spot on your chin, girl
The beauty spot on your chin is like a spot on the moon
Your black shades
Your black shades suit you, they suit your beautiful face
You walk off sidewalks straight into boys' hearts
And light them up like FIRE
You throw tantrums when you look at me
But I know you're faking it
With those black shades you wear
That beauty spot on your chin
And your attitude, You slay about 10-12 men everyday
Men like you always hover around
For there's no one as unique as me
You're a total roadside Romeo
I'm hotter than Katrina
I'm fed up dude, listening to your wooing
O my black shades
O my black, black, black, black...
O my black shades suit me, suit my beautiful face
My black shades suit me, suit my beautiful face, suit my beautiful face
You walk off sidewalks and straight into boys' hearts
And light them up like FIRE
Oh my
You throw tantrums when you look at me...
But I know you're faking it
O my black shades
O my black, black shades
Aye black shades
O black, black, black, black
Black shades suit you, suit your beautiful face
Your black shades suit you, suit your beautiful face
My black shades suit me, suit my beautiful face