♪ There's 104 days of summer vacation ♪
♪ And school comes along just to end it ♪
♪ So the annual problem for our generation ♪
♪ Is finding a good way to spend it ♪
♪ Like maybe... ♪ ♪ Building a rocket ♪
♪ Or fighting a mummy ♪ ♪ Or climbing up the Eiffel Tower ♪
♪ Discovering something that doesn't exist ♪ Hey!
♪ Or making a monkey a shower ♪
♪ Surfing tidal waves ♪ ♪ Creating nanobots ♪
♪ Or locating Frankenstein's brain ♪ It's over here!
♪ Finding a dodo bird ♪ ♪ Painting a continent ♪
♪ Or driving your sister insane ♪ Phineas!
♪ As you can see ♪ There's a whole lot of stuff to do
♪ Before school starts this fall ♪ Come on Perry!
♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb ♪
♪ Are gonna do it all ♪
♪ So stick with us 'cause Phineas and Ferb are ♪
♪ Gonna do it all! ♪
Mom...!
Phineas and Ferb are making a title sequence!
Phineas, Ferb?
I'll be over at Vivian's house for a few hours.
You kids have fun.
What kind of fun can we have when it's raining?
We could talk about our feelings.
Okay, I'll rephrase it.
What kind of fun can we have when it's raining?
I would not mind talking about my feelings.
How do you feel now?
In pain?
There, we're done.
I guess that was fun.
How about a game of hide-and-seek?
Who said that?
I did!
Who are you?
Allow me to introduce myself.
I'm Irving.
I'm your biggest fan!
How long have you been sitting there?
A couple hours.
My horoscope says I'm a background type.
Check it out.
I've kept a scrapbook of your adventures.
This is the time you built that rollercoaster.
And this is the time you built those chariots.
And this is when you had that soup.
Oh, what a nerd.
Is that a lock of Ferb's hair?
Don't touch it.
Irving suggested hide-and-seek.
Isn't the house a little small to play a good game of hide-and-seek?
Perhaps the problem is not that the house is too small, but that we are too big.
He's right!
You kids hang tight while Ferb and I use the technology from our submarine adventure to make a new shrinking machine.
Ferb, I know what we're going to do today!
You said the words.
Hey, can I say the Perry thing?
Wha–?
You know,
when you say,
"Where's Perry?"
Okay...
Where's Perry?
Ah, wait, wait, I can do better.
Where's Perry?
Where is Perry?
Wherefore art thou Perry?
I wonder where that Perry went.
Oh, where is that platypus?
Where the P-man at?
Good morning Agent P.
We've received some disturbing calls from Doofenshmirtz.
Hello?
Monogram...are you home?
If you're home, please pick it up.
Pick it up.
Hello?
Oh, I, I-I hate these machines.
Okay, listen.
I'm being evil and I need Perry the Platypus to come over and stop me.
Wait–
Wait, d-did I hear a beep?
Did the machine just cut me off?
Oh-oh-oh, I don't know what to do.
Y-You know what, I'm just going to call back.
I want you to find out what he's up to and–
Uh, hello?
I-I think your machine cut me off before,
so what I was saying was–
Find out what he's up to and stop him.
Okay.
I'm gonna call later, save message on yourself, or just in case.
Here it is.
A shrinking machine.
Now, everybody touch the top of the machine.
Wow!
We're really tiny!
Phineas, your coffee table is huge!
Look at this pencil.
Somebody take a picture of me next to this dust bunny!
Phineas, this is amazing!
Everybody should shrink.
Get teeny.
Get tiny.
Be small!
Song: When You're Small
♪ When you're small, every sink is a swimming pool ♪
♪ When you're small, a spare button's a base ♪
Safe!
♪ When you're small, everyone's gonna think you're cool ♪
♪ 'Cause you're the only one who fits through a grate! ♪
♪ When you're small, a kitchen sponge is a trampoline ♪
♪ When you're small, your dad's comb is a jail ♪
♪ Oh, when you're small, every TV's a movie screen ♪
♪ And your goldfish is a great orange whale ♪
♪ You can climb inside a paper airplane ♪
♪ And fly yourself down the hall ♪
♪ Every puddle's a lake ♪
♪ Every crumb is a cake ♪
♪ And there's never any reason to crawl ♪
♪ Baby, when you're small! ♪
♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incor– ♪
Oh, Perry the Platypus, you caught me.
I've been putting recyclable trash in the regular trash bin.
I am so bad!
You've taught me a valuable lesson.
From now on, I'll be green.
I'll be all the shades of green.
They will call me El Verde, and tell my tale in Greenland.
Goodbye now, drive safe.
And thanks for busting down my door. I deserved it!
All right, gang.
We can start that game of hide-and-seek now.
What's that?
Earthquake!
No.
It's Candace.
Hey, Candace is it!
Everybody hide!
Stacy, the bow is totally cute.
It's your signature look.
You have the bow,
and I have...
...some weird metal contraption in the living room.
Stace, I'll call you back.
This thing was obviously made by Phineas and Ferb, so it must do something.
Phineas, look!
On the umbrella stand!
It's Baljeet!
Oh no, she found me.
I guess I'm it...!
Oh!
Ohh!
Baljeet?
I'm okay!
We gotta get that shrinker back!
You guys always have a plan.
We don't have a plan.
What?
We'll just have to wing it.
There's no winging.
There's no winging in the book.
You guys have just been improvising this whole time?
Oh, how heroes fall!
Hey guys!
Remember me?
Up here with the dead flies?
Sit tight, Baljeet!
We'll have you down as soon as we can.
How can I sit tight?
With that air conditioner up there freezing me!
So cold.
♪ Doo be doo be doo ba... ♪
♪ Doo be doo be doo... ♪
Activate bug eye-bot.
Yes, my little robot eye.
Find Perry's address for me.
That's right, I walk towards the front door so I can see the number.
Oh, it will be so delicious to know where Perry lives.
I can ring his doorbell...
and run away!
Hey Mom?
I want to show you something!
Yep, I'm one step ahead of you boys, one step.
What the heck is this
thing...?
I'm shrunk!
Where's the reverse button?
Hello, hello?
I could have sworn I heard someone kno–
Oy.
That's not a good place to leave a toy.
Mrs. Garcia-Shapiro!
It's me, Candace!
Hello?!
Guess I deserve this for trying to be one step ahe–
Phineas, we've got to get to that machine across the street.
What's the point?
We're vacuum bag filler.
Thanks for that, Captain Bring-Down.
What?
Some kiddie TV show?
Oh, the signal must have gotten switched.
Ugh!
Oh!
Aw, now I've lost the picture entirely.
Hmm.
I hope it doesn't go rogue.
What is that thing?
Did we ever make mechanical bugs?
There's nothing in the book.
Okay everyone, split off now!
Thread 'em and throw 'em guys!
Come on, fanboy. You want to live forever?
Is that an option?
I'm okay.
Great job, Isabella.
Thank you very much.
Yeah!
Wargh!
Yeah!
I couldn't have said it better myself.
Yeah!
Ugh!
That was awesome, Phineas.
Yeah, but guys?
We're still small.
What now?
Ferb, you're a genius!
Everyone on?
Hey, I don't have to digitally insert myself.
Go tell it to your blog.
Let's get Baljeet.
Baljeet?
Where is he?
I don't see him.
Look over there.
Something's moving!
Eww!
I did what I had to do to survive!
Pinky, no!
Down!
Bad dog.
Where are your manners?
How are you doing there, short stuff?
Phineas!
Thank goodness!
Who smells like fly guts?
I had to survive, okay?
Come on!
Hands on!
All right, Phineas!
Cool!
Yay, Phineas!
You did it, Ferb!
Isa, is that you?
Yeah, Mom!
You guys are so busted!
Wait 'til Mom sees this!
Mom?!
She's gonna go get your mom!
What?
Oh, work!
Work!
♪ Perry! ♪
Come on.
Ooh, hey, random pounding works.
Oh good, we're back on the Perry show.
All right, Perry the Platypus.
Could you just do me a salute and hold this thing up to the street address in front of-
Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom!
You gotta see something in the kitchen!
Come on, come on, come on, come on!
Okay, Candace.
You think you're so clever, Perry the Platypus.
But for the first time in my life I can actually use a self-destruct button that I have installed!
Prepare to be vaporized, Perry the Platypus!
See, Mom?
See, see?
What?!
But it was right here!
I swear there was this machine,
and we were tiny, but then we got bigger,
- and, and... - Oh, teenagers.
Hormones, all it is.
Well, that's done.
And no comeuppance.
Why do I feel so empty?
Now this is a ship.
My, she's yar.
Is she ready to sail?
She's shipshape in Bristol fashion.
What does that mean?
What does "yar" mean?
Phineas!
Ferb!
I need your help!
Hey, Baljeet.
I thought your friend Mishti was visiting from India.
She is.
But–
She is different now.
Different how?
Did she turn into a werewolf or something?
No, she is...
...a girl!
She was probably a girl the whole time.
Let me explain.
Four years ago, back in India,
we used to have such a good time together.
Give it to me!
No, no, no!
Me!
Give it to me!
No, me, me!
I'm open!
And she never ever showed any kind of sign of werewolfism at all?
If we could just stick to the topic, please.
Five minutes and forty-eight seconds ago,
back in my home...
Baljeet!
The Patels are here!
Coming!
Misht–
–aah...!
Hi, Baljeet!
So after hiding in the bathroom,
I jumped out the window and came over here as quickly as possible.
I do not even know how to act in front of a girl!
I do not even know what girls like.
Hmm.
Isn't it like,
"sugar and spice, and everything nice"?
That is what they are made of.
I do not want to build one.
Duh!
You know,
I think what girls really like is romance.
Romance?
Yeah.
We learned all about it in this movie we watched last night.
Dinner, music, candlelight,
and all on a romantic cruise over the ocean blue.
Lucky for you, we happen to have a ship right here.
Ferb, cancel the giant bottle.
I know what we're gonna do today.
Hey,
where's Perry?
Uh, you're gonna have to pick it up a little, sir.
They're starting to boo.
I've gotta hear, Carl.
Ooh, he's here!
Agent P, sorry about the delay.
Doofenshmirtz is at it again, he's been...
frequenting hobby shops and...
Well, Carl's worried sick.
Aren't you, Carl?
Well, not really sick, sir. I am a little concerned.
What did I say about contradicting me in front of the agents?
Sorry, sir.
So, that's pretty much it.
You can go, Agent P.
That's it.
Okay, Carl.
Baljeet?
Aren't you in the bathroom?
I climbed out the window.
Oh, I thought it was a...
Mother, please!
May I just speak to Mishti?
Hey, Baljeet.
What's up?
Uh, if you do not already have plans for this upcoming afternoon...
Actually, I had plans with you.
Oh, okay!
Well, if you are busy...
Oh, no, Baljeet!
What did you have in mind?
Well, some friends of mine have planned...
..."an all-inclusive luxury cruise around Danville Harbor".
A boat ride?
Cool!
I will go get my stuff.
"Highlights of the evening will include a romantic candlelit dinner with–"
Oh, she's gone.
I just wish Jeremy was more romantic.
You know, like Romeo-and-Juliet romantic,
but without all the dying.
Ahoy, Candace!
Yeah, Stacy,
I'm gonna have to call you back.
Hey, Mom.
Candace, make it quick.
I'm in the middle of something.
Phineas and Ferb are leaving on a cruise ship,
but I don't even know where they're going!
I can hardly hear you.
What-What's this about a ship?
Are you at the harbor?
No, I'm at home!
Wait, the harbor!
That's where they're going!
I'll bust them there.
Was that Candace on the phone?
Yeah.
She probably doesn't know we're in the living room.
So, what do you think?
You know, you're right.
It does kind of sound like the ocean.
♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! ♪
Ah, Perry the Platypus.
You like my scale model?
I even put my own little building in here, look.
Look, there it is!
Ah, yes, my home.
I can still remember the day I bought it.
Flashback!
My real estate agent had already shown me hundreds of other places within my budget.
But none of them were acceptable.
That was until he showed me this magnificent building,
with a view all the way to the ocean!
But the first night I realized why the price was so cheap.
All night long, foghorns from passing ships would sound.
I couldn't understand why all these ships were there until one day, I turned my neck to the right,
about forty-five degrees,
and there,
I saw it.
The Danville Lighthouse!
It was attracting the ships like moths to a flame.
So,
what I'm going to do is,
going to move the light house all the way over here,
to the other side of town!
The boats will follow it,
like moths following a...
Have I already used that, uh...
That metaphor? I think I...
How about like,
bees to, um...
Whatever bees go to, or flies to...
Oh, let's just go with the moth thing.
For your safety, Mishti, I invite you to hold on to the rail.
It appears to be very clean, which I know is important to you now that you are a girl.
Huh?
Hey, Isabella.
What'cha doin'?
The Fireside Girls and I just got our Shrimp Net Repair Patches.
What are you doing?
A romantic cruise.
You wanna come?
You want me to come on a romantic cruise with you?
Yeah.
It'll be fun.
Um...
Okay.
Song: Boat of Romance
♪ Romance ♪
♪ It's not in the air ♪
♪ It's not on the breeze ♪
♪ And it's not in the trees ♪
♪ And it's not in your hair ♪
♪ It's on the water ♪
♪ So I'll warn you well in advance ♪
♪ If you're not looking for love ♪
♪ Don't set foot on our boat of romance ♪
♪ On our boat of romance! ♪
I knew it!
Time to call Mom.
Candace?
I can't understand a word you're saying.
Candace, if you're feeding the geese again,
I hope you're not wearing a tube top.
Do you mind?
Now it sounds like a spaceship.
Okay, let me try.
Well, they've gotta come back sometime,
and when they do,
I'll be standing right here ready to bust them.
Would you get off of me?
Wow, Phineas!
This is so romantic!
You think this is romantic?
Wait 'til you see what else I have planned!
Yes!
Behold!
A romantic candlelit dinner for two!
Oh, Phineas!
Ferb,
show the happy couple to their table.
Here is our table, Mishti.
Is this okay with you?
It is not too drafty, is it?
It will be fine, Baljeet.
Cue music!
Classical music.
Very romantic.
Cue rose petals!
Cue...
'pid!
Hey, everyone.
I'm wearing a diaper.
So...
Do I know romance or what?
What.
I said,
do I know romance or–
I heard you.
This food is really good.
Do you not think so?
Uh, yes...
I guess so.
Subtle,
yet pungent.
Yes, very.
Hey, can you pass me one of those bad boys?
Uh, look, Baljeet.
I appreciate all this, but, uh...
I just want to hang out, like we used to.
But, uh, are you sure you do not want to hear more music?
Did somebody say music?
Ohhh!
I've attached rockets to the lighthouse, so when I push this button,
it will fly to the other side of town.
The ships will follow,
and then I can finally get some sleep!
Well, I suppose I should've put some sort of steering mechanism on it, but, um...
Live and learn.
Perry the Platypus?
How did you escape?
What's that?
Ooh!
Oh!
I guess I walked into that one.
Aw, man, I worked all weekend on that!
Oh, look, this staple makes a perfect little chimney.
I hope Perry the Platypus appreciates all this hard work.
He won't.
I know!
You know what, Perry the Platypus?
I think it's time for you to go.
That's right, go on!
Your services are no longer required.
The lighthouse is gone, and there's nothing you can do about it.
So you might as well run back to Major Monogram and tell him you lost this one.
♪ Perry! ♪
Did I...
mention how nice the weather is?
Several times.
Well...
It-It is nice.
I don't get it.
We've tried everything in that romantic movie but nothing seems to work.
The orchestra, the petals, the love song.
The only other thing they did in that movie was sink the ship.
Hmm.
That ought to do it.
I must apologize, the ship sinking was not in the brochure.
Wow.
Is this romance or what?
Phineas, where are the life preservers?
We don't have any!
What?!
We've got "Fun Preservers"!
Hit it, Ferb.
Well, that's the end of this diaper.
Okay, everybody.
To the Fun Preservers!
Oh, oh!
Cupids first!
Song: Gotta Make Summer Last
♪ Summer, I love summer ♪
♪ Give me that summer time ♪
♪ Summer, every 86,400 seconds that pass... ♪
♪ Gotta make summer last! ♪
So you are telling me that even though you are now a girl,
you still like to have fun just like in the old days?
Of course, Baljeet.
Then you would not mind if I went like...
...this?
Not if you do not mind if I go like...
...this!
Hey, this romance stuff was fun.
We should do it more often.
Yes.
Yes, we should.
Hey,
there you are, Perry.
All right, you guys better tell me what you were up to on that cruise ship.
Just whipping up a little romance for Baljeet and his friend, Mishti.
You created romance?
Yeah.
And...
Did it work?
Looks like it.
They seem to be having a great time.
Do you think you could do that for me and Jeremy?
I don't see why not.
Candace,
I love having some kid's feet in my face as much as the next guy.
But how about we just go grab a Slushy Burger?
♪ Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated! ♪
♪ After hours... ♪
Ah...
Finally.
A good night's sleep.
Hmm?
Curse you, Perry the Platypus!