有位名人曾經說過 A famous man once said,
"我們創造了自己的惡魔" "We create our own demons."
究竟是誰說的? 這意味著什麼? Who said that? What does that even mean?
並不重要 因為他說了 我也說了 It doesn't matter. I said it because he said it.
所以 既然他很出名 So, now, he was famous
現在 那麼這句話就有兩個名人說過了 and it's basically getting said by two well-known guys.
我不... I don't...
我再來一遍 I'm going to start again.
我們還是重頭開始吧 Let's track this from the beginning.
鋼鐵人III Iron Man III
瑞士 伯爾尼
新年前夕
還有半小時就邁入新年了 Half hour till the ball drops.
- 嘿 你想... - 托尼·斯塔克? - Hey, do you wanna... - Tony Stark?
- 講的真棒 夥計! - 找到你了 老兄 - Great speech, man! - I got you, pal.
我剛才的演講? 怎麼樣? I gave a speech? How was it?
- 大受啟發 - 令人費解 - Edifying. - Unintelligible.
真的嗎? 我就喜歡這樣 不敗王道 Really? It's my favourite kind. A winning combo.
- 我們這是去哪? - 找找樂子 二人世界 - Where are we going? - To town, on each other.
也許回你房間 Probably back in your room
因為我也想瞧瞧你的研究成果 because I also want to see your research.
好的 你可以看我的成果 Okay, you can see my research,
但... 你可不許亂來 but that's... I'm not gonna show you my "town."
斯塔克先生 Mr Stark.
我是侯·銀森 Ho Yinsen.
我終於認識一個姓"侯"的人了 I finally met a man called "Ho."
我想給你介紹我的一位客人 吳博士 I would like to introduce you to our guest, Dr Wu.
- 噢 是他 - 斯塔克先生 - Oh, this guy. - Mr Stark.
您是心髒病醫生 這位小姐呆會兒需要您急救 You're a heart doctor. She's going to need a cardiologist after I...
那我們下次再聚? Perhaps another time?
一切從瑞士伯爾尼 1999年開始 It started in Bern, Switzerland. 1999.
- 那些日子 - 斯塔克先生! - The old days. - Mr Stark!
從沒想過會變成日後的惡夢 I never thought they would come back to bite me.
為什麼會這樣? Why would they?
哇! 嘿 托尼! Wow! Hey, Tony!
我是阿爾德裏奇·基利安 十分仰慕您的成果 Aldrich Killian. I'm a big fan of your work.
- 我的成果? - 他指的是我 - My work? - Who isn't? He means me.
當然 漢森小姐 Of course, but Ms Hansen,
從你在麻省理工二年級的時候 我們機構就在關注你的研究了 my organisation's been tracking your research since year two of MIT.
是的 我們滿了 Yeah, we're full.
哇 他進來了 成功擠進來了 Wow, he made it. He made the cut.
夥計 你去幾樓? What floor you going to, pal?
哇 這個問題問的好 Well, now, that is an appropriate question.
實際上 我去底層 The ground floor, actually,
就像我一樣 剛剛起步 of a proposal I'm putting together myself.
這是個私人贊助的智囊團 It's a privately funded think tank called.
她兩張都要 一張扔了 一張永遠不會理會 She'll take both. One to throw away and one to not call.
叫"先進概念力學研究所" 簡稱AIM 記住了嗎? "Advanced Idea Mechanics," or "AIM," for short. Do you get it?
我看見了 T恤上寫著呢 I see that, because it's on your T-shirt.
女士們 跟著大烏魚走 女士優先 Ladies, follow the mullet. Ladies first.
謝謝 我會打給你 Thank you, I'll call you.
我很有興趣聊聊你的工作 I'm titillated by the notion of working with you.
- 真的嗎? - 等我甩開這些小醜 - Yeah? - I'll ditch these clowns.
五分鍾後樓頂見 I'll see you up on the roof in five minutes.
等我先去潤潤喉 Just gonna try and get my beak wet real quick.
明白我的意思了嗎? You know what I'm talking about?
那我們樓頂見 I'll see you up there.
不見不散 Damn betcha.
了不起! 我還以為只是個理論 Come on! I thought that was just a theory.
曾經是 Well, it was.
要是我的理論沒錯 我們就能進入大腦 If I'm right, we can access the area of the brain
- 修複中樞... - 哇 - that governs repair... - Wow.
用化學試劑重新編碼 and chemically recode it.
太不可思議了 從本質來說 你入侵了生物... That's incredible. Essentially, you're hacking into the genetic...
遺傳運作系統 operating system of a living organism
沒錯 Exactly.
- 是的 - 哇 - Yes. - Wow.
它是... 你能不能... Is that... Can you...
- 怎麼了? - 別碰我的植物? - What? - Can you not touch my plant?
她討厭被碰 她喜歡... It's not... She doesn't like it. She prefers...
她不喜歡陌生人 來吧 我們去臥室聊 She's not like the others. Come on. Let's go in the bedroom.
- 哈皮... - 真可愛... - Happy... - That's cute...
別惹她的植物 Leave her ficus alone.
因為 而且 不 我說真的 別惹她 Because. And, no, seriously, don't.
- 你已經開始在植物上實驗了 - 目前來說 是的 - And you're starting with plants. - For now, yeah.
我管它叫終極生物 I'm calling it EXTREMIS.
- 好吧 它是... - 最終用於人類 - Well, it's... - Human application.
沒錯 說的對 Exactly, exactly.
- 樹枝修複 - 這將是革命性的 - Dendritic revitalisation. - It's revolutionary.
- 預防疾病... - 改變世界 - Disease prevention... - Change the world.
甚至是肢體再生 even limb regrowth.
你是我見過最有天賦的女人 You're the most gifted woman I've ever met.
哇 Wow.
- 我是說在瑞士見過的 - 這麼說好多了 - In Switzerland. - That's better.
- 你能看見 - 這個星期 - You're seeing things. - This week.
你差點就上當了 對嗎? You almost bought it, didn't you?
這就是我給你說過的小問題 This is what I'm talking about, the glitch.
檢查過端粒U+9176算法嗎? Have you checked the telomerase algorithm?
- 什麼? - 趴下! - The what? - Down!
趴下別動! 別動 老板 Stay down! Stay down, boss.
- 我們沒事 - 別動 - We're good. - Stay down.
你壓在我身上 我沒法動 You're right on me. I made it.
究竟發生了什麼事? What the hell was that?
- 怎麼回事? - 這是我研究的一點小故障 它... - What was that? - It's a glitch in my work. It's...
她剛剛說過 會有故障發生 She was just talking about it. Glitches happen.
不是千年蟲 It's not Y2K.
嘿! 新年快樂! Hey! Happy New Year!
- 新年快樂 - 新年快樂 - Happy New Year. - Happy New Year.
好的 明早見 晚安 All right. I'll see you in the morning. Good night.
- 你沒事吧? - 沒事 - You good? - Yeah.
- 我就在外面 - 好的 沒事 - I'll be right outside. - Okay, cool.
那麼 為什麼要和你們說這名言? So, why am I telling you this?
因為我那時創造了惡魔 Because I had just created demons
而我當時卻渾然不知 and I didn't even know it.
是啊 那是段美好的時光 Yeah, those were good times.
不過我放下了 Then I moved on.
經曆阿富汗某個洞穴裏的一個聚會後 我告別了派對 After a brief soiree in an Afghan cave, I said goodbye to the party scene.
也忘記了那晚在瑞士發生的一切 I forgot that night in Switzerland.
現在 加利福利亞 馬裏布
- 現在 我變了個人 - 46 - These days, I'm a changed man. - Forty-six.
和以前不一樣了 I'm different now.
我... 好吧... I'm... Well...
- 47 - 你知道我是誰 - Forty-seven. - You know who I am.
主人 可以再給我幾個小時 我就能校准... Sir, please may I request just a few hours to calibrate...
不 48 No. Forty-eight.
微型感應裝置植入完畢 Micro-repeater implanting sequence complete.
如您所願 主人 As you wish, sir.
我還為您准備了個安全簡報 當然您不會聽 I've also prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore.
當然不聽 Which I will.
好吧 我們開始 All right, let's do this.
大E DUM-E.
大笨蛋 Hi, DUM-E.
你頭上的帽子哪弄的? 真是名副其實 How did you get that cap on your head? You earned it.
嘿 嘿! Hey. Hey!
還藏在那個角落做什麼? 你知道你做了什麼好事 What are you doing out of the corner? You know what you did.
地毯上的血跡 弄幹淨 Blood on my mat. Handle it.
主人 恕我提醒 您已經72小時沒合眼了? Sir, may I remind you that you've been awake for nearly 72 hours?
注意啦 女士們 Focus up, ladies.
晚上好 歡迎來到生產基地 Good evening, and welcome to the birthing suite.
我很榮幸地宣布 你們又多了一位 I am pleased to announce the imminent arrival
活波 可愛的寶貝兄弟 of your bouncing, bad-ass baby brother.
先特寫 再全景 Start tight and then go wide.
打上時間和日期 Stamp date and time.
第42代自適應導航裝備 測試開始 Mark 42. Autonomous prehensile propulsion suit test.
啟動程序 lnitialise sequence.
賈維斯 來點音樂 Jarvis, drop my needle.
廢物 Crap.
好的 這個行了 全都來吧 All right, I think we got this. Send them all.
有點快了 慢一點 Probably a little fast. Slow it down.
慢一點... Slow it down just a...
一點點 little bit.
輕一點 行不行 賈維斯? Cool it, will you, Jarvis?
來吧 我可不怕你 Come on. I ain't scared of you.
我是最棒的 I'm the best.
一如既往 主人 看你工作真是賞心悅目 As always, sir, a great pleasure watching you work.
我想72個小時是有點太久了 I guess 72 hours is a long time between siestas.
沒想過情況會變得更糟 I didn't think it could get any worse.
但我打開電視 Then I had to go and turn on the TV.
他就這樣出現了 That's when he happened.
有人說我是恐怖分子 Some people call me a terrorist.
我認為自己是個老師 I consider myself a teacher.
美國 America.
准備好上另一堂課了嗎? Ready for another lesson?
1864年 科羅多州沙溪 美國部隊等待所有友好的 In 1864, in Sand Creek, Colorado, the US military waited
夏安族勇士出去打獵 等待 until the friendly Cheyenne braves had all gone hunting.
襲擊和屠殺他們的家人 Waited to attack and slaughter the families left behind
然後搶占他們的土地 and claim their land.
39小時前 39 hours ago,
科威特阿裏艾勒姆空軍基地被襲擊了 the Ali AI Salem Air Base in Kuwait was attacked.
我... 我... 是我幹的 I... I... I did that.
那是個擠滿女人與孩子的 A quaint military church
古老軍事教堂 filled with wives and children, of course.
士兵們出外演習 The soldiers were out on manoeuvres.
勇士們都不在 The braves were away.
埃利斯總統 President Ellis.
你仍然在拒絕我的教導 先生 You continue to resist my attempts to educate you, sir.
現在你又再次無視我 And now you've missed me again.
你知道我是誰 You know who I am.
但不知道我在哪兒 You don't know where I am.
永遠無法預料我何時到來 And you'll never see me coming.
既然信號又回來了 Now that we seem to be back,
讓我們回顧幾起恐怖襲擊... let's recap some of the frightening developments...
美國廣播被黑客入侵... American airwaves were hijacked...
整個國家處於高度戒備中 The nation remains on high alert.
到目前為止 所有追捕滿大人的行動 仍然毫無進展 All attempts to find the Mandarin have so far proved unsuccessful.
內閣對這起恐怖事件的對應辦法是 Central to my administration's response to this terrorist event
這種新崛起的資源 is a newly minted resource.
我知道 他是詹姆斯·羅迪上校 I know him as Colonel James Rhodes.
對所有美國人來說他將是 The American people will soon know him
鋼鐵愛國者 as the Iron Patriot.
這就是總統的回應? And how is President Ellis responding?
找來那個被他們稱為機甲戰士的家夥 By taking the guy they call War Machine
重新噴漆 and giving him a paint job.
同一套盔甲 塗成紅 白 還有藍色 The same suit, but painted red, white and blue.
瞧瞧 還給他取了個新名字 "鋼鐵愛國者" Look at that. And they also renamed him, "lron Patriot."
你知道 為了防止油漆太脆弱了 You know, just in case the paint was too subtle.
民意反饋效果不錯 對嗎? It tested well with focus groups, all right?
"我是鋼鐵愛國者!" 這名字真爛 "I am Iron Patriot!" it sucks.
"機甲戰士" 又有點過了 "War Machine" was a little too aggressive.
對嗎? 這個聽著還不錯 All right? This sends a better message.
那麼 究竟發生了什麼事? 滿大人何許人 So, what's really going on? With the Mandarin.
說真的 能聊聊這家夥嗎? Seriously, can we talk about this guy?
這是機密信息 托尼 It's classified information, Tony.
好吧 一共有9起爆炸 Okay, there have been nine bombings.
- 9起 - 群眾只知道3起 - Nine. - The public only knows about three.
問題的關鍵是 沒有人能找到他們使用的設備 But here's the thing, nobody can ID a device.
沒有炸彈殼體 There's no bomb casings.
你知道我能幫上忙 只要找我 You know I can help. Just ask.
我有一堆高科技 自適應導航裝備 I got a ton of new tech. I got a prehensile suit.
我還有拆彈設備 能在空中捉住炸彈 I got bomb disposal. It catches explosions in mid-air.
上次你睡個好覺是什麼時間? When's the last time you got a good night's sleep?
愛因斯坦一年只睡3小時 瞧瞧他的成就 Einstein slept three hours a year. Look what he did.
托尼 大家都很擔心你 我也很擔心你 People are concerned about you, Tony. I'm concerned about you.
你也會擔心我? You're going to come at me like that?
我可不想表現的像個混... I'm not trying to be a dick...
蛋 Tator.
可以給我簽個名嗎? Do you mind signing my drawing?
要是羅迪不介意的話 蛋蛋 你介意嗎? If Richard doesn't mind. Are you all right with this, Dick?
不 我隨意 Yeah. Fine with me.
- 你叫什麼? - 艾爾琳 - What's your name? - Erin.
順便說一句 你長得像聖誕節故事裏的人 I loved you in A Christmas Story, by the way.
聽著 五角大樓那邊嚇壞了 Listen, the Pentagon is scared.
經過紐約事件 外星人... 拜托 After New York, aliens... Come on.
他們得表現得強大 They need to look strong.
現在我們的首要任務是阻止滿大人 但是... Stopping the Mandarin is a priority, but it's not...
- 這不是超級英雄管的事 - 當然不是 坦白說的 - it's not superhero business. - No, it's not, quite frankly.
- 我懂了 - 這是國家的事 - I get it. - It's American business.
所以我說我懂了 That's why I said I got it.
你還好嗎? Are you okay?
我把蠟筆毀了 I broke the crayon.
你沒事吧 斯塔克先生? Are you okay, Mr Stark?
放松 托尼 Take it easy. Tony.
你怎麼從蟲洞逃出來的? How did you get out of the Wormhole?
等等 托尼! Wait a minute. Tony!
- 你剛才說什麼? - 托尼 - What did you say? - Tony.
抱歉 Sorry.
我得檢查下盔甲 I'm just checking on the suit.
好的 Okay.
檢查心髒 Check the heart.
是大腦嗎? Is it the brain?
沒有任何跡象顯示心髒或大腦異常的跡象 No sign of cardiac anomaly or unusual brain activity.
好的 那我中毒了? Okay, so I was poisoned?
診斷結果顯示您極度焦慮 My diagnosis is that you've experienced a severe anxiety attack.
我? Me?
拜托 老兄 你這樣子真難看 出來吧 Come on, man, this isn't a good look. Open up.
對不起 我先撤了 Sorry, I gotta split.
徽章 Badge.
拜托 徽章 Come on, badge.
徽章 夥計 我在洗手間貼了個備忘 拜托 Badge, guys. I put a memo in the toilet. Come on.
托尼的地下室有一堆裝備 他們都戴著派對帽子 Tony has got them in his basement. They're wearing party hats.
這是筆我們可以動用的資產 This is an asset that we can put to use.
你是在建議我把所有的清潔工都換成機器人 So, you're suggesting that I replace the entire janitorial staff with robots.
- 謝謝 - 我的意思是 - Thank you. - What I'm saying is that
在人力資源中 人是最薄弱的環節 the human element of human resources is our biggest point of vulnerability.
我們應該立即換掉 We should start phasing it out immediately.
- 什麼? - 抱歉 班比 - What? - Excuse me, Bambi,
- 你應該帶徽章... - 你剛剛說什麼? - you should be wearing... - Did you just say that?
- 安保? 是嗎? - 哈皮? 好 - Security? Yes? - Happy? Okay.
我很高興你現在是安保部門的頭 好嗎? I am thrilled that you are now the Head Of Security. Okay?
- 這職位非常適合你 - 謝謝你 - It is the perfect position for you. - Thank you.
- 但是... - 我很感謝 - However... - I do appreciate it.
- 自從你任職以後... - 你不用謝我的 - since you've taken the post... - You don't have to thank me.
我的員工投訴率上漲了三倍 we've had a rise in staff complaints of 300%.
謝謝 Thank you.
這不是恭維 It's not a compliment.
這不是... 這是恭維 It's not... It is a compliment.
很明顯 有人在隱瞞什麼 Clearly, somebody's trying to hide something.
- 我... 是 - 打擾一下 - I... Yes. - Excuse me.
佩珀女士 四點您約好的人已經來了 Ms Potts, your 4:00 is here.
- 謝謝 - 四點的預約告訴過我嗎? - Thank you. - Did you clear this 4:00 with me?
哈皮 我們稍後再談 Happy, we'll talk about this later,
但是現在 我要處理點棘手的事 but right now, I have to go deal with this very annoying thing.
什麼事? How so?
我以前和他一起共過事 他總想約我出去 I used to work with him and he used to ask me out all the time,
有點尷尬 so it's a little awkward.
我也不喜歡這樣 I don't like the sound of that.
佩珀 Pepper
基利安? Killian?
氣色不錯 You look great.
你看起來真棒 You look really great.
天 你看起來真棒 God, you look great.
我... 我... 我... I... I... I...
你最近在忙什麼? What on earth have you been doing?
沒什麼特別的 Nothing fancy.
在理療師那兒待了5年 Just five years in the hands of physical therapists.
請叫我阿爾德裏奇 And please, call me Aldrich.
你應該佩戴安保徽章 You were supposed to be issued a security badge.
- 哈皮 沒事 我們很好 - 是的 - Happy, it's okay. We're good. - Yes.
- 你確定? 好吧 - 是的 先回避下 - Are you sure? Okay. - Yes. Stand down.
- 我去外面等候 好的 - 謝謝 - I'm going to linger right here. Okay. - Thank you.
很高興見到你 基利安 It's very nice to see you, Killian.
嘿 夥計 Hey, guy
聖誕節快樂 Merry Christmas.
經過多年回避總統關於"不道德"生物科技研究的禁令 After years dodging the President's ban on "immoral" biotech research,
我的智囊團 my think tank
總算研究醞釀了點小東西 now has a little something in the pipeline.
我們把它叫做 終極生物 It's an idea we like to call EXTREMIS.
我先把燈關了 I'm gonna turn your lights down.
關於人類大腦 Regard the human brain.
等等 稍等 等會 Wait, hold on, hold on.
這是... 這是宇宙 搞錯了 That's... That's the universe. My bad.
應該換成這個... But if I do that...
這是大腦 That's the brain.
不可思議地相似 你不覺得嗎? Strangely mimetic, though, wouldn't you say?
哇哦 太炫了 Wow, that's amazing.
多謝了 它是我的 Thanks, it's mine.
什麼? What?
這個 你現在置身於我的腦中 This. You're inside my head.
它... 它在直播 It's a... It's a live feed.
過來 我給你證實一下 Come on up, I'll prove it to you.
來嘛 Come on.
來 擰我的胳膊 Now, pinch my arm.
我忍得住 來擰我 I can take it. Pinch me.
那是什麼? What is that?
那是主軀感皮質 是大腦的痛感中樞 It's the primary somatosensory cortex. It's the brain's pain centre.
但這個才是我想給你看的 But this is what I wanted to show you.
終極生物利用我們的生物電潛能 Now, EXTREMIS harnesses our bioelectrical potential
一直到這兒 and it goes here.
這兒本質上就是一處空洞 而這告訴我們 This is essentially an empty slot and what this tells us
我們的頭腦 is that our mind,
我們的DNA系統 our entire DNA, in fact,
注定要被改進 is destined to be upgraded.
哇 Wow.
等等... Wait...
你好? Hello?
- 這裏是額頭保安部嗎? - 什麼? - Is this Forehead Of Security? - What?
你瞧... 我搞到一份貨真價實的工作 你需要什麼? You know, look... I got a real job. What do you want?
我在工作 我手頭正有活計 這兒 I'm working. I've got something going on, here.
什麼 性騷擾實習生? What, harassing interns?
我跟你說 我跟別人說我曾是鋼鐵俠保鏢的時候 Let me tell you something. Do you know what happened
知道發生了什麼嗎? when I told people I was Iron Man's bodyguard?
他們都當面嘲笑我 They would laugh in my face.
趁著我還有一絲尊嚴尚存 我就得奪路而逃 I had to leave while I still had a shred of dignity.
現在我搞到一份貨真價實的工作 我在保護佩珀 Now I got a real job. I'm watching Pepper.
怎麼了? 跟我說說 What's going on? Fill me in.
- 真的? - 嗯 - For real? - Yeah.
好吧 她在跟這麼一個科學家見面 All right. She's meeting up with this scientist.
- 有錢人 帥小夥 - 嗯 - Rich guy. Handsome. - Right.
我一開始沒認出來 但你知道我擅長認人的 I couldn't make his face, at first. Right? You know I'm good with faces.
- 是啊 你最擅長了 - 嗯 - Yeah, you're the best. - Yeah.
於是我翻查了他的證件 我認出他來了 Well, so I run his credentials. I make him.
叫阿爾德裏奇·基利安 我們其實見過這家夥 Aldrich Killian. We actually met the guy back in...
咱們99年在哪兒來著? 科學大會上? Where were we in '99? The science conference?
- 在瑞士 - 對對 的確如此 - Switzerland. - Right, right, exactly.
基利安 不... 我不記得這個人了 Killian. No... I don't remember that guy.
你當然記不得他了 他又不是哪個金發大胸女 Of course you don't remember him. He's not a blond with a big rack.
一開始 還沒什麼 他們只是在談公事 At first, it was fine. They were talking business.
可現在事情詭異起來了 他開始給她看他的巨腦 But now it's getting weird. He's showing her his big brain.
- 他的什麼? - 巨腦 - His what? - Big brain.
而且她很欣賞 這兒 你看看 And she likes it. Here, let me show you.
等等 看到沒? Hold on. See?
看到什麼? 看你還是看他們? Look at what? You, watching them?
翻轉屏幕 我才能看得到 Flip the screen, and then we can get started.
我不像你是個技術天才 相信我就行了 快過來 I'm not a tech genius like you. Just trust me. Get down here.
翻轉屏幕 那樣我就能看到他們在幹什麼了 Flip the screen. Then I can see what they're doing.
我不會! 我不知道怎麼翻轉屏幕! I can't! I don't know how to flip the screen!
別再這麼跟我講話 你不是我老板了 Don't talk to me like that any more. You're not my boss.
行嗎? 我不為你工作了 All right? I don't work for you.
而且我不信任這家夥 他還帶著另一個人 And I don't trust this guy. He's got another guy with him.
那人賊眉鼠眼的 He's shifty.
- 放輕松 - 你確定? - Relax. - Seriously?
你現在保護住外圍就好 I'm just asking you to secure the perimeter.
讓他們出去喝杯東西什麼的 Tell them to go out for a drink or something.
你知道嗎? 你應該對這兒正發生的事更上心一些 You know what? You should take more of an interest in what's going on here.
這個女人是你人生最美好的財富 This woman's the best thing that ever happened to you
可你現在卻無視她 and you're just ignoring her.
- 一個巨腦? - 是啊 - A giant brain? - Yeah.
有個巨腦 有個賊眉鼠眼的家夥 There's a giant brain. There's a shifty character.
我要跟蹤這家夥 我要把他查個底朝天 我還要... I'm gonna follow this guy. I'm gonna run his plates and I'm gonna...
要是得動粗 那就來吧 You know, if it gets rough, so be it.
我想念你 哈皮... I miss you, Happy...
是啊 我也想念你 但是是以前那個你 Yeah, I miss you, too. But the way it used to be.
現在你都跟超級英雄哥們兒們廝混在一起 Now you're off with the super-friends.
我都不知道你現在什麼狀況 I don't know what's going on with you any more.
- 整個世界都混亂了 - 嘿! - The world's getting weird. - Hey!
我真不想掛你電話 I hate to cut you off.
- 你的電擊槍帶身上沒? - 怎麼? - Do you have your Taser on you? - Why?
我感覺人力資源部有個姑娘在偷打印機墨盒 I think there's a gal in H.R. who's trying to steal some printer ink.
你或許該過那邊去抓她個正著 You should probably go over there and zap her.
對哦 好極了 Yeah, nice.
想象一下 要是人能侵入任何有機體的硬盤 Imagine if you could hack into the hard drive of any living organism
並重組它的DNA and recode its DNA.
要是那樣就好了 That would be incredible.
很不幸 在我聽來 這項技術也很傾向於武器化 Unfortunately, to my ears, it also sounds highly weaponisable.
比如改造戰士和私人軍隊 而托尼... As in, enhanced soldiers, private armies, and Tony is...
又是托尼 托尼 Tony, Tony.
你知道嗎 我13年前就邀請過托尼加入AIM公司 You know, I invited Tony to join AIM 13 years ago.
他拒絕了我 He turned me down.
但我看得出 現在有一位新生代的天才在寶座上 But something tells me, now there's a new genius on the throne
她不再需要受托尼的牽制了 who doesn't have to answer to Tony any more
而且也不那麼自我 and who has slightly less of an ego.
我還是會說不 阿爾德裏奇 It's gonna be a no, Aldrich.
盡管我非常願意幫你 As much as I'd like to help you.
我得承認我大失所望 Well, I can't say that I'm not disappointed.
但如我父親一直所說 But then, as my father used to say,
"透過失敗的濃霧才能瞥見成功" "Failure is the fog through which we glimpse triumph."
很深奧 That's very deep.
聽得我一頭霧水 And I have no idea what it means.
我也是 他瘋瘋癲癲的 那老家夥 No, me neither. He was kind of an idiot, my old man.
我相信我很快會再見到你的 佩珀 I'm sure I'll see you again, Pepper.
哈皮... Happy...
車備好了 准備好走了嗎 Car's ready, if you're ready to go.
是的 我還... Yes, I just...
天 我忘了還有其它事情 所以... God, I forgot my other things, so...
我只能... I'm just gonna...
抱歉我遲到了點 我在... I'm sorry I'm late. I was...
那... 那是什麼? What the... What is that?
你現在在屋子裏都穿這個啦? You're wearing this in the house now?
這是第幾代 馬克15? What is that, like, Mark 15?
是啊 大概吧 人人都有嗜好 Yeah. Something like that. You know, everybody needs a hobby.
所以你在客廳穿上了你的嗜好? And you have to wear your hobby in the living room?
只是試穿 Just breaking it in.
剛穿上去總會感覺包得有點緊... You know, it's always a little pinchy in the gooey bag at first, so...
嘿 你看到你的聖誕禮物了嗎? Well, hey, did you see your Christmas present?
是的 我看到了... Yes, I did. I...
我怎麼可能注意不到那個聖誕禮物 I don't know how I could've missed that Christmas present.
那東西進得了門嗎? Is it gonna fit through the door?
其實 這是個問題 Well, actually, it's a good question.
我明天叫些人來 把那堵牆轟掉 I got a team of guys coming tomorrow. They're gonna blow out that wall.
- 好啊 - 那... - Okay. - So...
緊張嗎? 過得好嗎今天? 嗯? Tense? Good day? Huh?
肩膀有點僵硬 調皮鬼 Shoulders, a little knotty. Naughty girl.
我不想顯得太絮叨 不過 你喜不喜歡那個定做的兔子? I don't want to harp on this, but did you like the custom rabbit?
我喜不喜歡? Did I like it?
- 確定一下 行吧? - 哇 - Nailed it, right? - Wow.
這個想法很有創意 I appreciate the thought very much.
你幹嘛不把那面具打開來吻我一下? So, why don't you lift up that face mask and give me a kiss?
好啊 見鬼 打不開 Yep. Damn it, no can do.
你想不想就親在... 面部夾縫這裏? You want to just kiss it on the... The facial slit?
要不我跑到車庫裏去 Well, why don't I run down to the garage
找個撬棍把那玩意兒撬開來? and see if I can't find a crowbar to jimmy that thing open?
撬棍 好啊 Crowbar, yeah.
只是那邊有輻射泄漏 Except there's been a radiation leak.
- 我會碰碰運氣的 - 太冒險了 - I'll take my chances. - That's risky.
至少 讓我給你拿件 防護盔甲之類的 At least, let me get you, like, a hazmat suit.
一個蓋革計數器什麼的 A Geiger counter or something like that.
被逮住了 Busted.
- 你的花樣還層出不窮了 - 抱歉 - This is a new level of lame. - Sorry.
我還沒來你就吃上了? 在約會這晚? You ate without me already? On date night?
- 他只是... - 你是說你 - He was just... - You mean you.
是啊 我只是說我們本想請你... Well, yeah, I just mean we were hosting you...
等我做完這點活兒 while I finished up a little work.
的確 我簡單吃了一口 And yes, I had a quick bite.
我不知道你是要回家 I didn't know if you were coming home
還是跟阿爾德裏奇·基利安喝酒去 or you were having drinks with Aldrich Killian.
- 什麼? - 什麼? - What? - What?
阿爾德裏奇·基利安? 什麼 你在監視我? Aldrich Killian? What, are you checking up on me?
哈皮很擔心 Happy was concerned.
- 你在監視我 - 我沒有 - You're spying on me. - I wasn't.
- 我要睡去了 - 等等 - I'm going to bed. - Hold on.
別嘛 佩珀? Come on. Pep?
嘿 我承認 Hey, I admit it.
我的錯 抱歉 My fault. Sorry.
我像熱鍋上的螞蟻 I'm a piping hot mess.
已經有一陣子了 我什麼也沒說 It's been going on for a while. I haven't said anything.
自從紐約那次以後一切都變了 Nothing's been the same since New York.
真的? 我一點都沒注意到 Really? I didn't notice that at all.
人要是經曆了一些事 You experience things
然後這些事結束了 你卻仍解釋不通 and then they're over, and you still can't explain them.
神 外星人 其它維度 我只是個罐中人 Gods, aliens, other dimensions. I'm just a man in a can.
我沒有崩潰的唯一原因 The only reason I haven't cracked up
可能就是因為你搬進來住了 is probably because you moved in.
搬得好 Which is great.
我愛你 我很幸運 I love you. I'm lucky.
可是親愛的 我睡不著 But honey, I can't sleep.
你去睡覺 我就下這邊來 我做我擅長的事 You go to bed, I come down here. I do what I know.
我修修補補 我... I tinker. I....
危機已迫在眉睫 Threat is imminent.
而我必須保護好我唯一不能失去的 And I have to protect the one thing that I can't live without.
那就是你 That's you.
而我的盔甲 它們是... And my suits, they're...
機器 Machines.
它們是我的一部分 They're part of me.
讓你分心 A distraction.
或許吧 Maybe.
我得去洗個澡 I'm gonna take a shower.
好吧 Okay.
你跟我一起來 And you're gonna join me.
這樣更好 Better.
托尼 Tony.
托尼 托尼 Tony. Tony.
托... To...
斷電! Power down!
我肯定是夢裏把它召喚過來的 I must have called it in my sleep.
這種事不該發生的 That's not supposed to happen.
我會重新校准傳感器 I'll recalibrate the sensors.
咱們能不能... 就讓我... Can we just... Just let me...
讓我緩過這口氣來 別走 好嗎? 佩珀... Just let me catch my breath. Hey, don't... Don't go. All right? Pepper...
我要去樓下睡 I'm going to sleep downstairs.
你自己慢慢修修補補吧 Tinker with that.
你控制得了嗎? Can you regulate?
是的 我能控制好 Yes, I can regulate.
- 你確定? - 確定 - You sure about that? - Yes.
很棒的一批貨 It's a decent batch.
- 可別說我沒幫過你 - 多謝 - Don't say I never did nothing for you. - Thank you.
我是說 感謝你的理解 I mean, for understanding.
真抱歉 老兄 I'm sorry, buddy.
你幹嘛呢 老兄? What are you doing, buddy?
一個人出來? 小小的約會之夜? You out by yourself? A little date night?
或許還看了你最愛的純情少女片? Seeing your favourite chick flick, maybe?
是啊 一部叫做"到此為止"的電影 Yeah, a little movie called The Party's Over,
你跟你的癮君子女友主演 starring you and your junkie girlfriend.
這是電影票 Here's the ticket.
說真的 那東西可不是你的 No kidding. That doesn't belong to you.
賽文! Savin!
救命! Help!
幫幫我! Help me!
幸運餅幹真實的一面 True story about fortune cookies.
它們看起來像中國的 They look Chinese.
它們聽起來像中國的 They sound Chinese.
但它們實際是美國的發明 But they're actually an American invention.
所以它們都很空洞 謊言連篇 Which is why they're hollow, full of lies
而且味道極差 and leave a bad taste in the mouth.
我的信徒剛剛又毀掉了一個廉價的美國式複制品 My disciples just destroyed another cheap American knockoff.
中國劇院 The Chinese Theatre.
總統先生 Mr President,
我知道您現在一定很泄氣 I know this must be getting frustrating.
但這一輪的恐怖已經接近尾聲了 But this season of terror is drawing to a close.
別急 更精彩的就要來了 And don't worry, the big one is coming.
您的畢業禮 Your graduation.
嗨 Hi.
你不介意開著那個吧? Do you mind leaving that on?
當然不 Sure.
星期天晚上 公共電視網 唐頓莊園 Sunday nights. PBS. Downton Abbey.
他最喜歡這部劇了 覺得風格很優雅 That's his show. He thinks it's elegant.
還有件事 確保每個人都戴著他們的牌子 One more thing. Make sure everyone wears their badges.
他很看重這個 He's a stickler for that sort of thing.
不戴牌子不讓進 Plus, my guys won't let anyone in without them.
我們正等待托尼·斯塔克的到來 We're awaiting the arrival of Tony Stark.
我們希望他能給我們一個回應 We're hoping he'll give us the reaction...
他對最近一次襲擊的回應 His reaction to the latest attack.
斯塔克先生 看這兒 Mr Stark, hi there.
據稱所有跡象都表明 這是滿大人的新一輪襲擊 Our sources are telling us that all signs are pointing to another Mandarin attack.
您還有什麼可以告訴我們的? Anything else you can tell us?
斯塔克先生 什麼時候能有人幹掉這家夥? Hey, Mr Stark. When is somebody gonna kill this guy?
我只是說說 I'm just saying.
這就是你想要的? Is that what you want?
我有個小小的假日問候 Here's a little holiday greeting
我一直等著送給滿大人 I've been wanting to send to the Mandarin.
我剛組織好了語言 I just didn't know how to phrase it until now.
我叫托尼·斯塔克 我不怕你 My name is Tony Stark and I'm not afraid of you.
我知道你是個懦夫 所以我決定 I know you're a coward. So I've decided
你死定了 that you just died, pal.
我會來給你收屍 I'm gonna come get the body.
這兒不談什麼政治 只是老規矩的複仇 There's no politics here. It's just good old-fashioned revenge.
跟五角大樓無關 就是你和我 There's no Pentagon, it's just you and me.
退一萬步說 你要是個男人的話 這是我家地址 And on the off chance you're a man, here's my home address.
馬利布角10880弄 10880 Malibu Point.
90265號 90265.
我會大門敞開的 I'll leave the door unlocked.
這就是你想要的 是吧? That's what you wanted, right?
算我賬上 Bill me.
我編譯了一個滿大人的數據庫給您 主人 I've compiled a Mandarin database for you, sir,
都是從神盾局 聯邦調查局還有中情局攔截來的 drawn from S.H.l.E.L.D., FBI and CIA intercepts.
啟動虛擬犯罪現場重建 Initiating virtual crime scene reconstruction.
好 我們都知道些什麼? Okay. What have we got here?
他名字是古代中國對戰爭謀士的稱謂 意思是"國王的進諫者" The name is an ancient Chinese war mantle meaning "adviser to the king."
南美叛亂戰術 South American insurgency tactics.
說話像個傳教士 Talks like a Baptist preacher.
事發之地在舉行慶典 有很多劇院 關了 There's lots of pageantry going on here. Lots of theatre. Close.
爆炸產生的熱量超過了3000攝氏度 The heat from the blast was in excess of 3,000 degrees Celsius.
12.5碼以內的任何物體都瞬間蒸發了 Any subjects within 12.5 yards were vaporised instantly.
在中國劇院周圍3英裏內沒有發現炸彈碎片? No bomb parts found in a three-mile radius of the Chinese Theatre?
沒有 主人 No, sir.
跟我說說吧 哈皮 Talk to me, Happy.
什麼時候炸彈也不是炸彈了? When is a bomb not a bomb?
有軍人遇難嗎? Any military victims?
根據官方記錄 沒有 主人 Not according to public record, sir.
把生熱特征再拿過來 Bring up the thermogenic signatures again.
把3000度作為因素計入統計 Factor in 3,000 degrees.
神雲已完成運算 The Oracle cloud has completed analysis.
跟衛星連接 Accessing satellites
生成最近12個月的生熱記錄 and plotting the last 12 months of thermogenic occurrences now.
把滿大人襲擊過的地方都剔除 Take away everywhere that there's been a Mandarin attack.
不對 Nope.
那個 你確定那個不是他的? That. Are you sure that's not one of his?
它發生在任何已知的滿大人襲擊之前 It predates any known Mandarin attack.
是一起使用炸彈自殺的事件 The incident was the use of a bomb to assist a suicide.
調近點 Bring her around.
熱度特征相當近似 The heat signature is remarkably similar.
3000攝氏度 3,000 degree Celsius.
是兩個軍人 That's two military guys.
去過田納西州嗎 賈維斯? Ever been to Tennessee, Jarvis?
飛往田納西州的航行規劃中 Creating a flight plan for Tennessee.
還有人能來敲門嗎? Are we still at ding-dong?
我們本該處於完全的... We're supposed to be on total...
安全封鎖之中 security lockdown.
我剛威脅了一個恐怖分子 誰在敲門? Come on, I threatened a terrorist. Who is that?
我也只能做這麼多了 主人 There's only so much I can do, sir,
誰叫你告訴了全世界自己的住址 when you give the world's press your home address.
站那兒就行了 Right there is fine.
你不是滿大人 You're not the Mandarin.
你是嗎? 是嗎? Are you? Are you?
你不記得了 You don't remember.
果然不出我所料啊 Why am I not surprised?
你別在意哦 我連今天早飯吃什麼都忘了 Don't take it personally. I don't remember what I had for breakfast.
無穀華夫餅 主人 Gluten-free waffles, sir.
哦 是哦 That's right.
好吧 我需要跟你單獨談談 這裏不行 Okay, look, I need to be alone with you, someplace not here.
事情緊急 It's urgent.
以前的話 我肯定沒意見 但現在我有正式女朋友了 Normally, I'd go for that sort of thing, but now I'm in a committed relationship.
這... It's...
- 就是她的 - 托尼? - With her. - Tony?
- 有人來了? - 是的 瑪雅·漢森 - Is somebody there? - Yeah, it's Maya Hansen.
植物學界 Old botanist pal
的一個朋友 不太熟 that I used to know, barely.
千萬別告訴我 我有個從來沒見過的12歲的孩子 Please don't tell me there's a 12-year-old kid
就坐在外面的車裏等我 waiting in the car that I've never met.
他已經13了 He's 13.
沒有 但我需要你幫助 No, I need your help.
幫什麼? 為什麼要現在? But, what for? Why now?
因為我今天看了報紙 而且我覺得 你活不到周末了 Because I read the papers, and frankly, I don't think you'll last the week.
我不會有事的 I'll be fine.
對不起啊 哈皮住院了 我還以為不會有客人了呢 I'm sorry, with Happy in the hospital, I didn't know we were expecting guests.
- 的確很意外 - 還是前女友 - We weren't. - And old girlfriends.
- 看起來不是 - 不是這樣的 - She's not, really. - No, not really.
- 只是一夜情 - 是的 - It was just one night. - Yep.
的確是你的風格啊 是吧? That's how you did it, isn't it?
- 激情的一夜 - 這樣說起來 - It was a great night. - Yep. Well, you know.
- 你真是躲過這混球了啊 - 什麼? - You saved yourself a world of pain. - What?
- 我確定... - 相信我 我們馬上離開這裏 - I'm sure... - Trust me. We're going out of town.
哎 我們不是都說好了嗎 Okay. We've been through this.
- 不走 - 走! - Nope. - Yep!
- 男人說不... - 立刻馬上閃人 - The man says no... - Immediately and indefinitely.
- 親愛的... - 好主意 我們這就走 - Honey... - Great idea. Let's go.
好不意思了 這不可能 別動她的包 I'm sorry, that's a terrible idea. Please don't touch her bags.
其實正常人都是這樣的 This is how normal people behave.
你出去了 我就保護不了你了 I can't protect you out there.
這... 這個是常規尺寸嗎? Is... Is that normal?
- 不算太正常... - 那非常正常 - Sadly, that is... - Yes, this is normal!
不就是個大兔子嗎 淡定點! It's a big bunny. Relax about it!
別激動 Calm down.
斯塔克發出威脅
- 這是我買給你的 - 我知道啊 - I got this for you. - I'm aware of that.
你都沒告訴我 你喜不喜歡它 You still haven't even told me you liked it.
我不喜歡的 I don't like it.
我都問你三次了... 原來你不喜歡? I asked you three... You don't like it?
- 我們得離開這裏 - 話說? - We are leaving the house. - Guys?
這事情還沒完呢 That's not even up for discussion.
- 我們就... - 我說了不行 幹嘛? - Can we... - I said no. What?
這情況要緊嗎? Do we need to worry about that?
我來幫你了 I got you.
我先保護住你的 I got you first.
我就說吧 這裏不能待了 Like I said, we can't stay here.
快走! 我就跟著出來 Move! I'm right behind you.
去救她 我自有辦法 Get her. I'm gonna find a way around.
別傻著了啊 快去救她 快點出去 Stop stopping. Get her. Get outside.
快走! Go!
我的天啊 托尼! Oh, my God. Tony!
主人 波茨小姐已經逃離此建築 Sir, Ms Potts is clear of the structure.
賈維斯 我推進能量去哪裏了? Jarvis, where's my flight power?
正在安裝 主人 這畢竟是台實驗機 Working on it, sir. This is a prototype.
系統故障 脫機
搞定一個 That's one.
主人 這盔甲還不適應戰斗狀態 Sir, the suit is not combat ready.
這是第二個 That's two.
托尼! Tony!
主人 請深呼吸 Sir, take a deep breath.
推進能源裝配完成 Flight power restored.
主人? Sir?
主人! Sir!
知道了把警報解除吧 我沒事了 All right, kill the alarm. I got it.
這是能源不足5%的自動緊急警報 That's the emergency alert triggered by the power dropping below 5%.
這是雪吧? 我們到哪裏啦 北部了? It's snowing, right? Where are we, upstate?
我們正在田納西州玫瑰山外5公裏的位置 We are five miles outside of Rose Hill, Tennessee.
怎麼回事? Why?
賈維斯 我可沒這麼安排啊 Jarvis. Not my idea.
我們來這地方幹嘛? 這可牛頭不對馬嘴了 What are we doing here? This is thousands of miles away!
我要去找佩珀 我要... I gotta get Pepper, I got
我計劃了這次飛行 這就是目的地 I prepared a flight plan. This was the location.
誰讓你計劃的? Who asked you?
打開盔甲 Open the suit.
我... 我出了點故障 主人 I... I think I may be malfunctioning, sir.
快點打開 賈維斯 Open it, J.
一身輕松啊 That's brisk.
我還是縮回去好些... Maybe I'll just cosy back up for a...
我想我需要睡覺了 主人 I actually think I need to sleep now, sir.
賈維斯 Jarvis.
賈維斯 你還在嗎? Jarvis?
別不管我啊 夥計 Don't leave me, buddy.
斯塔克安保服務器 發送至所有已知接收器 Stark secure server now transferring to all known receivers.
佩珀 是我 Pepper, it's me.
我知道我欠你很多對不起 但現在時間有限 I've got a lot of apologies to make and not a lot of time.
所以... 首先 對不起我讓你身處險境 So... First off, I'm so sorry I put you in harm's way.
完全的自私加愚蠢 我保證不會發生了 That was selfish and stupid, and it won't happen again.
還有 聖誕快樂 那兔子的確太大只了 Also, it's Christmastime and the rabbit's too big.
就這些了 對不起 Done. Sorry.
還有 我提前道歉 And I'm sorry in advance
因為我不可能准時回家了 because I can't come home yet.
我要把那家夥挖出來 I need to find this guy.
我只要你安全 You gotta stay safe, that's all I know.
我還剛從木頭人身上偷了件斗篷 I just stole a poncho from a wooden Indian.
讓你坐的舒服點 Let's get you comfy.
這下開心了吧? You happy now?
站住! Freeze!
別動 Don't move.
你抓到我了 You got me.
土豆槍不錯啊 Nice potato gun.
槍管略長 Barrel's a little long.
這種長度寬度的話 瞄起來可不准啊 Between that and the wide gauge, it's gonna diminish your FPS.
這樣你就沒子彈了 And now you're out of ammo.
你胸口上什麼東西啊? What's that thing on your chest?
這是個電磁鐵 It's an electromagnet.
你肯定知道 你這邊一大把這種東西 You should know, you got a box of them right here.
用來幹嘛的? What does it power?
我的天啊 Oh, my God.
那... That...
那是... 那是鋼鐵俠嗎? That's... Is that Iron Man?
嚴格的來說 我才是 Technically, I am.
嚴格的來說 你已經死了 Technically, you're dead.
滿大人發動襲擊 傳斯塔克已死
好的吧 Valid point.
他怎麼了? What happened to him?
活著 Life.
我造就了他 保養他 I built him. I take care of him.
我會修好他的 I'll fix him.
那不就是機械工嗎? Like a mechanic?
算是吧 Yeah.
如果是我造鋼鐵俠和戰爭機器的話... If I was building Iron Man and War Machine...
現在叫 鋼鐵愛國者號 It's "Iron Patriot" now.
這更酷了 That's way cooler.
沒有 完全沒有 No, it's not.
不管怎麼說 我會安裝一個鏡面... Anyways, I would have added in the retro...
- 鏡面反射裝置? - 讓他可以隱形 - Retro-reflective panels? - To make him stealth mode.
- 你是要隱形模式? - 主意不錯吧? - You want a stealth mode? - Cool, right?
這想法不錯 以後我可能會造一個 That's actually a good idea. Maybe I'll build one.
- 別這樣 - 啊哦 - Not a good idea. - Oops.
看你幹了什麼? 你是要掰斷他手指嗎? What are you doing? You're gonna break his finger?
他受傷了 渾身酸痛著呢 離他遠點 He's in pain. He's been injured. Leave him alone.
對不起 Sorry.
你真心的嗎? Are you?
別擔心 我來解決好了 Don't worry about it, I'll fix it.
誰在家呢? So, who's home?
我媽去餐廳上班了 我爸去7-11點買刮刮樂了 My mom already left for the diner, and Dad went to 7-11 to get scratchers.
我猜他應該是中獎了 因為他一去就是六年了 I guess he won, because that was six years ago.
這時有發生 爸爸離開孩子 沒什麼好在意的 Which happens. Dads leave. No need to be a pussy about it.
我需要以下這些東西 Here's what I need.
一台筆記本 一只電子手表 一部手機 A laptop, a digital watch, a cell phone,
你那邊小鋼炮上的氣旋螺紋管 the pneumatic actuator from your bazooka over there,
本鎮的地圖 大彈簧和一個金槍魚三明治 a map of town, a big spring and a tuna fish sandwich.
這麼做 我有什麼好處? What's in it for me?
- 拯救你 他叫什麼名字? - 誰? - Salvation. What's his name? - Who?
在學校欺負你的那個人 他叫什麼名字? The kid that bullies you at school. What's his name?
你怎麼知道的? How'd you know that?
我這個東西剛好對你胃口 I got just the thing.
這是裝蟋蟀的小罐子 This is a pinata for a cricket.
開玩笑的 這是件十分厲害的武器 I'm kidding. This is a very powerful weapon.
別對著自己的臉 按下頂部的按鈕 Point it away from your face, press the button on top,
就能把別人嚇跑 it discourages bullying.
無性命之憂 正好為防身之用 如何? Non-lethal, just to cover one's ass. Deal?
怎麼樣? Deal? What do you say?
- 成交嗎? - 成交 - Deal? - Deal.
你叫什麼? What's your name?
哈利 你叫... Harley. And you're...
機械工 The mechanic.
托尼 Tony.
你知道我腦子在念什麼嗎? You know what keeps going through my head?
我的三明治呢? "Where's my sandwich?"
托尼·斯塔克在哪裏? Where is Tony Stark?
塔克安保服務器 身份驗證成功 Stark secure server. Retinal scan verified.
佩珀 是我 Pepper, it's me.
我知道我欠你很多對不起 但現在時間有限 I've got a lot of apologies to make and not a lot of time.
所以... 首先 對不起我讓你身處險境 So... First off, I'm so sorry I put you in harm's way.
完全的自私加愚蠢 我保證不會發生了 That was selfish and stupid and it won't happen again.
你今天為什麼來我家? Why were you at the house tonight?
你到底有什麼要緊的事要跟托尼講? What was so important that you had to speak to Tony?
我懷疑我老板在為滿大人工作 I think that my boss is working for the Mandarin.
如果你還想知道的話 So, if you still want to talk about it
我建議 我們找個安全的地方 I suggest that we get ourselves someplace safe.
你老板在為滿大人工作? Your boss works for the Mandarin, you think?
但托尼說你是個植物學家... But Tony says you're a botanist. So...
可以那麼說 我實際上是DNA基因編碼師 That figures. What I actually am is a biological DNA coder
有個四十人的團隊 是一個私人智囊團的分支 running a team of 40 out of a privately funded think tank.
當然你也可以說 我是個植物學家 But sure, you can call me a botanist.
你的老板叫什麼名字? This boss of yours, does he have a name?
阿爾德裏奇·基利安 Yeah, Aldrich Killian.
長官 房子被我們炸毀了 但沒有發現任何屍體 We took the house down, Sir. But there's no sign of a body.
- 了解 - 未發現斯塔克 - I see. - No Stark.
我要走了 I have to go.
大師應該要錄像了 但他有點... The master is about to record and he's a little...
你知道他的脾氣 Well, you know how he gets.
今天繼續按計劃進行 完事了再打給我 Keep your appointment tonight and call me when it's done.
都給我聽著 不許說話 也不許眼神交流 All right, everybody. No talking and no eye contact.
不然直接一槍爆頭 Unless you want to get shot in the face.
報告 Report in.
入口安全 Path is clear.
大師進去了 The master is travelling.
好了吧 我們還在等什麼呢? Well, then, what are we waiting for?
三明治還行 就是彈簧有點鏽 The sandwich was fair, the spring was a little rusty,
其他的材料 先湊合著吧 the rest of the materials, I'll make do.
另外 你說會給我你妹妹的表 By the way, when you said your sister had a watch...
- 怎麼了? - 我還以為 - Yeah? - l was kind of hoping
是稍微比這個成熟一點的表 for something a little more adult than that.
她才六歲 拜托 這可是限量版 She's six. Anyway, it's a limited edition.
什麼時候我們說說紐約事件吧? When can we talk about New York?
估計不會說了 忘了吧 Maybe never. Relax about it.
那複仇者聯盟呢? 我們能說他們嗎? What about the Avengers? Can we talk about them?
算了 晚點再說吧 小鬼 給點私人空間哦 I dunno. Later. Hey, kid, give me a little space.
這邊是什麼個情況? 發生了什麼事了? What's the official story here? What happened?
有個叫查德·戴維斯的人 就住在這街角 I guess this guy named Chad Davis used to live roundabouts.
他參軍的時候 贏了很多獎章 He won a bunch of medals in the army.
後來大夥說他突然瘋了 他做了個炸彈 And one day, folks said he went crazy and made, you know, a bomb.
就在這裏 把自己炸飛了 Then he blew himself up, right here.
- 死了六個人 是吧? - 是的 - Six people died, right? - Yeah.
- 算上查德·戴維斯 - 沒錯 - Including Chad Davis. - Yeah, yeah.
真的嗎 這沒道理啊 Yeah. That doesn't make sense.
想想看 Think about it.
死了六個 但陰影只有五個 Six dead. Only five shadows.
是啊 Yeah.
人們說 這些影子是靈魂進入天堂的印記 People said these shadows are like the marks of souls going to heaven.
那炸彈哥就可憐了 Except the bomb guy.
他落入了地獄 所以他的影子也隨他進去了 He went to hell, on account of he didn't get a shadow.
所以才只有五個影子 That's why there's only five.
- 你相信嗎? - 大家都這麼說 - Do you buy that? - It's what everyone says.
你知道這坑讓我想到什麼了嗎? You know what this crater reminds me of?
不知道 我也不... 不關心 No idea. I'm not... I don't care.
紐約的那個巨大蟲洞 That giant Wormhole in New York.
它讓你想起什麼? Does it remind you?
想套我的話 我不想說 That's manipulative. I don't want to talk about it.
外星人? 它們會回來嗎? Are they coming back? The aliens?
有可能 你能閉嘴嗎? Maybe. Can you stop?
我不是跟你說過 我有焦慮症嗎? Remember what I told you, that I have an anxiety issue?
這話題讓你... 不淡定了嗎? Does this subject make you... edgy?
是有一點 我能喘口氣了嗎? Yeah, a little bit. Can I just catch my breath for a second?
玫瑰山有壞人嗎? Are there bad guys in Rose Hill?
你需要個袋子幫你呼吸嗎? Do you need a plastic bag to breathe into?
- 你吃藥了嗎? - 沒有 - Do you have medication? - No.
- 你需要吃藥嗎? - 有可能 - Do you need to be on it? - Probably.
- 你有創傷後遺症嗎? - 我不覺得 - Do you have PTSD? - I don't think so.
你會... 你會變成精神病嗎? Are you... are you going completely mental?
我可以閉嘴 你要我閉嘴嗎? I can stop. Do you want me to stop?
我不是早讓你閉嘴嗎? Remember when I said to stop doing that?
我發誓 你快把我逼瘋了 I swear that you're gonna freak me out.
熊孩子 你還真把我逼瘋了 你開心了吧? Man, you did it, didn't you? You happy now?
我說了什麼啊? What did I say?
嘿! 等等我! Hey! Wait up!
等等 等等 Wait, wait.
你怎麼了? What the hell was that?
你害我抽抽了 Your fault. You spazzed me out.
好了 正經事 我們說到哪裏了? Okay, back to business. Where were we?
那人死了 The guy who died.
他家屬呢? 母親? 戴維斯女士 她在哪裏? Relatives? Mom? Mrs Davis, where is she?
她呆就一個地方 Where she always is.
看到沒? 這才幫到點子上了 See? Now, you're being helpful.
對不起 Sorry.
女士? Lady?
這是... Is this...
謝謝 Thank you.
頭發不錯啊 很襯你 Nice haircut. it suits you.
手表不錯啊 Nice watch.
是啊 還是限量款哦 Yeah. A limited edition.
那必須的 I don't doubt it.
晚上玩的開心啊 Well, have a good evening.
戴維斯女士? Mrs Davis?
我能坐下嗎? Mind if I join you?
人生自由 Free country.
的確如此 Sure is.
好吧 All right.
有話快說吧? Where would you like to start?
我想說 我為你晚年喪子感到很難過 I just want to say, I'm sorry about your loss.
我想了解 到底發生了什麼 I want to know what you think happened.
這資料我給你帶來了 你拿上走人吧 Look, I brought your damn file. You take it, go.
不管裏面怎麼說 都不是他想做的 Whatever was in here, he wanted no part of it.
顯然的 你在等其他人 對吧? Clearly, you're waiting for someone else. Huh?
有人會在這裏和你碰頭? Supposed to meet someone here?
是的 Yeah.
戴維斯女士 你兒子沒有自殺 Mrs Davis, your son didn't kill himself.
我向你保證 他沒有傷害任何人 I guarantee you, he didn't kill anyone.
是有人利用了他 Someone used him.
什麼? What?
有人把他當槍使 As a weapon.
你不是那個電話裏的人 是吧? You're not the person that called me after all, are you?
其實 我才是 Actually, I am.
嘿 嘿! 這怎麼回事? 這邊什麼情況? Hey, hey, hey! What's all this about? What the hell is going on here?
我這是在抓人 It's called an arrest.
- 警長 對吧? - 是的 女士 你是? - Sheriff, is it? - Yes, ma'am, it is. And you are?
國土安全局 沒問題了吧? Homeland Security. We good here?
問題還是有的 No, we're not "good."
我可需要知道更多的消息 I need a little more information than that.
我說這事還輪不到你來管 警長 I think it's a little above your pay grade, Sheriff.
是嗎? 那你要不在州政府打點一下 讓我升個官? Yeah? Why don't you get on the horn to Nashville, and upgrade me?
好吧 怎麼說呢? 我本來還打算簡單通融一下就好了 All right. You know what? I was hoping to do this the smart way
不過大家開心一下也不錯啊 but the fun way is always good.
副警長 逮捕這女的... Deputy, get this woman out of...
嘿 辣妹 你想玩? 快點 我和你好好玩玩 走吧 Hey, hot wings, you want to party? Come on, you and me, let's go.
- 簡直瘋了 是吧? - 說得對 - Crazy, huh? - Yep.
看我的 Watch this.
你穿火而入不算什麼 我泡過更火辣的妞 You walked right into this one. I've dated hotter chicks than you.
你就這點本事嗎? That's all you got?
就憑一個便宜的把戲和一句俏皮話嗎? A cheap trick and a cheesy one-liner?
甜心 這句話都可以做我自傳的書名了 Sweetheart, that could be the name of my autobiography.
- 放開我! - 救命! - Let me go! - Help me!
不管怎麼說... Anyway...
小子 聖誕節想要什麼禮物? Hey, kid, what would you like for Christmas?
斯塔克先生 對不起 Mr Stark, I am so sorry.
不對 不對 我猜他想說的是 No, no, no. I think he was trying to say,
"我他媽的想要我的文件" "I want my goddamn file."
不是你的錯 孩子 It's not your fault, kid.
還記得我跟你說過 別人欺負你該怎麼辦嗎? Remember what I told you about bullies?
喜歡這招嗎 未來人? You like that, Westworld?
聰明人都有一個特點 That's the thing about smart guys,
我們總是留一手 we always cover our ass.
不客氣 You're welcome.
為什麼? 我錯過什麼了嗎? For what? Did I miss something?
是我救了你的命 Me, saving your life.
沒錯 第一 我先救了你 第二 就算謝謝你吧 Yeah. A, I saved you first. B, thanks. Sort of.
第三 你要是想幫人家的忙 別搞得那麼蠢 And C, if you do someone a solid, don't be a yutz.
好嗎? 瀟灑一點 不然太做作了 All right? Just play it cool. Otherwise you come off grandiose.
一點都不像你是嗎? Unlike you?
承認吧 你需要我 Admit it, you need me.
我們懂彼此 We're connected.
我需要你回家找你媽 What I need is for you to go home, be with your mom,
把嘴管嚴了 看好盔甲 keep your trap shut, guard the suit,
別讓電話占線了 and stay connected to the telephone,
因為我打來的時候 你最好能接到 好嗎? because if I call, you better pick up. Okay?
明白了嗎? 這裏的事搞定了 Can you feel that? We're done here.
別擋道 不然我會把你撞倒的 Move out of the way, or I'm gonna run you over.
再見 Bye, kid.
對不起 孩子 I'm sorry, kid.
你幹得不錯 You did good.
你現在要像我爸爸那樣把我丟在這嗎? So, now you're just gonna leave me here, like my dad?
沒錯 Yeah.
等等 你想讓我內疚是吧? Wait, you're guilt-tripping me, aren't you?
我好冷 I'm cold.
我看出來了 你知道我怎麼看出來的嗎? I can tell. You know how I can tell?
因為我們懂彼此 Because we're connected.
試試也無妨 It was worth a shot.
你買了它 價格適宜又美觀 You get this. It's affordable. It's gorgeous.
可以跟各種裝飾搭配... It goes with any decor...
- 畫面是怎麼了? - 進行畫面覆蓋 - What happened to picture? - Go to override.
- 怎麼又來了? - 好吧 把畫面接到洛杉磯 - How is this happening again? - Fine. Override to Los Angeles.
我正在嘗試 但我什麼也... I'm trying. There's nothing I can...
信號從哪來? Well, where is the feed coming from?
不知道 接收器收到的都是這個信號 我... I don't know, it's in all of our receivers and I...
整個東海岸的衛星都失控了 The entire East Coast, the satellites are down.
不只是我們的接收站 It's not just our station.
試試啟動備用手控? What about a backup manual?
我們有一個未經授權的廣播切進來... We have an unauthorised broadcast cutting through...
副總統先生 我覺得您該看看這個 Mr Vice President, I think you should see this.
哦 不 又來了 Oh, God, not again.
總統看到了嗎? Is the President getting this?
總統先生 Mr President.
還要給你兩個教訓 Only two lessons remain.
而我打算在聖誕節那天早晨完成 And I intend to finish this before Christmas morning.
認識一下托馬斯·理查德 Meet Thomas Richards.
他有個好名聲跟一個硬飯碗 Good strong name. Good strong job.
這個托馬斯是羅克森石油公司的會計 Thomas, here, is an accountant for the Roxxon Oil Corporation.
但我確定他一定是個好人 But I'm sure he's a really good guy.
我打算讓他的腦袋開花 I'm going to shoot him in the head,
三十秒鍾後現場直播 live on your television, in 30 seconds.
不! No!
你手機上就有這個電話的號碼 The number for this telephone is in your cell phone.
很刺激是吧 在想這個號碼是怎麼到你手機上的嗎? Exciting, isn't it, imagining how it got there?
美國人民聽著 America,
如果總統在半分鍾之內打給我 if your president calls me in the next half-minute,
托馬斯就能活 Tom lives.
開始! Go!
他怎麼黑進我電話的? How did he hack my phone?
我們不能受恐怖分子的控制... We can't allow terrorists to dictate...
我必須打這個電話 I have to make this call.
我強烈建議您不要這麼做 I'd strongly advise against that.
這麼做才是對的 This is the right thing to do.
還剩一個教訓了 埃利斯總統 There's just one lesson left, President Ellis.
趕快逃吧 藏起來 跟你的孩子吻別 So run away, hide, kiss your children goodbye.
因為沒有人能救你 Because nothing,
你的軍隊救不了你 你那穿紅白藍條紋的警犬 not your army, not your red, white and blue attack dog,
也救不了你 can save you.
我們很快會再見的 I'll see you soon.
通知羅迪 讓他趕快找到這個瘋子 Tell Rhodes, find this lunatic right now.
先生 我們追蹤到了廣播信號 Sir, we tracked the broadcast signal.
我們在巴基斯坦找到了可能的目標點 We have a possible point of origin in Pakistan
"愛國者"已經准備出擊 and the Patriot is ready to strike.
- 開始吧 - 是 先生 - Right now. - Yes, sir.
老天 哈皮 哈皮... Man. Happy, Happy, Happy...
別動! Don't move!
等一下 Hang on a second.
你好? Hello?
你碰沒碰到過一個妞正坐在你身上 你抬頭看時 You ever have a chick straddling you, and you look up
她突然間從裏到外的散發出一種亮橙色的光 and suddenly she's glowing from the inside out, kind of a bright orange?
嗯 我碰到過 你誰啊? Yeah, I've had that. Who is this?
是我 哥們 It's me, pal.
話說我沒記錯的話 上次我失蹤的時候 Now, last time I went missing, if I remember correctly,
你還去找我了 你幹嘛呢? you came looking for me. What are you doing?
在巴基斯坦小小的查訪一下 交交朋友 A little knock-and-talk, making friends in Pakistan.
你幹嘛呢? What are you doing?
你那套盔甲的重新設計是AIM公司做的吧? Your redesign, your big rebrand, that was AIM, right?
是啊 Yeah.
我現在去找一個大型的通信衛星 我需要你的賬號 I'm gonna find a heavy-duty comm sat now, I need your login.
一直都是"戰爭機器68號" It's the same as it's always been, "WarMachine68."
還有密碼 謝謝 And password, please.
聽著 托尼 你每次黑進來我都得改密碼 Look, I gotta change it every time you hack in, Tony.
這不是80年代了 沒人再說"黑進來"了 It's not the 80s, nobody says "hack" any more.
密碼給我 Give me your login.
"戰爭機器火箭號" 火箭號以"X"結尾 全部大寫 "WAR MACHINE ROX" with an "X," all caps.
你就盡管笑吧 Yeah, okay.
這可比"鋼鐵愛國者"強多了 That is so much better than "Iron Patriot."
非常好 非常好 Very nice. Very nice.
我有一個問題要問你 I have one question for you.
這個聖誕節你想要什麼禮物? What would you like for Christmas this year?
大衛 我告訴你... Well, David...
除非你100%的確定 不然別刪我硬盤錄像機上的節目... Do not erase a programme from my DVR unless you are 100% sure...
再來一次! 讓我們感謝艾克·瑞德! 好的 One more time! Ms Elk Ridge, everybody! All right.
因為你刪了我的演出! Because you erase my shows!
連接速度慢
網速不行 That ain't gonna cut it.
我們談過這個了 We talked about this.
抱歉 先生 我不知道誰... Excuse me, sir. I don't know who...
媽 我一會再打給你 見證奇跡的時刻到了 Mom, I need to call you back. Something magical is happening.
- 托尼·斯塔克在我車裏 - 小點兒聲 - Tony Stark is in my van. - Keep it down.
- 托尼·斯塔克就在我車裏! - 不 他不在 - Tony Stark is in my van! - No, he's not.
我就知道你還活著! I knew you were still alive!
進來 把門關上 Come on in. Close the door.
哇哦 先生 我能說... Wow. Can I just say, sir...
說吧 Yep.
我是你的鐵粉 I am your biggest fan.
第一 這是你的車嗎? 會有別人進來嗎? First, is this your van? Is anyone else gonna come in?
不 不 不 就我們倆 No, no, no. Just us.
很好 你叫什麼名字? Great. What's your name?
- 我叫蓋瑞 - 你好 蓋瑞 - Gary. - Gary.
- 哇哦 - 這樣就行了 - Wow. - Right there is fine.
- 行 - 行嗎? - Okay. - Okay?
我經常遇到這種情況 沒關系的 I get a lot of this, it's okay.
- 好 我能說? - 你想說啥? 說 - Good. Can I just say? - What do you want? Yeah.
我不知道你能不能看出來 I don't know if you can tell,
但我完全是照著你的形象打扮自己的 but I have patterned my whole look after you.
- 我的頭發有點... - 沒關系 - My hair's a little... - it's fine.
頭發不像 因為我沒用護發素 It's not right, 'cause there's no product in it.
這樣啊 Right.
我不想讓你覺得尷尬 但我必須給你看... I don't want to make things awkward for you, but I do have to show you...
轟! Boom!
是西班牙那個斯克特·拜奧吧 A Hispanic Scott Baio.
- 對不起 是我嗎? - 是 它有點... 我是說... - I'm sorry. Is that me? - Yeah. It's... I mean...
我讓他們照著我做的一個人偶紋的 所以不像照著圖片紋得那麼逼真 I had them do it off a doll that I made, so it's not like it's off a picture.
- 所以它有點... - 蓋瑞 聽我說 好嗎? - So it's a little bit... - Gary. Listen to me, okay?
我不想打消你的熱情 我們都有點過度興奮了 I don't want to clip your wings, here. We're both a little over-excited.
我遇到麻煩了 我在追查壞蛋 I got an issue. I'm chasing bad guys.
我在試著從大反派的資料檔中找點東西 I'm trying to grab a little something from some hard-crypt data files.
但我網速不夠 I don't have enough juice.
我需要你爬到車頂上... 好嗎? I need you to jump on the roof... right?
重新調整一下綜合業務數字網 Recalibrate the ISDNs.
把網速提高40% Pump it up by about 40%.
- 明白 - 沒問題吧? 這是項任務 - Got it. - All right? It's a mission.
好的 Yeah.
托尼需要蓋瑞 Tony needs Gary.
蓋瑞也需要托尼 And Gary needs Tony.
- 悄悄地 去吧 - 好 - Be quiet about it. Go. - Yeah.
你覺得你人生的決定性時刻是什麼時候? What would you regard as the defining moment of your life?
我認為是我決定不再讓我的傷打敗我的時候 I think that would be the day I decided not to let my injury beat me.
請對著鏡頭說出你的名字? Will you please state your name for the camera?
我叫愛倫·布蘭德 Ellen Brandt.
好 我們會定期地進行注射 Okay. So, the injections are administered periodically.
不允許上癮 Addiction will not be tolerated.
那些不能控制自己的人將被驅逐出計劃 Those who cannot regulate will be out from the programme.
曾經不適合社會的那些人 還有殘疾人... Once misfits, cripples...
你們是人類進化史的下一個篇章 You are the next iteration of human evolution.
朋友們 在我們開始之前... Everybody, before we start...
我向你們保證 今天你深思熟慮後決定光榮地早一步承擔風險 I promise you, looking back at your life, there will be nothing as bitter
當你回首你的一生 再不會有這麼痛苦的回憶 as the memory of that glorious risk you prudently elected to forego.
今天是你們的光榮日... Today is your glory...
我們開始吧 Let's begin.
我們得離開這! 我們得離開這! We gotta get out of here! We gotta get out of here!
把她帶出去! 把他們帶出去! Get her out! Get them out of here!
原來不是炸彈 而是走火 A bomb is not a bomb when it's a misfire.
那東西也有不好使的時候 是吧 哥們? The stuff doesn't always work. Right, pal?
雖然有缺陷 但你還是找到了買主 是吧? It's faulty, but you found a buyer, didn't you?
賣給了滿大人 Sold it to the Mandarin.
抓到你了 哥們 Got you, pal.
出什麼事了? What happened?
有趣的是 Fun fact.
在給納粹造火箭之前 Before he built rockets for the Nazis,
這個理想主義版的韋納·馮·布勞恩 the idealistic Wernher Von Braun
夢想太空旅行 dreamed of space travel.
他眺望著星空 He stargazed.
當第一個V-2導彈襲擊倫敦的時候你知道他說什麼嗎? Do you know what he said when the first V-2 hit London?
"火箭運行得很完美" "The rocket performed perfectly."
"只是降落在了錯誤的星球" "It just landed on the wrong planet."
你看 我們剛開始都很天真 純搞科學 See, we all begin wide-eyed. Pure science.
然後自負情緒就出現了 接著是癡迷 And then the ego steps in, the obsession.
你再抬頭看時 And you look up,
已經遠遠地偏離了初衷 you're a long way from shore.
對自己別太苛刻了 瑪雅 You can't be too hard on yourself, Maya.
我是說 你把你的研究給了智囊團 I mean, you gave your research to a think tank.
是 但基利安是基於軍事合同建立的智囊團 Yeah, but Killian built that think tank on military contracts.
我們過去就是那樣 That's exactly what we used to do.
所以別責怪自己 So, don't judge yourself.
謝謝你 佩珀 Thank you, Pepper.
我真的很感激你說的這番話 I really appreciate that.
- 嗨 晚上好 請進 - 晚上好 - Hi, good evening. Come on in. - Good evening.
瑪雅 快跑! Maya, run!
你好 佩珀 Hi, Pepper.
你想告訴我昨晚你為什麼會在斯塔克家裏嗎? So, you want to tell me why you were at Stark's mansion last night?
我在努力挽局面 I'm trying to fix this thing.
我不知道你跟大師要炸掉他家 I didn't know you and the master were gonna blow the place up.
我明白了 就是說斯塔克威脅了我們 你還要去救他? I see. So, you were trying to save Stark, when he threatened us?
我告訴過你 基利安 我們可以利用他 I've told you, Killian, we can use him.
佩珀 放手 放手 Pepper. Pepper. Pepper.
看 如果我們想明年投放這個商品 我就需要斯塔克 Look, if we want to launch product next year, I need Stark.
他只是缺少點像樣的動力 現在他有了 He just lacked a decent incentive. Now, he has one.
這是支援小隊藍零隊 This is support team Blue-Zero.
正在發送一個可疑的滿大人發信坐標 Sending coordinates for a suspected Mandarin broadcast point of origin.
收到... Copy...
不許動 Nobody move.
支援小隊藍零隊 Support Blue-Zero,
除非滿大人對美國進行的的下一個攻擊 unless the Mandarin's next attack on the U.S.
跟粗制濫造的運動服有關 involves cheaply-made sportswear,
不然我覺得你們又搞錯了 I think you messed up again.
是 你們自由了 如果你們之前不自由的話 Yes, you're free, if you weren't before.
這... 當然 It's... Of course.
是的 女士 Yes, ma'am.
這是"鋼鐵愛國者"的職責 Iron Patriot on the job.
很高興能幫忙 Happy to help.
不用感謝我 女士 No need to thank me, ma'am.
這是我的榮幸 It's my pleasure.
賽文嗎? 我已經把"愛國者"的盔甲弄到手了 Savin? I've acquired the Patriot armour.
如果你想要這個盔甲 If you want this suit,
你得把我冰冷的屍體從裏面撬出來 you're going to have to pry my cold dead body out of it.
我就是這麼想的 上校 That's the plan, Colonel.
哈利 告訴我情況怎麼樣 給我全面地報告一下 Harley, tell me what's happening. Give me a full report.
好 我正在吃糖 你覺得我該繼續吃嗎? Yeah, I'm still eating that candy. Do you want me to keep eating it?
- 你已經吃多少了? - 兩三碗了吧 - How much have you had? - Two or three bowls.
- 你看東西清楚嗎? - 還行吧 - Can you still see straight? - Sort of.
那你就沒事 把電話給賈維斯 That means you're fine. Give me Jarvis.
賈維斯 情況怎麼樣? Jarvis, how are we?
完全沒問題 我這段時間還挺好的 It's totally fine, sir. I seem to do quite well for a stretch,
但是在句末 我總是說錯話 and then at the end of the sentence, I say the wrong cranberry.
還有 主人 你是對的 And, sir, you were right.
我每次進入AIM公司的下載鏈接設施 Once I factored in available AIM downlink facilities
都能找到滿大人的廣播信號 I was able to pinpoint the Mandarin's broadcast signal.
是哪裏啊? 遠東 歐洲 北非... What are we talking? Far East, Europe, North Africa...
伊朗 巴基斯坦 還是敘利亞? 到底在哪? Iran, Pakistan, Syria? Where is it?
事實上是在邁阿密 主人 Actually, sir, it's in Miami.
好 孩子 我會一步步教你 Okay, kid, I'm gonna have to walk you through
重新啟動賈維斯的語音驅動 rebooting Jarvis's speech drive,
但不是現在 but not right now.
哈利 它到底在哪? Harley, where is he really?
看看屏幕 告訴我在哪 Just look on the screen and tell me where it is.
上面確實寫著弗洛裏達州的邁阿密 It does say Miami, Florida.
好 重中之重 我需要我的盔甲 它現在情況怎麼樣? Okay, first things first, I need the armour. Where are we at with it?
它充不上電 It's not charging.
主人 其實在充電 只是電源有點問題 Actually, sir, it is charging, but the power source is questionable.
可能沒辦法重新激活42號 It may not succeed in revitalising the Mark 42.
電力有什麼問題? 還好嗎? What's questionable about electricity? All right?
那是我的盔甲 我不能... 我不會... 我不想... It's my suit, and I can't... I'm not gonna? I don't wanna...
天啊 又來了 Oh, God, not again.
托尼? Tony?
你又發作了嗎? Are you having another attack?
我都沒提紐約 I didn't even mention New York.
行了 你說你沒說的時候就把它的名字說出來了 Right, and then you just said it by name while denying having said it.
好吧... Okay...
天啊 我該怎麼辦? God, what am I gonna do?
呼吸 聽我的 呼吸 Just breathe. Really, just breathe.
你是個機械師 是吧? You're a mechanic, right?
是啊 Right.
你說過 You said so.
對 我是說過 Yes, I did.
那你為什麼不造點東西? Why don't you just build something?
好吧 Okay.
謝謝你 孩子 Thanks, kid.
弗洛裏達州 邁阿密
這裏怎麼這麼熱啊? 我告訴過你把溫度調到68 Why is it so hot in here? I told you to put it at 68.
我又錯了 My fault again.
我告訴你 甜心 我不是你的私人空調控制... Let me tell you something, sweetheart. I am not your personal air con...
哇哦 Well.
20分鍾之內我不會進去 I wouldn't go in there for 20 minutes.
你們當中誰是瓦妮莎? Now, which one of you is Vanessa?
我是 That's me.
妮莎 Nessie.
你們知道幸運餅根本不是中國的發明嗎? Did you know that fortune cookies aren't even Chinese?
有個人藏在這裏 There's some guy over here.
那是美國人按照日本食譜做的 They're made by Americans, based on a Japanese recipe.
嘿! Hey!
慘了 慘了 Bloody hell. Bloody hell.
別動 Don't move.
我沒動 你想要什麼? 就拿去 I'm not moving. You want something? Take it.
盡管這些槍都是假的 Although the guns are all fake
因為那些笨蛋不相信我能用好真家夥 because those wankers wouldn't trust me with the real ones.
- 啥? - 嘿 你喜歡這兩個小妞嗎? - What? - Hey, do you fancy either of the birds?
夠了 Heard enough.
你是替身吧 那個滿大人 真人 You're not him. The Mandarin, the real guy.
在哪? Where?
滿大人在哪? 他在哪? Where's the Mandarin? Where is he?
他在這兒 可他又不在這兒 He's here. He's here, but he's not here.
- 在這兒 但不在這兒 - 你什麼意思? - He's here, but he's not here. - What do you mean?
事情很複雜的 一言難盡 It's complicated. Hey, it's complicated.
- 快說 - 很複雜的 - It is. - It's complicated.
給我解釋 女士們 請出去 Uncomplicate it. Ladies, out.
下床 去浴室 Get out of the bed. Get into the bathroom.
坐著 Sit.
老天 Oh, Jesus.
我叫特雷弗 全名特雷弗·斯萊特利 My name is Trevor. Trevor Slattery.
你到底是什麼? What are you?
你是誘餌? 還是替身? A decoy? You're a double, right?
你以為我是替身? 我才不是 You mean like an understudy? No, absolutely not.
別打臉! 我是個演員 Don't hurt the face! I'm an actor.
給你一分鍾時間說明 You got a minute to live. Fill it with words.
我只是演這個角色 "滿大人"本身根本不存在 It's just a role. "The Mandarin," it's not real.
那你是怎麼來的 特雷弗? Then how did you get here, Trevor?
嗯 我有一次毒癮犯了 Well, I had a little problem with substances.
結果 我不得已地在街頭 And I ended up doing things, no two ways about it,
犯了點事情 in the street, that a man shouldn't do.
- 然後呢? - 然後 - Next? - Then,
他們推薦我演這個角色 they approached me about the role,
他們知道我吸毒 and they knew about the drugs.
他們怎麼說? 幫你戒毒? What did they say? They'd get you off them?
他們說會給我很多毒品 They said they'd give me more.
他們給我很多東西 They gave me things.
給我這座宮殿 還給我整容 They gave me this palace. They gave me plastic surgery.
給了我不少東西 They gave me things.
你剛才睡著了? Did you just nod off?
嘿 Hey.
不 還有那艘超酷的快艇 No, and a lovely speedboat.
關鍵是 他想要找個人 And the thing was, he needed someone
為那幾起意外爆炸事件背黑鍋 to take credit for some accidental explosions.
"他"? "He"?
- 是基利安? - 就是他 - Killian? - Killian.
- 他創造了你? - 沒錯 - He created you? - He created me.
獨具特色的恐怖襲擊 Custom-made terror threat.
沒錯 Yes. Yes.
他的智囊團出的主意 His think tank thinked it up.
掌握連環殺手的病理 The pathology of a serial killer.
運用經典西方肖像學 The manipulation of Western iconography.
准備好接受教訓了嗎? Ready for another lesson?
如此這般 Blah, blah, blah.
不 No.
當然 是我的表演讓這個滿大人栩栩如生 Of course, it was my performance that brought the Mandarin to life.
你的表演? Your performance?
會死人的表演? Where people died?
不 那是假的 No, they didn't.
看你周圍 各種戲服 綠色屏障 Look around you. The costumes, green screen.
說老實話 一半的時候我都不是在實地拍攝 Honestly, I wasn't on location for half this stuff.
如果是 那也是電影的把戲 And when I was, it was movie magic, love.
抱歉 可是我有個好朋友因為你的緣故 I'm sorry, but I got a best friend who's in a coma
現在還昏迷不醒 and he might not wake up.
我覺得你還是得為此負責 So you're gonna have to answer for that.
你還是有麻煩的 You're still going down, pal.
你知道... You under...
好吧 特雷弗 你和他說了些什麼? Okay, Trevor, what did you tell him?
- 我什麼都沒說 - 沒說? - I didn't tell him anything. - Nothing?
沒說 No.
你該按下應急開關的 You should have pressed the panic button.
本來很"緊急" 可我控制住了 Well, I panicked, but then I handled it.
好吧 Okay.
就像以前一樣 是吧? It's just like old times, huh?
嗯 還玩上了捆綁遊戲 很爽 Yeah. With zip ties. It's a ball.
這事並不是我的主意 It wasn't my idea.
嗯 但你接受了基利安的提議 Okay. So you took Killian's card.
我接受的是他的錢 I took his money.
13年以後 你還在這個地牢裏 And here you are 13 years later, in a dungeon.
- 不 - 就是 - No. - Yeah.
你在地牢裏 我隨時都可以離開 No, you're in a dungeon. I'm free to go.
是嗎? Yeah?
發生了很多事情 托尼 A lot has happened, Tony.
但就快完成了 But I'm close.
終極生物很穩定 EXTREMIS is practically stabilised.
我和你說 這根本不穩定 我在街上看到的 I'm telling you it isn't. I'm on the street.
人們爆炸開來 鮮血把牆都塗滿了 People are going bang. They're painting the walls.
瑪雅 你是在自欺欺人 Maya, you're kidding yourself.
那幫我完善它 Then help me fix it.
這是我寫的? Did I do that?
是的 Yes.
我只記得那晚 第二天的事情忘了 I remember the night, not the morning.
你一生的理想就是這個嗎? Is this what you've been chasing around?
- 你不記得了? - 我幫不了你 - You don't remember? - I can't help you.
你以前是富有正義感和道德的 You used to have a moral psychology.
你以前充滿理想 You used to have ideals.
樂於助人 You wanted to help people.
看看現在的你 Now look at you.
我現在每天早晨醒來 發現陪伴我的她 I get to wake up every morning with someone who
至少還有顆心 still has their soul.
放我出去 Get me out of here.
快點 Come on.
你知道我老爹以前說過什麼? You know what my old man used to say to me?
他掛在嘴邊最多的就是... One of his favourite of many sayings...
"早起鳥兒有蟲吃 捕鼠器上奶酪總是第二只老鼠吃" "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
你不會還在為瑞士的那次耿耿於懷吧? You're not still pissed off about the Switzerland thing, are you?
我怎麼可能生你的氣呢 托尼? How can I be pissed at you, Tony?
我是來感謝你的 I'm here to thank you.
你給予我別人從來送過的珍貴禮物 You gave me the greatest gift that anybody's ever given me.
就是絕望 Desperation.
回憶起瑞士那次 If you think back to Switzerland,
你說你會來天台見我 對吧? you said you'd meet me on the rooftop, right?
開始20分鍾的時候 For the first 20 minutes,
我還天真地以為你會出現 I actually thought you'd show up.
過了一個小時... And the next hour...
我曾想過直接從天台去一樓 I considered taking that one-step shortcut to the lobby.
你懂我的意思吧 If you know what I mean.
老實說 我還在想那第一只老鼠會如何 Honestly, I'm still trying to figure out what happened to the first mouse.
但是當我眺望整座城市的時候 But as I looked out over that city,
沒人知道我在這 沒人可以看見我 nobody knew I was there, nobody could see me,
甚至沒人朝我這邊看 no one was even looking.
我有一個想法 這些年就是它指引著我 I had a thought that would guide me for years to come.
保持低調 托尼 Anonymity, Tony.
多虧了你 這一直是我的座右銘 Thanks to you, it's been my mantra ever since.
對吧? Right?
你只需在幕後操控一切 You simply rule from behind the scenes.
因為當你創造一個惡人的時候 Because the second you give evil a face,
像本拉登 卡紮菲 或是滿大人 a Bin Laden, a Gaddafi, a Mandarin,
你給了大家一個宣泄的目標 you hand the people a target.
而你自己可以置身事外 You're something else.
我猜你見過他了 對吧? You have met him, I assume?
是 奧斯卡非他莫屬 Yes. Sir Laurence Oblivier.
我知道他有時候很做作 I know he's a little over the top sometimes.
這不完全是我的錯 他習慣於... It's not entirely my fault. He has a tenden...
他是個舞台劇演員 He's a stage actor.
人們說他演的李爾王在那兒挺有名氣 無所謂了 They say his Lear was the toast of Croydon, wherever that is.
總之 我想說的是 Anyway, the point is,
自從那個揮著大錘的家夥從天而降 ever since that big dude with the hammer fell out of the sky,
低調早已不流行了 subtlety has kind of had its day.
你有什麼計劃? What's next for you in your world?
我想報答當初你給我的那份慷慨贈禮 I wanted to repay you the selfsame gift that you so graciously imparted to me.
絕望 Desperation.
這是直播 Now, this is live.
我不知你是否發現 但此刻 I'm not sure if you can tell, but at this moment
她的身體正在掙紮 決定是否接受終極生物藥劑 或者放棄 the body is trying to decide whether to accept EXTREMIS, or just give up.
如果放棄的話 And if it gives up,
我得說 那爆炸的場景肯定會很壯觀的 I have to say, the detonation is quite spectacular.
但在那之前 她要一直忍受痛苦的折磨 But until that point, it's really just a lot of pain.
我們還沒談報酬呢 We haven't even talked salary yet.
你覺得多少小費合適? What kind of perk package are you thinking of?
放他走 Let him go.
等等 Hold on, hold on.
瑪雅... Maya...
我說了 讓他走 I said, let him go.
你在幹什麼? What are you doing?
這是1200CC量的 一半就能致命 1200 CCs. A dose half of this size, I'm dead.
這種時候真是考驗我的脾氣啊 It's times like this my temper is tested somewhat.
瑪雅 把注射器給我 Maya, give me the injector.
如果我死了 基利安 If I die, Killian,
你的士兵們怎麼辦? 你的產品怎麼辦? what happens to your soldiers? What happens to your product?
別來這套 行嗎? We're not doing this, okay?
你會怎麼樣? 你如果過熱會變成什麼樣? What happens to you? What happens if you go too hot?
好消息就是 The good news is,
一個高層職位剛剛空出來 a high-level position has just been vacated.
你是個瘋子 You are a maniac.
不 我是夢想家 No, I'm a visionary.
我身邊確實有個瘋子 But I do own a maniac.
他今晚還有表演呢 And he takes the stage tonight.
一旦得到"愛國者" Once we get the Patriot installed,
我只需要10分鍾就能拆解 it will take me nine or 10 minutes for the takedown.
那好 不過據我所知 裏面還有人 That's great, but the last time I looked, there was somebody inside of it.
下午好 先生們 Afternoon, gentlemen.
你好 上校 Hello, Colonel.
靠邊站 Step aside.
我們會把你弄出來的 We'll get you out of there.
別擔心 Don't worry.
你會破壞盔甲的 You'll damage the armour.
是的 Yes, I will.
但你會修好的 對吧? But you can fix it, right?
我會把盔甲帶去大本營 I'm gonna take the suit to base camp.
還要帶上波茨小姐 And I want Potts with me.
可她還在第二階段 She's still in Phase Two.
你還沒聾吧? You're not going deaf, are you?
當心點 那個可是限量版 Careful, there. It's a limited edition.
馬尾辮的小哥 Hey, Ponytail Express.
田納西離邁阿密有多遠? What's the mileage count between Tennessee and Miami?
832英裏 832 miles.
不錯 Very nice.
我擅長這個 I'm good like that.
讓它別叫了? Can you stop that?
弄壞了你得賠 Break it, you bought it.
這是我的表了 I think I bought it.
好吧 這其實不是我的 這是我朋友妹妹的表 Okay, that wasn't mine to give away. That belongs to my friend's sister.
所以等會我會先收拾你 And that's why I'm gonna kill you first.
- 你會怎麼收拾我? - 你會知道的 - What are you gonna do to me? - You'll see.
你被捆在床架上了 You're zip-tied to a bed.
這樣 This.
那樣 That.
你要出來嗎? Are you coming out?
別打開 別打開 Do not open. Do not open. Don't open. Don't open.
好吧 打開吧 All right. Let's go.
你... 你會噴火? 好吧 You... You breathe fire? Okay.
今天是榮耀的日子 賽文 It's a glorious day, Savin.
明天的這個時候 This time tomorrow,
我會控制西方最強大的領袖 I'll have the West's most powerful leader in one hand,
以及最厲害的恐怖分子 and the world's most feared terrorist in the other.
我會主宰這場反恐戰爭 I'll own the war on terror.
創造供求 Create supply and demand.
為了你 以及你的兄弟姐妹 For you, for your brothers and sisters.
相信我 你們將會倒在血泊之中 Trust me, you're gonna be in a puddle of blood
五 四 三... on the ground in five, four, three...
快點! 二... Come on! Two...
我們怎麼會來看守這活寶的? How did we get this shift?
好吧 我給你們一次逃跑的機會 All right, I'm gonna give you a chance to escape.
放下武器 Put down your weapons.
把你們自己綁到椅子上 我讓你們活命 Tie yourselves to those chairs. I'll let you live.
五 四 U+5623! In five, four, bang!
哇 Wow.
你們應該早就跑了 快跑吧 You should be gone by now. You should've already been gone.
我嚇得都不敢動了 I am just beyond terrified.
來了 Here it comes.
- 三 四... - 閉嘴 - Three, four... - Shut up.
五 四 三 二 一! Five, four, three, two, one!
早和你說了 Told you.
剩下的跑哪兒去了? Where's the rest?
老實說 我討厭在這兒工作 個個都是怪物 Honestly, I hate working here. They are so weird.
遲到總比不到好 Better late than never.
不要 面具別出錯 Not this time. Not the face.
很高興再見 你好啊 It's good to be back. Hello, by the way.
你好 主人 Hello, sir.
所有人員注意 斯塔克逃跑 正在建築某處 All personnel, Stark is loose and somewhere in the compound.
重複 斯塔克逃跑了 正在某處 Repeat, Stark is loose and somewhere in the compound.
我們走! Let's go!
該死 Crap.
托尼? Tony?
羅迪 告訴我是你在那套盔甲裏 Rhodey, tell me that was you in the suit.
不 你有盔甲了? No. You got yours?
算是吧 去主屋 快點 Kind of. Main house, as fast as you can.
有個人我想讓你見見 There's somebody I'd like you to meet.
你們! 出去! 快! You, you, you! Move! Get out!
房間很安全 我已經找到滿大人了 The room is secure. I have eyes on the Mandarin.
這是什麼? 我贏了 What's this? I had winners.
你們是什麼人? What have you come as?
你敢動一下 我就打爆你的臉 You make a move, and I break your face.
我從不知道這樣會害人 他們騙了我 I never thought people had been hurt. They lied to me.
這就是滿大人? This is the Mandarin?
是 我知道... 超尷尬的 Yeah, I know, it's... It's embarrassing.
你好 我叫T特雷弗·斯萊特利 Hi, Trevor. Trevor Slattery.
我知道 我很矮 又很瘦 大家都這麼說 I know I'm shorter in person. A bit smaller. Everyone says that.
如果你們想要抓我的話 我得先打個電話 But, hey, if you're here to arrest me, there's some people I'd like to roll on.
是這樣 大演員 Here's how it works, Meryl Streep.
你告訴他佩珀被關哪兒了 他就不會再捉弄你 You tell him where Pepper is and he'll stop doing it.
什麼? Doing what?
我知道了! 好疼的 我全招了! I get it! That hurt. I get it! I get it!
我不認識什麼佩珀 但我知道他的計劃 I don't know about any Pepper, but I know about the plan.
- 說 - 你知道他們把我的盔甲弄哪兒去了? - Spill. - Do you know what they did to my suit?
什麼? 不知道 What? No.
但我知道他們在海岸邊圖謀什麼事情 But I do know it's happening off the coast.
和一個大船有關 Something to do with a big boat.
我可以帶你們去那 I can take you there.
哦也 哦也... Ole', ole', ole', ole'...
托尼 我對天發誓 我一定要打爆他的臉 Tony, I swear to God, I'm gonna blow his face off.
他們下一步行動應該和副總統有關 And this next bit may include the vice president as well.
這... 有幫助嗎? Is that... Is that important?
- 算是吧 - 嗯 有一點點 - Somewhat. - Yeah, a little bit.
那麼? So?
我們怎麼辦? What are we gonna do?
我們連交通工具都沒有 We don't have any transport.
是啊 Right.
嘿 夥計 Hey, Ringo.
你以前不是說過你有一艘"很酷的快艇"嗎? Didn't you say something about a "lovely speedboat"?
如果他說的地方沒錯 那我們還有20分鍾就能到 If he's right about the location, we're 20 minutes from where Pepper is.
但我們也得弄清楚 But we also have to figure out
- 跟副總統有什麼關系 對吧? - 沒錯 - this vice president thing, right? - Right.
我在想我打電話給誰 I wonder who I'm calling right now.
哦 就是副總統 That's the vice president.
謝謝 Thanks.
喂? Hello?
先生 我是托尼·斯塔克 Sir, this is Tony Stark.
歡迎回到活人的世界 Welcome back to the land of the living.
我們相信您會成為滿大人的下一個目標 We believe you're about to be drawn into the Mandarin campaign.
我們得盡快把您帶去安全的地方 We gotta get you somewhere safe as soon as possible.
斯塔克先生 我正准備吃蜂蜜烤火腿 Mr Stark, I'm about to eat honey-roast ham,
有一群精幹的特工保護我 surrounded by the Agency's finest.
總統和羅迪上校都在空軍一號上 很安全 The president's safe on Air Force One with Colonel Rhodes.
我想我們都沒事 I think we're good, here.
先生 我是羅迪上校 Sir, this is Colonel Rhodes.
他們用"鋼鐵愛國者"當木馬 They're using the Iron Patriot as a Trojan horse.
他們想綁架總統 They're gonna take out the president somehow.
我們得立即通知那艘飛機 We have to immediately alert that plane.
好 由我來吧 我會讓警衛封鎖那片區域 Okay, I'm on it. I'll have security lock it down.
如果需要 F22戰機會在半分鍾內趕到 If need be, they can have F-22s in the air in 30 seconds.
- 謝謝上校 - 通話完畢 - Thank you, Colonel. - Rhodes and Stark out.
沒什麼事情吧? Everything okay, sir?
再好不過了 Couldn't be better.
我愛你 寶貝 I love you, babe.
羅迪上校 Colonel Rhodes.
很高興見到你 這樣我最安全不過了 Glad to see you could make it, son. I feel safer already.
我們得做決定了 We gotta make a decision.
救總統還是救佩珀 我們不可能同時救兩個人 We can either save the president, or Pepper. We can't do both.
主人 馬裏布有最新消息 Sir, I have an update from Malibu.
起重機終於到了 The cranes have finally arrived,
現在正在清理地下室的門 and the cellar doors are being cleared as we speak.
我穿的盔甲呢? And what about the suit I'm wearing?
目前盔甲充電至92% The armour is now at 92%.
只能湊合著用了 That's going to have to do.
他來了 他來了 快給我照一張 Here he comes. Here he comes. Get a quick picture.
好的 Sure.
有事嗎 上校? Everything all right, Colonel?
很榮幸見到您 總統先生 It is an honour, Mr President.
如果你要殺我 快動手吧! If you're gonna do it, do it!
冷靜 先生 Cool your boots, sir.
這可不是滿大人的作風 That's not how the Mandarin works.
長官 空軍一號遇襲 Sir, Air Force One has been compromised.
機身內部發生槍擊 溫度迅速上升 Internal shots, temperature spikes.
快給我影像 Get me eyes on it now.
圖像正在傳輸 長官 Image coming through now, sir.
那是羅迪嗎? Was that Rhodes?
有人嗎? Is anyone there?
開門! Let us out!
總統在哪裏 The President.
快說 Now.
他不在這兒 He's not here.
要去噴射氣流裏找找嗎? Try the jet stream?
說到這個 去釣魚吧 Speaking of which, go fish.
從那裏走開 你個混蛋 Walk away from that, you son of a bitch.
空中有幾個人? How many in the air?
13個 主人 Thirteen, sir.
- 我能帶幾個? - 4個 主人 - How many can I carry? - Four, sir.
別緊張 別緊張 放松 你叫什麼? 海瑟嗎? Slow down. Slow down, relax. What's your name? Heather?
天啊! 不! 不! Oh, God! No! No!
聽我說 看到那個人了嗎? Listen to me. See that guy?
我會從他身邊滑翔過去 你只要抓住他就行了 I'm gonna swing by, you're just gonna grab him.
- 懂了嗎? - 什麼? - You got it? - What?
我會讓你的手臂帶電 這樣你就無法松手了 I'll electrify your arm, you won't be able to open your hand.
你能做到的 海瑟 We can do this, Heather.
很簡單吧? 還有11個人 Easy, see? Eleven more to go.
記得那個叫猴子撈月的遊戲嗎? Remember that game called Barrel of Monkeys?
這就是我們要做的 That's what we're going to do.
18,000英尺 18,000 feet.
大家加油 每個人都去抓周圍的猴子 Come on, people. Everybody, grab your monkey.
很好 Nice.
10,000英尺 10,000 feet.
6,000英尺 6,000 feet.
大夥加油 Come on, people.
加油 加油 加油! Come on, come on, come on!
耶! Yeah!
1,000英尺 1,000 feet.
400英尺 400 feet.
200英尺 主人 200 feet, sir.
這是只結實的猴子 抓住他 He's a chunky monkey, let's get him.
你好 Hello.
我們成功了! We made it!
大夥做得不錯! Nice work, guys!
很棒 很好的團隊合作 我們都很棒 Excellent. Good team effort all around. Go us.
好了 賈維斯 All right, Jarvis.
活兒剛做了一半 我們還得去找佩珀... But it's only half-done. We've still got to get Pepper...
那車從哪冒出來的 That came out of nowhere.
哇 Wow.
老兄 來點好消息 Give me some good news, man.
我想他們都安全了 I think they all made it.
謝天謝地 Thank God.
是啊 但我沒找到總統 Yeah, but I missed the president.
你穿著盔甲都沒救出總統 You couldn't save the president with the suit,
現在盔甲毀了 要怎麼去救佩珀? how are we gonna save Pepper with nothing?
我說 賈維斯 時間到了嗎? Say, Jarvis, is it that time?
機器人家庭派對計劃嗎 主人? The House Party Protocol, sir?
沒錯 Correct.
嗨 Hi.
你認為他會幫你? You think he's gonna help you?
他不會的 He won't.
抓你不僅僅是為了刺激托尼·斯塔克 更是... Having you here is not just to motivate Tony Stark. It's...
好吧 事實上更難以啟齒 Well, it's actually more embarrassing than that.
你在這裏 算是我的... You're here as my...
戰利品... Trophy...
晚上好 先生 Good evening, sir.
歡迎登船 總統先生 Welcome aboard, Mr President.
聽說過大象墳場嗎? Ever hear of an elephant graveyard?
兩年前 大象就是這艘船 Well, two years ago, the elephant in the room was this scow.
這是羅克森·諾克公司的船 This is the Roxxon Norco.
當然 你肯定記得 And, of course, you'll remember
她在彭薩科拉港泄漏了一百萬加侖原油 that when she spilled a million gallons of crude off Pensacola.
拖你的福 該公司的高官們沒人受到制裁 Thanks to you, not one fat cat saw a day in court.
你想從我這裏得到什麼? What do you want from me?
我什麼都不要 先生 Nothing, sir.
我只需要一個殺你的理由 一個能正大光明上電視的理由 I just needed a reason to kill you that would play well on TV.
我已經往前看了 You see, I've moved on.
我找了一個新的政治靠山 I found myself a new political patron,
明天這個時候 他就會接你的班 and this time tomorrow, he'll have your job.
把他吊起來 String him up.
嘿! Hey!
跟我來 Come on.
你不會嚇壞吧 對吧? You're not gonna freak out on me, right?
我希望不會 I hope not.
天啊 Oh, my God.
他被吊在油罐上方 他們打算燒死他 老兄 He's strung up over the oil tanker. They're gonna light him up, man.
維京式葬禮 公開處決 Viking funeral. Public execution.
沒錯 被油燒死 Yeah, death by oil.
直播即將開始 各就各位 Broadcast will commence shortly. Take final positions.
好的 這很好 Okay. That's good.
現在調出攝像頭A至E 我們做個全面技術彩排 Now give me cameras A through E and we'll do a full tech rehearsal.
你的槍上膛了嗎? Is your gun up?
上了 我要怎麼做? Yep. What do I do?
呆在我6點鍾方向 注意高處 別朝我背部開槍 Stay on my six, cover high and don't shoot me in the back.
6點鍾 高處 背部 好的 Six, high, back. All right.
你看到了嗎? 搞定了 You see that? Nailed it.
是啊 你的確打碎了很多玻璃 Yeah, you really killed the glass.
你認為我瞄准了燈泡? You think I was aiming for the bulb?
那麼遠根本不可能打到燈泡 You can't hit a bulb at this distance.
全體人員 東12區有敵襲 All personnel, we have hostiles on east unit 12.
在那裏! Over there!
- 再次重複 東12區有敵襲 - 我沒子彈了 給我... - I repeat, hostiles on east unit 12. - I'm out. Give me...
- 你有多餘的彈夾嗎? - 他們不是通用的 托尼 - You got extra magazines? - They're not universal, Tony.
我知道我在做什麼 我就是做這個的 給我一個彈夾 I know what I'm doing, I make this stuff. Give me another one.
- 你的拿出來一個 - 我沒有配這把槍的彈夾 - One of yours. - I don't have one that fits that gun.
你有的 大概五個 You've got, like, five of them.
接下來該我了 Here's what I'm going to do.
幫我望風 好嗎? Save my spot, ready?
- 看到了什麼? - 太快了 什麼都沒看到 - What'd you see? - Too fast. Nothing.
再來一次 Here we go.
三男一女 都有武裝 Three guys, one girl, all armed.
天啊 我真希望身上有裝甲 God, I would kill for some armour right now.
- 你是對的 我們需要後援 - 是的 很多後援 - You're right. We need backup. - Yeah, a bunch.
你猜怎麼著? You know what?
那是... Is that...
沒錯 Yep.
- 那些都是... - 沒錯 - Are those... - Yeah.
聖誕快樂 夥計 Merry Christmas, buddy.
賈維斯 瞄准注射了終極生物藥劑的熱源體 Jarvis, target EXTREMIS heat signatures.
火力全開 幹掉他們 Disable with extreme prejudice.
是 主人 Yes, sir.
還在等什麼呢? 今天可是聖誕節 What are you waiting for? It's Christmas.
帶他們去見上帝吧 Take them to church.
先生們 Gentlemen.
來了! Incoming!
賈維斯 讓伊格爾去把那玩意頂住 Jarvis, get Igor to steady this thing.
這就是你空閑的時候做的? This is how you've been managing your down time, huh?
每個人都有愛好 Everybody needs a hobby.
心髒終結者 去幫幫紅色撕裂者 好嗎? Heartbreaker, help Red Snapper out, will you?
時間控制得不錯 Nice timing.
不錯 很酷啊 給我一件盔甲 好嗎? Yeah. That's awesome. Give me a suit, okay?
不好意思 這些只有我能穿 I'm sorry, they're only coded to me.
- 什麼意思? - 我會掩護你的 - What does that mean? - I got you covered.
晚上好 上校 我載你一程如何? Good evening, Colonel. Can I give you a lift?
真有意思 Very funny.
主人 我找到了波茨小姐 Sir, I've located Ms Potts.
是時候了 About time.
別動! 快放下來 放下來 放下來 Stop! Put it down. Put it down. Put it down.
看到了吧 你和我的前女友們來往的後果? See what happens when you hang out with my ex-girlfriends?
你真是個混蛋 You're such a jerk.
沒錯 我們吃飯的時候再討論這個 Yep. We'll talk about it over dinner.
來 寶貝 再近點 Come on. A little more, baby.
那家夥在煩你? Is this guy bothering you?
別起來 Don't get up.
裏面熱嗎? Is it hot in there?
卡住了吧? 你有沒有覺得有點卡住了? Stuck? Do you feel a little stuck?
像在小龜殼裏煮小烏龜自己 Like a little turtle, cooking in his little turtle suit.
托尼 Tony.
她在看著呢 She's watching.
我覺得你應該閉上眼 I think you should close your eyes.
閉上眼 Close your eyes.
閉上眼 你不會想看到這個的 Close your eyes. You don't want to see this.
好啊 你歇會兒吧 Yeah, you take a minute.
賈維斯 給我一套盔甲 馬上! Jarvis, give me a suit right now!
快點! Come on!
總統先生! 堅持住 好嗎? 我馬上來救您 Mr President! Just hold on, all right? I'm coming.
要堅持住 堅持住 Just hold on. Hold on.
好吧 Okay.
再見 Bye-bye.
另一只手抓緊 Brace yourself.
您看起來真帥 總統先生 You look damn good, Mr President,
不過我得要回這件盔甲了 but I'm gonna need that suit back.
總統安全了 托尼 The President is secure, Tony.
- 我先帶他離開這裏 - 幹得不錯 - I'm clearing the area. - Nice work.
- 准備好了嗎 先生? - 准備好什麼? - Ready, sir? - What do you mean "ready"?
小辣椒 我來了 放松 我來了 Pep, I got you. Relax, I got you.
看著我! Just look at me!
親愛的 我只能伸那麼遠了 你不能呆在那裏 Honey, I can't reach any further and you can't stay there.
好嗎? 你得松手 All right? You've got to let go.
你得松開手! 我會抓住你的 我保證 You've got to let go! I'll catch you, I promise.
不! No!
真丟人 要是我的話 我肯定會抓住她的 A shame. I would've caught her.
彈出 Eject.
很好 我們到了屋頂 Well, here we are on the roof.
42號歸隊 Mark 42, inbound.
真不錯 那個浪子居然回來了 I'll be damned. The prodigal son returns.
隨便了 Whatever.
你實在配不上她 托尼 You really didn't deserve her, Tony.
真遺憾 我差點就能讓她變得完美了 It's a pity. I was so close to having her perfect.
好吧 好吧 等等 等等! 別過來! 別過來! Okay, okay, wait, wait, wait! Slow down! Slow down!
你說得沒錯 我配不上她 You're right. I don't deserve her.
但有一點你錯了 Here's where you're wrong.
她已經很完美了 She was already perfect.
賈維斯 Jarvis,
幫我個忙 讓42號自爆 do me a favour and blow Mark 42.
不... No...
我們都別假惺惺的了 No more false faces.
你說過你想要找滿大人 You said you wanted the Mandarin.
你面前的就是他 You're looking right at him.
一直都是我 托尼 從一開始就是 It was always me, Tony. Right from the start.
我就是滿大人! I am the Mandarin!
我手無寸鐵 I got nothing.
賈維斯 在我12點鍾方向的不是目標 解除鎖定! Jarvis, subject at my 12 o'clock is not a target, disengage!
什麼? 怎麼 你生我氣了? What? What, are you mad at me?
親愛的? Honey?
天啊 Oh, my God.
剛才真暴力 That was really violent.
你剛才都嚇死我了 我以為你... You just scared the devil out of me. I thought you were...
以為我死了 為什麼? 就因為我從200英尺的地方摔下去? I was dead. Why? Because I fell 200 feet?
誰現在更慘點? Who's the hot mess now?
有待商榷 It's still debatable.
可能正在向你慢慢傾斜 你在家的時候怎麼不穿成這樣? Probably tipping your way a little bit. Why don't you dress like this at home?
運動文胸 這一整套真不錯 Sport bra. The whole deal.
我想我明白為什麼你不願意扔了這些盔甲了 You know, I think I understand why you don't want to give up the suits.
我現在還該抱怨什麼呢? What am I going to complain about now?
沒事 你的男朋友可是我呢 Well, it's me.
你會找到辦法的 You'll think of something.
- 不 別碰我 - 別擔心 - No, don't touch me. - Don't worry about it.
- 不 我會燙傷你的 - 不 你不會的 - No, I'm gonna burn you. - No, you're not.
一點都不燙 Not hot.
我會變得正常的吧? Am I gonna be okay?
不會的 No.
你在和我談戀愛 所有事都不會正常的 You're in a relationship with me. Everything will never be okay.
但我覺得我能解決這個問題 沒錯 But I think I can figure this out, yeah.
20年前我喝醉的時候差點就做出這個了 I almost had this 20 years ago when I was drunk.
我覺得我會讓你恢複的 I think I can get you better.
這就是我的工作 修理東西 That's what I do. I fix stuff.
那些讓你分心的東西呢? And all your distractions?
呃... 我會減少一點點他們的數量 Eh... I'm going to shave them down a little bit.
賈維斯 Jarvis. Hey.
麻煩都解決了 主人 還有其他事嗎? All wrapped up here, sir. Will there be anything else?
你知道該做什麼 You know what to do.
庫存清理計劃嗎 主人? The Clean Slate Protocol, sir?
管他呢 今天是聖誕節 是的 沒錯 Screw it, it's Christmas. Yes, yes.
目前為止還行吧? 你喜歡嗎? Okay, so far? Do you like it?
很滿意 It will do.
於是 隨著聖誕節早晨的到來 我的旅程走到了終點 And so, as Christmas morning began, my journey had reached its end.
開始時毫無功利 You start with something pure,
滿懷熱情 然後開始犯錯 something exciting. Then, come the mistakes.
還有妥協 The compromises.
我們創造了自己的惡魔 We create our own demons.
很高興見到你們! 真見鬼! Great to see you! Bloody hell!
我答應過要幫佩珀恢複正常 但要做點手術 As promised, I got Pepper sorted out. It took some tinkering.
但之後我就想 "為什麼止步於此呢?" But then I thought to myself, "Why stop there?"
當然 有人說過程很危險 Of course, there are people who say progress is dangerous,
但我打賭這些蠢貨中沒有一個人曾帶著滿胸膛的彈片活著 but I'll bet none of those idiots ever had to live with a chestful of shrapnel.
現在 我也不會了 And now, neither will I.
我告訴你 Let me tell you,
那是多年來我睡得最香的時候 that was the best sleep I'd had in years.
沒事的 沒事的 It's okay. It's okay.
沒事的 It's okay.
不是 快看 No, look.
土豆槍II代 你的夥伴 機械師
如果我要做一番總結 鞠個躬 或別的什麼... So, if I were to wrap this up, tie it with a bow, or whatever...
我猜我會說 我的盔甲從來都不是分心之物 I guess I'd say my armour, it was never a distraction,
也不是興趣 or a hobby.
它是一個繭 It was a cocoon.
而現在 And now,
我破繭化蝶了 I'm a changed man.
你可以奪走我的房子 我所有的把戲和玩具 You can take away my house, and all my tricks and toys.
但有一樣你是奪不走的... One thing you can't take away...
我就是鋼鐵俠 I am Iron Man.
你懂的 還有 多謝傾聽 You know, and thank you by the way. For listening.
再者 敞開心扉 Plus, something about getting it off my chest,
一吐為快 而不是憋在... and putting it out there in the atmosphere instead of holding this in...
我是說 憋著不說人們才會生病 I mean, this is what gets people sick, you know.
哇 之前我都不知道你這麼擅長聆聽 Wow, I had no idea you were such a good listener.
能和人分享我所有的 To be able to share all my intimate thoughts
想法和經曆 and my experiences with someone,
身上的壓力都減半了 it just cuts the weight of it in half.
就像一條蛇去咬自己的尾巴 You know, it's like a snake swallowing its own tail.
所有事都圓滿了 Everything comes full circle.
而且你還能幫我梳理... And the fact that you've been able to help me process...
- 你在聽嗎? - 對不起... 我剛剛 呃 - Are you with me? - Sorry... I was, yeah.
我們剛剛說到... We were at...
你睡著了? Are you actively napping?
我剛剛... 我... 我走神了 I was... I... I drifted.
從什麼地方開始的? Where did I lose you?
瑞士的電梯 Elevator in Switzerland.
那你什麼都沒聽到 So, you heard none of it.
不好意思 我不是那種醫生 I'm sorry. I'm not that kind of doctor.
也不是治療師 I'm not a therapist.
- 我沒受過那樣的訓練? - 然後? - It's not my training. - So?
- 我沒有... - 什麼? 時間? - I don't have the... - What? The time?
性情 Temperament.
你知道嘛? 既然我想到它... You know what? Now that I think about it...
天啊 我最早的傷疤 God, my original wound.
- 1983年 對吧? - 沒錯 - 1983, all right? - Yes.
我那年14歲 還有個保姆 真詭異 I'm 14 years old, I still have a nanny. That was weird.